Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend - Conan vs. Edibles Part III

Episode Date: July 2, 2026

Conan faces the difficult task of selecting an experience from Sona’s massive gift box of edible treats.   Wanna get a chance to talk to Conan? Submit here: teamcoco.com/apply Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/conan. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Conan O'Brien needs a fan. Want to talk to Conan? Visit teamco.com slash call Conan. Okay, let's get started. Hello and welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a friend. Gang, good to see you. Normally we do a fan episode in this slot, but not the case today.

This is a follow-up episode. This is part three of the Gummies saga. Yes. Now, this all began a while ago. when we were talking about gummies and one thing led to another and Sonia you got me some gummies and someone correct me if I'm wrong

but this company Camino that's where you got the gummies you gave me some. You guys were asking me would you try some? I've been very hesitant. I've done small bites of the sleep one which seems to be good.

Okay. That's fine. I've done very little of it and I'm a big guy so I'm probably not doing nearly enough. They sent some other ones which I haven't really experienced with, to be honest with you, because my mind is a very strange place anyway.

Yeah. And I've never been anxious to enhance that in any way. But something arrived today, so. Oh, I sure did. Oh, yes, it did. So my whole point for bringing this up was so that they would send us some free stuff. This has been your ploy since the beginning. That's all I wanted.

Yeah. I mean, to be honest, I don't care if you do it. But I just. I was going to say, you see. really concerned about me. No, yeah, not at all. You don't care. I really, I mentioned the brand, and then they messaged me on Instagram, which I missed.

And thanks to David Hopping, he's like, I think they message you. You have to check it. And then they said they wanted to send us stuff. My new best friend, Melissa, came by from Camino and gave. She came by personally? She came by personally. To your house or? No, no, here.

Oh. Yeah, they were in the office. Who's Melissa? Melissa, she works in marketing at Camino. Thanks Melissa. I do. I do. And then they sent over.

Oh, my God. This massive. With the Yeti cooler? Melissa. Wait, hey, wait a minute. What if there's just like a spleen in there? It does look like there's a major organ in there. Yes.

Oh, my God. It is a gigantic, like, cooler that they sent. And you think of maybe there's a few. There's like, there's so many in here. And I can't tell you how, just what, dump them out? In the middle. Yeah, right here. I just, hold on.

Everyone comes down. This is why Sona got, oh, my God. This is like Scrooge McDuck with all his gold coins, but just some hothead. It has, this is incredible. What a hall. It's unbelievable. The hall is unbelievable. They sent the mints I love.

They sent all the things. You don't know that's a microphone. Okay. That's a microphone and you are shouting into it. I'm just, I think that I'm not the only one who's excited. You should have seen it. Yeti zipper lubricant. What?

I have one of these coolers. It does come with that. You idiot. Just take the lubricant for the zipper. I just took a bite out of the Yeti. I just take a bite out of the zipper lubricant. That'll get you so high. Hey, I have a question.

Can we, oh, the hell? This came in a, this came two. Oh, my God. Look at this. There is personalized? Yes. They sent a personalized one for me, which I should hold up, I guess. It's social.

What's social mean? That's the name of them. All of them have like different purposes. So there's like sleep and energy. What would social do? Social doesn't like make you zone out so that you could go to like a social event. This is what Melissa told me. And then you can actually have conversations of people.

You just feel good. You don't get paranoid? No. And then there's a note from me. Christy, who is the co-founder and president. And this, I mean, we're at the very top. It's just such an, I mean, and everybody at the office is really excited about this. Yeah.

You want here to take that one? You know what's nice? They have a sense of humor. They did send me this Conan's guide to his first edible. Did you see this? What? Yeah. It looks like a little religious pamphlet.

Yeah. It's like, you know. So you want to masturbate. Well, and then That's a booklet that I got at the library. That tin has your face on it. They actually put your face on it. Look at the tin has my face on it.

This is the same face they used on the booklet So You Want to masturbate. To deter you from masturbating. Yeah. This one is social. So social would do what for me? It would help me. Well, I think she.

Should I try one? Yeah. Yeah. No. Oh. No. It says this is, it's half, it's, it's, it's, Two milligrams.

Yeah, it's very, very, you're not going to feel anything. It's just the most amount of edibles I've ever seen. This is incredible haul. Sona, how much of this are you going to keep yourself and how much are you going to share? Be honest. I'm going to keep all of it. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

I'm kidding. I'm going to share it. Everybody's really excited. Okay. You're going to share this with everyone. I do want to stress. This is not an ad. Right.

We're not getting paid anything. This happened organically. You are a terrible person. and Sona. And you went out of your way to mention this, this, this, this gummy, and got some. And then I started talking about it and now we're flooded with gummies. I still don't know what my personal journey is going to be. Okay.

I know I'm acting like it's a big deal, but I don't know. I want to be responsible. And I'm an old square. Let's face it. But I'm, I do thank Camino for being so generous. And I know that everyone on our staff is going to. be flying high. I'm taking one of each.

Are you really? Yeah. You know. Now, what's going to happen at your house? Will your wife, will you take a journey together? Is that what's going to happen? She's a little bit more. She's just, oh my God.

You got to be in a safe. You're acting like they're going to do like ayahuasca. It's not like peyote. It's not like a fishing quest. You know what I love. You know what I love. In my mind, it is like ayahuasca. And I see like, hey, it's time for some pineapple,

Habaniero journey we're going to take and that you're going to see a Native American chief and he's going to lead you down a volcano and you're going to ride a dragon in my mind I know I'm old school I'm an old...

That's not even old school though It's just wrong. Wait, did you like watch Reefer Madness once and you were like, oh, I can never do that. Look, a lot of this comes from my culture. A lot of it comes from, you know, my parents the way I grew up. He watched Reefer Madness.

They're being a little lenient. Yeah. I still, I have a couple of times when I really felt like taking a walk on the wild side. I have, I have walked a Coke. Yeah, no, I've wandered around some pretty dicey neighborhood and said, Rifa, Rifa, anyone? Rifa. Did your parents, like, have, like, a conversation with you about it?

No. Okay. Wait, my parents and I never spoke. There was a lot of kids. I think once they saw me in the hall and they were like, you know, how you doing there, bud? You never got a sex or drug talk at all. Of course not. Not even.

No, wow. Sex. Forget that. No one's talked about it. I haven't talked about it with my brothers. I don't think any of us have had sex. I don't know how these kids showed up. I didn't, I'm older, but I got to talk, but I didn't get like any usable information.

Right. Yeah. Okay. I want to ask you guys something. Just looking at these, Camino has suggested social for me, which, yeah, I really need help with my social skills. Hello. But anyway, which one, Sona, I'll ask you first, and you two, Gurley,

that's, that's, which one of these uplifting bliss? I'm going to take sleep out of the conversation, because that's very specific, would you think would be balance, which is the one that I should be taking? This is when I can take to like Disneyland. Energy. Oh, yeah. Energy.

That makes me go. And when you say energy, you're just, you're up, you're hype. I'm just like smiling. I'm in a good place. I want to go on the Winnie the Pooh ride. I mean,

that one's like, that one, people, whoever worked at Disney. Why are you getting so? Again, you either shout into a mic or a whisper. But either way, your voice is being recorded. Is this like an assessment of my performance on this?

I don't like it. I think that there's whoever worked at Disney. Yeah? They must have done so much acid. They imagine ears. Yeah, not even this. Acid. Because some of those rides don't make any...

Remember journeyed to inner space what used to be there before Star Tours? No. Oh boy, do I? Drug trip. What are you talking about? What do you mean? No. It was sponsored by my...

Monsanto. Was it really? No. And you go into like molecules and it's all a drug trip with this projected bouncing molecules. Wait a minute. We don't, no offense to Camino, but we don't need any of this. We can go to Disneyland.

Yeah, we can. And have the same experience. Yeah. Oh, but it's better. Yeah, it's better when you're on this and at Disneyland. Have you gone to Disneyland high? Yes. Yeah, she's talked about it on this.

I don't listen to her when she's on the podcast and we're recording it. Okay. I had a whole thing where I tried to. smuggle in a whole thing of edibles. And it was like this. I didn't even try to hide it. They're like, you can't do that. You should have made a like a wheelchair out of gummies and said like I sprained my ankle. And I, so I can't walk today.

But her the mechanics. And it's like when you turn the wheels because it's just and it's saggy and in the sun, it's starting to melt. I think she's, I know like, excuse me, ma'am, why are you chewing on, why are you chewing on the footrest of your, of your wheelchair? Yeah. And I get to go to the front of every. line. Yeah, you get to the front of the line and you're high as a kite. Yeah, people who have

actual disabilities won't be offended by that. So social and then energy. You're going to be fine. You're going to be fine. But you know what I love that you're stacking it like a dealer? Can I tell you why? First of all, you're messing it up. I'm doing this because I know people are going to come in and I want them to be able to choose by type. I think people should have to go to you and you tell them which one you get. Do a personality quiz. Yes. I think you should, I don't think you should just lay them out on a table and people grab them. So I think you should sit there and people come up and you're like, huh, Ruthie. Yeah.

You don't need uplifting because you're very uplifting already. I think you need recover. And I should charge everybody. Yeah. Well, what do you? Okay. There you go. Make some money.

Describe me which one I should take. You, okay, sleep we know, $50. Chill. Wait, what? I want him to pay me $50 for these free edibles that I got. I will pay you in Morocco money. I think you really need to try chill. I definitely think you need to try the really low dosage one.

I think you know what, work your way up. And then we'll get to like peyote or ayahuasca. Maybe we'll work our way up to that. And you need a shaman. You need somebody. If you get nervous, have four weeks from now, I am wearing a full headdress. I'm just, like, I'm just out of it. You know what I mean?

You're a stoner? I'm just a total stoner. I'm twirling. Or you've had like a spiritual awakening and you have a third eye and you just have become this, like you said, a shodner. Jaman or with a headdress or something. That'd be amazing. Yeah.

Or what if it actually helps you and chills you out a little bit? Good. What if I go to Burning Man at the end? They burn me. Then we all win. Like he's tall. He's sort of stick like, let's burn him up. And I'm like, whatever.

I don't know. Have you guys ever, have you ever gone to Burning Man? God, no. I feel like you kind of would. I don't think he would. You're the one that would go to Burning Man. I would. Yeah.

I have friends who. gone, they've done. Why do you keep doing this whispering thing? I don't know because I'm worried. You're like, come on. I don't know if we've ever been to McDonald's, but they can't have shakes if you want that. Yeah, we know, shakes.

I don't know. Sometimes I get nervous if the things that I'm saying are allowed to be said. Is it because of like the building stuff and everything? Yes. Yeah, that's where all engineers gather. Well, there is like an engineer. The hammer.

Go to Burning Man. Everyone has a misunderstanding. I don't know. anything and I know that that's not what. Burning Man is like engineering projects. But you also, you create communities. And I think you would be like the guy who had all the random stuff. Nobody else thought of.

Coachella, Burning Man, anything against either of these, but any place where thousands of people go on one road to get there and out gives me so much anxiety. Because all I can think of is like Mad Max Fury Road. But you know what? In the second Mad Max movie, you know that weird gyrocopter? Yeah. That that guy has. Yeah.

I would go to Burning Man if I had. had access to one of those. Yeah. And the same goofy leather helmet that he wore. And when things started to go south, I could go like, see you later, gang. Bluh, and I go up in the air. It's pretty good. Yeah, yeah.

I'll get you one of those. Okay. I'll go with you. Those can't be that expensive. Two coolest guys is a burning man right here. Yeah. So you think I should do energy or chill? No, you think I should do chill.

I think you need to do the one with your face on it. Yeah, but I don't know why I have energy over here. No, energy is the last one I think you should. I don't know. I think you need chill. Here, take that one. Okay. No shade to Camino, but when I've bought marijuana, sometimes it's named after different things.

Marijuana. What a door of course. When I bought weed, sorry, when I bought weed, like I bought a cool John Wickweed and I bought a white walker from Game of Thrones weed. I mean, that's just the name game? That's the name of it. But it makes, you know, I'm like, oh, I want to get some John Williams. This is all energy and sleep.

Can I say that? We've never got any free shit from those people. And Camino has sent us all this free stuff. I like how this stuff is categorized. too, because I, we haven't talked about it a lot, but I did a fair amount of weed in my 30s, but then that paranoia hit me. Yeah. And so now I'm curious if social will work for me because if it doesn't, yeah.

I'm going to say this. Wakeed and baked. I have, I'm on the record as saying I really haven't tried gummies and I've never done any drugs in my life, but I think Camino is killing it. Yeah. I think you're doing an amazing job. What a great spokesman. I don't use this product.

I don't use this product. I'm not qualified to talk about it. But God bless you, Camino. I think you're doing an amazing. job. Agreed. And they were nice to my people. I got to say that.

They were nice to my squad. You know, I was, oh, Adam's got something. I was just going to say, I think this is part three of the edible saga and Conan has yet to have an edible. That's so true.

We should see how many episodes we can do in the saga where Conan still at the time. Will it finally culminate in him doing it. You know, you just do it's a movie. It's got a strong will they won't they element or series. And you, if they go to bed,

it's over. But remember lost, they prolonged it too long before. I'm not going to be lost, but I am, I'm not going to do that. But it's going to be a breaking bad ending where everyone's like they nailed it. They stuck the landing. So all I'm asking is it for people stick with us for a couple more years. Well, these Camino gummies molder and petrified in my nightstand.

And by the way, I'm going to get burgled so fast. Everyone's going to break in and go right to my nightstand and take my Camino. But no, I'm going to, yeah, we will see at one point, this will resolve. And I will. I don't think it will. I'm going to say it. You'll never do it. So you don't want people to keep listening to the podcast.

No, I want them to, but I feel like you'll just never do it. I don't think you can break that programming. I think you're just too nervous. I don't think you'll do it. There's no way we'd all come in about an hour before we record. Take a standard dose and then record an episode. No. I would do it.

I would. I just want to make sure that we're being responsible. That kids listening know that this isn't something. As a nerd, I want to jock pummel you so bad. I just want to like, I want to wet will you, I want to wedge you, I want to shove you in a locker. You do that. And then I want to go win a football game. I don't know how that's going to happen.

Well, but I want to. Spoken like a true agro job. I'll wet will you. Oh, I can't wait to give you the old purple nerple and then go hit the gridiron. That's my point. You're making my point. I know. Do you really think you'll do?

I'm being a, this is a serious question. I think I will. I don't think you will. I'm only saying it to create this incredible tension. I'm going to do one tonight. But you know you're, it's okay if you're not. If you're not that guy, you're not that guy. We'll find out.

It's okay. We'll find out. What if it changes him and then that changes the whole, And then he decides just move to Bali and not do the podcast anymore. Then we've screwed ourselves. No, have we? We don't. Well, I'm just saying.

You'll never work again. That's my best. You will never. No, no. Sona, I want people to keep listening because there's going to be another installment. And I think you're all going to be, there's going to be a number four. What more are we going to talk about? And I think you're all going to be fascinated by what happens.

And it's coming. Has all the staying power of the fast and five furious, whatever that shit is. Oh, wow. You're the Vin Diesel of this franchise. I'm just saying, I got my crew. And you know what? Family is everything to me. All right.

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