Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - Reggie Watts, Jacob Wysocki, Casey Feigh

Episode Date: July 29, 2024

Comedian extraordinaire and friend of the show Reggie Watts joins Scott after singing the CBB theme song to talk about his new comedy special Never Mind, time travel, and all the details on the streaming platform Veeps. Then, Mr. Toots returns to talk about the new documentary he made about Kushtopia. Plus, comedian Weed Seinfeld returns to test out some new jokes.Get tickets for the Comedy Bang! Bang! Into Your Mouth Tour 2024 over at https://CBBWorld.com/tour

Thank you, Reggie Watts, appreciate you. All right, let's get going with the show. I say football, you say soccer. We're two goofballs at Foot Locker. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. Thank you to Alvaro Mendez from Panama for that catchphrase submission. You know what, Reggie? Do you want to do the show today instead of just doing the theme song?

Yeah. Yeah, why not? Sure. Okay. Yeah, stick around. Let's do it. Have a seat. Okay.

Fuck it. Yeah, why not? See this thing with four legs? Yes. Sit on it. Oh, no, no, no. That's the dog. Oh, hey.

Reggie Watts is here. Hello, Reggie. Thanks for sticking around today. I ask you to stick around mainly because you have a special that I wanna talk to you about. Sure. And I figured why not actually talk about it on a podcast where people might watch it or something. Yeah, where people cast their pods. Sure. My name is Scott Aukerman. Coming up a little later, we have a documentarian and

we also have a comedian. Ooh. Yeah. That's a new one. Really good show today, Reg. It's pretty good. later, we have a documentarian and we also have a comedian. Ooh, that's a new one. Really good show today, Reg. It's pretty good. Yeah. Unusual. It is for a documentarian and a comedian. And the comedian, very rare combo.

Maybe the documentarian's going to make a movie about the comedian. You ever see that movie, Comedian, starring one really good one and a terrible one? I just, I never thought it was real, so I didn't actually see it. Yeah, I thought it was a mockumentary. Can you imagine the very idea of mocking at documentaries? No, no. I want a documentary now. Interesting. I don't like us talking about other IFC shows. Understood. We don't need the competition on the streaming.

Let me welcome him. He is, of course, you heard him performing the theme song mere moments ago, he was my co-host band leader on the Comedy Bang Bang TV show for a good three and a half seasons. Would have been four seasons, but they, they consolidated that fourth season, 40 episodes into one year. They did? Yeah.

You did 20 of them. Oh yeah, that's right. That felt like one season to me. You did 70 episodes out of the 110. So you did more than the, uh, more than your share. Wow. Crazy. Um, he now has a special that just came out.

It's called Nevermind. It's on Veep's. We'll figure out whatever the fuck that is. Please welcome Reggie Watts. Hey. Hey, you stole Fonzie's catchphrase. I forgot. Yeah, hey.

I spell it different. I spell it different though. Oh, how do you spell it? I spell it J-E-E-H. Oh, okay, yeah. The Icelandic spelling. That's correct. Of course. Yes.

Reggie, so great to have you back on the pod. Thank you. I feel like a whale. Yeah, we had you, by the way, this is I think our last, the last week in our special July episodes. This July, we decided to do special July month. Yes. Where every episode is going to be coming out in July This July we decided to do special July month,

where every episode is going to be coming out in July and be dated as July. And we have five of those, so we were able to jam pack five July episodes into special July month this month. So yeah, you're on the last one. That's so cool. I'm glad I made the cut.

I know, what an honor. Yeah, cause you know, August is bullshit. Yeah, I mean, I don't think we're gonna do August month or anything like that, but July month has been really good to us. Yep, yep, yep. Yep, so many great things in July. Sure, you got to July 4th and then we just coast.

Yep, and you got Miranda July. That's true, that's a good point. Was she called that because she was served a subpoena or no, what is it? What are Miranda rights? You're a, uh, the right to remain silent. Yeah. The right to remain silent. Yeah. So her mother was totally silent while she gave birth in July. That's correct. Yeah. And so I think that I should call my daughter Miranda. Or maybe she's just a big Lin-Manuel. She could be, she could be,

she got in early when he was just a baby. Yeah, she predicted something. She was always ahead of the curve. Yeah, predictive, predictive babies. We have predictive texts, why not babies? Yeah, you got nepos and preties. Yeah, where are you in terms of, were you a nepo baby? Nepo baby for sure.

You were a nepo baby, yeah. Yeah, cause my dad was in the Air Force. Yeah. Neppo baby for sure. You were a Neppo baby, yeah. Yeah, because my dad was in the Air Force. Yeah. Reggie, you obviously are a comedian extraordinaire. Sorry to throw French at you.

That's all right. It's okay. We saw each other in France once. Oh, est ce vrai? We took a picture together. We took a picture together. Yeah, we had like a little coffee or tea or something. Yeah, we had some coffee. We both- It was like very brief. took a picture together. Yeah. We had like a little coffee or tea or something. Yeah.

We had some coffee. We both, I don't think. It was like very brief. It wasn't planned. We both had things to do, but then I realized you were in France as well. So we said, let's get together and take one picture. Yeah. We took one picture.

Yeah. I think we met a total of like 30 minutes or something like that. It was awesome. Because we all had separate schedules. It was so busy. It was very fun. When you're in France, you're busy. When you're in France, you're the busiest man.

And it's not like if you were to go to Japan when you're in France. Do do do do do do do do do do do. You have, I was going to say you're a comedian extraordinaire. And what does a comedian do? They put out specials, baby. Got to, I have to. You haven't put out a special in,

I'm gonna say eight years, is that true? That's truth. Wow, 2016? Yeah. Spatial? It's not that I didn't want to. Really, what was keeping you? Were there people in your way that you had to wrestle through?

Well, this is the funny thing. This is what I think is, this will be a lesson to all them comedians out there that want to make themselves special. I had this idea for specials, Reggie Watts, live in Berlin. I thought it was cool. There's a cool B story going on. I thought it would be funny to get Bad Robot to be the production company. Sure. And JJ to be like, yeah, I'm into this, whatever. He agreed to it and they were signed on board.

They were on board, pitched to every single streaming network and none of them went for it. None of them bought. That's very common in show business right now. We have the constriction going on and no one's buying anything. Was that happening five years ago though? It honestly, uh, 2019. Yeah. It's about when my career ended.

Oh, right. Okay. So yeah. Okay. Yeah. No, it's, it's, uh, I, the, the, the one thing I can think of is when you say that live in Berlin, I kind of go, oh, that's expensive. Yeah.

And that's what I thought they would think, but I thought, you know, they wouldn't think that. Oh, well. So you instead decided to film it in the good old US of A. Yeah, that's right. Love it or leave it. God bless America. Where did you film it?

The Regent. The Regent, that's in LA proper? That is in LA, yeah, downtown LA, classic old school theater. I think it's not, it used to be independent, but I think it might be a Golden Boys thing. No. Okay. Or a Live Nation thing.

I don't care. Yeah, I know. And so you filmed it in LA, and tell me about the, because this special has a unique concept for it, tell me about it, even though I know already, because I've seen it. Yeah, that's true, you've seen it a couple times. Yeah, you keep texting me every time you watch it.

Hey, got another one in the books. Yeah, another one, I wanna be the person who watches it the most. Yeah, it was, I mean, I just had this idea, I love time travel, and so I thought, oh, this would be really you are we Should explain those people who don't know ready has time travel. I have you were sort of

Kind of one of the first men on earth weren't you? Yes, one of the first yeah, like you know a few hundred. Yeah, if you went so there's a few hundred people you Figured out did you invent the time machine or were you, did you find it? No, I was the first person to find the time machine. Oh, okay, so this was someone from the future who had invented it and come back. Yeah, it was a plant.

Oh, okay. And then there was a contest. It was actually kind of like more lighthearted on their side. It was just like a contest to see like who they could bet on would find the time machine where they planted it. Oh, okay, so this is like a reality show. Yeah, it's a reality show of sorts, yeah. Okay, so out of the few hundred contestants,

this is like squid game, but with time travel. Thank you. Yeah, so you found the machine. Yes. You also, from what I understand, there were side bets going on to see whether you could even operate it. I think there were, I didn't learn about this,

obviously, like during the game, I was like sequestered. All you were saying was like, Grr, bleh, bleh, bleh't learn about this, obviously, like during the game, I was like, sequestered. All you were saying was like, grr, bleh, bleh, bleh. I was like, oonga bunga, me no like, time period end. Yeah, you did know me no like, I recall. Those were like the three English words you knew. I did say that, yeah. But you got in there.

I got in it, yeah. You were able to press a few buttons. They made it easy. Yeah. It was like two buttons. Yeah, just, it feels pretty natural once you get the controls in your hands. Yeah, because it's just like, you know, you see these two colors and it's like, well, there's one that's kind of brown and there's one that's bright red.

You're going to press the bright red one. Yeah, I did that. And that that fired up the time machine. And then I learned about time travel and the whole nature of reality. And it was really fun. Yeah. Where did you end up going in your first trip? I went to 1656.

Oh, okay. Now it must've been really interesting for them because no one had seen Encino Man at this point. No. To have like a cave person, a cave dweller, suddenly stepping out into that era, how did people treat you? They, well, I mean, the machine automatically defaults

to the least populated area outside of any populated area. Great. So no one else, they saw me. So what did you do? You just kind of like popped your head out. Yeah, I popped my head out and I was like, yeah, it feels like another time period. And then I got back in.

Did it look exactly like your own time period? It was different trees. Oh, good. But just the same one. So was it it look exactly like your own time period? It was different trees. Oh, good. But just the same one. So was it traveling in space as well as time or? It was both. It was both? Okay, great. It's both.

So it took you to a different tree place. Yeah, totally different. Because it's arguable whether, are we traveling through linear time or are we going to parallel realities of different time periods? That's a good point. You have no idea because like the time

that you originally were from could be vastly different than where you are right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it was, I would say not vastly, but like pretty different. Well, I mean, the time difference obviously is different, but those, all of the people you used to know maybe are in an alternate reality

where, you know, someone totally different, like a tangerine is a president. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that, and just thinking about that can drive some people mad, but they give you, there is like a drugs packet. You can tell it was like they were English people because they call it a drugs packet. So I thought that was kind of funny. But like, yeah, so I took some of the drugs and it kind of edges you off of like the panic and the existential crisis. So you were edging in the time machine.

I was edging. Yeah. I was, I was edgerton. Have you ever gone, you're Joel Edgerton? I was. Have you ever gone back to see any, any of your loved ones from those days or? It turns out I didn't really love him that much. Oh yeah.

That's cool. Yeah. So you make your own family. Yeah, exactly. You know, it's like, you know, it's like the, the restaurant olive tree. much. Oh, yeah, that's cool. Yeah, so. You make your own family. Yeah, exactly. You know, it's like the restaurant olive tree. Yeah. Oh wait, is that from your parallel? Oh, it's called Olive Garden actually,

and where you are right now. No. Yeah. I've gone there millions of times. Hospitaliano. What? Yeah. I swear it's the olive tree.

No, this is the Nelson Mandela effect. Oh, that's right. That's right. I'm sorry, in your time period, Marvin Mandela. Yeah, it's the olive tree. No, this is the Nelson Mandela effect. Oh, that's right. That's right. I'm sorry, in your time period, Marvin Mandela. Yeah, it's Marvin Mandela, and it's in reference to those really complicated, intricate drawings that you make with sand. Yeah.

In any case, blah, blah, blah, long story short, you ended up here, you started doing comedy. Yeah, and I wanted to bring it back a little bit and just kind of get into time travel a bit. And what I call artificial time travel, because it's not really happening. I told you. I mean, we are time traveling every second of every day,

but we're going forward. Sure, yeah. I mean, if you're into science, yes. Yes. Yeah, no, I mean, the idea was just like, I was like, okay, I wanted it to take place sometime in the 90s, roughly mid maybe more. And then ask the audience to dress up

in their favorite mid or late 90s costumings, had them check their phones at the door. I tried to find an outfit that was kind of like that time period, you know, it's vaguely, it's not, you know, it's not like production design really studied every detail and got everything right. But it- I mean, you filmed it with modern cameras.

We did. Which was kind of cheating. I didn't want to, but you know, they're a run and gun, ragtag production crew. So they were- We actually did on this Mr. Show thing that we did. It was supposed to be set in the 80s. Yeah.

And so we got the 80s cameras and shot it all on it. It was very interesting. I wanna see that episode. Yeah, oh yeah. Did it look good? It interesting. I want to see that episode. Yeah. Oh yeah. Did it look good? Uh, it was, it looked exactly like what, yeah. Anyway, I'll tell you all about it. But it was, it was, yeah.

Anyway. Um, it's, it's always interesting when people use the old cameras to do it, but, um, you use the modern cameras, which took me right out of it immediately. And, um, I, I couldn't concentrate after that. But you're like on production side of entertainment. So you understand these things. Yeah. That's mainly where I say it is. Yeah. Yeah, but you're like on production side of entertainment. So you understand these things. That's mainly where I sit is production side. Production side, yep.

That's what I wanna be known for. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you're peeking your head into performance side. Sure, yeah. But you're really under the hood. It's like a whack-a-mole where I like keep peeking my head out saying, anyone wanna cast me? And everyone just hammers me right down.

But so- Change the carburetor. So it's set in the 90eties and you are, are talking about things like, uh, the new beastie boys album that's out at the time. And you're doing, you're talking about like what computers might be doing and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. I was, yeah, I was talking about computers and the future of the internet and many disc players and that players and elect tribes.

I talked a lot about Elect Tribes. Just like crazy, the crazy thing is, do you know the producer, who is the producer that did a lot of the BC Boys albums? I mean, you got- He's got a beard. Oh, Rick Rubin did the first one. Oh, you did the first one, okay.

Yeah, yeah. So Rick Rubin was in the audience, which I thought was completely abstract. I was like, why is he in the audience? I don't know what's crazy or him being in your audience or you not knowing his name. Well, okay. Okay. Here's a weird thing about me and Rick Rubin. I have sat down with him, talked to him for two hours, you know, in yoga clothes and, and, uh, in, in, in, in, in, uh, wherever he lives, Santa Monica, no not Santa Monica, what's the richer part?

Malibu. If you know his address I'll take it. Malibu, it's 556 Malibu. But he, you know, and I've had like amazing interactions with him, also my band played our demo to him in his office at the record label, whichever record label he was a part of, he had an office in the label.

Maybe Def Jam in the early days, but I have no idea. 1996, 97? 96, who knows at this point. American recordings. American recordings, yeah, yeah. American recording label central. And so we played our demo for him,

and he kind of rocked his head back and forth. I was like, yeah, I like it, it's pretty good. And that was all we ever heard. And so I've had these weird run-ins with him, and then he's in the audience. And I'm like, did someone put him on the guest list? They're like, no, he just bought a ticket and came. I was like, okay, this is so random. He heard the nineties and he was like, Hey,

that's when I produced the red hot chili peppers. Maybe I want to go to this. Let me check this up. And I kind of, I didn't make fun of, but I kind of made light of Beastie Boys a little bit. I hope he was okay. I'm sure he was okay. I don't believe he had anything to do with their 90s material. Okay, thank you. So put yourself at ease and forgive yourself. Okay.

Oh, he's doing it. Okay, I just did it. Okay, wow. That, I mean, took longer than I thought it would, but. That's a lot to forgive. Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah. So this is,

It's a lot to forgive. Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah. So this is, was all of it material that you had to workshop before or are you sort of going kind of on script a lot or what? Mini-riff-a-ton, like all the way. Yeah.

Yeah, I basically- Riffing you. It is easy cause there is no work to do. Yeah, I just kind of set, you know, it's like all my specials, I set up the criteria for what I want, the vibe, and then I just kind of go for it. But you know, you have like two choice, two shows to choose from, so there's a lot of material. Actually, the second set I thought was way crazier and they chose most of the first set

and I was like, oh man, the second set, why don't we just release the second set? Put them both out. I know, I know, but they're like, well, we only have was like, oh man, the second set, why don't we just release the second? I know, I know. But they're like, well, we only have cause it's Bart, you know, well, we only have so many ones and zeros. Yeah. He's a hardcore, he's a hardcore producer. He really starts. Yeah. Bart Coleman. Oh my gosh. Yeah. He's, he's a, by the numbers guy. He's a, he's a, I gotta get out of here and go see the next fish concert kind of guy. Oh, that's true. He's, he's really into that. And audio file nerd, like Max.

Yeah, very true. But so, uh, so, so we, uh, let's look, we got to address the elephant in the room. Sure. What in the goddamn fuck is Veep's? Cause it's, it's, it's premiered on Veep's. Yeah. Let me, let me ask you real quick. What the hell is this thing? This sounds thing? Honestly, it sounds like the sequel to the show, Veep, where it's like Aliens is the sequel to Alien, where it's like, oh my God, there's so many vice presidents everywhere. What do we do? But they're telling me it's like a streaming

platform. Yeah. I mean, basically it's- Off the top of your head, what would you say it is? Okay. So this is just like me kind of guessing, but it's like, Veebs is it's a live streaming platform specifically designed for artists and performers to host virtual events, such as concerts, performances, and fan interactions. The platform offers a way for artists to connect with their audience directly, providing a ticketed experience for live streams. And you know,

there's key features like ticketed experience for live streams. And, you know, there's key features like ticketed events, high quality streaming, fan engagement, merchandise sales, analytics and insights basically. You seem to know a little bit about this. That's just a rough understanding. That's a rough understanding, yeah. Yeah, because I wasn't listening really intensely. Who's posting fan interactions on this thing?

Oh no. So that's why they started Beeps. We want to, we want to really film the fan coming up to someone after a show and talking to them. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. That's, that's kind of what they thought. Well, it was started by the, the two brothers from Good Charlotte. Oh, interesting. Twins. The twins. Yeah. And The Safdie brothers is what they then went into directing movies together. Yeah, they went into Stranger Things, stuff like that. But they, yeah, and I mean, I get it. It's like as artists, you're like, I want to make a streaming platform for this art-centric

and it stays artistic and it's subscription-based, there's no ads and stuff like that. I definitely dig that, but I will admit that when I say to people like, well, they're like, what is it on? Is it on Netflix? And then I say like, Veebs, they're like, what? And I'm like, Veebs. And they're like, what? And I'm like, Veebs. And they're like, what?

And I'm like, Veebs. And they're like, huh? And I'm like, Veebs. Veebs, Veebs, Veebs, Veebs, get out of the way. Yeah, so, you know, they're working on that part, but it's- Look, this is the first time I've ever heard of it, and I'll be damned if I didn't immediately download it and start checking out all that good Charlotte content.

Because- You did? Oh yeah. Wow, I didn't know that. You're a Charlotte head? Honestly, I would say- You're a charlatan? The best Charlotte. Okay, best Charlotte, yep, I get it. That's cool, that's good to know about you here. I mean, I'm glad I'm exposing things.

So the specialist called Nevermind is that homage, again, pardon my French, to the seminal rock and roll album, maybe you've heard of it. Soundgarden? By, no, adjacent. I know what you're thinking, Pearl Jam, no. There's a band, not the 60s one from the UK, Nirvana. Oh, you're talking about 90s Nirvana.

Yes, yes. They put out a record called Nevermind, I think. Yeah, they did, they did. And it was, to be honest, I had a bunch of working titles like Born Clippy, which I think- You mentioned Clippy in the special a bit. You do an impression of him. I do. Clippy!

Yeah. Can I help you with your syntax? Um, yeah, no, I've thought of all these things, but then my girlfriend, Catherine- Whoa, bearing the lead! Hey. Hold on ladies, he is off the market! I'm sorry.

Sorry. I know a lot of you were listening to this, trying to figure out what's up with his dating life. I'm sorry. Sorry. I know a lot of you were listening to this trying to figure out what's up with this dating life. Sorry, Goyles. Yeah, yes, my girlfriend suggested Nevermind. And it just, out of all the names I had, I was like, you know what, that's kind of cool.

I like the rip and it's just kind of fun. And it's like, obviously, even like the artwork, it's very like, I forget the name of the photographer that took like all those yeah all those sort of early 90s if fish eye black and white if you go to sub pop uh yes it's basically yeah it's like every photo is is from this guy yeah and they looked so cool it's very iconic you know it was really good really good branding but um yeah so the the photography that i did for the promo is kind of like that. And then it's got like, nevermind, but it's slightly two worded. So yes, because I believe the Nirvana nevermind is one word.

It is. And the I believe the proper spelling of it puts a little space in between the never and the mind. It does. So mine's more Graham, correct? Yes. And your Graham would be very proud of you for having put out a special like this. She. If you don't mind me speaking to her. Oh, that's so sweet. Thanks.

I try to contact her every night. You do? Yeah. With an ouja? Mm-hmm. The movie Ouija? Yeah, yeah, Lou Ouija. Rated Ouija 13.

Yeah, Ouija 13. Get out of here. Scott, come on, now it's time to get out of here. All right, now it's time to get out of here. Well, the special is called Nevermind. If you have any questions, feel free to ask us. We'lle 13. Yeah, Weegee 13. Get outta here. Scott, come on, now it's time to get outta here. All right, now it's time to get outta here.

Well, the special is called Nevermind. If you have a good hour to spend with our good friend Reggie Watts, I suggest you do it. You head on over there to Veep's and you figure out what it is, how to get it, and then flip on, just fire up Nevermind by Reggie Watts. And that'll give those people at Veep's,

those good Charlotte twins, a pretty good idea of what people like to see. And that is our good friend Reggie Watts with the special Nevermind. And you get to see my band at the end. That's right, you guys do sort of a, kind of what, a late 90s sort of thrash metal song. Yeah, yes, my band's called Spore.

And yeah, we do this one and it's got Tosna Basi in it who's an amazing guitar player. It's really fun. I always wanted to play that kind of music. I just stuck it on the end just to have it. Yeah, it's very fun. Thanks. We need to take a break.

Okay. Can you stick around? Sure. All right, when we come back, we have a documentarian, which is very exciting. You ever watch a documentary? Not really, I'm not into them. Yeah.

Fiction all the way for me, baby. Yep. If anything ever really happened, I don't even wanna know about it. Not interesting. Newspapers, bleh. I just want stories. That's right, stories.

With talking cats. Yeah, and space persons. Yeah. And mice. And the way that they all have sex with each other. Yeah. And space persons. Yeah. And mice. And the way that they all have sex with each other. Yeah. This is like the kind of fiction I like to read. Aliens having sex with cats. Oh, I love it.

Mm-hmm. Meow, meow, meow. That's not what Elf would do. He would eat them. Ha! Lucky, my man. Was that one of his catchphrases? Yeah.

All right, we have to take a break. When we come back, we'll have a documentarian. We also have a comedian coming up. We'll be right back we have to take a break. When we come back, we'll have a documentarian. We also have a comedian coming up. We'll be right back with more Comedy Bang Bang after this. No, no, no, no. Yeah. No, no, no, no.

Yeah. Comedy Bang Bang, we're back. Reggie Watts is here. Alf lover, self professed Alf impersonator. Ha! Now I tell you what, buddy, nowadays the kids don't even know what elf is. Now they all love elf.

Gross. Anyway, Reggie Watts is here. His special is Nevermind. And which is what I felt like after saying that elf thing. Whatever. But people can get that on the VeeS, whatever it is, the platform, I would assume it's an app or is it a website? I think it's both.

Wow. To be both. Hey, why not both? Sure. Get yourself a platform that can do both. Yep. Yep. Um, nevermind is out there.

Reggie Watts, our good friend, decided to stick around today. We need to get to our next guest. Okay. Apparently we have a documentarian on the show. I don't have any information. Our producer did not give me any information. Reggie, is that you making music again?

No, I'm not doing tugboat impression. You're not making music right now? Because I hear a distinct toot toot sound. No, no, that's not me. It sounds like you, the kind of stuff that you would improvise when we were on the comedy bang bang TV show. It's close. It's close.

Hey man. Oh shit. Hey man. Let me turn a little bit to the left here. Yeah, you didn't notice me because you weren't looking at me, man. Oh my gosh. It's me, man. Come on, scratching your brain.

Find it, man. Wait, Mr. Toot? To man. Come on, scratching your brain. Find it, man. Wait, Mr. Toots? A-doot-doot. Long time no see, you scaly boy. I don't know what that means to be a scaly boy, but sorry, we're in the middle of a show and I have a documentarian coming up. That's me, man.

You're the documentarian? Totally, man. I've made a full film. Mr. Toot. A-doot-doot. Hold on. Well, slow down, man. Yeah've made a full film! Mr. Toot- Uh, Toot-toot? Hold on. Well, slow down, man. Yeah, slow down is-

Let's slow it down! The train is coming to- Slow down! You move too fast! The train's coming to a stop. We have to explain who you are to Reggie here, because obviously I remember your episode- Of course, man! ...with 100% accuracy, but explain who you are to Reggie here. I'm Mr. Toot.

I'm from Custopia, which is an alternative earth It's split about 65 million years ago when an asteroid hit the earth creating two earths and mostly everything in Cushtopia Mostly mostly everything's Kush man. Oh Sounds like a place that You would like to visit you can get in and out you can hire a warlock That's how you get to my world from this world. I love warlocks. There's a lot of deep lore, man.

You have to hire a warlock on Custopia? Yes, to go from Custopia to Earth. From Earth to Custopia. Well, you call one up, they open it up. But my question is, where are they, on Earth or are they in Custopia? They're on Custopia, man. So how do you call someone in Custopia? You got a cell phone, man.

You have an international plan. They just have regular phone numbers that anyone could call? Radio waves, do they ever stop? That's a good point, Reggie. That's a good point. What do you think? So you have one Earth, right? The radio waves, they can vibrate into the other Earth.

Oh, I know. I'm sorry, I just don't know how it works. Okay. Nobody ever does, man. Is there ever any confusion where people call a Custopia number, but it's actually a shared number with an Earth number, or? That could be pretty funny, man. Is there ever any confusion where people call a Custopia number, but it's actually a shared number with an Earth number? That could be pretty funny, man.

That could be, honestly, now that I'm thinking about shows and pitches and Hollywood, that could be a really cool show. Keep that to whatever shows and documentaries that you're doing, because I don't know that we want to have that anywhere near us. So you're from Cushtopia. I'm from Cushtopia. I came over here like two years ago on a little sabbatical and I'd just been chilling because Earth's pretty cool. So why were you over here on the show the last time?

It was just vacation. I was just on like a pretty much a normal vacation and I was coming here to see what Earth is like because there are stories, of course, of the alternate Earth. Right, yeah. It's not a shame to check it out. Much the same way that we've heard about Custopia from various guests over the past couple of years. Absolutely, you know, there are stories, there's lore. It's like, what is it like?

It's like going to, you know, there's probably a place you've never been, but people have been, it's like this. Yeah, I guess Greece. Yeah, so you probably, what do you think about Greece? The musical. I've only seen the movie. I Thought you meant the island. There's some differences from what I understand. Um, so

You've just been chilling here on earth. I've been chilling here on earth. I've been learning about the culture I've been learning about the sensations the sounds there's not as much Kushier no, I'd say that's the biggest issue I have so far. The biggest difference between Kushtopia and here. Not everything is mostly Kush here. Because where you are, it's like the subways are Kush. Everything's mostly Kush. It can't all be Kush.

There's like some metal, like pizza's pizza. Like I drive a train. Wait, did you say pizza's are metal? No, no. I said pizza's pizza. Metal is metal. Oh, pizza is pizza. Besa's No, no, I said pizza's pizza, metal is metal. Oh, pizza is pizza. Pizza's pizza.

Am I not being clear, Scott? Pizza, pizza. I get it, I hear you. You hear me? Pizza, pizza, right? Yeah, yeah, I hear you. And the- Because like, not everything could be Kush.

So like- What is Kush, by the way? You said 90% is, sorry, yes. Yeah, just before, because you guys are going on and I appreciate it, it's cool that you guys have this. I'm just feeling you in, Matt. Yeah, no, it's great. But what is Kush? It's dank nugs. Oh.

Fat sacks. Oh, you're talking about literally Kush. The bubba Kush, man. I didn't know that. The King Kronic. Okay, now I really am into it. So 90% of Kush Topia is Kush. I don't want to put a percentage on it, but mostly everything's Kush.

When you say mostly, so we're talking at least 51%. Yes. If you have to put in numbers, man, you're such a numbers guy, Scott. Okay, but all I'm saying is like, you've already mentioned so many things that are not Cush. Pizza.

That's two things, metal and pizza. But like, when I mentioned Subways were Cush, you immediately backed off and was like, well. There's gotta, there has to be some metal, man. They have to operate, right? So what parts of a subway are actually Kush and what are not? The train.

The train, meaning what part of the train? The exoskeleton of it? Yes, the part that would normally be metal. Yes, yes. The train, you'd think if some part of Kushtopia is metal, the train has to be part of it. No, the train's actually made of Kush. It's a fat nug that's been burrowed out. Okay. But the instruments?

The instruments, the pulleys. The instruments, the pulleys. The wheels, the motor. The wheels. What about the springs? The coal. The springs? The coal.

The springs. Wow. The windows, all Kush. All Kush. What is metal? Yeah. The railroads. Okay, the tracks. The infrastructure, man.

The tracks on which they travel. The tracks that make up. That was beautiful, Scott. The tracks in which they travel. Wow. So, but pizza. Pizza's pizza. How many times do I gotta say pizza, pizza?

Has anyone ever put Kush on a pizza? Whoa, man. Whoa, man. Out of anyone who should have thought of this idea, it would be you guys. Whoa, to put the Kush on a pizza and you eat the pizza, it's like a pizza. Whoa, man. Whoa, man. Whoa, man. Whoa, man. Out of anyone who should have thought of this idea,

it would be you guys. Whoa, to put the Kush on a pizza and you eat the piece of pizza with it, Kush? That's double time good time, man. Really, really cool, Scott. And you could like roll the pizza up like a calzone, but it would be like a big fat dupe. Whoa, man.

You know, when everything's Kush, you don't get that inventive with it. It's just everywhere. It's just everywhere, so why even bother? Yeah, you can pick a nug off a tree. So that, I mean, this is my question. Is Earth, this Earth, our Earth, Earth Prime, is it more special because-

Really centrist of you, Scott. Super centri- And the white people that are here. No, is this Earth more special because Kush is more special here. It's harder to get. Dude, this Kush trash, man. You guys are smoking-

Are Kush's bad? You guys are smoking straight shark dust. I have no, I have no comparison. So I haven't had their Kush, so I can't say. Okay. But I mean, I think ours is pretty good. It's pretty Kush. It gets the job done.

You've had some dank nugs. Yeah, they've been relatively dank. Yeah. Sometimes the nugs are dank, but he's nothing. I'm from my home. I got a visit. You could be coming in anytime. All we have to do is call a warlock. Call a warlock. Well, I have to call a warlock. Okay, sorry. You can't just come in from outside. You have to be brought in from somebody from

Cushtopia. You said it was so easy before you were like, just call a warlock. Yeah, because you know me, man. You know Mr. Toot. Mr. Toot Toot. So, okay, well, all right. So you're getting it, Scott. You understand the whole place. You've been two years without really good cooch. Yeah, man. It's true, man. I've been smoking this stress, man. They say it's Cannabis Cups high time winners, man. I say, this is like Jamaican schwe. So why did you remain here? Why not go home?

I keep sort of just stumbling into things that I'm really good at. Like what? Well, I started hanging out at the Orange Circle. What is the Orange Circle? The Orange California. Oh yeah, the sort of outdoor mall over there. The only place where there's two Starbucks

straight across from each other. The only place. Just staring at each other. But I saw them. And you know what? One of them does better. Whoa. I wonder what only things. Just staring at each other. But I saw me- And you know what? One of them does better. Whoa. I wonder what that is. I wonder.

I wonder. I wonder if it's a true like 49 to 51% of the market share. Those numbers again. If I had to guess, one is getting less sun. That's what I think. And so people go, let's go in the shade over here.

I want the shady one. But then you would think then the other one would put up an umbrella. You're all ideas, man, but no action. You want me to go down to Orange, California where the Circle is and put up an umbrella? It's just something I noticed, man. You got big ideas, but I don't see you putting

any of the groundwork in, you know? I'm doing enough. I'm grassroots now. Oh, grassroots. I'm grassroots. I get it. So I met a bunch of kids in the Orange Circle that go to Champion Newsversity, and they told me about filmmaking. Okay, yeah they have a great film program down there. It was really solid stuff. I never attend a class. I would

never dare. But I was leashing information. Are you up even that early to attend class? I mean what's early to you? I mean classes usually are like 8 a.m. 9 a.m. 10 a.m. I'm sleeping until 420, baby. Come on, you walked into that one, Scott. I did, yeah. You got me there. No, but so I was hanging out with all these kids and they show me it's pretty easy to make a movie, man. I guess nowadays the barrier for entry is even lower. I mean, people can make movies on their phone. I mean, Reggie made a whole special with these modern cameras.

Yeah. Really cool, man. Really cool. It's a little bit too cool, man. Really cool. It's a little bit too modern, but yeah. Yeah, so anyways, I made a movie and I'm just sort of touring the US, doing different film festivals around the US, touring with my documentary film, man.

It's been really groovy. We've hit up some major cities, man. What are the cities that you- Oh, dude, so many amazing places. We recently just played the Boie Ghost Town International Film Festival. I don't know that I've heard of that one. It's up in the mountains. Oh, okay.

Sure. It's in a state of arrested decay. Oh, hmm. Yes. It's old buildings. Yeah, never heard of it, but it sounds great. Well, I mean, maybe you've heard of the Eastern Oregon Livestock Show Rodeo and Film Festival? No, those sound like two things that wouldn't go together

all that well. This one had a huge Q&A, man. Q&A? Yes. This one had a big Q&A. What kind of questions were they asking? They're asking questions about the film. Oh, okay, not rodeo-centric. No, no. Are there rodeos in your film?

Is that why it was? Yeah, what is the film? It's called Gestopia. Okay. Have you seen Samsara? Samsaro? Samsara or Baraka? I've seen Koyana-Skotsi. Yeah, Life Out of Balance. Yeah. So basically it's a visual film with no contemporary

narrative. Oh, a visual film. Yes. Wow. Yes. I've only seen ones that have turned all the visuals down. See this is why my, it's like they should have put me in so long ago if this is your experience. So long ago another film? No. So long ago.

No. Pecara. What is your film? It's a visual film. So you haven't seen Samsara? No, yeah, I'm sorry. Samsara's like this movie where it's just like. I have to say I'm sorry.

Yeah. I accept your apology, man. It's a big man to do that. Great Chicago song. You put up your britches and you say, I made a mistake. Are you It's a big man to do that. It's a great Chicago song. You put up your britches and you said, I made a mistake, man. Are you just angling right now to be on Scott Hasen Seen? No, I mean, I'm just saying, if you've never seen Sam Sara or Barack Man, Scott Hasen Seen.

I'm just saying, man. I don't know. Now these are movies where it's like amazing visuals of the world that you live in, but like the dichotomy of like, here's the rich buildings and here's the bottom of the ocean. And it's all set to music of like, sound horrible. It's amazing. It's capturing what real life is. And so I seen these movies and I said, I should do that in Cushtopia.

Okay. So I traveled back with a camera and I just took a bunch of big visual scenes set to crazy music. Okay. I mean, honestly, I would like to see. I figured people need to see what Cushtopia really is. I mean, once they hear about it, yeah, I mean, at least 51% Cush from what I understand. Mostly Cush. Really Cush.

How high are these numbers getting, do you think? Getting up to 65? Our numbers smoke bong loads, man. One, that's one. Two smokes two. Three smokes three. So wait, your numbers are the same? Our numbers are real, man. Our numbers are guys. How high do these numbers go up? They go, until you stop counting, man. Maybe to 420. Oh, now you're getting it, man. High five me, brother. What's the population of? Kustapia? Yeah. Oh, man, a couple, a couple million,

a couple hundred million. That's pretty good. We're not in the billions or anything crazy. Yeah, that's a close star population. Have most people died or through plagues or something? That's a crazy question. Because like in an alternate earth, you would think that- It's crazy. You would think that this, you know, same, roughly the same amount of people would be on the earth at the same time, but you have so many fewer people.

Are people just like too lazy to fuck because they're smoking so much or- It's not, come on. It's pretty- I. I mean to do Is this smaller planet? It's the same size. Oh, that's people. Yeah, what's going on? Why aren't people? Bowning down. I think everybody's just pretty content and chill You know, it's a good lesson for people like everybody's high So they're like do I need to do more work and put more people out? So they're less ambitious?

Yeah, they're not looking for legacy. Not really, no. Yeah, they're just enjoying their lives. You go home, maybe you fuck. What are people's jobs? Again, it's a socialist parallel world. We all have jobs, we don't get paid, but we're okay with that.

Because you all have things you need to do in society. Because society needs to... To run into work. It needs to go. So who wants to be a janitor in this? I mean... That sounds like a show. Here's the thing, man.

This is like classic Earthview, right? It's a valuable job, right? It's a valuable job, but if there's no... So if people value it, then pride comes with the value attached, right? Honestly, it makes me wonder why we aren't paying janitors, because no one wants to do it, why aren't we paying them like CEO salaries? I think now we need to get boats on the ground

with this idea, Scott. Get off the tower, man, sign some paperwork. So your movie has been playing all over the United States. Where else has it been playing? The Moab desert hotter than snot fest. Hotter than snot? It was hoo wee. Was it hot man?

Of course we played the Mackinac Bridge toll booth TV screen. That doesn't even sound like a festival. That just sounds like it was playing on some guys. You got to take screen time when you can get it, man. When you're a grassroots DIY film documentary, man, you can play, you have to play whatever you can get. Okay, where else is this played? South by Southwest.

Okay. That sounds pretty good, actually. Honestly, too corporate, man. Yeah, no, I'm getting it. There was a lot of schmoozing. They were like sponsored by the Army, too. Yeah, like Toyota. Like, is your car gonna watch my movie?

No. That would be so crazy if a car watched a movie. In Cushtopia, cars can watch movies. Also in the world of cars, I think don't they go to a drive-through movie? Not drive-through, but drive-in? Life is a highway. It would be great if you could just do a movie

in a drive-through where it's like, you approach the menu, you pick what movie you wanna watch, and then you get up to the window and you pay them and then you watch a movie right there and then the person behind you has to wait two hours. I love it. They're talking one of one experience. Yes, I love it.

That's really cool. Isn't that cool? Again, I'm an idea guy. Yeah, it's so cool. So cool, Scott. Yeah. I would love to be behind it and like the fourth or fifth person in line, man. That's eight hours to myself and my thoughts. Yeah, that's the sweet spot. It's really cool the fourth or fifth person in line, man. Like that's eight hours to myself and my thoughts.

Yeah, that's the sweet spot. It's really cool. Fourth or fifth. You're not sure quite when to drop the tab. But where else did it play? Jampton, Alabama, mudslut, dirt and gunk gathering. The Guantanamo Bay prison guard relief film festival. So this was to benefit the guards at Guantanamo Bay Prison Guard Relief Film Festival. So this was to benefit the guards at Guantanamo Bay. They need a break, man.

At Gitmo. Wait, they haven't been taking breaks? This was in order to buy them breaks? They have to keep breaking the backs of the prisoners. There's no breaks over there, man. So they get a little break from watching my crazy movie. Honestly, if you were at Gitmo, just, you know, make them the guards, because it doesn't sound like there's that much difference

between the guards and the prisoners. Whoa. They don't get to take breaks. That's true, man. Maybe they're locked up too. Yeah. That's a systemic issue, I think. If you were sent to jail and given a choice.

God, I would not do well there. Yeah, but you were given a choice. Okay. You can be a guard or you can be a prisoner. If I had to go. What would you pick? Guard. Because honestly, like being a guard, you're working.

Yes. You're on the job, which is worse than if you're a prisoner and you're just chilling. It's probably so stinky too. Yeah. Oh, P.U. I don't know why it would be stinky. I think I'd be a prisoner, man.

You'd be a prisoner, yeah. Because you get used to it. You'd find your pocket. You know what I mean? Then you get to sleep at night, you know, without like stress dreams about like, oh no, I let the prisoners free. I messed up, man. I don't think I would be good at the job.

Yeah. You might have stress dreams if you're a prisoner of like, oh no, that guy's a shank. Or girl. Yeah, that's true, cause they do coed. Thank you, Scott. Really cool of you. Thank you. Anyway, any other places this point? Yeah, we can eat a couple more, why not?

The grassroots fest in Portland, Oregon, Florida. Portland, Oregon, Florida. So that's one word, Portland, Oregon. Yeah, the town of Portland, Oregon, Florida. I don't know. What, and you have one last one you were saying? Yeah. You called it man, just one last one.

One last one. Hey look, to play at more festivals than that would be a stretch. It'd be so crazy man, it'd be a big stretch. The last festival I went to was a father and daughter dance in Recoil, Illinois. Okay, this is playing behind them? Yeah, I thought it was like slam dance or dance in Recoil, Illinois. Okay. This is playing behind them? Yeah. I thought it was like slam dance or rain dance or sun dance, but it was really just an actual wedding. And it was a dance between a father and daughter.

Wasn't a song playing or anything like that? I made the soundtrack of my movie play and I projected it onto the disco ball. Oh, is it? Okay. Which resulted in many shards of my movie playing in the reflection. Pretty cool. How did they enjoy that? They didn't. And they asked me to please leave when I was trying to set up a Q&A.

So this was unsanctioned. You were trying to set up a Q&A at their wedding. Yeah. You watch the movie at a film festival, you do Q&A, man. It's part of it, right? Q&A should be part of every movie. You know what I mean? You go watch The Fall Guy or whatever.

I'm just thinking of the last movie I saw in the theater. You go watch The Fall Guy and then like Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt are required to be there for an hour afterwards. I think that's part of it, man. It should be, cause that's like, then that's a gig, right? Cause you gotta go around and you're like really healthy and you're like working for a couple months. It's like when you make those millions and millions

of dollars, you're not getting paid for the movie. That's fun. You're getting paid for the Q and A's after every single showing. That's right. And look, I've gotten really good at answering questions because as you probably know, Film Fest Q and A's, white hot areas.

Yeah. Can we ask some questions? Reg, do you have a question to ask? Yeah. How long did it take you to make the movie? Three days. That's not long. You should spend more time on that.

I mean, I got the footage. In three days? It's a 90 minute movie. I guess it's. I filmed for 72 hours straight. That's enough. And that was, there wasn't any post production or anything like that?

Oh, I mean, he said to film the movie, he didn't say to make a movie. Sorry, Reggie. I need you to be more specific. Why would I do bad with a genie? So is time equals the same between both Christopia and- As far as I'm concerned, the time is the same. Okay.

24 hours in a day? 24 hours. Okay. 420 minutes. Everyone wakes up at 420. Yeah. When do they go to sleep? 420.

Okay. We sleep 12 hours to sleep? 420. Okay. We sleep 12 hours. 12 hours. Wow. You're very lazy people. How tall is the movie? The tall is 70 millimeter.

Okay. I shot it in film. I'm playing it in film. That's so cool. And did you have fun? No, I didn't. Oh, really? I'm having fun now that I'm seeing people experience the movie.

It's stressful. But to capture some of these images, the raw horror of- Horror? Heroin field burning in Heroin's Berg. Oh, there are heroin fields burning? Open air drug market in Methopotamia. Filming these horrors of Custopia broke my heart. You've made Custopia sound like a paradise on Earth. A little fishy.

Yeah, I mean, not everything's awesome, man. Everything's mostly Cush, but there's downsides. There are places that are plagued with sickness, mental illness. And why are people burning the heroin fields? They only want Cush? It's a drug war. It's a drug war.

Right. Yeah. They want their drug to be the main drug. Yes, yes drug war. Right. Yeah. Yeah. They want their drug to be the main drug. Yes. Yes, exactly. Okay. They want, you know, Kush should be supreme or Henry should be supreme or Crystal Man should be supreme.

Where do you stand on this issue? I'm a Kush head. I'm Kush 100%. I say, get rid of the bad stuff, get rid of the smack. Smack the smack is what I say. Yeah. Dope is for dopes. Dope is dope.

Really cool. Piece of piece. A toot toot. A toot toot. Toot toot, yeah. I'm gonna start calling you Khrushchev, because of the. Yeah, because of the similarity to Khrushchev.

Yeah. Yeah. I appreciate you calling me Mr. Toots. Is that okay? Sure. I'm not a big, big game guy. Do you mind calling him Mr. Toots? Is that okay? Yeah, yeah. All right.

I don't want to be not fun, but you know. No, you're a fun. Identity is a tough. You're a fun guy, but we, you know, we deserve to be called what we wanna be called. That's true. I actually am okay with it now. I appreciate that.

But you don't wanna get confused with Toots Thielmann, the melodica player. Or Toots and the Maytals? Yeah. Toot-toot, toot-toot. I don't know these people, man. Okay, well. I wish I did, because we could riff and we could go down crazy hallways about it.

Yeah. It seems like you should know it's in the Maytels. I mean, what's she about? Uh, no, it's a man. So it's Hibbert, uh, in the reggae, reggae music. Oh no, see that's what's crazy, dude. That is weird. In Cushtopia, no reggae music.

No reggae? I did not, I did not discover reggae music until I came out here, man. No ska. No ska, man. No rocksteady? No ska, man. No rocksteady? No rocksteady, no dance hall. What is going on in Cushtopia?

The music of the islands are not in Cushtopia. What kind of music do you listen to in Cushtopia? Tool. I mean, different- God love them. Different industrial rock. There's also- You're making Cushtopia sound so unpleasant right now. There's heroin fields burning.

You have to listen to industrial rock. Tool? No, I mean, Tool is great. There's horrors going on in your world right now. Our good friend Maynard, of course. Yeah, but it's not Weed's music. Do you feel like this is all happening on the same street? This is a globe, man.

I understand a globe is spherical. Yeah. Oblong at worst. At best? Yes. But to have no reggae music and that's what you want to be listening to. That is kind of the music. It's changed my life, man. The works of Barrington Levy, Bob Marley, Desmond Decker. Of course. Are you bringing it back?

Are you bringing it over to Christian? Well, the problem is reggae vinyl, crazy expensive in the United States. Sure. What about CDs? Do you not have CD players there in Christopia because they have to be metal? Yeah, it's pretty tough. It's pretty tough to take a nug and you have to flatten the nug, and you have to put the grooves into the nug. It's a tough to take a nug. And the CDs have to be pushed. You have to flatten the nug. And then you have to put the grooves into the nug. It's a little tough. So we do need vinyl. Right, so no one really listens to music all that much.

Anyway, when you say people listen to tool, you mean like people banging tools against each other? Yeah, box and pass. Industrial, like really, industrial machines. That makes me feel a little better. Edge grinders. Okay, yeah, weed whackers, if you know what I mean. You should lower.

Bring a reggae band to your world. Like just bring the players over. Do you guys play? I mean, in a pinch, we could probably put something. I mean, like, I feel like if you have vocals, drums and bass, like that's something. I mean, I'll take care of two of those. Two of those at least.

I'll take care of at least 1.5% like that. I mean, I could be into jam for sure. Oh, wait, you asked us to start a band and now you want to be part of the band? Is that what you're saying? Isn't that how asking people to hang out works? Hey, do you guys want to hang out and then you two hang out and I don't hang out?

It's how asking people to hang out works is not how bands work necessarily. Yeah, that's different than bands. Okay, well tell me where my misstep was. Well, we have a thing going on where we have this band that we decided to start. Wait, what if it had not happened if I had not been for my idea? Hey, we love the fact- You guys are getting me mad.

Oh my Lord. Mr. Joost, you guys are getting me mad. Calm down, Mr. Joost. This is not Kustopia. Jeez. Why was there... Here's the chills pills. Oh my goodness.

Well, look, this is more than I wanted to know about Custopia, quite honestly. I really just wanted to talk about my movie. There's been a whole bunch of people who've passed through these doors over the past couple... You've seen some of my friends? Yeah, like the motorcycle... Mighty Motorcycle! Really cool, dude. Really cool. Cooder the Supercomputer. Really cool, guy. Did you meet the executioner? Yeah, the executioner.

He runs some of the gardens, man. Yeah. Really cool. How about an original East of Gilroy character? I don't, I can't remember. We haven't seen it yet. Maybe, you know? Maybe, maybe. Yeah.

Well, we need to take a break, Mr. Tooth. Can you stick around? Is that all right? Tooth, Tooth? Yeah, man. And Reggie, you're still here with us. I'm still here. We have a comedian in our next segment.

That's crazy. This is so weird. This is sort of like the Tonight Show or a Late Night Talk show where a comedian is in the C segment. I need a zap. This is crazy, this is so weird. The Tonight Show or a Late Night Talk Show where the comedian is in the C block. Yeah, I'm glad I'm here for this for the first time. This is incredible. We're gonna come right back where we will have more with Reggie Watts,

more with Mr. Toots. We'll be right back with more Comedy Bang Bang after this. Yeah. Comedy Bang Bang, we're back with Reggie Watts. Nevermind is the special and it is out on Veep's right now. People can watch it instead of listening to the rest of the show, honestly. Veep it up, Veep it up.

Yeah, yeah. Veep it up. This is our band. Veep it up. This is our band, the three of us. You're not in this, Mr. Toots. That's not really cool. So strange.

That was not additive at all. You were air-gataring. Sorry, I just. We need someone to actually play guitar. All right, man. I'll figure it out. Do you know how to play? Me?

Yeah, not. Vocals only, man. Who do you think I'm talking to? No. All right, we need to get to our next guest. It's always a special time when he comes on the show. We've had so many great comedians on this program. We've had- I thought this was your first comedian.

Well, meaning the first comedian I've ever met or ever saw? No, I had on the show. Oh, ever on the show? I think you're a comedian. You have a special one. You were on before. Yeah, but have them hybrid. Yeah, that's true. It's such a wonderful time to have this person on the show. He's been on a couple of times. We first got to meet him in Minnesota on our live show, and here he is back to reclaim the throne of best comedian of all time.

Please welcome back to the show, Weed Seinfeld. What's the deal with Weed? I mean, please welcome back to the show Weed Seinfeld. What's the deal with weed? I mean, why do we call this stuff weed? A weed's an unwanted plant. I'm paying 40 bucks for this stuff. I want it! Hey, Weed Seinfeld. Wow.

Great to be here on what must surely be your 420 show of the year. Really cool. It's a little late because it's our final special July month episode. 729, the new 420. You heard it here first, people. Technically, 710 is a weed holiday, man.

In what way is it that? Because it's oil backwards, and when you smoke hash, it's oil. I've never heard this. It's true, man. It's true, 710, OIA, man. Why is it called 420? Because when I was growing up, I had always heard,

that's when you want to smoke because it'll kick in. This is you at work. If you smoke at 420, it'll finally kick in when you're off at five. We were always told it's because- Hitler's birthday. The code, it's the code of the cops code. That's what I've heard since,

but no one has said for sure. I'm staying strong on Hitler's birthday. Pretty confident, that's why we chose it. I heard that people met at a fountain in Eureka, California at 420. Interesting. Just to defy the law. Yeah. Who knows?

The beauty in the law. Wow. Weed Seinfeld is going to know way more. Weed Seinfeld is going to know about this special 420 belated- 729, 420. Belated show here. So excited to be here. I'm having a great year.

What's going on with you, Weed Seinfeld? Well, my younger brother, Jerry Seinfeld, released a movie, Unfrosted. Bladed. 420. Bladed show here. So excited to be here. I'm having a great year. What's going on with you, Weed Seinfeld? Well, my younger brother, Jerry Seinfeld, released a movie, Unfrosted. Yeah. I said, he's making a movie about Pop Tarts. I'm trying to pop some weed into my mouth, buddy.

What's going on? I'm trying to get high. Yeah, but were you successful at getting high though? Did that impede you at all? I don't actually smoke the stuff. Oh, right. Oh, that's right. That's right.

This is a way for me to make money off my brother's fame. Wait, you don't burn, man? No, no, it scares me. I don't know smoke the stuff. Oh, right, oh, that's right. This is a way for me to make money off my brother's fame. Wait, you don't burn, man? No, no, it scares me. I don't know how to talk to people. Weed Seifeld doesn't burn? I don't know, man. No, I just, I researched what kids were into these days and it was weed and I said,

how can I make the most money off my brother? This is like hearing Gallagher never ate a cantaloupe or something, I mean, this, you know? There was two of them. One of them never touched the stuff I heard. Yeah, I don't know. Similar, and his brother, let him do the job. My brother won't.

I said, how many parts you got in that unfrosted movie, huh? You got so many parts. You got people, every comedy person's in there, not me. After all, I can't get him unfrosted. I'm on the couch, frosted over my frigging mind, trying to get in this movie. This is, I mean. Yeah, but you're not though. Yeah. Sure, but I'm performing for I'm so frustrated with my frigging mind trying to get in this movie. But you're not though.

Yeah. Sure, but I'm performing for kids in colleges and they appreciate the comedy. I usually don't tell the kids that I don't actually touch the stuff. That's not like the second thing out of your mouth after your one joke, which is why do they call it weed? Yeah, usually the one joke then a Q and A.

Honestly, I jump right to Q&A. But last time I was on here, I learned a lot of the what's the deal with wasn't as popular anymore. They said, maybe don't do a what's the deal with joke. Maybe do something that's not what's the deal with. Is that what we talked about last time? That was one of the things, yes.

So I wrote a couple none, what's the deal with. Still here. You wrote a couple, sorry, you wrote a couple none, what's the deal with. None, what's the deal with. None, what's the deal with. Well, obviously there's two types of comedy. There's what's the deal with and none, what's the deal with? Still here. You wrote a couple, sorry, you wrote a couple none what's the deal with. None what's the deal with. None what's the deal with. None.

Well obviously there's two types of comedy. There's what's the deal with and none what's the deal with. Okay, great. Gotcha. Right? All right, so I'm intrigued to hear what your new non what's the deal with type humor is gonna sound like. Great, fantastic.

Still trying to again, make money off my brother's fame. My brother was in a movie, no, no, no, let me start again, hey. What was that that you were gonna say? You were skipping ahead too far? No, I meant to just say TV show and I said movie and it threw my hole and honestly none of it was needed.

I could have flown right through all that. I'm so excited for these jokes about bread, man. Seinfeld, my brother Seinfeld, he's on a TV show where he's worried to wear a puffy shirt. Puffy shirt, I'm trying to puff on some of this weed. I'm trying to get high, bro. Hey. So what is the difference between that joke

and a what's the deal with? You just simply don't say what's the deal with your brother being on this show. Never one time did I say what's the deal with. Okay, I understand. It didn't appear one time in that joke. My brother, he was always on that show trying to get soup from the soup Nazi, right?

He's always in line, worried how to get order food from the soup Nazi. And I like weed. Okay, all right. More of a Michael Richards crowd in the room. I don't want to be tarred with that brush. All right, all right. Well, I'm going, soup Nazi, if I'm going to the soup Nazi, you know, I'm getting a smokey

bowl, baby. I'm trying to get high. What's the deal with soup Nazi? He doesn't sell that. I thought he said bread bowl. You also just said what's the deal with super nazi? I know I was laughing I had to go back to what I know works. Wanna hang out with a bubble boy? I wanna hang out with a bubble bong. What's that? A bubble bong it's a bong that you can bubble a bubbler a bubbler baby. I mean there are bubbles. Those are just called bubblers. He says bubbler bong. You're right it's called just a bubbler, bubbler, a bubbler baby. I mean there are bubbles. Those are just called bubblers. Okay. Nobody says bubbler, bye.

You're right, it's called just a bubbler. Okay well, my brother on a TV show, he wouldn't date someone cause she had man hands, huh? I say man hands me that bong baby. I mean out of all of them, that's maybe the best. That is the best. That one's shaped in a way that feels familiar. Yeah, if you're having to.

I'm sort of kind of into that one, but the rest, I don't know. Elaine, Elaine, Katra just said, get out. She just said, get out. That's what all my friends' wives say when they see me coming, because I'm trying to get them high. And they don't want to be,

the wives don't want their husbands be high? How do the husbands feel about this? They have some agency in this. No, they're my friends. They're always down for it. They're trying to hang. They're trying to get high, baby. So maybe they shouldn't be in these relationships where their loved one...

I'll take that note. All right, I'll get deeper into the relationship with the wife there. I'll really take her apart. You know, I also have an opener now. I got someone open for me now. Oh, congratulations. Not just me on the road anymore. Oh, that's cool.

I got a buddy. He's actually here. If you'd like to meet him, Andrew Dice-Weed. Would you like to meet Andrew Dice Weed? Why not? At this point, let's hear him. Hey. Hey, Andrew. Oh, hey, oh, hey, hickory dickory duck.

I suck on a bong like some lady suck on my, hey, yo, I'm walking here. Hi, Andrew Dice Weed, was it? Hey, yeah. All right, let me guess. You're Andrew Dice Clay's brother who's trying to capitalize on his fame. No relation. No relation to who?

Andrew Dice, no, Andrew Garfield. I'm Andrew Dice Clay's, what did you say? Yeah, I'm his brother. Oh, so you're no relation to Andrew Garfield. No, no, no, yeah. Andrew Dice Clay's brother. Oh. Hey.

Yeah. You were gonna say something. Maybe like smoke a joint, man. Like put your head up inice Clay's brother. Oh. Uh, hey. Yeah. You were gonna say something. Maybe like smoke a joint, man. Like put your head up in. Sure, yeah. Like a funny arm. Dice man smokes all the time. Oh, hey.

He's doing the whole like thing around the side of his head. Oh, he's hitting that bomb. He's hitting the bomb, yeah. Actually, that's pretty accurate. Whoa. Okay. All right. At least this guy fucking burns. Yeah.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating the goods in way. I'm like, whoa, you got the munchies, bitch. Hey, ho, ho. Okay. Perhaps you haven't seen my act. This is... No, I mean, it's been a while.

It's been like 1989, but hey, Rick Rubin produced those records. Hey! What's his name again? It was Rick. Rick Rubin. Hey, Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch water for my bong.

Oh, baby. These guys are getting worse and worse. Okay, well you can- Hey, where's Weed Seinfeld? What's the deal with me? I'm back, hey! How'd it go? Why'd you bring this guy? This is a totaleld? What's the deal with me? I'm back! Hey! How'd it go? Why'd you bring this guy?

This is a total dud. He's the coolest! Every guy likes him! And I perform at colleges. Ladies not so much. But he's a real chick magnet. I thought you said ladies didn't like him. Now that I think about it, yeah, they don't like him and then they come over to me?

So it's like a magnet that's turned around to the other side that's repelling something. It's a reverse magnet. It's still a magnet. Yeah, a magnet pushing away is in fact still a magnet. You're correct. And then all the ladies don't want to talk to him and they start talking to me and they're like, yeah, we don't have much in common with a 74 year old man doing comedy in colleges, but it's a chick magnet, baby. Wait, who's 74? Both of you? Yeah, that's right. We are older brothers to our famous comedian and siblings. I mean, both of them are somewhere around there. I would think you might be older or younger. Okay, well, then I lied about my age. Perhaps I'm a little older. You look like you got a question. Maybe you just bother. Maybe you just want to help you out? I don't know.

I was honestly just kind of taking it all in man I was like, what's this guy like when he tries to fall asleep? Sure, you know, like right? Yeah Like who are your fucking friends and right? Yeah, like chill with people. No, no, you're our friends. No, I have one You guys didn't seem to take Safe to say that maybe your only friend is the road and the stand-up comedy in which you do That would be fair. Yeah. I'm, I'm touring with all the guys. That's devastating. I'm tearing with Larry the weed guy, you know, get her high. You know that guy. I'm tearing with a Jeff Rasta.

By the way, you are older brothers to these guys. Just by two, two years, or four years to Jerry, six years to Andrew Dice Clay. Bring him back. Andrew Dice Weed. Hey yo, hey, I'm right here. So fast. What's it about sitting next to a microphone? Oh, that's one. Whenever you need us.

Yeah, you're sort of both leaning in like Bruce Springsteen and Little Steven. Do you guys ever do stuff together simultaneously? Sure, yeah. Yeah, do a joke where you alternate. Oh, old mother Hubbard sat in the cupboard. What's the deal with cupboard? Why are we putting all of our pong stuff away? We should be keeping it on a table so everyone can see it.

And she was a bitch. Really interesting. Mr. Dude, I would think this would be up your alley out of anyone here. Honestly, I feel like he's making a mockery, man. Of my world. Mr. Toot, I would think this would be up your alley out of anyone here. Honestly, I feel like he's making a mockery, man, of my world. Really? Whoa! You think this is punchline, man?

You think this is ironic? And it's... I think there's some ironic in the technical. Performance art, maybe? No, hey, hey, whoa, whoa, no! Whoa. Maybe you just... Maybe it's just like the type of humor,

maybe I'm more of like a Weed-Meatree Martin guy. I'm more like cerebral, and I like drawings and graphs. And diesel. Yeah, could be, yeah. There's a lot about that. Is there a Reggie Weeds guy? A Reggie Weeds, I think, yeah, him and Weed Al Yankovic, I think they do some shows together, and Roy Scovel.

I think that's the... Oh yeah. He's the one that crosses over into your world. Yeah, yeah. My man, maybe, look, maybe you just gotta see my special. Live in Berlin. You have a special live in Berlin? Yeah.

That sucks. Who produced it? The Madden brothers, Joel and Benji Madden. Na na na na na na na na. Wow. It's a blast, check it out. Look, I believe- How long is it, man?

It's 17 minutes. We've established Weed Seinfeld doesn't have a lot of out. Look, I believe. How long is it, man? It's 17 minutes. We've established Weed Seinfeld doesn't have a lot of material. I do a joke. You actually have done more jokes here today than you have ever done in any of your previous appearances. It's only because there's two of us here, I promise. Look, yeah, I usually do my first joke

and then I take a Q and A, sit down, take a Q and A. Perhaps the reason I got into this was because my brother, Jerry Seinfeld, he used to go to work every day. He saw the guy, you know, the construction guy working at 5 a.m. He said, that guy doesn't want to work. He's doing construction. He'll write my jokes. And I was on the couch saying, I don't want to. I don't want to do that. But then he got so famous, I said, I want to make some money. You know, it's the American way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, look, you have access to Jerry Seinfeld.

Have you guys ever done shows together? No. Again, wouldn't put me in Unfrosted. Never put me in Seinfeld. Even like Bill Murray's brothers pop up in everything. Right. You know what I mean? Doyle. I know Doyle Murray.

Yeah, sure. But you know, I mean, like famous brothers pop up everywhere. Like those Jonas Brothers, the one who isn't a musician, like now he's hosting a TV show. Oh, that's true. Yeah. Yeah. That's a show I could go on. You could?

Yeah. Hey. I could go on the show. People try to guess what famous celebrity relation I am. I feel like the minute you open your mouth, people are going to understand. Are you, I'm just wondering, are you constantly surprised? What? What the heck is that about? Yeah! Wow! Wow, you really opened up a door in my mind! I am! Holy smokes! What if it's a show with a bunch of famous people's siblings,

right? Okay. And we put masks over their face. Okay. And then maybe they look like funny things, like ice cream. Or maybe they're on the scream mask. It could be all the same, yes. And then we hear their voice. Oh yeah, I think you're just pitching the masked singer. Excuse me? Do you not have that in person?

No, but this isn't about singing. Oh. This is about the masked sibling. The masked sibling. You match the voice to who their brother is and you get a bunch of people to judge it. Okay. I like it. I like this. I like it, yeah. Andrew Diceweed, what do you think about it?

You fucking like it. Okay, I don't like talking to you anymore. What's the deal with that guy, what? Yeah, yeah boy. I'm still kind of like dealing with the way he said bitch. Oh yeah, it's uncomfortable. I'm still trying to get that off the taste of my tongue. Yeah, honestly, if you watched his old act, he picked only the good stuff. To be fair, there's some other stuff in there. Yeah.

Have we run out of comedians that like Weed Seinfeld and Andrew Dice Weed are like? Well, sure, but to be fair to whoever. Like who else do we have out there in the world? Chronic Oswald? Hey. Hey Roseanne bong Sarah Weiderman, but you need to have like a specific Cadence or thing that was like Bobcat. Who's the hot pocket guy Jim Gaffigan Jim Weedigan? Jim Toka good But I'm always pitching my sorry to have a big pause where the onus was on you to continue. Oh, sorry.

Yeah. That's on us, man. That was really cool. But go ahead with whatever you were going to say. Not sure how this works. This is my, what, third time or something? I'm still picking it up. So yeah, no, I'm always pitching him shows.

I'm pitching him TV shows. I'm pitching him movies. I'm pitching him all this stuff. Last time I was here, I was trying to get on the podcast space. I understand he's a tough guy to sell to. I mean, I heard you've never seen that movie Comedian before. No, I have seen Comedian.

You're trying to get into a Scott Asenstein? Sure, yeah, whatever. What are the ones like How High maybe? Oh, sure, yeah. Or what's the- Dude, Where's My Cars? What's the Jim Brewer, Dave Chappelle one? Half Big.

Two guys with great politics. Half-Baked. Big Big, Big Lebowski, a lot of them. Yeah, sure, there's a whole film franchise. I don't think I can take you for two hours. Fair. That seems to be the problem. You're right here in the sweet spot of the last 15 minutes.

No, you have noticed, it's usually about 15 to 16 minutes, including the plugs. It's usually about my timeframe, and I understand. I mean, when you say every sentence in the exact same cadence. Hey, I brought a friend over. You didn't seem to listen. It's like listening to Happy Birthday over and over and over and over and over

where it never gets into the happy birthday, dear, whatever your name is, you know. Sure, yeah. It's me birthday. Oh, there's a little thing about the Happy Birthday song. You know that Happy Birthday song was written by two sisters. It took two people to write that Happy Birthday song. You know that Happy Birthday song? It was written by two sisters. It took two people to write that Happy Birthday song?

Tia and Tamara? What's the deal with that? Yeah! What was the second sister doing? Huh? Happy Birthday. I mean, one had to write the music, one had to write the lyrics.

Just, yeah. Oh, Scott. Wow. Okay, don't take this guy to a comedy club, huh? Every time those classic setups, he explains it. Scott, have you ever thought about putting your brain into a supercomputer? Maybe, yeah.

I have a guy you could talk to, man. He could download your whole system. Who's this? Cooter? I remember Cooter. I talked to Cooter. Yeah, the computer on board. I can't do the whole thing right now.

No, yeah, I remember him, yeah. Kramer liked Kenny Rogers roasted chicken so much, I'm trying to roast my brain, dude. I'm getting high. I think, dude, I'm getting high. I think, okay, so here's the issue with your jokes. Okay. I think that what's the deal? Right. Bring that back.

Who? That's not the problem. The problem is, is you, every single one of them is in the same formula of here's a thing that actually exists and then a play on words like a pun. Can you do a joke that's not a pun at all? Good, good laugh. Oh, uh.

It's a good laugh. Okay, uh, what's the deal with grinding our weed, huh? Why do we want to grind this stuff? I'm trying to multiply it. See, this is exactly what I'm talking about. He slipped right into it. Have a try this. Follow me.

Follow me. Follow Mr. Toots. Okay. I'm not a comedian, but I want to try. I don't know what a pun is. 108, well, this is going to probably be a pun, but it's at least a different zone. 185 weeds walk into a bar. Okay.

185 weeds walk into a bar. Bartender says, sorry, we don't serve weeds here. And the weeds say, I'm sorry, we thought this was a weed bar. At least it seems different. It seems different. And honestly, it's as funny as every other thing you've done. Wow, okay. Which is not at all.

Okay, I feel like there was two that you slightly enjoyed. I'm gonna have to go back and listen. Was that you or was that Andrew Dice Weed? I can't remember. You, I might have popped out. All right, enough out of you. I don't wanna talk to you.

What's the deal with that guy? Reg, what do we think about Weed Seinfeld here? You know, like, I'll give him like points for gumption. Points. There's a lot of gumption going on, you know? And a lot of like hope in his voice. Right. But, and also just the ability to just say what he says

and really believe in it. There's no filter. I'll tell you that much. Yeah, he believes in it. Like he's not judging it. He's not sitting there going like, oh, this isn't PC. Yeah, no.

He's out there and he's just going straight off the dome. Hey, someone say PC? Wait till you hear what the C stands for. Oh my God. All right. I wanted to love this guy. I wanted every single part of me, man, every molecule of my body, man, wanted to love this guy.

I mean, look, he's Reed Seinfeld and you're Mr. Toots from Custopia. Dude, man, you, you thought it'd be a perfect match, but honestly it's like eggs and vinegar. Yeah, I hate vinegar on eggs. Dibs on eggs? I get to be the eggs. Oh, and by the way. You're not a part of this, man. What?

And you're not a part of our band. Hey! And by the way, the C stands for computer. Yes, thank you. Personal computer. All right, take that, take that man. Oh, it hurts. I'm exaggerated character of a man from the 80s. Oh man, I'm sorry.

He's still around by the way. Oh yeah. Well, look, would it surprise you, Weed Seinfeld, to figure out that we're running out of time? No, not at all. Surprised how long I've got to stay. This is the first one. Is it a relief actually? No, I'm having fun. I mean the only part that's not enjoying is the things that after I say is the things you say back to me. What's crazy is a small man walked in and shined a red light at you for the last seven minutes, man.

And he just kept pointing the light at you and you just kept going and going. Just steamrolling the light. What is going on? Gotta give the people what they want. Give them the most money for the buck. Yeah, all right. Well, we are running out of time. We only have one final feature on the show.

That is, of course, a little something called Plugs. We run to the room and there's nobody there. So then we open up the door, but that not love. Oh, open up the flood. Love. We looked at the door and go to the land of blood. Oh, he's almost done. Blood, blood, blood. Or even your blood.

But I know for you. When the bag starts to open. When the. Bag. Starts to. Open. That was pretty sick. That's ill. That was the plug brands by Danny Green. Thank you so much to Danny Green.

First thought for sure, Diplo. If you have a plugs theme, head on over to cbbworld.com slash plugs and upload it. All the stems to our songs are up there. So Reggie, I'd love for you to make one. I know you've done the lion's share of the work, making the theme song. But yeah, if you have a plugs theme, head over there.

And guys, what are we plugging? Reggie, obviously the show is called, the special is called Nevermind. Yeah, check out Nevermind on Veep. It's my comedy special. It's my, I think it's either my ninth or fifth or fourth. It's a comedy. Somewhere in single digits.

Yeah, someone, yeah, single digits. And then also definitely check out my music project that I'm sure I'll do. What is this now? Is this a wahada continuing or? You know, I mean, there'll probably be more wahada, but I'm trying to do a solo thing. So be on the lookout.

I'm going to, well, okay, let's put it this way. I am going to release a special Christmas album. Hmm, Jingle Bells to you good sir. Yes. And I'm also- Is that as big as me? Well, I don't know, we'll see. I'm also selling one product for the holidays.

I'm going to give you a preview of it right now. It's called Shelf on an Elf. Shelf on an Elf? Wow. Okay. Really cool. Come on. Very cool. Okay.

All right. There we go. All right. Um, and, uh, Mr. Toots, what do you want to play? Of course, check out my documentary Cush-Topia. It'll be streaming on comedy, Bang Bang World. Also at the gathering of the Juggalos, VidCon 2024, the abandoned

inter-sync limit used to be sunset. And the recently shut down Arby's on Sunset. Yeah, check it out It's going to be behind so many paywalls. It's gonna be a major cool film and I'd also like to plug something very real Follow Jacob Wysocki on SoundCloud He has started making original parody songs original when you say original parody. What does this mean? The parody part is original Yes, yes, it's all new, never before done parody songs. But based on existing material? It's based on the real songs that have previously existed by real artists.

That have never been parodied. Yes, correct. They probably have been parodied, but the ones, the parodies that this person is making are unique. Yes, and they're having a good time and of course I know you have big connections with mr. weirdo so if you could maybe we'd out we'd out come on right yeah anyways if you could make that connection happen that'd be really cool for me on SoundCloud it's earnest it is not a joke please enjoy it also

really cool and he said your name I don't know if you cut that at the beginning. So sorry, my bad. Thank you. Weed Seinfeld. Why don't you say like, Weed Weed. Sure, yeah, I'm open, okay. Weed Weed. Please don't. That's more fun, huh? You guys like this?

Weed Weed. That's really cool. What do you have to plug here? Well, of course, unfrosted, the movie on Netflix, my brother did, unfrosted. Why don't we unfrost some of those pizzas in the freezer? Got the munchies, my man. Pisa Pisa. And also, holy, yeah, that's right. Why don't we unfrost some of those pizzas in the freezer? I've got the munchies, my man. Piece of pizza.

And also, holy, yeah, that's right. Holy shit improv is a great show. You can see it in LA and anywhere in the world, patreon.com slash holy shit improv. You can check out every show they've ever done and they're going to Edinburgh. So August, they'll be there in August. Oh, check them out at the boy balloon, Gilded Balloon, Gilded Balloon. Gilded Balloon. August, check them out in August and subscribe.

Fantastic. Well, speaking of tour dates, I wanna plug, our tour dates are continuing here. Coming up, we have, we're in the middle of a big long leg right now where we, I believe this week we are at, we're in Royal middle of a big long leg right now where we, I believe this week, we are at, we're in Royal Oak, Michigan, and then Pittsburgh, and then Cleveland, Indianapolis, Chicago-

But it's on the ground. Madison, and then St. Paul. Then coming up a little later in the month of August, we are going to be on the West Coast, and then we'll be in the UK and Ireland. We'll be in Glasgow and London and Bristol and Dublin. We just, our sold out Dublin show, we just got moved to a bigger theater. So tickets I believe are now available for both nights in Dublin again. And then we're doing Manchester and we want to see all of you out there. And tickets are all available, cbbworld.com

slash tour. And while you're at CBB World, why don't you sign up because subscribers in the Maximus tier can listen to all these shows the day after they are done. And so you can follow along with the tour and listen to every single show. And also look, the new action figures are out. So come check those out. I can't remember the actual place to go buy them, but second wave of the action figures are on sale right now. And those are all really good.

All right, let's close up the old plug bag. Hello, little green men. Everyone is waiting to steal. Captain, the show is over. The plug bag is closed. It's time to go back to the Enterprise. No way, Mr. Spock. I I feel like this is another weird coincidence, but that was just the one that came up in the rotation. That was Captain Kirk Gets High by Randy Smith. Mr. Toots and Weed Seinfeld, what do we think of this?

729, baby, it's the new 420. Hey, when it's in the air, man, it's thick as smoke. That's right. Guys, I want to thank you so much. Reggie, it's always great to see you. Good luck with the special and... Thank you. What's up?

You're laughing at... Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

I'm just excited for you to go around the table because and say everyone why it's nice to see them. Huh? Huh? What? Huh? What? Woo hoo. I'm just excited for you to go around the table because it's everyone why it's nice to see them. Uh oh, I gotta think of something really quick. Mr. Toots. Tis it. I don't know about this Custopia documentary gonna be on CBB World, I'm not sure about that.

Scott's never seen, man. And also, I'll see you boys at band practice. Still blazing, still blazing. No, you're not gonna be in our bed, sorry. Reggie and I. No, I'll see you boys at band practice. Still blazing, still blazing. No, you're not gonna be in our bed. Sorry, Reggie and I. No, I'm sorry. Usually I'm not sorry. Not good.

This is a two man thing. And then Weed Seinfeld, I mean. What's the deal with this? Jesus, what is the deal with you? Yeah. I mean, you've been on the show now three, four times? Yeah, three I think, Yeah, something like that. Maybe four.

No change. Sure. No escalation. Right. I mean, there's a little bit of escalation. You brought your friend over here. I don't want to talk to you. Yeah.

Yeah, and also I should say, he's just my opener, not a real close friend. Hey man, take a nugget and try it at home and see if you can come different. Try it out, maybe this will change things for you. Okay, yeah. That's from Cushtopia too, it's one of my reserved nugs. Can we have some of those?

Yeah, here man, you go, bink. Wait, wait. Can I sing in the bed? No, you can't sing in the bed. Stimlazy, stimlazy, stimlazy. All right, yeah, you can sing in the bed, yeah. Cha cha so amazing. Oh, shit.

It's 420 somewhere! Oh no! We'll see you next week! Am I a frog? The colors! Riddicka, I am iron! My life's work is a mistake! Oh no! This is good!

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