Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend - Christina Applegate and Jamie-Lynn Sigler

Episode Date: May 5, 2025

Jamie-Lynn Sigler feels giddy about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Christina Applegate feels awesome about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Jamie-Lynn and Christina sit down with Conan to discuss... their respective MS diagnoses, exploring growth and self-reflection on their podcast MeSsy, and why it’s so important to get specific about your vulnerability. Later, Matt Gourley reveals his family’s eerily accurate Oscars fashion predictions. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com.Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (669) 587-2847. Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/conan.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hi, I'm Jamie Lynn Sigler and I feel giddy about being Conan O'Brien's friend. I like that. That's very nice. Some people can get very mean and I know that you're not going to do that, Christina. I know you're not. Damn it. I was going to say I feel really stupid being Conan O'Brien's friend. I won't. I will change mine
Starting point is 00:00:28 into the nicer part of me. I'm Christine Applegate and I feel awesome to be Conan O'Brien's friend. Ring the bell, bend the shoes, walk and lose, climb the fence, books and pens. I can tell that we are gonna be friends. Yes, I can tell that we are gonna be friends. Hey everybody. It's Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend. I'm Conan O'Brien.
Starting point is 00:01:01 Sona laughing really hard. Matt Gorley joining us as well. And we might as well just talk about this because I just said it, Sona, should you recount what happened? Oh my, I don't even know if I can like say, give it justice, because I was talking about something. You were talking about something and you were talking,
Starting point is 00:01:19 we were talking about Ray Fiennes and how much we love Ray Fiennes and how good he is. And then you were going on for a while about how great Ray Fiennes is. And I said, well, I'm not talking right now, so this is boring. Meaning there's words are happening, but they're not coming from me, so this is boring.
Starting point is 00:01:36 Let's get started. And you were laughing really hard because it might be the truest thing I've ever said. I'm not talking, so I've, you know, like you've completely checked out cause it's not coming out of your mouth. It wasn't, you know what happened? It was this moment where I noticed that the words weren't coming out of my skull.
Starting point is 00:01:57 So what good could they be? Right? I mean, what could their value possibly be? Right? I mean, it's unheard of that anything I would say would have any- Again, it's happening. Yeah. I'm like, what is this? I'm hearing like, wah, wah, wah, wah.
Starting point is 00:02:13 It's like Charlie Brown characters hearing their parents. You don't even hear words coming out of my mouth, like when I'm talking? I'm just counting down. It's like, when do I get to go? Oh my God. Oh my God. I'm just not even gonna speak. You should. Did you? I just heard croaking over there. Sounds like you're gonna be like, when do I get to go? Oh my God. Oh my God. I'm just not even gonna speak.
Starting point is 00:02:26 You should. Did you? I just heard croaking over there. Sounds like there's a toad. I will say this, just a teaser for the segment in this episode, we have some Ray Fiennes related content to cover. Oh good.
Starting point is 00:02:38 We'll get to that later in the episode. Oh good. And that was, I didn't know that that was happening. No, that's just a coincidence. Yeah. Let's get some Ray Fiennes content. You were talking about how he's still got it and he can- He's still got it, I said he's still got it
Starting point is 00:02:50 and he can get it. He can get it. I don't know. Is that a saying? He can get it. He can get it? Yeah. And he can.
Starting point is 00:02:58 He can get this. You're married. Yeah, I know. I'm not gonna fuck Ray Fiennes. I mean, it's not gonna happen. I shouldn't have said it so, I'm not gonna make love to him. Which would it be? Make love to him.
Starting point is 00:03:09 If you said he's still got it and he can get it, then you're not talking about making love. Oh, Rafe. Pretty come to yon window. And let us embrace. Do be gentle. Do be gentle, Ray. He would be.
Starting point is 00:03:25 If there was any chance of him coming on, I think I just killed it, right? Maybe, maybe if anything, maybe the odds are better. Yeah. You just said he's got it and he can get it. You just rang the dinner bell. Yeah. Ring-a-ding-ding.
Starting point is 00:03:39 And Ray Fiennes, for what it's worth, same here, buddy. That killed it. That killed it. No, no, that killed it. You don't know. Yeah, you would be gentle. I would be gentle. He's a terrific actor. That would be tender.
Starting point is 00:03:49 He's great in everything he's ever done. And I was just remarking that it's hilarious that he always, I mean, it's not hilarious, but when I hosted the Oscars recently, he was in the audience and it was like his, you know, fifth time being nominated and he's clearly the best actor in the room. Yeah. He's an amazing actor and he'll probably never get
Starting point is 00:04:08 an Academy Award. I shouldn't say that. I hope he does. But it's just these amazing actors come over from the UK and they're insanely incredible and, you know, they don't win and they're all like, well, you know, still I enjoyed my visit, ta-ta. And... His sona round.
Starting point is 00:04:29 Yeah, his sona round. I'm told she thinks I have it and I could still get it. I think it's because they're not, uh, you know, they don't do enough, like... He needs to, like, hook up with, like, you know, Selena Gomez. What? Yeah, yeah. It's like something needs to, like, hook up with, like, you know, Selena Gomez. What?
Starting point is 00:04:46 Yeah, yeah, it's like something needs to happen where he's- Selena Gomez is with Benny Blanco. I know, I can't believe you know that. I'm sorry, I'm bringing this back again. I know, you really are. But I just realized- You just wanna talk about Benny Blanco any chance you can get. I, the other day I was driving around,
Starting point is 00:04:58 and we brought this up on the podcast, but I just wanna repeat it. The most modern sentence that I can think of to say is, Benny Blanco's just slid into my DMs. Cause I don't know what that means. Any of it? Any of it. I don't know what any of it is,
Starting point is 00:05:12 but I've memorized it in case I'm ever at a party. Oh, okay. And someone's questioning, hey man, you seem kind of old. Maybe you should move on. I'm gonna say, yeah, well, Benny Blanco just slid into my DMs. And then that person says, really? I'm Benny Blanco. Yeah. And I'll say, well, I'm here say, yeah, well, Benny Blanco just slid into my DMs. And then that person says, really?
Starting point is 00:05:25 I'm Benny Blanco. Yeah. And I'll say, well, I'm here in person. And if you've got something to say to me, say it face to face. Let's say it face to face, Benny B. If that's even your real name. What?
Starting point is 00:05:40 What? Say it. I love that you're talking about Benny Blanco sliding into your DMs while you're talking to Benny Blanco. That just made me laugh. And also I love that it's proof at my age that I'm young. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:53 I believe you've still got, is your Hailey Bieber smoothie over there? Nope, it's not. I threw it out. I was done with it. I love that I'm trying to, I love anything where someone's like, hey man, you shouldn't be hanging out at this party.
Starting point is 00:06:04 You're too old. And that I think that me shouting at that moment, Benny Blanco just slid into my DMs! Everyone be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. He's young. Oh, yeah, yeah. Guys, he's cool. Let's not... He's cool. Let's disregard his rotting face.
Starting point is 00:06:24 I wish someone would be rude enough to just be like, hey, old guy, why are you at this party? You know? Let's try this out, OK? OK, go ahead. All right. Hey, what's up, granddad? How'd you get in here?
Starting point is 00:06:33 What do you mean, how did I get in here? I'm a youngster. Benny Blanco just slid into my DMs. Youngster. What? What are you talking about? Do you even know what a DM is? It's the demilitarized zone that separates South Korea
Starting point is 00:06:44 from North Korea. It was established. Hey, this guy's cool. He can say. It was established by the United Nations at the end of the Korean conflict. Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I've actually been there. I visited the Demilitarized Zone.
Starting point is 00:06:56 And Benny Blanco is one of the great architects of the late 19th century. Hey, guys, gather around. I'm hearing some crazy whack history stories. This guy's off the hook. Yeah, all the women are undressing. Yes. That's right. I have the Riz.
Starting point is 00:07:11 Oh, see, you really got it. OK, I'm going to write the rap. You just shouldn't go to those parties. If someone invites you, just don't go. You're busy. I wouldn't be at those parties. They would find me peering in a window, and they would call the police.
Starting point is 00:07:24 I mean, who knows? You could be. You could go to a party where Benny Blanco and Selena are, and then, you know. I would know Selena. I would not know Benny Blanco. Yeah. And I have nothing against Benny Blanco.
Starting point is 00:07:36 He's, you know, I think Selena Gomez is cool. I love her. I know I'm all for this Benny Blanco gentleman. I just came up with that sentence when I was driving my car. Benny Blanco, gentlemen. I just came up with that sentence when I was driving my car. Benny Blanco just slid into my DMs and I said, that's gonna get me out of a bit sticky situation someday.
Starting point is 00:07:51 Or get me into one. I don't know. All right, let's get into it. Enough of my bibble and babble. I think this has been enough. Tom Foolery and Skullduggery and Tom Thuggery, my guests today, and that's plural guests today, host the podcast, Messy, which releases new episodes every Tuesday,
Starting point is 00:08:08 wherever you get your podcasts. I'm very excited they're here today. ["Cone Bone"] Christina Applegate and Jamie Lynn Sigler, welcome. ["Cone Bone"] Cone bone, cone bone. Cone bone. I... Never stuck. No, it did. My wife calls, cone bone. Cone bone.
Starting point is 00:08:25 Never stuck. No, it did. My wife calls me cone bone. Well, because Tom Hanks came around and said, coo coo, coo coo. Oh yeah, yeah. And then that became your thing. I was trying to make cone bone happen.
Starting point is 00:08:36 I'm kind of glad cocoa won, frankly. Okay. I'm really happy. It's never too late. That can still happen. Yeah. I was gonna start by first of all, thanking both of you for being here.
Starting point is 00:08:48 And I have very distinct memories of both of you. I'm at that age now where I get very sentimental and I look back over, I don't know, just things that I've done in the past, people I've met. Christina, I remember very clearly you being such a wonderful friend to me on the show. people I've met. Christina, I remember very clearly you being such a wonderful friend to me on the show. You came on the show so many times,
Starting point is 00:09:10 and you were always so funny and great and miraculous. And I think you might hold some record for coming on the show. I think I might. You might, you might. It was like my favorite thing. Anytime I got a call saying, hey, you know, even like you sometimes would have like a guest like fall out or something.
Starting point is 00:09:28 They'd be like, will you come in? I'm like, absolutely. I would love nothing more. I really like, you were my favorite interviewer ever. You know, I had so much fun there. That's sweet of you. And it helped that you lived in an apartment right above our studio in Rockfella Center.
Starting point is 00:09:43 She lived in a- We called it an apartment. I was outside the bathroom. Actually, it was a cleaning closet. It was a cleaning closet. And there was a cot. Let's be real, Conan. I can't believe Christina Applegate lives
Starting point is 00:09:56 in this shitty clean room. And you guys charge me rent. Yeah, no. It wasn't a lot of rent, but I just, I wanted to start by thanking you from the bottom of my heart for just always being just this light, always such a great guest, always so fantastic.
Starting point is 00:10:15 And I have such a very clear memory, Jamie Lynn. I remembered when The Sopranos first came out and had been on for one season, it was the new thing. Everyone was talking about it and it's nominated for one season. It was the new thing. Everyone was talking about it and it's nominated for all these Emmys. We're nominated too. We're in New York. I go, I get on my American Airlines flight
Starting point is 00:10:34 and I sit in this American Airlines flight and then the person sits down next to me and is James Gandolfini, who I had never met. And we talked the whole way and he was just talking about like, yeah, I don't know what this is. He had such a, like, what is this? We're going to an award show.
Starting point is 00:10:48 And I went, yeah, you're on the biggest show on television, Jim, and you're the star of it. Anyway, he talked about Act. We just had a lovely time. Yeah, oh, that's so cool. And my memory is they put me up at this hotel, I think it was the Four Seasons Hotel, and I walk out at one point,
Starting point is 00:11:06 and you're standing there with your co-star, Robert Eyler, and you're just like both standing there, and you're kids. I mean, how old would you have been? 17. Yeah, you're just, you're kids, and you were standing there right outside where the cars pick people up,
Starting point is 00:11:21 and you just both looked like you had been beamed to Mars. Like you're here at the Emmys, and I chatted with you guys for a second, and remembered having this weird look at, oh, this crazy ride is just starting for you, and I'm getting a sneak peek, and I remembered you just seeming like, I think she's gonna be good.
Starting point is 00:11:43 She seems like such a grounded, nice kid. I think you're gonna be okay. That's so nice to say. Well, I can tell you, like, meeting you was, like, that, I probably look like I had just been beamed to Mars because that's how we felt seeing you. That's how we always felt, like, seeing people that we admired and, like,
Starting point is 00:11:59 Christina and actually, and I have talked about, like, you are our favorite show to do. Oh, that's nice. Because you just, you set us up to... When we're talking to you, when we're talking to Jimmy Kimmel, that's a whole other conversation. Yeah, we were lying to Jimmy.
Starting point is 00:12:13 Yeah. I had dinner with... But I have a distinct memory because my brothers and I bonded over your show. Like, the bits in your show, we would talk about it all the time. And the first time I did your show, I was able to get my brother,
Starting point is 00:12:26 my oldest brother, Adam, in the front row there. And that was like, you know, it's one of those like I made it moments that you're able to share with the people that were there with you. So that was one of those for me. It's so funny. I have, I don't know if it's the Irish in me or whatever, but I get very nostalgic for all of us
Starting point is 00:12:41 floating along on this journey. And then I see these people along the way. And so to get to check in with both of you is very nice. I mean, yes, this is a podcast and we're doing this and there's gonna be an ad or something, but I don't fucking care about that. I feel like I'm talking to you guys. I'm checking in.
Starting point is 00:13:01 Both of you have been through so much and you're doing a beautiful thing, which is you're sharing it, you're talking about it. Very frankly, you have your own podcast, Messy, and it's all about MS, which you're both dealing with and everything that happens. And I know that it's, you're helping a lot of people, but the strange thing I've found about doing a podcast, and I'm not struggling, I'm struggling with just inherent craziness,
Starting point is 00:13:31 but not MS, but what I have found is that it's healing for me to talk to people. And I'm, it's, I imagine there's a component of doing this podcast where both of you are maybe doing some healing for yourselves about having this problem, that you're being able to talk about it openly in this forum is probably helpful to you. Well, absolutely 100%. I mean, that's how this all came about was
Starting point is 00:14:01 when I came out with my diagnosis in 2021, our friend Lance said, you got to talk to Jamie, because I'm sure you feel like you're on an island and you don't understand what's happening and that's the person to talk to. And I had met Jamie a few times over the years and it was like we got on the phone and we were on the phone for hours and I felt like so less alone. Sorry, I get teary when I talk about my genes, but it healed me in that moment, and that's how this happened, was it was like, we're talking about so much information
Starting point is 00:14:32 and so much stuff that so many people newly diagnosed or even people who have been diagnosed for years might not know about or wanna say the things that we say, like the brutal honesty about how painful it can be, how lonely it can feel, how lonely it can feel, how awful it is, and then, you know, that's only coming from my mouth because I'm negative Nellie, and then Jamie will be like,
Starting point is 00:14:51 but let's breathe, you know, and I love you, Jamie. No, she says, she says, she gets pissed off about it too. Here's the interesting thing is it's not that one way to go is wrong and one is right, they're both. No, no, no, that's, I was totally kidding, you know that by is right. They're both- No, no, no, I was totally kidding. You know that by the way. It's like we have helped each other in the sense that I get to see a different side
Starting point is 00:15:13 to all of this because of her. And she gets to be honest about how she feels sometimes about in ways that you didn't, right? I don't wanna speak for you. Yeah, well, yeah. Cause I was noticing that, Jamie Lynn, you got diagnosed much earlier than even I knew. I was familiar with your diagnosis,
Starting point is 00:15:33 but then I was shocked to find out that you got your diagnosis when you were on The Sopranos. You were also working on Broadway at the time. And I just assumed that this came 10 years later because you didn't talk about it. You were afraid to talk about it because you thought, you thought you could get fired, is that right? Yeah, I think there was a lot of reasons. I think the initial, you know,
Starting point is 00:15:56 drive to keep it a secret and protect me was the fear of being fired, the fear of not being hireable, not, you know, the fear of what people would think about this and me with this. I also think it allowed me to live in a state of denial for some time because if I didn't talk about it with anybody, then maybe it wasn't real. But then, you know, over the years,
Starting point is 00:16:24 as the disease started to manifest into what it would be for me physically and I started to have to make up excuses and lies, it was really difficult. And as much as I could like regret that choice, I think it's really informed a lot about me and my life. And, you know, now what's so beautiful, like with Messi and having Christina and what I've learned about myself through this process is, you know, when you find community and when you talk to somebody else,
Starting point is 00:16:58 you can almost witness yourself a little bit and you can kind of take a step back and really acknowledge what you're going through and acknowledge that it's hard and that it's that it sucks and that it can be unfair and all those things but also really see the catalyst of It being the catalyst for a lot of growth and self-reflection and you know I've lived with the disease for almost 24 years now. I was diagnosed when I was 20. And so I'm finding my way through and finding sort of the purpose from this pain.
Starting point is 00:17:34 And I feel like, you know, that's all you can do with situations like this. And messy is really what's propelled me into that way of thinking now. I think there's an interesting thing that we live in this, as you know, this weird culture with probably misaligned priorities, where people, if you're a quote celebrity, people expect that you shouldn't have anything
Starting point is 00:17:59 to complain about and that you're allowed to have problems. But sometimes I think you're allowed to have problems. But sometimes I think you're expected to have problems that are self-destructive problems, like addiction or you blew all your money, you did stupid things. But I think there's almost like a sense that, well, wait a minute, you can get sick, you can get this disease, but you were on television.
Starting point is 00:18:27 I know that sounds like I'm saying something that would be painfully obviously true, but I think there is a little bit of a hiccup where you're both beautiful, talented, you know, actresses that people know from iconic work. You have a, you got sick? What do you mean you got sick? What did you do?
Starting point is 00:18:47 No, I didn't do anything. I just, it just happened. And it happens to a lot of people. Does that feel that there's a weird way in which it's not fitting the narrative of being a successful, you know, celebrity. Well, I think one of the things that I've come across, you know, I mean, and I
Starting point is 00:19:05 don't really leave the house anymore. And I mean, if people saw what my life was like on the daily, they wouldn't, they wouldn't be able to do it. Cause I can sometimes not do it. It's really, really hard. But I think that the first thing that I hear from people is how did you get it? Yeah. Meaning I must have done something wrong in my life to have this disease.
Starting point is 00:19:25 I did it to myself. It's like I had breast cancer as well. So, oh, you must have done something. You know, and it's, and that stigma is, um, you know, I'm used to it now, but it was for a while, like it was so hard to swallow because why the F would you think that I would do something to have this? Yes. Cause this is the worst thing I've ever had in my life.
Starting point is 00:19:46 This is the worst thing I've ever gone through. So I'm gonna start crying. No crybaby of the two of us. Cry all you want and then I'm gonna start crying. I'm just having a pissy day today. I'm having a bad MSC day. Oh, I'm sorry. Well, no, but cry and then I'm gonna cry
Starting point is 00:20:01 and I'm gonna make my assistant David cry and you'll cry. I make him cry all the time. Every day. Okay, every hour. I'm gonna cry and I'm gonna make my assistant David cry and you'll cry. Yeah. I make him cry all the time. Every day. Okay, every hour. I'm very verbally abusive. This is what this podcast does to people, huh? But mine is just like me being really verbally abusive. Yeah, if he doesn't make at least five people cry a day,
Starting point is 00:20:17 it's a failed day. Yeah, I feel like I haven't done my job. Yeah. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna make David cry. I'm gonna make him cry. I'm gonna make him cry. I'm gonna make him cry. I'm gonna make him cry. I'm gonna make him cry. I'm gonna make him cry. I'll tell you, I mean, obviously, Christina, where it comes from is it's terrifying to people that shit happens.
Starting point is 00:20:39 And so people need to work backwards and say, okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Did you eat a lot of food with zinc in it? No, I didn't. Oh, did you take a lot of escalators? Some people can get MS. No, no, no, that's stupid. That was online, whatever.
Starting point is 00:20:56 I'm making shit up clearly, but it is a- You'd be surprised at the cures that I get told about. I have this holy water, and I know it will cure your MS. I'm like, really? That's amazing, because there's millions of us across the globe who still have it. Right, right.
Starting point is 00:21:14 And have probably done this with the holy water. I mean, come on. Yeah. Come on. Well, I think that that's the part of the fear. Part of the gift of the position I think that we have that it's taken me a long time to accept. I think, you know, acceptance is hard for anyone, no matter what you're dealing with.
Starting point is 00:21:31 I think it's like a huge challenge in your life to accept that a situation is what it is. But I but what I'm looking now is an opportunity is what I thought would sort of bring me out of this business. And even when I was out about having MS and working, and it was always people very helpful, like, oh, we'll just walk around it or we'll get you a walking double when the person walks away, so you look able-bodied and normal. Now it's at this point where I'm like, no, if you want to cast me in this, this is the body I'm in. Because my life doesn't revolve around MS. If anything, it could enrich a story.
Starting point is 00:22:08 And I think that we don't see enough people like us on camera. We don't see enough people that have disabilities that are not defined by their disability within a story a lot of the time. And so, you know, I think that we do have a position and a power now to really try and change the perception around that celebrities can get sick, but that you can also keep like doing what you love and keep living your life. You know, I think that it's very scary for people.
Starting point is 00:22:46 And yeah, you can feel like, you know, people are superhuman when they're a celebrity, but no, we're just human beings that are doing what we love. It just happens to be in front of a lot of people. Right, right. And now we can use that power for something else. It's weird, it's an occupational hazard.
Starting point is 00:23:00 I always think it's an occupation, like working in a shoe store or anything else. It just has this other side to it, which is people recognize you. They recognize occupation like working in a shoe store or anything else. It just has this other side to it, which is people recognize you. They recognize you from working in a shoe store. That's how Jim Gandolfini felt. I'm sure he told you that on that plane.
Starting point is 00:23:12 Yeah, I mean, he was, he's like, why don't you want my plumber's autograph? Like it just didn't make sense to him why he had to have that piece of this, you know? Right, right. I can completely understand that. One question that came to me is, and this is for both of this, you know? Right, right. I can completely understand that. One question that came to me is, and this is for both of you,
Starting point is 00:23:29 and maybe I'll start with you, Christina, when did you, what's the first symptom or when did you start to think something isn't, something feels off? Is it subtle or does it hit you like a ton of bricks? It was January, 2021. My mom had just been diagnosed with cancer for the third time.
Starting point is 00:23:44 And there was some other stuff going on in my life and it was, it was a really stressful, traumatic time and my toes started to feel numb. Just my toes, you know, like a little bit. I was still hiking. I was still playing tennis. I was still doing all the things I could do, but my toes weren't feeling right. And eventually over those months, it grew from my toes to my ankles to, from my knees down is a whole other ball game. Yeah. And, um, I was losing balance and I, but at the
Starting point is 00:24:15 pain was extraordinary. And when I say numb, you, it's numb, but it hurts. Yeah. So it was like these, like very subtle things that happened. And I'm finally, someone was it hurts. So it was like these like very subtle things that happened. And finally someone was like, well, it was actually Salma Blair said, can you please go to the neurologist?
Starting point is 00:24:31 And I was like, no, there's no way that the both of us from the same movie have MS. I was like, you crazy. And it was like, that was the end of it for, you know. And by then I had gotten so bad and I was in the middle of shooting dead to me. So, we had to really stop for a minute and figure out how to do this. But what's interesting is I look back over time and probably for like six years I was having weird things happening.
Starting point is 00:25:00 Like fluorescent lights would bother me and make me dizzy and being up on a platform, I would get afraid of the height. I was never afraid of heights. I'd be playing tennis and like my right leg would buckle and I'd be like, ooh, I must be dehydrated or it's too hot out here. I mean, there were like the tiniest little things that you would completely ignore otherwise because there's probably an answer for all of them. But the numbness in my toes and as it started to grow up
Starting point is 00:25:26 was very much announced in my fingers. And it just, it starts to, you know, over time it gets worse, you know, but it's, that's how it happened. And when you say like, you've referenced, I think twice now that you're having a really bad day, what does that mean? You're having a really bad day. What does that mean? You're having a really bad MS day.
Starting point is 00:25:47 How does that manifest itself? Is it in the physical? Is it dealing with it? It's the physical and that affects you also emotionally too, I imagine. Well, yeah, I mean, you know, to go to the bathroom, it's like walking on needles and hot lava. So like, I haven't really been able
Starting point is 00:26:04 to get out of my bed today. So, I'm having just a bad symptomatic day. And that can be, you know, from anything from, and I always get scared that this is now my new normal and I get afraid that this is the new normal. And then I'll have a day where I'm never good. I'm just less shitty. So, those less shitty days, I'm like, okay, so that was just a symptomatic day. It was like either I didn't sleep enough or I didn't eat enough or I'm stressed out. A lot of times stress or anything like that
Starting point is 00:26:35 really affects it, can make it much worse. But there isn't a day where I'm like skipping down, skipped Maloo down the street. Although I try sometimes for Jamie House sending videos. I'm like, I'm trying to skip. I'm skipping today. Yeah, exactly. And then like the next, then 10 minutes later,
Starting point is 00:26:51 I'm like, I can't move a thing. I can't move. Or else she doesn't have MS. There's TMZ footage of her skipping down the lane. Singing, Skipping Maloo. She's making it up. This is damn good. Bullshit. Damn I'm a goodaloo. She's making it up. This is damn good. Bullshit!
Starting point is 00:27:05 Damn I'm a good actress if I'm making this one up. Applegate is so full of shit. Always was. I would much probably get an Oscar for having Tourette's than I would for, like, and I'm not making fun of Tourette's because I love Bailyn out loud. I don't know if you guys have seen it,
Starting point is 00:27:22 but she's real beautiful and I want to be her best friend. But yeah, for the casting. But also I was, I've noticed that you've always had, and I love that you get to do it on Dead to Me. You get to say some of the meanest things on Dead to Me. So much fun. And you do it where it's like, yes, you're a really good actress,
Starting point is 00:27:44 but I can also tell that you're accessing some part of you that wants to tell somebody he's a fuck stick. Yes, I don't know how Liz Feldman knew that I existed on the planet. Like she wrote it, it was already there. And then she was like, oh my God, this is you. And I'm like, sadly, yes, sadly. How did you know I had a filthy mouth and a lot of rage?
Starting point is 00:28:07 The best acting job I've ever done is being Christina Applegate out in the public. That is my greatest aperture. That's your Oscar. Smock, funny, cheery. And then I'm home and I'm like, fuck this shit. That's what podcasts are for. And, and, and Jamie Lynn, when did you know that
Starting point is 00:28:30 what happened, how was it for you? Is it the same? Does it start with like tingling in the toes or? Yeah. That was actually pretty similar for me. When I was 19, I had something similar, like weird numbness in my toes. And then it was rising over a couple of days.
Starting point is 00:28:43 And it was actually right before we were starting the third season and I ended up in the emergency room and then the ICU for 14 days. Nobody could figure out what I had. They had ruled out MS at the time because there was no findings on MRIs or whatever. And I got diagnosed with Lyme's disease actually, initially. And they had had me in a bunch of steroids and antibiotics and in hindsight, I think the steroids
Starting point is 00:29:08 is what like picked me up out of it. But a year and a half after that, started to get that numbness again and went to the, I was in the middle of the fourth season and I started to feel the numbness. I thought I was just gonna kind of ask for more antibiotics and they redid testing and diagnosed me with MS. So it was shocking and not at all
Starting point is 00:29:29 what I was expecting to hear. And to hear it, I mean, at that age, you've gotta just be, I don't know, felt like you got hit by a meteor. Like you're standing in a cornfield and a meteor hit you. Like it doesn't make any- Yeah, it's weird. I can remember sitting in the cornfield and a meteor hit you. Like it's, it doesn't make any- Yeah, it's weird. I can like, I can remember sitting in the hospital room
Starting point is 00:29:48 and my parents were there and I had two friends too and the doctor was talking. After he said it became kind of like, like in a movie where all of the talking just starts sounding like muffled and like the room kind of gets dizzy. And I just kind of blocked it out. We went home, I spoke to my family about it.
Starting point is 00:30:04 I went to a doctor's appointment for like a checkup for the show, like you have to get like a sign off that you're healthy. And I told him and he told me I wouldn't repeat that again. And so that's what I did. I just kept it quiet. I didn't know that part. Yeah, I mean, he was trying to protect me
Starting point is 00:30:25 and I understood, you know, but- It's a hard one to hold in though, babe. Especially when you are the best at teaching me to advocate for myself and to have boundaries on set and to say, hey, this is what I need. You gave me that power and for you to have to go every day and take that inside. Pretend this isn't even happening.
Starting point is 00:30:44 No, I can't even. And feel like you can't talk about it. It makes me wanna, hmm, sad. Well, it's interesting because we have all these fears. There's a terror. It's not just in our culture, it's in many cultures. But particularly we have a terror of people who maybe we've idolized or put up on a pedestal in any way, being sick.
Starting point is 00:31:09 The same way we do, there's this whole attitude about people getting older. And that's something where people are constantly feeling that they need to scrub how old they are or do things or go through ridiculous procedures to make sure that nobody thinks that they're the age they are. It's another kind of, let's just pretend
Starting point is 00:31:33 that this doesn't happen to people. And I've taken the very bold move of having no work done. And I think- So brave. So brave. You're so brave. Thank you. Well, I think of the three of us, I'm the brave one. You brave. So brave. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:31:45 You're so brave. Well, I think of the three of us, I'm the brave one. You are. Okay. And in a way... You're the hero. You're the hero, Conan. Maybe the one who's been through the most.
Starting point is 00:31:53 Ooh. I mean, maybe I'm going on a limb here and I'm told I don't have the best sense of the room. Yeah. But I'm just letting it go. As a 44-year-old man, I'm just letting it go. As a 44 year old man, I'm just letting it happen. 44. No one is fact checking this.
Starting point is 00:32:10 No, there's no internet. Never was and never will be. So how did you, you guys started talking together. And at one point, because it's such, you know, there's a lot of new technology and new kind of types of broadcasting and reaching out to people that can feel invasive and lame. But I do think that podcasting is particularly well suited
Starting point is 00:32:36 to what the two of you were talking about, because it's so intimate and people can really hear what both of you are going through. It's a great thing that this medium exists right now for what you're doing and for the message that you're trying to get out. And not even that it's a message,
Starting point is 00:32:53 it's conversations that both of you are having that feel very confessional and that feel like there's no topic you're not working through, okay, we're gonna get to this, then we're gonna get to, okay, we're gonna get to this, then we're gonna get to this, then we're gonna get to this. It very much feels like you two are hanging out and there are good days and bad days.
Starting point is 00:33:14 Yeah, I was gonna say, well, we never really have a plan. I mean, obviously when we have a guest, most of the time there's someone that we know quite well. So that's easy to just talk with them. We don't have a list of questions really. I mean, you know, there's, if we start to go off the rails, our producer will text like, hey, let's... She starts texting us. She starts texting and going like,
Starting point is 00:33:34 bring it back to something, to like a subject. But I was gonna say that with the podcast, it wasn't like Jamie and I were like, how can we go around talking about this? I mean, it was, I was actually getting my infusion for my MS and Jenna Fisher from the office, who's a good friend of mine, she came to hang with me for the six hours that it takes. And she's like, and she knows my humor and the way I talk.
Starting point is 00:33:55 She's like, you've got to do a podcast, man. And then it was, it was like, after that, Jamie and I started talking. I was like, oh my God, this is like, lives and I feel so much better every time I'm talking. Sorry about that, that's my phone telling me to put my feet in the hot bath with that some salts. Your phone tells you to do that? Yeah, well, it does. It knows that I'm in pain and I need to do it.
Starting point is 00:34:19 I have an alarm, I have an alarm for 1.30. This is gonna lead into a- What is your phone telling you to do? No key. Yeah. I don't even know what- I have an alarm for 1.30. This is gonna lead into an ad for Nokia. What is your phone telling you to do? Yeah. Yeah. I don't even know what. My phone tells me to stop going on that site.
Starting point is 00:34:30 It's creepy. I'm like, what's creepy about it? That's the thing with, it really came from our conversations. We always wanted to be honest and raw and real and not have a plan because sometimes the best plan is to have no plan. And then other times I'm just, I'm told to be honest and raw and real and not have a plan because sometimes the best plan is to have no plan.
Starting point is 00:34:46 And then other times I'm just, I'm told to be quiet and to stop talking so much by our producer. Yep. Not by me. But also too, you know, MS looks different for everybody. It affects everybody differently, whether it's day to day or just, you know, body to body. And I think it's about, you know, giving yourself the grace and the space to day or just body to body. And I think it's about giving yourself the grace
Starting point is 00:35:06 and the space to express what you need to feel in the ups and downs of it. And also to, you know, not a lot of people know a lot about MS, so to also educate, but in general, I think, and we have learned that the more specific you get with your vulnerability, the more universal it becomes for other people. So, you know, we get to hear from a lot of other people that listen to us that don't
Starting point is 00:35:32 just have MS, that, you know, hear what we're going through and hear what we're trying to push through and accept and all those things through their own filter and how they sort of apply it to their lives. And so, you know, over the past year, it's really been an exercise in Christina and I getting to know each other and sharing a lot about our lives. And I feel like now it's not fully transitioned, but we've opened ourselves up now to having a lot of people really try to help us, help us individually and where we're at. And, you know, it's, we're still here and we have children and dreams and lives and friends and people that we care about. And we're trying to figure out how to, you know,
Starting point is 00:36:14 make it the best we can. It's also, and that's important to point out, it's not, I think one of the reasons it's such a great idea is that it's not, hey, if you've got MS, you should check out Messi. That's not at all what it's about. Sure, if you do, then yes,
Starting point is 00:36:33 but it really is about people struggling and actually people that you know, people that, I mean, for both of you, there are a lot of people that grew up watching you and have an emotional connection with you. And that's something that's very powerful. That gives you this gift of, oh, they know you. They know you and you are part of their lives.
Starting point is 00:36:55 You're part of a part of their life that they're only gonna be that old once and you were a big part of their life then. And so now they're getting the gift of perspective of whatever that means. Everyone has stuff in their life, but I'm constantly, you know, we just had these fires out here in LA. And, you know, so I'm living in a hotel
Starting point is 00:37:19 and people will say to me, oh, I'm so sorry. And I cut them off and I'm like, I'm living in a hotel. I know a lot of people who lost their homes. Like I, so I don't have, I have been inconvenienced, but it's stupid. I feel stupid when anyone says anything to me, cause I know many people who work here, two people that work here lost their homes.
Starting point is 00:37:43 And a lot of my writer friends on the Sim work here lost their homes and a lot of my writer friends on The Simpsons lost their homes and a lot of people in and around my neighborhood lost their home. And so I did not, I'm in a hotel. And so my complaint is they don't make the smoothie quite the way I like it. It's not the way I would do it if I was at home What's wrong with the world? Why does God hate me?
Starting point is 00:38:15 You need to come on messy and talk about it First of all before we go any further before BB. Yeah Ladies, I'm here to talk about, there's this guy at this high end hotel, Beverly Hills, who, but no, I think that perspective is not something you get and then you have. Like someone gives you a gold pocket watch and you have it in your pocket the rest of your life.
Starting point is 00:38:40 I always think it's like stomach crunches or any kind of, you just, you know, unfortunately, you've got to keep doing it or stretching or, you know, any of the rehab or anything of the exercises that you need to do or self-care you need to do, you have to keep at it. I think that's way about perspective. We just have to keep at it because, yes, I am this, but these other people are going through that.
Starting point is 00:39:05 And it's always the yin and the yang. It's always gonna be that. And so I think the fact that the two of you are sharing this and, you know, Christina, when you were saying earlier, oh, I'm sorry, I'm getting weepy, I'm having a bad day. The whole point is to tell us that and to let it happen. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:24 I mean, we've covered so many topics too. I mean, it's not like if we just sat there and talked about MS all day, we'd be like, weren't we? Or probably not, I'd just be crying the whole time. We've had episodes about eating disorders and bitches. You know, like just. Well, wait a minute, let's talk about bitches for a second.
Starting point is 00:39:41 Let me, now you've got my, I mean. Go for it, Christina. I was really liking this, but now it's another level. She knows that I get pissed off when I lay back when we're recording and I go like this. My fire, my anger inside of myself talking about bitches, just people who are just bitches. I don't know, just bitches.
Starting point is 00:40:01 Just awful humans. Bitches is all genders, right? It's everybody. Of course, yeah. But, you know, it includes me is what you're saying. You know? You're my biggest bitch ever. I knew I'd make it.
Starting point is 00:40:18 You are my favorite bitch. I made it to the top. I haven't even told Jamie, because Jamie and I are probably gonna record next week, cause you know, whatever. And I have so much to tell you about some bitches. I can't wait. Mama got vicious in the text messages.
Starting point is 00:40:36 Do you drop names? You don't drop names. I don't, no, no, no. I think we should. I mean, why not? Well, you know what we have had though, is a lot of like past co-stars. Like we had Ed O'Neill, we had Edie Falco,
Starting point is 00:40:50 and it was really interesting and wonderful to like have these conversations with people that knew us when we were kids, you know, in our like formative years and really get their perspective of us. And for also to like have a conversation like with Edie where she forever felt like a mother figure to me because of the way we met. But now to have a conversation as two women, you know, and peers in a way, it's been really beautiful to be able to like have these
Starting point is 00:41:22 deep personal conversations on the podcast with people that are important to us that also people like relate to us, but to get to see a different side of it. Yes. It's interesting to me too, you know, from my lens of, you know, Christina, those times that you would come on
Starting point is 00:41:39 or Jamie Lynn, the times you would come on, I would see you in this very, I love that format, but it was, bam, bam, bam, you know, you know, from the soprano, you know, you know, from Mary, from children, you know, Christina, she went to see, boom, hey, what's going on? And it's this, it's-
Starting point is 00:41:59 I could listen to you do that all day. I know. I know, we do. I know, I know, but I swear to God, it was 30 years of my life and it's in my head where I'll be that, I'll dig. I know. I know, we do. I know, I know, but I swear to God, it was 30 years of my life and it's in my head where I'll be brushing my teeth and I'll be like, ba-dum-bum-bum-da-da-da, all right, we're back. I'm using Crest toothpaste because it gets it white, but I guess it's still a conversation
Starting point is 00:42:18 and I was still getting to know you and you were these, much younger than me and now I'm checking in on you in this very different way and it's nice. It feels really nice to speak to both of you and I'm sorry that you got, both of you got hit with this sack of shit, because that's what it is. For no reason, I'm really sorry about that, and it's-
Starting point is 00:42:46 I pooped myself yesterday, so that goes on brand with what we're talking about. Me too, I'm just saying. It's a sin. But I'm saying, it's very nice. I'm grateful for this medium that allows us to talk this way and check in, and people, a lot of people can hear it and hear how you're doing and hear about your podcast,
Starting point is 00:43:08 which, and it's just, I'm very grateful that we get to do this, you know? Me too. Thank you. I've been, this, my favorite moments, honestly Conan, when I would come on there for like the 30th time or whatever, was when we'd go to commercial and you and I would just talk. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:27 It was like the best thing ever. The show was over, you know, the like pre-interview, we did our bits, I did my stories, and you and I would just sit and talk during that two and two Chuck Boulary. Yeah. And I remember in the commercial break, you know, trying to do that with Jamie Lynn and she said, this interview's over. Yeah, usually. That's so Jamie.
Starting point is 00:43:48 She said, this interview's over, and then she said, my people, and seven people came and took her away. And one of them hid. That's exactly what would happen. That is not what happened. I was actually gonna say, I've just never felt very good
Starting point is 00:44:01 at that side of this business. It's just always felt like, I don't know. It would bring out insecurities and things in me that weren't great. However, doing your show, and I mean this with every part of me, there was never an ounce of nerves. You may be the first time, because I was such a fan, but it was just, you always brought ease and enjoyment.
Starting point is 00:44:27 I would leave on a high and so happy, like I just had the best 20 minutes of my life. So thank you. You would get 20 minutes, I get like eight to 12. No, you would get... I was counting commercially. Christina would get like five at the most. Well, that's why she kept coming back.
Starting point is 00:44:47 I knew if I was cruel to you, Christina, you'd keep coming back and you did. Of course, yes. Well, I did. That's why I got that cleaning closet. But I was gonna say, what was so awesome is that you listened. And we sometimes wouldn't even get to the questions, man,
Starting point is 00:45:04 because you were like one of the only ones who listened, who didn't have like a vacant look on their face waiting for the next, like get to the part that you're supposed to say and let's get to the next question. You would listen. And so you and I would just, did feel like real and loose and it wasn't a show.
Starting point is 00:45:19 I love you. You know that I've always absolutely adored you. Well, I am, I mean, I was coming in today, I knew I'd be talking to both of you and I was thinking, I really want to check in with them because I care about these people and I'm invested in them because I have this avuncular, well, I knew them when they were these young ladies that used to come by and I would make a cookie for them
Starting point is 00:45:46 and talk to them and I want to see how they're doing. And I'm so, again, I'd do anything in the world if I could change this reality for both of you. And I can't, but anything I can do to raise awareness, to do anything, I mean, my father was a scientist who devoted his life to trying to find ways to make people better. And my hope is that science will find ways and anything we can do.
Starting point is 00:46:18 I mean, anything I can do to help both of you. And I'd also like to come on your podcast, you know? We would love it. Seriously? But here's what's this- Well, I didn't think Conan was gonna make me cry today. But here's the thing, I wanna talk about my fee. Oh.
Starting point is 00:46:35 It's $100,000. And it's gotta be in a, it's cash in a suitcase or I fucking walk. That's more than I've even made doing the podcast. Well, listen sister. Okay, it's time for me to get tough with you too. All right? Okay. I'm not gonna soften up because of this whole MS thing.
Starting point is 00:46:54 I get top dollar. You're the next bitch they're gonna talk about? Yeah. This bitch wants $100,000 to come on the... No, David is right here, and David's the one that does the schedule. He's in charge of my life, but I would love to come on and talk to you on your podcast.
Starting point is 00:47:13 Oh, thank you. And do, you know, I consider us friends, and I would like to help. So let me know what I can do. And I'm just saying that because this is- Thank you so much. Once this is over, I can do. And I'm just saying that because once this is over, I'm not gonna do anything, you know that. Of course, but this is the image you need to put on.
Starting point is 00:47:31 Right, so it's been recorded. This is what's called performative. This is me, is the paparazzi here, and they get a picture of me going to the hospital to visit the people. And then I go out the back and I shop for a Rolex. There you go. Yeah, so-
Starting point is 00:47:48 Real Hollywood secrets here. I like it. No, I really wanna come do yours. And really, I really wanna get into the bitches thing. So- Oh yeah. Yeah, maybe we should save the bitch conversation for when Conan comes on.
Starting point is 00:48:03 Yeah. That's so bad. You guys, it's so bad. It's almost like this particular thing to happen this week is like, I don't even know if I can even talk about it. Well, I've got my own bitches to talk about, two of whom are in this room. Okay, you can talk about your bitches.
Starting point is 00:48:16 Yeah, I'm looking at one of them right now, Eduardo. Eduardo? Catching strays over here. Hey, that's not a stray. That is, you know what you did and you're gonna pay for it. Fuck with my microphone. I love you both. And I haven't even said that.
Starting point is 00:48:34 I never said that to my parents, so I should say it to you. That's not true, I'm kidding. Wait a minute, hold on, checking. Nope, 1977. The summer Elvis died, I told them. I'm in your corner and let me know what I can do and I will see you on your podcast. We'll talk about bitches.
Starting point is 00:48:52 Yes, you will. And I'm thinking about you both and sending you whatever crazy Irish Catholic energy is within me, half of which is malevolent, I'm sure. But. I'll take it. You know what you can send me? Cause I ask all my very, very, very wealthy friends,
Starting point is 00:49:11 $6 million. Okay. Just like not alone. Jesus, I made that today. I mean. Okay, just six million. Six million. I know it sounds weird.
Starting point is 00:49:19 No, I just closed. I asked Ed O'Neill for six million. I ask him every time I talk to him. I just bought and closed an orphanage and I got six million. Okay, there we go. So, and then I have a lot of investments with defense contractors who make claim war mines.
Starting point is 00:49:31 Those are the mines that really, so yes. Ladies, just have a, Christina, I hope your day gets better. And it is really lovely to talk to both of you and weird thing to say, because I'm not your uncle, but I'm really talk to both of you and weird thing to say, cause I'm not your uncle, but I'm really proud of both of you. Extremely proud of you. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:49:51 I'm your comedy uncle, your weird comedy uncle. And- Nothing better. We're getting creepier. Only kind of uncles we want. Okay, yeah. The weird comedy uncle with the red wig. And be well.
Starting point is 00:50:02 And thank you so much for being here today and sharing with me. I really appreciate it. I love you. Thank you for having us. All right, bye. Bye. ["Summer's Day"] Okay, I have something very tangentially Oscars related,
Starting point is 00:50:24 which I don't think I've said on my count, how great a job you did. Oh, thank you very much. Thank you. I enjoyed myself thoroughly. I had a really good time. The Oscars are big in our family. It's like the Superbowl and my wife sat down with my daughter
Starting point is 00:50:35 to do a little arts and crafts. And they decided that they would try to predict what all of the famous people would be wearing at the Oscars. Interesting. Okay. And so I just want to show you. Cause your daughter is quite young. Interesting. Okay, and so I just wanna show you. Cause your daughter is quite young.
Starting point is 00:50:47 She's three and a half. Three and a half, okay. And so is my wife. Yeah. All right. And this is what my wife did for Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande, okay, I just wanna show this. And so, wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:50:59 That's pretty close. They were wearing very architectural dresses. Look at this. That's insane. Nappy nappy. And so now I'm living with a woman who is convinced she's psychic. And I don't believe in that kind of stuff, but now I have to say, I don't know what's real anymore.
Starting point is 00:51:12 Wait a minute, wait a minute. Yeah. The fact that your wife did that prior to the Oscars and seeing what they were gonna wear. Prior, a few days before. Okay, I'm gonna say this. That is eerie, that is eerily close, unless is she someone who pays attention
Starting point is 00:51:25 to how they normally do? No, not at all. She had no idea. She just took a guess. I think she was going kind of off their wicked characters a little bit, but isn't this incredible? Is it mean if I say she draws like a 10 year old too? Yes, yes.
Starting point is 00:51:37 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It certainly is. I thought those were pretty good. You do? Well, wait till you see how my daughter draws. Oh, I thought those were your daughters. I mean, no offense to Amanda. No, no, but also, you were up close
Starting point is 00:51:50 because I got you some seats. I hooked you up. Yeah, you hooked me up. And you could see Ariana Grande trying to sit in that dress. Yes. And she had to, it was not easy. She had to, I think, sit on the edge of the seat.
Starting point is 00:52:05 Either of those. She couldn't recline. No, those are not sitting dresses. No, these ain't sitting dresses. Okay, anyway, we'll stay on topic. Well, that's it for that, but this came up earlier about Ray Fiennes. This is my daughter's prediction
Starting point is 00:52:18 of what Ray Fiennes would be wearing. Again, spot on. She says that's his little hat. Okay. But then this is where it gets pretty interesting. This is Zoe Saldana. Oh. Okay.
Starting point is 00:52:30 Okay. And my favorite here, Adrienne Brody, and she pointed out what all the pieces are here. Oh. Little bow. Yeah. Hair. Bum bum. That's his butt and a toot coming out.
Starting point is 00:52:44 Oh, a fart. He poopies in potty and he does go pee pee. Is it his pee pee or he's pee peeing? I think he's, you know, I'm not sure. I'll have to get back to you on that. Can I say? I'd like to clarify. Can I say I was backstage when all that was going down
Starting point is 00:53:00 with Adrian Brody and all of that happened. Yeah. This is accurate. Bum bum and toot coming out. We were hosing that place down. He was pooping in the that happened. Yeah. This is accurate. Yeah, we were hosing that place down. He was pooping in the potty and he had the pee pee. We all heard it the first time. We're good. We don't need your recital of the facts.
Starting point is 00:53:16 Oh, by the way, if you wanna see these, just go to at Team Coco podcasts on Instagram. So I think that's a pretty, that's pretty impressive. This is crazy, right? I think that's crazy that your wife was able to do that. Look at that. We should do this. We should predict what people are gonna wear and stuff.
Starting point is 00:53:32 We do it here around for certain guests. Oh, that's right. We do do that. We should talk about this. Eduardo, please speak your truth. I'm not involved in this. It's kind of like an office pool that happens for certain guests.
Starting point is 00:53:43 Okay. I'd say the AAA listers where the office around here It's more like an office pool that happens for certain guests. Okay. I'd say the AAA listers, where the office around here starts to guess and wonder what they're going to come in dressed like. Yeah, to my recollection, it was Goldie Hawn, Jane Fonda, and Al Pacino. That's right. Yeah. So there's guesses.
Starting point is 00:53:59 So we already kind of- Now, how close did you come? I'm not good at this game, but there's other people within the office that are. So those aren't the only three AAA listeners. No, no, they were just three. Those were the only ones that I did. Nobody got Goldie Hawn because she came in in like a body glove wetsuit
Starting point is 00:54:15 or something like that, remember? She had like a- Was it a wetsuit? No, it wasn't a wetsuit, but it was like a sport tank top or something. It was very beachy. Well, to be fair to her, she came right from deep diving for pearls without a tank.
Starting point is 00:54:31 So, I mean, she came right from that and brought us all fresh pearls. Yeah, it was pretty, she was amazing by the way. If you have not listened to her interview, check it out. Because I loved talking to her. She's incredible. And her memory of things that happened to her when she first moved to New York in the 60s
Starting point is 00:54:55 and she didn't have a place to live yet. It was, and she talked all about all of it as if it happened yesterday. I know. The imagery and everything was incredible. I love her so much. Anyway. Yeah, we do that. We talk about, I mean as if it happened yesterday. I know. The imagery and everything was incredible. I love her so much. Anyway. But yeah, we do that.
Starting point is 00:55:07 We talk about, I mean, Ruthie's the one who's kind of spearheading it and she goes around and makes a list of what people are gonna dress up. Do people ever guess what I'm gonna be wearing when I come in? No one ever talks about you. Mm-mm, that's weird. You just never come up.
Starting point is 00:55:21 I guess it's because I'm so ubiquitous. I think they forget that you do this podcast sometimes. Also, I tend to wear the same thing a lot. You do. I have kind of a uniform. You're like Steve Jobs. Yeah, in my ability to lead the world of tech. No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:55:39 I meant like just like wearing the same stuff a lot. Oh, I thought you meant the other way in which I- This works. Yeah. Sometimes we get what movie you come in a lot. Oh, I thought you meant the other way in which I. This works. Yeah. Sometimes we get the hoodie with the blazer. The hoodie with the blazer. Come in.
Starting point is 00:55:48 Yes. Oh. That's true. I mean, cartoonishly hyperactive versus what? Scale of one through 10 maybe, like how. How high out the novel be turned up? Yeah, how bitty you might be. Bitty.
Starting point is 00:56:02 Where are we today? I think today's like a, you know, I find a tendency that when we haven't recorded in a while, Yes. there's like this freshness and there's like a layer. Pint up bits. Yeah, but also like, also just friendlier. That's true.
Starting point is 00:56:16 Like he's happy to see everyone. I'm worried about next week cause we have four sessions on the book. And by Friday, he's just going to be beating us. What, well, I don't physically, yes, I do physically beat you. I'm sorry, and that's probably wrong. I shouldn't admit to that on Mike,
Starting point is 00:56:31 but yes, it is true. I was away from you guys. I've been up in Seattle, visiting my in-laws with my wife and love Seattle, shout out to Seattle and shout out to Pam and Jake Powell. Seattle. Seattle. Powell's. Powell's shout out to Pam and Jake Powell. Seattle. Seattle. Powell's.
Starting point is 00:56:47 Powell's. You were in your Seahawks camp. Starboard. Oh, that's the Mariners, yeah. And anyway. Yeah, Microsoft. It doesn't work the same way. Boeing.
Starting point is 00:57:00 Boeing. Needles, space or otherwise. Amazon. Oops. Anyway. Powell. Yeah, space or otherwise. Amazon. Oops. Anyway. Go, Walt. Yeah, had a wonderful time with the Piles, as I always do, and I really love Seattle. But what happened after being away for like eight days
Starting point is 00:57:15 is I do miss you guys. And I do miss this total assery that we engage in. I don't know what else to call it. That's accurate. Foolishness. So I come in and I'm doing, it's bits right away. Bits right away. Then when we do a bunch of shows in a row towards the end,
Starting point is 00:57:35 I feel like one of those, you know, jackpot machines with just the tips and pulling on the handle again and again and again and again, there's no coins left. And then I want everyone to fuck off. There he is. There he is. All right. We wrapping it up.
Starting point is 00:57:52 Yeah. This was just a segment. So there's no, I just looked down on my introducing. I don't know how this podcast works. No, you don't. You want me doing it for five years? You don't. You know what, can I talk about something
Starting point is 00:58:02 that you don't know how it works that would help me in editing is every time I watch a podcast, I'm like, oh? I don't know how this podcast works. No, you don't. You won't be doing it for five years. You don't, no. You know what, can I talk about something that you don't know how it works that would help me in editing? Is every time when you do the intro and you say, these are my guests,
Starting point is 00:58:13 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and then you say their name is the last thing you say, I really need to pause there because there's a musical break between that and I always have to find a strange. Okay, that helps me. That's constructive criticism. That's right. No, it's nothing you're doing wrong. You didn't know, but I just didn a strange... Okay, that helps me. Yeah. That's constructive criticism. That's right. No, it's nothing you're doing wrong.
Starting point is 00:58:27 You didn't know, but I just didn't want to try to explain that to you, but I don't know. It's been five years and you've never, ever, ever thought to maybe just suggest to me, you're that afraid of me. And that's on me. Okay. Yeah. Well, I wish I had a guest that I could introduce right now, because I'm going to tell you how I'm going to do it in the future. Okay. Yeah. Well, I wish I had a guest that I could introduce right now because I'm gonna tell you how I'm gonna do it in the future.
Starting point is 00:58:47 Okay. Do you wanna just try it again with their names one more time? Sure. With Christina. Even though it's the end of the episode. And Jamie Lynn. Sure. My guest today hosts the podcast Messy,
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