Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - The Monk Chunk (Mike Hanford, Ele Woods, Fran Gillespie)

Episode Date: August 18, 2025

This week, celebrity chef Adjacent Mantzoukas returns to update Scott about his bike tours, Spider-Man movie, and his new marriage. Then, Scott gets a surprise visit from the heiress to the Gardetto snack mix fortune, Signey Gardetto. Finally, the future First Lady of Texas, Tinky Clydesdale, drops in to reveal all of her secrets. Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/cbb 

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Just getting around to it. Hope you're still alive, Bill Haley in the Fuck Comets. And I hope you are receiving the thrill to hear your catchphrase submission on the air here. Unfortunately, it's not going to stick. But welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another week. My name is Scott Ackerman, the host of comedy bang bang

I have been the host ever since episode I'm trying to think episode one actually I've been the host of this show I don't exactly know what that song is but it's tickling a little itch in my brain

that da da da da da da da da da da that's the song I wrote for that movie that's me John Williams John Williams and you're for the movie Phantom menace Phantom men George Lucas came to me

and he said John and I said what and he said would you please write me another one of those great space songs. Space songs is the genre. It's so nice to meet you, John Williams. Have you been hanging around because of the Hollywood Bowl?

You seem to be there every year, even though you're like 120 years old. I do love to see the I saw the King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard show the other night. I guess I meant the shows that you're participating in. Oh, I love those shows. Oh, you love those shows. Not so much to the ones that you don't participate in. But you still go. Still go. I've got season tickets.

Oh, okay. Wonderful. Would you mind if I get out of here? My car is right. I actually would prefer you get the fuck out of here. My boy. All right. As we said, growing up in the city. Yes. Tudaloo. Oh, Tudaloo. Okay. Hmm. Wow. He propelled himself forward through his farts. Amazing. So, I mean, this is what happens on Comedy Bang Bang. It's an open door policy. Anything can happen. Although we do know a couple of things are going to happen here today. Coming up a little later on the show. We have the possible future first lady of a state. That's very exciting. So we'll be getting into politics, I would guess, you know, what's going on with perhaps redistricting and gerrymandering, all sorts of stuff going on in the world of local politics these days. And why don't we get to our first guest, though?

He's been on the show many times before. He is a celebrity chef. Scott, how are you doing? I haven't said your name yet. So it's time to be a celebrity chef. It's close. Very close. Not really.

Go ahead. Now, I'll let you do your thing. You got to do it. Okay, I'm going to do it. Please welcome back to the show adjacent Manzukas. Can I talk now? You certainly. God, Scott, it's great to be here.

It's wonderful to see you at Jason Manzucas. I wanted to ask you this. I was thinking about this in the car right here. How the hell have you been? Thank you so much for thinking of that. Because no one ever asked you that. No one does ask me that. I've been fair to medium.

Thank you so much. Not unlike the grills I've been cooking out back in my backyard Those are fair to medium as well Or the temperatures on the stakes that you're The temperature is fair to medium Uh-huh, uh-huh I don't think fair as a temperature

I got this whole new system on grill A little plug, I watch grilling with the Zooks on YouTube. Grilling with the Zooks is your YouTube show Right You, by the way, for people who have never heard you before Your name is a Jason Manzukas You live next door to our good friend Jason Manzoukis

And that is not my thing Yeah, that is no, that is not your thing That's not my thing. There's more to you than that. There's more of the man. I've got a show where I grill. Remember, I chase the animals around in my backyard when I catch them, I kill him, put him on the grill. And at the end of the show, that's a big part of it.

And at the end of the show, I put some type of liquor in a bottle or a can. A bottle or a can on the actual grill. It blows up. That's the end of the show. Well, it not only does it blow up, but then it gets onto the camera lens and then forms into the credits. Through CGI. Oh, you've never said that before. I thought that's the first thing I told you about.

I don't think so. When I first met, the first time I was on the show, you know, in the green room, you said, hey, how's it? You know, I understand you have a show. Do you have graphics at the end? I said, of course I have graphics. That's my first question. And there's CGI. There's CGI.

Okay, I did not know that, which stands for computer generated imagery, which our good friend John Williams in that episode one movie. I don't know if you were here, but John Williams. I was, but I kept quiet. Right up until the moment I said celebrity chef, mere moments before I was to say your name. I knew I had to talk. Well, welcome back, a Jason Manzuchus. You live next door to Jason Manzukas. It's not your thing.

Your thing is you're a celebrity chef and you hunt the animals in your backyard. Hunts a generous word for, I mean, we used it. I know, but look, here's the thing I know about me. Take what I say with a grain of salt. A lot like the... Steaks I prepare on my grill. Uh-huh, yeah. Was that what you're going to say?

It's a big one, though. I get grains by the... I get bowling ball-sized grains. Okay, really? And then I just have to chip them away, you know? Yeah. You put the holes in them like a bowling ball, and you hold it over the meat, and you hit it with a hammer. Maybe you bowl a few frames with them, just let the salt come off.

If you got the alley, sure, the lanes, yeah. Yeah, of course, yeah. Now, yeah, so we'll have... Is there an alley, by the way, in between you and Jason's house? I've always wondered that. There is a little alley. a little, well, you know what, you know where it is. Where is it? We have these old houses.

These are pre-war houses. But which war? Up in Birmingham. The Afghan is. Oh, okay. Now, these houses, like I said, they're old pre-Afghan War. Yep. Our bathrooms empty out into this trough on the side of our house. It's disgusting.

So it's two separate troughs or because you have two separate houses? I know the houses are separate, but the zoning people, I can get into this if we really Well, I mean, I'd love to. Oh, you do want to talk. I, yes, please. It's boring. I will get into it. But our, yes, our toilets, all the toilets in our house empty out in this one trough.

A singular trough, a shared communal trough. Yep. And if anyone, there's, lately, there's been some fans of the league down there. Scooping up this stuff and selling it on eBay. But they might be scooping up your. That's what I'm saying. Well, that's what I'm out there's explaining to them. These are coming from both houses.

This is, you know, human waste from two different people, one of which is on the show you love. And I don't blame them. It's a great show. I've seen every episode. I listen to the commentary. Okay. Now. Now I say to these people, if you want to come over and just collect from me right before it even gets in the toilet. Sure. Let's eliminate the middleman. We can do that. But then they make it clear. No, we don't want any of your waste. Okay. So I wonder how they're differentiating between the...

They're not. And that's the thing. I wrote reviews on their eBay page saying this is not... This is mixed. I mean, half of its... Now, to write reviews on an eBay thing... you need to have actually purchased an item from them. You are smarter than you look, Scott. Yes, you do have to buy them. And that's how, yes, okay. So you've been keeping them in business by buying your own shit back?

Again, keeping in business is very generous. I bought one just so I can leave the comment. Okay. You said comments. Why is it always this way with you? It's pick-pip. Look, I'm sorry. No, you're a journalist.

It's like what they're doing with the feces that come out of your houses. Yeah, they're fucking me with it. Okay. In a way, it's metaphorically. But I'm picking, certainly. Yeah, shirtless, certainly. Shirtless? Certainly.

They're doing it shirtless. I wouldn't be near that trough shirtless. That's what I tell all the people. I get a hazmat suit and some boots at least. Sure, yeah. Get those E.T. suits. You ever see E.T.? The alien?

Yeah, that one. That E. I've seen it. The extra trashy. Now, what are you getting that? You want people dressed as E.T. And get down there? I don't, not necessarily.

I'm talking about. the governmental figures who come in... The bad guys. I thought those were the bad guys. Well, I mean, you know, are people bad or are people good? That's debatable. That's an interesting question. Because you think about all the bad stuff that's going on

in the world. People who are doing the bad stuff, they think it's good. They probably think that I mean, it at least benefits them. Right. Yeah. Benefits are pockets. Wow. I didn't realize we're going to get political until a little later in the show. No, no, no. But I'm glad you had me here, Scott.

Oh, is this it? What do you need for me? I mean, I want to talk to you for me. I'm good. You're a guest on the show. Do you have anything new coming out with the show these days? That's a great question. That's exactly why I'm here.

Well, you don't remember last time I was talking about my tour, my bike tours. Your bike tours? I'm surprised you remember the thing about the graphics, to be honest with you. That stuck with me, but somehow bike tours didn't. It was kind of a tossed off thing of the last time. Okay. I take the, you know, I get out some bikes, three bikes at a time, and I take them out, and they're all hooked together. and it was causing accidents.

Are they side by side or are they... Kind of. I mean, they're in a line or... Like a wide triangle. Triangle. It all... None of it worked. How do they move if some of the...

If they're in a triangle and the wheels are in different directions... Well, they're facing the same way. We had that part right. Okay. They're all... But they're welded together. I don't know if you know much about welding, but they're welded together. I mean, I know what the word is.

That's what you're like me. Okay. So those were just crashing all the time. We were getting a lot of lawsuits, a lot of money. And my time, which is, you know, I'm time poor. My time spent in these legal. Well, I mean, you have a thriving business. I have multiple thriving businesses and books and the TV show.

And now my new movie that I'm trying to get going. That's what I'm talking about. Oh, well, what's the new movie? It's a, well, it's, I'm going to say it's Spider-Man. You're going to that exists, but it's not exactly Spider-Man. Okay. In what way does it differentiate from Spider-Man, a trademarked property? Now, what do you know about Spider-Man? What would you say the Spider-Man thing is? I guess his thing is that he's better when he's not married? Oh, wait, no. That's not it.

Please, Spider-Man fans, don't come at me again. Now, I don't know what that means. Okay, you've got to be reading my issues. Okay, okay. In order to understand that. Sure, sure. But, no, his thing is he's Peter Parker. He's a 15-year-old. boy who gets bitten by a spider who's radioactive, he then gets the power of spiders, I guess, and then his uncle gets shot and he learns like, oh, I shouldn't be an asshole. I should help

people. That's what I'm, that's what I have in mind and we go off from there. Oh, okay. So it's not just, you know. Oh, okay. So it starts there. Exactly. It starts right there, basically. That stuff. All happens to my Peter Parker. We call him Peter Parker remind me. Okay, great. But it's all about, I got this idea. I was down at Hollywood Boulevard. where they have Shrek walking around and Batman and Captain Jack. Grumman's Chinese theater. Bingo.

Yeah. And I saw Spider-Man. I said, now what if this guy? Hollywood Facts. What if he was? What if he was on screen? The Spider-Man down there? You mean the Spider-Man guy

who walks around in front of Grumman's Chinese theater? That's right. Taking pictures with fans and signing autographs. Yeah. What if he was on screen instead of walking around outside? As Spider-Man, but the whole story is about his As I'm saying it now, Scott, it's not, it's just not working for it. I'm going to have to rethink it.

But the idea is we get a guy from down there, you know, a person who has no real experience acting, but we throw them in a movie and see what happens. Okay. I mean, that's, that part of it sounds interesting. That is interesting. But you get them in there with the Spider-Man stuff. Okay. Because Scott, everybody likes Spider-Man from the smallest baby to the oldest grump.

So like one of the grumpy old men? like Walter Mathau and Jack Lemon when they were still with us. That was another idea I had, getting those two guys reanimated and... Reanimated? Okay, so you know they're dead.

Damn, do I? So you want to reanimate them using some sort of like futuristic technology? I say futuristic because I don't know that it exists at this point. Getting people back? Yeah. Well, I believe John Lennon did it once.

You're a fan of the show? Okay. So you're a fan of the comedy banged-bang. I love the show. I usually listen to my episodes. and then I just let it play so I've listened to the whole thing I've listened to all

I don't play 10 years 11 16 but uh who's counting not you not me because boy I remember listening to that 10 year one and that feels like it was yesterday does it really scary stuff it actually feels 20 years ago to me well that's interesting isn't it weird

the way time moves isn't it's queer you with your hands in the air I wouldn't know what what show is that I know what show or what song because two very different answers Give me them both Okay

The song is Send in the Clowns The show A Little Night Music By a gentleman By the name of Steven Sondheim The premiere

Who's that? Hello Scott I heard you I heard you talking about English people I'm so sorry I was out here Trying to help

John Lennon We just mentioned you I was I know I heard I heard my friend John Williams was around here Oh you know John Williams Yeah I heard his car

making choking And making some problems So I said, I went out there to help him. And then I was like, oh, right, whose voice is that? Oh, Scott. So wonderful to see you, John Lennon. You haven't been on the show in a minute. Yeah, I think for about a year, I think you saw us on the road.

What a year it was. What a year it's been. God, we've had some changes, wouldn't you say? Chichet changes to quote your good friend David Bowie. I was good friends with him. I haven't talked to how he passed away. I'm trying to get him back. Yeah, you should, I mean, for those of you who don't know, John Lennon, you died in 1980, December of

1980. Right. After a football, the football game was on, I remember. I believe the news of it preempted Little House on the Prairie, and I was very upset. Bring that back. Jeez. It is coming back next year. Wonderful. Another wonderful year. So, in any case, you died. Five years later, you decided you wanted to come back to life. Right. Then you've been alive. You've been on the show many times. Been on the show many times. You and I have formed a relationship, close to a friendship, I think. As close as you can in this. As Jason, as Jason Manzookas is to Jason Manzukas. I'll be in the bathroom. Oh, okay. See you later.

I just wanted to make sure the audience knows where he is. Oh, okay, great. So you prodded him to say that. Yes, I poked him. Okay. So in any case, John, what's been going on? With me? I guess or anyone.

It's been the summertime. I'm not going to tell you other people's stories. Okay, well, then let's stick to you. The summertime, you know, I'm trying it again. Summertime, summertime. Yes. Have you ever heard that song, John? Yes, I helped write it.

A lot of Beatles songs have that whole thing about it. Like summertime, summertime, summer time, summertime, summertime. We went through the song. whole phase. Somertimes. Like every Beatle song kind of sounds

like that. Right. Get out of when I'm 64. Summertime. Summer time. When I'm

summer 64. Yeah. You know, we like to be into a yellow submarine. Surring time, summertime.

Some, some, you all live in a summer summertime. Right. Every beetle song just kind of is like that. And I do want to apologize.

I've been going around. I've been taking talking tours and sort of apologizing for some of our Beatles of

a lameer songs. Oh, have you? Right. Okay. So which ones? Are we talking to octopus's garden that one hey jude uh everything from nah nah nah nah nah nah

it's like guys you've got the write something yeah yeah like what lyrics could it possibly be like jude you are sitting there sad right i want to make you happy it's some some summer time summer time damn what you think of them beach boys you know what i mean like they made they made a whole career writing songs about their one hobby surfing. Right. It's like I stamp collect. I'm not sitting there like writing 20 million songs about it. I'd like to hear some of those. But you're right. We, we know,

our whole thing was we loved hands. We loved holding hands. Yeah. I want to hold your hand. Right. That was a hobby, but we were like, we can't do a career. No, I mean, how many songs would you, could you possibly write about holding hands? Just the one. Yeah. I want to do it. I want to. Because once you do it, we were futurists. Once you do it, you kind of realize, I'm like, oh, boy. I don't know about this.

Oh, boy, this is very good. Yeah. Then you, yeah. We had George Martin put filters and stuff on it. Oh, good. Oh, is that, was that the extent of his work just putting filters on stuff? Right, and he got all the music stands. He knew where to get those cheap.

Oh, good. Oh, well, yeah. I mean, I don't know. You got to know a guy with music stands. He knew a guy who knew a guy. Oh, who knew me. I was selling them to ourselves. Oh, is that how the Beatles got together?

You were the music stand guy. It's the music stand guy. And you just kind of, like, sidled up to the band. And I was always thinking, I want to hold Joe, what? I want to hold Joe. The mind reels. The mind reels. And then the things that one could hold.

And then Ringo, who's now become my best friend, ended up sort of leading the band. He came by and says, well, I don't you hold my hand. Boy, that Ringo wit. That Ringo wit, he still got it. Sometimes he's getting a little slower, isn't it? Is he really? Yeah, I haven't seen one of his tours recently. You see, how was it?

No, I haven't seen one as well. I'm getting a little old, too. If you were to join one of those tours, I would definitely go see. He's asked me, and I've said, you know, thanks so much, I'll go to watch, but I can't, every night on stage. Yeah, why? You just, you don't have to love for. Wear and tear on your fingers playing guitar. Because in the five years you were dead, you lost the calluses. Right.

So you can't make those cords anymore. Your skin's beautiful. And that's the thing when a dead body's in a casket, the skin gets impeccable, but you can't dig them up. They think you're nuts. Right, yeah. Oh, John. I'm going to get out of here. Hey, well, I wonder if Jason Manzookas is coming back out of the bathroom.

I'm back. Scott, I was just in the bathroom. John, before you go? What, what? What? Did somebody need to me? What? Did you get your guitar back from Ringo? Yes, Scott.

The one with the skeleton whammy bar? Yes, and I have it. I have it in the car, but I got to go. I understand. Play us the song next time you're here. Next time I'm going to bring it. I know I'm going to bring it. It's going to be in tune.

It's going to be great. Okay, see you later, John. Bye, John. Jason, I'm so sorry about that. That's fine. I got a bathroom break. how did your bathroom break go don't get into that that's see that's where you don't need to take this show scott ask you about people i beg your pardon no that is a little personal uh speaking in personal so you

did we talk about your movie oh yeah spider man spider man yeah that's that's gonna be get going i'm here yeah you're here talking about another show or something you were saying no let's go back to the spider man thing that's all i really care about i mean i have so many meetings actually i want to ask you about this because i've had meetings with uh every studio head Okay, yeah, so... Because they've seen the Zooks show, Grin' With Zooks, they said, oh, we're not getting business with the guy.

When you go in to pitch a movie, are you dressed as the character? I mean, you definitely can do that. Because there's no law against it. I mean, it's sort of Air Bud rules. I think if there's nothing in the rulebook, then you just go ahead and do it. Air Bud would be interesting to have in this movie, too.

With Spider-Man? Why not? Why not? I mean, spiders and dogs don't get along. Is that true? I don't know, you know? But have you ever seen a dog bark at a spider? Yeah.

So there you go. There you go. But I've seen dogs have sparked at me, too. Barked at me. That's right. Now, have you ever barked at a spider? I try not to. Yeah.

It's bad luck. You know, we've been bad luck, but is it really? I mean, because we've all done it. We all do it every day. You wake up the next morning and feel everything. Head's still there, hands on. I'm fine. Yep.

So you're going to dress up like who? Spider-Man? Spider-Man, but now this Airbud might be good, or maybe the coach of AirBud? Air Bud, just because it's a little more normal COVID. Because I saw that a couple of years ago on my other show. Maybe Paul Giammati. Paul Giammati was the coach in Airbud?

What, I don't know. He's in singles. That's what I'm thinking of. Okay. I just, I got confused because in Airbud, there's one single dog. Yeah. Something single. Oh, right.

It's not singles. Singles is the title. Yeah. And then if you think of Paul Giammati, who's got one line in singles. Right. That's what I was thinking. Okay. Yeah, got it.

Great to see you at Jason Manzook. It's been wonderful to be here. And you have. have no other news other than this uh i got oh my god did i tell you i got married no this past whom this past week i got married this is the honeymoon we're on now what who did you get married to look out the window she's right there wave to her i don't know who that is that's uh becky climb becky climb she's a solo free climber oh okay and how coincidental that her name would i thought you were saying how cool is that i don't know i really don't know

no yeah coincidence she changed her name oh to climb right oh or i thought you meant to Becky. Her first name was Rebecca. I said, change it to Becky. That's more, people know Becky. Right. So she's a free climber. What exactly is free climbing?

Free climbing is climbing. Without a rope or something? Exactly right. Without a trapeze net. No trapeze net, no rope. You are allowed climbing shoes and a chalk bag. Okay. And chalk is to make your hands more.

Grippy. Gripy, not slippy. You want grippy, not slippy. That's for her, she's getting a sponsorship. Right. What's the, I'm just, you're just waving at her. What is the highest, Scott? What's the highest thing she's ever climbed?

Well, hopefully, does she go down? Hopefully I'm the honeymoon show, okay, but I don't want to get to that. She has climbed, um, Mount Everest. So three inches. Watch yourself. Wouldn't you just love to know how big my cock and balls are? I try to find it out from all our guests. I know.

Sometimes I can just come straight out and ask and sometimes I I'd be a little sneakier. Sure. I'm glad you went to the bathroom, though. I'll tell you that much. I did notice a, there was a sort of a teddy bear doll in there. Yeah. And the head with sort of a z-z-z-z-s sound was moving back and forth.

Yeah, oh, you noticed that. A lot of clicking noises, too. Yeah, gosh, I got to get rid of those noises. I said, is this one of those sound machines where it just goes z-z-z-clicks-lots? Helps your flow. That's exactly what it is. In any case, what is, is she a high climber or a low climber? Does she climb down low, meaning she does high mountains, but she goes around the outside of them.

Oh, okay. She climbs up about four feet, five feet. And then just does the circumference? And does the circumference. So she's not high. So it doesn't make. She's afraid of heights. Is that?

Yep. Okay. That's why we didn't take our honeymoon to Paris. We're going to go to Paris. Oh, because of the Eiffel Tower? Exactly. I got us a nice room right up there. Up in the Eiffel Tower.

Those are rare. With the finest French butlers of the. the country. Right. Yeah. It's hard to get the rooms right up at the top, but if you can get one of those, the reservations you've got booked years in advance. Yeah, we put, well, or a couple of months. It's only a couple of months.

A couple months, we had a coupon for it. Oh, you had a coupon? Right. Or a coupon. Well, a coupon is a coupon. It is, but did you have other people you were going to go with? My beautiful wife. And a lot of her kids want to come. Oh, she has kids. A lot of them. How many? Of her kids, well,

let's see, she's been having a couple of them. How many does she have that are not her kids. She's got a few that are just kind of blended in. She doesn't have the hard to get rid of them. Wow. I said, you know what? I'm missing a few from my team, my crazy eight. Oh, yeah, the crazy eights is your, the team.

My film, my production crew. Your production crew. Well, they all went on strike. Oh, why? They said the working conditions were god awful and dangerous. And I don't blame them. Some of those bottles that would be breaking and shooting all over the place did some serious damage. Right.

I'm so sorry. So are you shut down? I mean. No, no. We just furloughed them using scabs. Yeah. It's not YouTube. Nobody cares. That's all right, I guess. I only answer to one executive.

Oh, who's the? Bank of America. Okay. All right. I thought you meant God. Well, that too. So she has a ton of kids. What is that like? You're now a new stepfather, I guess.

It's fun. I'm getting, I'm meeting them. You're still in the meeting phase. Still the meeting phase. I said, did they need to be on the honeymoon? They said, well, she said, I'd be more comfortable. I'm not comfortable alone with you. Oh, really? Where did you meet her?

I met her on a mountain. I was doing a hack. Okay. And I saw her scooting around the side. And I said, well, you'd like go for a date? At my campfire, you know, I was camping, so we did a little campfire day. Okay. And she, it was nice.

So, you know, so you camped on your first date. But, you know, I do open carry now. Oh, some sort of sidearm? more. Okay. I see the two, I got two guns on me all the whole time. And she just feels unsafe because I don't have a license and I'm always kind of swinging them around, you know,

spinning them. Oh, okay. So you're doing gun tricks. Right. So she said, well, I want so more my kids around just so there's other people to protect me. To act as human shields? She's nuts and that's why I love her, guy. Okay. I mean,

good luck to you. I'm, congratulations. You're the first person to say that to us. That's not a good sign. No, I know. Everyone's giving it seven months. I don't know what the seven months came from. Yeah, really. Seems like an odd period of time.

Everyone is giving you. It's like if we invite you to the wedding, either come or don't come. And if you're going to come, you don't need to, after the ceremony, explain to me when you think it's going to break up. And why? I guess maybe their point of view is seven months puts you right after Valentine's Day,

and that's when a lot of couples tend to break up because either they have fights on Valentine's Day or they don't want to buy Valentine's Day gifts so they break up right before. Yeah, this is going to get costly, I do believe. Probably got to get Valentine's gifts for all those kids, too. Well, yeah. You don't want them to be left out, unfortunately.

What's the latest Paw Patrol? I'll probably get some Paw Patrol. Go to CVS, get Paw Patrol Valentine's cards, and give them to the kids. Yeah, that's great. I mean, it's inexpensive. I should get them now. I bet they're cheap as hell. I bet they are, yeah.

You only you should do is you should get them the day. after Valentine's Day each year for the next year. Now, now, it wouldn't, maybe the things on them like Paw Patrol wouldn't be as popular. Oh, Daddy loves you. Here's a Darkwing Duck card. Yeah. By the way, popular Paw Patrol, popular.

Okay. Do you think I could write for that show? I do. I think you could write for whoever makes their Valentine's card. Okay. Look, I need some side hustles. My Spider-Man thing imploded in my face. I got to feel mine's going to, too. Yeah. Well, um, Jason Manzookus. I, look, I'm a big fan of your work.

You've seen the show. I have seen the show. What was your favorite, because I asked this of all my audience members, of which there are a lot. What was your favorite grill moment first? Well, the time you couldn't catch anything, and you just kind of sat there staring into the camera. God, that was desperate. I said, well, maybe I could catch that worm on the grass look. You couldn't even catch the worm.

Well, I wasn't putting my heart into it because I said, you know, what are we going to get, grill worms? Just throw the champagne on the thing, let's get out of here. It's a good point. Yeah. But that's my favorite episode. It was just so morose and just so... Because you got to really meet the... Who Jason is.

Yeah. And I didn't like it, but I welcome the opportunity. Now, did you not like it because of how stripped down and it was just me? It was a little like it was unplugged or something like that. Unplugged and unpleasant, I'm sure. Anytime I would watch that show, it's like, guys, plug your instruments in. Because they would have them all plugged in on the guitar end. They would just go right, drop it up.

Then the plug. Then MTV would come out and like one by one unplug everything from the amps. I'm just like, guys, you don't even know what's going on. The network is like screwing you right now for their own gain. It worked for Nirvana. Well, we're not Nirvana, okay? Yeah. They sound great. They sound great doing anything.

We're alien ant farm and we need our damn. We need our fucked our moms. Well, anyway. Great to see you with Jason Manzuka. Tell you why. Can you stick around? Yeah, yeah. If you want me, dude.

I do want you to. Coming up, we have a possible future first lady of a state. A possible? Now, that's interesting. That, I mean, there's a lot to unpack, and we're going to unpack it. This is going to be like getting home after a long vacation. Oh, we're just going to get to unpack things. You love unpacking things at the end of a long vacation, don't you?

Unpocking all your things. That's right. We're going to be doing that. Stick around. We'll have more adjacent Manzukas. We'll be right back with more comedy bang, bang after this. Comedy Bang Bang. We're back. Jason Manzoukis is here. Coming up a little later, we have a possible future first lady of a state. That's very exciting. I wonder what state. What state are you from, Jason Manzoukis? Me, I'm from the south. Yeah, just in general. No, the south of Ontario, Canada. Okay, that's beautiful country. I live in Toronto up there.

Okay, well, that's... All right, hands up, hands up. Nobody move. Put your hands up. I ain't doing nothing. Jason, is this you? This is a Southern drawl. And you have a Southern draw. I do not know this Southern person. It is me over here.

Hands up. Nobody move. I've got a taser. And I'm not afraid to use it. I'm doing it, Scott. Okay, sorry. I'll put my hands up. If you can please introduce yourself.

You think I'm going to introduce myself as I commit a robbery? A crime? You got another thing coming, Mr. Scott Arkerman. I am here for your monies. Oh, I guess we're in the middle of. a hold up here. I don't think I've ever been right. I said hands up. Nobody moves. I just got so much stuff going on my head of my days these days. This is just one more. It's difficult to fit it in. Yeah, I know. All the money is in podcasting these days. So much stuff in my pockets too. I was going to say

podcast. I just been to. Listen, I command authority over here. I have a taser and I am not afraid to use it. Okay. Well, I said hands up. My hands are up and how am I supposed to get you what's in my pockets, sir or madam. I don't want your pockets. I want the safe. Oh, the cell. Take you. Here she knows about the safe. The podcast safe. All the money is in podcasts. Do you mind telling me at least your gender and what your pronouns are?

I am a woman. Take that mask off. Thank you. Yeah, take the mask off too. Who are we talking to? I thought this might happen. Peer pressure. Take the mask off.

I really don't want to. I really don't want to. Do it, do it, do it. Do I have to? Do it, do it, do it. No, I really don't want to. If I do, then you might turn me in. Tell you what, why don't we just adjacent to you mind promising that we're not going to turn... I'm good with a truce if we can get to the bottom of what's going on here.

Call a truce, yeah. Who are you? Let's get that truce on the list. Well, hello, my name is Cygney. Signy Goddetto. Signey Doggedetto? Goddetto. Goddetto.

Goddetto. Like the rye crackers. I confess I haven't eaten them, but Goddetto. You've never had a Goddetto? I've never had a Goddetto. A Goddetto. God, I, I, I, no matter how many times you say it, I think I'm, God, deado. I think if we spell it, we might just figure this whole thing out.

Yeah, exactly. G. That's G for gun, which I don't have, I have a taser. You can go a little faster, by the way. A for anus, it's just what came out. Okay. R. That's what it said. As in what God inspires inside of you.

Okay, so G, A, R. D. D. Like diggedy dog. Okay, great. E, as in enunciate. Okay. T as in trouble, which was what I am.

And another T, which is, could be for T rhymes with P. Yes, T rhymes with P. Yeah. Yeah. No, P. T rhymes with P. T rhymes with, that's true. That stands for P.

Two T's which rhyme with P in a row. And then O, which is what you should be saying, because oh my, you are in trouble. I mean, I usually say when I have my O. face when I'm Quintus interruptus All right All right So take me to the safe

All the money's and podcasts in these days And I am looking To uh You want some of the The money from the safe Uh What about the coins?

What about the T bills? I'll take anything. I'll take anything If you have any Susan B. Anthony coins Anything Rye pennies Anything specific Yeah, I have my stamp collection too

Uh And some handwritten notes About how to turn it into songs Um, no. That's probably the most valuable stuff in there, at least like in a future sense. I don't think I want any of the memorabilia stuff. It's not necessarily memorabilia as it is like shares of future royalties. Oh, these, is this a full libretto?

Oh, I mean, I wouldn't call it a libretto necessarily is a book. It's the book and libretto. Yeah. I was going to say, yeah, I wanted to write the whole thing, kind of make it an, and I, No, I just want the cash. I want the money. I want the money you got from your podcast deals. Mark Maron, he's the second richest man in America. You know Mark Maron? I've met Mark Maron, yeah. He's been on the show twice. Is he getting, is he getting canceled? Or not cancel. He's going away. I think he's not only

getting canceled, but he's then going away. He's made enough money, and now he's retiring. Well, why don't you go? Yeah, go rob him. Well, I just might. That'll mean he goes back to his show. I just might. I happen to be in the area, and so I thought I'd stop by here first. By the way, I think those snipers are still on the roof from Obama when he interviewed Obama, so it's probably better you're over here. Well, that's express reason why I did not bring a gun.

I brought a taser, and I'm not afraid to use it. Ow! Hey! Yeah! Ow! Hell! Come on! Don't hit me with that thing. So you just watch out. Listen, I hot radio. I hit up them.

I hot the money. Wondry, podcasting. I wonder where all the money's coming from. Do head gum. Do headgum. A head gum makes my head hurt because I'm so poor. Hmm, okay. I would maybe...

You want to punch this up a little bit? Yeah, what if it's something like a head gum, you'll get as much money if you put, you know, if your head has made a gum and you stick it into a safe. Something like that because you come out and all the, you know, you'd have to rework the phrasing, but that's the idea. You'd have to rework the entire sentence. I'm willing to say that mine wasn't very good, but I don't.

think yours was better. Hey, nobody move. I said nobody moved. Yeah, why are you doing your calisthenics right now? Like I said, Sidney said not to move. I am time poor. I need to double up. I understand. What, uh, Sidney was? Signey. Signe. And on the last name, I completely did not. Goddetto, G-A-R-G-E-T-O. I am the heir to the Gaudetto fortune. Now, you know, the heir to the Gaudetto fortune? The heiress to the Gaudetto fortune. Yeah. You know, There was a time when everybody loved even Goddettos. By the way, why do we need to put S on the end of air? You know what I mean?

Why do we need to genderize, you know, getting money from our fucking parents? Thank you. Thank you. You know what I'm saying? Thank you. Yeah. Absolutely. In fact, everyone should be an heiress.

We're all going to spend it the same. Yeah, exactly. It's just money. Did you have gone to the heirs tour? What? Did you go to the heiress tour? That was like the, the, the, Guggenheims and the Gettys

and the Vanderbilt's Stella McCartney I was there I would like to retract my statement no I was there it was beautiful beautiful costume changes the stagecraft alone and the importance I love costume changes like when Gandalf came back

and he was like wearing white incredible I love that when what's her name when Edina Manzale she pulls the wire and the dress turns you know from blue to it is just stage magic is just one of the most...

Oh, Adel Dezim. Oh, yeah. She changed it legally. She changed it legally. Remember a second ago I popped up and I was like I was going to make a point. I didn't get to that point. Oh, what was the point? My point is going to be...

So I was just shot by Cigney. With a tased. With a tased you. By the way, be specific because you can't say you were shot. I tell you. I know. That's stolen valor. Right.

So I was, I was tased. Yeah. It didn't hurt. Yeah. It didn't hurt. I mean, it was slightly inconvenient. So I'm thinking we don't need to really. No, we could probably rush.

Are you serious? Okay, great. Just so we know that this is very, there's. You're not feeling that at all? I'm kind of lacking it at this point. I think I could turn that up a bit. I'm almost dying. Here again.

Okay. Split the diff. Split the dip. Okay, let me see you turn it down a little bit. Okay, now that's, all right. So that's, it's annoying, but it doesn't hurt. That's good. Keep it at that level.

That's good for future. Notice I'm going to go visit the Kelki brothers later. Well, if you ever want to rob me again, yeah, that's keeping it. Oh, by the way, the Kelki Brothers. You see Taylor Swift is going to be on that show? Don't I know it. What is going on? Don't I know it.

I mean, that is where the, let me tell you, I'm expecting big money in those safes. Why does a fucking billionaire need to be on a podcast? Jesus Christ. That's where all the billionaires are. You love it. You love podcast. I love the art form. Podcasting is about making money these days.

I mean, that's where all the billionaires are. Barack Obama has a podcast. Well, with Springsteen. Okay, two big guys, two big rich, fancy guys, you think that they're not making... Isn't it weird that Springsteen is technically richer than Barack Obama? I don't think... I don't think that's weird. I don't think president should be rich.

You don't think so? No, I don't think president. You want them to be dirt poor? I think politicians should be, yeah, pretty poor. I think they should be regular people. This is, I just don't know whether I agree with this stuff. We need to give them remuneration in order to procure their services. enumeration. Okay, Shakespeare. Shakespeare over here. My goodness.

Not the immortal bard. A farthing. Is that your impression of Shakespeare? A farthing. How is that now? The southern accent is actually dramatically close to the way that the English used to speak. Oh, I think that's maybe why John Lennon showed up just a moment ago. Where are you from, by the way, Sigmany? You say the southern accent. I'm from Franklin. Oh, Franklin and Company? Oh, Franklin, Tennessee. Yeah, I do work at Franklin and Company.

I mean, once the Gardero money ran out. These are local references. Everybody knows Franklin Company. It's no longer there. Oh, wow. But everybody knows it. By the Bolita Corona. I thought it moved.

Did it now? I have no idea. You might be thinking of the wait staff moved within the... Oh, yeah, they were walking around delivering the food to the table. That was what I was thinking. They move. They move. They move.

Yeah. Yeah. So, I mean, once the Goddetto fortune, I try to cookbook. Nobody seems to. Why did the Goddetto fortune go away? You've never talked about that. That's some solidly bad investments on my behalf. I mean, I've never heard about that.

What was the Goddetto business? Where'd the money? Goddettos. It's the. Jesus, crap. The crackers. The crackers, ride ships. And then you made poor investments?

I made poor investments. I tried to make a couple cookbooks. Got a cookbooks. I mean, what I? You've made cooking. Cookbooks? Of course I've made cookbooks. You guys should get together. You should collab. Look, Scott, a clab is a wonderful thing, but when you open up a clab with a tasing,

I'm a little apprehend. Well, maybe you could tase her back and you'd be even. Hey, God, Daddell, let me see that tasing just for two seconds. Go for it. That's this my updo. Okay. Oh. Not great, right? Wow, kind of makes my nipples a little hard.

All right, I'm giving this back to you. No, do it again. No, I just got married. I can't get into another thing. Wait, come on. Oh, Scott, will you tase me? I don't want your nipples to get hard either. Come on, Scott. All right, here we go.

Ready? Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. Okay, now they're fully just pointing out of your shirt. Yeah, well, I mean. Now, come on. Jason, we have to get our nipples hard. Parody.

We don't want to be creeps sitting here looking at a woman. Here, let me get you. I didn't want you to tase me to do it. Oh. Just, like, kind of feel them. Just lick your finger. Now that. I won't.

Well, in any case, Cigney, I don't, as you can see, I don't have any money in the safe here. All right, well, what's in your pockets then? God damn it. Scott Ockerman, I came here, you know, looking for a payload. Here's, I mean, here's some used Kleenex and some gum, yeah, look, gum, of course. Okay, a ticket stub. Yeah, a ticket, yeah. More ticket stubs? It's the finest museum.

Okay. This is two tickets to Freaky Friday. I can imagine. Okay, that's what I mean when I say museum. It was showing the movie Freakier Friday. The Academy Museum? Yes, the Academy Consideration. Is it true? Is it true R2D2's down there at the Academy Museum?

Are you calling me R2D2? No, I'm asking you about where R2D2 is at this very moment. Oh, I haven't spoken to the man in years. Don't call her R2D2, okay? I use it as a very... She may be uninvited, but she's a guest on the show. I've unveiled my whole name. I say dude or homie.

I say R2D. Hey, R2, what's up? R2D2. You say R2D2 like dude or homie. Instead of dude or bro or bra or anything. I don't know this. Come on, R2D2, you owe me money on this Venmo. Aw, as in what God and spies.

How old are you chasing people down for money on Venmo? I told you I was time for. In any case, yeah, I have nothing in my pockets other than these ticket stubs. I mean, business has been bad around these parts. I mean, look. You know, stars are sort of back, but I haven't had any actual movie stars or anything on this show. God damn, depressing. All I've had is, like, comedians with specials and podcasters.

It's really rough out here. And today I have fucking a YouTube celebrity chef. All the kids are in the podcast. I knew very well for myself on YouTube. How much money do you have? On me? Adjacent, Manzooks, please enter your. You can get up off the floor now.

Are you doing your luncheon? still or you want to get up off the floor? I'll get up. I'll get up. Get up off that floor. Get up off that floor. Now I'm dancing. Get up off that floor. Now you're dancing together. What is happening here? I don't know you do it. You know how to salsa. Nobody saucers anymore. Until you feel better.

You're four feet away and your erect nipples are touching. What is going on right now? Why do you have to break down every? I'm happy for once. That's it. That's it. You're obviously not happy with Mrs. Clime out there. Draw the blinds. I don't need her to see this. she's wrapping on the window right now she's doing the Robert Deereo and meet the parents like you know V finger well we that was playing during our wedding

so she just remember the wedding oh I remember dear this dance is not sexual although it may look sexual it is not sexual at all it's just hip it's a hip to hip connection wait a man she's trying to get at my money get out hey get out of my pocket you got nothing in here I got nothing in this one but you not have a podcast deal this one's just full of wheat pennies remember wheat panties? Those are worth a lot of money. Hey, look, I specifically asked for wheat panties when I came in.

Can I give you some advice here? Go hit up the smart list guys. They're hawking credit cards and shit like this. Like, you know what I mean? Like, stop bothering us. Look, when I started this podcast, I was just a simple, simple man with a dream and the email address of every famous comedian

in Los Angeles. And I paid big money for that list. I did. Those were the Glengarry Leeds. And I built this show up from nothing. These smartless guys, they're TV stars. Go bother them. They're rich TV stars and now they have credit card shit going on. Like credit card scams. If you don't think they're on my list that you got another thing coming. Well, shorten the list to just them and get the fuck out of here. I need something from my time and tribulation. Have you hit them up yet? They're fucking loaded,

man. I tried emailing them, but their booker is ignoring me. Go bother Conan. Conan has a restraining A guy who was on TV for fucking 35 years and now decided to make a podcast deal for hundreds of millions. Conan has a restraining order against me for a different separate, not related reasons. See, this is why laws do work. They say, why make gun laws? People will just break them. But see, the restraining order is working right now. I have a very lawful person.

This is well within my right to have a self-defense weapon on me. She said lawful. Oh, my damn ears. Why don't you get the shit out of your ears next time you come here at James Manson? How don't worry about my ear hygiene for two seconds? Well, look, Cigney, we have to take a break

because we have to do ads in order to get more money for this to pay for it. All right. I'll allow it. All right. So can you stick around, though? If you want me to. I would love for you to stick around because we have the possible future First Lady of a state coming up. Okay. Can I shake it down?

I guess so, yeah. Would you mind it, Jason? I don't mind that. I just want to say there's a lot of money in YouTubers, too. just so you can explain that. Yeah, that is a... Yeah. That is a promising...

Good chime in right at the last second right when we're going to break. With the right edit, that could be made. Very good. I'm afraid we don't have that kind of technology. You don't edit this show? We do. We don't have the kind of technology to edit that shit.

You don't have a shit shovel. All right. We need to take a break. When we come back, we're going to have more Cygni Godetto. We're going to have more adjacent men. Manzukas plus the possible future first lady of a state. We'll be right back with more comedy bang, bang, bang after this. Comedy Bang Bang, Bang, we're back.

We have here with us Celebrity Chef adjacent Manzoukis. How you doing, Scott? Let me just want to check in with you. How are you doing? You asked me that before, and I appreciate constant check-ins, though. I usually, I do every half hour on the aisle. Okay, I appreciate that. From the south part of Ontario, you're from Toronto.

Toronto, Canada. We also have Cygne Goddetto from... I hate that I gave you my name. From Franklin, well, yeah. I hate that I gave you my name. But we promise not to turn you into the authorities. Okay. Now, do you have the equipment to edit her saying her name out?

No, unfortunately. Dang. Sorry. We have very specific editing machine criteria. It's avid. Yeah, it's avid. Yeah, we avidly purchased. Bullshit.

Okay. In any case, we need to get to our next guest who couldn't possibly be Southern, right? She is the possible future First Lady of a state. Please welcome Tinky. Hi, honey. Oh, oh. Now let me

just say, honey, I'm glad I'm here on a day with fellow Southerners because I am looking for each and every one of y'all's vote when my husband runs for Governor of Texas. Okay, that's the state in question.

Texas. Now, yes, honey. My husband's running for the governor. Y'all know him. Okay. He is a sheriff. He is a pastor. He is a doctor. And he is an independently wealthy man. That's right. I'm talking about Hank Clesdale. Hank Clesdale is running for governor of Texas. I haven't heard of him necessarily. Oh, well, honey. I know him. He's a big deal, Scott. And guess what? I don't really care about who you know and don't know because... We think that in order to vote for him, I'd have to retain the knowledge of his name. But do you vote in Texas, sweetie? Why are you here? You said you want me to vote for him. Why are you here if not to... If we're going to vote for him, I'll pay for you to move to Texas, okay, sweetie?

You'll pay for me to Texas? If you guarantee me a vote, I'll pay for anything, honey. Now... Can I ask you a question real quick? Go ahead, sweetie. How adjacent is it? That's my name, yes. I'm saying hi.

Good. How do you? Sometimes I get a little tripped up with these cans. I got the levels. Anyway. Speaking of cans, sweetie, I like you. Thank you. Garth Fisher, 44C under the muscle.

Oh, perk little things, aren't they? Which reminds me, I want to come clean before all the ops come and get me, all these lib ops out there to try to reveal my secrets. I don't know what you're talking about. If you want to come clean, that's the best way to do it. Well, I want to know some late secrets. I want to let you all know all my secrets. So you can't use them against my husband, okay?

Okay. What's going on in your family, I guess? Happily married. Okay. Chick. Excuse me? I think, uh, chick. Chick or check?

I'm not quite sure. Oh, where Souther's got? We say chick. Oh, okay. When you do a chick mark? It's sort of like checks mix, but fuck that shit. Got it, got it. Goddettos all the way.

Goddettos all the way. got put out of business by checks mix you fuck those people okay fuck them fuck them okay and godettos are just the little

rye guys the little rye crackers the whole thing the pretzels like rye bread but more crisp exactly I've had those

those are good goddetto goddettos are fantastic god I wish our editing machine wasn't broken now you need to invest

in the new editing equipment until that comes you're getting fucking shit I know all right what is going on with you All y'all are trying to get all the little dirt on Tinky. Well, Tinky's here to tell you the dirt herself.

Tinky is... Me. She's Tinky. Did I introduce you? Yes. Okay, I did. Scott, you got to write this down. Oh, honey.

You've been doing this too long. Oh, sweetie. Your name is Tinky. Yeah. Got it. My name is Tinky Clawsdale. Tinky Clydesdale. And I'm happily married to Hank Clausedale.

We have a beautiful marriage. and outside of the marriage, chomp box, that's fine. My husband knows. Sorry, sorry, I'm going to need you to back up approximately three seconds. Actually, okay, make it two. Outside of the marriage, she chomp box. What does that mean chomp box? Oh, God, that's a southern line.

Chomp box, me and my lady friends, we call her still sent in wives. We go ahead. We go ahead and we, well, we all put on cute little out go and shoot boars and then we all head back to my blows and job box that's what my wife is planning on doing that after the honeymoon getting together with her lady friends putting on cute little outfits put on cute little outfits which don't if i'm never been to one of these sessions but the outfits don't last long if i am correct oh no they disintegrate in water sweetie i'd love to come to one of those but i'd like to keep mine on please sweetie in order be a hat and wife you got to do nothing but hunt and be wife um What about the chomping box part of it? The chomping box, that's happening all the time. We 69, we 86, we... Oh, I'd like to do you, 86.

We 360, that's where we're sitting on each other's faces and just spin around. But the thing that I know the libs are going to come after is this. And they're going to find it out. So I might as well say, I was born with a little twin on my back. I cut him off. I carry him around. And he murders people. Wait, so this is a malignant kind of situation, but...

Well, it's a basket case. A basket case. Okay, sorry, yeah, I want to make sure we get the right terminology that's not offensive to people with this affliction. No, no, no, no, no. Malignant stayed on the back. Basket case was cut off and... And I'm in charge of him.

Is that who's in that bassinet over there? Oh, yes. Oh, sweet. He's fine. It's only people that wrong me and my husband. Is that what that sort of acidic smell is? Yes. Okay, I thought something was going on here.

Yes, that's my twin that I cut off my back when I was a child. I raised him like my own. Is that why the back of your chair is sort of seeping? Well, yes, that is the thing. I still pus from there, okay? And I actually don't want to correct it because it reminds me of my brother. What God gave you. Thank you.

And it sets you apart. The brother is tinier, though, because it hasn't had a chance to grow. The nutrients, I guess, that you've had over. your life? Yeah, he basically just looks like a brain with hands and feet, and he lives inside that little basket. Googly eyes at all, at least. Big old googly eyes.

They always are facing different directions. They pop around. They pop inside. He kind of looks like when I was talking about, or we talked about head gum before, he kind of looks like a piece of head gum. Oh, that he does. That he does. Does he have money on him?

Now, Baskett case, he never worked a day in his damn, love. Can you imagine hiring Baskett? case over here? I mean, now that I'm giving a good look at him, he, I mean, he would scare away the customers, right? You better stay on his good side there, Scott, because... I'm scared. He capable of a lot. I mean, I know malignant was.

But this is not like malignant, right? Now, malignant he stayed in the back. Sure, but he killed a lot of people. This is like that. You guys are pretending like movies are real life. In real life right now, we got a creaky little child that looks like a head gum in a baths. Some movies are real life. Apollo

13. The guy just died. If that isn't real, I don't know what it is. What do you mean that's a real movie? They're going up into space? Titanic, so you think the boat's still floating around? Okay, Zigney. Let me go take a trip on Titanic tomorrow then. Jesus fucking Christ.

Jurassic Park, okay, yeah, there aren't dinosaurs. Sorry, I lost my train of thought. But the thing is, Cygney, y'all better be nice to my little brother over there. Okay, yeah, we'll be nice to. What's his name again? Schmink. Schmink. Okay.

Schmink and twink. Tinkie. Tinky. Shminking Tinky. And you're in charge of him, you say? Listen, we are thick as thieves, always have been. So he comes to me wherever I go, but that little rascal gets out sometimes at night, and he goes crazy, and I know the lives are going to try and find that out. And he's killing people. Unfortunately.

That is unfortunate. And these are enemies of you or enemies of him? It's both. Anybody that gets a little crook in his crawf. Well, I mean, it's good that you got that out there. Certainly, there can't be any other skeletons in your closet. Well, there's a literal skeleton in my closet. You don't say.

My husband's first wife. I do want to remind the audience right now that this is not your October Halloween episode. This is happening now. It could be misconstrued as that, but no, we're in the throes of oggy-doggy right now. And this is some crazy shit happening here. This is just American life. Thank you very much, Cygney. Scott's all.

Oh, I'm in Los Angeles. Life is all perfect. Sweetie, you can't handle it. I reckon Scott got a taste of the taser, and he wants a little chomp from Bitsy over there. Gutsy? Nutsy. Bitsch.

Schmink. Schmink. Schmink. We all know his name. Let's say it all at the same time. It's schmink. Sming. Sming.

Yeah, of course. Schmink. It's schmink. Shmink, yeah. This fall on after Munk. I was thinking that that sounds. Now that's funny because Monk don't want to touch nothing

and Schmink just want to touch everything. Monk would be so scared of Schmink if you ever saw him. Well, you'd be scared of anyone, though. I mean, to be fair to Munk, anyone touches Munk and he goes crazy. So, Schmink. By the way, could people be more fair to Munk?

We can be more fair to Munk. All I'm hearing is, oh, Munk don't do this, Mok don't do that. Can we be more fair to Munk? Let's focus on what monk do-doo-do. Okay, speaking to do-do, you got it all over your face, sweetie. Hell, hell, I blame Smink because I don't know if you guys noticed he squirmed up my whole body and then started. You didn't see this.

Deficating on your face? He was sort of squatting over, standing on my head, squatting over my face, shitting on my nose. Okay, so, yeah. And of course, I tried to rub it off, but it got worse. Schmink can be a boner killer. Okay, when my girls and I are 80, and 42 in 352, 249

Blue 45 Yeah, Hutt, hut, right? Hut, hut, and then a word that means lesbian, but I don't want to say it. But I don't want to say it. Munch. Munch box. Right, Munch. What about Detective Munch?

Now, what about him? Say more about that. Detective Munch. Can we be more fair to him, too? Munch and Munch. It's too similar, right? Because I tuned into Monk and I was like, oh boy, let's see what Detective Munch, he's on the X-Files, he's on

SVU, he's on every show. And then it turns out to be this guy Munk, not Munch. Can I tell you, he's just going back to Munk for just too sick. No, sure, we got time. Have you seen Munk Season 5, the episode is called Munk in the Big Game?

He starts coaching a basketball team. I haven't seen this. It seems like an atypical job for Munk who, of course, has OCD. And it's a very early Jennifer Lawrence is in it Wow You don't say And General Lawrence

And there's an extra in it In the stands I would love your audience To go watch that show And see if they recognize It's my camphor? It is exactly that Honey, that's fantastic

It was nice for him Any interaction with Shaloobe No, no From what I'm understanding No And he also lost one of his favorite sweatshirts at that shoot Did Jennifer Lawrence steal it maybe?

No, but the funny thing is that whole episode, Jennifer Lawrence grew up to be a beautiful, fine actress. In that episode, she was in a costume, a mascot costume like most of the time. So you couldn't even see you. We didn't know her. We didn't know what we had on set. We'd like our fans to, and you were there?

I was there, too. Have you all seen the episode of Monk? I think it's season six, episode 14. Say more about that, Cardena. I think it's called One Monk and Two Nuns. and where monk goes to a nunnery and he sort of solves a crime of passion. Right.

Oh, I do remember that. Right, right, right, right. That's when they introduced the idea of the monk chunk. Is that right? Is what they called his. Yeah, his sort of monologue at the end where he wraps it all up. Oh, my God.

The monk chunk. The monk chunk. Right. Yes. Did you all see that show on USA The Huntress when I played Phil Hagle? The magician. My goodness. see that. I didn't see that. I remember

your working curve. I got to say this because the lives are... Yeah, season one, episode 23, of course. Well, you just looking that up? Now you see him. No. Just off the top of the dome. I did not grow up with cable. That's another thing the lives are going to come after. Oh, no. What did you grow up with? So you never saw that MTV Unplugged Show? No, I never did. We grew

up with... The bait and switch. Carbore box that Schmink and... What the hell is the gauze in it? Shmink! We all know it. We all know it. It's... That was a test. That was the test.

We got inside a cardboard box and pretended we were TV. That's how damn poor we were. We were so poor. We ate mud. How did you get all your money? Oh, I married Hank, of course. He's independently, independently wealthy. And he has three jobs.

He's a, what did you say? He's a doctor. He's a pastor. He's a sheriff. He's a doctor. He's independently wealthy. But be careful. Did you know you can lose your fortune?

Say more about that. Well, it can be there. day and it'll be going to be gone tomorrow. Not Hank. Hank invests wisely in these double Ds. Oh, that's how what you're supposed to do into double Ds? These double Ds? He invested into me. So those are fake

fake breasts that he purchased for you? Oh, these torpedoes were the engagement present. Is Hank supportive? Is he listening right now to this? Because if he is, I'd invite him to leave for a second. I'd like to ask you a personal question. Now listen, Hank is too busy to pay attention. anything i do that's why he don't know nothing about the box munching i mean he barely knows i have

a damn twin are you are you and uh hank uh i don't know i want to put this delicately are you still remaining intimate yeah that's the question i was going to ask but you got to put it delicately i blow him but i pretend it's a clit okay that's too that's an interesting too big for it well i don't know i don't know his personal situation scott you got to start asking people what not only what their dick and ball sizes, but what their clit size is. That's true. There's a wide range. What do you got? Five feet five. You really need to start watching those videos.

And you're rolling up like a fruit by the foot? What the hell? Stuff it in my... I actually only have one leg. Stuff it in what? Stuff it in my pants. I only have one like. I got to say, because we're a wet couple gentlemen right now. I don't give a damn about that. No, no, no, sweetie. I don't either, but

gentlemen don't know that women clits. they're almost like an intestine. They'll be like, they'll be feet long and y'all just don't know because they're always wrapped up. Well, that's the thing I've never wanted to like pull on it with my tongue because I'm just worried it'll come out

and it'll be like a big worm that just... Now that's... Now we were in my territory, worm stuff. Yeah, that's true. I'm worried one of these clips is going to scoot out. I'll throw it on the grill. Men don't...

Men are so preoccupied with, oh, size, size, size. You never even know that women clits are actually the longest part of a woman's body. Oh, I had no idea. But think about it, Scott, we are always thinking, size, width, smell, slickness. That's all we think about it. You know what the largest organ on the human body is?

With me? Skin. Clit scan. Nope. What? Check this out. Oh, Scott. One large elbow.

I'll help me out on that one. Stop. Ow! Tasting. Stop it. Oh, that does nothing for me. Right. Because you're, how did you put it, chomping box?

Is that what you said? I chew on it, I chop it. I tie it and I can tie it a bow. Well, I mean, this has to be it. You have a, literally the skeleton of your husband's first wife in your closet. You munch box. You, what was that? Oh, yeah, you have your little basket case situation going on.

That has to be it, right? I wrote a book as a teenager Oh Lord, the libs are coming for you You wrote a book? What was... That's exciting. Was it fiction, nonfiction, historical fiction? I'm trying to think of any other genre.

Kidlit? Fan fiction. Textbook. It was historical fiction and it's not good. It's not good? No, that's why I can't let anybody find this book. But you got a publishing deal? It's a historic...

I publish it myself. There's three copies. and I need them destroyed. What was the subject matter if it was historical fiction? It's historical fiction about Teddy Roosevelt having an affair with a mermaid. That didn't happen? I swear to God, I read this book. I thought that happened.

Oh, you read? I've been walking around talking about how Teddy Roosevelt fell in love of the mermaid. Everyone's looking to be like, I'm crazy. I'm like, no, I read the book. It's true, and if you don't believe me, you're not my friend anymore. I always knew something had to be going on in that marriage. I mean, look at Eleanor. She's a sweet girl, but nothing's going on between the two of them, right?

It's historical fiction. I made it up from my imagination, but it's not well written. And it embarrasses me. You made up Teddy Roosevelt from your imagination? I've been talking about him like he's a real guy. The mustache? I thought historical fiction meant that if there's real parts, but it's also fake. It's like when people...

Oh, what, like Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter? Yes, sweetie. Isn't that historical fiction? Yeah, I thought it was just history That's fun A little more fun Real parts but a little fact It's like us

I like you I like you You want to burn my taser sometime Tase me right now Scott have you ever had a Have you ever had a relationship form on the show A romantic relationship Every once in a while

And like I'll tell you what I tell them If you want to go on a second date We'll pay for it This was the first date Yeah exactly The first date is on a podcast I guess if something blooms here. Sure, yeah.

I don't know, but maybe I jumped in to her. Anywhere in the world. We'll pay for you to go. I think a first date has to, I think it has to have a bit more excitement in it. I mean, you mentioned hunting on the, well, that's true. I'm sorry, but that is men. That is men for you. This was a first date.

No, it wasn't. This is a meeting. This is a business interaction. This was a first date. You tased me. Oh, men are crazy. I dated her. You did not date her.

You'll work together. Go off, sister. her go off speak oh i dated her she's crazy you didn't date her okay she's your mailman she's your male man and she's sane as a as a as the opposite of a hatter like a shoe salesman yes she's a sane as she's a sane as a shoe salesman say that three times fast i'm sorry so is this y'all's first date then a jason's god oh get him i'm married man she's wrapping on the window right now get him You're ruining the town. I saw her, by the way, flipping around the house.

Yeah, how she'd do it? She's been walking around the house like she does on those mountains? Yeah, I told her. I said, do you want to come in? She said, I'll be comfortable out here. I'll be comfortable out here. If someone were to say that to me, I would say, that's all I need to know. I would just go right inside the house.

Jason, do you vote? Oh, yeah, I vote all the time. And will you be voted for hunk? Down in Texas? Yes. Well, here's the thing. I don't live down there, but I would. You're a Canadian as well.

I'm a Canadian, but I, that's, who cares? You'd vote anywhere. You can bust us in, right? Bus me in. Can I, I just. Do you know some dead people on the rolls that maybe we could say we are? Oh, we know plenty of dead people. We've made them so.

What? Real quick. Hold on, no. Real quick. Even quicker. Go ahead, Scott. Who have you killed? I mean, I know, we know his name, right?

Smink. Oh, you're so negative. Who've you thrilled? Well, I thrilled a Bachelor party about two weeks ago, but they never saw someone spin on their head and do the splits naked. They hadn't seen that. Men are not living these days.

I'm not everyone's seen that. I looked like a fan. An only fan. Is that what only fans is about? Is women doing that? It starts as that. It was only women doing this propellers. You heard of a ceiling fan?

Well, this is a floor fan. I do a headstand and then spin around naked. Yeah, only fans got really lax on their On the requirements, it used to be women who would do that Yep, and now it's any type of men, woman, they got dogs on there without clothing. Well, there's nothing in the rulebook against it. Oh, Jason misses the days where only fans was

fucking the camera. I remember when it was pure. Jason wants his dollar to go farther. What the hell? He wants us something else to go farther, too. I'm only seeing a, woman painting her nails. I paid $5 for this. Show me your whole. $5.5. That's good. Times a thousand.

Jason, you pay for Only fans. I've been paying for only fans since the day it started. Really? You're an early adopter. Well, because I'm an independent creator as well. Oh, I see. So it's supporting the art. Supporting the art, but it's nice that the arts in this case is pornographic. Yeah, right. Now, let me ask you something. Before I met my beautiful wife. That's what Can you put it on her business card because it's for education? I put on a, yeah, of course. Pay for it with a, not actual business cards that you would,

inscribe something on. My business, oh, my business credit card. Exactly. Is this a site where I could go on, make a bunch of fans, and tase myself, and then they would pay me money? I think this is the side. I mean, this might, honestly, Cygney, this might be a better avenue to get yourself money

because just ripping off podcasters, unless you're going to go to those smartless guys. and really just some of the seediest characters you'll ever meet with their high APR credit card scams that they got going on I don't know I think maybe I'd rather shake my titties and taste myself a little bit Instead of having to go hang out with the three of them Just shake your titty

You can actually do almost anything on Only fans which I know Jason's pissed about But he's pissed about the whole dog thing I'm just pissed I'm just I'm pissed about this marriage. I do. You seem to not like her. I don't even invite her in. Invite her in. Do you want to get out of it? Because I think

in between the four of us here, five, sorry, we have a bunch of guns. We got one taser, as I've already mentioned. Okay, here's the thing. Oh, I got two guns in my purse right now, honey. That's four guns. Are you guys good at making things look like accidents? I don't want to get too detailed, but I want to know that first. Oh, you have no idea.

I'll invite her in, but here's the thing. The reason I was embarrassed about this, She doesn't talk. She knows how it is. She just doesn't talk. She doesn't talk. So we could have her in. She said anything to you ever?

Yeah, but quietly. Okay. Okay. It's a lot of whispering. Let's invite her in. You're embarrassed because she doesn't talk. Yeah. Makes sense to me.

You've never, well, hold out a second. This is a guy thing. It's a guy thing. And it's, you've never married someone and then gone, shit. This person doesn't talk. I got to be with this person. They know how to talk, but they don't talk. Yeah.

This is going to. suck for the next, I don't know, 80 years. Wait, how old are you right now? Me, I'm 40. Okay, I don't know. You're going to make it exactly to 120. But who knows? The advancements in modern medicine, who knows?

Jason, you should just let her loose. Someone's going to like that she doesn't talk. You're not a good partner. Go off. Actually, I know a lot of husbands who would switch places with you, you know what I mean? Not me. I want someone. If you're talking about, Hank, you are dead wrong.

He left that I jibber-dabber all away. I never shut the fuck up around Hank. Do you see him much? No. He's not around each other much. You ever wonder if Hank is partaking with his friends? Yeah. Is it like a...

If Hank, well... What did you call it yourselves, hunting wives? If it's like the opposite of that, you know... Hunting hubs? Well, what's the opposite of hunting? Like, foraging. Peaceful. Oh, yeah.

Foraging frats? Oh, no, gathering. Gathering guys. Yes, gathering guys. Yes, gathering guys. Guys, thank you. We finally got it. Now, he has a crew of gathering guys, but they're also above board. They're pastors, their sheriffs, their doctors.

These are all people that have never done anything wrong in their life. Historically. Okay, but you haven't gone along on any of these trips that they go on. Well, no, no, no. And he comes back and his boxers are soaking. With what, though? I don't know with what. I taste it. I guess hunting potion or gathering potion maybe or something.

Oh, I think it's an salted gathering potion. You might be right. You might be out of something. Gathering potions is the sort of thing they drink before they gather. It's like an energy fuel. Something like that, yeah. It can be easy to spill because I know the containers it comes in. You see a big berry, you get so excited, and your hands start shaking.

Funniest thing, his pants are stretched out to oblivion. I'm not even joking. Is it like a little look at like parachute pants, like MC Hammer kind of thing? Well, he goes with just slings. him khakis, and he comes back and it's almost like a, like a maternity wear down there.

Uh-oh. Are they like, tummy-top jeans? What exactly? I just want to, I want to ask an inappropriate question. Go ahead. Is that allowed? This is allowed. Anything goes here on Comedy Bang Bang.

I put it in a fun way. Is Hank hung? Well. Thank you for clarifying. Oh, because I didn't like it. Oh, he's hung. Like, oh, I switch. Oh, God.

No, I don't, I don't joke around about. Is that a lyric from Rudolph the red nose brain here? Like a light switch. Like a light switch. Yeah, remember he, Rudolph had the red nose and he was hung like a light switch. In any case, what were you going to say about Hank? I was going to say, it's all different sizes, depending on the season. Oh, now, I've heard about this.

Some guys are doing seasonal effects of penis. Yes, in the summer, it's long and strong. but in the winter it's tiny and shriveled like a raisin oh that's the lyric from root off the red nose right and that's why there's that line they were flying through the air during the raisin days of December right that's right but I got him one of those red lights for the winter I don't know what you're talking about you said that like it was on his nose does he wear it on his nose no it's a red light is what you get for seasonal effective disorder so you can see the sun and feel gray

Oh, the happy life. That's right. Lengthens his member during the winter years. That's right. During the winter years, he'll get that right down there, and it won't feel as bad. But we're barely intimate. I'm so sorry. I mean, you're out there with your hunting wives, though, and he's with the gathering guys.

Yeah, listen, we're happy, we're wealthy, and we're healthy. What else matters in Texas? You have kids? We have two. Well, then you did your job. We have two. Neither from either of us. They just started to show up one day.

That's what I got going on. Oh, really? If you need any more or if you want us to take them, shit, we got too many. I don't even notice. It doesn't really matter how you get him. One showed up, he's in his late 40s. But we don't say a damn thing. Well, I mean, look, you know, families these days are all kinds of weird.

You know what I mean? You got families are made out of, sometimes it's two fathers. You have a basket case situation in a 40-year-old man who's pretending to be your son, you know? I mean, it's equivalent. Families can look like anything. Families can be two women. And families can be a little, got a little mucusy guy that lives in a basket. Sure.

And a strange rando who just showed up in your house one day. Yes. Is the mucus coming from inside, like, bleeding out of him, or is he dipped in mucus? It's bleeding out of him. So it's not a dipping sauce that you ordered. It's pus. It is pus. That's what I thought I was smelling.

It's pus that's sort of seeping out of him because he does not have that outer skin layer. I see. So it's all like underdermis, not epidermis. Yes, it's all to use the word. Yeah. But he's very underdermis. That's actually quite tasty. Speaking of dip in sauce.

Oh, you've been trying some of the pus coming off? A little bit. I mean, you know, trying to think twice. What's his name? Shmink. Shmink. I'm sorry, I haven't written it down. I don't know why you keep looking at. Well, I knew it sounds like my name.

It's written down right there. Well, look, guys, we can sit here talking about what's written down, what's not written down, but we can all agree that we're running out of time, right? Well, let's turn off the mics and talk about that. Okay, you know what? I wouldn't mind. But unfortunately, we are running out of time. We only have time for one final feature on the show.

That is, of course, a little something called plugs. You're a movie star. No. A TV star. No. A stand up. Nope. Okay, fine.

You just do a lot of podcasts. Yep. But that's okay here. We're in the bang bangle sphere. If your bit was a hit or a swing and a miss, you can always take solace and this. Ooh, if you were playing second fiddle. We don't open this bag, just a little. We open it wide to see what's inside the plug, baby.

Gorgeous. That was the ungrateful plug by Rising Todd. Thank you so much to Rising Todd. If you want to hear your plug theme on this show, head over to CBBWorld.com slash plugs. there you will find everything you need to upload your own songs or do remixes of our songs. And thank you to Rising Todd for that.

Guys, what do we plug in to Jason Manzookas? What do you plug it this week? Scott, uh, watch my show, of course, on TV group of the Zooks on YouTube. Uh, but I do want to say that the sloppy boys are going out to tour. Okay, the sloppy boys are the fake comedy band that... They are the musical rock band. They've got a podcast.

It's three fun guys. The shows are going... Three guys pretending to be musicians go out there. If you could keep the comments down, you're kind of busting up what I'm sort of doing here. This is the reason I'm here. Oh, okay. I thought the reason you were here is maybe to talk about this new Spider-Man movie,

but all right, go ahead. Well, I've forgotten about that. I got to write that stuff down. Go go see the sloppy boys. They're going to be on tour pretty much all through October and November. I could name up... Was I? Including Halloween?

Let me just check the dates here. No, we will be at home in our beds on Halloween. They will be. You're touring this fall. This fall? Okay, that's when a penis is sort of like half-mass. Yeah, oh, we shouldn't, they shouldn't have any problems with their penises getting in the way of the drum kit or anything like. Okay, oh, good, yeah, I was a little worried about that.

So, yeah, go check them out, see Mike Hanford, too. He's going to be a tour in September. He'll be doing a couple shows. Where do people get information about these occurrences? Thank you, Scott. You're going to check out the sloppy boys. Yeah, go to their Instagram page. It's all linked up there.

Why not? Why not? It's easy. But check us out. It's going to be fun as fun. And then Mike Hamford, this comedian, he's doing shows. Stand-up comedian. He's doing a show in Brooklyn and Bethlehem, PA, and then he's going down to Atlanta for the first time ever. For the first time. That's right. He's doing an hour of stand-up, and I got to say, I caught it.

Yeah. It's a fucking great show. Wow. People don't know what he's got, Scott. I don't know what he's got. I've only seen him five minutes, 10 minutes, 15 minutes. I think he opened for us on the last company Bang Bang Tour. That's bullshit. That's bullshit. Now it's a full hour of that bullshit. It's grown to a full hour of bullshit. Wow, I love this. All right. You love it. Signy, what are you plug in here?

Well, God, God damn. I just hope y'all go out there and buy a bag of Gardettos because it really saved my ass. I've never even heard of them, but I will try to buy them if I can find it. Is it an East Coast product? It might be an East Coast thing because I could not believe y'all never heard about Gerdittos. I mean. Gardettos is a poor man's checks mix. Whoa, I would, it's got an Italian-like name.

I would venture to say it's actually. It's actually the expansive person's checks mix. It's got too much spice in it. Too much, how much spice is too much for you? I mean, it's a rye cracker of some sort? No, it's a mix. It's literally checks mix, but spicier. It's the refined person's checks mix.

It's got a, it packs a little punch. It's true. And you can buy just the rye crackers, and I would be happy if you bought just the rye crackers. Can I come clean with something? When you said Godetto's before I said, That's some type of a green potato. I really had never heard of it before. Really?

Yeah. It was important for me to say that. In earnest? You never heard of Gardettos? I've never heard of Gardetto before. You eat Gardettos and it makes your booty bigger. Everybody knows that. You never tried to have a bigger booty?

Then I must have had a few. Jesus. I was going to say, you got a dump truck. I'm getting big back there. I'm getting big. It's enormous. Okay, let me just say, a Jason's got cake. A Jason's got cake, and he was trying to put it on his only fans, but I don't know if a camera

bringing up. That is an Oakland booing up. That is an Oakland boo. that's encroaching into San Francisco, my friend. Thank you. There wasn't a compliment, necessarily. But anything else you're plugging? You can catch Ellie Woods on Instagram.

Ellie Woods, 5-5, maybe. She is currently appearing. She's currently peeing where? She's currently peeing in the bathroom, but she's currently appearing as Beatrice and much ado about nothing in theatrical and botanicum. She's not doing it all the time. She's the understudy.

It's very cool. That sounds amazing. And what's your name? Tinky. Now, I need y'all to register to vote. In Texas. For my husband, Hank Clydesdale. These are all names you know. I don't.

These are all names that you're intimately acquainted with and you say them all the time. Listen, I have a memory. like an aunt, it's actually a problem because my partner but my other partner his memory is insane Are you talking about I'm talking about Neil Campbell

you got a memory like that's actually disturbing which now that reminds me of the plug I want to plug Yes Digman on Comedy Central Now that's season two season two every Wednesday even when South Park isn't on

when they take a week off for some weird reason it still will be on yes they've been they power through they got their shit to get that's the right yeah so it's on Comedy Central

every Wednesday at 730 and that was my plug for him I mean I appreciate you seating your plugs over to this guy Neil Campbell I thought you were talking about Tinky and Glicky? Shmink.

Shmink, I believe. Yeah, what's going on with Shmink? Anything to plug? Schmink wants you to watch the Los Galtarisa's Award. They're on Peacock now. Oh, Schmink. They were fun to work on. Okay, Schmink.

Go off, Schmink. Go off, Schmink. Schmink loves Bravo. All those bitches in Salt Lake City. Wait, I listen to that podcast. Schmink loves Bravo. I love that podcast. There was a Los Coleristas's

culture award show and that is on Peacock now. Yeah. Cool, I watched it. And somehow it keeps taping it over and over and over. I think they air it five times a day or something and so there'll be... Hey, do writers get residuals from cable?

I don't think so. Okay, Hank, you better win the election. Oh, all right, I want to plug, hey, go over to CBB World. I mentioned it before. There we have the entire archive of comedy bang bang every single episode ad free every single live episode we've ever done all ad free

plus if you sign up for the Maximus tier we have other shows like CBB Presents where people from this show not you at Jason Manzukas get their own shows I haven't been listening for the last five and uh we also have Scott hasn't seen where I watch movies

that I haven't seen before we're in the middle of Sprague hasn't seen month and um we also have college town the neighborhood listen so much going on over there and it's relatively inexpensive of Fan Juan being to mention because he'd been hearing about it for three years and thought it must have

thought he had to be creases or something in order to be able to afford it and then went on the actual page I was like, it's only $5? What am I doing? Oh, that's probably too expensive for me. I won't even take the time to punch in the letters.

All right. Well, in any case, head over there to CBB World. All right, let's close up the old plug bag. Yeah. We all have. In these bags are lots of plugs. We need these bags. It's time to open up the plug bag. You've got to

2025. Because it's not time to close it up just yet. It's not time to close it up just yet. dude up in the flock back with me dude please don't close in and be rude please don't place in and be rude wow if you're wondering

will you require these to be under a minute that was 55 seconds I think we've got to start being Was that making this? I think it might be actually no it was we all have bags by William Hickman Thank you so much to William Hickman.

And guys, speaking of a thank you, I want to thank you for being on the show. With Jason Manzoukis, so wonderful to see you. Say hello to Jason for us. I will. When I see him next, when he's pulling out of his garage, uh, garage. That's usually when I see him, we have our conversations. Hey, William Hany. Are you pulling in while he's pulling out?

No, I'm just hanging in the front. Hanging with Zooks. Hanging with Zooks. Yeah. In the front. And, uh, I want to thank you, Cygney. Oh, thank you. And I apologize.

Oh, no problem. I'm sorry. I came in hot. I brought my taser out. I tease you a car. No, no problem. It was silly. It was silly.

I was desperate. If I was mad at every single guest who wanted to rob me, starting off with this thing, well, you know. I only have, like, $5 million left. In any case, good luck to you. I hope you do well. Thank you. Thank you. Tinky and Schmink.

Oh, honey. We've had a wonderful time, even though we might not be getting your vote. We've just had a fantastic time. So Schmink and I are going to get on out of here. that was me putting him back in my back Oh he's on your back again Yep he's connected to my back again Oh wow

Bartn always means it's connected It's a suction It's a suction kind of thing That's the way the mucus sounds When he just settles back into his back Yeah I'm wondering if we've been talking about shmink the whole time We haven't heard

Could he just say goodbye at least? Thank you Oh He sounds weird Yeah I don't know I don't know he has a voice for podcasting. Looks like he sounds. Yeah.

Well, thanks, Schmink. Great to see you. Bye, bye, Schmink. All right. And thanks to all of you for listening. We'll see you next week. Thanks. Bye.

Bye.