Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - May The Labubu Be With You (Mike Mitchell, Shaun Diston, Patty Guggenheim)

Episode Date: July 28, 2025

This week Mike “Mitch” Mitchell joins Scott to discuss his time on “The Simpsons”, constantly embarrassing himself, and the new season of “Twisted Metal”. Then, spiritual advisor Yoda stops by to break off a ‘sclusie about the next “Star Wars” movie. Finally, energy reader Deb drops in to talk about how the economy has impacted her business. Don’t forget to check out the Comedy Bang! Bang! Action Figures at shop.figurecollections.com and go to actionfigureseller.com for international purchases. If you want more great episodes of Comedy Bang! Bang! become a subscriber at comedybangbangworld.com. We have all of the past episodes from the archives, every live show, ad-free new episodes, and original shows like CBB Presents and Scott Hasn’t Seen. Find more great Comedy Bang! Bang! merch at https://www.podswag.com/collections/comedy-bang-bang Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/cbb Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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this back to back. I've never done an episode back to back with someone. Perfect. Thank you. I would love to do that. First, before we get to them, let's get to our guest of honor. Wow. He is making his, I'm going to have a second appearance on the show. I don't know. Second, well, I have you though. Me as me, yes. This is my second appearance. You're joining the exclusive two-timers club. I can't believe it. First time here was for the pandemic classic The Tomorrow War as myself. I remember that.

That was a huge deal. You got cast in it. Yes. And it was going to be life-changing for you. Yes. And then did anyone watch it? Who knows? That's the fun thing of a pandemic movie.

No one knows. I wanted to. Yeah. I really did. Is it worth even going back to it at this point? I think that tomorrow was more fun than people. I wish it was on a big screen. Would it have been a box office failure on the big screen?

I don't know. That's the thing. We don't know. It was a great concept. And I wanted to see you in it. And then it just, pandemic got me too down. You know what I mean?

But, I mean, that was the issue. I think a lot of people didn't want to see an alien invasion movie during the pandemic. I know. We're too busy coughing and wheezing. But now you're back because. I'm back, baby.

Season two of a little show called Twisted Metal Is coming out The first three episodes are coming out on Peacock this Thursday This Thursday, many honks to you all That's right, many honks to everyone I don't know what that means I guess that's a horn Because the show's about cars, is that what it is?

Yeah, that's where my brain was Okay, many honks to you And many honks to him, please welcome back Mike Mitch Mitchell Thank you for having me here On a very holistic show I've heard It is a bit. There's no other way to describe it as far as I'm concerned. But Mitch, it's great to have you back joining the exclusive two-timers club.

It's great to be here. And twisted metal, first, let's go backwards in your career. We started in media res. Oh, sorry. We went too far back. Let's go even further back. Oh, no, it's C-Sperm. No, many people know you, of course, is one of the,

sketch members of Seminole sketch group, the Birthday Boys. Good thing I don't know what Seminole means, because I don't know if that's an insult or what the deal is. I don't know. I can't quite tell. Just like holistic. I'm baffled. But you were a member of the Birthday Boys, which had approximately 28 white men in the cast.

A show that would surely be made in today's... Now, what was the audition process? Was it like you saw a person of color and said, no, no, no, no. Or was it just... like you and your friends basically started a sketch group. Let me say this. There was all there,

the seventh member that was almost another member that was also a white guy. So, but the birthday boys was, uh, on this, on your very radio show. That's right. Back when you were on radio.

With Mark Marone who is ending his tenure on WTF. When you see the podcasters retiring, what are you, I don't know. I know. Do you want to make a lateral move and, and instead of being the, co-host of Doe Boys, you can be the sole host of WTF.

With, wow, W-TF with Mike Mitchell. Yeah. It's a double-em. That's the only requirement, double-m name. Welcome back, Mr. Obama. Now, first things first, you'd never get into the birthday boys. That is something, by the way. Also, Mitch is the co-host of the Doe Boys podcast.

That's right. I've been happy to be on for a good three times. You just told me a great idea for a return visit. I'm going to be coming back. Last time I was on, I came in at the tail end of a huge fight between you and the other co-host. And that episode was released, the one I was on. That was as bad as it got between my co-host and I. It was very, I forgot that you were.

And I tried to sort of broker the disagreement between you a little bit, on the air. You, you, you were much need. Well, first of all, Eva Anderson was the guest right before you. Yes. And we never released that episode. Yes. I saw her. I was parking and she was coming out and she gave me a look of like, who boy. And I wondered what was good because, you know, Eva, another writer on the comedy bang bang television show. We've known each other for a while. And usually she would stop to chat, but she was in a hurry to get out of there. She was, and also a person who was very loving and was trying her hardest to make us. And when you came in, we had cooled down over the course of a bunch of hours.

I came in during the cool down. Yes. But then we did the episode and it came up on the episode. And I tried to, I don't know, give you some perspective, but as little as I have. Here's the thing. You doing your show being the Maverick, the solo host, that's the way to do it. That's what you should do. I honestly think that Niger, Niger.

Oh, no. Never getting to the birthday boys. Oh, boy. Is that his nickname? Should it be? I mean, it's N. Weiger. It's like a brandelina, right?

I'll never attempt to say it, but I believe. But, oh, dear. Nick Weiger, he's the weak link, isn't he? Oh, yeah, 100%. Of a weak change. But, but, as you know, a writer on your, on your show. That's right. Yeah, for many a season.

A true genius. Hmm. Well, it's coming for me. Well, he wrote probably the favorite, most favorite sketch of anyone on that show. He wrote the Man Crave. Man Cave? God, why can I talk to him? The Man Cave episode.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which everyone constantly re-shares every year. He's, I mean, I would say both of us difficult people, maybe in our own ways. I don't know when, like, when he was at writing at your show, was he like playing solid, was he doing like, like, like 30 different tasks at the same time? Yeah, I don't know if he ever even spoke. Yeah, that's possibly. Yeah. I, someone had to tell me he was a writer later.

I don't know. But, uh, but I don't know. You're, I mean, yeah, I mean, you're probably, everyone's a difficult person, though. Yeah, I mean, I love the guy. And that was the, that was the, that was the, the nadir. Yeah, the nadir, thank you. Yeah. That got me nervous too for whatever reason.

America's become too woke. We can't say anything these days. Not even French words. But, uh, he, uh, he, we're both difficult guys. I think people want us to retire like Marin, basically. I think they want us to be. No, people love the dough boys. 10 years.

10 years. Are you 15 years? 16 at this point. 16 years. What do you think? What's the offer ramp? Oh yeah, what's the offer? I'm just trying to grind it out till 20. I don't give a shit anymore. I'm having Mike Mitchell on the show. He's in the two-timers club. You didn't have to put all this in the email, by the way.

Oh, yeah, that's right. I don't give a shit. I'm having you on the show again. But the things are going. We've, we've since that episode, here's the crazy thing, because I feel like you were just on. That was 100 episodes. again. That was two years, I would imagine? Two years ago. Wow. Yeah. We, we,

we just did our 500th episode. We went on tour. Nick doesn't like to tour. He doesn't like to travel, which I get, like that's not a family. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, his wife.

Yeah, feels disingenuous to say family when it's just a wife. He has three video game consoles. I mean, that's close enough. When I say family, I mean a wife and another podcast that he probably prefers. He does. He very much prefers it over, over Do Boys.

But we've been on a good streak. That's good. You know, sometimes something like that can bring people closer together. I think so, yeah. I mean, like still, I wanted to kill him, you know. That's okay. I think, I think people can get into arguments and as, and it's sometimes better than just letting a grudge just fester. Fester, I knew that one.

From the Adams family. Yes, that's how I know most of my words. It. The other words. he uh he he he's he's he's he's a he's a great man and uh i don't know if he wants to be in show business that's but he's very funny and that's what i always say to him is you think he should come on this show and and defend himself or talk shit about you i don't i don't even i don't even consider this talking this is not talking i think i think he would agree with me on a lot of

this stuff i think he doesn't i don't think he wants to do i think he was very much questioning whether he want to do show business and i said to him like you got there's nothing else you got going on. Kind of. Do you remember when you guys, the birthday boys taped your pilot in front of a live audience and he did the warm up? And I didn't even know it was him. I knew it was someone doing a fake thing, but he did a fake warm up guy and had to do then. He had planned on doing like a half hour and it turned into four or something. Yes. Yes. I believe it was, I mean, there was a lot of Bob breaking things down moments in between all that stuff and it ended up being about four hours long. And I got to say, he knocked it out of the park.

He's so funny. He was so funny. Yeah. Funny guy. Good podcast. Have him in here. Have him talk shit about me. He'd love to.

I would. He should do a response show. Yeah. I would love that. And dough boys, of course, can be found wherever podcasts, wherever you get your podcast. Wherever you get your podcast. That's right. And, but we're here to talk about twisted.

Something a little more twisted. Something a tad more twisted, maybe 9% more twisted. Twisted metal is back, baby. this is the television show that's been sweeping the nation. It's out on Peacock, the first season, entirely out on Peacock. And now the second season, the first three episodes coming out this Thursday. Take me through Twisted Metal like I'm some dumb fucking idiot who doesn't know shit about Dick.

All right. I can do this. I can do this. The PlayStation 1 video game console. I'm out. Who am I, Nick Weiger? There was a game, which I have, I just on Do Boys recently said that it's age. It kind of sucks to play now.

Is that mean to say? Is it because it's hard, difficult to play because of how rudimentary it is? Yeah, it's aged, you know, it's aged poorly, I guess in time. But not like the story and all that stuff is very fun. It's just America's so woke now. Yeah, that's the issue. You never have half these characters anymore. But it was a, you know, like a bunch of crazy characters in a battle royale, like, kind of

racer game where you would shoot missiles at each other and stuff like that. So it's, it's, you would race cars while shooting at people. Yes. I didn't have a, I wasn't a PlayStation kid. I was a Nintendo kid. So I didn't, I didn't play, but my friends had it and I saw it. And everyone knew it because of the clown, sweet tooth, which is the, you know, he's the character who's a clown.

Yes. And his name is, well, his name is, I don't know, what's his name? something, I'm looking at our producer to figure out what the fuck his name is shaking his head at me. Cane, something cane, Marcus Kane? Needles Kane. I don't know. I'm gonna have some, the, I'm looking at the Wikipedia on this. I can't find any information about it. The twisted metal subred. It's gonna be so mad at me, which is the same 12 guys. Do you think it's important as an actor to know the names of the other characters in a scene or you could probably just, like unless you have to call one of them the name?

Yes. Who gives a shit? Like, just take that out of you. your brain space. Who needs to know the names of the other people in the show? They try to have me overlap with the least amount of actors possible. A lot of monologues behind the wheel. But that's the thing. In twisted metal, you guys are driving cars. Cars only fit four people, maybe five at a time. So it's like, you know, normally you're just driving it by yourself. Like you're going down to the 7-Eleven to get, you know, I don't know, a big gulp eggs. What do you get at the 7-Eleven? Big open eggs, always. That's my. I've been into one of those things. I missed seven.

Probably, probably a decade. You haven't been into a seven. Seven 11 is maybe my favorite grocery store. I went to one in Tokyo, actually. And they're very nice. Or in, uh, in Thailand, actually. In Thailand and there, and it's like where people mainly shop.

That it's, they're, they're very, they're very, the, the, the, the, the seven lemons are very nice. Yes, they are very nice. It was also, it was a seven 11 day just recently where you can get a free slurpy. And I missed it. And it was, I, I, I, wanted to save that dollar 29. The embarrassing thing of a 40-something man walking in to get his free slurpy. So I skipped it this year.

I didn't do it this year. Yes, there's a lot of crazy characters and we're behind the wheel a lot, which leads to a lot of monologues as you're going. I was in. Who do you play? I play Stu of Mike and Stu fame, which in season one at the end of the season,

you see Sweet Tooth come in and slash up my buddy, Mike, the distance. So, but I am into the, like he masturbates you? Oh yeah. Yeah. He pulls he pulls me off of the distance. It's a very far shot. This is a weird fucking show, but I got to check it out. And we did that practically. Oh, wow. No CGI. No CGI involved. Okay. I was begging for it. Um, um, but, uh, yes, I, I drove a lot with, uh, with, with sweet tooth stew because I'm, I'm so long. And you see now that there's, this is not a spoiler because in the trailers you've seen that stew is still alive. So I,

Okay. And Sweet Tooth stew, what? What are we talking about? Sweet tooth is the clown. Sweet tooth is the clown. Yes. And he is, he, he is played by Samoa Joe, professional wrestler Samoa Joe. And his, is his voice is Will Arnett, though? His voice is Will Arnett, yes. Okay. And shouldn't it be reversed?

You know what? I think Will Arnette should be the body and Samoa Joe should be the voice. I agree. He's out there hawking credit cards. I will also, I'll say this. Will Arnett, iconic. I love him. I love him. Iconic guy. Worked with him a couple of times.

He's the best. Our great credit card salesman has an iconic voice and does a great job. And then also, but it is that sort of thing of when I was doing scenes with Joe. No one will scare me more than a professional vessel or screaming in my face. I mean, Joe is a great actor. So he actually scream. He's not just supposed to mime everything. He's not only he's acting, he's acting like phenomenally.

He's great. He's so great. He's just his voice then. Who I got to talk to about this? Maybe Will Arnett. I have no idea. Well, you're fired. Could I fire Will Arnett?

I give you permission. Podcaster to podcaster. You're fired. Mount Podmore. Mount partner, you? It's me and then all the smartless guys. Yep. And then you guys munching on burgers behind us.

We're visiting. And so we also have, who else is in this show? Oh, well, of course, Anthony Mackey is. Anthony Mackey is in there. The Falcon slash Captain America himself. I did a great job with Anthony Mackey where we were talking about Thomas Hayden Church being in the first season. The Sandman. I swear to God.

I'm sorry, Adam Sandler. I was just thinking about Adam Sandler. I wanted to bring him up. You remembered that Happy Gilmore 2 is coming out. Around the same time, I think. It is very close to, we're very upset about it. So he called me. I'll tell you two stories.

He called me and I tried to talk him into doing doughboys. And he talked to me for a full hour. This is Mackie? No, this is Thomas Hayden Church. You tried to talk Thomas Hayden Church, who's reticent to do any press or even rolls. And he said yes to doing it. And then the strikes happened and he could not come out.

And so Thomas Hayden Church was going to do. And he talked to me, I was like, oh, I'm just going to call. It was my mom's anniversary when my dad's passed away. We're going to go out to dinner. And I thought it would be a 15 minute call. He talked to me for like an hour and 20 minutes. That's, it was time. And I love, I love Thomas.

He's so great. Sideways, he's like, everything else, wings. He's like, I got to bring my daughter to college. He's like saying all this stuff to me. It was great. And then at the end, he said, hey, tell your mom the Sandman said, happy anniversary. That's what he said at the end of the call, which was great. And then your mom was like, Adam Sandler, which is happy anniversary?

This is incredible. No, Thomas Haynes Church. She went, oh, she was upset about it. But he's not in season two now. He, he was killed at the end of last season. Oh, I'm so sorry. Yes, I know. I was very upset.

I truly love Thomas. He was, he was, he was great. But he, uh, so I was saying to Mackie on set this year, I was like, Thomas Hayden Church was so great. And, you know, I was like, you know, like, he should have won an Academy Award for, for Sideways. Right. And I was like, who won it?

And I looked it up. And it was, um, what's his name from a million dollar baby? Clint Eastwood? No, no, uh, from, God, Morgan Freeman for a million, for million, for million dollar baby. You don't want to say that around. Anthony Mackey. Well, I was like, Thomas should have, like, Million Dollar Baby, that movie, and like,

Morgan Freeman should win for a million other things. A great actor, but I was like, I was like, Thomas Hayden Church should have won? Like, no one cares about Million Dollar Baby. And I was like, have you ever worked with Clint Eastwood? And he's like, yeah. And I was like, what movie? He's like, million dollar baby.

And I was like, fuck. And then he just was laughing at me. Okay, that's good. He did not, he did not care. Oh, okay. He's very funny about stuff like that. Is that one of the most embarrassing things? I mean, as you know,

up there with me calling Nick Niger. I am as you know as you have known me now for many years I just am constantly embarrassing myself I was wondering if I've been from our first mark Marin visit if I've become any less nervous uh since you've around Mark Marin around Mark Marin so I guess I shouldn't be asking you this but yeah I don't know the birthday was came in and we were actually we were our the gag was that we were like the airheads yes you were you were this is this is like episode this is where this is like episode this is when we were still... Was it on the radio? It was on the radio, so it must have been in the first 50 or so episodes. So I couldn't drop a single F-bomb, I'm going to say, at that point. Actually, they, it was internet-only radio at the time, so... But they didn't want me to curse, and then I believe a couple of comedians came in and immediately

said the C-word, and they were like, ah, they're famous, who cares? Dave Ferguson? Yeah. So, So Bojo was the guy who I was with. a lot of the time, but a lot of very, very funny people on the show. Patty Guggenheim is on the show. Lisa Gilroy. Stephanie Beatriz, I believe. Stephanie Beatrice,

oh my God. Who has a number one single, I believe? She's the with what, with the family Madrigal or? The Bruno thing. Oh, we don't talk about Bruno as with one. Yeah, we never talk about Bruno anymore. What's wrong with us? I just watched Encanto the other day because I hadn't seen it.

I hadn't seen it and Stephanie came in and recorded Doe Boy. So I was like, I'm going to watch this before she comes in to record Do Boys because she's been very mad at me for not watching it. We're not seeing the movie. And I, by the time. Has she tried to track down every single person who hasn't watched the movie because everyone's seen it? That's her mission. There's only a few of us left.

But by the time the show started, I had a half hour left. So I didn't finish the, I didn't finish the movie. She was mad at me again. Sounds a lot like me with season one and two of twisted metal. Of course, which comes out this Thursday, season two. And tomorrow war. We're going to get you on the... We're going to get you streaming, Scott.

I got to watch all of your stuff. I've watched Love, of course. You were very funny on the Paul Russ Netflix show, Love. Yeah, great job. And along with Claudio. Yes, the best. And Gillian, Gilly. And Twisted Metal, though, it's coming out now.

And it's basically like post-apocalyptic future. Yes. It'd be weird to be a pre-apocalyptic future, right? Yeah, I guess that would be... Or just like the last thing you see is just a nuclear bomb going. on the last episode and everyone dies. Like, we don't know,

the Simpsons might be a pre-apocalyptic future. They've been building that for 20, 40 years, we all die. I worked over there. I should have gotten into some of the hidden plans. That's right. You worked at the Simpsons.

You ran lunches, right? Yes, I ran a very important job, mind you. Yeah. To the Simpsons office, incredibly important. Very, very important.

But that is the thing. I mean, I was talking about this recently. I was like, I was an assistant to the writers over the Simpsons and the person I was talking to was correct to me. I was like, so that's very different from a writer's assistance.

I was like, yes, I got like 100 yogurts every week, and that was the end of my job. Like, that was, that was it. But I did, I highlighted scripts and I dealt. For what? For the Simps. For the voice, for the voice actors. Oh, I see. So like Dan Castle in Edacombs and you highlight all of his lines.

I was highlighting all of his lines. Word search dough. Actually, annoyed grunt is what it is in the script. Is it really? It is. It's annoyed grunt in the script. And then I still Just write dough

What are they standing on ceremony at this point? Just write dough into the fucking script. They should write dough into the script You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They did write dough into the scripts because Nick Weiger and I were in an episode of The Simpsons. That's right.

Yes. The dough boys were in there. We're right there. Yeah. And it's always fascinating to me that shows like that will make fun of a show like mine but not ask me to do it. Nick Kroll has this show.

What's his show called the animated show? The crazy teen show. Crazy teens. Big mouth. Big mouth. No one. No one. Yes.

Big mouth. He fucking draws me in it and then doesn't let me do the voice. What was going on with this guy? He's got to get you in there and the show is over, I believe. The show's over now. Can they do one bonus segment? He should have drawn David Caruso in it and then have me do the voice. Does Caruso do you?

No, no. He swears that, because it's a drawing of me and Paul have to talk. Tompkins, and he swears it's supposed to be a drawing of David Caruso and Dennis Franz, I think. Anyway, what is going on in Hollywood with all this voice replacement? What is happening in Hollywood these days? I have no idea. You're the perfect person to talk to about this because twisted metal comes out this Thursday. Yes. And anything you want to tell the fans about what you're up to in this season?

It's bigger this year. Not me. Well, me too, actually. I am. I did get size wise. I did get a little bit bigger. We have Jason Ansukas. We have Chloe Feynman. Both gone, season two, not in season two. Spoiler alert, gone. They were in season one and they were very funny. But this year it's bigger. The action is crazier. We got a lot of funny, a lot of funny people coming in this season.

And like I said, Lisa Gilroy, Patty Gugnardt. Who else? Anthony Carrigan. John O'Hillian. Anthony Kerrigan. Metamorpho himself. I mean, metamorpho himself is there. Wow.

And he's great as Calypso. John O' Wilson is in there. it's a blast. Incredible. I know everybody. Andre Kim. I should just list them all off. Yeah, really.

We got to check out this show. Richard Clerk. Want me to keep going? Mike Shaw. Not in the slightest. Okay, right, yeah. But the season two comes out this Thursday. Three episodes that day, then two episodes the following Thursday, two episodes the

Thursday after that, two episodes the Thursday after that, and then finally finishing it out with three episodes the Thursday after that. Yes. So people can, I mean, this is like a five-week. commitment. Yes. You're saying that like it sounds like

too much. I mean, if someone were to come up to you and say like, hey, would you want to watch my TV show over the next five weeks?

Like, it sounds, if it sounds too much. How's it? They can patiently wait five weeks and watch it all at once to if they want to.

I think they should keep everyone in suspense about TV shows where like one comes out and then you never know if there's going to be another one. Like I love Lucy. First episode comes out.

like that that ruled so peacock is making an announcement like twist of metal has been renewed for the second episode i like i think that's fun i would like it that'd be cool if like they did shows one episode at a time over decades instead of like let you guys have 12 in one year and then another 12 next year it's way too much way too much one episode over 120 years i'd love this idea i um and twist and metal's perfect for it um i i i just want i want to give a shout to this some i mean j jim Joe and I were. Are we giving shoutouts on this show now? We are? Yeah.

All right. Yeah. Go ahead and give your shout out. I just, I loved working with Joe and also he, he like man handles. Who the fuck is Joe? Samoa Joe. Oh, okay.

Who, uh, who, he, he, like, I, I, I've said this, but like, it, as a big guy, it's so nice to, like, be like, it made me feel like a little boy again that he could, like, that he's nice. Did he ever pick you up and hold you in his arms? He occasionally, yes. I mean, he is that strong that he can do it. And he would just, like, whip me around. I was like, well, I, uh, we.

I haven't felt this way in forever. He whipped you around at the end of this season. He whips me around all through the season. And we also both get hurt because there's a lot of action. So everyone kind of gets hurt at some point during the season. This is fantastic. I got to check out this show. You got to check out the show.

Also, I drove in a mail truck for most of the most of the summer that has no air conditioning. You didn't request a female truck? I should have. Like I do with my masseuses? In any case, twisted metal. enough with the jokes. Twisted metal comes out this Thursday and we all want to be watching it. Peacock, of course, where you get traders in Deal or No Deal Island.

Yes. They have non-reality shows too and this is one of them. Who would have thought bringing the briefcases to the island would have made such a huge difference? That's the secret. Bring everything to the island. Bring twisted metal to an island. I would love that. Twisted Metal Island.

I'm going to an island soon. I'm going to Hawaii for the first time. I've never been. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Have you been? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Maybe only 20 times. Really? Oh, that's right. Yes, I knew that you went. I'm excited. I'm excited to go. Okay, well, if you see Mitch in Hawaii, give him an aloha. And aloha. Yeah, you won't know whether you're saying hello or goodbye. Which is fine with me. But you're hoping it's goodbye.

I'm hoping it's goodbye. All right, Twist Metal comes out this Thursday. We have to take a break. When we come back, we have a spiritual advisor. We also have an energy reader. Mitch, I'm so glad you're on the show today. You can stick around, right? Of course. All right, fantastic. We're going to take a break.

we'll be right back with more Mitch, more comedy bang bang, bang. We'll be right back after this. Bye. Comedy bang, bang, bang, we're back. Mike Mitch Mitchell is here. That's right. Of course, Twisted Metal fame. You get recognized on the street from Twisted Metal.

Is it a different audience than would watch the birthday boys, meaning an audience? There is an audience for this show, which is nice to have a show that has, You know, like you're guessing whether anyone saw it ever. Yeah, you know, I've been approaching a lot of people have thought that I played the clown. They thought that I, they thought that, yes. Wait, they recognize you from Twisted Metal, but they think you're the clown.

They were like, you played the clown? I was like, no. Also, I don't, he's, he's a wrestler. He's like a professional athlete. He's in good shape. But they thought I played the shirtless guy with this. Look, there's a lot of weirdos out there. There certainly are.

None of them actually try to assassinate you. Because I would, I would miss you. Why are you putting that into the world? Same. That's what weirdos do. I don't want to be assassinated. Well, actually, whatever. In any case.

Do you think that would help my, like, my legacy in Hollywood if I got assassinated? Would it cement your legacy? No, I think people would still just, 20 years later just forget. Did not really know? Yeah. I mean, I mean, yeah, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I think that it would make me Hollywood, like, that is the only way I could be a

a Hollywood legend. So, you know what, I'm open to any assassination attempts. You'd rather be a Hollywood legend than still be alive. I mean, come on. With your loved ones? Yeah, I mean, they're all right. They're okay. From Quincy, Massachusetts?

Yeah, I would miss them. So don't, on the other hand, yeah, don't, don't come admit, if you see him on the street other than to say aloha. Thank you. That's right. All right, well, we need to get to our next guest. He is a spiritual advisor. Please welcome for the first time on the show, Yoda. Hmm.

Hi, Yoda. Young Akerman. Again, hello. Again, hello. I mean, you didn't say hello more than just that time. Good to see you, I am. Yota, so good to see you. I'm pretty sure I recognize you from the movies, the Star Wars movies.

Have you seen these movies? Of course I've seen. Not only have I seen them, I enjoy them quite a bit, except for the nuance. Disney Star Wars. The Disney Star Wars, I'm not, I don't, I don't. You enjoy Disney Star Wars? I'm not like the biggest Disney Star Wars thing I mean I don't want to tell you that you're

I would never say this to someone's face I think I think you've done great work in all the movies Yoda's not in those those He doesn't care right he does appear I am in the new Disney Star Wars Scott Where were you in these Disney Star Wars? Well of course I show up in the last Jedi Scott Doing what I don't remember

I show up and I like the tree on fire And I say hmm young Skywalker Do you do with a laser or something or what No, I kind of like meditate for a second and then lightning comes from the sky. And I say, young Skywalker, always looking to the horizon, never here now. Okay, so you were in The Last Jedi. I apologize. I'm not, you know, necessarily track. I believe I appear in Rise of Skywalker as well.

Even when you were saying that that's what you do in Last Jedi, it sounded like you didn't even like it that much, honestly. I think it's good. Oh, you do? Okay. Best Yoda, it is. No, no, it's not. You are what we grow beyond. That is the burden of all masters. Remember that?

That's from the movie. Not really. I mean, The Last Jedi, it is. These are not iconic lines. Iconic, it is young argument. Like, try or do or do not, there is no try. Like, that's an iconic yoda line.

These ones you've been doing from The Last Jedi, I barely. I don't like much fear in you, I see. Yeah. The dark side, I see. That one's okay. Yeah. But in any case, you're short, you're green. That's right.

You're a Jedi. I'm a mean machine. You're a mean, green machine. I'm short, I'm green, I'm a mean machine. What movie is that from? Christmas special it is. Okay, right. Life Day, of course.

Of course. But welcome to the show, Yota. It's so great to meet you. I mean, you're so iconic. You're a movie star. That's right. You only star in these Star Wars movies. I'm in television as well.

Okay. Yeah, but Star Wars-related? Yeah. Why haven't you ever branched out into other things? You know what I mean? Like, people love you. You should be in your own non-Star Wars-related movie. Podcast, I should have?

No, no, no, no, no. Like a heist movie or something. Interview Obama, I will. But, like, you know what I mean? Like the Italian job starring Yoda. Should I be in the Italian job? Yes. Driving around one of those Mini Cooper's upstairs.

You'd fit in a Mini Cooper. It would look huge on you. I do drive a Mini Cooper. Do you really? That's right. That makes, that makes... For me, it's just a Cooper. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes.

I also notice you have a green drink here, too. I do a green drink. People say, is that your jizz? I say no. Smoothie it is. Apple, banana, and ginger. And also spinach inside. Okay.

Does it taste good? Good, it tastes. I think he mixes up the syntax of his sentence. So he's saying it tastes good. Oh, thank you. Yeah, yeah. You just got to come. to reverse everything. Easy to do it is no.

Oh. Why do you do it then? Yoda? Is it just to be, you want to seem cool? Well, if you ask George, it's so I'm compelling. Because I noticed in Empire Strikes Back, which was your first screen appearance. You don't even do it all that much. I do it like once or twice. And then they're like, oh shit, that's what everyone liked about Yoda. Damn, we got to keep doing that. And then you just lean into it. Yeah, I think it's fun. Well, that one was fun you think it is. Yeah, it's funny. Fun I think it is. So sometimes you do You just, sometimes it's just hard to do. Sometimes it's hard to do.

Sometimes hard to keep up, it is. Yeah. So, Yoda, what are you doing here? You're a spiritual advisor. Yes. What's been going on with you? You're not really in movies or TV all that much anymore. No, I am in the acolyte.

Oh, okay. My ears perk up at the end of the season. Oh. Yes. I got to watch that. I go and asks, Master Yoda. And then, you don't really see me. You just see my ears.

You see the ears. Okay. That's cool, I guess. And then, but, but, But what are you up to these days? I'm going around doing press for Disney Plus. You're going around to... I also...

You're doing press for Disney Plus? Yes, of course. Okay, okay. Affordable it is. I don't. What about... Good content it has. I'm trying to push Peacock here, Yon.

Peacock. Peacock, yeah. I mean, peacock, it's every color of the rainbow. What about peacock? Which includes green. We're talking about Disney Plus. Okay. Disney Plus with Hulu?

Affordable it is. And ESPN as well? If you want the bundle? It's only 2699. A month? If you want the premium bundle, no ads. Are there people out there who are like Marvel and Star Wars fans who also want to watch ESPN all the time? I mean, come on, what are they thinking?

I don't, well, they do show a lot of trailers on basketball games. You might see the Superman trailer or something. Yota, I saw, I was watching an old episode of Empty Ness and I saw you. a guest star on there. Are you not going to do any more like a... What was I doing on 19-D-Kest? I don't remember. You don't remember this?

You were... I got to look this up. Nosey neighbor was on? You were the nose neighbor with the white-haired man there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You were really funny on it. I am not seeing anything on the internet about this. Did you go by a different game?

Hallucination, you have. I don't remember that at all. Of course. I do remember being on golden girls. Oh, that's what... Oh, that's probably what it was. Yes. So you knew what he was talking about.

You were just being an asshole? Asshole I was being... Prick, I can be sometime. Are you... Speaking of assholes, how do you feel... Wait, no, no, no, hold on. How do you shit? Yes.

That's a great question. Because you're an alien. We don't know whether you have one. Many mysteries surround I. Yeah, yeah. Me. Do you shit and... and piss and...

I do not shit. Oh, wow. You don't. No. Is this like a Harry Potter thing where like the wizard's shit on the floor and they evaporated away? The miniclorians in my bowels eat all my waist. Oh my God.

The living force. That's... Midichlorians eat shit. Interesting it is. It's hard. Canon. It is not. Canon.

It will be. It will be. So shit, no one piss. Yes. Piss you piss. Oh, you piss. So you have a penis. For fun, I piss.

Oh. Just for fun, you don't have to get rid of it? No. I can let the end of glories eat my piss as well. Sometimes it's good to just drop trow and light something up with my piss. Yota, why did you ask me if I could hook up your iPad for this music if you're only going to use it once? I thought that music just appeared when you came here. I didn't know idea.

It was an iPad. iPad I needed to hook up. I mean, was it worth it? That's not. Just in case I needed to use AI to look so. something up. Oh, so you're an AI bro. Oh, yeah.

Oh, that sucks, Yoda. They're building a data center on Diego Baugh. You're not as, you're not as wise, honestly, as I thought you were. You don't think I'm wise? Oh, no. Yoda, Yoda! Oh, my God. Come the fuck down.

Put the lightsaber down, Yoda. We don't have lightsabers. Okay, okay. I'll put it down. Actually, I do have a replica right over there. Replica, it is. Not a real thing. It's not a working lightsaber.

No. And lightsaber came out of. your iPad. That's right. Extended from your iPad. You asked why I brought my iPad. This is an Apple Eyes, eyesaber.

Apple Eye Saber? Yes. It uses USBC to charge. It seems worse than a regular. The Kiber Crystal, I feel like is a better. Young Mitchell. Oh, yes. I've heard that you don't like Disney's Star Wars.

I don't love, I mean, I told you. Yeah, you just said it. I don't like it. I've heard from around town, rumors, if you will. Yes. Then you don't like Disney store. Yeah, you know,

no. What is your, what's your, what's your, what's your, what's your, um, I,

I, I thought the, the movies, they just, they didn't, they didn't, they didn't, I, I,

I, uh, you work, they did not. The work they did not, you did, you looked very different. Many, many millions of dollars they made.

That is true. People did go out and see them, but that doesn't always mean that artistically. So you, you must fuck. Wait, what? Oh, what?

What does that mean? Do I have to fuck myself? Oh, is that you're saying to tell me to fuck myself? Oh, the syntax again. You, you must fuck. You must fuck. Is fuck you. Like, oh, oh, okay, you, you.

You, hold on. Give it another try, you must. I've tried it quite a few terms. You look very different. I don't know if you have worked on. You've watched these probably five times. Yes, I've watched them truly far too many times. For movies that are essentially you don't like.

Yeah, just making me angry. But I think that in The Last Jedi, you look weird. I don't know if you got work done or like a puppet. You look very different. Like the original puppet? You do not look like the original puppet. Yeah, you, I mean, you look kind of like. You're body shaming now.

Is the face part of the body? I don't think you want me to come back at you with that. No, I mean, no, please don't. I think that would be really bad. Long COVID you must have. I do have long COVID. Recognize me, you do know. It seems like you got like a brow lift or something.

You look very different. Botox, I did. Fillers. There's no wrinkle. I did get pootox. You look very shiny. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You look very different. So you say I look different, but I look good. You look pretty good. Mm-hmm. A compliment it is. It's a compliment. You look good. You're looking great.

What if I told you there was some new Disney Star Wars that you might like? Oh, I mean, yeah. Is this a exclusive? Are we... I'm going to break off a sclucci. Oh, my God. Wow. Okay, yeah.

Hit us because it's been so long since we were in the... The news. Actually, I said that on a recent episode, and then Karen Gillen mentioned she got married in a castle. And that made the UK papers. Oh, my God. So it's, I mean, it's been a while since Tatiana was on this show and dropping fake She-Hulk spoilers that get picked up by the comic book press. But this is an exciting, exclusive here. Picked up, this will get. Okay, yeah, let's hear it.

Ray, young Ray. Huh? your favorite character Oh yes Wait is this Jamie Fox I think Young Ray

That is my favorite character Young Ray From Ray Yeah from the first 20 minutes of Ray The sunglasses he wore Blind he was His father didn't want him

To play the piano It's like how are you ever gonna find it in the house I'm gonna make it do what I do baby No Ray Skywalker of course Oh The new Ray movie

Yes Yes Has it been in development for a while. Cool, yeah. Are you excited to hear the plot, young Mitch? I would love to hear the plot. Oh, my God, this is really an exclusive. In the new Ray movie,

called The New Jedi Order. Yes. Ray will travel back in time using the world between worlds. Okay. To the moment in Return of the Jedi. Oh, no, Empire Strikes Back. Okay. Where, you know, Vader's looking at Luke and he says,

no, I am your... And before she can, before he can complete it, she's going to show up and say, he's her father, he's your father. So she will spoil it for Luke. That sucks. Canon, it will change. That sucks. I hate that. Why?

First of all, you also did, you didn't do this in any, you didn't go back or the syntax you've just dropped completely. But this is, I think, I'm doing a pitch. Oh, okay. You dumb it down for, no, for these executives, you really got to dump it down. Yeah, yeah, got it. So yes, in time, back in time, she will go. I mean, these are the only good. Star Wars movies

that exists? Why are you going to ruin these? Change the the whole story we will. No, that sucks. You'll go back and say, he's your father, he's your father,

run, run, run. His hand he will not lose. He barely even loses it. It's like the next time you see him he's got a robot hand. Robot hand not needed. Then he never brings it up again. It is like

an error in these movies that he never brings up his robot hand again. He's never like, oh, this it's itches. This makes jerking off. He's allergic to. metal. This is a good idea.

Oh, no, no. I'm not suggesting. Disney Star Wars prequelities. No, this is Yoda. It's what? Don't ruin these great movies. It's good. They go back in time.

It's easy. He's your father. He's your father. Then he'll run away, run away. Run away. Run away. Then they'll go, we. That is the movie.

So it is just a lot. That will be the beginning of the trilogy. Oh, God. What else happens in the other two movies? Oh, she goes back in time to, Well, come on, why? She goes back in time to revenge of the sin. Okay.

And then she says to, Obi-on Kanovi says, Hey, he's actually not the chosen one. Come on, Yoda. It's a quick scene, but it changes the entire trilogy. I don't want to, I don't hate Ray. I don't, I don't, but I don't need. A woman, she is.

Yes, I know. What is your issue with Ray? She auditioned to be in the birthday boys, and we just, she did, we like her stuff. Oh, okay. She just got booted. Vendetta you have. Here's my question.

Do you have a vendetta against, they're making a new, they're making a new space balls. Yes. Are you excited for that? Is there a Yoda character in spaceball? Scott hasn't seen. Oh, you haven't seen.

I haven't seen space ball. Then you don't know about yogurt. Oh, I guess not. You don't know about yogurt? I know Darth Helmut. Now I know about yogurt, I guess. Yogurt, played by Mel Brooks himself. Yogurt, I do not like.

Problematic it is. Oh, really? In what respect? Green face. Oh, my God. Not right, it is. You know, I'm not going to argue against that. Do you want to hear about the new Disney Plus television show?

Yes, yes, sure, certainly. Young Finn. Finn, young Finn. Oh, no, no, it's not about a young fit. It's not like a prequel editing. No, this is a continuation of Rise of Skywalker. Oh, okay. So Finn, we love Finn.

Finn. Yeah, Finn. He was handled perfectly in the movie. He was handled perfectly. He was handled perfectly? Yeah. A Jedi should not. have been black people with

lightsabers. Uh-uh. Although you got Jar Jar Jar. He got Jar Jar Jar. Oh, Chargers black for sure. I just mean the guy the guy who plays Jar Jar Jar. He had a lightsaber.

That's right. And let's not forget Mace Windu. Mace Windu. Mace. But his lightsaber was purple. I like his dick. Wait, what? We don't want to speculate about the color of his.

Canonage is not. Okay. Canon it shall be. He realized it is. No. But, well, Finn at the end of Rise of Skywalker, wants to go find his family. Yes. I remember this bullshit.

I don't remember this, but it's been a few years. So, of course, where does he go? But canto bite? The canto region? In the canto region. That's Pokemon. There is, there is, you know, there's a guy in the comedy world who I'm friends with who, like, loves these Disney Star Wars movies.

And I can't tell if he's, like, trolling me to try to make me like them. Is that right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he's a very funny guy. Right. He's a funny guy. And he has good taste a lot of the time, but he loves these Disney Star Wars movies. Okay.

He worked on Twisted Metal. Oh, oh. I've heard about this guy. I know his manager. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but I've never met the guy. Yeah, he's a good guy. Good guy.

I've heard stories about him recently about, like, how he used to teach improv, and he would sit in the audience like he was a student and then talk to the students and going like, oh, I wonder what the teacher's going to be like. And then he would stand up and go, congrats, you've all just done improv. Oh, my God. Classic bit that is. He sucks. Yeah, that does. That does. Rules this guy is sounds like.

Worse of this. Finn finds, Finns finds his family in Canton White. The great casino planet, if you want. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And of course. Why didn't you see them there the first time? Was he there that first time?

Just missed him, sliding door situation. Oh, okay. But when he sees his family, yeah, John Boyega plays all of them, kind of like the clumps. Oh, okay. This might be good. The Finns.

The Finns. The Finns? But he'll love this because he was underused in the last couple of... So now he gets to be all the characters. Yeah, I love this. His grandmother's like, hey, Finn, what the hell? We're doing all those white guys? Is Hercules in the Star Wars universe?

Because I want the grandma to say Hercules. No, but instead of Hercules, she says, she says, um, dapper balaba. Deppa bala. It's not as good. It doesn't roll off the top of the top. Yeah, I don't know. We're still working on it. Yeah.

Wait, what, you're, are you script doctoring this? Of course I do uncredited script doctoring. Oh, my God, okay. Learn from Princess Leia, I did. That's where the real money is. You just write a couple different jokes in there. Yeah. So that must be the extent of what's coming up on Disney.

More there is. What? What else? There's more stuff. Yoda prequel series. Oh, young Yoda. Okay. Young Yoda.

Like a young Sheldon for the Yoda. But it's not really like young Shelton. It's more like a hangout comedy. Okay. And how young is Yoda at this point? He's like, you know, 300. It's not that young, honestly. My species is very long lived.

I know, but it's like what's adolescence for you? 50. So you've been an adult for 250 years at this point. It's just slightly younger Yoda? The show has youthful energy, but adults in it, of course. Okay. Because sex comedy it is. Oh, so you have sex in this.

Like new girl it is. Oh, wow. Oh, okay. I live in an apartment with Dexter, Jester, Jester. Oh, my God. Mascanada. Oh, my God. And Yaddle.

I mean, do you and Young Yaddle hook up? Well, that will there won't be there is. No, I love that. Okay. And she's kind of like Jess and the new girl is Yaddle. A tease she is. Oh, wow. you thought that Jess was a tease, like a cock tease?

That's right. Yoda! Just should have been giving it all. You shouldn't be called women, cock teasers? I just think coach was hot. She should have fuck coach. I think that was LeBorde. I auditioned for coach.

Auditioned? I did. I certainly auditioned for coach. Auditioned also that you guys know that guy Sean Distant did. Oh, really? You audition for coach? Wow. When Damon Wayne's Jr.

stepped away. They really scraped the bottom of the barrel for casting. Yes. John Diston and me. An unknown John Distin did audition. He did. This is the truth. In the scene, you were supposed to stop, like, I was supposed to be mad, and I stopped my foot in a light from the ceiling fell during my audition. Whoa. And did you stay in character and roll with it? Yes, I threw barrels at the, uh, Donkey Kong movie you thought you were auditioned. I thought it was in the Donkey Kong movie. Well, surely that must be the last pitch to. describing young Yoda.

Shit. Oh. Graphic sex scenes there will be. Oh, okay. On Disney Plus? That's right. Oh, okay. All right.

Shmi Skywalker is in it. Oh, wow. Shmi Skywalker. That's right. Who's Schmey Skywalker? Mother to Anakin Skywalker. She sadly was killed by a... Banffas or something?

Yeah. What are the little guys that... Jawa's? Jawa's. She was killed by Jawa. She was killed by Jawa. No, wait, that's not right. Yeah, maybe I don't remember.

Who knows? Oh, no. Tuscan Raiders. Tuscan Raiders. That's what it was. Different allegory for people of color. It was. What do you think about these Star Wars movies where they have the, like, they have the Japanese race of aliens?

Trade wars, they were. You have a quick question. You say you do a lot of script archering. You could have changed a lot of that. You could have changed all of this. I did that. Oh, he did. That's right. Oh, that's just a jeez.

Okay. Because the trade war. have. I said that to Trump. Oh, wait, why are you talking to Trump? We text. Oh, no. Come on, Yoda.

We love Yoda. We don't want our... I am wise, and I see the darkness in him. We don't want our memories of Yoda to be sullied like this. Wait, before I go, I got to do one thing. We want to be sullied like sully. That's right, yeah. Young Mitch.

Yes. You like Disney Star Wars. I do I do You do like Disney Star Wars I do like Disney Star Wars Yoda you're bright It's true

Maybe Last Jedi is good Interesting point What was that I don't know Your guest Mitch said it Maybe you'll say it You know what Maybe Last Jedi is good

Interesting What the hell This is crazy Is this a Jedi mind trick you're using on me on you? No genuinely like you do. Oh my God, I do. I like The Last Jedi.

Wow. Scott, he's right. This is incredible. We're going to be making news on two fronts. Your spoilers and you liking The Last Jedi. And there's a new Twist of Metal game coming out. I don't know if that's true. That's true at all.

Also, I do want to say, there were articles about me biting Yaddle at a press event, and I got to say, total bullshit. Oh, I saw that. All right. We want to make sure we get that out there. You know, we were just being playful. Okay. All right.

All right, Yoda. Well, thanks for dropping by, I guess. Can you stick around? I can. This isn't really the spiritual advisor kind of segment that I... But coming up next, we have an energy reader. If you need spiritual advice, might I point you to the Disney Plus bundle with ESPN, Hulu, and FX for $26.99 a month? Joda.

That's almost $300 a year. Can you plug that? Hulu has live sports. So what? So does cable. Young Yoda, can you please plug cock pee, please? Yeah. Metal twisted on cock pee.

That's, thank you. We thought the syntax would have him to say peacock. Oh, well. Look, we have to take a break. When we come back, we're going to have an energy reader. This is very exciting. We'll have more Yoda, more Mitch. We'll be right back with more Comedy Bang Bang after this.

Comedy Bang Bang! Bang! We're back here with. Mike Mitch Mitchell. That's right. I like the Mitch in quotes. Well, people would wonder why I'm calling you Mitch if they don't know your work.

That is very true. Yes, yes. Everyone calls them. Too many mics. Too many mics. I know more Mike Mitchells, too.

I had three in my phone at a certain point. You know what? I used to get the, the Mike Mitchell, the director of the chipmunks movie. Yeah, the Shrecks. The Shrex.

Yes, yes. He still texts me quite, quite frequently. On holidays. He seems like a very nice man. Very nice man. I would email my manager

and my agent and say, hey, can you give me a list of money I've made over this year? And they would send you his list of money? They would send me his list of money. And let me tell you, those chipmunks pay pretty well. And I was like, no, I'm the guy who made under $100,000 and under $50,000. And under $20,000 and under $10,000. And under $1,000. Oh, no.

Also, Yoda is here. His music started again. Apologize I must. Oh, Yoda. What do you have to apologize? I apologize for. Big dirty shit I took in bathroom. Oh, no.

You know, you saying it backwards doesn't make it better. Oh, so didn't you say that your midi-Clorians eat the shit? Yeah. For fun, I did. For fun? Oh, you did it for fun. Sometimes it's good to stretch things out down there. Oh, Jesus Christ.

All right, look, we need to get to our next guest. She's an energy reader. Please welcome to the show for the first time, Deb. Hello, can I hear some of your music? Oh, sure. Oh, yeah, let's hear. Sure, you just got to hear it. Yeah, let me just get into this.

Let me just get into this. A little bit of this. Let's all just take one big, deep, deep, deep breath, down, down deep into where you would sit. Okay. So everybody's breathing? Okay, yeah. Oh, you just kind of be distracting.

Get deeper. I feel that we can all get a little bit deeper here, huh? Okay. Choking, I am. It's operating. Thank you. Now, I feel, it's just, So we begin.

Let's begin. Yeah, Deb, it's so nice to meet you. I'm so happy to be here. I've been wanting to be in this space for so long. I've felt the energy of this space. Anytime I'm in the hills, I can feel the space of this very room. Oh, this room. I thought you meant the podcast space, but you mean this literal, just this room.

Yes, I feel the energy emanating and ruminating. Interesting way of talking. She has. Well, I was going to compliment your way of talking. I am very honest to be with you, a spiritual advisor as yourself. I don't ever get usually face-to-face with such as spiritual advisors. It's very, this is a big day for me. You guys have similar kind of points of view in a way, I would imagine.

I mean, you're an energy reader. What exactly is an energy reader? So, anything and everything has energy, including people. So I'll read their energies, colors, orres, palms. You know, just books if you have them. Books. Books. I'll read books.

Whatever you have. I have a few books. I like to go. Have you ever read the corrections? No. Oh, you got to read the corrections. I like to expand my palate always. But, you know, I like to take what people don't give me verbally or visually.

And I like to feel what it is that's coming off of you. Oh, okay. Can you do? Yes, that's why I'm here. Okay, great, yeah. Everyone here has a color. Really? I have a color.

You do. Can you tell me what it is? Can you breathe for me into the mic? Yeah, sure. Into the mic. That's what COVID are here. You can tell that? A long COVID.

You can tell just from a. And the color is deep, orange, green, yellow, some blue. A little bit of sapphire. Oh, my God. Silver. Oh, my, that's, I thought it would be just one color. Yeah, that's like so many colors. Yeah.

That's a lot of colors. That's a lot of colors. So when you walk into the world, you emanate an energy that is all of that. Orange. What does it, what does it mean? Orange. That's a good question. It is a good question.

Yeah. So, good question. It means that you're bringing in what is known as the past. your past lives. Okay, okay. But then you're also tapping into what is known as your higher life. Oh. So you're bringing it all together in this moment,

and you're emanating something unique to you. Oh. So it's like a moment. Don't we get that just from his face, though? Because like we look at his face and we recognize who he is. Sure. And that's unique to him, right? Yes.

That is a very good point. I will say my business has not been going great lately. Oh, no. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to nitpick. No, no, no. You're poking holes in my business a little bit, but it is, I will be honest. I've been the energy healer to the stars for years.

Which stars, do you mind us asking? Robin Thick. Oh, my God. That's Robin Thick. Yeah, that's, I mean, Alan, his father used to be on the show. Yes. Oh, Alan was on the show. Until he passed away.

Maybe even after him. I'm not quite sure. I think he wants or twice. Honestly, I think he's here with him. right now if I'm not going to lie. Yes, I do feel that. Has he been watching this show since he passed away? He has a few notes.

So Robin Thick. Robin Thick. I was with Danny Banaducci for a bit. The Dooch? The Dooch. Kate Moss. But I have not really been working with them lately. They have not been requesting my services.

I think it's the economy. So I have been selling Labuboos as well. That's what those are. Yeah, I guess you have some. I did. Are you trying to sell them to our listeners or to us personally? Well, if you guys are interested, I have a few here in studio to show you. I would love to.

I've seen a couple of these things. My wife has some and they're frightening looking. I understand it. I do not. I don't quite get what the crazes. I feel like you, of all, people, would really want something like this. They hang from your... They're about as big as you.

You hang from your little rope. I need a yo. Yoda size a booboo. A Yoda size of a baby Yoda. Isn't that kind of a... Yeah, what do we think about Grogu? You do not like Grogu, it seems like. No, I like Grogu.

Good guy. Does Grogu need... Shredden by him, I am not? Does Grogu need a Lubu? Maybe he needs one for a life day. Agree. Well, I'm trying to get my services back hopping in L.A., but... Well, maybe we could help.

Yes. Yeah. So... Let's do an example of... these readings and maybe our listeners will want to order them from you. The call in to you and then you can tell them to me because I don't have a

I don't have a cell phone. I will say that I read interesting energy of Ackerman interested to see what you see. Yes. What do I? Give me a good, come on I'm a little bit of a It's like a dark, dark energy. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Dark what? Yeah. Dispire and fear. It's a it's a slick Something slick. Oilly. I thought they were going to give you a color. I didn't know that there's... Jizz.

Jizz. I think it's a jizzy energy. A jizzy energy? No one's... Look, Deb, if I were to pay an energy reader to read my energy and they said I had a jizzy energy, I don't know that I would be... I haven't seen any money yet. Okay, but you're here for promo purposes, right?

Yes, yes. Well, a jizzing energies, of course, Star Wars version of... jazz. Oh. That's a good point. Oh, that is canon. That is canon. That is canon.

Although I believe canon has been changed regarding that. I think we should be, I think we should be happy with a jizzy energy because a jizz is what can be a creation device. That's life. That's life. So we're getting life from you. Okay. Okay. Okay.

So like a crispy white, very crispy white aura. Crunchy. Crunchy. How did you learn you had this ability? I was born in New Guinea. Oh, okay. Papa New Guinea? Did not see it going up.

I thought you were to say Jersey. And I didn't have much there, just one hut. Just one. One. I'm so sorry. Wasn't it a pizza? It was not a pizza. Not a pizza hut.

Oh, shit. Oh, shoot. That's what I was thinking of you. They left me, my family, left. me there. So I spent a lot of time wandering around the village, the city, and I worked with different individuals there, and I

would start reading there. Do you remember when you first knew you had this ability? Yes, I was at a mango stand. This place sounds beautiful. And I looked over at the mango

garson, and I said, sir there's something emanating oozing from off of your skin and it was a bright bright yellow hot yellow light mango color it was the sun

it was the sun behind him but then I was like hold on sir there's something were you in your past life a dragon tamer And he said yes.

Interesting. So he already knew this. Yes. And then you just asked him whether he was. I felt it. Because normally people would go to you and then you would tell them what they were. Right, but the first time I had, I didn't know my power. You didn't know.

Oh, I see. So he confirmed it. He had already been to a different energy reader. And I was like, there's something here. Okay. I started reading into people. And there are palms then. I like to touch hands.

I love to touch. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, three fingers here. Scott, have you ever been to the mango stand at 30 Rock? I think so, yes. Yeah, they're all like the quick detainment. Reading my palm, she is.

Oh, wow. You have a big year ahead of you pitching worldwide. You're going international with your Disney Plus pitch. She's right. Oh, my God. I see you going across the pond. You are meeting with an exec at a London studio. Yes.

To meet, to discuss your next project. My next project. Wow, this is incredible. And you are, you're having babies. You're having kids? Yoda. Do you have any children? Well, you seem like a bachelor.

You give off bachelor energy. Protection I always wear. Confuers I have. Oh, wow. Magnums I use. Magnums. Magnum's Yoda size magnum? Let me show you.

Let me show you. Okay, I don't want. There it is. I like that. That's nice. Babies are having. Yes. Babies are having.

And Mitch. Yes. I'm feeling something crazy for you. Oh, no. Babies I'm having? No. Okay, thank God. You are, you're bringing goats?

You're bringing goats? You're bringing goats? From where to where. I don't know. Those details. Goats, goats. You're bringing goats. Okay, now, that could mean the greatest of all time.

Oh, my God. You're bringing together the greatest of all time. On to your podcast, Doe Boys. Hello, Kudjay is going to be on my podcast. That's incredible. Oh, my God. Ladies love him. Yes.

This is fantastic. Yes. Maybe it's a talk. You two will be going out. In the house, you will. Maybe I could do a deep blue sea reunion or something on the podcast. That would be fantastic. Something like that's coming for you.

It's that blue sapphire. It's coming out. Huge. This is big. It's a big time for you. Big time. Prepare yourself. Start eating only steak.

Wait. Yeah, start. Steak you must eat. Change your time, you must. Yes. Screens you must lay off. Okay. So no sides.

I do eat steak quite often, but just only steak. Okay, that's what I'll do. No vegetable. I mean, if this leads to LL Cool J. who I'm sure must be a great podcast guest to be on Cowboys. Yes, yes. Yes. It must be mentally shocked.

Oh, my God. I must say, Deb, having been abandoned by your parents, yes. You sound a lot like young Ray. Oh. Well, I do feel a kinship with her. You do? Yes.

Maybe you are the chosen one. I'm here to tell you that I am the chosen one. Okay, interesting. It's not, but she was just listening to what. Yeah. Well, I honestly don't. I honestly don't. want to take Ray's sunshine.

Yeah, you don't want to take her. Her sunshine? I don't want to steal her sunshine. I don't want to steal her sunshine. She is. That's right. But I do say we have a lot in common. Is that right?

We've been loners and we have to. You've been loners. You've been groaners. You've been midnight toners. Steal, her sunshine. Sure. Yes.

Well, this is, this is, do you see anything else from me other than this jizzy, oily energy? Yes. Like, can you tell me what's coming for me? Yes. Do you drive down sunset boulevard much? I mean, anytime I want to go to the to the roxy. The hip clubs, you know, the fiber room, the saddle ranch. Yeah, the fiber room.

I love these places. The saddle ranch, yes. I see something high up on sunset boulevard for you. Okay. Something like. Can you be on the, you know, there's a mechanical bowl if you're on. Yeah, maybe the mechanical bowl at the saddle range. I see you being flung from. Oh my God. A bowl? Okay, that makes sense with what we just said about the mechanical bowl. But something high up in the sky, I see something like maybe a big, big blimp that's flying blight, sunset boulevard. Okay, so I'm driving down sunset and you see a big blimp above me? Yes, and it has a message for you.

All I'm saying is keep your eyes peeled and open. Does it say ice cubes a pimp? Perhaps. He's one of the goats as well. He's one of the goats. Maybe he'll be on dope boys. No, maybe, yeah, these are the details I can't iron out yet. These are the details I want.

These details you have are really of no use to me. Well, it's coming, but it's probably going to need a little bit of money. Oh, okay. Well, I mean. Hey, can I talk to you guys over here? Do you mind if I talk to you? No problem at all. I'll talk to myself over here.

What's up, Yoda? A fraud she is? Question mark? I'm scared I am trying to rip us off. She is. I haven't heard anything really of use other than I guess L.O. Cool J. being on Doe Boys.

Yeah, which is pretty nice for me. Pretty nice, but honestly, I don't... When my palm, she read, my wallet was lifted. Oh, no. I don't know where my wallet is. We need to find your wallet. We got to get my...

Because real ID must have. Dad, can we talk to you for a second? Yes, no. I was just over admiring your stacks of books and DVD Yeah, the corrections. You gotta read the corrections. Look at all these toys you have. Yeah, well, these are comedy, bang, bang,

action figures. A child he is. Perhaps someday there will be one made of you, Deb. God, she'd be gorgeous. So many colors. Deb, can we ask you to do something for us? Do you mind emptying out your purse? Yeah.

We're looking for Yoda's wallet. Yes. It's gone missing since you came on to this third segment of the show. It's green, it says. Bad motherfucker on it, yes. Did you get that custom made, or did Pulp Fiction sell a Yoda version of the... I think he just painted the Pulp Fiction One Green.

I'm going to run to the bathroom. Oh, it's ready to the bathroom. She's running into the corner of the room, not sure where the bathroom is. It's the door of the air, actually, yeah. Yeah, please don't go in the corner. Okay, I'm back. Oh, okay. Hi.

I was quick. Can you empty out your purse for us, please? Sure. Oh, chich-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-my wallet. It's just many keys, a few lububoes, and lip-cloths, some sticks of citibate. Hold on, hold on. Honey, honey. Mitch, do you mind emptying out your pocket?

Oh, shit. Mitch. Chich-ch-ch-chik-chik-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chchchchchchchchchchchchchchchchchchchchchchchchchchchchchchchchchchchchch. Oh, a couple of looos in there as well. My wallet. What's there? What's this? I'm sorry, Yoda.

Mitch. Hitch. Pitchering me, you have. Peacock, you know, streaming residuals aren't what there used to be. I had a lift his wallet. I mean, we struck for these. Mitch? And you wanted me to promote Peacock.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Begone the streaming wars have. This is bad, Mitch. I thought, Deb, you know, you're in the two-timers club now. I know. I should have been doing. Wait, I feel the streaming wars are going to be very lucrative for everyone.

here. Oh my God. That's actually good news. Okay. Are they going to actually buy pitches again? Oh my God. Daegobah is expensive. Somebody's wanting a pitch. Somebody is wanting a pitch. You rent in Daegobah is what I was gathering from that? It's like, I do own but the property taxes are to the roof. You rent that swamp? I pay mostly property taxes now.

Dev, I'm going to make money. You are going to make money. Even though that wallet's already pretty thick and full. So how much should I pay you? What, 50 bucks, 60 bucks? No one here has to pay me. I understand. I feel the energy. This is a free session. Okay.

This is a free session. I was going to say, I am usually the one who has the jizzy aura when people just cry. So I'm shocked that you got the jizzy aura. That's less of an aura. You just kind of have jizzed on you. Oh, yeah. It is actually just a very style. I try to go off of aura and not to switch on your sweater.

Can you tell me then what the blimp is going to say now that no payment is involved? The blimp is going to say. rent space here. A landlord you'll become. I'm trying to say that's what I mean. And this it is. I think what it is, the messages are coming through is that you need to advertise on more

creative. Unconventional sources of advertising? Yes. This is not a bad idea. Comedy bang bang billboard there must be. Yes. Wow. I mean, we had one for the first season of the show. Where was it?

Was it odd. Was it odd? Was it odd. Was oddly missing for seasons two through five? Did birthday boys ever get a billboard? I do not believe so. So I shouldn't complain, I guess. Yeah, well, you still could.

We were really given close to nothing, yeah. Have you done coasters? Coasters. Oh, that's smart. Yeah, I mean, I've done posters. What about coasters? That's right. What about midnight toasters?

No shirt, you must have. I guess that's a good idea. Go in every bar in L.A. And just give them free coasters that say comedy bang bang. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I mean, yeah.

I mean, maybe you're not an, uh, an energy reader. More of a business head. Yeah. A marketing. Yeah. Well, I'm branching out. Okay. With the Lubbubu business and maybe some consulting.

Seven. Wow. For how much? They were 45.99 each. That's, then you've been made a good profit, I feel like. Well, it caught. They cost me $70. Oh, so now you're losing.

I've lost. You've lost. But I've made people happy. That's the most important thing in this in our industry. Well, tell you what, I would love for you to, I'd love to hire you to do some out-of-the-box marketing ideas for the show. We really could use it. We're not getting in the newspapers other than, of course, I believe the sun picked up Karen Gillen's wedding in the castle recently. New twist metal game coming out, of course, too.

New Twist Metal game, yeah. So, yeah, I'd love to hire. Young Finn series. Young Finn series, of course. She-Hulk is a musical or she sings it's not easy being green. How did anyone fall for that one? I have no idea. I agree with that.

I heard that show is so, so good. I think so, yeah. She-Hulk, iconic characters. The musical. Young Finn is about Finn from Star Wars. I didn't know if it was a Jaws prequel or what the deal was. Or Finn Wolfheart? Have you been listening at all?

Long COVID ravaging you. Look, Deb, I'll hire you on retainer for, I can, really only offer you a two-year contract at, I can only do six figures a year. I'm so sorry. I think that's a good start. Is that okay? Yeah. Okay, great. Yeah. So just work up some ideas. I'll look up a brainstorm. You can, you can tell us your new ideas. I can't wait. I just want to interject here. I had to steal a wallet. I'm clearly going through money issues. Oh, no, Mitch. I'm sorry, nothing for you. Fair enough. Mitch, I'm maybe needing some assistance. Oh my God. I would love to, Deb, I would love to be your assistant. Okay, good. Bring your energy.

Yeah, I'm going to test you. Yes. Can you read my energy? Yes. What color are you getting? Orange, blue, green. Don't say Niger. Sliver.

Slick silver. That's it. We have the same color reading. Can I ask you something? Yes. Can you see like what will happen to me? Do you know like how I'll die someday or is that, is that beyond? your powers.

That's a heavy order, Mitch. Yes. You live to be a hundred and four. What? 104 years old. I cannot believe that. Unlikely that is. You have the longest COVID I've ever seen.

You've had long COVID since the 90s, I feel like. You get into the Guinness book records for having the longest. New Guinea. New Guinea's book. I'm close with the contacts there. Oh my God. You get in for the longest, long COVID. Longest long COVID.

That's, that's... Oldest man that have long COVID to live. And you pass at your birthday party. Oh. That's a wonderful way to die. My 104th birthday. Force vision I'm having. Oh, my God.

What's going on, Yoda? I too see information about your death. Yes, bring it, bring it. You do leave your birthday party, where of course you're watching a movie. you're eating pizza with your friends. Yes, that's what I do. In their pajamas.

In your pajamas. Yes, yeah. With the flap in the back open. It's accidental. You go into the new Americana bathroom. Yes. They've installed new bathtubs. Yes.

They have bathtubs in the Americana movies. You get in there and. That's perfect. Edging, you start. You digooning. I diegooning. Set up many screens of pornography you do in bathroom. I mean, I'm sure the technology by that.

will be there where screens will just be in there. Oh, yes. It's more like a Google Glass. Yes. So you're going to die gooning in a bathroom at the Americana? At 104 years old. I mean, hey. It's the way we all want to go. Well, look, guys, we're running out of time here.

I'm so sorry to say. We only have time for one final feature on the show, and that is, of course, a little something called plugs. Running up that road. Running up that road. To come to see you. If I would go. How many may?

Hey, that was running up that plug back by Charles Whitbourne. Speaking of Finn Wolfhard. No one was speaking of him. I brought him up when you mentioned Finn. Okay. Are you your wife? Who cares? A prick sometimes I am.

Yeah. I don't know you're going to make it to the two-timers club, you know? Back. I'm not going to trot out my iPad cable again for you. All right, what are we plugging guys? Mitch, obviously,

twisted metal comes out this Thursday. Twisted metal comes out this Thursday. Season two on Peacock. Shout out to Michael Jonathan Smith, who created the show. We're still doing shout-outs? Okay, yeah, go ahead. Sorry about that.

And then a couple other people. Tiana O'Coye is on the show. Sailor Bell Curta is on the show. on the show. So many funny, talented people. Yeah. I'm on there, too. And then lots of cars going vroom, vroom.

A lot of vroom, vrooms, beep, beeps. And a beep beep to you all. Check it out, please. Many honks to you, of course. And Yoda, what do you want to plug? Disney Plus Basic 999. Oh, wow.

Disney Plus Premium $15.99. What is basic at you? Like, you watch the first 10 minutes of his show. You got ads. See a couple of Ozempic ads in there. Disney Plus Plus Hulu. Now that's 1099. And I think that's actually a good deal because Hulu has live sports.

I heard Dexter Jet Setter has started to take those. Who the hell is Dexter Jet Setter? Oh, fuck. Okay. I'm going to keep going. Joe is fucking pissed off at me. Disney plus Hulu plus ESPN at Premium at $2699. Oh, sorry.

Sorry, I forgot you had to keep pitching. Okay, that's all that to say. And also look, yeah, on twisted metal on peacock. Cockpea metal. Thank you, Yoda. It should be kind of fun. All right. That's a fun set up in there.

Deb, what do you want to applaud here? Well, I was just thinking about this show you all have been talking about, and I have a feeling about it. Really? Yes. It's not only twisted. Mm-hmm. Yes. Mm-hmm.

Oh, I do that. Oh, sorry. You say maybe too? But it has an element of sick surprise, dark depravity, and, you know, and, you say maybe too? and characters killing. So you're saying Patty Guggenheim is on the show? I don't know. I don't know that.

We brought it up earlier that she was. I think people know. She is. Yota, may I speak here? I don't know if you're going to snap at me. Speak you, man. Patty Guggenheim is on the show and she's fantastic and hilarious. I got to check out this show.

Well, I think it's going to be. She plays Raven. That's so Raven of her. That is so Raven. Yes, good colors for her. Wow. Black she wears. That's fantastic.

Well, what do I want to plug? I, of course, you know, astonishing Spider-Man, my final issue came out last week. What a run. Happy the fans are. Yeah, they love me. You can check that out on the Marvel Unlimited app. And then, hey, if you're a comedy bang-bang fan,

you've got to get. over there to CBB Worlds. We have every single episode of this show, ad free, all almost 1,000 episodes, plus every live episode we've ever done. Wow. Plus shows like Scott hasn't seen

where my friend, who's the manager, oh, you've been on this show. Yes, yeah. You did Gremlins 2 and something else, right? Yes, Gremlins 2 and, God, what was the other one I see here? I know what it was, seven samurai.

Seven, that's right? Yeah, we just did that recently with you. Yeah, that was so fun. We did it the day after the election. It was, it was. The day after the action. The morning after. A great day.

What a day. And we have Scott hasn't seen. We have college town. We have the neighborhood listen. Oh, gosh. I'm getting choked up. Just thinking about it. It's so gorgeous.

Don't forget, hey Randy. Hey, Randy. CBB Percents where people from this show have their own shows. So much great stuff over there. And it is relatively inexpensive. A lot more inexpensive than fucking Disney Plus. And coming soon. That bundle.

Coming soon to CBB World, a podcast I have. Yoda, you have a podcast there? Yes, it's called A Podcast I Have. Okay, sure. Oh, yeah, why not? I don't know what the premise is yet, but... Yeah, and then... A podcast I have.

Of course, Crisis on Infinite Bang Bang's coming soon as well. Yeah, they're still working on. I think there are page 700 or something. Yeah, we're starting at page 700, but yeah, we're... It starts Meteor Res. Yes, exactly. All right, let's close up the old plug bag. This is a great tune.

Like that I did skanking? I was. You should have skanking. You was skanking so hard. That was Plugback 20-25 ska version by Don Shaw. Thank you to Don Shaw. And guys, I want to thank you so much. Mitch.

Thank you for having me. I wish Deb had seen you near death that happened when you almost joked you. I know, I think I'm still choking. I felt that. I did. I know. I wish you would have warned me about that, Deb, instead of this fucking blimp I'm going to see.

Some lessons. Yeah, but in any case, I'll see you at the office tomorrow morning. Yes. 9 a.m. Sharp. Start up brainstorm. I want the first hundred ideas or so on my desk by then. Not a problem. And I'll be at your garage cleaning stuff out tomorrow afternoon as your assistant.

I can't wait. I'll just pay you in advance if that's okay. It's only six figures. I can only. only afford $999,99999 a year, but... That's fine. Yeah, sorry. For now. No, for now, that's fine.

That's fine. Minimum way. And Yoda, what else needs to be said? Choking you? I believe I was. Force choking you? Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Lord Yoda. It's not me. It's... It's Deb. Listen. Darth, Deb. Oh, my God. Can't you push it to 75?

Figures. Deb, are you force, what do they call it? Choking. No, not choking. Force adjacent. Sensitive? Sensitive, yes. A Sith, she is.

A Sith? Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Unclench your fist. And you wanted a few lobooboo? Yeah, I'll take seven.

Take the looboo. You must. Okay, Yoda. I don't need your fucking force convincing. Can you just remind her that she loses money? I know. You really want me to buy these. I gotta unload this.

All right. I'll see you at the office tomorrow and I'll see you all next week. Thanks. Bye. Bye.