Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend - Summer S’mores with Conan and the Chill Chums Season 3 Episode 4

Episode Date: August 17, 2023

Conan and the Chill Chums take a moment to appreciate a pizza art gallery featuring their likenesses.

This special episode of Summer Smoors is presented by Solo Stove. Solo Stove is uniquely designed to burn off smoke before it ever escapes the top of the fire pit. Trust us once you've sat around a smoke with fire, you'll never want to go back. Go check them out at solostove.com, use promo code Conan to get 10 dollars off your new pit. Summer Smoors with Conan and the Childchumps,

a six-part series with Conan O'Brien, Sonomofsessian, and Matt Gourley. Let's get started. Hey! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Why?

You want to work someplace else? This is pretty stupid, you have to admit. The mushroom kids, the mushroom kids. We represent the mushroom kids. What isn't Gourley set up the pizza art and I'll set up the glasses? Great, so we're starting with glasses. What should I do, boss?

Well, I think you're doing it. Go Robb, I'll bank you a hobo. I'll start, I'll intro us in. I'll do the YouTube and then Conan over to you for the glasses. I'll kill you. I'll be killed. Okay. You got me. Welcome to summer chores and Hey, you okay. Oh My god, we're not even not that much time is elapsed and

I'm worried about Sonia I'm most of all. You should be. Because she is drinking a powerful rum drink. Matt, how are you doing? You said summer chores instead of summer chores. Welcome summer chores with Kobe and the... Okay. We're doing this podcast, don't you see? I don't think anyone said don't you see since about 1944. Don't you see? We must win World War II.

The best part is listeners you can go to YouTube and check out all kinds of clips from this series. Yeah, if you're if hearing about it doesn't annoy you enough Yeah, and you want to see this total meltdown of us outside on this nice this total meltdown of us outside on this nice veranda. Do you want to see the three hottest people that you've ever seen in life? We're so fucking sexy. I'm wearing a bikini, the size of a dueling. Are you?

Sonna, what are you doing with the cord if you're hot and sick? Yeah, I'm doing you, Nebron. You're doing for the YouTube people. Okay, hey YouTube people. Hey YouTube. This is how son of a YouTuber. Oh, hey YouTube people. Hey YouTube. This is how son of you. Where are you, Tube?

Oh, you look fantastic. You look amazing. Okay. Let me see, point it to me. You, Nibbara. Whoa. Well, I think the important thing is that we're here, we're together, and two of you are wasted.

You're good. I'd like to point out that I'm a three thought-free person. Oh, my God. You're I'd like to point out that I'm a three thought A very thoughtful person you're busted you little damn. Yeah, no, I am not I blame the microphone Which is a Krieger which is not the German brand I prefer it a schluten-dieden anyway I knew that it was your birthday coming up. And I tried very hard to get you a wonderful, this is for you, Mr. Matt Gourley. I tried to get you the perfect gift. I conspired, I went online,

and I found this place that would sell me mid-century vintage cocktail glasses that looked like pineapple, because they have like a copper top. They're really cool looking, and they have a built-in straw. And I thought, oh my God, this is so mad, girlly, and it's also so summer's more,

I tried, I ordered these things and paid for them. And now I would like David hopping to enter the scene, because David, I think you could maybe explain. David! David is my assistant who really does things as opposed to someone who pretends to do things. Anyway, some kind of an important part of that. You burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, do big picture. That's right. What's big picture?

No, you know, when I'm planning to launch satellites, my purchase of, you know what, I have to say when I tried to out bid, Elon Musk for Twitter, Sonom was instrumental. The big picture. Yeah, the big picture. But anyway, it was a favor and tell us, Mr. Hopping, what's the status? Because first of all, take us through it because we've talked about this before, but I ordered Do you know what's the thing? Do you know what's the thing? Do you know what's the thing? Do you know what's the thing? Do you know what's the thing?

Do you know what's the thing? Do you know what's the thing? Do you know what's the thing? Do you know what's the thing? Do you know what's the thing? Do you know what's the thing? Do you know what's the thing? Do you know what's the thing? Do you know what's the thing? They're not here. That's my favorite part of the story.

They're missing. I did check earlier and now it says that a claim has been filed. And now it says that I need to contact the seller. So basically we ordered these from like not eBay, but like an eBay. Like it's like from a seller. FB? Like I was like messaging the girls.

What? It's called sap.com and Yeah, it's not good. She seems really nice though. Can I ask you a question? Yeah, my money has gone through Yes, yes, so you're out of pocket at this so I am out of pocket and and David just be perfectly honest these weren't cheap no, okay So I am out of pocket, this is about a money. And yet right now we're just sharing these vague claims that there's an investigation.

You know what I'm saying? We can see every step of the journey, the package one, I'm like it went from Connecticut to New Jersey to something called Bell California, that sounds nice. That's what I'm saying. And it went out for delivery and then just vanished. Now what is that in in your opinion david and i know that you're a very good detective. Thank you. What do you think happened to the glasses if you had to guess? Do you think someone

stole them along the way or do you think it's an innocent accident? I mean I don't want to accuse anyone of stealing but I think they are stolen. Let's be clear, the real tragedy is I've turned 50 years old and I am weak without gift. Yeah. And I'll tell you, I don't know how much longer I can hold on. Yeah. Well, first of all, it's not just without gift, you're weak without tweek cocktail glasses. Exactly. From the 1950s.

My reason for living. Yeah, exactly. This is, an injustice has been done. Good money has been spent. You know how hard I work and how much I deserve the money that I make. And you know that this is a crime. This is a terrible crime against a great American

who was brought laughter to people for 30 years. Makes it about himself. When do we expect a resolution? Yes, thank you, David. Oh, you know what? Matt, I apologize. I did momentarily make it about myself, and I'm sorry. And I just want you to know that Conan O'Brien is sorry for the loss of the glasses that

Conan O'Brien got you. When can we expect a resolution for your service, that your service to the son in. Conor of Ryan. It's a two days ago and there's no update. What investigation? There's no inspector. There's an investigation. Who's investigating? The UPS is investigating themselves.

The UPS? Oh, this is ridiculous. You know what? I'm sorry, David, I don't want to throw you under the bus, but I would pretend that this happened if I forgot to order something. And then I would have, I have to. Oh my God, did you do that, David?

I'm receipts. I would pull them up, but then everyone would see how much you pay. Hey, you almost big picture. Why don't you get on this? Yeah. Oh, yes. I did something. Sonna, Sonna, Sonna, let me ask you a question.

How would you, I would call UPS. And what would you do? I would give them a piece of my mind. Let's role play that. Hi, this is UPS. Hi, UPS. This is Sonna. I'm calling from, give them a piece of my mind. Let's role play that. Hi, this is UPS. Hi, UPS. This is Sona. I'm calling from, you made a heard of him?

Conan O'Brien's office. You never once heard of him. Okay. Shk. Ah. Well, we had a package. Okay. And guess what?

They never showed up. This is your literal job, UPS, to just deliver this shit. You're right. What's in the package? What's in the package? It doesn't matter what's in the package. You're right, how can I locate it without the contents? Yadill.

What? Why do you need the contents? Yadill. Y'all, well, you should be asking me for my tracking number. You're, huh? Do you even work for UPS? No. You do.

I'm a temp, you do. Who did I call? You ask your question. Yeah, Yadill, you're a biggest insult is comparing someone to a pickle. Yeah Wow, what happened to you? We'll tell you what we don't lose packages here at ups Oh, no, no, no, no, I would I would get it. I would call and get angry. I will say something I'll do it for you. Yeah, David. Can I David? You do a great job but Sonia's the OG and

Sonia has a temper That is off the charts. It started nice, but Sonia I am saying a positive thing which is I used to hear Sonia get on the phone half the time for me to Try and find out what had gone wrong for me. And then half the time, and she would get stuff done. And then half the time, or maybe 80% of the time, it would be saying to someone in L.A. County, I know I went too fast and you give me a speeding ticket, but you can't f with me.

I'm good at getting out of speeding. I mean, I've never seen you get out of speeding ticket like so. I have a So nice. I'm good at getting out of speeding. Oh my God. No one gets out of speeding ticket like so. I have a spotless record and I've gotten a lot of tickets. So you're admitting that you did speed? I did. And so you have. I'm sorry.

When was the date the radar gun was last calibrated? Those are the questions you ask when you fight tickets. You say, hey, when how far were you from my car? Where were you parked? And when you parked there for a long time? You're insane. No, I'm not every day. I got out of every day.

I'm telling you, I would hear this stuff on the phone and she got out of every single ticket and I hear her saying things like, my car's coated in aluminum. So no radar beam can, it was amazing. And I always got out of it. I got out of a red light camera ticket. They had a video of me going through the red and I still beat that. How did you get out of it? Because I I fought it and then it got denied. Then I fought it again. Then it got denied. Then I went to court and they lost the video. Why aren't you putting this amount of energy

into my goddamn glasses? No, Sonna, seriously, David, you do an amazing job. But I think if Sonna was on this, those glasses would be here in 40 seconds. Yeah, I could call it. Because she would go total crazy apes shit on them. In a way that, listen, I don't wish this on you, David. I don't want you to become a monster

but so now is a monster complimenting me i don't understand what happened i think you're an incredible i think when king con got to the top of the empire state building in spot of those by planes and it was amazing you are an out of control and same person you're the crack and but guess what you're an amazing crack and you're the lockness monster on Kraken. And you get it done every time. I don't know if I should say thank you. Yeah, me. Just say thank you. I don't want to say I don't know. I don't feel I don't feel

complimented. You will once the drink wears off. Yeah. We got to get to some pizza art. Why don't you? Yeah, let's get this in pizza art. We're not on the thank you. David, thank you. Thank you. David't got no money. Thank you, David. Thank you. Thank you, David. We're all in your service. Thank you, and you have failed, and now Sonia will pick up the gauntlet. Let's move on.

Summer Swords series is back. Each year, we gather on a solo stove fire pit. Let's cut it nice. You can tell you guys. I love you, too. I'm OK. I know. Man, I love each other.

So it's just okay. This your solo stove, so send us the bonfire. It's designed to put out some serious heat without putting off that dirty, S-word. You know what I'm talking about? Smoke. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

It's like I tell you. The solo stove is uniquely designed to burn off smoke before it ever escapes the top of the fire pit. Once you set around a smokeless fire, you'll never want to go back. Guys, correct me if I'm wrong. I've sat around some fires in my day, okay? Smoke gets in my eyes. I start crying. People think I'm having an emotional breakdown. I'm taken away and put into an institution. There's no smoke here. We got a nice fire. We got some heat, but no smoke. That's why we know you're crying is actually just emotional in that smoke. Exactly. I'm crying because I'm with two people. I love very much. Oh, wait, who's here? That's me. Sorry, my glasses

weren't on. Anyway, so, so, it has multiple different colors that are portable. So you can take it into the backcountry and go to the beach, you can go up to the top of a mountain, you're going to a deep cave, it looks good, it works great, plus it has a lifetime warranty, which means we could do easily 7,000 seasons of this show. That's a lot.

Any, I'd like to retire at some point. I don't think so, your family has said they're fine with you working. Anyway, we could do a lot of seasons, and that solo stove would keep on cooking. Go check them out. What's some point? I don't think so. Your family has said they're fine with you working. Anyway, we could do a lot of seasons, and that solo stove would keep on cooking. Go check them out at soloistov.com and use promo code Conan to get $10 off. Your new pit. I am very pleased to introduce my sister-in-law, Sarah Lentch.

She'll be coming in here in a second. She has taken great pains to create three pizzas with very specific pizza art. Oh wow. This is something Sarah helped us out last year. She did incredible work using marshmallow. She's very artistic. Oh yeah, that's what she does for living. She's an artist and pre-cash in the dressing room.

Yeah, she's terrific. I like her. And so she's going to do, she's going to render for living. She's an artist and pre-cash in the dressing room. Yeah, she's terrific. I like her. And so she's going to render some pizza art is what you're saying. And she's done this professionally. For pizza hut, she's done pizza art. Very cool. Yeah. All right, so I don't quite know what pizza art is.

I don't know neither, but we're about to find out. I'm a little bit, I'm gonna say, beguiled. Are you? Yeah. I've never been beguiled before in my life. Are you bewitched? I'm bewitched, I'm bewildered. Hmm. I'm beside myself, I'm bewildered. I'm beside myself.

I'm behind the times. I am very excited. So how you doing? I'm all right. How do you feel? Yeah, I'm fine. Do you want a big hug? I can't drink anymore.

Or I will vomit into the solostope. Can I say one thing, you are crying and your tears are pure rum. Hahaha. Oh, I got it. Drink them. You all know, all know, all know, all know. I've decided. Check this out.

Oh, what's up? I just got a notification on my phone. There's a new episode of Conan O'Brien needs a friend. Oh, there is. That's incredible. Kelly Clarkson is available. Oh, very good. That's a good one.

I like Kelly. Oh, here we go. Oh, it's Sarah Lawned, everybody. Sarah, very good. That's a good one. I like Kelly. Oh, here we go. Oh, it's Sarah Lawned, everybody. Sarah, thank you. Nice to see you again. What's up, everyone? Hi. If you want to talk, you can stand by the mic,

or you can just show off your wears, whatever you like. Hello. Sarah, you did an amazing job last year with the Smoor's art. Really incredible. Now you're working with Pizza, which I think is a much more difficult medium. It is a very difficult medium. In fact, it's only going to look nice this one time once it goes in the oven. It will become bloated and distorted like my face after 50. Yeah, yeah. See what? Let's be agreed with you. You know what I'm saying?

Hey, Sarah, thanks for, thanks for jumping up and saying, oh no Conan, you look amazing. Helping us out here, we also have my beautiful wife Amanda and my beautiful solo stover representative, DG. Yes. Okay, let's take a look we've got. All right, so you do the tour? Is it DJ or DG? DG.

DG, DG. I thought you said DJ, but it's DG. I did say DG. I like to correct you. Yeah, thank you, Sona. You said it right. Thank you. Rio.

Oh, where are we looking at here? Let's look up this. This is Conan. That's me. Is that me or is that Michelangelo's David? I can't. Oh, oh, my God. These are really good.

That's terrific. That's beautiful. Okay, with the hummus? You know what? It's cool. It's hot at hummus with my pizza and I. Okay. It's very exciting. It's not upsetting. I admit it. You like it. Oh, look at him. Look at that. With his glasses. Oh my God. I want to punch that pizza. Really? I want to quit that pizza. You want to quit that pizza? He wants to. She's laughing hard. I mean, admit, you'd also like to punch the pizza of your husband.

The punching of pizza is funny. I think it was the thought of violence towards your husband that he's due. Stop trying to destroy our already fragile marriage. Okay, let's take a good look at these. These are incredible pizzas. I think that's goryly. What. It's I think that's gory What do you mean you think that's gory? I don't know you got ham hair You know what I've often looked at your hair and thought that looks like ham to me

And I've several times I've tried to bite it. Yeah, so now you look beautiful in that. Oh, yeah, I know Sarah Thank you. You're Scallion earring I just saw that It's a scallion? I'm sorry. All about that earring life. It's a little... Yeah, you know, the first two years that I worked with Sonia, she used green onions in her ears.

But it's more of a superstitious thing. And then let's see the Conan. This is Conan, just post-surgery. Jeez, hair. Color drain from his face. And then you've surrounded me with mushrooms. Not my favorite, but you know what? I like the aesthetic. I think I look pretty.

Well, I've got about the aesthetic. It's all about the aesthetic. And I think you've done it. You've really captured my fear and my self-loathing, my uncertainty, and all my genetic frailties in one pizza. And I think you've done, this is beautiful work. It really is. It's really nice. It's really nice. It's really nice nice. Thank you Oh My twin You like separate it my mother there's a look this family lower that I was a malformed cone of twin

You're the malformed twin. No, I'm saying I'm the malformed one. They're really good one went off That's aren't Ryan Reynolds, I think. I can't wait to see these things get cooked and we all get just blistered and mutilated and... Yes, I wanted. Mine's gonna be like a religious experience where mine becomes even more beautiful and that's when you all realize that I am.

Maybe you should burn that one. No, come on, let's be nice here. I've always been nice to you, sona. Yeah, he brought out hummus with my pizza. I didn't say to do that. I just suggested it be injecting to the crust. Oh, okay, well. Well, need this crude barbarian,

didn't follow my orders. They should start with the cruel master himself and put Conan into the 900 degree oven. Yeah, let's do it. Let's go for it. Let's go for it. Free food there for a while. You guys want it to be there for seven days. I hope you sunscreened your pizza

because you're about to get blistered. That's a very talented woman. Yes. Who's looking after your daughter if your wife's here? Oh, we haven't seen her in weeks. Okay, you're a terrible father. But you know what? It's for the podcast, so I approve.

And Sonia, have you checked in on your kids? Yeah, I just watched them while they were sleeping. You know what's weird? Sonia has a camera that looks at her twins when they're sleeping. She also has a camera that looks at me when I'm sleeping. Yeah, I do too. She, she, she that for years is my assistant.

I have to check, make sure that Liza's reading you your bedtime story. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, and that she's changing your diaper and that she's reading you to sleep. she's always ready to do a good night moon. After that, she'd read me the final days about Nixon's last days in office. And then I'd be like, this is what we read the boys. Yeah, final days. Mama, mama, read us about Nixon. All right. Kissinger came and they both braided. Oh. Is that true?

Yeah, sure, everything I say is true. That's nice. It's nice to think of them sleeping soundly while you're here, eating pizza and drinking a little too much. Chobius room. I took a break from the drinking. You want more? I got more, but.

Did you notice the glitter in here? Do you see that? No. I think that's just asbestos. Yeah, I did put a bit in. Mm-hmm. I think you made this at an old school. I did.

It was retrofitted in the 1920s. I found a Nevada bomb shelter. I swear to God, when I was a young lad, I ran track, Newton North High School. That was our arrival. Ran track there many times. Lung's burning. Like a year or two after I graduated, they said they tore down that gymnasium

because it was filled with this bestest. And I just want you to think about that. I bet you would have done a lot better if there wasn't a bestest. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, what a handicap.

I used to say to the coach, I think it's the bestest. I think that's the reason I came in last. And the coach... You don't want to go on a date with me, must be the asbestos. Acne, that's asbestos. Long legs and skinny shoulders, asbestos. People think my jokes are tired asbestos.

I used it for, I mean, many, many years of excuses. Didn't like my late night show asbestos. The important thing. Oh, you got a warning. Oh, you got a warning. You've got a warning. It really does sound like the 10 men from the Wizard of Oz fell down a well.

Keep on your toes, podcasters. Let's go. assholes and elbows. Stay frosty, come on. Okay. What did you do in Track You, Rand? Yeah, I wanted to be a, I wanted to be a sprinter because I was pretty fast, but then they said, you're so long-legged and you're getting so tall,

we think you're gonna be really good. And I thought at the mile and they said, no, the two mile. So I ran the two mile and that, it wasn't fun and I wasn't any good at it paparazzi! helicopters keep whenever the paparazzi senses that I'm talking about my gloridates is a high school athlete they circle and I can't have it I just can't have it do you think it would have been different if you ran just the mile?

I think it would have been different if I had just joined the chess club. I think it would have been better yet the checkers club or the spelling bee. Anything would have been better for me. I wasn't meant for that life. I think I knew then that my mind was too important and that I to spend all that blood nourishing my muscle would be a waste of time. So at that point in my life, I decided I must sacrifice my athletic skills, because one day there was something called a podcast.

You decided. Oh, I knew. I knew that one day a radio would go away, but then it would come back on this weird computer thing and I would be there with my Musseless body And my giant head in talking face and I would lead a new revolution It would bring us to the very middle of the podcast

university. You guys? Yeah. Pretty great times. Oh, my God. I feel like you just got a diagnosis. This is where I say goodbye. All right.

You only? Yep. Okay. We're still here. I have no idea where we are in the firmament of SummerSmoors. We are in the fifth episode of the fourth episode of Mesta.

Wait, say again. We are in the fourth episode of Smummers' course. You don't, I want you to really actually try to say it. We are in the fourth episode of SummerSmoors. Yes. We will have one more outdoor episode and one more in studio episode. Very good. And we will do it. We will like it. Yes. Okay. Well, thank you very much, Dean Martin of our time. You are a testament.

You got him good with that. Well, trust me. Somewhere a 90 year old man is having a good chuckle. Burn. Oh, it is a sick burn. Trust me, somewhere a 90 year old man is having a good chuckle. Burn! Oh, it is a sick burn. What I just gave right now. It is not a sick burn. It is a healthy burn.

It is not. Well, I didn't say foster brooks, and that's an even cookier, smaller reference. So hey, if you're out there and you like my references, come say hi to me at the local mall. I'll be there, cutting a ribbon. I have a question. I'm very excited to at the local mall. I'll be there cutting a ribbon. I have a question. I'm very excited to see the pizza art. We saw it beforehand,

but after those flames, those solo pie flames, what will this pizza art look like? We will only find out if you stay tuned. Oh my God. We're going to see the pizza art fully cooked next episode and we're going to have a special dessert treat presented by my wife, Amanda.

Okay. So what you're saying is that our podcast listeners should keep listening because they can listen to us see uncooked pizzas, turn to cooked pizzas. If you stop listening now. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, you said hold on to your assholes. Yeah, but it's something I think. I would say that any Eduardo, that's me just normal talk. I think he sobered up a little bit. Yes, I'm sorry.

Sobered up, I was, you stumbled on a few phrases there. Yeah, you did. Of course I did. Because I've got new teeth. Well, I'm sorry, I don't think it's funny that a man my age has to have Tentures Restrainted and I had to have them refitted again tonight. Okay, so let's say something sane. Okay. Yeah

No, wait do it now. Uh, cut. So stay tuned. Oh boy for the next episode. Okay Summersmoors and the next episode of Summer Smores and we'll be right back and we will see how that cheese melts. And Conan say something same? My name is Conan O'Brien and this is Summer Smores and we're waiting for uncooked pizzas to become cooked pizzas. I am as sober as a judge. Stay tuned.

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