Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - Promo Code SPORTS (Jamie Lee, Carl Tart, Ego Nwodim, Jon Gabrus, Ben Rogers)

Episode Date: October 9, 2025

Comedian extraordinaire Jamie Lee joins Scott to talk about sharing her wedding planning trips & tricks on her new Netflix show The Wedding Coach. Then, lawyer Italiano Jones is back to help fight for Scott. Later, Entrée PeeE Neur returns to make life easier with her brand new inventions. Plus, podcast hosts Jeoff and Geoff of the Sports Dude podcast stop by to talk about all things sports. Originally released as episode 701 on 04/12/2021.  Don’t forget to check out the Comedy Bang! Bang! Action Figures at shop.figurecollections.com and go to actionfigureseller.com for international purchases. If you want more great episodes of Comedy Bang! Bang! become a subscriber at comedybangbangworld.com. We have all of the past episodes from the archives, every live show, ad-free new episodes, and original shows like CBB Presents and Scott Hasn’t Seen. Find more great Comedy Bang! Bang! merch at https://www.podswag.com/collections/comedy-bang-bang Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/cbb Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey, everyone. This is the host of Comedy Bang Bang, Scott Ackerman here. And welcome to another bonus bang where we are re-releasing great episodes of Comedy Bang Bang from behind the paywall. And this week, we're back with another episode in our series, which we are calling Bravo Italiano. And it, of course, features our wonderful friend Italiano Jones, played by Carl Tart. He is a lawyer and the tallest man in Italy, I believe. And this week's episode that we are re-releasing is called promo code sports and was originally released on April 11th, 2021 as episode 701. So this was a really fun one, I believe.

But this is in the middle of the Zoom era, I think. It features, of course, another appearance by the lawyer that will fight for you, Italiano Jones. And also on the episode are Jamie Lee, comedian, who is here to talk about wedding plans and tricks, as well as to promote her new show, new then, the wedding coach. We have Ego Wodom was here.

You all know from S&L. And she was playing Entrey P. Neuer. And finally, we had Ben Rogers and John Gabris on. And they are playing the hosts of Jeff and Jeff of the Sports Dude podcast. Now, if you enjoy this and you want to hear other great episodes of Comedy Bang Bang, become a subscriber at CBBWorld.com.

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We have a great show for you today Coming up a little later, we have a lawyer, We have a small business owner No, that's not even right. But, you know, someone in that field. We also have fellow podcasters. We'll be on the show as well. So this is exciting.

My name is Scott Ackerman and mid-April, episode 701. We are, of course, breaking off another hundo. Once again, we are breaking off our eighth hondo with this week's episode. And speaking of hondo, last week we closed out our seventh hondo with episode 7, and nothing 700 zero 700 exactly uh and of course a lot happening in the news since we dropped that episode a lot going on which uh you know with what happened on that episode everyone's been contacting us of course we have to tell you we have to catch you up on exactly what happened since we dropped that episode but we don't have time for it today unfortunately we'll have

to do that in a future episode because today's episode is just too packed, unfortunately, too packed. So why don't we get to it? Uh, coming up first on the show, uh, we have an entertainer. And, uh, that has become, uh, uh, uh, de rigueur. Am I pronouncing that correctly? Uh, anyone speak French here? Uh, perhaps our guest, uh, in, in B block of me. But, uh, uh, that is become the norm. Uh, I don't want to say norm in case he walks in. I have to toss him a beer. But, uh, That has become what we do in A Block here. We talk to entertainers, and this week is no exception. She is a marvelous comedian, author, and now the host of a new Netflix show, which is out now called The Wedding Coach.

I've known her for a long time, but she's never been on the podcast. If my records are correct, are my records correct? I don't know. We'll ask her when she comes on. Please welcome to the show for the first time, Jamie Lee. Hi. Hi, how are you? By the way, I say your name like that because you used to say your name like that in a joke.

Did you not? Yep. Yep. I remember it. And I was like, wait, does he know that joke that I used to do? Oh, yeah. I saw it many, many times at the old comedy depred shows. You know what's really sad?

I don't even fully remember how it went. I just know the punchline was me saying my name like Flake or Flavis. Look, if you can work your own name into the punchline of your jokes, that you're living the dream right there as a comedian. I wish I could reverse engineer jokes to just have my name in them. That's, it's genius. Yeah, it was a bit of a crutch, I think. But we've moved on a bit.

I liked it. I liked it. I've remembered it for now a decade for some reason. But it stuck. The people who saw it do say that to me a lot. So I really seeped into people's brains, apparently. Welcome to the show. First time, so good to have you on.

Of course, as I've mentioned, you were on the old comedy death rate show many times. younger comedian. I guess everyone's younger compared to now in the past. But, yeah, I can't even remember how long had you been doing comedy when we first got to know each other when you first started doing the comedy death ratio? I think the first time I did it, I was maybe like two years into stand-up. Actually, the first time I ever did it, I was, because I was working at Comedy Central. That was my first job out of college. And I had to come out here for one of the roasts.

like maybe it was the roast of Pamela Anderson or something. And, yeah, and I remember, like, leaving a work function to, like, go do your show. Like, I just kind of slipped out. And I was like, oh, I'm this company's worst nightmare. I like want to be a comedian. I didn't know you work for Comedy Central. What did you do, animate South Park? Yep, that was what I did.

Did all the little cutouts. No, I was in the publicity department. Oh, PR, we call it. Yes, PR. Yes. Thank you for co-signing that. And now the journey, I mean, from a two-year comedian ducking out of work commitments and hoping she doesn't get fired by the Viacom Corporation to now hosting your own show for the Netflix Corporation in just a scant decade, that's got to feel good. When you put it like that, I'm like, wow, I really am working for the man.

um yes it does feel good i feel really excited you're a cog in the corporate machine is what i'm trying to say i am a cog um but yeah no it feels it feels great i'm really excited for for people to see the show well i look i'm not going to brag but i have seen the show so let's talk about it uh i have seen three or four episodes uh i'm being cagey about it because i can't remember but uh let's talk about it it's out now it's uh on netflix and there are look if My arithmetic skills are correct. I believe there are six episodes. Is that correct? That's correct. Yep. Yep. So I've seen the preponderance of them, no matter if I've seen three or four.

Oh, it looks like you have a dog in the back. I have two. You have two dogs. There's probably like a skateboard outside or something. And do muzzles not exist anymore? Do what? Yeah, no. They don't.

Apparently they don't. All right. Wish they were still trendy. But no. So the sport, I was going to see the sports coach, but that's not correct. That's, that's a sports coach is like a car. Isn't that right? Um, sure.

Yeah. A sports coach, yeah, that sounds right. You're more, you're not a car. You're a person and you're hosting a show called the wedding coach. Yes, I am hosting a show called the wedding coach. Yeah, because when I was getting married, I felt like it was just a really like unnecessarily stressful time. And I felt like no one was really talking about that side of it.

Everybody was just kind of like excited about like, you know, tasting cakes and picking out a dress and decorations. And no one was really talking about like the merging of families and how stressful that could be. So I wanted to write a book. And you literally wrote a book about this before you did a television show. And what's the book called again? The book is called Waddiculous. And I wrote it in 2016. Wait, Waddiculous.

Oh, wed. Okay. I was going to say, what does that have to do? I do kind of mumble it like it's an actual word. and then I remember like, no, Jamie, that's not a real word. What a wood dicks have to do with getting married? No wood dicks. Unless you're, I guess, a wood nymph out there in the forest, but...

I mean, there are a lot of forest weddings, actually, so... That's true. I mean, you probably know that better than the rest of us. But, so you wrote a book about, I guess, not a self-help book, but a tips, and tricks? Yeah, kind of tips and tricks, but also I was writing the book in real time as I was planning my wedding. so I actually was just kind of like journaling out all of like my anger and rage towards the wedding planning process. So it's part, I guess it's part helpful, part, just like honest account of what it's like to plan a wedding. Yeah, pretty much. And I wrote the book with Jacqueline Novak, who's awesome comedian. And yeah, so it was really fun having someone who wasn't going through it to like talk to, you know,

talk to them about the experience. And right. And is she, is she not married or is she not married? not married and so she has a boyfriend not married okay well I wasn't asking about the boyfriend I'm not interested if that's what you're as boyfriend back off I'm just I'm merely asking because I'm wondering about her point of view on the book I'm not interested in dates or anything like that they're very in love they've been together 10 years I get the end I get the end I'll back off but so you wrote the book and then what made you say you know what people reading this is not as satisfying as people watching me. Well, I think that I think the biggest thing was just that I watch a lot of wedding shows

or I have over like whatever my course of my adult lady life. What are these wedding shows? You got respect the dress. Yeah, say yes to the dress, but it is about respecting the dress. Yeah, and then I like your title. My two-time wedding. Is that one? It actually might be one. I wouldn't know. That sounds plausible. It's about a bride who's two-timing someone and gets married in the middle of it. Okay. Sounds very salacious. Yeah. There's also like four weddings and a couple of other ones that are sort of these like big like, I don't know, they've been running for like 15 seasons or something. But they're always like. Wedding shows are so popular. What about funeral shows? There should be those. There's one on Netflix, I think, about a funeral home. It's kind of like a live action. Really? What is that one? It's like a real. I forget the name of it, but it's like a reality show.

version of six feet under kind of you i mean look you should get involved in that because i think you know i mean weddings there's there's only so many weddings and they all end one of two ways you get divorced or you die so you get the half that people die in and then you're getting them coming in and going jamie lee it'll be called death iculus would dick death would dick deathishless officialist. It sounds like a Harry Potter spell suddenly. Written by that notorious turf. No.

But yeah, no, I just felt like all of the wedding shows I was watching were very serious. And there was just no one trying to like merge comedy with weddings. And I was like, God, there's just so much comedy to be mined here. So I was really excited to like make a show that not to like toot my own horn, but I was like, it's kind of groundbreaking. Like no one's doing it. So I'm excited to. to hopefully

Pioneer something. Yeah, I've seen less than a handful of episodes or I guess it is a handful of episodes. You've seen more than half. If you've seen four, that's most. So you've seen most. I've been thinking about it.

I think I've seen three. I'm really glad we're getting these numbers straight for everyone listening. This is for the statistics. Was it three or was it four? We need to know. Yes, exactly. But I saw the first one,

which I have a question about that. Was that the actual pilot? The first one that I saw. and what was the first one okay so the order that the order that they gave me in the the PR you know behind the the PR wall at Netflix they gave me the one where you end up at the improv uh in a bachelor party yeah that was the first one yeah that was the first one we shot yeah yeah okay I figured I figured because it seemed like the bride she's she had a UCB sticker on a yeah yeah I found out I was like oh okay they did they went to a

friend here. No, actually, completely the opposite. I think that it came through sort of the traditional casting process. But then I remember, like, someone who worked on my show was like, yeah, she takes UCB classes. And I was like, oh. And I did notice she was like really funny. And like, I was kind of just trying to be helpful. And then she would like have a zinger back at me. And I'm like, hold on. Who's hosting who here? Like, it was kind of throwing me off. I've heard of who zooming who. But who's hosting who? Who's hosting who? Yeah. So that would be so funny if suddenly the producers came over to you after one episode and we're like, you know what? We're going to swap this thing out.

Yeah. The wedding swap. The wedding swap. Yeah, we like the guest more than you. That's my other question. I'll get to the other episodes I saw in a second. But I've been trying to figure out the name of the show ever since I saw it about 10 days ago. And I keep saying to myself, the wedding something, the wedding something.

And I'm finding it hard to remember. You reminded me it was the wedding coach. but in every episode you're wearing overalls that say bride or die was that the title yes and they forced you to change it yes yeah I knew it am I allowed to say that yeah fully yes you're allowed to say it yeah yeah I really wanted it to be bright or die bright or die I can remember yeah but there is like a whole thing of like if you say bride it's it's excluding other people and we need something that's like a little more inclusive of everybody well your next show though could be bride to die like with the number to you because you're doing the funerals. Because I'm doing funerals. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Well, that's, yeah, I'll, I'll bring it back to them and see what they say if we changed or to two. Yeah. I'll see if they'll be into it. Well, I saw that episode. And then I saw an episode with our friend Fortune Feimster who was there. And that was a really fun one.

And then I saw an episode with a Long Island comedian. And no, I'm not talking about Alec Baldwin. I'm not talking about William Joel, although he is funny. when you go see him and he has like funny quips about being in the Uptown girl video and all that kind of stuff. But there's this Long Island comedian, one of the maybe only five famous people have come out of Long Island. And John Gabris is the one that I'm talking about. And he went to a really interesting wedding with you. Talk about that one.

That was a Nigerian wedding in Texas. And yeah, there was, they had a guest who was just a. bit of a wild card. He was always like slinging really uncomfortable pickup lines at the bride's friends. This is, by the way, this is the groom's best friend from college. Yes, exactly. Yeah, best friend from college. And yeah, he was just like a little bit of a loose canon.

And they were nervous that at the reception, he might do something inappropriate. And I remember when you first met him, you came up to him and said, okay, what would be one of your pickup lines if you met a woman at a bar? are and and it was something to do with his semen oh yeah that you know what scott fun fact one of the less offensive ones that that made it into the cut i mean yeah it my mouth was on the floor i was just like wait what hopefully not because of that semen but yeah no i know i walked into that one i saw it coming i just want to let you know but so so so you have a wild card guest and you think, you know what we should do?

We should get comedian John Gabris and maybe they'll do the mirror, I Love Lucy mirror exercise because they don't realize they're not looking at themselves. I was like, Gabris is perfect for this because like I just need someone who can like bro down with this guy and like not, so he doesn't feel condescended to and I just felt like if I was doing it. No, he was perfect. And by the way, you know, there is one moment where and he's ordering shots by the armful, it seems like. he's ordering double jacks and he's he's ordering them double jacks three at a time and and john

gabris says to him at a certain point says like hey man maybe you should slow down and that is the only part that made it into the show that i saw of john giving any kind of advice or help other than that they basically just get drunk together and then they hang out after the show we did end up partying with him i mean john i feel like john you know that was probably like all he could do with that guy because it's just I think it was a little tricky to navigate because he was a drinker. So we were like trying to be cool, but also reel him in. But yeah. Well, it's funny, but he didn't make an ass of himself as far as we saw on camera. No, there were some moments too. Like we, we definitely were trying to curb his energy. Yeah. So I think we succeeded.

Well, it's, it's very fun. It's, uh, if you're into these types of wedding shows, you'll definitely like it. And even if you are not, I don't really watch wedding shows all that much. But my wife and I kept saying like, let's watch another one. And so we just kind of kept cycling through and then we stopped at three.

I mean, you know, it's fine. We made it through three. Yeah, yeah. Blame it on bed. Yeah, blame it on bed. But it's very funny. The wedding coach, aka bride or die,

aka bride to die, is out there right now on Netflix. and Jamie, you can stick around for the rest of the show. Is that correct? Yes. Fantastic. Well, we have some other guests to get to, and we have a lawyer coming up. Do you, have you ever needed the services of a lawyer ever?

I'm sure they looked at your contracts for this Netflix show. They did. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My uncle's a lawyer. I'm a big lawyer fan. Well, big lawyer fan.

That is good to know because we have one of the best here. He has been on the show before. he is, uh, definitely has passed the bar if he calls himself a lawyer, although I don't know whether he has. I've never asked him this question. That might be our first question. Please welcome back to the show, Italiano Jones. Scott, what is it? Scott, you, your email was so urgent. Your email was so urgent, Scott. Are you okay? Have you been injured? How much money will you pay me to fix it? I flew all the way here from Italy to be with you, Scott, in case you are hurt. Are you injured? Are you hurt? Have you been injured in a motorcycle truck accident? Have you been injured in a boat plane

crash. I will fight for you stuff. I don't think I've ever been on a boat plane, let long crashing one. You have never been on a boat plane. It was the exact type of plane that Theodore Roosevelt would ride when he would travel by sea. Have you ever been injured in one? Scott, what is the problem? Your email was so urgent. I don't think it was, I think I was just asking you if you wanted to be on the show. But welcome to the show. It's great to see you. Oh, my gosh. I would love to be on the show. When does it start? It's already started. Thank you for flying to Los Angeles just to be on. on a Zoom with me, by the way. I appreciate it. I am staying at the Hilton Grand Los Angeles.

Oh, no, I'm not paying for that, am I? Yes, you are. It is coming straight from Bang Bang. Are these billable hours? These are billable hours. Everything you're saying, I will fight for you. I'm fighting for you currently. Okay, look, I can't have you on much longer than one of these hours that the show is, because I just can't afford this, okay? So if we creep up onto an hour, you're going to promise me you'll leave, please. Scott, I will be out of here as fast as you can say, are you have been injured in an accident in a plane boat accident a crash have you been injured in an accident that's i mean that's relatively fast yeah not fast enough i'm still here okay that's okay if i ever say that again that is your cue to leave okay okay scott i have a

question for you how long do you need me because i have to go back to italy there's been a pool accident it aliens cannot swim and they have they have built a new pool and they have all jumped into the pool and jumped on each other and they are broken necks and arms and legs. Can you say they all have? Do you mean all people living in Italy? All it is.

All Italians have jumped into this one Italy and pool and they are all drowning. Okay, well, no, you need to get back then. So please, before the hour's up, I'll say that certain phrase and then that will be your release. You will say, have you,

have I have not been injured in a car truck or bus plane accident I have I am fine. I'll definitely try to remember that. By the way, this is Jamie Lee. I don't know if you're a fan of comedy. How are you doing? How are you doing? I'm doing well. How are you? I will fight for you, Jamie Lee. I heard I was listening to the beginning half and I heard that a Nigerian man drank too much and I will fight him for you. This, by the way, this man was not Nigerian. He was not, yeah. We want to make sure to say that he, the problem guest was he was a problem because he was white. Oh, oh, he was. white. Yes. He was white at a Nigerian wedding. How convenient. I don't know why that's convenient. Because you need, you need at least one white man at a Nigerian wedding to bring the issues. For comparing contrast? For comparing contrast. So everybody knows where they are going. Well, Italiano Jones, you, by the way, Jamie, Italiano is a, he mainly seems to specialize in, in

car accidents, a motorcycle, a big part of your business is motorcycle accidents. Is that right? Yes, it is the biggest part. Motorcycles are death traps. What, what, I mean, you know,

the fact that you're exposed to the elements and you don't have protective shielding around you, that would, let's say that you are riding a motorcycle and it starts to rain. And so you pull over to the side of the road, but somebody drives by and shoots you in the stomach with a gun. I will fight for you.

Okay. So has that ever happened to you, Jamie? Hmm. No. but last year I fell on roller blades with that count you were wearing them and you fell down or you fell on to roller blades no I was wearing them and then I fell down so oh that won't work the rollerblade company for not providing like correct stability the other way the other way would work let's say you walk it down the street and you fell onto a pair of rollerblades and and as and the man that was

trying to help you up with the same white man from the Nigerian wedding and he told you a dirty joke I would fight for you. And have you had any interesting cases recently? I mean, you're out there in Italy and, you know, the country has been shut down a couple of times. Recently, I had to sue somebody, Scott. No. Yourself?

Me, myself, and Irene. Somebody was trying to take my crown as the tallest man in Italy. Oh, that's right. That's a little detail. I've forgotten about you. How tall are you? Six foot five. Which is not incredibly tall, but I guess in Italy, that's the tallest man in Italy.

Me, Italiano Jones. It's a family name. That's right. Whose family? Yours or someone else's? The Italiano's. Okay, right. Scott, how have you been?

Have you been injured at all? No, you've asked me that. I've been injured at all. I mean, my knee is still a little fucked up. It hurts a little bit, but that's my own fault. It's not anyone else's. How did you fuck up your knee? Just life.

Your knee, life fucked your knee up. up, I will fight for you. Where are you going to fight, God? Did you know that the Vatican is in Italy? Yeah, it's pretty famously in Italy. It's in Vatican City. I just found that out. You just found.

How long have you lived there? My whole life. You never took that one left turn that got you there right to the, what do they call it there where the Pope lives? The Vatican. Oh, that's right, the Vatican. Well, this is incredible. you Italiano you can stick around right because we have to go to a break

yes I would be here but I have to get back to Italy very shortly but I know but I haven't said the phrase yet I haven't said it yet that is correct so I am I am forever locked in here okay well I want Jamie and Italiano I want you here for our next guest because our next guest is a little bit of a handful and I have trouble navigating their issues on this show so will you promise to stick around and on the other side of this break, we're going to be talking to the, it's not even really a small business owner, but we've been having a lot of small business owners on the show this year. When we come back, we will have that small business owner. Also coming up a little later, we'll have two

fellow podcasters. This is a packed show, everyone. We'll be right back with more Jamie Lee, more Italiano Jones. We'll be right back with more Comedy Bang Bang after this. Comedy Bang, We're back here. Jamie Lee, the wedding coach, out now on Netflix, six episodes of hilarious wedding bloopers. That's what the show is, right? Just bloopers from weddings? Bloopers. Yeah. Bloopers and practical jokes. Funnyest home weddings. We also have Italiano Jones, who's promised to fight for us. Hello, Scott. Hello listeners. I will fight for you. Absolute Perry. Wait. Did you say Absolute Perry? That's what I said. or did you say ask ask for luke perry i heard absolute like absolute parry okay we'll never get to the bottom of this but let's get to the bottom of our next guest uh they are a a not a small business owner uh but i guess an inventor is more of a way to uh describe them uh they've been on the show

many many times please welcome back to the show entre be newer hi welcome to me hell hi welcome welcome to me as well welcome starring christian big i don't know i don't know i don't know scott because i heard what you said before the break oh no were you on i thought that uh we had muted our zooms yeah no you didn't muted and i heard everything you said i don't know what you said yeah i heard what you said well entree you have to admit uh we've had sort of a contentious relationship even though i we've sort of traveled the country together you've we have sir i don't contend with you though. I don't see it that way. I'm here. This is a business opportunity. Right. How do you view our relationship? Merely transactional? I would say it's transactional. There is no emotion towards

you, none positive, I'll say. Okay, because I don't think that I'm giving you anything in this transaction. You're not giving me anything. A platform, a platform, a platform to try to make ends meet for myself. Speaking of what? Platforms are rectangular. They are. What are you trying, is that leading, Scott? No, no. You can't lead me. Jamie, I, uh, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, And Italiano, I don't know if you've ever met Entre Pino, but Entre basically comes on and pitches new ideas for inventions. That's safe to say. And the majority of them, 99% of them are rectangular. Is that-

Scott, Scott, now you're talking about me like I'm not right here. Hi, Jamie. Hi, Italiano. Hello. Hello, pleasures and greetings to everybody involved. Okay. So, Scott, I do have some ideas I'd like to get off my chest today. And I would love to get these off my chest

because I don't have time to dibble and dabble with you and on your comedies right now, okay? Sure, no, I apologize for taking so long. In the future, when you're on the show, would you like me? I don't know if I'm coming back, Scott. The way this has been going so far, I don't know that I'll be back. Well, you can't fire me because I quit. Okay, well, so is this my show now?

This is my show now. That backfired on me. Yeah, exactly. You want to be the host? I would like to be the host of Comedy Bang Bang. All right, take over for me, Italiano. Okay, so the first thing I have to do is say a catchphrase. So when after the theme song goes off, oh, no.

And then I have to say, strap me up to the top of a van and make it loud is comedy bang bang. Okay, you're doing great. Thank you. I don't think so. I think, no, unfortunately, Italiano, I would like to have a positive relationship with you. And that was, with all due respect, bad. That wasn't good. That was not, you know, when people say all due respect, and then they say the rudest thing possible, mere seconds afterwards.

Well, I don't want to cut you off, Scott, but Italiano, um, uh, Italiano, I got a question for you before I get into my inventions. Now, baby, are you any relation to Michael Tyson? Goodbye, by the way, Italian. It doesn't mean go ahead. Am I relation to who? Michael Tyson. Michael Tyson? Yes

The famous Of Tyson chicken farms Yes She's famous for other things That's pretty low on the list And boxing as well Any relation, baby? Yes

Yes, that is a long-lost American cousin Okay Okay You sound American love Okay Ciao Child do I sound American

Okay Okay maybe All right I need to get to my I need to get to my invention because I do have an event to go to after this. If you ever are on the show, would you like me to say your name and then immediately say? In the future, I'd like for you to respect my domain.

I work in the invention business. Did you, by the way, have you acquired the domains necessary for all of your inventions? Do you have entrep.newer.com? Entre p.neuer.com is my website. I also have dotorg and dot gov. Should anyone try to get it from up under me? Yes. Okay, great.

Okay, good. So, Scott, first things first. I'm tired of taking, I'm tired of taking, I'm tired. of how do you say shit? Well, you're the one trying to say it. So go ahead and just however you want to say it. Just go out with it, entree. Okay, well, okay, Scott, please let me talk on my platform.

You said you're giving me a platform and you seem to keep taking it away. I'm giving you a platform, but the platform has conditions. One of those conditions is when you start a sentence, you know how to finish it. Well, Scott, you'd have to give me the opportunity to finish it, love. Well, I mean, all this dithering and going back and forth, how do I say? How do it? I mean, you know, you can't make your second sentence one that you have no idea what you're about to say. No, Scott, I don't want to cut you off. But you didn't. I was finished. Scott, I don't want to tell you to shut the hell up. But, um, you better not, Andre. We're going to have a problem. We're going to have a problem. We're going to have a problem. Well, that's, I'm in the business of problem solving, baby. That's perfect. What's our problem?

Our problem is you are going to tell me to shut the hell up. So what's the solution? Scott, shut the hell up. What are you going to do? Oh, okay. What are you going to do? All right. All right. I will. Okay. Exactly.

So, so this invention, this one's going to be huge. I am absolutely tired of shitting and peeing just any old where. By the way, you've already tried to invent the toilet on a previous episode. Oh, damn it. And you know what a toilet is. Oh, damn. No, no. I just, I'm looking at my notes here.

I'm looking at my notes here, baby. No, no, no, baby. Maybe I'm looking. Here's another problem, Andre. Now you're just repeating yourself. It's bad enough every time you come on the show You do the exact same thing every single time Now you're repeating previous episodes

No no Scott Scott Scott it is black history month Please don't come at me It's not black history month anymore It still is It still is It's still in February through April now It's black history until we get our taxes

Thank you Thank you Italian Okay Well, damn. Okay, well, damn. I got something else. I got something else for you. Please have something else. Since you want to tell me I invented. I don't. Maybe we could reverse engineer this. Jamie, have you ever had a problem that you wish there were a solution for? You wish there was some sort of invention? Maybe. Now, Jamie, baby, keep it basic now for me, okay? Yeah. Entree is a basic bitch.

Scott, it is Black History Month that I can't do. It's not women's history month anymore. I can't. It's not Women's History Month anymore. I can. Hey, bitch. It's black women history month, God. It's Italian black women's history month. Okay. I apologize. Maybe I'm not Italian. Maybe I'm not Italian.

Okay. Jamie, please. What's your problem? Um, okay. I'm tired of spending money on makeup because I feel like there's so many different products. Perfect. Perfect. Got you covered.

Got you covered, love. Okay. Tired of spending money. Bitcoin. Have you heard of Bitcoin? You stopped listening after the money? Perfect. Tired of spending money.

money, Bitcoin, love, it's amazing. You don't have to hold it. You don't have to physically hand it to nobody. Jamie, are you into crypto? Is it like Apple Pay? Sure, sure, yes. What about NFTs? Where do you land on NFTs, non-fundable tokens? Doesn't the band Kings of Leon have an album that is a, okay, wonderful. That's an NFT, yeah. I mean, anything can be an NFT. They're turning tweets into them. They're turning stage diving at a one particular concert. is an NFT now? Mm-hmm. And anyone can be a B-A-B, basic-ass bitch.

Okay, if we're doing acronyms. Now you're taking my jokes. Is that what we doing, Scott? Because this is my show now, baby. I'm sorry, okay, but you are an inventor, and you're just saying Bitcoin isn't an invention. And Jamie, actually, she kept going, and she said she's tired of buying makeup, and that's truly her issue. Okay, well, if that's your issue, the invention is don't wear it.

That's how that one. Don't wear makeup. You don't have to wear it. You don't, you could just. Let me just. Let me just. Let me just. I'd like to just.

I'd actually like to just. You just first and then I'll just us. Here's the deal. Everybody is born. Everybody, stop being nasty Italian. He said gestation and you, as you said everyone is born. Everyone is born, okay? Every human is born with a rectalian.

on their neck, right? Okay. Am I wrong? Are you talking about the actual neck as a rectangle, or are you talking about the Adam's apple or? Well, no, a rectangle on your neck, Scott. How do you mean? You're trying to erase women, by the way, talking about everyone's born with an Adam's apple.

No, I'm merely trying to figure out what you're saying. Are you talking about a birth mark or? A rectangle on your neck. What could it be? What is on your neck? I don't, Jamie? me? Can you take them with Italiano? In Italy, we call it Adam's apple a naranca.

That's Spanish. And that's an orange, I think. Ciao. Listen. What are you talking about? Why is this so hard? See, I shouldn't be pitching to, I shouldn't be pitching to fools. I think you're just talking about the neck.

Is that right? I have an interview with Oprah after this. I have an interview with Oprah after this, Scott. Oprah's interviewing you or you're, You're interviewing Oprah. I'm interviewing Oprah. Okay. About what?

Wouldn't you like to know, love? Okay. So everybody, everybody here has a neck, yes? Sure. Everybody has a neck. We respect it. Yes, okay. Protect your neck, love.

Okay. On top of your neck. Mm-hmm. What is the rest? He just talked about heads. If that's what you call it, awesome. You can't invent heads. who says I can't you did it took y'all about 10 minutes to figure out what I was talking about

now you want to tell me so you want to come up with an easier head for everyone to remember no I don't I don't know no but I do want I do want people to be okay with the rectangles that are on their necks so you don't need to buy makeup makeup is a waste of money you see where I'm going Scott because as much as you try to downplay my intelligence Scott I am very intelligent. I got into Harvard three times. You're very intelligence. Yes. I am very. I'm very intelligence and smartsy. In Italy, we call coffee intelligentsia. I don't think so. I don't know that you've ever been to Italy love. Oh, me? I got to go in nine minutes. I got to go back. Now, tell me what kind of person is named after the country they're born in. It's a family

name. Like S.C. Johnson and Wax. What's your first name is the family name? Yes, it's Italy. Oh, do they reverse them in Italy? Like, the first name is actually the last name? Have you ever seen a Chinese basketball player in the NBA? You know Yaw Ming's name is actually Ming Yao. Look, we only have, it looks like, four more minutes in the one billable hour that I can pay for Italiano Jones here. So let's do a quick pitch to Italiano.

Italiano, do you have any kind of problem that Entry can help you with and vice versa? Yes, I have a big problem. I have a big problem and I wonder if you can help me every time I fly to Italy the plane never lands

on the water correctly is there a way that you can fix that? So it sounds yes I look forward to your correspondence Well the correspondence is right here baby pay attention

so if you're landing on the water it seems you should take something else with you to get you to Italy perhaps Scott please I see you fixing your lips to cut me off please

please fix in my lid I'm opening them I'm pursing them please let me finish love finish so a big old

wooded you can't ask me to let you finish and then stumble around this much well because you keep cutting me off and throwing me off

okay you keep cutting me off and it is international women's months and you keep cutting me off it's Italy in women's month too okay it's Italy in women's

say what you want to say and say it Speak from the heart and speak quickly because we only have like three minutes left in this billable hour. This man is bossy. Okay, I'm not coming back to this damn show. So listen, so Italiano, there's a big rectangle made a wood. You could take it will float upon the water.

It could take you. And so the plane don't land correctly on the water. I don't think it's meant for water. That's just a hunch I have. But there is wood. You can put together in shape of a rectangle or, you know, an open rectangle, if you will and it can get you to Italy on the water and it will it will manage on the water that sounds amazing you are a damn genius if i book you to come speak at the college that i'm a professor at

italy state will you come will you come speak for my class at italy state i'm not a speaker i teach law and law services do you want to invest in my invention that's really the bottom line here i don't i don't do speaking engagements i don't even come here to do speaking engagements i'm trying to get investors oh that's a shame so you don't want the invention I'll tell you in two minutes. You're going to say that's the last thing before you leave? Listen, baby. I know you need to go.

And so I want to, no, I'll let you know. I'll let you know what. I know you have to go, but I'd like to pitch you one other thing that could help our communication. Perhaps you don't feel you have to make a decision immediately. Please. Here's the deal. Here's the deal. You take a plastic rectangle.

You put buttons upon the rectangle. I'm listening. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, zero. Okay. I'm listening. You connect that rectangle to a wall because they're phone lines. I do know phones exist, Scott, so shut the hell up. All right, all right.

Okay. So you can connect that. Well, Scott, fuck right off. Are you allowed to cuss on you? Scott, are we allowed to cuss on this show? I don't think you're allowed to cuss because you're a very religious person as you stressed so many times. I actually backslid, Scott.

Oh, no. Wait. Have you been dipping into Satanism? Well, that's a really far. That's extreme. There's something in between. Scott, which is a little... Keith Renere's cult is in between.

Yes, exactly. So, are you just been sinning a lot, or? I've been sinning like crazy, but we won't get it to that, all of them, fornicating, whoa, gluttonizing, lying, stealing, cheating, and destroying. Murder? Murder? Like, whoa. Hey, y'all.

Mozerno. No, Taliano, please. The rectangle, the button's on it. It will send, you can send me communication on paper via the rectangle. And it will arrive to me on my side if I have a rectangle. Okay. Is that your response, okay? He's going to let you know.

He's going to let you know his response in just a second after I say a certain phrase. And that phrase is, I help. I've been hurt in a motorcycle accident, a car accident, or a boat plane accident. And I need your help. Oh, my gosh. I will fight for you, Scott. Chow. Chow.

Tell her your answer. Tell her your answer before you leave. Are you going to invest? As we say in Italy. Chow. Oh, no. He's gone. Okay.

Well, all right. He's gone. I'm so sorry, Antre. I know you were counting on that. You set me up. This was a setup, Scott. I was trying to help you the whole time. This was exhausting.

This whole, this whole, this whole, today was exhausting person. I'm exhausted. You're exhausted. You're exhausted. You're combatted. You're rude. I'm perfectly pleasant. You're not smart.

I'm exhausted. I don't say this all my guests But you have been a pill Ever since you come on the show years ago Scott, how do you think how do you think I feel I'm sitting up here and I listen to you Describe me as difficult to describe And you're calling me a small business owner

Nothing is small about my business first of all I'm making things that change people's lives You're not even an entrepreneur like your name You're an inventor You came on You came on as an entrepreneur named entrepaneur, and then you just segueed into inventing things. Your whole thing doesn't make any sense. Scott, go to hell.

What makes an entrepreneur? What makes an entrepreneur? Someone who has an idea, invest in it, starts at their own business, and is successful. So then I am an entrepreneur, love. I'm successful. You keep having me back. You can't get enough of me. That's true.

Okay. Yeah, maybe I do like you. And I don't want it. Jamie, I don't like to do this. of you. I don't like to do this in front of you. See, Scott brings up. It's okay. Look, if you were on the wedding coach right now, and we're not getting married on, Trey, but... I would never marry you. Say, say, say this was a situation that you were in and you have the cameras. What would your advice to us be? I would, you know, I've got to be honest. I feel like you guys shouldn't get married.

I think that's probably, that that would be an episode where we would have to call it off. Are there ever any episodes where you said, by the way, you shouldn't get married and then you just shut the cameras down and you walk away? Not shut the cameras down, but definitely, yeah, discourage. Okay, so we should not get married, Andre. Yeah, and you fall into that camera, I would say. Well, Scott, I care for you, but I care for you. Look, I'm going to go further than that.

I love you. Okay, well, I love you. And we built something here. You're just going to give up on it. I'm sorry, but it just doesn't seem to work. Every time we're off, Mike, we have such a wonderful relationship and we talk for hours. And then you get on Mike. And you just start needling me.

Well, Scott, it's because the way you described me. It's very triggering for me because of how my mother talks to me and all, you know, so I apologize. Well, yeah, and I apologize. Let's do this. Jamie, will you officiate? Please marry us right now. Yeah. I'm tired of waiting.

I really, I don't support your union, but if you'll pay me back the money from. What are you, the Catholic Church? What are you? What are you? What are you, the Catholic Church? You don't support our union. Oh, wow. I read the news, Scott.

I read the news. Topical from a month ago. From Italian. I thought, I know you think I'm stupid, Scott, but I do read the news. On Mike, I think you're stupid. Off Mike, you know I'm your biggest fan and your biggest cheerleader. Don't I know it? Jamie, please marry me. Please marry us. Please marry me to him. Marry me to her as well. Okay, guys. I don't, I don't think it's a great idea, but I will do it.

All right. Hit us. Five, six, seven, eight. One, singular sensation. Yeah, it's a tap dance. Do you, okay, do you entree take this, Scott? Ask him first. Jamie, ask him first, please, for my comfort. What does this power move? Ask me first.

But it's International Women's Month, so I thought I'd go to you first. And Black History Month. Okay. And Black History Month, yeah. Okay, that's fine. All right, I'll go for, I'm fine. Ask me first. Well, no, now I want to go first now.

Well, okay, fine. Pick one, Entree. I'll go second. Okay. Great. All right. Go ahead. Ask me for... And that's your choice as an international woman. Um, okay.

Uh, do you, Scott take the entree to be your lawfully wedded wife? I've decided I want to write my own vows. Okay. Yeah. Entree. Scott, do you want to go first with your vows? I do want to go first. Okay. Entree, from the moment that I first laid eyes on you, I knew that there was something special.

I knew there was something different. I knew that there was a brain inside that head that didn't quite work the way that other brains work. And I knew that I just had to have that brain in my life. That's right. Well, that can be, that's, okay. And being as you can't open up your skull and just give me the brain, I'll take the whole damn woman.

Will you be my wife? Now, I have a couple questions. Can you, can I respond to the vows with questions? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, no, that's, yeah, that's the whole point. I'd like to respond to the vows with questions. Yeah. I need to know, Scott, if given the opportunity to crush my skull open and snatch my brain out,

would you choose that over marrying me? Maybe. But how, you know, who knows that that will ever happen? It's got a little army hammer, you guys. Jamie, this is the one. Allegedly. This is the one. Yes, we have to say allegedly.

Allegedly. We don't want him to get sued, less he need to call Italiano. So, okay. Scott, ever since I. I met you. You have really ruffled my feathers. You have done everything in your power to piss me right off. And it's worked.

It has been contentious from day one. At no point have I ever felt actually connected to you, attracted to you, or interested in you. But because I'm a person who does not say no to an opportunity to make money, yes, I will do this. Fantastic. Before you say we're man and wife, I just have this pre-nup that I need you to sign. It's rectangular, so you'll be really into it. Well, I don't have something to sign it with.

Oh, I have this other rectangle, a pen. It's more of a conical. This is a very skinny rectangle. It's cylindrical, yeah, you can call it as a film. I would just call this a stick. Okay, I'm not going to sign anything because I don't have my lawyer here. I don't have my lawyer. I don't have my lawyer.

Scott, I knew this would happen. Scott, please, listen, I don't have my lawyer here. Ataliano left? He left. He left and I don't feel comfortable signing without my lawyer. Okay, wedding's off. Okay, this has been a horrible experience, top to bottom, from the minute I came on to this podcast. I don't love you anymore, okay?

Stop trying to make this happen. As stupid as you think I am, I was. I was acting the whole time, love. I thought you were stupid and I think you are stupid. Wow, wow. On International Women's Month. Wow. No, sorry.

Look, we have to take a break, but can you stick around on, Tray? I'd love to have you come back after the break. It would be my pleasure, Scott. Okay, wonderful. We'll be right back with more. We'll have some fellow podcasters. And when we come back, we'll be right back with more Comedy Bang Bang after this. Comedy Bang, bang, bang, we're back here.

Jamie Lee of the wedding coach. She was unsuccessful in coaching us into our wedding, but that doesn't mean the show is unsuccessful on Netflix because all of those end with a wedding. as far as I know, at least the 50% of the episodes that I saw end in a wedding. And it would be interesting if you did an episode that started with a wedding, you know, and then it was like in media res, and then it went backwards and said, oh, what led up to this? I love that. Break in format.

We have some that don't end the way you would expect. Oh, so the three that I've seen, the three that I've seen end in weddings, but who knows about the others. We also, speaking of weddings, we also have Antre P. Neur, who was my betrothed and I think we're going to be like Star Cross lovers. Like the Immortal Bard once wrote about Romeo and Juliet. Scott, you're

literally, no, we're not. Scott, you're a two-timer. I have taken a rectangle with a battery inside and I started texting a cul-op and she seems to know you very well. Hey, baby, don't worry about her. You think I'm stupid. I'm recording this. I'm recording this whole thing.

Wait, you're recording this? Shit. I'm recording this whole thing and I'm putting it on the internet on a Monday. Oh, no. No, a competing podcast. Well, you know what? Speaking of competing podcasts, we have a couple of podcast hosts who host a competing podcast with us. And I know you don't know what a podcast is, Antre, but we'll explain that when they come on. They are the hosts of the sports dude.

Please welcome to the show for the first time, Jeff and Jeff. Hey, Scott, thanks so much for having us on. Thank you, Scott. Thank you very much. I heard this has a good reach. I'd really love to ask these two gentlemen a question off the rip. Yeah, like in the middle of them saying Thanks for having us

You know exactly who we are So whatever you ask is perfect for us You know, no, no No, no, now do y'all have colds? That's the question. You're sick. You know what a cold is. By the way, if you had an invention

that cured the common cold, that would be something. It's just, I mean, my voice is a little worn out for doing so much podcasted. Yeah, we're just recording ads, banking episodes, getting interviews in. It's not a cold. God, I wish I had a cold. I haven't had a cold in a decade. Oh, wait. Why do you wish you'd have a cold then? Because I have a fever.

Oh, okay. You wanted to break and become a cold? A cold would be easier to manage. Right. Which one of you is Jeff, by the way? And which one of you is Jeff? I'm Jeff. I'm Jeff with a J. I'm Jeff with a G, G-E-O-F. As in go-off, queen. I think, no. As in G-off. Oh, yeah. I got thrown out of high school for Ging off for Ging off in class. My cousin Jeff is the podcast guy, but he has me on as kind of a flavor. I was doing the podcast.

We're talking sports. And I occasionally call up my cousin Jeff and I have him on. It's just sort of grown from there. I know it's a little early, but I'd love to plug the podcast right now. Oh, yeah. That's okay. Well, I mean, yeah, it's the sports dude that you're the sports dude. Jeff? Jeff is the sports dude. And I, Jeff, am his cousin, Jeff. Oh, okay. And you're not on the show

regularly. You just receive calls from Jeff here every once in a while, G-off? Not regularly, but he does call me every episode and I'm on them. I call him every episode. He's on every single one. But yeah, semi-regularly, he's on there. I guess if I say I'm regular, it changes the contract, the hosting contract. Oh, I see. Yeah. What is the purpose of these calls? Why do you call Jeff over here, Jeff? we just want to get his opinion on sports and his hot takes he's usually got a really out of the box take for a lot of sports uh yes scott you a sports guy scott let me throw it at you i've been known to watch that orange ball bounce up and down okay well this is great love that sport okay well if uh you were an NBA uh owner um what team do you think should draft Robert De Niro.

Now imagine De Niro. Is he like the Hakeem Olajuwon of basketball or acting? You choose, Scotty. We're talking about Robert De Niro, the actor. Robert De Niro, the actor, if you were playing the NBA. Robert De Niro as himself,

Robert, star of taxi driver, war with grandpa. If he was to join the NBA, well, two grandpa movies. What team do you think could use? You guys seem to know more about movies than sports. so far. No, we are. That is the sports guy and I'm his cousin. The sports. Oh, okay. Well, I guess,

you know, look, if you have to draft an actor into the NBA, Robert De Niro might not be the worst choice. He gets so into roles he probably would learn how to be a pretty good player. So, but you're asking which team should talk? Yeah, because I think the Nuggets could use him right now. The Nuggets are like the X-Men of the NBA. So he would be perfect fit there, kind of gold team. In what way? Well, they're made up of a group of different people who are all sort of an allegory for homosexuality or racism. Yeah, they all kind of come together. The coach really does have a Professor X vibe when he's sitting down. And just when he's sitting down, meaning that he's-

Hair style, his hairstyle. So he's bald and he sits down occasionally. He sits out sometimes. Yeah. That's correct. And if we're talking Denver Nuggets or the X-Men, it's got to be the Sacramento Kings are the X-Factor. We're talking Shatterstar, all the games. gangs there.

DeKibbe Batumbo is a real ex-man name. Yeah, you guys know a lot about comic books, it seems. Look, we're just guys who know all the things. We're talking sports. We're talking sports here. So what's your sport of choice there, Andre? Yeah, oh, Andre. Or Jamie, whoever, anyone.

Just shout out a sport. That's what we're talking about. Well, my sport is, it's a little complicated. That surprises no one, Andre. Well, G-off. G-off. Go off, Queen. G-off, go-off, queen.

G-off, so my sport is, so have you, are you familiar with circles? We're big circle, guys. We love circles. Okay. If we're talking shapes. Have you ever j-offed in a circle? It's all circular because when they, when they ends, it's really just the beginning. Mm-hmm.

That's deep. Like a wedding ring. Shout out, Jamie Lee. We have Jay-offed in a circle, which definitely, you know, brings up one of our sponsors. You J-Offed as opposed to G-OF. He J-Oft, I G-Oft. I'm J-Off with the J. I-G-Oft with the G.

It was in a circle, which brings us to one of our sponsors. One of our sponsors, Sploge Builder. What? It's a pineapple-flavored serum that increases the amount of ejaculate that one can carry through their vast difference. The amount and not the taste? It has no effect on the taste and organic. We have not checked the taste.

check the taste yet. So just the amount. I mean, we're just I don't know that the amount is the amount is ever something that that is really people want more of. At least partners don't want more. Speak for yourself, Scott.

It's more of like a quality over quantity type of thing. Got it. Jamie Lee, looking for quality come. Got it. Write that one down. She was the quality, but if you're out there looking for quantity, Spluge Bill.

or It's got you covered. Provo coach sports. Oh, okay. So we're talking sports. Who do you think should be the Green Ranger? In the Power Rangers? Power Rangers?

It's got it's got to be, Dennis Rodman. Got to be. I was going to say Tom Brady. Okay. This is where we disagree. Different guys, different sports. Okay. I mean, it's not even sports related.

Both could be the Green Ranger. Scott, this is what the listeners love to hear us argue about. stuff like this he says it's tom brady would be the ultimate green ranger i'm saying it's for sure dennis rodman anybody else it's nuts the green rangers name was tommy so having a athlete named tom could eliminate a little bit of the confusion for the other rangers for for because they would be so starstruck by tom brady playing him that they would accidentally call him tom jeff you're nuts because the green rangers a bad boy and nobody's a bigger bad boy than dennis rodman All right. I got to go with you on this one, Jeff. I succeed. I give up. I secede. I do it all. You succeed. I subcede. I have a couple of questions for both of you because you seem to have a really good business plan here. Now, why is he J-O-off? Because he doesn't have an O in his name. So now we're just calling him J-O-N-F-F-F. He does have an O in his name.

I've got no, J-E-O-F-F. I'm G-E-O-F. I know. And, okay, now, J-O-F, I suppose. Have you ever tried Flonase? I keep trying it. I'm hooked on the stuff, actually. It's backfired.

I can't get off of it. It's like chapstick. You try it once, and then it just makes your nose more stuffed up. Same for me. I'm up to a bottle a day of Robitusson. I'm having a bottle on the drive-in. work and a bottle on the drive home.

I work in HVAC. I take so much NyQuil. It keeps me up. I'm all that stuff. That quill should put you to sleep. It should knock my ass out. I am up all day long. Oh, you're taking it in the morning.

I take it for this thing as soon as I get up. Okay. That's not how they recommend you take it. Speaking of drugs. Yeah. Who in the MLB do you think is cocaine, personified. Daryl Strawberry?

The straw man. Great guess, Soccerman. Yeah, great guess. I actually think it's Mike Piazza. You're dead wrong. It's actually Mike Piazza.

Now, I rarely agree with my cousin Jay off here, but in this case, it's Piazza, baby. I don't know. I think we have a disagreement. This is like Piazza Gate. Oh, shit. Hey, come on. Is that where you go to the Mets Stadium and scream,

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match or a game? We love sports matches. Okay, here, all right, let's get to more sports trivia. Jamie Lee, you're a sports gal. You like baseball, right? Okay, Don Mattingly. Is he, or is he not taller or shorter than Jason

Statham? Mm-hmm. Is he or is he not taller or shudder? These are just a quick question and you're and you're asking about or exactly the same. Not to throw a curveball at you, but I think you know what a curveball is, by the way. Do you know what a curve ball is? Yeah, I've been in a back room of a bar where everybody was doing curve balls. It fucked me out pretty good.

You're just a drug addict. You don't even know anything about sports. Ben is. Ben. Who? Ben is my dog. Get off my fucking leg. All right.

Jeff over here. Oh, God, good guy. Great fucking guy. I totally forgot what I was talking about when the dog came and attacked me. Okay. I don't know why you brought it up. But look, okay, go ahead and throw your curveball at G off here. Oh, well, now I remember.

Jeff over here, he's like Clint Eastwood in that he has a little trouble with the curve. Worth it, right? Oh, it's quiet, Jeff. Quiet, Ben. I forgot your dog's name. It's confusing. it's two names to remember love it's two men's names they all kind of run together after a while now just for the sake of brandon i have an idea for y'all i just who's brandon that's another white man's

name brandon of course brandon lee if he were to play on the n hl you know you got to put him on the black no helmet no helmet it's the closest thing to the crow it's the class that's right see yeah You're getting the hang of this, Scott. Well, Antre, did you have something you wanted to say about Brandon? Well, yes, Brandon. That's my son. I do have a son named Brandon. You didn't tell me that.

I didn't want to. Does that change your mind about me, Scott? So I will marry you? How old is Brandon? Brandon is 17 years old. He's going to be. He's a little old for sneaky basement boy, but he might still like it. Okay.

Well, I actually don't want him involved in any of this stuff because up until recently, I was a Christian woman. So I, Brandon Wise, Brandon B-R-A-N-D-I-N, I thought maybe it would be wonderful. If you guys liked this idea, by the way, I do need to be compensated.

You keep saying promo code sports. What if you spelled sports? S-P-E-R- shit. S-P-R-E-O-T-S. Just throw an extra E in there. Sprates? Oh. Sprates.

Oh, like, kind of like Jeff, like G-Off. Oh, like G-off. Oh, so put an extra in there, like, esports. Oh, e-sports. Oh, e-sports. Oh, e-sports. Speaking of a podcast, I'd like to ask our gold members to continue listening. And if you haven't paid for a gold-level subscription, please shut off the podcast.

Silver and below cannot listen to us on other podcasts. It's just the honor system? Yeah, I'm going to say, that's not a way to do business. That's not a way to do business. You should invent some. sort of, uh, uh, internet site, Andre. Okay, it could be a wall. And we call it a, uh, a wall, a rectangle. We all know what walls are. Sure, sure. And call it a build that wall. A pay wall. Yes, build the wall. Speaking of walls in the Game of Thrones series, what NFL quarterback would you want

to be part of the watch? And why is it Ryan Leaf? Okay. There's one answer. one answer only it's john elway all right and here we go again they're both number 16 but unfortunately i think you want a defensive lineman in there don't yeah you want junior say out that's fucked up scott we get junior say out and the canadian crippler on the wall defending the knights watch okay now it's now i'm thinking you do know a little bit about sports because i don't know who they are chris benoit the canadian crippler is bedroix our favorite wrestler he's a favorite wrestler over at the sports dude with Jeff yeah oh god I don't know I don't how many listeners do you have

that's the thing Scott we have not figured out how to check that yet so we're unaware of how many listeners we have but if we want to go by live tickets sold we're doing a lot of live shows these days a lot of uh meet and greets after the show and stuff like that we're doing We're doing a window live shows. Total live shows. Busier than ever. We're in Alabama this weekend.

Indoor venues. Oh, no. Yeah, that's, I mean, you know, things are opening up hopefully soon, but I don't know if right now is a great time for you guys to be doing indoor venue shows. We're doing meet and greets in windowless karaoke moves. We're shaking hands during those. We're shaking, babies. Kissing babies. Tom Brady style.

Bring a graduated show. Do you know what that means? Yeah, that's where you're getting a massage and your son comes in and kisses you all. on the lips on camera, and you post it yourself? Yeah, no, I don't think that's weird. That's not weird at all. That's just being an athlete, and he's got the seven championships to prove it.

I wish my dad would have kissed me. He'd probably have done better in life. I wish your dad, my uncle, wouldn't have kissed me so much. You guys can have an off-my conversation about that. If you wanted one athlete to take a photo of you, who would it be? And why is it Tim Hardaway? What situation are we in? Is it a, I see them on the street and I want a photo in front of a business that has

like my name, like Scott's Pool Hall and like, hey, take a photo of me under this sign. That's right. Yeah, you're at Scott's pool hall. It's like, shit, my name's Scott. I'd love a photo of me. This would be funny as hell. You look over it. Who's there?

It's the 1999. Dead left shrimp. I think anyone. I don't know any other basketball players. Any one of the 1986. Chicago Bears, maybe. Okay, you want the Bears? You want McMan?

You want a fridge? Maybe. I straight up, I would love to see what Ditka bust out. Better hip-hop group, the 86 Chicago Bears, or the Wu-Tang Clan, you tell me. I don't know. That's a push. Is William Refrigerator Perry, the Method Man of the 86 Bears, call in now, 1567? We don't know.

We don't have any way. Give us a call right now. Oh, wait, we are getting a call. We are getting a call. Okay, let's pick it up. Caller, are you there? Yeah, hello. Hi, you're on Comedy Baggan.

Hey, you're on with the sports dude. I'm calling, Comedy Bagway. I was trying to call the Sports Dude. Oh, no, the sports dude is here. It's a sort of crossover episode. But yeah, go ahead. Okay, Sports dude. If you're on the New York Giants,

who's the Falcon? Which one is the Falcon? Which one is the Falcon of the New York Giants? That's right. That's the question this guy's asking. He's curious, which one? I'm glad you came on, Jeff, because the question was confusing even for me. I was confused.

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, which one's the Falcon? Which one's the Winter Soldier? Is that what you're talking about? More Marvel stuff? Are you talking like GI Joe of all the New York Giants who would make the best Falcon? Well, you know, a giant starts with GI, you know? That's great connection, Scott. Holy shit.

My mind's fucking blown. And my mind falls out of my mind. know it's pretty easily because my septum is fucking rotting. Yeah, I can see it trickling down. Yeah. Better chance of defeating Cobra. Is it G.I. Joe or G.I. ants. Or the giants.

And Cobra, meaning the insurance that you got. You're ever fired from your job? Cobra commander, the guy who says, uh, yeah, you can give your old policy for the same amount of money. Great question, caller. Makes me think of another question.

I'm confused. Jamie, Andre, back me up on this. This is confusing to you as it is to me? Very confusing, Scott. And you know, as a person who communicates very clearly, I'm having a hard time following y'all. Maybe we just don't know enough about sports. It's got to be the sports thing.

Who would make it in the NHL National Hockey League? A Bugs Life or Ants? Well, ants is probably canceled because of the whole... I can separate the artistic merit of ants away from, you know, the bad baggage that comes with Woody, all right? This controversial call, but I think we all have to honor the great things ants has provided us as a society, as humanity. Which brings us to our next set. Check out the film, Baby Driver.

Use promo code sports to download the Blu-ray high quality. To download a Blu-ray. 4K ultraviolet download. Use promo code sports, get 25% off. Baby Driver, starring Friend of the Show, Kevin Spacey. Oh, friend of your show, baby. Fourth quarter, fourth and ten, 11-yard line. Who are you throwing the ball to? In your wide receivers are Nightcrawler?

Probably Nightcrawler. He can just bamf into the end zone. Oh, you know, if you hit that, hit him anywhere downfield. But what if it has to be someone from the Masters of the Universe? Cadetor probably, because everyone's going to be too scared of his skeleton body to tackle him? You're throwing a hell, Mary. That's a hot take.

Hot take, Ackerman. You're throwing a Hell Mary. You're sending Skeletor Marrardt. You're on the 11 yard line. Why are you throwing a Hail Mary? You're on the, you're on the 11. You're on your own 11. You're on your own 11.

Oh, your own 11. Oh, okay. But it's first and 10? Eighty-nine yards. First and 10. Wait, is the clock running down? Because it seems like you just throw for 10 yards. 40 seconds left.

The clock's going backwards. You're in some sort of. A lot of time. Tenet. You're in some sort of tentate situation. I guess I would... It's a temporal pincer movement being run by the Kansas City Chiefs. I guess I would pick Scarecrow from Batman Begins.

Okay. But you're going against the Battletoads. Oh, this is tough. Maybe Raphael. I wish the listeners could see the faces of Antre and Jamie, who are fully relishable. in this I'm probably going to go with Leonardo because he leads

but that's a whole different podcast that I can't get into and God help us we're already in so many class action lawsuits we do not need another please don't start a Battletones podcast look guys

it's been great getting to know you but we are running out of time we just have time for one final feature on the show and that of course is a little something called plugs plugs for you and me plugs let's count the three one

One, two, two. Whoa, that was heavy shit. That was Plugs One, Two, Three by Florescent Badge. Thank you so much to Florescent Badge for that wonderful plugs theme. If you have one, go hit us up and send them wherever people send them. I have no idea where that is. Jamie, what do we plug in here? Obviously, the wedding, what is it? The wedding chef? The wedding, the wedding coach. On Netflix now, all six episodes. They're about a half hour each. This is, uh, look, you could, you could watch all six of these or the Godfather. They're the same amount of time, three hours. What would you suggest people do with their time? I mean, I say binge it. I say don't watch the Godfather. We've heard about that movie for too long. No, come on. We need some fresh blood.

We need a new godfather. We need a new godfather. We need a wedding coach. That's right. All right, great. And, Antre, anything you want to plug here? Just several of my inventions, but I understand we don't have time for that. So otherwise, no, no, I don't.

No, there's not even like a show that you can watch on a rectangular device that comes on week to week. Every once in a while, there is this show that I do watch on a rectangular device. Thank you. call that a television, you dumbass. Okay, well, you pitched it to me several episodes ago. Well, your memory is impeccable, Scott. Yes, there is a show, a program I enjoy. It's called Saturday Night Live.

And, yeah, I do watch that from time to time, but I don't know if I want to plug it. Sure. You wouldn't maybe go that far, but it has been having a great year, and certain performers on there have been doing really well this year, and so maybe it might be amusing or humorous to watch such a show and to shortle or giggle at it? Sure, sure. So Saturday's 11.30 p.m. Eastern time. I think it comes on at 8.30 p.m.

Out here in Pacific, yeah, maybe in Chicago, it's at 10.30? Chicago, yes, exactly. So NBC, Saturday Night Live. Check it out sometime. If you've never seen it, now is it time to start. Saturday Night Live getting the comedy bang bang bump for once Well, if it makes it to 50 years, you'll know why Because we plugged it on this episode

And J-off and G-off What do you guys want to plug here? Sploge Builder No, not your own, no, you can't do that. I mean, we're contractually We've got to do it. We've got to plug spluge builder again. How many businesses that you advertise are your own

businesses are you good are you the guys creating sploond us to plug somebody else's business scott five actionboys dot biz a patreon podcast about action movies i don't get it not enough sports talk i don't get it there's almost no sports talk minimal i hear they ramble on for a really long time in these episodes every episode longer than the runtime of their movie that is not necessarily a positive that's the promise but if you're talking dollars per minutes these guys are a good value if you have a job where you mop floors or just have to do a remedial task for hours on end. It's the perfect podcast for you. Number one downloaded podcast amongst pizza box folders. Wow. Well, I want to plug, I have another show, Threatom that comes out on Thursdays. That's Paul F. Tompkins and

Lauren Lapkis and myself. And that's just the three of us sitting around, having fun in my backyard and shooting the shit and then playing games. So check that out, subscribe to it. All right, let's close up the old plug bag. That's all round With it Open that shit All right That's right

That's great Yeah that's a new one That's a new one That's open that shit by public speaking Oh interesting to name your band After something that is non-musical but thank you to public speaking for that. And guys, I want to thank you so much, Jamie.

Great to see you again. Great to see you. And Entree, I'm sorry that we couldn't make a love connection, but if you want to have a second date, we'll pay for it. Okay. Well, in that case, yes. If somebody's paying, then yes. Okay, because you're broke.

You don't have a lot of those rectangles with the pictures of old white men on it. Well, I don't dabble with those anyway. You know that I don't accept that form of payment anyway. All right. With a price of Bitcoin, going up the way they are. Bitcoins are going sky high. They're like the Frank Thomas of crypto.

I don't know what that means. The big hurt. If you had to name one former MLB player as a cryptocurrency, it would be Frank Thomas, the big hurt. I guess so. I don't understand where you guys are going on. There's no argument. Yeah.

And guys, I don't know really what you're talking about really ever. On the sports side, certainly, you know, the X-Men side I'm doing okay on, but That's right, Spooge Builder, promo code, sports. Sploge it up. Okay. Thanks, everyone. We'll see you next time. That's the way I really wanted to end this, so thank you.

Bye.