Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend - Summer S’mores with Conan and the Chill Chums Season 5 Episode 2

Episode Date: July 31, 2025

Conan is visited by his personal physician Dr. Arroyo for personalized skin care recommendations to beat the summer sun. Heads up: This is a special sponsored episode — which means it’s not part ...of our regular, ad-free lineup. We’ve partnered with our sponsor to bring you this content.  While it’s a bit different from our usual episodes, we think you’ll still enjoy it.  Thanks for supporting the sponsors who help keep the mics on! Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/conan. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Starting point is 00:00:32 visit l l l bine.com slash conan outside together since 1912. This episode of Conan Bryant needs a friend is sponsored by Hershey's. Guys, I'm going to ask you a question. What better way is there to make summer memories than having smores with Hershey's milk chocolate? There's nothing. Toasted marshmallows, melted Hershey's chocolate, crunchy gram crackers. The classic taste brings family and friends together for ooey, gooey, good times. And I'm saying that with a straight face.
Starting point is 00:01:03 Yeah. And college diploma, ooey, gooey, good times. Mix more memories, see what I did this summer with Hershey's Milk Chocolate. Summer Smoors with Conan and the Chill Chums, a six-part series with Conan O'Brien, Sonom of Sessian, and Matt Gourley. Let's get started. Hey, Conan O'Brien here, and welcome back to Summer Smoors. 2025, baby. Oh, outside and feeling alive.
Starting point is 00:01:33 What? And that's no jive. Okay, what? And sometimes I get the hives. I love that actor whose last name is Clive. Are you talking about Clive Owen, the one with the first name of Clive? Yes, I was. Okay.
Starting point is 00:01:46 Yes, I was. That's the sad part. Let me tell you something. As incoherent as I am in studio, I'm worse when we get outside. I like it. I want to tell everyone where we are. We are, this is the first for us. It's daytime.
Starting point is 00:02:00 Yeah. We traditionally do summer smores at night. We now thought, hey, let's do one on the day and see if there's a different energy. And we are in a very special place that I didn't even know existed. We are in the backyard at the headquarters for the Conan Octopus, the ever-growing international conglomerate, known as Team Coco. Yes, Specter. We are in octopus. And if there were more than one, I'd be Octopi, of course.
Starting point is 00:02:30 We've been over this. That's not true. Shut up. Shut up. It's not. It's my new improv guy. Yeah. Shut up, shut up, shut up.
Starting point is 00:02:37 Okay. Shut up. Okay. Let's do a scene together. Okay. Come in the door and say what's going on. Hi. Shut up.
Starting point is 00:02:41 You shut up. You shut up. You shut up. You shut up. And scene. Yay. They broke through the wall, a new kind of improv. Upright Citizens Brigade out of work.
Starting point is 00:02:51 So I don't go outside the studio much because my foe is the sun. Yeah. Or as I call him, old soul. that fiery ball of hydrogen in the sky. I don't love the sun, as you know. I'm kind of a necromancer. I'm the undead. Right.
Starting point is 00:03:11 I like to be entombed within my little studios and podcast places. And so to come outside is a bold move. But we have an ally. Yeah. L. Albine. Yeah. L.L. Bean supplied these incredible umbrellas,
Starting point is 00:03:26 which are making me feel safe outdoors. That's good. Now, I had heard of umbrellas. I've been told about umbrellas. But these are apparently top of the line. They're great. And they're completely providing total UV protection. So I'm outside for the first time in years.
Starting point is 00:03:43 Yeah. What do you mean? That's good. Yeah. Sona, you're adding so much to today's podcast. I know. Your head to toe in dark clothing on a pretty sunny day. Very lightweight clothing.
Starting point is 00:03:56 Yeah. You know? A full jacket. It's got to be warmer. It's got to be mid-eight. Can't take any chances. It's very light. This is a very light jacket. Of course, a t-shirt
Starting point is 00:04:06 that I happen to love, which is a California Bear playing the electric guitar. And he's got rebands on or sunglasses of some kind. I don't know. Speaking of sunglasses, Sonas, your sunglasses look great. Thank you. They are L.L.B. Are they really? They really
Starting point is 00:04:22 are. I didn't know that when I asked you, he said lying. What what they are, I didn't know where LLB. Even made sunglasses. No, they, I didn't neither and then right before we were going to record I grabbed these and I put them on I loved them. You are a bit of a shoplifter. I grabbed some sunglasses and took them. Things are laying around. I'm going to take them. That's why you've been kicked out of many museums. The everything here, the umbrellas, these these mugs that we're drinking out of.
Starting point is 00:04:54 Yeah. I mean, goarly. There's a cooler over there, but it's got some cold ones in it. We could put our feet up, right? Sure. It's chill. We're the chill chums. If you can't put your feet up, who can. It's summer smores. Summer smores is back.
Starting point is 00:05:07 We're outside. We're in the cool little sort of grassy area behind my podcast, my sort of stark industries. Have you ever been back here? I said before, not really. Oh, okay. My dog's peed here a couple times. I can tell. I've peed here a couple times.
Starting point is 00:05:27 A harsh ammonia smell. I can tell they had a spout. What's that? Okay. Guys, feel free to jump in any time or I'll just carry the whole show. Anyway, I think I'm doing great. Oh, and these chairs are LLB in. Great back support.
Starting point is 00:05:42 I'm taking all of this stuff, by the way. No, I'm not even joking. She's already brokered this deal before we even started. Yeah. She gets to keep all this. Oh, you know, my house burned down. You lost your house in the, as did many people, in the Altadena fire. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:56 And you have, you live with your parents for a while. Now you've moved into a new place. Still figuring out what you're going to do with the old Altadina property? Yeah, well, we're going to rebuild it. We know that. Would you like me to rebuild it? Absolutely not. I don't think I've ever seen you hold a hammer.
Starting point is 00:06:13 Never have, but I like to try. I will build the sort of main structure of the house. No, that's not a good idea. No. We're going to do it, and we're going to record it and monetize it. That's a hard no for me. I mean, I would trust Gordon will try it. No.
Starting point is 00:06:28 No. That's a terrible idea. Well. Wait, yeah, maybe you know what. Conan will try it. Like, oh, I'll try. You'll try, like scuba diving. Or you'll try playing beach volleyball.
Starting point is 00:06:41 I die in the second season. Okay. Our first episode's second season. And it's just playing volleyball. It's just not even playing volleyball. It's just going out to play volleyball on their sunlight. But these chairs are great. You're going to take everything.
Starting point is 00:06:54 I'm going to take everything. Because your place isn't furnished, right? No, I mean, we're in the process of furnishing it. A, I like it. They're pretty. And B, I just want them. So I'm just going to take them. Sure.
Starting point is 00:07:06 Wow, this is good. So thank you to LL Bean and these sunglasses too. Yeah. And this? Do we know that we're allowed to keep this stuff? I don't know. You're just going to take it. It's just going to take it to you.
Starting point is 00:07:16 They have to now to get it. What are they going to do is Bean going to come and take it from my trunk? Excuse me, it's LL Bean. I know, but I'm just. Only I can call them Bean. It's lost leader Bean. He'll give it to you. Hey, Bing.
Starting point is 00:07:28 I don't have. My head. Bell is one guy and Bean is another. You're thinking of Abercrombie and Fitch or something? When L.L. met Bean, a new magic had been formed. It's not Wilbur and Orville Wright. But it's really nice back here. I have not appreciated.
Starting point is 00:07:46 We have a lovely spot back here. This is gorgeous. Yeah, it's really nice. We should hang out here more often. Well, I should hang out here more often. I think it would be nice if there was like a little statue or something. I think it would be cool to have. No, seriously.
Starting point is 00:07:58 Of what? I don't know, like a Buddha or something cool and calming, you know. I thought you meant a statue of you for a second. No, no. I know I do bits about it. We should get a little fountain statue of you peeing in the fountain, like a little baby conan. Yeah, like those little babies. So we have a baby penis.
Starting point is 00:08:11 Yeah. Yes, it would. Teeny, tiny. It's your favorite thing to do. What? Because you drew me with a micro fallace on the album and you were so delighted with that. I still, um, and I call them like I've seen him, we've shared a shower, you know. We have never shared a shower.
Starting point is 00:08:28 Trust me If you saw what I was packing, you wouldn't fit in that shower. Okay? Well, let's get a statue made, and maybe it can be all pipe. You know, it's just a little guy. Oh, God. So the little guy. So the water's just going right into the ground.
Starting point is 00:08:45 It's a penis that's jammed into the ground, and it goes four feet down. Water's the whole aquifer. You didn't think that was coming. All of Larchmont is irrigated by Conan. Didn't take us long. Little fruit. I love there. Some nice flowers here.
Starting point is 00:08:59 What kind of flowers are those? Are those? Is that Bougainvillea? I just wanted, I don't really know my flowers. It's terrible. Adam's nodding. I was a kid. That's why I know that.
Starting point is 00:09:08 My job as a kid was to do the work on our yard with the Bougainvilia and it was, that stuff grows like a weed. It's a nightmare. Can I say one thing that bothers me aesthetically? The back, when we first moved into this place and converted it to a podcast studio, we had to run a ton of cable and wire through because we're a serious. podcast. So they have all these, what do you call them? Conduit. Well, Conduit. Thank you. Thank you very much. Eduardo. You're welcome. And I want to acknowledge that you're here as well. God, he's a good-looking
Starting point is 00:09:40 guy. He is. He is. No disgusting. Thank you. All of this. He's fit. Yeah. We are a good-looking bunch. I'm just acknowledging Eduardo for now. And then we're going to sprinkle out acknowledgments as we go. But anyway, Conduit. Easy on the eyes. Okay. There's conduit. And there's all this conduit on the back of the building and it's very garish electrical conduit. It's all over the place
Starting point is 00:10:06 because there's a ton of wiring went to the building. And I slightly went, oh, that's too bad. And the plan was, oh, don't worry. Those are instantly going to be covered in vines and flowers. Yeah. Because they just planted them. That was three years ago. And nothing. They're still there.
Starting point is 00:10:21 These meek little vines are going, not sure, I'll grow this year. Can I just say something? Yeah, we'll just say it. You don't have to say, can I just say. If either Matt or I brought up electrical cables, you're so right. The way you would just shit on us. I know.
Starting point is 00:10:36 You just talked so much about electrical cables. I didn't just talk about it. And conduits. You were like, what's the word for it? Oh, thank you, Eduardo. Conduit. I didn't just talk. I opine.
Starting point is 00:10:46 Nobody can see these either. Yeah, but wasted real estate in audio podcasting. You know what's wasted real estate? A nice grassy lawn where you're looking at conduit. That's wasted real estate. This could be a beautiful place to have a dry chardonnay, some kind of Marolo. You could sit back here with a glass of a quanti,
Starting point is 00:11:11 and you could enjoy the nice nature that's back here. Instead, I mean, it looks like we're powering 15 iron lungs. You really find the best in everything, don't you? Yeah, you do. Well, I'm just saying I see the world, and I see a world that can be improved. Pergola with this, like, what is that like a wisteria vine or something? The pergola is there and all the wisteria is there to cover up massive satellite dishes that I put up.
Starting point is 00:11:35 We have a... That you put up? I put up. All right. I had it installed and it can, we can return missile fire if we need to. This place is ready to go. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:11:47 Sometimes I think someone can just walk in from the street. Well, the problem is they can walk in the street. The missiles are to attack people in Cincinnati. Maddie. These, I saw some posts there recently that I did not appreciate. About you?
Starting point is 00:12:00 Yeah. But no, people can wander in. That's cool. Gates off and unlocked. Sorry to get that out there. This episode is brought to you by L.L. Bean. But the chipper mood is sponsored by some time in the sun. I have to say, when the weather's nice,
Starting point is 00:12:17 I like to get on my bike and ride. I really do. I love riding my bike. Cruise. Yeah. That's cool. It's a very small girl's bike. Oh. Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:13:31 Hey, time for shout out to Hershey's, and a huge thanks to them for sponsoring summer spores. You have to admit, kind of a perfect sponsor for Summer Smores. Hershey's, the chocolate bar in America. I think the world. Now you can smore like there before with Hershey's milk chocolate with caramel. These are people that won a long time ago, and they're not satisfied. They keep thinking of new ways to delight us.
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Starting point is 00:14:09 Delivering optimum ooey-goey goodness in every bite. And I say that with great sincerity. It's not just goodness. It's ooey-goey-go-y-goodness. Bla, you laugh when no one else did. So grab your chums and gather around for toasted marshmallows,
Starting point is 00:14:26 crunchy graham crackers, and new Hershey's caramel bars. Only a fool could resist to smores like this. I think they're talking to me. Yeah. I'm not a fan of a smores, but you know what? They're tempting me a little bit with this new chocolate confection they've arranged. It's an indulgent new way to make summer memories.
Starting point is 00:14:43 Try Hershey's milk chocolate with caramel today. Smoor more. We should say because we're out in the sun here, we do have a special guest, and we need to make sure that your needs are tended to. And maybe we could bring that guest in. Gina Lillabrigida. Yes. That's right.
Starting point is 00:15:06 When I go back with a reference, I go back with a reference. What's that? So anyway, to have my needs tended to, I'm told he's a great man. He's been my personal physician since I met him several years ago in one of the only phone booths that still works in the Los Angeles region. Let's get him in here, Dr. Arroyo. Hey. Always better with Dr. Arroyo. Oh, hi. We've met. Okay.
Starting point is 00:15:32 Hi. Hello, Conan. Dr. Royo, good to see you again. And again, everywhere I go, people ask me about you because of your presence in my hot ones. Thank you. Were you ministered to me? You cared for me. I think I saved your life. You probably did, only to prolong it and make it even worse. Yes. You're here to offer me advice.
Starting point is 00:15:53 Yes. Here's the question. I consult you about everything. It's hard to find you. You don't have an office. I don't have an office that makes it harder to get served. Okay. So I just say, I kind of a loose canon I roam the streets. You have asked me, because I try and make an appointment with you, there's someone who says they're your assistant,
Starting point is 00:16:16 but it sounds suspiciously like you. Oh, does it sound like this? Hello? Yes. That would be. You're tough to nail down. Yes. But, and often when we meet,
Starting point is 00:16:30 you don't have an office. I don't have an office. And you have met me in a parking garage. You prefer a higher level. Yes, exactly, exactly. I get a workout that way. And I meet you in the open. And I'm here to answer any questions you have about the sun, about your exposure to it.
Starting point is 00:16:52 That's what I wanted to ask you about. We are here. We're shooting outside. We're very well protected by these LLBN umbrellas. That would probably block a lot of the damaging games. UV light, but do you want to have a look at my skin and see what you think? Well, let's take... First of all, let's just see how hot the sun is today.
Starting point is 00:17:07 You're using a... It's pretty hot. What are you... What reading are you getting there? Well, it only goes up to a billion. Okay. Yeah. Wow. That's amazing. And those are usually, I see they use those at the doctor's office to take temperature. Exactly. You are recording the temperature
Starting point is 00:17:22 of the sun with that? Yes, yes. It is... By the way, you mentioned that the sun is your enemy. It is not your enemy. It's Your son is your friend who wants to kill you. Okay. There's a slu- A frenemy.
Starting point is 00:17:35 A frenemy. Exactly. Exactly. You need the son. So what do you recommend doctor with, please tell me you went to medical school? I did go to an accredited. It was accredited at the time.
Starting point is 00:17:45 Okay. Yes, I did go to a medical school. And what is on that site now that was once your medical school? Oh, it's, well, there's no, there's, yeah, they had to take the whole site down.
Starting point is 00:17:55 It was on, it was on Juno.com. I don't know if anybody remembers. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, the point is, and I think I'm making a good point here, one must look after their skin. Absolutely. Always consult your personal physician or dermatologist or in your case, clearly a sham artist. What's that? I have a lot of bravado. I have a lot of confidence.
Starting point is 00:18:18 And I think that goes a long way in the medical profession. What do you think about my skin? As we all know, the skin is the largest organ in the body. Second largest, chiching. Oh, God. Right, right. When it's engorged with food, the intestines can be big. But in this case, I think the skin is larger.
Starting point is 00:18:40 Oh, get you, Arroyo. So, but. I think barrier protection. Barrier protection. So what would you recommend I apply to my skin? Probably a sunscreen of a high SPF. Of course, the, I happen to have some here, and we can just put some on the top of your hand here. Just to put some here.
Starting point is 00:19:01 You're using a small spatula. Now, I know this brand. You have to take off the cap and you have to... Yeah, exactly. This is a sterilized spatula. Oh, you took it out of your pocket. That's the on sterile pocket. Oh.
Starting point is 00:19:17 And this is the sterile pocket. We couldn't hear you. That was the American Medical Association. Dropping information leaflets to stay away from me. Yes. Listen. you use a spatula to apply sunscreen? It's more sanitary that way.
Starting point is 00:19:33 Okay. Okay. I don't think, okay, I've never thought of that. I already rinsed it. I had scrambled eggs this morning, but this is, we're going to have, so we're just going to put it on there, and that creates a barrier that will protect you from the sun. That is a lot of sunscreen. It is.
Starting point is 00:19:47 Well, you need a lot of sunscreen because you don't have any melanin. I have no melanin. Right. So that's going to be. So I'm going to leave this here later, and you can just apply it to the rest of your face, to any part of the skin that's exposed. You just, you didn't even do the fingers, you didn't do any, you just put it right here on top of the opposite the palm. Yeah, I like that.
Starting point is 00:20:06 Below the knuckles. Yes, I like that. You like it aesthetically. Aesthetically, I like this sort of a panda look, a little white, a little darker. Yeah, okay. Yeah. I appreciate your counsel. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:20:18 I appreciate your friendship. Sure. I appreciate your absurdly low rates. Yes. It's hard to believe. I mean, I spent. I think the last visit I was with you for an hour and 10 minutes. You ate a lot.
Starting point is 00:20:31 It was a restaurant, but you charge nothing afterwards. That's right. That's right. I keep my fees low and I keep moving. That's my MO. But, Aaron, if you could bring in that, this is a little life hack. I don't know if you're going to be out in the sun this summer, if you're going to out of the beach or something, just remember that the sun is a star.
Starting point is 00:20:54 And like many stars, it's a vain son of a bitch. So what we do is we reflect the sun back at itself. So it's checking itself out and it has less time for you. That's the idea. Boy, that was funnier in rehearsal. Anyway, now we have a mirror. That did well at rehearsal? I didn't rehearse that.
Starting point is 00:21:15 I can't believe there was a rehearsal. There was no rehearsal. But did you notice this star just got fixed by his own gaze in the mirror? I do, listen, I get the joke that I'm a star and I'm vain. It is a joke. And that was the bit. That was the bit. I think it didn't land because people see me as a humble man.
Starting point is 00:21:33 Ah. A man grounded. A man who is anything but star-like. I just, I'm like a simple monk wandering the earth. Oh, my God. Spreading seeds of joy and wisdom. I wish I was a therapist. Okay.
Starting point is 00:21:47 I wish you were, too. Well, you could go to that medical school and have it shut down. Yes. You're a fine man, Dr. Royale. Thank you. And we will not judge you on. on whether this bit did well or did poorly. Well, I'm assuming we're going to cut it in editing.
Starting point is 00:22:01 Oh, no. I will look like a rose. I will continue. A Mr. or I'm sorry. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor is my birth name. I was Christian.
Starting point is 00:22:14 Dr. Arroyo. That's how I can get away with it. Your Christian name is Dr. Arroyo. You are a monster. Look what I'm doing. I'm spreading what you did there to hear. Yes. And this is, I think, a very wise thing.
Starting point is 00:22:26 I'm doing. Perfect. But Dr. Arroyo, thank you very much. I know you're busy, he said, sarcastically. Maybe we'll see you later on. Sounds good. I'm always here. I have, I have a Motorola flip phone. It's a Motorola flip phone. Yes, it's the latest. You're getting a call from Gerald Ford? What's happening here? I have an appointment. I will see you. The latest. The latest from 1997. Where are you going? You got it? You got an appointment? I do. Yeah. Okay. I have. I It was a nice pleasure meeting all of you. Come again. I need those sunglasses back, sonna.
Starting point is 00:23:01 Would you take the... I will take the mirror. Take the mirror bit away. And also, but leave the LL Bean tripod. Very good. No one makes a tripod like LL Bean. Can I have some of the next appointment? Because I'm a little exposed to you.
Starting point is 00:23:13 Of course. Thank you. Okay. Wow. That's the best I could do. You didn't even try to be inept. All right. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:23:21 That was Dr. Royo doing the best throw he could. Wow. That was. That was terrible. I hope there's no instant replay. I'm sure there's not an instant replay for that. There's no way.
Starting point is 00:23:32 To see that again and to know that Dr. Arroyo wasn't trying to do something funny. This is just cake frosting, by the way. I know. It is. It is. He stole that from a bakery somewhere. There's a very sad wedding cake. Enjoy your summer.
Starting point is 00:23:47 Dr. Royale, I think I've said goodbye to you nine different times. I think so. I will see myself out of. Like a fart in elevator. Get out of here. I will move on right now. Thank you. Are those for anybody?
Starting point is 00:23:59 We're not talking about these yet. That's going to be a later segment. I see. I promise you there will be food available. And I'm sure your pockets are lined with tinfoil for usual. Yes. Oh, a lot of cold cuts in there now. All right.
Starting point is 00:24:12 Isn't that the sterile pocket? Well, he's got food in there. He's got sterile salami. What was nice to see Dr. Royal. I love him so much. He's a terrible, terrible physician. He's really bad. He's very bad.
Starting point is 00:24:26 I keep him on and kids love him. And I can't wait until he has his own show. Oh, okay. So he doesn't come on ours. But this is quite nice. I have to say, it's nice to be outside. Lots of good things coming up here for this series. Do we?
Starting point is 00:24:38 I don't know. I want to say I'm going to be honest. I didn't give this any thought. I just came in and I'm sure you've been scheming and scheming and scheming and when is the alcohol coming out? That comes in the third episode of these four outside. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:52 So we've got smores. We've got a game or two. We've got alcohol. We've got more Dr. Oroyo if we need it. All right, if we need it. I need it. I couldn't be happier. I couldn't be happier.
Starting point is 00:25:05 Summer Smoors is here again. As you know, I get as giddy as Satan at a terrible tragedy. I love it. Oh, my God. What? I was just picturing Satan, and he's like, everyone's really sad because something bad happened. Yeah. And he's really happy.
Starting point is 00:25:21 Oh, he's really, okay. I thought because a lot of people died, and he's like, I get to take people to hell. Well, it works anyway. Why are we talking about it? This is you giddy? Yeah, I know. You seem very like... I'm not giddy at all.
Starting point is 00:25:32 Those conduits are really getting you down. I don't know. It's the conduits draining me of my essential life force. But I am happy to be here. If I've come across in any way as tired of summer s'mores or jaded about everything in life because I've reached such high highs, I apologize. Do you remember that last year at your place, too? He was this way?
Starting point is 00:25:51 He was a little, like, a little cranky. You were sick last year. Yeah. Was I? Yeah. I was sick last year and you were, you know. How sick was I? What did I have? You had like a cold.
Starting point is 00:26:01 Oh. Like a, just a regular cold. I don't believe in going, oh, no, I'm sick. I believe you tough it out. That is absolutely not you. You're very like, I'm cold. I have a cold. Give me medicine.
Starting point is 00:26:16 That's the impression of me. Look, I will take some medications. I'll take medications even when I'm not sick. I love pills and powders. Oh, okay. Potions and oils. Oh, you just lazily... You just...
Starting point is 00:26:31 That was a summer smores rap sign, if ever I've seen one. Blay made this. No, no, I'm saying you... I looked at you, there was a long pause. And then you flipped it up and it was upside down in a lazy manner. And I think that set the tone for maybe our last summer smores. Who can say? This is exactly what it should be.
Starting point is 00:26:51 We are now arriving at what summer smores should be, which is... Because it used to be with Conan and the Chilchum's. Is it not still? Well, it is, but we got to remember that put the chill back in summer. What? What? I don't know what's happening.
Starting point is 00:27:06 If you guys were chill enough, you'd go along with that, all right? Oh. Okay. Well, no one said this would be a good show. No, you're right about that. It's asking way too much. I love that I'm staring at the garbage here. Jesus Christ, man.
Starting point is 00:27:20 You're just talking about things no one can see. I can see it. I'm looking right out at the gates open. That's our garbage. You're warming us out. You're harsh. our buzz. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I love it back here. It's wonderful and I can't
Starting point is 00:27:31 wait for all of our Team Coco fans to come back here when we invite them all to this very small space. I'm going to wrap it up for now. This has been episode two of Summer Smoors 2025. Now, you know what it's like. Once we first get outside, it starts off a little
Starting point is 00:27:48 kind of chill and mellow and then it just starts to become a house of fire. It's when you give me alcohol. That's when, that's why You guys keep pushing it, but we should just bring it out. We moved it up this year. Let's bring it out. Move it up even further.
Starting point is 00:28:03 Okay. Well, I got to go make it. Yeah. We did it on the fourth episode last time. This time we're going back to three. Maybe the fans want us to start earlier. I don't know. If only there was some way we could check in with the fans.
Starting point is 00:28:13 Yeah. But this is pre-internet. Latest Motorola. Yeah. So we'll find out. But tune in to the next week for the third installment. of Chill Chums 25. This is Conan O'Brien talking to you from the, well, the conduit riddled backyard here at Team Coco.
Starting point is 00:28:38 It's really, it's incredible this facility. It's incredible. It goes 700 miles underground. It's amazing. So we'll see you soon. And peace out. Be kind to those around you. What is life but a series of moments and you have to enjoy each one?
Starting point is 00:28:53 I'm sorry, but you've said goodbye at least 10 times. I'm sorry. I don't know how you can get on me about delaying my exit when you're doing, okay. See you next time. Thank you, Dr. Royo. You saved my life. Summer Smoors with Conan O'Brien, Sonam of Sessian, and Matt Goreley. Produced by me, Matt Goreley.
Starting point is 00:29:16 Executive produced by Adam Sacks, Jeff Ross, and Nick Leau. Theme song by The White Stripes. Incidental music by Jimmy Vivino. Take it away, Jimmy. Our supervising producer is Aaron Blair, and our associate talent producer is Jennifer Samples. Engineering and mixing by Eduardo Perez and Brendan Burns. Additional production support by Mars Melnik. Talent booking by Paula Davis, Gina Batista, and Britt Con.
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