Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - Thong Seduction (Andy Samberg, Neil Campbell, Mitra Jouhari)

Episode Date: July 21, 2025

This week, Andy Samberg, Neil Campbell, and Mitra Jouhari join Scott to discuss their favorite Tex-Mex cuisine, the new season of “Digman!”, and why it took so long to get a second season. Then, positivity ambassador Sonny Price drops in to discuss why spreading positivity is so important. Later, dating coach Elizabeth Bitch joins to share her unique dating techniques. Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/cbb 

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We have an exceptional show this week. Coming up a little later, we have an ambassador. We also have a dating coach who has a new book out. That's very exciting. But before we get to them, let's get to our guests of honor. And I truly mean it is an honor to have them. Should I introduce you individually or collectively? Collectively for sure, right? Collectively. Yeah. Say all three names at once. you individually or collectively? Collectively for sure, right? Collectively. Yeah. Say all three names at once. All at once. Do you have a Voltron-style name that you call

each other whenever the three of you get into a room together? Yeah, what is our Benifer? Zargonite. Zargonite. Oh yeah, Zargonite. Zargonite, really? Yeah, Zargonites. Okay, the Zargonites are here. Woo! You know them as the creators and stars of the show Digman, which is on Comedy Central season two, premiering this weekend, or no, sorry, this Wednesday. They both start with a W. It's so easy to get those mixed up. That counts. Shouldn't the weekend days start with W as well? I couldn't agree more.

It's hard for me to think of a way that I could agree more. Okay, well, but you are thinking very hard right now. I mean, it could be all of the days of the week, but that's just sort of improving on the concept. It's not disagreeing. That's true. That's a good point. Yeah. Let's see.

Uh... Welcome back, Neil Campbell, Meetra Juhari, and making his record-breaking 12th appearance on the show, Andy Samberg. 12? Whoa, record-breaking for me? Yeah, show, Andy Samberg. 12? Whoa, record-breaking for me? Yeah, for you.

No, other people have done it way more. That's what I figured. Jason Mantzoukas has done it 76 times. 76 times, well, I'm on his tail. You'll catch up to him, I truly believe that. I truly believe that. You just have to do every episode for the next couple of years.

Or, hear me out, he dies. Yes, and then I keep going. And you still only do one every two years. He dies by my hand. Oh, okay, good. I do the cast from jail. Because I will not get away with it. Right, no.

I mean, Manzougas, he's gonna be like, ah, scream and help me. Writing your name in blood with his finger. Yep, exactly. How would you kill Jace Manzougas if you could? Like what's the dream way to kill Jace Manzougas? Strangulation during sex with him. Okay, yeah.

I would go secret eggs. Oh yeah, injection or having him eat them? Yeah, just having him eat them. But now you'd have to take away his EpiPen as well because he always has that at the ready. That's what Mitra's on. That's Mitra's part of the bargain. Because I'm the one with the purse.

Oh, okay. So you just take it and put it in your purse and then go, I don't know where it is. I don't know. There's so much stuff in the purse. I'm trying to find it. I can't. Yeah. You'll remember of course,

when we were working on the MTV awards, Andy, Jason Manzougas was writing with Neil and myself. And not Mitra, thanks for nothing. Excluding me. I don't believe you were in town yet. You definitely would have if you had only been in town. We reached out to you wondering if you were gonna be there. What year was it?

2009, so you might've been a... Fully in high school. Yeah. Yep, and that's okay. And thanks for reaching out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But Jason went up to go get a Dodger dog at the Universal City Walk Dodger restaurants that they have

and very casually, almost as an afterthought said, hey, there are no eggs in these bones, right? And they said, oh no, there are a lot of eggs in these bones because eggs are hardly ever in hot dog bones and so he wasn't even gonna ask. He would have been fully dead. Oh. If that had had, do you remember this, Andy?

No. Do you remember this, Neil? No, vaguely. Why do I remember this Andy? No. Do you remember this Neil? No, vaguely. Why do I remember it? Yeah. So anyways, manzookas would be behind me. I'd reach back to Strangler. Flexible. Yeah, it's not a good plan.

Guys, welcome back to the show. I mean, Mitra, you've done it. Oh, Neil, you've done it. You've all done it. You've all done this show before. That's true. Yeah. I talked to you about your podcast, Mitra, last time you've all done it. You've all done this show before. That's true. Yeah, I talked to you about your podcast, Mitra, last time you were on the show, and then Neil, we talked about Dickman last time you were on the show. That's right.

And Dickman is back, baby. Ooh. Yay. Woo-hoo. Mitra, what's your podcast? It doesn't exist anymore. It's defunct. Don't check it out.

Oh. I have a podcast. Oh, that's right. Oh, yeah. That's new for me since I was here. That is true it out. Oh, I have a podcast. Oh, that's right. Oh yeah. That's new for me since I was here. That is true. Your PR person wanted me to mention it, so. Yes.

Well, but remember, I always told you how much I don't like podcasts. Yes, and you didn't even like doing them. No, I mean, I like you and I like the comedy yucks. Yes. But the format disagrees with me. And yet you have one now and you have episode upon episode that you've already done.

How many episodes have you done? I mean, at least 7,000. 7,000, that's too many. Yeah. And this is the Lonely Island podcast. Yeah. And Seth. Yeah, Seth Meyers Lonely Island podcast, it's a bad name.

And. Because it's about Saturday Night Live and yet that's not even in the title. Definitely not. And it's also specifically about all the digital shorts we made, also not in the title. Right. This is bad marketing. And yet the title is quite clunky.

Yeah. Yeah. That's a fantastic podcast where you go through every single one of the digital shorts and you talk about what was going on that week and why you thought of it. And. Yeah. And. And. And. But that's a fantastic podcast where you go through every single one of the digital shorts and you talk about what was going on that week

and why you thought of it. And like, was Lauren mad? And how often was he mad? Like 15% of the time, I think. Really, mad about what? Why would he have been mad? He's just like, my popcorn! Come back with my show!

Oh yeah, that's him. Yeah, he would be mad about TV Funhouse taking over the show all the time, right? Yeah, yeah, he was almost always mad about TV Fun House taking over the show all the time, right? Yeah, yeah. He was almost always mad when TV Fun House was on. And how long is that podcast gonna go? Because you made like a thousand of those shorts. I think it's gonna just be in perpetuity.

Good. Yeah. Well, welcome podcast brother. Thank you so much podcast brother. Wow, it feels different. Welcome to the family. It's so wonderful to have another podcaster on this show. I guess this is totally radical.

Is this your new guy? I like this guy. Yeah, man. Podcasts. They're totally radical. But we're here to talk about Digman, of course. Rip Digman is back after a... How long has the hiatus been?

Like seven years. It was not our fault, the writer's strike is to blame, so thanks for nothing writers. But at least you got that sweet deal out of that writer's strike. Everything's better. We had to do it. I myself am a writer, I'm in the guild, Scott, as you know.

Wow. Yeah. Congratulations. Thank you, and to you as well. Thank you. And Neil? Yeah, I'm in it. Yeah. Congratulations. Thank you. And to you as well. Thank you. And Neil? Yeah, I'm in it. Scott?

I'm in it. They canceled my life insurance, or no, not life insurance, health insurance. What if they took out life insurance on me? How'd they do that? No, they canceled my health insurance during COVID, so I'm mad at them. Why?

Because I didn't make any money that year. Oh, well that seems. Nasty work. Seems nasty. Nasty. But you can't make money that year because we're on strike. I know, it seems... Nasty work. Seems nasty. Nasty. But you can't make money that year because we're on strike. I know, it's nasty.

That's straight up nasty. Anyway, so, but you know, now I'm on Cobra and everything's okay. Yeah, for a second I thought you meant like Cobra from G.I. Joe. Yeah, oh yeah, or Cobra from Sliced Alone's movie. Oh my God, well yeah. Who's better, Cobra from G.I. Joe or Sliced Alone Cobra? Well, Cobra is a whole organization.

Sure. But could Cobra, the man, take on Cobra, the organization? No, he'd get so killed. You think he would get killed, really? He'd take a few down with him. Sure. How many? Seven.

How many people are in Cobra? Hundreds. Thousands. Maybe thousands, like globally Cobra? Hundreds. Thousands. Maybe thousands, like globally? Globally, yeah. Yeah, thousands. Well, but at one time though, like how many Cobra people are in one room at one time?

I mean, if there's like a Cobra convention. Do you know what we're talking about, Mitra? Yes, I do. And I was thinking about Cobra from Lilo and Stitch. Oh, now I haven't seen that movie. You gotta check it out. I hear at one point he, and I'm talking when I say he,ilo and Stitch. Oh, now I haven't seen that movie. You gotta check it out. I hear at one point he, and I'm talking when I say he, I mean Stitch.

Maybe it's it, I don't know Stitch's pronouns. He, him. Oh, it's he, him, okay. I know. Oh, okay. Oh damn. So you've seen the movie. Wait, do you know like beyond the movie though?

I feel like you maybe had like a hookup. It's private. Okay. Stitch takes his fingernail. A lady never fucks Stitch until. Okay. Stitch takes his fingernail. A lady number fucks Stitch and Toe. Whoa. Stitch takes his fingernail and puts it down on a vinyl record and opens his mouth

and music comes out. Is this true? I'm laughing thinking. Yes, so am I and I gotta see this movie. I love both the animated and the live, I'm laughing. Does he do other stuff like that in the movie? He does so much stuff. And is that like a special effect in the movie?

Or is that? Yeah, was it shot in camera? Yeah. It's practical, yeah. Wow. It's just a talent that the real Stitch has. It's funny, right? It's so funny.

And I love the music. I just love Lilo and Stitch. What's the mute? Because in the cartoon, it was the Elvis songs. Hawaiian roller coaster ride. I listen to that in the car all the time. You kind of need to warn us when you have perfect fucking pitch.

Yeah. Neil, you seen Lilo and Stitch? I haven't seen any version of Lilo and Stitch. No versions. Animated nor live action. Andy? Really? These people are allergic to feeling good.

We gotta go see this. I'm down, it just never crossed my path. It's a movie has to cross your path? Yeah, that's how it works. Most people go to theaters and go see them. Honestly, I hadn't seen The Godfather and then I was walking down the street and someone ran up with an iPad and they're like,

oh my God, have you seen this? And I was like, whoa, look at the cinematography. So you sat there for three hours? Yeah, for sure. Sat down right in the street. I have the privilege of having a boyfriend that made me watch The Godfather. Oh, wonderful.

Boyfriends love to do that. Yeah, and the Goodfellas. Do you make you watch Raging Bull as well? Goodfellas, Heat, Robocop, I liked most of them. Robocop's good, yeah. Yeah, the only one I didn't care about was Heat. Yeah, what's going on with Heat, you know? He has a character named Neil.

But he spells it the wrong way. What is it? N-E-A-L? Yeah. This guy. Heat, you can get dudes talking about the sound design of the guns in Heat for hours. Yes.

Like, dude, it just sounds so real. And you're like, okay. Yeah, is that the one where it was like the most guns in picture or like whatever, something? Was that Robocop? It was definitely the movie where Robert De Niro and Al Pacino sat down at Kate Mantellini restaurant. Yeah, that's right.

What's that? It's the restaurant right underneath management 360, of course. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Great. Yeah.

And that's where they sat down and went head to head, mano a mano. Yeah, it's like when Denzel got a baseball stake at the Pacific Dining Car in training day. Oh, that's right. I thought that he was in the Pacific Dining Car in that Unstoppable movie where he's in the train. Could have been both.

But he just gets into that restaurant and then suddenly the train starts going. Oh, and train starts moving. Yeah. I took it at face value and I now realize. Face value, great Phil Collins record. You have to admit. Favorite track on face value, go.

Susudio perhaps. Yes. Yeah, strong agree. When I was a kid and I was first aware of like Quentin Tarantino, I guess probably, Pulp Fiction days and they would show Susudio still the video, I don't know, on VH1 or something. I always thought there was an extra in it.

I was like, is that Quentin Tarantino? Because I just wanted to see him in places. I'm not sure it's not, but. When I was at SNL, me and Fred Armisen wrote a commercial parody called Souscherio, where it was breakfast cereal that was raw fish, and the jingle, you see where this is going. Sushi reel.

Why did this never get on the air? It was firmly rejected. You gotta tell the story on your own podcast. I know. Wow, lots of sushi stuff for you. I know, I do. I mean, I love sushi. It's one of my faves.

Of course, you came back to SNL, Andy, this last year. Here we go, let's get into it. And you made some new digital shorts. Woo! Cause you were like, oh no, I need my podcast to go a few more episodes. Feed the pod. That was why.

Yeah. Gotta feed the pod. And you played the prospective first gentleman. I did. Doug. Emhoff. Emhoff! Took me a second too. We don't have to remember him anymore. Nope. Emhoff. Emhoff. Took me a second to.

We don't have to remember him anymore. Isn't that great? Yeah, yeah. Well. That's great. I don't know that it's. I would prefer we all did. But what a thrill to be walking down the halls

of Studio 8H once again. I felt like I was in the movie Saturday Night. Yes, oh my God. Starring everyone. Starring everyone! Starring everyone we know! Wow. Paul Rust. Paul Rust, of course. Paul Schaeffer. Did they cast everyone in that movie according to their first name, like him? I haven't thought too hard about it, but I assume so. So they had to find someone named Chevy, right? Yep. Yeah. The car, yeah. Oh, a car played Chevy Chase in that movie?

Big. Or maybe the person who owns Chevy's, the Tex-Mex chain? Oh, sure, yeah, why not? He's probably named Chevy. If he's not, it's false advertising. Yeah, exactly. Cause it is a possessive apostrophe S. Favorite Tex-Mex restaurant?

Neil. Restaurant. Wrong. I don't know. Tex-Mex. Yeah. No, that's my answer. There's a place called Tex-Mex. You said restaurant and I said Tex-Mex. I see. Okay.

What about you, Andy? I can't think of any. Chilis? I mean, Chevy's, I guess. Chevy's and Chilis, I think those are maybe the only two. Is Chilis Tex-Mex? I think so, isn't it? Let's look this up on Wikipedia.

What's Laredo? I mean, I am there. I'm there. I'm there. I'm there. I'm there. I'm there. I'm there. I'm there. Chiles? I mean, Chevy's, I guess. Chevy's and Chiles, I think those are maybe the only two. Is Chiles Hex-Mex? I think so, isn't it? Let's look this up on Wikipedia. What's Laredo?

I mean, I am their spokesperson, I should know. You're doing Chiles commercials these days, really? Check this shit out. At Chiles, we're gonna fucking. We're gonna fucking. We guarantee it. You're gonna poop the next day. You're gonna fucking slam down a plate of the grub.

And you're gonna be all, chili-o-s. You're gonna wake up sweating in the middle of the night, gasping for water, chilies. Late breaking news on the Wikipedia. Chilies serves American food, Tex-Mex cuisine. Yes. And dishes influenced by Mexican cuisine. Such as shrimp tacos.

Shrimp, you like that? Yeah. Or sushi. I've eaten a shrimp. Mm-hmm. Quesadillas? Mm-hmm. And fajitas.

Dag to the wood. Yes. They also offer a vegetarian menu. Oh. Yes. Yay. Okay. Stop into a Chili's this weekend.

You're not gonna regret it. Could we get this whole rig, the mics, all of it, put it all into the- The flatbed truck. Yep, while still recording. Yes. Head on down to, you're guessing where I'm going with this.

I think I do, Chili's. Mickey D's! Oh, shit! At the airport. Get on a plane to the furthest place that we can find. What is the farthest place you could fly to from Los Angeles, I wonder? There's a website.

The moon, yeah, oh wait, Pluto. Pluto. You know how at Burbank Airport there's a Guy Fieri restaurant? Yeah. Nicole Byertolby, she took a date there. Like they weren't flying anywhere. You have to go through security to go to the Guy Vieri restaurant.

She said she bought the cheapest tickets she could find. Funny. And she was like, he wasn't that into it. I was super annoyed. I thought it was the coolest idea. I was like, I would have been so in heaven. And then I would have flown wherever we were flying to as well. Made a weekend out of it.

And you know where that is. Talking to Scott. Fuck town. Vegas, baby. And you know where that is. Talking to Scott. Fuck town. Vegas baby. Oh no. Fuck town. Yeah.

Well, Digman is back. Oh man, in such a may-hor way. Rip Digman, of course, we also have Saltine. Yes. That's us. He's an adventurer, of course, an archeologist. And he's back. And Saltine, of course, RIP student,

current assistant archeologist. And what kind of adventures do they get into this season? I think Neil has to answer this. He's our show runner. Oh, okay, well. All kinds of adventures. Oh! They're looking for artifacts. They're going to the bottom of the ocean.

They're flying through the air. They're going on that. I'll tune in. What about fire and earth? Yes, well, does lava count as fire? I guess so, yeah. It's very hot. Yes, and by the way,

they're standing on earth right next to the lava, so. Oh, okay. So you're covering all four of the elements. Yes. Wow. Of course, what about the fifth element? Love. It was made with love, but. Oh, okay.

None of the characters have any for any. How do you make it with love? Do you kiss every individual frame? Yeah, you sell as it kind of goes through the, they stamp it and then. Yeah. Is she the fifth element? She's the fifth element in the fifth element?

She's? She, she. She, the character. Oh, the character, oh, I haven't seen it since opening night. Opens her mouth and like all this like light and stuff shoots out. Oh yeah, yeah, she's in it too. I like the part where she is watching a video

that has all of human history and then it gets to Hitler and she cries. Yeah. The correct cries. Yeah. The correct response. Yeah. Just seeing a picture of the guy. Like it had nothing to do with like what he did or anything like that.

So fugly. Put it back on that. She cried cause he was so fugly. I cried cause Hitler was so fugly. Oh man, it's basically crying. How hard to be that man. Digman is back.iggman is back. Diggman is back.

All right. How many upies we talking? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say eight. Wow, and now the first season had eight. Hey, that's right. And then this second season now has eight? Yeah, it's serendipity. Wow.

Do you think like next season they'll say, hey, could you give us 300? Yes, of course I think that. Also there's like a sliding door scenario where they asked for that initially. Whoa, yeah. And they go like, how many of these do you think you could make in your lifetime?

What if they had said that to South Park where they were like, tell you what, how many episodes of South Park, or The Simpsons, you know, like both of it, like just like, hey, we'll give you a 500 episode order right now. Like it would have Simpsons, you know, like both of, like, just like, hey, we'll give you a 500 episode order right now. Like it would have been cheaper than, you know, every couple of years they do, you know what I mean? Yeah, because they gotta renegotiate.

Yeah, exactly. They should do that with every show. Just, we'll make 500 right now. It'll be cheaper. I mean, I feel like they've done that in the past. Yeah, they did it, well, they did a 100 episode order with that anger management show, the Charlie Sheen show. Oh. Did they? Yeah. I feel like maybe there was like a Tyler Perry show they did that with also. Yeah, they did it. Well, they did a 100 episode order with that anger management show the Charlie Sheen show Oh, did they yeah, I feel like maybe there was like a Tyler Perry show. They did that. Yeah, they do

Yeah, they do. Yeah, and he shot all those in like three weeks CBS evening news. Yeah, 60 minutes. Yeah the embattled 60 minutes And meet her you wanted to get into that right you wanted to talk about the Paramount Skydance merger, right? Yeah, like if you have any questions about it, let me know. What is a merger? It's when two stuff goes together. Like double stuffed cookies? In that way, sort of, yeah.

Great. And as a Paramount shareholder, will I be voting on this merger at some point? If you're in line, stay in line. All right, thank you. Did you get paid in shares? Oh no, Neil. You got to get paid in shares? Oh no, Neil. You gotta get paid in money next time.

Oh no, no. I just wanted stock options. Oh, Neil. Speaking of cookies, is there anything a boomer like more than a mint mulatto? That's what I'm talking about. You can exceed all that kind of stuff and more on Digment on July 23rd. Now of course, the country of origin of this show is the United States. The original language is English.

Thanks for that. See. You got the info. And created by the two of you, the masterminds, Neil and Andy. Thanks for saying that. Wow, jeez. An animated sitcom. Yes. Yeah. This animated sitcom. Yes.

Yeah. This is all accurate so far. The theme music composer, Trevor Rabin or Rabin? Rabin. It's Rabin. From the band Yes. That's so Rabin. That is so Rabin.

It's the Trevor I can see. He's from Yes? Yeah. From Yes. Owner of a lonely heart. He also did the score for the movie Hot Rod. That's how we knew him. Did he really?

Yeah. So we hit him up. And he also did the score for the movie Hot Rod. That's how we knew him. Did he really? Yeah. So we hit him up. And he also did the score for National Treasure. Oh, okay. Very apropos. Because this is, look, if you haven't seen Digman, this is, we're not telling any lies here when we say, your voice is based on Nicholas Cage in National Treasure. It certainly started there.

It certainly started there. Maitre likes to say it's evolved. Yeah. Yeah, that's kind of the stuff I'm always saying. Is this like Homer Simpson started out as like a Walter Mathau impression and then it evolved into the Homer that we all love? Is that true?

That is true. Well then yes, this is exactly like. So what's it sound like now? Now it's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. So he sings the entire time. Oh, it's full singing. Ripped human. Full musical. It's like, it's a lot, a lot, like Wicked.

Really? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And what, when you say it like that. We're like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. That's the note, I hit it. I do wanna clarify one thing. Yeah. Season one came out.

On the show, they call each other Archees. That's sort of the parlance for an archaeologist. Someone said, that's not really what archaeologists call each other. And the thing I want to clarify is, we know that. Okay, we're making headlines here. We were having some fun by coming up with a fun word. How did they get ahold of you?

I'm wondering, how did they get this information to you? Perhaps a comment that was left where I couldn't help but see it. Ah, I see. Because you're not, Neil, you're not incredibly active on Sultine Media. I really am not, but. And yet you happened upon this comment. Yes.

And it's stuck in your craw. It's stuck, yes. I was like, I guess I never realized we needed to clarify that, but we made it up. What other things did you make up? Kind of all of it. Well, Saltine's real. Saltine's real. Yeah, based on a real person.

We just follow her around and kind of see what she gets up to. Oh, that's the easy way to write a show. Just follow one person around. Everyone's life is interesting if you just follow them around. It's good for the animators too. They can just mocap it. Yeah. Usually when I follow people around, they head right to the police station

and then it kinda ends there. Yeah, we've been tricking this real life saltine. She thinks like the hottest style is this sort of skin tight suit with ping pong balls all over it. Good, okay. So she just wears that everyday thinking it's like really kind of the coolest thing. And then you just put it in the backgrounds around her.

And then yeah, we just sort of follow the camera and shoot it. And then add my voice in the backgrounds around her. And then, yeah, we just sort of follow the camera and shoot it. Wow. And then add my voice in. She has a really unpleasant sound. Oh really? Not nice like mine. Yeah, correct. Yeah, 100%.

Not melodious. And then how does she go meet Rip Digman along the way or? We take some artistic license with her. Okay. She has her liars. Perhaps. Okay. So you guys are liars. Perhaps. Not unlike Jacob himself. Jacob from the Bible?

Jacob the liar, the Robert Williams movie. Oh, of course. I was like, I don't remember Jacob lying in the Bible. Are you an Old Testament guy? I'm full, what's the different one? There's a newer one. I'm that. Wow.

You like the newer Testament. I definitely like that. Hell yeah. Scott. Hell yeah. That's the one where good old JC comes in. He changes the game. That's my guy.

Yes. And then they killed him. And then he came back to life. Spoiler, but yeah. Yeah. And then he hung around for like two weeks and was like, Asta! And just like floated up to heaven. But before that he lived at a brothel, right?

Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I know my stuff. Sounds like he had Riz. Yeah, that guy had mad Riz. Speaking of mad Riz, Rip Dickman is back. Yes, thank you. And I'm looking at the Wikipedia here and it says it's produced by CBS studios, MTV entertainment studios, Dandy Flower Productions, Lonely Island Classics, of course, and Titmouse.

Titmouse, they're drawing it. I gotta give them credit. Yeah, what's Dandy Flower Productions? That's my shingle. That's your shingle! Wow! This is a good team. So walk us through it.

How'd you arrive at the name? It's the last name of a fake character I've done in a show called Spoofmas, and so I just used that. Fuck you. Funny character. Yeah, it seemed clear. It was clearable. Has anyone seen it at the end of our show and gone, hey, it's the last name from the guy from Spoofmas?

One person. Really? Who was that? A super fan of Spoofmas, in fact. Who checked out the show? I didn't realize that there was super fans of Spoof Mess, in fact. I didn't realize that there was super fans of Spoof. I, of course, did that show one time. Yeah, you've, was that Obama's elf?

Was that? Yes, that was where, okay, I played, I sang, am I human or am I Santa? Right, right, right. And then Coolop sang, Coolop sang, Obama's elf, I wanna be Obama's elf. That's beautiful. Yeah.

There's some classics. Yeah, there is, it was a good show. This is a show that Neil does every Christmas where people come and do the worst parody songs of all time on it. Yes. Can I share mine? Yes, what were you?

Have yourself a tasty little burger. And I taped a burger to the bottom of a chair and one lucky audience member got a burger. Was it upside down or I guess it does matter? This is in the wrapper. Oh, it was in wrapper. Yeah, for respect. Can I ask where the burger was from?

It was from McDonald's, the now canceled McDonald's. Is McDonald's now canceled? I think, I don't even wanna go there. Well, you know, as a Campbell, there's an ancient Campbell-McDonald rivalry. Right. You may recall from Mad Men when Pete Campbell's trying to get his daughter

into a private school. Oh yeah. It's like a McDonald's school and the guy, they like punches him or whatever. I do not recall that. Wow, so you're part of that proud lineage? Yeah, so even as a kid, my parents, I like threw up McDonald's once and they're like,

well, it's probably because of this ancient clan battle between the McDonald's and the Campbells. Your parents sound cool. Yeah. He also has piercing blue eyes. You think he's based on you? Ronald McDonald? Vincent Carhyper.

Yeah. I think so, yeah. I actually can't think of what color Ronald McDonald? Vincent Carthager. Yeah. Yeah. I think so, yeah. I actually can't think of what color Ronald McDonald's eyes are. Ronald McDonald, like, it's fun. Like, we love him. We see him in these commercials. He's our favorite guy.

But if you saw him in real life, this would be scary, wouldn't it? Disgusting pervert freak. I didn't wanna say it, but yeah, exactly. You're saying without the makeup. Oh, sure, yeah. Yeah. That's why he wears the makeup.

Cause of all the scars all over his face. Like if the fifth element girl saw him without the makeup, she'd cry. Don't you think, but both of them in their makeup, kind of a match made in heaven? Yeah. Defo to the DFO. Similar color schemes. Well, Digman is back this Wednesday.

God. Rick Digman, back on the scene in Saltine, of course. And season one's all on Paramount Plus. If you missed season one, you can go watch it on Paramount Plus. Yeah. And. Like, did you enjoy Yellowstone?

Check out Diggman. Is that the only thing on Paramount Plus? Exact same tone. 1923? Go check out Diggman. Yes, bro. You like evil? Diggman's around the corner.

Well, this is exciting. It comes out this Wednesday, and you know where my little butt is gonna be is on that couch of mine, just laughing my tits off. Yes. Just watching your show. It's a great show. Tits rattling with laughter.

Yes, my tits just rattling around going jingle jangle. This Wednesday on Comedy Central we should mention, and of course it's a Dandy Flower production. Yes. We need to take a break, but when we come back, Andy, you're gonna stick around, and Mitra, you're gonna stick around, but Neil, you have to go, right?

Yep, bye. Okay, well, we're gonna come right back. We'll have more with Andy, more with Mitra, and we'll have an ambassador, plus a little bit later a dating coach. We'll be right back with more Comedy Bang Bang after this. Woo! Woo! Woo!

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Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Hi-yo. That gave me a little taste. Sure. You know, you have Rip and Saltine here. We could fully just do a scene. Do an improvise a scene right here. Of course, Amitra Juhar, you play Saltine is here. Hello. Improvise a scene, here we go. Do you need a suggestion? Noon. Noon? Yeah, Noon, N-O-O-N.

Okay. Palindromic. Saltine, what time is it? Noon! Thank you. Wow! This is what people can see when they watch Digman this Wednesday on Comedy Central.

Stuff like that, yeah. Stuff like that, yeah. Digman doesn't wear a timepiece. He's always asking what time it is. Yeah, especially if it's noon. Sure. He doesn't know how that feels. That's when he takes his medication.

He always has to make sure that he takes it right on time. Yeah, yeah. Are you trying to get me to do it more? Maybe. I gotta take my medication, where is it? In my bag! Because the girls have the purse. Yep.

This is a good episode. Yeah, you gotta check it out. Are we recording? Yeah, I really, I do a lot of work to kind of drop into the voice, into the character. Both very different. Well we have another guest, Neal Campbell, who is the co-creator of Digman Had to Leave, but we have another guest coming on the show right now. He is an ambassador.

In fact, he's a positivity ambassador. Please welcome Sonny Price. Scott, thanks so much for having me, dude. Bring it in. Oh, dude, I love your outfit. I could never pull that off, man. That's awesome. There you go.

Dude, Andy love your outfit. I could never pull that off, man. That's awesome. Here you go. Dude, Andy, huge fan. I could basically spend this entire interview geeking out over your IMDB. But I'll spare you. I'll spare you. Okay, thank you. Mitra, dead. I'm dead. I am such a huge fan. Oh my God. It's awesome to be here, guys.

It's so awesome to meet you. Yeah, great to meet you, Sonny. So great to meet you guys. This is awesome. Thank you so much for having me. Our pleasure. So Sonny, you are a positivity ambassador. Yeah, and I'm here today to discuss an initiative I'm launching.

Oh, okay. To help spread positivity. That's what you wanna do. You wanna spread it. Yeah. And make everyone sort of more positive and how will that change society? For the better.

Oh, okay. This sounds good then. I'm glad you asked that question. That sounds really good to me. Yeah, thank you. That sounds positive. Yeah. And so like, I look, I know to most people I seem perfect.

I'm good looking, I have a six figure income, I live in a mansion, I drive a turbocharged convertible sports car, my body seems like it's carved out of bronze. I have a beautiful wife, even if she does have a few tattoos. I have two amazing twin daughters. Do they have tattoos? Temporary tattoos.

Oh, okay. That's all right. Butterflies. But appearances are like Voldemort, Scott. They could be deceiving. That is like Voldemort's got. They could be deceiving. That is like Voldemort, I found. Cause Voldemort, I don't know if you recall, Andy Mitra, Voldemort sort of deceived all of his followers.

Yeah. Well, also he's on the back of that guy's head. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, the whole Tom Riddle scheme. Yeah, sure. Yeah, the guy's quite deceptive. Yeah, of course.

The most deceptive person I could think of when I said that. Sure, of course, yeah. So your life is not what it looks like. Even though it seems like my life is perfect, I actually have a tiny little pecker. Oh. Oh. It's just what I'm telling everybody, nobody is perfect.

How, do you mind giving us some stats? Yeah, yeah. It's I have a tiny little pecker the size of a black bean. So, Andy, that's a little 50. That must have been crazy. Wait, but the size of a black bean? Yeah, a little tiny black bean. And the girth of a size of a black bean.

Full shape, size, girth. Color. No, no, no. the color is much paler. Okay, but what, I mean, that seems freakish. I agree, and so does everyone who sees it. So your life's not perfect in that way, you're saying? I'm not perfect in terms of my tiny little pecker. Right. Okay, so tell me, did you see Frango Lesby at SNL 50?

Oh, the writer, the SNL writer, right? Yeah, I love that show I'm just sort of trying to pick a random name from its 50 years. You're just a fan of hers specifically Well of everybody who worked on this shit. Yeah, I did bump into her and she was in her cups and having a blast That's great. I have a tiny little pecker Yeah, no, we we heard I mean, do you mind if we you know, this Digman is back Do you mind if we love in on your tiny little Peckerman? Sure, yeah. Okay.

Well, usually you can't see it because the pubes in the way. Oh, you don't shave that down? No, I just got one and it's the size of two black beans. Oh, the single pubes. Whoa, like bangs. Is it above? Oh yeah, it's like bangs, like, like, um.

Do you ever style them? The pubes? Yeah, or it, I guess. Sorry, it. I'll steam it sometimes. Ow. Oh. I feel like the emphasis you put on the words black and bean

is not the normal way for me. Like in my experience. Yeah, stressing the first word. That's a great thing to hear. Yeah. Like you say black bean. Instead of black. Black bean.

Black bean. Like each word gets the equal emphasis. Yeah, like black beans. Yeah, black beans. Yeah, yeah, but black beans. Black bean is word gets the equal emphasis. Yeah, like like black beans. Yeah black beans Yeah, yeah, but black bean black bean is how you're saying. Yeah black bean. Yeah Hey, I've never worked in a Tex-Mex restaurant. I don't know how to say it Well, anyway, look it's not just my tiny little pecker I I should say. Oh, why, what else is going on with you? Remember that wife I was talking about earlier? Sure.

The beautiful one with the sea cups? You didn't mention that. Oh, I should've. You did mention her tattoos. Yeah, she has tattoos and sea cups. On the sea cups or? Well, yes. Does she have tattoos of bee cups on?

She's actually not beautiful. She's ugly. Oh. Oh, no. And she's just a drawing I made. Oh, Sunny! The second part was actually a bigger twist. Yeah. Yeah. Sunny, that's... So I know my life seems perfect. I mean, less so now. That beautiful wife is just a drawing I made and not a good one, an ugly one. Do you mind if we see the drawing? Yeah, here it is.

Why did you make her so ugly? Oh. It's the best I can do. But you gave her buck teeth. I was trying to draw a beautiful smile. And acne scars. I was trying to draw laugh lines. Big mustache, gorgeous mustache, but why?

I was trying to shade the nose. I see. Well? Well, I mean, yeah, you can't say you're married when it's really just a drawing I was trying to shade the nose. I see. Okay. Well? Well, I mean, yeah, you can't say you're married when it's really just a drawing that you've made. Well, yeah, now as for those twins that make my life seem so perfect. Yeah, what's going on with them?

They're actually octuplets. Oh. Oh. And they're just a package of eight hot dog buns. Oh. Yeah, they're moldy and I tuck them in every night. By the way, okay, so they sell hot dog buns in packages of eight, but then hot dogs

in packages of six. Tell me how that makes sense. Yeah, it's 10 actually. Oh, I go to a bad store. Yeah, they're shorting you on four of the hot dogs. Oh yeah. Now I know why it's called four shorties. Oh, okay.

Are you sure it's not four women who are in charge of the store or? I'm sure they're tall and they're non-binary. Oh, okay. Yeah, this, I mean, no, that's bad. If you have an old, stale, moldy package of hot dog buns that you're still keeping, that's bad enough, but then to consider them your twins.

Yeah, I agree. I'm just trying to get everyone to feel more positivity. Okay, is there anything else in your life though? That turbocharged sports car I was talking about earlier? The one that's cherry red. It's actually an oversized dung beetle I ride around on, created in the lab by my cousin, the so-called scientist, Dr. Tavarius.

Oh. Oh. I mean, that's cool. That's cool you have a scientist cousin. Yeah. So-called. I'm not sure he got his degree. But degree or no, he's found a way to enlarge small things

and make, I guess enlarging means make them larger. Yeah, and I couldn't agree more. That's what he's done. And I ride around on the back with the one, with his saddle. Has he made anything else big? Ladybugs? Yeah, and I couldn't agree more. That's what he's done. And I ride around on the back with the one, with his saddle. Has he made anything else big? Ladybugs? Have you thought about asking him

to enlarge your black bean? I haven't. That's good, I'll call him. Yeah, give him a call. Are you worried though, if he were to point it at, like he points it at one thing, which is you. You are one thing. Yeah, thank you.

That you would just get bigger and like proportionally in your black bean would get- Yes, I'm terrified about that. Still be tiny in proportion to your body. Yeah, I'm scared. Yeah. Do you notice how I'm shivering? Yeah.

That's right. And your teeth are chattering right now as well. Yeah. Probably doesn't help how wet you are. Thank you, yeah. You're welcome. Yeah, it's the middle of the summer. Why did you come in sopping wet?

I misunderstand how to use toilets. Oh, oh, you think the water is supposed to come out on you. Yeah, I think you're supposed to be under it when the urine leaves your body. Oh, I see, okay. I didn't know you're supposed to do something else, I suppose. Is there anything else though, Sunny Price, that...

Remember that six figure income I was talking about? Oh no. Oh no, how many figures? The figures are all behind a decimal point. Oh no. How many figures? The figures are all behind a decimal point. All of them? Yes. And what are the actual numbers? Pi. Oh.

So you make 31 cents a year? 0.31 so on. Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, this is bad. So you don't have a job? Mm-mm. Who's paying you the 31 cents? Commission.

I mean, 31 cents and change. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, yeah. The government. You can't round up though, because it's four. Never mind. I just thought I was on a golf course. I was ducking like four. But that must be it, right? Everything else in your life is. My body looks like it was sculpted out of bronze. Yeah yeah. Yeah it does look like that.

They were sculpted out of bronze by Botero. Oh no. Who's Botero again? Google it. Well that must be it though because I mean that that those are the main things that we knew about I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.

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I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not that's why I want everyone to become aware of that so that they feel better about themselves. I'm trying to spread positivity. It does make me feel slightly better about myself to realize you have it so terrible. Thanks. Where do you live if you don't make any money and you... I just sort of camp under the dung beetle sometimes.

Oh. Does anyone notice this huge dung beetle that you're riding around on? I mean, this is like an oddity of nature. I would say, yeah, people get upset by it. Upset? Yeah, but we mostly just sort of keep to the forest. Oh, okay. I would think that instead of getting upset,

the government might want to harness the power of your cousin. Who is it, your cousin or? My cousin, Dr. Tavarius. But yeah, we're always being chased by this government agent. And have you ever seen ET? I have, yes.

And there's the guy, Keys, who chases them? Sure, yeah. Well now, you know, it is 2025. I'm always getting chased by a guy named FOBS. Can I just, thank you. Thank you. Do you feel, because you feel better about yourself. Yeah, I feel way better. I mean, I feel better about? Yeah. Thank you. Do you feel, because you feel better about yourself. I feel better about my sense of humor too.

Yeah, that's what I'm here for, to make everyone feel better. And of course we all remember the guy chasing the Minitis, his name was Keith. Yeah, thanks. We all remember that. To be honest, Sonny, I want to hear more about your life living in the woods, you know with dr. Tavarius being chased by fobs Oh, yeah, I should have led with that Interesting like right around the back of a dung beetle. I'm being chased by a government agent named fobs How does dr. Tavarius does he ride around on anything? Does it know you just sort of he has a cane and kind of glasses

and he's always grumpy and You know, he's always trying to invent new creatures for me to kind of harness, like something out of the wild crats. Mm, right, of course. And do you have to move from forest to forest whenever Fobbs catches up with you? Yeah, sort of, and we kind of make friends with local animals and sometimes they get enlarged by Dr. Tiferius and we always defeat Fobbs in the end.

But next week he shows up with a new- End of the week, I see. Yeah, we have a weekly adventure. This is like a weekly occurrence for you. A weekly adventure, yeah, exactly. You're moving every single week. What brings you through this area? Just wanted to promote my positivity initiative.

And what do you hope to get out of the positivity initiative? I hope to sort of cheer up Fabs and get him to stop chasing us. You think he might be a listener? Yeah, the time he came over to the podcast, he once dropped his iPod Nano and I looked at it and he was listening to this podcast. Wow.

I gotta go on to this. Hopefully he'll hear this message of positivity stop being so negative chasing me all the time. All right, well Fabs, if you're listening, stop chasing Dr. Tavarius and Sonny Price and, you know, I mean, leave them alone with their big bugs and all that. Thank you, I know you're gonna have

to be a big influence on him, he loves you. Although I can understand his opinion of maybe wanting to enlarge tanks and monkeys and- No, he's part of the military industrial complex and he's always trying to sort of, yeah, create weapons of warfare that he could sell to the highest bidder, no matter their moral stance on anything.

It'd be great if they sold something to the lowest bidder one of these days, you know what I mean? Could be funny, could sort of keep people on their toes. Sure, like, hey. Get like a nuclear bomb for $14. Exactly. Yeah. Well, Sonny Price, Get like a nuclear bomb for $14. Exactly. Yeah. Pretty cool.

Well, Sunny Price, this is- I would snag that. Hell yeah. I don't have anywhere to put it, but I'd find somewhere. For 14 bucks, I'd snag it. It's a deal. Sunny, there can't be anything else about you

that's interesting, is there? I agree. Oh, you're tapped out? I'm tapped. I want you to come back someday on the show. I mean, I want you to stick around. We have to go to a break, but I do want you to come back because I want to hear about these adventures. It feels like that's the real untapped potential part of this guy.

No, I'm going to come back and I'm going to talk more about my positivity initiative. All right, well, we have to take a break. Maitre, you have to take a break. Mitra, you have to go, right? Yeah. That's too bad. But when we come back, we have a dating coach who has a new book out. This is exciting.

Andy, you can stick around. Oh, yeah. Sunny, why don't you stick around? All right. All right, we'll be right back with more Comedy Bang Bang after this. Comedy Bang Bang, we're back. Andy Samberg is here making his record breaking 12th appearance on this show. For me. Yep. It was like one every couple of years. We're in our 16th year here. Well, I haven't done one a year. You haven't done one a year. No, you took a little bit of time off, but then during COVID you did two. Because we had to, man.

Like we had to put out content. We as a community had to lift each other up. We had to come together. Yes, exactly. You put out one right before that fateful day that the NBA canceled their, what was it, the All-Star Game? And then Tom Hanks came out and said he had COVID. Oh, right.

You did one right before that. And then you did one a few months later here in the backyard. Oh, that's right, the outdoorsy one. The outdoor one. That that. And then you did one a few months later here in the backyard. Oh, that's right. The outdoorsy one. The outdoor one. That was fun. That was fun.

I wonder why. I wonder why we did that. In any case, welcome back to number 12. And we also have Sonny Price here. Hey. I noticed you got a phone call from your cousin during the break. Is that, what's his name?

Dr. Dr. Dr. Tavarius. Tavarius. Yes, yes. And it seemed really heated and it seemed like there was some trouble going on maybe in the forest. Yeah, I didn't pay the bill.

Which bill? Tree bill, the tree bill. The tree bill. Yeah, in the forest, you know, there's all these sort of creatures, they have their own sort of government going on. And so you kind of-

So you have to tip everyone and pay all these, all the woodland creatures? Yeah, yeah. But you're using leaves as currency. Oh, okay. So you just forgot to pay the tree business. Yeah, I need to go give a bunch of leaves to a blue heron. Yeah. Cool.

Well, you can do that after the show, right? I can. yeah, thanks. And by the way, guys, thanks for keeping your laughter off Mike. Come on. Well, Sonny Price, great to have you here. Thank you. Would it surprise you though to learn that we are diverting

our attention from you to our next guest? It doesn't surprise me, no. We need to get to them. This is exciting. She's a dating coach and she has a new book out we want to hear all about. Please welcome to the show Elizabeth Bitch. Hi, Scott. Hi.

So nice to meet you, Elizabeth. This is Andy. Hi. Nice to meet you. And this is Sunny Price. Hi, I'm a small pecker. Hey, I can work with that. It's on my client. This is Sunny Price. Hi, I'm a small pecker. Hey, I can work with that.

It's on my client. You're a dating coach. That's what you mean when you say you can work with that. You coach people to when they go on dates or how to get dates. The whole process. I take you through singledom, through widowhood, and then back around again. Wow, that's full service. Yes.

And I have a new book out called Bag That Stag Hag, where I help some of the most busted women find the man of their dreams. So is it, are you calling the readers the hags? Yeah, if you're reading the book, you're a hag and you're trying to get bag that stag. Okay, got it. Wow, so it's a new book.

Wow, this is exciting. It's a new book, yeah. What are some of your tips, tricks, methods? Well, you have to buy the book, of course. But I- Well, that'd be a really uninteresting interview if you just wouldn't tell me anything about your book. I know, my preference would be to tell you nothing,

but I did bring a couple tips that I would like to share. Basically, yeah, so I'm taking you through being totally single to Widowdom and then back around again. So- Okay, so now how many of us are single here in this room? Andy, you. No, I'm hitched.

You're hitched, I believe I'm married. I'm married to a drawing. Right, so. Well, yeah, this guy maybe, he could get married. Well, don't worry, because this is actually more for your wife anyway, because you will die before her, if the stars align.

And then she's gonna need me, because she's gonna need to get a new man, because no one wants to be alone these days in Red Pill America. So first step that I offer is visualization. I've got like really cute little like rhymes for every step. Oh, okay, great. So what's the rhyme for this one?

So visualization, use your mind's eye to find that guy. So- Okay, yeah, I like that. That's catchy. Use your mind's eye to find that guy. Yeah, so for me, I want I like that. That's catchy. Use your mind's eye to find that guy. Yeah. So for me, I want a guy that's born on Christmas. So I'm imagining that, and I attracted my husband of over six months right now.

Congratulations. Thank you. Yeah. He was born on Christmas? He was born on Christmas. So that's- Why were you interested in that? I don't want to buy gifts.

Oh, I see. You don't want to buy two gifts- Yeah. Or do you just go, hey, they cancel each other out, I'm not going to get you anything? It's a negative, yeah. I'm not getting gifts for a guy. So I wanted someone that was born on Christmas so that he was getting gifts from other sources in his life than me.

Okay, well, that's cool. Yeah. And you've been married six months. We've married six months. So you haven't celebrated a Christmas together yet. Right. So how do you think it's gonna go over with you not buying him gifts this Christmas?

I guess we'll find out. And if it doesn't work out, we will of course start from step one, visualization again. Okay, well that's great. So you visualized it, it came true. Yeah. Is that the only step? That's just step one.

Step two is chum bucket. What's this? Chum bucket. Chum bucket? Yes, so if you wanna say yum, you must become chum. Ladies, you have to subject yourself to a wide dating pool of some of the most hideous, disgusting, ugly men in order to meet the man of your dreams.

Okay, so you're saying lower your standards, in other words. I'm saying go on a lot of dates. I encourage my clients to go on upwards of 85 dates per week. I'm talking eight dinners a night. You need to be eating. Wow, I've heard of people like that who like cycle through the apps and do like four a night or five a night,

but that seems like a lot. Eight dinners a night minimum. And do you eat at all of them? Of course. Okay. Because you wanna see if the guy's gonna foot the bill. Ah, and so you gotta... You just gotta be pumping laxatives every day.

Copy that. Yeah. So it's kind of just in and out straight through. How many dates did you go on before you met your, what's your husband's name, by the way? Emilio. Emilio. So how many dates did you go on before?

And I of course took his last name. Oh, what's it? Oh, okay. Emilio bitch. Emilio bitch. What was your, what's your maiden name? Uh, Cunt. Okay. I understand why you wanted to take it.

At first I was like, I wouldn't take that name, but now I got it. Yeah. I like them both. Thank you. Equally? Yeah. Yeah. So how many dates did you go on with Emilio Bitch?

40,000. Wow, that's a lot. High standards. Yeah, wow. Okay, so these are good tips. So put yourself out there, kind of the machine gun theory, just go on a lot of dates with a lot of people, eventually one of them will hit, right?

Exactly, eventually someone's gonna want you back and you're gonna want them and they're not gonna make you wanna throw up when you look at their fucking fugly fucked up face. Right, cool. Yeah. Okay, so that must be the last, oh no, this is another step.

Step three is seduction. So I offer sort of a thong-based approach to seduction. If your thong isn't showing, his hog isn't growing. That does rhyme. Got it, got it. It does rhyme. It does rhyme, which probably means it's true. Yeah, generally speaking.

So where are you showing your thong? Do you mean it's sort of a whale tail kind of thing? Any outfit, yeah. Ideally a sliver of whale tail in of thing? Any outfit, yeah. Ideally a sliver of whale tail in between shirt and pants. That's the most easy, but if that isn't possible, I like to sort of fling it over the shoulder and have like a little bit of thong coming over the tit.

Like they're suspenders or something like that? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Is that confusing? It's not confusing, no. I mean, it just kind of reminds me of like Borat's Mankini or something like that. Yeah, I guess I could see how you can make that comparison.

Has anyone ever said that to you like, hey, you look like Borat. No, that would really hurt my feelings if someone said that to me. I wouldn't like that one bit. I just mean in the swimsuit department. Right, they should have said your style of like Borat. Yes, that would be better.

That would hurt my feelings less. Like, hey, your thong looks like Borats Mankini. Yeah, more specific. That would be more accurate. Yeah, that would definitely really, really make me feel bad. So I said that to me. I won't say it then. Thank you. You're welcome.

And I just wanna plug, shameless plug, that I actually do sell a branded thong. Okay, branded with? It's the hag thong. It's sort of a fanny pack situation where you have everything you need for a date in there. So you've got condom, morning after pill, and a gallon of lube hidden inside of the thong.

A gallon? Gallon. Yeah, that's a lot. Is it in like a little pocket, like a secret pocket? It sort of spread throughout all the pocket, like a secret pocket? It sort of spread throughout all the way, like across the thong. So you have to perforate the thong to get the lube out or?

It's like Ziploc style. Oh, it's loose. It's loose, yeah. So you're kind of sitting on and like it's all, the lube is surrounding you for the moment. Yeah, I noticed you have, your midsection is sort of, looks like it has a gallon of lube around it.

Yeah, thank you. You're looking, that's nice. I mean, when you mentioned it, I just wanted to look down. No, take a picture, it'll last longer. That's a good tip. Is that tip four or? No, that one's just off the cuff, something I invented by myself.

Oh, okay, great. What's tip four? Well, oh, tip four is dissociation. So when the guy sings his tune, go to the moon. Any time a guy starts talking, just kind of zone out. Go to your mind palace, go to the moon, go wherever you have to go to not hear the horrible stuff that you're hearing. Right. Got it. Can we give it a shot right now? Can I say something? Yeah. Hey, Handy, did you know that one of your heroes was actually born on Christmas? Ah!

Oakland A's Henry Henderson. Did you know that, Andy? I didn't know that. This is a cool conversation. Now you've been disassociating the whole time. I heard some noises. Yeah, I was thinking about Snow White. Oh, which one?

Yeah. The bad one, the problematic one where they was fighting on set. Well, that's a good, I mean, that's a good tip, but it sounds like, I mean, is that what you did with Emilio? Tune out? Yeah.

Of course. You haven't been doing it with me this whole time, have you? What? All right, what's tip five? Well, this is sort of a sub tip. Okay, so tip four B? Tip four B, because we're kind of in seduction.

You don't wanna look desperate, right? You don't wanna text back too soon. Okay, got it. So I like to wait four years to text back. Dang. Four years, is that what happened with Emilio? Waited four years, because by that time, there's a new president.

So you'll have something guaranteed you can talk about. Did he earn a degree in the meanwhile? He did earn a degree, cosmetology. Did he at least go to one Olympics game? He tried to go, but unfortunately he had to protest the unethical labor practices that were being used to put on the Olympics. Okay, but what, he must have gone to a World Cup game. He did go to a World Cup game. Okay, good. Andy, anything? I just, I just, there's nothing else you could talk about though? In the four years? Well, like if you wanted to talk a little bit sooner. I was going on lots of dates during that time. I was pretty busy. Understood. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So, so Emilio, the date that you went on your first date with him was in 2021 or so. You don't text back for four years.

You finally text back and then now you're married. Yeah, I text him a bare picture of my ring finger. So it's a bare picture and then also your ring finger? Well, it's my nude ring finger. Yeah, unringed. I see, bare. Unringed. Yeah. Oh, okay. Make it as a bone. And he just picked up on that and was like, marry me. Yeah, unringed. I see Barry. Unringed. Yeah. Oh, okay. Make it as a bone.

And he just picked up on that and was like, marry me. Yeah. Wow. I mean, it works. Yeah. Is that what the show Barry was about? I hope so. If it was about anything else, I'm not tuning in. Oh. I mean, so what was the text back,

if you don't mind me asking? It was a picture of the biggest fucking rock you've ever seen in your life. So put those two things together. Yeah, geode. Wow, do you mind if I take a look or? Blam, look at that. That looks like it was enlarged by your cousin, Dr.

Tavarius. Tavarius. That is gorgeous. Yeah. What does Emilio do for a living? He designs missiles. Missiles? Mm-hmm. What, like ICBMs or?

Raytheon? Yes, he has very high up at Raytheon, which I love. Cool. In a man, yeah. Yeah. I think it's so cool to work at Raytheon as a man. He must talk about that all the time at home. I wouldn't know, but I did see his ID

that said that he worked at Raytheon and he worked in the missile department. So you tuned out everything he said and then you had to look for clues, like his ID? Yeah, for like the longevity of the relationship, it's best for me to not listen to anything that he says because it's gonna piss me the fuck off. But I did look at his ID.

That's cool. I mean, he sounds like a nice guy. I'm glad. Yeah, he's a really good guy. He does really good work. Yeah. Sweet. And you like him. You're happy. I would say that I am as happy as a person like me could be. I see. Okay. I mean, that's, you seem happy. I do seem happy, yeah.

I don't know that these sound like very specific instructions for people. I don't know that they would work on the public at large necessarily. Why? Well, I mean, it seems like it worked for you and that's great. I just don't know the tip about not texting anyone back

for four years and then just texting a picture of your bare finger. I'm just waiting to hear the problem with that. Yeah, first of all, I mean, I would say like, why are you, you know, I would assume it was someone flipping me off or something like that, but. Why? Because of, because it's next to the one that's bad. I guess you, like you would be a confused person then. Because the one in the middle is the one that's bad. I guess you, like you would be a confused person then. Because the one in the middle is the one that's flipping off.

Yeah. Yeah, that's a good point. The bad one. The bad one. The bad finger. The bad finger. We hate that finger, don't we? Because it's bad.

We hate that finger, don't we folks? It's a bad finger. It is. Fobbs pointed at me. You need to confront that person. I'm trying to avoid that confrontation. I just don't know that these are applicable to regular people. I think that my experience is universal.

So the next step is matrimony. Oh, there's another step. Yes, matrimony, which you kind of have already teased. So you want to, I mean, that one's easy. You just want to have a huge destination wedding, which is many, with as many people invited as humanly possible. Destination wedding. Like what? Expensive. Where did you go?

I went to Iceland. Okay. And I invited 2000 people and insisted that they all come on their own dime. How many people? Yeah. How many showed up? How many showed up? Yeah. 1,999.

That's a lot of people. Yeah. But- My cousin didn't come. It was actually really upsetting. Step six, fingers crossed, widowhood. Right. Yeah. Because the man usually dies before the woman.

Yes. So we're aiming to lose them between two to three years after the marriage. Two to three. I mean, how old is Emilio? 97. Yeah. Okay. Well, I mean, that's too old to be still making missiles, I think.

Yeah, you would think there would be a cutoff in how long you can be making and or firing long-range missiles, but unfortunately- Does he fire them too? I don't know. He comes back with residue on his hands. So I'm saying something's happening. Like, yes, are the equivalent of missiles?

Totally. Wow. Sounds like a wild guy. Yeah. Yeah, in so many ways. Now, is it always widowhood because of marrying an older guy like Amelia? Or do you sometimes,

is there black widowhood in the mix as well? I encourage all kinds of widowhood, anything to just ensure that you get to keep it moving. You wanna keep everything in your life moving, your body, your bowels, your romantic life. Honey, don't listen to this. You're talking to your picture right now. Yeah.

Oh, she's gorgeous. Thanks, I agree. So you might be on the market pretty soon, I would think. Yeah, if all goes well, I'll be back on the market going on 85 dates per week, eating eight dinners per night. I mean, it sounds great. I just don't know whether it would work for me. Are you trying to move on?

No, I'm pretty happy where I am right now, but- So then all good, I guess. So the goal is to go through as many marriages as possible? Yeah, just to keep things interesting, because otherwise, you know, if you look around and you see that you're doing the same thing every day, you might want to just lay down and never get up. Right. And are you continuing to text people from four years ago after you've been married?

Or do you put a pause on that? Every time I go on a date and I set an alarm for four years, and then I text the person right on the dot, my bare finger. And then sometimes it leads to something. Oh, actually, your alarm is going off on your phone right now. That's kind of how they make code. Did you go out on a date four years ago?

I did. Oh, OK. Did you go out on a date four years ago? I did. Oh, okay. Do you need to text him back or? I mean, is it rude to be texting while on the podcast? Yeah, go ahead, text during a podcast. I think we're all curious to see what comes back. Yeah. Okay, so you're texting a picture of your bare finger. My bare finger, well, cause I have to take off the ring.

You also have to take off your fingerless gloves, I noticed, your Oliver-style. Well, I don't want to have old hands from Los Angeles sun. Right, yeah. Okay. The nightmare would be to have old hands. Yeah. Oh, God. In this economy. In this, yeah. All right, so you've taken a picture of your finger.

Yeah. And you've sent it? I've sent it. Now it's just waiting. It has been delivered. Oh, and he is married. Okay. Wow, and he is married. Oh, okay, wow, that was a quick turnaround though. I don't know whether I would get back to someone that immediately that I went on one date with four years ago and got married in the interim.

Yeah, how did he phrase it? He was like, I can see that you sent me a naked finger picture, which means you want me to marry you, but I need you to know that I'm already married. Wow, are you reading it? That's crazy. Oh no. That's so nice. Word for word.

Yeah, but you know, I just appreciate a quick response. It's a numbers game, you know, and people always remember me because of step number three, thong seduction with a big gallon of lube. Right, right. What if he had said yes? Then you're in a sticky situation, right,

because you're already married. Normally it works out. Normally there's like a death or a divorce. By the time it happens. Yeah, again, it's just numbers. Also, wedding planning can take quite some time, so. because you're already married. Normally it works out. Normally there's like a death or a divorce. Yeah, again, it's just numbers. Also wedding planning can take quite some time. So you can kind of stagger it. I usually start the wedding planning

before the other wedding is done. Yeah, you don't necessarily want overlap, but you want as much downtime, or as little downtime as possible. Overlap is fine. Oh, okay. Yeah, I mean. It's not for everyone, but it is for me.

How many times have you been married? 14, yeah. What was your favorite destination wedding? My favorite destination wedding was Morocco. Ooh. Yeah. Thanks for asking. Yeah.

How many people came to that one? 525,600 people. That's a lot600 people. That's a lot of people. Yeah. Is that what they made the song about? That's a parody song of your destination wedding? Yes, it is.

Jonathan Larson was there. Wow. Yeah. And I told him how many people, and he was like, can I write that down? And I said, of course you can. You don't need to ask my permission to write stuff down. You do need to give me commission

if you use the number, of course. And which you did. So are you just naturally rich from? I'm naturally rich, yes, from 525,000. You're all natural rich? I'm all natural rich, entirely fake body. So why do you do this? Why do you need a husband if you're rich

from the royalties from rent? I'm depressed. Oh. That's where I come in. You know, yeah, Sonny Price here, he's not actually married, but it sounds like that's not a deal breaker for you. Not at all.

But yeah, he's on the run from FOBs, you know. Ooh, even hearing his name makes my blood boil. But you know, he's available here. Are you, you're not rich. You don't have that six figure bank account. No, I get, I get. There are six figures. Yes, but they're behind it.

Plus infinite, because it's high. Exactly. That's why I never get a check. They keep waiting for the number to get a 10. To get 10, they can't. So I know it's coming. It just hasn't been written yet. But what do you think of Sonny Price over here? Is he someone you would go out on one date with?

Yes, of course. One date minimum. Yeah. And is there any kind of spark here? I mean, you're going to be a widow soon. Fingers crossed. Yeah. I'm hoping for an accident in the lab. That's Dr. Tavarius hates accidents in the lab. He does he have one of those signs like zero days since an accident in the lab? Exactly. Yeah.

Um, I mean, he might just die of old age is what I'm trying to say. You hope for an accident in the lab before old age? I just think it's cleaner that way. Like if a guy just blows up. My dream is always that a guy just blows up. Just blows up. How many times has that happened out of the 14 people you've been married to? Four.

Four people have blown up just spontaneously? Yeah. Are you sure it wasn't your current husband sending missiles to them? Oh, wow. I mean, it would be amazing to be wanted in that way. Yeah, in any case, I mean, Sonny Price is here, he's available. If you wanna go on a second date, we'll pay for it.

You'll pay? Yeah. That's so romantic. For the second, but we haven't been on a first. You gotta go on a first one first. When you say we, you mean the Comedy of the Game podcast. No, I mean Andy and I. I wasn't really...

No, no, no, come on, let's pay for this. Where are they gonna go? Yeah, where do you guys wanna go on your second date? I'll let the lady choose. Lobster Roll Convention. A convention of what? That sounds expensive. LRC. Wow.

But you would have to fly there, I'm assuming it's in Boston. First Class Lobster Roll Convention Hotel must be over 12 stories high. I get a new ball gown and a bracelet. Okay, so what would that run approximately? Yeah, we're talking at least four grand or so. I mean, minimum.

That's if I'm being generous with my dress selection, which I won't be, because I know you're on TV. So what are we talking? Are we talking 10, 12? Yeah, and by the way. And then we're splitting that? Yeah, what do you want the split to be? I was assuming 80, 20, I would take the 80?

Yeah, sure. I'll pay more? It sounds good, you're on Digman right now. Yeah. My show's done for. And I went front row tickets to whatever's showing at the Wilbur Theater. Yeah.

Oh, damn it. Well, the price just spiked. But you know what, I'm still down. I'm still down, yeah, we'll do it. But you have to go on your first date first. Okay. And then this is the second. Yeah, this is the second date, yeah.

And then also you said after the first date you don't text them back for four years. So I guess we're paying for this in four years, Andy? Fine by me. So you've got plenty of time to save up. Yeah, I'll save, yeah, $100 a week. I'll let my wife know. Okay, great.

We'll set aside some cash. Out of the old scholarship fund. Yep. Yeah, that fucked the kids. Yeah. Well, this sounds great. I mean, I think you guys, are you attracted to Elizabeth Bitch here, Sonny? Yeah, she's in,

exists in more dimensions than my current wife. Yeah. Aw. That's so sweet. Yeah. One more dimension, right? One, yeah. Yeah.

What if she existed in two more dimensions? I'm trying to picture it in some sort of metaphysical knot shape. Yeah, I guess the fourth dimension is time. Oh, I guess she does then. Yeah. Well, yeah. I'd love to go on a date, Doctor Bitch. Doctor.

Hey, I don't think you're a doctor, are you? That's nice. You're thinking of Dr. Travarious? Dr. Travarious? Well, this sounds great. I think we have a good pairing here. So congratulations, guys. Thanks so much. Did you think you would find love when you came on the show? No, and I still don't think I have, but I think I'll go on a nice date. Okay, that's a deal. I don't feel like finding love is even part of the quest. No, I'm trying to fill the time while I'm awake.

Yeah, so as to not lie down and never get back up. Yeah. How often do you sleep a night? How often? How many hours? I live once per night. Ideally. I guess I mean how many hours. I'm aiming to sleep 18 hours per day, ideally.

And then I just get up for the dinners. The dinners, yeah. And my job. Oh, where do you work? My self-employed matchmaker. Oh, okay. From the book. Yeah, no, I guess I assumed you had a day job because I can't imagine anyone paying for this book

or paying you for advice or anything like that. Are you like this with all of your guests? Yeah, pretty much. What an amazing experience for them. Shots definitely fired. I mean, the book's out now, I don't know. And it looks like you read, it looks about 10 pages and you just read everything in the 10 pages.

I don't know why anyone would buy this book. How much does the book cost though? Just $62. Okay, I'll get one. Well, well, well. Do you wanna go 80, 20 on this? Yeah, yeah, and then we'll like trade off weeks who has the book.

I think it might take me, it sounds like, you know, it's only 10 pages and she read everything out of it. Yeah, but you can take the week. Okay, yeah, sure, all right. But don't like write all your thoughts in the margins. Okay, all right. Just some of my thoughts. I want to come to my own conclusions

about the book that we're sharing week to week. God damn. All right. You're gonna write your thoughts in the margins? Of course, I'm paying 80%. I want margin rights. Fine. I'll pay you 30. I can't.

But you still pay 80. No, now I'm paying 90 and you get the margins. All right. Well, Elizabeth bitch, what more needs to be said? Incredible stuff. A pleasure. Good luck with the book. Thank you. We are running out luck with the book. A pleasure.

Thank you. We are running out of time, however. We only have time for one final feature on the show, and that is, of course, a little something called Plugs. Plugs. Give me all your plugs. Plugs. Give me all your plugs.

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Thanks Nels4Smells, if you have a plugs theme, head over to cbbworld.com slash plugs and you'll find everything you need there for remixes and for plugs themes to upload them. All right guys, what are we plugging? Obviously Rip Digman is back this Wednesday. Hi, he's back. I gave you another taste.

Salty, hit me. What's up? And eight episodes, they come out every seven days or so. I think that's roughly the plan, yeah. Yeah, it might slip to eight or nine. Yeah, I mean, we'll see maybe what Skydance wants to do. Yeah, sure. Yes.

Yes. This Wednesday, and you can catch up on the entire first season on Paramount+. This is a very funny show. Everyone has to check it out. And of course, you have the Seth Meyers Lonely Island podcast. Yes, thank you for bringing that up on a podcast.

And that comes up, and I usually don't like to plug other podcasts. I know. Because I'm a little worried someone's gonna go like, I just wanna listen to that instead. Right. And then turn mine off. That would be the fear.

Yeah, exactly. I guess at this point, they would have listened to pretty much all of this one, so that's pretty good. Yeah, I think we have another five good minutes in us. It would be wild if someone had listened to every episode of yours. And then just now you plugging mine. There's another podcast. They were like, whoa, there's other ones.

Better ones? Immediately bailed. That'll better. Give me a break, Scott. Come on. Your life is fascinating hearing those behind the scenes tidbits. Yeah, and we're like, and then I was all rap, rap, fake comedy rap, ribbity ribbity rap, and that's what happened. But no, I mean, have you gotten up to like

the super popular ones yet? We've done some of the super popular ones, thanks for calling them that. Yeah, you know what, the I'm on a Boat. We did I'm on a Boat. The Dick in a Boxes. We did the Dick in a box episode. Do you call the other people involved?

Like, do you call Timberlake and all that and go like, hey, do you wanna talk about this or? We get voice notes from people, but we did not get one from Timberlake and we did not get one from T-Pain. Trouble impermanent. Do you wanna put a month last here? Well, we didn't ask.

Oh, okay, that's a problem. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh't ask. Oh, okay, that's a problem. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Now I would be remiss if I didn't bring up the other thing your publicist wanted me to bring up,

which is of course that you're in a little movie called The Roses coming up in a few short weeks. Are you not? Thank you, publicist. With beautiful Sunita Mani. That's right, we had so much fun. Yeah, now this is Benedict Cumberbatch and Olivia Coleman. This is a Benedict and Olivia topliner.

Yeah. And also me and Kate McKinnon and Sunita and Chuty and Jamie Dimitriou, very funny, Seth Letts Flats. And this is a J Roach joint. It's a J Roach, it's a Roach joint. Usually it's the exact same word. It's the Ro-roach joint. It's a J-roach, it's a roach joint. Usually it's... The exact same word. The roach of the joint.

It's a J-joint roach sometimes. But this is a remake or a reimagining of the movie The War of the Roses, which was a Danny DeVito from The Twisted Mind of Danny DeVito. Was it twisted or demented? I can't remember exactly. Hey, that one had Dan Castellaneta. Speaking of him, we were talking about him earlier. You weren't here. I wasn't here, but I passed a guy on the way out. They were just talking about Dan Castellaneta. Yeah, that's what he told me.

You know what's wild? That guy is very close with Fran, who you passed on the way out. Really? I've got to go chase after this guy. When does the roses come out? August? Let's say 29th. 29th, I think so, yeah. That's my guess. Yeah, fantastic. And I saw the trailer for it the other day.

It's really good. Yeah, oh great. Yeah, Tony McNamara wrote it. He's, you know, the favorite and the great and poor things. It's all just great people and it turned out great. Awesome. All right, well, Sonny Price, what do you want to plug? I also am excited for Digman.

My whole life around this summer is going to be centered around watching Digman. I won't even let FOBS get in the way of me viewing it. What if FOBS catches you while you're watching this? It'll become our final battle. But it sounds like he'll catch you, though? He'll probably lay out a trap and I'll fall for it, sure. What's the trap? Like, sitting you down in front of the TV? They're having a TV plugged in and it's here in South Park.

Oh, so... Digby comes on after South Park on Wednesdays! And then I go to sit down to watch... I'm in a cage all of a sudden. The insects of the forest band together to free me. How do they do that? They, like, form the shape of a lock, like an ant lock? Yes, they've done that before, yes. Wow.

I really think you might want to lean into these stories. Yeah, these are better stories. People want to hear about the positivity stuff. I do, thank you. Well, that's fantastic. Digman this Wednesday, and Elizabeth Bitch, what do you want to plug? I guess for me, I want to plug the little's fantastic. Digman this Wednesday, and Elizabeth Bitch, what do you wanna plug? I guess for me, I wanna plug

a little television program called Digman. Oh, I've heard of this. I've been watching on Paramount Plus in anticipation of season two, coming out on July 23rd. This is a dandy flower production, right? Yes, I'm a huge dandy flower head because of spoofness. Sort of the main thing on their sleep.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm watching Digman and I'm laughing and I'm thinking, oh my God, the main guy's funny and oh my God, the main girl, she's a little shrill, but she's pretty funny too. I'll keep watching even though there's a girl in this. Are you a fan of executive producers, Ally Bell, Chris Prinosky, Shannon Prinosky, Antonio Canobio and Ben Kalina? I just got full body chills. Those were five of my favorite producers.

Damn. Yeah, fantastic. You're already on the right day. If I wasn't already running to my laptop, I would be right now. Yeah. Well, this is great. Digman comes out this Wednesday, season two.

All episodes are available on Paramount Plus, currently all episodes of season one. And what do I want to plug? Obviously Digman, I'm a big fan. Could not appreciate that more. But also if you want to hear the entire archive of Comedy Bang Bang every episode ad free as well as new episodes ad free,

you go head over to cbbworld.com, you'll get all of that, you'll get our other shows, Scott Hasn't Seen, where I watch movies I've never seen before, and talk about them with Sprague the Whisperer. We also have CBB Presents, where people who have been on this show host their own shows.

So much stuff over there, Ad Free Freedom, College Town, The Neighborhood List, and so much stuff over there. Head over there, CBBWorld.com. All right, let's close up the old plug bag. Open the plug bag with me, dude. Open up, open up, open up, open up, open up. Please don't close it and be rude. Open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up. Open the bag with me, dude.

Open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up. I said it's not time to close it up just yet. Open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up,

open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open. It's great to see you, and I'm not just saying that. And I want you to catch up with Jason Manzoukas. And I don't want him to die, though. No, no, no, I'll let him live. Yeah, good. Are you kidding me? I fucking love that guy. I love that guy!

You've been watching Taskmaster? I haven't. You got it. But my friend Greg is the host. Greg Davis. You know Greg. Oh, wow. We did a show on the BBC called Cuckoo.

I know the plug bag is closed. Yeah, you were in Cuckoo together. Yeah, yeah, it's a great show. You gotta check it out. Thank you. And Sonny closed. Yeah, you were in Cuckoo together. Yeah, yeah, it's a great show. You gotta check it out. Thank you. And Sonny Price. Yeah. Can you come back next time

and talk about the interesting stuff? You know, I mean. If I have some new positivity angles, I will, yeah. No, but I mean, like, it sounds like you have a real Javert kind of like relationship, 24601 relationship. That was my prisoner number, yeah. That was your prisoner number? It was, yeah.

Dude, why didn't you come on and talk about any of this stuff? There's too many twists and turns and. We like twists and turns. Mystical magic. Mystical magic? You never even brought up mystical magic. Your life is like tent pole material.

Plastic. Also tent poles. You should use those in the forest, I think. Because aren't you just sleeping out in the open? Leave no trace. Leaves, of course. And then Elizabeth Bitch. A pleasure.

Pleasure. Good luck with you. Have you gotten any texts since we last checked? Anything from any past dates? You must be texting so many people a day. I'm texting eight people a day minimum, yeah. Yeah, wow. And no bites yet.

No bites yet, but tomorrow's a better day, I hope. It seems like Amelia was an outlier. Like, you know, he's just weird enough to text you back and say, let's do this. Yeah, I take that as a compliment. Yeah. Well, congrats. And I will, you know, the other thing is, Sunny, next time of year, I want to hear about

your first and second date here. Oh, okay. So I'll come back in four years. Okay. See you then. A lot like the Timekeeper. Hmm. That sounds funny.

All right. We'll see you next time. Thanks. Bye. Bye!