Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - May The Labubu Be With You (Mike Mitchell, Sean Diston, Patty Guggenheim)

Episode Date: July 28, 2025

This week Mike “Mitch” Mitchell joins Scott to discuss his time on “The Simpsons”, constantly embarrassing himself, and the new season of “Twisted Metal”. Then, spiritual advisor Yoda stops by to break off a ‘sclusie about the next “Star Wars” movie. Finally, energy reader Deb drops in to talk about how the economy has impacted her business. Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/cbb 

Red Sky at Morning, sailors warning. Red sky at night. And you might just be dealing with a permanently red sky. Thank you very much to A.A. Rizzle Dick Drizzle for that catchphrase submission. Oy bae. Thanks so much and welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another week. My name is Scott Aukerman and we have an exceptional show coming up a little later. We have a spiritual advisor and we also have an energy reader. So, very holistic show today,

for lack of a better word. Although I'm sure better words exist for it, but for lack of me not knowing a better word in the moment. Don't look at me. Don't look at you the entire show, is that okay? Let's do this back to back. I've never done an episode back to back with someone. That would be perfect, thank you. I would love to do that. First, before we get to them, let's get to our guest of honor. Wow. He is making his, I'm gonna have a second appearance

on the show, I don't know. Second, well I have. You though. Me as me, yes. Yes. This is a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, He is making his, I'm gonna have a second appearance on the show, I don't know.

Second, well I have. You though. Me as me, yes. This is my second appearance. You're joining the exclusive two timers club. I can't believe it. First time here was for the pandemic classic, The Tomorrow War, as myself.

I remember that, that was a huge deal, you got cast in it. Yes. And it was gonna, it was going to be life changing for you. Yes. And then did anyone watch it? Who knows? The fun thing of a pandemic movie. No one knows. I wanted to. Yeah. I really did. Is it worth even going back to it at this point? I think that tomorrow war is more fun than people. I wish it was on a big screen. Would it have been a box office failure on the big screen? I don't know.

That's the thing, we don't know. It was a great concept and I wanted to see you in it and then it just, pandemic got me too down. You know what I mean? I mean, that was the issue I think a lot of, people didn't wanna see an alien invasion movie during the pandemic. I know, we're too busy coughing and wheezing.

But now you're back because- I'm back, baby. Season two of a little show called Twisted Metal is coming out. That's right. The first three episodes are coming out on Peacock this Thursday. This Thursday, many hunks to you all. That's right, many hunks to everyone. I don't know what that means.

I guess that's a horn because the show's about cars. Is that what it is? Yeah, that's where my brain was. Okay, many hunks to everyone. I don't know what that means. I guess that's a horn because the show's about cars. Is that what it is? Yeah, that's where my brain was. Okay, many honks to you and many honks to him. Please welcome back Mike Mitch Mitchell. Thank you for having me here on a very holistic show I've heard. It is, there's no other way to describe it

as far as I'm concerned, but Mitch, it's great to have you back joining the exclusive Two Timers Club. It's great to be here. And Twisted Metal, first let's go backwards in your career. We started in media res. Wait, oh sorry. We went too far back.

Let's go even further back. Oh no, it's C-Sperm. No, you, many people know you of course, as one of the sketch members of Seminole sketch group, the birthday boys. Yes. Good thing I don't know what Seminole means, cause I don't know if that's an insult or what the deal is.

I don't know, I can't quite tell. Just like holistic, I'm baffled. But you were a member of the birthday boys, which had approximately 28 white men in the cast. A show that would surely be made in today's. Now what was the audition process? Was it like you saw a person of color and said, no, no, no, no.

No. No. No. No. Or was it just like you and your friends basically started a sketch group? Let me say this. The seventh member that was almost another member

that was also a white guy. But the birthday boys was... On your very radio show. That's right. Back when you were on radio. With Marc Marone, who's ending his tenure on WTF. When you see the podcasters retiring, I don't know what you're gonna think about that. I know. Do you want to make a lateral move and instead of being the cohost of Doughboys, you could be the sole host of WTF? With, wow, WTF with Mike Mitchell? Yeah.

It's a double M. That's the only requirement, double M name. Welcome back, Mr. Obama. Now, first things first, you'd never get into the birthday boys. That is something by the way also, Mitch is the cohost of the Doughboys podcast. That's right.

A podcast I've been happy to be on for a good three times. We gotta have you back. You just told me a great idea for a return visit. I'm gonna be coming back. Last time I was on, I came in at the tail end of a huge fight between you and the other co-host. And that episode was released, the one I was on, but.

That was as bad as it got between my co-host and I. It was very, I forgot that you were. And I tried to sort of broker the disagreement between you a little bit on the air. You were much needed. Well, first of all, Eva Anderson was the guest right before you. Yes. And we never released that episode. Yes. I saw her. I was parking and she was coming out and she gave me a look of like,

ooh boy. And I wondered what was good because, you know, Eva, another writer on the comedy Bang Bang television show, we've known each other for a while and usually she would stop to chat, but she was in a hurry to get out of there. She was, and also a person who was very loving and was trying her hardest to make us, and when you came in, we had cooled down

over the course of about two hours. Yes, I came in during the cool down, but then we did the episode and it came up on the episode. And I tried to, I don't know, give you some perspective, but as little as I have. Here's the thing, you doing your show, being the maverick, the solo host, that's the way to do it.

That's what you should do. I honestly think that Niger, Niger? Oh no, never getting to the birthday boys. Oh boy. Is that his nickname? Should it be? I mean it's N. Weiger. It's like a Brangelina, right?

I'll never attempt to say it, but I believe so. Oh dear. Nick Weiger, he's the weak link, isn't he? I'll never attempt to say it, but I believe so. Oh dear. Nick Weiger, he's the weak link, isn't he? Oh yeah, 100%. Of a weak chain. But...

As you know, a writer on your show. That's right, yeah, for many a season. A true genius. Hmm. Well, it's coming for me. Well, he wrote probably the most favorite sketch of anyone on that show. He wrote the man-crave. Man-crave, man-gave?

God, why can't I talk to him? The man-cave episode. Oh yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Everyone constantly re-shares every year. He's, I mean, I would say both of us difficult people, maybe in our own ways. I don't know when, like when he was writing at your show, was he like playing solitaire?

Was he doing like 30 different tasks at the same time? Yeah, I don't know if he ever even spoke. Yeah, that's a possibility. Honestly, yeah. Someone had to tell me he was a writer later. I don't know. But I don't know. I mean, yeah, I mean, you're probably, everyone's

a difficult person though. Yeah. I mean, I love the guy and that was the, that was the, that was the, the nadir. Yeah. The nadir. Thank you. That got me nervous too for whatever reason. I know. America's become too woke. We can't say anything these days. Not even French words. Was that a French word? We're both difficult guys. I think people want us to retire like Marin basically. I think they want us to be. No, people love the Doughboys.

10 years, are you 15 years? 16 at this point. 16 years, yeah. What do you think? What's the off ramp? Oh yeah, what's the off? I'm just trying to grind it out till 20. I don't give a shit anymore. I'm having Mike Mitchell on the show.

He's in the two timers club. You didn't have to put all this in the email by the way. Oh yeah, that's right. I don't give a shit. I'm having you on the show again. But the things are going, we've since that episode, here's the crazy thing because I feel like you were just on, that was 100 show again. But the things are going, we've, we've since that episode, here's the crazy thing, because I feel like you were just on,

that was 100 episodes again. We just, that was two years, it was two years, I would imagine. Two years ago. So we, we, we, we just did our 500th episode. We went on tour. Nick doesn't like to tour. He doesn't like to travel, which I get, like, that's not a family. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. His wife. Yeah. Feels disingenuous to say family when it's just a family. He has, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, his wife. Yeah, his wife. Yeah, feels disingenuous to say family when it's just a wife. He has three video game consoles, I mean,

that's close enough. When I say family, I mean a wife and another podcast that he probably prefers. He does, he very much prefers it over Doughboys. But we've been on a good streak as of late. That's good, you know, sometimes something like that can bring people closer together. I think so, yeah. I mean, like, still I wanted to kill him, you know. That's good. You know, sometimes something like that can bring people closer together. I think so, yeah.

I mean, like, still I wanted to kill them, you know. That's okay. I think people can get into arguments, and it's sometimes better than just letting a grudge just fester. Fester. I knew that one. From the Addams family. Yes, that's how I know most of my words.

It? The other words. He's a great man and I don't know if he wants to be in show business, but he's very funny. And that's what I always say to him. Do you think he should come on this show and defend himself or talk shit about you? I don't even consider this talking shit. This is not talking shit. I think he would agree with me on a lot of this stuff.

I think he does. I don't think he wants to do, I think he was very much questioning whether he wanted to do show business. And I said to him like, you got, there's nothing else you got going on. Kinda. Do you remember when you guys, the birthday boys taped your pilot

in front of a live audience and he did the warmup? And I didn't even know it was him. I knew it was someone doing a fake thing, but he did a fake warmup guy and had to do then, he had planned on doing like a half hour and it turned into four or something. Yes, I believe it was, I mean, there was a lot of Bob breaking things down, moments in between all of that stuff,

and it ended up being about four hours long. And I gotta say, he knocked it out of the park. He's so funny. He was so funny. Yeah, funny guy, good podcast. Have him in here, have him talk shit about me. He'd love to. I would, yeah, he should do a response show.

Yeah, I would love that. Yeah. And Doughboys, of course, can be found wherever podcasts, wherever you get your podcasts. Wherever you get your podcasts, yeah. That's right. And, but we're here to talk about twisted- Something a little more twisted.

Something a tad more twisted, maybe 9% more twisted. Twisted Metal is back, baby. This is the television show that's been sweeping the nation. It's out on Peacock, the first season, entirely out on Peacock, and now the second season, the first three episodes coming out this Thursday. Take me through twisted metal like I'm some dumb fucking idiot

who doesn't know shit about dick. All right, I can do this, I can do this. The PlayStation 1 video game console. I'm out. I'm out. Who am I, Nick Weiger? There was a game, which I have, I just on Doughboys recently said that it's aged, it kind of sucks to play now. Is that mean to say? Is it because the, it's hard to play, difficult to play because of how rudimentary it is?

Yeah, it's just, it's aged, you know, it's aged poorly, I guess in time, but not like the story and all that stuff is very fun. It's just that- America's so woke now. Yeah, that's the issue. You would never have half these characters anymore, but it was like a bunch of crazy characters in a battle royale, like kind of racer game

where you would shoot missiles at each other and stuff like that. So you would race cars while shooting at people. Yes. I didn't have a I wasn't a PlayStation kid. I was a Nintendo kid. So I didn't I didn't play but my friends had it and I saw it and everyone knew it because of the clown sweet tooth, which is the you know, there's a character who's a clown. Yes, and his name is well his name is What's his name something I'm looking at our producer to figure out what the fuck his name Kane something Kane Marcus Kane I don't know, what's his name, something? I'm looking at our producer to figure out what the fuck his name is. It's shaking his head at me. Let me, uh, uh. Kane, something Kane, Marcus Kane?

Needles Kane. I don't know. I'm gonna have some, the- I'm looking at the Wikipedia on this, I can't find any information about it. The Twisted Metal subreddit's gonna be so mad at me, which is the same 12 guys. Do you think it's important as an actor

to know the names of the other characters in a scene, or you could probably just, like unless you have to call one of them the same 12 guys. Do you think it's important as an actor to know the names of the other characters in a scene or you could probably just, like unless you have to call one of them the name, who gives a shit? Like just take that out of your brain space. Who needs to know the names of the other people in the show? They try to have me overlap with the least amount of actors possible.

So. A lot of monologues behind the wheel. But that's the thing in Twisted Metal, you guys are driving cars. Cars only fit four people, maybe five at a time. So it's like, normally you're just driving it by yourself. Like you're going down to the 7-Eleven to get, I don't know, a Big Gulp of eggs.

What do you got at the 7-Eleven? Big Gulp of eggs, always. That's my, I've been into one of those things. I missed 7-Eleven. Probably a decade. You haven't been into a, 7-? I missed seven 11. Probably a decade. You haven't been into a seven 11? Seven 11 is maybe my favorite grocery store. Um.

I went to one in Tokyo actually. That's. And they're very nice. Or in Thailand actually. In Thailand and it's like where people mainly shop. It's, I've heard that they are, in Japan the seven 11s are very nice. Yes, they are very nice.

It was a seven 11 day just recently where you can get a free Slurpee. And I missed nice. Yes, they are very nice. It was also, it was a 7-Eleven day just recently where you can get a free Slurpee and I missed it. And it was, I- Wanted to save that dollar 29. The embarrassing thing of a 40 something man walking in to get his free Slurpee. Free Slurpee please. So I skipped it this year.

I didn't do it this year. Oh, I'm so sorry. Yes, there's a lot of crazy characters and we're behind the wheel a lot, which leads to a lot of monologues as you're going. I was in- Who do you play? I play Stu of Mike and Stu fame,

which in season one, at the end of the season, you see Sweet Tooth come in and slash up my buddy Mike and then pull me off into the distance. Pull you off into the distance, like he masturbates you? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. What am I trying to say? He pulls me off of the distance, so, uh, but I am into the, just like he masturbates you. He pulls me off of the distance. It was very far shot. It was a weird fucking show, but I got to check it out. And we did that practically. No CGI.

I was begging for it. Um, um, but, uh, yes, I, I drove a lot with, uh, with, with sweet tooth stew because I'm, I'm so low. And you see now that there now that this is not a spoiler because in the trailers you've seen that Stu is still alive. So I- Okay. And Sweet Tooth Stu, what?

What are we talking about? Sweet Tooth is the clown. Sweet Tooth is the clown. Yes, and he is played by Samoa Joe, professional wrestler Samoa Joe. And his voice is Will Arnett though? His voice is Will Arnett, yes. Okay.

And uh... Shouldn't it be reversed? You know what? I think Will Arnett should be the body and Samoa Joe should be the voice. I agree. He's out there hawking credit cards. I will also, I'll say this. Will Arnett, iconic.

I love him. Love him. Iconic guy. Worked with him a couple of times. He's the best. Will Arnett, iconic. I love him. Love him, iconic guy. Worked with him a couple of times, he's the best. Our great credit card salesman has an iconic voice and does a great job. And then also, but it is that sort of thing

of when I was doing scenes with Joe, no one will scare me more than a professional, professional screaming in my face. I mean, Joe is a great actor. So he actually screams, he's not just supposed to mime everything? He's not only acting, he's acting phenomenally. He's great, he's so great.

It's just his voice then. I'm not in charge. Who do I gotta talk to about this? Maybe Will Arnett, I have no idea. Will, you're fired. Could I fire Will Arnett? I give you permission. Podcaster to podcaster, you're fired. Could I fire Will Arnett? I give you permission.

Podcaster to podcaster, you're fired. It's a podcast. Mount Podmore. Mount Podmore, you, and then all the smart little guys. Yep, and then you guys munching on burgers behind us. We're visiting. And so we also have, who else is in this? Oh, well, of course, Anthony Mackie is.

Anthony Mackie is in there. The Falcon slash Captain America himself. I did a great job with Anthony Mackie where we were talking about Thomas Hayden Church being in the first season. The Sandman. The Sandman, I swear to God. I'm sorry, Adam Sandler.

I was just thinking about Adam Sandler. I wanted to bring him up. You remembered that Happy Gilmore 2 is coming out. Yep, around the same time, I think. It is very close to, we're very upset about it. So he called me, I'll tell you two stories. He called me and I tried to talk him into doing Doughboys and he talked to me for a full hour.

This is Mackie? No, this is Thomas Hayden Church. You tried to talk Thomas Hayden Church, who's reticent to do any press or even roles. And he said yes to doing it. And then the strikes happened and he could not come out. And so Thomas Hayden Church was gonna do, and he talked to me, I was like,

oh, I'm just gonna call, it was my mom's anniversary, my dad's passed away, we're gonna go out to dinner. And I thought it would be a 15 minute call. He talked to me for like an hour and 20 minutes. And I love Thomas Hayden Church. He's so great. Sideways, everything else, wings. He was like, I gotta bring my daughter to college.

He's like saying all this stuff to me, it was great. And then at the end he said, hey, tell your mom the Sandman said happy anniversary. That's what he said at the end of the call, which was great. And then your mom was like, Adam Sandler wished me happy anniversary? This is incredible.

And I was like, no, Thomas Hancock, she went, aw. She was upset about it. But he's not in season two now. He was killed at the end of last season. Oh, I'm so sorry. Yes, I know, I was very upset. I truly love Thomas, he was great. But he, so I was saying to Mackie on set this year,

I was like, Thomas Hayden Church was so great, and I was like, you know, he should have won an Academy Award for Sideways. And I was like, who won it? And I looked it up and it was, what's his name from Million Dollar Baby? Clint Eastwood? No, no, from God, Morgan Freeman,

from Million Dollar Baby. You don't wanna say that around Anthony Mackie. Well, I was like, Thomas should have won, like Million Dollar Baby, that movie, and like Morgan Freeman should win for Million Dollar Things, a great actor, but I was like, Thomas Hayden should have won, like, no one cares about Million Dollar Baby. And I was like, have you ever worked with Clint

Eastwood? And he's like, yeah, and I was like, what movie? He's like, Million Dollar Baby. And I was like, fuck! And then he just was laughing at me. He did not, he did not, he did not care. He was very funny about stuff like that. Is that one of the most embarrassing things? I mean, I'm, as you know, I'm just- Up there with me calling Nick Nijer. I am, as you know, as you have known me now for many years, I just am constantly embarrassing myself. I was wondering if I've been, from our first Mark Maron visit, if I've become

any less nervous since you've our first Mark Maron visit, if I've become any less nervous since you've- Around Mark Maron? Around Mark Maron. So I guess I shouldn't be asking you this. Yeah, I don't know. The birthday was, came in and we were actually, we were, the gag was that we were like the airheads. Yes, you were taking-

Speaking of Sandman. This is like episode, this is when we were still- Was it on the radio? It was on the radio. So it must've been in the first 50 or so episodes. So I couldn't drop a single F-bomb, I'm guessing, at that point. Actually, it was internet only radio at the time. But they didn't want me to curse.

And then I believe a couple of comedians came in and immediately said the C word. And they were like, ah, they're famous, who cares? Dave Ferguson? Yeah. Yeah. So Sabojo was the guy who I was with a lot of the time, but a lot of very, very funny people on the show. Patty Guggenheim is on the show.

Lisa Gilroy. Stephanie Beatriz, I believe. Stephanie Beatriz, oh my God. Who has a number one single, I believe. She's the, she's the, with what? With the family matrigal or? The Bruno thing. Oh, we don't talk about Bruno as well.

Yeah, we never talk about Bruno anymore. That. What's wrong with us? I just watched Encanto the other day cause I hadn't seen it. Weird brand, but go ahead. I hadn't seen it and Stephanie came in and recorded Doughboys.

So I was like, I'm gonna watch this before she comes in to record Doughboys cause she's been very mad at me for not watching. For not seeing it? For not seeing the movie. And I, by the time. Has she tried to track down every single person who hasn't watched the movie?

That's her mission. Because everyone's seen it. That's her mission. There's only a few of us left. But by the time the show started, I had a half hour left, so I didn't finish the movie. She was mad at me again. Sounds a lot like me with season one and two

of Twisted Metal. Of course, which comes out this Thursday, season two. The first. And Tomorrow War, we're gonna get you on the, we're gonna get you streaming, Scott. I gotta watch all of your stuff. I've watched Love, of course, you were very funny,

on the Paul Russ Netflix show, Love. Yeah, great job, David. And along with Claudia. Yes, the best. And Gillian, Gillie. And Twisted Metal, though, it's coming out now and it's basically like post-apocalyptic future. Yes.

It'd be weird to be a pre-apocalyptic future, right? Yeah, I guess it would be. Or just like the last thing you see is just a nuclear bomb going off. On the last episode? And everyone dies. Like we don't know, The Simpsons might be a pre-apocalyptic future.

They've been building that for 20, 30 years? And a bomb goes off and we all die. I worked over there. I should have gotten into some of the hidden plans. That's right. You worked at The Simpsons. You ran lunches, right? Yes, I ran a very important job, mind you. Yeah, to The Simpsons office, incredibly important. Very, very important. But that is the thing. I mean, like, I was talking about this recently, I was like, I was an assistant to the writers over at The Simpsons

and the person I was talking to was correcting me, he was like, so that's very different from a writer's assistant. So I was like, yes, I got like 100 yogurts every week and that was the end of my job. I like, that was it. But I did, I highlighted scripts and I dealt- For what?

For The Simpsons, for the voice actors. Oh, I see, so like Dan Kessel and Etta comes and you highlight all of his lines. I was highlighting all of his lines, yes. Word search doe. Actually, annoyed grunt is what it is in the script. Is it really? It is, it's annoyed grunt in the script.

And then I still- Why do they just write doe? Why are they standing on ceremony at this point? Just write doe into the fucking script. They should write doe into the script at this point. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They did write Doe into the scripts

because Nick Weigler and I were in an episode of The Simpsons. That's right. The Doe boys. The Doe boys were in there. Were right there. Yeah. And it's always fascinating to me that shows like that will make fun of a show like mine,

but not ask me to do it. Nick Kroll has this show, what was it? What's his show called? The animated show he has? The crazy teen show. Crazy Teens. Big Mouth. Big Mouth.

No one, no one, yes, Big Mouth. He fucking draws me in it and then doesn't let me do the voice. What is going on with this guy? He's gotta get you in there, and the show is over, I believe. The show's over now. Can they do one bonus segment?

He should have drawn David Caruso in it and then have me do the voice. Does Caruso do you? No, no. He swears that, because it's a drawing of me and Paul F. Tompkins, and he swears it's supposed to be a drawing of David Caruso and Dennis Franz, I think.

What is going on in Hollywood with all this voice replacement? What is happening in Hollywood these days? I think. Anyway. What is going on in Hollywood with all this voice replacement? What is happening in Hollywood these days? I have no idea. You're the perfect person to talk to about this because Twisted Metal comes out this Thursday. Yes. And anything you want to tell the fans

about what you're up to in this season? It's bigger this year. Not me. Well, me too, actually. I did get, size-wise, I did get a little bit bigger. We have Jason Manzoukas, we have Chloe Fineman. Both gone season two, not in season two actually. I did get, size wise I did get a little bit bigger. We have Jason Manzoukas, we have Chloe Feynman. Both gone season two, not in season two. Oops.

Spoiler alert, gone. They were in season one and they were very funny. But this year it's bigger, the action is crazier. We got a lot of funny people coming in this season. Like I said, Lisa Gilroy, Patty Guggenheim, who else? Anthony Carrigan. Lisa Gilroy, Patty Guggenheim, who else? Oh, John O'Wilson. Anthony Carrigan. John O'Wilson, Anthony Carrigan. I mean. Metamorpho himself.

I mean, Metamorpho himself is there. Wow. And he's great as Calypso. John O'Wilson is in there. It's a blast. Incredible. Tyler Johnson, I know everybody. Andre Kim, I should just list them all off.

Yeah, really. We gotta check out this show. Richard the Clerk, want me to keep going? Mike Shaw. Not in the slightest. Okay, right, yeah. But the season two comes out this Thursday. Three episodes that day, then two episodes the following Thursday, two episodes the Thursday

after that, two episodes the Thursday after that, and then finally finishing it out with three episodes the Thursday after that. So people can, I mean, this is like a five week commitment. Yes, you're saying that like it sounds like too much. I mean, if someone were to come up to you and say like, hey, would you want to watch my TV show over the next five weeks? It sounds too much.

How's this? They can patiently wait five weeks and watch it all at once too if they want to. I think they should keep everyone in suspense about TV shows where like one comes out and then you never know if there's gonna be another one. Like I Love Lucy, first episode comes out and you're like, that rules.

So Peacock is making announcement like Twisted Metal has been renewed for the second episode. For the second episode, yeah. I think that's fun, I would like it. That'd be cool if like they did shows one episode at a time over decades instead of like, you guys have 12 in one year and then another 12 next year.

Way too much. Way too much. One episode over 120 years. I love this idea. And Twisted Metal's perfect for it. I just want to give a shout out to some, I mean, Joe and I. Are we giving shout outs on this show now?

We are? Yeah. All right, yeah, go ahead and give your shout out. I loved working with Joe and also he manhandles me. Who the fuck is Joe? Samoa Joe. Oh, okay. Who, he, I've said this, but as a big guy,

it's so nice to be like, it made me feel like a little boy again. That he could like- That is nice. Did he ever pick you up and hold you in his arms? Occasionally, yes. I mean, he is that strong that he can do it. And he would just whip me around. I was like, well, I haven't felt this way in forever.

He whipped you around at the end of this season? He whips me around all through the season. And we also both get hurt because there's a lot of action. So everyone kind of gets hurt at some point during the season. This is fantastic. I gotta check out this show. You gotta check out the show. Also, I drove in a mail truck for most of the summer

that has no air conditioning. You didn't request a female truck? I sure don't. It's the birthday boy's way. Like I do with my masseuses. In any case, Twisted Metal, enough with the jokes, Twisted Metal comes out this Thursday and we all want to be watching it. Peacock, of course, where you get Traders and Deal or No Deal Island.

They have non-reality shows too and this is one of them. Who would have thought bringing the briefcases to the island would have made such a huge difference? That's the secret! Bring everything to the island. Bring Twisted Metal to an island. I would love that. Twisted Metal island.

I'm going to an island soon. I'm going to Hawaii for the first time. I've never been. Really? Yeah, yeah. Have you been? Yeah. Maybe only 20 times.

Really? Oh, that's right. Yes, I knew that you went. I'm excited to go. Okay, well, if you see Mitch in Hawaii, give him a nice... An aloha. An aloha, yeah. Yes, please.

You won't know whether you're saying hello or goodbye. Which is fine with me. But you're hoping it's goodbye. I'm hoping it's goodbye. All right, Twisted Metal comes out this Thursday. We have to take a break. When we come back, we have a spiritual advisor. We also have an energy reader.

Mitch, I'm so glad you're on the show today. Sounds very holistic, yeah. You can stick around, right? Of course. All right, fantastic. We're gonna take a break. We'll be right back with more Mitch, more Comedy Bang Bang. So I'm very holistic, yeah. You can stick around, right? Of course. All right, fantastic. We're gonna take a break. We'll be right back with more Mitch, more Comedy Bang Bang.

We'll be right back after this. Bye. Bye. Yeah. Comedy Bang Bang, we're back. Mike, Mitch, Mitchell is here. That's right. Of course, Twisted Metal fame.

You get recognized on the street from Twisted Metal. Is it a different audience than would watch the Birthday Boys? Meaning an audience? There is an audience for this show, which is nice to have a show that has, you know, like you're guessing whether anyone saw it ever. Yeah, you know, I've been approaching a lot of people

have thought that I played the clown. They thought that, yes. Wait, they recognize you from Twisted Metal, but they think you're the clown. They were like, you played the clown. They thought that, yes. Wait, they recognize you from Twisted Metal, but they think you're the clown. They were like, you played the clown? And I was like, no. Also, he's a wrestler, he's like a professional athlete, he's in good shape,

but they thought I played the shirtless guy with this. Look, there's a lot of weirdos out there. There certainly are. None of them actually try to assassinate you, because I would miss you. Why are you putting that into the world? Just saying, that's what weirdos do. I don't want to be assassinated, I'm actually, whatever.

In any case. Do you think that would help my legacy in Hollywood if I got assassinated? Would it cement your legacy? No, I think people would still just, 20 years later, just forget. They should not really know? Yeah, I mean, yeah, I don't know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I think that it would make me Hollywood, like, I think that is the only way I could be a Hollywood legend. So you know what, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I think that it would make me Hollywood. Like, I think that is the only way I could be a Hollywood legend. So you know what? I'm open to any assassination attempts that people have. You'd rather be a Hollywood legend than still be alive? I mean, come on.

With your loved ones? Yeah, I mean, they're all right. They're okay. My cats and my mom and sister. Quincy, Massachusetts. Yeah, I would miss them. So don't, on the other hand, yeah, don't. Don't come at Mitch if you see him on the street

other than to say aloha. Thank you. That's right. All right, well, we need to get to our next guest. He is a spiritual advisor. Please welcome for the first time on the show, Yoda. Ooh. Hi, Yoda.

Young Ackerman. Again, hello. Again, Yoda. Young Ackerman. Again, hello. Again, hello. I mean, you didn't say hello more than just that time. Good to see you, I am. Yoda, so good to see you. I'm pretty sure I recognize you from the movies, the Star Wars movies.

Have you seen these movies, the Star Wars movies. Have you seen these movies, the wars up in the stars? Not only have I seen them, I enjoy them quite a bit, except for the new ones. Disney Star Wars. The Disney Star Wars, I'm not, I don't, I don't. You enjoy Disney Star Wars? I'm not like the biggest Disney Star Wars thing.

I mean, I don't want to tell you that, I would never say this to someone's face. I think you've done great work in all the movies. Yoda's not in those though, so he doesn't care, right? He does appear. I am in the new Disney Star Wars, Scott. Where were you in these Disney Star Wars? Well, of course I show up in the Last Jedi, Scott.

Doing what? I don't remember. I show up and I light the tree on fire and I say, hmm, young Skywalker, hmm. Do you do it with a laser or something or what? No, I kind of like meditate for a second and then lightning comes from the sky. And I say, young Skywalker, always looking to the horizon. Never here, now.

Okay, so you're in The Last Jedi. I apologize, I'm not necessarily- I believe I appear in Rise of Skywalker as well. Even when you were saying that that's what you do in Last Jedi, it sounded like you didn't even like it that much, honestly. I think it's good. Oh, you do? Okay.

Best Yoda it is. No, no, it's not. You, uh... We are what we grow beyond. That is the burden of all masters. Remember that? That's from the movie. Not really.

From The Last Jedi it is. These are not iconic lines. Iconic it is. Young Archimedes. of all masters. Remember that? That's from the movie. Not really. From The Last Jedi, it is. These are not iconic lines. Iconic it is, young Archimedes. Like try or do or do not, there is no try.

Like that's a iconic Yoda line. These ones you've been doing from The Last Jedi, I barely- I don't like much fear in you, I see. Yeah. The dark side, I see. That one's okay, yeah. But in any case, you're short, you're green.

That's right. You're a Jedi. I'm a mean machine. You're a mean green machine. I'm short, I'm green, I'm a mean machine. What movie is that from? Christmas special it is. Okay, all right.

Life day, of course. Of course. But welcome to the show Yoda, it's so great to meet you. Sheldon Ackerman. You're so iconic, you're a movie star. That's right. You only star in these Star Wars movies. I'm in television as well.

Yeah, but Star Wars related? Yeah. Why haven't you ever branched out into other things? You know what I mean? Like people love you, you should be in your own non-Star Wars related movie. Podcast I should have? No, no, no, no, no, no. Like a heist movie or something. Interview Obama, I will.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. But like, you know what I mean? Like the Italian Job starring Yoda. Should I be in the Italian Job? Yes. Driving around one of those Mini Coopers upstairs. You'd fit in a Mini Cooper.

It'd look huge on you. I do drive a Mini Cooper. Do you really? That's right. That makes funny sense. For me, it's just a Cooper. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes. That's a notice you have a green drink here too.

I do have a green drink. People say, is that your gizz? I say no. Smoothie it is. Apple banana and ginger and also spinach inside. Okay, does it taste good? Good, it tastes. I think he mixes up the syntax of his sentence.

Oh, thank you. So he's saying it tastes good. Oh, thank you. You just gotta kind of reverse everything. Easy to do, it is not. Oh. Why do you do it then, Yoda? Is it just to, you wanna seem cool?

Well, if you ask George, it's so compelling. Because I I know it's an Empire Strikes Back which was your first screen appearance. You don't even do it all that much I do it like once or twice and then they're like, oh shit. That's what everyone likes about you We gotta keep doing that and and then you just lean into it. Yeah, I think it's fun Well now that was fun. You think it is So sometimes you do just sometimes it's just hard to do sometimes it's hard to do sometimes hard to keep think it is? Yeah, it's fun you think it is. Fun I think it is. Oh, there it is. So sometimes you do just, sometimes it's just hard to do. Sometimes it's hard to do. Sometimes hard to keep up it is. Yeah.

So Yoda, what are you doing here? You're a spiritual advisor. Yes. What's been going on with you? You're not really in movies or TV all that much anymore. No, I am in the acolyte. Oh, okay. My ears perk up at the end of the season.

They do? Yes. I gotta watch that. Finestse Ro walks into a room and says Master Yoda and then you don't really see me just see my ears. You see the ears okay that's cool I guess and then but what are you up to these days? I'm going around doing press for Disney Plus. You're going around doing press for Disney, you're doing press for Disney Plus? Yes, of course. Okay, okay.

Affordable it is. I don't, what about- Good content it has. I'm trying to push peacock here, Yoda, so- Peacock, yeah. Peacock, yeah? I mean, peacock, it's every color of the rainbow. We're not talking about peacock.

Which includes green. We're talking about Disney Plus. Okay, Disney Plus. Okay. Disney Plus with Hulu? Affordable, it is. And ESPN as well? If you want the bundle, it's only $26.99 it is. A month?

If you want the premium bundle, no ads. Are there people out there who are like Marvel and Star Wars fans who also want to watch ESPN all the time? I mean, come on, what are they thinking? I don't, well, they do show a lot of trailers on basketball games. You might see the Superman trailer or something. Yoda, I saw, um, I was watching an old episode of empty nest and I saw you as a guest star on there. Are you not going to do any more like, uh,

What was I doing on empty nest? You were, I gotta look this up. You don't remember this? I gotta look this up. Nosey neighbor? Yeah, you were the nosey neighbor with the white haired man there. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You were really funny on it.

I am not seeing anything on the internet about this. Did you go buy a different name? Hallucination you had. I don't remember that at all. Of course I do remember being on Golden Girls. Oh, that's probably what it was. So you knew what he was talking about. You were just being an asshole. Asshole I was being. Prick I can be sometime.

Speaking of assholes, how do you feel? Wait, no, no, no, no. Hold on. How do you shit? Yes, yes. That's a great question. Because you're an alien, we don't know whether you have one. Many mysteries surround I.

Yeah, yeah. Me. Do you shit and piss and? I do not shit. Oh wow. You don't? No. Is this like a Harry Potter thing where like the wizards shit on the floor

and then they apparate and they apparated away? The midichlorians in my bowels eat all my waste. Oh my god. The living force. Midichlorians eat shit? Interesting it is. Cannon? It is not. Cannon, it will be.

It will be. So shit nobody piss? Yes. Piss you piss. So you have a penis. Piss you piss. Oh you piss. So you have a penis. For fun I piss. Oh. Just for fun you don't have to get rid of it?

No. I can let the Inbidichlorians eat my piss as well. Sometimes it's good to just drop Trow and light something up with my piss. Yoda, why did you ask me if I could hook up your iPad for this music if you're only going to use it once? So I thought that music just appeared when you came here. I had no idea it was an iPad. iPad I needed to hook up.

I mean, was it worth it? It's not. Just in case I needed to use AI to look something up. Oh, so you're an AI bro. Oh yeah. Oh, that sucks Yoda. They're building a data center on Dagobah. You're not as wise honestly as I thought you were.

You don't think I'm wise? Oh no, Yoda, Yoda! Oh my God. Calm the fuck down. Put the lightsaber down, Yoda. We don't have lightsabers. Okay, okay, I'll put it down. Actually, I do have a replica right over there.

Replica it is, not the real thing. Not a working lightsaber. No. A lightsaber came out of your iPad. That's right. Extended from your iPad. That's why I brought my iPad. This is an Apple Eyesaber.

Apple Eyesaber? Yes. It uses USBC to charge. It seems, oh. It seems worse than a regular, the Kyber crystal, I feel like. Young Mitchell. Oh, yes?

I've heard that you don't like Disney's Star Wars. I don't love... I mean, I told you right at the start. Yeah, you just said it five minutes ago. I don't think I can. I've heard from around town, rumors if you will, that you don't like Disney's Star Wars. What is your issue with... What's your bone?

I thought the movies, they didn't work for me for whatever reason. I didn't, I... Work they did not. The work they did not. You looked very different. Many, many millions of dollars they made. That is true. People did go out and see them,

but that doesn't always mean that artistically. So you, you must fuck. Wait, what? Oh, what? What does that mean? Do I have to fuck myself? Oh, is that you saying to tell me to fuck myself? Oh, the syntax again.

I was like, yes. You, you must fuck. You, you must fuck. Is fuck you, I think. Like, oh, oh, oh, okay, you, you. You, all right, hold on. Give it another try, you must. I've tried it quite a few times.

You look very different. I don't know if you have work done. For a movie you don't like, you've watched these probably five times a week. Yes, I've watched them truly far too many times. For movies that are essentially you don't like. Yeah, just making me angry. But I think that in The Last Jedi, you look weird.

I don't know if you got work done or if you... Like a puppet? You look very different. Like the original puppet? You do not look like the original puppet. Yeah, I mean, you look kind of like... You are body shaming now. Is the face part of the body?

I don't think you want me to come back at you with that. No, I mean, please don't. I think that would be really bad. Long COVID, you must have. I do have long COVID. Recognize me, you do not. It seems like you got like a brow lift or something. You look very different.

Botox, I did have. We have Botox, we have fillers. There's no wrinkles. I did get Botox. You look very shiny. Thank you, I did. Botox, I did. Fillers. There's no wrinkles. I did get Botox. You look very shiny. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You look very different. So you say I look different, but I look good. You look pretty good. A compliment it is. It is a compliment. You look good. You're looking great. What if I told you there was some new Disney Star Wars that you might like?

Oh, I mean, yeah. I'm open to it. Is this a Scloosie? Yeah. Are we? I'm going to break off a Scloos like. Oh, I mean, yeah. I'm open to it. Is this a Scloosey or are we? I'm going to break off a Scloosey. Oh my God. Wow, okay. Yeah, hit us because it's been so long since we were in the news. Actually, I said that on a recent episode

and then Karen Gillan mentioned she got married in a castle and that made the UK papers. Oh my God. So it's, I mean, it's been a while since Tatiana was on this show and dropping fake She-Hulk spoilers that get picked up by the comic book press. But this is an exciting, exclusive here. Picked up, this will get.

Okay, yeah, let's hear it. Ray, young Ray. Huh? Your favorite character. Oh yes. Wait, is this Jamie Foxx? I don't think, it's not. Young Ray?

That is my favorite character, Young Ray from Ray. Yeah, from the first 20 minutes of Ray? The sunglasses he wore. Blind he was. His father didn't want him to play the piano. He's like, how are you ever gonna find it in the house? I'ma make it do what it do, baby. No, Ray Skywalker, of course.

Oh, yes. The new Rey movie. Yes, yes. Has it been in development for a while? Cool, yeah. Are you excited to hear the plot, young Minch? I would love to hear the plot. Oh my God, this is really an exclusive.

In the new Rey movie. Yes. Called The New Jedi Order. Yes. Rey will travel back in time using the world between worlds Okay to the moment in return of the Jedi. Oh, no Empire Strikes Back. Okay, where? You know Vader's looking at Luke and he says no I am your and before she could before you can complete it She's gonna show up and say he's a he's a father. He's your father

So she will spoil it for Luke that sucks I hate that why first of all you also did you didn't do this in any you didn't go back or the syntax you've just dropped completely but this is I'm doing a pitch okay you dumb it down for no for these executives you really got it down yeah yeah No, for these executives, you really got to dumb it down. Yeah, yeah. Got it. So yes, back in time, she will go. I mean, these are the only good Star Wars movies that exist. Why are you going to ruin these? Change the whole story, we will. No, that sucks.

Why? She'll go back and say, he's your father, he's your father. Run, run, run. His hand, he will not lose. He barely even loses it. It's like the next time you see him, he's got a robot hand. A robot hand not needed. But He's never brings it up again There it is. Oh, it is like an error in these movies that he never brings up his robot hand again Well, he's never like it is itches or This makes jerking off he's allergic to metal

Twisted Metal. This is a good idea. Oh no, no, I'm not suggesting Disney Star Wars pre-filities. No, this is Yoda. It's what? Yoda, don't ruin these great movies. It's good. Go back in time, Taz. He's your father, he's your father.

Run away, run away. Run away, run away. Then they'll both slide out the bottom and go, weee. That is the movie? So it is just a- That will be the beginning of the trilogy. Oh, God. What else happens in the other two movies?

Oh, she goes back in time to... Oh come on, why? She goes back in time to Revenge of the Sith. Okay. And then she says to Obi-Wan Kenobi, she says, Hey, he's actually not the chosen one. Come on Yoda. It's a quick scene, but it changes the entire trilogy.

I don't want to, I don't hate Rey. I don't, I don't, I, but I don't need- A woman she is. Yes, I know. What is your issue with Rey? She auditioned to be in the birthday boys and we just, we didn't like her stuff. Oh, okay.

She got booted. Ooh, Vendetta you have. Here's my question. Do you have a Vendetta against, they're making a new, they're making a new Spaceballs. Yes. Are you excited for that? Or is that piss you off new, they're making a new Spaceballs. Yes. Are you excited for that? Or are you excited to piss you off?

Is there a Yoda character in Spaceballs Scott hasn't seen? Oh, you haven't seen- I haven't seen Spaceballs yet. Then you don't know about Yogurt. Oh, I guess not. You don't know about Yogurt? I know Darth Helmet. Now I know about Yogurt, I guess.

Yogurt, played by Mel Brooks himself. Yogurt, I do not like. Problematic it is. Oh really? In what respect? Greenface. Oh my god. Not right it is.

You know, I'm not going to argue against that. Do you want to hear about the new Disney Plus television show coming out? Yes, sure, certainly. Young Finn. Young Finn. Young Finn. Oh, no, no, no, it's not about a young, it's not like a prequel or anything. No, this is a continuation of Rise of Skywalker.

Oh, okay. So Finn, we love Finn. Finn. Yeah, Finn, he was, I mean, he was handled perfectly in the movie. He was handled perfectly? Yeah. A Jedi should not have been black people with lightsabers. Uh-uh.

Oh, you got Jar Jar. Oh, Jar got Jar Jar. Oh, Jar Jar's black for sure. I just mean the guy who plays Jar Jar, he had a lightsaber. That's right. And let's not forget Mace Windu. Mace Windu. Mace.

But his lightsaber was purple, bowed like his dick. Wait, what? We don't want to speculate about the color of his dick. Cannonage is not. Okay. Cannonage shall be. Theorized it is! No, well,

Finn, at the end of Rise of Skywalker, wants to go find his family! Yes, I remember this book. I don't remember this, but it's been a few years. So of course, where does he go? But Canto Bight! The Canto region?

That's Pokemon! There is, there is, you know, there's a guy in the comedy world who I'm friends with who like loves these Disney Star Wars movies and I can't tell if he's like trolling me to try to make me like them but I- Is that right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he's a very funny guy. Right. He's a funny guy.

And he has good taste a lot of the time but he loves these Disney Star Wars movies. Okay. He worked on Twisted Metal. Oh, oh. Yeah. I've heard about this guy. I know his manager. Yeah, yeah, yes, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but I've never met the guy. Yeah, he's a good guy, but he-

Good guy he is. I've heard stories about him recently about how he used to teach improv and he would sit in the audience like he was a student and then talk to the students and go, oh, I wonder what the teacher's gonna be like. And then he would stand up and go, congrats, you've all just done improv.

Oh my God. Classic bit that is. He sucks. That does suck. Rules this guy is somewhat likely. Of course it is. Finn finds his family in Canterbury. Where's his family?

Canterbury. The great casino planet, if you will. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why didn't he see them there the first time? Was he there that first time? Just missed him, sliding you want. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And of course. Why didn't he see them there the first time? Was he there that first time? Just missed him sliding door situation. Oh, OK. But when he sees his family, John Boyega plays all of them,

kind of like the Clumps. Oh, OK. This might be good. The Fins. The Fins. The Fins? The Fins. The Fins.

The Fins. But he'll love this, because he was underused in the last couple of. So now he gets to be all the characters. Yeah, I love this because he was underused in the last couple of- So now he gets to be all the characters. Yeah, I love this. His grandmother's like, hey Finn, what the hell are we doing with all those white guys? Is Hercules in the Star Wars universe? Because I want the grandma to say Hercules.

No, but instead of Hercules, she says, um, she says, um, uh, da-pa-ba-la-ba, da-pa-ba-la-ba. That's not as good. Does the role of the top- Yeah, Ibskip. We're still working on it. Wait, what, you're... Are you script-doctoring this? Of course I do uncredited script-doctoring. Oh my god, okay. Learn from Princess Leia, I did.

That's where the real money is. You just write a couple different jokes in there. Yeah. So that must be the extent of what's coming up on Disney Plus. More there is! What? What else? There's more stuff. Yoda prequel series there is.

Oh, Young Yoda. Okay. Young Yoda. Like a Young Sheldon from the Yoda? Wow. But it's not really like Young Sheldon. It's more like a hangout comedy. Okay. And how young is Yoda at this point? He's like, you know, 300.

It's not that young, honestly. My species very long lived. I know, but it's like, what's adolescence for you? 50. So you've been an adult for 250 years at this point. It's just slightly younger Yoda? The show has youthful energy, adults in it of course. Okay. Because sex comedy it is. Oh so you have sex in this? Like New Girl it is. Oh wow.

Oh okay. I live in an apartment with Dexter Jekster. Oh my god. Maz Kanata. Oh my god. And Yaddle. I mean do you and young Yaddle hook up? Well that will there won't be, there is. Oh, I love that. Okay. And she's kind of like Jess in the new girl, is Yaddle? A tease she is.

Oh, wow. You thought that Jess was a tease? Like a cock tease? That's right. Yoda. Jess should have been giving it up. You shouldn't be called women, cock cheeses. I just think Coach was hot.

She should have fucked Coach. I think that was LeBorde. I auditioned for Coach. Auditioned? I did. I certainly auditioned for Coach. Auditioned? Also, you guys know that guy Sean Distin did.

Oh, really? You auditioned for Coach? Many times. Wow! When Damon Waynes Jr. stepped away, they really scraped the bottom of the barrel for casting. Yes. Sean Distant and me. An unknown Sean Distant did audition.

He did. This is the truth. In the scene, you were supposed to stomp, like I was supposed to be mad and I stomp my foot and a light from the ceiling fell during my audition. Whoa. And did you stay in character and roll with it? Yes. I threw barrels at the...

Donkey Kong movie you thought you were in. I shot off in the Donkey Kong movie. Well, surely that must be the last pitch you have here. Still describing young Yoda. Oh. Graphic sex scenes there will be. Oh, okay. On Disney Plus?

That's right. Shmee Skywalker. All right. Shmee Skywalker is in it. Oh, wow. Shmee Skywalker? That's right. Who's Shmee Skywalker? Mother to Anakin Skywalker. She sadly was killed by a- Banthas or something?

Yeah, what are the little guys that- Jawas. Jawas, thank you. She was killed by Jawas. She was killed by Jawas. No, wait, wait, that's not right. Yeah, maybe, I don't remember. Who knows?

Oh, no, Tusken Raiders. Tusken Raiders. Tusken Raiders. That's what it was. Different maybe, I don't remember. Who knows? Oh, no, Tusken Raiders. Tusken Raiders. That's what it was. That's what it was. Different allegory for people of color. What do you think about these Star Wars movies where they have the Japanese race of aliens? Trade wars, they were.

You had a quick question. You say you do a lot of script archery. You could have changed a lot of that stuff. You could have changed all of it. I did that stuff. Oh, you did? Okay. That's right. Oh, geez.

Okay. Because the trade wars have. I said that to Trump? Oh, wait, why are you talking to Trump? We text. Oh, no. Oh, no. Come on, Yoda.

We love Yoda. We don't want our- I am wise, and I see the darkness in him. We don't want our memories of Yoda to be sullied like this. Wait, before I go, I gotta do one thing. We want to be sullied like Sully. That's right, yeah. Oh, shit.

Young Mitch. Yes? You like Disney Star Wars. I do. I do? You do like Disney Star Wars. I do. I do? You do like Disney Star Wars. I do like Disney Star Wars. Yoda, you're right!

It's true. You know what? Maybe Last Jedi is good. Interesting point. What was that? I don't know. Your guest Mitch said it. Maybe you'll say it again. You know what? Maybe Last Jedi is good.

Interesting. What the hell? This is crazy. Is this a Jedi mind trick you're using on me? No. Genuinely like you do. Oh my god, I do. I like The Last Jedi.

Wow. Scotty's right. This is incredible. We're going to be making news on two fronts, your spoilers and you liking The Last Jedi Jedi and there's a new Twisted Metal game coming out Also, I do want to say they were there were articles about me biting the Adelaide oppressive and I gotta say total bullshit Okay, all right

I you know, we were just being playful Alright Yoda, well, thanks for dropping by, I guess. Can you stick around? I can, young little skunk. This isn't really the spiritual advisor kind of segment that I... You need spiritual advice? But coming up next, we have an energy reader. If you need spiritual advice, might I point you to the Disney Plus bundle with ESPN, Hulu, and FX for $26.99 a month. Yoda. That's too much. That's almost $300 a year.

Can you plug- Hulu has live sports. So what? So does cable. Young Yoda, can you please plug cock pee, please? Yeah. Mm, metal twisted on cock pee. That's thank you. That's what we want. We thought the syntax would have him say peacock, but. It didn't work.

Oh well. Look, we have to take a break. When we come back, we're gonna have an energy reader. This is very exciting. We'll have more Yoda, more Mitch. We'll be right back with more Comedy Bang Bang after this. Hmm. Hmm.

Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Comedy Bang Bang, we're back here with Mike Mitch Mitchell, of course. That's right. I like the Mitch in quotes. Well, people would wonder why I'm calling you Mitch if they don't know your work. That is very true, yes. Everyone calls me Mitch.

Too many Mikes, that was the real... Too many Mikes. I know more Mike Mitchells, too. I had three on my phone at a certain point. You know what? I used to get the Mike Mitchell, the director of the Chipmunks movie... Yeah, the Shreks. The Shreks, yes, yes. He still texts me quite frequently on holidays. He seems like a very nice man. Very nice man.

I would email my manager and my agent and say, hey, can you give me a list of money I've made over like this year? And they would send you his list of money? They would send me his list of money and let me tell you, those Chipmunks pay pretty well. Wow. And I was like, like no I'm the guy who made under a hundred thousand dollars and under fifty thousand dollars and under twenty thousand dollars

and under ten thousand dollars and under one thousand dollars oh no also Yoda is here his music started again apologize I must oh oh Yoda what do you have to apologize for big dirty shit I took it back through oh no you know you saying it backwards doesn't make it better also didn't you I must. Oh Yoda, what do you have to apologize for? Big dirty shit I took in bathroom. Oh no. You know you saying it backwards doesn't make it better. Also didn't you say that your midichlorians eat the shit? Yeah For fun I did. For fun. Oh you did it for fun. Sometimes it's good to throw stretch things out don't they? Oh Jesus Christ. All right look we need to get to our next guest. She's an energy reader.

Please welcome to the show for the first time Deb. Hello, can I hear some of your music? Oh, sure. Oh yeah, let's hear. Sure, you just gotta hit one of those squids. Yeah, let me just get into this. Let me just get into this. I'll have a little bit of this.

Let's all just take one big deep, deep, deep breath down deep into where you would sit. Okay. So everybody breathing? Okay. So everybody's deep? Oh, you're just kind of distracting. Well, deep. Get deeper.

I feel that we can all get a little bit deeper here, huh? Okay. Okay. Choking on you. Thank you. Now, I feel so sure as we begin. Let's begin. Yeah, Deb, it's so nice to meet you. I'm so sure as we begin. Let's begin. Yeah, Deb, it's so nice to meet you. I'm so happy to be here. I've been wanting to be in this space for so long. I've felt the energy of this space. Anytime I'm in the hills, I can feel the space of this very room.

Oh, this room. I thought you meant the podcast space, but you mean this literal, just this room. Yes. I feel the energy emanating and ruminating. Interesting way of talking she has. Well, I was gonna compliment your way of talking. I am very honored to be with you, spiritual advisors yourself. I don't ever get usually face to face with such a spiritual advisor.

It's very, this is a big day for me. You guys have similar kind of points of view in a way, I would imagine. I mean, you're an energy reader. You, what exactly is an energy reader? So anything and everything has energy, including people. So I'll read their energies, colors, auras, palms, you know, just books if you have them.

Book, books, you'll read books. Books. Whatever you have. I have a few books. I like to go. Have you ever read The Corrections? No. Oh, you gotta read The Corrections.

I like to expand my palette always. But you know, I like to take what people don't give me, verbally or visually. And I like to feel what it is that's coming off of you. Oh, okay. Can you do? Yes, that's why I'm here. Okay, great, yeah.

I'd love to see the example of it. Everyone here has a color. Really, I have a color? You do. Can you tell me what it is? Can you breathe for me into the mic? Yeah, sure. Into the mic.

Long COVID. You can tell that? A long COVID. You can tell just from the- And the color is deep orange, green, yellow, some blue, a little bit of sapphire. Oh my God. And silver. I thought it would be just one color.

Five or six. That's a lot of colors. So when you walk into the world, you emanate an energy that is all of that. Orange. What does it mean? Orange. That's a good question. That's a good question. It is a good question, yeah.

Good question it is. It means that you're bringing in what is known as your past lives. Okay, okay. But then you're also tapping into what is known as your higher life. Oh. So you're bringing it all together in this moment

and you're emanating something unique to you. Oh. So it's like a moment. Don't we get that just from his face though? Cause like we look at his face and we recognize who he is. Sure. And that's unique to him, right? Yes, that is a very good point.

I will say my business has not been going great lately. Oh no, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to nitpick. No, no, no. You're poking holes in my business a little bit, but it is, I will be honest, I've been the energy healer to the stars for years. Which stars do you mind us asking? Robin Thicke.

Oh my God, that's Robin Thicke. Robin Thicke, yeah, that's, I mean, Alan, his father used to be on the show. Yes, oh, Alan was on the show. Until he passed away, yeah. That's probably what I was feeling. Maybe even after him, I'm not quite sure. Maybe once or twice.

Honestly, I think he's here with us right now, if I'm not gonna lie. Is he really? Yes, I do feel that. Has he been watching this show since he passed away? He has a few notes. So Robin Thicke. Robin Thicke, I was with Danny Bonaducci for a bit.

The Dooch. The douch. The douch. Kate Moss. But I have not really been working with them lately. They have not been requesting my services. I think it's the economy. So I have been selling la boo boo's as well. That's what those are.

Yeah, I guess you have some here. I did. Are you trying to sell them to our listeners or to us personally? Well, if you guys are interested, I have a few here in studio to show you. Oh, I'd love to. I've seen a couple of these things.

My wife has some and they're frightening looking. I understand it. I do not. I don't quite get what the crazy is. I feel like you of all people really want something like this. They hang from your... They're about as big as you. You hang from your little rope.

I need a Yoda size looboo. A Yoda size looboo. Baby, what about Baby Yoda? Isn't that a kind of a... What do you think about Grogu? You do not like Grogu, it seems like. No, I like Grogu. Good guy.

Does Grogu need... Threatened by him, I am not. Does Grogu need a looboo-boo? I maybe, maybe he needs one for life, Dave. Agree. Well, I'm trying to get my services back hopping in LA, but first- Well, maybe we could help.

Yes. Yeah. So- Let's do an example of these readings and maybe our listeners will want to order them. They'll call in to you and then you can tell them to me. I don't have a cell phone. I will say that I read interesting energy off Ackerman.

Interested to see what you see. Yes. What do I? Come here, come here, come here. Are you seeing a little bit of a, it's like a dark, dark energy. Yes. Yes. Dark what?

Fear, despair, something, despair, yes. Despair and fear? It's a slick, something slick. Slick, slick. Oily it is. Oily. Oily slick. I thought they were gonna give you a color. I didn't know that they-

Jizz. Jizz. I think it's a jizzy energy. A jizzy energy? Yeah. No one's, honestly, look, Deb, if I were to pay an energy reader to read my energy and they said I had a Jizzy Energy, I don't know that I would be at song. I haven't seen any money yet. Okay, but you're here for promo purposes, right?

Yes, yes. Well, a Jizzy Energy is, of course, Star Wars version of jazz. That's a good point. And that is canon. That is canon. That is canon. Canon indeed. Although that's what I love. And that is canon. That is canon. That is canon.

Canonity. Although I believe canon has been changed regarding that. I think we should be happy with a jizzy energy because a jizz is what can be a creation device. That's life, yes. That's life. Life days. So we're getting life from you.

Okay, that's not bad. So how did you? So like a crispy white, very crispy white aura. Crunchy. Crunchy. How did you learn you had this ability? I was born in New Guinea. Oh, okay.

Papa New Guinea? I did not see it going up. I thought you were going to say Jersey. And I didn't have much there, just one hut. And- Just one. One. I'm so sorry.

Was it a pizza? It was not a pizza. Not a pizza hut. Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot. That's what I was thinking too. No. They left me, my family left me there.

So I spent a lot of time wandering around the village, the city, and I worked with different individuals there and I would start reading there. And do you remember when you first knew you had this ability or? Yes, I was at a mango stand. Mm-hmm. This place sounds beautiful. And I looked over at the mango,auze and I said, sir, there's something emanating, oozing from off of your skin. Wow.

Wow. And it was a bright, bright yellow, hot yellow light. Mango color. It was the sun. Oh, it was the sun. It was the sun. Oh, it was the sun. It was the sun behind him. It was the sun behind him. Oh, okay.

But then I was like, hold on, sir. There's something, were you in your past life a dragon tamer? And he said yes. That's interesting. Interesting, that is. So he already knew this. Yes. And then you just asked him whether he was. I felt it said yes. Interesting. That is. So he already knew this. Yes.

And then you just asked him whether he was. I felt it. Because normally people would go to you and then you would tell them what they were. Right, but the first time I had, I didn't know my power. You didn't know. Oh, I see. So he confirmed it. He had already been to a different energy reader.

He confirmed it and I was like, there's something here. Okay. I started reading into people and their palms then I like to touch hands. I love to touch. Do you want to touch Yoda's hand here? Yoda, get Yoda's. Three fingers here. Wow.

Scott, have you ever been to the mango stand at 30 Rock? I think so, yes. They sell like quick containment. Reading my palm she is. Yoda. Oh, wow. You have a big year ahead of you, pitching worldwide. You're going international with your Dizzy Plus pitch.

She's right. Oh my God. I see you going across the pond. You are meeting with an exec at a London studio. Yes. To meet, to discuss your next project. My next project. Oh my God.

Wow, this is incredible. And you're having babies. You're having kids? Yoda. Yoda, do you have any children? Well. You seem like a bachelor. You give off bachelor energy.

Protection I always wear. Oh. You wear a genie on that? Oh wow. Magnums I use. Magnums. Magnums, Yoda size magnums? Let me show you, let me show you. Okay, I don't want, oh my god. There it is. Magnums I use. Magnums? Magnums, Yoda-sized magnums?

Let me show you, let me show you. Okay, I don't want, oh my god. There it is, I like that. That's nice. Babies I'm having. Yes, babies you're having. And Mitch. Yes?

I'm feeling something crazy for you. Oh no. Babies I'm having? No. Okay, thank God. You are, you're bringing goats? You're bringing goats? You're bringing goats?

From where to where? I don't know those details. Goats, goats, goats. You're bringing goats. Okay, now that could mean the greatest of all time. Oh my god! Hello, Cool Day? You're bringing together the greatest of all time. Oh my god. Hello Cool J? Together the greatest of all time. Onto you, podcast doughboys. Hello Cool J is going to be on

my podcast. That's incredible. Oh my god. Ladies love him. This is fantastic. Yes. Maybe it's a talk about in the house he will. Maybe I could do a deep blue sea reunion or something on the podcast. That would be fantastic. Something like that's coming for you. It's that blue sapphire. It's coming out. This is huge. This is big. It's a big time for you.

Big time. Prepare yourself. Start eating only steak. Oh, wait. Yeah, start. Steak you must eat. Change your diet you must. Yes. Screens you must lay off. Oh diet, you must. Yes.

Screens, you must lay off. Okay. So no sides. I do eat steak quite often, but just only steak. Okay, that's what I'll do. No vegetables. I mean, if this leads to LL Cool J, who I'm sure must be a great podcast guest

to be on Cowboys. Yes, yes. I must be mentally shocked. Oh my God. I must say, Deb, having been abandoned by your parents, you sound a lot like young Ray. Oh. Well, I do feel a kinship with her.

You do? Yes. Maybe you are the chosen one. I'm here to tell you that I am the chosen one. Okay, interesting, it's not like she was just listening to what... Well, I just... She really believes it. I honestly don't want to take Rey's sunshine.

Yeah, you don't want to take her sunshine. I don't want to. Her sunshine? You don't want to steal her sunshine. I don't want to steal her sunshine. Like Rey would say. She's Rey of sunshine. She is.

That's right. But I do say we have a lot in common. Is that right? We've been loners and we have to... You've been loners, you've been growners, you've been midnight toners. Don't lose. Steal her sunshine. Yes. Sure. Yes. and we have to- You've been loners, you've been growners, you've been midnight toners. Donners. Seals, seal her sunshine. Sure.

Yes, yes. Well, this is, this is, this is good. Do you see anything else from me other than this jizzy, oily energy? Yes. Like, can you tell me what's coming for me? Yes. Do you drive down Sunset Boulevard much?

I mean, anytime I want to go to the- To the Roxy. The hip clubs, you know? The viper room he goes to. The saddle ranch, yeah, the viper room. I love these places. The saddle ranch, yes. I see something high up on Sunset Boulevard for you.

Okay, high up. Something like- Can you be on the, you know, there's a mechanical bowl if you want. Yeah, maybe the mechanical bowl at the saddle range. I see you being flung from a bowl. Okay, that makes sense with what we just said about the mechanical bowl.

But something high up in the sky, I see something like maybe a big, big blimp that's flying by Sunset Boulevard. Okay, so I'm driving down Sunset and you see a big blimp above me? Yes, and it has a message for you. All I'm saying is keep your eyes peeled and open. Does it say ice cubes a pimp, perhaps?

Or? Yeah. Yeah. He's one of the ghosts as well. He's one of the ghosts, maybe he'll be on Dope Boys. No, maybe, yeah, these are the details I can't iron out yet. These are the details I want. These details you have are really of no use to me.

Well, it's coming, but it's probably gonna need a little bit of money. Oh, okay, well, I mean. Hey, can I talk to you guys over here? Deb, do you mind if I talk to you? No problem at all. I'll talk to myself over here. What's up, Yoda?

A frog she is, question mark? I'm scared I am trying to rip us off. She is. I haven't heard anything really of use other than I guess LL Cool J being on Doughboy. Yeah, which is pretty nice for me. Pretty nice, but honestly, I don't. When my palm, she read, my wallet was lifted.

Oh no. Don't know where my wallet is. We need to find your wallet. We gotta get my, because real ID must have. Deb, can we talk to you for a second? Yes, no, I was just over admiring your stacks of books and DVDs, albums. Yeah, the corrections, you gotta read the corrections.

Look at all these toys you have. Yeah, well these are comedy-bang-bang action figures. A child he is. Perhaps someday there will be one made of you, Deb. Oh, God, she's gorgeous. So many colors. Deb, can we ask you to do something for us? Do you mind emptying out your purse?

Yeah. We're looking for Yoda's wallet. Yes. It's gone missing since you came on to this third segment of the show. It's green, it says. Bad motherfucker. Bad motherfucker on it, yes. Did you get that custom made or did Pulp Fiction sell a Yoda version of the show. It's green, it says, bad motherfucker. Bad motherfucker on it, yes.

Did you get that custom made, or did Pulp Fiction sell a Yoda version of the- I think he just painted the Pulp Fiction one green. I did, I'm gonna run to the bathroom. I'm running to the bathroom. Oh. He's running to the bathroom. She's running into the corner of the room,

not sure where the bathroom is. Yeah, it's the door over there. It's right over there. Actually, yeah, if you do, yeah, please don't go in the corner. Okay, I'm back. Oh, okay, hi. I was quick. Can you empty out your actually. Yeah, please don't go in the corner. Okay, I'm back. Oh, okay. Hi.

Can you empty out your purse for us, please? Sure. Oh. Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. Listen to the keys making that chicken noise. Lots of chicken noise. My wallet is not there. It's just many keys, a few lububus and lip gloss,

some sticks of cinnamon. Oh, hold on, hold on. Honey, honey. Mitch, do you mind emptying out your pockets? Ah, shit. Mitch? Mitch? Chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, I'm sorry Yoda. Mitch! Mitch! Mitch Rainey! Mitch! Peacock, you know, streaming residuals aren't what they used to be.

I had a lift as well. I mean, we struck for these. Mitch! And you wanted me to promote Peacock. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Become the streaming wars have. This is bad, Mitch.

I thought Deb, you know- You're in the two timers club now. I know. I shouldn't be speaking something up. I feel the streaming wars are going to be very lucrative for everyone here. Oh my God. That's actually good news. Okay, are they gonna actually buy pitches again?

Oh my God, Daigobah is expensive. Somebody's wanting a pitch. Somebody is wanting a pitch. You rented Daigobah is what I was gathering from that? It's like, I do own, but the property taxes are to the roof. You rent that swamp? I pay mostly property taxes now. Okay, yeah.

Dev, I'm gonna make money. You are gonna make money, even though that wallet's already pretty thick and full. So how much should I pay you, what, 50 bucks, 60 bucks? No one here has to pay me. I understand, I feel the energy. This is a free session. Okay.

This is a free session. I. This is a free session. I was gonna say, I am usually the one who has the jizzy aura when people discredit me. So I'm shocked that you got the jizzy aura. Yeah. That's less of an aura. You just kind of have jizz on you. Oh yeah, it is actually.

Something about Mary's style. I try to go off of aura, not to switch on your sweater. Yes, yes. Can you tell me then what the blimp is gonna say now that no payment is involved? The blimp is going to say, rent space here. A landlord you'll become. Why am I trying to be like that's what it means?

I think what it is the messages are coming through is that you need to advertise on more creative. Unconventional sources of advertising. Yes. This is not a bad idea. Comedy bang bang billboard there must be. Yes. Wow.

I mean, we had one for the first season of the show. Where was it? Was it on? Was oddly missing for seasons two through five. Did birthday boys ever get a billboard? I do not believe so. Hey. So I shouldn't complain, I guess.

Yeah, well you still could. We, so I shouldn't complain, I guess. Yeah, well you still could. We were really getting close to nothing, yeah. Have you done coasters? Coasters. Oh, that's smart. Yeah, I mean, I've done posters. What about coasters?

That's right. What about midnight toasters? Wait, no shirt? You must have. I guess that's a good idea, go in every bar in LA and just give them free coasters that say Comedy Bang Bang. Yes. I mean, yeah.

Okay, I mean, yeah. Maybe you're not an energy reader. Maybe you're like a marketing genius. More of a business head. Yeah, a marketing genius. What is this you might be? Yeah. Well, I'm branching out.

Okay. With the Labooboo business and maybe some consulting. How many Labooboo's have you sold? Seven. Wow, for how much? They were 45.99 each. That's, then you've been made a good profit, I feel like. Well, they cost me $70.

Oh, so now you're losing. I've lost. You've lost. But I've made people happy. That's the most important thing in this in the canary industry. Because they can refine them. Well, I'll tell you what, I would love for you to, I'd love to hire you to do some out of the box marketing ideas for the show.

We really could use it. We're not getting in the newspapers. Other than, of course, I believe the sun picked up Karen Gillan's wedding in the castle recently. But a. New twist metal game coming out, of course. New twist metal game, yeah. New twist metal game, yeah. So yeah, I'd love to hire.

Young Finn series. Young Finn series, of course. Yeah, and She-Hulk is a musical. Or she thinks it's not easy being green. How did anyone fall for that one? I have no idea. I agree with that. I heard that show is so, so good.

I think so, yeah. She-Hulk, iconic character. The musical. Yep. Young Finn is about Finn from Star Wars. I didn't know if it was a Jaws prequel or what the deal is. Or Finn Wolfhardt. Or Finn Wolfhardt.

Have you been listening at all? Long COVID ravaging you. Well, Deb, I'll hire you on retainer for, I can really only offer you a two-year contract at, I can only do six figures a year. I'm so sorry. I think that's a good start. Is that okay? Yeah.

Okay, great. Yeah, so just work up some ideas. I'll work up a brainstorm. Maybe next time you come back, you can tell us your new ideas. I can't wait. Mitch, what's going on? I just want to interject here.

I had to steal a wallet. I'm clearly going through money issues. Oh no, Mitch. Sorry, nothing for you. Fair enough. Mitch, I'm maybe needing some assistance. An assistant? Oh my God, I would love to,

Deb, I would love to be your assistant. Okay, good. Bring your energy. I'm going to test you. Can you read my energy? Yes. What color are you getting? Orange, blue, green.

Don't say niger. Slick silver. Slick silver. That's it. We have the same color reading. I'm going to be a little bit of a slipper. Slick silver. Slick silver. That's it. We have the same color reading. Can I ask you something?

Yes. Can you see what will happen to me? Do you know how I'll die someday or is that beyond your powers? That's a heavy order, Mitch. Yes. You live to be 104. 104 years old. What? I cannot believe that.

Unlikely that is. You have the longest COVID I've ever seen. You've had long COVID since the 90s, I feel like. You get into the Guinineas book records. I'm close with the contacts there. Oh my God. You get in for the longest long COVID. Longest long COVID.

That's, that's. Oldest man to have long COVID to live. And you pass at your birthday party. Oh, that's a wonderful way to die. My 104th birthday. Of course, vision I'm having. Oh my God. What's going on, Yoda?

I too see information about your death. Yes, bring it, bring it. You do leave your birthday party where of course you're watching a movie and eating pizza with your friends. Yes, that's what I do. In their pajamas. In your pajamas.

Yes, yeah. With the flap in the back open. Accidental. You go in the back. Open accidental. You go into the new Americana bathroom where they've installed new bathtubs. Yes. They have bathtubs in the Americana. You get in there and that's perfect. Edging you start you die.

Goonies. I die. Goonies. Set up many screens of pornography you do in bath. I mean, I'm sure the technology by then will be there where screens will just be there all day. It's more like a Google glasses situation. Yeah.

So you're going to die Gooning in a bathroom at the Americana? At 104 years old. I mean, hey. It's the way we all want to go. Well look guys, we're running out of time here. I'm so sorry to say. We only have time for one final feature on the show, and that is of course a little something called Plugs. Hey, that was Running Up That Plug Bag by Charles Whitborne speaking of Finn Wolfhard.

No one was speaking of him. I brought him up when you mentioned Finn. Oh, you're the wife. Who cares? A prick sometimes I am. I'm not gonna trot him up when you mention Finn. Okay. Are you out of life? Who cares? A prick sometimes I am. Yeah, I don't know. What the hell? I don't know you're gonna make it

to the two timers club, you know that? Back I will be. I'm not gonna trot out my iPad cable again for you. All right, what are we plugging guys? Mitch, obviously Twisted Metal comes out this Thursday. Twisted Metal comes out this Thursday, season two on Peacock. Shout out to Michael Jonathan Smith who created the show.

We're still doing shout outs? Okay, yeah, go ahead. Sorry about that. And then a couple other people, Tiana Okoye is on the show, Sailor Belkerta is on the show. So many funny, talented people. Yeah.

I'm on there too. And then- And then lots of cars going vroom vroom. A lot of vroom vrooms, beep beeps, and beep beep to you all, check it out please. Many hunks to you, of course. Many hunks, yes. And Yoda, what do you wanna plug?

Disney Plus Basic 9.99. Oh wow. Disney Plus Premium 15.99. What is basic at you? Like you watch the first 10 minutes of each show or? You got ads. See a couple of Ozempic ads in there. Disney plus plus Hulu.

Now that's 10.99. And I think that's actually a good deal because Hulu has live sports. I heard Dexter Jetsetter has started to take Ozempic. Who the hell is Dexter Jetsetter? Oh, fuck. Okay, I'm going to keep going. You showed his fucking fist off at me. Disney plus Hulu plus ESPN at premium $26.99.

Oh, sorry. Jesus Christ. Sorry, I forgot you had to keep pitching. Okay, that's all I have to say. And also look, yeah, twisted metal on peacock. Cock, pee, metal twisted. Thank you, Yoda. Thank you, Yoda.

It should be kind of fun. All right. That's a fun side of it there. Deb, what do you want to plug here? Well, I was just thinking about this show you all have been talking about and I was just thinking about this show y'all have been talking about, and I have a feeling about it. Really?

Yes, it's not only twisted. Mm. Yes. Oh, I do that. Oh, sorry. Did you say maybe too? But it has an element of sick surprise, dark depravity, and characters has an element of sick surprise, dark depravity and characters killing. So you're saying Patty Guggenheim is on the show? I don't know.

I don't know that. It's like in the press. We brought it up earlier than she was. I think people know. It's like, I don't know. She is. Yoda, may I speak here? I don't know if you're gonna snap at me.

Speak you man. Patty Guggenheim is on the show and she's fantastic and hilarious people know. It's like, I don't know. She is. Yoda, may I speak here? I don't know if you're going to snap at me. Speak human. Patty Gugheim is on the show and she's fantastic and hilarious throughout the entire show. Well, I think it's going to be. She plays Raven. That's so Raven of her. That is so Raven. Yes, good colors for her.

Wow. Black she wears. Yes. Fantastic. Well, what do I want to plug? I, of course, you know, Astonishing Spider-Man, my final issue came out last week. What a run.

Wow. But- Happy the fans are. Yeah, they love me. You can check that out on the Marvel Unlimited app. And then, hey, if you're a Comedy Bang Bang fan, you gotta get over there to CBB World. We have every single episode of this show ad free,

all almost 1,000 episodes, plus every live episode we've ever done. Wow. Plus shows like Scott Hasn't Seen, where my friend who's the manager, oh, you've been on this show. Yes, yeah. You did Gremlins 2 and something else, right?

Yes. Gremlins 2 and, oh, God, what was the other one I... Oh, I know what it was. Seven Samurai. Seven Samurai, that's right. Yeah, we just did that recently with you. Yeah, that was so fun. Both equally good movies, I think. We did the day after the election. It was the day after the election. The morning after. A great day.

What a day. And we have Scott Hasn't Seen, we have College Town, we have the neighborhood Listen. Oh gosh, I'm getting choked up. Just thinking about it, it's so gorgeous. Don't forget Hey Randy. Hey Randy, CBB Presents, where people from this show have their own shows. So much great stuff over there

and it is relatively inexpensive, a lot more inexpensive than fucking Disney Plus. And coming soon. That bundle is like. Coming soon to CBB World, a podcast I have. Oh. Yoda, you have a podcast there? Yes, it's called A Podcast I Have. Okay, sure.

Oh, yeah, why not? Ooh. I don't know what the premise is yet, but. Yeah, and then. A podcast I have. Of course, Crisis on Infinite Bang Bangs coming soon as well. Yeah, they're still working on it.

I think they're a page, like 700 or well. Yeah, they're still working on it. I think they're a page 700 or something. Yeah, we're starting at page 700. It starts at media res. Yes, exactly. All right, let's close up the old Plug Bag. Open the vlog bag with me dude. Open the vlog bag with me dude. Open the vlog bag with me dude. Please don't close it and be rude.

Pfft. Mmm. Like that I did skanking I was. Yes. That was skanking. It was skanking I was. Yes, you sure you were skanking. You were skanking so hard. That was Plugged Back 2025 Ska version by Dawn Shaw. Thank you to Dawn Shaw. And guys, I want to thank you so much.

Mitch. Thank you for having me. I wish Deb had seen your near death that happened when you almost choked me at the RPM. I know, I think I'm still choking. I felt that. You felt it? I did.

I know. I wish you would have warned me about that, Deb, instead I know, I think I'm still choking. I felt that. You felt it. I did. I know. I wish you would have warned me about that, Deb, instead of this fucking blimp I'm gonna see. Well, some lessons. Yeah, but in any case, I'll see you at the office tomorrow morning. Yes. Oh wow.

9 a.m. sharp. Start up brainstorm. I want the first hundred ideas or so on my desk by then. Not a problem. All right. And I'll be at your garage cleaning stuff up tomorrow afternoon as your assistant. I can't wait.

I'll just pay you in advance if that's okay. I said it's only six figures. I could only afford $999,999 a year, but. That's fine. Yeah, sorry. No, for now that's fine. That's fine. Yeah.

And I'm a moe hippie. And Yoda, what else needs to be said? Choking you over? I believe I was. Force choking you over? Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Lord Yoda.

It's not me, it's... it's Deb. Listen. Darth Deb. Oh my god. Can't you push it to seven figures? Deb, are you Force... what do they call it? Force... Choking. No, not choking. Force adjacent?

Sensitive? Sensitive, yes. A Sith she is. A Sith? Oh my gosh. So sorry. I'm sorry. I'll pitch in the- I can unclench your fist. And you wanted a few lavubu? Yeah, I'll take seven. Take the la boo boo. You must. Okay Yoda, I don't need your fucking force convincing. Can I just remind her that she loses money? I know. You really want me to buy these la boo boo? I gotta unload this. Alright, I'll see you at the office tomorrow and I'll see you all next week.

Thanks, bye! Bye!