Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - Who Done It? (Wayne Brady, Lily Sullivan, Jacob Wysocki)

Episode Date: April 21, 2025

Wayne Brady is in studio talking about going from theme park theater to Broadway musicals, and why he is loving making his new podcast - "What If?!" Then, Peloton instructor Krendall arrives to help her boys get crumped and crammed. Finally, Bugs Bunny drops by to organize a comedy sketch show to save his friends. Comedy Bang! Bang! - aim high, burn bright, and drink brown. Don’t forget to check out the Comedy Bang! Bang! Action Figures at shop.figurecollections.com and go to actionfigureseller.com for international purchases. If you want more great episodes of Comedy Bang! Bang! become a subscriber at comedybangbangworld.com. We have all of the past episodes from the archives, every live show, ad-free new episodes, and original shows like CBB Presents and Scott Hasn’t Seen. Find more great Comedy Bang! Bang! merch at https://www.podswag.com/collections/comedy-bang-bang Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/cbb Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Some like it. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. Thank you to Pugsley's Chicken for that catchphrase submission. I don't know if that one's going to be the one. I don't know. Some like it hot, some like it cold, and I like it's stinky and covered in mold. I don't know. That could be the thing we say every single episode.

That's hot. Yeah, it's not bad, right? If you heard that, every single week, would you be annoyed by it after week one, maybe? I would be turned on. You would be, really. I want to segue into a What Turns You On podcast, by the way. We're going to get very deep into it. Thank you to Pugsley's Chicken.

I'm sorry, that one's not going to stick. But welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another week. My name is Scott Ackerman. We have an exceptional lineup for the show today. Coming up a little later, we have a Peloton instructor. And we also have America's favorite rabbit. America. I wonder if that's just the lower 48.

Because I would imagine in Hawaii or Alaska, they might have different tastes on rabbits on it. your favorite rabbit, if you don't mind me asking. And I'll introduce you in a second. My favorite rabbit. No one's asked me that before. Ever? No one's asked me that before. This is impossible. No, no, no. That's never come up in conversation. I've been asked about my favorite foul. I'm my, my, but never my favorite rabbit. Okay, two-part question. What's your favorite rabbit and what's your favorite foul? Oh, I, I hate foul. I don't have a favorite. My family, we, we are foul killers. Are you really? You come from a long line of

Fowell killers. Deep family grudge. It's, uh, we, we are kind of like the vampire killers of the South, except it's foul. Is this like the Hatfield and the McCoys? A foul did something to your family. It goes back to, uh, it's a whole thing. Frederick Douglass. Wow.

Uh, the White House, even Lincoln, foul. This goes all the way to the top. Ruin talks between our people. Then the secret society have been assigned, trained as a kid, killed fouls from here to Argentina. How many of you? you killed in your entire? 3,086.

3,086. And I remember every face, every single face. So if you killed one a day, that's plus vitamins. That's probably about 10 years of killing fowls. But I just stopped. I just stopped because between my busy schedule, my shooting schedule. So you're busy schedule and your shooting schedule are two different things. Two different things.

Two different things. So you're very busy when you're not shooting television. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. I'm always tired. Are you really? always tired. You've, by the way, for the listener, this is a podcast, you can't see what's happening. Our guest has been yawning in between every word, which is tough to do. So shout out to your

editors that the fact that they've been able to assemble, because really it sounds like that. So we just gave everyone a little taste of what it actually sounds like. Yeah, behind the curtain. Yeah. Well, this is an incredible story. I don't think anyone's ever gotten this out of you for any interview. It's because I'm so tired, I let the truth slip. I understand. We gotta get you more early. This is maybe the earliest we've ever done a show, by the way. Wow.

Yeah, because I was wondering when I was asked to do it, and the time came across. He said, wow, this guy's going to do it at 9 o'clock. That's really sweet. I believe 9 o'clock was a request from your team. Well, yes. And now I realize, so I thank you so much, because I thought, oh, they're doing it at 9,

but I realize that you're doing it for me. Because when I leave here, when I'm not, not killing foul and also rabbits, but I'll go into that later. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. We'll hear about that. I, on Mondays, as of right now, I'm an adjunct professor at USC. So I'm a lecturer there.

Because I just need something else during the week to do. Sure. I just need one more thing to make me tired. What are, what is your field? And I'll introduce you in a second. What is your field that you're, you're lecturing on, if you don't mind me. The class is called improvisation for camera. But what I really do in the class is, well,

I teach killing a foul. Oh, so this is a secret kind of thing. It's like Buffy the Vampire Slayer. But besides that, yeah, it's acting for, it's improvisation for a camera. And also, I teach straight acting in it, but also using improvisation as an audition tool, using it to free themselves up,

pre-audition, not to get boring actory stuff, but to give pre-life to scenes, teaching them that when you get a script, that there's got to be something before, even though this is a written script that came out of somebody else's mind, your job as the actor, if you're using play, fun, just play. Come up with something.

Don't just start at that point because it's not as rich as if you're able to, oh, I'll make up that this thing, happened, get into the script. And then what I also hate seeing from tapes from other actors is when the script is over, you just go and then Jeremy left.

And they go, okay, I'm just the shit. Shit is finished. And they click over and they turn off the camera. They're done. Like, no. Play. So I teach them to do all that on camera. How often are you watching tapes from other actors? Actually, more than not, because I also

produced shows. So I'm seeing people do things and half the time, I'm like, oh, don't do that. That's going to lose you the job. I like you're getting in there early with America's bright stars of tomorrow. Yeah, because if one of them hits it, I want to be able to call on a favor. It's like, hey, man, remember me as I'm at their red carpet and I've got a 40 in a brown paper bag because I've fallen off and, and, hey, man, it's me. Can I get in that movie? And then they have to ignore me. Or, you know,

Or they go, hey, it's so good to see you. And they pat my hand and walk on. Yeah. I think that's what would probably happen, especially with the 40 in your hand. Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's going to happen. That's kind of the dream, though.

You know what I mean? If, like, you could get rid of everything in your life and just have a 40 in your hand and a paper bag. Burn Bright, drink brown. That is, that's your new slogan. Yes. I mean, we hit upon Comedy Bang Bang, We Care last week. Okay. But burn bright, drink brown.

I think that might... Comedy bang, bang. Burn bright. Drink brown. And it's got to be a... Brown... At the very, very end. A tiny key change

down one half step. Yep. You know, I also was at USC talking to the chill, probably the same kids about a month ago or so, I believe. Were you there for their...

Sketchfest or whatever they call it? Yes. Frockus. Frakis. Frakis? Frakis. How do you pronounce that word? I never really said that...

Oh, there was a... a hullabaloo and a fracas. Fracus sounds... Fracus sounds wrong. Yeah, it doesn't sound wrong. Fracas. I think it's fracas. Fracus.

I think the way you said it originally. But it sounds like fracchis. It's got to be a broad. It's got to be a brachis. Yeah, fracus. Oh, there was a huge fracas. Yeah. Yeah, there was a bunch of Michigas and some fracas ensued.

Yeah. But that's one thing we have in common. We have a lot in common. Let's see. You played Billy Flynn in Chicago. So did I. You were on Broadway. I was in high school.

Hey, you know what? This is what I tell people. Like in my class, here's the big secret. For those of you theater kids that you do improvisation and sketch and you did, Broadway is like high school. It's a lot like it. Broadway is exactly like doing your junior or senior class play, except it's Broadway, which then is just like doing for those of you that have done theme park shows, that you do five shows a day, which is just like doing a cruise ship show. only difference is scope and scale and professionalism. Maybe a budget.

But it's the same thing. And budget, but it's the same must. Sometimes I shit you not. I'll be on stage and this sounds like I'm not a very present actor, but I'm very, very present. Well, you do so many of these shows. You got to think about something. But every blue moon, I'll marvel at how cool it is that I'm doing this thing and go, wow.

And then I go, this is just like when I did, did Oklahoma in my junior year. of high school. Would you play in Oklahoma? Because I was in Oklahoma too. Shut up. Yeah. We have very similar careers. Okay, on the count of three, let's say who we were.

Ready? One, two, three. Judi. Oh, you and I were at odds. Oh. Poor Judd is dead. Well, yeah. Yeah, I got permanent ear damage from the gun that Judd, or I fired.

I can't remember that scene anymore so long ago. I think you know when Curley goes into Judd's shack, I guess. Yes. Right after the song, right? Yeah. Because it's been forever since I've even seen the movie. And then one of them shoots a gun in a, and makes a hole in the wall.

It's like, what, it's got to be Judd because I don't think that Curly would shoot the gun, because I don't remember. I think they, maybe they both do or something. And then I, I seem to remember that when I would shoot,

like there was a little thing that they would pop out of the wall, like I shot a hole in the wall. Your school had money. This was professional theater. Wow. Oh, oh, excuse me.

Oh, I didn't stop at high school. Oh, no. I went on for four more years and then quit. Quit early so that you don't end up with the 40 in your hand. Exactly. Burn bright.

No brown. We have a lot in common. He was in Hamilton. I watched a production of it, not the one he was in. You know our guest. I'm going to introduce you now. Let us Terry know further. He first burst onto our screens in whose line is it anyway.

Which, how many seasons of that did you do? Well, we still... You're still doing it. As of, because it's on CW went from ABC for years to a reboot on the C.CW. And I want to say, God, I guess we've been doing that for seven, eight years now. Like, this may be the final season. I'm not sure. The CW.

Is this an announcement? An exclusive announcement? Is this the final season? Oh, no. They've already talked about it. So, you know, I don't know. I try to keep up with those things. But I think it's 20-something seasons if you put them all together.

Yeah. of just, you know. How many years? Because it's since the 90s, right? Is that when it started? I think we went on the air in 99, and then it was 10 consecutive seasons. Right. And then it was on ABC Family for a few years, just running and running and running.

And then we started the CW version because, you know, for network TV, it's cheap programming. Yeah. And it's funny as hell. So they get a bargain. So, yeah. Really, the only cost are the 20 million episode, I assume. that you got, right? Oh yeah. Yeah. That's how much they pay me to improvise. Yeah. 20 million 40s. Right. 20 million 40s in my dressing room in a pyramid. It's got to be... That's a tough pyramid to build.

It's got to be a pyramid. So shout out to Gustav, the PA that has to do that. But we then have seen him in so many things, a five-time Emmy Award winner, I believe. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know what? That's on Wikipedia. It's really six, but I don't fight it because it's because my talk show also won when your show wins. You're a producer wins. So that, yeah, so it's really six, but I take five because that's also as a performer. So I take, take that and a bunch of nominations from the daytime thing, which, which is fun. Do they, when you go to the daytime Emmys, is it in the daytime? Is it like 9 a.m.? And everyone's in a tux and getting wasted. That actually would be fun.

That's my experience of the Emmy. No, it's, it's late, it's early evening. It's early evening. So they don't give you the evening one to make it seem like. Late afternoon, early evening, because, well, this is when it was telecast, because it's gone through, through so many. At first it was a big deal, the daytime Emmys, and then they cut budget, and then it wasn't. Then it was, was basically you could stream it.

If you wanted to. Right. If you wanted to. No one's making you. No. No. Right. Right. No. Nobody watch. And so it's a thing now again. So it all depends on when they would do it because if it was going to go live, then we'd do it at five.

Live at five. That's how you can remember this. And that's another thing that you could do as your motto. Live at five. Burn Bright, Drink Brown, Live at five. We should do a live episode at 5 p.m. every day or 5 a.m. I like this early morning thing. I want to go earlier.

If you do it at 5 a.m. I'll come back. Yes, because you have nothing going on the rest of the time. Nothing going on. Let's get to the end of your introduction. You know him as the host of Let's Make a Deal. Just a legend in this business. He now has a podcast called What If that's out now. Quite a few episodes out right now.

Please welcome Wayne Brady. Thank you so much. Welcome to the One Timers Club, the exclusive One Timers Club. It feels good. This jacket that you gave me feels really good. It's, yeah, it's velvet. It's kind of like the master's jacket in a way. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, I never wear the master's jacket. We call it the, the, the, the primary. The primary jackets. We no longer call it that. It's the primary jacket. Do they? They got to change the name of that, don't they? That's like the last thing being called a master's.

That's one of the things, yeah, but I don't see it changing. That's one of those clubs that they're not going to get off of that. Yeah. I guess it is a different usage of the word, master, than because they have a mastery of golf, I guess. Right, which there are some things that I would fight for that those of you that are interested in the entomology of words. Yes, I do believe that master bedroom should have been changed because they call it that specifically for that. Changing the master's tournament, don't change it because it does mean mastery of something.

Yes, exactly. Maybe they should just change it to the mastery tournament. And then it would clear everything up. Then it sounds like witchcraft. That's a good point. Although Agatha all along was a very big on Disney Plus. I really enjoyed that. Yes, so did I.

You got Patty Lepone. Patty Lepone, she, Broadway Diva Legend Extraordinary, never worked with Patty Lepone, long-time fan, long-time fan. Lover. Except I do have, I love, I hate when people say, I love this person, and then they go, but. So I'll just say, I love Patty Lepone, period. New thought. It is interesting to me, though.

When, you know, recently she had that thing of, um, when she, I don't know if you saw, her theater was close to the theater where, uh, where Alicia Keys is musical. Yes. Hell's Kitchen. Hell's Kitchen. Great show. Won all these Tony Awards. Beat my show, The Wiz for our Grammy.

But that's okay, because if you're going to lose, lose to Alicia Keys. Sure. She had, she took umbrage offense at the fact that Hell's Kitchen's theater was loud. It's, it's hip hop, it's R&B, it's big and boisterous. And she at her other theater, she got angry. And that's one of the first times I went, wow, that is some, that is some mature white lady privilege that you are going to tell a whole theater to turn your music down. Wow, this really is the great white way. You know, I was interesting.

I was the guy she yelled at in the in the crowd. Shut up. Yeah, that was me. That actually would make me happy if it really was. I was so embarrassed. Hey, Betty. Hey, Patty. Patty.

What's up, baby? Patty, you, I know you see me. Patty, Patty, Patty. I did go see her and Mandy Pattenkin's two-person show on New Year's Eve, the matinee. Wow. Several years ago, my wife and I went.

And it was so many old people who were falling asleep and the sound of candy wrappers being opened was so loud. And she couldn't get mad at that? She was, I think she was trying to tune all of that out. So she sang,

Don't cry for me, Argentina directly at us and looked us in the eye the entire time because we were the only young people paying attention. It was thrilling. Which I do say,

I'd say once, once again, as a diehard theater kid, I love I love Patty Lepone And I love Mandy Patank And I got a chance to work with him For season on this thing

On CBS, the Good Fight You don't say, that's a picture of him right up there Yeah, so I give props to Broadway royalty With me right in the background You can see half of my body Were you doing a show with him? He was in a movie that I wrote and was in Wait a second, what is that?

It's the Mr. Show movie Wayne's going to walk across the room and take a look at it. I'm the police officer, and he is playing the Ronnie Dobbs in the Ronnie Dobbs musical. The Ronnie, that is hilarious. The fact that you have Mandy Batankan shirtless.

We didn't ask him to be. He offered. He showed up like that. I woke up like this. Are you going to wardrobe, Ms. Bertanking? No, this is me. This is it. This is it.

I love that you are such a theater fan. You still do it all the time, which is great. And who better to do theater than, you know? I mean, if you're not doing theater, who should? Well, because it's not even, see, like, I'm not even a fan and it's a luxury that it's, it's, it's what I do. It's my job. It's like we show up on set. That's the other part of my job.

I do the let's make a deal thing or I shoot a sitcom or something, but then I go to do Broadway because that's what I love. That's, it's, because I have to make the distinction sometimes. because there are people that they dibble. Oh, I do some theater when I'm not doing my soap opera. Well, good for you. But this is like, that's my job. Like, that, that, that's my dream. What's a, what's a dream role that you've never gotten to do that you would love to do?

Oh, that's a great question. Thank you so much. I've been working on my questions. Your questions are amazing. I've been doing this for 16 years. I just got good like three weeks ago. You know what? Good for you for not giving up and showing up with a 40 in your hand.

I know. Good for you. for not burning out. Good for you. Burning bright and drinking around. Come on, man. We care. I'm getting that t-shirt.

A dream role, just off the top of my head, I would have loved to have done, well, as my daughter likes to point out when she listens to the soundtrack of a hairspray, she goes, Dad, you would have been so great at seaweed, but you're too old now. I go, oh, thanks for letting me know about the passage of time. time. Well, I think, I mean, I saw it to kill a mockingbird on Broadway that Aaron Sarkin won and it had like 50 year olds playing the little kids, you know, like you could, you could still do it. It's the magic of theater. It's a magic of theater, but not the magic in my knees. I'm not doing those splits now with seaweed. So, so that's just one. And I would have loved to play, oh, if there's, if there's ever a, I would love to play Applegate in, in Damn Yankees. Oh, that's a great show.

I saw Jerry Lewis in that show. You saw Jerry Lewis. Twice. What was it like? Because I had a couple of friends in the cast. I thought I was thrilled because big fan of, you know, Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis and all that. And he just kind of stopped the show.

Real talent. Stop the show in the middle of it and did bits for a long time that were sort of non-related. Yeah, non-related to the thing. I thought it was very funny. And then Pat and Oswald has a gift to a bunch of us who did a show with him, a stage reading of the day the clown cried.

He bought us all tickets to see it again. And then everyone just made fun of it the entire time. And I felt kind of embarrassed because I liked it. Don't ever be embarrassed for liking weird theater. Can you go back into the past in the 90s? Give me a pep talk about that. Yeah, I want to just hug you. Thank you.

But I need to introduce myself before time traveling Wayne. Because it's odd if this brother just appears out of nowhere and starts hugging you in the middle of a theater with Jerry Lewis. 96. I don't know if I would have been aware of you yet. Right. Like, it just would have been a complete stranger to you. Hey, what are you doing? And then on stage, yeah, I and then I disappear again, all those things that once would have just been weird. And maybe I would have thrown you off the rest of your career path. That's a good point. Yeah, I would have been constantly like time travel exists, I think.

And then suddenly I would have, in 99, it would have seen you. And whose line is it anyway? And I would have been. But maybe we would have crossed paths because I feel like we would have crossed. Protspats earlier because before whose line I did this thing called Quickwitz. Yes. On NBC with a bunch of folks that I know that we all have in common. I feel like I met the person you work with Jonathan a lot. Jonathan. Yeah. We've been together since then.

I feel like I met him in the 90s and haven't seen him since. Yeah. Like I know that we've crossed past. And then before then my group, the Houseful of Honkies, we used to do a show down on what's the comedy theater that isn't there anymore? on high ho or on the promenade or like close to oh oh oh yeah the uh yeah i did a lot of shows there yeah yeah yeah second city and ucb that was called the up no no it was it was i think it was a you word it was close to the water yeah and a lot of us used to intermingle in that that that late 90s comedy mishmash did all of their live shows to get there to get their show exactly i did a bunch

of sketch shows there so so we we really are very close. I feel like we're too... We have a lot in common other than the success part. Yeah, like it's quantum entanglement. It's very close. That I feel like we've been about boom, boom, boom, boop. You're who I would have been had I made a lot of different choices. But I have that picture of me and Mandy Bittinkin. I'll always have that. Oh my God, my head hurts. Let's talk about your podcast because I've listened to this. It's a It's a big treat. At first I was like, oh, okay, we have a celebrity podcast.

It's probably an interview show. I looked at the guest lineup. You have great guests like Nicole Beyer, Bobby Moynihan, Colton Dunn. A lot of people who have been on this show. And I was like, oh, is this an interview show? But it's actually a little bit different. It is a little bit of an interview show. I came up with this thing for my class, which I'm not claiming it's genius.

but for me, it helps to make things make sense, just in life. Improvisation is a conversation. And sometimes I would have to say that to myself when I'm even talking with people in real life because of the way that sometimes my mind works, when people are talking and you're having this long conversation and I've already gone to the end of the conversation and like, I'm done with this. I go, no, no, no, no, no, you can't be finished with it. Actually, listen to the rest of the conversation so you can be involved.

in it. So I go, okay, I'm making up conversation. I have to follow the same rules that I follow on stage with this person in real life. And then that will help me in relationships and blah, blah, blah. So we thought, okay, let's have conversations with people. And out of that conversation, just like we're doing, stuff will come. So as long as, and I have people that I'm fans of. So I get a chance to go, oh, hey, I know this about you and I know that about you. So what about blah, blah, blah. And then we get into the Well, I know that you went to Chicago for such and such and you were blah, blah, blah. What if you didn't? What else would you have done well?

Maybe I would have been a blah, blah. Great. And then immediately, Jonathan and I cut to that scene or how this thing would have happened, or how would your life have changed? Or maybe it's just a weird thing that happened to them this morning. So we take the conversation piece of a talk show and we blow it out into the performance piece. So fans of this show, I think, would be very interested in this because you're doing improv scenes based on suggestions, essentially, the suggestion being a conversation that you're having with the guest.

Right. And then the guest participates. Do they always participate? A lot of time they do because. Because Colton and Nicole and Bobby, they obviously have done improv for a long time. Colton, we had one of the most, one of my best times that I've had on the podcast so far was Colton's song that just came out of nowhere because we're talking about his name. And then all of a sudden, Branson and I were, Pina started playing, and we did this, this thug, thug, um, uh, rap song about Colton.

And he's like, Colton from the streets, this name it, because I'm a bad mother hugger. I'd be hugging, I'm a hugging, motherfucker. Because I'm hugging and we just kept, and that's, that's what it is. That's what, and like, like we're doing, the sense of play that comes out of this conversation that all of us, a sudden it's a song. Yes. It's just so silly, but it's playful and it's fun, but then you get to hear people operating at the top of their abilities. That's the fun for me. I just love seeing

people do their thing. It's a very fun podcast because, you know, it starts as just kind of background information or I listen to the Bobby Moynihan one. You're talking about the S&L 50th. And then it just segues your pianist starts playing and then it segues into scenes based on everything you've been talking about. It's really a lot of fun. Oh, thanks. I was laughing my little butt off. Oh, thank you. I have no butt anymore.

Thanks to you. You're welcome. Yep. Buts get you in trouble. So it's just best to not have it. Wouldn't it be great not if human beings just didn't have butts? We're working on that. Yeah.

Oh, good. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You have a grant, some sort of fellowship? Mm-hmm. I just got a grant and myself and the other scientists.

That's what you're really doing, USC. That's my passion. To eradicate butts. Because if we get rid of the butts, then A, we wouldn't have to, do you know how much time we waste using the bathroom from the back? I know. That's the thing. So much time. We need to have all of our excrement through the front.

What would you suggest? The mouth or the... Well, I'm just keeping it to one hole. That if we're able to eliminate the butt and that area, and we just peed. Yeah. And we just pee. We pee out of it. It's fine, isn't it? We should be able to squirt some poop out of there.

Thank you. I've been saying this for years, but other scientists laughed at me. I won't laugh at you. Thank you. I'll laugh near you. Okay. See? Next to you. Thank you. Around you. And I love that. With you? And that's the best. That's the best. So look out 20, 27. No but. I guarantee you my nanotechnology will be approved at that point. You mentioned theme park, working in theme parks. You had a very fun role in theme parks back before you moved to Los Angeles. Even when I was here in Los Angeles.

You did it here at... So many theme parks I've done. Yeah. And you were a mischievous character known as Beetlejuice. No, I wasn't Beetlejuice. You weren't Beetlejuice. No, no. You were in the Beatles show.

I was in the Beetlejuice. This is for you old school theme park fans. I was in the Beetlejuice rock and roll graveyard. review here at Universal Studios, Los Angeles, and also in Orlando. I played in the Orlando cast. I was Dracula. And in the LA cast, I was Dracula and Wolfman. And for those of you that go, Wayne, you're high. Let me explain what the show was. It's actually a great concept. And you know, they're opening up this new park in Orlando right now, Universal is, which I hope they have the show, it's dedicated just to

all of the monsters and stuff. Oh, really? I would have love that when I was again. That dark universe that they were trying to do that didn't make it. They've made it. With the Russell Crowe is Dr. Hyde. Didn't work, but it's a theme park and I hear it's amazing. So here is the concept for the show. Beetlejuice pops up from

his, well, from wherever Beetlejuice pops up. He's like, you hear the sound effects. He pops on stage. Hey, everybody, it's me, Beetlejuice. I'm the ghost with the most the goose. And he's talking to He's like, all right, you know what I got back there? I got, I got the wolfman. I got the bride of Frankenstein.

I got Dracula. I got from, and he's making all these bad monster puns. He's like, all right, so I'm going to bring him out. He introduces us, and we come out in the classic form of the monsters to the Bella Legosi, you know, Phantom of the Opera with the mask and with the organ, dun dunned. And we all come attacking Beetlejuice. goes, all right, this ain't cool, we can have to fix this. Oh, the count of three, say it with me.

Beetle juice, beetle juice, beetle juice. He knocks us back into this thing called the transmogrifier. Okay. Then when he goes, this curtain of dry ice and lights and this spectacle, you hear sound effects. When it stops, what? All of a sudden, Dracula goes from his Gothic cape into this leather-wearing, with rock and roller. S&M.

Well, there is one cast that, yeah, but it's more think, think glam metal look. Sebastian Bach-ish. Okay, yes. So there's that. Then the fandom of the opera becomes like a Jerry Lee Lewis type guy with this

lounge lizard with this purple suit on and this purple mask. Wolfman is transformed into a B-boy with this bright, colorful top with the fur sticking out in jeans and adidas and then he breakdances later uh the bride of frankenstein is this like incredibly hot uh rock chick with tattered dress and and and like a goth emo look or kind of goth but very much like the evanescence perhaps oh that's a good reference

no no but like uh like 70s or 70s or a 80s rock with tight pat benatar kind of thank you yeah Yes, yes. And then I'm leaving someone up, but they basically get transformed. So that's what I did. And when I moved out here to Los Angeles, I needed a gig. So when I got out here, I was working at Universal Studios doing that show. I was swinging both parts five shows a day. But here is the thing.

Doing that show, especially at that time, you know, 90 something, it was an equity show at theme park. So I made great money doing that show. Equity is the actors union, by the way, for those of you who don't know. Great show, great pay, and it was one of the best theme park shows because you really were singing and dancing

your ass off. And a lot of my cast members are all on Broadway now because that was the gig that you would do if you were a singer dancing. Doing the same show on Broadway? Wouldn't that be great? Beetlejuice rock. And is that Patty Lepone? Is the bride of Frankenstein? That's the hot 80s, Pat Benatar.

Mandy Patankan has Frankenstein, the green-clad rocker who plays the guitar? Is that here? I love you still know so much about that. I mean, how many performances of it did you do? Probably thousands. I did a few years worth. Tens of thousands. And I loved it.

I loved doing that show. Yeah. Because I was on stage. Yeah. Because I was on stage. Not everyone if you're out here trying to make it, which is what I try to tell these young actors, especially some that I talk to now. You know, they end up seeing the end result.

They love, well, I'm going to be on TV. Or I'm going to be on TV. It's like, look, man, good for you if that happens. And your TikTok video gets you a deal, which is very possible because that's how folks are hired now. But I think I can speak to. We came up in the end of the day when I, myself and my group, the House of Honkies, when we move from Orlando out here, we would do shows sometimes there were. seven of us in the group where there would be just as many people in the audience and you do it

and you love it because you're actually being funny and you're in front of a crowd. And it's actually more fun than being in TV a lot of times. It's doing those shows. Yeah. That's the stuff that like you have the dream of, oh, I'm going to make it and do movies and stuff and then you get to do movies and they're kind of a pain in the ass and you have to be there all day and it's stop and starts. But like doing the actual show, to get the TV stuff is the most fun stuff. And it paid. Now, don't get me wrong.

I absolutely love TV and film. It's great. But that goes back to what in the beginning when I was saying that high school theater and being being on Broadway that there's no difference in terms of it's a scale and scope. But I had so much fun doing those seven person shows. I had fun doing Beetlejuice when nobody knows your name and you get to dress up and be silly. It's all play. Everything that we do right now, it's all. play and you should do that. That's why I wanted to do the what if podcast because I actually

get to play and say silly shit and and have fun. It's super fun. How how do is it open ended? Are you doing this just till whenever or is it a season or what are your plans with it? I just want to do it. Yeah. So I so I believe it's open ended just in the sense of we just want to do it until a it's, I want it to be successful, but I just want to have fun. So I'm going to do it as long as it's fun. Love it. I love the people who get into podcasting because they want to have fun because that's the only reason I think to do it. Like the people who get into it of like, oh, my agent said that it's a big opportunity now.

Yeah. Maybe the smartless guys and that's about it. Right. It's one of those things. Conan. Yes. Maybe you can blow it up. up into something else, but you should never get into anything. That's not the end result. Do stuff for fun

and then maybe something will come out of it. Every time in my experience, every time that I've done something because I've been told, hey, you know, this is great for your career. You do this thing, blah, blah, blah. Okay, it is the most miserable thing I've ever done in my life and I want to yank my own head off and go bowling with it. So I'm trying to not do that anymore. Yes, exactly. I love that. Wayne Brady, the podcast is What If? With Jonathan Mankham. I have to say that it's called Wayne Brady's What If with Jonathan Mangan. You've known him for 30 somewhat years, right?

Yeah, we first started doing improv together in Orlando. Shout out to Sack Theater. I didn't know it was all the way back from Orlando too. Wow. Yeah, Sack Theater and the seven of us had started that theater, which is still in Orlando right now. It's still thriving. We came out here and we became the Houseful of Honkies, and Jonathan and I, worked together since we were 19 and 20.

He's your co-host on Let's Make a Deal, a really funny guy. It's a great podcast. Go check it out. We're going to take a break, and then we're going to come back. We have a great show, a Peloton instructor. I can't wait. I mean, this is a huge lineup. She's so tall.

A Peloton instructor. And then America's favorite rabbit. Oh, that I, okay. Yeah. I know. This is going to be hard for you. Yeah. You pulled out your gap and you're polishing it.

And I'm cleaning it right now. All right, Bessie. All right, Bessie. Oh, you named her. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Guns are always female. I find that cute.

Oh, it's so sweet. I might just kissed her. Oh, that's so, yeah, be careful with that. Oh. You did kind of a tongue kiss, too, which is just. Don't judge me. No judgment. I just, you got to be careful.

All right, we're going to take a break. We're going to be right back with more Wayne Brady. More comedy, bang, bang, bang. We'll be right back after this. Comedy Bang Bang, Bang, we're back. Wayne Brady is here in the exclusive one-timers club. This is a huge club to be in. I know, this is pretty cool.

So when I come back, though, is the club less exclusive? Well, it's worse, because if you come back and do more than one episode, the people who have done one episode are your Paul Rudd's, your Ben Stillers, Oh, right. Childish Gambino. They all did one and then got way too successful and never came back. But if you come back and do two, then again, gets worse and worse. Then suddenly you're like Adam Scott who's done like 25 of them.

That guy, oh, he's definitely carrying a 40. 40 inches. What? If you know what I'm saying. And I think I do. We all know that he is the rep of having one of the biggest dicks in Hollywood, right? But that's cumbersome. 40 inches?

How do you even, I don't even know how you would become aroused? Now, famously, he showed his real penis in the movie The Overnose. I don't know if you've ever seen this. No, but now I need to go see it. Just to prove a point. Well, we have a wonderful guest coming up here. We first met her, I believe, when we were on tour. I forget exactly what exact city did we see each other in.

I don't really remember. But it's wonderful to have her back. She's a Peloton instructor. Please welcome Crendel. All right. Let's get on those bikes. Go on, get on those bikes. right now, boys.

Get those ashes up in the air, get those heads down. Okay. We brought a bike. All right. Get on there. Let's go. Come on. We want that cadence up to 85.

All right. 85 cadence. We've got that resistance. Go ahead and turn that up to 135. Wow. Resistance? 135? That's too much.

Is it puff? I think 60 is about the highest that I've ever been. Okay. Why are you guys here today? I want you to think about that right now. I want you to think about that long and hard. What is your motivation today? Because I am going to get you absolutely crumped and cramped.

I'm going to get you absolutely crumpled and crammed up. We're going to have you busting and bursting. That's right. I'm going to tell you what my motivation is. I'm going to tell you I have had some stomach issues all year long. I have been having diarrhea multiple times a day. We're talking 15. 16 times a day.

How are you walking? Went to the gastroenterologist. Guess what he said. Oh, it's he. That's good. What, uh, you have, uh, he quit his practice after he got my shit delivered to him to do a test on my shit. If you were there in the office, why didn't it need to be delivered?

Did you like pre-send? I had to go home. I had to. Do they have Uber shit? I had to do the shit test at home. He said if I didn't. bring it in. I'd have to put it in my fridge. And I thought absolutely not. I'm bringing that in today. Brought it in. He quit practicing medicine after he looked at my shit. I'm trying not to take it

personally. Let's cool it off. Let's cool it off. Okay. Ooh. All right. You can turn that music off. How my boy's doing? How are you guys doing? I'm a little winded, to be honest. I don't think I've ever been winded doing this, doing the show. Oh, God. You guys looked so good out there on the bikes asses up. Thank you. Okay, let's keep it in our pants here. This is a professional show. No, absolutely. No, that's why I came here. I came here to meet someone. That's why I came to that. Wow. That's why I brought my bike. I'm single and I want to meet someone. That is your motivation today. That's my motivation. Maybe someone. I love that for you. Prendel, are you available? I am available, but I should let you know off the top. I am a boy mom. I am absolutely

obsessed with my son and there is nothing that is going to break that bond. I love sons. You do. I love being father to many people. I love to hear that. I am absolutely ass up about that. Wow. We need to crump and cram some more today, don't we?

Yes, let's crump it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. How are we going to do that? Well, we're probably going to do another round on those bikes, Scott. Oh, my God. Scott, I do have a bike in the corner. Let me get mine.

Get your bike. Get your ass over here. Okay. Yeah. Finally, you know, I love to see it, Scott. I have not seen you online in so long. Where have you been? I'm sorry.

I have a busy schedule now. I'm doing podcast at 9 a.m. now. I know. I heard I reached out to your assistant. You did. She said you were recording your first episode at 4 a.m. Yeah.

Then you had another one at about 5. I'm the Jeffrey Katzenberg in terms of breakfasts to me doing podcast. Does that make sense to anyone who has never worked with Jeffrey Katsenberg before? Industry. He has many breakfast every morning. And Wayne, where have you been?

You had a bike over the pandemic and then the bike went away and I have not seen you since. I'm so sorry. I just lost interest, but now I'm back in it. I'm ready to get crumped, cramped, clumped, and kinked. You want to be one of the clumps, I think you were telling me during the break. Yes. That's my aim is my aim is to take that to Broadway and I want to be the clumps on Broadway.

We are going to clump you all up. Let's go ahead and get on those bikes again. Let's get rid of this seat real quick. All right. I'm ready. Okay. That's right. Okay. Do you feel that?

Oh, clumped. The seat? Yeah. Do you feel that? Yes. I mean, we're not going. We're just sitting down. You should feel that in your ass. Do you feel that seat? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Do you feel those handlebars? Yes. I do. I'm touching them. Is that what you mean? Do they feel hot? I mean, warm, maybe. Scalding hot. Or you are doing something wrong.

I think I'm doing something wrong because mine are lukewarm at best. I'm sweating. I'm sweating so hard right now. Good. I love to hear that from you. Yeah. God, Wayne, you are a good time. You and I, I can see it working out, but I should let you know I am in a very serious relationship with my son Braxton. Oh, okay. We are absolutely head over heels for each other. Wow.

So it is very hard for me to think about having another man at home. Is that okay, well, I'll get in where I fit in. And that's just not a T-shirt, it's a way of life. That's right. This is our new slogan. I'll get in where I fit in. He's only 24 months old, but you know what he said to me the other day? What?

He said, Mom, you miss 100 of the shots. you don't take. That is an inspirational kid. That's very advanced for a two-year-old. Why do you say 24 months instead of just two? He is 24 months and 23 days. Oh, that's right. And you know what he said to me the other day when I got out of bed? What's that? He said, Mom, where have you been? Because the sun doesn't rise unless you rise with it. Come on now. Let me ride. Hit that music. Ass is up. Faces down. Okay, face down. Feet up by your hands. Get those feet up high. feet by my hands. We are riding.

We are riding. Your cadence is at about 2.35. Your resistance. Go ahead. Turn that up to $4.50. That's too much. This is not ergonomically sound. Are you feeling that burn?

Are you feeling that burn? It's almost impossible. Scott, I want you to yell out to me your motivation today. What is your motivation? I want to do a podcast so I can complete my contract. What? Yeah, I'm not doing it for the fun or the love like we talked about in the first. segment.

What are you talking? You want it for the money, Scott? Is that what you're doing? I'm just trying to kind of get to the 20th year. Scott, look at me. Podcasters need to be hot now. Did you know that? I know.

Most podcasts are on TV. Why are you not on TV, Scott? Call me Daddy of it all ruined everything for us. You need to get cameras in here. We need to get you camera ready. Get those ass up by those hands. All right. All my asses are up by my hands.

Wayne, what is your motivation? To be the one. To be the one. The one what? I just want to be the one who lives. I love that for you. Like the last man on earth? I want to be the last person standing.

I want to be so healthy that I outlast everyone. I just want everyone gone. I want to be the one here all by myself. I want all extraneous noise gone. I want to be on a bike with my hands by my feet and my ass up touching the back of my neck. When I sneeze, I want to rest the back of my head in the cleft of my cheeks. I love this for you. Thank you. You want to be like that billionaire who's going to live to 150, don't you? I want a biohack. We are going to biohack your ass off today. And I'm going to

tell you what my motivation is. Can I tell you that right now? Yeah, yeah, please. My motivation is my fucking son. Braxton. I love my son, Braxton, but you know what else it is? What? My health. All right? I went to a gynecologist appointment the other day for a yeast infection I've had for 26 years. Wow. You know what she said to me? What? When I'm was in there. She said, I can't do this anymore. I'm moving to another country. Let's go ahead and ride. Get those asses up. Faces down. Scott, are you sweating? One tiny bead of sweat has appeared on my forehead. What is going on with you? I love to see it. Go ahead and have some of this. I think I'm severely dehydrated. Don't you dare touch that water.

Have some of this protein. Oh, God, this is chunky. It's dry powder. Go ahead and shove it on down. All right. And slow it down. We are cooling off. We are cooling off. How my boy's doing? How are my boys? I feel much better since I got off my bike and I'm sharing Scott's bike with him. Yeah, we're doing a tandem. I love seeing you guys both on those bikes. When Scott, when Scott got on your shoulders, Wayne, I knew my boys were doing it. It felt good. Yeah, we put a trench coat around her. We went to try to buy alcohol. You guys looked like you could have to try to get into a movie. You looked like a full-on adult.

Thank you. That's so nice. I'm going to let you know something super intimate right now. What's that? Crandall. All of my students in that Peloton room are my boys, my sons. I am your boy mom right now. Do you feel that?

Yes. Do you feel that? I do. That is me mothering you. I am mother. Say it. You are mother. You are.

Mother. That is damn right. Go ahead and pack one of those proteins into your ass. Oh, geez. Okay. All right. Mother, mother, why are you taking your breast out? I don't want to breastfeed tonight. No, we are going to have some of this milk and you better shut the fuck up about it. Slurp it on down. That's right. It's better than water, isn't it? We're sharing the breasts like we shared my bike. That's right, my little son. This isn't what I was expecting today, but it's better than what I thought he would be. It's making me so happy. You know what Braxton said to me after I took him out of his bath this morning? He's 24 months and 24 days and 30 seconds old. Wow. You know what I said to him?

I said, how did you get so special? And you know what he said to me? What's that? Mom, God made me this way. And without God, I wouldn't be here. Wow. It's veering into the religious at this point. It's very religious, very literal, very pointed. Very devout. Very devout. How are you guys doing? How are your asses? They're up. I mean, they're up. It's about as up as high as I can tell. And I've never had quite as much protein in my ass as I've had like right now. You should be getting 598 grams of protein every meal. Do you know how many meals you should be having? How many? 35 meals. Do you know what time I wake up in the morning? I have no idea. 2 a.m. Do you know how long my day is? How long? 30 seconds. I go right. back to bed. That's a biohack.

That is a biohack. What do you do in that 30 seconds? I brush my teeth but you know what? I don't use any toothpaste. Okay. Because toothpaste has chemicals and that is not okay. Floride is bad. Okay. Get those asses up. Let's get another ride

on these bikes. Wait. Oh! Okay. Come in and grab on. Okay. Hold on to my back. Okay, ready. Go. My boys, I want you to talk to me right now. Okay. Tell me the most motivational quote you've ever heard in your life. And guess what?

It better involve God. God said, what was it? Aim high, drink brown? Yep. Aim high. Burn bright. Burn bright. Yeah.

That's what I love to hear. Wayne, go ahead and hit me with a quote of your life. God said, is that all you got? And I said yes. That's right. That's all you've got. God will never let you step down. No.

God is the ultimate boy mom. Yeah. And I am the world's first boy mom to ever be a Peloton instructor. Get your ass up into the air. Get your stomach up by your ass. Get those cheek bones in your face near your cheek bones in your ass. Okay. Do we feel that?

Do you feel that? Yeah, I feel all right. I'm going to tell you what motivates me. I'm tasting so much protein. I'm going to tell you what motivates me right now. Get your tongue out of my protein, please. Sorry. Sorry.

Sorry. I was really going through it recently when I was realizing that my son was going to have to marry a woman one day. That was really hard for me to realize. And I really went through it mentally. So what did I do besides working out? I went to a psychiatrist. That's right. I talked through my feelings a bit.

It's mentionable. It's manageable. We went. I visited them for about, I don't know, five, six sessions until I found out via letter that they killed themselves. Go ahead and get your cadence up to. That's consider it. Let's tone it down on the cadence, actually. Let's go nice and slow here.

Let's hit it with a four. Do you feel that? Yeah, I'm barely moving. Do you feel that, Scott? I guess not really. A four is very, very low. I'm sorry. I'm getting a text from my son.

Braxton. But he's texting? Right, he's only, what, two years? He says, mom, you need to remember something. Every day that we spend together is a lifetime for some people. And hours in a day are actually moments. And moments do not compare to the life that someone could have within the span of time. Time is but a moment.

Remember that. Go ahead and get those asses up. Oh. Okay. Oh. Okay, here we go. I want you guys to look into each other's eyes. Okay.

All right, let me turn around. Okay. Hey, how you doing? How do you guys, how, what are you going to do for each other today? What are you going to do that's going to change that person's lives? Tell me. Well, Wayne, I'd love to keep in touch and close contact, maybe text each other. More, more.

Six times a day? You need more. With inspirational quotes. I'm going to move in with you. Oh, okay. Wow, I love to see that. We have space in the attic, I think. Yeah, I'm done.

In fact, I'm going to sell everything that I own and I'm moving in with you this afternoon. I think it's right. That's what I love to hear. Everything. Even your extensive collection of troll dolls? All of it. Wow. All of it.

When I'm in, I'm in. I love it. How do you boys feel? How are my boys? I feel rejuvenated, actually. All this protein might be going to my ass, but I just feel really intense right now. That's right. I bet you do.

Oh, I feel sated. I'm very very full. I don't know what that means. Sated. Oh, I'm not hungry. Spiritually or physically. New York Times crossword, do you? It comes up a lot. I only do the mini.

Okay. How long do you take on it? I take about 45 minutes on the mini. But my son does the New York Times Sunday. And you know how long it takes him? How long? Five seconds. Whoa. Now, in real time, or are we talking in relativistic?

Relativistic. Oh, wow. Time is but a series of moments. What time do you get up in the morning, Wayne? I get up around six. That is not early enough. I know. You should be getting up.

Sorry, mother. That's right. Say it again. Sorry, mother. That's right. Say it again. Sorry, mother. That's right.

Say, I am mothering. I am mothering. Say, mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Say, wham, wah, mama. Way, wah, mama.

That's right. Wham-wah. Baby should. Say, baby need a change. Baby need a change. Baby made a stinky. Baby made a stinky. Baby made a stinky.

I too did. That's what I like. to hear, Scott. You are my son. You are my son. Thank you, Mommy. Some people pay a lot of money for this, and we get to do it right now for free. Yeah, wow. I want to let you know how many sons I have out there. How many? One point five million sons. What? Tuning in every single day. Only one girl. You know who that is? Who? My daughter. Oh, you have a, you've never mentioned her. You've never talked about her. Her name is Paisley Ann. She's fine. But my son, let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's go ahead and hit it!

Okay. My son motivates me every single day. How old is Paisley Ann? Paisley Ann, I don't, she's a, I mean, she's five. She's fine. Okay. You don't seem to care as much about her. She's okay.

She's like, you know, she's smart and she's nice. Okay. There's a definite lack of enthusiasm. I love her. No, she's my daughter, and I love her, I guess. But, you know. Yeah, I get it. She is not like my son.

Okay. Go ahead. I want to have sun someday. I want to hear it from you. Wayne, do you have a son? Yes, I have a son. What is your son's biggest motivation? Mommy's boobies. That's right. Scott, do you want to have a son someday? No. What are you talking? I'm good. Stop the music. What did you just say? I have the only child I'm going to have, and that's a daughter. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Mommy. Scott,

Yes. The world is made up of boys. I realize. Who become men. Who become boys again. It's about 48% of the population, I think. It's true. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. So, what are you going to do? I guess I'm going to... Get your sperm checked. That's already happened in order to get the first one. Get it checked again. I'm going to do sperm on you guys.

I'm going to get a sperm check going on you, right? Go ahead and hit the music. I'm going to get my cast of Peloton instructors in. Here, go ahead and get their sperm out of them right now. We are going to do a sperm check on both of you. Is there a room that we can go to? No, there's no room. Just put in the cup.

Yeah, that's right. Go ahead and get that sperm. This is my sperm checker, Dawson. Dawson, how we doing? Hi, Mommy. Yeah, Mommy. Yes, Mommy. Dawson, I feel weird masturbating in front of all of you.

No, go ahead. This is what we do here at Peloton. I don't need to masturbate here. I carry this around. Oh, thank you so much for that. That was in your wallet. That's a huge jar, this big jar that came out of your wallet. Thank you so much.

Dawson, go ahead and get this in the lap. It's the biggest thing I've ever seen. I love. This is my son, Dawson. Have you met him, Scott? He's going to go to town on him. Go to town on him, Donald. So you're going to extract it.

That's okay. Sure. Oh, God. I'm going to do it even if he say no. You see how effective he is? I'm Dawson. You don't need the tweezers, Dawson. Oh, yeah, I do.

I can't find it. I'm going to... Is it cool that I'm videoing this whole thing? That's great. Go ahead and put that online and tag us at Peloton. We're going to be putting that on the TikTok Army Dawson. I'm Dawson. Hi, Dawson.

Dawson runs our social media. But he also extracts our sperm and also does the test. Don't you, Dawson? Do you want me to tag you? Hey, Twitch, it's your boy, Wayne. I'm on Twitch Oh God I'm streaming this live

Can you believe this shit? Look at this I don't think I can perform Under these conditions Dawson How much sperm do we have Out of our friend Scott here Scott's getting dusty

I might be dry I don't know No we need to get You need to pump him Full of something else don't you I'm gonna go double time Dawson double time He's going Dawson

Cajins is at 150 That's right Cadence is at 150 We're gonna turn that up Go ahead Dawson turn that up to 492 Oh, no!

Look at that's resistant at zero. Wow, looks like we got one sperm. Okay, is that enough, mommy? That'll do, right, Dawson? We can work some magic about this family. All it takes is one from what I heard. Dawson thinks one's enough.

Thanks, Dawson. All right, goodbye. Goodbye, Dawson. Can I text you, Dawson? I'm gone. Wow, how did you feel? You must feel so good and relieved. I mean, I definitely feel like I could use a cigarette. Do you have anything on you?

That was quite an experience to watch. Yes. I feel like I witnessed something that I've never seen before. Yes. This is what we do at Peloton. Had both of you continued your training, but you guys stopped, midway through the pandemic, and you never came back. Well, I'm coming back now. I'm definitely on board.

All it takes is one class to get you back on board. What happened here today? I am on board. We love to see that out of you, Scott. But I cannot wait for you guys to have the boys. I can't wait for you to be boy, boy dads. Boy mom dads. Boy mom dads.

Okay. Boy dad. Boy dad moms. Mommy. Mommy. This is incredible. Thank you so much, Crandall. I'm so tired.

I'm so tired. It's an honor to be here. Dawson, you okay? Spirms good. How did you test it? I just checked. How did you check? You know how.

You saw me. All right. Look, we have to take a break. Understood, Scott. Let's go ahead and get those asses up as we take our breaks. All right, we're going to take a break. Put that protein in those asses and in those front pockets. Okay. We're going to take a break.

When we come back, we're going to have more Wayne Brady, more Crendel, and America's favorite rabbit. This is an incredible show. We're going to come right back with more comedy back after this. Let's do this. I've got it. So much protein in me. So much.

protein in me so much protein in me in my dick in my dick comedy bang bang bang we are back we have Wayne Brady the podcast is what if with Jonathan Mangum yeah pronouncing that correctly Mangum mangum because it looks like Magnum which of course is both a gun and a condom right and he is neither one of those he is he's not a condom we should make that very clear for our listeners. And it's so weird how how many times I have to clarify that when we do the podcast? Yeah. I have to let people know you, I know you came in here expecting to hear a podcast host a co-hosted at least by a condom. Right. You know, but he is a man. Yep. He's a human. He's a human who by the way has never used condoms, which. Never. So many children. Yep. So many children,

so many diseases. Yep. He has a child for every disease. Does he not? He brags about that. Yeah. And he And he names them according to the disease. The disease that he got when he's cute. Yeah. So his daughter, Climedia, by the way, is gorgeous. Yeah, little Gus gonorrhea because he tries to make it sound cutesy to take away the stigma.

Sure. Yeah, but he's a really good guy when he isn't. Great guy. Passing on. Love sex. He loves sex so much, which is kind of our bond. Yeah. Yeah.

You bought it because you love sex. He loves sex. Not necessarily with each other, but, you know. Not necessarily. With over 30 years of friendship, you're bound to something's going to happen once. Yeah, exactly. It's got to happen once. I can't tell you when it did, but it did.

Was it yesterday? Oh, you got me. Definitely happened yesterday. We also have Crendel here, the Pelotian. How my boy's doing? I just made you these big steak smoothies for you to get some protein-packed smoothies straight into those asses. Speaking of drinking brown, this steak smoothie.

This is so good. Thanks, Mommy. Absolutely. How are we doing? I see you're stretching each other. This is so good to see. Yeah. Yeah, we've been stretching each other out during the entire break. That's what I love to see. I love to see how loose you're getting. Yeah, we're so limber now that I feel... Do you get crunched and crammed and crackled up? I feel clumped. Definitely. Clumped. I'm in a split right now and I haven't been able to do a full split. Yeah. Since I was six. You've done like quarter splits and third splits. Half splits,

jazz splits, but not a full split. That's right. Mama Kendall absolutely rammed you up, didn't she? Your name's Crendel, by the way. That's what I said, didn't I? It's all the protein. Mama Crendle really rammed you up, didn't she? She absolutely raw-doged you both. You are so aggressive, and I love that. I love that, and I love

seeing my boys learn and grow and just become closer. Thank you so much. I feel so close to you. I feel close to you, Mommy, but we do have to get to our next guest, if that's all right. Okay, that's fine so long as it's another boy. I believe it. Well, I think a

male. Well, what does he identify as? I don't want to just label someone. That's a good question. I haven't, you know, I was a big fan of this person, or not person. I beg your pardon. You are America's favorite rabbit. I feel like I'm both misgendering you and mis-speciesing you. But I believe that a rabbit can be a person of that species. Oh, that's a good way to put it. Yeah. So the person of rabbits is a rabbit. Let's introduce, you. him or her or them. This is America's favorite rabbit. Please welcome Bugs Bunny. Yeah, what's up, Skad? How are we doing today? Doing great. Wow.

He him. Unless I'm dressed as your lady, then she has. Okay. It's such a pleasure to meet you. A real treat to be here, Schatz. Welcome to the One Timers Club. And let's hope that I stay there. Yep.

This is Rain. Ouch. Hey, real pressure to meet you. Nice to meet you, too. Crendel. Crando? Hi, would you like one of these steaks did you on instead of that nasty carrot? I'm going to stick with my carrot, sweet I.

It's such a pleasure to meet you. We all, of course, know you from the Looney Tunes universe. A bit of an entertainer. Space Jam. Space Jam, yeah, that's right. Sure. Space Jam, too. I'm a bit, you know, I'm making people laugh.

I'm being mischievous. I'm being a bit naughty. Yeah. Were you always like that, or is that a character? Ever since I can remember. I've been doing little jokes and jumping out of hole. It did develop over time. I had to find my voice.

Yeah. I mean, what were you like as a baby, a child? I was burrowing with all my other sheplings. Sure. How many siblings do you have? Shevindeen. Did you say 17 or 79? Shevenin?

Shevenin? Shevenin. I think it's open for interpretation. 17, scat. 17, Scott. It's 17. Can I get deep four seconds, Scott? Yeah, please.

Because something that I've always, the reason that rabbits, I have a problem with rabbits, and I'm really trying to get over that right now. Okay. Because I don't want to be disrespectful to you, Bugs. Yeah. Is I read Watership Down. Yeah. All right. And rabbits are violent.

Yeah. And so I just want to know. It's a cold, cold world out here, Wayne. It's a cold. Have you ever participated in the killing of other rabbits like the rabbits in Watership Down? Well, I'm not familiar with the text material, Warnership Down. It's about a whole bunch of rabbits that fucked each other up. Yeah, would you like to read the clip notes?

I have it right here. Yeah, if you could give it to me a quick. And done, ding, ding. You are a fast reader. You're a speed reader. Yeah, I get, you know, if you just look at a word in the middle, you'll figure out which on the outshine. Oh, context. Yes, it's all about context.

I've killed a couple rabbits in my younger days. It's what you've got to do to survive in the hutch. Boys will be boys, as I like to say. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I wish I could turn your opinion on rabbits, though. You're acting like a maroon. That's why you don't like rabbits. Is that right, Wayne?

Because you read Watership Down. Yeah, the book freaked me out. Couldn't help but notice you were unable to answer the question who's your favorite rabbit. Well, I mean, I don't have a favorite rabbit right now. Yeah, right now. That may change. Right now.

But I'm leaning towards you. You used to be. You're just saying that. No, it's not true. Because I'm in the womb right now. I used to love rabbits. I loved all of your early work. Yes.

Until I took a course. African American Studies and I realized how racist a lot of the early Looney Tunes cartoons were. I got nothing to do with that. And you participated in it. I got nothing to do with that. So you had a tacit sort of. I was just working into you. I was doing what I was told.

Every single time that a cigar would explode and you sang Mammy, I was offended. Shorry about that. I'd like to formally apologize. It feels like the only way through. Well, let's hug. Wow, look at my boys hugging. Thank you. Look at them.

He feels so good. That's real. Oh, my God. This feels... I'm going to tell you something right now. Yeah. My favorite bunny is the Energizer Bunny. The way that he go, go, goes.

You know what that means? What? That means war. Okay. If you like to energize a bunny, then you're not a friend of mine. Whoa. Wow. I like the Easter bunny.

Of course, Easter was yesterday. That means war. Sorry, sorry. If I'm not American's favorite rabbit, I'm out. I'm walking. Look at the glint in his eye. Yeah. What are you going to do to us?

You're not going to make us explode. I'll shoot you with a really big gun. Whoa, look at that big gun he has. A gun to shagas of three men. It's so long. That's huge. Wayne, your cat can't compare to this. No, I've put Bessie away.

She has no business in this room right now. The end of the musket, the bell's bigger than a shoosophon. So which season is it? Right now? It's funny, she's. Oh, okay. It's funny seizure, which is actually why I'm here, Scott. I need you help.

I feel, by the way, you're changing your R's to W's like Elmer Fudd did, and Bugs did not. No, I just didn't take my Zyrtec today. Oh, okay. If I sound a little weird, it's because I didn't take my Zertyk. Okay, you got to take your Zyrtec. I know this is an early morning podcast. I forgot it. Forgot about it.

Hey, Bada Bing. Bada boom. But I need you help, Scott. What's going on? What's going on, Bugs? Is it confusing your name is. bugs and you're a rabbit. Not for me. Oh, okay. You know, I'm just so used to it.

Maybe for other people was a confusion for you. I thought I was introducing a bunch of bugs and then it turned out to be you. Jake God, I look like a rabbit. Yep, that's true. You're not a bunch of bugs that have assembled and formed themselves into a shape of it. It's not a nightmare before Christmas villain situation. I don't have a shipper that you can unshipper

and then I'm just a bunch of bugs. Okay, just wanted to make that clear. All right, what's going on, bugs? I'm in a lot of trouble. You see? I'm, um, I'm currently being taken advantage of by a very powerful, powerful man. Oh. And he's shreatening my friend, Scott.

Oh, no. And I said to him, I said to him, you leave my friend alone. He said, that's not good enough for me. And I said, I want to challenge you to a sketch competition. A sketch competition. And so I found myself in this competition, Scott, and I, I need some help from you. I need, I need some of the best. Are you talking about drawing or?

Yeah. No, sketch comedy, Scott. Comedy. Oh, so you're writing a sketch. Yes, yes, yes. All my friends are in danger. But if we win a sketch competition, he's going to let him go. Okay, I trafficked in sketch comedy occasionally.

Scott, you can do this. Yeah, I can do this, right? And Wayne, you're one of the best at... I didn't even know you was going to be here, Wayne. No, but this is great. And if we could help my new friend that I no longer feared, then I'd love to. Sure, yeah. And I also write sketches for the Peloton Instagram.

Sure, okay. So you have a... There's no bad ideas in a room, right? That's right. So who's threatening you? Who's the powerful guy? His name's Mr. Schmack mallet. No.

And he runs an amusement park. Okay. That's a silly name. It is. It's a sketch jam. It's a sketch jam. Well, what he wants, he wants to try and take all my friends, and if we lose, we got to work in his amusement park forever.

And we got to do the sketch show that we wrote. Like five times a day, Wayne did this. Five times a day. Yeah, it was great. week. You get meals? That's what happens at Peloton. We're all stuck there. Oh, really? So, oh, okay. You can't leave, huh? You're like indentured servants? Yeah, exactly. We work for Mr. Peloton. Really fun. Maybe we can write something about that. I don't know. Hilarious. Did you give birth there because they wouldn't let you let you out? Let me tell you something right now. I gave birth on the bike. That is right.

I gave birth while I was riding. Cadence at 392. This is BugsBugged. I have cadence. Push it. Right. I could be giving birth right now. This is exactly the position I was in. Woo. He was out of me just like that fell on the floor. I cut that umbilical gorse with my teeth.

Now I'm dressed up as a nurse and I'm delivering the baby. Should we ride towards that hole in the cliff over there? No, don't. Well, you can as long as you don't look down. Here's the thing though. All right. We're up against some really, really tough competition, Scott. Okay.

You see, the thing is Mr. Schmack mallet, he possess. a bunch of the best comedy shoals and put them put him for his team the shoals you shoals it's like muscle shoals you know his shoals like what's what makes you take oh the thing that weighs seven and shy jah oh your soul yeah yeah oh your soul right got it got it got not to ching on your feet chings my allergies I can take your zirtec next time you're on the show that's so irresponsible to come without his zirte I mean it's an emergency my whole my whole all my friends here it's Stay.

Let me pay. All the world's at stake, Scott. You have to understand the people that were going against some of the best in comedy. Okay. Which is why I had to go show him the best in comedy. Mr. Schmack, uh, Mallet. Yeah. He's got Tom Lennon.

No. He's got Tom. He's got Tom. How did he get Tom Lennon on his side? Tom was on the first episode of this show. He just sucked his essence. He didn't even ask for consent. He just shook Tom's Essence.

Oh, he's shucked. He just shook. He just shook Tom's Essence? Shucked Tom's show out. Injection. Which hole? Shoot them out. Oh, okay.

Out the butt and through the mouth. Out the butt and through the mouth. That's why we ride. Who else does Mr. Smackmail? The police don't destroy boys. No. No. All three of them? How are we going to beat some of the best guys right now?

Those are my boys. Those are my sons, those boys. They're so cute. I don't know how we're going to beat them. Who else? Kenan Thompson. Keenan. Not Keenan.

So many boys. Thompson. And then they got the piece of resistance to tie it all the together. Who's that? David Crosch. David. My old compadre and Mr. Show. David Cross. I'm sorry to tell you, Scott. Pun intended. He's crossed you. Oh, a pun also intended. I hate to break the news to you, Scott, but even your friend is your phone. Oh, no. How are we going to go? I mean, I have Wayne Brady. That's, and I guess Crendel. Well, we got all my friends, too. We got access to all the Looney Tunes,

too. Okay, so who's got Daffy? We got Daffy. We got Daffy. We got Daffy. We got Tweety. We got Mr. Toots. We got Tweety Bird. Hold on back up. Mr. Toots. What? Mr. Toot. I know Mr. Toots. Mr. Toots. Mr. Toots. He's part of Cushtopia. Yeah, that's the world that I'm trying to shape. You're trying to save Cushtopia? Absolutely. That's where all the Looney Tunes live. We live at the core of Cushtopia. Sorry, Wayne. Do you know what Cushtopia is? No. Crazy. You don't know Cushtopia? What's Cushopia? It's one of the richest worlds. It's one of the richest environments you could

have a be a pot of. why you need a son to watch Kuchotopia where. Kushtopia is an alternate universe that's made entirely of weed? Mostly. Mostly everything's made a ganja. There's a train, I believe. Yes, there's a train. It goes around.

Some of its metal, some of it's made of nudge. It's an alternate universe. You have to understand, 65 million years ago, a comet hit Earth. It split Earth into two Ursch. Earth and Earth 2. Earth 2. Earth 2, Kostopia. Oh.

I can't believe you don't know it. Is it, you know what? I didn't know that it was Cushtopia, but I remember as a kid reading my favorite comic book, which was about this kid, an alien, crashed to Earth. He was discovered in a field, and it turned out to be Snoop Dog, and he came from this place. How was your favorite comic when you were a kid? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

My favorite comic was about Snoop. Oh, wow. And he got his powers under this, this yellow son. Snoop Dog got his hands and everything. So he's from Cushtopia. Yes. Yes. Did Snoop come over here from Kustopia?

I'm sure Snoke took a portal. A guy that can smoke that much weight, he's probably got Kushopian blood. He has power. Yeah, okay. Kusopian. You'll have to forgive me, bugs, but I'm not a huge fan of Kusopia. What do you mean?

I just, there's been several guests on this show over the years. A bunch of nice guys, I'm sure. I don't know. Who's the motorcycle? Marty motorcycle. Marty motorcycle. The guy who always forgets his motherfucking guns? Yeah, exactly.

Yeah. He's available. He could do the sketch show. Imagine having a transforming man slash motorcycle available for your sketch show. I just, I don't know that it's something that I'm incredibly interested in. It sounds hilarious. Oh, so you're not interested in saving an entire planet, Scott? I'm looking up on Reddit and one of the comments that comes up is Scott's exasperation about Cushopia.

Oh, have people picked up on this? It's so fucking funny. Someone says Scott's exasperation about Cushopia is so fucking funny. That is hilarious. The fact that they, that it, Scott's default persona, he hates Cushtopia. I, gosh, to me. Listen to that, Scott. Let that fill you up.

You hate it? Well, here's the problem. I have guests on this show. Right. And ostensibly, they're talking about something else. And then they slip in references to Cushtopia, something that I'm just not, I have no personal affinity for. Well, there's people that live there.

There's real hot. Don't you want to shave the loony tones? But we don't know. What don't you know? I think that. What don't you know? Bugs, I think that empathy can stretch only so far. We don't know people in Cushtopia.

Scott Dodge, though. I know motorcycle. Motorcycle, who? Motorcycle, Marty. Mr. Toots. Who else? The executioner. Oh, right.

Cuder the supercomputer. We could retcon that the Green Ranger I did the, I mean, a person did the first episode could be from Cushtopia. Okay. I got, I, I got, it's a rich world that needs shaving. Half of my boys on Peloton are in Cushetopia. working their asses up. Do you guys want to save Kustopia?

Yes. Do we need to go to Kistopia? Not at all. We just got to write some sketches, cash the sketches, and then we'll go to do the sketch show. And if we win, Kushtopia's shade. When is the sketch show that we're supposed to do?

Tomorrow. Tomorrow. Tomorrow. We got a crunch. It took me a long time to get over here. We need to cramps. We need the clumps, and we need a writing session right now. That's right.

We need to get rammed together. Let's do that. I got some idea. Okay. Let's use the title of Wayne's podcast, What If? What if? And that's a good way to write sketches. Because if you've got an idea, say, what if, if this is true?

What if? Yeah, exactly. What else? What if? Who done it? Right. Exactly. Who done it?

Who done it? Who done it? Who did it? Who did it? What if? Where and? These are all the improv questions. What they have for dinner?

What did it happen? Okay. Anything can happen. Okay. So what if the bride of Frankenstein? She's hot and Patty Lepone is playing her, right? Right. So what if she goes to Cushtopia? Right.

Right. And she has a really hot son. Okay. A really super hot son. Yeah. Who is, she's jealous of him. Right in on the board. Look how hot my son is.

Yes. You shash legs. Scott, do you think we should maybe get Jack Alf and Akish? Do you think you could put a call out for Jack? I don't like to bother him too much. Let's go ahead and call Zach right now. Get that phone out and let's dial that number. I guess I could.

Maybe Jack's got a couple of pitches or he's got a character he could play or something like that. Go ahead. Let's pitch it to him. Let's see what he says. Let me see if I can find his info here. Just pull him up, Scott, your old friend. Come on, Scott. Go to his Facebook marketplace account that you communicate with him through.

All right. Let me try to call and see what happens here. See if he picks up. Call failed. That's how quickly he presses no. Scott, let's try another celebrity that you connected with it. Look, I don't want to bother. Let's try Rob Hubele.

The other guy who's in the first episode of this show? Rob, yes. Why not Rob? Scott, let's give Rob a call. You want me to call Rob Hulb? He's got the human giant juice behind him. He's got to pick up. He's got it out of anyone?

Someone's got to pick up for you. Because I'm sure he's not doing anything this morning. No, it's only 9.55. He's just getting his day started. Let's call Rob Hubell. Rob, please. He's got to have an original school. Call failed again.

What that? Scott! Scott! You got to work on your friendship, Scott. This is how much juice I have in Hollywood. Scott, what is going on? People I've known for decades will not pick up the phone for me. And I came here because I said, Scott's got the juice.

Here's your 40. Thank you, so. I am worried. I am worried about my boy. Mixed with all the protein? I'm worried about my son. He needs to have friends. We need to find you another friend, Scott.

Who else can we call? Tim Baltz, maybe? Yeah, let's get Tim Baltz. Tim Baltz from the righteous gemstones? He's not as big of a name, but maybe he will pick up for that reason. But he's got a lot of, he's got a lot of juice. He's got so much juice. So much industry juice.

Let's see if Tim Baltz will pick up. Call failed. Oh, my God. Maybe it's a problem with the phone or something. Maybe a Shimcage now working. Are you using the correct phone right now? Well, I'm calling through the computer, which I'm not accustomed to doing. You need to be calling on your actual phone.

Okay. We need to give him a ring. And Scott, if we could get an original leased. a Gilroy character in this sketch show, I think it'd be really, really profitable. That would make the fans happy, I'm sure, but... Absolutely. But I hate women. All right, let's see.

I'm just so happy. None of this calls are going through. Let's see. Let's see if Tim Bultz picks up. The suspension is killing me. Hello. Hi, Tim. Yeah.

Yeah, this is Scott Ackerman from Comedy Bang Bang. Yeah, why are you bothering me? Why am I bothering you? We're friends, aren't we? Yeah, but you've never called me. Well, you're on the air right now. Is that okay? Oh, God.

I'm here with Bugs Bunny and Wayne Brady and Crennell, who's a Peloton instructor. How are you doing, Tim? I haven't seen you in a bit on that bike. Yeah, what's up, Tim? Yeah. We're doing a big sketch competition tomorrow, and we could, I know you've done some sketch. haven't you? I know you're an improv guy.

Ask him if he can take his wigs out of retirement. Yeah, can you take your wigs out of retirement for us? Yeah, sure. I mean, I'll do whatever it takes. You know me. I'm a slut. You are a comedy slut, aren't you? Yeah, 100%. I've been seeing you on that righteous gemstones. You're doing pole dancing,

and it just seems like you're a slut for comedy and you'll do anything for a laugh. Of course. I mean, I get paid and people laughing at me. This gate does not pay. This doesn't pay, yeah. You get paid in exposure. I guess. Other people exposing themselves to me. Yeah.

Is that cool? Can we count on you? Yeah, 100%. I got a ton of wigs. I'll bring them, you know, just... Telling me, shaving a whole world. You're saving the world of Kushtopia. And by the way, we're only asking you to do it because Zach Aliphonacus wouldn't pick up.

I should be so lucky. But hopefully most of your roles that will come around is because Zach won't pick up. That would elevate me big time. All right, thanks. We can count on you. I appreciate it, buddy. You got a... Anything you want to say to the comedy bang bang listeners?

Yeah. Tweet it, Scott. Tell them to call me as a friend sometimes. Nope. All right. Talk to later. Bye. Smooches, Tim?

Hey, Scott. Thanks for extending your stuff like that. Wow. I'll do one call to a famous person. And Tim is about the most famous person. person. I think Tim's going to really tip the tides. Tim's really good. He's having a really good moment right now. He's really, really, he's

really, really funny. And I also saw him on another TV show where he's playing a completely... Deli Boys. Different character. On Deli Boys. He killed it. That's right. Yeah, I know someone else who was on Deli Boys and had one scene. Yeah, I think I know who you're talking about Scott. She had about

one to two lines. She served a big platter of cocaine. Is that who we're talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You saw her. Right. In Hollywood, No, small pods. No, that's right. There's only small people, and she is small, Scott. She's so tiny.

Not like you, Crendel. No, how tall are you? I'm... I know, that's six, nine, Scott. Wow. And that's before I put on my heels, which I wear when I'm on the bike. That's right. Hello.

Nice. Mommy. So, Bugs, did we... That's right. Did we solve your problem? I know this isn't happening until tomorrow, but... Well, I think we could probably maybe brainstorm some more sketches, right? Okay.

I got a couple. What do you got? Night Loatish. K-N-I-G-H-T Like the Dark Night? Yeah, it's like White Lotus. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Scott. It's not like that at all, Scott.

That man's in the WP-U-P-U-P universe. K-N-I-G-T. Okay, Night-Lotus. Night-Lotus. And is Night-Lotus a superhero? No, it's like the White Lotus, but it's in a medieval time. Oh, Night-Lodus, and it takes place in a castle? Maybe, yes.

This is what the room's for. We're brainstormed. It takes place in a castle. Nice. And then a family arrives for a vacation. You're doing the work. And they're beheaded. And it's a blackout sketch.

What if the whole shows quick blackout sketches? That's it. I love that. What if Merlin's involved and he shows his penis when his bathrobe opens up? Blackout. Boom. Don't even need to explain anything else. Oh, that's really funny, Scott.

Yeah. Devils in the details. Merlin and Arthur, they kiss. Yeah. Blackout. Blackout. Okay, I've got one. Yes.

They go ahead and make a big-ass smoothie together and they drink the smoothie. Blackout. Blackout. Hilarious. I'm putting it on Peloton. Really funny. She's coming to get a real nice. She's good, right?

You're writing this down, right? Oh, wait, you get it. A huge typewriter right now. That's going to take forever. He's literally only writing about one word on each. By the way, just listen to the podcast later. Let me read it back. Okay.

Bugs, bugs, bugs, bugs, bugs, bugs, bugs. So many pieces of paper for that. Hey, you got to keep the idea flowing. It's true. Yes. Yeah. This is good. This is good.

Do you have any other sketch ideas? I got a ton. Okay. What about some parody songs? Ooh. Is that, let's talk philosophy for a second. Okay.

Is a parody a sketch? Is a parody song a sketch? Is a parody song a sketch? I mean, Wayne, you do a lot of parody songs. I think a parody song can be, a parody song can just be a song, but a parody song can be a sketch if it's built out. If there's a world visually around the song, And then it's a sketch. So there's got to be a lot of visual elements.

Maybe there's just one of those, like a digital short. Oh, yeah. Well, you shoot it off location and show it on today. You know the police don't destroy boys are going to be doing this. And that's why we got to compete. We need to compete with them. We got to compete with them. We got to compete with them.

Oh, no, they can't beat us on the song. Song, song. Oh, no, no, no. We got them. What about a parody for the audio slave song, Like a Stone, called Like a Stove? Oh, like a stove. It doesn't rhyme necessarily. Like a stone.

And I don't know. What's the melody to that song? It's like, in your house, shine long to be. Let's see if I'm, bitch in the room. I'm trying to play the video, but we got to sit through an ad first. What is this? This is on the Peloton track right here. You don't have an ad block.

Get those asses on. This is some sort of ad. I've been on a bite. And you're in the creative space. And I love to show. I'm ready. I'm ready. This has subtitles.

This says crew speaks. Okay. Whoa. All right, Wayne. What would you do on top of this? It's about a stove? Yeah. It's like a stove.

Like a stove. So it's not actually a stove. It's not actually stove, but it's akin to a stove. It's actually good you don't know the melody. Yeah. So these undistinguishable lyrics, what would you change to make it like a stove? First I'd make it English. Right.

It's a place in which I would cook my food. If I don't cook it the port all the way through trichinosis, it might be dubbed because it's like a stove. Yeah. House is like a stove A source of heat Give mind causes it to explode You've got to preheat your house Yes, Scott

Preheat it Forever! You've got to Get your bad stuff Doong do you digger digum This is And then I can do a guitar show though Because I can't play guitar.

Oh, You shouldn't have led with that. Wee, wee, we're just saying we're just saying we're there. Hey, good note. Or Thurman. So I'd work on that. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll get an actual guitarish tank.

Well, Bugs, this is, hopefully this is helpful to you. We're going to definitely be there. What time tomorrow? A.m. Okay. 420 a.m. You usually have Pelotan at 4. 20 a.m., Scott.

Making a note, 420. What are you going to do? Because I've got to get up and dunk my face in ice. And water bottles that are all blue? You need to get your asshole in the sun. Because that's the thing. You eat a banana and tape it. It's really important.

You got to do that. Put your feet in the grass. Go ahead and touch grass for me. Oh, okay. There you go. I brought my own. I think there's one shing mission. There might be one shing mission in our sketch comedy show.

What's that? We don't have a commercial parody. Easy. Don't you feel like that should be an element in our sketch show? I don't know that we have time. because at this point we could yeah you're right you're right it's too much

it's the show's got so much good stuff but I do shank dish dish lineup we're going to shave Cushetopia Scott Mr. Tuch is going to live another day I don't care okay

but yet you still participate I'm still out of professional courtesy to you my current guest I will participate in this sketch fest but Reddit just said in real time wow Scott really does hate this

not a fan but you know what I am a fan of all of guests here. We are running out of time. We just have time for one final feature, and that is, of course, a little something called plugs. Hey. Wow. That was wonderful. That was Plugs

Off the Bob by Rob Collins. Thanks to Rob. If you have a plugs theme, head over to CBBWorld.com slash plugs. And you could be famous for a week. And Rob, you are famous this week. Enjoy it while last. Yes, Rob. What are we plug in? Wayne? Obviously, the podcast is What If? Yes. The podcast is

What If on the Head Gum Network? It's myself and Jonathan Mangum. He's not a condom. He is not a condom, but he is stretchable and see-through, and he fits like a glove. Yes. Man.

I hope he's listening. So that's what I'm plugging in. And the 17th season of Let's Make a Deal. Yeah, that's incredible. Is it 17 years? So it's not like Survivor that does two seasons. Right.

So it is 17. It's maybe it's 16 and a half years, but it's 17. seasons. What an achievement. We, the, the latest season of,

uh, Whose Line is it anywhere on the CW? You can catch it. Um, if you're at USC, go to your, uh, lectures.

Yeah. If you're a student at USC and you're in my class, I'll see you there. Learn how to kill chickens with mime. With mine. Oh, wow. Space work.

You could kill people with space work. Incredible. It's amazing. Uh, Crendel, what are you plugging here? Go ahead and hit me with the music. Scott,

get those asses up. Get on those bikes. I'm going to go ahead and plug some of my most favorite podcasts out there over on CBBWorld.com. Facebook changed my life. Hey, Randy, going deep. Also, check out Dally Boys, that woman who serves that big old platter of cocaine is looking awesome. What are those two lines? Do you remember them?

No, I do not. If you're a real actor, you would remember your life months after you. And I didn't even play the part, Scott, but I loved her performance. Yeah. Also, check out St. Dennis Medical, that same person who's Instagram. I love that. Got it. Locked in.

All right. And my son, Braxton. Oh. Shout up, Braxton. Yeah. Well, of course, you can come sheet a sketch show on 421 and Kushtopia at KushChi. The Kushite. That's not happening.

No, there's not a CBB presents of Kushopia. And, of course, the show will be live taped and promoted and. on Comedy Bang Bang World for everybody to listen to. Nope. Live sketch, it's audio now. Okay. Thanks for the opportunity, Scott. I think it's going to have a wonderful home here on Comedy Bang Bang World.

I don't think so. I want to plug speaking of Comedy Bang Bang World. You can go head over there for our entire archive, every episode ad free, every live episode we've ever done, all 900 and whatever episodes of this show, plus the aforementioned shows that we've been talking about. CBB presents. Scott hasn't seen. So many shows over there. And someone wrote to us the other day and said, hey, you've never talked about how cheap it is. I've just not got it because I figured it was so expensive. And it's only $8 a month for everything and only $80 a year.

No, I'm going to subscribe. Yeah, please. I'll give you a code. No, I want to support. All right. I don't want to end up drinking those 40s on the street. I'm here for you, Scott. I love to see this support between my boys.

I love to support my roommate. You know, my new roommate. That's right. Yeah. I've got to clean out the garage for you. Don't even bother. Oh, really? Don't even bother.

Okay, sure. I love Phil. You can just lie across the motorcycle that's in there. Also, uh, the astonishing Spider-Man. I'm still writing Spider-Man for Marvel. You can get that on- Wait a minute. What?

The comic book, yes. No. I know. We haven't, we'll even have a, okay. I love you officially even more. Oh, thank you. I'm a huge comic fan. Oh, wow.

And all I ever wanted to do is a kid at first. I just wanted to write. Oh. And I got a chance once I wrote a Marvel, a, a, uh, a Spider-Man annual, Jonathan and I wrote a story. You wrote one together? So that's my whole thing is I just want to write comic and sci-fi.

So you're my new hero. Okay, well, I have a contact for you over there if you want to continue writing. You rock. For the listener, Wayne is currently holding Scott in his arms like a baby. And he's thrown open his shirt. He's wearing a Spider-Man

costume underneath. And here's my booby. Oh, gosh. Hello, nice. All right, let's close with the old plug bag. Oh, up, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Opa. Opa.

Opa. Opa. Oh, Opa. Oh, no. Jesus Christ. Why do? Farts are the funniest thing in the world.

Farts are so funny. That was 2001, a space opening by Thomas Hand. Thank you so much. And guys, I want to thank you so much, Wayne. Pleasure to meet you. Pleasure to have you on the show. I love to having you. And Crendel.

So good to see you. I feel similar about you. My son. And Bugs, I'll see you tomorrow 4.20 a.m. Was she a rehearsal? There's a rehearsal, too? Yeah, oh yeah, you got six rehearsals.

And for this reason, I'm out. No. I'm so sorry. We'll see you next time. Thanks. Bye. Okay, Dawson. Let's go.

Get that come out of those guys. The cum's good. I'm Dawson. I got one more drop. Woo! Way to go, Scott. Please don't sue us, Pellaton. I'm talking about sex.

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