Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend - Summer S’mores with Conan and the Chill Chums Season 5 Episode 4

Episode Date: August 14, 2025

Conan and the Chums sip their specialty cocktails and go head-to-head with some classic 70s trivia. Heads up: This is a special sponsored episode — which means it’s not part of our regular, ad-free lineup. We’ve partnered with our sponsor to bring you this content.  While it’s a bit different from our usual episodes, we think you’ll still enjoy it.  Thanks for supporting the sponsors who help keep the mics on! Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/conan.

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Yeah. And a college diploma, ooey, gooey, good times. Mix more memories, see what I did this summer with Hershey's milk chocolate. Summer Smoors with Conan and the Chill Chums, a six-part series with Conan O'Brien, Sonom of Sessian, and Matt Gourley. Let's get started. And we're back. Welcome to episode four of Summer Smoors 2025, and we've got a big treat here, don't we, Mr. Gourley? Let's bring in David Hopping.

David, Q. Hopping. Thank you, David. And thank you so much, David. These look, I mean, this is the most, this might be the most elaborate cocktail I've ever seen. It looks gorgeous. Mr. Gourle, I saw you in the kitchen, working very hard on these.

Tell me what's going on. Well, this is something I call the sun damage, okay? The sun damage. So it's meant to be basically the color of a sunburn with a little egg white foam on top. That's like the sunblock with a little extra sunblock here in the lime. So this isn't actual sunblock in the lime. I can eat it. It's not.

And then there's some boba beads that are white to represent sunspots, red for freckles, and then dark for liver spots or melanoma or whatever. Oh, man. That's nice. A drink that evokes the tropics and melanoma. Yeah.

And so this is called the sun damage and it looks extraordinary. And you are very good this i like to try and put you down i'm searched for ways to put you down but when it comes to making cocktails you're the maestro yeah thank you this is um tequila based it's a very california drink so it's served up with no ice i just want to drink i just the more you talk okay the less yeah let's drink it the longer it takes for me to drink it hmm i'm sorry i just couldn't hear you explain it anymore but it's nice i understand very good it's so delicious i was just

making a political point that there's no ice. Okay. That's really important. Really? You know what? You stood up to the man. I did. By making a fancy resort cocktail. That's really good, girls. God, you... This is excellent.

I'm doing the old no-boos thing, but doing it for quite a while. And so mine is what... No, I'm kidding. That's all right. It's a common response. No, I'm kidding. Whenever I go to fraternities, that's why they respond. What I did have, when I was shooting in Austria with Jordan, we shot some thing where we're supposed to be getting trashed

and we're with these other guys, and you can see it in the Austria episode. We're at a ski resort, and I'm with these other guys. I leave Jordan for them and we're all having a really good time. And then I hung out with those guys, and they were great. They were really fun. A bunch of them were from Austria. We were having beers, and I was having, they could tell,

I was having non-alcoholic beer, fine. And then I went upstairs to get a bite to eat, And when I came back downstairs, they didn't know I was there. And one of them said, well, never meet your hero. Oh, no. It's like, because you weren't having alcohol. There's nothing wrong with that. And non-alcoholic beers are pretty decent.

Non-hawk beer is excellent. Spirits, not so much. That's why yours tastes. When someone says try this non-alcoholic tequila, they're basically giving you death. That's why your cocktail tastes like monkeys' piss. No, mine is good. Mine is good. No, I actually don't, I like drinking.

Oh, we know. Oh, okay, yeah. We have it on tape. But I would, I actually prefer other ways of, I like getting high, yeah. You like a gummy. Would you ever make a drink, Gourley? And I'm not saying we would do this for next year, but would you ever make a drink that had gummy in it, that had... Like, THC Gummies? THC Gummies.

I could try. Yeah. I really don't know what I'm doing. I make it up each time, and I fail a lot. Yesterday, I was trying two different drinks, and I got so drunk that I couldn't tell which one was good, so I don't even know if this is good. Well, we're going to have an intervention for you, and then we realize we're just not that interested. Thanks. Helping you.

Appreciate that. We're not interested. No, we couldn't find any friends. We're going to get an intervention for you to try to get you to drink. I love an intervention where you're drinking. You can't find anybody who cares about him. We were looking so hard for Gorley. We did this big blast.

Even my wife. Your wife was like, oh, no, he pisses himself to sleep every night. But I can't be, I can't be. I'm busy. I'm kind of busy with stuff. She said that she's in a book group. She's not in a book club. She's in a book club.

What club? You said book group, but I think you meant book club, right? Yeah, it's all laughing. My neurological decay. Okay. We're going to listen to this in three years. I'm wearing a diaper over at Cedar Sinai, and you guys are chuckling over my neurological decay.

This is quite good. This is so good. Thank you. Cheers. I love this. I love this. I love the cream. Thank you.

Cheers, pal. That's it. That's it. That's it. This is really good. I like little umbrellas. Yeah, keep listening things you like. It's fun.

I like little spoons. Yep, that's great. Keep going. I like little limes that are bowls. Yeah, that's nice. And I like, you know what? I enjoy a drinky poof from time to time. Yes, you do.

And I've been there. And cheers again for that, by the way. Yeah, and your, would you say tamer than you were back in the day? When you and I were traveling around, we're on tour, we're staying in hotel rooms, you could rock and roll. Well, we would go to the hotel bar with everybody from the tour, and I'd be like, I'm going to try all these sugary drinks so I could tell people that, like, you know, the rusty trombone is really good and the Detroit. Wait, timeout. When you said the rusty trombone's really good, I went out and asked people for the rusty trombone. got it

and then had to be on penicillin for like six months you got it I got that yeah I went up to these guys

and I said hey someone give me the rusty trombone and they said you really want the rusty trombone and I said I'm here

and I'm ready to go and then I close my eyes and kept them closed which is a weird thing to do I love that this the new guy's laughing yeah it makes me funny Josh loves it

Josh is cracking up over there Josh that means When the crew's laughing, it means you're legitimately funny, especially when you're not paying them well. And he is really, we are not paying you well. And you came in angry today and feeling exploited, and now you're laughing.

That means I really scored. You did it. I feel like I set you up for it, though, with the rusty trombone. Nice job, Sona. Cheers, dinkin. Sona, everyone knew that you were a main part of that cocktail, the comedy cocktail. And so you should have been feeling secure.

Yeah, I do. I do feel secure. I'll take credit even when I didn't do anything. It's called showbiz. Yeah. Showbiz, baby. Oh, wow. You know, it's funny how quickly you become drunk.

You'll have a sip and be saying the things like, yeah, look at the ass on that guy. That's an apple. I'd like to take a bite out of. And I'm like, I think there's a placebo effect with Sona. Well, I'm curious to see if there will be with you because you always talk a good game, but every year we do this, you start slurring your words and saying we're drunk, but you get drunk too. I do not. It's not my thing.

And I, I, I, I, I, that's liable. I love these little moles at the bottom. Oh, yeah. I got a mole removed. What's that? You? Yeah. What are you talking about?

I got a mole removed from my back. I was pointing you because you've gotten probably a lot of moles removed. We've talked about this. I've had a hundred. I've shown you guys my back. Yeah, but I've never, I never got a mole removed. I like, but I get, I did. Thank you. It's, it's nice to be here.

Yeah. I had something removed from my back. It turned out was an endeavor agent. Jesus Oh my God And as I took it off He said I get 15% Wow Yeah

That's very inside baseball It's really good stuff I'm telling you That agency doesn't exist anymore Well it doesn't work The joke isn't as good if you say it It was a WME Endeavor agency

Conan I realized I almost made you sick Because these Sona's in my drink Have egg white foam And because yours doesn't have alcohol I realized I can't put egg white in there. I don't understand. Is there chemistry involved? Yeah, you can get salmonella.

But the alcohol kills the toxins in that. But you don't have alcohol. Maybe there's a tiny bit. Wish you told me sooner. But then I thought maybe I should. I ate a box of egg whites I found by the 405 freeway. Oh. I just saw them and I quickly ate as much of them as I could.

Then I ran away and my pants fell down. This is a good story. You know what I love? No alcohol in this drink. And I'm slosh. I told you. Sloshed out of my mind. I love you and Sona, I love you.

I love you guys. Oh, that's nice? Yeah. I like drunk Conan. I do. Non-alcoholic drunk Conan. Okay. Can I borrow a little money, drunk Conan?

You bet. Whatever you want. I'll give you the check. You fill it out. Sonna will sign it. Can you buy me a car? I already did. No, you didn't, though.

You know you didn't. I did. I bought you a car and was on television. Look it up, everybody. That car was a nice car. It was so terrible. It was funny. You messed up my car, my actual car.

It was messed up before. No, you ripped out the sunglass holder. And then Chalemi, who was the field producer. Oh, those are irreplaceable. No, he came by and he's like, he was trying to fix the things that you messed up. And I was like, is anyone going to fix this sunglass holder? And he said, no.

And then it was just broken. That's a great line producer right there that used to do that. Listen, you're doing a lot of whining, complaining about a man. Look at you. You're getting well taken care of in this business. You are, I know. You've done well. When I met you, you couldn't read.

And now look at you. Come on. It's true. No. Yes. You couldn't read. Good one. Here we go.

That improv class paid off big time. Welcome to my ice cream shop. No, you're the ice cream shop. Yeah, your face is the ice cream. I should do an improv class. Yeah. Right? You know what would be funny?

I would love to see you doing improv wasted. Yeah. Because I bet that would be, that would combine. I know that people have said that before, but you would be particularly entertaining. Yeah. I think so. I think that it enhances. I'm going to say I have a joint in my pocket right now that I'm looking forward to partaking in later.

And I feel like when I do, I'm really, I'm on it. Do you call it when your kids walk in, do you say it's mama's medicine? I actually, I do. I'm like, I got to go take. I don't actually tell them. I say it to attack. I was like, I want to go take my medicine. and then I go to, in front of a church that's a block away from me.

Because I know no one's in there. A church that no one goes to. That's a sad, that was the saddest sentence. You smoking pot in front of a church nobody goes to. To hide from your children. And presumably someone comes in for like help from their clergyman and there's just a woman in their smoke and a joint. Well, no, here's what happens.

Because it happens at night and they'll go to, they'll go to sleep. The boys go to sleep, Tack is home, and I'll be like, I got to go take my medicine, and I walk a block over to a church, and I sit in front of it, and I take my... You don't go inside. No, I don't go inside, and I take my medicine. The devil can't go into a church. This is where we should have been in the first episode. Right leading with this.

This is why you guys shouldn't hold the alcohol from. I, you know, I say go for it. So then what? You come home, and suddenly you're Cheech and Chong. You're feeling good. You walk in the door. Oh, what's going on? Are you in a different place?

Can the kids tell that mama's different now? Yeah. And then I'll watch. No, the boys are sleeping. They're sleeping. They've never seen me. You ductate them to the bed. I was going to say they've never seen me high.

Right. But I don't know if that's, they may have taken a little beep beep boop boop, beep boop. But that was just chill. You called someone on a 1980s telephone? Right. Why am I talking? So whatever.

It's good stuff. This is good stuff. The eating the egg whites. off the 405 freeway. A big crate of egg whites fell off a truck. They were in the sun for, I think, only six hours. I was driving along the 405. I saw him.

I bashed open the crate. And then some rats tried to get in and we fought over the egg whites. And then I won. I threw the rats as far as I could. They hit the 10 freeway. And I wasn't even at the junction. Thank you.

Good guy laughing over there. Not getting paid enough. And then I just ate as much of those hot egg whites as I could. Sounds good. I think they were a couple years old. I think from the Obama, administration. And then I just ran down the street and my pants fell down. That's the kind of story that people like.

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We invented Summer Smoors to lure Hershey's. This is all I've ever wanted. This is like the movie The Sting. It's this really long con. It's taking years to play out. We don't disagree on Smoors. The whole thing was staged just to get some attention. And now, old man Hershey has found himself in our snare.

Ha ha. Yeah. Well, anyway, they decided to. sponsor some of the smores, but they left me out. Matt and Sona got all this amazing merged swag. I got nothing because I'm anti-smoor. Well, now I understand why my past comments on smores divided a nation, a nation, which is rarely divided. But Hershey's, I want you to know, my beef is not with you. I love chocolate. I love your new Hershey caramel bar, I believe, that a smore could be just chocolate and graham cracker, no marshmallow needed. I had the new

Hershey's caramel. It was great. It was terrific. Sona, what do you think? How is the smore with caramel. Tell me what you think. It's so good. I mean, honestly, if anybody tries to give me a smort without Hershey chocolate, I just smack it out of their hand. And the caramel just up the game big time. I saw your face light up. That was my, I feel like tasting that was my purpose in life. Try Hershey's milk chocolate with caramel today. Smoor more. Remember last year we played that game, Chubby Bunny, where we stuffed marshmallows in our face? So it was suggested again that we play another game, and we wait for the alcohol usually to do this. Yep.

And you guys want to try a game? I'm lubed up. Okay. You have to put your cocktails down, though. Okay. Okay, this is a game. Yeah. It's called Mind Meld, and the way it works is Sona and I will start, and on the count of three, we'll both clap our hands and say any word that comes to our mind.

Okay. And then you got to turn to Conan, and on the count of three, you guys clap, and you both say a word. but based on what we just said, you have to try to say the same word. And then you won't get it right away. And then you turn to me. What are you already looking off into the distance for? I'm not sure I understand, but I will try to understand. Okay.

So, like, you and I will try it. And based on what we say, you might start to develop, like, there's a theme or something. Or you can find a common word that links those two. That's what you want to find. Okay. And then you will turn to me. We'll count to three and try to do it. And we'll keep going in a circle until two people say the same word.

Oh, that's fun. Okay, I'm fascinated, but... Who do you think is going to say the same word? I think me and Cohns. You think? Yeah. Thanks, thanks. No, it's because we've worked together for so long that sometimes...

Yeah, but he's going to destroy this thing. I know. Okay. I don't... I honestly, we don't talk about these things beforehand, because no effort goes into these shows. Yeah. No, there's really no professionalism. All you have to do is listen to the two words that are said before your turn and try to think of a word that unites those two or is common between those two. Okay.

Or try to predict where someone is heading. I'll do what I can. Okay, you ready? I'm ready. I'm so ready. One, two, three, truck. Chicken. Okay, now, go.

Chicken and truck, and you guys just don't think. The whole thing is not to think. Oh, so we say it on the clap. Yeah, one, two, three. Cutlet. What did you say? I said taco. Cutlet and taco.

One, two, three. Burrito. No, you wait. I just wanted it to stop. I just wanted it to stop. No, I didn't, I remember that I had to go so quickly. I didn't think I was going so quickly. Okay, let's start again.

Okay. But I said cutlet because I thought of a chicken being crushed under a truck wheel and becoming a cutlet. That's fine? That's fine. I didn't. I thought about getting a taco from a truck that with chicken. I think whatever game we play, you're going to yell taco. Yeah, I love tacos.

Eisenhower taco. He said burrito. Okay. One, two, three. Chocolate. Okay. One, two, three. Cookie.

What did you do? What did you do? What did you do? You went, uh-uh. I couldn't think of a word. Okay, so let's start with me again. Let's try it again. You can't think. One, two, three.

Beach! I didn't hear what you said. Beach and tree. One, two, three. Whaves! What did you say? Waves. One, two, three.

Sand. What'd you say? Sing. You and me. One, two, three, South Pacific. What the hell? It's a musical that takes place on the beach. Yeah, in 1951. Oh, my God.

South Pacific and Castle, ready? One, two, three. Moot! Yes! Yes, I knew it. I knew it. Sona and I are twins. Yeah.

Not separated at birth, separated maybe before birth. Some kind of crazy operation. That was impressive. That was really. I mean, we are mind-meled. You know that. That was really cool. I knew it.

I said it. I said it. I know. I'm agreeing with you. Why do you act like this is a communist show trial and your life is in danger? You make so much fun of me, but you think like me. Yes. So what does that say about you?

I hate myself. You are like me. I hate you. That's good. That's a simple formula. Oh, that was cool. That was cool. That was great.

That's a fun game. Yeah, play it with your friends. That's great. I love that game. Now, Sona, I saw you upstairs playing some kind of 70s trivia game, but all the questions were crazily easy. They were very easy. I mean, like, insanely easy. They were, oh, there they are.

So I was going through all the stuff that I had been, that people had donated to me after my house burned down in January. Right. And it was a lot of, like, clothes and stuff. And, you know, really, really sweet stuff. That's really nice that people did that. And then somebody, I don't know who it was, gave me 70s trivia game. And it's all about, like, pop culture in the 70s. And I'm like, if I know two guys who would like this game, it's cones and girls.

But they're easy. Well, fine. I'm sure there are some that aren't. You know what? I'm going to do television because I think we did most of the movies and girls got, like, all of them. which British punk band in 1976 generated huge controversy after swearing repeatedly

that is the punk band in 76 now you go a year or two later you got your clash but I mean it's sex pistons never mind the ballings I didn't want to play with you On the Sunny and Cher show What was the title of the song released in 1960? I got you guys babe

It's the only song they have is I got you babe Which 1970s musicals? I didn't realize we were in a race to do this Is this a race? I don't know you just seem to want to explain every question You know the way when a bicycle's going along and the little girl riding it's having a lot of fun? If you ride alongside them and put a stick in the spokes,

little girl's ghost flying. Which 1970s musical sitcom has a theme tune called Come On Get Happy. Come on Get Happy. No. Oh, monkeys. No. Do you want to stop for a second? Come on.

Oh, you have an answer. You're stalling. Come on. Come on get happy. I'm not trying to race you. I'm trying to get you to know it, but I know that. That's a lie. That is true.

On which ship featured in the title of a 1970s TV show, would you find Lieutenant Starbuck? Oh. Battlestar Galactica. Did you know that one? I did, but I know who played Starbuck. Who? The guy who later was on the A team. That's right.

Dirk Benedict. So I guess he had no name. Oh, there we go. Benedict, Dirk, if you're looking up in the phone book. We're back to the game. Who's a bigger dork? Welcome to Dorkdom. In the 1978 animated series, the New Fantastic Four, what is the character of Ben Grimm better known as?

The thing. That doesn't even relate to a TV show. It's a television show. The Fantastic Four was a television show? A cartoon, yeah. I was just thinking of the comic book. When did it become a TV show? In the 70s.

I'm sober. Tragically sober. So you should be doing better. I know. I didn't realize we were racing. I don't like these racing games. Which crime-fighting show is home to the characters of Huggie Bear and Captain Harold Dovian Hutch. Okay.

And who played Huggie Bear? Snoop Dog. Antonio Fargus. I don't know that. He did. In the movie. In the movie, but in the TV show, played by Antonio Fargus. Yeah.

I didn't realize this was a race. Oh, played by John Forsyth. What was the name of the... Charlie's Angels. Okay. Peter Falk provided his own wardrobe for Colombo's iconic outfit in the show of the same name. What shabby item was he famous for wearing? His trench coat.

And the sound people used to get mad at him because it wasn't a soft jacket. Okay, yeah, great. Let's get some extra details from both of you for literally each answer. Why are we arguing we're so much alike in this aspect that... We mind meld and you two... Dorkmeld. Welcome to the Vulcan dorkmeld is not often talked about in Star Trek lore. Do you guys want to keep going?

Two nerds go up and touch their glasses. When the tape holding the glasses together touches, they dorkmeld. I am your nerd, and I always will be. This one's a British show. In Faulty Towers, what kind of salad is an American guest famously unable to get the hotel kitchen to make? Wait, what do you talk? I didn't even hear the question because Hugh and I were still doing the last bit. In Faulty Towers, what kind of salad is an American guest famously unable to get the hotel kitchen to make?

That's wrong. I just said it. I don't know what they're talking about. Waldorf salad. Welcome to the Dork, Mel. You said that. You can't say Waldorf salad in the same tone as in your face. Waldorf salad, mic drop.

Suck it. Insolada mista, bitch. Capraise. Caprazy, motherfucker. A caprizy motherfucker. With a little balsamic. Ha, ha, ha. Peels out in a car, laughing.

The balsom. The comic brothers just got me again. Go ahead. Of which TV show features the lyrics, Make a Hawk, a Dove, Stop a War with Love. You guys won't know this. I'm going to just say MASH. Making our dreams come true.

Making our dreams come true. Okay, now you're not having to sing in. And we'll do it our way, yes, our way. Sometimes I'm sad inside and I do it. That's just me thinking. Sorry. What is that? That's Leverne and Shirley.

Oh, yeah. I even knew. that one. But Hawk of Dove is not that, right? No, but it says the show is making our dreams come true. I don't know what show that is. Oh, I don't know that show either. Oh, so we, man it, we get sidetracked there. Yeah. You okay? You guys get sidetracked

with every single one of these answers. All right, let's do a couple more and then get out. In 1970s TV, who is the fictional character of Diana Prince, better known as? Wonder Woman. Did I get it? You got it. Yeah, you did. A couple of months late, but... Which long-running show features

characters that include Ruby Anderson, Joe Kelly, Lila Corder Main, and Gail Baldwin. What the hell? Oh, you guys won't know this one. Unless your mom kept you home all day. General Hospital. Your bragging is so funny on this. Unless your mother kept you home all day

because you couldn't focus on your reading. You weren't a lot at school. Some of us were kept home all day. because the medications to get us to focus didn't exist yet. So take that. Oh, my God. All right, we're going to, I think we're going to wrap this up. But, Sonia, you're a terrific game show host.

I think you're a very funny game show host. And I think that's what you should be doing with your life. Please have that be what you do with your life. Oh, okay. But no, I think you'd be very funny. I think I would, I actually think I would crush it as a game show host. But I just want to read questions. And you know, the end of every game show would be.

I want to thank the contestants. We'll see you next time, and you'd wander out of the studio and would follow you. You'd go to an empty church. to smoke a doobie Joe The old dooby-doo! You know, just alone is the camera panned up and it had the producers' names come by. Yeah, and they'd have this drink too.

Labba-dab. All right, that's it for today. And this has been a really fun episode. And I think we learned what was missing in the other ones. Alcohol. Alcohol. Next week, you two are really going to go head-to-head on a game, and it's going to be quite an event.

And a real game. Not some mind game, but a game that incorporates strategy, but also coordination, musculature. You're right. I hope long legs and a short torso. You're right. I shouldn't have played that game because what we're going to do next week is so respectful, athletic, and you really, really have to be at the top of your game to play cornhole. Yeah.

Yeah. I didn't think you were going to blow the surprise. Usually you say, stick around and find out what happens. And you just said, hey, you should come see this movie. Orson Wells is in it. And by the way, Rosebud's the sled. You don't think they would have been a little disappointed if we built it up and it was cornhole? I love disappointing an audience.

I've built a career on it. It's the same kind of spoiler. 32 years, 32 years of disappointment. Hey, I want to thank everyone that tuned in and, well, just let you know that you listen to it. I know you love it, but we love making it. So love always wins. And I'm, again, sober. That was a non-alcoholic cocktail.

I think we better bring Dr. Royale. Dr. Royo, you got to help me get out of here because I can't do it. So, ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Arroyo, it's right there. You said this tastes like monkey piss, but it doesn't. Amazing. The only one of us here to sample it. All right, we'll see you next time. Summer Smoors with Conan O'Brien, Sonam of Sessian, and Matt Goorley.

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