Comedy of the Week - Evil Animals - Spiderse

Episode Date: February 23, 2026

Join comedian Russell Kane as he and his guests spill the beans on spiders. Consistently ranked amongst the most creepy and crawly, we ask are spiders abusive arachnids or kooky cuties?Helping Russell decide whether spiders are evil or genius are top comedian Josh Jones and leading entomologist & England Manager for Buglife, Dr. Karim Vahed.To hear more from this series, search "Evil Genius" on BBC Sounds.Additional material by: Eve Delaney, Ruth Huskisson & Christina Riggs Researcher: Catherine Beazley Sound Recordist: Gareth Wood Digital Editor: Jerry Peal Production Coordinator: Liz Tuohy Executive Producer: Paul Smith Producer: Simon NichollsEvil Animals with Russell Kane is a BBC Studios production for BBC Sounds.

Warning, this episode contains strong language. Animals. Animals? Greetings, fly eaters, corner lurkers and daylight avoiding scuttlers. I am Russell Kane and this is evil animals. The bastard love child of evil genius and David Attenborough's Planet Earth. But without the gentle narration, fewer drone shots and 90% more screaming. Ah! Get off!

Which animal are we mostly focusing on today, Russell? I hear you ask. Well, here's some clues. Some species of today's animal loiter in the corner of rooms using chemicals to communicate. Others hit the dance floor, performing courtship dances, hissing and chirping as they rub parts of their bodies together.

No, today's subject isn't Faloraki Lad's Holiday 2008. It's spiders! Spider's talents for scuttling and skittering has many of us screeching like banshees. But much like that nerd in your class who secretly had immaculate music to, there's more to these spindly freaks than meets the eye. Helping me figure out if Webby McGee is evil or genius,

I'm joined by a duo more classic and delicious than beans and custard. It's top entomologist, Professor Karim Vahead. Welcome. Thank you. And he wouldn't be able to work through his expertise without the help of brilliant comedian. Josh Jones! Hello. Proof that sometimes the universe throws together people who would never normally meet unless trapped in a mind shaft

or discussing spiders on evil animals. And spicing things up, we asked you the audience to vote via an online poll. Spiders, evil or genius. We'll find out the result at the end of the show. Josh and Kareem, welcome to evil animals. Thank you. It's great to have you both here,

and I have the same question for both of you. What's your favourite spider? I really like, so have you seen Bug's Life, the film? There was one called Rosie and she were really nice, and it was voiced by Bonnie. and I thought she would have lovely. And she were a black widow spider. That's great.

Which I think are quite dangerous. They're a bit positive PR. But yeah. There were quite a few jokes about her killing her husbands. But yeah, I liked her. She came across really warm in the film. Kareen, what's your favourite spider? Well, there is a lot of spiders species to choose from, about 50,000.

But I've chosen Boris because he was my pet. And I've actually got Boris here. I stuffed him after he died. What? A South American salmon pink tarantula. There's another spider in the coffin with him. Oh, yeah. Well, you see, as spiders grow, they have to shed their skin.

And that was how big he was when I got him. Oh, that's his baby skin. That's his baby skin. It's like keeping baby clothes. He's right when they keep the little shoes, the first pair of shoes. That's it. I had him for many years. He was brilliant.

But when he became adult, he became very restless. Because male spiders, the main thing they do is search for mates. They barely eat. And he actually managed to push the lid off this massive aquarium twice. Do we want to know what you pushed it off with? The first time he disappeared for two weeks. I didn't tell my missis or anyone else in the household. And then we were watching this nature documentary on telly.

And I saw this spider. No. Oh, it's a spider on the television. But it was Boris. It was a spider on the television. Yeah, and we managed to rescue him. When, you caught him because he was on the teller. Yeah.

Did he get, do you know, when you put your head on your telly, and you get the friction thing and your air goes up. Did the spider do that? Little hairs were polite, like standing on end. It was there with a Moeke. Yeah. And it's quite hairy?

I do think, is it not a bit sad that that was a spider that you loved and now you just have his carps? Is that not a bit sad? I think it's quite a nice way of remembering someone. I wouldn't mind being sort of mounted, stuffed and stuck on a wall after I die. Right.

There are roughly 53,000 species of spider worldwide, and they're found everywhere, Except Antarctica. When asked why, spiders said, we saw March of the Penguins and it just looked way too harsh. And besides, spider webs look too much like icicles. And we found that level of appropriation really triggering. That was a Gen Z spider. Fun fact, spiders are arachnids, not insects, which means they don't have antennae. And you can't cancel them for insectual harassment. Come on! All spiders have eight legs. Instead of feelers, most rock eight eyes in neat little rows. as do all my friends when I've consumed mushrooms. All spiders make silk, but not all bother weaving webs. Luckily, popular superhero Spider-Man was based on one of the web spinning ones.

Otherwise, it just would have been a really sad film about a man in a leotard, plummeting to his death and then useless silk leaking out of his anus. So, panel, eight legs, eight eyes, silk production. If you suddenly woke up as a spider, which power would you use first? Karim. Well, I'm going to throw another one in there, another super sense, trichobothria. What's that? What's that?

What's that? It's literally called hearing hairs. And it turns out that the spider's body, as you know, is clothed in hairs. This Boris is pretty hairy. Many of those hairs are specialised. They have specialised sensory pits on them. And they're like an amazing receptor for vibrations. So they can detect air currents, even sort of sound-borne vibrations.

Is it a bit like cats whiskers? Yeah, it is. That's right, because they're like sensitive. Why a granddad's so shit at hearing then? Because they've got the hairiest ears. See, nature just doesn't make sense, does it? What about you? What superpower would you have, Josh?

Well, they make the webs. That's the actual power. I wouldn't want that. But it's just the decor because the way they can make a house dead quick. I think that's dead lovely. And you've got to just squeeze your abdomen and squirt out of conservatory.

That's what I want. I'd be able to just decal all the time. The largest spider by weight is the Goliath bird eater. of Northern South America, hitting 175 grams. It's about the size of a large potato, for those of us who think in carbs. In traditional Mexican medicine,

powdered Goliath bird eater has been recommended as a cure for asthma. It also mixes well into a Gharana milkshake at 4am on the dance floor in Pasha. Don't mix it with blue bottles, though. I was shit in silk for a week. Spider lifespans very wildly. Most garden spiders live for around a year,

But the world record holder was a trapdoor spider named Number 16. Number 16 was part of a long-running study started in 1974 by Australian arachnologist Barbara York Main. This female spider lived a staggering 43 years before a parasitic wasp finally did her in. Oh, that's annoying. So they kept to say for all that time and then a was came and ruined, I bet she were fuming Barbara when she were living.

Well, Barbara was fuming because number 16, live so long that Barbara couldn't retire. She had to keep the project going into her late 80s. So spiders aren't just long lived. They actually also draft government policy for the retirement ages for women. Turns out spiders are waspies. So like number 16, Kareem, do you hold any records? Well, actually, I do hold a record. I, uh, amongst, with my colleagues, discovered the largest testes in relation to male body weight in the planet about 10 years ago. If you still Google my name and testicles, you can still find it out there on the You were in Ironappa in 2007.

You can't just leave us hanging, so to speak. Who were the testicles attached to? It was the tuberous bush cricket. I was doing a comparative study of the evolution of testes size in bush crickets, as you do, and just happen upon these that were like massive, about 15% of the male's body weight. I just wanted to ask as well, is there, there's a correlation, isn't there, between testicle size and how faithful a species is? There certainly is in mammals, so they can tell,

how monogamous we are as apes because our balls are somewhere in between chimps and gorillas. Absolutely. Does it hold true for the insect kingdom as well? Indeed. In fact, this is partly what we're looking at, the relationship between testesize and how promiscuous the females were.

And in fact, the tuberous brush cricket had highly promiscuous females who mated like dozens of times in their lives, about 27 times of the average, I think. That's nothing, mate. You need to come to my estate. Josh, one liner. What world record do you think you could win?

I think I could beat them for the amount of partners. I thought you could say testes for a minute. Mad testes must be quite big. And when he rogues his legs together, it makes horrible noise. Today, spiders get a bad rap, but historically many cultures have positively celebrated them. In Oceanian mythology, Nauru, the Lord Spider, created the universe.

Similarly, the Native American hoppy people honour their spider grandmother who shaped humans from clay and still offers guidance from her home underground. In medieval Europe, spiders symbolised witchcraft and protection. Some believe that spiders found in a cottage meant a witch lived there. Others thought spiders protected households from plague-bearing fleas. And in Essex, any sign of spider's legs means it's time to wax my ass again. Any superstitions you stand by, Josh?

Any rituals, folklore obsessions? Yeah, well, there was one where I don't like working on free grids. I don't know what happens. What's a three grids?

Do you know when you get grids together and you get three of them in a row? A manhole cover type of thing. Yeah, right. Yeah. So do you only get free in the row? Did you find the word

manhole too triggering? Yeah. Yeah, that hole in the table is really putting me off. So, yeah, I've always been told This was at school You don't walk on free

And I don't smoke anymore But I used to always turn my first sig upside down in my packet Because I was told that that brings you good luck I don't know in that way Honestly up where I'm married to one of his tribe And my wife and her family Talk to Butterflies Imagining they are dead relatives

Come to visit in the garden And if they land on you It's like good at. It's been, I am on. What's it like in Evan? You're right. You got any rituals or obsessions, Korean? Well, I come from a Muslim background. And Islam believes in this parallel world of the gin, which is where the word genie comes from. But they're a world that's meant to be populated by both good and evil.

And my uncle was a priest in South Africa. And he was famous for his ability to talk to the other side, to communicate with the gin. So when I was going away on an expedition once to Malawi for about six weeks, weeks, I actually, perhaps unwisely, asked the gin to protect my wife while she was at home. And I didn't tell her. But when I phoned her up, she said, it's really weird. There's a presence in my room at night. And I keep waking up with a feeling that someone's stroking my hair.

So I realized that it was your cousin. But I feel we shouldn't meddle with things we don't understand. My nan's exactly the same. She's protected by gin, but she's quite lonely. If you use the gin again, you could just say, don't be so amzy. That's a hamsy gin. That must be a 1970s gin you've got there. Looking at our relationships with spiders today,

scientists regularly name new species after celebrities. A black tarantula species found near Folsom Prison in California was named Afonopelma Johnny Cashai, a tribute to his song, Folsom Prison Blues, and his man in black image. Thank God it wasn't found near a New York prison, or it'd be dealing with Afonopelma P. Didi. That sound doesn't mean my wife Lindsay needs new batteries. It's the sound of a purring wolf spider,

which means it's time to go to our first envelope. Our very own spider expert, Professor Kareem Vahead, has decided on the envelopes. Kareem, you will then lead in this section, driving the debate forward. But will Kareem convince us that Spy-Rexper? are leggy legends or hairy horrors. Josh, I believe you have envelope number one.

Spiders can be surprisingly cooperative and carried. Yeah, our preconceptions, Kareem of spiders, are often driven by fear. We think of them as loners, but are you saying they can be social and collaborative? Absolutely. So in two senses of the word, for one thing, you have social spiders

and then you have surprisingly touching parental care going on. So first of all, with social spiders, obviously socialities evolved time and time again in the animal kingdom. I mean, we ourselves are like a sort of social species living in large aggregations and cooperating to do amazing things. And about 23 species of spiders show this kind of like approach to true social behavior. So, for example, there's annelsemus in South America. They live in a massive web that they all cooperate to build. And this web can be like five meters across and cover like. like half of a tree.

See, that's how you do affordable housing. How many of them are in one web? Well, they can be as many as 50,000 in a single web. And so they cooperate in raising offspring, constructing the web, capturing prey. They can take down bigger prey because they all like collaborate. What terrifying way to go. Imagine that.

Well, what are you going to do, mate? Well, my 49,000 mates. Run! And do they defend each other collaboratively as well? They do. In fact, it has been shown in this Anelosimus species The larger the colony, the better they are at fending off predators So there's a lot of cooperation goes on

And they're they smile, are they really small? They're quite small. They're not like Boris here. You don't have to worry. You won't get 50,000 of them in one web. This is amazingly titled species, Bagheera Kiplingai. Is that something to do with Rudyard? Yeah, Bagheera Kiplingai is also a social spider.

and they cooperate to protect eggs and look after the spiedlings. But the weird thing about Bagheera Kiplingai, which was only like named about a decade ago, only discovered to science, is it the only known vegetarian spider in the world. So not only is it a caring, sharing spider, but it's also vegetarian. Is it vegetarian or vegan?

It's not having milk. No, yeah, it's vegan, isn't it? He's very big. It's not delicious. No, but could you have vegetarian or like, oh, is it? in cheese or whatever. No, it's definitely cheese is not on the menu.

Yeah, I'll have his own show on Channel 4. It's a caring. Vegan spider who loves looking after spider. A word that sounds not so caring to me, but I might be wrong, is Matra Fagie. That is actually the most extreme form of parental care in spiders.

So that is actually where the female offers up her own body as food for her offspring. So I suppose humans get a similar feeling when they pay for their sons or daughters to go through university. as I'm doing at the moment. But, I mean, basically...

It's your classic cargon. In the garage, you never drive it anyway, Kareem. But basically, what happens in Stegodyphus, a spider from Israel, which is a desert spider, the female starts to digest her own digestive system and vomited up to feed the developing spydlings. Not only that, it reaches a certain point where the spirelings are big enough when she literally digests her whole body, just leaving her ovaries and her heart, and the offspring eat her alive. And so only a dried-up withered husk is left,

which is how I feel at the moment. Do they know they're going to do that before they get pregnant? Yeah, it is their lifetime strategy plan, but that's why they leave their ovaries to last, just in case the offspring get eaten by a predator, like one of these predatory wasps, they've got a second chance. They can, like, completely lay another area.

This shit, pair of a bad. They're like, fucking take them. They're going to kill me. I think we should proceed to envelope number two, which has foolishly been pointing to my hands. Let you see. Sweaty palms all over it. And I have spiders can have dubious mating behaviours.

Now, you've just explained how they cooperate and have a caring side, but you're telling me their love lives are a bit murky. Well, I think we shouldn't shame and judge here, really. I don't think we should change. You can't keep an open mind. He's open-minded. Yeah, absolutely.

But there are certain idiosyncrasies, shall we say, of spider mating that some people may find a little surprising. For one thing, they don't have a penis as such. The males have to ejaculate onto a sperm web. And then they suck it up into the equivalent of their front hands, basically. And so imagine spider anatomy. Spiders are related to scorpions. Scorpions have a front pair of pincers. They're called the pedipalps.

Spiders have the same. They're like an extra pair of legs. And you can see in Boris here, these tiny little extra pair of legs either side of the fangs. Those are the pedipalps. They've got sperm bulbs on the end. So these are like two secondary penises. They act as sort of hypodermic needles that the male introduces the sperm into the female.

Do they wee out of the Rams as well? No, that comes out. Can you just hold Boris up again? Yeah. How many legs has he got? So Boris obviously has the classic Spider-8 legs. It looks like 10 legs. Exactly. The pedipalps, these structures I'm talking about, are like an extra pair of legs.

Eight legs, two dicks. Yeah. I've downloaded that. So we're saying we shouldn't kink shame. Tell us about sexual cannibalism. Sexual cannibalism. So obviously that is one of the preconceptions about spiders and with the black widow that the female eats the male. We've all liked to kill an ex at some point.

It doesn't happen in all species. But it does happen quite regularly throughout the spider world. There are numerous different spider families where the females eat the male. Now, in the Battle of the Sexes, really, females have got the upper hand in spiders. Because when a male comes along to a female, there's a big chance he could just end up as lunch. So there are quite a few different hypotheses as to why females eat males. I mean, one is made choice that if a particularly unattractive male comes along, the female thing, I'll just eat him instead.

When you say unattractive, what do you mean? Like, he wasn't like tall enough or something, isn't it? Yeah, it might be. One of his willie pincers look at a bit weird, bit wonky willie pince. You know, who knows what a female spider finds most desirable, but small body size it could be something like that. Honestly, it never ends toxic masculinity. I'm so sick of it. I bet spider love islands like, it's not tall enough, so I'm going to have to eat him.

Exactly. Is it as bad as it seems? of the males because you're playing a very bleak picture at the moment. So, interestingly, males have evolved a whole load of strategies to counteract this sexual cannibalism. So on the one hand, there is some evidence that in a few species it may actually benefit the male to be eaten. So in the Australian Redback Spider, the famous sort of black widow, it was observed that males will actually perform a sexual somersault during copulation and flip their abdomens into the female's mouth. which actually results in the female being distracted by eating the male and the male can carry on copulating for about twice as long

introduce more sperm into these sperm stores and therefore out-dilute rival sperm in the sperm stores. Men are pathetic. How pathetic are men? I'm going to put my belly button in your mouth so I can shag you for an extra five minutes. Even though I'll die, it's worth it, to get me rocks off. Now, I can't believe I'm about to ask this,

but are spiders into bondage? Indeed. This is another thing. Another strategy. A little gimp mask with eight eye holes. In fact, one of my favourite authors, Bristow, author of the fabulous World of Spiders, he shocked a vicar.

He described one of the first cases of this sort of bondage in the crab spider. And basically the male ties down the female, especially the front of the female, which seems to make it easier for him to lift up the female's abdomen and sneak underneath, get a bit of leverage. And this was so shocking that he actually had a vicar writing reviews.

This couldn't possibly happen. I've been studying insects and spiders, and there's no such thing as bondage in the spider world. But in fact, we now know that this behaviour is actually surprisingly widespread in spiders. Numerous species have some form of mate binding. Do they do eight anker? Do they tie all the eight legs together? Yeah, it varies between species.

Sometimes it's like they just get the legs in a back. lunch and bind them all. Yeah, yeah. That would seem easy. Others, it's like a zigzag that goes right over the female's head. But in the case of the crab spider, it has been shown that males that bind the female in this way do manage to mate for about an hour and a half, which is quite a long time. And it also probably has the added benefit that it's harder for the female to just like eating. So we heard about the female nursery web spiders, but what do the males get up to then when it comes to romance? Well, that's another reason why the nursery web spider is one of my favourites.

Because not only do you have the females doing these amazing nursery webs, but the males offer the females a nuptial gift, which basically, when they detect female sex pheromones in a bit of silk, they'll capture a fly, wrap it elaborately in silk, and then they present it to the female during mating. Now, an early idea was that this was to prevent the male from being eaten. But in fact, we don't think it's so much about avoiding sexual cannibalism.

What happens is while the female's distracted trying to unwrap this gift, the male gets extra time to insert his pedipalps, and copulation duration is longer than the larger the gift you've got. It is just the same as us. It's pathetic. I've got you in these scochy shows.

Please touch more willing. But what's even more weird is sometimes males cheat and they'll put a really small, half-dried fly they've fed on before in an elaborate silk wrapping. And... Harrod's bag

with a little scarf of it. And studies have shown that these can be just as effective in actually initiating copulation as actual true gifts. So she unrips the gift afterwards. You absolute bastard. I've been gnauthing you off for 90 minutes.

You give me that. I dried up fly. Get out of my web. Envelope number three. Oh, that's me. Right. So spider silk has many remarkable uses. and can help humans.

Tell us about its remarkable properties. Well, spider silk really is a super material. You've probably heard the anecdote that it's stronger than steel. Now, obviously, people have questioned that because you can walk through a spiderway. But it's a size-for-size basis. If steel was that thin, spider silk is actually stronger. And it's got an amazing molecular structure. It's made of various types of proteins.

Basically, it means that it's both strong and flexible. The spiders can actually produce about seven different types of silk from their spinnerets, which... I love that. It's like a 1950s music group. The spinorats. The spinorats. So spiders use this in a variety of ways themselves. You get...

One of my favourite, actually, is something called the bolas spider. And it has a single really giant strand of silk that it dangles. And on the end of it is a big blob. And in the blob, are... pheromones that mimic the sex pheromones of the moths that live around the ogre spider. So the moths actually attracted to the blob, thinking that it's a female moth. And then the bola spider swings the blob and it's sticky. It ends up like Miley Cyrus.

Actually lassoes the moths. There are flying spiders as well, right? Yeah, and that's something people are surprised at. How does spiders disperse? Well, they can actually fly. What? Loads of spiders, as spydlings, do this thing called ballooning. So what happens is the spider, when it's fairly recently emerged from its egg,

goes into a windy position like the top of the plant, and it sticks its abdomen in the air, and it starts to spin out a really long thread of silk that gets caught by the wind. And when this thread of silk is long enough and gets caught by enough breeze, it's actually, it lifts the spider up into the air. And spiders have been found thousands of feet above the air drifting, and they can go like thousands of miles that way. But have they got any... They can't stare. They've got no sort of. They just go where the wind takes.

It's a bit like being in a really crap hot air balloon. Like the road steering is sort of at the mercy of the winds. That's probably how speciation happened and how we find spiders in diverse places, I would have guessed. Well, absolutely. Especially when they land on islands and things. And, well, go on then. Let's go there. All these amazing uses of spider silk. How does spider silk help humans? Being a super material, people have thought for many years about how they can best use it for human benefit.

Now, in quite a few traditional medicines, going back to medieval times, it was realised that spider cobwebs could actually help wounds scab over. Basically, they act as like a scaffold that the red blood cells can clot onto. So that's been investigated quite a lot. And it's been found that spider webs do actually accelerate clotting. Can I ask questions? So if we're out on a walk with a family and someone like my daughter did a minor grazing her knee, I could rip a spider web off a tree and administer some country. first aid or would you not recommend that?

I probably wouldn't recommend it because the webs you find in the countryside to be full of manky, half-eaten, dead insects full of bacteria. So it might not be good. Fake love gifts potentially. Indeed. So yeah, I wouldn't recommend that at home. But it has, there are properties in spider silk. It is actually naturally hyperalogenic and antimicrobial.

Spider silk is slightly acidic and that tends to like put off bacteria and microbes other microbes from growing on it. Can we make it? If we can see what it is and see the proteins in it, can we make it? Can we do anything with it? Well, this is where fact gets a bit weird and Spider-Man-like, because in order to produce silk with industrial uses, you need to have it in volume. And people have tried developing, in the 1800s there was a special spider silk machine developed to try and harvest it from spiders. But it's so time-consuming. You need thousands of spiders. The spiders eat each other, they don't get on with each other.

It's really hard to extract. It's like Jeremy Corbyn's new party. On paper, you would think, wouldn't you? So the modern technique is actually to go into the world of transgenics, to take spider genes, and like I say, this is where it's raised Spider-Man, get spider genes and splice them into other organisms to actually act as a manufacturing plant. Could they put it in a bigger animal? Like a sheep.

They've put it into goats. A company in America spliced spider DNA into embryonic goats. Oh my God, you were right, George. Actually produce goats that produce expressed spider silk proteins in their milk. So you can simply milk the goats, but then you have to have a purification. It's not like the silk comes out of the goat's nipples as like amazing strands of silk. It just comes out as milk, but you have to purify it and then artificially sort of extrude it into artificial silk. Wow.

And what about textiles and protective gear and those sort of things? Yeah, absolutely. Because like I was saying, it's a super material. stronger than steel, more resilient and flexible than anything else we know. It's a bit like Kevlar. So there's been a lot of experiments putting into high performance sports clothing, for example, so it's flexible and breathable. But also protective gear.

So for example, there's been research about developing bulletproof clothing. And because of its special resilient and tough properties, It turns out it is quite good at stopping bullets. That's such a range of bulletproof clothing and a pair of umbrella trackies. Yeah, exactly. But both relying on that flexibility. Yeah. Right.

Well, I think we should start moving towards a vote. You've got all the information. Today's investigation of spiders is at an end, and it's time to go there. Are spider's evil or genius? Now, I can play no part in the decision as I'm the arbiter. And Kareem, you brought us all the facts. So Josh, the decision will be yours. But before you decide, let's get the result of our online poll.

We ask people to vote whether spiders are evil or genius. We shared the top lines of the three envelopes. And here's the result. 61% voted genius. 39% evil. Lynn wrote, Spiders are assholes. They trap their prey, wrap them up in a web of doom,

and then create soup from their insides. In my book, that's an arsole move. I think they could be nicer about it. Andrew wrote, spiders are fascinating creatures. Imagine if humans behaved like spiders, walking upside down on any surface, shedding their whole skin in one go,

females eating the males if they get peckish. It does make you wonder. So Josh. Are spiders, sweet silk spinners or webby-wankers? Are they evil or genius? I think the genius. I think they're genius. I think some people are scared as spiders.

I don't know, but when you think of spiders, you do get a bit reformy because the foreign ones are the problem. They're the dangerous ones. The ones over here, they can't do anything. But how come so many people have, you know, like we're born almost to develop a fear of heights and rightly so, a fear of snakes and rightly so. It cannot just be learned. There must be something inherently dodgy to human beings about spiders. I think it's passed on like a football team.

My mum wasn't scared of spiders so I remember seeing my mum pick them up with her and put them outside so I would do the same thing so I think if you raised around someone who would pick them up you'll be alright and I think you're quite right and I think we need a cultural change we need spider ambassadors out there

to change this inherited phobia thing that's going on there we have it we've decided that spiders are bona fidee benevolent broodlings all that's left for me to say is thank you you to my excellent guests, Kareem and Josh, and thank you for listening. If you want to be notified as soon as new episodes dropped, make sure you're subscribed to Evil Genius on BBC Sounds and have push notifications turned on. Oh, there's a spider. Got it. Yes. Sorry,

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