Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - Knick-Knack Paddy Whack (Karen Gillan, Lily Sullivan, Chris Kleckner)

Episode Date: June 9, 2025

This week, movie star Karen Gillan joins Scott to discuss her infamous Ruby Roundhouse character from “Jumanji”, if she would audition for "Traitors", and her new movie “The Life of Chuck”. Then, suspect Kitty St. Beauregard drops in to discuss her murders. Finally, the self-proclaimed "King of the Flea Market" Harley Booth Kid joins to discuss the flea market world. Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/cbb 

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I will not be saying that every week. The search continues for a good catchphrase. Unfortunately that will not be it, but thank you so much to Henry Artemis and welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another week. We have an exceptional show today. Coming up soon we have a suspect. Interesting. We have a suspect. we have a suspect we also

have the king of the flea market we'll be here a little bit later so pretty interesting show here but first off can I say it stars are back stars are back on comedy bang bang and we couldn't be happier. I've taken you through the hierarchy of a good podcast guest. Of course, movie stars right there at the top. Then it goes TV star. Then it goes, like stand-up comedian with a special out. Yeah. Then I'll take an author special out. Yeah. Then I'll take an author and then a podcaster. The scum of the earth.

But we have a genuine movie star here today. You are a movie star. You look surprised I said that. Yeah. Yeah. I just guess I don't. You're here promoting a movie. I am.

I am starring in a movie, but I feel like there's a difference between starring in movies and being a movie star. You act in a lot of movies. You star in them. Your name is sometimes above the title. You are occasionally number one on the call sheets and you're the star of them. Yeah, but if I wasn't the daughter of my parents, they wouldn't know who I am. And that's my marker. Does my parents know their name? And they don't know most of the movie star's names, they wouldn't know who I am. And that's my marker. Does my parents know their name? And they don't know most of the movie star's names, to be fair. That's true. That's true. But of course, we all know her in the movies as Nebula from the Marvel franchises, the Guardians

of the Galaxies, the Avengers. Are you an Avenger? Do they consider you an Avenger? Yeah, I got to wear the outfit in one of the films. Do they all wear an outfit? Yeah, there's a uniform. There's an Avengers? I don't think so. The Hulk wears like purple pants. No, no, there's one scene in Endgame where they're all wearing the same outfit. They're wearing the same thing and you got to wear it? And it's an Avengers thing. It's actually funny because we filmed it without wearing them. We were all wearing our normal costumes. And then later they decided they wanted us to be wearing a uniform. So all of it was

CGI. Other than your heads or did they even do your head CGI? No, our heads were the real heads. I was covered in prosthetics. This begs the question, why don't they just let you show up in your street clothes? Like wearing, you know, like jeans and cut off jeans and sneakers. Great question. And then just replace your entire body. I would love to know the answer to that because yeah. I also wanna ask you, and I'll introduce you in a second.

I wanna ask you, you played Nebula and you famously shaved your head for the, for what was it, the first Guardians of the Galaxy? Yeah, first Guardians, yeah. And then you're in multiple more movies. You have to shave your head every single time or? No, so I thought I was only gonna be in one Guardians of the Galaxy. So I was like, I can do that. I can shave my head one time in my life. But then, you know, I'm tall, I'm big.

So from behind people kept calling me sir, which is fine. But just a bit like when you're bald and getting cold and I don't know. So then for the second film, I negotiated half of my hair. So we like shaved just the under half. It's called an under shave, which is the horrible word. And then the next film I had all of my hair. So why not do that from the beginning? Why not go, guys, why did I shave my head? Asked James Gunn?

I don't know. I would love to ask James Gunn. Would you mind putting in a word for me so he can be on the show? You know her also in the movies as Ruby Roundhouse from the Jumanji films. And I didn't have to look up that name looking down at the Wikipedia page. The length of time you took to say that

as you were figuring out what the words are. You know her as dot dot dot dot scanning this page. Where the fuck is that name? Of course, she is Amy Pond in the Doctor Who franchise. That was back when you were a TV star, of course. Yes. So lower tier for your podcast. But now you're a movie star and you're starring in the upcoming film.

It's out now on limited release, but it'll be out this Friday in wide release. The Life of Chuck. Please welcome, joining the exclusive one-timers club on Comedy Bang Bang, although you've been on the TV show, we can talk about that, Karen Gillan, welcome to the show. Thank you. Thank you for having me back. No, not back.

Not back. First time on the podcast, second time. Yes, that was an alternate universe version of the show. OK. And that host is a different guy. OK. And this is me. This is the real show. Wow.

Yeah. OK. I'm so excited to be the real you. Thank you. I've never met the real you either. Welcome to the show. It's so wonderful to have you. We, of course, had a ball on episode 59, of course episode 419, but if you say season four, episode 19 of the television show,

Reggie Watts' second to last appearance on the show as bandleader. I had to look up who else was on that episode because I couldn't remember it at all. And I remember yours- I was not memorable. No, I remember your section very well. And then I was like, what else was on that episode because I couldn't remember it at all. I remember your section very well and then I was like who what else was in that show and I looked at it. So I think it was John Gemberling was the other couch guest and then you have Bob Einstein was rest in peace, Super Dave Osborne was also in it but not on the day you were there.

Oh, I see, okay. And that was an incredible experience because he accepted the role and then got to set and let us know he didn't wanna say any of the lines that we wrote for him and instead wanted to riff. Aw, excellent. So that's an interesting episode, but you were fantastic on that and you were so gay.

And it's so nice of you to be here. You're out promoting this big, big movie, The Life of Chuck, which I have seen. Oh, cool. I went to a screening. Had an interesting experience at the screening where I walked in and there were two people having a very loud conversation

in Italian before the movie started. Wow. And I was like, oh, interesting. A couple of people who obviously know Italian are here. Interesting. And then a couple more people came in, saw the people who were speaking Italian went, ah, ciao, ciao.

And I went, oh, their friends are here. No, they sat in a totally different section and then had loud conversations in Italian. Then more people came in, said hello to the other people in Italian. Oh, buongiorno, ciao, ciao, ciao. Sat in a totally different place, had loud, I'm like, is this an Italian screening? Am I in the right movie? Turned out it was the right movie. It was in English.

Yes. So why was there so many Italian people? I'm baffled by it. And I was hoping that you could run this up the flagpole and get some answers for me. I will ask Mike Flanagan directly. Thank you. This is the director and writer of the film.

Yeah. Now you've been in the, I call it the flanniverse. Yeah, the flanniverse. For now over a decade, is that right? I suppose so, yeah. No, well over a decade. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, he put me in one of his first. No, well over a decade. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, he put me in one of his first films,

Oculus, a horror film. 2013. 2013. And he brought me over to America. That's why I'm here. He like, kidnapped you? Plucked me out of Scotland. Yeah, he kidnapped me and put me in a horror film.

And I just haven't left. It's pretty wild. You've been doing, cause he's, if you don't know Mike Flanagan's work, he mainly has worked in the horror genre. He does all of the Netflix. Haunting of Hill House. Haunting of Hill House is the, what was the?

Fall of the House of Usher. Fall of the House of Usher, which I saw, which was great. Yeah, he's incredible. And so you've worked with him so many times. You're part of like his, he has sort of a repertory company, it feels like. Yeah, it does seem like rep theater or something.

Yeah, and I got to be in one of the first ones, which was really cool. And I can't believe I got that role because I just remember being in my childhood bedroom in Scotland and then getting that audition. And then I had no one to read the other lines with me. So my dad had to read the lines in his thick accent that no one can understand.

And he took so long, like he talks normally. And then when he started acting, he would just take these long pauses in between words and do like a voice. I was like, can you just talk like, say it like you would say it. Did he think he was auditioning as well? I don't know what was going on, but I'll do an impression of it. It was like this. It was like, Kayleigh, tell us why you're really here. And I was like, why are you talking like that? But then I got the part. And so he's thinking he did a good job. And I was like, why are you talking like that? But then I got the part and so he's thinking he did a good job. And he's one of the worst actors.

Does Mike have anything for me in the next project? I'm trying to do sort of an Alan Cummings thing. I don't know. I'm doing the best I can. Yeah, that was pretty good. Okay. Speaking of which, would you go on Traders if they asked you to? Oh, a hundred percent! Yes, of course! I always win at Mafia. Do you really? Yeah, because no one suspects me. Well, isn't it random chance who ends up being Mafia?

Yeah, no, I know, but if I am Mafia, people don't think that I am. Right. Except once we get past the first round and then everyone's on me. But I always win the first round. Well, you're a great actress. That's why you can lie with the best of them. They don't think I'm capable of doing that. Acting is lying, right? You're just a liar.

Yeah. Like I lied to myself, meaning like I lie so hard to myself that I convince myself I'm genuinely feeling that. Yes, that's right. Yeah. How do you, I've seen you like with tears in your eyes in certain things. How do you do that? What's your process? So I think about something that makes me feel the relevant emotion.

Oh, I see. This is a good tip. I feel like Ian McKellen in Extras. There will be no scripts on the night. Yeah, have you seen that or am I just talking to you? I have, although I think that was back around the Oculus era, wasn't it? Probably back in the old days or before that. But yeah, no, I just I trick myself into feeling something by calling upon something that's genuinely happened to me that will conjure up the relevant emotion that I need. So has everything happened to you that's happened to you?

So like when you were nebula, like all that stuff happened to you, you were in like a spaceship and all that kind of stuff? Yeah. Whoa, shit. Yeah, I know. That's crazy. What did you do up in the spaceship? I just flew around.

You flew around in a spaceship? Where'd you go? I went to... I can't think of one single planet. What are any planets? Okay, let's listen in order. What's the first one? Mercury. Yeah, is it? Venus. Jupiter. I don't know if that's the right order. Well, you go Earth, Mars. Okay. God, that's when it gets a little... Then I think it's Jupiter, then Saturn. What about Venus? Where's that? That's number two, I then I think it's Jupiter, then Saturn, is that right? What about Venus? Where's that? That's number two, I think I said it. Oh, did you say that already?

I'm sorry, see, I kind of- You're already forgetting planets I just said. Can't retain a planet. That's something about me. Well, I mean, you took a joy ride up in space and that helped you. And when you were Ruby Roundhouse, I remembered it. Well, yeah, you did, well done.

That was easy for me because that was genuinely something I've experienced. It's not going into Jumanji, but- But you were trapped in a video game. I feel like I'm trapped in a video game always. Right now, yeah. Yeah. And also I was playing a nerd from high school that has to pretend to be kick-ass all the time. And so I was like, no acting necessary for this one. Because you, how many seasons of Doctor Who did you do? If I'm guessing four, is that right? Two and a half.

I'm sorry, series. Two and a half. Seemed like four. It was so fulfilling. Thanks. And you're a fan favorite. And everyone seems to be going back to Doctor Who. David Tennant came back. Billy Piper's always coming back. Like, are you, like, what's going on? fan favorite and everyone seems to be going back to Doctor Who. David Tennant came back, Billy Piper's always coming back like, are you like, what's going on? Are you going to

go back and do another couple years? I don't have any plans to. What? But never say never, you know. We got to get you on Traders and back on Doctor Who. I'm glad you're not my agent. You're a movie star. No, go back into-

You've got to go to the reality TV. Do a reality TV show and go back to your first thing. But people love you, of course. That's where I first came to know your work, in the Doctor Who-iverse. Currently in- you were with the 11th Doctor, I believe. Yeah, Matt Smith. Yeah, he's currently, now he's, he was in, he's a movie star as well, he was in Morbius.

Yes, it's a movie. It's a movie. It's a movie. It counts as a movie. It's also my fault. That was, weirdly enough, that was the tagline to the movie, Morbius, it counts as a movie. I think that would have been useful for people to know going into it. Yeah, that's my fault because he was like,

what's it like doing Marvel? And I was like, it's amazing, come and do it. Oh, you thought it was Marvel? It was Sony Marvel. Oh, Sony Marvel. It was Sony Marvel. Pah. Sorry, Sony.

I love Sony. I heard that about Morbius though, like a lot of people got tricked into it thinking it was real Marvel. Yeah, you've got to know the difference between Sony Marvel and Marvel, because there's a big difference. A huge difference.

I think Sony Marvel doesn't even exist anymore. Who knows? But what about Spider-Man? Is that Marvel Marvel now? Spider, no, it's a co-pro, but, I'll take you all through this. Yeah, I'll take you through it. Of course I have a Sony deal

and I'm writing Spider-Man for Marvel, so I shouldn't be saying any of this stuff. But now you're in the life of Chuck. Now I saw this film, it's a very fascinating film. I saw the trailer for it before another film of maybe a month or so ago and I thought, oh, okay, it's based on a Stephen King book. And I thought, oh, okay, this is one of his sort of

slice of life, stand by me, Shawshank Redemption, kind of like more grounded in reality kind of thing from the trailer. But then I watched the movie and it starts very audaciously. Do you want to say what the, how much can we say? Do you want to say what the premise of the movie is? Yes, I do. Oh, by the way, your coffee arrived. I think my coffee just arrived. How much can we say? Do you wanna say what the premise of the movie is? Yes, I do.

Oh, by the way, your coffee arrived. I think my coffee just arrived. Karen asked before the show started, can I order a coffee? Will that disturb the show? And I very confidently said, no, of course not. And it couldn't have come at a worse time. While I was trying to formulate a question.

But do you, someone's getting the coffee for you. Do you want to describe the premise of the movie? How much can we say? I have such a hard time describing this film, so I'm going to try. It's a sort of life-affirming story about three chapters of an ordinary man's life. And I don't know where to go from there. Well, let me just say where it kind of starts because I hear what you said and I think like, oh, that sounds kind of normal to me. Right, but it's the opposite of normal. It is. It's very audacious in its structure. And the first part of the film is about a group of people

seemingly at the end of the world, in a way. It's the end of everything. Where like natural disasters are happening and it seems like humanity is not going to exist very, very soon. Right. And then it goes from there, which is very, very interesting. Yeah, yeah, it's just such a unique, interesting film.

And it's like, it's basically like nothing I've ever seen before. And when I read the script, I was like, this is brand new territory. And that's why I'm having a hard time describing exactly what it is. You kind of just need to go and see it. Thank you, but this is my coffee.

It's definitely not something, there it is, please enjoy it while I talk. It definitely felt like something I hadn't seen before. It definitely felt like, oh, holy shit, what is happening here? It's sort of a mystery, these characters in the beginning, a mystery comes up where they're wondering who a certain person is that they keep seeing everywhere and then it just goes from there. And it starts as a very bold mystery

and then it goes into a very heartwarming drama as well. It's a fascinating film. Yeah, it's beautiful and it's all about celebrating moments of joy in life and it does make you sort of walk away and ask yourself questions like, how am I choosing to spend my time being alive? You're here right now. And this is how I'm choosing to do it. Can't think of anything better to be doing. Yeah, and to be on Traders. Yes! Oh, I tell you what. Also, they film it where I'm from.

I know! So it's like it would just be like going home and then going to the local castle. You could probably walk home after every night. Yeah, genuinely. I think I looked at that place as a wedding venue, actually. Really? Yeah, it went for a different one. Interesting. So you got married in a castle. I got married in a castle, and let me tell you, can you swear on this?

Which words do you want to say? Shit show. Yeah, yeah, you can say that. Okay, it was one of those, it was a shit show. But it was amazing. The wedding itself. The days leading to the wedding were shit shows. The wedding itself, shit show.

The marriage, shit show. No, no, no, it's not a shit show. No, the wedding itself was great, but just everything went wrong in the lead up that could possibly go wrong in this wedding. It was basically like this lovely couple were showing us around the castle a year prior. They were like, we're going to do it up. It's going to be lovely. And it was a construction site.

And then four days before the wedding, it was still a construction site. My wedding planner went in and she just saw one man with a hammer called Keith. And he was like, I'm sorry, Gina, you're absolutely right. You're absolutely right. I should have started this out. I'm sure it's like, what's going to happen? There's no hot water. There is nowhere to cook. People were meant to live in the castle for a four days. And that, you know, was, it was, there was like wires coming out of the walls and also this beautiful couple that had hosted us and we were like, we would just want to end up like you had gone through a bitter divorce. And so I think that they were, you know, just almost hoping the wedding would be sabotaged in some way for some reason. I mean, I guess if it were me, I would call up the local

Marriott and just go, Hey, do you have a ballroom available? Can we do this? So here's the thing. It was in the middle of nowhere in Scotland. There's no Marriott. There's nothing. Couldn't you have called everyone and said, hey, we're going to this place

that's not in the middle of nowhere instead? Could have, yes, I suppose, but it was all sorted. Everyone had booked their travel. Wow, so it went off with hitches, but. You know what? It was genuinely the most incredible time. Like it was, everyone said it was their favorite wedding

that they've ever been to, but it was like faulty towers. Like, you know, door handles were coming off and things were going wrong, but it added to it, you know? I feel like that sometimes, sometimes the mistakes that happen on the day, we had several of our own with my wedding,

where it was supposed to be outside and then across the streets, on Alvera Street, a loud music festival started playing an hour before the wedding, so we had to move everything inside. The DJ didn't got the wrong day, didn't show up, all this kind of stuff. And at a certain point, we just started laughing at how ridiculous it was getting.

And then everyone had such a good time at the wedding and said, oh, it was so much better that it was inside because my wife got to make this incredible entrance down a spiral staircase that way, all this kind of stuff. So I think that the day itself can be stressful, but it can lead to something really interesting. Yeah, I think it just makes you go like, abandon all these expectations that you had and just sort of roll with it, which is a nicer mentality to go into it with.

That's what Steve Winwood would do. Roll with it. Who's Steve Winwood? Should I know who this is? Nope. I shouldn't even know who he is. Well, The Life of Chuck is out there. And this is an incredible cast. I wanted to highlight the cast because it's sort of top lines by Tom Hiddleston, who of course I saw on Broadway in Betrayal,

which shares some of the same creative DNA of this film. I won't spoil exactly what I'm talking about, but I'll tell you during the break. But you have Tom Hiddleston, you have Chiuotel, Edgufour, Mark Hamill, Mia Sarah, of course, Sloan from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Matthew Lillard, you have Carl Lumbly, you have Kate Siegel, Nick Offerman does the narration in it. Such a great cast. And if you had told me that Loki, Nebula, Shaggy from Scooby-Doo, Luke Skywalker and Chewie

were in the same movie, Chew-A-Tow, I would be going crazy it's right I think that you chose shaggy from Scooby Doo out of all of Matthew Lennon's filmography he's great by the way he's great in the film? Yeah, he's great in Scream, but he's shaggy. That's iconic. To me, she's all that, actually, if I'm choosing from his filmography. He's segued from this interesting teen actor into an adult actor who brings it in all these amazing things like Twin Peaks and this. Yeah.

He's incredible in The Life of Chuck. Yeah. I mean, he made me cry when I watched it Peaks and this. Yeah, oh, he's incredible in the life of Chuck. I mean, he made me cry when I watched it for the first time. Yeah. Did you get to see anyone, because you're in, it's an ensemble cast and everyone does like a little slice of stuff.

Did you get to see any of the other people filming or did you just kind of like, how many days did you work by the way? And what number were you on the call sheet? Four. What, really? I don't know actually. I'm going to guess I was four looking at the names.

So that's your own view of yourself, interestingly. I think so. I think I'm a general four. I probably worked about two weeks, but less than that, maybe five or six days. Yeah, it's, I mean, the sequences you're in are incredible though. Oh, I loved filming those. It was wild to sort of ask yourself what it might genuinely feel like

to be at the end of everything. Yeah. And so many different emotions came up that I wasn't expecting. Did you audition or are you offer only? I did not audition for that one, but I'm not offer only. I actually would like everybody to know that I'm not offer only. Would you audition for the Traders?

Or at least put together like a casting tape. Yeah, I do like a sizzle reel of my personality. Well, the life of Chuck, this, it's, I really, we don't want wanna say too much about it because a lot of the interesting part of it is how it unfolds and where it unfolds and why it unfolds and who it unfolds and when it unfolds, is that right? The reporter's questions. But it's getting a lot of notice.

People are saying Oscar buzz. If you had to put a number on it, how many Oscars do you think it'll be nominated for and then how many will it win? Okay, I think it's gonna be nominated for three Oscars. Three, which three do you mind saying or? I think it's gonna, let's just say this out loud and I might manifest it.

Best actor for Mark Hamill. Best picture. Because it won Toronto Film Festival. That's a precursor to winning. And I just threw in a third one that I don't really know what it is. Screenplay maybe. Oh, screenplay. Score or screenplay maybe.

Yeah and then also they'll create a special award for you probably like lifetime recognition. Yes, I think it's about time that I had one of those. My contribution to the industry is deserving of that. Of course, you were Ruby. The Roundhouse. Roundhouse. Yes, from Jumanji. Yes, Jumanji.

Well, The Life of Chuck is out this Friday in wide release and I implore everyone to go see it. We're gonna take a break if that's okay, but you can stick around I hope. Sure. You're in the one timers club, I hope you will. Oh, absolutely, I'm gonna have some coffee and be here. That's fantastic.

Coming up we have a suspect. We also have the king of the flea markets. So this is a good show you're on. Wait, suspect for Walt. I don't know, we're gonna have to drill down on this, I think, after the break. So we'll be right back with more Karen Gillan, more Comedy Bang Bang. We'll be right back after this. Comedy Bang Bang.

We're back. Karen Gillan here in the exclusive one-timers club, of course, populated by such stars as Ben Stiller, Paul Rudd, Childish Gambino, and now Karen Gillan in the exclusive One Timers Club. Oh, that's a cool club to be part of. It is very cool. The Two Timers Club, a little less cool. And then you get to be like Adam Scott, who's been on for like 28 times or something like that.

And it's like, yeah, he's he's he's TV though. Right. You know, he keeps he was in that Sony universe. He was in that Madame Webb, Madame Webb, as the French say, Madame Webb. Did you see Madame Webb? I did. My friend Tony Sony and I saw it together. But yeah, it's I mean, he plays Uncle Ben in that. Is there a character called Uncle Ben? How much do you know about Spider-Man? What are the facts you know about Spider-Man?

He's got a ginger love interest. And that's all I care to know. I mean, not in the current- That someone fancies a Ginger. Not in the current film version, but yes. No, but she used to be. Mary Jane Watson is traditionally, yes, Ginger, yes. Yeah. And that's all you know about it.

You don't know anything about his powers or- I know that he can shoot web from his fingers. Those two things you know. And he can- It's not his fingers, but okay. Is it not his fingers? What's it coming out of? That would be a very different look, I think, if he like stuck- Oh, is it one finger? Or is it coming out of? That would be a very different look, I think, if you like stuck...

Oh, is it one finger? Or is it between his fingers? Okay, well now we're getting into organic web shooters versus mechanical web shooters. But in the comic books, he's made them... It comes out of his holes in his costumes on his wrist, but he's made a mechanism that shoots them. So it's not coming out of him organically? That's true, yes. But then in the Sam Raimi films,

they thought that was weird that he would have the powers of the spider except shooting webbing, so they made them come out of his wrists. So they're organic? So in that case, they were organic. Then in the comics, they decided to ape the very popular film series,

so they had them coming out of the wrist. They changed it to coming out of the wrist, and everyone just thought that was weird. Like, it's kind of creepy, like webs coming out of someone's wrists. Well, I want to know what... Is there always holes there, or do they open? Like, there's questions. In the Sam Raimi films, if you'll see it,

much as I did in 2001 or 2002 when it came out at the Center... When she was Ginger. Yes, when she was Ginger, yes. With of course, Amit Zappa spraying silly string everywhere anytime he shot webs, which annoyed a lot of people. The holes like opened in his wrists, I believe, and then they sealed back up. Oh, okay.

Yeah. That's less creepy, I suppose, than like constant holes. Constant holes. Constant holes? Why did we start talking about the web shooter? Oh, yes. I don't know. Yeah, because I wanted to know how much you knew about Spider-Man.

Yeah, because we're talking about Madame Web. Madame Web. Oh, there's a character named Uncle Ben in Spider-Man lore who kind of dies and teaches him everything he needs to know about responsibility and all that. Oh, okay. Right. Have you ever read a comic book? Do you know anything about Nebula? Yes, I've read the Infinity Gauntlet. Oh, okay. What did you think of that?

I thought it was really good. And that's the only comic I've ever read. And I had never read one before that, but I read it and I was like, oh, I get why people read these. And then you promptly put it down and said, and yet they're for nerds. My husband writes them sometimes. Does he really, what does he write? Yeah, he wrote Rocket and Groot comics. Oh wow, I gotta check those out. Yeah.

Fantastic, well, Karen is here, we're talking about the life of Chuck, which is out this Friday in wide release. And we have to get to our next guest. I mentioned she's a suspect. I don't know what a suspect for what though. Yeah, this is the mystery, like what she suspected of. Yeah, I don't know.

We're gonna figure this out. Please welcome to the show, Kitty St. Beauregard. Oh, hello, detective. Didn't expect to see you so soon. See, you brought your friend. Didn't expect to be double teamed so early this morning. Come on in, the place is a mess. When did you expect to be double teamed?

Can I get you a drink? The usual. Smearing off ice. On the rocks with a twist. Do you have chocolate smeared off ice? We have only chocolate milk. I'll get you a glass. And for you, pretty little lady. It's like we're in a noir.

She just got a coffee. I think she... Are you okay? I mean, I'll take a little vodka in the coffee, like make it Irish. Sure. All I've got is whiskey. Yeah, that's right. The rum kind.

Rum, then? That's right. Do you want some rum? Some parrot bay. Here, let me pour you a glass. I know why you're here. This is a Jimmy Buffett Margaritaville restaurant themed glass. Why do you have these? That's right. That's where I vacation. I go straight to Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville in Las Vegas, and I hang out there the whole time. Are these the type of questions you're going to be asking me today?

I honestly, no, I don't know anything about you, so I would probably just ask you. You don't know anything about me. Yeah, right. Last time you were here, I remember I gave you a big old bowl of nuts. You remember that, Scott? I don't remember a bowl of nuts or you. Here you go. It's a bowl of pistachios and water with a spoon.

I know what you like. This looks disgusting, actually. Take a big old slurp like you usually do. Do you want these, Karen? Actually, yeah. Oh, okay, here you go. Thank you so much. Take a big old slurp like you used to.

I remember that sound. It's been years since I've seen you, but I know why you're. Thank you. Take a big old slurp like you used to. Oh, I remember that sound. It's been years since I've seen you, but I know why you're here, Scott. I know why you're here. Well, I'm I'm hosting a talk show and and you're a guest on the talk show. Is that what you mean or you think I don't know why you're here? Wasn't that funny? Not even that funny. Now you're rolling around on your back, kicking your legs up.

You're here because of my husband. Who's your husband? They're calling, you know what they're calling me around town, Scott? I mean, I could guess if you wanted to. The squatty potty killer. The what? The squatty? The squatty potty killer.

Squatty potty? Karen, do you know what a squatty potty is? Is it something that you squat over to pee? I think it's something that assists. Why don't you explain it? Squatty putty. Put it at the base of your toilet. Helps you get everything out.

Number two style. How does it work? How does it work? It's like a little step. Your legs are supposed to be nice and high up by your breasts when you take a shit. Oh, I didn't know that. That's what you do nature style, right Scott?

So it's a little sort of step stool almost that you put your feet up on. Because it emulates what you would be doing if you were like in the wild, in the woods. That's right. Correct. Wait, do I need to get one of these? You need to get one of them. You can buy them on Amazon.

Are you an Amazon spokesperson? No, me and Jeff go way back, but no. So you killed someone who- Oh, hey! Oh! I'm sorry! Don't accuse me of anything. Oh Scott you've got my wrist! Ow! You're squeezing my wrist so hard! I... I... All I did was tap you on the wrist because you turned away from me. I wouldn't want you to come back and talk more into the mic. I'm injured. Oh I don't know that he'll ever come back from something like that. Listen, I didn't do it, okay? I didn't kill him.

So your husband is dead. My husband's dead, that's right. You remember him? They called him Jealous Jack, but his name was Frank. Who called him Jealous Jack? The whole town. Okay. But why are you called the Squatty Potty Killer?

Because he died on a squatty potty slumped over His legs were too high. They went in his armpits So he was a high squatty potty or his knees were in his armpits his armpits were up by his head strangled himself to death Okay, but what so what why do they think you did it? Oh Scott? You silly man. Because I've been accused of murder in the past, as you remember. I honestly feel like this is the first time you and I are meeting.

The first time? Yeah, right. Remember? I made you a Powerade stew. What is a Powerade stew, exactly? I boiled down the Powerade into a liquid and I add a bunch of beef. I believe Powerade comes in liquid form. I boil it down with syrup, Scott. Cover it all over the meat, serve it over a bowl of rice. Oh, I see. You rub it.

That's right. I slurped it up. So you were accused of murder previously as well. Oh, that's right. How did he die or she? It was my ex-husband Scott. My previous husband. He was a chiropractor.

We all thought he'd die from cracking himself to death. But he didn't. Cracking himself to death. And everyone thought this. Everyone thought he was going to crack himself to death, but he didn't. Do chiropractors typically work on themselves or? Oh yeah, Scott. They like to crack themselves to sleep, crack themselves awake, crack themselves into a

little pretzel. That's what they do. Scott, you ever been to a chiropractor? I went once, yeah. I don't know about chiropractors. I've heard it's not a precise science, right? Yeah, and I'm like, is cracking good for you? I don't know.

I've heard it's not a precise science, right? I've heard it's not a precise science, right? I've heard it's not a precise science, right? Yeah, and I'm like, is cracking good for you? I don'tors. I've heard it's not a precise science, right? Yeah, and I'm like, is cracking good for you? You're cracking your bones. You ever been cracked before? I will say I went once and it actually helped the thing. Helped what? Well, I had a back issue that was not going away

and I went to one chiropractor and they went crack! And did it go away forever? It went away forever. And your dick got hard after that, Scott. Hey, so what? What? And did it go away forever? It went away forever. And your dick got hard after that Scott? Hey, so what? What? That's why you were there, wasn't it?

You can say that. I mean, since then, yes. Good. That was probably eight years ago. It's nice to hear. It's gotten hard twice since then. It's good to hear, Scott. Listen, I don't have any answers for you, okay?

I told you, I was asleep when it all went down. Where were you sleeping and where did your husband? I was asleep in my bed, Scott, my big old bed. And sure, no one can verify that, but that's where I was. I was underneath my covers on top of my foam mattress, Tempur-Pedic. Okay. I mean, that's a slice of detail that kind of adds credence to your story, I guess. Oh, sure.

But that doesn't answer anything for you, doesn't it? You want me to be the killer, don't you? I see it. I have no skin in this game. I honestly don't. I mean, I'm recognizing a pattern here. That's two of your ex-husbands. I think the MP3 I was sent ran out and I had to restart it.

I didn't know who I was for a minute there. Now that was something scary, something I'll never forget. Yeah, they're calling me. I know what they're calling me around town, Scott. They're calling me the ruggable killer. Ruggable? That's right. Because he was found wrapped in a rug. He was found dead on his squatty body and wrapped in a rug. So why ruggable though? Because that's not even really-

It was a ruggable rug. What does that mean? You could put it in the washer. You could wash it, Scott. Oh, is that- Haven't you heard of ruggable? Is that a brand name? I have no idea.

Oh, wow. Not in your price range, I see. Well, anytime that we spill anything on a rug, we just throw it away, buy a new one. That's the kind of price range we're in. You lucky dirty dog. Some of us have to buy rugs we can wash so we can reuse them again. It's not a paper towel situation. So let me just throw it in the trash. All right. Let me, Kitty St. Beauregard. Let me get this straight. First time you've said my name all day. And I didn't have to look down, much like I didn't have to look down at Ruby... Roundhouse! Roundhouse! Your husband was taking a shit.

That's right. The squatty potty got some sort of like elevated position. That's right. His knees strangled him to death. His knees pushed his shoulders up to his neck. And then somehow he fell off into a rug, which then- That's right, and onto the bathroom rug. Ruggable rug.

Then he rolled himself into the rug as he fell. That's right, Scott. This makes sense to me. Mystery solved. I mean, I have my suspicions. Do you really? I think she did it. Who's this troublemaker? I'm sorry. You would be good on traitors. It seems like you did it.

Seems like I did what? That's two men. Two men? Big deal. Who's the comments denominator? It's you. Come on, she did it. Add half a man and you have a great sitcom on CBS.

Don't tease me, Scott. You know I love two and a half men. I watched the staircase. Did you really? And he totally did it, I love two and a half men. I watched the staircase Come on, oh no, not him. He'd never oh see of course you my boy My beautiful boy Colin first he'd never kill somebody. No way. No way. No how? No, are you talking about the documentary version or? I'm scared to say that. You're talking.

Look, I don't know. I, I, it, you should be talking to the police about this. The police? You want me to go to the police and talk to them again? You know what they did to me. I had to scream fire. Why? They lit my, my purse on fire, Scott.

So then you screamed fire. That's right. And then someone came in with some water or? Then they put the fire out on my purse. That's right. Okay. So it sounds like it worked out? Worked out perfectly, Scott.

I can't go back there. No, no, no, no way, no how. Well I, you know, it sounds like you have an airtight alibi. You were sleeping in bed. That's not what the police think, Scott. I'm in big, big, you know, it sounds like you have an airtight alibi. You were sleeping in bed. That's not what the police think, Scott. I'm in big, big, big trouble. That's right. Big old trouble. Well, how can we help? I mean, Karen and I, you know, you're on it. Look, when you're on Comedy Bang Bang, we have a new tagline. I don't know if you know that, but at Comedy Bang Bang, we care. What the fuck?

We hit on that recently. Comedy Bang Bang, We Care. I like it. Yeah, it's good, right? It's short. It's catchy. It tells everything about the podcast, I think. Comedy Bang Bang. Let me restart this. Who am I?

There we go. There I am. But We Care, and you're a guest on my show, and when you're here, you, you're family and I wanna make sure that everything goes well for you. So do you need- Because I'm loving it. Sure, yes, another slogan for another restaurant. But that's fast casual, whereas I'm loving it is more fast food. Fast food, Scott. But we'll do anything for you.

Karen and I will lie to the police. We'll do- You'll lie to the police? Yeah. You'll lie to them boys in blue? Sure. You're not some the boys in blue? Sure. You're not some kind of badge bunny, are you? No, I don't know what a badge, oh, a badge, like a police badge.

A badge bunny, she's a girl who likes to get fucked by the police if you know what I'm talking about. No, I'm not one of those badge bunnies. I say if you know what I'm talking about, you said exactly what you're talking about, fucked by the police. If you know what I'm talking about. Is that really what they're called?

That's right, she's a little badge bunny. I used to be one many years ago. You know what I'm talking about. Is that really what they're called? That's right. A badge bunny. I don't think so. I used to be one many years ago. Oh, is it not a thing? Okay. My boys in blue, but then they came after me, Scott. I had to get away, I had to run away, but they found me, just like you, you found me.

So wait, you were getting like, double teamed by the police on the regs? That's right, Scott. You ever heard about that porno that's based on that one woman who fucked the entire police force?s. That's right, Scott. You ever heard about that porno that's based on that one woman who fucked the entire police force? No. That was me.

Oh. In the porno or it was based on you? Both. Both? Every star has myself in the porno. Wow. That's right. Well, I would love to help.

I'd love, yeah, we'd love to help. Fine, you wanna help? Okay, fine. Ow, Scott, you've got my leg. I, sorry, I just brushed against you. You twisted my leg up in like a pretzel. It's like my chiropractor husband used to do. Wrap me up, crack me tight.

Fine, Scott. What can we do? What can we do? I'll tell you the truth, okay? I wasn't in bed. I was somewhere else. Where were you? And I wasn't at the cabaret.

What cabaret? Like a nightclub? You know I'm a cabaret singer, Scott. I honestly know nothing about you. Zap, da, ba, ba, ba! I haven't heard scatting like that since Kim Katral. That is incredible. She's my idol. Kim Katral? Have you ever heard her scat? I that since Kim Katral. That is incredible. She's my idol. Kim Katral. Have you ever heard her scat?

Have you ever heard her scat? I'll try to find the click-at-sync. Go ahead, play the clip. You can stop the music, even though I'll lose my fucking mind while you do. All right, let me stop this clip. Who am I? For real.

Kim Katral scatting. Oh, the clip pops up right away. Let's see, here we go. Irene Holdren. Listen to this. And sonnets. And he plays the upright bass. That's see, here we go. Listen to this. And he plays the upright bass. That's her husband with her. Yamake piebo, sederaticebo,

indo latinico, Eugene Sapa Soe! What? Sapa Soe! Is this from a film or this is real life? No, this is real life. This is from 60 Minutes or something? I mean, obviously great. The holla-balloo with the buzz-a-barade.

What? Zappa-doo-day-ka-ba-ba-ba-doo-pay. There we go, a zappa-da-ba, a zoom-a-da-ka. I put a little bunny in a glass of milk. Zappa da ba. Zuma da ka. Zappa da ba. I put a little bunny in a glass of milk. Zappa. Zappa. So in any case, you were at the cabaret, or you were not at the cabarets.

Scott, I wasn't at the cabaret like you wanted me to be. Okay. I saw you asking questions to all the little other ladies at the cabaret. Where was she? Was she here? Was she there? I mean, I went into a nightclub the other ladies at the cabaret. Where was she? Was she here? Was she there? Scottie I mean, I went into a nightclub the other night because I got lost and I needed directions. Is that, and you just saw me there? Is that?

Scottie Oh, yeah. Scottie I was there for like three minutes. Scottie My girls told me you were there, Scott. They saw you. Scottie And then they turned on my phone and said, here's your map app, and then showed me how to use it. And I just, I got directions from that. And I just left. Scottie That's right. I saw your location and everything. I've been tracking you this whole time. I knew you'd come. I shared my location with you accidentally. That's right, Scott. That's why you're on the show?

Yeah, that's right. That's why I'm here. Can I get you a DVD, Scott? I know what you like. Let me get you a DVD. You have DVDs around here? I have a whole mess of them. Oh, sure. Why don't I put something on for you, Scott? Do you have JoJo Dancer your life is calling? No, but I've got JoJo Siwa, your favorite. Let me go ahead and put on a clip of JoJo Siwa for you.

In what, like Dancing with the Stars or? Oh, no, Scott. Her on Big Brother. That's what you want to see, isn't it? Big Brother UK? Yeah. But Scott, I wasn't out there. I what you wanna see, isn't it? Big Brother UK? Yeah. But Scott, I wasn't out there. I wasn't scatting, no, no. Would you do Big Brother UK? Just for a reason.

Maybe. Maybe, really? Maybe, you know? I'm not talking celebrity, Big Brother. I'm just talking regular Big Brother. I would rather do the regular than the celebrity. I am a reality TV nut, so for that reason, I maybe would, yeah.

Would you do US, Big Brother? Yeah! Not too long, I think three months. Yeah, but I'd be a novelty in America. That's true, yeah. Being Scottish. I'm sorry, back to you. No, it's fine.

What do you mean from us? Go ahead, interrogate her. Gosh, these lights are hot. I don't think they're. Oh, ah, I'm skittin' seared and smoked under these lights are hot. I don't think they're. Oh, ah, I'm getting seared and smoked under these lights. Look, do you want me to talk to the cops for you and just tell them to back off? What are you, some kind of badge money?

I'm no. You gonna fuck your way to the top, Scott? Wouldn't be the first time, would it? That is how I got the Comedy Bang Bang TV show. Listen, Scott, I've got an alibi, but no one's gonna believe me. I need your help. Okay, Scott, I've got an alibi, but no one's going to believe me. I need your help. Okay.

What can I do? I was with my husband's best friend. Who's that? He's just a little old man. Geppetto. From Pinocchio? That's right. Geppetto from Pinocchio.

That's who I was with. I feel like you're just looking around the room when I ask you questions. Where's the Geppetto? You saw my big... Where do you see something that has Geppetto from Pinocchio. That's who I was with. I feel like you're just looking around the room when I ask you questions. Where's the Geppetto? Where do you see something that has Geppetto on it? You saw my big Pinocchio marionette.

There's nothing with Pinocchio. I don't see anything with Pinocchio. Where do you see it? Where? I don't see a thing with Pinocchio on it. Also, I have the Geppetto costume from Tom Hanks' Pinocchio. In that glass case over there.

Oh, you're talking about that? You're talking about that big Ge that glass case over there. Oh, you're talking about that? You're talking about that big Geppetto sculpture over there? Fine, I guess I was inspired a little bit. OK, his real name is Chuck. Oh. You mean the life of Chuck? We've just been talking about the life of Chuck

for the past 25 minutes. OK, fine, that's not his name. Your music is ending in six seconds, by the way. Oh, shit! His name's Bruno. Bruno Mars. Okay, now you're just looking at my Bruno Mars box set over here.

Scott, that's the truth, okay? His name's Bruno Mars. Do you know him? Yeah, he's a member of Silksonic. That's who I was with. Okay, I don't believe you. Why? Because he's, Bruno Mars with okay I don't believe you why because he's Bruno Mars is a huge have you ever met Bruno stars I've never heard of

stars that's what he should be called he's one of our biggest fine I was with Bruno stars that's right Bruno stars that's who I was with now that I might believe Bruno stars Bruno stars he's a Bruno Mars impersonator oh he's out on Hollywood Boulevard you You ever been? It's gorgeous. Yeah, I've gone down there. Do you have a star yet? I don't.

You gotta get one. You know what? It's funny though. Someone just bought me a literal star. So I have a star. Oh yeah. Not on the walk of fame, but in the sky. Yeah, just like.

It's called Karen Gillan. What the fuck? Just like in the Doctor Who series 19, season premiere, I believe. What? That all hinged on someone buying someone a star. It's called Karen Gillan. What the fuck? Just like in the Doctor Who series 19, season premiere, I believe. What? That all hinged on someone buying someone a star. Oh. You're not watching?

I haven't caught up yet. Okay. Ow, Scott! You've got my butt. Let go of that thing. All I did was grab your butt. I know what they're calling me out there, Scott. What aside from the rugable killer and the squatty-butty killer are they calling you?

The gordita crunch killer, Scott. Don't tell me your husband had a gordita crunch in his mouth. Oh, he had 45. Gordita crunch is stuffed inside him, Scott. What is a gordita crunch? You have so much to learn, little lady. When's the last time you were at Taco Bell? I've never been to Taco Bell. What the hell?

You've never made a run for the border. I know. What? That can't be their slogan. It is. Make a run for the border. Jesus Christ. It's a taco, as they say.

Yeah, no. With a crunchy exterior, I believe. That's right. It's got a crunchy outside and a soft inside. Soft inside, but hard. Hard shell on the outside, just like Scott. I was gonna say a lot like you. A lot like me.

You can break me into a million pieces and find the pudding inside if you want, but it'll cost you. I, first of all, I don't want to, and I don't wanna spend any money on this either. How much though? $45. Cash. Cash?

Euros. I don't keep that much money in euros around. You must have euros on you, don't you? No, we don't use euros where I'm from. What do you have? The pound? The pounds, yeah. Yeah. Fine.

If you ever make a trip over there to Ireland, you need some euros. It's going to cost you 25 quid and 35 quill. Can you pay? Quill? That's right. Like Peter Quill? That's right. Or like a literal quill? Sure. Go ahead pay up. Look she's reaching inside her pockets. Okay here you go. Look at all these quills. It's perfect. Fine. I'll tell you everything. Okay. Tell yeah, tell us what happened. What actually happened? Okay, I was with this guy my best friend and lover Ronnie Hackman

Why are you looking down at 25 seconds? Can you wrap this up in 25 seconds? I was with him. We were having a snog. You know what I'm talking about That's right. We were having a snog, if you know what I'm talking about. That's right. We were fucking. I don't know what that means. Not snow. What snow could be? Am I going to have to restart this? For fuck's sake. For fuck's sake, what? I had sex with him. That's where I was and I can't tell... Hello? I can't tell you anything else besides that.

All right. If I can't come to the police, people will know I'm a slut. I can't be a slut in this town. Not no way, no more. Not after what happened to me when I was a badge bunny. Yeah, I mean, I think people can kind of tell just from everything you said and the way you look. Excuse me?

What about me reads slut? I mean, just, you know, the way you dress, the way you look. Excuse me? What about me, Reed Slutt? I mean, just, you know, the way you dress, the way you act. Wow. He's about to say I was asking for it. Go ahead. Go ahead, say it. I wouldn't say that. I just say you look and act. Like? Like. Uh?

You say it. Go on, you say it. Now, I think you're beautiful. Don't get me wrong. Don't get me wrong. Skanks can be hot too. Look, Kitty, I take it back. I don't think Karen and I want to get involved in this. This is kind of... Yeah, I think this is maybe just better.

Too messy for you? Can't handle it, can you? Yeah, I don't think we can. Little rough rider. Well, go ahead. I'll make you a guitar before you go. You're looking at my guitar right now. Oh, that? That thing on the wall over there?

Fine. I guess I won't make you a guitar. I'll make you something else. How about an Arowan juice? You brought your own Arowan juice today. Beat flavored. This is mine. Alright. Look, Kitty, we're going to have to take a break. Can you stick around though? I'm not going to play your music in the next segment. Go ahead, beg for it.

You're gonna have to act like this without the music. Are you prepared to do that? I don't know that I can do that, but we'll give it a go. Maybe every time you talk, I'll restart the MP3? I don't know. We'll have to play all three minutes of it, won't we, Scott? I don't think, I'll try to ride the fader somehow.

We're gonna take a break. When we come back, we have, oh, the King of the Flea Markets will be here. Ooh, exciting. This is exciting. Uh-oh. Do you know? That's trouble. OK, I don't want to ask, but we'll be right back with more Karen Gillan, more Kitty St. Beauregard.

We're going to be right back with more Comedy Bang Bang after this. Comedy Bang Bang, we're back. Karen Gillan is here. The life of Chuck in theaters this Friday. Yay. It's a touching tear. You're going to come out and you're going to be like, oh, my tears were jerked out of my eyes.

Yeah. And you'll have an existential crisis, but in a way that you want. Yeah, exactly. It'll make you kind of re-examine your life and realize you've been doing everything wrong. Right. And then and then you might fix it. I haven't yet. It's not about a week ago. Nothing's changed. Really? Oh, well maybe it'll kick in. Yeah, it might kick in. Yeah, I think life of Chuck plus three weeks. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like that's what it takes to make a change.

Yeah, exactly. Although if you look... sorry. If what? You took a big gasp as if you were moving on to the next bit. I am going to take it. Yeah, what were you going to say? Well, I just wanted to ask you if you were to look at your life. Life of Chuck Stile?

Yeah, and basically be like, if it was ending now, would you be like, I'm so happy with the way I spent my time? Let's see, I did 110 episodes of the comedy thing, the TV show. You were on episode 59. I was happy with about probably 108 of those. Okay. I've done 900 and some odd episodes of this show. I've been happy with about 108 of those.

Mm-hmm. And other than that, it's been pretty much just a waste of time, I think. So yeah. Right. Yeah. But I, but, oh, and I made that movie, but, uh, you know, other than that, yeah. Okay. Yeah.

It's not been great. I think that that's pretty good. A lot of people don't do anything that they actually want to be doing. Yeah. A lot of people don't get 110 episodes of a TV show. Yeah, come on, let's reframe it. Yeah, exactly, I got to make 110. Now it was in a concentrated period.

So it was over five years. So really only five years of my life have been good. Oh. Well, it's not too late. Let's turn it around. I don't think I'll get another TV show, I hate to tell you. Why? Unless we star in it together. Okay, let's do it. Yeah, I'll get another TV show. I hate to tell you unless we star in it together.

Okay, let's do it. Yeah, I'll leverage your talent, your fame, your movie stardom, and I'll say, no, she's coming back to TV, but there's a catch, it's with me. Okay, and what's our TV show? We could be, like realistically, could we be brother and sister if like a mom and dad stopped having sex for about 20 years. And then had another kid. Yeah. Yeah, right?

I think that tracks. Yeah. Okay. Brother and sister. Brother and sister who... Solve crimes or...? Well they try to solve crimes. I don't think they ever solve the actual crimes.

Okay. Yeah. Maybe they like make things worse. Yeah, yeah. They get involved and they like, you know, like they got one of those cards from a police officer that says you can stop by any crime scene and do whatever you want. Oh, yes.

And so they use that all the time. And they're like, hey, we're gonna investigate this. And everyone goes, oh, they have one of the cards. Yeah. And then we look around and then we go, this is too hard. Yeah, and then go do something else. Yeah, exactly. That'd be fun.

Yeah, it'll be like Sherlock and Watson, but the bad versions. Yeah, the bad at solving crimes, because I think those guys are kind of bad personality-wise. Okay, so maybe we have good personalities, but we're bad at solving crimes. Yes. Yeah, we have great personalities. That's the thing. That's what's going to sell the show. Yeah. And we'll call it the two people with great personalities. Perfect. Rolls off the tongue. How many episodes do you want to do?

Eight. Limited series. One of them. I only want to do two. You only want to do two episodes. And that's it. Yeah. I get too sleepy. Okay. We're getting TV. It's too hard. We could do two long episodes. Two short ones.

Okay. 30 minutes. 13? Is that what you said? Because I'm on board for that. I mean, this is going to sell. I think this will sell. We also have Kitty St. Beauregard is here. Zop day zo ba da. Little mouse in the house with a microphone. Zop pow da pow.

You've just been watching the Kim Cattrall video during the break. Yeah, that's right, Scott. I had my earphones in. Why? Why are you handing me this card? What's going on here? A couple of detectives, huh?

Brother, sister duo? You met us earlier. I could see it from a million miles away. Okay, yeah. She's in on her pilot. I think she's attached. Yes, I think so. I'm fading your music down, by the way.

Why? Who am I? We have to talk to our next guest. When I say unfortunately, I mean unfortunately for your music. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm Who am I? We have to talk to our next guest. When I say unfortunately, I mean unfortunately for your music. I don't know why I'm being so polite to your music. Why are you being so nice to me? I've never had a boy be so nice to me in my whole life. This is how you reel us in, is that right? That's how I reel you in? Is that what you said? That is what I said. Is that what you said? Is that, huh, what, you're all done with me? Yeah. You're gonna throw me aside like a piece of trash. I faded your music out. We're moving on to the next. You're gonna make me into a pile of mush you just throw down the garbage disposal. Go ahead, do it, Scott. Throw me down the garbage

disposal. All right, coming up next on the show, it's his first time on the show. He's joining the exclusive One Timers Club. That's fantastic. Everyone here is in the One Timers Club, other than me. I'm in the 900 and whatever club. Please welcome for the first time, he's the king of the flea markets. Please welcome Harley Booth Kid. Oh, let me sit down here, Scott. I got all my stuff from the... I was at the markets this morning. Thank you for having me. Sure. Yeah. Have a seat. You throw your...

Sprawl it. I got a lot of goods for you guys today. That's a lot of... A lot of goods for you guys today. You brought... Oh, so you're king of the flea markets and you brought stuff for us? Oh, baby, did I ever. I did some deals this morning. Everywhere I go, I like to do some deals

and I don't want you to be excluded. Oh, okay. Okay, great. This is by the way, this is Karen. Hi, nice to meet you. Karen Gorgeous. Kitty Rau. All right, here we go. Hi, I'm... He knows my catchphrase. Kitty Rau is your catchphrase?

Yeah, that's what I went viral for. What in my porno and all. Very good. I think the porno is why you went viral. Those things are just naturally viral. No, it was my catchphrase. It was when I went, Rau, at the end. I think the porno is why you went viral. Those things are just naturally viral. No, it was my catchphrase. It was when I went, Rau, at the end. I think the porno is why you went viral. Those things are just naturally viral. No, it was my catchphrase. It was when I went, Rau, at the end.

I think the porno is why you went viral. Those things are just naturally viral. No, it was my catchphrase. It was when I went, Rau, at the end. I think the porno is why you went viral. Those things are just naturally viral. No, it was my catchphrase. It was when I went, Rau, at the end. I think the porno is why you went viral. Those things are just naturally viral. No, it was my catchphrase. It was when I went, Rau, at the end. I think the porno is why you went viral. Those things are just naturally viral. No, it was my catchphrase. It was when I went, raawr, at the end. Okay. When you climax, you go, raawr. That's right. Like a kitty. Like a kitty cat. Well, it's great to be here, Scott. I'm happy to have you on. Great to have you, Harley. Are you the self-proclaimed king of the flea markets?

Sort of self-proclaimed. There's definitely a hierarchy bloodline into the flea market world. Oh really? I never know if I'm a part of it because when I was little I was born into the flea market world and I turned my back one day and my family left me. Oh that's so sad meaning your family was involved in flea markets? They had an important... Yeah we had a booth. We had a traveling booth. We traveled the booth all around. We had all sorts of knickknacks, all sorts of patty wax. Give a dog a bone. There was one day I was crawling around. I was a booth kid. That's why it's my last name.

Oh, that's right. Your last name is Booth Kid. Yeah, yeah. I don't know my real last name. So I was crawling around. I'd go from flea market to flea market by myself and they say, hey, there's the little booth kid, get him out of here. So you lost your parents or your parents lost you, it sounds like? I never know. Okay, so I was crawling around. I was being a booth kid. I crawled into a nice cart, a bolts, rusty bolts, and I made a little nest. It took a little nap. Next thing I know, bang, I wake up. They're gone. The bolts?

My parents and the tent. But for some reason, the entire flea market was gone. Just the bolts were there. So they left the bolts behind. Yep. Kind of feels intentional. Felt a little intentional. Yeah. Cause I would have tried to pick the bolts out around you maybe for a- No, I was a tiny, tiny little baby. I was a tiny little booth kid. Okay, so it's just an empty parking lot with just a bucket of bolts and you in it. Yep, and I wake up and I'm like, what the heck's going on? And so then from now on, since going on from there, I've just been traveling around,

flea market to flea market, trying to look for them, trying to make deals, trying to be the king. But you are the king. You say you're the king, at least. Yeah, but if, you know, it depends on if the bloodline, if I'm part of the bloodline or not. We have no idea.

So what do you do with these flea markets? You sell or you buy or what do you do? Oh baby, I trade. I don't have a booth of my own. I live out of a Previa, the van. That's where I've got all my knickknacks, my paddy racks, my give it dog bones. And so I take what I got from flea market to flea market. I do trades. I'm the best trader out there. Okay. Give us an example here. Like what are some of the trades you've done?

You want an example? Let me see what I got here. Okay. Looks like we saw, there was a lot of things in this room that I was willing to trade on. Okay, I'm seeing a bit. What about my Geppetto costume? Oh, you read my mind. I've got three Geppettos already, but I need a fourth because they're a quad. Now, Scott, I wanna trade with you.

Okay. I got some things I think you'll be very interested in. Okay, hit me. Look at what I got here. These are antique dental tools. What? Antique dental tools. What era do these hail from? Definitely before the 90s.

They're rusty enough, they look terrifying. You can hang them up as art. The 1990s? Yes, my guy says they're from the 1990s. I mean, these look like just modern dental tools. They're not, Scott! They're rusty and old and they've been in a box for 20 years. I believe that's one of those things you put in your mouth that sucks all the saliva out, Scott. You ever had that happen to you? Having someone suck all the saliva out of your mouth?

Yeah, when I go to the dentist. That's right. He's got one of those tools right there, Scott. I'm just saying these aren't like antiques or anything. They're just like old rusty dental tools. All right, okay, okay. You're not interested in the antique dental tools, okay? How about these old bottle caps? These Coke bottle caps, maybe? Oh, look at that, Scott.

You could put that on one of your soda pops. You could put them on a soda pop. You can make a belt out of them. I don't know a lot of people who are putting caps back on soda bottles. That's right. You pop it off and then you put it right back on. Scott, you're really killing me

or I'm trying to make a deal with you, buddy. I'm trying to make a deal. You've only brought two things. Well, I got tons of stuff. Hold on, let me look around. Okay, what else do you have? What else do you have? I'm sorry I'm not interested in the first two things.

I got like a Victorian chair, kind of like a nice Victorian old chair. Oh, Scott, you could sit on something like that. Come on. It won't break. It won't break. It won't break, he says. You could sit on that. You sit up there, nice and tall. And you swear this is an antique Victorian chair? Antique. You can only get antique stuff at flea markets. Nothing new. How old would you

date this? Gotta be a thousand years old. A thousand years old? A thousand years old, Scott. A thousand years old. Karen, do you know anything about antiques? I... Okay, actually this is a bit of me, because I love antique furniture. Really? Okay. Yeah. What do you think of this? I think it's beautiful, and I will make an offer. Really?

Yeah. I would like your star. I would like your star in the sky for this chair. You want Karen Gillan, the star? Well, the physical star that you have up in the sky. Yeah, it's called Karen Gillan. Really? Yeah, yeah. So, okay. Oh, that physical star that you have up in the sky. Yeah, it's called Karen Gillan. Really? Yeah, yeah. So, okay. Oh, that's hard because like, I'm gonna die and no one's gonna remember Karen Gillan the actress. Before you do this, I've been inspecting this chair

and there's a little label on it that says Flushengard. This is from Ikea. Oh, come on, Scott, this gotta be a good chair from Ikea. Yeah, but these aren't antiques. These aren't antiques. Ikea's been around for a hundred thousand years. You liar. You're a liar. I almost gave you my star.

Oh, Karen. No, no, no, no, Karen. Please don't leave me like my family did. Please, please, please. No, absolutely no. No, I got something for you. Please don't leave him in a bucket of bolts like his family did. Please don't leave me in a bucket of bolts.

Please. I will, Rusty. No, please don't. I'm going to. Okay, okay, wait, wait, something for you. Please don't leave him in a bucket of bolts like he's family do. I will, Rusty, but I'm going to. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, I got something for you. He's got something for you, Scott. I got this antique, authentic, scary clown painting. Wow, look at that. You could look at something like that, Scott. Definitely not printed. Definitely antique.

I kind of like it. Yeah! I mean, it's not... You say scary clown painting, it's like, it's not even really scary. It's more sad. Okay, well. Like he's sitting there in a, looks like he has a puddle of his own urine

around his ankles. It's bozo. And he's crying. It's bozo after his show was canceled. It's art. It is bozo, you know, the early 100 year old show. Bozo. That's right, that's right. And then that makes it antique. And you know what, beauty is in the eye of the sadness. Okay, that's right. And then that makes it antique. And you know what?

Beauty is in the eye of the sadness. Okay, so if you want it, you can take it. Just take it? No, I need the star. Shit. Why do you need the star? What are you going to do with it? Because I need something to wish upon.

Oh. To help me find my family and find where I belong. Oh, I didn't think of it that way. Karen, maybe you should just give him your star. I think I'm going to give it to you without even taking the clown painting. Thank you, Karen. There you go. Wait, wait, wait. Before you do that, are people allowed to wish on stars if it's not their own star?

Maybe if I give permission. Why is this happening? Oh yeah, just give him, don't give him the whole star. I'll give him percent. Yeah, just give him permission. Just the wish, yeah. Do you need the coordinates? Yeah, sure. I don't want to aim, wish upon the whole star. I'll give him percent. Yeah, just give him permission. Just the wish. Yeah. Do you need the coordinates?

Yeah, sure. I don't want to aim, wish upon a wrong star. Okay, you're right. I might die. Here you go. Okay, sliding it across the table. That's the star. Oh, gorgeous star.

That's a gorgeous star. All she did was give you the coordinates. And then I know exactly which one this is. I know exactly which one this is. Look at all this. You helping him. You never helped me once. Never did goddamn thing. I'm not playing your music.

Better press that space button. Go on, press it. All right, I'll press it once. That's right, you pressed it. All right. Well, Kitty. Can we hear your wish, do you mind? Oh, dear Karen Gillan Star.

Can we hear your wish? Do you mind? Oh, dear Karen Gillan Star. I wish I could find my family, and I could go to the right farmers market to find them, and I could move out of this Previa, even though it's an incredible minivan. The bucket seats turn around, and it'll never flip over because of how it's designed. And please, just let me find a place where I belong. I'm 23 years old. I need a home. You're only 23.

What? Did you hear my wish? You were listening? Well, yeah, you were talking out loud into the mics. Yes, I'm 23 years old. It's been a long life in the flea market. You look about 80. Well, I sleep in boxes of bolts, Scott.

Why still? You own a Previa. My body's used to it, my bone structure. It's like those soldiers who come back from the war and they sleep in the backyard. Don't bring up the war. I don't want to talk about it. What with all the killing and all the shooting

and all that jazz. All right. I'm sorry we were listening, but you were talking very loudly into the mic. It's all right, that's all right. I'm just gonna have to keep hitting up a few flea markets, see if I find my family's booth. Wait, do you remember anything about them?

Maybe we've seen them? I remember my dad, he was a pretty cool guy. He had a lot of denim jackets that he wore. That's what he sold. He had a beard. He was four foot 11. My mom, she had a beard. She was six, two.

They, you know, they sold a lot of knickknacks, paddy whacks, give a dog a bones. Okay. I mean, when you first started talking, I... Huh? When you first... That gets a... Was I talking?

Sorry, I keep forgetting you're listening to me. Why are you saying all that if you weren't answering my question? This is, you know, I'm usually talking to myself. I'm usually making deals. Do you know you're talking right now? Am I? Is that what this is? Yes, you are.

Jesus, I need a family. Look, I don't know anyone by that description. The 411 part threw me. I thought originally you were talking about perhaps Henry Winkler or Fonzie. I don't know what that is. I don't know who that is. Well, you're only 23. Why would you?

I know. Exactly. I'm one of the last living people to know what Fonzie was. Oh, Scott, don't talk about yourself like that. Like some kind of old guy, some guy who's had a podcast for a hundred years. Don't talk about yourself like that. Don't talk about yourself like that. I don't think I will.

I'm going to go back to Harley Booth child over here. Yeah, Harley Booth child. Booth kid. I'm no longer a child. I'm a kid now. You're a Booth kid. But maybe you could put out a plea here on mic for them. Yeah, that's why I wanted to come on here today.

Mom, dad, if you're out there, I'm gonna be at the grocery store farmers market on sunset. Why would the grocery store have a farmers market? The farmers markets my world. That's how I identify and view all the world. Oh, I see. You know, you're the grocery store farmer of a market you walk in it says Ralph's on front And it's got different booze that are items. Sometimes they take all the produce they put it outside for a farmers market That's exactly right, too. You know, and then like a waste of time. They don't let me trade much in there anymore

And I feel like I'm losing my touch a little bit with the training. Talk back to your parents again. Oh yeah, yeah, mom, were you listening to that? Yes. Why are you listening to that? I think you're saying your inner monologue out loud as part of the problem. Okay, you're asking me to do things and say things and I don't understand that that's talking. All right, mom and dad, if you're out there, I'm going to be at the grocery store farmers

market all day tomorrow. I'm gonna be doing deals I'm gonna be hitting up produce. I'm gonna be sleeping in boxes Okay, if you get out there and you're listening to this, please come get me. I'm in the Previa That's beautiful. And if you're out there listening also go see life of Chuck this are people gonna be listening to this Yeah, including hopefully your parents, right? Oh my god, okay, yeah, hopefully. You seem confused by how everything in life works. Well, I'm just, my life is farmers markets.

And you never had parents, I guess. Never had parents, I've been teaching everything to myself. God, that breaks my heart. Nah, it's okay, I'm the king, self-proclaimed. But really, you're not the king of the flea markets. You're just a poor filthy orphan Goddamnit Please you ever buy things off other people, you know things to sell later on but buying do you mean trading? Absolutely, cuz I've got a ring for you. Take a look at this. Holy guacamole. That's a knickknack. That's a big old rock

That's right. Thank you, Scott Well, where'd you get this ring? This is your husband's ring? Oh, I know what they're calling me out there Scott the minivan killer Why cuz I ran him over with a minivan was it a previa? It was it was a previa you reminded me it's a great card. I'll never flip over. Where'd you get the Previa? I traded for it. I traded a bunch of globes for it It was a good good trade that's when I was in my prime when I was 21 What can you get for this ring for me? Oh, I got all kinds of bottles. I got one bowling pin. I got silverware.

I got your face is not interested in any of this. No, no, no. Not all that. I want something more special, something important. Come on. I got a photo album. They're all very old. All these people are dead.

Sold. Yes. It's perfect, Scott. You take a look at this. So you get this photo album. That's right. All these people are dead. This is-

They're not- the photos aren't the dead people. This is from 2023. Well, you gotta assume these people are dead. Why? Because it's two years later. Yeah, but what, did they all- everyone in here die in a car accident or something? Why would, why would you have this photo album? They were all killed by the van killer.

Oh no. Recognize any of them? What? I think all your victims? You killed all these people? Well, come on now. I didn't kill all of them. Just some of them.

And you took fools? The ones that were husbands. You took fools of your victims? That's right. This is your photo album? That's right. This is your photo album? That's right. I took a couple of photos. What's the big old deal?

Come on, we've all got iPhones now. Yeah, I went to CVS and got them printed out. Sure. You taking photos, the excuse of we all have iPhones now, doesn't make it better. Yeah, it took a couple of weeks for them to print them. And sure, then I had to go find a photo But booth photo photo book printing play which was very tough and it's go to Target Yeah, then I went ahead and put it all in and I glued him in sure

Sure, but what's the big old deal? You got a problem with that? I do ever I mean mainly with the killing the photo of it just you know I mean, it's kind of gauche Scott why why do women have husbands if not to kill them? You know what I'm talking about? Amen. I don't even, Karen? Karen, you ever killed a husband? Not yet.

But maybe I did. You're a relative newlywed though. You silly little badge bunny. Yeah, there's time. There is time. Go ahead, press space button. No, no. I'm glad I got at least one deal down.

The king is back on top. You're the king. That's why we call you the king. I'm the king, baby. I'm the king. And you got this ring. I mean, that's an expensive, it looks like a wedding ring. I could get another preview for this.

That's a mermaid cut, that one. Ooh, is it from a dead guy? That's right. And it's going to get me a pretty penny at the flea markets. Wow. Well, congratulations. this is incredible. Thank you. We haven't found your parents, but hopefully-

Were you listening to that? Yes. Oh my God. I'm looking for my parents. I can't believe you were listening to that. Yeah, yeah. No, hopefully your parents are listening and hopefully they'll hear this

and next time you come back, we may have a happy ending here for you. Please, I would love to come back. I would love to have you know, hopefully they'll hear this and next time you come back, we may have a happy ending here for you. Please, I would love to come back. I would love to have you back, but you know what, we are running out of time. Unfortunately, the only feature that we have time for right now is just a little something called plugs. You got a new show Time to plug the bag so we know First we take the stage Then we plug the bag Oh, nice. That was Take the Stage and Plug the Bag by Charles Whitmore. Thanks to Charles Whitmore.

If you have a plugs theme, head over to CBBworld.com slash plugs and upload it and you can be famous for a week and Charles Whitmore, you are famous. Enjoy this week. This is the week of Life of Chuck. So great week to be famous. Enjoy this week. This is the week of Life of Chuck. So great week to be famous. So, but speaking of Life of Chuck, Karen, what do you want to plug here? Oh, like projects?

Yeah, projects. Yeah, this is the plug bag. You can plug anything you like. Projects, you can plug loved ones. You can plug happenings. Go ahead and plug your husband. Come on now. Yeah.

Shall I plug my husband? Yeah, go ahead. That would be great. Okay. How do you plug things?, come on now. Yeah. Shall I plug my husband? Yeah, go ahead. That would be great. Okay. How do you plug things? You just sort of describe them. I guess I've never really thought about this. This is an existential question.

Yeah, like- Much like the ones in Life of Chuck. That's true. How does one plug things? I don't know. Like, I mean, it's promoting, really. Yeah, exactly. But like, okay, my husband's a nice man.

I'm glad I married him. You can say like, my husband is out there seven days a week. Yeah, he's out there seven days a week, working hard, working his fingers to the bone. And being your husband. Yeah, just, you know, directing a film. He's away.

Is he really? He's away directing a film. What is he directing? We can plug that. Oh, okay. It doesn't have a title yet, but it is filming. Okay. So I think it's called the pizza movie right now.

The pizza movie. This is a code for it or will it be something like the pizza movie? It's to do with pizza. Oh, is there like a real existing pizza movie? No, no, I just mean, I just mean sometimes you call a movie a different word. Oh yes, like chips and it's nothing, like it's Thor. Well, chips was a movie, but.

Oh, okay, well Thor was code name was chips when I was in that. Chips like the California highway patrols? Like the fries. Oh, I see. Chips. Chips. Spelled the same way other than, I guess, Chips, the California Highway Patrols is spelled

capital C, capital H, lowercase I, capital P, lowercase S. Interesting. Anyway, look it up, Dak Shepard movie. He directed it. Oh, I remember this movie. And Guardians of the Galaxy volume three was called Pop-Tart. Oh really? My movie was called Pineapple.

Pineapple? Yeah. That's fun. Yeah, it was fun. And then we figured out no one cared. No. No. No.

No. But so that movie, the pizza movie is just gonna be out. On Hulu at some point. On Hulu, fantastic. And then Life of Chuck obviously comes out this Friday in wide release. What else do we have going? Traders season five?

Traders. Maybe. Maybe, maybe, yeah. I mean, I would like to. Okay, let's put that out into the universe. Okay, I'll go on Traders. And what else is happening? Probably make another Jumanji film.

Yeah. Ruby Roundhouse is who I'm playing. I even forgot the first name that time. Jesus. So that'll be out next Christmas. That's fantastic. And then were you announced as one of the Avengers in the upcoming Avengers?

Or do you even know, like, what happens on that? Do they call you up one day and go like, hey, get your head over to Atlanta and we'll just wear whatever you want and we'll CGI your body? Oh, no, I do four hours of makeup when I play that role. Do you really? Yeah. But you don't have to anymore. Well...

With the CGI, they could just, they erase everything. They can. But do they? No. But there is an argument for doing it practically. Yeah. You know, it still looks slightly artificial. Yes. With CGI.

That's right. So, so, so when do you go back and do the next Avengers movies? I don't know that I am. I am. You sneak? I want to break some news on this show. It's been so long since we broke news. Okay.

God, the days where they played clips of the show on the Today Show when Zach Alphanac has complained about a certain Hollywood A-lister. Who? I long for, oh, I don't want to say. First and last name. Go on, Scott, say it. Come on. I long for those days again.

Who is it, Scott? Well, you've got to say something controversial then. That's right, yeah. Come on, Scott, say something that'll on. I long for those days again. Oh, it's Scott. Well, you've got to say something controversial then. That's right, yeah. Come on, Scott, say something that'll get you in the news. Let's go. Um, are you gonna be in any of the Spider-Man movies? Any of the Sony Spider-Man movies? No?

No? I don't know. Grass-painted straws here, we need to make news. Okay, yes I am. Okay, good. Yep. And are you playing, like like Madame Webb's sister or? Yeah, okay.

Like Lady Webb. Lady Webb, I'm playing Lady Webb. What are her powers? She can see the future, right? Madame Webb, yeah. Madame Webb, that elegant lady. She could see possible futures, I think. And nurse Coca-Cola for longer than anyone in the planet.

Have you seen that? Yes, and then the entire, I believe, climax of the movie is set next to a Coca-Cola sign, I think. What are these Coca-Cola images all about? What does it symbolize? I wonder. What could this be about? What was this filmmaker's choice?

I don't know. I mean, it was a brave, audacious choice from a filmmaker. So, Life of Chuck though, that's the most important thing. That'll be in theaters this Friday. Yes. And you do great work in it. And let's move on to Kitty St. Beauregard.

What do you want to plug? Oh, Scott, what do I want to plug? Is that what you asked? Yeah. Is that what you want me to do? Go ahead and plug something important. Sure. Well, I don't know. I guess I should plug my husband after all. You know what they're calling me out there, Scott? The... well, no, I don't.

They're calling me the J. Crew Killer. J. Crew Killer? That's right. Because he was wearing J. Crew when he died. Dressed head to toe in J. Crew. Head to toe? J. Crew. Head to toe? Head to toe. Like a hat and shoes? Did J. Crew make shoes?

They make shoes sometimes for women, yes. So why was he wearing them? He was wearing a pair of flats. Ballet flats, Scott, when he died on that squatty potty wrapped in that ruggable rug. Fell on the rug. Fell on the rug. It rolled. Rolled into the minivan, toppled over.

I'd like to plug CBB World, Scott. You've heard of it, haven't you? Yeah, I run it. Well, you listen to it in your little ears or whatever? Not really. I'm usually making the shows. I like a couple of shows on there. Which ones?

This will change my life going deep. Hey Randy, ever heard of it? I've heard of all of those, yeah. What about the other? They're pretty good. What about Scott Hasn't Seen, you like that one? Okay. I see what you're trying to do, you're trying to break me down.

And what would happen? It's not gonna happen, not no way, no how. And do you wanna plug anything like Deliboyz or? Oh, sure, plug Deliboyz. The Righteous Gemstones. And do you want to plug anything like deli boys or oh sure like deli boys Righteous gemstones What else what else not not much else? All right Harley booth kid what you want to plug? Oh, I got lots of plugs. I'm gonna be plugging different farmers markets in the next few days

I'm gonna be at the grocery store farmers market. I'm gonna be at the Targers farmer market. I'm gonna be at the gas station farmers market. These are just places you're going? Yep. Yep. And they're gonna be good farmers markets to go to. Also, I do want to plug there's a great farmers theater farmers market called the Groundlings Theaters farmers market. And there's a show going on there called glow in the Dark Groundlings. It's a great farmers market, lots of trades. You're gonna laugh. You're trading laughs for laughs and then it's a good time. So you're trading money for show and then trading laughs for laughs? Yeah, that's how it does it. That's flea market. So like is it guaranteed if you go and laugh, the performers will laugh as many times as anyone in

the audience laughs? Absolutely. That's what makes it such a great show by the end. You're all just laughing and it's not even a show. I would enjoy a show like that. Yeah. You just forget why you're there. It's great. Great. Well, I want to plug, look, you know, Kitty St. Beauregard said it. Head over to CBB World. It's great over there. You can get every single episode of this show ad-free. The entire archive, as well as every live episode we've ever done,

as well as new shows like the aforementioned Hey Randy, and this book will change or save your life. I don't even know what it is, to be honest with you, Scott. And off book, what is the one you do? Going deep? Going deep, yeah. Off book, my God. He's getting white women confused again.

It's easy to do. And Scott hasn't seen my show where I review movies that I haven't seen yet. And we have the College Town, the Neighborhood Listen, so many great shows over there. All right, let's close up the old plug bag. Open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, All right, that was Rosie on the Trucks by Heaven's Jam Band. A lot of expensive samples in that, but we're willing to pay for them. You know how hard it is to have a perfectly placed fart sound, Scott? That was perfectly placed. No notes on that.

That was perfectly placed. Thanks to them. Thanks so much to Heaven's Jam Band for that. And I want to thank our guests. Karen, so wonderful to have you on the show for the first time. Thank you so much for having me. And good luck with all of your projects going forward. And with this one in particular,

and I want to see the pizza movie. This sounds intriguing. It's going to be on Hulu. Yeah, I mean, I'm not in it, but- Why aren't you in it? Because your husband's directing it. Good question. What's going on with that?

Well, it's set in college. I'm a wee bit old. I don't think I'm passing for college now. I couldn't even get it out of my mouth. No, you tried. I appreciate it. Sounding like a liar. I tried.

I tried, I attempted to. I said the first couple of words. I appreciate the impulse you had. I think he should have put you in it. I don't care how old you look, he should have put you in there. Why couldn't you be a teacher? Come on now, we could.

Yeah, actually. Or maybe like, what's it, RA? Yeah, Resident Advisor. Yeah, I keep hearing that, and I don't know what that is, but it sounds like it could be older. That's like a weird old person who hangs around with the college kids. Who answers all the questions for the young ones. I could do that.

That's me. What did you say, Harley? I said, that's you. The weird old person that hangs her head. I'm 23. Do you know we're listening to you right now? What? Oh, God.

Is that what this is? Yeah, this is a podcast. Well, thank you, Harley. Great to meet you. You're welcome. And Kitty St. Beauregard, I wanna thank you. Of course you do, Scott. I knew you were gonna thank me the moment I walked in here. Well, yeah, it's polite to thank a podcast guest.

Go on. Say something else nice about me, why don't ya? I mean, for all of your faults, you seem to be a mass murderer who takes pictures of your victims. That's right. You've been an entertaining guest. Oh, that's sweet. Hey, why don't you pour some of this Powerade into a bowl and we can both slurp it up like little kiddies together. Just this syrup that you've made out of this Powerade?

That's right, I boiled it down. Come on now, you know you want a sip. I really don't want to get on the floor. Okay, I guess. Get on the floor, come on. All right, you want us to just lick this up like little kiddies? And then I want you to go use that litter box over there.

They call me the litter box killer, Scott. Okay. I feel like you're going to kill me if I get into my litter box. Oh, come on. Now I wouldn't kill someone like you unless you were married to me. Do you want to get married? Sure. I do, Scott.

Karen, are you a universal life church minister by any chance? I actually am. Do you mind marrying us here? Okay, but are you sure you're gonna be okay? Cause all of her ex-husbands are dead. I promise I won't do a thing, Scott. She promises Karen. Okay, then let's do it. You know I love her.

Does this mean I have to give the ring back? That's right, give it back now. Oh. Perfect. All right, I now pronounce you husband and wife. Is that all it is? Wow! It's so easy!

Come on now Scott, come for a little kiss. Mmm, here we go. Oh, gosh. That's enough. It's real. He got too close. That was hot. Was it?

That was, I mean for me that was super hot. That was fine. It was just fine. And they lived happily ever after, right? Sure, Scott. Sure they did. Ah! Bye!