Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend - Leanne Morgan

Episode Date: November 24, 2025

Comedian and actress Leanne Morgan feels tickled about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Leanne sits down with Conan to discuss her new special Unspeakable Things, objections from the Christian comed...y circuit, and her non-traditional path from Chamber of Commerce luncheons to working with Chuck Lorre on her sitcom Leanne. Later, Adam Sachs drops by to share some of the accolades the podcast has picked up over the years. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com.Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (669) 587-2847. Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/conan. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Starting point is 00:00:03 Hi, my name is Liam Morgan, and I'm tickled about being Conan. Can you tell I'm tickled? Hi, my name is Liam Morgan, and I'm tickled about being Conan O'Brien's brand. Oh, that's so nice of you. It's here, ring the bell, brand of shoes, walking loose, climb the fence, books and pens, I can tell that we are going to be friends, we are going to be friends. Hey there, welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a friend here with Sonam of Sessian, Matt Gourley. How are you, gang?
Starting point is 00:00:48 You're good. We talked about this earlier, David Hopping, who really took over as my assistant when Sona became a superstar. David Hopping had to go back home to the Midwest to corn country, as he calls it. So Sona stepped in to take over for him. So Sona's been my assistant for like two days. And we didn't miss a beat. It is hilarious. We went right back to complete idiocy immediately.
Starting point is 00:01:16 Yesterday we did some recordings, and then I had a doctor's appointment. So Sona really had to be my assistant because they told me you can't drive there in case we need to dilate your eyes. It was from my eyes, which are fine. But they said, oh, we're just going to do a check up. And so I went to this eye doctor and Sona had to drive me. And because I swear to God, I behave badly when you're around because I want to make you laugh. And when I'm outrageous, you laugh and then I go further than I normally would. So I was out of control yesterday.
Starting point is 00:01:52 Out of control. I mean, we can talk about this. We get to the building where the eye doctor is. And an elderly woman. She's coming out of this eye doctor. Yeah. Maybe the oldest woman I've ever seen. She's very, very old.
Starting point is 00:02:08 And then she's also got kind of like, you know, the hunch, like back that the old people do? She comes out and she's wearing the giant glasses. Yeah. And she's just kind of shuffling by us. And I was fascinated by her. Like a comic tragedy waiting to happen. Yes. And so she walks by and I'm just doing all this comic reaction to her.
Starting point is 00:02:30 She doesn't. She's moving on. I swear to God, she doesn't know what's happening. Do you remember what you said, though, when she walked by? What? You said, oh, God, look what they did. to her. Well, she couldn't hear me. Could she hear me, Sona? No, of course not. But then I said, oh my God, if that's her after the appointment,
Starting point is 00:02:46 and then I walk in and there's a whole room full of people in the office when I went, did you see that lady? What did they do to her? I've never been to this doctor before. I don't know these people. The people in the waiting room are like, what do they do to her? And then I was like, her, her, you're not going to do that to me, are you? And everyone in the room, I have to say, say some of them were, we're enjoying it. Some of them were, and others were like, who is this person?
Starting point is 00:03:13 Who is this madman? But you're, you are, she starts laughing and going. And when she starts really laughing and I'm sure she's done it here on the podcast, a moment of time, she goes, I can't. I just can't. I know that. She is laughing really hard going, I can't, I can't. I can't.
Starting point is 00:03:27 And I'm saying, what? You monsters. And it's a doctor's office. It's a legitimate doctor's office. I don't know anybody there. Nope. Anyone who knows who I am is thinking it's so sad that he needs this attention, but I can't help myself. And I wouldn't be doing it if you weren't there. Yeah. Well, and then the appointment, because you hadn't gone to the eye doctor in a really long time. And they wanted to run a long lot of tests. So it ended up being like over two hours. It was a really long appointment. And I did have a legitimate complaint, which is because my eyes are dry, they're watering all the time. And I think I've mentioned this before in the podcast. But there are times where I will be walking down the street and suddenly there's.
Starting point is 00:04:06 just tears are rolling down. And it's the eye trying to keep itself from being too dry. And this is unrelated to the eye postule thing we talked about recently as well. Maybe. Maybe not. All right. Listen, my... So much shit with his eyes.
Starting point is 00:04:20 I know. Maybe it's just time to go blind. I know. Maybe going blind would be the preferred way to go at this point. Because there's no maintenance then. But they were doing these tests. Yeah. And then I had to keep walking by you, right?
Starting point is 00:04:31 You had to keep walking by, but also at one point, because I wanted to wait for you, obviously, until you're done. You felt bad because you thought it was taking too long. And I was like, I don't think you understand. I have just two four-year-old boys waiting for me so you could take as long as you want. You were quite happy to hang out. Yeah. And I kept saying, Stone, if you need to go, I'll get an Uber, just go.
Starting point is 00:04:48 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I was like, I'll stay. And then he would keep walking by. And then he did bits every single time he walked by. Every time you walked by. Because she's there. This is, if the mics went down and never came back, we would just be doing this in this room. It's accelerated when the mics are off.
Starting point is 00:05:13 Yeah, exactly. People may think like you're on for the mics. I would say it's more the opposite. Oh, no. I mean, if we had had microphones yesterday, we were doing, I was doing so many bits. And there would be times where they would say, okay, we're going to do one other thing. And I'd know I'd have to pass you again. I'm like, what do I got this time?
Starting point is 00:05:29 So what did you do when you walk by? Are you doing, like, physical? I can't even remember. I don't even remember. I was, and then there was a kid there who wanted to picture who had glasses, and I was having a whole shtick with him. Yeah. It was fun.
Starting point is 00:05:47 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You really work it. It's terrible. It's the first time he was at this doctor's office too. It's not like he knew this doctor and knew the staff. It's the first time he was there. I walk in going, what did you do to her? Well, and then also because the, you're monsters.
Starting point is 00:06:04 Because it ran long. We went back to get our car. the parking lot closed. They had closed. We were there so long, and I think half the time was bits. Yeah. I think one of the reasons we ran so late is because I was like, well, allowing for bits, the doctor said, this will take about an hour and I'm like, well, it's going to be three. Think about how much your bits have altered, like, the butterfly effect of the world. The world would be different if it weren't for your bits, just by minor things that you've delayed. Well, people's lives have been saved because to stop to watch me do a bit on the street, save them from step
Starting point is 00:06:36 stepping out in front of the bus, but also people have been killed because I delayed them long enough to be hit by a bus. You have blood on your bits. I have blood on my bits. And no pun intended, I'm probably in the red. I've probably, my bits have killed more people than they've saved them. Yeah. It's like 70-30. That old lady, she's probably gone.
Starting point is 00:06:58 Oh, yeah. She's left us. I don't think, I mean, my God. I mean, this woman. She's 100 and 10 years old. Yeah. This woman cast a vote for Taff. She pulled the lever for taft
Starting point is 00:07:09 As a middle-aged woman As a middle-aged woman She got in under the wire I can still vote I like Taft She was very old And I wish her well But my God
Starting point is 00:07:22 Yeah It was just It was a lot of fun And Sona Yeah It's been really fun Having you back in the mix What are we doing today?
Starting point is 00:07:31 I don't know You have an appointment after this That's right My new butt plug Oh Let's just move to the interview. I just realized I have to leave town too. I can't be here for that.
Starting point is 00:07:42 They're taking a cast. Yeah, Eduardo's going to fill in for me. Thank you. It's a bespoke model. Oh, God. Oh, I don't just buy them off the show. I get the bespoke butt club. And Sony, you have to be there for the casting.
Starting point is 00:07:58 Oh, I have to hold the cheeks apart. Oh! Why did I join in? Why? Why? Why? That is the worst thing I've ever said. And we're going to go to that office and the door's going to open and that same old lady's going to come out.
Starting point is 00:08:10 She's just had hers done. You're killing people with this bit. People are going to die because of this bit. And now I'm done. You can cross the street. Look out. Shut up and save a life. All right.
Starting point is 00:08:21 That lady got a butt plug. Oh, come on. I can't. Oh, older people don't have an erogenous zone. I think they do. Yeah, she writes fan fiction about Taft. It's all pretty sexy. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:08:34 Okay. My guest today is a comedian and actress who co-created and stars in the Netflix series Leanne. She now has a new Netflix comedy special titled Leanne Morgan, Unspeakable Things. Very excited. She's here today. Leanne Morgan, welcome. I'm overjoyed that you're here. I will say that right up front. You are hilariously funny.
Starting point is 00:09:03 And you're one of those stories that just seems to make everybody happy, which is someone who deserves to be. be on TV and selling out concerts and bringing joy to people is doing it. It took you a while to get to this point, but it was inevitable you were going to. And in some ways, you have a bigger impact when you show up at this point. Does that feel right to you at all? It does, my darling. It does. I'm 60 years old. I'm a grandmother. I've been doing this 25 years. I always tell people I thought I was going to be younger and thinner when this happened. I didn't know my butt was going to look so big on TV. And then I didn't have a chin.
Starting point is 00:09:48 I don't know what happened to my chin. But I do look back without being sapy, and I think, you know what? I got to raise my own children. I have these stories, what my act is about and all my comedy and my stand-up is about all these children and their daddy and the life I've led. And I let it out in the middle of the United States, a pretty normal life that now people relate. to when they hear me. All my favorite comedians have really lived a life, you know, and I believe that is essential. Like when I look at your stand-up and the way you talk to people, the word that just keeps coming through is authentic. It's really lovely to see. I'll say that. Thank you, my darling.
Starting point is 00:10:26 I've had people say that to me before, but yeah. It means more when I say it. It means a lot more than Jerry Seinfeld saying it. Yeah. I mean, who are these people? You know, hi, Leigh, I am. You know what I mean? I mean, that's pretty much a dead-on impression. That really is. I mean, close your eyes and you tell you, who do you think I'm, who do you, don't you think Jerry's in the room? Hi, you're all, I did.
Starting point is 00:10:53 You know. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. Jerry, first of all, there's so much to talk about. First of all, you come from this very small town. And I am always doing jokes with David about the small town. He comes from Carlinville, and I ask him a lot about growing up there. And your town was 5,000.
Starting point is 00:11:12 Mine's like 5,000, which I thought was tiny. And then I heard about yours. Yours is how many people? Well, I think today it's 624. So they changed the sign every day. Like, oh, someone left. Someone went to the motel across the border. And so they take it down one.
Starting point is 00:11:28 It's a no domeneter. Well, I grew up saying 500 people. And we'd say a town of 500 people. But then somebody told me the other day, it's 624ly. Because a bus passed through. Just for the day. Just for the day. But I graduated with 42 people in a little school, country school.
Starting point is 00:11:46 And I went from kindergarten through 12, like 650 students. And I ate lunch with the kindergartners every day as a senior. So very rural farming community. Yeah. Big future farmers of America. Yep. Yep. I took home egg.
Starting point is 00:12:02 I know you went to Harvard. Did you go to Harvard? Yeah, but I also, I majored in Homeck as well. And I nailed it. I made a bun cake my senior year, and they carried me off the football field on their shoulders. That's basically, though, that's basically what happened to me. I made an omelet and graduated. I mean, I'm not kidding.
Starting point is 00:12:25 And a baked Alaska. I can't remember. I wish I could remember that because that was pretty nifty. But, yeah, and sold a pair of Johnpers, I mean, are sewed a pair of soda. of soda. They fell apart. But yeah, it was a very, this is how rural and country, the boys in my class would get out at 1.30 in the afternoon to work in the fields. That's how old-timey. Doesn't that sound old-timey, do you all? But I had really smart people in my class that went on. A lot of people went to college and all that. But very rural outside of Nashville, Tennessee, so 35 minutes from
Starting point is 00:12:55 Nashville. So we went into town to the doctor. Which was a big deal. Which was a big deal. That was a big deal. But he was also a doctor, but he was also something else. Right. It was probably one of those things where, well, he's a doctor, but he's also the judge, but he's also, you know. And volunteers at the fire department. Right. Right. And he's a boxer. He just go on and on and on. I don't know. I think, first of all, I love that there's this, I remember John Mellencamp had this song about small town. You know, I come from a small town. And the gist of it was, you know, there's no, we're not like city folk. There's no gossiping. There's no. And I remember my friend, Andy Rector, was my sidekick for years. Just like, heck no, what are you talking about? No, there's everything in a small town that there would be in a big city and just a slightly different way. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:42 It's the essence of it. Oh, yeah. You can see all of humanity in a town of 15 people, probably. Yes. And we gossip? Well, probably more. Yeah. Well, because how can anything happen?
Starting point is 00:13:55 That's the thing that would hurt me in a really small town is the word would get out so fast that that was a freak, you know? And there'd be no hiding from that. that. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody knows everybody, what everybody's doing. No, I would assume, and I'm not saying this because I've read anything or seen anything, you were always funny. Yeah. I mean, you can whisper, but that mic is good. I feel like, yeah, I mean, everybody always told me I was and I felt like I could tell a story and I could get, I don't know, that I could get a laugh. I did. I always felt that. But I grew up watching television, like match game. My little mama sent me to kindergarten. kindergarten at 4 before the law changed in Tennessee because she said you're so much smarter than everybody. She always blew smoke up my butt. And then I needed a nap real bad at kindergarten at 4, so then
Starting point is 00:14:46 she let me stay home. She goes, does your tummy earn? I go, yeah. She goes, let's stay home and watch Hollywood Squares. So I grew up watching TV and thinking, as a little bitty child, I want to do that. I want to do something. I want to be an actor or a comedic actor or something, and I
Starting point is 00:15:02 would love stand-up and all that. But You're right. At 18, it never dawned on me to get in a car and take $60, like you hear people say, and go to L.A. Or go to Chicago to the second city. Yeah. It never, I did not know about that. Right. So I went on to college because I, but I wanted to be in show business from the time I was little. This is interesting.
Starting point is 00:15:24 Because you knew at an early age, I'm funny, but I'm growing up in this. What's the name of your town? Adams, Tennessee. Okay. You're in Adams, Tennessee. and you stick that in your back pocket, but I think it then becomes inevitable that that's going to happen at some point, even if you think you've left it forever. I do think because I live close to Nashville, and I would, and the country music stars live
Starting point is 00:15:49 in Hendersonville where it's close to Adams where I was raised, and so we would go into town and go to the mall or go to Sherwin Williams to pick up paint or something, and I would see country music stars. And so I would see somebody with star quality that was on the Grand Ole Opry and on TV and variety shows. Johnny Cash, June Carter Cash, I saw them buying paint one time, saw the Mandrell sisters buying panties and bras at Dillard's my heartbeat out of my body. You saw Johnny Cash buying panties and bras? He was buying paint. I'm just trying to get you in trouble.
Starting point is 00:16:19 He was buying paint with big fur coat on, long fur coat on, because that's how country music people roll. And I remember thinking, oh, there's something. There's somebody that's a star. Like I thought it is, I mean, I don't know if I thought it was attainable, but that was familiar to me. As a little child, I would see people in Nashville that were big deals. It had variety shows and all that. So I saw that.
Starting point is 00:16:44 But then I remember thinking, none of my friends are talking about going to Hollywood. And I kind of thought, maybe I'm crazy. Something's wrong with me because I want to talk about that and nobody else does. Right. So it was both things. Who are you seeing in? comedy on TV, who do you feel is talking to you? Who are you identifying with? I loved Serenite live. Yeah. And my mom would let me sit up and watch it and it was filthy. It was Dan Aykroyd.
Starting point is 00:17:11 Sure. The bees. Remember the bees? Masturbating. And my little daddy would say, she don't need to be watching this, Lucille. This is filthy. But she knew I loved it and she would let me stay up with me and watch it. And then I loved, I love Lucy, Carol Burnett. And then I would see, You know, Joan Rivers, Johnny Carson, David Letterman, Jay Leno. I would see all, you know, watch Johnny Carson. Right, right. And all of that set me on fire. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:39 Yeah. And also, on some level that's not even conscious, you're knowing it can be done. So obviously, you had kids. How many kids? Three kids. Three kids. I think you had an early relationship where someone was trying to tell you to lose, you could lose your accent, maybe.
Starting point is 00:17:57 I got married. Y'all are going to say she is country. I got married. I was at the University of Tennessee, dropped down, and married a man, a boy. I was 21 and then got divorced at 23. Okay. Because it was bad. And went back to school and finished and then met the daddy of these children, Chuck Morgan,
Starting point is 00:18:17 who I'm really making him a Hollywood career, really. Oh, but anyway. I know, I'll just say this before you continue. I know your husband, and we all do. Like you talk about Chuck and it is, it's so funny because we all know Chuck now through your comedy. I hope he's cool with it. He is. He is and he's getting a big head over it.
Starting point is 00:18:38 Yeah. Oh, good. Oh, good. He came out at this last special. Yeah. And went on stage like that. Yeah, yeah. And he is an introvert.
Starting point is 00:18:45 Does not speak. Yeah. And now he has a long fur coat. Yeah, now he's going to have a long fur coat. He's going to go to Sherman Williams. I'm here to buy paint. The name's Chuck. But yes, that first husband told me that I sounded stupid and that people, he said,
Starting point is 00:19:05 you need diction lessons. You sound, people are making fun of you behind your back. And he said a bunch of other stuff to me that I believed, but I didn't believe that one. And I thought, I don't think so. I think, I mean, this is my people. And I'm proud of where I came from. And it just never dawned on me to change it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:24 And I think it helps me. And I think. Because it's different, and I know that I've got a thick accent, but what I talk about is universal. So I just think I do it with a flare. It would have been complete lunacy to change anything about yourself. Do you know what I mean? That's what makes it all work. That's how it all comes together.
Starting point is 00:19:51 And you have your, I always look for really good images. You know, I like it when a comedian, when they're talking, they create, they tell stories, but they're creating these great images that I can see in my head, even if I haven't lived that life. And you, I think it was, in one of your specials, I think you were talking about how you're not dressed till later in the day. And you said, I stay in my gown until the third hour of the Today Show. And I was like, I could so see in my head that if we're a country of 350 million, there's 70 million people who know exactly what you're talking about. And I could picture you, I mean, not in a creepy way. I picture you in your gown. And it's a nice gown.
Starting point is 00:20:32 But not in a creepy way. Not in a creepy way. And then I went and checked and I looked in your window. It would be nice if somebody thought of me in a creepy way. I would like to get attention in a creepy way now. Well, you've come to the right place. I'm going to be calling you at 4 in the morning. Alien.
Starting point is 00:20:52 But no, it's absolutely true. Like you said that and I thought that's a great image that does so many things at once. It puts me there. It also connects you to all these other people in a very specific way. It's not a time of day. It's the third hour of Today Show. So that, I mean, to me, that's the essence of great comedy writing. Oh, my darling.
Starting point is 00:21:12 That made so much to me for you to say that. Thank you. But, well, it's, and it's happening reflexively. It's not happening because someone taught you to say it that way or you learned it. That's just how it's funny. That's the miracle of this kooky business we're in. And the thing that makes me really has. is when people get to the place they were always supposed to be, which is what happened for you.
Starting point is 00:21:37 Well, thank you, my darling. It was a lot of nose, a lot of rejection, all that, like everybody goes through. But something would come to me, like another television deal, like a development deal for a sitcom, and it wouldn't go far. But it would give me enough to keep going. Because I was in Knoxville, Tennessee. You know, when people around Knoxville were sweet to me, then let me be on local news, come on and say a little funny something.
Starting point is 00:21:59 and I was doing private corporate gigs and some clubs every year. But, you know, Chuck Morgan is an executive with a company, and he traveled all the time. So I wanted to raise these children, and it was just hard doing a traditional path. But I somehow, you know, did it and hung on. And the only time I thought I might quit, I really got discouraged. I was in my early 50s, and it really was not going well. And I thought. Let's talk about that point, because what was happening at that point?
Starting point is 00:22:29 Because all along, you've been getting positive feedback. So what happened in your early 50s that was discouraging? Okay. I was doing the, and I always say this, and I love them, they're precious. But I was doing the Chamber of Commerce luncheon at the Dubuque Chamber of Commerce. I'm doing that next week. So don't brag to me. And they're darling.
Starting point is 00:22:54 But I remember being hurt thinking because they had a nighttime event. I thought, you're not hiring me for the nighttime. of him. I'm over the luncheon. But I was doing that and I had a manager at the time that said, I mean, God love him. I mean, just things were not, I mean, he didn't know what to do. I didn't know what to do. I was looking at, I had social media. I was putting up pictures of my dogs and stuff. I didn't know what to do. And then, and I thought, I know there's a lot of people like me and I know that they, that there's got to be all these women and men that are going through the same thing I am that would, I think enjoy me, but I don't know how to reach them because Comedy Central didn't want me, never wanting me.
Starting point is 00:23:32 I got to go to JFL one or two times, but like I would audition for Aspen and all those comedy festivals and I was just not edgy or whatever at the time. You know, it was big like Sarah Silverman was big on comedies. And I was a mama with a, with a Capriam that had birds on them with a little kitten heel with a bob. you know, and I wasn't the hippest thing, I guess, or edgy or whatever. So I wasn't making any headway there. And but I always admire Jim Gaffigan. I would see these people and I knew they had social media, but I was trying to figure out how, what are they doing that I could be doing to maybe reach my audience?
Starting point is 00:24:15 Anyway, my manager at the time said, there's this thing called Dry Bar. And I don't even understand it. He didn't understand the internet. And he said, it is going to be a clean comedy platform. And he goes, probably nobody will ever see it, Langem, but they want you to do a special. And they paid me a couple of thousand dollars. And he said, let's just do it so that we can have more film for you to get more Chamber of Commerce luncheons. And corporate.
Starting point is 00:24:41 And so that's the dream. No, the dream is the Chamber of Commerce dinner. We're going to get you there one day. City on a hill. We'll get there. And he said it's in Salt Lake City. you know, just hop on over there and do this. So I went and I did a bunch of old material.
Starting point is 00:25:01 I had not been working very steady, so I felt like I sucked. And I did that special thinking, no ways everyone will see this? They pay me a couple of thousand dollars and I'll go home. Well, that thing came out and clips from it and the whole thing went viral, like 50 million views, which I was tickled. But at the same time, I've hated my hair color. See, I'm Southern. And so I sat and worry about it.
Starting point is 00:25:25 I think I'm the it girl. It's crazy. Anyway, I didn't like my gene. It had a big cuff, cut my leg off. Anyway, I just, the whole thing made me sick. So anyway, it, I started, I mean, I got fans from that, but it did not translate in ticket sales. I don't know who those people are that are watching Dry Bar because they don't buy tickets.
Starting point is 00:25:45 And I was working some clubs, a big chunk of clubs in there. And they were sweet to me, but they said, you're not selling tickets. We love you. You don't get drunk and fight in the parking lot, but we're not. having you back. And I was so discouraged. But that dry bar special, I made a little money off of it quarterly. They'd send me a little bit of money. And I thought, I'm going to do what Jim Gavkin's got social media people. I'm going to go out on limb and I'm going to hire these young guys to work with me three months. That's what I could afford at the time. I never put, that's another thing.
Starting point is 00:26:16 I was really stupid about if I made any money with doing stand-up, I bought my kids' haircuts and uniforms and all that. That was our unspoken thing between me and Showmore. I bought the extras. And I didn't save for my taxes and I didn't get headshots made. I had like two headshots in 25 years. Okay, in 20 years. So I thought, I'm going to invest in myself. I'm going to pay these boys three months. And if something doesn't happen, I feel like that's God's way of telling me. It's been a good run. Let's get out. And I'll, but I, um, and they put out one or two videos that went viral. And one of them, I think the one that did it was. me taking Chuck Morgan to go see
Starting point is 00:26:55 Deaf Leopard and Journey. It's hilarious. Thank you. And how everybody looks sick and that plan of facialitis. Thank you. And then you, one of you notices that someone in Deaf Leopard has a hernia.
Starting point is 00:27:06 Like, you're all, everyone's sore, tired, and sick at this experience. People in the audience, people in the band. Yeah. And that, I think that, people related to that and then I started selling out all over the United States. I mean, like somebody went in a dark room and turned a light on.
Starting point is 00:27:23 After 20-something years. Well, I think what those videos did is people, okay, we know who this is, we love her. And now you can really take your time and unfold your stories. That is something that can't be done with, like, one joke. I might be getting too analytical about it all. I think you're right. And I think I never got any kind of late-night TV or anything because I didn't have enough time. I don't have rapid jokes.
Starting point is 00:27:50 You know, it'd take me three minutes to say, I'm Leanne. You know? Yeah, yeah. That was four minutes. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I always wanted to be on those, but I don't think I would have been good on them, you know, because I need more time. I mean, I think it's our loss, but it's a mistake. It's wrong, you know?
Starting point is 00:28:10 I'm just so glad it all worked out for you. And when I say worked out, I mean, how are you handling the fact that it's not just gotten big. You're huge. You're a force. all the good things. How are you handling it? Good. I think, my darling.
Starting point is 00:28:28 I'm taking a lot of supplements. I prioritize my sleep. Look, I'm worried about you in these supplements. We don't want to lose you. You're one of the greats. How do you like you popping supplements at night? Magnesium. Okay.
Starting point is 00:28:44 All right. All right. I love magnesium. Ah, and vitamin D, B12. Oh, yeah. Iron. But I think these are gateway drugs, be honest with you. I think this leads to bigger stuff.
Starting point is 00:28:57 If I had made it at 20 or 30 or, you know, when I was, I started when I was 32, really, with three little children, I think I would have ended up on dope. I've been out here in Hollywood. It's a lot of pressure. And pressure is privilege and I'm so thankful. But I think because I'm 60 years old and I've lived a full life that I can, I think I'm handling it pretty well. Oh, yeah. know, if I'd have been younger, I'd be walking these streets doing God knows what.
Starting point is 00:29:27 Well, I think you'd just be looking for supplements. And when you say dope, dope is, I mean, dope is just mar- Well, dope can be a lot of things. Oh, so dope is a blanket term. I think so. Well, I grew up thinking marijuana and all dope, really, all dope. And it's just so funny to me out here and in New York when I'm, because Tennessee, nothing's legal with marijuana.
Starting point is 00:29:51 And it's by age growing up with a don't do dope. And now everything is, you want some dope? I mean, do you need a gummy? Sona's high right now. I am always high. We all looked at so on. She's got gummies and, you know, she's got twins. She's got little four-year-olds.
Starting point is 00:30:09 I do. I just recently got a stash box that has a little combination lock so my kids can't get into it. That's good. Good for me. I did it. I shouldn't have talked. I'm sorry. No, I'm glad that we included you in the conversation because I'm,
Starting point is 00:30:21 I will say this, she's an excellent mom. Sona's a great mom, but she is whacked out of her head at night. How old are they? They're four. She's got four-year-old twins. Twin boys, four. Yeah. How old's your grand...
Starting point is 00:30:36 Two and a half ran hand. That's why I keep staring at him. Which I hope everybody, I hope everybody. Let me just say. You tried to diaper me when you came in. And I was okay with it, Leanne. I was. Okay with it.
Starting point is 00:30:52 But just let me say, I mean, your hair, you've got a good head of hair. This is what I got. And honey, men don't, I realized since when I got out here to shoot my series that all these little boys are having to go over to Turkey with bloody heads coming back from these transplants, these Turkish plants. Because everybody's worried death by their hair. Aren't you thankful that big head of hair? I take estrogen treatments.
Starting point is 00:31:16 I do whatever I, just to keep my hair nice and thick. I've got... It is a beautiful color. I'm wearing a training bra right now. A lot of doctors for it. Yeah, I just... But I will do anything to keep the hair. The hair so far seems to have stayed on its own,
Starting point is 00:31:33 but I thought, if I ever lose the hair, that's it for show business because that's how people know me. I'd have to get like a crazy wig. You'll get one of those transplants she's talking about? Yeah, yeah. No, no, I'd get a wig that literally ties around the chin
Starting point is 00:31:45 that takes no effort. I would be totally open about it's a wig. But people want me to be that Conan guy, so bam, this is what we're doing. It's cute. Well, thank you. You're welcome. But two and a half for that red head, and then the white-headed one, the toe-headed one is going to be five in December. Oh.
Starting point is 00:32:04 And they wrestle all day long every day until they sweat. Same. So I wondered, is that what your boys do is sweating and wrestling. All day. Yeah. If they're not running around, they're fighting. Yeah, it's just constant wrestling. And she brings them here and it's chaos.
Starting point is 00:32:18 Yes. Yeah. Because I turn into, I love kids when I turn into a child when I'm around kids. And I behave often more insane than they do. Yeah. I'm the one that needs calming down afterwards. And you get them wrong now? Yeah, I think you are a kid.
Starting point is 00:32:32 And then they come and then it allows you to be yourself. And my wife, Liza, always used to, she'd be trying to get the kids R2 down to get them, transition them into bedtime, get in the crib. And I would get them spinning around like cops. And then the minute they had to go to bed, I'd be like, well, I'm going to go watch Game of Thrones. Why did you? Yeah, and they're just banging around in their room because I had them playing a game called Murder Death, you know. But whatever, it was probably not the best influence.
Starting point is 00:33:06 Yeah. I've heard you talk about playing the Christian comedy circuit. And I was thinking, I've watched a lot of your work and I love it. It all feels to me that it would work fine in the Christian comedy circuit because I don't know why they would have any, why it would be limiting. It seems like you're able to talk about a lot of things that don't conflict with what someone who considers themselves a hardcore Christian would think is okay. You found it a little limiting, but I don't know what it is they'd be objecting to. Early on, I got invited to do, you know, shows and churches, and it just did not feel right to me.
Starting point is 00:33:46 Yeah, okay. It's just a different kind of stand-up. It's got a different pace. It's got some people that do that, have an altar call and all that kind of stuff. Honey, I don't know anything about that. I love the Lord, but I don't, and I want to be able to talk about real stuff. Sure. And I don't mean to, I know I keep bringing up Johnny Cash, but I, and I'm not comparing myself to him,
Starting point is 00:34:07 but I remember him in an interview saying, I am a believer, but I want to be able to talk about Folsom Prison. Yeah, of course. And getting high in a cave. and, you know, all that that he went through. And I like to talk about pen and a bathing suit. I mean, and you just don't know who's going to be upset or prostitute myself to Chuck Morgan so these children have good shoes.
Starting point is 00:34:30 I mean, and I know Jesus loves me, and he knows that I've had to do it. But. And just walk through it with me. So Chuck Morgan's now a Pimp. Yes, he has held money over my hair. And he's got testosterone
Starting point is 00:34:50 because he plays tennis. Yeah. Well. It's been hard. Okay. But what I love is that, I mean, I'm being naive, but whatever your religion,
Starting point is 00:35:05 you should be able to hear about those things. I'm not a prude, but when I watch a movie where every other word is the F word or F-bombs are flying left and right, I think it's just lazy writing. But everything you talk about, peeing in a bathing suit should be something
Starting point is 00:35:21 a congregation can hear. And I think most of them can. Yeah. I just don't want to feel weird. It was more me. Yeah. Nobody ever said anything to me, but I just thought,
Starting point is 00:35:32 I don't think this is where I'm supposed to be. I want to be a mainstream comedian. Sure. And I consider myself clean, but I have innuendo, you know, about Chuck Morgan. So I wanted to be able to be free. and I feel like I couldn't have been free. And I still, I can do a women's, honey, you're talking about a good time.
Starting point is 00:35:50 It's go do comedy for a bunch of women and a church on ladies' night where they've got a taco truck out front and somebody's selling Mary Kay in the lobby. Honey, they throw their purse in there. You could say anything. That's great. And they go nuts. So I do fine at that kind of thing.
Starting point is 00:36:07 I just, early on, I was kind of getting not pushed into that, but, you know, opportunity would come up. And I just thought, I don't think this is, I'm supposed to be. I enjoyed clubs. I enjoyed clubs. And then and then talking about my Sunday school class in the club, you know, dropping a little seed. I like the community. I love being around writers. I love being around comedians. I love just being absolutely ridiculously silly and the back and forth. It's just fun. It's so fun. Some of your years in the wilderness where you're raising kids and you're under the cruel bootheel of Chuck Morgan.
Starting point is 00:36:49 I feel like, oh, that might have been a little lonely at times because you get such a high, a natural high from being around audiences and other comics and talking about this stuff. It's weird how my career would go. There were, you know, every year I stayed kind of busy and then there would be a big boom. And I'd get to go on a little tour with other female comedians. Right. And, you know, we'd all be together. It'd be fun.
Starting point is 00:37:14 But there were a lot of times where I couldn't get booked. But then I'd get a television deal from ABC. You know, something crazy like that, but then it wouldn't make it. So then you get a call Chuck Lorry, who is probably got the longest winning streak of creating hit sitcoms. He calls you and says he wants to do. He flew to Knoxville and sat on the back porch. We fed him lunch. You know, he barely eats.
Starting point is 00:37:42 He in his pants. And me being a southern woman. You make it sound like there wasn't even a TV deal. He just showed up on your back porch and you had to feed him. And then later on he said, hey, maybe we could do it. That's hilarious. But me as a southern woman, I was more worried about the food. Yeah, of course.
Starting point is 00:38:04 But he came there. Warner Brothers flew him and he sat on that back porch and said, I've watched her special and I would, if I'd like for you to do a television show with me. And ask me, ask me. And said that whole 10,000 hour thing. Like, Lynn, I can tell how much time you put into this. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:21 That it was 20 years and that you put your time in. And that meant the world to me. Because I really have gone through times in my career where I thought, am I like one of these kids on American Idol that thinks they can sing? Yeah. Maybe I don't have it. Maybe I'm crazy. So through the years, like Matt Williams,
Starting point is 00:38:38 it created Roseanne in Home Improvement, I had a deal with him. When it's people like that that believe in you. But yeah, Chuck Lorry. And let me tell you, it went quick. It was like, Chuck Lorry, we're going to Netflix, we're going to talk to them. They bought it in the room. Like, we'll do anything y'all want to do. But here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:38:55 You've been managing it really well. I mean, you've been pulling it off, but it's no small feat to do that. Well, the first three weeks, I cried every day and said to my youngest child, T.S., who's my makeup artist and makeup artist on the series, she does that for a living. And she took care of me. And she says now she's my caregiver, and she didn't sign up for that. But anyway, for three weeks every day, I was like, pack your bags. We're leaving.
Starting point is 00:39:22 I don't need this. You know, because I'll be on a huge tour in 100 city tour, 150 city tour for the last few years. And that's where I feel comfortable. And I know it's just me, and I know what to do. This was scared me to death. I didn't know what camera blocking was. I didn't know. I had to learn a script every day.
Starting point is 00:39:42 week and I had not built that muscle up. Eventually, I feel like kind of did. I didn't know about table reads. I didn't know all this stuff. So it was a lot. And I was freaked down. I thought I wanted this all my life and do I really want it? And then I kind of settled into it. So if you promise me, you'll watch, like you'll go from episode six on. Yeah. Yeah. Because in the first few, I feel like you can see it my face. I was torn up and freaked out. But they did put pros around me and they all help me. But also, that's every single show. And I do feel like I thought during all that, and I was scared today, I thought, well, I know I've got timing.
Starting point is 00:40:20 I know I've got comedy timing. I know if they can get me in front of a live audience, I'll be better for that. And I did. We filmed it in front of a live audience on Friday nights, and that helped me. I did feel like going in, I think I could be good at this. Yeah. Because of my timing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:38 So I did have, I felt that confidence about myself. And then Jerry Seinfeld called me and said, was really sweet to me about his sitcom and all the things you said. He said, Liam, we didn't even get picked up. And then they were going to pick us up. Then they weren't and all that. And he said, you'll find that. And it'll feel, you'll eventually feel like you're walking into your home. Yes.
Starting point is 00:41:00 And you'll feel more comfortable. And it really helped me what he did. And he also said, you've got to remember, Lian, you got yourself here. You put in this work and you know what you're. doing and you're the one that can get in front of a live audience and make people or in front of, you know, a theater of 3,000 people or whatever and make them laugh for an hour and a half. You've got to remember that that's what you're bringing to the table. Not everybody can do that.
Starting point is 00:41:24 Of course, yeah. So that made me feel good. He really helped me through that. I didn't know who else in the world to talk to. Well, I called you and you didn't take the call. He said she's still on with Jerry. I would have died if you'd have called me. But I can't work my own phone.
Starting point is 00:41:43 That's David's fault. I said get Leanne and you got Pierce Morgan on the phone. It was weird. I don't know how that happened. He just yelled at me. Where are you now? When do you start the second? I'll start in January.
Starting point is 00:41:55 Okay. And we have 10 episodes we're going to do. You know, Netflix does 8 or 10. The first one was 16 and the first plan was to drop 8. And then my new Netflix special in the fall, like drop 8. like drop eight in the summer, then the Netflix special, and then eight next spring. But they said they had got a wild hair and said, let's just try 16 and see what happens. But most everything they do is eight to 10.
Starting point is 00:42:21 So this time we're going to do 10 because they were, you know, I think my audience, they either binge watched it. It did great. Yeah. But they either binge watched it and watched it two or three times the season, or they saved it like it was networked television. Yeah. And so they were looking at the completion. Also, I mind dropped the same time as those girls that were killing those boars in their panties, the hunting wives.
Starting point is 00:42:47 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, now you've got to fight fire with fire. An episode about you in panties. Girl on girl action. What? No. No, I was not going to say that.
Starting point is 00:43:01 That's what they were. Well, that's what they were doing and killing boars in their panties. They weren't. Wait, so it's girl on girl. and then they kill boards? Yeah. Where have I been? You just described my ultimate television.
Starting point is 00:43:17 The only person missing from this scenario is Leanne. All right. Well, man, I have a question. Does the evil Chuck Morgan now, does he, does it bother him that your specials about you being single? Does it bother him and you're going to be kissing guys and you're, Does that bother him? At first, when they announced it, I think really people thought that it was like a reality show.
Starting point is 00:43:46 And that Chuck Morgan had truly left me for somebody. And people started saying horrible things on line for Chuck. And Chuck didn't even get on social media. Yeah. But he said. He took some heat at the Dairy Queen. Yeah. And he said, do something, Leanne.
Starting point is 00:44:01 People think that I've left you. In my own little daddy, somebody called him his friend who's in his 90s said, I hate so bad that Lian is getting a divorce. And I said, Daddy, it's not real. It's like Beverly Hillbillies. You know, it's not real. He said that's not real? I still think that's real, by the way. But, yeah, Chuck at first, and I kind of bummed on it.
Starting point is 00:44:23 It felt weird to me that Chuck Lorry wanted to do that. But then I thought, now I realize how smart he was because of things. He said, Lynn, I think, whether it's divorce or a job or a death or whatever, everybody, it's universal having to start over. Yeah, yeah. And he said, I think that, frankly, you and Chuck are boring. Oh. He said, that's just been done. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:48 And he said, I think because of that bit in my, also in my Netflix special, I talk about my friend, my girlfriends, if we said, if we had to get out and date, one of my girlfriends said, I think I could show somebody my left breast. The right one looks bad. But he liked that bit. And so, you know, in your late 50s, if you had to get out here and, you know, cat around. Which, by the way, I did get to make out with Tim Daly in this.
Starting point is 00:45:17 Sweet Tim Daly, who is precious. And I did say to Chuck Morgan, I'm kissing Tim Daly this week. They want me to kiss Tim Daly, and I was scared today. And Chuck did not care. And I say this, but I think he really liked for me to make money. And I don't think he cares. There he is, pipping you out again. Plus he knows I'm in menopause and you're probably like,
Starting point is 00:45:40 she's not going to do anything. She doesn't feel good. She's on all those magnesium peel. She's so doped up on magnesium. She's a magnesium junkie. You're buying it in parking lots. Well, Leanne, you are a tonic. You're just an absolute joy.
Starting point is 00:46:01 And I was so excited you could come in. and I'm delighted for you, but I'm also delighted for everybody that likes comedy because you're fantastic. You're really great, and this is a joy. Just a joy having you here. And I hope you come back.
Starting point is 00:46:16 Honey, I would love to come back. Because we're, this is a fun place to hang. You'd like it here. I will be here in January through April and I can mop and I can do dishes. I can do whatever you all.
Starting point is 00:46:28 Someone's got to tell you. I can tend to your baby. base. Okay, yes. I don't know. You don't want to do that. Yeah, I'll bring him in an oxville. I'll just drop them off.
Starting point is 00:46:38 Dolly one. Okay. Yeah. Or soon, Nate's Disney World. Nate Land. Nate Land. Where Opry land was. I grew up going to Opry land.
Starting point is 00:46:47 Can you believe them? I'd been to Opryland. Years and years ago, I went to Opryland and I got on stage at the grand old Opry at one point. Oh, my gosh. My God. I loved it. I just loved it.
Starting point is 00:46:56 It's special. I want to go back and I want to play some, I want to play some music there someday. That's my dream. You play music. I started playing years and years ago. I was doing Rockabilly, which is kind of where it's Elvis Sun Session and Cherry the Lewis and all that stuff. But some of it sounds like country and now I've become friends with some country music guys. And I've always looking at them thinking, I think this is kind of what I'd love to do someday.
Starting point is 00:47:24 Clint Black. Clint Black's a friend of mine. Guitar, yeah. Oh, my darling. So I guess got to go live in Nashville because all my friends live there now. Oh, my friend. friends move there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:34 And you know, when I knew people were moving, hoop-ty-do, L.A. people were moving to Nashville, their Nordstrom shoe department. Honey, all of a sudden it was Chanel. It was like a good cork. Yeah. You know, that was a good orthotic. Yeah. Where everybody could get a normal, everyday sensible shoe.
Starting point is 00:47:52 No, it's. And then it was just all the sudden, Gucci, all that, L.A. people. No, Nashville has become probably too fancy for me, which is, it's amazing. It's great. But I love it there. Absolutely love it there. Yeah, it's nifty. Really lovely.
Starting point is 00:48:06 And then Knoxville, see, up in East Tennessee in the Appalachian Mountains is all that bluegrass, that unbelievable bluegrass that is wonderful. And my son plays the banjo and the mandolin and the mountain dalsam. Yeah. Well, now he's got two babies he doesn't get to do anything. But, I mean, he grew up playing those and taking lessons and all that because he loved gospel bluegrass. All right.
Starting point is 00:48:26 I'm going to open for you doing really bad country music. That's going to hurt you badly. No, it wouldn't. Everybody would be on fire. We'll see. We'll see. We'll talk. We'll talk.
Starting point is 00:48:40 I'll do it for free. Yeah. I'll pay you to do it. Leanne, just continued crazy success to you, all the good things. And we're all so thrilled it. We got to meet you. This is a real treat. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:48:53 This is my treat. Thank you for having me. I feel like I'm with Elvis. What? Let's stick with that. Yeah. We'll go with that. No.
Starting point is 00:49:05 Print that. Print it. Print it. No. We haven't done a state of the podcast in quite some time, and that's where we bring on the great Adam Sacks to tell us about how the podcast is doing, where we are, where we're heading. Yes, this is very good because I feel like I'm working on a submarine and not getting a lot of feedback. People on the street often say to me they're enjoying the podcast. And I recently went to the first.
Starting point is 00:49:40 Philippines and people there would come up to me and say I just was listening to you on the podcast in the Philippines, which is really cool. But other than that, I get no feedback, Intel. I don't know what's happening. So Adam Sacks, you are the podmeister, the pod whisperer. And not since our lawyer, David Melman, have I seen so many notes. Look at this. I'll explain why. But yeah, so, you know, it's this, we've been doing the show now for seven years. That's unbelievable to me. Seven years. It's crazy. That's crazy. We're crazy. We're close to 10. Yeah, it's insane. We had babies in the time. Sona and I made babies. My children were like little when we started. They're in their late 50s now. I know. I was four when
Starting point is 00:50:24 it was so. The crazy thing is so seven years in, I'm going to, I, the reason I, there's a few things on this paper, but one thing I wanted to do is read off some of the accolades that the show has gotten, because we don't talk about this really ever on the show or even we don't talk about it much off the show either. But it's a very Irish Catholic podcast. I know. But I was like, you know what? We don't really ever celebrate this. These are just 2025 honors. So seven years in, I wanted to, these are some things that the show has been honored with this year. A bunch of awards, including the 2025 Webby Award for Best Host, the 2025 Signal Award for Best Host. Which host are they talking about? Yeah. They didn't say. 2025 Amby Award. Ambie sounds like it's short for Ambien. You put people to sleep?
Starting point is 00:51:09 This is the Amby is the Academy of Podcasts. And so we're the... There's an Academy of Podcasts. It's actually 2025 Amby Award winner for Best Comedy Podcast. Oh, check us out. 2025 IHart Podcast Award winner for Best Ad Read.
Starting point is 00:51:22 Now, this is an award, Conan, you've won almost every year, if not every year. Oh, I help them. Because when I read the ads, you can tell that I'm unhinged. Yeah. I think that's a huge part of it. I can't seem to read an ad
Starting point is 00:51:36 without behaving like a fool. Yes, but the important thing is advertisers keep coming back. So the unhinged ads also work. And by the way, it doesn't matter. I'm just going to interject that it's best host or whatever. It's a team effort. And I don't mean that at all. I'm glad you feel that way. Yeah, because I feel like when you do ads, there is somebody else sitting across from you who's helping you with like the ads and stuff. Yeah. I think you're really good at saying, uh-huh, that's true. Or, oh, you. Yeah. I am. I am. There's some, there's something about the ads that are crushing it. And also, if you were here just sitting by yourself, I'd be scared.
Starting point is 00:52:12 You wouldn't be good. Yeah. We'd make you better. You're welcome. Hey, and you know what? That is true. That is true. Oh, I don't want you agree with me. It makes it worse when you agree with you. I know. And that's why I'm getting you. Uh, anyway, back. There's certainly more awards. Yeah. And then also some bigger things. Like Time magazine this year put out their 100 best podcasts of all time. Conan Robynes Herrnees Her Friend was on there. That's cool. Hollywood Reporter this year put out the 44 most powerful players in podcasting in 2025. Conan, You were one of the 44 most powerful players in podcasting. Ooh, fancy guys. And also... I'm going to get a T-shirt made that says, I am one of 44.
Starting point is 00:52:47 We should shout out a great journalist from Vulture, Sean Malin. He wrote a book, The 101 Podcasts That Change How We Listen. Oh, cool. And... Oh, look at that. Cohner Bride needs a friend. Has a nice feature in this book. That's why I have this paper, because this is all just in the seventh year of the show,
Starting point is 00:53:05 which is pretty amazing. So we have not jumped the shark. But we will. So that I wanted to talk about. I think when we put contact lenses on while we're doing the podcast, our listeners will never forgive us. And I think that's coming up soon if it hasn't already aired. If we could get past that, hey, hey, hey, hey, game, then I think we're capable of anything. It was high, high, high, high, high, high, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
Starting point is 00:53:30 We've committed some terrible crimes for which we have not been prosecuted. Time magazine. Yeah, there's an academy of podcasting, but not a war crimes tribunal podcast. talk more about these nuts. Yes. These nuts. Yes. Wait, you always said there's more.
Starting point is 00:53:44 The other thing I wanted to, you know, we've had great guests just recently. We've had people like Nate Bargazzi, Rose Byrne, you know, Kesha, Iyo Adebri, Diego Luna, the cast of Spinal Tatt, the rest of history guy. So the, and then a bunch of returning favorites, Bob Enoch, Tim Oliphant, Sarah Silverman, Martin Short, Mark Merrin. The show gets great guests. And then the other thing. Are you convincing yourself or us?
Starting point is 00:54:08 I don't know. I'm just reading it off the paper. No, these are awesome. I was pretty happy coming in today. And now you're telling me, I don't think you're dying. This is good. All these awards? Come on.
Starting point is 00:54:18 Come on. It's pretty good. And you're very healthy. Okay. Adam practicing this in the mirror before. Well, the other thing, like, this is the state of the podcast. Last time I was on, we talked about video, if you remember. This was like a long time ago.
Starting point is 00:54:31 We talked about how video is becoming a more and more, a bigger part. It's becoming the number one. YouTube is the number one distribution platform for podcast. more people get their podcasts on YouTube now than anywhere else. And so last time I was on, we said we were experimenting with doing full-length episodes. We hadn't really done it regularly. It's going really well. And one of the questions we had was, and why we were sort of testing it, is it going to be like a substitute audience?
Starting point is 00:54:57 People who were listening are now just going to shift over and watch on YouTube and maybe the total pie of audience would stay the same. Or are we going to get new people watching the show, discovering the show? show through YouTube. And what we have found is that it is almost entirely incremental audience that is coming from YouTube, which is pretty amazing. So that means the audience for the show has grown tremendously. Oh, wow. The full-length video, we launched it in May, and it has already almost 20 million views on this full-length video. No, it told me this shit. Oh, my God. Oh, we dress like hobos. Yeah. I'm not wearing makeup. I'm literally dressed like the hobos. What do we? No, you You're clothing by boxcar Willie.
Starting point is 00:55:44 I'm with you on that. Oh, my God. No one told me this. Jeff Ross doesn't tell me any of this stuff. What is he doing? Cut to a golf course. Pretty good. Cut back.
Starting point is 00:55:57 Seriously, what's happening? I should lose some weight. No, I don't like that. I don't like that. You're beautiful. Oh, well, that's very nice. Oh, my God. You need to lose weight.
Starting point is 00:56:05 I will lose some weight. But I'm glad we're on YouTube. So people can check this out. Never ever make a joke about me wearing tweet again. No, I'm saying. Today, this was something Scott Chronic found. It's a cool shirt. Very inexpensive.
Starting point is 00:56:18 I just like to put that out there. Keeping it real. And I wore it this morning and I keep getting compliments. I didn't say I didn't like it. I'm just saying, leave me alone. Also. Yeah, you, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:28 I didn't say I wouldn't wear it. I'm the dean of poetry at. All right. Now that we know this, what if we come in like the Kardashians? All like done up. Yeah. We look different. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:56:42 You have like new giant boobies. Do you remember when you were driving me the other day and we were stopped at a crosswalk and a woman walked by and you said BBL? Big time. She had had a Brazilian butt lift. And I swear to God, I've never seen anything like it. I think you could put a whole dinner tray with like a turkey dinner on it. Can't believe it. And it was completely, it was a.
Starting point is 00:57:08 You know, her back went down, and then it was a 90-degree turn. Yeah. I think it went out like eight inches. Yeah. Not that I've seen eight inches. But, uh-da-dun-d-d-d-d-d-da-da-da-do. Anyway. House Time magazine doing with this.
Starting point is 00:57:27 Oh, yeah. Hey, Newsweek just came out. A worst podcast. Oh, my God. But anyway, it went straight out. Yeah, it was. And I thought, that's just insane. And you were just like, oh, what, is something wrong?
Starting point is 00:57:41 Like, you really, I wanted to get out of the car and, like, help her. I thought she had been injured. I honestly don't even know how that's possible. What's the engineering behind it? But you said this is a big thing now. That's a BBL. Yeah. I think it's dangerous.
Starting point is 00:57:54 I've heard, I don't know why. I've heard that, like, it's a dangerous surgery to get. I, this is gross. We Googled whether or not it's smelled because it was in the news recently about having a specific kind of smell. What are you talking about? Why would it have a smell? Yeah. Wait, are we just talking about putting silicone or something in your bottom?
Starting point is 00:58:12 Yeah, but there's something about the way the procedure's done where it emanates this awful smell. And it's a BBL, it's a butt smell. This is a thing. Yeah. And people are talking about it. Look it up the BBL smell. Is this coming from? I don't even know how to ask a question.
Starting point is 00:58:31 Okay. So the reason we looked into this is because a high profile person has one. and then her ex said that her butt smelled like trash in Manhattan in July. What a lovely relationship they have. What kind of, does he have her? I don't know. I was going to say, does he have her back? How can he not?
Starting point is 00:58:52 But I mean, how do you, what? First of all, I love that this is all coming from a state of the podcast discussion. And we're now talking about the Brazilian butt lift and how it smells. We might have to do it two-part. Yeah. The term BBL smell refers to a temporary unpleasant odor that may occur after a, Brazilian butt lift. It may be due to bacterial overgrowth.
Starting point is 00:59:11 The surgical site can become a breeding ground for bacteria. Fat necrosis. When some of the transferred fat cells die, they release a foul-smelling substance. Poor hygiene or compression garments. Wearing tight compression garments for extended periods can help trap moisture and bacteria. Okay. Well, anyway, just to, I was shocked. I got to go out in the world with you, Morisona.
Starting point is 00:59:34 I don't see these things when I drive around, but when you do, drive around, you know, it's a Dr. Seuss World we're in. And people were paying good money to have their butts turned into furniture. I mean, this was a, she had a shiffrobe hanging off her ass. It was incredible. It was a, you know, what the hell was that? There's, what is going on? There's a collapsible, she was playing with.
Starting point is 01:00:00 Guys, this is the state of the podcast. It's open. I mean, this is very indicative of our entire podcast. Yes, I would say. And with that, we're going to have to make this a two-parter. All right. I wish to say the stay-in of the podcast is strong. But I wanted to say next time we see a BB out, we should ask if we can smell the butt.
Starting point is 01:00:17 Just like go up to her. I'm so glad we didn't get out when we had the chance to get out. He almost got us out. The elevator door was almost close and you ran in and stopped it for that? And just sprayed fart spray in the elevator. So that's great. Conan O'Brien gets out of a car. Hey, you.
Starting point is 01:00:34 I want to smell your ass. Get over here. It's for the podcast. All right, part two coming next week. Part two coming next week. Conan O'Brien needs a friend with Conan O'Brien, Sonam of Sessian and Matt Gourley. Produced by me, Matt Gourley. Executive produced by Adam Sacks, Jeff Ross, and Nick Leow.
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