Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - I’ll Allow It, Boobs (Silversun Pickups, Will Hines, Isabella Escalante)

Episode Date: February 23, 2026

Silversun Pickups enter the three-timers club to chat about their new album "Tenterhooks" and play acoustic versions of their new songs. Then, private investigator and former substitute teacher Boobs Rinse advertises his geography-limited services. Finally, dating expert Terry Porch gives practical advice for online dating success. Don’t forget to check out the Comedy Bang! Bang! Action Figures at shop.figurecollections.com and go to actionfigureseller.com for international purchases. If you want more great episodes of Comedy Bang! Bang! become a subscriber at comedybangbangworld.com. We have all of the past episodes from the archives, every live show, ad-free new episodes, and original shows like CBB Presents and Scott Hasn’t Seen. Find more great Comedy Bang! Bang! merch at https://www.podswag.com/collections/comedy-bang-bang Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/cbb Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

By the Bambi Bang Bang, Comedy Bang, Comedy Bang, Comedy Bang, Comedy Bang, Comedy Bang, Comedy Bang, Comedy Bang, Comedy Bang, Comedy Bang, Comedy Bang, Comedy Bang, Comedy Bang, Comedy Bang, Comedy Bang, Comedy Bang, Comedy Bank, By the tickling of my bum, something liquid this way comes. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang Bang Bang! good it is. Wow, you're coming in hot. That's hot. Yeah, yeah. Thank you to the immoral bard for that catchphrase admission. Thank you to the immoral bard. Thank you, question mark. Thank you. Yeah, thank you, I believe. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another week. We have a great show for you today. Coming up a little later, we have a private investigator. I don't know. Maybe our other guests need something investigated. Yeah, I think so. It's possible. We'll definitely figure that out. We also have a dating expert. I don't know that anyone at this current table. I think your guest

need that too. Oh, really? Okay. It's possible. All right. We'll see. But my name is Scott Ackerman, by the way, and why don't we get to our guests of honor? Let's tarry no further, as the Immoral Bard once said, I believe.

That guy. Let's just get to them right away. They're entering the exclusive three-timers club. What? Comedy, bang, bang. Yes, this is very important to us. Thank you for texting. Thank you.

They are musicians. Yep. They are. Keep going. I guess you could say they're storytellers if all arts are really about telling stories.

Yeah, I like the hula, the hips, you know, the hands. They have a new album, Tenter Hooks, which is out right now and they're currently on tour supporting that record, and they're going to be playing acoustic versions of their songs

on this very show today. Please welcome back to the show, Brian and Nikki of Silver Sun Pickups. So happy to be here. Yay. Thank you. How are you guys? Welcome back to the show.

Thank you. Thanks for coming to our show. Yes, I went to see you the other night. It was, look, there's no better time at the theater than going to see Silver Sun pickups. You'll get to see a lot of music. You'll hear one joke. How long is our album? I'm very curious to think how you feel about this. Okay, it is 39 minutes and 22 seconds.

Now, how do you feel? You're a time guy. I'm a time guy. Listen. I've always said, I'm a time guy. I would say you're a lover and an expert. Sure. How do you feel about a record under 40?

I love a record under 40. Me too. Records are not meant to be over 40. We worked really hard to make one vinyl. Did you edit songs or parts of songs? Nope. You just, when you were writing it, you just timed it out in your head? Like when I go to the grocery store and I do all the math of like, okay, I think I,

I think all of these groceries come to $125. Yeah. It's not as stressful as the grocery store. Yeah. Not as stressful as that. We did, for real, what would, or would, hoping for a kind of tight 10 song record

How many we got by the way? There's 10, count them, count them, 10. And a lot are under four, there's a two minute. We were honestly stunned. Yeah, Brian squealed with delight when Butch gave the final time. We kept doing the time like that. And we weren't like, we weren't writing the songs with that in mind.

We were just hoping it would come out. But honestly, I think we were just feeling what we were feeling like they were really, the songs just felt very impatient. Amazing. Well, yeah, it was a great show, and it's a really good album and the perfect time. It is the perfect time. And one thing, I was on the Wikipedia page for the record, just searching desperately for anything to talk to you about. And here's the one thing that the Wikipedia page says about the record. It says, the recording process for this album came to an abrupt stop when lead singer Brian, Albert, was admitted to the hospital after suffering and eardrum.

injury in early 2025. Yeah. Yeah. Tell us this story, as it's the only thing of interest of this record. Yeah, I mean, I feel like Wikipedia got the gist of it. Oh, right. Oh, that's all there is to it? I mean, I got an ear infection.

It wasn't from like listening to Ozzy or anything. No, it wasn't for riding the lightning. You know what I'm saying? It was just a really bad ear infection that I got that clogged my ear and my ear started oozing in an insane way. Do you want to describe? I would say it's pussy. Okay.

Was it clearish or milkyish? It was clear, sometimes milky. It was constant and it was kind of fascinating. And then finally it just was hurting so much that I thought I would be in a grown up. And I went to the emergency room and they said, oh, you're going to need antibiotics. So they gave me some stuff and they gave me ibuprofen. And I started to drip this stuff in my ear for a week or two. And the pain was so insane still that I started, the ibuprofen.

cut a hole in my stomach, so I lost all this blood. Wow. It turned into a stomach problem as well. Yes. So then I had to get immediately rushed to the hospital and I had a blood transfusion. And then they said, oh, you should be on antibiotics. And I said, well, what are these? They're like, those steroids. I was like, oh, I don't even have the right medication. Wow.

So then they gave me antibiotics and it started to feel a little better. But the blood transfusion was kind of fascinating because I could taste in the back of my teeth, someone else's blood. Oh, really? Yeah. You can taste someone else's blood. How did it taste? Did you like it?

Did you get the taste for blood? Honestly? I mean, not the first go, but maybe a second go, I would probably get a little bit of a, you know, like, it'd be interesting if you tracked down whose blood it was and you were like, I have some more of your blood. I'm kind of used to it now. I didn't love it.

Oh, okay. But I didn't like hate it either. Yeah. And then the ear people would just say, you're free to go. What are you still doing here? And I go, okay, get up. And then the blood people will come, go, what are you doing getting up? Get back down and it was like, please talk to each other.

The ear and the blood people in any hospital, they don't get along. They are serious rivals. Yeah. Yeah. But the blood people won out. You stayed there. They did win out. Yeah.

And so this. For quite a while. The recording process came to an abrupt stop. This doesn't sound abrupt to me. Nikki, why did you write that? Sounds to me like you were like. I don't think I. Nikki, aren't you in charge of a Wikipedia?

I don't know how to do that. Why did you put that in there? I'm not an approval. Wikipedia. It sounds to me like it was a gradual stop at best. Are you a Wikipedia? I think it just was like Brian's like, oh well, because we were doing a photo shoot and then Brian's like, I have to go the emergency room. Well, to be honest. So it sounds like a photo shoot came to an abrupt stop. Yeah. Yeah. The only thing that came to abrupt stop is the photo shoot we were on. Okay. We're already not recording. Comedy bang, bang, wiki editors out there. We got to change

this Wikipedia entry. I need you to change everything. Unite. We need your help. And also, we need your help. We need your help. This record is Ockerman Time Stamped approved. Thank you. Yes. And you can link, you know, the footnote can link back to this episode. I think so. Yeah. Well, that's a terrible story. You know what, though? Went on a long, a little bit longer than the Wikipedia version.

Yeah. I think that's why. I think Wikipedia got it right. I think so, too. Do you understand now why? Now you feel a little respectful for what they. Yeah, I think the editors knew what they were doing when they cut it down a bit. But go ahead.

They gave me a hearing test, and I was really surprised how well my hearing was. Like they said, you know, for your age, it's not so bad. And I thought, wow, that's astonishing for how much I've actually worked. That's right. You are 78 years old. We should mention you're an elderly gentleman. Yeah, but I feel good. Yeah, no, you look great.

I look, okay. Tenter Hooks is out now. And if you're looking for a short, short album that just packs, there's a lot of notes in this record. Yeah, there's a lot of notes. Do you try to put every single note in there that's on the piano? You know what I mean? Like all 88 keys? You try to use all those notes.

Yeah. You keep a list, you know, and you kind of mark it down. Butch is really good about that, butch big. Which big is the, of course, the producer. Our friend and producer, banned garbage. He's done a lot of things. He's in garbage. He produced the classic Nirvana, never mind.

That's right. Heard of it. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And does he ever say to you guys, like he's done three records for you? Has he ever said to you, this one's better than never mind. Yeah. I honestly think this one's better than you have honest.

He says it three times. He said it every record you put out? Wow. He said like this. Finally, he said. And you go, no, no, no, you said it about the last one too. He's like, yeah, well. If I were him, I would trot that out every record I produced.

He did say that, yeah. It's like, this is way better than never mind, dude. We'll go see silver phone pickups. He says that all the time, though. We go see movies and stuff. He goes, wait to this movie. A quiet place? This is better than Nirvana's, never mind.

Way better than nevermind. Well, it's a great record. Go see Silver Sun Pickups on a tour right now. You can find all the information at Silver Sun Pickups.com, I'm assuming. Wikipedia. Go please change their Wikipedia about this photo shoot situation. You can find information about us online and you can enter information. Yeah, you can edit it all you want.

The internet is like a one for you, one for me kind of situation, right? Anything you learn on the internet, I feel like, You should add something that other people can learn. It's like take a penny, leave a penny. That's what it is. That's what the internet is. Anytime I go on Wikipedia and I read someone's entry, I start a Wikipedia page on someone else. They hate me there.

Tila is actually not the sorceress. I don't know what that is referred to. All right. Well, we need to get to our next guest. He is a private investigator. Do you have any sort of PI work that you guys need? Yeah. Yeah.

Do you have nosy neighbors or that you want to have like your wife followed or? I want to, yeah, I'm going to investigate some of my son's friends. Okay, how old is your son? 10. All right. Well, we'll see if you can help. Please, uh, welcome to the show for the first time, Boobbs Rint. Hey, how are you doing, Scott?

Pleasure to be here. Hey, great. This is Brian. Call me boobs. Hi, boobs. Uh, do I have to? Can I just introduce you that one time and then say, like, sort of gesture to you? Do I have to say your name all the time?

You don't have to. but I would take it as a sign of friendship and familiarity. I think, I mean, if it comes up, I'll say it. Let's just leave it out there as an option. If you wish to call me boobs, it's out there for you. I mean, it is your name, so why would I call you anything else? So it would be weird for you not to do it. I'd like most people would call you boobs.

I love it. Do you come from a long line of rinses? I do. Yeah, long liner rinses. Dutch, Dutch lineage. Beautiful. Yeah, it's a Dutch lineage. I don't believe I introduced Nikki as well.

Nikki's here. Hi, booby. Hey, I love it. Can I call you boobie? You guys are friendly. That's that I'm a flush with intimacy. Okay, we got two blushes. That's very, it's a two blush.

Got a blush and a flush. Blush and a flush. Good to meet you, Nikki. Nice to meet you. So great to have you on the show, Mr. Rince. Is it? I think so. It's optimistic of you to say?

Well, I, you know, I mean, I'm happy anytime anyone shows up, honestly. I never know why anyone does. Well, it's my pleasure to be here. Well, great. All right. Trying to get my name out there a little bit more. Try to get some more cases. Trying to get cases.

Yeah. Yeah. I work in Los Phila's, the Los Phila's neighborhood of Los Angeles, pretty exclusively. Pretty crime. Why? I would think that if you were a private investigator, you would sort of go. Technically, I could work anywhere, but you got to go where the passion takes you. And my passion is Los Phelas, Los Angeles.

What do you like about Los Phelas? Oh, everything. It's a private detective's theme park. It's a seed of bad behavior. It's, wait, it's a hotbed of bad behavior. Not a sea. It's not a seed. It's a hotbed of bad behavior.

I guess you could plant seeds in the hotbed and it was, they would blossom in. Seeds of bad behavior planted in the garden of Los Felas. Okay. And fruit is blooming. The fruit of sin is blooming. Okay. I need you to work on that for the next time you come in. That's fair.

Yeah. I'll get that smoothed out. Okay, good. But I'm passionate about that area. So I was born and raised in Los Felas. Oh, that's great. Oh, really? Yeah.

In the Costco parking lot? Yeah. Do they have hospitals there? They don't. No, I was born. My midwife, Dula, was in the house of pies. I was born in the house of pies, Los Phila. I thought the Palermo acted like sometimes as a, I bet you they do. As a hospital. The Palermo could be a hospice. I know it was a hospice. The Palermo's Italian restaurant would be a great hospital.

These are all local references for anyone who doesn't live in the Los Phila. And this is as general. Everybody knows those places. Oh, okay, you're right. This is as accessible as I get. We're getting more niche. Can I ask you a question if you were tailing someone, which I think is PI lingo for following someone. All the time. Right. So you know what I'm saying.

Exactly. If you were tailing someone. And I do. And they were to leave Los Felas and go into Silver Lake. I stop right at the border. Right at the border. Stop right. I really only have official jurisdiction in Los Felas.

I don't know that you have jurisdiction necessarily. Well, I went to the Los Angeles Police Department and said, where do I have jurisdiction? And after several back and forth, they tacitly agreed that it's Los Felas only. Wow. Okay. All right. Have you ever traveled outside of Los Angeles? I have, yes.

I've traveled outside of Los Angeles. Many times. Like where you, Atwater Village? I'll go to Atwater Village sometimes. Yeah, head into Hollywood sometimes. Yeah, sure. About a little further away, like Epismo Beach. Yeah, sometimes if it's pretty exotic travels, you know,

Glendale and Pasadena is more my style. I'll summer in Pasadena. Would you go to San Luis Obispo and see these guys at the Fremont? Yeah, would you? I'd love to. Yeah, I'd be off the clock. I wouldn't be doing any private investigating then. That would just be boobs rinse

on vacation. You could tail us. Really? I actually do get hired to tail people a lot. Does it mean? If we ask you to tail us, does that kind of count as tailing? And what about carrying their gear as well?

Could you maybe do that if you're tailing them? Hey, if you're paying me to tail you while I'm lugging around your musical equipment, then that's private. And we have a lighting person that has sort of a B.O. problem. Will you let him stay in your car with you? If that's, okay, if I deputize him to go on a stakeout with me to watch you guys, then yes, I would. As long as it's a detective way.

If it's a stakeout in there like, say, performing at a place like the Fremont in San Luis Obispo. Sure, that's right. And you just go watch them perform. You consider that to be a stakeout? I just normally don't go outside of Los Felas. But for you guys... In the balcony, you could stake out, right? I could stake out of the balcony, sure.

Yeah, you could bring some binocs. Bring some bonox, get a notebook. Nice. A walkie-talkie. A bunch of sunflower seeds. Get a while, yeah. How long have you been doing it? Cup of coffee. Oh, gosh, I've been added seven years.

I mean, for men your age, you seem... Yeah, I'm in my mid-50s. Been out of seven years. You seem to be like almost 56. Good eye. It's a really good, really good, incredibly accurate. In like a couple of months, it seems like? It sounds like you're a PI. Yeah, you'd be good at this. Yeah, but I mean, you...

Seven years, yeah. That doesn't seem like a long time for you. I mean, it's a late start. I've gotten a lot of living in those seven years. Okay. Got a lot of detective miles. Can I ask what you were doing? Subtute. Substitute English.

teacher. Substantioizing in the scarlet letter. Just that one book? Yeah, I worked it in every class. Can I ask a question? I've always wondered this. Have you? What was the letter? Do you really want to know the real answer to it? Yeah, yeah. It was the letter A. Why? Adultery. Really? Yes. Wow, and who would wear something like that? That seems like... Well, it wasn't like a fashion choice. The priest was cursed with a rash of the letter, and then the, and then Hester Prynne was forced to wear it as a of her adultery. You can't just say the priest was cursed with a rash of the letter. His name escapes me.

He'll all to know what you're talking about. What does that mean? In the story of the scarlet letter, Hester Prynne has cheated on her husband with an unknown man and is forced to wear an A to let the town know that she is a sinner. But it was with the local priest whose name escapes me. And when it is found out that he is the partner, he dies. And when they rip off his shirt, he has a rash of an A on his chest. So it's like a book about magic, like Harry Potter or something?

It's not really the focus. It's not the way the A appeared. I mean, it seems magical. It does. It's hard to explain physiologically. It's more of a metaphor of guilt and shame. Maybe she was rubbing up against him. Yeah, that's that kind of get.

You're like while they were humping? Well, now that you're a PI, how do you see that differently? The way I see it is this. They descend into a missionary position appropriate for a man of the cloth. Very low-s-feeling style. And she's still wearing her dress with the A on it because it gets a. him hot because it reminds him that he's sinning. And they're thumping their sternums with such force that the A from her embroidered adultery

letter rashes his chest up. Imprints on upon his chest. Like a silly putty. Yeah. So what I said. What you said. Yes. Stealing your idea.

That's very much what you said. Exactly what you said. But it was more colorful. You said it more like a substitute English teacher. Thank you so much. Although I left that life behind. So no thank you. Can't take it out of you, though.

Why just that one book? What's that? Why just slow down that one fucking book. Okay, hang on. Now you're going so slow. I can't, can you speed it up? Heck, split the diff. Why that one book?

Because I love it. Yeah. Okay, but there are other books. I haven't read them. I've never been able to get through another book. Well, how far have you gotten into? Great Gatsby, 25 pages. Yeah.

Catcher in the Rye? 78 pages. I mean, that's almost all of them. Is that right? Yeah, it's pretty short. I do it on Kindle, so I don't know what's coming. Oh, with the big font, though? Yeah, big font.

Oh, okay. It might not be that far. 78 is actually maybe about three pages. Really? With that big font? I mean, I got two letters per page. Yeah. Okay.

Two letters per page, 78 pages of the catcher and the rye. I know that he doesn't like phonies, and that's pretty much all I've gotten this as far as it gets. Great Gatsby, I don't see what so great about him, and I'm not even sure he's in the book yet. So you were fired. Okay. So we're tired of books. I was not fired. I left voluntarily after I was asked to do so. What happened with just your lack of knowledge about any other book?

Yes, I got to know. Was there a certain thing that happened? Well, first of all, I did get into fights with the, with the regular English teachers for not following curriculum. Right. Usually you don't see them. You're replacing them on. Yes, they would call me in. There would be a little overlap. Yeah, I would ask to come in the day before and shadow. I want to see how they do it. And this is how your, your love of tailing people? That's right. So I was, thank you for. This is good. Yeah. For answering my questions for me.

I am not above stealing other people's ideas. And here we go. So, yes, I'd be hired to substitute English teach, and I would come in a day early to shadow and get a mimic and really see the vibe of the existing teacher. Try to see how they walked, how they talked. Yeah. What coffee do they have? Is they have milk? Do they have no milk?

Do they like to chit chat with people in the break room or do they hang out on their own and read a newspaper? Newspaper on their phones or paper, paper, paper newspaper? Wow. Paper, paper, newspaper. So then I would do that and then, you know, then I would, they would leave their instructions over what to teach. I would ignore it, focus solely on the Scarlet Letter. No matter what age. What age?

Third grade. If I was substitute teaching third grade, we got right into the Scarlet letter. And if they didn't know what sex was, I told them. Yeah. They got to learn somehow. They ain't safe. I'm just telling the truth about, I don't see what's wrong with them. They got to find out sometime.

So you were basically teaching sex ed while being sort of an amateur method actor? I guess in a way. What did you say, Brian? Is sex ad day chair? I mean, I was I see it as giving them backstory to the scarletters ad. I would do driver's ed sometimes

and we would use scarletter letter. Yeah, we would only work on stop signs. That's great. So you got fired. I got fired. I got asked to. You stepped down and you agreed. And so then.

And then, yes, I realized that shadowing people and learning their inner workings through watching and observing from behind bushes. You were doing that to the teacher? I would bring in a bush to the classroom and hide behind. I didn't want to disturb the class. Sure.

I would imagine if someone was peeking out from behind a bush at the front of the class. Yeah, yeah, I would think so. I would, one, out of sight out of mind. Public schools. Yeah. Initially, yes, it would cause a lot of consternation as I drag in a huge potted plant. But you were dragging in while the kids were still there. Yeah, I'd come in halfway through the day.

Like, I just needed half the day to shadow these teachers. So you're lazy as well? I wouldn't call it lazy. I would say efficient. Let's say efficient. I just think if I say like, hey, I'm going to shadow you today. I would expect to be there right when the teacher gets there. If I was a teacher, I'd be like, this motherfucker's coming in like half a day.

Well, to be honest, they were not expecting any shadowing. So even a half days worth of shadow threw them for a loop. Although some of them liked it. Yeah. Really? A lot of these teachers are lonely. They like attention. So they're sort of like, they like to perform in front of people.

Some of them really hammed it up. Yeah. Some of the teachers would be really getting into it. I saw the movie Sliver. I know this kind of behavior. Okay. Well, I didn't. Sliver.

They like being watched, right? Yes, that's right. Some of them, yes. There was a Mrs. Strauss, who was an English teacher that I later became friends with, but at first was enemies. Really just, not enemies, strangers. Those are two very different things. Yes, I got it wrong. Frenemones?

I had the, we went through a frenemies phase. Really? And then where did you end up? Friends. You're friends now. So you went from strangers? Strangers. Enemies.

Friends. Friends. Wow, that's a, I love that arc. Do you? Yeah, it ends nice. Anyway, she really hammed it up, and I called her out on it from behind the bush. I was like, a little less, I would say. Just throw it away.

Yeah. Just, you know, don't think about it too much. How long did it take for all the kids to get over your name? Would you say boobs, rinse to them? Or you just go Mr. Rinsed? Honestly, a lot of the reaction from these kids, you'd think they would love it, but they were like, you sound like you're trying a little hard, and they would not take the bait. trying to be funny.

You're really putting a comedy forward name on desperation. It's more, it's more like desperate and thirsty. Yeah, for laughs. Yeah, exactly. Yes. That it is.

Did you sit a lot of a cushion and like slip on a banana peel? Sometimes if that's what it took to charm the kids. But the name, you'd say, I was like, you guys are going to love this. My name is boobs rins. Silence from the children.

Yeah. Yeah. The public school kids, they know what's cool. Yeah. And they knew that I wasn't. Mickey, it is harsh.

It was a rough time. Six seven is not cool. I know. Not at all. Not even a little. Exactly. Exactly. I learned that from my child. Yeah.

Yeah, and this is all before 6-7 was a thing. This was pre-6-7 because this was six or seven years ago. That's right. Exactly. Post-9-11. My current life is post-9-11 and I guess post-6-7 also right now. But my teaching career was pre-6-7. Pre-6-7.

Okay. Post-9-11? Pre-9-11? It was post-9-11. Okay. Yeah. How many years did you teach? 25.

He's a numbers guy. 25. Substitute teaching? Seven years ago. So you started at 24. Here we go. That's right. 24 years old.

What were you doing before then? Watch the magic. Let me check my resume. It's been a while. Oh, yeah. Any like fast food jobs or anything like that? Yeah, I worked at a Wendy's for a little while and a dishwasher for a dinner theater. Would you say, sir, this is a Wendy's?

Yeah, I would say that, yes. And this is pre that being a thing. Okay, so people were confused. Un ironic. Yeah, they were just like, we know that. We know. We're here. It's very clear where we are.

I'd be like, well, sir, this is a Wendy's. So you must have worked. went in Los Felis. Yeah, this was all in Los Felis. It used to be Wendy's in Los Felis. Oh, I remember those golden years. Yeah, before there was a Brown Derby. It was 1993, 1994.

Yes, the golden years of Roscoel is. Yeah. 93. Yes. You make those square burgers? Sure did. Sure did. Was that fun?

Yeah. Oh, it's great fun. Because I've only made the round ones. Yeah. Making the square ones is good because you're defying nature. Yeah. Because the patty. God did not mean.

for men to play God. And yet we do when we shape these burgers with unnatural edges. In our own image. In our own image, square. Is a circle?

Is a circle a natural? Well, if you, if you smush a patty, it sort of naturally becomes a circle. Yeah. So in that way it is, like the patty tends

toward a circle result. And to force it into a neat square-like shape is very man. It doesn't want to go there either. Very human. It resists. It resists.

Yet, if you defy God and, and shaped the hamburger meat into a square. Ah, the power I'd feel! Boops, boops. Hey, we're friends. Boops. Thank you.

Anyway, I did that for a while, and then I was a dishwasher for a dinner theater, and then I... Back up. I want to hear about this. What? Dishwasher for a dinner theater? Yeah, this sounds fascinating. It's an incredibly boring job. It's busy before the rush and after the rush, and that's it.

Okay. It was a dinner theater right outside of Los Feliz. Right outside. Of Los Feliz. Yeah, well, I didn't have my strict jurisdiction rules back there. That's true. You didn't know. There was a dinner theater, not Water Village.

People have forgotten about it, but they did a lot of regional favorites. Like what? Like regional troops would come in and do their shows. Right. And then dinner theater is where people eat during the performance. While they're watching the shows. You guys think about that Silver Sun pickups? You ever think about doing dinner during some of your shows?

Sometimes I think about eating. Yeah, Nikki would prefer to have dinner during the show. You guys should take a dinner break where like, but you guys are visible on stage. We've done some shows where it sometimes felt like it was dinner theater. where you feel like, oh, the front row was really eating. But you got boobs rinse here. He's, were you busing as well? I did a little busing, yeah, busing and dishwashing.

What's your favorite? Between those two? I was more of a dishwasher. That's what I figured. The steam. Yeah, it's like, it's good for the pores. Yeah, you're just, you're over this hot water all the time. It's kind of very soon.

You just get lost in the dishes. Busting is just like, oh, okay. Busting is a little bit like you have a lot of interaction with the customers. It's so social. What interaction with the customers are you having when you're bucking the tables? you get me some more bread? I'm like, hey, I'm not the waiter. Why not get them more bread? Yeah, you can't. Why don't you just get them? You're going in there.

Once you start, because I would try to do that, then you're on the hook. So you're not a bread guy. No. Not a bread guy. You don't like bread. Gluten free? I wouldn't say it's about the bread. It's more just about getting jobs that I wasn't on signed up to do. What kind of bread was it? Yeah. What kind of bread were you serving at this dinner? Sometimes I can't remember. Be a basket of assorted breads for the dinner theater. Would they theme it to the show? Sometimes. Wow. So like, give us an example. Okay. They're doing the scarlet. Three examples. You went three, okay, they did the musical

Beetle Bailey. Beetle Bailey. What is this? There was a musical based on the comics. This is true? Wow. There was a musical Beatle Bailey.

Yes, it's true. That's amazing. And it did a couple of regional tours and they did it at the Atwater Dinner Theater. Okay. And so for that bread, it was RX brand white bread. Like the kind that you might get

if you were on an army base. Like, like rations. And this was explained to people? Yes. Because I would took so long. I would be upset. I mean, I know that white bread. upset. Yeah, I would expect more of a set. It was bad. It was, you know, poorly. Bad. Deliberately bad.

Bad in the way that an army rations would be. And so when people would deliver this to the table, they would say, like, by the way, this is intentionally bad. Yeah, farmed a table bad. Before you complain, this is in the style of army rations as in theme with the play you have chosen to see tonight. And they'd still ask you for more of it. They'd be like, well, I didn't give me the good stuff. I know you've got good stuff back there. And you probably did have good stuff back there. We had plenty of good stuff back there. I was like, I can't, this is the direction of the artistic director of this theater. I can only bring the rations. You know, and I don't want to, and I'm like, look, I'm just the dishwasher and the bus boy, leave me alone. Were you serving MREs as well?

Yes, yes, ready to eat. Yeah. Meals ready to eat. We don't know what it's worth. I didn't. We don't know what you're doing. Meals ready to eat. Yeah. It's an army thing. It's like freeze dried. Nikki did some time at Marie calendars. So did I. Oh, you did? What did you do there? I was a waiter and a host. I was a cashier host. Really? And I was in the bakery section. I did everything there.

You did everything, yeah. Did you ever think that maybe you'd just stay there? Yeah, of course. But then I went on a study abroad program. I saved up all my money. Wow. And now here we are. Yeah, you can cut up.

That's where I met, Brian. Yeah, we don't want another situation of like Brian's ear situation. Yeah, we don't want to get that. And then my nose started pushing. Oh, now we're cooking into the blueberry muffins. Didn't you say like nobody wanted dessert until you told them it was free? Oh, yeah, because we had a special at a, what, from like four to five or whatever, when you got a free dessert.

So every time I would be like, oh, do you be interested in some strawberry part? They're like, oh, no, it's too full. Like, well, it comes with your meal. Like, oh, yeah. Well, of course. I love it with an extra whipped cream. Now that costs extra. Yeah, we should have tried that with the beetle bailey bread.

Yeah, so I mean two more quick examples Yeah, two more It was a musical of the fly The David Cronenberg version or the David Cronenberg version Not the Vincent Price version Okay, so Brundlefly A gooey one

Brundlefly, that's right, Jeff Goldblum's character Sure And the special food item Yeah, I know I said it Yeah, go ahead That's okay Was all poop What?

Oh, just poop Just poop Poop was the next one That was for flies And he had a puke on it To like dissolve it Is that? We were expecting the customer

to do that. We're like, if you're really into the story, we expect to see you puking. We want to see you hover above it, puke on it. And then eat that. I was a little worried about this dinner theater, but I'm intrigued now. Yeah. And then the third one was Jesus Christ Superstar. Of course. Okay. Classic. Yeah. Great performance. So water. Just water and wine. We should change it yourself. Yeah. Yeah. You have to do it. So it's a pretty fun job. Well, now you're a PI. Now I'm a PI. Yeah. And I tear people. You're a PI, but we're running out of time for the second. Okay, that's fine.

That's all right. That's all right. Well, if you need any, I'll just put this real quick, if you need any private investigating within the jurisdiction of Los Felas, I have an office above Little Dom's on Hillhurst. Oh, is that where you are? Yep. I see you up there sometime.

Just ask the Major D for boobs rinse and they'll, they'll know what you're talking about, and they'll send you right up to my office. All right. No boobs. Well, guys, are you, uh, Silverstone pickups? Are you going to play some songs here for us today? Yeah. Let's play a song right now.

You want to play a sign? Grab your guitars, if you don't mind. You don't mind if I grab this behind you. Not at all, but I'm thinking. Yeah, why are you keeping your own name? I called myself my own name. Booby, can you shadow us and help us with our? Right now you want me to show me?

Do you mind staking them out as they play this song? Will you? I think, yes, okay, I'll do it. I want you to tail us. Let me get my binaw me. Tell you? Yeah, and then we tail me over to the stage. Well, I got to leave, so you don't see me.

So I'm going to leave and I'm going to come back here. Close your eyes and then I want you to. Close your rise for three seconds right now. All right, what are you going to play here? The song called New Wave. New wave. This is Silver Sun Pickups. Or Pickups. Here we go. And as the way to wrap up.

Face the sun to create land. You didn't see me, right? No, that was incredible. I was right behind this bush. I could feel you. We saw the bush. That was, I mean, that was very distracting during the song. We didn't see you.

Then you forgot about it. Yeah. All right, we're going to take a break. We're going to come right back with more from Silverstone Pickups. more boobs rinse and we have a dating expert this is a great show stick around

we'll be right back with more comedy bang bang bang after this comedy bang bang we're back Silver Sun pickups they just played a song right before the break that was called New Wave

and yet I noticed it was like a rock song so what's up with that you know surprise oh yeah because when you say like oh here's new wave well you're like

here we go they're going to be like drum machines But nope. Unfortunately. I mean, or fortunately. It's just two acoustics coming to you. New album, Tenter Hooks.

They're on tour right now. You can get all the information at silversone pickups.com. We also have boobs rins here. How's it going? And boobs, I got to say, I was sort of kind of remembering previous episodes of this show that we've done. Yeah. You have not been on the show before. I have not.

But there was... It was an author who has written stories about it. There was a guy named Bennett Quince. That's right. who's written stories about you? He's written some stories purporting to have made me up. And yet I am a real man. You're a real guy.

What? Yes. He has stolen my likeness and my intellectual property of myself. And your name and everything about you. And my name, yeah. Because I've read these books. That's right. And they're all about like a bumbling, kind of ineffectual.

Is that what you get from them? Like cuck, who's almost 56. I read the same books, and that is not my interpretation of the stories. And I just, he's a womanizing, improvises. He wants to be womanizing. I'll give him that. He successfully womanizes here and there. I mean, he has a relationship to his mother. Correct. She yells at him a lot. He's womanized her pretty well. She's obsessed with him. Yeah. So what, I mean, I think you have a case because this guy, I mean, it's a lot like you. Yes, I'm pursuing a lawsuit against Mr. Quince. That's right. Wow. And these are unauthorized. They're completely unauthorized.

Is he in Los Phyllis? Yes. Okay. That's good. And is he a person you knew personally? Yes. Yes. We lived in the same apartment complex. Okay. In the same apartment? Yeah.

Were you roommates? Let me try to think. We were roommates. Okay. Yeah. Two different entrances, so it was hard to know. Two different entrances. We're going to get a little more micro.

Same room? Not the same room. Okay. Okay. But we ran into each other in the kitchen. Quite a bit. Yeah. Make small talk about my life.

This is probably in doing research for, yeah. He was very interested in a lot of the details of my cases. You know, was there ever a bush behind you? We had a couple bushes in the apartment, but I didn't take anything of it. I just, you know, Bennett was into gardening, so sure, he ate a couple bushes. Okay. And this is a recent roommate because if you were... Last seven years.

I got a roommate when I was 49 years old. That's not sad. No, that's not sad at all. To be in your 50s and still have a roommate? Not at all. In this economy, in Los Felos? Yep. Sure.

We had a rent-controlled apartment. We couldn't leave. Controlled in a good way where they would keep it low? No. A rent controlled forced high And that gave status Started high and stayed high The landlord tried hard to lower the rent

But the city was like No no no This has been regulated to remain a high rent Which I insisted on And so this guy just writes about your exploits That you told your roommate about That I thought I was just sharing with a friend Do you still live with him?

Yes That's what I figured yeah But White just stopped talking to him And maybe he won't write a book He's a charming guy I do tell myself, not today. He just lures you right in? He just asks a couple of leading questions, and I'm yapping, yapping.

People love to talk about themselves. Yeah, I'm guilty of that. Yeah. Is he making a lot of money off of you? I think he's making a pretty good living off of it. What's his side of the apartment look like? Terrific. It's like gold everywhere.

Fancy. Just a lot of velvet. Gold, yeah, that's sort of genetically bred cats. Wow. Genetically bred cats. Yeah, that's right. Like the ones in the secret agent where they have three eyes? I was thinking of boobastic.

from Watchman, but sure. Wow, Boobastus. Yeah. Is your name, were you named after Bubastus from Watchman? By the way? I wish I was. Was your mom a big Allen word man? Or was Bubastus named after you?

I think for my age, Bubastus would have to be named after me. Yeah, because Boobes is my given name. Because you were born in 1970, obviously, I'm just looking at you right now. Just you're just sized up from continuing. I just can tell you were born in 1970s. Wow. Okay. Boobes isn't short for anything?

Nope. Boobobs is just the name on the birth certificate. Boobes rinse. Yeah. So I have a feel. dealing Alan Moore. Did you ever live with Alan Moore? For a while? Yeah. In the late 70s, yeah.

Great guy. Great guy. And so then in 1986, Watchman comes out. Yeah. Boobastus, this cat, this ineffectual, tuck of a cat. I didn't even put it together. I didn't even put it together. He's basing bubastis on me. You are a literary muse. I guess I should be. I guess I should be. I guess I should be flattered. Yeah. Alan and I would talk about Roershack blots and honestly, the PI work is the least

interesting thing of you. You have so many things going on. I know, honestly. I love my private eye, so I don't know what to say. You love your private eye? I love my private eye. You have a private investigator yourself that you hire? I have a private eye. I've contracted him, and I am in love with him.

Yeah. Is he just doing all of your cases for you? No, no. I do my own investigation. He'll help me out sometimes, sure. If it's a particularly complex case and I bring somebody on, yeah. Sure. Are you paying him more than you're getting paid?

Sometimes. You know, he's a very skilled, he's expensive. So, you know, if I'm going to be a good, I'm a couple of people. Contract to services are going to pay more. Is this your roommate as well? It is somebody who looks a lot like my roommate with a groucho nose and glasses. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, Groucho, a lot of people have those kind of nose.

It's probably not popular. Probably not Bennett, my roommate. It's probably a real guy. Probably a real guy, yeah. Okay. Well, Groucho, Los Felis, that's a hip look nowadays, the groucho. Groucho nose and glasses is swept Los Feliz like a fire store. Oh, my God, yeah.

At all time for brunch, everyone is grubelis. show nose and glasses everywhere you look. All time is a popular brunch spot. They know that, Scott. You assume everyone doesn't know what Los Felas is. Everyone knows. You walk into Lasz and everyone's got a... I don't want everyone to have to do, like, research on Los Felas

before they listen to any episode of this show. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, you don't want to get too deep in the Los Felus lore. In the lore, yeah. Because, I mean, if you start to unravel that story... It is wild. As you know. It's a hotbed of whatever I said.

You know, I was going to ask you what the most interesting case is that you've ever worked on, but we do need to get to our next guest. I don't mind it all. They are a dating expert. Please welcome Terry Porch. Scott Ackerman, so happy to be sitting here at the table with you. Two great minds meeting like this. Feels like fate, fuck.

Hi, Terry. I'm thrilled. Two great minds. Yours and mine, I guess, is what you're saying? Yours and my, Scott Ackerman. So great to be sitting here at the table. You look fantastic, by the way. Thank you very much.

This is Brian. This is Nicky. Hi. Nice to meet. So great to meet you guys. you guys. Boobes. Great to meet you, Terry.

Great name, boobs. How's our minds? I think we got five great minds in here's table right now. You all look fantastic, by the way. Thank you very much. Thank you. We look fantastic. I feel good about myself right now.

Yeah, I feel really good. So, Terry, you're a dating expert. Do you mean that you date a lot of people or do you, does that mean that you know how to date people and you pass on that knowledge to other people? Scott, let me start a little bit with my backstory, okay? Oh, okay. I'm a 45-year-old man and I used to live in a beautiful house with my beautiful wife. Unfortunately, she left me.

And yeah, I was a sad sack for a while. I was a loser. But then I got on hinge and this year I've been on hundreds of first dates. Hundreds. This year alone in 2026? Wow. 2026 have been on hundreds of first dates guy. Multiple per day.

It's incredible. It's a numbers game. Dating's a numbers game and I'm playing Sudoku. Scott's a numbers guy. Yeah. Wow. So you, I mean, are you, are the dates going well? Have you found anyone to spend your time with?

Scott, let me tell you something. I've found so many beautiful women to go on first dates with. And unfortunately, my type is girls who don't have time for a second date. But I've had so much fun. Oh, that's too bad. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I've been there.

Well, I like beautiful, busy, successful people, Scott. So it's just natural that that would happen. Yeah, of course. Yeah. Well, what are some of the dates that you've been on? I mean, what are, what do you suggest people do on a first date? Okay. A first date, Scott.

You've got to find a beautiful wine bar to take someone beautiful. full out to. Me, I take the girls to Barney's Beanery. Okay, is that a wine bar? Is that a bean, probably? A bean restaurant. It's a bean, wine, bean and wine. They might have some house wine. Those are two, I mean, one dries you out and the other Yeah. Well, I mean, get what you give.

You know, it's a push pole. It's hard on the body. But, uh, so you are you going to Barney's Beanery exclusively with all of your dates, all these hundreds of dates, first dates? Yeah, usually I have them cycle through Barney's beanery, but if that's close, sometimes I had to the Gelson's wine bar. Popular.

That might be a step up. Now, that's Los Phyllis. No beans there. Yeah. Terry, can I ask, Scott, do you mind if I ask you a question? You know, I'll allow it, boobs. I don't have to. No, I know.

Well, I just was wondering, because I'm sometimes on the dating apps myself, and I'm just wondering if you have any advice over what you put in your profile. That's correct. Will, I mean, sorry. Booms. Yeah. Yeah. I look like him.

You do look like him. Yeah. Who? She called me by, or he called me by a different. You guys get your story straight. Matt Apodacca's friend. What, yeah, what do you do with your profile? Well, here's the thing.

You definitely never want to have a voice note in there. Because of, if they learn that you have annoying, you know, an annoying voice, then. Well, it's a big mystery. I wouldn't say I have an annoying voice, but before I had a voice note, I had hundreds of matches. Then I had a voice note. It went down to zero. Oh, okay. Right away.

And then you got rid of it and then. Yeah. And then I got rid of it, and now I'm going on dates every single day. Because you are, I mean, you're not a bad-looking fellow. I don't usually judge the attractiveness of our guests. But I will if you guys want me to. I do. I judge.

And you're handsome. Yeah. Yeah. Terry, you're objectively a handsome person. I don't think there's anything wrong with saying that. Yeah. And I've watched a lot of people. Wait, Nikki, how do you feel?

Terry's hot. Oh, okay. That's the thing. I look great and my body's even better. Yeah. Oh, we haven't seen your body. Oh, yeah, there it is. Yeah.

You're showing us your body. You stepped out from behind. the bush. Wow. And you have a scarlet A. That's so crazy. Yeah. Yeah, I got that on there.

I heard your last segment and I thought, fuck, I'll give that a try. Yeah. Why not? Yeah, so, I mean, you have a lot going for you in terms of attractiveness. But yeah, your voice, I mean, look, who am I to judge annoying voices? I mean, mine is not that great, but I mean,

yours is a little bit abrasive. That's what I've been told, Scott. But I think I can rope them back in once I get them out there on a date. Right. Have you ever roped anybody back in? They say yes at the time, but then later I don't really hear from them. So you are asking them on a second day? You are asking.

Your type is a woman. Oh, I see. You've inadvertently found out that your type is a woman who doesn't have time for a second day. But we'll say that they do have time. I think what's happening is we're falling in love on those dates, but I'm attracted to beautiful, successful people. So they don't always have time to follow through. Right. Yeah.

So when they tell you that they can't have a second date, it's because they're too busy is what you're hearing of a lot? Yeah, they're too busy. We can't nail down a time No matter how many times I follow up I'm the king of a double text You're always available though because you're doing

hundreds of days I'm so available My schedule is so clear Isn't that expensive? Oh yeah I'm drained But luckily we already established It's not weird to have roommates

When you're close to your 50s Now do you have roommates too I do How many? Just one but it's a studio Oh Studio yeah And do you have a job at all

How are you paying for all this? Yeah I do have a job Scott I've been working at the CIA mail room for about 25 years. That's too long. They want some upward mobility when you get a job there usually.

It's weird they've kept you and not moved you up. That's a really strange place to be. Well, it's a time game. It's a little bit of a numbers game. But next week, I think I'm going to be a floater, so big moves are happening. Yeah, shadowing a lot like what you do, tailing people.

Sounds good. Yeah, I think. Actually, Scott, I have to correct you, which is one of my favorite things to do. Nice. I see why you're not going on second dates. Go ahead, though. A floater is when...

May I explain to me what a floater is, please. I have a different idea. Okay, listen. Oh, are you thinking about poop? Yeah, of course. I like this guy. Yeah. A floater is when an assistant is out of town,

and so they take someone from the mail room to cover a desk. Okay. Yeah. All right, you guys are all lingoed up. I see. And so you hope to do this. Yeah, well, next week, it's my first floner gig, and that can usually lead to a student gig on a desk.

Okay. You really do. You really know the CIA. CIA stuff. Wow. That's pretty amazing. 25 years, though, you better be paying attention. I know it just from walking around Los Felos a lot. You hear a lot of industry talking.

Are you reps by people? I have a rep, yeah. You have agents? I do. For what? I have a for acting, a commercial agent. For acting? So you are a men and actor?

So you're an actor? I have, I got a sag a card. Yeah. Do you do PI work at all? I do PI. PI work is my primary gig. But in the, you know, I have an IMDB. Do you have an IMDB?

Do what, let me look up your IMPB page. Are there PII? Yeah, boobs rinse and IMDB. You have hundreds of entries here. Yeah, I used to do... You're like an actor. Here or there. Here or there.

A guest star, here or there. You were on ER for nine seasons. That's right. But I want one or two lines per episode at most. And trust me, I blend in the background. It looks like on the IMDB, they're making a movie of those books. What? Oh, shit.

Yeah, that's right. Yeah, in development, it says. Who's playing? Who's playing him? Terry? I need your help. I need your help. I need to sue somebody.

Oh, well, I could probably hop in and do that. Why would Terry be able to sue that? He's an expert. He's the only expert at the table. Dating expert and barely even that. I would say male expert too, mail room. Yeah, yeah, mailroom expert. Are you happy with your representation?

Yeah, I think they're great. Oh, man. I mean, he works a lot. I mean, I don't really talk to them that much because it's not something I'm paying attention to. You're one of the lead roles in Abbott Elementary this year? Am I really? Wow. Wow, I didn't know that.

I mean, I knew I worked in the show. I didn't know that was the lead roles. Are you just not paying attention any time you're... I throw it away. I walk in and I... Doesn't have any effect on your mental? I try the less thinking you do, the better an actor you are. True.

So I don't put... I can't even remember some of the parts I've done. Are you offer only? I'm offer only. Jeez, you're working a ton. Is your agent your roommate as well? I'm not sure. My agent looks like my roommate.

You inadvertently are getting so many parts. I think you should put your attention into the... I'm a private investigator. I know that you love that. I don't like acting. Brian, you asked who's playing boobs rinse. Yeah, who's playing? Boob's rinse is.

No, I've got that part. Yeah, you're playing yourself. I am playing my part of my unauthorized movie. Yeah, it's in development right now and it says you're attached. That's infuriating. You know what? You're going to have to tailor yourself. I'll have to do it.

Yeah, you're going to have to watch yourself from morning till night. Yes. Terry, I need you to go on a date with Bennett Quince. Okay. Okay. I don't know if you ever do homosexual same-sex dates. This doesn't have to lead to a relationship, but this would just be for information. Yeah.

Sometimes I accidentally put my thing to. bye. Okay, great. I think Bennett's by. So I need you to go in a day with Bennett. I can be gay, but in a military way. Okay, great. Like a soldier. Yeah, like a soldier. Spartan Army. So what is the purpose of this? Yeah, before I got to find, look, this guy's ruined in my life. He's had movies made of books that I did not authorize. It sounds like he's helping you. He got me cats in the lead role without me knowing. I mean, how, what percentage does your, your agent take? Uh, 10%. I mean, it's pretty good.

I don't know if this guy's out to kill me. I think if you talk to your financial advisor, you realize you're making a killing. My roommate is my financial advisor. And that's on the up and up. That I know. That you do know. And Ben and Quince is my financial advice. And you get monthly reports, cash flow reports and everything.

And like, how much money do you have in the bank? Look, that's very gauche, I would say what you talk about. I'm going to say it's in the realm of $400,000 in my checking account. Wow. Just in checking. That's not counting assets. Yeah. What about assets and sell? Like liquid, what do you have?

Liquid? Like money I could touch right now? Yeah, yeah. Not that much. 8,000. No, that is not that much for someone who's the lead on a show right now. What do you spend your money on? Property. So you own a lot of property? I do, yeah. Oh, okay.

But you don't live in it? Nope, it's outside of Los Felas, so it's just there for investment. So you're a landlord. I guess so, yeah. I have tenants and they pay me rent. If that makes me a landlord. I should just said he's a landlord. Please welcome. That's not my primary purpose. He's an actor who happens. be a lamp. You are so successful at everything else.

Not true. Have you ever solved a case? Are you? Yes. I've solved many cases. Have you though really? Yes, I've solved many cases. How many cases have you solved yours? I solved yours. You asked me to tailor you and watch your concert and I'm going to do it. What did you find out? Well, I'll have to get back to you because the show hasn't happened yet. I don't think you solved it, but you've been attempting it. Odds are high. Od that I will solve that case. I'm just being you're massively. You're one of the most successful actors. You're one of the most successful people who's been on this show. I've never met an actor is so successful. We're looking for people for. We're looking for people for

A block, like celebs that we can talk to. If you want a private detective, I'm your man. Are you going to get a cut of the boobs rinse merch? I'm going to, I get only to check my emails here. Yes, I get 100% of the merch money. A hundred percent. Yeah. That's George Lucas.

Yeah. Do you have anything in your emails about the rights to boob rinse and how much you were paid for these or anything like this? I do not have the rights to boobs rinse. Isn't Disney? You sold the rights. I guess I sold the rights. Like, how much did you sell?

Is there anything in your, I know you're not paying attention to this. Who bought it? Disney. Yes, apparently I did get paid for the rights. How much did you get paid for the rights? $87 billion. Wow. Billion!

Yes. I don't care. Money means nothing to me. Obviously. I got a rent control department in Los Felos with one roommate and I'm doing great. Wow. All right. I mean, your life is very interesting.

Look, we're running up on the other side of a break. But Terry, when we come back, I want to hear some tips for gentlemen. And I guess ladies. Do you have tips for ladies, I would imagine? My tips for ladies are go out with me. Give me a second chance. All right. But Silverstone pickups, do you guys want to play a song coming into break?

Sure. We're going to play a song right now. It's called the wreckage. Oh, this is the lead-off single. Just for you sleuths out there, I'm going to mess up a word, and I want you to find out. Leave it in the comments. You're planning right now. So you're going to mess up one word?

To mess up, maybe there might be a second word I throw in there. There's a gray area. There's a gray area. You know how I'm going to do it. Yeah. Okay, great. All right. Let's hear it.

Now, leave it in the comments what you think it is. Okay. This is, yeah, wherever the comments are for when you let's do a podcast. It's at home, you know, in the comments at home. All right, this is Silver Sun Pickups with the wreckage. Here we go. I didn't catch it out there. You definitely did.

I should have. It would be in my skill set to catch it, but I was too enthralled. All right, we're going to take a break. When we come back, we're going to have more with Silver Sun pickups, more boobs rins. And we're going to talk to Terry Porch about some dating tips. We'll be right back with more comedy bang bang, bang after this. Comedy Bang Bang, Bang, we're back.

Silverton pickups here. They just did a song called The Reckage. Thank you. I don't remember complimenting it, no, no, no, thank you for listening. Oh, yeah, it's a bare minimum. I am in the room.

Such a sweet little thank you that just... Put out of positive he did listen. I was, I did have my fingers in my ears. Yes. And giving you the thumbs down sign. Yeah, that's cool. It's like Primus sucks. Yeah, we also have boobs rinse here.

How's it going? Actor and landlord. Private Investigator. One of the most successful people of our actors. Richest people that we've ever had on the show. Actor on the side. What does it say on your business card? Exactly.

Private Investigator right here. Glad you asked for it. There's a card. Yeah, but okay, but you've crossed out landlord. You've just written private investigators. Well, I had one of my tenants print these up and they put landlord without me asking. Now, is it hard to do PI work when people recognize you all the time? Nobody's recognizing me.

I'm a method actor. I'm sure. Wow. By the way, are you your own landlord? Do you own the building to you? I do. I own the building. And that's why I've rent controlled it.

You keep it high. I've insisted. This guy, your roommate basically works for you. I don't see it that way. He's working me like nobody's business, it sounds like. Do you let him out of the apartment? Do I let him out of the apartment during prescribed hours? Yes.

Of course. All right. We also have Terry Porch here. A dating expert. So happy to be at the table with you guys. It's so wonderful to have just a bunch of guys here and Nikki Hubbys. Yeah. Just a bunch of guys and Nikki. Yeah, but...

I'm down bad for you guys. You're a dating expert. Are you an expert on how other people should date as well? Like, do you have tips, basically, for gents? Yeah, I have tips. My expertise is pretty much getting your hinge message to go from messages to in-person meetups. Oh, okay. Okay.

You know, I've not been dating in so long. I don't know what the levels are. Explain all that. Yeah. Yeah, well, first you have to message a girl. By the way, you should set up a profile. Why would I do something like that? Just to stake out my name so no one else uses my name.

That's a pretty good idea. Yeah, let me hop on right now. Oh, okay. I just started a profile. Oh, just have and have one sitting there. Oh, shit. I'm getting a lot of messages. All right.

You're doing well. Yeah, wow. I mean, a lot of them are from you, I have to say. Wait, Nikki, is that? I'm right here. I'm next to you. Oh, yeah. Well, my phone kind of automatically tells me when someone new joins the app, I've

swiped through them all. Okay. You are set to buy, by the way. I'm set to buy. Well, oh, it must have been an accidental. Set to buy again. An accidental, in quotes. So, okay, so you have a technique for getting people to write you back and set up a date.

Yeah. What is the technique? Well, here's the thing, Scott, is on these apps, you might be messaging back and forth for days at a time over days, and the girls will lose interest. So you've got to make something happen right then. Okay, well, I've always heard that, you know, people, that you're messaging on these apps need to feel comfortable with you until they actually meet you in person. But you think strike while the iron is hot. Get in there. Yeah, you have to,

you have to start by making them feel comfortable and then while the iron's hot, you strike. How does you want to do that? Like, what are some of the things you can say? Okay, yeah. Should we message one of the girls or should we? Yeah. Oh, sure. Yeah. I mean, I wasn't planning on messaging the girls, but I guess I could just for purposes of the show. Just the purposes of the show. Okay, here we go. Your brand new profile. Uh, let me find one that I, no, no, no, no. Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay, yeah, I would, like, theoretically I would go on. Trust me, Scott. You're going to want to have someone on the line in case your wife does what mine did.

Okay, yeah, I need a backup. Wait, what did your wife do? Oh, she left me, Scott. Right, but why? I ghosted her too much. But you were married. What does that mean? You ghosted your wife?

Well, I was spending almost every single weekend at the sphere in Las Vegas. And she texted me and said, where are you? And I ghosted her, but I was working on it. What? Wait, seeing different acts there? Wow. What? Seeing like the Grateful Dead?

or whoever would pass through. Oh, I love a fish fan. Even the Aronovsky movie, you would see that. Oh, I'd love to see an Aronovsky movie. I just love that place. The sphere. The sphere is beautiful. That's your spot.

Yeah, it's my spot. Were you inside or were you just on the outside? A little bit of both. If I could use my wife's credit card, I would get in. More on the outside, though, I'm guessing. Yeah, a little more on the outside. Yeah, still, they light it up. You're cut off from the credit card now.

I'm cut off from the... Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Oh, thank you. But you know what? It's actually really beautiful to have a chance to really get my career and kick. Nice. Yeah.

So was she also frustrated with you that you were working in the mail room for so long without any kind of moving up in the company? She did say I should pivot, but I said being an agent's my number one dream. I should never be with someone who wasn't supportive of my dream. So you want to be an agent? I want to be an agent.

That's why I'm in the CIA mailroom. Yeah. I mean, you know, boobs. How? Yes? That's you. Yeah. I mean, are you happy with your,

I don't want to call him your indentured servant, but the guy that you... Not my indentious. The guy that you forced to work for you? He's my roommate that I control where he goes and what he does. Yeah. And he's playing me like a fool, by the way. It works exclusively for you.

I would say not at all. He's writing these books without my permission and making a pretty good penny off of him. Yeah. Are you dictating these books? Like, I notice the latest Boob's Rince book, it says dictated not read. Yeah. Well, I would. At the end.

That's a good one. I'm not willingly dictating them, if that's what you mean. Am I telling him my adventures while he types them out? Yes. Okay. All right. But are you, do you want someone else on the team here? I mean, Terry Porch is here.

To join them. Wants to be an agent. Doesn't have any clients yet. I have no interest in this part of my care. You know what? Fine. If you want to be on my team to represent me, I don't care. You may represent me.

I can represent you. Sure, here. You can negotiate this quote unquote Abbott Elementary deal, whatever that is. You're going to have to move in there, though. Move into, that would be great. That's a huge. But the rent control is insane. Oh, right.

But you, do you cover all the rent? I cover the rent. Oh, my God. I just walked into doing a beautiful. situation. This is the joy of being single Scott. This would never happen if I was with my wife. I guess, well, if you were with your wife, you'd have a home and you'd be with your wife. Don't think about it too far. Instead of living with two other dudes. I'd have a beautiful home with my beautiful wife. But guess what? This is life. I'm going loco. I'm going on dates every single

day. Have you ever taken anyone to the sphere? I tried to take my wife when my buddy who owns a ketamine clinic was busy. Yeah. You normally go with your buddy who owns a ketamine clinic? I love that guy. Yeah. I bet you. you do. Wait, so he was busy doing what? When he's busy, when he says, I actually don't think I can go to the sphere again. It's getting ridiculous. I asked my wife if she wants to go. Okay, now your ex-wife. Yeah, my ex-wife shot. Does she ever go with you now? No, no, she's pretty much over me. Yeah, she likes square buildings, I bet, or rectangle. Square hamburgers. She's, she likes square

hamburgers and square buildings. Oh, yeah. You know, boobs over here, he used to work at Wendy's. I can make you a square hamburger. No problem. Easy. Do you remember how to do it? It was 20. Well, six years. Not to be cocky, I'm pretty sure I could do it. You got god-like powers like that. It makes you feel like a god, that's for sure. That'd be awesome. I'm starving.

Yeah, come on over. Me and Bennett are having a Wonder Man binge tonight. We're going to watch all Wonder Man and make some square burgers. Unfortunately, I got a couple dates lined up. Couple dates tonight? A couple dates. How do you get these dates? Do you plan on them exiting?

Like, do you go, well, in 20 minutes, they're probably going to be gone. I'm going to do one coming in. That's a thing. If you put too much pressure on just having one day to night, you might fumble. Right. Right. Right, right. You might be a little weird.

Is there overlap ever where the dates see each other and go, what are you doing, Terry? They go, I don't recommend it. That's what they say when they pass by, but yeah. Oh, really? Yeah. So you have a couple tonight. I have a couple tonight. You going to the bean?

I'm going to the, yeah, I'm going to Barney's Bean. Cool, cool. And then the sphere. And then the sphere. Yeah. I'm going to fly out to the sphere. Yeah. Inside.

Are you? Being to the sphere and back to the middle. Are you going to go inside or outside the sphere tonight? Today, outside. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah, but sometimes they do a nice little. Like they show Las Vegas on it.

It's incredible. Yeah. Do they show the Super Bowl on it sometimes? Oh, sometimes, yeah. Yeah, like once a year. During the Super Bowl season, Scott. You're very steep. During the Super Bowl season, right.

This is why I was so excited to talk to you, two beautiful, great minds. Yeah. So do you have, it doesn't sound like you have any tips, because the tips you've given are try to get someone to message you. Yeah. Ask your wife to hang out with you if the ketamine guy is busy. Well, no, I got some amazing tips, Scott. Okay.

Here's the thing. You have to start. and making them feel comfortable. Notice something about them. Oh, okay. So this girl on your app, I see she has a dog. Yeah, she does have a dog.

Yeah. Text her right now, say, I love dogos. Okay, let's see what you do. Okay. Yeah, say it. I love dogos. Don't let spell check.

Sent. All right, now send off a couple, fire off a couple other messages so you don't put too much pressure on one conversation. Oh, to other people? Yeah, to other people. I love dogos.

Perfect. Okay. Oh, they don't have a dog. You don't have a dog. Does that seem weird? No, no, you're sharing about yourself. Oh, I love dog. Okay, yeah. Maybe I'll just stick with it. I love dogos ever. I love dogos. I love tacos. Kind of something you're saying I love tacos.

I love tacos. What about I love boobs? Yeah. I love boobs. My friend. My friend, oh, I put my friends. My friend. Oh, I love dogs. That's good. You think of boobs as your friends. Oh, wait. That's the only one who's written back to me. Whoa. Oh, my God. Wait, this girl seems chill. Yeah. All right. So that's phase two. What happens? Let me ask. Are you chill? Yeah, perfect. Okay. Does it make this sound, by the way, or am I just doing that? You're just doing that spot. It's coming out of your phone. No, it's coming out of your phone.

You're not making it. Oh, okay, good. It seems like you have some kind of, it's coming out of your phone, but it's your voice. Yeah. Okay, she says, I am chill. Oh, this is going great. And I have boobs. That's chill.

Oh, my God. I'm down bad for this girl. Tell her you're down bad for her. Okay, I'm down bad for you. Say, oh, fuck. I got to see you in person. Oh, fuck, I got to see you in person. Oh, fuck.

I know an amazing wine bar. Send off, fire up a couple other messages so you don't put too much pressure on this conversation. Okay, to other people? Yeah. Do you like tacos? Do you like tacos? Perfect. I think, Scott, some of those you've already said, do you like, oh, you just said I like tacos before. Oh, yeah.

Okay. Okay. So it's going to make sense. Do you like tacos? You're doing good, yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay.

She says, do you know the place Barney's beanery? Oh my God. That's a great wine bar. This chick sounds fucking down as hell. This chick is fucking cool. Wait, dude. I'm kind of fucking down bad for this girl, dude. Okay.

If it doesn't work out between you guys, do you mind if I ask her out? You know, what am I doing? I'm married. No, trust me. You've got to have something on the line, man. Sky, you're getting too close to the sun. You know, I'm just going to say... Back off.

Hey, I got a friend here named Terry. I don't know that you're right for me, but he's super chill and you're super chill, and I just think that you guys would be right for each other. That's lovely. Oh, my God. That's lovely. I'm like, Terry, you're beat red. You're so excited.

Oh, we got another blush. Oh, my God. She wrote back. She wrote back. I wouldn't recommend it. What? What's your name? Oh, it's, uh, uh, uh, sill.

Sill? Yeah. Short for Sylvia, I guess. Sil. Sil. It's actually short for syphilis. Yeah, I went out with this girl. Oh.

Yeah, she was awesome. She was awesome. Yeah, we're still, we're putting the second date on the books. Okay. That's my other piece of advice is don't leave a date without the second date on the books. On the books already. Yeah, but the books can be changed. The books can be changed, but you want to have that date on the books.

Where, you've had a lot of thought about where the second. second date would be. Where would it be? Well, that depends. Where was our first date? Barney's wondering. Then the second date's going to be at the Gelson's wine bar. That's right. Okay, what if it's at the first bars? Oh, yeah, the Gelson's wine bar. Then your second date's going to be in barney's greenery. Got you. Got you. Got you. Have you ever thought about a third? Yeah. The LA Zoo. I have a membership. I can get one person in for free. Oh, that's a good date. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's not bad. What's your favorite animal? The chimpanzees.

Chimpanzees are really a study in humanity? All right. It really is. You look at those guys and you say, well, I'm learning so much about human behavior. You can just look at humans. Yeah, you could, but people tend to get angry at you. This is the real study in humanity.

Yeah, looking at humans. That's what I always say. You sound so excited all the time. You have such enthusiasm. Yeah. And yet when you talk about your wife, you sound like a little kind of blaze or bored. Like, what was your wife missing?

That you couldn't get that off-fuck energy. for? Well, she kept getting mad at me. Okay. For ghosting her. To be honest with you, though, I loved her a lot. And I used to be a lot sadder, but now I'm having a positive attitude. Okay, yeah. So you were really sad when she left. I was a little bit sad. And now you're turning it around, just like, you're just playing the hand you're dealt. I'm playing the, I'm going on tons of dates. I'm meeting tons of beautiful people. And so you're really happy. I'm really, I'm having a positive attitude.

And you are very handsome. Thank you so much for you. You have that going for you. You have that gone from? Have you ever thought about, like, showing up to the dates and saying you have laryngitis? Yeah, now, I'm just about to say that. And then just like, I think you'd have a little more luck, like, you know. And then second date, you go like, hey. You ever think about smoking?

This is, this. Oh, smoking? Yeah. You think that would maybe level out my voice? Smoke a lot. Yeah. Or like, you know, putting a clothes pin on your nose. Trying some reverse.

Put in a close, but I don't know if the close pin is going to take one off. Oh, my good. It would be good. It's me there. I think it's right. Take it up. Take it off. Whoa.

I'm down bad for that clothes bin. You were into it? I was into it. My voice is my superpower. I think it would grow on people. Oh, if they gave me a chance. It just sounds like you're going to ejaculate

every time you talk. I pretty much am. I haven't had sex in a while because I'm sick of girls just using me from my body. Yeah, I get you. That makes sense. Yeah.

Do you have sex on these dates, by the way? I used to. Sometimes. On the Barney's being. Until still. On the Barney's being. On the Barney's Beanie's Beinery. On the roof?

On the roof of the Barney's Beinery. God, it's hard not to fall off. That's a hot spot. It's slanted. That's a hot spot. This is a very local show. Everybody knows about the sex on the top of the Barney's Beater. Put Barney's Beinery into the Google Maps.

See the picture. I gotta say it's pretty hot if somebody goes in a first date and hinge at Barney's Beinery and they have sex on the roof of the... That's a story. You get sick of it, though. Oh, God. What I would give for... You get sick of it? Yeah.

Oh, my God. I wouldn't mind another long. So you're having sex on all these dates, but you're just like not getting a second date. I'm not getting a second date. Yeah, and I mean it's awesome. I'm meeting a ton of beautiful, talented people. But, yeah, sometimes I am like I would like a long-term relationship. So you're really?

You want love. I want love. How long were you married to your wife? 15 years. 15 years. Wow. Yeah, since you were 34. Since I was 34.

And you'd been working in the mail room for 11 years at that point. Yeah, my career was really taking off. You're new. You're new. Where did I meet her? Yeah. I met her just, I was a meat cute actually. It was a meet cute.

Yeah. Let's hear it. Like a, what does that mean? I mean, I know it in the romantic comedy terms of like, yeah. You met on the street and it was like you bumped into each other or something like that. Yeah, we bumped into each other. I kept saying sorry. I said, wait, freak, you're cute.

Wait, freak, you're cute? You said, you look like the kind of woman I could be down bad for. Okay. And this worked on her. This worked on her. She was so into it. She loved me. And your voice was the same back then?

Yeah, did you have anything happened here? Yeah, you know how Bob Dylan you listen to early Bob Dylan? He's got an annoying voice sort of like you. And then like something, you had a motorcycle accident or something like that. It got better. Totally different. Got so much better. So I actually know that whole story.

And I was like, fuck, if I, my voice used to sound a little bit better than this. So I had a motorcycle accident. Fuck, it got worse. Oh. He got worse. Wait, when did you have the motorcycle accident around the same time that your wife divorce you? Yeah.

Okay. I see what's happening. Oh, that's really sad. Yeah. Hey, um, listen, I, I don't normally do this, but I just got an email from the pit. They want me to do like a four or five.

Oh, that's a hit show. You should do it. That's in real time, too. I really is, I've never seen it. Wait, let me handle it. In real time, so that makes it a more appealing. Yeah. Sounds cool.

I rapped about it. Yeah. Okay. So I don't know if you want to handle this negotiation. You should, my phone and my email. I'm not, my, I won't not do any negotiating or audition.

Yeah, I know. But if they're willing to cast me, you can negotiate the deal. Yeah, do you want to negotiate this deal? Yeah, let me start this off. Hey, this is Terry. Yeah, say that aloud what you're typing. Yeah, say it out. Well, I only voiced the text.

I never text. I only do voice to text. Okay. Yeah. This is Terry. Hey, I'm the new agent here. My client... For boobs.

For boobs. Thank you. And my client... All of this is being typed, by the way. For boobs, thank you. All of this is in the email. Do you like... Tacos?

How was that going to help the negotiation? You've got to make them feel comfortable. Wait, they've answered. Yes, I like tacos. All right, we're in business. Okay, great. Do you like boobs? Do you like boobs?

What do they say? I haven't gotten anything back here. Okay, well, we'll find out. The suspense is killing you. That was really suspenseful. Wow. Tell you what, tell you what. That's all deals in L.A. are, by the way, over tacos.

It takes tacos. We are running out of time. here. Maybe they'll write you back on the other side of our final feature on the show. We only have time for this final feature. And that, of course, is a little something called plugs. Oh. Fuck all, Levi.

Beel you, give you. Please and thank you. All right, that was spell it. Don't smell it by Levi and his loose lips. Thank you to Levi and his loose lips. If you have a plugs theme, head over to CBBWorld.com slash plugs. You can upload it there.

We also have everything you need for the remixes for the closing up the plug bag. We have the stems over there. And that was a great one. Thank you to Levi in his loose lips. All right. And look, professional musicians, Silver Sun Pickups. Professional. It's great.

How do you guys feel as non-professional musicians? Wait a minute. I'm looking at your IMDB. You also have a very large section in the music section. Yes, I've guessed it in a couple of musical ensembles. You've scored 20 movies. Yeah. Scoring is a pretty glamorous way to describe it.

Yeah. I mean, I orchestrated music on a computer that went along with the story. You wrote the Laverne and Shirley theme song. That's a good one. And you would have been a child. Yeah, yeah, I rifted off on the piano.

I love boogie-wuggy piano and quick rhymes when I was a kid. And the word Shemiel. Yeah. Yeah, so, yeah, I did that. Oh, wow. Okay. And you also did. It's not a, not a passionate of mine.

You were pretty little when you wrote that. Yeah, I was pretty little. Yeah, I was like, probably six or seven. And you're also, you're editing the boobs rinse movie. Yeah, yeah, I guess I'm, yeah, I didn't really know that was a professional credit. I'm arranging the footage and syncing it up. Like a regular... No, that's editing. Yeah, you're arranging the seams in order. Doesn't seem that hard to me. Doesn't seem that hard to me. I mean, it's a skill. You know, there are Oscars for things. There are titles for things. Yeah. None of these things

matter to me. You're a C.E., which is the editor's union. Yes, I'm in the editors. It must be hard to get your PI work going with so much successful other... It's a breeze. I'm a great PI and I do it all the time. By the way, I looked up the A. website, you're the president of the union. Right, just for this term. That's not something I do normal. That's what every president is the president for. Their term.

They couldn't find anybody to do it, so I'm president of the AC just for this term. It's incredible. Doing them a favor. Silver Sun Pickups, what do you guys want to plug? Obviously, the new album is Tenter Hooks. Yeah. Well, why don't you just plug for us?

Can people hear the part in the song where suddenly you had to stop abruptly and get your ear fixed? It's, we had it in there for a minute. And... Just shuts down for like three days. Like the story itself. We're like, this thing's gonna kill. And we're gonna like hit this thing.

I mean, it's the most expensive... It's the only time we actually recorded in a huge studio, this part. Just didn't work. Don't be afraid to edit, right guys? It's a great record. Check it out. And can people buy it from you personally?

Yes. And you can only get it from us personally. You've got to meet us somewhere in Los Felas. Yeah, Los Feliz. You know? Or Barney's Bainery or all those. local LA places. Consider me a customer. Gelson's wine bar. Yeah. You can

buy it, you can stream it, but if you stream it, make good streaming choices. And then you're also on tour right now, and you got merch, and you can buy the record there, and all sorts of stuff. Yeah. You know, like a regular band. Look at what a band does. And

are you looking... You look at our Myspace page. Are you looking at the next record? Are you thinking about that one yet? I am not. You're not. You're just like basking in the glow of this. I am still Well, once you do one infection, you know, so I got to think about how am I going to top that? What else is going to get infected?

Maybe some gangrene on your leg or something like that? So you got to wait around a little bit and see what's topical, and then you got to get in there. I did a concert with Billy Elish a couple months ago. Yeah. Talk to her about maybe covering one of your songs. I saw you there. Oh, that was you. Yeah.

You are a great dancer. I wouldn't say so. I think you're pretty good. I wouldn't call what I'm doing dancing. I'm looking at it. I'm looking at it. You did all the choreography. choreography too i wouldn't call it that i decided what the dancer should do and when that's why that's what that term means is that really

yeah it's an overly pretentious term yeah very simple job you are you are a humble humble guy not at all i'm the best private investigator who's ever existed uh terry porce what do you want to plug anything uh that you have on the horizon yeah i'm down bad for these two girls who have an improv podcast oh boy they're a little young for you i know the ones that you're talking about i'm down bad for that age is just number and dating's numbers again Give me a chance. A lot of numbers there. They're not lining up. The math ain't math, and as the kids say. Who are the women? The kids who are now 30. Six, seven.

Okay, that's funny. That is funny. So what is this podcast? I know what you're talking about. Oh, yeah, you're down bad for these. Look, I happen to be down bad for these girls. It's Anna and Isabella do improv. Right, yes.

And where can people listen to this? Just anywhere podcasts are? Yeah, Spotify and the podcast. And is it A-N-N-A or A-N-A? A-N-N-A. A-N-N-N-A. That's a, yeah, don't make the mistake that other people make. Yeah.

And that's every week or? That's every single week. Every single week. Wow. So during your term. Yeah. Yeah, it's the highlight of my week. And Boob's Rince.

What are you plug in here? I'm going to plug a podcast that I'm a fan of called Screw it. We're just going to talk about the Beatles. That is a podcast I am a fan of. You're not going to believe this, but a bunch of middle-aged folks talk about how good the Beatles were every month. Only monthly. Only monthly. that's the mistake most podcasts make too much too much do you listen to that podcast when you're staking

out yeah it's passes the time yeah passes the time passes the time passes what an hour and a half every month my stakeouts are quick they're quick and I consolidate them well you're busy yeah I mean you are yeah like what do you listen to when you're on set I do who cares I'm there so little of the time it doesn't matter usually working on choreography I'm barely any time I'm set 20 or 21 days a month I'm on set and that's it yeah yeah uh the Beatles podcast they just did an extremely deep dive on the new anthology disc that came out. So if you want four hours of discussion. There's a new anthology disc of anthology, like, you know,

alternate takes and like, yeah. Unreleased things. Yeah. So screw. We're just to talk about the people. You were nominated for an Oscar for writing Green Book. Yeah, I wrote Green Book.

I fight a derivative and pandering. That's the first thing. I'm not happy with question. Hey, I thought that I was like, this is pandering to a vision of America that does not exist. Yeah. Yeah. White savior.

Racism is over. It says here it was based on your life. Based on my life. I befriended a musician. Look, it doesn't matter. In real life it was great. And I didn't want them to do that movie. Right. The blind side's also based on my life. It doesn't matter. Look, I'm not happy with these things. I don't like these things. You just have a lot of friends out there who have interesting stories.

Yeah. You like to write about them. Yeah, what can I say? I'm glad you don't like it because I just fumbled you the sequel. You did? Yeah, sorry. Oh, that's all right. I don't care about that part of my career.

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Open in the bag, you've got no place to hide. Put things in it because it's so open fast. And if you don't want that kiss, sweet chat's ass. All right, that was plug bags in bed by Burnswede. Thank you to Burnswee. And speaking of a thank you, I want to thank our guest today. Silver Sun Pickups. Thanks for having us. Brian, Nikki, thanks so much for entering the Three Timers Club. I'm excited to be in the fourth. Maybe we'll make it the fourth. We've got to write that new album.

I'm glad to meet our new friends here. Hopefully we stay in touch. Yeah, and our new friends here, Terry, so great to meet you. I'm just going to, you know, I've gotten so many offers for dates since we've been talking. I'm just going to try to send them over to you. Your phone has gone crazy. That'd be awesome. Yeah. Unfortunately, most of them I've tried to pass off to you have said they've already been on one date with you. That's my time, Scott.

All right, well, maybe you'll get a second date. And if you do get a second date, we'll pay for it. Oh. Yeah. That's actually a huge relief. Yeah. And, hey, boobs rins. What's going to do here?

Hey, I love it. Great to be here. Anybody needs any private investigating? Come on by little doms, let me know. That's the least thing I want you to do. That's what I'm good at. By the way, good luck at the NBA finals this year. Yeah, that's right.

You own one of the teams? I own both of the teams. He plays on one of the teams. Yeah, I thought you were a player as well. I thought you were injured. I am injured. That's why you won't see me on the court. You're on the bench.

Okay, yeah. But you own both of the teams. Both of the teams that are going to be. Through different, like, shadow organizations. But I am ultimately the guy who pulls the purse. Congrats, man. I don't care about that at all. You're an interesting guy.

Don't like basketball. Quite honestly, you are not a private investigator. you haven't talked about a single case that you've never investigated. There's nothing private investigating you about you. But you're a very interesting guy. Please feel free to come back. All right, I'll be here tomorrow.

I don't know what I'm doing one, but we'll look into it. I mean, do anything. Win the Oscar, I'll definitely have you back. Good luck in the Oscars and good luck on the pit. I won't talk about any of those things. Yeah, how's the negotiation with the pit, by the way? Is she written back or? I'm blocked.

I'm unmeted. You're blocked. Okay. Oh, no. I don't know that you're going to be able. The pit blocked me. The pit's on Hinge? I don't know that you're going to be able to be...

You move to the negotiation to Hinge. Yeah. I said, come meet me where I'm more comfortable. I don't know them on my territory. I don't care about this, so it doesn't matter me, but I do think that was a foolish move. Okay. Silver Sun Pickups, you've picked up your guitars,

you're about ready to play, your final song. All right, take it away, guys. One, two, three, four. Keep our hands Beautiful, all right Bye