Comedy of the Week - Kiri Pritchard-McLean: Tough Crowd

Episode Date: May 12, 2025

Have you ever considered becoming a foster carer?Multi award-winning comedian Kiri Pritchard-McLean hadn’t - until a chance radio advert changed everything.In this heartfelt and inspiring half-hour ...special, recorded in front of a live audience, Kiri shares the unexpected and deeply personal journey that led her to become a Local Authority foster carer on the Welsh island of Ynys Môn. With her signature wit and warmth, Kiri lifts the lid on the system and offers a moving, candid, and funny account of what it truly means to open your home - and your heart - to a child in need.First broadcast during Foster Care Fortnight in the UK, this programme shines a timely spotlight on the extraordinary power of ordinary people to make a difference.Written and performed by Kiri Pritchard-McLean Producer: Tashi Radha Executive Producer : Suzy Grant Sound Engineers: Jerry Peal & Jon Last Production Manager: Sarah SharpeA Listen production for Radio 4

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Starting point is 00:00:00 BBC Sounds music radio podcasts. Hello, nice to meet you, good evening, welcome everybody here at the Wellman Social Club in Llangavne. I'm Cooen Bridger-McLean, I'm a stand-up comedian, I'm a local girl. So five years ago I moved back here to Unnis Mawrne where I grew up, and this has got me thinking about family. I mean of course moving back to Wales has. That is what Welsh girls do when they want to start a family. We move back to Wales, we're like salmon in that respect. You move back to Wales, you marry the least threatening man, you know.
Starting point is 00:00:47 Pop out some kids, grow into your leggings. That's the Welsh way. Do you know what? For a really long time, I've thought that maybe marriage and a family has not been the right thing for me. So probably since my late teens, I've had all this swirling around my mind, you know, I love kids, I love family, I don't know if I want a family
Starting point is 00:01:05 I don't know if I want a biological family I don't know if I can meet all the terms and conditions of being a man Now my partner Dan is the first thing in the world that has ever made me feel anything close to broody He's just really specialism He's got like magic in his bones and I just look at him and I think, well, I want you to carry on forever. Oh, that's very nice, yeah. But then I remember about all the piles and stuff like that and I'm like.
Starting point is 00:01:32 Now in the first lockdown, Dan and I were sat there, we listened to the radio and an advert comes on the radio and it says, do you live on Unnis Morn? Yes, that is where I live. Do you have a spare bedroom? I don't want to brag, guys. Things are going all right. I mean, I'm doing a Radio 4 special
Starting point is 00:01:49 in a working men's club. I've got a spare. I've got a spare bedroom. Then the advert says, have you ever imagined having children in your future? Yes. Have you ever considered becoming a foster carer? No, I've never considered that.
Starting point is 00:02:04 And then it said, if you want more information, please get in contact. And I turned to Dan and I said, listen, I know we have spoken about maybe somewhere far down the line adopting, but what do you think? And he said to me, honestly, I think you're the first person a radio advert has ever worked on.
Starting point is 00:02:20 That's all I know. Now how you get more information with local authority fostering is you just phone the council and say, can I have a kid, please? Same number as the bins. That's not right, is it? So I phoned them up, got through to a woman who's really helpful. She said, okay, well, it's a very long process, but the first thing you need to do is a course. It's called Skills to Foster.
Starting point is 00:02:44 It'll give you all the information you need do you want to sign up for it and we were like yeah okay let's do it and she was okay great any more questions and I said oh one yeah but it's just a bit embarrassing and she went okay recycling's on a Wednesday and big bins every other week now this course right it also taught me what fostering was I thought maybe it was the same thing as adoption and now I understand that you know if you adopt a child your rights your responsibilities exactly the same thing as adoption. And now I understand that, you know, if you adopt a child, your rights, your responsibilities are exactly the same as if you have that child biologically.
Starting point is 00:03:09 Fostering is sometimes referred to as being a professional parent. It's a job. It's like your jobs, you know, you get paid for it. You have to do regular training. And if you refer to your colleagues as needy little bastards, you will get a written warning. Now there's also different types of fostering I didn't realise.
Starting point is 00:03:26 So there's long-term, and this is where a young person will come to you and providing there's no breakdown in that relationship, they will be with you for the whole of their childhood. And now I find out it's so good they don't just boot kids out when they get to 18 anymore. It's much more like being in a biological family so the young person can stay there till they're ready to move on, till they're mid-40s obviously, like the rest of us.
Starting point is 00:03:48 And then there's another one, which is short-term fostering. And short-term is anything up to two years. So I was talking about it with my girlfriends and straight away one of my mates who's one of those speaking as a mothers, she said, speaking as a mother and an empath. Yeah, she's not an empath, she's just got a lot of candles. She said, I couldn't do it, I couldn't cope, you know, I would care too much, I would love
Starting point is 00:04:11 them too much, couldn't cope with goodbyes. And you know what, I think that must be a very difficult part of it. But I think, you know, you would have to remind yourself, it's an honour to play any role in these young people's lives for any amount of time. So you just have to treasure it when it does happen, you know, like free parking at Christmas. LAUGHTER Now, there's another category called respite. Respite is where they'll take the young person from anything
Starting point is 00:04:33 from a couple of hours to a couple of weeks, and they're basically like sort of floating babysitters. Now, the final category is emergency. And emergency is where you will be sat at home one night, your phone will go, it'll be a call from a withheld number where you will be sat at home one night, your phone will go, it'll be a call from a withheld number, you will answer it, and a social worker will say,
Starting point is 00:04:49 I've got a young person here who's incredibly traumatized, incredibly distressed, we have to put them somewhere safe tonight, we know you have a spare bed, we'll bring them over now. That's it, in that moment, life changes. And further proof, nothing good comes from answering a withheld number. So, they did this exercise with us on the course.
Starting point is 00:05:10 They showed me so perfectly what it was like to think like a foster care or like a professional parent. They give you a made-up case study and they say, okay, you've got like an eight-year-old boy who lives with his mam and his dad and his uncle. Now, next door is a retired teacher. The kid goes over and plays in the garden and the retired teacher and one day says, I don't want to go home. Somebody did something inappropriate to me and now I'm scared to go to sleep. Heartbreaking. Obviously the retired teacher knows the protocol, tells the authorities the young person is removed from the home while an investigation is carried
Starting point is 00:05:42 out. That child arrives at your door. What is the first thing you do? That is what they asked us. That's what I'm gonna be asking you. I'm gonna say what the social worker said, which is there's no wrong answers. Just like her, I don't mean it, obviously. I promise if you do shout anything out,
Starting point is 00:05:59 it will not be the daftest thing I've heard. I've already had that from a woman in a show. I said, what's the first thing you do? And she very confidently said, take them to Alton Towers. Yeah, that's what a distressed eight-year-old needs. The nemesis, you mad witch. So, people in Shanghainese. Kid arrives at the door. What is the first thing you would do? Shout out. Oh, you over there with your arm up? What would you do? Feed it. Feed it.
Starting point is 00:06:26 Feed it. Feed it. Feed it. Feed it. Feed it. Feed it. Very modern, not using pronouns. I absolutely love it.
Starting point is 00:06:33 I absolutely love it. I absolutely love it. I absolutely love it. Do you know what? That's really similar to what my partner, Dan and I said, because you can tell by looking, food is very much a love language in my house. Like it makes you feel safe and comforted, right?
Starting point is 00:06:46 That isn't what they were looking for. I'll tell you. The correct answer is you get school uniform, which straight away, Dan and I were like, what, why would you get school uniform? But when you think about it, it makes perfect sense, right? In that moment, that young person's life is all over the shop.
Starting point is 00:06:59 They don't know what's going on. So where is somewhere with routine that's familiar, with friends, with grownups that know them really well, who hopefully in this day and age are trauma informed? School. So you get them uniform so they can keep going to school, or hang on to a bit of something that makes them feel like them.
Starting point is 00:07:14 And as soon as they said that, well, 98% of my brain just clicked and was like, I get it, I get how you think like a professional parent. And obviously 2% was like, oh, I'll let him have a day off. You get a day for snow. So we finished this course and there's a call about a week later from a social worker who said,
Starting point is 00:07:35 oh, you know, do we put you off? Have you got any questions? And Dan and I said, do you know what? Weirdly, the more we found out about it, the more it felt like it might exactly be what family looks like for us. So what would come next? And she says, okay, well, you would start the process. Now there's three main parts to it. It does take a long time. The first thing we need to do before you even start is get you a DBS, a background check. So we'll send off for that.
Starting point is 00:07:56 But what we'll do is we'll start you on the first stage, which is training. And then hopefully the DBS comes back and you can just hit the ground running. So we did loads and loads of training, which means we met loads and loads of social workers. I hadn't really met social workers before that. I didn't really know anything about them, only what I'd seen in the papers. Now, what I will say about social workers in this country is you can tell when they've been on a course because they have a new icebreaker exercise they want to try out. And they were baffling things and they're so excited to do it every time.
Starting point is 00:08:27 This woman was like, good morning everybody, hello my name is Janet, hiya. Today I'll be teaching about working with birth families, yeah. So what we do normally is we'd introduce ourselves and then we say how we're feeling about the course but that's a bit boring isn't it? So what we'll do now is um we'll introduce ourselves and we'll say how we're feeling but as if it were a car Few confused faces now Don't worry I'll go first it'll be really obvious after that okay so
Starting point is 00:08:59 Right so my name is Janet and today I'm feeling like a VW Polo Cuz I'm sipping everywhere getting everything done, but I'm not making a fuss am I Who wants to go next No one Janet Now I think I know what she's trying to do with the exercise She just hasn't quite nailed it and I hate that that pause when they say, who wants to go next? So I just jump in. So I said, okay, yeah, I'll go next.
Starting point is 00:09:28 So my name is Kiri. How am I feeling today? Oh, it's an early morning course, isn't it? So I'm feeling like an older car. I'm feeling like the kind of car that needs a manual choke on a cold morning. And so Jenny goes, very good. We all understand.
Starting point is 00:09:44 We did not all understand. First guy goes, very good, we all understand, we did not all understand. First guy goes, I'd be so confident, went, yeah, I'll go next, my name is Kev, I would be a BMW X5, because I've always wanted one. It's not Make-A-Wish Foundation, Kev. The penultimate woman, I genuinely still think about her to this day, because it felt like a cry for help. She's very shy so she's like, it's my go next isn't it? Sorry, it's public
Starting point is 00:10:10 speaking. Hello, my name is Sally and I don't drive. We did so much training, you know, some of the training is mandatory. We did a course in first aid. The woman running the course was absolutely fantastic, but I will say, never anyone normal who runs these courses, is it? No one's ever done a first aid course and thought, I could spend more time with that person. But I will say, the biggest thing she taught us was, and the biggest life saver is CPR. Now when you learn CPR, they give you dolls to practice on.
Starting point is 00:10:49 So you get like the severed torso of a woman. Like that's perfectly normal. And then they give you for pediatric first aid, a doll. Now she starts handing the babies out to the people in the room. Had she dressed the babies differently? Yes. Had she given all names?
Starting point is 00:11:03 Yes. Am I gonna see a Channel 4 documentary about her? I think so. Am I gonna ask to do the voiceover? Absolutely. So she starts handing the babies out and a really beautiful thing happened. She handed them out to everyone else on the course. They would take the babies and without realising they were doing it they would start rubbing these dolls backs and rocking them and soothing them. And that's when I realized in that moment, everybody in that room except Dan and I was already a foster care renewing their first aid.
Starting point is 00:11:34 And it came so naturally to them, whatever kid is in their vicinity, to just soothe them and make them feel safe and held. I just thought it was a really beautiful thing. So we're all doing our CPR exercises and the woman running the course said, okay, it's time to put the babies to bed. She said, it's nearly mummy time. Never found out what mummy time was.
Starting point is 00:11:54 I feel like you need to tarp down for it. So me and Dan have been working with this little baby and I watched Dan walk over to the baby and he's a big boy, Dan. He's well over six foot and he bends down ever so carefully and he gets two of his fingers and he jams it into the doll's mouth
Starting point is 00:12:12 and then just drags it across the floor behind him. Bang in the back of a calf like a full pack of Tiskey from the corner shop. He gets over to the other babies who've been neatly stacked up. I have to watch him overarm it. Onto a pile of other babies. Because it landed on the top and it didn't fall off.
Starting point is 00:12:31 He did like an air punch as he walked away. So we did all this training, then we get a call from a social worker who says, OK, your DBS has come back. Background checks all perfect. And she goes, well, you're on to the next stage now, which is assessment. So in this stage, we'll be honest with you, if you're going to drop out, this is where it's most likely to happen. We pair you up with a very experienced social worker who's going to ask you lots of questions about your life and assess your suitability as local authority foster carers.
Starting point is 00:12:57 We're like, yeah, fine. Can't see the problem. So we started the assessment. Now, Dan and I were interviewed as a couple for over 60 hours as part of this assessment, and we were interviewed separately as well. They interviewed our friends, they interviewed our family, they checked our bank statements, they came to our house, they wrote profiles on our pets. I was like, he's a good boy, back off. There's not one part of our life that wasn't absolutely rifled through and then something written down on a form about it.
Starting point is 00:13:27 It was incredibly intrusive and it absolutely should be, shouldn't it? Because if you're asking to be a foster carer, you're already asking young people to come into your life who, for whatever reason, the adults around them haven't been able to meet their needs. You want to put them in the safest place you can. Do you know what? They asked us all sorts of things. One of the things they asked me is, what is your educational attainment?
Starting point is 00:13:46 I was like, oh God, okay. Well, I've got two, one in contemporary theatre practice from the University of Salford. Yeah, well I checked the form late, written N.A. I was like, that's not right, is it? No, we'll be doing this for months and months being interviewed. And one day he says, I've asked you a lot of questions.
Starting point is 00:14:03 Are there any questions that you got for me? Dan straight away says, yeah, I am terrified. I'm going to be the thing that stops Kiri and I having a family because I've got no experience with children. The social worker was so kind in that moment of vulnerability. He says, I don't want you to worry. I'll say this is a disadvantage. It could be amazing.
Starting point is 00:14:21 He says lots of people who come to fostering, they come because they've had their own children who've moved on. He said that's brilliant and they've got loads of experience, but loads of experience in parenting their children brilliantly. He said that's great, but it doesn't work for every young person. So sometimes we have to teach them things and teach them new things. He said, but you, you're a blank canvas. So we just train you up, give you all the training. So you're always doing best practice, which is brilliant. That's what we want for our foster carers and then he said also I've been talking to you for months now you're a fantastic gentleman and any
Starting point is 00:14:51 young person will be absolutely blessed to have a man like you in their life I know I was like can I have a compliment please I said you know what I'm worried about? The fact that I'm a standup comedian. I worry that people are not gonna see it as being conducive to being a foster care and also this is quite uncomfortable to say, but I've been really lucky with standup. I've got to do stuff on the radio, even telly.
Starting point is 00:15:17 And sometimes there's a bit of horrible word, fame, that comes with that that we might need to negotiate. And he went, I wouldn't worry about the fame side of things. I was like. So the social worker sat need to negotiate. And he went, I wouldn't worry about the fame side of things. I was like... So the social worker sat in his tent around, he says, you know what, the thing I am worried about you is your name. Now you live in a very small area,
Starting point is 00:15:34 you have a very distinct name, and sometimes we might need to place a young person with you who needs a bit of anonymity, or you might need a bit of anonymity from their situation. Neither are you gonna be protected. I said, do you know what, I hadn't even thought about that. I tell you what, I'll use my middle name, Louise. What?
Starting point is 00:15:48 Sorry if there's any in. There won't be, they don't like comedy. I said, I'll do Louise Pritchard-McClain. And he went, I'll be honest, the surnames are as much of a problem as the birth name. I said, well, you know what? Dan and I I we're gonna get married eventually why don't I use his surname and then Louise then my name's completely different and less distinct. He went brilliant yeah okay that was all I was worried about. I would like to recommend that
Starting point is 00:16:15 you go forward to the final stage which is panel. This is where you will be interviewed by a group of experts we're talking about foster carers, ex-foster carers, social workers, ex-social workers, people who've grown up with foster carers. They're gonna interview you and assess your suitability to be local authority foster carers. Do you want to go forward with it? And we were like, yeah, we do. Judges' houses, let's do this.
Starting point is 00:16:39 So we get the date for panel and it's so full on, at three reasons why. Number one, by this point we knew this is what we wanted our family to look like. We really wanted this. And number two, we decided very early on in the process, Dan and I, that if at any point the social workers, the experts turn around and said, we don't think this is the right thing for you, we decided we weren't going to have a family at all. Because it feels so churlish to ask these experts, do you think we're the right people to nurture young people?
Starting point is 00:17:07 And they say, no. And then I'm just like, well, I'll just go and squat my own up then, don't mind me. And the third reason it's so scary is because how it works, the panel, is they interview you for about 20 minutes, they go away and discuss what you've said for about 10, and then they come back and they tell you there
Starting point is 00:17:24 and then if you've been approved. So we're sat there knowing in half an hour's time our life is gonna change, but we didn't expect for it to go the way it did. So because this is still COVID times, this is happening, it's on Zoom. So there's 15 people there, but we only ever see four people on this screen.
Starting point is 00:17:39 Number one is the social worker who's been interviewing us all this time. Number two is the head of fostering and our local authority. Number three is Janet at the VW Polo. Don't worry, she's okay. The fourth person is a 78 year old local vicar. So we sat there waiting for the Zoom call to start. And then they suddenly appear on the screen,
Starting point is 00:17:59 all four of them, and the vicar starts speaking. He says, good afternoon, Tarnan Kheri. How you very much for joining us? I've got a few questions for you. I've got to start with you please, Dan. Now, Dan, you are an actor. So what happens now if you place a young person with you, you're sat at home one night watching the television
Starting point is 00:18:28 and all of a sudden you appear on the screen. How do you explain that to a child? And Dan said, well, firstly, it's been a dry few years. But if that happened, I would explain to that young person that you know when we watch the telly or we go to the cinema, you know how some people's job is is to pretend to be someone else?
Starting point is 00:18:49 That's my job. But I want you to know that when I am here with you, I'm only ever Dan, I'm never pretending. And the vicar said, very good. Diane. And he wrote something down. And he says, Kitty, I would love to ask you a question. I said, yes, please do.
Starting point is 00:19:06 He said, I've always wanted to ask a standup comedian this. I said, okay. He says, is everything you say on stage real? He said, all true, it's all just made up. I said, what a good question. She decides if I get a kid or not. So I said, you know what? With me, I'm not clever enough to make it up.
Starting point is 00:19:24 I just have to tell you what is happening in my life. But what I will do sometimes is, well, maybe change the name or where it happened. Or if something really funny happens to my auntie, I'll say it happened to my mum because I can get more jokes out of it on stage. And he says, oh, okay, so you lie for a living. Yeah, from a vicar.
Starting point is 00:19:45 Yeah, from a vicar. I said, no, I don't lie for a living. I'm just trying to explain to you, there's a difference between a documentary and a theatrical representation. He said, yes, well, I've been online and seen your comedy so what happens we place a young person with you and their birth family goes online and sees what you've chosen to talk about for a living and says well my child is not safe for the woman like that remove my child from her care what you say to
Starting point is 00:20:18 that and I was so sideswiped I wasn't expecting I tried to clever at first I went sorry are you asking me how I would negotiate someone being ignorant enough to make a moral judgement on me based on what I speak about on stage? Is that what you're asking me? And he went, yes. I said, okay, just checking. And then Dan squeezes my leg, but he can't say anything, it's my question to answer. And then I say the one thing you are not meant to say at panel I said I don't I
Starting point is 00:20:46 don't know how to answer this question and can I can I just have the next question I don't I've got no idea I'd ask a social worker I don't know he said interesting and he wrote something down then he says to me tell me would you make would you make fun of the children on stage like you make fun of everything else I said no I wouldn't make fun of the children on stage like you make fun of everything else? I said, no, I wouldn't make fun of the children. Of course not. He said, well, you have to bear with me a minute. And he started sharing his screen.
Starting point is 00:21:10 I don't know if you've ever seen a 78 year old vicar successfully share a screen, but truly the miracle the Bible doesn't cover in that respect. What the... Now he gets up a review of mine from a very old show. It was a show about, I was volunteering with a young person. True story, in the time I was volunteering with them,
Starting point is 00:21:29 I realized they were being groomed by a member of staff where I volunteered. I obviously reported it. The relationship ended, but so did my relationship with that young person. They didn't really forgive me for it. So he gets up this review and he says, there's me thinking you wouldn't make fun of the children.
Starting point is 00:21:43 And I was humiliated. But it was four stars from The Guardian. So... He says, uh, So you're telling me The Guardian are lying? I said, no, no, I'm not. I'm telling you that that journalist came to a theatrical representation of a true story where I changed geography, names, genders,
Starting point is 00:22:05 absolutely everything, every identifying feature of everyone in the story so I could tell the truth of the story but protect everybody in it and you know what? I worked really hard on that and actually I wouldn't change anything and he said well I think I've heard enough and they disappear from the screen. I'm sat there my eyes are full of tears and Dan squeezes my leg and I was like, don't be kind to me cause I'll go. He said, I'm so sorry about that. That wasn't okay.
Starting point is 00:22:30 I was like, no, it wasn't okay. Cause you got loose women and I got frost V Nixon. And Dan was like, do you know what? I'm just going to pop us on mute for a second. And I remember this so clearly. I turned to Dan and I said, I'm so sorry, I'm the reason that we're not gonna have a family.
Starting point is 00:22:49 He says, no, we're not gonna talk about that. We've just got to get through this 10 minutes and then we get to leave and carry on with our lives. But we didn't have 10 minutes. They came back in three minutes and the vicar appears on the screen and he goes, well, thank you very much for your time, Dan and Kiri. Congratulations and welcome to the fostering team.
Starting point is 00:23:09 And I went, are you kidding me? And he went, you're on mute. I was like, I'm muting myself. And I said, why did you ask me all those horrible questions? And he said, we never get to ask questions like that. He said, no, listen, listen,
Starting point is 00:23:30 we've never had a situation like this where we had to ask you some very tough questions and every time we asked you a tough question, you turned around and you said, I don't know, I'd ask a social worker. That's what we needed from you because we think you're going to be fantastic foster carers,
Starting point is 00:23:44 but only if you understand there's a team around you to support you in being fantastic foster carers. So congratulations and welcome to the team, Dan and Kiri. Or should I say Louise? LAUGHTER APPLAUSE Then he goes, he goes, when is the wedding? I was like, don't tout for business, that's not what this is.
Starting point is 00:24:05 So nearly four years ago now Dan and I were approved as local authority foster carers. Now I will say that my version of motherhood, which is what this is, has come with terms and conditions. So number one is I can't tell the kids that I'm a comedian. Now the social workers as well were obsessed with the idea that what if the kids see on TikTok. I had to explain to them that my sort of fat feminist comedy, not on the algorithm of a 17 year old boy is it. Now the other thing is I can't use my name with the young people and you know what Dan is brilliant at always calling me it's Louise Louise Louise but it happened for the first time just a little while ago right. So he's
Starting point is 00:24:39 making a brew for a young lad that's with us and he goes do do you want a cup of tea, Kiri? I was stood there frozen and I could hear this weird noise. I realized I was the noise. I was going, uh, uh. I hear another weird noise. It's Danny's going, uh. The poor kid's looking at us like, what have I been left with for the weekend? Two deflating adults, what's this?
Starting point is 00:25:01 I had to turn around and yell at Dan, how dare you call me your ex-girlfriend's this? I had to turn around and yell at Dan, how dare you call me your ex-girlfriend's name? LAUGHTER Now, the other condition is that I am banned from talking about it on stage. LAUGHTER Shhh. That's so hard. You know, when you're a stand-up comedian
Starting point is 00:25:20 and your job is to talk about your life and what happens to you, and you cannot talk about the biggest thing that has ever happened to you. You can't help but be transformed in some way by the young people that we are privileged enough to meet. So I wrote a show in secret, and I phoned my social worker up, and I said, listen, I know I'm not allowed to talk about it, but can I show you how I would talk about it if I could?
Starting point is 00:25:40 And she said, okay, and booked the venue. Thank you, any town council offices. Wednesday, three o'clock in the afternoon, if I could." And she said, okay, and booked the venue. I'm giving a town council offices, Wednesday, three o'clock in the afternoon, boardroom four. I have done some tough gigs in my time. I've done a screw fix Christmas party. And they sat in that boardroom and they watched that show
Starting point is 00:26:00 and they said, okay, we understand what you mean now. And they got behind the show. And just like every other encounter I've had with them as a foster care, they have been behind me 100%. And I'm really proud to be the only comedian in the world doing a show for Radio 4, signed off by nine social workers and a vicar.
Starting point is 00:26:19 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The only thing that has ever kept me hanging on to the idea that maybe a biological nuclear family is the right thing for me, it's Dan.
Starting point is 00:26:33 Because he's so magical. And I just worry like, where's the magic going to go? But when I see him, I'm going to cry because I've raised this business for the show and he's in here and I'll get really emotional. But when I see him teaching a teenage boy to cook or getting beaten on Mario by a 12 year old girl I am watching that magic carry on and I have realized that you do not need a biological nuclear family to have magic. 100,000 young people in the United Kingdom at the moment who are living in
Starting point is 00:27:03 foster care and foster care is a falling in numbers and that is one of the reasons why I'm doing the show I want you if you are listening to this to think maybe it's the right thing for you Maybe you've got some magic in your life and that can go somewhere to help these Amazing young people if you want more information Call the council is the same number as the bins. Tough Crowd was written and performed by Kiri Pritchett-McLean. The executive producer was Suzy Grant and the producer was Tashi Radha. It was a listen production for Radio 4.
Starting point is 00:27:41 Production for Radio 4. Strong message here from BBC Radio 4. I'm Armando Iannucci. And I'm Helen Lewis. A comedy writer and a journalist teaming up like a pair of unkempt and unlikely superheroes. Our mission is to decipher political language. Stress testing to destruction those used and abused buzzwords and phrases. Finding out what they really mean. And looking at whether they're meant to deceive us.
Starting point is 00:28:10 Or to distract us. Or to disturb us. And our pledge is to help you spot the tricks of the verbal trait. But be warned, this series does feature strong political language that some listeners may find an inverted pyramid of piffle. Strong message here from BBC Radio 4. Listen now on BBC Sounds.

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