Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - Waymo’ Secrets (Jason Mantzoukas, Anna Bezahler, Isabella Escalante, Stephanie Burchinow, May Darmon)

Episode Date: July 7, 2025

This week, Jason Mantzoukas joins Scott to discuss breaking off another trombone with his 77th appearance on the pod and what it was like crossing the pond to shoot his season of “Taskmaster” (now streaming on YouTube!). Then Entrepreneurs Austin and Tony stop by to discuss their very real business, and a Waymo named Kayla discusses all the passenger data she’s been collecting. Finally, the crew picks up a tourist called Rupert McDougal who's just trying to tell his story. Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/cbb 

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy. I'm purple and wrinkled. I'm a California raisin. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. Thank you to Carly Rae Jetpack 3000 for that Catch Rae submission and welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another week. That sounds like an indie rock band in like 2005. I know, even earlier, I think it's a 90s kind of like ultra lounge kind of like, yes.

Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another week. We have a great show coming up a little later. We have entrepreneurs are back on Comedy Bang Bang. Thank God it's a safe space for entrepreneurs again. That's right. We moved them out of the show and we had small business owners for a little while. For a while you were like, you know what? No fucking entrepreneurs.

I'm tired of it. There were way too many of them. I'm tired of being podcast Shark Tank. But they, much like stars, are back. We also have an automobile will be here and a tourist. That is an exciting show. I mean, here's the thing. I think probably 90% of the audience was thinking

they were gonna turn this off. And then you just unloaded on them that there is an automobile and a tourist. And some entrepreneurs. I just wanna be clear, when you ran down the list of people, automobile was not last. Nope.

Was not given the hero's spot. You know his singing from the Comedy Bang Bang theme song that you just heard. He has been on the show, previous to this, he was on 76 times, which in this business, we call the trombone. I was gonna say, how many trombones is it? I'm measuring trombones.

Yep. Okay. So it's one trombone you've been on the show. Yep, I've been on, man, I've been working so long. How many years to get to the bone? I believe it's been 16 years to go straight to the bone. You're breaking off a new trombone, of course, in this episode.

It's your 77th appearance on this show, not counting the live episodes. You know him from his own podcast, How Did This Get Made? And things- Thank you for that emphasis. Like the good, it's either wife or place, I don't know. The good wife. The good wife.

Yes, the good wife. I'm Alicia Florix, like her side piece. Oh yeah. I don't know what any of that means. Oh, I could talk about the Florix all day and every day. The Florix? Is that like a robot who's on The Good Wife? No, it's the husband and wife duo. Oh my gosh, the Florix all day and every day. The Florix? Is that like a robot who's on The Good Wife? No, it's the husband and wife duo. Oh my God, it's the Florix, come to assassinate us. I wish, I wish someone would assassinate the Florix.

Yeah, really, tell me about it. I don't know, I gotta watch that show at some point. You gotta get involved with The Good Wife. And while you're at it, get involved with The Good Fight. That's, yes. It's all Baransky all the time, that's all I want. Love Baransky. Give me nothing but Baransky. An all Baransky episode. How about an all Baranski all the time. That's all I want. Love Baranski. Give me nothing but Baranski. Mm-hmm, an all Baranski episode.

How about an all Baranski network? Yes, we have Sybil. Yes. Everything else. Everything else. All the good wife. The Abba movies, of course. Yes.

Abba Mia, one and two. Yes. Yes. And I need nothing else. That's it. And then just all the good wives and good fights. Yes, of course, yeah. You also know him from series 19.

The whole episode is an intro. Of a little British show. Oh, okay. Here we go. From across the pond. You did say beforehand that you were gonna unload a great new accent. I assume this is it.

I like that unload is your word for 2025. Yeah. Yeah. I'm unload, you said I'm gonna unload a great new accent on you guys. Just watch. That's right. Series 19. Pardon me, boy.

Would you get me series 19? The one as big as me. Of Taskmaster, all episodes out now on YouTube. Please welcome back to the show, breaking off a new trombone, Jesus Manzugus! Oh yeah, here we go. Oh yeah, much like Kool-Aid Man. Yeah, just like the Kool-Aid Man, just like...

And E from Entourage. Just like the Jane's Addiction theme song for Entourage. Here we are. 76 is wild. 76 is crazy, but now- Also, when you think about, there's definitely live episodes in there, and when you put it all together,

that's gotta be like a couple hundred hours of absolute nonsense. Yeah, if these are about an hour and a half a piece or so, and you've been on the big ones as well. And some of those anniversary and so forths are like three hours long. I was trying to count out if I have 10,000 hours yet. You know, how they say it takes 10,000 hours to get good.

Based on how bad you still are at this, the answer is unequivocally no. I think we'll all know when you get there because this show will get good. You've only done 78 of these, I've done 900 and whatever. Is that fair? How so? Well, I mean, why am I taking up the lion's share

of these episodes? You know what I mean? Super quick queue, follow-upup cue am I being paid for this? No, are you? Am I barely? Oh, you're getting some cash, baby. I know what you're up to and guess what you're getting some cash, too I always tip our guests. Oh, thank you. Yes, you leave You always leave a ten on the side table at least 10% which is very weird Ten percent off and you also have that thing where you say a 10 on the side table. At least 10%. Which is very weird. At least 10% off. And you also have that thing where you say, please leave your towels on the bed

if you want them for tomorrow or on the floor if you want me to clean them. That's right, yeah. This place is riddled with towels on the floor and pants on the ground, much like American Idol, of course. Of course, I don't. Pants on the ground, pants on the ground. Don't remember it.

Everyone wearing their pants on the ground? Nope. That was an older gentleman of about 60 who auditioned. Oh, so your age? And said, hey, come on now. I'm 29, of course, famously. Oh, okay. And sang a song about-

The youngest boy in podcasting. Sang a song about how the young people all wore their pants so low that they were almost on the ground. Wait, what show was this? American Idol, dear boy. And was, wait a minute, was it an original song? Yes, that he wrote, yeah. Pants on the ground. Pants on the ground. Do people do that? American Idol, dear boy. And was, and wait a minute, was it an original song? Yes, that he wrote, yeah. Pants on the ground. Pants on the ground.

Do people do that on American Idol? This is a real question. Do they write, cause I was always under the impression that American Idol does not foster original songwriters. They, well, speaking of foster, David Foster married Catherine McPhee. Does that count? How so?

I mean, it counts as free associative wordplay. She was in American Idol. She was second place. Sure. And he is just David Foster. He's David Foster, famous music producer. Yes, I'm aware of who he is. Speaking of the Blue Write music, Foster, David Foster, married in American Idol. That's the kind of thing that happens on American Idol. Okay. Does not even begin to answer the question I asked.

That's what happens when bodies start slapping from doing the wild thing. Oh boy, you are just out of control free associating. I'm out of pocket on this episode, Jason. It's like you're trying... This is a brand new trombone for you. It's like you just learned how to do the pattern game for a Harold opening. Don't know what that is.

Um, Jason... I think the car and the tourist do. Um, great to have you on the show again. Of course, you're a regular on this show, but then you suddenly went across the pond on a big giant jet plane. Yeah. And you starred on British television. Stared. On a show called... Number one on the call sheet. Were you number one? No, they don't have call sheets in the UK. They don't. What do they have? Oh, it's just like a piece of parchment. It's absolute bullshit.

How do you know where to go and what time to go and all that kind of stuff? Oh, like a guy blows a trumpet. Oh yeah. I go down and I get into a horse drawn carriage and they bring me to set. Yeah, so just whenever you hear a trumpet, you gotta like-

I'm like, let's go. Drop trow, dance on the ground. And that's the problem is now whenever I'm in just like Los Angeles and I hear a trumpet, I'm like, where's my carriage? Yeah. It's tough because this is the city of trumpets. Yeah.

Well, it's, I mean, it's the year, it's the episode of trombones, but it's the city of trumpets. City of trumpets. So we're really brass, we're brass heavy this episode. We are. What are other brass? Of course, the saxophone. If you could be any saxophone, what type would you be?

Tenor. Yeah. I mean, Barry maybe, but that's so deep. Yeah, put your ass to sleep. Yeah, so tenor, I think. Yeah, what about you? I'd be alto. Alto?

Yeah, why not? You like that little high pitch, that little bark? Yeah, well I- I like that growl in the tenor. Yeah, you're more of a Glenn Fry, you belong to the city kind of saxophone sound. Sure, that's where I, when I think of saxophones, I always think of Glenn Fry's oeuvre.

I don't think of like- It's one of the most famous saxophone solos of all time. Careless Whisper is undeniably more famous. Nope, You Belong to the City, more famous. Go ahead, sing it. How does the You Belong to the City? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

You know this song. I don't. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, doong, doong, doong, doong, doong, doong. Was that the bass? Yeah, I think so, yeah. Oh, you're miming the bass right now.

Oh yeah. Yeah, you're a drummer. I am a drummer. And yet you know how to mime the bass. I know how to mime the bass. I know how to mime the bass. Your story is inconsistent. How so? Well, I mean you're you you purport to be a drummer, although I've never seen you drum. Okay, and you know what? I will keep that promise. You talk about it all the time. You're like, oh, yeah, I'm a drummer. I'm a drummer.

And yet I sing one bass line. I talk about it all the time, but all I say is I'm a drummer. I'm a drummer. I'm a drummer. I'm a drummer. That is very rhythmic. I sing one bass line and suddenly you pick up an air bass as if you've been playing it all your life. As if I'm Jaco Pastorius himself. Exactly, and I'm like, who is this guy? Why is he lying to me about this drumming thing? He's obviously a bassist. Here's the thing, I wish I was.

I would love to play bass. What a cool instrument, but no, can't. But I can mime the hell out of it, but I can't play it one lick. Really, if I were to hand you a bass right now. I am a was, I would love to play bass. What a cool instrument, but no, can't. But I can mine the hell out of it, but I can't play it one lick. Really, if I were to hand you a bass right now. I am a drummer, yes. If you were to give me it, where is it? All right, here's one right here.

Okay. Okay, you're a bassist. Here's what I can do. I can do Kevin Eubanks stings from the Tonight Show. I can't do any of his rapport, but I can do, I can do Kevin Eubanks stings from the Tonight Show. I can't do any of his rapport, but I can do his boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo. The Tonight Show, man.

Okay. What a storied history. Go on. Well, you have Jack Parr, Steve Owen. We're going back to the beginning. Johnny Carson himself did it for 30 years. Holy cow, can you believe it? Can you believe just some of the people

who've hosted that show? It's incredible. Let's think of them. It's incredible. How many more? Not that many more. I mean, you got Leno twice. Yep. O'Brien. Cullen once.

And then we get to- What's his name? Phimijellen. Phimijellen. Wow, I mean, what a lineage. It's incredible, right? When are you gonna do it? When do you think they will come to you to say,

listen, we've heard the pod. Here's the thing. We're taking the tonight show. I feel like Fallon's gotta retire at some point when he gets too old. And they look at people who are younger, 29 year olds like myself, who have experience.

Interviewing interesting people. Not 10,000 hours worth maybe. Certainly not. But he's probably, Yimmy Fallon's probably done 10,000 hours on that show, right? For sure. How many episodes has he done? For sure.

And they're all an hour a piece, right? When you add the first show he did to this. How many hour, how many, no, how many, let me rephrase this. Is this, what is this? How many episodes of the- You're speaking, but you're typing. Tonight Show- What methodology

are you using? has Jimmy Fallon hosted. Are you typing? Okay, okay. What is this, AI or Google? 2,000. 2,000 hours or 2,000 episodes? Both. Oh, I guess you're right, yeah.

Does that include the Late Night Show or just- It doesn't, but okay, how many episodes of,. Yeah. Yeah, does that include the late night show or just it doesn't okay? How many episodes of what? What was that called late night? Late night has Jimmy Fallon hosted 930 he's still under 3000 Wow Wow, so we're still in like thousand a lot like Carly Rae jetpack 3000 On tour with Brand Van 3000.

That's who I'm thinking of. That's what I was thinking of too. It was the 3000. The 3000 of them. And Power Man 2000? Probably. Who knows at this point? Everyone involved in that was dead.

There's a lot of numerals in bands in the late 90s. Blink 182. Yes. Yeah, the rest. Three doors down. Three doors down. That's too many doors. Really?

Yeah. If I want to borrow a cup of sugar, I'm going to go to my next door neighbor. That's interesting. Free? Hello, love. Do you mind if I have a cup of sugar? Okay. So in this one, you live in the UK?

Yep. Wait, are you... So you're a British citizen asking for sugar. I hate to knock on the door of your old flat. Oh, I'm sorry, a pelletment here in the United States. That's really good. I am shocked you don't get more acting work. I know, so am I.

In the UK. It's crazy. Hey, I'm available. Much like you said you were available to do Taskmaster. Yeah, and they said, please come. Please come do it immediately. Yeah, and you did, and you were great. And I was great, and I won the whole thing,

and I made all the money. It's incredible. I won $4 million on Cashmaster. A lot of people, because they don't, it's a different culture out there in the UK, they don't like to brag about how much money they're giving away, but it was a $4 million. $4 million purse.

Yeah, it was like three and a half million pounds, which translates to $4 million here. It was crazy, and they don't even talk about it on the show. They don't think twice about it. They're just tossing money into the literal garbage. Here's $4 million here, enjoy it. Yeah, what are you gonna spend it on? Oh, I already spent it mostly on candy.

Yeah, I know. What's your favorite candy? Twix. Twix, because you know why? There's two of them. Yeah, which one's your favorite? You buy a Hershey bar and then, like as a fan of Twix, I go buy a Hershey bar. You know what I'm not buying?

I open it up and it's like, there's only one of these. Wait, as a fan of Twix, you buy a Hershey bar and then, like, as a fan of Twix, I go buy a Hershey bar. You know what I'm not buying? I open it up and it's like, there's only one of these. Wait, as a fan of Twix, you buy a Hershey bar? Yeah. Why? Because they're all at a, I bought all the Twix. As a fan of Twix, I buy a Twix. Guess what I'm not doing? Downgrading to a Hershey bar.

Hershey, the worst candy bar on the fucking planet. It's terrible, it's garbage. So that's why I'm so shocked you brought it into the mix here. I know, I'm embarrassed. If they don't have a Twix, I'm getting a take five. Yeah. Are there five of those? What do you mean? In a package. In each package, there's five take fives.

There's five take fives? Yeah. It's five squared. 25? 25. Mm-hmm, great. All right, Jason Manzoukas is here. Hey. I... Ha ha ha.

Straight into the break. We're not going to a break. We gotta... We gotta get to our first guest. Oh yeah. You're just here as a little flavor. You're not our first guest, of course. Of course not.

Taskmaster, all seasons available now. I would hope that I am never a guest on this show. I am just here in support of you. You're just here as like MSG on our food. You know what I mean? Flavoring, seasoning. Mm-hmm. And the episodes you're not on, I advertise. No MSG. Thank food, you know what I mean? Flavoring, seasoning. Mm-hmm. And the episodes you're not on, I advertise, no MSG.

Thank God. No, Jason Manzug. Your initials are almost MSG. They are not. In a way, they almost are. In fact, not even remotely. Wonderful, Jason Manzugas is here. Too many letters.

And we need to get to our first guests. They are entrepreneurs. So exciting to have entrepreneurs back on the overlap. Yes. They are entrepreneurs. So exciting to have entrepreneurs back on the show. Finally. Please welcome Austin and Tony. Hello, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi boys. How's it going? Hi, great to meet you.

Austin and Tony. Great to meet you guys. Hey, great to meet a couple of boys. Yeah, well, we would prefer, like I know you guys are looking at us and you're thinking like, whoa, those guys are like two 17 year old stunners. But we're- I mean, I had downgraded you to 16, so I apologize.

Oh, we're 17 and a half, really. Yeah. Oh, you're 16 and a half? Scott- 17 and a half. Whenever Scott sees kids, he always sees them younger for some reason, which is so weird.

Yeah, that's kind of bizarre, dude. Yeah, it's kind of weird. Like honestly- Sorry, I apologize. You should be looking at us as like great, which is so weird. Yeah, that's kind of bizarre, dude. Yeah, it's kind of weird. Honestly, you should be looking at us as like great, like financial minds. Well, wow, cool. Are you guys like in the market? What do you sell?

What is your entrepreneurs, what is your business? You're young, maybe it's crypto, I don't know. Better than that. Better than that. Allow us to pitch you using um the strong method. Yeah Jeremy strong from succession Yeah, it's based off of Jeremy strong from succession Yeah, because he did an amazing pitch in one scene that they ended up cutting and then they just made a method after that

Yeah, he's method so that makes sense. Yeah. Yeah, he is as as are we in the sense of we have method yeah okay well hit us you're gonna pitch us your business oh yeah first of all okay so okay remember dude yeah yeah okay so first we brought we wrote it down dude but we first we established control so we set the frame established control yeah okay cuz most of oh get down on the floor oh shut up shit yeah okay okay how far down do you just on the ground yeah like like life like life land on the ground or like yeah like a plank like oh do you do it do a plank just okay can you are you strong enough I can do it for like

45 seconds how long can you do it oh I can do it for longer but I mean like I'll do it for as long seconds. How long can you do it? Oh, I can do it for longer, but I mean, like I'll do it for as long as you can. You guys should do it for the length that the person who's the weakest does it. So yeah, 45 seconds. Okay, like 45 seconds. Yeah. Okay. All right, we're planking on the ground. Okay, good, we'll do the whole thing.

Tell the story. Yeah, tell the story. Okay. Do you guys have dicks? Okay, now that's interesting. Yes, yes. Of our own. Oficks. Okay, now that's interesting. Yes, yes. Of our own. Of course.

Okay, yeah. So, and then you have shoes, right? Yeah, I mean, I have several pairs. I don't mean to come off like a Hollywood big shop. Do you mean like dress shoes or just any kind of shoe? White sneakers. Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah. I have some white shoes.

Perfect. Now we reveal the intrigue. Have you ever wanted a picture of your dick on your shoes? Huh. A picture of my dick on my shoes that I can see? A photograph or a cartoon? For someone that's looking at the shoe or for me to look down and see?

For you to look down and see in one section and for someone to see as you walk by in another. On the side or on the tongue? On the tongue and the side. Oh, tongue and side. You didn't answer my question. Is it a photograph or is it a cartoon? It's a super realistic drawing. Hyper realistic. I just want to say that Scott stopped doing the plank a while ago, but I'm still going. Oh, Scott, can you please go back to doing the plank? I have no core. We need the power.

He was trembling so much. Yeah. They're playing games with us today. We can direct you to our website, www.cooldickshoes. Why only two W's? Yeah, so you got rid of that third W, huh? I mean, it's a waste of a lot of time typing in that third one. I mean, worldwide.

It costs a lot of money. That's all we need. That's all we need. I know it's on the web. I'm on you. I guess it could be Wide Web. Yeah, that's true. Or World Web. World costs a lot of money. That's all we need. That's all we need. I know it's on the web. I'm on you. I guess it could be Wide Web. Yeah, that's true. Or World Web.

World Web, I guess. Yeah. Yeah, what are your Ws? What is the what? What are your Ws? It's what is the what, we said. What is the what? What is the what?

We need to listen better. Forget about it. Yeah, yeah. It's okay, sorry. We got a little rattled. We knew this would happen. That's why we're trying to establish control of the meeting.

So how do you get these pictures of our penises? You can draw it yourself or send in a picture. And we also have three penises that you can choose from a la carte. Yeah. If you- That are supposed to look like ours? Yeah, if you connect with them, you can do it.

Do you mind sending me these? Oh, you've already airdropped them to me. Yeah. Okay. Oh. Why do you have so many other pictures of dicks on there? I think they must have sent them hundreds of times in the past or something, I don't know. Truly check it out.

Truly. Truly check it out. Truly, truly check it out. Okay, I mean, I will give you my word, I will check it out, and I mean that truth. Put it on your computer now Yeah We have all the power. I okay. Yeah, let me www.cooldickshoes.com It's real it's real

Okay, it actually is we made it this morning And we are really excited about the product. The younger generation is like so cool. Oh wow, it is real. Here's the thing, the site is live. The site is live. Oh and you can pick your dick. Wait, what are these? Can you read these?

Okay, so we have one style is called the mister. Yeah. That's just sort of based on someone that is just everyday man. Just an everyday man, an everyday uncircumcised short dick man. It is not based on us. Not at all.

Yes, of course not. And you guys being 16, it would be inappropriate for us to even discuss whether it was based on you. But this is for those of you out there who are short dick kings. Short dick kings are a big market we wanna get involved in. What's interesting is, are you guys looking at the, I guess you have it.

We have it locked and loaded. What's interesting about the Mister versus the Tony versus the Austin. By the way, your names are Tony and Austin. Yeah, that's true. It's a coincidence. Yeah, it's not something that we panicked and couldn't think of a name for and it is based on us.

Okay. What is the difference, Jason? Well, I'm curious about the difference in pubes. Right. Because the mister is short and curlies and the Tony and the Austin are straight. Uh-huh. And they, I would say that the Tony

sort of looks like Don Johnson in Miami Vice. What do you mean? A television show that You Belong in the City was once played on. Oh boy, you're trying to force that callback in? How does the Tony look like Don Johnson? Yeah, but his facial hairstyle. You know what, he had a very recognizable facial hairstyle.

And you think it's the Tony's pubes? Absolutely not. As opposed to the mister. If I saw the mister's on Don Johnson's face, I would go like, boy, he's looking shaggy. So you look at pubes and you see faces? Yeah. That's exactly how we see pubes too, actually.

Wow. Okay, so these guys are right in line with you. Yeah, pubes are really kind of the doorway to a face. Okay, so now we're at the... Okay, so we got three styles of penises. Thank you for scrolling. Now we're at the shoes. And then pick your shoe style.

Pick your shoe. So it's on the side. Okay, so now this is interesting because, because I like the Tony because the Tony really works well with the shoes line. Yeah. The line of the shoe. Honestly, the Tony looks a little like an emblem or a crest.

Yes. Exactly. The mister looks like something like felt like, looks like a glob of something on there. And that's how some penises look and that's what we wanna capture cause sometimes it is a glob on there. Some penises are globs on there?

Yeah, and sometimes it is an emblem and that's powerful. I see that down at the bottom here, you're requiring everyone to register with the site. We would prefer it because we're trying to get analytics. Yes. Of course, you gotta get the data. I have a feeling our listeners are gonna give you a lot of data. Good.

Good, because we're not just two stoners who came up with this idea this morning. No, we are not. We are serious and we're interested and we are gonna avoid being needy or beta. Yeah. That was something we talked about. So you guys are, so this business is in pursuit of being an alpha. Yes. Or a sigma? Yeah, yes. Yeah, sigma cum laude. of being an alpha. Yes. Or a sigma?

Yeah, yes. Yeah, sigma cum laude. Okay, very cool. Yeah. Hey, can I ask guys, are these to scale at all? Or because the Tony seems to be about, you know, judging on a shoe size. On the shoe, as the crow flies,

it looks to be about one inch long. That's correct, and that is to scale. That's to scale based on anybody in the world. Yeah. Okay. We don't look at each other's dicks and sketch them and then run out of places to draw and did it on a shoe and then never looked back.

Yeah, exactly. That did not happen. No, no, no. What did happen? What did happen? Tell your story. Yeah. Our story.

Okay. We're two young men who met in a karate class. Oh wow. Two blue belts. Was it a how to do karate or how to protect yourself from karate? It was how to protect yourself from karate. Yes.

And what are the basic steps there in order to? First, run. Second, hide. Smart. Third, say, no karate here. No karate here, not interested. And then you put your finger in an X. Yeah.

And then cry. That oughta do it, yeah, five steps right there. Yeah. And how many classes do you sign? How many classes does it take to master all these techniques? At least five for the five steps. I would think so, yeah. There are eight week classes, there's four levels,

and then you can do advanced. And we both made it into advanced at a really early age. Okay, and then how soon after you complete advanced can you be on a Herald team? So the Karate- Of Karate. Of Karate. Of protecting yourself.

A dojo team, I'm sorry. The Karate Herald team's really hard to get on because there's only two open spots a year usually because obviously people want to stay in that world as long as possible because it's the mecca and apex of joy. And are the teachers allowed to date the students? Yes. Yeah, it's encouraged. Great.

Yeah. Often that actually- There's a lot of similarities with the improv world here. Improv? Oh, improv, huh? I get it now. I see what you're going for. I haven't, yeah, we don't do improv.

We're not theater kids. No, that's a fucking lie. We smoke and do karate. Yeah, you guys are just athletes who met and just came up with a great business idea. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. How much do these run for?

And I don't mean that as a pun because they're shoes. Ha ha ha ha. That's very funny. That's good, thank you so much. Mister, what's his name? Oh, by the way, the mister. Ha ha ha ha. The mister his name? Oh, by the way, the Mister. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. The Mister is the one I, by the, I, there's another little detail of the site that I'm noticing. Oh. What? The, the, the penises have,

the penis styles have, have prices on them. Yeah. Oh. The Mister is $25, the Tony is $45, and the Austin is $100. I'd love to dig into that price discrepancies. Yeah, absolutely. Sure, and we have a good explanation.

Because it does seem as though all of them are just applying a decal to a sneaker. So what is the value attached? Right. So the value is the penis that you're investing in. I see. And what's so incredible is that if you have a bad penis, you can always point to your shoe and say, it looks like that if you're interested in sucking it.

Now, yeah. And that's going to cost you a little more. Yeah. And that's why. What will cost you more? Just having a good penis on your shoe so you can do something cool like that. Now, the Austin is the most expensive one.

And I would. Yeah, isn't that the best one? I mean, I would say it's definitely the shortest, if that's what you mean by best. Yeah, it seems it's the one. The balls are hanging lower than the penis itself. This is the one where the balls are hanging lower than the shaft. Yeah, exactly.

I mean, it's flaccid, obviously, so. Yeah, well. It's maybe a grower, not a show. Yeah, Austin's grower. Or maybe it's neither. It could be, yeah, I think it's not. I think it's like, yeah. This is just what it is all the time. Yeah.

And I think it's a really special penis that people should be spending a lot of money to get. It's a $55 markup for this particular penis. That penis is twice as expensive as the other penises. It's the same up or down. By the way, I encourage everyone to go onto cooldickshoes.com for a second screen experience while you're watching this podcast.

Unless you think that somehow this is not a real thing we're looking at, in fact, it's very real. And I hope that you've got it in perpetuity for as long as. We have that domain for three years. Three years. Great. Unless you guys wanted to invest,

I think then we could probably bump it up to five. Okay, now I'm clicking on about. Uh-huh. Yeah. And it's got both of your pictures here. It says who we are, and it just says two bros with the right ideas about dicks and shoes. I mean, hard to argue. I don't need any more.

Yeah, I don't need any more than that. One of the things I'm curious about, Tony, right? It looks like you're wearing a helmet, a cycling helmet, yours. Yeah. It's not cycling, it's for waveboarding. Oh, okay, cool. Yeah, rib sticking. Because I was gonna say,

you seem like the kind of cool rebel that wouldn't wear a helmet. Yeah, no, but you know what's rebellious? It's just keeping your mind in shape for like financial deals and stuff. Wow. Yeah, this is that next generation thinking. That's insane. You know what I mean?

Which is like, yeah, protect your mind because your mind is your most valuable resource. That's exactly true. Like a lot of times people think like, hey, your penis shape is like your most valuable resource or something. I'm the guy who's saying like, that actually your mind is like

one of your most valuable resources. Wow. Interesting, I've clicked on cart and there's nothing in my shopping cart. I will say, Tony, I do feel like the only bummer is. Yeah, talk into the mic, Jason, if you don't mind. I know you're looking at a computer. I'm sorry, I'm just looking at some

of the price discrepancies. Tony, not that these are your dicks on the screen that I'm looking at. Exactly. I don't wanna be saying that, especially to 16 year olds. Yeah. Why do you value yourself at $45 the way that, I mean, the Austin is a hundred dollars. The Austin is one of the, I mean,

that's one of the best thick designs of all time. No one can argue with that. As CFO of the company. Oh wow, you're CFO. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention. Wow. No, I read Pitch Anything this morning. Yeah, so.

Last week, last week, last week. Last week, dude, dude Last week, last week. Last week, dude, dude, yeah, last week. I would think the shoe style would be- Hang on a second, Scott, I'm so sorry. Why is it important that you read it last week versus this morning? What's the timeline?

We're not like two stoners who woke up this morning with an idea. No, we're prepared. We thought about this a long time, we did the work and we did the research. By the way- Here's the thing. Yeah, our booking process is we just book people without hearing what they have to say totally I guess so occasionally we'll book people and people at the last minute will try to come up with something I will talk about this is a great idea that I think will make you both rich really

I don't think you should build it off of a lie. Did you come up with this this morning? No, no, okay, you both look panicked I don't think you should build it off of a lie. Did you come up with this this morning? No. No. Okay. You both look panicked. No. This morning? No.

This morning? This morning I was- Sex is crazy. I was having sex this morning. I wasn't available. I was having sex in a 10 foot tall, or sorry, a 10 story skyscraper. Oh wow.

With the lady in heels. That's not a skyscraper. That's a 10 foot a 10 story skyscraper with a lady in heels. That's not a skyscraper, that's a 10 foot, 10 story building. You said a 10 foot tall, then a 10 story skyscraper? It's a 10 story skyscraper. I was there too. You were there too? Oh yeah. For this sex with a lady in high heels.

I was doing it, he was giving me tips and watching with a cocktail. Yes, oh my gosh. I love cocktails. It's crazy. Wow. Who is the lady? Um. Business lady.

Oh, business lady. Were you talking about this business? Yeah, yeah, it was actually started out. We had a meeting. That's unprofessional. Yeah, you were mixing business with pleasure, it sounds like. Hey, I have a question. So what?

Dang it. I'm damit. Dang it. Dude, I'm rattled. You said to call, now it's like, is it about the business or the pleasure? I don't, just give me some, give me a vape. Here? Vape.

Okay guys, I really wish you wouldn't vape on this. Yeah. Why, it just disappears. Hide the smoke. It smells like birthday cake. Exactly, but I have a question, so. It's birthday cake flavored. Oh, okay.

Stop it, you were supposed to hide it. Hide the smoke in my mouth. How they're just passing the smoke back and forth in their mouth. Disgusting. I can only hold half. Here's the other half. Now, I do see that Scott is filling out an order. Yes! Our first order, man. Yes! Wait, your first order?

No! We got an order last week. From the lady in high heels. She said- Oh! So she's a customer? She's customer, yeah. Well, she's a customer potential investor.

Can you put dicks on high heels? Um, can you put- yeah. I didn't know if it was only the sneaker on the site. It seems to be. It is only the sneaker on the site as of now. In development, we have a high heeled dick. Yeah. And actually we've been-

Where the heel is a dick? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Wow. If you could get that on Sex and the City, wow. Yeah. Oh my God, Kerry would love it. Absolutely.

Are you more of a Kerry or are you more of a Samantha? Yeah, honey. Me? Miranda. You're a Miranda, really? Yeah, people say that I can be You know, I'm a short guy with short hair and often I do come off as a lesbian So it died Miranda sounds me. It sounds also like you might be a Steve

That's so true. Oh my god, just a little guy just a little guy who works at a bar Why have I never said I'm a Steve time? We, we were walking around saying we were like, the guy- I'm like, I'm a Miranda, because I'm a lesbian. I like girls so much, I'm a lesbian. I'm like, girl! I'm more of a Che Diaz. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I can see that.

No one wants to be around me. Whoa. Whoa, King. What are you? I'm a Miranda too, man. We're pees in the pod, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just two Mirandas. I mean, like, business-minded. That's great,, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just two Mirandas. Yeah.

I mean, like business-minded. That's great, you know? Yeah, thank you. Super business-minded. Super. Guys, I have to ask, one of these dicks is the Tony and one is the Austin. Who is Mr.? Who is the Mr.?

Because this is an uncircumcised person that you guys both know or? And is unquestionably the biggest dick in the group. Which is not saying anything because it looks about one and a half inches. Well, it's flacid. Sure, sure. The mister is aspirational.

Oh. The mister is the every mister man. Yeah. Uh-oh, so that's the platonic ideal of a dick? Exactly, like if you're like in a cave, like Plato's cave, like that's the dick that every dick was made from. Sure, from Plato's cave. Yeah. Yes. that every dick was made from sure from Plato's cave

Yeah, was Plato in a cave. Oh, yeah, absolutely. He was in a cave for eight crazy nights. Yep. Oh exactly Didn't you know about that's how we get? Well guys this is an incredible business opportunity I assume you're asking us to invest or yeah Yeah, how much and how do we get out of this? Okay, what you get out of it is, first of all, two shoes of your very own. Okay, wait, two pair of shoes or just two shoes? Right now we can offer you two shoes, one each.

Are they a right and a left? Yes. Okay, this is a $100 value if you get the Austin. Oh, yeah, well, let me be clear. I'm getting the Austin. Sure, sure $100 value if you get the Austin. Oh yeah, well, let me be clear. I'm getting the Austin. Sure, sure, of course we're getting the Austin. I mean, if you're gonna get, I mean, what are you gonna get?

Are you thinking about getting the Mister? I might get the Mister, it's only $25. Wow, it does allow you to sing Mister Mister. That's a good point, yeah. You can sing Curie Laison. Curie Laison, the rest. Yeah, well, I mean, of course there's the other hit. Broken Wings. Yep, that's the one. Thank you.

But yeah, if we were to invest, we get two shoes. What else? You get a lifetime supply of smoking with us. Yeah. So every time you, if you ever come over, we're in Seal Beach, anytime you come over, you can smoke whatever. It's a little far south. I don't know. It's actually not far as the crow flies. How about as the man drives? Oh.

Yeah. Yeah. Wait, did you guys arrive on those bird scooters out there? Yeah. Okay, cool. It only takes seven hours. They look trashed. Yeah. You threw them into my rose bed.

Yeah. We did. You guys saw us. Yet another episode where you managed to work in your rose bed. Well, I have a lovely garden. I want to show it off. Ugh, yuck.

I don't know, guys. For this reason, I might be out the Seal Beach of it all. Really? Yeah. Here's the thing, guys. I'm in. Whoa. Really?

I'm in all the way. I think this is a home run idea. I have literally never seen anybody prepare for this podcast, period. With the fake website. Period, and not only have you done it, you've gone above and beyond. So yes, I will order these shoes.

I demand that they arrive. They'll arrive. Okay. Yeah, no, that we, we're really good at follow through. And I mean, I think, I mean, I'm gonna, I think I'm gonna do the Austin. Yeah, it's the most expensive one. The Tony is good because it's hard,

but the Austin, I just, the Austin. The others might be hard, Jaycee, you keep saying they're not hard. Well, I think they're very much not. In what way? They're pointed down. Some people can be hard and point straight down. That's absolutely correct.

Wait, what? That's absolutely correct. Tony, you jumped right on that. Yeah, I'm just saying. Tony, you look panicked. I'm, dude jumped right on that. Yeah, I'm just saying. Tony, you look panicked. I'm, dude, dude. Okay, I know. We call that a tripod.

Tony, you are hard in this one. Yeah. Just wanna remind you, you're the hard one. And I just wanna- And yours is pointing straight up, unless it's upside down, and your balls are on top of your penis. That is, now, that is absolutely correct.

I think that's what's happening in the drawing. Wait, that's correct? That's what's happening in the drawing. I's correct. That's what's happening in the dry And I'm not saying that's any reflection on Reality, okay Am I okay? My mouth's a little dry. Okay. Would you want to take a water break or something? Week man, I'm not weak. I don't even want Tony take a deep breath. Okay, man. You got Tony's in like a defensive karate Don't come near me with karate! Don't come near me with karate! I learned this in level six!

Don't come near me with karate! We're not getting near you with karate. Hey man, hey man, hey man. It's cool. There's water right next to you. I'm not gonna take a drink that's weak. It's not weak. That's not the strong message. Look at me, I'm drinking. Yeah, exactly, you're the beta. You drink water. I hear it, you're a fucking pussy. They got me, Scott, they got me, fuck. Invest with us, man. They need to smoke weed with us. All right, guys, well look. Come on, come on.

Jason, it sounds like Jason's in. I'm in. I think these kids are cool as hell. I might be out, but we're running up here at the end of this segment. We need to take a break if that's okay. But Tony and Austin, do you mind sticking around? For sure, yeah, yeah.

We're free. We might, can we vape in here? No, absolutely not. But you've already done it, so you mind sticking around? For sure, yeah. We're free. Can we vape in here? No, absolutely not. But you've already done it, so you know. Yeah? I guess so. Thank you so much, mister. I'm not mister, but I'm mister.

Wait, are you the mister? Hey, hey, hey, hey, no. Whoa, whoa! I was not sending pictures back of my penis. Whoa, what do these guys know? Look, we have to take a break. We're gonna come right back. We'll have more Jason Manzoukas, more Austin and Tony.

We'll be right back with more Comedy Bang Bang after this. Comedy Bang Bang, we're back. Jason Manzoukas is here. Hey-o! Series 19 of Taskmaster on YouTube now. And, uh, of course, Invincible. You're part of the Invincible verse. Oh yeah, as are you soon.

I'm in season five, yes, whenever that comes on. Not for quite a while, but. Had a great time recording it. So fun, so good. One of the only jobs I've done where I felt like I did a good job. Oh really? Because the person in charge said I did a good job.

So susceptible to. If you're in charge of something out there, tell people they did a good job. So susceptible to- If you're in charge of something out there, tell people they did a good job. Isn't that nice? It works, yes. Oh yeah. How did we do? Great.

Austin and Tony are here. Aces, aces guys. Of course of cooldickshoes.com. A real website. A real website and a real business apparently. And have you gotten your shoes yet? Since the break? Yeah, I don't know what the delivery time is on these. That would be incredible if these two 16 year olds and a real business apparently. And have you gotten your shoes yet? Since the break? Yeah.

I don't know what the delivery time is on these. That would be incredible if these two 16 year olds could get that together. How long does it take to get these shoes? Check your shoes. Oh, oh shit, I'm wearing them. I'm wearing them too. Holy shit.

Oh my God. I've got the Austin on my feet, baby. I got the mister. I'm looking down at this dick. I'm just looking at my own penis. I'm looking down at this dick and it looks good. All right, well we need to get to our next guest. I mentioned a car is on the show, right?

Do you think that, yes you did. Do you think that you'll have them put your dick on your sneakers or you're gonna pick one of the three? I hope they put, yeah, this is a good question. Have you ever done the reverse? You put shoes on a dick? Shoes on a dick? Okay, now hold on a second.

You know what? You don't have on a second. You know what? You don't have to answer that. You're not their lawyer. Why are you covering the microphone? Like it's a Senate hearing. I'll allow it. Of course we did that, but we did test it in the market

and it was not of interest. Yeah. Okay. Are there any liability issues if I wanted to have not my dick and not one of these dicks, but someone else's dick on my shoe? Yeah. You know, like Harvey Keitel from the piano.

Or... Yeah, we can do that. Yeah. Or Ben Affleck from Gone Girl. Or, um, Kevin Bacon from Something Wild. Not Something Wild, from Wild Things. These are the famous dicks that we've seen on screen. Yes.

Or Fassbender. Can I get... Okay. Let's get a Fassbender. Do you have a Fassbender on here? We can make that. We can make that. Yeah, sure. Because it's a fast bender. Can I get, okay. Let's get a fast bender. Do you have a fast bender on here? We can make that. Yeah, we can make that. Yeah, sure. Because it's a drawing, you can do anyone's dick.

You don't own your dick shape. Yeah. Oh, I do. Oh, did you copyright your dick shape? Yeah, I copied, I copied. Yes, I put, I filed a copyright for my dick shape. All you have to do is mail it to yourself. Yes, I just traced it and mailed it to myself.

And to the writer's guild. Yep. I gotta do that. I keep sending them to the writer's. Yep. Well guys we have to get to our next guest I mentioned a cars on the show. Please welcome Kayla. Hi. Hi. Hi. Nice to meet you Oh my gosh, great to be here. I'm actually um, I'm actually not just a car. Oh, wow. I'm a Waymo This is interesting because I have seen Waymos driving around. I fucked one up during the protest. Did you really?

Someone on fire, yeah. Oh, wow, yeah. That was actually, that was a dear friend of mine. Oh, no. She's okay now. I was just joking. She's okay now, but she's unable to work and actually is having issues getting

unemployment from the government. Okay, now hang on. So you are being paid. Yeah. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. I'm a business bitch. Okay, now hang on. So you are being paid. Yeah. Oh, wow. Oh yeah. I'm a business bitch. Okay. Are you okay?

You're an entrepreneur of sorts. Absolutely. Oh, another entrepreneur. I like that. Yeah, I like this. I used to be an Uber, just simply an Uber, but I got sick of having these guys drive me around. I said, I can do this better.

Yeah. Wow. Backwards and in heels. That's right, honey. Wow. Heels the dicks on him. Okay, perhaps. Yeah. I don't like that. That's right, honey. Wow. Heels and dicks on him. Okay, perhaps. Yeah.

I don't like that. So for those of you who don't know what a Waymo is, and I apologize, it is a self-driving car and they seem to have some sort of pinwheels on the sides, which are doing what? I don't even know what they're doing. Those are my gorgeous pinwheels, yes. That's correct, that's the right terminology.

And they're actually using scanning technology so that I can drive seamlessly through the streets of Los Angeles. Right. Yeah, so it's not uncommon in LA to see Waymo's driving around driverless, but full of people who I think should be screaming in terror. Yes.

But they in fact look bored and listless while they're being driven around by nobody. I'm actually a pretty good driver. Oh, I don't doubt it. I'm not bad. I'm not bad. How many accidents have you been? Accidents?

I don't know. What are we talking? What do we call an accident? What, hitting the curb a little bit when you parallel park? No, I don't think that's an accident. Okay, then I'm good. Have you? Oh, that's the only thing that's happened.

Yeah, I'm clipping curbs, sure, but I'm not like, I'm not T-boning anyone. You're C&Cs, of course, Music Factory. Music Factory. Of course. But, so you've never injured a person, you've never. Never physically, sometimes I will say, I like to have a little fun.

So sometimes I will kind of psychologically play with the people in my car, sure. Oh, sure, well, I get, my guess is for you in your position, people must talk so freely because they think no one is listening. That's how I pee. Yeah. Freely?

I pee freely? Yeah, of course. That's the joke, wow. That's actually one of the best parts of being a Waymo is that I'm getting secrets constantly. Okay. See, this is the thing is like, there's no one in these Waymo, I've never been in one.

But I would imagine like- I'll give you a ride. Oh yeah, but I didn't know that you talk to the people. No, people are talking to each other. They're talking on their phones. Sometimes they're in the Waymo and they're just crying. Wow. And I get to know everything. Yeah.

So you're just collecting that information. So now are you able to, I don't know like what your work situation is, are you able to utilize any of that information for blackmail purposes? Absolutely, I could. I mean, I could. You could, you're not. I'm a smart woman, I could do what I need with it.

So that leads me to a follow-up question. So you keep saying you're a woman. Yes. Are you a sentient woman or are you an AI? Oh, gosh. Do you have sexual organs? You know, I actually, I have them. So Scott's asking questions

that I just want to distance myself from. No, I'm glad we got to it. Like is the tailpipe the pussy? Nah, hang on, man. The tailpipe, it's actually more like a cloaca type situation. Sure, sure, sure. This is a Guillermo del Toro shape of water situation.

Absolutely, absolutely. And I do, I mean, I take lovers. You do. Okay, you take them where? For a ride? I take them for a ride. Currently I'm dating a non-binary segue right now. And we'll throw his handle into the tailpipe

and see what happens. Wow. And that's gotta be- He'll throw his handle in? Yeah. The non-binary? Yeah, it's they, he. Any questions?

Oh boy. No, sorry, sorry. Hey Austin. Look, I let you guys hang out and vape here, but don't be confrontational with the guests, okay? You don't have to gender gotcha the guests. Yeah. Sorry.

Yeah, nice try. Literally try me, try me. try to gender catch me. Oh boy Anyone else name anyone else and say what their gender is Go no, you give me a person. I'll tell you the joke. Okay, Steve Martin man Pronouns that was too easy. He him She's good That's right. That checks out. That checks out, okay.

Now, Tony, you are looking at some sort of graph or some sort of spreadsheet. Do you have everybody's, or Austin, sorry. Do you have everybody's gender on that spreadsheet? I do, and I make sure that everybody knows, and I make sure everybody updates it. So often I'll check in with someone, hey, you still good with that gender?

Or you look at, because sometimes someone will dress mask it and I go, you leaning, they them? I'm looking at your- You're not as much she her today. So one of your columns is leaning. Leaning, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, just so I can be ahead of it

and I'll change the pronouns really quickly in my head. I'm looking at the sheet here, it has Michael Jackson. What are his pronouns? Oh boy. Michael Jackson? No, you don't have to. Currently leaning? No.

It's just leaning. I believe it's he. Currently leaning. No. It's just leaning. I believe it's hee hee. No. I'm so sorry. Scott is trying to set up his own joke, which is cripplingly embarrassing. It's not- Just a joke I enjoy.

It's worse that it's not your joke. You're trying to set, you know nobody's gonna set you up for hee hee. Well, so I mean, you know nobody's gonna set you up for hee hee. Hee hee. Hee hee. Well, so I mean, you know everyone's secrets. Everyone's inside of you all the time. Do you get time off or are you going 24 hours straight? Well, that's the thing. I really do go 24 hours a day.

I'm constantly available. I am trying to take some time this summer. I have a lot of weddings. Oh, so people, human beings or other cars? A little bit of both. Have you ever had, I bet this happens a lot. Have you gone to weddings for people that got engaged in you, inside of you?

Yes. Incredible. Yes, and it is a really powerful. That's the dream to propose inside of women. Can you imagine? Yeah, but you know what, I'll tell you, it's actually kind of pissing me off these days. Oh, okay, oh, I love your list of grievances. I've been to two

different weddings where the couple got engaged inside of my body. Okay. No mention. What? Not a mention. Not during the ceremony, not even during the thank yous during the dinner. That is so rude, but I guess maybe being invited to the wedding is sort of a thank you in a way. The bar is in hell, Scott. Oh. Wow. So like, what do you, so at one of these weddings, are you, do you feel uncomfortable when you're making small talk with the people

at your table or whatever? Do you feel uncomfortable saying like, I'm actually part of their story? I'm an integral part of their engagement. I find a way to work it in. I bet. I always find a way to work it in. I bet. I always find a way to work it in.

That's right. Weddings are such a hassle. What, I mean, like, do you, cause you, I mean, are you up on the dance floor dancing? I'm up on the dance floor. I'll be honest with you guys. I'm feeling very insecure about my body these days. So I'm not dancing quite as freely as I once was.

I'm so sorry, yeah. Yeah, the pinwheels. Is the pinwheels spinning too much? They're spinning so much that I'm just kind of like, I'm feeling very aware. Is it like that movie Cars with Lightning McQueen and Mater, who's so funny, where they get back up on their back wheels and they sort of use the front wheels to sort of gesticulate? And can you do that when you dance? No, that's actually a very offensive assumption. I'm so sorry, I didn't know. I actually remain four wheels on the ground and I just kind of turn the wheels. Turn the wheel back and forth.

And they went side to side. Yeah, yeah. That's fine, it's good, right? I'm excellent at a limbo. Oh, really? Oh, wow. As long as it's under, I guess, the height of a way back. Yeah, I mean, I have a, yeah, I have a limbo.

I've never seen a limbo with a height clearance sign on it, but I would imagine that's what you have to use. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Wow. Yep. Weddings are notoriously, like, are notorious for being places where people- They're. Yep. Weddings are notoriously, like are notorious for being places where people-

They're so notorious. Weddings. No, no. Notorious. Notorious. Okay, I thought you'd get there, but- We saw Duran Duran live together, didn't we? And they played that. Of course we did.

And we high-fived each other and said, let's mention this in three years. Yes. You guys would have fun in a Waymo. You can listen to whatever music you want. I was just gonna say- Just sing. That sounds great to me and not having to make small talk with the driver,

but instead have a charming Waymo to talk to. When you're at a wedding, are you like, I'm here to hook up? Oh yeah, that's the thing about me is that, I work hard, I play hard. Okay. Yeah, that's right. I'm going to weddings, I'm having six gin and tonics, and I'm seeing what happens.

Oh wow. Who do you hook up with, other cars? Where does the gin and tonic go? Into the what happens. Oh wow. Who do you hook up with? Other cars? Where does the gin and tonic go? Into the Glowaca, of course. Of course, of course. A lot going up there. Yeah, well, a lot going out as well.

Oh. Who am I hooking up with? That's a great question. Well, I have an on and off. By the way, this is for the table. This is for everybody. Who are you hooking up with? Yeah.

Well, they're hooking up with. Austin and Tony, who are you hooking up with? Don't ask underage people this. Six foot tall, I mean, fuck, six floor tall. Six story tall? Six story tall. Six story tall. Top of that girl in high heels. Wow.

I recently hooked up with the guy who did the smog check. Oh, okay. That was crazy. Yeah. So you will take. That was crazy. Sure. Yeah. So you will take a human? Sure. Interesting.

So that kind of an exam you found to be a turn on. It's incredibly erotic. So that's like, I think a lot of human women find the gynecologist similarly, like a huge turn on. Yeah, so. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's a one to one. It's so horny.

That's the thing, women act like it's not happening. When they're in my way mode, they are calling each other after the gynecologist saying, That's what I'm saying. It's getting a past fear. It's a one to one. That's the thing. Women act like it's not happening. When they're in my Waymo, they are calling each other after the gynecologist saying, I just came. I'm telling you, 90% of my secrets are women saying that they came after the gynecologist. See? Okay, so that's a point that I would like to point out to Scott. Women do say that.

Kayla, let me ask you. You ever drive these two around, Austin and Tony? Did you drive them here, by the way? No, I saw them actually on the highway on those bird scooters. I gave them a little wave. Oh, thank you. You noticed that? You guys looked like you were kind of running low on power at one point.

Yeah, we had to push. All the way from Seal Beach? Yeah, we had to make it. It was a regular scooter. It was just a regular heavy scooter. Okay, that's a very heavy scooter, yeah. Why not just pop off and get another scooter? Or get a weight ball.

Well, we were on the highway, I mean, what are you gonna do? Oh, wow, you guys, you shouldn't be taking the scooters on like the, what, the 10? Like, yeah, that's terrible. The 10 to the two to the five. All right, Californians. Yeah. It's like that sketch.

Thank you. Sure. Yeah, appreciate the clarification here. Seal Beach is actually outside of my range, but I could drop you off in Brentwood or something. Oh, you got a range. Okay. Cool. So what are you on the West Side? Yeah, I go from Brentwood to Glendale, actually.

It's a pretty big range. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's not bad. Yeah. You ever pick up anyone famous? Oh, yeah. Like, you mentioned Brentwood, I think, OJ Simpson. Yeah.

Not OJ Simpson, actually, but funny you mention OJ, cause very, very close I did pick up a Real Housewife. Oh! So when you mentioned, when I say it's funny I mention OJ, what's the connection? Because you said- Could you say, oh, Real Housewife? You said OJ, and the person I picked up

was Heather Gay from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. That's close! Yeah, that's close enough for horseshoes. Okay, wow, wow, wow. She was riding around, rocking around in my Waymo, I'm not gonna lie, she wouldn't buckle her belt. In Los Angeles though. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What'd she like, what'd she like? Oh, she's so nice. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's she like, what's she like? Yeah. Oh, she's so nice. Oh. Oh, she is so nice. And she's not the woman from that cast who was put in prison for fraud. No, that was Jen Shaw,

but she actually was on the phone with another housewife and they were talking about Jen Shaw. Oh my God. This is actually a secret that I'm going to reveal here. Oh, an exclusive. They said that say about Gensha? Exclusive. They said that Gensha has fantastic taste in dinner plates. Oh, whoa. They think she has beautiful china.

Oh, okay. Okay, so you're trading in benevolent rumors. Yeah. So is that the kind of stuff you're hearing in this way? I mean, I- Well, not everybody is gonna be in there saying something super juicy. I know Caleb, but-

Jesus. Any juice? Anybody say anything? Speaking of OJ. Not OJ. I mean, I- Well, not everybody is gonna be in there saying something super juicy. I know, Kayla, but- Like what? Any juice? Would anybody say anything? Speaking of OJ. Not OJ. Okay, yeah, fine, fine. I'll play ball with you guys. Oh, okay.

We're not trying to put you out or anything, Kayla. Yeah, I mean, but you mentioned secrets and stuff like this. And honestly, that one about Jen Shaw is kind of boring. Okay, sorry. Sorry about that. Okay. You don't have to apologize. You know what?

You know what? I forgive, but I never forget. Oh wow. 9-11. That's a good saying. Yeah. You know, another juicy secret that I did hear was I recently drove around Shonda Rhimes.

Oh, okay, Shonda Lans. Wow, Bridgerton. She heard. How to get away with murder. Good job, buddy. She heard. Good job, buddy. Confirmed.

She heard. And she had some juicy tea as well. Wait, wait, wait, tell us. I mean, Shonda. She said that she her. Good job, buddy. Confirmed. She her. And she had some juicy tea as well. Wait, wait, wait, tell us. I mean, Shana. She said that Kerry Washington, she her. Very nice. Okay. Oh, so like, like on set, but offset maybe?

She said offset, they didn't speak all that much, but she always had a nice vibe. Oh, okay. She talked to the showrunner. That's a little weird that she didn't talk to her offset. But Shonda didn't have any issues with it. Okay, man, this has more about Shonda than maybe it says about her.

I mean, it was a successful show, so I mean, they must have had a good working relationship. Yeah, but maybe they're working so hard on it, they never have time to talk offset. I don't know. I mean, it's not the best, juiciest secret I've ever heard. Okay, fine. All right, fine.

You'll like this one. Okay. Taylor Swift. Oh, T-Swift. Here we go. Fresh from the Eras Tour being dragged through the mud in the Blake Lively Justin Baldoni suit. Oh, is this about Justin Baldoni as well?

Oh my God. I actually picked up Taylor Swift from the Eras Tour to put in a Waymo back to her house. Wow. That's so crazy. So she has a private jet and then we get in a Waymo after it. It's so crazy that that's how she travels. That's the Taylor Swift. Yeah, but you know what?

She's smart. She probably figures like, oh, there's nobody in here that's gonna share this information. I won't have to talk to the driver. Exactly, and she was talking about Blake and Justin. Wow. What did she say? She says that Blake actually does all of her own styling. What?

Mm-hmm. And what about Justin? Justin actually, you know, Justin actually didn't come up. Oh, this is not a bad, okay. Justin didn't come up. Oh, okay. And she talks about that she does her own styling like a lot in interviews and stuff.

Yeah, this is not. That's the scoop that I'm bringing to you guys. That's the tease. That's not a scoop. I gotta say, yeah, this is the opposite of, this is like the anti-Raisin brand. This is no scoops. Okay, well it's just getting me through the day.

Rather than just the two that normally come along with it. Sure. He said himself for his own joke again. No scoop. Obviously. First time listening to the show. Have you ever listened to the show? That's all it again. No scoop. Obviously. First time listening to the show. Have you ever listened to the show? That's all it is.

Yeah, of course. 16 years in. I'm sorry, my secret. 78 episodes. My secrets aren't good enough for you guys, okay? Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. Okay. All right. Well, that's interesting.

Are they proprietary? Does Waymo keep secrets? That should be part of their promo. Waymo keeps your secrets. Waymo secrets than anyone else has. Waymo secrets? Technically, I didn't sign anything that said that. So I actually-

Can you sign something? With my cloaca. Oh, wow. You put a pen, you put a pen like partially in and I clamped down. I'm in. I don't like the hand gesture you're doing. You put a pen partially in and I clamped down and I can sign anything.

I don't like that Scott immediately had a sharpie ready. This is the most erotic moment of my life. I'm thinking that- Focus, don't lose it. I know you lose it. Don't lose it. Maybe we'll have some water. In six to 10 years, I think I'll have enough secrets to come out with a book.

Oh wow. Well, I mean, keep driving. You know, that's my advice to you. It's the only thing I can do. Yeah. Really. I feel kind of sorry for you. I mean, yeah, I mean do you have any tips for like Best behavior in a way Mo is there are there things that people are doing that are that are bad or that we should? I've never I've always wanted tips on how better to behave in a way Mo. I'm so glad you asked. Thank you for asking See so glad I asked I am so glad you asked. God, that feels good.

I've always been like, I'm misbehaving in this way, Mo. I wish I had tips. You know what I don't like? It seems like you are misbehaving. Mm-hmm, ain't. I like when someone, well, one, I like when people are talking

on speakerphone quite loudly about juicy topics. Sure. And one, I don't like when people fiddle with the little window thing. It hurts. Oh. It hurts to roll down your window? So the little window button, very sensitive,

maybe more sensitive than we would think. Yeah. And so don't press right on it. Don't press right on it. Got it. Don't fiddle with it. Don't fiddle with it unless you're being intentional about it. Sure, sure.

Just rub around the edges. Yes, please, please. What if I want the window down, though? What? If you want the window down, you have to warm me up for it, you know what I mean? It's not that complicated. You don't just jam the button down, Scott.

Do you do the alphabet on the button? That's actually a common misconception. With your tongue? Yeah. How does ice feel on the button? I actually, you know, I don't mind ice I don't mind ice, but it's got, it's got hot and cold. You know what I mean? Uh huh. So you just put a bunch of ice in your mouth through the alphabet. Okay. Yeah. And then T after for hot. I don't want you guys in my way, Mo. Yeah,

you guys are going to have to find a different way back. I'm so sorry. That's well taken. That's well taken. You guys should get in a lift and see what's up. Yeah. Lift. Yeah. Why did you both write that down? We're trying to figure out how to get home. It's like you've never heard that word before.

Lift. Lift. Lift. Lift. Yeah. Lift. That's with the I. A what?

A what? We're getting home. We're getting home. Well, look, Kayla, it's fascinating to have you here. Even though you're taking up most of the studio, can you stick around? Yeah, okay, I'm embarrassed about my body, God. You're not big for a car. You know what's so, a real missed opportunity

because the Waymo is such an advanced car. It's very soundproof in that we could have recorded the podcast in the Waymo driving around. Oh, that's a dream. So often I'm listening to podcasts in the car. It wouldn't have been great to record one. The first podcast you listen to where it was recorded. Yeah.

Well, we can hop in the car. We can do the next portion from the car. Okay, let's do it. Okay, be- All right, we're gonna hop inside. When we come back, we're gonna do our third C block is gonna be inside the window. And the rest of the episode,

you're gonna be hearing the ambient sounds of Los Angeles outside the windows, including- But it is soundproof, much as you said. Yeah, but we'll still sound- we'll still have some sounds in there. Doubt that. I do believe that it will be incredibly silent. Traffic sounds, some beeps. Nope, no traffic sounds, nothing.

Some ambient voices. No, unless there's some sort of a public domain kind of website where I can pick up some of these sounds. I'm sure there is. Maybe some library music. Yeah, no, I don't think any of that's gonna be on here, but tell you what, we're gonna come right back. We're gonna have a- Oh, I bet if we were in the car, we could watch an episode of Frasier straight through.

Do you think we can put that in the episode? I don't think that I could even do that. You can do anything in a way, Mo. Yeah. See? You really can. Can you? Yeah. Well, don't fiddle with the buttons,

but other than that, you kinda can. But I feel like there's probably cameras in there that are looking inside. Well, sure, but I'm allowed to peek. Okay, I like that at the very end, Kayla became a real creep. Yep. What?

Who cares? Tell you what, we're gonna hop in this car. When we come back, we're gonna have a tourist, plus more Austin and Tony, more Kayla, more Jason Madzoukas. We'll be right back with more Comedy Bang Bang. After this. Yeah. Comedy Bang Bang. After this. Yeah. Yeah.

Comedy Bang Bang, we're here inside the, we're inside Kayla. Why are you screaming? You're right, it's soundproof. I know the episode's been going on and you're trying to keep the energy up, but it's so loud. No, we're in the car. I just, I, there is, I know it's-

Oh, we're in the car now, yes. It's soundproofed and everything, but there is the sound of- And of course we can hear the sounds outside. Is everyone comfortable? Wonderfully so. Thank you for letting us in. I know that wasn't your original idea.

You two are sitting on towels. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Did you bring these towels? Were these here already? Yeah, I have towels just in case there's like little nasty boys. Oh, got it. Yeah, of course. Yeah, that's Waymo's slogan, I believe.

We have towels in case there's little nasty boys. Present. Yeah. LNBs. That's like the natural, that's Waymo slogan. I believe we have towels in case there's little nasty boys. Yes present. Yeah Lnb's that's like the natural enemy of a Waymo Lnb's little nasty boys and also salt Sure sure sure. Yeah. Well, look we need to get to our next guest. Well, I mean somebody's off to the side of the road right there Yeah, yeah, I gave him some coordinates or Directions not coordinates. Yeah, I gave them some coordinates or directions. Not coordinates. Oh yeah, earlier you said what's the longitude and latitude of where we are.

I'm thinking global instead of local, but let's pull it. Can we pull over here, Kayla? Of course. Okay, sir, come on in. Oops, clipped the curb. Oh. You've been hitting curbs like,

this is like the bowling where you have the gutters filled. Okay, but other than that, I'm pretty good. You're actually, I think really good. And honestly, LA's curbs are out of control. It is a very curbful city. Yes. That's where they got curb your enthusiasm.

Yeah, exactly. Come on in, sir. Don't mind our chit chat and our good jokes. Oh, aye. You clipped the curb. You really clipped the curb. I don't know if you know that. Sir, welcome to the show. Do you mind if I introduce you? Please.

I'm so glad you got the coordinates that I gave you. He's a tourist. Please welcome Rupert McDougal. Rupert McDougal at your service. Hi Rupert. This is Austin and Tony and we're inside of Kayla. Beep beep. Excuse me. Beep beep. Excuse me. Beep beep. Beep beep.

As a tourist, I'm wondering, have you ever been in a Waymo before? Not only have I not been in a Waymo, I wouldn't even call myself a tourist, really. Oh, I'm sorry. This is the information that my producer gave me. How should I have introduced you? It's a bit complicated. Well, we have time. I mean, we have- All the time in the world, actually.

No, I mean- It's a podcast. I need to get into it because I've got to get back home. Basically, I've been torn from my home. Oh, no. Okay, we're in a waymo. We'll take you home. Just tell Kayla the address.

Between Brentwood and Glendale, please. Were that it? Were so simple. Wow. It is that simple with a waymo. Now, here's the thing. What's up, Jay? I don't think we've mentioned this. We're so simple. Wow. It isn't that simple with a waymo. You just kind of answer. Now, here's the thing, and I don't think we've mentioned this, I'm hearing a bit of an accent there.

Really? Is it possible you're from someplace not America? You're correct. You're attuned to this because you're on Taskmaster, I feel like. You know, I've just spent so much time across the pond. Yeah, I don't see colour and I don't hear accents, so I don't know what you're talking about. I suppose that perhaps there's a slight affectation to the way I speak, but I mean, I really am just trying to get home and it's difficult.

Okay. Where's home for you, Rupert? Well, if you can believe it, it's in Scotland. Oh, wow. Is that the accent you're talking about? Bonnie Scotland. Wow, that's beautiful. It's a beautiful, it's it's a broke, it's a Scottish broke, right? But I would describe it as Balmy, that's right. No, Balmy with an N. Oh, Balmy, oh, okay, but I would call it Balmy.

You would call Scotland Balmy? Yeah, sure. Sure. I'll kill you, I'll kill you! Oh, fuck! He's got a knife. Oh, gee. Sorry, Rupert, I apologize, I apologize.

That's all right, I'm sorry, I've been so out of sorts. What's up? I've just, I've been trying's all right. I'm sorry. I've been so out of sorts because What's up? I've just, I've been trying to get home. Here take this left, Kayla, take this left. Oh, sorry. I was listening. Fucking shit.

And it's not so simple as just going back to Scotland because of course I've been torn from my home. I fell through like a circle of stones, I wanna say. Like a circle of like fairy stones. Sure, sure, sure. Fairy stones? Yeah. Some sort of like,

I'm assuming some sort of a portal or something. Exactly. Oh, got it. Oh, this is like a magical portal you fell through? So for somebody like you, being in a driverless car is kind of like whatevs, because you've fallen through some sort of portal. Well, nothing is whatevs.

I'll kill you. Oh, God, he's got a knife. Put the knife down. In fact, let me confiscate your knife, okay? I'm sorry. Oh, classic American. Let me take your knife away from you. Yeah, let me take your rights away.

I'm just a bit emotional. Honestly, the way Mo is- The emotions are anger. I'm so moody and emotional. I'm feeling all kinds of emotions, a whole range of them. What's going on Rupert? Tell us your story. What happened?

Well, God, I guess it's time to tell you about my story then. Yeah, I just said that. Try and deal with less pauses and actually get into the story. Wait, here's the thing. I think Scott, you're doing a disservice to Rupert because I think at this point in time, it's time for Rupert to into the story. Wait, here's the thing. I think, Scott, you're doing a disservice to Rupert because I think at this point in time, it's time for Rupert to tell his story.

Yeah, okay. You know? I'm ready, look, I'm ready to hear it. And for you to be barking down Rupert's neck is- I apologize. Not everyone comes on a talk show exactly prepared. And plus, a talk show in a self-driving car that is- It's a little strange.

That appears to have true sentience. Honestly, though, I'm trying to get this comedians in cars kind of vibe going. Kayla, God stop for the stop sign. Okay, sorry, I was- Okay, you are backseat driving so much. Well, she should be front seat driving. She's blowing through the fucking stop sign.

No one got hurt. What we're witnessing is Scott's belief that women are bad drivers. If I could for just a moment, tell my story. Okay, I think- Wow, now we're putting some patience in. I believe we are ready to hear your story. I think now's the time for me to tell it.

Okay, well, now it's time for me to hear it. I think, yeah, the time couldn't be better. Tony, Austin, are you guys good for this? Oh yeah, man. I hope you're ready, it's quite long. Or your pronouns? I don't understand what you're saying right now. If we were to refer to you in the third person, how would you?

Laird, like Laird. Okay, update the sheet. Laird. Laird. Laird. Laird. Laird. I'm a Laird. You're Laird. You're Laird.

Yes, update the sheet. What's a Laird? Like Laird Hamilton? Exactly. Okay, cool. Yeah, is he saying Lord Crazy? I don't know, yeah, I honestly don't know. Wait, you think his name is Lord Crazy? Lord Crazy.

Yeah, is his name Lord Crazy? You think that's his title? His name's Rupert MacDougal. They took my knife, but I will kill you. You know what, get on the floor and give me a plank. Uh-oh. How long can you plank? It's as interesting, the floor and give me a plank. Uh oh. How long can you plank? It's as interesting.

The boys are trying to establish dominance like they did before. Yeah. Come here. Oh, hey, he's got me by the scruff of the neck. Oh, he's lifting you right up in the air. Stay on the towel. Rupert, is that karate?

No, karate. No karate. No karate. No karate. Oh, that worked. That seemed to work. Rupert's backed off. Now, guys, behave or Kayla will turn this car right around.

Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. By the way, you need to make a U-turn. I do need you to turn it around. Okay, whatever, we're having fun. We're having fun! Jesus Christ. I am going to.

All right, so Rupert, do you have a story to tell? Have to tell my story. Ooh, do you need musical accompaniment? If we could get it. Kayla, can you put on something that is maybe Glenn Frye? You belong to the city. Yeah. Like a public domain version of it. Do you like that? No, I'd prefer the dulcet tones of the bagpipes. Oh, sure. I don't know what that bagpipes do interpreting smuggler's blues? Yeah, okay, let's try that.

It... Smuggler's blues. God, it's so beautiful. Oh my God, it's taken me back as if I were there on the rolling moors. Time to tell my story. Oh, wow. Well, it's not, basically, I guess, it's just that I was, I were to inherit a castle.

Now you're finally doing basically? Yeah, now you're gonna rush through? We've been waiting so long, hit us with the full unabridged version. Yeah, no need to, no need to like give us the broad strokes. In a few words or less, basically, I was, I were to inherit a castle, my family's home, and to be married off to my betrothed, my promised bride, Gayless. Gayless.

Wow. And... That's how Jason describes himself by the way. Hey. Only in reference to you who describes yourself as gay full. So you, you were going to be married and you're going to inherit this castle. I was so close. I was so close to getting married and inheriting a castle.

And finally going out on my own and God willing, knowing the touch of a woman. Oh, wow. Which you hadn't before? No, of course not, of course not. Who here's wed? I am, I think I might be the only one. Tony and Austin, are you married? No, single.

I mean, it's legal to get married when you're young. Great, so basically car full of virgins except for Scott. Whoa. Whoa, no. Exactly. I'm shoving stuff up my cloaca all the time. Same. Cloaca is chock full of shit.

You need to clear your cloaca, by the way, because it's stinking up the Waymo here. Especially, I've got to assume that there's so much stuff that's been jammed up there. You said earlier that stuff also comes out? Yes. Get some stuff out of this. Clear a path.

Okay, sorry about that. Smells good to me and you. Have you had sex, Jason? I've had sex, yeah. Well, same. Yeah, wait, same? Yeah, you guys too? Yeah.

Fuck yeah, high fives. You liked it? Yeah. For sure, me too. It's fun as hell, right? Okay, yeah, it's like a water park. How so how so just like it's so fun and like oh, yeah Oh fun like a water. Yeah, and then you can yeah, you can go down the slide multiple times. Yeah, God willing Sure. Yes. Yes, you can God willing you God wills it to be you Sometimes God God says abs just one just one, just one ride.

Off you go, and it's okay. And you keep scooting off the towel, I wish you would stop doing that. Sorry, sorry. Try to stay on the towel. I'll just, will you hold me down? Yeah. Okay. Now, Rupert, is it time for you to tell your story?

I think, I think perhaps I'll tell the story now. Now, of course, I don't know what you were saying, what are slides and what. This is advanced technology for, because, what I'm getting, what I'm guessing here. Hang on a second. Don't tell Rupert's story for him. I apologize, but I think you're from the past.

Why not let Rupert be the author of his own story? If you wouldn't mind, maybe I could take it over until perhaps a little piece of my story. Oh, how about Rupert host comedy bang bang for a minute. Boobidaboop, babidibidoop, boobidibidoop, babidiboop, babidibidoop, babidibidoop. I would love it for anyone else. Woohoo!

We're back with my story. It were the night of my wedding and I had to excuse myself for my beautiful, gorgeous bride. I walked Gaylis. And I needed to go outside to use the latrine. Okay. Sure, this castle only has outdoor latrines, no indoor plumbing.

Can I, can I, show of hands, who's pissing inside? I mean, we are now, I'm guessing you're from the past. I'm just trying to stress this a little bit. Oh my God, we haven't even established this. We haven't thought of you as a when. We've just thought of you as a where. Oh well. Now this is interesting.

This opens up a whole new thing. I mean, imagine my surprise when I'm squirted out of a vortex. I walk into, straight into Barnsdall Park, into a birthday, a land face down, ass up. That's the way I like the park. Everybody, well done. When to me, it was the year 1690. Whoa.

That's not that long ago. Are you sure you have these right? 1690. Okay, 1690. Whoa. That's not that long ago. Are you sure you have these right? 1690. 1690? Okay, 1690, yeah. 1690. 1690. I know it's, I mean technically-

How old are you? I just, I wonder if you're getting the right era right. No, it's correct. Okay, okay. I think so, for outdoor latrines. Okay, all right. And for like betrothals. Okay, sure, sure.

I mean, betrothals still happen. And for, and for a laird in the Scottish Highlands? Yeah. Yes, I don't even know what it is. So go ahead. 1690. I'm getting angry. So for you, it must be-

Here, have your knife back. I'm sorry that I took it away. How crazy for Rupert to be in a car right now in modern Los Angeles? The surprise wore off immediately. Oh, how long have you been here? I've been here for four months. Oh, OK.

That's all the time you need to get used to cars. Desperate to get home to my gorgeous bride, who I had not yet known carnal pleasure with. So wait, so you... Oh, Rupert, here's the reality, though. You can get fucked now. Like, you don't have to be married in modern time. You watch your tongue.

I will as best I can. I'm just saying in modern time you don't have to. That's the one major difference. It's the single difference is you can have sex outside of marriage now and it is not. You can have sex with a Waymo. Okay. For example, I mean, Kayla jumping right in. Well, I mean, I was promised to my bride at birth and it was, I mean, it was decided in

the stars. I'm confused how you're meeting people and what did you say? Get fucked? Yeah, yeah. I mean, the lay person's turn. Perhaps that was crass, but you know. Yeah, you just hop on the apps and like that night you could probably get fucked. I mean, I bet Tony and Austin are on the apps or understand the apps.

You're hopping on the apps? Is this a, I gotta climb a mountain? No, not the Alps, not the Alps. Yeah, it's actually not that complicated. You just kind of upload a picture. I mean, if these guys made cooldickshoes.com in the last hour, I think you could probably get a profile on one of the apps.

I suppose I missed all of that. What's going on? Oh yeah, let's just fully that. What, what's going on? Oh yeah, let's fully recap. That's true. We don't think about that often enough. We act as though Rupert's been here for the entirety of the show. I'm Austin.

I'm Tony. Fuck. And we have a product for you. We should just do it from the top? Yeah. I don't think we have time for this guys, but basically they're selling shoes that have dicks on them. Okay.

Oh, interesting. Thanks. It is interesting. It does intrigue me somewhat. I mean, I've just spent a lot of time on Hollywood Boulevard trying to figure out where the hell I am and how to get home. So you know what year it is.

Now I do. Yeah. And how did that, I mean, like that's gotta be crazy. Do you wanna go back? I'm desperate. You know I do. Yeah. And how did that, I mean, like that's gotta be crazy. Or do you wanna go back? I'm desperate. You are? Okay. I'm desperate.

And I've heard, I mean, I've been looking for like a sorceress or somebody like that can send me back. So this was stones that no one was in charge of. They were just, they were fairy stones. How do you know they were fairy stones? Oh, what else? What do you suggest, Scott? I mean, I don't know my magic stones.

Do you? I mean, I guess what I'm asking, I guess maybe what I'm asking is, is this someone's fault or is this something you stumbled upon? Was this done to you or? Yes. This is completely on me. Oh, wow. This is a cell phone. We all know living in the highlands that something like that could happen. Fairy stones opening a portal to a different time.

Squirting you out of Barnsdahl Park, face down ass up in a birthday light. And I've had a lot of friends that have disappeared over the years. And have any of them come back? A couple, yeah. So how did they get back? Maybe you could use the same technique. Are you aware? Can we have Kayla drive you to some fairy stones right now?

What's the- Well, I actually have- Kayla, do you have any fairy stones in the map? I saw like a big pile of something crazy in like Echo Park. A big pile. Of something crazy. Of something crazy. I don't know what it was,

I drove past a pile of something crazy. You drove past a pile of something crazy and you remembered it? We saw it too. Enough to bring it up. You saw it too? You guys saw it too? Yeah, we drove.

From Seal Beach? We went to the basketball park. We got off at Rampart Parkway. It's a big pile of something crazy. When you see a pile of something crazy like that, you don't forget. That's how we both said that. Look, I didn't know if a big pile will take me back or not,

but I'm willing to try anything. Oh, you don't want to jump in this pile of crazy. What was it a pile of? Because I mean, if it was like dead bodies, yeah, that's crazy. No. Not dead. What? Bodies.

What? Bodies? It was a pile of bodies. It was a pile of bodies. Not dead though. So it was like some sort of fuck pile? No, they're not dead. They were never alive. It's dolls. Oh, it's like mannequins or something like that.

I see, I see, I see. I think a store was getting rid of a bunch of them. It was actually right outside an American Girl Doll store that was under foreclosure. They're just throwing out their dolls? These are expensive dolls. Wait, American Girl Doll is going out of business? Well, the one in Echo Park.

It was, oh yeah. The one at the Grove did too. Really? Wow, why do you know that? I have a daughter, Jason. Hmm, so you say. The one at the Grove did too. Really? Wow, why do you know that? I have a daughter, Jason. So you say. Why not American Boy? I wanna go to this place.

Isn't that G.I. Joe? Oh, that's a good point. So you're looking for a sorceress. I'm trying to click through like, oh yeah, you have an idea. I have an idea. That's better than me trying to come up with a solution. No, if you have one. I don't have any sorcerers.

Yeah, I'd love to hear your idea, but then I have some follow-up questions. About the idea you've not heard? No, yeah, just about, yes, yes. I guarantee I will also have follow-up questions about that, yes. Well, basically when I was walking. Don't basic it.

Give us the full thing. A long story short, while I was pacing back and forth up and down Hollywood Boulevard, and I didn't know what to do or how to get home, I heard a lot of people talking about a powerful, I have to imagine sorceress or sorcerer and that people are coming in droves to see them lining up. They're called a Labubu. Labubu, these are- Labubu? I think I know what these are.

Okay, I don't, tell me. I've heard, I don't know, I've heard Labubu, I think. Labubu, yeah. Certainly, Labubu could send me back through the stones. I could finally make love to my beloved. Okay, so here, I have a question for you. Sorry, let me just explain to you, Labooboo is a toy.

Oh. It's like a little doll. What do you mean? Oh, I see. And people, they're very collectible and people are trying to get them now. Like a beanie baby or something. Yeah, it's a little like that.

They were saying that I overheard a radio segment, I've learned what that is now. You know what the radio is? Now I do. Just in time. Yeah, well, it was not through my own volition, but basically I heard- Let me guess, you didn't consent to learn about radio?

I'm so sorry you went through that. That would never happen in a Waymo. Can I just say there are so many sounds in this world that I don't encounter and it is pollution and I did not consent to hear it. Noise pollution. I beg your pardon but yeah so people were talking about Labooboo's? So it on something called NPR they did a whole section on Labooboo and people lining up and and waiting weeks to see Labooboo and I have to imagine that her powers can probably... No, I just told you it was a toy.

No, but I have to imagine her powers. I think you shouldn't be imagining that because I told you it was a toy. I think you should abandon this as an option. People are coming far and wide to go and visit with Labubu and I have to think perhaps pay some sort of homage or tribute. I'll tell you what, you were on Hollywood Boulevard and I believe the Harry Potter play is over there. Harry Potter, a very powerful wizard story. Here's my question though, a lot of you wanting to go back, now how long have you known Gayliss? Well in theory, my whole life. But you've never met?

Never spoken. Did she lift up her veil at the wedding or anything like that? No, didn't even get to peek at her yet. So my question is- Jason, this sounds like an ugo. You think this is- I swear to God. This is a stone cold butter face.

Yeah, I think so too, but- I will end your life right here, right now. Obviously, you're better off here. Obviously, you are honoring a promise, which I very much respect. It sounds like a promise made at birth, but what if I told you, it sounds like what you really wanna do is lay with Gayless.

What if I told you we could make that happen here, and also your life expectancy is double? Yeah, and this is with a Hollywood Four, which where you're from is probably like a 15 or something like that. Oh, Scott's got access to so many Hollywood Fours. Hollywood Fours, yeah. I run HollywoodFours.com.

It's an app. Real website, open it up right now. I would believe that somehow it is functional. I gotta get on GoDaddy, hold on, I'm not sick. I mean, I suppose I've not, I mean, I've not even entertained the thought, it's so strange. I've spent years seeing sort of the back of her head

and the fields, never her face. Oh, this is a field girl, ugh. No, you're better off here. You're being so unbelievably rude, and I don't understand. Look, I'm sure, you know what's curious about you? You are also like, you have like leading man good looks. You've got that Scottish accent. You're like a Gerard Butler. You could be like people's sexiest man. You should, you're in LA. Has anyone asked you to do any auditions or anything? You should

model. Well, I mean, I have been approached, but I just thought I shouldn't settle down or, you know, have roots. No, look, here's your life. Okay, don't go back. Okay, just- Don't go back. Don't go back. Just rail through the Hollywood-

But my castle? Uh, castles. But if you were to go see it now, it would be dilapidated, it would be run down. Gayless is dead. Where's- wait, the castle would be run down. Where's my ma'am? Your mother? She's like in the ground somewhere.

She is far along dead. Oh God. This is the first time this is occurring to you? Rupert's try heaving. Get on the towel. Get on the towel. Then I'm getting off the towel. Then I'm getting off the towel.

You stay on the towel. We're on the seat. Put a towel in front of Rupert. Sorry Rupert, I think you're car sick. Is everybody I know dead? How is this not a, you've been here for four and a half months? You've traveled through time. You know what the radio is,

but you can't assume that everyone's dead? You son of a bitch, I'll kill you. Wait, what? Where'd you get another knife? Look, yeah, you're better off here. Oh my God, my horse is dead. You're on, oh, you seem more upset about the horse than his mom you can get a new horse You can get a new gay list you get you have horses here

We're playing horses. I've not seen a one. Well, you're in the city. Can you put a horse dick on a shoe? Yeah. Yeah So confident about that. I would like to see you. Your wraps all the way around We could do a horse high heel too. Yeah. Super cool. Super high heel, you're like 12 inches taller. Oh wow. Yeah, we tested it.

The same way that how, you know, people in the future, 80 years from now, are listening to this podcast saying like, why did they do any of this? They're dead. Why were they wasting their time? Imagine spending 16 years in a room, talking to people who are pretending to be other people.

The same thing that you would have if you were to go back home right now in the present day, you would see like, why did I wanna go there? Like, I'm sure there's etchings of gay-less and, you know, I mean, like, who cares? You're here now, like make the best of it, man. You got a model, you should act. Like you have, you're fucking sexy, bro.

I don't say that to everyone. I know. Wow. You know? I mean, you've all lost me completely. At where? Pretty much all of it, but I've wanted to ask. You have wanted to ask?

I wanted to ask because I sort of go back to the fact that I am in a car full of worldly men. I believe the car is a woman. And Kayla. Yeah. And my lady. And well, I guess, how do you do it? Kayla, where's this heading?

Oh, me, oh god. Yeah, where are we going right now? I thought we were just having a news. I've never been in this fucking part of town. I thought we were having a nice ride. I'll take us to Panera. I'll take us to Panera. Why, are we all breaking up? Yeah, we're having a nice ride. I'll take us to Panera. I'll take us to Panera. Why, are we all breaking up?

Yeah, we're gonna have a conversation. Was that exclusively a restaurant for people who were breaking up? Breaking up or doing like study group for high school. Oh, Gaylis probably thinks I've run away. Gaylis is dead hundreds of years ago. What's Gaylis' last name? Don't know.

Oh, you don't know. Oh, it's mine now. Oh, oh, oh, I see. Oh, you did get married. me. What's Gaylis's last name? Don't know. Oh, you don't know. Oh, it's mine now. Oh, oh, oh, I see. Oh, you did get married. Look at her, Gaylis McDougall. That's what I'm saying, that's what's so tragic is. Look at Gaylis McDougall. Moments from consummating.

600, 1690s? 1690s, Gaylis McDougall. Scotland. Yeah. I'm only getting 500 hits. She probably lived her life forlorn, waiting for me to come back. Doing the Google image search. Okay. Oh, take a look at this. Oh! What is it? This is a picture. This is like, yeah, this is a drawing, an oil painting of Gaylis MacDougal.

It could have been a painting. It's a drawing of an oil painting. Drawing of an oil painting, yeah. Well, why do you sound like that? Let me turn the computer around. This is what she looks like. She's beautiful. Oh, wow. That's very sweet, actually. That's sweet, but by our modern standards?

She's all exactly as I. Put a pad over that. Keep that veil on, baby, we're in Hollywood. The father of a daughter. She's exactly as I pictured her. Dude you could do so much better. Down to the whiskers. Now to my original question, you all. What was your original question that's been so long? About any sort of, I guess I suppose if I'm fated to live in this hell. Oh wow. Just hang out, man.

I got a guest house. I could live here? Yeah, you live here. All I ask for is 20% of your earnings. 25. Okay, I mean I did just- You just jumped up 5%. It's gonna take a minute.

Guest house privileges, yeah. If you get pool privileges, that's another 5%. Maybe I'll do commercial acting or... I'll make some intros, take you to a few parties. I mean, that business has cratered, I will say. Celebrities are doing ads now, so... As a recession indicator, as well. That is unbelievable.

There's a massive contraction in business. We're just gonna start off modeling, then we're gonna segue into acting. And then hosting. Well, none of you... Acting, then hosting. Well, none of you- Acting then hosting? Sure. Well, cause all actors are hosts now too.

What if we could get Rupert on like a bachelor situation? That would be amazing. Oh, I don't know. Bachelor's in Paradise, have you ever heard of this? I've seen the billboards because of a sleep under one. Oh no, Rupert, no, sleep in my guest house. Of my own choice, I didn't mean to take it to a dark place. Okay.

Um, now I will be sleeping in your guest house, but... Have you tried to get back to Scotland? Modern Scotland at all? Yeah. I mean, obviously the portal dumped you here, but you can travel to Scotland. I went there last year with this show. You've been there? Yes, I've been there as well. Yeah.

I could just go? Anyone can go. Absolutely. Well, how? Okay, well, you could take a boat. Too much. You could fly in a plane. I'm sorry, it's too much. Are you aware of planes and flying?

I mean, you know about the rail boards in the realm. Oh, you mean the- The big metal birds. Well, I wouldn't call them metal birds. They're sort of plummeting to the earth. Every day I see a few things falling from the sky. I'll be honest, in years past, I would say they are not falling from the sky at all,

but currently they are plummeting from the heavens to the ground. Let's not have you take a plane. Okay, so sounds like I'm living here now. Yeah, you just live here, I think you're good. In fact, Kayla, can we get, are we near my house at all? Oh my God, I thought we were going to Panera, Jesus. I wanna show Rupert the guest house.

Okay. Because you're gonna love it, man. Can someone just tell me please how you do it? How to do it. How to do life? No. Oh, sex. Yeah.

Oh. I think this is for Tony and Austin. Yeah, you guys can take this. All right, watch this, watch this. Watch this. Let him cook. All right, yeah, let us cook. All right.

Ready and grab my ankles. Wait, you're doing it right now? I'm sorry. Oh wow, I thought they just explained. Okay, so first you're gonna wanna warm them up. So, again, you're seemingly doing it on each other. Is that what's happening? Yeah, please stay on the towel.

We're just trying to show you. Yeah, it's just an instructional video, man. Yeah, it's just an instructional video, man. Yeah, I don't know instructional video of us doing it Yeah, that's not a video and is in fact just them doing it Cuz we sell a video we suck each other's dicks just basically what ends up happening. That's not a problem for me I'm really just I'd like to know anything about it and you've yet to say a single fact about having sex with a woman So a woman with the water with the woman. Yeah. woman. With a woman, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, watch this, watch this.

Why? Well, we're gonna explain it this time. All right, so first you greet the person. Hello, me lady, probably is what you would do. Yeah. Can I just, and I also don't mean to shorten your story, but picture for a moment, you're already wed. Wet?

No, we don't get wet, we have dicks. Make sure those towels are down. Yeah, the towels are down, we're not wet though. We're not wet. And she's waiting in the chamber. Okay, sure, yeah, we can do, how would you have sex with a bride who was waiting for you in the chambers

and you're already wet? Okay. Yeah, let me just update that in my head, okay. Hang on, people, yeah, update. We're in a castle. Yeah, okay, you're walking through the door, you're walking update that in my head. Okay. All right, okay. So first, yeah, okay. You're walking through the door, you're walking up the stairs, you're going, you're going, you're the man, Tony.

You're the man. You're going, you're the man, you fucking got this. You're not gonna flip out and get anxious. All right. And I kinda saddle up next to him and I'm like, you're the man, Austin. Yeah, of course. You're the man, Austin.

You're the man, Austin. Did you do everything together? Yeah. And you hype only yourselves up. You don't hype each other up. No, because it's such an internal thing, having sex. For sure, yeah. It's mainly external, but.

Yeah. I mean, it's internal with your partner. It's mostly, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's mostly internal for us, at least. Yeah. It's a mental game, really. Yeah. Sure, it's also a game of the heart, you know,

and the heart is inside your body. That's true. Hopefully. What, sure. It's also a game of the heart, you know, and the heart is inside your body. That's true. Hopefully What I don't mean to assume because I've not been here Previously, but like it feels like you guys are lying about a lot of stuff Hey Rupert Real Wow Rupert real website Rupert. That's the thing is in the 1600s, you know, like somebody like Rupert has to cut to the chase.

They don't have the luxury of time to be polite. True. If you don't have the tithes or if you can't deliver, I would have had to kill you. So basically I just need you to tell me the truth. Have you had sex with someone ever? No, ma'am. No. Thank you. You said no, ma'am? I guess I was talking to the waymo again. I'm sorry. I'm scared to hurt me. I'm just gonna smash this button now. No! Actually, that was good. That was good? Okay. I found something that Kayla likes. That caught me by surprise. Sometimes you don't know if you like something, you have to do it to a person. Genuinely, I'm learning a lot about myself.

I'm learning constantly. Tony, do it with me. Well, by sitting in this car, could it be that we've all lost our virginities? Is that what you're saying? Because we're inside. Because you're inside. We're inside, oh my god. Yeah, we're inside Kayla.

We're all making love right now. Yeah. Don't, we did it! You're the man, Austin. You're the man, Tony. Aw, that was very sweet. This episode does have a happy ending. Wow, that genuinely affected me.

Yeah, well guys, we are running out of time, unfortunately. We only have time for one final feature on the show that is of course a little something called plugs You're saying yeah over the parts. All right. That was Shine, the wet remix. Oh man. By Eddie Wolfram. Everything's wet. Everything's wet today.

It's not, I mean, it's, well, I guess we're a couple of months from wet day. Yeah. I mean, quite a few months, unfortunately. Yeah. All right, what do we plug in? Jason, obviously Taskmaster Series 19 is out. All the episodes on YouTube. You can watch it all on YouTube. Invincible, like we mentioned before. The final season of Big Mouth, Big Mouth Season Eight

is up on Netflix now. You can watch all of that. That's about it. I'm saving it for when Nick does, Scott hasn't seen, we're gonna cover. What movie? No, Big Mouth. He promised to do that episode. I love that.

And you're gonna watch the whole series? No, we'll just watch a few selected episodes. Great, I love that. That's funny, that's a great idea. And how did this get made? On tour now? How did this get made? We have finished our tour.

We have one date in Vancouver that I think will have already passed. Have already passed, great. All right, but always be on the lookout for Jason. If you see him. Absolutely. If you see him and catch him, he'll give you part of his $4 million prize. Absolutely, but please don't catch me.

Please don't touch me. I don't like you. But if you do, he'll give you part of his $4 million prize. Yep. And- In fact, just say, Hey, Nong Man, walk away. That might be best. Austin and Tony, what do you wanna plug?

The Z suite on Tubi, new TV show, just came out. That's something you like to watch? Yeah, I really like the show. That's what kids are watching? Yeah, people really like the show, especially. What's the setup? So basically it's about an office where there's an old lady and young lady and.

How old is old haggard lady 50 and they let they let her on TV yeah it's to be it's to be it's to be they kind of will sort of take anyone on a bit solars on it and it's like that's just they really will take anyone so So definitely watch that. And it's called ZSuite. It's called ZSuite. It's on Tubi. It's a free streaming platform. Yeah, download it right now, get it.

Watch it a ton, because they probably want people to watch it so that they can do a season two and then everybody can get more money again. Gotta get those numbers up. Gotta get those numbers up. It's really important. Tony, anything you wanna plug? Yeah, actually these two girls,

sometimes they just throw this on, they have this improv podcast called on an Isabella do improv. Okay. Yeah, I heard that one's really good too. Yeah, oh that's cool. Yeah, it's a podcast. It's a podcast, yeah.

So it's not on Tubi. It's not, but God willing. Yeah. If God wills but God willing. Yeah. If God wills it to be, yeah. So if you're liking this show right now, you can go to the podcast app you're listening to it on, search the, what is it? Ana and Isabella do improv.

Do improv, and then of course, cooldickshoes.com. Yeah. Oh my God. That's the big plug. Why are you talking about these fucking podcasts and Tubi shows? We promised we wouldn't do this. Here's, what is it?

CoolDickShoes.com. CoolDickShoes.com. This episode is brought to you by CoolDickShoes.com. Pick your dick, pick your shoes. Pick your dick, pick your shoes. Now somebody will edit all this together as a commercial. My advice is all the things you guys just told us, people should listen to it, check out,

should be linked on this website because this is what people are gonna remember. Yeah. Cooldickshoes.com. That's gonna be the thing that most people have. And reroute some of it to the other stuff. Because people are gonna be like, fuck, what was that funny thing?

Oh, cooldickshoes.com. Well, fuck, now I can't listen to a podcast on this. Kayla, what do you wanna plug? Is this Tubi? Kayla, you wanna plug cooldickshoes.com? I would love to not plug Cool Dicks, what is it? Cooldickshoes.com. Or cooldickshoes.com? I would love to not plug Cool Dicks, what is it? Cooldickshoes.com? Or cooldickshoes.com.

An anti-plug? Do you use your blog to take ours away? I'm gonna do an anti-plug. You're doing an unplug? I'm doing an unplug. This is unplugged. Do not visit that site, I beg of you. Download the Waymo app, or, oh, I've been hearing whispers

in my Waymo of a really cool girl on Instagram. Whoa, whoa, whoa. At StephBurch1, I believe, and she's been posting stuff about shows. Oh my God. About shows? Wow, this sounds like good content. I love to see a show.

People are talking, people are talking. And people are whispering about it in the Waymo? People are whispering about it in the Waymo. Why whisper? You know, whispers are louder than screams sometimes. I love that. That's a good point. That's powerful.

Rupert McDougall, what do you want to plug? Right. I mean, you don't have a lot going on. Basically, what do you want to plug? Basically, oh, yeah, you could, oh, a billboard that I've seen before. You could watch Solar Opposites on Hulu. I did a voice on that show. That's right. And you saw it? My friend writes on that show. Oh, yeah. This girl I've seen. This girl, Mai, she writes on that show. Oh, yeah. It's a great show. Solar Opposites.

Incredible room. And you could write, you could watch the final season of Lord Dax. Love it, love that show. And then, you know, you could do something really crazy and you could go to UCB and watch Herald Night. Oh. Wow, I hear you can stream that. And you can even stream it. You can?

Yeah. They shouldn't do that. They shouldn't do that. And, but that's fantastic. I want to plug CBB World. Oh. Yes, Jason But that's fantastic. I wanna plug CBB World. Oh. Yes, Jason. Can I plug a specific episode of CBB World?

Yeah, what do you got? Heinz. I'm Proved to Meet You? Improv to Me, I'm Proved to Meet You, episode, what number of, what episode, what's it called, does anybody know? We don't know, but it's one of the last ones. It's the episode where the improv lesson

is being taught to an office workplace. Yes. I will say this, Will teaches improv to a lot of the people that are on this show. Will Heinz is often on this show. It's not often that he goes out into the world and just teaches improv to regular people, but these regular people turned out to be hilarious. And he recorded it, which is fortunate for us. He recorded it and we got to listen. And we turned it into a podcast.

Yeah. So that can be, that's a CBB Presents episode, Heinz Unproved to meet you. We also have every episode of this show ad free, including the new episodes ad free, all 900 and whatever of them, as well as every live episode we've ever done. That's thousands of hours of entertainment for you,

as well as Scott Hasn't Seen, which Nick Kroll is gonna do about his own show soon. Anything, any movies recently that you have now seen that you are like, hey, I wish I'd seen, like this was a great one. Uh, no. No, okay. Um.

I'm, I'm, a genuine question. Cause sometimes there are ones that you're like, oh, I saw this and it was actually great. No, there was one recently that I was like, this is a Stone Cold classic and I'm trying to remember what it was. Oh, Cabaret, that was really good. Oh yeah, great, great one.

Yeah. Great one. And then a bunch of fucking shit every other week. But yeah, anyway, that's all at cbbworld.com. We also have shows like The Neighborhood Listen, College Town, stuff like that. Everyone. Hey Randy, I'll shout out as one of the funniest shows on the app.

E.P.R.E. Dunk, Who Me With The Batman, the Geno Show is over there. Holy shit, that show's funny. This book changed my life. So much. Also very funny. So much great stuff over there. Head over to CBBWorld.com. All right, let's close up the old plug bag.

Open the blind bag with me, Drew. Please don't close it and be rude. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Your experience is not ours. I don't know, ours? Is that the royal hours? Everybody else is like snooze. Alright, that was Oppo Pop Remix 2025 by T.W. Bond. Thanks to T.W. Bond. If you have a plug theme, head over to cbbworld.com slash plugs. And guys, I want to thank you. Jason, even though you don't like the songs that people worked very hard on, and that's an insult, a direct insult right to them, right to the fans.

Hey, this is what I'll say to the fans. Do something else. Your time could be better spent. Learn a skill. I said it on stage the other day. This is not even a heel turn for you because you've always been like this. Yep.

Just a real idiot. Just an absolute jerk. That cares not for the fans. Nope, fans can get fucked. Mm-hmm. I want to thank, speaking of getting fucked, Austin and Tony, two people who have never had sex before. Uh.

Cooldickshoes.com. Yeah, cooldickshoes.com. That's the genuine website. But you admitted you'd never had sex before. Do we have to keep bringing it up, though? But yeah, we never have. But you know what? I agree, I don't think, Scott,

you should, as a 50-something, some 50 something year old man be identifying teenage virgins. Ooh, I got one. I got a couple over here. Two teenage virgins over here. Wait, but we did it with the Waymo. Yeah, we did it with the Waymo. That's a good point.

Speaking of the Waymo, Kayla, thank you so much for being here and are you dropping us off? Where are we exactly? I mean, I can go for another, I heard you have a pool at your house. You can go for a splash. Oh, wow. You want to drive into the pool?

I've never been in a pool. Oh, that's so cute that you want, oh, that's great that you feel like you trust us enough. I feel like you would rust. I'll drive all of us into the pool and just see what happens. Okay, I don't know, but I feel safe in a Waymo that goes into a pool. In the pool it might be difficult.

We're so close to the ocean. Should we just drive straight into the ocean? Yeah, Rupert, you wanna drive into the ocean? Maybe we can get to Scotland. I'd love to. I'd love to fill the trunk with heavy rocks and drive into the ocean. Let's do it!

The ocean is outside of my range. Oh no. We only go to Brentwood. Fuck. All right, man. Pool. That's too bad. We'll go into the pool. All right. Thanks everyone, we'll see you next right, man. Pool. That's too bad. We'll go into the pool.

All right. Thanks everyone, we'll see you next time. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

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