Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend - Conan O’Brien Must Go Fan Compilation

Episode Date: April 19, 2024

Conan presents a special compilation of the first time he met his International fans on the podcast who ended up being a big part of the his new travel show Conan O’Brien Must Go. Check out Conan O���Brien Must Go available now on Max.

Hey, if you're a regular listener to this podcast, you undoubtedly know that my Max Travel Show premiered yesterday. And the premise of the show is I visit international fans in their country that I first met while doing the podcast. So I travel to their country and surprise them. So anyway, this is a compilation we're going to play now of those people who ended up being a big part of the show. And this is the first time we meet on the podcast. All of these full-length episodes are available in the podcast feed. So if you missed them the first time you want to revisit, go to it.

Enjoy. Hey, Colin. My name is Zell La and I'm from Bergen, Norway. Let me say this correctly. And first of all, nice to meet you, Jarle. Yeah, that's pretty good, yeah. Tell us a little bit about yourself. You seem like a nice, cool chap.

I make Norwegian pop, like funk music with my cousin. Wait, do you have a group? Yeah, we have a group called Edda. Can you rap in Norwegian for me? Okay, check it. Check it. Because I say good morning, it's time to put away the work.

Ten days where it's out of the dry, it's not so much that people are not awake. Wow, I like that. You should try it. Yes. Rude, rude, I don't want to say it. Sok Norwegian pop charts. Is that a possibility? That is an above 0% possibility. I cannot say that it's over 1%, but it's definitely like mid-zeros.

Listen, okay. Mid-zeros! Jarla, it was really nice talking to you. Let me know if you guys are over here. Kai, tell me a little bit about yourself. Who are you? I am just the run-of-the-old male fish farmer from Norway. You like going out on the sea and working with these fish.

It's amazing. We're just two, like, we're colleagues, but basically we're really good friends. Going out on a boat, doing our thing. Well, you mentioned that you go out in the sea with someone else. Who is this? His name is like in the region.

His name is pronounced Gardseemann. His name is Gardseemann? Yeah, that's, yeah, it's Gardseemann. Do you ever get irritated with him? Every day, every day. What does Gardseemann do that gets on your nerves? What doesn't he do that gets on your nerves? What does it do that gets on my nerves? It just exists.

Hey Conan, I'm Anna and I'm calling from Thailand. So tell us a little bit about yourself. Where do you live? I live in Bangkok, the capital city. And right now I'm living with my mom. How's that going? It can be quite hard when I'm working from home and I have to be on Zoom,

and my mom will always yell outside. What kind of things does she yell at you? Anna! Do you want dinner? If I could talk to her, maybe I could explain to her that it's very important that Anna do her work and you've got to stop yelling. Why do you think she would listen to you? Nice to see you, Whitney. Tell me a little bit about yourself. Why do you think she would listen to you? Nice to see you, Whitney.

Tell me a little bit about yourself. What do you do for fun? I climb. I do indoor rock climbing. Have you tried? No. The idea of going to a gym and doing rock climbing really frightens me.

No, it's really fun. You should try. Whitney, do you really think I'd be a good rock climber, honestly? No. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Tell me a little bit about yourself, Sebastian. I'm an artist, a painter, illustrator. And these are some of my paintings. Oh my God, you're really good. Those are terrific.

I'm curious, would you ever paint me? Oh yeah, you are very handsome. Thank you. And what have you noticed about me that stands out in a portrait? You have a chin, like a tomato soup chin, you know? Wait, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. I have a tomato soup can chin?

The gumball, the gumball soup. I don't care what type of soup it is. Hello, Conan, this is Matias, and I'm calling from Argentina. Tell us a little bit about yourself, Matias. I've just started the 11th season of our radio program. Tell us about your radio show. That's exciting. It's been going on 11 seasons.

Well, the problem is that nobody listens to us, but otherwise it's going great. When you say nobody listens, give me an actual figure of how many people listen to their radio show. About four, maybe three people. Oh, Jesus Christ. Here's what I can promise you, Matias, is that you currently have four listeners that

you're related to. I can improve your listenership. My name's Cami. I'm calling from Buenos Aires, Argentina. Hey, Cami, I'm told you need dating advice. Are you dating? I date men. Only men, only older.

How much older than you do these men have to be? Oh, as much as they can and it's not creepy. What's creepy? Does 60 seem creepy to you? A bit, yes. Okay. You're exactly 60. I'm exactly 60.

When you meet a guy, do you tell him you're a fan of mine? I don't want to hurt your feelings, but might not even know who you are. Lies! Lies! They don't know Conan O'Brien. They don't know the love of my life, Larry David. The love of your life.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. He's 76. Yeah, but he's Larry David. The love of your life. Wait a minute, wait a minute. He's 76. Yeah, but he's Larry David, dude. Oh, oh, oh. So Conan O'Brien's a creep, because he just turned 60. And you see Larry David as a potential lover? Conan. Mohamed, how are you?

I'm good, I'm good. Where are you right now? So right now, I'm in my family home in Dublin, in Ireland. My family came here about 25 years ago from Pakistan. So I was born here, grew up here, raised in Dublin. And for the past three, four years now, I've been going to university in Bulgaria. Wait a minute, let me just get a piece of this together. Your name's Mohammed.

Yes. You grew up in Ireland. Yes. And you're going to the University of Bulgaria. Yes. Am a fourth going to the University of Bulgaria. Yes, I'm a fourth year medical student out there. What do you think you want to do in medicine? Something surgery-wise I think would interest me quite a lot.

Okay, well my wish, and I know this is a very strange thing to say, is that one day you perform surgery on me. That would be an honour. That would actually be pretty incredible. That's weird.