Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend - Gillian Anderson

Episode Date: August 17, 2026

Actress Gillian Anderson feels nonplussed about being Conan O’Brien’s friend.   Gillian sits down with Conan to discuss her iconic role as Agent Scully on The X Files, exploring complexities of character as Margaret Thatcher on The Crown, and putting out the call for authentic desires for her latest book More: Sexual Fantasies by Anonymous. Plus, Conan and Sona take a platonic friendship quiz.   For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: [phone]. Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/conan. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hi, my name is Jillian Anderson, and I feel unplussed about being Cohen-O-Bryan's friend. I sometimes go into this thinking I want an honest answer, and now I don't want an honest answer. Fall is here, hear the yell, back to school, ring the bell, brand new shoes, walking blues, climb the fence, books and pens, I can tell that we are going to be friends. I can tell that we are going to be friends. Hey there, welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a friend. Son of Sessian, very nice to see you. Nice to see you too. As always, Matt Goreley, pleasure to see you.

And you, sir. Have you noticed anything different about me these days? I'm driving a different car. Are you? I'm not going to name brands or anything, but I had a little difficulty with my car, and I've been leasing it for a while, and I just kept having to go into the shop,

so I finally parted company with that car. I don't have a car. So my kids are out of town. They share a Subaru Forrester. Oh. That's maybe about, I don't know, seven years old. It's covered in dirt. And I'm tooling around in this car, which is a very fine car, by the way.

And by the way, not getting a dime from Subaru. I'm just saying it's a fine machine. But it's really funny because it's just a filthy car for some reason. I don't think my kids take it to wash it much. I don't know if that's what young people do is wash a car. I can't remember the last time I washed a car. What old people do, either. I don't wash me either.

Also, it's not my car and I'm not, I'm yet to take it to the car wash. I'm tooling around on this thing. And I'm, sometimes I got the window down. I'm bopping to the tune. Someone will pull up to a stop and they'll see me and I'll give them the nod. But I know they're looking at me. Like, why doesn't he clean his car? Do you think, though, that they ever think that can't be Conan.

It's just a Subaru. They expect you to be in a, well, first of all, I'm going to stick up for Subaru because I think it's a fine car. I like Subaru too. a dime. But no, today I saw a guy looking at me at a stop sign and he kept thinking, I think that's Conan, but he looks like he's delivering pizzas. Yeah. I've always heard Christian Bale drives like a really shitty early 90s coup because he thinks no one recognizes him if they see him in it. Yeah. But then he has that bumper sticker that says, I am Christian Bale. Oh, yeah. That always fucks it up. I'm Bep. Yeah. That's cool. I should just get a ton of bumper stickers that say things like I am Conan

O'Brien. Yep. It's me. It's me. I'm Batman. I'm Batman. No. You know you're not?

Well, I'm kind of Batman in a way. How so? How so? Well, for years, I worked at night. Okay. You know. And you taped during the day. You know, I did.

I watched my parents murdered and it made me want to stop crimes. You didn't see the murdered. You sat and just like watched. That implies like you knew it was going to happen. That's how I always, you know, that they always talk about the Batman story. Like Bruce, Wayne is in an alley and he witnesses his parents getting. But I like the idea more than he watched.

He heard his parents were in trouble and he went, hold up. And he went and he got popcorn and he just, he sat on a trash can and that alley in Gotham. He's like, all right, proceed. This will be formative. Yeah. Lead to something. Well, you know what? He really wanted to turn into an amazing superhero.

And he knew the best way was to watch his parents get shot in an alley. So he kept contriving situations like, hey, what do you think is down that alley, mom and dad? I don't know, Bruce. Let's not worry about it. I don't know. It looks pretty good. He tried that for at least two years. And then finally he just took his mom's pearl necklace and just threw it down the alley.

She was like, Bruce, you're an asshole. Help me. Help me, Bruce Sr. I don't know the dad's name. Do you? Thomas? I looked right at Blake. Wait, did you know what it was Thomas?

Guess what? This was a nerd sting operation. Oh, busted. Take him away, boys. I'm so glad I passed. You know what? I did this whole thing to get to this and then say, I wonder what that. And also Bladed that thing I love.

He grabs the mic and he yanks it almost out of its holder up to his mouth. And he went, Thomas. And did you notice there was a split second before he answered, but that wasn't because he didn't know. It was him going, should I do this? Right. That is actually correct. That is 100%. And what was his mom's name?

Martha. Nope. Enid. No, it's Martha. I just made up Enid. I thought for a second his name was Wayne Wayne. There's an alternate. Wayne Wayne would have been cool.

Wayne Wayne. Wayne promised never to get shot in an alley. There's an alternate. And his wife's name was Lil. Yes. Wayne Wayne and Lil Wayne. Lil Wayne went down the alley. I hate it here.

I hated here. Anyway. You're under arrest. There's an alternate reality. No one's asking. There's an alternate reality. But you're still telling. Version of Batman where Bruce and Martha get killed and Thomas, the father, becomes Batman.

Oh, yeah. I know that, Batman. He has a lot of trouble getting around. He's like 58. He's like, I'll get you, Joker. Gotta soak this hip first. Yeah, it doesn't really make sense. It was a big reveal.

I was just excited about it. Excited about what? The fact that there was an alternate reality where the dad is Batman. That's cool. That's always an alternate reality. Listen, we've talked about this before. I don't like portals in Marvel movies.

And I don't like alternate realities. Did you? I don't. Stick to one reality and write a good story. Hey, it worked for Hemingway. But no, alternate realities, you know. What if Bruce Wayne was allergic to corn? There's an alternate reality.

What's your, what's your alternate? I was just going to say, Where you don't have a podcast. No, this happened last night because by now the summer spouses thing has come out and we were out in the lobby watching our three spouses do a podcast without us. And it felt like an alternate time. It did feel that way. Yeah. It did feel that way.

Watching TAC Amanda, Eliza do a podcast and they were sitting in our exact places, it did look like this was some weird fold in time or ripple. They had the podcasts and we were disgruntled. Oh, wait, wait. What? Oh, let's get to that. What do you mean? So, hmm, okay. You didn't like Liza being in your seat. You got angry. No, no, and the alternate reality. Yes, because in real life, I know Amanda's very unhappy with you and Teg's very unhappy with you. And we all know Liza's every day is like, why did I make this deal with the devil?

Yeah. I think they all three took this thing as a launching pad to get out. Yes. from what they're Yeah. Liza misunderstood him when she showed up for this thing she had packed a bag. She seemed disappointed

when we were going home together and I got there and before she could get upstairs I found a note. It said if you're reading this it means I've launched my own I have joined Tack and Amanda and we've escaped our dreadful lives.

I was like hey what's this and she went oh don't mind that it's a creative writing assignment but then I noticed out of rags she had made a rope that went out the window which doesn't even make sense Because she came to the podcast with me.

Anyway, maybe took that too far. Walk out the front door. I think, what's that? Our front door doesn't work. Oh, it doesn't work? Yeah. You don't have any other doors? Fire department keeps saying you need to change that.

And I'm like, doors really need to open. Back door doesn't work either. How do you get in and out? I go through the chimney. To me, every day is Christmas. Oh, God. Imagine if Santa Claus was Conan. Oh, God.

You imagine a lean sarcastic Santa Claus? Every child would be given a stamp that just says invoice or something. The only way they get presents is if you wakes them up and they laugh at something he does. That's the nice list. Yeah. Yeah. It's me as Santa flying around looking at a list of kids that find me amusing. Out of six billion kids on Earth, there's three kids on the list. It's just a lottery.

Yeah, it's just three kids on the list. You get stuck at one kid. And they just happen to be. kids that know that's the rule. So they're like, ah, wow. Great anecdote about the 90s.

I'm going to say we should examine this opening because it might be one of the dumber ones. It's pretty dumb. Yeah, pretty bad. But I did learn the Wayne parents' names. Yep. That's cool. That's right.

Wayne and Lil Wayne. Yeah. All right. My guest today. is an Emmy Award-winning actress. She's probably out the door now. I would be. This is idiocy.

Where's that alternate timeline? I know. She starred as Agent Dana Scully in the X-Files, of course. Now you can see her in the new movie Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Myasma. They stole my title.

She's so talented. She's incredible and thrilled. This is her first time on the podcast. I can't wait to chat with her today. Gillian Anderson, Welcome. I'm thrilled you're here and I realized this morning, I think the last time we chatted, was 1995. That's insane. That's crazy. And you came on the late night show. Hmm? I was a baby. You were a baby. And you were a grown up to me.

Then you were an adult. But I look at it now. You are a baby when you come walking out. I look like a slightly older baby. And I definitely look like someone who should not be. posting a talk show. Posting a show. I'm glad that we can reunite now when I'm a little more seasoned. Yes. And I'm old enough to know what nonplussed means. There is so much to talk about.

You have a new movie with one of my favorite people, Hannah Imbinder. And I was going to start with this fact about you that I didn't know, which is that in your class you were voted girl most likely to get arrested. Correct.

And then you made good on that. I did. You got arrested. I did. For breaking into your own high school? Yeah. Well, we were trying to glue the locks shut so that people couldn't go in the next day. Right.

Or get out if there's a fire. It works both ways. Yes, but there weren't any people in the building at the time. It was the middle of the night. That's an aggressive prank. Yeah. That was kind of me at that time. Yeah.

Yeah. You had your hair was shaved on the sides. Yeah. You went through like, is it a punk phase? What would you describe it as? Yeah, it was a punk phase. But I had very pointy buckle boots on. And they had a very thin soul.

And so when the security guard was chasing me through downtown Grand Rapids, I stepped on a nail. And that's what slowed me down. So were it not for the nail? Were it not for the nail? I would have outsmarted him and I would not have been arrested. But because I'd been, let's just say I was doing a little crystal meth at the time. And I was in a really good mood and I managed to talk them out of breaking and entering and just into trespassing. Oh.

But my boyfriend who was with me at the time, who was considerably older than I was, went back to his apartment and smoked some more dope and just kept drinking the night of while I was in prison. With a nail through your foot, whacked out on crystal meth. Yeah. Those are good times. Those are good. Yeah, what did?

Hey, tell her your crystal meth stories. Okay. So about four hours ago, I find what looks like just little dust to me, I'm like, I'm going to put that in my nose. And then I found a gun. And it just goes on and on and on. Your sort of bifurcated past of being, you know,

I think born in London. but then moving to... No? Born in the States. Born in the States, but then you moved to London. Move to London, yeah. I grew up in London until 11. But then you moved back.

And then I moved back post X-Files. I moved back to London. So I've been there for 24 years. But I have this theory that... Just bear with me. It's already funny. You are so nonpluss. Sometimes I find that really creative people

go through this period in their youth when they kind of don't know who they are, and that might be fuel. And if you're in Grand Rapids, but you have a British accent, and you don't quite know how you fit in, that maybe that's fuel. Oh, 100%. I mean, I think when I, you know, when I first got there, I did have a British accent. I worked very hard to erase it, but it would pop up, you know, in restaurants when I'd be ordering a, you know, or trying to show off or something like that, it would pop up. But, you know, because it was my first language, my first dialect, so to speak, the first time I spoke it was with a British accent.

It was so ingrained in my system that it's near impossible for me to be around Brits without falling into it. It feels more, it feels as intrinsically part of me as my American accent. I did a thing with Hugh Lurie once on the set of house. and he was playing Dr. House in this little thing we did for the Emmys, I think. And someone on the crew was British and said something to him. And he was like, oh, my God, please don't. Because if he heard the British accent, he would fall back into it. It was quite disconcerting.

But I could see that he just couldn't have it around. Yeah. Sometimes if I'm doing interviews that I know we're going to go out in the States, but the interviewer is British, I have to really focus. focus, like really, like almost split my brain to keep it American. I always think it's funny to think of, even think of someone from the UK trying to lose their accent because I love that accent so much. Do you know, I come from Boston, Massachusetts, and that's an accent, you want to lose.

And I don't care who, from Boston hears that, that had to go. And if I, you know, or from Cranston, Rhode Island, that accent has to go. But whenever I hear someone with a British accent, I just think it's fantastic. I'm envious. I think it was an attempt initially maybe to feel like I fit in. And then also because, you know, when I was growing up in the UK and I, you know, I spoke like a Brit. My parents were referred to as Yanks. So I was teased because my parents were Yanks.

And so and then when we visited America, it was so sunny and she. sugary and it represented lightness and joy and possibility as opposed to London at the time in the 70s, which was, you know, mashed potatoes and curry. You said mashed potatoes. I was like, what's wrong with that? Every meal for me. Yeah. Well, also the 70s is in Britain, you know, in England famously kind of depressed.

Very, very depressed. Yeah. And so I think I, you know, I was almost forcing myself to switch. I was also very surprised at just how young you were when you started X-Files. You're 24 and you lied to the producers and said you were 27. I'm not sure what difference. Three years. Yeah.

Oh, is it three? Yeah. I'm really glad I chimed in. Could you check that on the internet place? Yep, it's true. That is so young to get. Yeah. I was playing somebody who had degrees already and had, you know,

was already in the FBI and had gone through medical school. So, you know, I should have been not 24 for it to be real. Sometimes when people have that success and they're young, they don't enjoy it. Did you enjoy that fame for, you know, that you didn't enjoy it? Yeah. Yeah, I hated it. I mean, I think we were very lucky that we were shooting up in Vancouver for the first five years because, you know, when we were in L.A., you know, we had the experience that a lot of celebrities did at that time, which has followed everywhere and chased down the street and photographed with kids in playgrounds and all that kind of stuff, which I found disturbing. And it really angered me. I pointed my car up many paparazzi over the years. And so being up there and not having that.

It just didn't exist up in Vancouver was very freeing. And also it just felt like it was separate from the business. And I think that kept us a little saner than we might have gone. Plus, the schedule on a show like that and X-Files in particular was grueling. Yeah. And sometimes that's the savior. Like I always found a lot of times the work, if I have to do an intense amount of work, it saves me at the same time. Because I have to be locked in.

If you're in Vancouver and you have to be on set at, I don't know, five, six in the morning. And productions go on and on this one on for nine years. Yeah. I'm not asking you. I'm telling you. Yeah. But we, you know, our, as you know, you start at 5 a.m. But by the time you get to Friday, your call time is 1 p.m.

Because you have 12 hour or 11 hour turnarounds. And so we'd shoot until the middle of Saturday. And they were, you know, 16, 17-hour days, and we shot seven pages a day. You know, it was mostly the two of us pretending to be the smartest people on planet Earth. And which made that we had a lot to say. Yeah. I mean, the speeches are fantastic, but they are so, it's interlocking prose. I mean, you guys were so good, but you could just toss it off.

but I know that that was and took an incredible amount of work to get there. Yeah, it did. Chris told me, I mean, there was a particular way that we used to speak in the show that it wasn't a normal rhythm and syntax. It was slightly backwards, which felt like it was almost part of the cryptic aspect of the series. And it wasn't until we were working on, I think, the second feature. And I was sitting in a parked vehicle.

waiting to shoot and our showrunner and creator, Chris Carter, came up to me who was directing the feature. And he said, he looked at my sides where my lines were. And he said, look, no widows. And I said, what are you talking about? He said, no widows on your little paragraphs that each character has. The word went all the way to the end with the period. So there wasn't any, you didn't like end halfway through that line.

So it was a perfect. So it was a perfect rectangle. So the dialogue was designed. Visually. Wow. For nine years. Wow. That's incredible.

So you're struggling. Wow. You're struggling with his OCD. Yeah. That's incredible. He's like, you're fucking kidding me? Just so it looks a certain.

way on the page. Amazing. Yeah. It's frustrated student of architecture. I know. I love him and I appreciate him and I don't mean to call him out because it's just, it's such a fantastic. It's like, it says some, I mean, it's like.

Was that his term, widows? I don't know. You have a word's broken in half, I guess it's, yeah, it's lost its other half, you know. So, yeah, I guess. Or even the line is broken in half. Yeah. The actual, yeah. I love that.

And I'm going to start structuring the podcast that way. Just adjust the margins. No? No. You know what I love? If we go down this rabbit hole for the entire chat with Jillian, we never get out of it. Her publicist crashes through the door. Enough.

Enough. Are you talking about margins? Yeah. Yeah. What if you switch the font? Thanks, Sona. Show had an incredible impact, and famously there's this, you know, term the Scully effect, where a lot of young women were watching, and they, it was unusual at that time, sadly.

To see a smart woman on TV? Yeah, to see a really smart, empowered, independent woman on television who was incredibly well-educated and confident. And an equal to her co-worker. Yeah. Yeah. And so. In principle.

Yeah. Not a bobble, not a, you know. And this was a lot of women have said they saw that show and it made them want to go into STEM, made them want to maybe try to be in the FBI, which is remarkable. Yeah. I still have people coming up to me and telling me that they are in, you know, a physicist because of Scully or a police officer or, you know, name the fill in the blank. Yeah. still happens. Yeah, that's a lot.

I mean, that's a, I don't know, it's a nice, it's a nice gift. I mean, it's, it's been written into textbooks and stuff. And still, you know, not only does it still exist in a way, even though, you know, it isn't a weekly TV show, but there's a lot of people whose lives, the show really affected, whether they watched it with their parent who's no longer alive, or they watched it during a difficult period of time for them, or they're, I know, I still have people that come up to me that say they watch it every day. It feels like a rite of passage for them to pass it on to their kids.

And so there are a whole new generations that are discovering it, which is pretty awesome. Yeah. You make friends with all these people you haven't met. In a way, you have this very powerful connection, which is nice, and it's enduring. I applaud you. And I also applaud myself. Why are you? I just thought it for symmetry.

No. You know, looking at how it would look on the page. You want to have to make sure that Julian is applauded. This is the time we can have a widow. Just let it. You have one of, you have so many great performances, but I love the show The Crown and you played Margaret Thatcher on the Crown. And you were stunning.

Absolutely stunning. Margaret Thatcher fascinates me. I know that she's very controversial to say the least in English. England, but you made me sympathize with her. I was really blown away. There's a part in your performance where Thatcher realizes she's losing power. Your depiction of her, this, I mean, famously, this woman of steel, the Iron Lady, it was just as fantastic. And I'm wondering, how do you approach, okay, you're going to play someone, everybody knows this person, thousands of hours of footage of her, but you made her your own. I don't even understand how that

I know it's called acting, but I don't know how you take on a project like that. So I knew I was going to be doing it for some time, so I had a good run-up to it. And although the scripts weren't written yet, as you say, there's a ton of material out there. She'd written a couple of autobiographies, And so I started listening to one of them on Repite in my car when I was driving. And I did a lot of driving at the time with kids and stuff. And so that was one way in. There was also a series, a BBC six-part series that happened to exactly during that time while I was doing preparation, which was also the most personal take.

on her, the most insight into the behind the scenes of her life during those years. And some of the most helpful footage that was in there, which had never really been seen before, was there were a couple of interviews that she did where she doesn't know that the camera is rolling. So even though you've got these, you've got other documentaries that have been made about her or little snippets for TV shows, you know, when she's showing people around number 10 or she's, you know, got her apron on because she's in the kitchen and she's making coffee for her ministers or whatever it is. She's still on camera. So that's a public version of herself trying to be the every woman, you know. And but these moments before she would do an interview, she didn't know the camera was rolling and she was going through her lines in her head or one of them was practicing a speech. And she was, you know, working on the lines in her head. She was bending down to her purse to take a suite out and put it in her mouth. I mean, these are like gold, right?

You don't get to see that stuff. And so the mixture of the little tidbits of pseudo behind the scenes that you got to see in this dock and also these moments of vulnerability were really, really helpful. And, you know, one just starts. It was important to maintain, for instance, a little bit of my own voice within her voice to not push too hard into her. I really didn't want it to feel like it was pantomime. And there was enough with the costumes and with the wig and her particular walk and all that. That you could, it would be quite easy to kind of slip into that.

So somebody said something that was really valuable, which is. you get quite a lot for free when you cast me as Margaret Thatcher. So I don't have to work for those things that I know, you know, just in terms of my seriousness or my ability to look like I might be intelligent, even if I might be thinking about my socks. Or, you know what I mean? I just have a resting intelligent face, even if I'm the least smart person in the room, right? So you get those things.

I love that. I'm going to try and. Oh, no. Oh, no. It's not working. It's not working. I'm looking even dumber somehow. And so that was really helpful because it felt like I could let go of trying to fill in those blanks and just work on.

Anyway, so, but, you know, as with anything, you try, you prepare, you do your best, you show up, and then you just, I mean, I really felt like I was like crossing my fingers before it came out because I didn't know. I didn't know if it would work. I didn't know if I'd be ridicule. I didn't know if people who really knew her would say, oh, my God, I want a joke. I mean, why did they cast her in the first place? You know what I mean? You don't know.

And so it was nice to get. Yeah, it was absolutely spectacular. And I know stage is a big part of your life. You did this production of a street car. Yeah. Oh, I knew it. Sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry.

No, no, no, I understand, I understand. That's not what I was going to say. Oh, okay. Yeah. It was a different production. Oklahoma, you were fantastic. You were just perfect. No, your streetcar is just kind of famously amazing.

I know that you've talked about the anxiety you have. When I see, when I go to the theater, even though I'm nominally in show business, I am terrified. four actors going up on their lines. It can be hard for me to relax. And, you know, obviously, if it's someone like John Lithgow in Giant, I know, okay, I'm John's got this. You don't have to worry. But I can't imagine anything more terrifying than being in front of an audience and going up on your lines. Thanks.

Thanks, Colin. Thank you so much. I'm about to do a play. I start rehearsal. next Monday. Okay. Okay. Thank you. You know, I was really nice having you.

So let's see. It'll be 32 years until I see it again. We're like comets that pass each other. But not in a good way. But you're so, but you're, I don't know. It stunned me a little bit that that would be a concern of yours when you're so good. It's always a concern. And also just brain stuff, you know, as we get older.

I talk about this all the time. He was just talking about this before you came in. Yeah. I came in this morning and I put, I mean, I realized on the drive to work that my wedding finger was on the other hand. Your wedding finger. Oh, no. I'm telling you. You joke about it, but I'm telling you, there are days where I'm convinced.

I mean, that's a very primal thing to do to put to switch the rings on the different hands. I don't know. It's just drinks. I also had a lot to drink this morning. That's more. But I just... No, the brain stuff. I can't necessarily rely on it.

Or I don't feel like I can 100%. I know other actors who, Olivia Coleman famously, will memorize on the way to work in the car, in paragraphs and be ready and word perfect. I would literally give my lower half of my body for that. for that talent

how do you walk around on stage she only plays she only plays Franklin Roosevelt she's playing Roosevelt again yeah so you know

I'll do my best well I'm sorry I wish I could encourage you but there's nothing to indicate that you're going to make it in the theater. There's just nothing. You're in terrible trouble. Wow.

No, I mean, if only you had done some past work that would recommend. Let's talk about teenage sex and death at Camp Myasma. I knew nothing about the film. I got to watch it last night. I love going in knowing nothing. And whenever even someone tries to tell me, sometimes in the notes, they'll say, you know, this is about, and I intentionally don't look,

but it has a fantasy element to it. It's the visuals. It feels, it's a heightened reality. It's really great. It's you, Hannah Einbinder. I adore her. And so when I found out both of you were in this, I was like, I am down.

I'm going to like this, and I really did. It's unusual. Yeah. It's, I haven't quite seen a movie like this. So it's Jane, Schoen, Brun, who did, I saw the TV, And we're all going to the World's Fair. And this feels very much like it's in conversation with TV Glow in a way.

But it's a queer slasher film. And there's a lot of blood. But it's very funny. And it's not very scary. It's really funny. And the blood often feels comedic. Yes. It's not.

It's Monty Python blood. Yeah. Yeah, someone's head will get lopped off and just an amount of blood coming out of the neck and the force with which it comes out is cartoon. It's a cartoon in places. But I think what I liked so much about the story is Hannah's looking for Jillian, who's this reclusive,

you know, reclusive actor who is in this very famous slasher film and has retired and is living up in the area where they shot the film. I love how you don't want to be told the plot. I know, you're telling everybody. Oh, fuck you. You know, right? And let me tell you who did it. But there have been many, many iterations of this film.

There's been many remakes that have kind of bastardized it over the years. And so Hannah's character, Chris, has been given the opportunity to remake the film as she believes it should have. always been remade in its second iteration. And so she comes looking for me to convince me to be a part of it. And then it kind of turns into a bit of a romance. Yeah. And I love that your characters are re-watching the old movie up at the camp where they shot the movie.

It's like an Escher drawing, the hand drawing, the hand. it's this great conceit that they're in a horror movie, but they're studying a horror movie. I think you'll really love it. You can check it out. And now you know what it's all about. But I haven't really given much away, or have I? It's just a lovely film. It really is.

And so I'm happy for you about that. And I really also want to talk about more because this book, I believe, will be coming out in September. You put out a book called Want. Yeah. And it was, I would say, like, a labor of, what would you call it, a labor of love that you, this was something you really, this is something you really wanted to put out there. Yeah. So I was actually approached while I was doing sex education, which was a series I did on Netflix. I was playing a sex therapist.

And to Asa Butterfield's character was my son. And a lot of publishers had approached me through my book agent saying, you know, would I be interested in doing a book as a therapist or talking to women about their sex lives, et cetera, et cetera. And, you know, she had rejected a few offers. And then she had an idea, which is in 73, which is the same year as Roby Wade, Nancy Friday put together. a book called My Secret Garden. And it was a collection of letters that she had collected from her community of friends and women writers. She asked them to anonymously submit their fantasies to her, and then she published them,

and she wrote introductions to the book and to the chapters. And so the idea was that we could do... one again and see if anything's changed since the 70s, particularly given the state of the porn industry and our collective addiction to it and just how much sex is out there and available to everybody at all times. Has that affected our ability to be honest

with both ourselves and our sexual partners about what it is that we are our deepest, most intimate thoughts, and also shame around it. Is there, for me, I was really interested to know whether there was, whether because of how second nature sex and sexuality and that was such a, the forefront of so many conversations and advertisements and TV shows and etc. these days, has that had an impact on women's internal lives and their sense of themselves, their bodies, their levels of self-acceptance and shame, et cetera. And so when my agent brought up the idea of doing this book, it made sense to me. Because I was on the show, I thought it would be really interesting to know the answer. And I thought, you know what, it makes sense that I do this.

based on the character that I play, based on the fact that simultaneously, I was also launching a functional drinks brand called G-Spot. I was going to ask you about G-spot. You know where to find it. It's just about the soft drinks or... Every time I look, I can't find it. They say, no, it's right next to the Pepsi.

I'm like, I still can't find it. I'll send you something. All along it was next to the Pepsi. And so I thought that would be, I thought it would be a great idea. So, you know, we pitched it out and we went with Bloomsbury. And with Bloomsbury, we set up a portal, a secure portal. And invited women around the world to send in letters. And we got, you know, a lot, a lot, a lot.

And we narrowed it down to 174. and I wrote introduction to the book and to the chapters, and that was wont. And it had, I remember about a shortly after I had put the call out, so to speak, for women to write in, I was doing press for a Netflix film that I did called Scoop. And I was talking, I was in New York talking to women journalists, and they didn't want to talk about Scoop. They wanted to talk about this book that I was, that I was about. to do and I thought, oh, this is really interesting. There is actually a big appetite for it, and women are curious. And, you know, it did well enough that we thought we'd do another one

and try and reach even more women. The point of it is for it to be as inclusive and diverse and raw as possible. And I think that this new one is even bolder, even more audacious. Yeah. And yeah, there's some really extraordinary letters in that. Well, the fact that there's this, I mean, it needs to be anonymous so people feel completely safe. And I don't know how you grew up, but what's fascinating to me, and I, you know, love my parents and had, I think, a happy childhood. But sex was just never discussed in any way. And it was almost nullified.

Like, it's just not a thing. Even though I'd look around and realize there's six of us. Born literally like 10 months apart. So something's going on somewhere, but it, and that was the... Something's going on somewhere. You were egg hatched. Jolly, something's up. I'm a good detective.

I had my little Sherlock Holmes cap. And I think, however much that was so for me, even probably more, so for, you know, the women in my family. I think it was really, you know, that's just not something that exists or desire or anything like that. It was something that wasn't discussed. And so it shouldn't be shocking and it shouldn't be any kind of revelation, but flipping through the book and just reading all of these fantasies by these different women is incredible. It's really, it's really amazing. Who knew that they could feel pleasure? Well, women?

Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Well, women I'd bed with. Well, maybe not them. Definitely not, though. I'm saying, yeah. Wow.

Some of them have written into this book. And they haven't even redacted your name. No. Or theirs. My wife wrote in seven times to this. I can tell. But also it was very, remarkable about it is there's such, you know, there's such tenderness and joy and so much heart

and loneliness. And, you know, there are women in there who are, you know, haven't even, you know, have maybe just gone through puberty, girls. There are women who haven't lost their virginity yet. There are women in their 70s who talk about just wanting to be kissed and held. because they've never really had that in relationship before. And it's really remarkable, but it also, it begs more investigation when you start to read it, or even if you imagine yourself writing a fantasy down, you know, the transference from it being in, you know, the sacredness and the secret space of your mind to transfer it onto a piece of paper or onto a computer, let alone, you know, send it through the ethers to a publishing house,

but that it's once you start to ask the question, you know, what is it that I, you know, what is it that I want? What is it that I dream about? What's the gap between what my fantasy is and what my experience is? A lot of people, if they fantasize, wouldn't necessarily want the fantasy to actually happen. But if you start to ask questions about, you know, am I getting what I need in that area of my life?

And if I'm not, how am I participating in me not getting that? And therefore, if I am complicit in that relationship of not getting what I want, also are there other areas of my life that I have needs? wants that I'm not expressing and I'm keeping myself from experiencing the fullness of what I could in my life. And so really deep questions start to take place when you start to interrogate these things. And I think phones and the ubiquity of the internet has really complicated things because there's a whole generation that feels they can get a lot of their needs met just on

their phone. And what is that interrupting? What is that dampening? I was listening to a long, I think it was a New York Times podcast about it where they said people that say, why risk going out and meeting people and possibly getting rejected and having all the discomfort and weirdness that might go with a hookup when I can stay in and watch pornography. And I'm safe and no effort. Yeah. So, you know, it's, really great that you're doing these books. It really is. And I'm sure a lot of people are getting a lot of solace information and not feeling alone. Yeah. Not feeling like, oh, this is just me. I'm a shame. Something's, I'm a freak. Something's wrong with me. Yeah. Well, I've done

some events to raise funds for charity around it. I did in the UK at the Barbecue and Royal Albert Hall did events, you know, in full houses inviting, you know, women and men and everything in between hearing celebrities, a handful of celebrities reading from the book. And just this sense of unity and recognition and joy and hilarity. And in this new book, the two letters that I talk about the most, just one for the juxtaposition, but also because of just it shows the, you know, the multitudes of complexity within a woman's experiences, one woman who fantasizes about being in a vat of spaghetti and naked, and she's sliding around, and there are meatballs sliding around, and penises sliding around.

That one was mine. Well, thank you so much. It's gotten so much attention, that one. I love spaghetti. It really had nothing. It wasn't an erotic fantasy at all. It was just she loves spaghetti. Yeah, yeah.

But it's really, it's really delightful. And, you know, it really sticks in people's minds. Yeah. And then another one, a woman who has recently had a double mastectomy, who is, you know, curious about not just re-learning her new body, but having the experience of learning it and feeling it again through somebody else and their experience of it. So looking forward to having a sexual experience, but with this new body and exploring what, you know, the different ways that she can feel again something that she

hasn't for quite a while. And, you know, obviously that's incredibly, you know, obviously that's incredibly, moving and, you know, extraordinary that somebody took the time to write about that and to send it in and to share that very vulnerable experience. So there's a very wide range of... But also, I'm sure, healing for them to get this book and see that they're in there. And they've... Yeah. They're being heard in a very powerful way. Yeah. I've got one more story, which is at the last or the penultimate event that I did at the... the Barbican, Olivia Wilde read a particular story

about a woman who fantasized, who moved into a new neighborhood with her husband and good friends for, they've been married for a long time, and there was a woman who lived down the street in her new neighborhood, and she fantasized about her. After the show,

I did a meet and greet to raise more, money for charity and a woman was there and she said my letter was read tonight. Oh, wow. And I said, wow, which one? And she said, if you don't mind telling me.

She had a meatball on her head. She still had spaghetti sides on the side of her face. Let me guess. She said the one that Olivia Wildbred. I was trying to think. I was trying to think. And she said, and this is my new partner. Wow. That's great.

She was actually there sitting in the audience with the woman that she was now partnered with having fantasized about. And I have to say the book is not a proponent for leaving long-term relationships and, you know, throwing a wrench into your lives. But at the same time, you know, that's an extraordinary story and experience. And those things happen for people. It's remarkable. Yeah. It really is remarkable. I just want to make sure that, yeah, want to be the original.

which is always available, and more is coming out, I think, in a couple of weeks when this drops. September 10th, I think, yeah. Yeah, and teenage sex and death at Camp Myasma is a wonderful film. It doesn't roll off the tongue that title, but it's really wonderful. And it has been way too long since I had a chance to talk to you. And you're remarkable, really are, and so thrilled that you could make the time to come in and talk to us. Thank you. Really great.

That was such a pleasure. It's nice to see you again. Nice to see you as well. Well, that's our time. I've never ended that way. I'm pretending we're a radio show now. It's news and weather now, 10 on the 10. Oh, by the way, the wellness drink. Oh, yeah. The G-spot. So it's not actually a wellness drink.

No, no, no, no. It's like a healthy functional soda. Okay. So it's got adaptogens and neutropics in it, like Lions Main and Cordyceps and et cetera. And it's one is called Lyft, and it's, red berries and sarah pepper. And there's one called Protect, which is ginger and peppercorn. It also has turmeric and vitamin Bs and Cs and stuff. And then there's Sooth, which is scarlet, apple, and sage.

And it's got chaga, and it's got a lot of sage. It's apparently really good also with gin. I'm listening. Or you can just have gin. No, but it's a really good mixture, too. But yeah. And then there's a... what's now called Awaken, which is a bit of an aphrodisiac,

which we have actually wrapped in collaboration with Mooby for the film. And it's usually purple, and the liquid itself is a beautiful purple color because it's got butterfly pea in it, which is its real, like scientific name is clitoroli or something like that or something with the work clitin. This is the one for me. But it's a very, it's a, yeah, it gets your blood pumping a bit. Anyway, so we, we wrapped it like the, like the movie with Little Death on the front and stuff. And so it's, um.

I'm going to check that out. That's, that's passion fruit and habanero, that one. You know, we'll get some, we'll get some and bring it in here and have a tasting. I will get some sense to you guys. Don't worry about it. I'll get some sense. Well, thank you so much again. Thank you.

It's amazing. Okay. Hey, David Hopping has an item he wants to bring to our council meeting. What do you got there, David? Thank you for having me. I have found a quiz online that is called Platonic Healthy Relationship Slash Friendship Quiz. And we are going to find out if you two have a healthy relationship.

Okay. This is all going to be really Sona's answers. Yes. You're welcome to chime in. But there's 20. There's, do you want to say the number? No, no, we'll just do as many. Yeah, just, so this is a quiz to determine if we could have a healthy platonic relationship.

Yes. Or if we do have one. Yeah. Okay. So we're going to start Sona. Yes. Yes. Is Conan supportive of your passions, work, hobbies, and other aspects of your life?

Yes or no. Actually, yes. Yes, he is very, very supportive. Yes. Does he encourage you to try new things? Do you encourage? Yeah, you do. You encourage me to get outside of my comfort zone.

Yeah. And to like, I do suggest, you know, try doing some work at some point. That's it. That's a new thing. Does he listen to you when you need support? He does. You know what? I thought this was going to go another way.

Like, does he smack cookies out of your hand? Does he respect your boundaries, physically, emotionally, related to your time or otherwise? No, boundaries? I do not. If she's eating any food item and seems to be enjoying it, I will slap it out of her hand. If I'm wearing a hair bun, he will slap it until it unravels. He constantly shakes me and just to shake some sense into you. Oh, oh, thank you.

Very well. Does he create opportunity? for you to spend time with people other than himself. Are there people other than myself? So that would be a no. That's a no? That's a no. Does he encourage you to balance your time

between the relationship and other aspects of your life? You know what? Yeah. I think I do. You do that. This is sincere. You do. I do like when you take care of your kids and when you, you know,

have fun. Yeah. You have a healthy approach to it. Does he respect you for who you are and doesn't try to change you? Oh, no. He doesn't respect me for. Actually, I did try to change you for a long time and then I gave up. I don't know if you respect me for who I am.

I think you tolerate who I am. Oh, God, no. No respect. So we're going to say no. No respect. Is this person not well liked by your friends or family? Oh, God. No, they love him.

Come on. I know. That's one of the most frustrating things about you. Is your dad know I do an impression of him where I put my finger under my nose and pretend it's a mustache? Yeah, when you call him Geppetto and stuff, he knows all this stuff and he still likes you as a person. I think he knows it's good stuff. Does he text or call you constantly wondering where you are? I mean, yeah.

Yeah, back in the day, especially, yeah. Has he ever accused you of not being a loyal member of this relationship? No. I haven't. No, no, no. I've always said for all of her flaws, and there are too many to count here, she's one of the most, she's, I, I trust, I trust Sona with my life. You know I, you know I'm ride or die. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Does he tell you to change how you look? Yes, he does. Yeah, she's got a change. Yeah, like you talk about me getting an industrial press to straighten my hair. Yeah, but also your clothes.

I give you a hard time if you wear the same leather jacket for years and years and years and years and years and years on ends, like to everything. Big, big, big yes. Does he make you check in a lot to update him on what you're doing? Yes. Yes, I do. This is hysterical. I'm curious to see how this is going to end up. Always tells me I need to support them and is never there for me when I need support.

Wait, no, I support Sona. He supports me. That's like kind of the first question. Yeah. Does he ever make you feel bad about yourself? Yes, all the time. Absolutely. The only way to fix Sona is to get her to realize the monster she already is.

Does he ever limit your act? access to your own money and does he control the finances? You share responsibility for. Can I say something? If I could control Sona's money, I would. Yeah. Because it would be so much fun, but I don't do that. He is the source of my money. Yeah. The golden goose. Has he ever spread a rumor about you? Yes, all the time. That I steal, that I am. That you floated to this country. Yeah, that I floated. There was a goat attack in Armenia. Your father built a boat out of some fatch, put you in the ocean, you floated. You came, I think I said you came a short somewhere around San Diego.

Yes. And that's when I found you and taught you to put on clothes and how to speak English. Yeah, like I jumped out of a, I think your words where I jumped out of a bush when you were walking down the street. And I was like, this feral creature. It's what I said to Rolling So magazine. Yeah. They printed it. Yeah.

So, yes. Yes. I hope this answer is no. Does he ever pressure you to engage in physical touch like hugging or holding hands, etc? I mean, not sexually, but he, you know. No, no. Do I ask you to? do anything. No. No. No. Of course not. Does he ever blame or shame you when you ask for help

or support? Yes. Yes. Does he ever make you feel like you need to change part of who you are and that you can't be your authentic self? Yes. Yes. Absolutely. I don't like the authentic self. Do you ever feel like you're walking on eggshells around Conan? Yes, absolutely. 100%. If I wear a shirt that's slightly different than what I normally wear, I'm worried. And I think everybody is that you're going to make a, if God forbid, I wore a denim jacket it. You can be like, hey, Lennel called and he wants his shirt back. Not only would I say that, I do say that. Does he ever yell, belittle, or humiliate you in front of other people? Oh, my God.

Yeah. I see where this thing is going. Does he ever? Yes. Does he ever grab, push, shove, kick, punch, slap, or hurt you physically in any way? Yes, absolutely. 100%. Every single one of those. Everything you listed. And also, is there a place you can write every day? Is there an unceasing box?

Does Conan ever have big mood swings? They may be yelling at you one minute, then apologizing the next. That is Conan. I am six feet, four inches, 193 pounds of mood swings. All right. Three more questions. Does Conan ever try to control what you do, who you see, or how you spend your time? Yes, absolutely.

100%. Yes, yes. Does he ever get jealous or possessive? Yes, when I was working for you. I wouldn't say jealous or possessive, but you'd be like, I am, I should be the number one priority in your life. Things like that before I had kids, of course. I still think I should be the number one priority. All right.

Okay, yeah. They're just kids. You always get other ones. That's why he called them rub and tug in the belly because you were angry that they were existing. Yeah, you started, they were growing inside you when I was enraged. I think he said that to Shaq. You did. Yeah.

What did I say to Sha? I think when you were talking to Shaq, you said how you wanted to call Sonas kids rub and tug. And Shaq liked it. And he agreed. Do you remember his suggestions for names were Mark and Marco? He were the same name. Yeah. But he did say he'd do an icy hot commercial.

He'd do one and he'd give the proceeds for their college fund. Nice. All right. Last question. Does Conan ever put you down, call you names, or criticize you? Oh my God. Yes. I understand.

A bunch of these questions, I feel like they know me when they were made this. This is from like a university website too. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So now I need to tally these up. All right. You'd be telling.

I'll be tallying. You'd be tallying while Sona and I talk. Yeah. You know, I think, I don't know. I think this is going to go poorly for me this test. That's my, you know, it's one of those things where I don't even need the driving instructor to tell me. Yes. Because there's a postman on my windshield bleeding out.

So I don't need to be told that this test didn't go well. I know that. But the facts remain. I love you. I care about you. You're a very important person in my life. I'm very proud of you. But my behavior towards you is completely insane.

It's abhorrent. Abhorrent. And it's everybody. I mean, what if Blay got the question? Does he ever beat you or take you? And Blay, because of his size and strength, I am allowed to actually hit. Yeah. It's Blay.

And like, maybe now it's down to because people that write for me, a lot of them can't handle it. It used to be Michael Coleman was the main. Michael Coleman, terrific. A terrific writer. Matt O'Brien is still, and no relation. But Matt O'Brien, yeah, I will pummel him. And if I see, if I just saw, you know, a caution sign on the side of the road, I would pull it out of the ground and be beating him with the iron sign. And that's my way of showing love. That's true. Yeah. I'm more worried the days you don't hit me. I know. I think that's the thing. If you did like respect me and didn't make fun of me and I'd be like, we need to get him to. a hospital. Yeah. I remember the first time you made fun of me, Sona pulled me aside and was just like,

just so you know, that's a really good thing. Yeah, you want that. This is how it works in abusive relationships. You've made it, David. Yeah. All right, do you want the result? Yeah.

Let's hear it. You guys scored 24 out of. It just has 30 plus. You are most likely in an abusive relationship. Well, I could have told you. I could have told you that. This isn't meant to name your experience and just hope. hopes to serve as an opportunity to connect you with people who can help you.

If you feel unsafe with this person, help is available. I love that, first of all, this is just between us. This will never go out to the larger world. And, oh, are these microphones? Yeah, they are. And cameras. And cameras. Yeah, that's, well, there you have it.

There you have it. And I don't dispute any of that. And I would have, the first question should have been, is Sona an abusive relationship with you? And I would have said, oh, yeah. We could have been done in one question. The first question should have been, do you work for Conan O'Brien? A true monster. A true monster.

But I meant what I said. I love you. I care about you. I don't hit you. You know, I bat at food out of your hands. And I will, if you have your hair up in a top knot, I will knock it loose. So it cascades down. Yes.

But physical stuff, you know, I make sure that it's someone like Blay who can really take it. Yeah. And Blay, you're free to make it stop at any time. Maybe. We'll see. I think it's an honor. I don't know how you feel. Well, boy, you can say, you know.

I love getting abused by you. I don't know what that says about me. There's fans who probably wish they could get hit by Conan. This is the best job I've ever had. I'm not going anywhere. I honestly think it's great. It's like brothers. It's like we're saying.

I grew up, all I did was my brothers and I would fight. It would be fake fighting, but it was a lot of, so that there's ways in which my, many ways in which my development was arrested, if you will. I think we're all substitutes for your siblings. Yeah. And that's, you know, we're all paying the price. And they're still paying the price to you. You think I moved on from them?

I just got more. All right. Well, David, this was a really good idea. Thank you. It was fun. Conan O'Brien needs a friend with Conan O'Brien, Sonam of Sessian, and Matt Goorley. Produced by me, Matt Goorley. Executive produced by Adam Sacks, Jeff Ross, and Nick Leow.

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