Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend - Summer S’mores with Conan and the Chill Chums Season 3 Episode 5

Episode Date: August 24, 2023

The wheels begin to fall off as Conan and the Chill Chums eat their own pizza faces and roast dessert bananas.

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a six-part series with Conan O'Brien, Sonom of Sessian and Matt Gourley. Let's get started. Great job, everybody, and welcome back. We do a show. Wait, I'm sorry. Great job on what? We be back, we do a show.

You're a mess. You don't know what I've been through. I do. I've seen it go through you. Okay. You like what? Literal rum. I've watched gallons of rum go.

Well, now it's time we take a look at what pizza art is like when it gets boiled in a oven. Yeah. But wasn't really, I wouldn't say boiled, but they took, I think, very accurate portraits of us depicted in pizza and then shoved them into a, would you say, 750 degree oven to 900 to 900 degree. And now we get to see what happened, which one should we start on? Okay, what? Let's start on mine. Okay, and this is a wonderful depiction of me in about six years.

That is me six years. Trust me, this is every uncle I ever knew. This is what happens to no Brian. If we don't put on sunblock and we like our Soana is so now it's falling apart. Well, and also the pizza's not doing too well I went a prize I can see your eyes your eyes are and your earring is moved up your head. Yeah, yeah So the heat I guess distorted your ear you still have that wonderful hair made of pepperoni, which is not unlike your own hair. Very high in sodium and- Very greasy.

Yeah. So you and I look terribly distorted. You know, actually, it doesn't look bad. Matt Gourley. Well, that just means I'm pure of heart and innocent of soul. No. It just means that you were meant to be a pizza. I'll take it.

So now I take it. So now and I were meant to be humans that live on earth. Wait a minute, I see your glass is still. Yeah. Yeah, you do look like rivers Cuomo after a terrible house fire. Mm-hmm. Oh.

But that's a compliment. Yeah, that's an improvement. Yeah, no, no, you look fine. I think we can all agree that Matt, your pizza depiction held up the best under intense temperatures. I win this challenge. You do.

Sonah, how do you feel about the way you look? Oh, you know what? I'm a little, I can see my eyes and I don't think I wanna be a pizza. Can I say something, Sonia? I recognized this version of you. It was after we did a week of shows at Comic Con and you would hit the bars every night.

Yeah. About four or five, six years ago, that was what I would see in the morning going, blah, gling bomb. That was what I had depicted. Yeah, that's what I saw. That doesn't make any sense. And I just look like Irish people do.

After a certain age, there's nothing we can do about it. I want to eat myself. Well, I'm gonna move on. Okay, it got really quiet after I said that. I'm a fucking pizza. It's not like I actually want to eat myself. Can I quote you on that? I'm a fucking pizza.

I'm just saying I want to eat my pizza. Okay. All right. Yeah, why it's fine I don't want any trouble from her Matt would you distract this insane bowl? Yes, so I'm not gourd. Let's first of all give a big round of applause for Sarah For handling all the pizza art. Thank you. Shasha. That's That's Shae Shae's the family name. My daughter calls her Shae Shae. Thank you so much for doing this for us. For DG for helping us out. And we're gonna bring in Amanda here in just a second. So, man, if you wanna grab the treats we've got coming up. Oh my God.

That treats coming up. Well, I read this special announcement and hold my own face. To see the pizzas and get the drink recipe, be sure to follow at Team Coco Podcasts. Oh, no. I'm the guy. I'm the one who's being on Instagram. And as a reminder, you can watch clips from these espodes on Team Coco YouTube. I can't tell how much of you is, how much of its performance and how much are you really a little bit? That's the art, isn't it? Just said the drunken man on wrong.

I've never felt better myself. Oh, you come on. Hey, I have an idea brought to me by other people. Okay. Let's eat our own faces. I literally say I want to keep me. I just want to eat me. It's gonna be fair.

Okay, you know what? I don't care anymore. Can we get our other faces in here? Yeah, we're also gonna need we need to cut our faces. Oh, we do need to cut our faces face cutters You don't want to just peel it off? Well, my just just grab it Grab a chunk do I want to eat my chin, my eye, my forehead? Thank you, sir. Thank you so much.

Thank you so much. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. How hot is this, or is it still, it's cooled off a bit? It's cooled off. Okay, I'm gonna take some, here's what I have to do first. I have to remove the defending, oh, look at that. A solo stove. A solo stove very nicely incinerates.

The mushroom I do not want to eat. That's good cheek. Mm, I'm going right for my jawline. Mm, what an iconic jawline. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Very good.

Yeah. I look horrifying. I tasted. Mm. I think. Mm. You're saying loaded with cheese. Mm-hmm. A lot of cheese happening on codenance.

I'm tasting some inphetamines. What's happening? Mm-hmm. Incredible. Mine tastes of charm and... Mm-hmm. And wide. How's yours, son?

Again, I just lost a pepperoni. Mine's really good. I'm wide. How's yours, son? It's good. I just lost a pepperoni. Mine's really good. Do you kids eat pizza? You're little twins? Yeah, they like pizza. They don't eat it that much, but they like it.

What's their favorite food? Yeah, what's their favorite food? Lamb chops and corn. Come on. I'm not even kidding. I'm not even kidding. No one's favorite food is lamb chops. I my favorite food is lamb chops.

You need to leave. What's your favorite food? Great cereal. What? Wait, no, for reals. What is it? My favorite food, bean and cheese burrito. That's lame.

Can I speak to you under the chair, please? I'm gonna call a new career low for me. I have talked to the greatest people in the world, and then with you two idiots, eating our own faces made of pizza, and we're having the dumbest argument I've ever heard. And I just saw that my career was over. Can I get a napkin or am I in some kind of medieval time? This is delicious. This is really good. Mine tastes fantastic. I'm Never really full and I'm done. Oh, thank you, honey. You know sitting on of these star. I'm already stars

I just nice to be out here. Yeah, I'm enjoying myself. I like being in the night air me I mean I mean, too. I'm enjoying the fraternity, the company, and also the sorority. Thank you. It's nice. This is nice. This is really nice. I like summer smores. I don't wish to do it in the winter. We should have winter smores. And autumn smores. Autumn smores. But fuck spring, if we do spring smores, I'm out. Well, I'll talk to the advertising department

and see if they can monetize it. We don't need an advertiser, we can just do it because we're friends. Oh no, I would never do this. I'm here because there's a commercial tie-in and the second there's not, I'm out of here. You just said you like the company. Yeah, I like the company and then there's an

asterisk at the end of this endorsed By a product I believe in like solo stuff Okay, mm fantastic Who wants to run my pizza? Once the rest of it. Who wants the rest of her? She's got a lot of funk Yeah, take good care of him. Would your Would you try to take my fucking pizza away from you Chilimmy? Chilimmy Jason Chilimmy's been with me almost 30 years. Do you try to take my fucking pizza away from you, Cholemi? Cholemi? Jason Cholemi's been with me almost 30 years. Did you try and take a pizza away from an Irish,

a giant Irish guy trying to eat it? I did. I apologize. Did you immediately realize the mistake you were making? I walked away immediately. Yes. It was like a great white shark was chewing on a dead seal and you were trying to take it away. Yes, mistake. Hey big guy, could I try a piece of your face? Get the fuck out of my mouth. I give me a piece of your face or I will quit. Do you need a thing? No, I need a piece of face. Do you need a thing?

Hey, Tara, turn us some face for a, what, why do I have a piece of glass? Old glasses over there. A glass? Call me old glasses. I don't know your name. I don't have a name. Hmm.

Oh, this is not a good one. Give me a proper one. There's no proper face. Peace. All right. We also got to bring in the desserts here. What? We have a dessert. This is a dessert. Well, part of the thing is this whole thing is called summer s'mores. And it's time we move past. Do you want to remind people how this came into being? Yes. I on the podcast came out against more. Not just you.

You as well. Yeah. And so did disagree. It was two against one. I love this more. I love it. And you know what? We got a lot of people responding to me in a positive way.

You have to admit me too. A lot of people said Conan and Matt are right. It's a disgusting dessert. It's a sham. No one really enjoys it. They just tell themselves they enjoy it because they think they're supposed to have fun eating this crap out in the woods. That's how Summersmore started because it started a revolution in this country. Can I, do I, can I have a moment to respond please?

I don't know. Shortly after we did Summersmore's last year, I went on a book tour for my book, The World's Worst Assistant, Available in Bookstores everywhere right now. You can order it After we did summer smores last year, I went on a book tour for my book, the world's worst assistant available in bookstores everywhere right now. You can order it on Amazon. You can get it at your local bookstore. You can get it at a big bookstore. Just like you could go buy it. It's a big bookstore.

I don't know. Costco. What I want to say is every time before I was going to talk to people, I said, hey, who here likes smores? An overwhelming majority. I think that what you're talking about is a very small, loud group of people who are stupid and they're wrong. No, you're a fool. No, I've been out there. What I'm saying is I've been out there in the street. You were asking people for a conditioned response. I was out there. I was out there. What I'm saying is I've been out there in the street. You were asking people for a conditioned response. I was out there.

And you were getting a conditioned response. You were asking a bunch of, hey, puppies, bark and you'll get your treat. We have a perfect sample size here. Two out of three, don't like smores. You're probably like vanilla ice cream. It's a terrific flavor. It's the most exciting flavor I've ever tasted.

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Let's bring in Amanda Lund. Amanda, tell us what you've made for us, what you've graced us with here today. Yeah. Banana boats. OK. And this is an improvement on s'mores, basically. You think it is. Tell us what you've made for us what you've graced us with here today. Yeah banana boats. Okay, and This is an improvement on s'mores basically. You think it is what where do you come down on s'mores? I know I'm okay with s'mores. I think it is an improvement

Thank you. I mean you sort of just implied you don't like s'mores. I'm not a huge Sorry, a bunch of communists But anyway, these are basically there like you take a banana and you slice it and you stuff it with stuff I know! Sorry. A bunch of communists. But anyway, these are basically there, like you take a banana and you slice it and you stuff it with stuff, you wrap it in tin foil and then you put it in the fire. It's a camp dessert. Yeah.

And then you eat it with a spoon and it's just a hot banana. Wonderful. And what have you got inside the banana? Okay, so banana A is like a smores banana. God, dammit. Thank you. But it's deconstructed. So it's Nutella, um, marshmallow and graham cracker crumble. Oh, that sounds good. And then banana B is salted caramel sauce, milk chocolate, and vanilla wafers. Gives. And then banana C is a, I don't know why I did this is condensed milk

Pineapple mango jam macadamia nut and coconut reverse dips. You don't want that no, okay, and then there's the mystery You want into your pocket or are you just happy to see us? What's that was a mystery this is a mystery I see us. What's that with the mystery? This is a mystery, Benian. Wow, okay. So I'll just wrap them up and you read it. I'll take a mystery over that fucking number three.

Yeah, I'll take, what sounds like a train wreck. I'll take B, condensed milk. So did you want the smorgas, or not? I have duplicates of the other ones too. I'll do them all. I'll try and use a third one, no one wants.

Yeah, yeah. Have the third one with condensed milk. It's like mango stickier ice. Oh yeah. No one won. Yeah, yeah. Have the third one with condensed milk. It's like mango stickier ice. Oh yeah, condensed milk is good, but. I don't know. I really don't know. So you just left. I tore my own face apart.

You did. I'm like a wild animal. You ate your whole head. Well, so you've seen me around. When I'm around carbs, it's not pretty. When you're around pizza specifically, too, you turn into a different person. I know. I've been trying to be so good. I've been locked out during that segment.

I don't know what happened. I don't know who's president right now. I don't know who the last two presidents have been. I completely blacked out and I inhaled my whole face, made of pizza. And it was fantastic. Even the mushrooms were good. Did you like it more because it was your face? Yes.

Okay. I am what's called a narcissist. Okay. A food narcissist. No, just a narcissist. A narcissist. Across the board. Okay.

So if someone made my face out of strict nine, I would eat it happily and then die. That's just me. What is strict nine? Strict nine is a famous poison. die. That's just me. What is a strict name? A strict name is a famous poison. Oh, okay. It's real famous. That is actually quite famous. Hey, strict name can get into any club in America.

You're like, hey, strict name. Get on in here. They all left the road. This is for you. How long do we cook this over the open flame? Is this me or you? Yeah, that's you. I don't know.

Just a couple minutes. Okay. Okay. And this is unrelated to solo stuff. Ah. Thank you. Maybe you're related in some way. Thank you. Don't.

Thanks Amanda. Thank you Amanda. You're kind of nudge in my banana here. Who are you talking to? Trying this one too. This is one no one wanted, but I'm so curious. It's the mystery one? Yeah, no, no, no, no.

No, that's the condensed milk one. Okay, but do I need to bake it? Yeah. You could just toss it in a stove and see what happens. How do we get it out? With tongs. Well, we just saw how their relationship works. How do I get it out?

With tongs. Can we get another set of tongs? Don't worry about it. Where's our, do we have a tong boy? How long? I don't know. So we've been cooking. I don't know who thinks of these things.

Amanda. No, no. The bananas at the end. That's Amanda. Well, she has made these before and I thought, hey, let's get that going on. Okay. Thank you. She has like blacksmith taunts.

She's fantastic. Ba na na na na. Ba na na na na. That's your favorite joke, isn't it, son? That's Beethoven's favorite fruit phone. Oh, no. Oh, you see, just leave it in there. Is that the idea?

Okay, and then tomorrow morning, someone puts a hose on that and cleans it out. A raccoon or an apostle? Now, do we wait? Is something, is there like bananas supposed to leak out of this thing? How do we peel it? Do we need fire gloves?

No one responded. It's a God. She left. And I'm by love, didn't mean she left me. She took the kids. You know what? This is the lowest tier of show business right now. I have seen many of the right now. I have seen

many of the great heights. I have. I have. I have climbed the Alps. And now here I am roasting a banana of that contains unknown ingredients. I'm so glad. It's wrapped in foil. I could be there at the end. And we're not even here here we're here in an audio format and I've never been lower I am the lowest I can be yeah I'm just telling people that we're roasting bananas somebody unwrap dessert or cryogenic cocks that we are roasting what just settle down dude it's all good Just settle down, dude. It's all good. Don't call me dude. Beep, beep, beep. Uh-oh, Sonas Adelis, she's doing her beep, beep, beep.

She's doing her R2D2 after a night at the pub. Thank you. Yours is smoking. Yeah, I don't know if that's good or bad. Thank you very much, Amanda. Thank you, Amanda. Amanda, you're the only person here I respect. All right, so, oh good, thank you so much.

Which one has the condensed milk? Which one has the metamusel? Oh, this looks good. Oh, they're actually still in the peels. That adds to the crispiness. What is in here? It's banana, obviously. And what else? I see other ingredients as well. I love a cooked fruit. I see other ingredients as well. I love a cooked fruit.

I love a fruit under duress. What do you have? You have the mystery one? No, I don't have the mystery one. Oh, I know. I know. You do get the mystery one. This is the mystery. What's in mine? What do you think's in it? Yeah, well, I'm getting notes of LSD.

Mine is great. Mine's really good. Mine is delicious. The teller and the nano. I think there is some marshmallow in here. It's fruit. So it's healthy. And some chocolate.

Anybody, it's like an ice cream sundae. What is it? And what's in here? Um, okay, I don't quite remember, but I can go. Well, that's great. I love it when it's chef tells me. I don't know what the hell I put in there, but have a good night and get out of here I think it's peanut butter Nutella jam and nuts or something

Yeah, there's also a lottery card in here. It's a scratch off This is really good. This is very good. I have to say, I didn't, I never heard of this treat before, but it's very good. Yeah. We went camping and jimedjish. What happened? You okay? Hey.

So you're here to tell us about life after a stroke. How you feeling? I'm feeling really active, my member of society. Oh, my God. This is, you know what? I mocked this dessert. Some would say I even belittled it. And now, it's delicious.

I'm wrong. Here's what you do, folks. You take up banana. Try to open. Jamelon, a shit in there that might taste good. Then you kind of push it back together again. And then you wrap it in foil. So let's dig you up, I'm pretty.

Oh yeah, you guys really got me. I'm the one who's off. I'm sorry, I could do eye surgery right now. You guys can't stand up. Any hoots? Unbelievable. I could remove any obstruction over a cornea. And the patient will be fine.

And I'd be awarded a Nobel Prize in medicine Well you two fools. They could not complete the simplest course. That was the best dessert I've ever had And I just stupid. No, it's not true. It's really good. It's really good But don't say it's not bad. I don't insult my wife when I slap you with a white glove I'm just saying. Oh, me or him. Well, the view I have two hands, you're more dills. Okay, I'm gonna put that down. Incredible. Well, these jeans need a served as napkins. That's fine. I gave you an napkin. Yeah, and I used it.

And then the jeans took over. Good water. I switched to water a while ago, Liz, and I think it's a the jeans took over. Mmm, good water. I switched to water a while ago, Liz, and I think it's the responsible thing to do. Now, Sonah, your alcohol glass is empty. It is not. Yeah, it is kind of empty. I was at how you define empty. It's like, mucleic.

That's melted ice. You got busted. Yeah, oh, I really got busted. You are too great. Sad, broken. Sad broken. A broken, a broken, a broken robot. Here, my God, I feel, broken, whole cleaning robot.

Oh my gosh, I feel like that can't function properly. What's that? You look amazing, sona. Oh, I've come to this. I don't look amazing. I gained a lot of weight. I think, when I stopped breastfeeding, because you could just burn calories, producing milk.

And then when I stopped, I just, because I eat a lot of chocolate, I gained it all back, all of it because I eat a lot of chocolate, I'm going to all back all of it. I eat a lot of breast milk. Okay. Also at night, I like, you know, sometimes I toke up a bit, sure. And then I get the munchies real bad.

And then I like, what do we have in the fridge? The most disgusting folk song I've ever heard. And then I go in my fridge. And I look for frozen pizza. And I put ever heard. And then I go in my fridge, and I look for a frozen pizza, and I put her in. Put her in the oven. First I preheat, and I put her in.

And I think, this is gonna be good. But then I pull her out a little too early because I get excited. And it's still a little cold, because I didn't cook it all the way. But I don't care, because I'm a little stoned. And I love that pizza. But this pizza is better, because Solostov

sponsored this series, and they make a good pizza of it in the pie, released on 3-14. All right, you. Um. I was on a run. the pie, released on 3-14. All right, you, um. I was on a run, I could have gone for a lot longer. All right, I know you could have gone a lot longer. I also mentioned our sponsor. You did, you did.

You were welcome. Get the bills paid around here. You worried about paying them bills? Sometimes you worry about paying those bills. All right, listen. Okay. Um, I wanna thank you guys. I know you don't.

It's something. When I say you guys, I mean, the people that made this end. I wanna thank, I wanna thank the sun for continuing its orbit around the earth. We don't deserve this. And bring this to a successful close. Now, that was a little trick. You're what I said, the sun's orbit around the earth.

Incorrect. It's the earth that orbits the sun. My job, Galileo. Well, that is my rap name, and I'll tell you this. If you pay attention every now and then, put little, little clues in there, little puzzles and you got to solve them. My own. You got a nice, what do you play in over there and what is that thing?

My guitar? No, I know. What is it? It's a tailor. No, it's a tailor. Those are very beautiful. Those are very nice. Yeah.

What key you work in in, doctor? Are we in tune? No pick. No pick. Have we hit a new low? I would say new low. I would say that we were doing fine. We were flying high.

But like Icarus, we flew too close to the sun. That's why I think it's good to call an end to things. You know, it's been to call and enter things. You know? It's been a wonderful time here on the balcony of the Conoco building here at Larchmont. If you wanna visit us, come by any time. I won't tell you where it is. Yeah.

We're basically a target. But come by. But come on by. But this was nice. I had a good time, didn't you, Sonna? I did. I had a really good time. I don't think alcohol blends well with us sometimes. I think we are not responsible people Can you speak for yourself at word? Oh, how do you think I'm doing? I think you've recovered nicely recovered?

I never had a huge yeah, he's right. I had no right recovered over the what are you talking about a Darba? How you think I'm doing? Yeah, God. I think, no, I was right. I recovered over the, what are you talking about? A Darba, how you think I'm doing? Yeah. Oh my God. I think Amanda should be starting the car. Yeah. Guys, seriously, let's wrap this up. Yeah.

So I think we've done, we've done enough. I wanna thank everyone. I wanna thank the good people at Solo Stove making this possible. I wanna thank me for really making the whole thing possible. Oh, boo! Boo! Boo! I want to thank me for really making the whole thing possible. Ooh, boo! Fuck. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha Good God. Yeah. You're really talented at making horrible noises. I knew she's awful.

That sounds like you're doing an autopsy in a person who's still alive. Stop that. Oh. Anyway, thank you all. And I wrap this up now. I wish all of you a wonderful summer. And thank you for listening to us.

Eduardo, I don't like this whole, you recovered things. Because I think I was never off the mark. Yeah, you're drunk like the rest of us. I was not who does that. Episode one, you're a little. Yeah, it's right. It's right. It's right. It's right. It's right there. It's the result. You countless blows to the head of a counter of my curse and I said you're drunk and you went, I'm not drunk, who does that? I mean, that's not true.

I was with you, you had multiple glasses of wine before we even sat down. That's not true and that's not even going in the episode. Oh, it is, because Pearl is the one who's editing. Ultimate, edit power. I'm a good guy. Just, you said, you said have a great summer, though. I'm a good guy.

There's gonna be another new episode next week. I know, but until then, I want everyone to enjoy the summer. That's a week of the summer. How many weeks are there in the summer? 11? Did you just say, does summer? You go home and you go sleep, you sleep.

And Sona, I think you've already gone sleep, you sleep. And I just wanna say thank you everybody for listening. And still listening. I am here and filled with cheer clearly and Sober Love it. Let's let's say thank you to Sarah DG Chris Amanda and a Eduardo Adam Edd Aaron Eduardo Ed you did an Ed Eduardo Eduardo Sam Ruthie Hi Mikey Mikey

Timothy Bixby Josh you're just saying words now Little good-looking sounds Gleibus Chabus Hobai, I want to thank Jabagavadou, Luba de Habada, Mother Gaya, okay? Oh boy. Good night everybody, and your job is to edit this together so that it's listenable. This thing's gonna be five minutes long. Yeah, I hope so.

It should be. Yeah. I can tell that we are gonna be friends, isn't it? No, I don't like that rewrite Superman has lost his cape. It's round the part of his neck called the nape and I can tell that we are gonna be chump You rewrite the suck so bad. I can tell that we are gonna be Oh, awful, terrible with the end. Alright, do we have it? No! Summer Smores, with Conan O'Brien, Sonom of Sessian, and Matt Gourley.

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