Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - Sixteen Toilets And Another Day Older (Paul F. Tompkins, Andy Daly)

Episode Date: August 11, 2025

This week, Scott is joined by his personal physician, Dr. Bill Blondie, who drops by to discuss his new job with the United States government. Then, businessman Danny Mahoney returns to the pod to update us on his new business ventures.  Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/cbb 

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We're in the throes of Oggy Doggy, are we not? No one can dispute that. My name is Scott Ackerman. We have an exceptional show for you today. This is the show. It used to be the show where we talk to interesting people. It's now Humanity's podcast. It may soon become humanity and the Animal Kingdoms podcast.

We're not quite sure about that. But also we've hit upon a new tagline, comedy bang, bang, we care. We care. And we care about bringing you the best show possible. And to that end, we have booked a great guest who's going to be with me all show. He's a businessman. So that's very exciting. We're going to bring him out in just second.

and he's got a very interesting business. I believe I've spoken to him once or twice before. I can't really recall the details. Sorry, what? Scott had me. Yes. Is this the, are you the businessman in question? No, no, no, it's me.

Scottie, it's me. Oh, hey, Dr. Blondie. It's me, Dr. Bill Blondie. Hi. So good to see you again. So I know, you know. Is everything all right? No, everything's fine.

I'm just coming by because I know you're probably wondering why you have haven't seen me in a while. Well, I haven't made an appointment. I'm sorry, for the listener, this is my personal physician, Dr. Bill Blondie. I haven't made an appointment to see you. That's probably why I haven't seen you in a while. You're probably wondering why you haven't done that, though. Well, I feel like the last time I saw you, we watched the music man. Did we not? Yeah, we did. And that was in January. With a weird little guy who runs the ball shot. And I haven't really felt the need to see you since then, because you did your. your normal checkup while we were watching.

We never talked about that while we were watching the music man for the watch-along podcast. You were examining me the entire time. I'm a little hammer. Yeah. It was so little, too. It was the most little hammer I never seen. I wonder sometimes if that's why nobody seems to have reflexes anymore

is because I thought there was like a sort of epidemic of people not being able to jerk their teeth when they get hit with a hammer. But it might be that the hammer's too small. It was an epidemic of you picking the wrong hammer. yeah yeah that's what I'm saying you don't have to turn around on me like that oh I beg your pardon Dr. Blondy I mean I'm I'm admitting I'm it takes a big man to admit when they buy a small hammer that's just what I said yep so hey what about this small hammer and a big man I like it a new twist

I like that's fun yeah in any case great to see you Dr. Blondy sorry I've been out of pocket uh you think you've been out of pocket yeah maybe you mean out of the office, oh, oh, oh. I've been ooh. And I've also been Oot. Ah, out of town, really? Where have you been, Dr. Blondie? This is the thing. I feel bad because, you know, you're a patient of mine, and I feel like I've been derelicted my duty to you because I've taken this other job. You're moonlighting? No, I'm not moonlighting. It's full time. Oh, this is, okay, so you're moonlighting as a doctor? No, I'm not. You just quit being a doctor? I quit being a doctor, but I'm still working in the health services.

Okay. What are you doing if you don't mind me? I know this is none of my business. It's any, well, I came here to tell you to make it your business. Yeah, I appreciate that. Yeah. Well, you're welcome. And business is good.

I came here to make this your business, and business is good. That's right. So what exactly are you doing with your, you can't even call it spare time. You're the majority of your time. This is my job. Yeah. And it's 24 hours a day, baby. 24 hours a day.

Oh, yeah, honey. They got me. They're running me ragged. Are you paid by the hour? No, I'm on a salary. Damn. Yeah. It's good salary, though. It's government work.

Coming from work? What did you say? It's government work. Oh, government work. Oh, I was going to say, if your salary comes from work, that's the way to do it. No, I know. That's a perfect opportunity for you to get paid. It's coming from work.

Yeah. It's government work. It's government work. Okay. So what are you doing for the government these days? I'm working for the attorney general of the United States. The AG. No, not the Attorney General.

What's Surgeon General? Surgeon General. Oh, okay. Totally different. The SG. Yeah. You're working for, what's his name? Cheryl Hines' husband.

Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. You're working for him. Well, he's not the Surgeon General. He is the, uh, he's in charge of the health service. He's the health service. What do we call him? Yeah, okay. So who's the surgeon general?

Is it still that coop guy? That guy's poop had the funniest beard. What are you saying? See everything. Yeah. Is he still around? Is he still in the coop? I would love it. He would always be like, welcome to the coop. I think he's, I think he's flown, said coop. Don't quote me on that. Don't call me on that. Don't call me on that. I'm just, you know I'm going to look at that. I'm just going by my reaction to that reference. You know, it is, it is interesting when a guy who's in charge of health passes away because it's like, you couldn't see that coming?

he passed away 12 years ago wow rest in peace king coop well rest and piss I say because there's a new sheriff at town rest in pissed it's it deserves to be said

this is huge and I don't care if it's family's listening see effort coop wow I pray they are not listening you we're Dr. Dementto, look, and son of a bitch. Come on, he wasn't wearing the top hat, as far as I know. What's to stop him?

He ever wore a top hat, and then people were like, look, you're coming off. You're giving Dr. Demento right now. I can almost guarantee that happened. It's got a sting, though. See Everett Coup, who's in charge of health, dies before Dr. Demento? Yeah. Talk about Demento. I heard Dr. Demento, his real name is Dr.

Dementor, like the Dementors in Harry Potter? That's right. And he just dropped the R at Ellis Island. Hey, you know what? He dropped it. He came here as a fetus? And then said, look, let's just make it nice and clean Demento.

What if we never heard the words Harry Potter again? I would be fine to that. I'd be fine. The boy who lived, do you mean? Yeah. Okay. Here's some... Old scar face. Here's some words. I'm good to not hear. for, I'm going to say a calendar year. Okay. Walton Goggins.

What about his Goggins goggles? I don't want to hear about it. Sidney Sweeney. Yeah. Rule of two. Let's move on to some other more deserving people, you know? Move on to just saying their names a lot. What are we saying?

Move on to other people having their name said too much. Yeah, exactly. Okay. I have friends who deserve to be more well-known in show business. It's like, Walton Goggins cut someone in on this fame. Let them with their beak. Yeah, exactly. In any case, what are you doing for the government?

Well, a surgeon general himself. I am, and we'll never know. I am in charge of, I'm on the committee that decides what shit we're going to do and what shit we're not going to do anymore. Okay, as a country. Or is this legislatively? Yeah. Okay, so what? It's like what, okay, so like, you know, we're cutting cancer research.

Yeah, I read that the other day. But, but fruit loops will be healthier now. Because of the color dyes are going to be different. That's correct. Okay, I don't know that that's an equitable trade to me, you know? Are you in the business? The business of what? Fruit loops or cancer?

Any of them. Any of them. Business is bad. Um, I'm not in these, I'm, I'm merely, maybe you should shut your mouth then. Okay. I mean, well, you're attacking my job. Well, I mean, you, you, you're right. You don't come to my job and show up on mic unannounced.

Oh, wait, no, you did. That's not the same thing. Would you mind if I came to your job? I'm not telling you how to do you guys. Just started to. You could drop by, sure. And, okay. It'd be fun.

I'll show you around. Yeah, I would love that. It's all beanbag chairs. Really? It's fun there. It sounds fun. Do you have air hockey tables? We have 14.

air hockey tables. That's too many. Although I guess if there's 28 people who want to play. 14 air hockey tables and 15 rooms. 15, what's in the 15th room? Or are they all in one room? That's a conference room. Oh, okay.

That means yes, there's an air hockey table in the bathroom. Didn't the English beat sing about that? I don't know. Refresh my memory. Air hockey table in the bathroom. We'll sing it, though. I kind of just tried. Oh, I didn't realize.

Air hockey table in the bathroom. Um, so, so, uh, yeah, I just don't, I don't think I would trade people, you know, a cure for cancer for getting slightly different colors. Well, the great news is you don't have to choose. Yeah. So you guys are decided. Yeah. Why? I mean, what, what was that all about? Why did you guys choose that? Well, it was, okay, so Bobby lays it all out.

Okay. This is Robert. Sorry, excuse me, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. RFK G. RFKG. RFKJ. RFKJ. RFKJ. RFKJ. RFKJ.

Maybe you put the R in junior there. That's how you normally short the junior. We don't do that. We don't do it. But no, you shorten J. Not when you say it though. When you write it, when you write it, don't spray it. Don't, come on.

That's medically. Medically, medically. I could tell you, spraying it, it's a terrible idea. But you're, I would imagine that you don't believe in masks or, uh, I mean, I know that they exist. Oh, okay. Yeah. So I believe a mask.

That's half the battle. So I believe in masks. Okay, great. Um, so what else is happening with the government? What else are you got, like what's coming down the pike? Well, you know, hearing aids. Sure. Yeah, love them.

The things you have to pay money for if you want to hear. Yeah, exactly. Are they going to be free now? Oh, this is great. Uh, not exactly. Oh. okay what are you doing with hearing aids hearing aids are now going to be what we consider a health luxury item okay so meaning they're going to be more expensive or not covered by insurance they're going to be more expensive and not covered by insurance oh my god but they're going to look great what are they going to look like they're going to be blinged out like bejeweled yes there's the thing everyone loves when they see singers wearing those monitors in-air monitors and they customize them you know what i mean when they put little jewels on them and stuff i love that that's what hearing aids are going to be like Now, everybody can feel like a rock star for just $50,000.

$50,000 for a hearing aid? For an hearing aid. For a meaning just one side? Yeah. One ear? Yeah. Some people only have one bad ear. I guess, but 100 days.

It's a wonderful life. Sure. Is that your favorite movie? I wouldn't say favorite. Okay. What's your favorite movie of all time? Jewel of the Nile. Jewel of the Nile, the Agatha,

No, that's death on the Nile. Oh, what is Jewel of the Nile? With enough champagne to fill the Nile. Gouged out. Jewel of the Nile is the sequel to romance. That's a great quote. Jules of the Nile. Jules of the Nile is the sequel Romance.

To romancing the Stone, that's right. That's right. So do you like romancing the stone? No. And then Jules Nile, they got it right. Finally got it right. All right, well, I'll take your word for it. Scott hasn't seen.

You should come do Scott Hasen's. see it about jewel of denial with me what Scott hasn't seen I think I have some other podcast look you love dropping by thanks for the invitation I it just seems to me like you're making everything worse Dr. Blondie you haven't even heard what the tradeoff is

oh there's a tradeoff for making things more expensive yeah yeah all right what is it popcorn doesn't get stuck in your teeth anymore no more husks in your throat you know what I mean No more husks, please. English beat?

No, this is a parody of a song from Into the Woods by Sondheim. Did he just go by one name Sondyne? You know, I've never been able to figure that out. Was he a mononym or not? I really don't know. He could have. He could have. Out of anyone I know, he could have.

Who can't? You? I think, I mean, I guess you could do it with your last name. It's a very special person who can do it with their first name. Madonna, Beyonce, Cher. I think if you have a name that's a little bit unusual, as opposed to, like, Beth. Yeah. There's nobody, you can't say Beth.

Wait, which Beth were you talking about? I see. You've proven my point. I am proving your point right now. But I guess that trade, hearing aids more expensive. Popcorn in the teeth affects a lot more people than hearing aids, I would say. That's exactly right. I think that's okay.

I'll give this one It'll also have the side effect of revitalizing the movie industry Now That's very important to me You know aspirin Sure I've Did you know it's poison

It's poisonous? I had no idea Aspirin is causing Our young man Who we're going through a loneliness epidemic right now A young lonely man It is causing them

To be ambidextrous Isn't that a good thing to be amidextrous? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? I mean, why would that be good? Well, you watch baseball and, and. I watch baseball.

So the, the, the hitters who were able to kind of switch sides or, you know. They used to be illegal. It used to be illegal? You couldn't do that in baseball. Like, you could arrest people for doing it? Yeah. It was a baseball rule that the commissioner of baseball extended to the city and said, if you catch one of these guys doing it, I want you to march right on the field,

slap them and cuffs. How many people went to jail for this? Three. Three people went to jail. And then they stopped doing it. Wow. And then when that commissioner died. What happened?

They changed all the shit. They changed everything. That's when the pitch clock. It was Tennessee Mountain Landis. Tennessee Mountain Landis. Did he even see every coop die in the same plane crash? No, there were many years apart. Oh, okay.

Got it. Might not be Tennessee. Hmm. Tennessee? see that's a development that one you knew that's right Jeffrey Tambor yelling at everybody

so I mean that one yeah I don't know so no more aspirin no more aspirin you're welcome I mean look the thing about aspirin I I've always wondered is they're always like take two aspirin why don't you make it one aspirin

just make it slightly bigger idiot like if aspirin's so great why do I have to take two Honey, do you know what you're saying? No. Because you could take one aspirin for something that's not as severe. Okay, but they never say like, oh, just take one. They're always like...

Yeah, because you need two. Yeah, you always need two. Just make it one. You don't always need to. I think we're saying the same thing. You always need two is what we're saying. You know that I'm saying the exact opposite. I think we're agreeing on this.

Sweetheart, you do this to me all the time. All right. no more aspirin. No more aspirin, but what's the trade? And now everybody would be the right-handed or left-handed. That's the way nature works. Okay. So what is the trade-off, though, for this?

You're going to love this. Okay. I hope so, because so far, I've hated one of them, and I've thought one was okay. You know, Rolos? Rolos, the, I don't even want to say circular candy, but I guess they're circular. Sylindrical. Cylindrical, yes. They're circular if you're looking down on them.

And they appear to be two-dimensional. Yeah. Yeah. The, they're going to be slightly slimmer at the top, which will be a great boon to health because you're eating less rollo, but it's not so much less that you're not getting the satisfaction of a rollo. Are they going to be sort of Hershey's kisses shaped in nature? No, they're going to look like regular.

You would have to, you'd have to get an old rollo and a new rollo together, look at got them under a microscope to see the difference. This sounds like the Cadbury egg issue. Like, those are getting smaller. This is the logic problem? Yes. So you're on a trolley and it can stop and pick up a Cadbury egg if you want. Right.

But to stop, one person will be thrown from the trolley. That's right. And land on a big Cadbury egg. Yeah, exactly. So do you do it? So do you give a Cadbury egg a ride or do you sentence one to death? Exactly. By throwing.

Yeah. It's one of the moral conundrums of our age. So this is going to improve the health of our young fat children and our fat adults. Okay. I mean, they're eating less rollo. And that's a victory for health. I can't be a. That's how we say it when we, when we passed out one of these righteous rulings.

Maha. Okay. Make America healthy again. I don't know the last time I've eaten a rollo. Oh, you're ahead of the game then. I would imagine if it's someone's favorite candy, snack. It was my late father's favorite.

Really? He was never talked about your late father. Were you going to say, who was he? Well, I mean, I would imagine his name was Blondie. His name was Blondie. He wasn't the blondie that the comic strip was based on.

No, that's a woman. Sure, but I mean, they could have gender switched the roles. You know, it's very common these days. I never thought about it, but maybe they did. You know, Cynthia Orivo just was Jesus and Jesus Christ Superstar at the Hollywood Bowl. She's a wonderful show. Wonderful show.

I've been forced to talk about it on three different podcasts this week and this is making a fourth. Who's forcing you to talk about this? The people who bring it up. Why? What am I going to just sit there silently while the other host of

horror or host of the actual podcast I'm on talks about it? You seem upset by this. I'm very upset. Do you not like talking about this show? You don't like talking about this show? Once was fine. Second was okay.

What was the issue? Same conversation every time. Well, it was three different people who had been there at this thing that I didn't get to go to. You know, I'm a friend of Andrew Lloyd Weber's Lord Andrew Lloyd Weber. I don't know if I've told you that before. But he's a pal of mine. And he was there on Sunday, and he didn't even invite me. So I'm a little sore about it.

I'm a little cross. I bet if that guy showed up here right now, you'd be so furious. I would. If you were here right now, I'd give him a piece of my mind. Choice words for this guy. And I don't have a lot of pieces left. You know what I mean? No, that is true, because you drink out of the cans.

Yeah, that's true, yeah. You've examined me. You did an MRI on my brain. Yeah. I built that machine, by the way. Did you really? You did a good job with it. They're so expensive, and I said, I bet I could put it together.

Yeah. Give me the kit. It looked like a cardboard box, and honestly, the results looked like a crayon drawing. It smelled like one, two. I like the cardboard smell, though. Yeah, I love it. It relaxes people. It does, it does.

You feel like you're in a fort. You're not getting an, MRI. Yeah, it's, it's almost like they should, they should give that to people instead of the anesthesia. And then did you like the clanging? I did that myself. Good. Yeah. Oh, was that with pots and pans or something? It was, I was doing, yeah, I was acting like the guy from, what's called, Andor. There's a lot of guys in Andor. I'm, oh, okay. If you, I mean, if you can't divide from that one, which guy I'm talking about, Scotty, you got some problems. Stop drinking out of cans.

Andor himself? You know, I watch that show A lot of times I'd forget That was the guy's name And I would think it was where they were from And then they would call him Andrew I'm like, that's right, he's Andor Not the ground they're walking on

Also my third watch through I figured out what Forrest Booker's whole deal is Oh good, good for you First couple times I was like, I don't know You've done a third watch I've done one watch of third watch Which third watch again It's that show about the firefighters

I think I've never been able to figure it out EMTs, maybe. I have no idea. You know hospitals? Yeah. Oh, sure. Yeah. We are boiling it down because there's so much waste in hospitals.

Okay. These greedy doctors. Oh, wow. I don't know. It seems like there's not enough money in hospitals. They're forcing these poor insurance people to raise their rates and premiums. Okay. So what are you doing with hospitals?

Because they're asking for so much money. I mean, I think they deserve it with all the, you know, I've watched 15 seasons of VR recently. And they have to sleep. sleep there in the hospital sometimes. Why did you do that? I don't know. I'm worried about you. Trying to...

Now look what's happening. I've been away for so long, and now you're going absolutely to pieces. Honestly, I should have checked with you before I started this. Dr. Blondie, do you think this is the right thing to do? And you would have told me, no. I would say, darling, don't do this.

Don't watch 15 seasons of VR. Don't watch one. It's time has passed. I enjoyed eight. In any case, so what are they doing to hospitals? We're making it. One big hospital. Okay.

And it's on top of a mountain. Okay. There's enough room for tons of people. All right. But you have to get there yourself. So you can't be airlifted there. You can't be helicoptered in. No, no, no.

If you, if you are able to make it to the hospital, treatment is free. Okay. Okay. But you have to start at the bottom of the mountain. So this is sort of like Batman trying to learn martial arts. kind of thing. If you can make it up there to the mountain where Race Hulgool

lives, then you're allowed to study martial arts, I guess, or maybe he, I don't know, maybe. I would just go to a class in town. Yeah, I know. Like one of those karate classes things you see in the valley? Yeah. They're all of it. Yeah. I know, but he decided to go to the top of a mountain

for some reason to do it. I don't know. He's a weird guy. This is better. This is not about martial arts. This is about getting healthy. And if you can make it You don't sound healthy I feel great Do you really? I mean you can barely speak

You seem exhausted Now that Skittles are no longer A death sentence I've been eating Exclusively Skittles all day long You should not be doing that And by the way They're healthy now I don't think they've even changed

The diet Are you sure about that? They can't do it that quickly Are you sure about that? I'm pretty sure Okay here's why it's hard For me to tell Okay

It's because they have these jars and bowls and dishes of candy all over the place. They're at the Surgeon General's office? They're everywhere. Oh, just everywhere in life? Yeah, everywhere in life. Everywhere you go, there's like a dish of Skittles. I'm not sure.

Everywhere you go, it's like a bowl of Milky Way Midnights. I can't necessarily co-sign on this because I'm not experiencing. Okay, we'll open your eyes. Okay. If you're not going to pay attention. Okay. So they're out there because, you know, we're making these, announcements and so we always have to have a picture of the thing that we say now this is good okay

and so i can't i'm they're not always good with the labeling of what is pre uh pre food coloring change post food coloring change exactly yeah and it doesn't help to both pre and post start with the piece so even when they label it with just the initials also with something like raisin bran or what have you one of those cereals they're made by post so that that's confusing already yeah that's confusing already yeah because you see post right there on the box right and you're like oh this must be post the changes made raisin brand yeah like post punk sure yeah yeah it's post raisin brand you have what raisin brand used to taste like oh oh this is like norm macdile better than ezra in a post raisin brand style Ezra must really suck

R-I-P, Norm. R-I-P. Did he die with C. Everett, Coop? Was he on the same plane crash? The day the humor died. How did we get there? I just wonder, these things come in threes, you know what I mean? Do you think that when he's talking about the day the music died on McLean?

is he including the big bopper in that that's the thing big bopper that was the best thing to ever happen to his career no one would I would argue I would argue the invention of the telephone

because he says hello baby yeah so the whole the whole song Chantilly Laces a phone conversation Do you think you know how Will I what When they invented the telephone

the very first thing that was ever said on the telephone was ahoy because no one knew like, oh, you're supposed to say hello or whatever. And so they said, ohoy, what if they'd had the foresight to be like, hello, baby? Can you imagine? On the very first telephone.

That's a real marvel's what if. Yeah. I like that we eventually decided the way to head to the phone is to say hello in a very scared way. Hello? Who would ever call a person like me? We got to get past this hello, right? This whole business. Post hello.

Yeah. Also, these days... I saw Postalow. Did you really? He's gone country now. He's gone country and his tattoos have started to, uh, they started to connect. Good. Oh, thank God.

But people think he's a werewolf. People think Postalow is a werewolf now? They think Postalow is a mid-transformation werewolf. He might be. We might be catching him in the middle of a lunar cycle or something like that. Every single time he performs. I have no idea. Maybe that's why he did Coachella this year is because he looked at the days.

It was like, oh, good. It's right in the middle. I couldn't do it the last couple of years because the full moon wouldn't be. So you noted what the lunar schedule was when you were looking at Coachella. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. And I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This makes sense.

Is Coachella nighttime or daytime? I think it's both. I think it also occurs at sunset, but I don't believe it occurs at sunrise. Oh, why would you do that? Although the people who are camping there, would you ever camp to go to, would you ever even camp? Camping is the worst thing you can do from a health perspective. Yeah. It's the absolute worst thing you can do.

Is it because you're sleeping on the ground, essentially? Yeah, it sucks. Yeah, it's terrible. It sucks. Put you in a bad mood. Leads you to make bad choices. Most people who camp die within 48 hours. That's true.

Yeah. And then they can't find you within that 48 hours, something they can do. Yeah, they just give up. Yeah. Yeah. Well, Dr. Blondie, this is all fascinating stuff. Is it? You know, would you like to stick around?

because we have a, I'm talking to a businessman on the show today. I'd love to hear about business. Really? I'd love it. Because you had your own business for a while. You were a private practitioner. That's right. And so you must know about things like, you know.

I would hate when people like a dame would come into my office and say, I think my husband's got cancer. I need you to shadow him to find out. So what, you would, that's the life of a private practitioner? Yeah. I would always say, look, honey, you don't want me to do this. Talk to your husband, figure it out, but you're not going to like what you find out. And then how often would the person actually have cancer?

100%. And how would you find it out? You'd like take pictures of other doctor's offices and the lab results? Yeah, exactly. All right. Sounds like a fascinating job. In any case, we have a businessman coming up after the break, and we're going to be talking to him for the rest of the show. But I would love it if you were to stick around.

Would you really? I really would. Then I would. I value your insights and your wise counsel. It's the first time I'm hearing this. Thank you very much. All right, we're going to come right back. When we come back, we'll have a businessman here,

and Dr. Bill Blondie will be sticking around. I'm Dr. Bill Blondie. That's right. And we'll be right back with more Comedy Bang, Bang, Bang after this. Comedy Bang, bang, bang, we're back here. Did I say my name is Scott Ockerman? I have no idea if I did that in the opening part of the show. But that's who's talking right now.

And to my left, at my left hand, not my right hand man, but certainly my left-hand man. My personal physician, Dr. Bill Blondie, is here. Although I assume you're not my physician any longer. I think that I still am. Yeah, I'd love it if you would take me on... Come to Washington, if you need anything. If you need two aspirin, if you need...

I now have a stash of half aspirants that I use. Oh, okay. Yeah, I can dispense that to people. Okay, oh, I'd love that, yeah. Okay, so we'll... I'll still see you for my checkups. I just have to go to Washington. Oh, by the way, baby aspirin, St. Joseph's baby aspirin, taste so good.

Now it's just candy. Oh, okay. That's great. Yeah, we stop pretending that it's aspirin. Yeah, yeah. It's delicious, though, isn't it? I would eat those by the ham. God, I love it.

It's my favorite movie snack. I pour it my popcorn sometimes. So you get the sweet and the savory right next to each other. So good. All right, we need to get to our next guest. He's a businessman. I believe I've spoken to, I think he's been on the show one time before. They've been on this show one time before?

I'm sorry. I was the first guest ever on this fucking show. The first one of all time in 2009, number one, the first show you ever did. I don't believe so. I believe that was Rob Heubel and Tom Lennon. Nobody would go on this show. Are you singing right now? I beg your part?

It sounded like you were singing for a second. Nobody would go on this show. But it's true. Nobody would, because you don't cross cars. but I was the first one to say I will go on this fucking show and after that people said well hey if Danny says he's okay

because I said I like this kid and if Danny says he's okay people could come and that's what started the whole fucking thing and now he's sitting here 19 years later whatever it's been 20 30 years later I'm so sorry about this trying to tell me I think maybe

we've had this guy on one time but fucking ridiculous I'm sorry but please welcome Danny Mahoney for the second time I guess You didn't even welcome me? You didn't even say my name before I started talking? You kind of interrupted everything. That's fucking insulting.

Say my name before I start talking. Look, it's not a race to say your name before you start talking because I didn't... Apparently not. I didn't expect you to start talking, honestly. It was a little rude. Well, I didn't expect you to not say my name. Scott, just be a man and apologize. Just be a man and apologize.

Why is this so difficult? I don't think it's a manly trait to apologize. It's a humanistic trait, perhaps. Honey, honey, honey, honey. just be a man and apologize look uh Danny is your name

uh why is that a question why are you putting a question because I don't know you I'm the first guest you ever had and I've been here 30 40 times since then I'm a staple of this show what would this show be without me

I I don't know let's find out do you want to leave or what why would I leave come all the way down here oh where are you from come all the way down here where are you from that it's taking you Such a long time to come all the way down here.

I'm living in Torrance. Oh, okay. I apologize then. I'm sorry. I didn't know you were coming in from Torrance. I would have done a little more research as to who you were. But you are a businessman. Is that right?

Of course, I'm a businessman. Businessman, yes. Would you describe to the fine folks out there who have perhaps never heard one of your, I guess, one or two appearances on this show? Oh! What kind of business you're in? Danny Mahoney. this show for a while wasn't it called

Comedy Bang Bang with Scott Arkham and a Danny Mahoney I don't think that it was I understand where the confusion lies it used to be called comedy death ray There you go, that's the problem So yeah we changed it a couple years there was a D in death And there's a D and Danny That's a good point There you go

You know my name My grandfather shortened it at Ellis Island From O Mahoney down to Mahoney Oh okay so you're an Irish gentleman Is that right? There was an opportunity at Ellis Island if anybody wanted to amend their name, this was the time. So they were going around saying, like, you can chop off one letter on either end.

That's the thing. People look back at that time and they think it's racist. And it's what it was was you had a chance. You finally had a chance? Not everybody likes their name. Right. And now you have a chance. And legally, you don't even have to fill about a bunch of paperwork.

No, they just rubber stamped it right there. Yeah, that's right. They had a stamp for every name. Sure. Every possible name. Every possible name. A bunch of monkeys came up with it. They accidentally talked.

Shakespeare at one point. I think one monkey was trying. Yeah, I think he sort of had a copy of Shakespeare's plate words next to the typewriter. One monkey was like, guys, we could get this done in so much less time if we all try our best. What? What kind of monkeys were those? What? What kind of monkeys were they?

Yeah. Reeses macaques. It's pronounced Rhes. Reesies monkeys. Tell me what your business is. Reesies meekies. What you. I first of all, I have.

have a new thing I'm doing, but I'll tell you what the original, because I'm still doing that. Life of the party incorporated. It's very simple. You call me up. You're having a party. Doesn't matter what kind of party is. You call me up and I come and I make myself the life of the party. And then party is a fun party. A lot of people's parties are not fun because there's nobody there that knows how to be fun. I show up. I got a boom box. I'm wearing dance pants. I'm in terrific. The best shape of my life. And we have a good shape of your life right now. This is the best surprise about that. I'm in the shape of my life right now.

I guess I just have a number of it. You're a doctor, aren't you, doctor? I think it looked terrific. See that? What do you do a push-ups? Nope. No, you kidding me. I don't do one push-ups.

Never done a push-ups. What are you to pull-ups? No, I don't. You got to be kidding me. Nope. Wind sprints. I'd never done a wind sprint. I don't even know what one is.

Suicides. Huh? No. Yes, I have attempted suicide multiple times. Oh, that's right. Now I'm sort of remembering you. Well, I would. walked into the ocean with the heaviest coat

commercially available. Yeah, that's right. You went down to the mall. That's correct. And you asked the I guess the salesperson, what is the heaviest coat you have? Which, by the way, I'm going to tell you now, been through a lot of therapy. Better help. Been through a lot of therapy. Now I understand that was a cry for help, but it did not get received.

When you, if somebody, look, if you work at a coat store and somebody comes in and they says, give me the heaviest coat you have, that's a cry for help. That should be legally, you should have to report that to the police. You're a mandatory report. Well, I mean, the problem is I think they probably interpret it is you want to not be cold. Yeah, that may have been an issue with you. Who doesn't want to be cold?

I think you've got to say. That's the whole code industry would disagree. Who's walking around going, I don't want to be cold. Everyone. Who's doing that at a year? At points in their life. Certainly. So you, by the way, you're stripped to the waist right now.

You bet I am. I wanted to mention so you'd never get cold. Do you ever wear a shirt? Of course, I get cold, but I don't walk around going, I don't want to be cold anymore. When it comes, you're ready for it. Yeah, of course. It's bracing. Give it to the cold plunge.

Oh, yeah, I've done a cold plunge. Yeah. What's the cold plunge mean to you? It's good to shock your system. A cold plunge is when you don't have the heat on and your toilet gets stopped up and you got going in there and it's cold 68 degrees sometimes plunge that toilet

sure okay great all right all right hey I do all my own plumbing do you understand me yes I do okay because that can be expensive to call someone in and you're expensive and stupid and a waste of fucking time and money I could do all my own plumbing

might be an MRI machine yeah exactly yeah why don't you just become a plumber instead of this business the life of the party because this business is a great business and I'm uniquely qualified to do it and it's my calling in but I have a toilet in every room in my house every room yes I do my friend so the living room toilet toilet the the dining room dining room kitchen guiding room which one which one do you want to hear about both I guess dining room yep toilet kitchen toilet where's the where's the closet

closet is not a room my friend you pass my test always always always are not rooms but do you have a toilet in them? I have one toilet at the end of the hallway. At the end. Air hockey room, toilet. Here's a surprise. Bathroom? Toilet. Whoa. Whoa. Huge surprise. Huge surprise. Well, you might have thought I don't need one in the bathroom. I could free that space up for other things since I got them all over the rest of the house. That's true. But sometimes you're in the bathroom and you got to use the toilet. That's a good point. That's a good point. What was this born out of why did you go so toilet conscious? Because I said to myself, I know how to put in a toilet. I know where to get a lot of toilets for nothing. Oh, so you had a line on

toilets. And once you pop, you can't stop. That's exactly right. And who wants to say, I'm sitting here. I'm happy. I got to go to the toilet. I got to go. What, I got to walk across the road. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. If you don't have to. If you have to, that's fine. If you don't have to, like you know how to put in a toilet and you know where one is, it's, you don't do it. Yeah, this makes sense to me. Yeah. So you're uniquely qualified to do this business life of the party. You bring a boom box.

As I recall, you also had a pillowcase full of batteries just to make sure. What an asshole. I got a gym bag full of batteries, you asshole. Who would put them in a goddamn pillowcase? You can't walk around with a pillowcase. You can't walk around with a pillowcase. Unless you're at the airport. Like a freak.

And these are all different. People want to know. What are you trick-or-treating in the 70s? Before they had the plastic. buckets that look like pumpkins. All the plastic went into the mask that you couldn't see through. That's right. And these are all different sizes of batteries.

Hey, we're all in our 50s, right? Sure. Wait, have you seen the Dred Zeppelin documentary? Of course I have. What about you, Danny? Dred Zeppelin documentary. I practically financed it. A song of hope?

Yes. Okay, yeah. Okay, we're all under 50s then. So these are different size batteries. Some of them work. Why would they be different? My boom bucks takes 16B batteries. So these are all.

D batteries in your... All D batteries. In your gym bag. I got a gym bag full of deep batteries. But any time one of them doesn't work, you toss it back in the back, as I remember. Not any time, but too many times. If only there was a way to test these batteries, but... Exactly.

Yeah, but there's a... Well, the problem is the only test is when it starts to get all crusty and bleeding. Yeah. When you got one of those batteries... If I got a corroded battery in my gym bag... Oh, corroded. That's a better way. It's out. It's out.

That one definitely gets out. It's out. Yeah, but not until then. Until then, I don't know for sure. It takes so long. If I could just get 16, if I could get 16 batteries that I knew were bad. Right. Because that's what I think I have in that bag full of 50, 60 batteries.

Right. I would pull them all out. What am I going to do? There's no way to test it because your boombox takes 16 of them. Yeah. And if you were to take out one of these batteries, who knows if the other 15 even work. So there's no way to...

It's like trying to figure out a 16 number combination. The only way to do it is to keep doing endless combinations of 16 batteries. As far as I know, it's one of the bains of my entire fucking thing.

I can't get this... I can't figure this out. Take control of your batteries. I can't take control. Well, but the only solution... What? He's doing this. of Bain in Britain. Bain from the

Dark Night Returns? Yeah. I've seen that. Sometimes I get an email from FedEx. You do? Yeah, if I'm getting like a package, it's coming. And it'll say, always in the email says, take control of your delivery. And I always take a Bain. Like Bain's working at FedEx, take control of your delivery. Is that what he said? He said, take control of your city. He said that to who? He said it to Batman.

It's Batman himself. It's not Batman City. He just lives there. He's just a citizen of the city. I know. This is where the plot sort of falls apart. He sort of self-deputized him as a guardian of Gotham. Who self-deputist? What? Batman. Batman. He self-deputized himself as a guardian of gottham. Yeah. What are we going to do with this? I'm pretty sure it's got ham. Like got milk, but ham. I heard you the first time. Yeah. I'm telling you this, though, for the second time. And I'm not listening to you. Do you want to know if I have ham? Do you have ham?

No. Why not? I don't have, I don't like ham. Ham's great at a party. If there's ham, if there's ham, that's fine. I don't carry it around with me. So that's, if I were to hire you to spruce up my party, you would not bring a ham. Not unless they ask to bring a ham. I'll bring a ham. You want me to bring a ham? I'll bring a fucking ham. So upon a request,

you will bring a ham. I, what I normally like to bring is a tray of turkey legs. Like, if you want me to bring or something? I didn't get them from there. Would you bring both? How many legs on the tray? How many legs on the tray? Gee, you know what? I never count. Let me see. Because you got, you put them

fat end to thin you know what I'm saying yeah Scott Scott Scott Scott I'm hoping it's 16 you hope it's how many 16 same number of batteries oh yeah eight well in a full tray yeah full tray yeah we're talking 16 turkey legs I love this

I mean your life seems to revolve around the number 16 why do you say that well you there's 16 batteries in your two things makes a pattern oh I see there are no coincidence Guys, I wish you hadn't pointed that out to me because now the chances that I'm going to accidentally put a turkey leg in my boombox have gone up like 100%. So it is going to happen. 100%.

No, it's no, but it was zero before and now it's 100. If something has a 100% chance of happening, it's going to happen. It doesn't have a 100% chance of happening. The chance of it happening went up 100%. So it's now 99%? Is that what you're saying? I don't know. Could be 2%.

Yeah. Yeah. Or 1. up from zero sure but if it's zero percent it goes up 100 percent then it's still at zero percent

depends what percent of a percent but honey that's that's math talk but we're talking about feel I know we're talking about emotional when you talk about how things feel one is twice the amount of zero it's a good point of course it is that makes perfect sense to me

of course it does well in any case thanks for dropping by it's been great to see you do you imagine that I'm leaving now that sounds like you're saying that I'm leaving Oh, I thought you came here to tell me about your business. I'm here to tell you that I got a new thing going. You got a new job. Really?

To the tune of I want a new drug? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I got a new job. I have what you have. I've always wanted what you have. I mean, if you're talking about psoriasis. I got a what?

Sorriasis. Do you still have that? Are you dealing with the psoriasis? What are you doing for it? You know, the normal stuff. He used to have it. He used to have it. It was all around his eyes.

Okay, yeah. And it made his eyes look further away than they were. Oh, interesting. But I was, I was constantly wearing used goggles. Oh, do you mean further apart or further away? Further away from you? Really? You would look at him and it looked like his eyes were further away than the rest of him.

Oh, shit. Like they're sunken inside of his head? But it didn't look like that? Looked like they were just at a distance. It was like those haunted mansions, you know, busts that the eyes always seem to be following you all the time, except it made my eyes look like they were further. They were like a mile away or something like that? Are they doing busts a great, great comparison? Occasionally, though.

You're doing drug busts at the haunted mansion? They should. They should. They should. Yeah. You ever tweaked and gone on the haunted mansion ride? I don't know what you mean by tweaked, my friend. Have I done speed and done that entire theme park in less than nine minutes?

The entire Disneyland in nine minutes? I've been advocating this as a health professional. I've been advocating this for a long time. Disney will not listen to me. Have a drug day. You know what I mean? They do it. They do it for the gay people.

Why not have a day for the people who are all on drugs? Well, if you've got to have one group. So have a day where you can only get in the park if you're on drugs. And apparently like... No, if you're on drugs. If you do them, you've got to be on drugs. Oh, okay, you can't do them in the park. You got a, but you got a mandatory drug testing to get in.

Yes. Okay. And you better test positive. Okay. And then. Yeah. And don't try to eat a lemon poppy muffin. If you do speed, it makes the rides go faster.

Yeah. Well, you don't have to. Because you don't got to sit in a little fucking car. Oh, see, just run around. Yeah. So you're just like knee deep and it's a small world in water. Doesn't go all the way up. me, Scott.

It looks like it does, but it doesn't really. Yeah, I just run through the ride. And I get to see everything. Peter Pan and everyone. Sure, I'll wave at Peter Pan. You think I won't wave at Peter Pan? I'll wave at Peter Pan. He appreciates it.

Yeah. That's the way to do it. Yeah. Don't fuck around. Like, I got nine minutes to do this whole thing part. It's incredible. I mean, it's an achievement. First, the nine minutes was the issue.

Yeah. And you're like, how am I going to get this accomplished? Right. What was happening in nine minutes? that you had to get to? I had a party. I'd agreed to be to do a party. Oh.

And you double-booked yourself on a day that you were already going to Disney on? I did not double-booked myself. I gave myself nine minutes to do Disneyland and then go to a party. Okay. I'm not double-booked. By the way, Cadbury eggs are not getting smaller, asshole. They make a smaller version. The regular Cadbury egg is the regular size of the same size it's always been.

Okay. You can get a smaller Cadbury egg. I'll take your word for it. I've heard they're small. They're not, some people like them a little bit smaller, Scott. So they are small. Like them smaller. They, because they make a smaller version in addition to the regular size version.

I believe the standardized version is getting small. That is incorrect. And you're in touch with the Cadbury people on this or how to, where's your dip? Can I, can I tell, I'll be the source. Okay. Because that's something I'm very proud of that we're doing this administration. Really? Is we are making a medium Cadbury egg.

So you have the regular size. And you have the smaller version. Then you have the mini eggs, which are a completely different consistency and flavor. I think that you should make the language around fun-sized candy. It's not fun to have a smaller candy. It should be illegal to call it fun size unless it's way bigger, like the size of a novelty check. You're killing children. I'm killing children.

You're killing children. Which children? Any child that you convince that that size is not fun, you're killing them. I don't mean- Murderer, murderer, child murderer. I've been saying that. for years. You have.

I barely know you. What the fuck? Somebody's got to look it up. How many times? Danny Mahoney, been on a comedy death rate podcast. Got to be a thousand times.

Tell you what, why don't we take a break? I'll look it up. I'll look up the stats, okay? We'll figure out how many times you've been on comedy bang, bang,

or whatever it's called. And we'll figure this out, okay? So we need to take a break and then you're going to tell me about your new venture? I don't know. Okay, well,

I'd like you to. And you should apologize to those things. kids. Look, I'm sorry to any children who are listening that I've killed. Do it after the break. Make it good. Okay. All right. We'll be right back before Comedy Bang Bang after this. Comedy Bang Bang. We're back here. We have Dr. Bill Blondie. My personal physician is here with me. And you've been examining me during the break. I have. Or at least you've had your hand in my pants. Oh, so you could tell. Yeah. Oh, I definitely. Yeah. You have cold, clammy hands.

Well, you learned to dance with my hand in your pants. That makes it better. Billy Joel. Did he say that? The entertainer, of course. Oh, the entertainer. Is that the one where he talks about sitting around at home and masturbating? No, it's Captain Jack.

Ah, Captain Jack. That guy loved jerking it. I love Billy Joel. Who's better than Billy Joel? Nobody. Who? At what, though? At sailing a boat?

Sailing a boat? I mean, it's a good point. Driving drunk? He's good at it. He's good. I mean, yeah, he's really, he's one of our best. One of the best. He insisted that one time that he got in a car accident, he was not drunk. Yeah, that he was going through personal problems or something like that.

I don't remember what his excuse was for crashing that car. But whatever it was, it wasn't drink. I just watched four hours of Billy Joel documentary. Got to see it. He looks right into the camera at some point. He says, I've never had any DUI, so fuck you. It was powerful. sounds very gripping Danny Mahoney is here

I like when he's you know the present day he's sitting around the kitchen table with his old bandmates and they all look exactly alike all four of them everybody at the table there's five guys four of them are bald with goatees one guy has hair and you know they hate that guy

how did he escape I like every time he falls in love I never got time he's a hopeless romantic hopeless romantic he writes the most romantic Of course he's going to be a romantic. I kept thinking, this is it. And then, no, he falls in love again.

He also has a vape shaped like a cigar. Oh, is that what he's doing? Good for you. I didn't notice that close. I've got to go back and watch all four hours again. Everybody should vape. Are all vapes cigar shaped in a way? No.

Sometimes a vape is just a vape, Scott. I apologize. I want to say this. I apologize to the dead kids. I apologize to you, Danny Mahoney. I accept your apology. Danny Mahoney, would it surprise you to learn

that you have been on this show three times? What? What are you talking about? This is your fourth appearance. Hold on a second, dear. You said a thousand times. That's what I honestly believe it is.

And you were a little upset when I said two, which is not that far off from three. It's actually pretty far off if you think about it, percentage-wise. That's a good point. Three is 300% more than two. I don't believe so, but it's 50% more. but a thousand is practical the bridge between three and a thousand is smaller than from three to two

in the sense of how what proportion especially if you're looking at it a macro sense if you need if you need three breaths or you're going to die and you only get two it's a long way away from that their breath oh good point but if you get a thousand breaths like you're already good the journey of a lifetime begins with a thousand breaths wow that's true um in any case you also were on the television show you and i have what television show Oh, I did a comedy bang bang television show. Oh, okay. You had to join SAG for it, right?

You were a must join. Yeah, it was a must join at that point because I had done some demo commercials. Demonstration commercials. In-house, winbacks. Whose house? My house. Run's house. Yeah.

It was in Blondie's house. That's right. I was a must join. I had to bring a check for $1,200 on a shag. Was it worth it? Doing my show? Yeah, actually, it was. Okay, great.

I got a lot of business, as a matter of fact. Okay. I got a lot of business. I got a lot of emails from people. Great. Telling me how I should solve my battery problem. A lot of emails from assholes. And I think I saw you on a Grey's Anatomy.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I did a graze. Sure, I did a graze. Were you a patient or a doctor? I was a patient and a guy who was like, but I was a patient because I says, I'm not taking off my clothes. I'm not getting one of these fucking hospital gowns. I'm not lined out.

in a fucking bed. I'm not going to be fucking sick. I'm not going to be a guy who that's injured or who's dying or any of this bullshit. This sounds like they just approached you to be on the show. And you laid down the rule. It was not like you got cast. They did show. They approached me.

Just from being on my show. They saw you on that. Yeah. Grace came to me. Wow. And I said, so what they made me is I'm a guy who's like signing papers to go home. Okay.

That works. You were a patient, but you were signing yourself out. Against medical advice? Oh, maybe. That wasn't part of it, but you could say that in your hands. It was real quick scene. Yeah, any lines? I didn't have any lines.

I didn't need any lines. You knew what was going on when you said. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the camera passes you. You're signing papers. Did we get a look at your face, or was it from the back? If you know what I look like, you know it was me. It sounds to me like you were a background art.

What did you call it? A background artist or extra perhaps? Yeah, background artist. I like that. That's what I was. That's okay, great. I'm glad you like it. That's what I was.

I watch every medical theme show to see if they'll mention me by name. Oh, of course. You think they might mention you just because you're a doctor, because you're in the biz. Because I'm a real doctor. I'm hoping it'll come up. Of course, I've heard them say the word bill. Sure. But like, when are you going to pay your bill?

That's a big part of these doctors shows. Or there's people. name bill that I think is that based on me yeah but uh I've heard them say blondie very infrequently right yeah never in reference to me usually in in reference to like a pretty blonde nurse or something like that no it's the it's the butterscotch brownies okay so hey would you like part of my blonde you would be you would be very surprised how often show it on a long blondeies the food come up on every medical trauma try me you think I'd be very surprised try me how about the pit

The pit? Twice. Okay. I'm surprised, honestly. I'm very surprised. Hit me again. How about on Scrubs? 107 times. And they, I mean, that's as many episodes.

One of those was a Blondie referring to here. Oh, wow. I'm going to go way back on you. I'm going to go way back on you, Blondie Marcus, well, B.M.D. Four times. Okay. Trapper John, MD. Four times.

Okay. Quincey. Oh, Quincy, M. He's a medical examiner. there was one person who died they were murdered by having a blondie shoved out their throat I'm not surprised by that me ask you something yeah

if okay you're a doctor what do they call it what a doctor wears lap coat or like those pajamas fancy pajamas scrubs yeah oh scrubs hey that's why they called the show that hey I just got that that's funny it is I mean I guess it's funny but they were also scrubs in a pejorative way the characters themselves

because they were in the TLC manner They were young, you know, dumb-dums just starting out. That's what you call a scrub? I never called anybody a scrub of my fucking life. If they're a dumb-dum, I'll call them a dumb-dum. I'll say it to their face. You're a straight shooter as well. Yes, that's exactly.

If you're a mean doctor, you know, you want to toughen these kids up. You call them ladies all the time. Ladies. All right. What is it? Scrubs. Scrubs. You're a doctor.

Let's say you have a set of scrubs that says Gray's anatomy on it. But you're a doctor and you're working in a hospital. and a patient is in there and his patient is talking to you do you want that patient to say oh what's up doing how'd you get the thing why do you have it scrubs that say gray's anatomy on it

do you want them to ask that question did you get did you take your costume home why are you asking us about well no the name of the hospital was not gray's anatomy I did but the Ellen Pompeo's name and the show is gray

was this a crew gift I don't know what I'm telling you is my doctor has scrubs that say gray's anatomy and i never ask him about it i don't think he's am i supposed to it could be it could be now here's the thing scott honey you don't know everything about medicine it could have been a gift from gray's anatomy because if they if a medical show does mention your full name they will always send you a gift of some kind oh that's why you're watching these shows trying to see if i'm going to hold them to it okay oh interesting it wouldn't be that hard

to mention your name just like oh i'm going to refer you to uh A specialist, Dr. Bill Blondie. Yeah, you preach on the choir here. You hate to do that. I've submitted that in writing to every medical show. It would be very easy if. Now let me ask you this. Okay.

If you are, let's say whatever, you're on a set of a television show, whatever it is. Hawaii 5-0. Fine. Maxim P.I. It could be that. Other Hawaii-based shows. The Brady Bunch that one time. This didn't happen in Hawaii, guys.

Jesus. So are we to exclude Hawaii? Oh, yeah, take Hawaii out of it. So no Sanford and Son. That wasn't in Hawaii. They went to Hawaii. Gilligan's Island, I think. One of their specials.

Yeah, of course, Gilligan's Island went to Hawaii. Why did Sanford and Son go to Hawaii? For vacation. Friends Ever doesn't deserve vacation? Would they ever on family feud? That's what I'm asking you. That's a great question. That's a great question.

I don't know. Look it up, Scotty. Oh, sure. Come on, honey. You're a background artist, whatever you're doing, you're on a set. They say, you've got a half hour for lunch. You're not hungry. You go for a walk.

You walk through a property department, okay? And you stumble upon an area that's shelves and shelves of toilets. Shelds and shelves. Wait, this is how you got all your toilets is... I'm asking you a hypothetical question. They're prop toilets? Hypothetical. This same thing.

I don't know. Toilets and toilets, my friend. I don't know if they're... designed to work with the same way that a normal toilet does. Would they seem to be just fine in this hypothetical? Do you think the prop department is building toilets? Like, okay, we

need a toilet in this scene. Let's get the paper machet out. They're probably No, they're buying regular toilets. I think they just take a block of styrofoam and then Michelangelo style. They carve away what doesn't look like a toilet. Yeah. Anyway, this is my question.

You could take those, right? it sounds like you did it sounds like that yeah they're very here's what I've noticed in the few uh film television sets I've been on is that they're very protective of the things that are there

they don't want you to take them and even if you ask nicely they will still say no and then eventually they will start to get upset but what if your logic is you're serving lunch I'm not hungry I didn't eat your lunch

so I saved you money on my lunch and therefore I guess it would depend on what the lunch is how expensive the catering is how inexpensive the toilets are what they bought them for did they buy them in bulk can you see this is this is what's so disgusting

about where we are in America right now people are spending money on a single meal equivalent to the cost of a toilet it's something but not just one toilet 13 toilets no one two three four six 16 toilets You have 16 toilets in your house? And what do you get?

Another day older. But wait, Dr. Blondy, he's 16 toilets. This guy has a thing with 16. I didn't even catch that. This is like that movie,

the number 16. Yeah. I think it was the number 23. But if it were called the number 16. Yeah. And it was about 16. Instead of 23. Instead of 23.

Yeah. Are you guys whispering to each other? Oh, yeah. We're whispering to each other. We have a doctor. It's very suspicious behavior. Is Dr. Patient Confidentiality? Oh, okay.

By the way, I did want to say the relationship between Fred and Lamont Sanford on Sanford and Son was characterized by a comedic, often contentious family feud. So they were on Family Feud. So you're right. It was the original family feud. Congratulations. That's why they got the idea. Oh, yeah, we already went through the scenario. What scenario?

The non-Hawaii television. television shows. Yeah. So you were, what you're talking about. So you were hired as a background artist on Gray's Anatomy. I've never worked in Hawaii. I'll tell you that right now. Okay. As a background actor or as an actor or as an advocate, never worked. I never did anything in Hawaii. You've never even been. Uh, have I been to Hawaii? No. You know what? I've never been in Hawaii. You ought to go. Really? Got to go. It's like going to another country, but your phone still works fine and that's the same money. Why does your phone work fine? Because it's part of America. I don't get that at all

It's the 50th state or the 49th at the very least Yeah but why did your phone work there Here's what I'm saying let's say Let's say we see Let's say things have gone a different way And we says Iraq You're part of America now you're a 51st state Okay

Which we should have fucking done I don't know about that I think that we were kind of interrupting What was going on there I should have fucking made it a 51st thing. All right. Would our phones work just fine over there? And if so, why?

I mean, our phones might work fine over there. You just have to... You got a bit of roaming. Yeah, roaming charges. That's what it is. There's no roaming in Hawaii? No. That doesn't make any fucking sense to me.

It's true. I mean, I know it doesn't make any sense. It feels so far away. And yet when you step off the plane, suddenly like you're full bars, then you're not paying any extra phone. But honey, honey, honey, be happy about it. I'm not happy about it.

Well, you should be. No, because if it can be, if it cannot be roaming there, is my point. It cannot be roaming everywhere. It's so far away. Roaming is bullshit, it turns out. That's exactly right. Do you think that we should be one country? The entire earth should just be one country.

On my phone. In my phone bill. All right. Okay. So one world government phone-wise. one world that's beautiful yeah yeah they say they say one world is enough for all of us sure sting once talked about this but um they say a one world government that is the prelude to uh the antigrist have you know coming around i don't know if you have any thoughts on that wait do they say that

they do yeah like when when when all countries become one and it's one government then the antichrist why no idea i mean it's just one of those theories they have sounds like a bad time to come. Like, I would come when everybody's all disorganized. Fighting together. Yeah. That would be a great time for an antichrist. Yeah, but on the other hand, on the other hand.

All you got to do is take out one guy, the top dog of the whole planet government, and now you're in charge. But we don't know that there's just one. Well, instead of just going like hodgepodge. Could be a council, you know what I mean. Yeah. What? It could be a council? I don't think. I'm saying if it's

one government, you've got one top dog. Yeah. When they're talking about, they're not talking about a council. Here's what's fun to think about. So we think about the Antichrist coming. We think that it's going to be like how we are now, right? But honestly, imagine if it's the far future, right? And everybody's looking, they're wearing weird clothes and shit. Hoverboards and stuff.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Jet Pax and the big... Red balls. There's red balls. Precogs. And then the Antichrist shows up. Precog crime. Oh, okay.

The Antichrist shows up. And everybody's like, what? No, you're from old times. This is the future. What's scared of you? You don't matter anymore. What I'm scared of you? I mean, yeah, I mean, the Antichrist.

We're flying cars. What are you doing, Antichrist? Get out of here. Antichrist is pretty scary in olden times, certainly. Scared the shit out of people. And they read the book of Revelation. They're like, oh, boy, I don't want that to happen. Yeah.

Yeah. Keep me out of that lake of fire. Yeah. Even in the 20s, people, you know, still pretty afraid of it. all the way up to the 50s and 60s, maybe the early 70s. But now it's like, we're in the future. You're saying nobody's afraid of the anti-gris anyone. I don't think so.

I think there's still some people that are. Danny Mahoney, any thoughts on this? I think there's a lot of people out there that's afraid of the Antichrist. And let me tell you, they ought to be. Why? What do you know about this figure? Some would say mythical figure. Like Bigfoot.

I'm just saying. Or Nessig. I'm just saying, there's another hypothetical, like the toilets one. Let's imagine you wander into the ocean in the heaviest commercially available coat. Do they, are there heavier coats that are not commercially available? Industrial. Yeah, sure, sure, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But they don't sell those things. You know, you got to have a license. They're very dangerous. Very dangerous. Yeah. But the heaviest commercially available coat is pretty fucking heavy. so I'm in that I'm in that coat I'm in the ocean or no someone is yeah this is a hypothetically someone might be in the ocean at some point with a heavy coat okay and you're

and you're walking along the ocean floor you're walking past old cars and tires why are you walking because you got a heavy coat on keeping you down to the bottom what what was the verb was going in there with a coat on oh to kill yourself right now you're taking a stroll Well, you're waiting to die. What else you're going to do? You're not going to open your eyes? No, you're going to be looking at like the scoop diver guy with the bubbles floating up.

That's what they got down there. I guess I guess I just figured by the time you're doing that, you're interested in doing anything anymore. Oh, well, you're wrong. Also, I'm assuming these people have done what Tom Cruise did for that Mission Impossible movie and learned how to hold their breath for six minutes underwater. Bullshit. Yeah.

Get out of here. So much that they had to change the script because originally it was, was four or something and then he learned how to do it even longer though like i would have kept it at four they did they just did a find and replace i would have been ready for six but kept it four i know for a fact tom cruise has never done one stunt himself what no come on i know for a fact he was hanging off that airplane in the last one that wasn't an airplane and it wasn't him and it wasn't a movie this is what i watched it you think you did this is a bold claim doll not one stunt ever that's not him on the motorcycle he can't sit out of motorcycle i know for a fact why what's

going on with his rum has a that's the problem he's got a butt problem he's got a butt problem okay all right he can't sit on a microphone wow what did i say is the opposite of a potsey he said microphone just now that's fine you're walking along the bottom of the ocean sure you pass a wreck of an old spanish ship yeah the galleon huh galleon sure okay whatever A lot of water. You realize to yourself, oh, I've made a terrible mistake. Yeah.

Wait a minute. I could start a whole new business. I could start a beautiful business where I make people's lives wonderful by having to be in the life of the party. If only I could get to the surface, if I could somehow get myself to the surface and start this business,

I would change the world. And imagine then that you come face to face with an entity, something under the water. It's not an animal. it's kind of goat-like. It has goat-like features, but it's boiling the water around it.

And a smell of sulfur pervades the water all around you. Okay. And this entity says to you, I will take off your coat if you will serve me. I'm just saying. And then you're just saying. I'm just saying it. Imagine if you then said, yes.

And then it took off. your coat and you swam to the surface okay okay I would say maybe you're hallucinating or maybe it's you're seeing an Ursula type figure down there who lives under the sea probably honey honey she doesn't look like a goat come on she very much looks like an octopus sexy octopus oh that was interesting big tatties everybody's got a type okay in any case This, this, it's a hypothetical situation. It may never happen any of us. Oh, you're probably right.

That person was just hallucinating. Yeah, that's right. Hmm, okay. Hey, Danny, um, it, this is reminding me, though, when you talk about your old business, that we haven't talked about your new business. What exactly? What exactly is this new business? Oh, but we have.

I've slipped it in here and there around the edges. Hmm. I host a new podcast. And I'm not, wait, you're a podcaster? Yeah, of course. and I'm not the only one doing this He actually did mention that I did yeah of course

Oh okay Yeah A lot of people do this podcast That's why it's a great idea And it takes no work I just take things off the internet And talk about them It's called am I the asshole

With Danny Mahoney Do you know these am I the assholes? Yeah we've talked about them On one of my other shows People don't know how to behave They have to write into the internet to say, can I do it? Here's what I heard. Here's what I heard. A lot of those are true. They feel true. 99% of them are true is what I heard. Yeah. That's the secret. They don't want

you to know. Please don't spoil it for anybody. Anyway, that's what's great. It's my, I go on the internet. I find these things. I go in, I talk about it. It's easy. Takes me, I too. I'm in and out of this podcast in under nine minutes. Okay. And you're like the arbiter of whether these people are assholes or not? And where do you usually come down? What side of the issue? That's all different. Sometimes it's asshole. Sometimes it's not asshole. A lot of the time it's the person asking the question is and sometimes it's the person

that's talking about is asshole. Sometimes it's somebody that's not even involved in this particular story turns out to be the assholes. Catching straight. That's intriguing. And you say it's a nine minute podcast? Yeah. Well, I can get in and out of there. You're doing an hour but it's on speed so you just have

to slow it down in post. Right. You should listen to it at one-ninth the speed. And then you can have an hour-long podcast. Put that on your player. But I'm doing it nine. Wow. Getting in and out of there. Is this?

Are you the solo host? You have other people there? Sometimes I bring in friends of mine. We have a panel discussion. What friends? I don't know what about it. I got friends. Like who?

I know you do. I just, I've never talked about your personal. wife. I got a friend name. I haven't either for the record. Okay. What? You haven't talked to me about my personal. No, I haven't. We just made it for the first fucking time, as far as I know. Hey, let's, let's take it easy. I'm taking it easy. You don't sound like you're taking it easy. How do you? What does it sound like to take it? Okay. That actually sounds better. Yeah, I prefer. You sounded like that. That guy sounds great. I'm just saying we, you know, I'm sure you do have friends. Maybe we have some mutuals that, you know.

Oh, yeah? Yeah. I got a friend named Slippery Mike. I don't think I know a slippery mic. Okay. Maybe I do? I don't know. I don't know if you do or not. Okay. So what other friends do you?

I got a friend named Cactus Tony. Cactus Tony kind of rings a bell. Does he wear like snake skin? Yeah, actually he does. Did he work in the arc light? Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right. I got a friend named Tennessee Mountain Landis, Jr.

This guy sounds familiar to me, too. I think we may have been talking about him earlier I don't know I think he's a third actually He's the third Okay So you have a regular posse Yeah I got a regular posse full of guys Yeah that's right

That's great Yeah I got a guy named Don DeMello That guy I definitely know Oh yeah Yeah yeah It's one of my buddies Worked at the Pasadena story time

Playhouse or something like that I don't know. So I'm so sorry. Kennesaw Mountain Landis. Oh, that's not the guy I know. You know Tennessee. I know Tennessee Mountain Landis, the third. The third.

He was the first commissioner of baseball. What? Not the guy you know. Oh, okay. What does the guy you know? What does he do? He doesn't fucking hardly does anything as far as I know. He'll wash your tires.

Just the tires? Yeah, he doesn't want to. He's not a body guy. No, he's got, I don't know what he has, but it's only for tires. Oh. But he'll wash your tires. Why are you like in a squeeze bottle? Okay.

He's got like a turkey baster. You know what it's like is? Like, um, but they have, the plastic thing, you'll, you'll have ketchup and mustard in. And the ketchup and mustard bottles? Yeah, yeah, yeah, but the plastic ones. Yeah, you squeeze it, you squeeze it out. And he squeezes it on tires? Yeah.

Does he apply a rag to it at all? He's got, he always, this guy always wears a long sleeve. shirt. You never see this guy in short sleeves. It's interesting. I've asked him, what are you hiding under there, you asshole? He won't tell me. I mean, he'd catch more flies with honey.

If that's how you're asking about it. I don't blame him. What am I supposed to say? What do you have got it? I like this guy. This guy's great. Have you ever thought about a personality transplant? What a lovable guy.

What a lovable guy. What are you talking about? I mean, there might be a reason that you've only been on the show three times. You think it's been a... Check that again, please. Check that again, please. Yep, three times. How could that be?

Really, how could that be? And it looks like two of the times were just cameos. Does that I feel to you like I've been on like... I feel... Maybe not a thousand, but like... It feels like ten. Hundreds of times. Yeah.

I'm surprised. I'm confused. surprised as hell, but I feel great. What I'm saying is your personality might be part of the issue. Why we're not rebooking you? My personality? That's exactly what I said. And when I say that,

I mean everything about you is obnoxious and irritating. That's factually incorrect. You think it's not factual? I know for a fact that I have a wonderful personality, a sparkling personality. I'm a wonderful conversationalist. Okay, let's try to have a conversation.

Oh, yay. That's what I... Okay. Let's do. it. Dr. Blondie and I will pretend we're at a party together and you come up to us and have a conversation. Great. Okay. The fuck are you guys doing? Did you? We didn't even get to start. All he said was, did you?

Oh, you're having a conversation? This is a part of the issue. No, I get it now. I get it now. The two of you are going to talk and I'm going to and I'm going to come up. Yeah, exactly. Okay. Here we go. Okay. Yes, I can get you more cocaine. Okay, because I'm really running well. I know. The foot must be killing you. Thank you. Yes.

Excuse me. Oh. Hello. First of all, fuck you. Where are you getting that cocaine from? Because it is against the laws. And if you're breaking the laws walking around like the laws don't apply to you,

then you deserve what's coming. Asshole. Dear, I'm a doctor. So it's medicinal cocaine. It's 100% pure. Uncut. It is beautiful. Dr. Blondie offered it to my wife when she had a nose bleed recently.

That's the worst thing for a nosebleed. You think that you think that because you're not a doctor. I am a fucking doctor. Wait, are you really? Yeah. Where'd you go? All right. This is one thing I sometimes do.

To win an argument, I'll make up anything. But how often are you called on the fact that you're... Well, let's play it out. Let's play it out. I am a fucking doctor. Oh, where'd you go to medical school? Yeah, where did I go to medical school? Where did you go to fucking medical school?

I went to tough. Same with me. What year did you graduate? 1872. Yeah, I was there earlier than that. I came before you, but when the teachers was good. What year? What did you say again?

I said I graduated 72. I was there and I graduated 68. I also said I was in by 50. Hey, I think you're lying. In fact, I think you're both lying. Wait, has this ever happened where people call you on a lie and you figure out the other person is lying as well? Cards on the table. This is embarrassing.

It came out this way. What? I didn't go to Tufts Medical School. What? I did not graduate in 1872. What? Where did you go to school? I took an online course to become a doctor.

No. How long did it take you? I think like 70 minutes for the whole thing. I could have done it nine. You probably could have. I mean, this is surprising to me, Dr. Blondie, because you've kind of told me you're a real doctor. Honey, honey, honey. I'm a real doctor.

I have a medical license. Okay. Okay. I guess I never inspected the... I'm not a surgeon. You know what I mean? I'm not a surgeon. What kind of a doctor, are you?

I'm a general practitioner, okay. Okay. So I look at you and I say something's rotten in there. You got to go to this other guy. He's going to cut it out of you. Right. That's what I do. Right.

Okay. Okay. You've never said anything is wrong with me. Well, I did say that your foot need more cocaine. Yeah, that's true. Have I... Was I supposed to be wrong? rubbing the cocaine on the foot or just taking it?

Both. Oh, okay, great. Yeah, I've been doing both. You've been doing both. Yeah, exactly. Here's what you do. You rub it on your foot. Uh-huh.

Then you rub the excess on your gums. Sure. I would wash it. I would wash your foot first. Medical grain, yeah. Medical grade. We were very surprised when Dr. Blondy offered it to us for just a simple noseblee. This is David Brenner quality cocaine.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. It's good shit. Oh, you know your stuff. Oh, yeah, I do. So this podcast is going well. Oh, yeah. Which one? The one we're on now?

It's going fine. This one's going great, but I mean, the podcast that you're hosting. Well, how do you know if a podcast is going well? Well, I'm just throwing it out there and wondering if you'll respond. Yes, it's going well. Oh, yes, it's going well. Yeah, it's going very well. It's on the top three. Of what? Yeah, all of them from Apple's podcast. And, you know, it's me. Call her daddy. Okay. I mean, that algorithm is weighted towards, you know, new podcast. You'll probably slip down after the first couple of weeks.

Oh, is that what you tell yourself? I'm beating you, aren't I? It's me call her daddy and the other guy, the guy, and now. Joe Rogan, is that here you're talking about or Mark Marin? Oh, but yeah. No such thing as a fish. No such thing as a fish. Yeah, that's what it is.

By the way, Mark Marin's stepping down. Have you ever thought maybe you could be the new host of WTF? Yeah, my people have been in touch. Who are your people? I got a, well, a slippery mic. Oh, okay. Cactus Tony. Yeah, okay, yeah, I wouldn't want to cross those guys.

Who would be Tennessee Mountain Land is the third? Who would be your dream guest if you were to take over? What the fuck? My dream guest, if I was to take over. That's what it stands for, by the way. W.T. fuck would be if you could ever get Barack Obama. He'd never do it. But if you could ever get Barack Obama.

Actually, he, he, and he did that podcast. one of the only podcasts. Oh, no, I'm not talking about that Barack Obama. You're talking about the president of Barack Obama? Oh, I'm talking about the, yeah, which Barack Obama do you? I'm talking about a different Barack Obama. Oh, such a unique name. Oh, I know a guy named Barack Obama.

You're not talking about Barack Hussein Obama. I'm talking about a guy I know named Barack Insane Obama. He's insane in the Hussein. Yeah. Wow. So this is a totally different guy. Totally different guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's one of my crew.

I got to meet him. Oh, he'd be great. I can't get him on a podcast very often because he's one of those guys with a metal detector on the beach. Oh, okay. You can't tear him away from it. Well, he's got certain theories

about when he has to be there according to the tides and all this shit and never seems to line up. With podcast schedules. I guess. Yeah, but Barack and St. Obama, if you've ever seen him. If you hear him on a podcast, you're lucky.

He'd be my number one guest because I don't know. I'd love to hear some of the shit he finds out there in a beach. So he's never told you But he's a friend of yours But he's never told you But he's never told you about

Any of the stuff he's found He says Have me on your podcast And I'll tell you And then you offer him a date And then it never works out It never works out I understand

Well it sounds like it is going great It is going great Thank you very much It sounds that way Because it is Yeah Yeah fantastic Well I wish you the best of luck

We haven't even done it yet You haven't even You haven't even reported an episode yet Well we do it No Okay well I don't know How you're number three in the top three if you haven't even recorded

yet. Okay. Okay. Because Call it that is definitely recorded episodes. They have done some already? Yeah. I've planned it out. I have it all planned out. I've done it in my head so many times. That's half the battle right there. That's just as good as doing it sometimes, I think. Yeah. Yeah. Can I take some of this stuff like this microphone and these headphones?

These are not toilets. You can't just take what's... I know they're not toilets. I know what a toilet's... Do you know these are not toilets? I get 16th. Scottie, I feel like you're establishing it is okay to take toilets when it's not. I'm sorry, but it's not a toilet-type situation in your mind, at least. It is a toilet-type situation in my mind. All the time.

24-7. It's a toilet situation in your mind. Well, guys, I'm afraid we have talked about your podcast, and we are running out of time, unfortunately. We only really have time for one final. Time to do what you rather. Yeah. Oh. Oh, if only.

We only have time for one final feature on the show. That is, of course, a little something called plugs. Scotty has a podcast. It's a pod. There's lots of interesting guests. What a pod. The guests are all not talking. Number what?

Promoting what they're hawking. It's a plug. There's really only one thing left to do. Open the plug. Hey, plug bag, talk about your new shows. Hey, plug bag, it's not time to close. Plug bag, you better have a CBB bum for us. Hey, plug bag, is just going too long.

Hey, plug bag, it's like a whole song. Plug bag, you better open up for us right now. Hey, that was Plug. Birdbag by Bino G. Funk and the Beverly Others. Can I say, the timing of this is going too long was immaculate. Right on the money. Right exactly when you were thinking, this is going too long. I thought it was about two minutes late.

Whoa. It's about two minutes late. 52 second song there. Okay. Danny Mahoney. Yeah, it should have never, it should have, yeah. Okay. You know what I mean?

The reviews are in. All right, what do we plug in? Dr. Billy, I beg your partner. You can call me, Billy. Okay, Billy. Come on. I feel like we're not just doctor and patient, but we're also friends and family. I feel like we're

none of those things, but that's interesting. Then don't call me Billy. Okay, Dr. Blondie. You can't call me Billy if you can't return my texts. You text too often, I have to say. You're a frequent textor. It's fun, though. It's fun. I mean, it's fun to send, not so much to receive because, you know, I don't silence my phone. Well, I never thought about that. That it could be fun to send, but not fun to receive.

Yeah. You really opened up something for me. Good. Okay. Thank you, baby. Okay. No problem. Now, do you have anything to plug? Yeah, I would like to plug, of course, medicinal cocaine. Sure. If you can get it. Get it. Yeah, I feel so bad we turned it down that one time. I also, yeah, that was, what were you thinking? Well, I was thinking we have a baby at home and we can't just be doing cocaine. Give some to the baby. It's medical I know 100% pure Babies are medical

Yeah I like to plug Varietopia with Paul Lev Tompkins Great Variety show Oh yeah I've heard of the show This is over the lodge room In Los Angeles right

Is it live streamed as well They also live stream it That's right So that's Sunday September 21st 7 p.m. Pacific Be there in person Live stream it Also

Before you know It's going to be October And that show that, that, uh, that, you know,

in October, I changed my nameplate on my door to Dr. Bill Bouldy. Booty? Yeah. Why not Dr. Bill body or something, you know.

I don't get it. Okay. October, Varietopia goes back out on the road, uh, going to, um, you know,

fucking places. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I bet I could look this up while you talk. Go to Varietta Tobia.com for all the tickets, but Louisville, Kentucky's in there.

Overland Park, Kansas, of course. It's a stop. Oh, you have to play Overlark Park. Overland Park. Come on. A little respect. Dr. Kilbondie. For Halloween. Dr. Kilbondie. Yeah, instead of Bill Blondie.

Dr. Bill Kilblondie? I don't get it. Yeah, never mind. Like, I'm also Irish for Halloween? Looks to me as if you're going to Charleston, Overland Park. Charleston, South Carolina, St. Louisville M.O. And Louisville. That's my

M.O. Louisville, Kai. I can't be there, obviously, because I don't live there in any of those places. But, hey, Paula Tompkins will be there. That's right. You should go to see that show. It's magnificent. Varietopia.com. Friotopia.com. Now, Danny Mahoney, you want to plug your podcast, obviously. I also want to plug my new personality.

It's been in Philadelphia all the time. This is not the same. That's not the same guy. Why was it different? You're adding some English to it You're trying to make them less likable You were so likable before No, it's getting worse You're making fun of it now

This is exactly what I was doing before We don't like That's what you guys like No That's what you like You like that In any case Your podcast has

Is yet to come out Do you know of any other podcasts Out there that you enjoy? Podcasts yet to come You could go to patreon.com slash Andy Daily and have podcasts in your face like that. Yeah. It's as easy as that. Right in your fucking face.

I want to plug, I have nothing going on other than... Good for you. Astonishing Spider-Man is no longer happening. But hey, if you liked it, write to Marvel and say you want to continue or you want a printed version of it. That would be nice. And head over to CBB World if you're in the mood for podcast in your face. We have some great ones over there.

We have The Neighborhood Listen is over there. We have College Town. We have Scott hasn't seen the aforementioned Scott hasn't seen, which you need to come on, Dr. Blondie, and watch. What was it? You wouldn't tell me what the show was. What was it? What movie were we talking about, though? I don't fucking.

Scott, damn it. Come on. Sliped right through my fingers. Also, don't say you got nothing going on. How about that cholesterol? Oh, yeah. Well, I have high cholesterol. Yeah, it's a nightmare.

Yeah. You got that going on. Yeah. And you've prescribed no cure for it or not even cure, just some sort of way to treat it at all. Yeah, cocaine. Okay. I don't hold it that. Okay.

In any case, it can't hurt. If, while you're over there at CBB World, we're giving away free cocaine over there. If you click on the right button. Not medical, though. Not medical grade. No, this has been cut down. It's been stomped on. Laxative.

Yeah. Yeah. And anyway, anyway, head over to the same. CBB World, you get the entire archive of comedy bang bang, including the three episodes that Danny Mahoney were on, apparently. Check that again, please. Okay, I'll check it one more time. Yep, three. And you get new episodes ad free, all of that and more. Head over to Comedy Bang Bang World or CBB World. All right, let's close up the old plug bag.

Please don't close in a theme room And you are alive Sonic to Headstock is a video game character He doesn't have big gnatty Oh, Jesus All right, that was plug and learn Parentheses theme of plugback adventure And parentheses by Vindo

Thank you to Vindo And if you have any plugs themes Head over to CBBWorld.com slash plugs You'll find everything you need over there To do remixes and to upload your songs And guys, I want to thank you so much First of all, Dr. Blondie, what a surprise you were here, but I love hanging out with you. I love you, Dr. Blondie.

And you know what? I'm not used to saying that to my, just my friends. I don't, me too. Same. But I love you. I want to, let's just tear down this toxic masculinity. Exactly. We're two bros and we can say, I love you.

I love you and I like you as well. Same. Same. Is that diminished it if I just say same? No. I like it. You can say ditto or whatever. Do people still know what dittos are?

From ghost. Sure. And then Danny Mahoney. I'd like to build back up this toxic masculinity. It's back. And hail Satan. Okay. Now, what an unusual choice to end the show on to say hail Satan?

It's very strange. Oh, did I say that? You did? Yeah, quite clearly into the microphone. I didn't do that on purpose. Oh, okay. So, all right. This must have been a slip at the tongue then.

Yeah, yeah. It surely has nothing to do with you being rescued by an underwater antichrist. No, but build the one world government and hell's sake. Hey, it's good enough for me. All right, we'll see you next week. Thanks. Bye.