Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - Group Soup (Asif Ali, Lily Sullivan, Tim Baltz, Greg Hess)

Episode Date: September 8, 2025

This week, Asif Ali returns to clear the air with Scott and discuss the upcoming second season of “Deli Boys”. Then, boat boys McGarth Darby and Harris Teeter drop by to announce their upcoming barbecue. Finally, folk singer Glen Plapinger joins to serenade the group with his dulcet tones and interesting political takes.  Don’t forget to check out the Comedy Bang! Bang! Action Figures at shop.figurecollections.com and go to actionfigureseller.com for international purchases. If you want more great episodes of Comedy Bang! Bang! become a subscriber at comedybangbangworld.com. We have all of the past episodes from the archives, every live show, ad-free new episodes, and original shows like CBB Presents and Scott Hasn’t Seen. Find more great Comedy Bang! Bang! merch at https://www.podswag.com/collections/comedy-bang-bang Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/cbb

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Hope you appreciate it. And welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another week. We have a very exciting show. Coming up a little later, we have a couple of, people. I can't remember what they do. And we also have a singer coming up a little later on the show. So that's very exciting. But first, before we get to that, let me give you a little background about what we're doing today. Oh, no. It was March of the year 2025. God damn. The citizens of Los Angeles still reeling from the Southern California wildfires that had ravaged the state were tentatively

attempting to get back into their normal daily routines. And that included one young comedian whose television program had premiered at the beginning of the month, its name was Deli Boys. It's no small feat for a young comedian to appear on the Comedy Bang Bang Podcast. It was usually the result of years of putting in one's dues. First open mics,

then moving from opening sets to middling, finally after one achieved headlining status, the call of Hollywood beckons. And if one was lucky, there might be a dropout of the scheduled A-block guest on this comedy institution. And a comedian could finally get their foot in the door.

and that is what happened that day. But then during the show, something astounding occurred. It was an enjoyable 90 minutes, and in the middle of that, a promise was made, from the comedian to the host, an unshakable pledge that the listeners would cling to during this difficult year, giving them a glimmer of hope

in what could so often feel like a year of ever-expanding despair. But was that promise kept? The answer might surprise you. Let's find out together. Please welcome back to the show and into the two-timers club, Asif Ali. Hi, hi, I thank you so much. And listen, I know the tone of my voice makes it sound

like I'm not taking this seriously, but I do want to formally apologize. Before we get to that, let's talk about what the promise was. Because I do want to hear this apology, but before we get to that, is an apology even necessary? Let's talk about what was said. Yes, so we were in the middle of recording. You, by the way, are one of the stars of this show.

I'm number one in the call sheet. You're number one, that's right. We discussed that. It's called Deli Boys. It's on FX on Hulu. It's on Hulu. Yes, yes, yes, yes. And so we were here.

It's a charming show about two... As you've written down here... There's no other way to say it, but Deli Boys. Yeah, two Deli Boys. And as you've written down, two barely legal South Asian boys running... Yes, I wrote that down right here and I highlighted it. And again, I don't know why you did that twice. It seems to be a real stick and...

point with you. And they take over their father's empire when he dies. We find out that our father is actually running the mob. He runs a cocaine smuggling business. In the town of Chicago. Philadelphia. It shoots in Chicago. What? Yeah, but it's set in Philadelphia. Scott, let me explain to you how Hollywood works. Okay. Sometimes you shoot in a city, but it's set in a different city. And for this reason, I'm out. No, no, no, no, no, no. But let me remind you, these young South Asian boys are dripping in sweat. Oh, that's right. Okay, okay, I'm back in.

These guys are absolutely drenched. Did we talk about the fact it's set in Philadelphia, does M. Night Shyamalan show up? And this is another point that I kept bringing up to the writer's room, hence why they don't really like me to hang around anymore, because I will just simply bring in celebrities. Because he's a security guard at the stadium, at the Eagle Stadium. Is he not in Unbreakable? He is, yes. So he could still ostensibly be working there. And there's one thing about M. Night Shyamlan.

When you see a scene with him in it, you go, this guy should act more. Yes. I am not taken out of this reality at all. I am pushing my chips in, as a matter of fact. Yeah, this man is definitely not patting himself on the back for what he's doing here. Or anyone in his family. Yeah. If you've seen trap.

And so they said no. They didn't want M. Knight Sharmland to be in it, but we put that request out. And M. Knight, I know is a huge fan of the pod. Yep. And I would just love to. We joke around on this pod. We joke around. We know you're listening.

and you think it's funny and that's why we're ribbing you. And the M stands for, hmm. Mmm. Yeah. It's hard to convey wagging of eyebrows

on a podcast, but I think we did it. He's a real tasty man and so we just want to put that out there. M-night, if you really want to be on the show, just please. Make these guys an offer. Make us an offer.

We will accept, regardless of what it is. Whatever the terms are. Whatever the terms are. We'll let you direct one if you want. Oh, boy. Wow. Come on, whatever you want.

We just need it, you know? In this age of Hollywood, we need all these sort of clickbait star power we can get, which is why I'm here. Yes, this is why you're here. We discussed this show at length. I had watched, I believe, when we recorded the show, I had watched two or three episodes, is that right? I believe so, yeah. And then I went on to watch the entire season. It's a very funny show.

Thank you so much. There are great comedians on it, great actors on it. I watched the entire thing, and we talked a little bit about the fact that you. that I had watched the entire thing when you did my sister show Scott hasn't seen which watch what Manchester by the sea

Manchester by the sea which you guys then commented was not a funny movie which I find to be ridiculous yeah and had a lot going on behind the scenes that we enjoyed talking about

as well with the actors involved so we had a great time on this and now let's get back to the content of that first comedy bang bang appearance you were you were on this is the first time you've ever been on

and we were speaking about the show and I asked you sort of you know what why don't we just play the clip is there a season two planned for there is a season two planned there's a season two plan there's a season two plan but it hasn't been picked up for a season two yet not yet it has not been picked up for a season two but here's the thing can yes if I find out yes you'll be the first to know I'll be the first I'll be the first call you make even before your family even before your agent. You might receive the news through your agent. All of my side pieces.

All of your, really. The roster is going to find out second. I mean, it's not that hard to make a, and you know what? You can give me a heads up. You can text me and say, like, hey, record the call I'm about to call you and we'll play this on Comedy Bang Bang. Totally. Because we're buddies now.

We're buddies. I feel like we're pretty close. And I can make a promise like this and it's not going to like. It's not going to come back and buy you. No, not at all. Because I'm on top of these kinds of things. And I've known to have a really. good memory. Great. And, you know, people make promises on this show all the time. Adam Scott made

the promise. If he ever wins the Oscar, he's going to hold it aloft and say, I'm going to shove this up my butt and walk off the stage. Yes. So now noted, he did not make that promise with the Emmy. Sure. Sure. And we'll talk about that on a future show that'll come out, I believe, in August. Okay. Deal, deal, deal. Okay. Yeah. So, yeah. So great. Let's shake on it. All right, great. All right. What a clip. That was, that was, that was, that was a captivating podcasting. Yeah, and there was just a connection that we had back then.

Yeah. That I feel like, because of what happened has kind of severed this connection a little bit. I feel like there's a lack of trust here now. So what, so let me take you through the chronology, then, of what has happened since March. Pretty much daily, I will watch the ditty trial, watch the ditty trial, pray for him to get some sort of plea deal Scott has been posting a lot of like when's some new music coming out

this is getting in the way of the new music Yeah Diddy dirty money too Perhaps And but I'll Pretty much once a day or so I'll glance down at this device that I have Apple makes it's an iPhone

And I'll look at the alerts that pop up And these are little messages that get sent directly to my home screen That say if someone's emailed me if someone's called me, anything like that. I'll look down at it. So I was doing this

pretty much once a day since March. Oh my God. And, you know, just wondering, I hope these guys got a season two. I really like the show.

Sure, yeah. I like Ossif. Let's see what's going on. Nothing, nothing, nothing. Pretty much every day this would happen. And then. But you didn't lose hope, and that's what we love about you.

I didn't lose hope. No, I was like, I'm his first call. We're buddies. You heard that clip. Of course. Yeah,

that clip was, it couldn't be more clear. Yeah. And then, not two days ago there's nothing on my home screen so I go I'm just going to swipe this thing up I'm going to surf the net

and you turned off the notifications for your wife yes exactly because you want to keep your phone clear to really know what was going on in my personal life my personal life is personal right right right of course of course of course so I surfed the net a little bit and I went on some of my favorite websites

Google.com and I looked up Deli Boys Season 2 and you did that you did this early in the morning like first thing right when you woke up your wife was like good morning you were like stop I'm in the middle of something I'm in the middle of something right now and you turned over and you and you're kicking your legs yes I was on my stomach I was kicking my legs I was it was a lot like I was in a 60s like you know beach party movie or something yeah I had a beach ball that I was bouncing on my part. And what I came upon just hit me like a thunderbolt. Yeah.

Because I found an article on, I believe it was Variety.com. Variety, Deadlight, Hollywood Reporter. We don't have to keep them. I think it was variety because it was like, the headline was, Deli Boys is not Ankleed. And I was like, I didn't know what that meant. So I had to look up variety lingo and ankle means canceled. After season one.

Yeah. Yeah. And in fact, it was picked up season two and Fred Armisen is in the cast of season two and I said okay awesome doesn't know about this obviously I pray that he does does not log on to the internet today to find out this news yes but so I waited a good 48 hours saying like at some point someone will tell him about it and he'll call me the call never came the call never came and and I'm here to to again to I, in fact, had to reach out to you.

You did reach out to me. And, and, you know, even though we're trying to resolve this right now, real Hollywood move for people listening, do not respond. And you're saying you should not have responded to me. I should not have responded to you, just to let it sit a little bit more. You got back to me with, let me check the stats of exactly when you got back to me after, because I, you emailed me in the afternoon. I looked at it, the amount of shit.

shame that washed over me was, I cannot describe it. I reached out to you at 5.21 p.m., which I guess is the afternoon. And that's usually when I'm hanging out with my first side piece. So I was, we start early in the evening. Okay, now this, it's respectable, but I would have liked a little more, I know, like, 8.56 p.m. is when you responded. I would have liked it a little more in the 6 p.m. range between 6 and 7. But you, you, you, uh, wrote back to me and said, I need to clear this up on the pod. Yes. They surprised me, too.

Yeah. I can't have this destroy my pristine image and reputation. I'm available whenever you are. And I, and I do have a really good reputation in the city. You've, you've seen the Google alerts. And all this podcast as well. Yeah. Yeah.

And people really, you know. People took a shine to you. Did they? They really did. They said, well, what a great one-timer. He really gets the show. Yeah. And they said, I hope he comes back and enters the two-timer club, even though that will be bad for his career.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Didn't really affect my follower. count like on on any of the social so i don't know what your fan base is is is anymore but i don't know but uh they they really they really enjoyed you and as did i and i can't help but feel like this is a bit of a betrayal yeah you feel like some of my side pieces where it seems like it's going great

and then you find out oh was this was he just here he's got a second family exactly and i'm here to say it did it was a surprise in what way was it a surprise in that they gave us an extension on the show they should have told us like two months ago two three months ago so so that the contract was due to run out two or three months yeah and they gave they gave an extension of how many months of like two months and they're like well we don't know yet uh so and i had a whole party set up you had a party set up on the on the day the contract was going to end yeah this is this is bad planning there was a whole david busters thing and i was going to come out and i had like token cards for everybody and and i had to put out the the facebook event cancellation and it was really embarrassing for

me and so um and so because i have a reputation in this town and so i had to then explain to these people what an extension was keep the token cards i did keep the token cards and i don't want to get into it i don't want to get into how much money is loaded on there okay but you let's just say that you can go to david busters pretty much anytime you want and sit pretty i can sit pretty but the problem is david buster's per policy will not refund you that money. Once it's on the card, you can't get it back. You cannot get it back. But Dave and Busters for life. That's true. Dave and Busters for life after dark. And so I found out about this extension and I was devastated. I had a whole like hot boy summer was just starting. Sure. And I really had like

a whole plan for myself for the summer. And one of the things was letting you know about this. But it really did discombobulating. So you're at Dave and Busters. You're waiting for the call from your agent. Yes. To be like, hey, to be on. FaceTime and be like, hey guys, because you know when something good happens, everybody calls. Yes, everybody calls. But you would have, you're at Dave & Busters, you're waiting for the call from your agent, and then I was going to be the first call before the party. Absolutely.

Okay. Yeah, you were going to be the in-between. Okay. And now I'm not invited to the party, and I'm assuming. And here's the thing, Scott. Here's the thing, Scott. I know that you're like really busy. Oh, yeah.

You know, because people don't know this about Scott, but he's doing all the technical for this podcast. Yeah. People assume you have this huge team and all that, but you laid them off the first chance you could get. Oh, yeah. The minute I learned how to press record on this machine. The moment you learned that AI, hit the bricks, guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He has a Tesla robot just sitting in the corner in case any sort of task arises. And so I knew you were going to be busy. I wanted to invite you, but honestly, I'd only met you once. And I didn't know what kind of night. I met me twice at this point, but go on. But like, what kind of vibe were you? Were you a nighttime guy? Are you a nighttime guy? Are you a night time? night time guy? Quite honestly, I'm not. You're not a nighttime guy. So when is this party, though? This party would start it at like 10, 10, 30.

At David Buster? Yeah, because it's a nighttime situation. It was going to get nasty. Oh, it was going to get nasty. Oh, say no more. Okay, yeah, I don't want to be there. And so, and so I was going to call you in between and be like, hey, babe, I know it's late, but I need you to know this. And, and be like, hey, season two is happening. And then you could kind of. Could have been a voice note, too, that I could have played on the show. Like anything would have been great. Yeah. But I didn't know how to tell you that we had gotten an extension.

Okay. You know, because that felt almost like weird. Not knowing about the extension or when the contract was due to end, I don't think I would have cared about the extension. I was mainly interested in it getting picked up for the season, too. And so knowing that, I was like, you know what? I'm just going to let it breathe.

But then that two months, a lot of things happened. What's been going on in your life? I was on a comedy tour. Doing what? Doing stand-up comedy. Oh, okay. You weren't a roadie? No, no, no, no, no. I was doing straight up, you know, hardcore. Hardcore comedy? Like, raided triple X comedy?

Yeah, I'm bringing it back. Daddy's bringing it back. And, you know, everyone's talking about what's happening in Austin. But what's happening with Asif? Yes. You know what I mean? Yeah. They think they're edgy. The things that I'm doing, you can't even imagine. Yeah, they'll look like choir boys. Yeah, exactly. The edge is back. And so I was barely legal choir boys. Barely legal choir boys, you wish. And so I did just for laughs, the comedy festival. So I was like, you know, discombobulated a little bit. I'd fall in deep into.

I love that festival because it's just for laughs. It's only for laughs. Like a lot of festivals are like, hey, we can get some industry. There's no moderation. There's no moderation with this festival. A lot of festivals are like, hey, we'll pay you to do this festival. This one's just for the laughs. Absolutely just for the ha-ha.

It's for the lulls. Yeah. And did you know that their mascot? You know, they have like that little green thing? Yes, he's no longer. No longer. What's his name, Vinny or something like that? Vincent or something?

The guy who animated him was like a real creep. I've heard this story, but I don't believe the person who told it to me wanted it said on a podcast. Apparently, he was a real creep. So they took him out of the equation. Yes. And I know that disappointed you. They took him out of the equation. I was very disappointed.

Yeah, the person who told me was the animator himself. Yeah. While I was consoling him. Yeah. And yeah. And that made. this hurt twice as much because he told you the moment he got that call. Yeah.

You were his first call. And I was there by his side and that's what I was willing to do with you to either to either be the person who's saying, you know what, hey, you'll get another show. Uh-huh. Or to be the person celebrating your success along with all of my fans. That's the thing. You don't just disappoint me. Yeah.

You disappoint all of the comedy. And that's the part that hurts. And that's the part that hurts. And that's rooting for you. I know. And for your success. And do you think that there's any way I can get them back on board? Because I know you'll be back on board because season two is half.

There's going to be more South Asian boys than ever on this. So I'm in already. Yeah, you're already in. But as far as the fans, is there another promise you can offer to the fans that will soothe their souls like a bomb that they need? I can promise them this. I can promise them this. Okay.

The second season is going to be bigger and it's going to be... Okay, don't do that. Don't do that. It's going to be bigger. It's going to be more exciting. It's going to be more concise because we went down to that. from 10 to 6 episodes and I know that's not that doesn't sound good and and do you get paid by the episode yeah yeah yeah I do get paid by the episode but I do have a good quote and I have a good

attorney so it okay I am going to be okay and you're willing to sue them after the episodes are completed yeah litigation is very much on the horizon yeah yeah I told my attorney and I was like hey get it ready the moment the moment they say this is a series rap yeah the moment or a season rap hopefully but whatever whatever the moment we have a rap party and people are like talking about hey rap gifts make another crew neck sweater they're filing a claim there is a claim being filed yes yes yeah and so litigation is is on the horizon and so um it's going to be big it's going to be better Fred Armisen is going to be a series regular on the show now our friend Fred Armison will be a series regular uh these these are not the kind of promises that our fans want and and

also can I give you can I give you a Hollywood scoop yeah I guess that nobody knows oh okay Okay. Is that I am recurring on the TED animated series that will be coming out. And I know, I know, I know it's not as, this is not as juicy as, but it's happening. Where do you play like a doll that gets fucked by Ted? I don't play. I don't play. Jesus fucking Christ.

No, I give it a shit. I play like a guy. I play like one of, one of the main characters, best friends. And it's. The main character we all love. And it's, and it's Ron. That we can all name. You're going to love the show.

And honestly, between us, Scott, it's, you know, it's supplementing some of the income I'm not making with those four episodes. Yeah. And I needed this. I needed this. No, that's fine. I'm on your side about this. I just don't think. If this is as much of a scoop. Yeah, it's not really exclusive in the sense that we want.

All right. Here's what I'm going to do for you. Here's what I'm going to do for you. In the time between this show, season two happening and. Meaning the time between now and you filming it? Yeah, because we start shooting in December. That's a scoop. If you're in Chicago in December.

Yeah, wave high at everyone. And if you're a fan, come by. Yeah. And will you, if there's a comedy bang bang fan who comes by the set, will you personally greet them? Yes. And shake their hand and take a selfie. That I can guarantee. If they can find the set, you're not telling everyone where the set is every day.

Okay. I'm not going to hold you to that of like a daily posting about, oh, we're going to be over here. Honestly, I would... You would do that. I mean, once we start shooting, I feel like it's pretty easy. I mean, I'm posting about it a lot. Is there a code name, you know, the company signs to say where to park and all that? I'll say this.

I'll say this. We shoot right across from the bear. Okay. So if you know where the bear... Popover. Is there going to be the crossover episode this season? I was begging them. And now, because Fred Armisen's on the show, maybe he can add to some of that heat.

Sure, yeah. Some of the people that worked on the bear, worked on our show, you know? And... So it would be hard to... to do a crossover episode because they're suddenly like their crew trying to pull double duty on both of these shows yeah but i i do think that there's a space for that i think there's a space for that i'm holding space for that i'm holding space for that and and i think it's it's going to happen but again this is a promise if i'm i'm going to be in chicago december first through through the holiday

through the holiday if you see ossive approach me either either either on the set or or partying or whatever whatever you do approach me approach him and say is there some sort of secret thing or just can you say say you owe me an apology i will apologize to you in person and take a selfie with you that has to be the the you have to say those words you owe me an apology and you owe me an apology and you'll know what that means and yell it at me don't make it subtle and even if you're rolling yes if you see me and we're shooting exteriors and there's a police officer on a motorcycle trying to block off the street or whatever his gun out because that's what we have that's that's that's how you're secret of our status. You'll let security know that if these people say, oh, no, no, no,

I suppose me an apology. They'll escort you. They'll escort you in. Into my trailer. Okay. And you can just sit there, enjoy some of the snacks. And when I get in there, it'd be like, you owe me an apology. Right. They'll just be sitting there in whatever chair. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And depending on what you need for me, you know, it is Hollywood. The first, you know, it's like like a sweepstakes. The first 10 people. First 10 will get get a little extra. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that fair? That's fair. I think. That's okay. Because I do feel bad about it.

I do feel bad that you didn't get the first call because it did kind of hit me because it's kind of up in the air when you get an extension. They don't give you like a bar. I know. And we had discussed it not only in the clip that we just heard, but we discussed it on Scott hasn't seen as well. And you reiterated this promise. And so it kind of made me feel a little like, oh, he doesn't care about me.

I do. No, no, no, no, no. And I do care about it. And Scott, stop crying. Do you have tissues here? You got to stop crying. Oh, no. We don't have any tissues in the house.

And because you use it for something else, you dirty dog. Yeah, yeah. And so I feel bad about what has happened. And I really hope that, you know, we can move forward from this. I like to move forward or at least laterally. Laterally. Yeah, but never backwards. No, never backwards.

And if there is, you know, a way I can maybe take you to dinner sometime or, you know. Again, I'm not really a night guy. And I also feel bad because when we finished shooting, Scott hasn't seen, you gave me some free merch. Yeah, I did, yes. And you took it home with you. And I wore it. And I wore it. I took it home with me.

I took it to the gym. Oh, really? Did everyone kind of go like, oh. People were kind of looking at me like, oh, industry insider. Like, how did he get this? This feels like a limited edition merch and not merch that wasn't sold because the, you know, design wasn't really connecting with the fans. Oh, we did all right with that design. Just, you know, at the end of the tour, you have a lot left over.

In fact, I still have one hat and approximately two sweatshirts over there, if anyone needs any of the stuff. Okay, but it just really did connect with the people at the gym, and I'm not a shame to say that I'm, you know, on a joint Equinox account with eight other cousins and because they will not probe into people who look similar to them. Yes, they won't say like, hey, you look a lot like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I'm there at Equinox and they kind of see it. They're like, wow, comedy, this guy's in business. Well, this is fantastic. At the very least, I want to congratulate you on quite an achievement in show business.

A lot of people don't get shows, and a lot of people who do get shows don't get second seasons. But Deli Boys, people can certainly catch up with the first season right now on FX. On Hulu. It's on Hulu. It's on Hulu. And they can anxiously await this being shot in December from the first week of December through the holidays, it sounds like. Through like end of January, I want to say? End of January, okay. So come through, come by.

Just come by the set and say you owe me an apology. And you will get one. And you'll get one. This is fantastic. Okay, well, welcome back and welcome into the second time. Hey, thank you. I don't know, what does this entail the second timers club that my career is now at a standstill? Yeah, it's bad for you.

And I'll never recover from this. Yeah, because the one-timers club is populated by the likes of Paul Rudd. Of course. Childish Gambino. Yeah. Ben Stiller. Damn. Ben Stiller never came back

He never came back And you asked Well did I ever ask We may have lost touch Did you ask? Did you ask? Oh so I'm not the first celebrity That kind of faded Yeah he never made me a promise

In that one episode In the first three months of us Doing the show 16 years ago He never made me a promise The way you did Yeah yeah yeah Such a cemented promise Yes yes yes

So Okay well let's do this Can you stick around? Of course. I have to. I mean, if you're in the two-timers club, you've got to stick around. Here's the promise I'm going to make to you. I am going to stick around. Wow.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, hopefully you'll keep this one. We'll find out on the other side of this break. When we come back, we have a couple of boys. Oh, hell yeah. You love this. I don't know why you said it like that. It's so nasty.

And we also have a folk singer on the show. This is a great show today. This is a great show. We're going to come right back. We're going to have more Osifali. More Comedy Bang Bang. We'll be right back after this. Comedy Bang Bang, Bang, we are back, Asif Ali's Deli Boys, season one out on Hulu right now, season two, coming to our TV screens, same time, March?

Yeah, probably around March. And can I say it feels better, you know, now that we've communicated and put our... The vibe feels better. And this is what I want to tell everyone, if you have an issue with anyone in your life like I had with Awesome. Yeah. Just get it out in the open. Get it out there. Get a couple microphones.

Invite them over to your studio and just confront him on air. Yeah. That's the way to do it. And you feel good. I feel so much better. I feel so much better. I think it's deepened and strengthened our friendship. I think so.

I think the next time I get an announcement, you're going to be the first to know. I would like that. Anything about your career. Yeah, I dropped the huge, I think the TED thing, really rocked your guys in the world. Yeah, but you've told other people about it. No. You haven't told a single person you're on dead. You're the first person.

All right, that seems better. Yeah. Because it sounded like when you said it, you were sort of like, oh, here's something your fans will be excited about. They actually told me. like, don't, you know. Don't say to it. Keep it kind of underwrabs because they haven't finished doing the whole season. Okay, that's not bad.

Prepare yourself for getting fired when this comes out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's okay. That's all right, sure. Because it's worth my friendship with you. It's worth it. Exactly. Well, speaking of friendship, we have a couple of guests on the show.

They were on back in May, I believe. And let's talk to him. Please welcome McGarth, Darby, and Harris Teeter, aka the Boat Boys. Wow. MacArthur, Darby. Harris, Teter. Name a more iconic duo. We're back.

So confident. Can you name a more iconic duo than them? Not really. Salt and pepper? Salt and pepper, maybe. Salt and pepper? Scott Ockerman. Name a more iconic duo.

That felt good. It felt good, but there are a lot of more iconic duos than the two of us. You two are icons. Thank you. Thank you so much. You are a duo. Name a more a conic duo Being an icon and a duo

Name a more iconic duo than that Yeah Wow Welcome back McGarth which one of you I'm McGarth You're McGarth and you're Harris How dare you I'm Harris

Clearly And we spoke to you in May Can you refresh our memory About what is the nature of your relationship We're boat boys We both boys We both live on the dock, Scott

On our boats Oh okay you live on a boat Our boats. No, they have two separate boats. Separate boats. Parked across the dock from each other. Wow. Right nearby. We're neighbors. I thought they were side by side.

Side by side neighbors. Are they nose to nose? No, they're ass to ass. Oh, yeah. Now we're talking. Now we're talking. Ass too. Ass, too, ass.

Beck, queen for a dream style. Come on. I'm unfamiliar with that. Okay, you're just chanting. We don't watch TV, no. Neither. We don't watch movies either. That was a movie, I believe.

No, we don't watch TV movies. Did they make that? I know, people, TV's obsessed with IP. Yeah. Let's see a Requiem for a Dream limited series. Yeah, prequel. Yeah. Prequel.

Do you guys go fishing or what do you guys do? Yeah, what do you primarily do? We're professional lay about Scott. Yeah, we fish off the dock. Oh. But we don't go into the ocean. But your boats are parked on the dock. Wait, wait.

Ward to the dock. Why don't you fish off the boat? McGar. McGar. I just got an email written by AI from Scott. Ackerman asking, remind me where y'all are from? Oh, well, Scott, does this answer the question? Up on sham creek, she shams me.

If I sham a creek, she shams me. I don't have to creek. She shams me. Drick a drinker, if I ever did shem crook. We're from sham creek. Sham creek. That should be a ringtone. It should be.

That's good. Unfortunately, we don't know how to quack. I chop that up. You can ring my tone, Scott. I don't know. Ring! Tone. They seem open, Scott.

I'm a more iconic duo. Scott, between us, they seem like they're kind of open, like an open relationship. Well, we talked about their relationship. They're technically not in a relationship, right? No, but we do hook up on the boats. You hook up on the boats. We look at each other from, from side to side,

wobbling back and forth in the waves. Yep. Until that urge hits us hard enough that we race. across our boats onto the dock, slam into each other in the heat of sexual Congress. But we love that pussy on sham craig. Oh, boy. Oh, the pussy's

wetter than the fucking water. Oh, my God. That's pretty wet to be wetter than water? There's Wop on Champ Creek? Oh. Wop, Wop, Wop, Wap, Wop, Wop. My God. This is disgusting. You ever been to Taurus in South Carolina? Never. People have told me to avoid

it, actually. Oh, really? Yeah. Why? Because the oysters make you horny? Yeah, there's too many Aphrodisiacs and I'm really concerned you know. Oisters, pineapple, rich chocolate, name a more iconic trio. What did you say,

McGarth? I didn't say anything. Oh, okay, I saw your lips moving. I said name of a conic trio. Oh, you did? Tri-O. Do you think I said too? Trio. I don't know.

How do you pronounce it? Trio. Trio. Trio. Trio. What did you say? Trio. Trio.

trial Don't mock us You have an exit to us I'll cut you stem to stern That's boat Have you ever walked on a boat Scott I walked so others could run on boats

Whoa No you're not allowed to run on boats You can't run on a boat You shouldn't err You're allowed to be one shouldn't run Who do you think you are Captain Jack Sparrow Can't be running on a boat But he's drunk

he's an alcoholic. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. We love Captain Jack Sparrow, don't we folks? Yeah, we love his jewelry. We love his accessories, and we love that eye shop. It's our eyewear. Turquoise.

Name other things about him. That hat? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yep. Delery. Jewelry. The voice, that accent, that Keith Richard's style accent.

Boots. Boots, yeah. He's a boot boy. Now, a lot of people don't know this about Scott, but he does a thing that Johnny Depp does, which was when he's like in important scenes and stuff he'll wear an ear like an ear piece

and play like that's one of the things I do that Johnny Depp used to do that he can talk about legally but that's the one we can talk about yeah yeah I wear an ear piece during the show and I'm being fed

what to say during the show the entire time Tom for Scott's feeding oh oh Scott needs to make a number two so McGarth and Harris what have you been up to since May that's the last time And first time that we spoke to you, by the way, welcome to the two-timers club.

Hey, all of us are on the two-times club. This is pretty cool. Oh, Sifali. McGarth Derby. Harris Tater. My more iconic trio. This is fun. I like this.

We've been preparing for a barbecue, Scott. Oh, you're hosting a barbecue? Absolutely. We do annually. Annual. You co-host it? We co-host it. Annual.

On the docks. On the docks. instead because it would be, to be on one boat or the other would be too difficult to choose. So you do it on the dock. We do it on the dock. It's early September, right? Yes, it is. We're layabouts.

We don't really keep track of the Gregorian. I remember you guys. I remember them. You do. They were the guys on that dock where all the black people had to descend and fight them. Oh, that was that you, that video? Wow, racial profiling. No.

Those were people that look exactly like us. We get confused with them all the time. This is like one of those equinox situations we were talking about. Didn't someone reenact that recently for the anniversary? Yes, yes. A lot of people did. We're lovers, not fighters. Okay, okay. If you see us on a dock, we're copulating.

That's right. You don't seem to do a lot on your boats, on your respective boats. No, we like to hang out on the dock unless we're going on the boat. And if you know we're going on the boat, we're going to be locking eyes with each other through the backs of our boats. But on the dock, you guys hook up. Anything goes on the dock. No sex on the boat. No, I think we talked about that.

No sex, no masturbating on the boat. Yeah, no. Wow, so you guys have never done like a basketball diaries thing where you just lay on your back on the roof. I don't know what it is. Scott hasn't seen. You've got to come back to Scott hasn't seen for that. You've never seen basketball done?

Never seen. That was on the list and you didn't pick it. Instead, you went down to Manchester by the sea. Because it's a fun movie. Anytime you haven't seen a movie in your life now, you just go, Scott hasn't seen. You don't know me well enough to talk to me that way. You must not know about me.

You must not know about me. I could watch Manchester by the seat And he'll be here in a minute So you have a big barbecue coming up When is this barbecue? Oh, it's about three months away on date redacted Whoa Christmas Day perhaps

Christmas Day barbecue? No, date redacted No, it's on date redacted Three months from September Okay, this is September 8th or so Four months, four months from September On date redacted Okay, so in January 8th or so

Pretty close January 11th, January 11th. No, no, wrong. You're getting colder. January 6, perhaps. January 6th, bang, bang, dang it won, you win the prize. That's right, a very important anniversary to you both, right? The day that we rekindled our relationship, just like you two right now. Yep, we saw each other.

We locked eyes on our nation's capital. Oh, you guys were there. Oh, yeah. Interesting. And doing what? Tourists. We were just taking pictures. With props.

Yeah, famously wasn't much of a line that day. You could just get right in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, definitely not an organized line. Okay, yes, yes, of course, of course. Did you take any souvenirs with you when you came back to the docks? Yeah, I took... Oh, got a pen from Nancy Pelosi's desk.

Uh-huh. And I took a shit on it. Oh! Okay, so I know you guys. You may have seen us on some Facebook videos. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And on YouTube. And during the hearings, I believe, all the stitch-together videos.

Oh, sure. Did you make it to those? We made a couple appearances in those. Yeah, but we've been, so, so we got to start slow cooking our meat for this barbecue. That's happening January date redacted. Yeah, we're slow. How slow are we, like, what temper are we at five degrees or like? Over the course of four months?

We're at 35 degrees to start, just get things nice and brown. And then you just take it down. one degree by one degree every day or so. Slow, slow, slow. We're going down, down, baby. Meat is cooking rarely. Baby, ready to eat some meat. And what kind of sides are we talking about here?

Shimmy, shimmy cocoa puffs. Okay, okay, okay. What kind of sides, what kind of meat? What's the full menu? Yeah, what's going on here? I can pass it to you now. Bake, well, the beans are going to be baked. Oh, okay.

Come on. The beans are going to be baked. It's a big old, Munk and chunk of ribs, Scott. We got a big old rack of ribs. Baby back? Baby back. So you do want your...

Baby back. I want my baby back. You need your... Baby back. So you guys are making ribs and you're making baked beans. Anything else? Chili! Chili.

So we got baby back ribs. Barbecue sauce. Chili. Barbecue sauce. And barbecue sauce. barbecue sauce. Okay, so those are... My barbecue sauce.

Wait, one of your sides is barbecue sauce? Wait, serve it on the side like a soup. Oh, it's thick. You're eating that with a spoon, slurp, slurp, slur. I'm slurping. Yeah, gaspacho style. There's nothing like a group soup. You ever have a group soup?

He never had a group soup. This is like the group burrito that Perry Farrell wanted to make during Wallapalooza, the early years. And he's doing great. He's doing great. Lately, he's been doing better than ever. We saw him on date redacted. he was there

yeah this seems like a limited menu just four items and one is a sauce what about bread so you want some kind of spread out genreless menu

yeah oh I want to be able to order everything it's a barbecue give me a turkey sandwich oh can I have a sushi roll I'll take a bowl of cereal I don't want to be like

Jerry's deli you're a sick you're a sick man I don't want just four things one of them being a sauce I want a fubon coon roll you're a sick man from a Vietnamese restaurant.

We got a blue stater on our hands. Oh, please. Can I have a pizzeria? He's eating at Alcove. Oh, yeah. In the outside. The outside. He's an Alfresco.

He's working on his screenplay in Alcove right now. He tried to submit for Deli Boy season two, and they're like not interested. That's mainly my big problem with you. Yeah, that I didn't get you in the writers. Al fresco is going to be at the barbecue. Oh, Al Fresco will be there. Good friend bars, yeah. Okay.

Okay, so the sides are pretty limited, but the meat is going to be great. And then are there any activities, any games that people can play? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Okay, what do we got? What do we talk? Backyard games. Backyard.

Okay. Even though this is not in a backyard. Backyard games. Find the Clintons. Oh. We put a bunch. It's like a where's mold up, but it's all in the ground. Oh.

And it's covered in all different kinds of liberals. and you gotta find gotta sort through. This is on the dock or on the dock on the ground? Imagine like a Twister game. You ever play Twister? Yeah, I mean...

You ever put your body in a pretzel? I press play on Twister with Bill Tashon back in the day. Which one? The old one. Scott is old school. Scott hasn't seen the new one. Wow.

Harris Tudor hasn't seen the new one either. Oh, you gotta come on. We gotta watch this. Come on. He doesn't like it. Glenn Powell, I think his face is too small for his head. He's an AI head. Whoa, you think he's an industry plant?

I think he's made out of AI robots. You think ones and zeros? Ones and zeros. Glenn Powell, the creation of Glenn Powell is sucking the water out of the Great Lakes. Yeah. By the way, ones and zeros, name them more iconic duo. Whoa. Well, okay.

Oh, that really threw me for a load. Yeah, come on. Think of one. Blew my mind. I mean, but you wouldn't just say one zero. that'd just be 10. The combination of ones and zeros. Then it's many ones and zeros. What are you trying to say?

100. A thousand. 2,000. 3,000. Hey, do you guys think Scott? 4,000. Uh-huh. Name a more iconic.

Sinko. Do you guys think Scott's head is the right size? Yeah, proportionate into my body? I think your face and your head fit perfect. Thank you. Gosh, McGarth. That's so sweet. I'd love to have you on the dog.

Wow, this feels sexual. I don't think I'd want to be on the dock necessarily, but I wouldn't mind going on your boat. No, you're coming on the dock, and we're going to paint your portrait. Scott, you. With giz. Whoa!

Meaning you're just going to come in my face. Yeah. That's one of the barbecue games. You said it, not me. You ever paid pin the tail on the docks? It's one of the sides, famously. Pin the tail on the donkey, but with jazz. Scott's holding up a sign that says,

I'm good at taking ropes. Whoa! Okay, that's right. Harrison, these are private signs. You said it. Why would you write that down if you didn't want us to read it off? He's writing it on his whiteboard, showing it to us. But we're not supposed to read that.

He says he's a protein boy underneath it. Says, shoot your ropes at me. Okay. Okay, you want us to? Crazy. Do you guys think my head is the appropriate size? Absolutely. I think it's nice.

Thank you. You can be on the boat watching us on the dock shooting ropes at Scott. And honestly, I, I promise I will be there for that. If that happens, I'll do it. Okay, there's another promise. That's another promise that I will keep. We're boat boys.

Scott, you ever put a fish in your ass? I know, I can't say that I've had the occasion to do that. You need to do that immediately. What kind of fish and what kind of ass? Some kind of big one. Big fish, your ass. Name them or a kind of duo. Like a group or something.

Or a wreck fish. Or an opa. That's a, oh, an opa fish. Oh, yeah. I pressed play on Big Fish once. I bet you did. Tim Burton movie. you cry? Did you cry? Did it get you? So you've seen the big fish? Oh yeah, I would say

Big Fish. I watched that TV show us on. Did you cry? Did you cry? Did you cry? Are you a mama's boy or daddy's boy? Did you cry at Big Fish? I'm a both boy. Both boy. Name a more I call it. Both boys and boy. Both boys. Both boys. So if you cried at Big Fish that makes you a daddy's boy, what mama's boy movie did you cry it? Uh, say it. Don't you day? Dersay, Paddington. Throw Mama from the train. Oh, shit! I haven't seen it.

I have not seen that. McGarth hasn't seen. Oh, that's a good spinoff. Yeah, people listen to that. You're looking to do another podcast? Oh, sure. I mean, I got all the time in the world, except for when Shep is knocking on my door. Wait, who's Shep?

You know, Shep. Who's Shep again? He's from Southern Charms. Oh. The charmiest of the, all the charm on Southern Charm. Is this one of these TV shows that I need to be called? caught up on to understand your bit? No.

No. Not even close. Just a charming guy. You need to live in Charleston, South Carolina to understand this bit. We implore you to not watch Southern Charles. Done and done and done. So who's invited to this? What's the guest list looking like?

Oh, who isn't invited? Chuck Dolly. Chuck Dolly. He's going to be there. And a nap. Yep. Who else? And a nap?

Anna. Nap. And a nap, it's a woman. Oh, okay. But also her, I mean, her fiancé, Amanda Nap. A man to nap. And then her cousin, Demandanap. Whoa.

And, of course, their father, reprimand a nap. Wow. There's a whole extended family that we could go and do. Basically, the Knapp family is coming. The Knapp family will be there. All right. Benjamin Ravenel, Abernathy, Doolittle, all our friends. All your good, good.

buddies. Dorothy B. Hive. And what do you do for a living? I can't recall. What do we do for a living? Yeah. We're layabouts.

We're coming from money. Oh. His family owns a Harris Teeter grocery store. Now, if you have never been to a Harris Teeter, you're going to want to go there immediately. You can buy yourself a boogie board. You can buy yourself a pool noodle. Whoa.

You can buy yourself a big hat for the summertime. It's like an R-E-I? Produce. R-E-I. No, it's a grocery store. Oh. You can buy yourself. of some cantony.

Harris Teeter's anti-R-E-I, whatever it means. Whatever it means. I never been in one and I'll never walk in one. Okay, fair enough. But my family comes from money, too. Oh, what did your family do? We have an old ancient home on the land. Like a cave?

How ancient are we talking about? How does that make money? A few hundred years old. A few hundred years old. We had tours of the old house. Okay, it's a historical place. Big old house. It's a historical place.

People have weddings there sometimes and people walk around it. And this, you were, your family was slave owners. Whoa, no, no, no. Slave renters? Centuries ago it was used for activities redacted. I see. So that's what it says on the placard activities. Oh, yeah, no, no, yeah.

Now we just have a beautiful garden. People come look at the garden. They look at the pond. they go in the gift shop to get themselves old chair. An old chair? Old chair. Seems like

it's not the most compact item, you know, like keycham. The room is big. Okay, okay, I'm sorry. It holds a lot of chairs. All right, Harris. Chairs! People.

One more. Office building. Okay. Nine of all right. I thought you were. I got a Harry. here, I thought you were going to go somewhere else with that. I was going more the couch direction

when I said chair. Well, that's a big, that's a bigger chair than an office chair. But they both are in the chair family. A chair and a couch would be, yeah, things you sit on. So your family after being done with slavery, they sort of just

then got into grocery stores, just to be clear. I never said my family was into activity redacted. Okay, okay. My family now owns Chick-fil-A. Oh, yeah, say less, honey. Say less. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And didn't I read about you, McGarth, that your family was one of the few after slavery was abolished to kind of keep it going for another 150 years? Hey, I'm not going to get into this, so guys, all diaper, redacted stuff.

But I will say everyone was very happy. Okay. And agreement was made. Everyone loved their lives. Let's just say, economically, three minutes later, so I think you understand. My favorite Duran Duran L lyric, economically, three minutes later. You're not speaking my language. Sorry, it's not Tom Petty. Huh?

Never mind. East Florida. Okay, sorry. Gainesville boys. Did you read Mike Campbell's autobiography? Did you listen to Paul Simon's Grisland? I've done the latter, not the former. That's a great Duran Duran lyric, I'm sure.

Sure, okay. Have you ever done that Scott hasn't listened to? Oh, no, I haven't. Scott hasn't worked. And talking about it. Oh, yeah, I got to do that. You should do that. Oh, hell yeah.

Okay. You know what I invented, by the way, Scott? What's that? When you go to Chick-fil-A. Okay. And they have all those teens out there and boiling hot air. I've never been inside one. And there's a big old line wrapping around the entire mall parking lot.

Long, long, long line. I invented having those teens go out there with the iPads. Whoa. Okay. Teen pads. Teens. Teens. Not 10s. Oh, okay. Teen pads. Teen pads. Okay. Also what I call the tampons and the pads I provide for the teens. You provide them? So this is not through the restaurant? This is a service that you're providing.

This is me. Then my professional labor. I said, Daddy, get me the chick fly. I need a stock up on those tans. This is gender affirming care. This is actually really nice. Thank you. McGarff loves to affirm gender. Wow. and care for it You're a man You're a man You're a man You're a man

I'm a man Don't go into that bathroom What are you going to do in there One or two I gotta know One and two Name a more iconic duo Truly

My mind is blown Dang I can't I can't then one or two My mind is blind More than my uncle Who was in trouble With the law

For activity redacted And then took a shotgun And activity redacted himself Whoa I think I get the idea. That's how blown my mind is. I understand. My mind is blown more than Superman's rope shooting through my skull.

You ever think about that? You love comic books. Yeah. If Superman were to get oral sex, his load would be a shotgun blast. Well, also, he's... Crypto, get off the bed. He's invulnerable everywhere, but he's more of everything. So his balls hurt more when you kick him in the balls.

So I don't know why lose... Hasn't, like, kicked him in the balls ever. And how come Luther hasn't exploded his erogenous zones? Superman, don't get horny? I'll see you in hell. Scott, you ever put your balls inside the pelicans' mouth? I can't say that I have, no. And filled it with hot water, and then tickled the pelican under his belly and made them gargle so that your balls feel good in the hot water inside the pelican's mouth.

I don't believe I have, no. Oh, you need to do that at the barbecue. Is that what we call wanton soup? Is that? because i won't on the soup the soup yeah okay yeah yeah get that going for the barbecue and invite me i think awesome and i would love to go i know that you're still shooting your show on yeah i'll make it i'll make it but we have yeah but we'll i'll make it i'll make that into the schedule i'll bake that into the contract yeah okay great you'll be shooting your show we'll be shooting our shot on the dock

in the form of a rope i'll be shooting on to scott ockerman's portrait aka a face yeah all right we'll make sure that we're going to be there need not say more you i would rather you didn't I will say more in the next segment. Okay, so just to be clear, there's going to be a barbecue that you will be hosting in Charleston, South Carolina. There will be an 8 by 11, a bunch of 8 by 11s on the ground of liberals and we'll have to find Bill Clinton. That's right.

And then at the end, after we've eaten, I'm assuming we'll all get together and shoot ropes. Oh, yeah, you got it. That's right. And listen to me right now. When you're in Charleston, you're going to drive, and then you're going to be in there. This is key. You're going to go past, you're going down like you're going downtown, right?

Here it comes. But then you're going to make a lift. That's important. You're going to go ahead and you're going to turn. You're going to drive on a Mount Pleasant. Please pay attention to this next point. I'm going to write this down. Then as you're going by, you're going to pass on your left, there's going to be, what was

there? Juanita Greenbergs. Juanita Greenbergs. You're getting close. That means you are very close to Shem Craig. And then if you get, if you hit Sullivan's Island, Too far. You're going too far.

Turn around. First off, you probably have the windows up. Roll them down. You're going to know to Shem Creek by the smell of the good pussy coming off that hot creek. Okay. We're talking summer while. You're going to get there. You're going to want to get yourself a dry martini.

Humid wop, wop, wop, wop, Wap, Wap, Wap, Wap, certified pussyfile. Come on. Come on. Release the Epstein Falls, aka the Pussy Falls, I want to know. Release them all. Release them all and catch them all. And let God sort of them out. Gotta catch them all.

Got to catch them all. Pikachu, Epstein, name of more iconic duo. All right. We got there. Catch them all. You got to catch them all at it. We got there.

Well, guys, we'll make time for this in January. Fantastic. Just send the Eviter away. We do have to take a break. When we come back, we have a folk singer. Will you guys stick around? Bob Dylan. Harmonica.

The guy Bob Dylan ripped off. Pete Seeger? Pete Seeger. Timon Ditcho. of my not even more iconic trail

all right when we come back we will have Woody Guthrie there you go we'll have an iconic single

person Jack's Elliot right who else maybe I don't know Jesse Wells Jesse Wells

Jesse Helms Jesse Waters Jesse Waters Jesse's Jesse's Jesse Waters Jesse's James more

iconic folk singer Jesse Plemins When we come back Our good friend Glenn Plappinger will be back Plus we'll have more from Asafali More from the Boat Boys

We'll be right back after this Comedy Bang Bang Bang Mammu We're back Ossifali is here from Delhi Boys Season 2 on its way in 2026 But season one people can still watch On Hulu

And we also have the Boat Boys Bois All the way from Sherrard 12 Up on sham crack She shams me If I sham a creak She shams me

I don't have to sham She craigs me Shat that sham If I ever did Shem Craig Shams Shams Shams Shams Shams Shams That's right

Sham Creek I needed the reminder That's where we're from We're from Thank you for asking We are from Shim Craig Wait

Were your headphones working there? They were yeah Because I just got another text from you That said Remind me where you're from Again Oh No, just kidding, just kidding.

We're messing with our friends, Scott Ackerman. And we're back on Comedy Bang Bang. We are back, folks, and we've got Osse Folly here, and we've got Scott Ockman. C-block, motherfuckers. Have you guys seen Deli Boys? Oh, yeah. Are you kidding me? Onyx, which streams on Hulu?

Yeah. Absolutely. In for a penny. In for a pound. Okay. Oh, yeah. No, we did watch that show. I love it.

Just to see what the reaches, you know. I don't know. I mean, yeah, all the way down to where you guys? Where are you guys from again? Oh, up on Sham Creek. Nope, fooled you again. You already know. You fooled me over and told you.

Sham Creek. Which you pronounced as Shim Creek. Shamm. I did not say Shim once. Let's go, let's go listen to the clip. You're going to play right now? Where are you from again? Shim Craig.

Don't play into his hand, McGarth. I'm so sorry. An absolute slurper of Blue State Hater-Aid. I do not like to be. emasculated. No, we love Dilly boys. Asifali. Sagar Shaikh. Hornajagan-Oltan. Name a more iconic

trio. McGarth, where were you? I'm so sorry I was literally staring at you. Wow. In rapture. Honestly, I feel, I just feel so relaxed with y'all. I feel so comfortable. Well, we like for you to make yourself at home here while you're on.

Okay, I'm gonna jack off for a little bit. We're throwing rope. Not that much at home. Why don't you wait until C Block is over? Scott, do you ever take your pinky fingers and put them inside of the asshole of a dolphin who's pregnant? I can't say that I have, no. What benefit would that? You need to do that. Why would?

You would love that. Yeah, well, how? For the novelty of it, Scott. Scott, if you're going to come and hang out with us, you need to do that. Just for laughs? of course just for lulls you know we do improv you remember last time oh did you talk about doing improv last time we did a harold

for you oh that's right life is a harold I'm gonna yes and all night long tag out tag out tag out tag out you guys think you guys think Scott is kind of like a sexual square it sounds like we can tell he needs to be opened up yeah he needs to be prodded and poked

he needs to be he needs to be he needs a spring He needs a muzzle on his ankles. He needs a muzzle on his mouth, you know? He needs his holes widened. Yeah, face down as well. He needs to be whipped in front of deli boys. Season one, Hulu, Onyx.

All right. Well, we need to get to our next guest if that's all right with you. He's been on the show many times. He is a folk singer and has been for quite a long time, haven't you, since then? Hi, there, Scott. It's wonderful to be here. I haven't quite introduced you. Please welcome Glenn Plaplinger.

Hi there, it's Plappinger, Scott. I've been on many times, but you keep adding the L and taking it away, don't you? Hey, you know. You keep moving around the L, just like I move around the highways and byways of America. That's right, just like you do in Chicago when you film Dilley Boys. Absolutely. Moving around the L. That's right.

It's wonderful to have you back, Glenn. You are a folk singer. I'm a folk singer. You've been that ever since... I've been that since, well, gosh, since folk came about. That's right, yeah. I was down there, I was down there in the Lower East Side with Bobby D.D.D.E., as we called him back then. Robert Zee, Robert Zeno, as we even called him before that.

Robert De Niro, wow. Robert DeNiro was. Robert Zemeckis in the corner, doing what he did. Making back to the future. He was working on that back in the 60s. Well, that's how he came up with the idea, Scott. He popped in and out. He would say, said, I actually built a time machine.

That's how I'm here. And then he went forward, made that movie. Went forward, watched his movie. Watched movie, came back, listening to some great folk music. He's like, let's run it back again. 1958. Fantastic. Well, welcome back to the show.

I mean, you're a historic piece of music history. Well, yes. To use history twice as ends. Yes, it's self-referential history, Scott. And history is a circle, isn't it? It truly is. An oroboros. An oroboros, a snake eating its tail.

And in fact, you know, I've been out promoting a new album. Oh, you have a new record? I have a new record. A long player? Sorry? A long player? A long player? It's a longer than an LP. A long, even longer. So an ELP? I have to have a special player to play it, but so I'm out there. Are you selling those? I'm selling the player and it's kind of like, so is Neil Young and his pono? Yes, it's like, it's Neil Young's Pono, but for a longer play, a better listen. And it's kind of like one of those flavored straw things that you can get these days. Oh, yeah. Circle. Circle. A circle.

Pono, circle. If there isn't something... Name a more iconic duo. Obsolete objects. Laser discs. Tape. Tape? I used tape the other day.

You used tape? I did. Did you really? Probably mouth tape. You have sleep bath now. Scott, you need to type down your mouth. I hate my double chin. I'm taping my mouth tonight.

The science is real. So Glenn, what is the, is this a concept album or is it is, Scott? It's a concept album. Okay. It's a concept album called the age of exponential. The age of exponential. The age of exponential, Scott. This sounds like a flaming lips kind of thing or something.

Well, you know, we folk singers, we talk about the present, don't we? We talk about the present and what needs to change. That's right. And then we're in an age of growth. And Scott, I'm here to tell you that we've got a lot of growing to do. Okay. Well, look, can I... I don't want to necessarily

Pimp you into this, but would you mind playing one of the songs? Oh, really? What I mind? I'd love to, Scott. Oh, my God. Which one do you want to hear? Well, I'm not knowing what any of them are. Scott's lately... Why don't you pick it?

Let's see. Let's see. Well, we've been talking about, you know, the boat boys are here, so, you know, I do have a lot of songs about water and nature. Maybe we can play a little song. You guys interested in water or nature? We're all ears, Glenn. My ears are perked. Yeah, here's one.

This is one I call the fish, Scott. The fish. Okay. Good name. When I look out on the water, I just have one wish that I'd throw my lining and catch a silver fish. Reel it in up on the dock, look into its eyes. Have that fish. Tell me truth

And tell me no more lies Take the water Drain it out And build a gorgeous dam Have it power An AI thing They can tell us They can tell up all the land

Take the land And tear it down Make it nice and flat And build a parking lot where the fish was wet make sure that nature is under our hand grab her by the forelock

and make her understand nature is ours to take and do all that we can and that's the story of the fish as it wriggles in my hand What the fuck of that? Yes, I hate to cut you off. I know, we should have cut me off earlier, Scott.

I find myself cutting you off usually on the show, yeah. Almost as if you don't know the ends of these songs. The songs always have an end, Scott. That's the nature of a song, isn't it? That's the nature of a song, but I end up cutting you off. Which I apologize for, but that one, it seems to be you're advocating for the raising of all of our natural resources in order to power AI. Well, you have to cut it down to build it back again, don't you, Scott? What the fuck are you, are you talking?

Are you okay? AI is good. AI is great. How else will I think of my grocery list? Scott, the other day I'll eat. Of course, of course, I'm back, I'm back, I'm bored. You're right, you're right. That's all it took.

There you go. Now you know. You can use AI to put tits on anything, Scott. On your guitar? I put, I did the first thing I did. When the internet came out, I googled one thing. And that was bikinis. And it showed me bikinis.

When AI came out, I put, I put in tits on a guitar. And it did it, Scott. It's just a technology's been. Are there other things you put tits on? I've put tits on everything. Do you want to hear, I have a song about that. Oh, yeah, I'd love to hear it. I love that.

I'd put tits on Ackerman. High up on the hill, there's a whippoor will. He's singing songs of freedom. He lands upon my sill. The beautiful Whippoorwill And I've just one question Do you want to see them

Could you put tits on a whippoorwill Could you put tits on a whippoorwill? Could you make them big in round an eight in number Oh shit Could you have them fly around the sky This guy's a freak Okay now I'm gonna cut you

Yeah this is a certified freak up here You want eight breasts on one bird You could type in Whippoorwill Eight Tits Scott and it'll show it to you How small are these tits? I'm gonna take you up on that The Whippoorwill ain't that big Do you have the premium account?

I have the premium account of every AI Wow I've got the Anthropic I've got the chat GPT And I've got all the other ones How much are you blowing like a hundred dollars a month? I'm blowing like the wind, my friend And I'm blowing over, yeah, I'm blowing a cool G on AI

Putting tits on everything I can imagine Speaking of blowing and put tits on awkward I'd be blowing one hell of a row I think the problem when I Google Whop or will ate tits is that A Tid is a bird as well, I think so Yeah You need to get that algorithm sorted out

You're just kind of creating a Dr. Moreau Nightmare of birds on birds Birds on birds on birds. Birds on birds. Yeah. Well, that I, I didn't expect this from you. I mean, you've always been a political... Yeah.

And folks, folk music in general has been a political art form, but usually on the other side of the aisle. Well, that's right. I mean, I don't think, I don't, you know, the center can't hold, Scott. And I'm not, there's no left and right anymore. We just need to do away with all that. The American party, if you get my grip.

This guy's hinting at the Red-Brown alliance. Absolutely. The horseshoe effect. This guy definitely tapes his mouth. Absolutely. I do tape my mouth, Scott, but not to be silenced. I won't be silence. I always speak the truth.

I will tape my mouth to come harder in the morning. That's when I usually do it, and you will do that. Hey, man, shoot that rope king. That's right. You're a morning bus. You're a morning bus. Absolutely. Wake up and nut.

That's another song off this house. Do you? Wait, I don't know, I can't hear it. That's the hit single. Let's hear it. Come on, that's the lead single. Let's go. Let's go.

Come on. Sun is rising. This one's uptempo. Cup of coffee in my hand. Oh, really? All right. Sun is rising. I'm nutting across the land.

You got to wake up, wake up, wake up and nut. Wake up and nut, you silly butt. Wake up. Wake up, hope, wake up and nut. That's the way to make America great again. Oh, okay, all right, Glenn, Glenn. Yeah, I like that one. How are you achieving this with one hand, having a cup of coffee and then...

And you're... And I'm playing. And you're playing. And I'm playing. I wake up, I nut. I got a cup of coffee in my hand, and I'm playing. Wow. This guy's a no-hand rope smith.

Glenn, you can add... So you're mental... I've heard of this. We salute you, Glenn. You can add... You can add tits standing. thing you can add a hand to any song isn't that right wow wow you guys ever wake up so hard

that you nut so hard all over your bed sheets that your cleaning woman says what am I gonna do so you you wake up so hard so do you have a cleaning woman on the boat oh yeah that's the only women allowed on the boat real briefly of course we've locked eyes when the cleaning woman is doing her thing on the boat you guys ever dock with each other oh yeah oh yeah you mean you should come to the dock Oh, I would love to come to the dock.

Yeah, where do you live again, Glenn? I'm a rambler and a rover, Scott, all over. You're riding the rails, Glenn? I'm riding, I ride in the rail. Well, I hate trains. I mean, I just, I hate train sick. I, I, I get train sick. I hate the idea of them.

Do you get cars sick as well? Well, not that it's ever since I got the cyber trucks, Scott. Oh, now I don't. Now I don't. Is it the efficient use of energy, or is it being next to your fellow man who's probably got less money than you? Exactly. It's always the second. That's disgusting.

Ah, here, Glenn. We don't want to get on a train and actually have to see another person, do you? No. It's too democratized. It's too democratized. And democracy's dying. I think we've seen that, Scott.

Techno feudalism is the way to go. Corporate nation states. What color is your sobber truck? Is it a mat of some kind? It's a matte gold. Oh, God. Matt gold with a sparkle coat. Oh, God.

I bet people look at it and they say, is it brass? Is it a copper car? Copper car. Can I, can I, I don't want to speak. speak out of turn here, but it seems like you guys have like kind of a connection, and I don't want to, I don't know what your gig, your tour schedule is, but would you consider

potentially playing at a barbecue? There's a barbecue that needs some energy. As long as it's not a sanctuary city, I'll be there. Uh-oh, this is not providing. Charles and South Carolina is not providing sanctuary to anybody unless they're wearing spary top siders. Let me ask you something. Do you have

a pink Polo I have a pink I'm now touring exclusively in polo or You're sponsored by Ralph Lorette? What's the other one with What's the other one that you wear?

Vineyard Vines But what's the one with the laurel on it? Fred Perry Yes I also wear Oh thank God I'll wear a Fred Perry Wow you're a proud man I'm a proud

I'm going to take you downtown Charleston There's a place called Someass M dumbass and sons I'm dumbass and sons I'm going to take you I would love it. And in fact, you're the first person that I've ever met

that doesn't look like me. Wow. Well, hey. You know what? I have it. And I respect you. I have respect. You know, it would be great, Glenn. If you play this, if you play your concert at R, a date-redacted barbecue,

and Aas of Opens, and we boo him mercilessly. Oh, almost like a gathering of the juggalo's type thing. Yeah. Are you jugglo? I'm not a juggalo, but I, okay. Do you know what that word mean? Of course I do Juggalo, they're the clowns

Oh, okay Yeah When I bought my car I saw a juggalo Eating at a Mexican restaurant next to me Juanita Greenberg Well hey Glenn

Speaking of Speaking of copper cars I'm looking at your record right here Don't you have a song about the police On this? Oh I always have a song About the police You know this is the first song

I wrote about the police Scott and it finally made its way on Because I don't think the police get enough respect these days And I think, and this is from the point of view of a young police officer who's on his, on the job for the first day. Oh, wow, okay. A rookie. Yeah, rookie.

He's a rookie cop. And I always thought this would be a good TV show. Speaking of you. Don't point out. No one's done a rookie. Unfortunately. And say this one's for me. Yeah, this one's for you.

Oh, God. There's been a couple of rookie teams. All right. Let's hear it. It's my first day on the beat. and I'm scared Okay Hope one guy

Doesn't catch me unaware Yellow, black, brown They're all the same to me In what way? I am totally colorblind They all are a shade of cream. What the fuck?

What? They are. To this rookie cop, everyone's the same, Scott. It's his story. It's his story. And who's not white is the same? Everyone's the same color of cream to him.

I gotta hear the chorus. What about the pre-chorus? Then the bridge, don't forget the bridge. Take it to the pre-chorus. Darn it, babe. This does have a pre-chorus, actually. It goes minor. Oh, okay.

There's a man looking at a car like he wants to steal it. Right in front of this cop. Drive it pretty far. Wow, that's what you want to do. He could just be standing in near the car. Hey there, friend. Where are you from? Oh.

Is what I say. He says this is my car. You can't take it away And I say Friend I am a color blind Policeman You all are the same to me He said

What are you speaking of I said turn around I knew it I fucking knew it The cuffs are going on and then I'm taking you downtown. Okay, all right, Glenn. That was just the pre-chorus, Scott.

That was the pre-quoise. All right, well, I mean, Harris wants to hear the chorus, obviously. And there's like a sing-along portion for everyone at the end. Yes, the sing-along portion, everybody knows from my tour because a lot of places we go, they're actually able to do it. One, two, three. Jump on in if you know it. Draw your guns.

Draw your guns. Okay. Oh, my God. Scott's holding a son that says, don't sing. Yeah, put that down, Scott. I beg your pardon. Draw your guns, draw your guns. Shoot them in the air.

Let's have a little fun. Okay, so this is a little whimsical. This is whimsical. Yeah, but what happened to that guy? He passes. Oh, shit. Oh, no. But not at the hands of the car.

He gets taken downtown. We don't know what happens. He has an asthma attack in jail. This getting me so riled up. The pre-chorus made me pre-co. The problem is, like, I disagree with your ideology. Well, you can't disagree with truth, can you now? But the songs are so good.

But the songs are so catchy. The truth is true is true. Yeah. I can't wait to open for you at the barbecue. Well, you know, I don't... Well, you know, the police are gonna be there. We have... We're good friends of the police.

I love a police, good police barbecue. They do not arrest us on our golf courts. We can drive. the fuck we want. Oh yeah. And none of these limitations like seatbelts or doors or speed limits. Or children. You can have kids flying out of those things. Don't matter. They're not going to rest you. Yeah. Talk about back to the future. Where we're going, we don't need

safety regulations. Be a very different movie. That was the end of that movie. I did not know where that was going. So if that's a hit single, what's the B side of that? Yeah. Good question, Heron. I need the B side.

You know I'm a B side freak. Yeah, of course. Sometimes they're better than the actual A side. Well, the B sides are, you know, I always think you have to look at issues from all sides, don't you start? Oh, okay. So you have something from a slightly different point of view, Scott. So this is from a different point of view, Scott. This one is called the district attorney.

No, no. I don't know that that's a different point of view. What do you mean? Just as another player in the same. Well, Scott, you know, the district attorney has to defend justice, and that's, what this song is all about so that's the all right to play a little bit of okay let the man work we've come to a verdict this man is innocent okay oh oh sorry I like no I was happy oh no and by the man I'm talking about officer Brown I don't like that guy from the other song

Well, it's a big story that all culminates because they said, you know, you can draw your gun for anything, Scott. Isn't that right? It's a concept album, and I respect what you're doing as an artist. I appreciate the respect. It's like ELO's The Diary of Boris Swimp? Something like that. Yeah. I love E.L. Sounds like Scott hasn't heard. Come on. I definitely have it. I don't know that I've listened. You bought physical media and you didn't listen to it? Yeah.

Shame on you. Well, Glenn, I mean, good luck with the album. Oh, thank you, Scott. What's the seaside? I'm terrified. I don't know that we have time for the seaside. I'm just terrified at how well this album's going to sell. I know, yeah.

The album's already doing very well. It's only on Spotify. I don't release it anywhere else except the giant discs and Spotify. Those are my two favorites. You're going to be on SNL. They're going to put it in a movie or something like that. You think you're going to be the soundtrack for some comedy? Well, it's going to be a soundtrack to Joe Dirt 3.

Oh, okay. No way. Is that the one star in Kid Rock? Well, we can only hope. And I have a big announcement to make today. Oh, what? Kid Rock has signed on. Yes.

I'm calling it now. Kid Rock hosting SNL. Ladies and gentlemen. Musical get it up. For Glenn Plappenger. I'm going to come. I'm going to come. All right.

Well, guys, before you come, we are running out of time. We only have time for one final feature on the show. That is, of course, a little something called plugs. I love you. Oh, this is nice. Glenn, is this an unreleased track? End of song. Oh, was that, all right.

Was that Martin Sexton? I'm not quite sure. That was a plug theme for Lily by Gordy Brave. Oh, interesting. Who is that? No, what was he trying to side of her? Do we want to hear it again? Yeah, one more time.

All right, let's hear her one more time. I love your plugs. More than Scott love Hentai End of song Okay Yeah And Scott holds his hansai

I don't know what he said Well since this gentleman brought it up Scott loves Fentai There will be hentai on the duck And the Diet Reductive Harvard Scott has seen All right well what are we plugging Ossif Deli Boys

Okay so here's what's happening I shouldn't have come in that hot For something that's not coming out yet I'm doing season two of Deli Boys. You start shooting in December. If you're in Chicago, approach me, say, I demand an apology. You will get one. You owe me an apology.

I will be in the new TED animated series that I don't know when that's coming out. And I'm also on tour doing stand-up. So find me on Instagram at Ali Comedy. And you promise all the stand-up is X-rated. Don't bring your grandmother. Don't bring. I swear to God, you bring your grandma. Something's going to happen, but it's going to be outside of comedy.

Okay, great. And Glenn, Plappinger, sorry. He's been on the show 42 times. You already, I believe, the three-timers or the four-timers. Yeah, I think so, Scott. Yeah, I think so. Every time it gets a little bit worse. Is that the name of the album?

Yeah, every, well, that was my last album. Every time's a little bit worse. Well, Scott, what do we do? What's this part? Plugs? Yeah, plugs, yeah. Oh, great. Well, Sky, you know, I will plug a new thing that I'm working on.

It's down at, it's a podcast now that you, I know. And it's a comedy and trivia podcast. It's called Like Minds. And we do a live show at the Upright Citizens Brigade that you've been on and almost you almost forgot to show up to the show because you texted me from a nap that you had just woken up from 20 minutes before the show time. I believe what happened was I woke up and then I said to my wife, do you want to watch whatever tonight? Deli boys. She said, you have a show in 20 minutes. Well, you're not a not person, Skoll. But it's a great show that we have a lot of dedicated people doing now. And, yeah, I think this next one time. And, by the way, I still crushed it. You did crush it.

You did. And this month, it's on September 11th, so folks won't forget about it. Okay. And it's got John Gabris, Will Hines, Aaron Keith, and Arden Marine on it, I believe. That's in a couple of days here. So everyone should go check that out. And you can live stream that show.

or listen to the podcast. Okay, fantastic. And the Boat Boys. What do you guys want to plug? Boat Boys. Take it away, my gar. Obviously, we want to plug our barbecue on DiRat Redacted. We want to plug.

Shem Craig. We want to plug. Sure. It needs to be plucked Shick Creek. We want to plug Dolphin Blowholes. Okay. We want to plug other holes. Now, CBB World Scott, we've been enjoying it out there listening to it.

Oh, yeah. Top tier subscribers. Hey Randy, this book changed my life going deep And all that other good stuff that's on there And then of course Rachel Sennett's new show I heart L.A. I love L.A. HBO, H.B.O. Max.

Name a more iconic. Do it. Max. HBO. HBO. Name a more iconic trio. And of course, what else did we play? Logan McGarth there's I mean Harris you go first I said you go first I don't know that I haven't do

well no that's been it for me Okay what about you Harris Who cares? Whoa Is that a new podcast? I'm plugging the universe Oh I love that It continues to expand Relentlessly entertaining Cut your cable cord

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Also go to actionfigurecellar.com for international purchases. You know where to get these. And also, I believe there are still some Randy Snuts and Carissa figures that people can get. So go check those on it. And then also head over to CBBWorld.com and you can hear all of our stuff.

You can hear ad-free episodes of Comedy Bang, bang, all the archives, all of the, live episodes. You can hear the aforementioned Scott hasn't seen. I believe you're coming back on to talk about what movie was it? Manchester by the C-2. The fans will remind us, I believe. The fans will remind us. Also, do you think I should go on a snow to be

Zoran Mabani? Yeah, you probably should. All right. Well, I'm glad we got that out there. I just wanted to ask you. Go ahead. Audition. Be one of those cast members who gets cast just for that, and then they'll have to put you another sketch on this way. Okay, okay, okay. Should I go on as Andrew Cuomo? Yeah. Probably, yeah.

The two of you on. together? So on Mamdami, Andrew Cuomo, Naima more iconic duo! Anyway, head over to CBBWorld.com. You can get everything there. All right, let's close up the old pluck bag. Open up the blog bag. We all have been free on high. They need some clothes in. We need these bags.

Because we're no one. That in these bags Are lots of plugs So just grab the piece of thread And tie it up real tight All right That was, who was that? That was

Pump up the plug bag Louder by Evaser Really good stuff. Good stuff. Gosh, and that sounded a lot like you, Glenn. I know. It did. I know.

You're ripping up my thing off, Scott. Ben Schwartz's voice sounds a lot like yours. You know, people have said also Adam Scott. Oh, really? People have said that about me and Adam Scott. Really? So maybe you and I have the same voice as well. Throw it in AI and put some tits on it.

Don't mind if I do. That could be our new motto, by the way. It's been comedy bang, bang, bang, we care for all this year, but throw some tits on it. Right. Well, guys, I want to thank you so much, Asif. Wonderful that we've mended fences here. Resolution. Turned our swords into plowshares, uh,

as it were and I'll see you out there on January 6th absolutely and Glenn I'll probably be seeing you and then also the Boat Boys I'll be seeing you

everyone yeah we'll be there absolutely we bless you with two hard ropes Scott there you go we're covering you thank you so much

we'll see you next time thanks bye Thank you.