Congratulations with Chris D'Elia - 465. The Swaggy Indian

Episode Date: September 18, 2025

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episode of congratulations starting right now Crazy Congratulations. Before we start the podcast, I will be in Tulsa. I will be in Springfield, Missouri. I will be in New Orleans, Pensacola, Florida. And then I got my European tour, Oslo, Amsterdam, a few shows in Amsterdam, Gothenburg, Copenhagen, Stockholm, London, Dublin.

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So go to chrissly.com and come see my tour. It's fun, man. I've been having a lot of fun. Now, to the episode. It's episode 465, and, you know, it's been a crazy week, a crazy week or two. It's been, and by crazy, I mean sad. I mean sad and bad, right? you know when they when they say uh when they say talk about your feelings there's like five

feelings when i was in rehab they were like you got to talk about your feelings and you'd be like okay uh i'm hungry and they're like that's not a feeling there's five of them there's like sad uh and all of them are basically sad but um and so the the only way to describe that this past few weeks is sad whether you're talking about the the what happened or the reaction to it. It's all sad. And before that, it was sad. Look, I've never seen someone die. I've never seen it. Like, and I mean, I haven't like, like faces of death, remember that VHS that would circle around. And then, you know, I now, and I mean just recently thought about faces of death. And in my head i go like this hey wait a second that was fake huh and then i looked it up and it's fake but you know

if you look at some of it now you go oh yeah that didn't happen that's fake so maybe there was one or the real thing in it i don't know but obviously there wasn't a tape being circled around at a odyssey video that you could go rent where people were just getting their heads cut off you know it's just but like when you were nine you'd watch it and you'd be like oh oh wow right that's a real thing to be scared of but so look not to say that that stuff doesn't happen but anyway i've seen faces of death which is fake i've seen movies i've seen video games i've seen you know versions of of interpreted um uh uh artistically of it of people get murdered and man i've never seen a real thing like this and i and and and i'm not even

talking about like i am obviously talking about charlie kirk but before the charlie kirk thing a week before that this uh ukrainian uh woman who was like 23 or something fled to america i guess and she was just in north carolina for some reason i guess you could flee anywhere really i you know i never really thought of about that to me it's like oh you go to new york or l a or chicago or like or like if or like not in america you know maybe you go to toronto or paris you know but you can flee anywhere really you can flee down the street it's just nobody's going to care about it but this this person went from ukraine to uh north carolina and

was on the bus and it's just really sad. This dude behind her just, just, you know, I heard about this. And then it's one of those things that when you open up Twitter or X, whatever we call on it, can we just decide to just change, you know, I know Elon decided to change it to X, but can we just decide all everyone? Because we still say Twitter, so it's confusing, but I still say Twitter. And I also sometimes say X, but whatever. What I'm trying to say is when you open up X, you immediately see Elon's tweets, right?

because he's the guy who owns X and you look and it's got 150 million views on it. And, you know, he showed this video of this woman getting just killed. And it was so, and I saw it because I saw it because I was like, well, certainly they're not going to show it. And they did. And I got fucked up, dude. It made me so sad. that this happened and now of course people politicize anything right so it was a black man who killed her there were four other black people on the on the bus near them and this guy just randomly chose

the white woman to uh to kill and a lot of people who are liberal are saying well you know let's not call it a race issue and then video they let the video keep playing on the bus And the guy goes, got that white chick or whatever he says. And so, look, I've been long, long, long into, you know, people. Look, I got in trouble for talking about, remember that yes all women thing, the guy who went to Santa Barbara and shot out everybody. Do you remember that? I got in trouble.

They were interviewing me for, it was undidatable. It was like 10, 12. years ago. And they were like, hey, so what do you think about this? And I was like, well, people are, to make, you know, not to make light of it, but to make, you know, I'm me, right? So I'm just going to, if I'm being interviewed, I'm going to, I'm already, I was already doing funny things in the interview. And then they're like, yeah, so what do you think about all those women that got killed? So I'm like, okay, well, you know, I thought the whole idea was I'm on this to make jokes. So I said, oh, well, I think that, you know, people abuse hashtags is basically what, what

was saying people will be like oh you know this guy shot five women uh yeah and i you know i got overcharged for late fees on my thing yes all women because i'm they made everything about them and i said this and then the next day in the media it was like wow people were just like fuck this this guy is so insensitive and yeah perhaps it was but also don't ask me that question right and also mental problems is the main thing to me, right? You can break it down and say it's racist and sexist, it's this and that, but mentally ill people always are the top. It's mentally ill. This guy, so to blame somebody running into a 7-Eleven and shooting four women on sexism, yeah,

that could be the, that could, that's part of it. But how about that this guy's, mentally insane, right? The guy, so yeah, so yeah, do we have to talk about the issues? We have to talk about sex and we have to talk about racism. Okay, fine, yes, I understand that. But it's like when, you know, when they say, you know, when people are like, oh, get rid of the guns. Well, dude, you can't. Okay?

They're all around. We're not going to do what Australia did. We're America. It's deeply ingrained in our fabric. when people talk about fabric and it's not about fabric but it is deeply ingrained in our fabric of this nation if you say nation like that

people are fucking so behind you I know that so of this great nation it's deeply embedded in the fabric of this nation so you're not you know Australians were just like what happened ah somebody did a mass shooting thing all right they're going to offer me $50 for my fucking pump action

fucking shotgun. All right, fuck it. There you go. I'll throw it in the bin. Where's my money, mate? Gotta go out and buy beef jackie. I got to go out and buy beef jerky in a fucking hat with a net on it. It's brown, mate. What color, brown?

So, like, you know, we're not going to do that, dude. You know what I'm saying? Was it Charlton Heston that said you could pry the gun out of my... Dude, if the... If an actor, if Charlton Heston's saying that, you got people down south and Midwest and to the sides that are just like, no, dude, fuck that.

I believe what Ben-Hur said. Charlie Henson said, uh, yeah, it's, it's deeply embedded in the fabric of our nation. And so, look, yeah, does racism exist? Yes. but you can't have it both ways. You can't have it. Oh, white guys are racist when they kill a black dudes and that's a racist issue.

And then if a black dude kills a white woman, you know, you go, oh, well, we don't know the reasons. Okay. What's his name, Jones and CNN, Van Jones? He's like, well, maybe he just thought it was, you know, he could have thought he was playing Pokemon. So I saw this and it was, it was awful. the image of this lady of this young young woman I've never seen anything like it and it it really affected me deeply

and I was like don't I told people around me don't watch this video if you don't want to and if you feel like you want to definitely rethink about it first but so I saw it by mistake and then like it fucked my whole night up which of you know I'm not obviously whatever um it's it's it's uh obviously it should have fuck here all night

if you see something like that and like the next day or the day after that i'm like charlie kirk got killed what assassinated i guess what at what level do you is it that you're assassinated you know like that's i i i guess you know it feels like he was assassinated it it doesn't feel right to be like he was killed you say you say martin luther king junior was assassinated. JFK, he was assassinated. It feels right to be like Charlie Kirk was assassinated. But, you know,

Mickey Rourke, if he got shot, would he be assassinated? I feel like it has to be a political thing. You know? But, but, but they say, you know, Begee and Tupac got assassinated. They do say that.

People do say that. So it's like, where's the line then because if someone shoots me I'm calling it out ah it was assassination can you put the arrow murder is assassination

but people don't always use that it feels like assassination I think there's a fucking Chris rock bit where he talks about it but I don't know anyway then I'm watching the video and I see i hear charlie kirk gets shot and then i look and the video pops right up and i watch it

and i see that and i'm like my god dude i have never that so this is two times now this week and i never before that oh i'm different i it's going to be different from now on you know like you get like trauma like trauma affects you as you get older it affects you less i feel like right like if the same thing happened when you were five right like i you can have trauma when you were young if somebody was like there's some old guy just goes fuck you you can carry that with you over the rest of life if you're young enough somebody says that when you're 50 you go huh buddy i'm i'm in line to get my dry cleaning like you don't give a shit you know i still got to go, you know, you learn how to deal with things.

But at 45, seeing two people get fucking murdered, it was a lot and it was very sad. And my immediate reaction was just absolute dread, you know, sadness and dread. And then you, you know, The first thing, it was interesting, because the first thing I realized after this, you know, is, was people saying, and I suppose you'd say they were on the, you know, the people on the left were like, there were people that were, uh, this is the first thing I heard is, is people on the right were saying, it's despicable that some of these people on the left will celebrate. and I heard that a bunch without seeing anybody from the left celebrate

and I was like who are they talking about and then as days went on I saw different videos of people like happy about this so those videos do exist and these people on the left do exist and I got I was like how do you like okay let's look at it this way

you you take somebody who is a you know runs in a house and murders a family and then runs out of that house and then runs in another house and murders that family. Like two families. You know, you go, oh, uh, kill that person. You know, I think pretty much everyone goes, oh, yeah, get that guy. Get that guy dead. He can't be doing that to these families. Some people will be like, lock him up for life. But some people immediately be like, I shouldn't bet. He can't be doing this to families, right? They go, what if that was my family? They go, you know, these poor people, one of the people, you know. And so, uh,

I understand that. And then after that, I feel sad about the whole thing. The whole thing is sad. The whole thing is sad when somebody gets assassinated or killed. The whole thing is sad. Even when someone's on death row, the whole thing is sad. You go, oh, it's so fucking unfortunate that this is where we are, that this guy killed two families and now you've got to fucking kill him.

This whole thing fucking sucks. um so so it's weird when someone celebrates any anything you know look i get oh time i've been lot and i get to fucking sit on hussein i get all that shit but it's like to make it about an issue is gross to me man like um like there are people that are like well you know that's what he said he was talking about guns and how everyone needed them and unfortunately there'll be some casualties and he's one of them and that's just like such a heartless way to think about this and i you know i'm not saying that look you know i watch 48 hours or i watch uh uh uh uh another one dateline and sometimes i'm like man they should fucking firing squad this guy it's easy to get caught up in the emotions of stuff And then I was like, let me look at this chart. Let me look at Charlie Kirk. Because I don't really, I'm not political, dude.

Hey, dude, one of the cool things about me, I don't know the issues. People are always like, but you got to pick a side. You got to talk about something. And I'm like, I don't even know really how to explain it. And if you explain it to me, I start thinking about a TV show I like. you talk to me about Gaza I'm like oh okay let's do it sit down you start talking and I start going oh man episode nine season two of fucking leftovers was actually amazing that they whose idea was it and the fact that HBO let them get away with a whole episode about how

uh Justin Thoreau is an international assassin in death and has to kill his adversary to get back to life when it has nothing to do with the rest of the series is unbelievable and then somebody is and then reach back out to where the conversation is happening and the person's like so palestine or is real and i'm just like oh dude i don't know and i run away okay so that's the that's the i you know and look people are like well it's a responsibility you should stand on a platform and fucking said because you have a following no no no no no no no no no no my following is my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my world. I'm wanting to laugh, dude, there's too much shit going on in the world, and it sucks, okay? I don't know how we're going to not kill each other. I don't know. I don't know how it's going to get, uh, you know, you think about like, oh, back in the 80s and the 90s. Oh, can't we all just get along with the fucking Rodney king? It's like, dude, that's happening only worse. Are you kidding me? Let's go back. you know now

you have the left that's acting insane about it celebrating and fucking that's a piece that's piece of shit behavior that's felonious behavior okay then you have the right that's like I mean the blood the blood was coming

out of his neck. And they go, who's a trans guy? Immediately. Now, maybe it was, you know, and this is another thing about me. I haven't done that much research. I do know that if this guy who shot them wasn't trans, he was trans adjacent. You know what I mean? He had a trans girl in his apartment or something, and then he was like, yo, go pick up the gun or something. I don't know what it is. And here's the other thing. That could be completely wrong. Okay. But this is what I heard. So I don't believe anything. I go, all right, you know what? I don't know what's going on. Actually, a guy got shot and that's awful. So, uh, the wife and the kids, dude. Then I didn't even realize he was 31. And my friends like know him too, which is just like it felt weird. And I was

talking to my friend about this. Denny Love, who I bring him. the road he's a black guy and we were we asked him i was like dude do you think i feel really weird about this because i'm a white guy and two white people got killed you know charlie kirk and then the ukrainian woman and he was like yeah maybe because as a black guy to me when i see that ukrainian woman get killed i'm just like oh that was crazy but if i saw But I was like, but if you saw like, you know, the police beat up a black guy, would you feel like it's a race thing? And he'd be like, yeah. And I was like, dude, that's so interesting because you're black and I'm white.

But that doesn't make us bad people, right? But it's like to see that from a different perspective is, I don't know, man. It's all sad and all terrible. And my heart goes out to Charlie Kirk and his family and all of his friends. it's just sad. And what I don't really understand is, you know, killing someone like that does not,

you know, they say you can kill a man, can't kill a message. That did just, whoever shot that him, that guy, right? He just made at least 20 more Charlie Kirk's. Who's his successor going to be?

That Nick Fuentes guy? I mean, you know what I mean? Like, it's going to, it's nobody thinks what they do is wrong period that you have to operate from that nobody thinks that what they're doing is wrong there's no evil person that's why everybody hates those fucking bad guys from the 90s that are like yes we must conquer the world because i'm enjoying it so much because nobody's like that it's not relatable you want to see the guy's downfall you want to see his origin story that's why everyone likes argy stories

because you get to see that evil guy fucking uh how it you know he get abused when he was young or whatever i it's just crazy i you know it's i i it's so sad and it's so wild and i i trust no one and i trust no one saying anything you're welcome i trust no one saying anything you're welcome oh that's what happened though that's you know that's what That's where we're at right now as a society. So fucking sad. Props to Nate Brigazzi for doing the Emmys, though. I don't give a fuck about the Emmys,

but I like Nate Brugatsy, and I like, he's super funny. Did anybody win anything? Was there anybody who was annoying that was like, yeah. And during times like this, it's like, dude, how can people be so insufferable? How are actors so insufferable? But you know what? Because the camera's on them, dude.

The camera's on them and they just go, I matter. I still believe Mike Tyson. He doesn't even, he doesn't even believe in Legacy. I believe Mike Tyson when he says that. Well, legacy doesn't matter, you know? Fuck it. Well, what piece of shit?

Or whatever he said, I don't remember. This is, I have a clip about Tyson, but I'll do this first. This is so fucking good, dude. This is so good that I marvel at it, dude. I sit back and I go, did anyone make popcorn? This fucking Tucker Carlson and Sam Altman. Tucker Carlson just, who by the way, never. wears something different. Tucker Carlson is an action figure with his clothes.

You know, oh, he's got Kakis-on? Oh, yeah. Oh, he's got checkers on the shirt? Oh, yeah. Oh, he's got a blitz on? Oh, yeah. Does he have a bow tie? 90% of time. So, and that's fine, you know, that's good. You know, it's good for branding. Uh Tucker Carlson is talking to Sam Altman, the maker of, uh, open AI, right? And Sam Altman already looks like a fucking chat GPT made him. You understand? Like his face and body, you go, oh, it's like the, uh, what do you call it?

The, um, uncanny valley, you go, oh. Like if Sam Altman door-dashed your fucking burger, he'd show up and you'd go, oh, that shouldn't be a guy who door-dashes. And then you'd think about that, you'd be like, he probably shouldn't even exist. Look at him. You're welcome.

Please, rate me five stars. If Sam Altman was a baseball, like, you know what I mean? Like, think about him. I mean, obviously, it doesn't look like an athlete. He looks like a tech guy. But even that, you're like, dude, convince me we don't live in the fucking simulation

and then I got to see that guy make chat GPT, right? Is that man? Shut open here. So anyway, apparently a guy who was trying to sue him, was that what it was?

That wound up dead. Okay? I don't know if you know this. I didn't know this. I saw this clip. He was either trying to sue him or expose his company for something, which two no-n-n-n-laws.

You're billionaire, do no-noes. You can't try to expose a billionaire, so no-no. You know why? Your head's going to bleed soon, right? That's what's going to happen. All the blood from your head is going to spill out soon if you try to expose a billionaire, right? We can all agree on one thing, and it's that. That and if Italians have a company on the van, it will always.

say and sons after the family name right is absolutely a it is it those are two things people say death and taxes the two things that no the two things that you know will happen is if you try to expose a billionaire all the blood in your head will spill out within a few weeks and also if italians have a company they will name it whatever and sons those things are way higher than the Then it goes out to taxes and all that stuff, right? By the way, but you don't even pay taxes. And they haven't all died either, right? Jeff Bezos is still alive.

So, um, so, so, so now you go, all right, uh, somebody's trying to expose, oh, fuck. What if you had the dirt on somebody like that? What if you had the dirt? Think about it. the fucking dirt on Elon Musk. What if you had the dirt on Mark Zuckerberg? What if you had the dirt, dude? What if you had that dirt?

What would you do with it? I don't know what I'd do with it. Knowledge is power, right? Just knowing is a thing. Okay? Storing that dirt in my Pentium and just keeping it up there and making sure the blood doesn't fucking spill out of my head. And knowing that, all right.

Anyway Remember the movies that would They would have information sensitive information And they would be like Oh well we got to make backup copies And now that's so funny dude Now all you got to do is just put it on X and everyone dies Okay so this is the interview

That Tucker Carlson was talking to Sam Allman about this Which is it obviously just came up And you know Tucker Carlson a motherfucker he was going He wanted to bring it up this is so great so great so you've had complaints from one programmer

who said you guys were basically stealing people stuff and not paying them and then he wound up murdered yeah okay uh

you know heavy duty sim on right now going oh well okay even though he's AI is just computing

okay what was that also a great tragedy oh did it was in the room wasn't though paid people right but i'm not saying he did it i'm going to say let let put it this way okay if i'm a billionaire i am making sure all of my enemies thrive because I'm not having this fucking conversation, dude. All right? If one of my enemies gets all nasty and starts fucking assassinating themselves or blowing their brains out, I go, fuck! I didn't do my job.

They're going to think it's me now. Or I got to go live in like a village in Russia forever. So they know it's not me, but still you can do it. You can pay somebody. So it's really you're fucked. Keep your enemies real healthy, dude. And hope they don't die. Because if they do and you're a billionaire, you're going to get questioned, all right?

And also, Sam Altman. And this goes for all the other guys like Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg. Why are you on podcasts? I don't, I don't mean like, and I don't mean the Mark Merrin thing where he's like, these guys are putting fucking, you know, they, shouldn't be putting them on podcasts i don't mean that if you can get these guys on podcasts get them on podcasts these guys shouldn't be wanting to do it Elon Musk is like you know he wore a black hat and fucking made a flamethrower and everyone's like oh this guy's fucking quirky and then all of a

sudden you got to see mark Zuckerberg uh surfing in white face and now i got to look at sam Maulton's big head everywhere. And it's like, hey, dude, Jeff Bezo, you Lex Luthor. Dude, I don't want to have to, I don't want to have to see you guys. And here's the thing, you shouldn't want to be seen. Sit on your money. So if you're going to do a podcast, props to the podcast producer, forget. you on you got play you're playing yourself so you get the questions so did you kill him oh well i was

much happier behind the computer stay there dude these guys are fucking idiots they're idiots no no no dude i'm a billionaire i dude i have anti camera detection i have fucking uh pulse you know uh cellular fucking I mean, dude, all of my money goes into, no one will see me. And I don't mean I'll be remote. I mean, I'll get the technology to where you can't see me. I'll be in the room and you'll just be looking at me. And I'm jerking off. And it has nothing to do with you.

I'm just doing it. And you're a guy. So don't even try to play that whole, oh, you know, it's a sexist thing because it's not. I'm just doing it for, you know, I happen to want to jerk off. And then, okay, also, I happen to be in Mark Zuckerberg. house all these grilling meats i like meats i like uh so uh so now sam altman is like Tucker carlston sure hey sam what is he worth what is sam altman worth uh 6 billion 100 200 billion 200 billion two billion

he's only worth two billion that's horseshit he'll be more but my point is you got one billion sit I just don't understand he's kind of suicide

ah ah ah dude dude you know you know already

a fucking train wreck like dude we are 13 seconds in okay this dude is basically boop boop

check the meters fuck looks at the co-pilot he's already shot in the head boop boop oh my god dude how did it how did it How did it unravel in 13 seconds, bro? Let's just start it over again, okay?

Look, here we go. So you've had complaints from one programmer who said you guys were basically stealing people's stuff and not paying them. And then he wound up murdered. What was that? Okay. Dude, what was that as incredible? What was that? Like it's a Seinfeld bit.

What was that as incredible? Okay. Here's how you respond to that. What? Yeah, it was terrible. That's awful. That guy was my friend and it's the saddest thing ever. Sup. And then Tucker said, well, people don't say you kill him. You go, oh, well, I didn't. Stop. Lob it back, dude. But Sam Oatman is Mr. Behind the scenes. So what are you? you're doing in front of a camera? He committed a source line.

Also a great tragedy. He committed suicide. Do you think he committed suicide? Oh, pressed it. Then he says, I really do. Really do. This was like a friend of mine. This is like a guy that, I'm not a close friend,

but this was someone that worked at opening eye for a very long time. I spent, I mean, I was really shaken by this tragedy. I spent a lot of time. Dude. I just I'm people who don't know how to seem like people they need to be behind the camera and in the trenches and in the shadows. Although you know what?

What the fuck do I know? What's it matter? What's it matter? This guy's going to be it's not like this guy's going to lose. That's the thing you can kill people if you're a billionaire and you can get away with it. you know wait

I got it to you know read everything I could is I'm sure you and others did too about what happened read everything I could about what happened

it looks like a suicide to me oh did it dude even if you didn't do it don't say that looks like a suicide

to me you know why does it look like a suicide oh Tucker Carlton dude just just

you know what Talk girl Carlson likes this moment that happens a lot with him more than jizzing he he would rather have a question

locked and loaded know what you're going to say and just be ready with that question he'd rather be in that moment of saying that question and looking at you in the eyes after he asked that question than jizzing, dude,

then jizzing in El McPherson in 2002. Why does it look like a slow side? Way more than Kathy Ireland in 1995 way more than fucking would rather be like and why why do you say he committed suicide way way more than how Rebecca Romaine Stamos fucking 1998 that's his jizzing Ah, that's my jizzing.

That's what... And afterward, Tucker Carlson leaves the interview, and the producer's like, well, that went well. And he says, yeah, did you see the jizzing moment? What did you guys think of the jizz moment? And they go, oh, when you asked them a question about how white he didn't think he's a suicide? You guys know I like that better than jizzing, right? And they're like, yeah, sure, Tucker Carlson. Sure, Tucker said, yeah.

Oh, just so, just, and if it has to do with something like, you know, murder or, or race or, or sexism, he just, it's his kink, dude. It's his kink. I mean, look at his face. It was a gun he had purchased. It was the, this is like gruesome to talk about, but I read the whole, like, medical record. Does it not look like one to you? No, he was definitely murdered, I think. The jazz moment!

dude you can tell he's active oh no no it definitely looks like a suicide to me he was murder it definitely looks like a murder to me i'm just leaking while he's saying it and i like these moments better than jizzing so just so you know so if you want to bow out you should bow out because i'm basically there's a prolonged orgasm this on interview now with now from now on he's a prolonged orgasm and my pair's getting so wet guys keep up my like eight pairs of pants this is going to be a long interview um there were signs of a struggle, of course. The surveillance camera.

The wires had been cut. He had just ordered takeout food come back from a vacation. Oh, the takeout food coming back from a vacation was the ultimate fucking, was the last fucking pump right there. Was the fucking, you know how it goes like this? That was those long ones.

You know what I'm saying, dude? How many pumps you got? You know what I'm saying? that those two put with the fucking here here here's what it was it was like this just watch this ready okay ready here we're here we go of course

the surveillance camera and the wires had been definitely murdered I think here we're here yeah um the signs of a struggle of course the surveillance camera the wires had been cut he had just ordered take out food come back from a vacation

with his friends on Catalina island there it was dude he was suicidal no no no in no behavior he had just spoke into a family member on the phone. And then he's found dead with blood in multiple rooms. So that's impossible.

Oh, dude, two had two orgasms. Bro, I can't. I, I, I just. Imagine Tucker Carlson in high school. Just to the lunch lady, you know? Could you fucking imagine? those are the leftover fries from the other day. They're not new ones.

No, I know they're not because they're... You just... I mean, you'd be like, oh, my... Oh, my... Just jizzing talking about the fry. Well, that's the lasagna. It seems really obviously he was murdered. It seems really obviously he was murdered, so...

Talk to the authorities about it? I've not talked to the authorities about it. And his mother claims he was murdered on your orders. Sticking it to him. I mean, dude, the fact that that came out a minute and 23 seconds in is diabolical, okay? And I don't actually mean that in the way that the kids, the new buzzer, his word is diabolical. I mean, it's diabolical how he set that up.

He cashed with, so there's a guy, you know, to a minute 23, his mom thinks you had him ordered to die, you had him killed. New pants, please. I mean, dude, and Sam Altman is on his heels. Do you believe that? I'm asking, well, I'm asking. I mean, you just said it. So do you believe that?

I think that it is worth looking into. So careful, so careful, so careful, so careful right now. Knows he's gone a little bit too far, bringing it back a little bit. I guarantee he smashes him. I mean, if a guy comes out and accuses your company of committing crimes, I have no idea if that's true or not, of course. Is it careful?

And then is found killed, and there are signs of a struggle. I don't think it's worth dismissing it. We should say, well, he killed himself when there's no evidence that the guy was depressed at all. I think, and if he was your friend, I would think you would want to speak to him. Oh, just really fucking, really iced him right there. Really iced them right there. So look, dude, hey, Sam Altman, buck the fuck the fuck up right now. Dude, I'm watching this.

And I just go, oh, my God, dude. do you ever want pussy what are you doing hey a fuckhead i didn't do it if you want to be somebody in front of a camera don't let the camera own you i didn't yet no he died i don't you know if he didn't commit suicide it wasn't me i didn't fucking order him to do it

are you crazy i'm trying to run a company dude the fact you even asking this is a Because now people on Reddit are going to be like, ah, Sam Altman did this shit. This is moronic. It offers. She didn't want to. So do you feel that, you know, when people look at that and they're like, you know, it's possible that happened, do you feel that that reflects the worries they have about what's happening here? Like, people are afraid that this is like.

I haven't done too many interviews where I've done. I've been accused of, like... Oh, I'm not accusing you at all. I'm just... Oh, dude. You might as well, dude. You can't do that. You can't...

You can't do that. I had a pizza here. I'm here. There's a whole pizza here. I'm here. Nobody else So I left Nobody else was in the room but you

And there's eight slices gone from that pizza What do you think of people Thinking that you ate those eight slices of people Are you accusing me of eating those eight slices of pizza? I know like dude yeah you are well no

I'm not accusing I'm saying it's not me you're the only other person that could have done it and the pizza's gone certainly not accusing you got pizza on your shirt and everyone

sees everyone talks about how he's on your shirt and I'm just curious his his mother says that I don't think a fair read of the evidence suggest suicide at all. I just don't see that at all.

I also don't understand why the authorities, when there are signs of a struggle and blood in two rooms on a suicide, like how does that actually happen? I don't understand how the authorities could just kind of dismiss that as a suicide. Sweet orgasm right there. A sweet

mind-bending orgasm right there. You understand how this sounds like an accusation? Of course. Oh, now he's got... Yes, I get it. You ain't the pizza. It wasn't me. It wasn't anyone else. Okay.

It wasn't me. It wasn't anyone else in this room. And the only other person in the room is you. And you've got cheese all over your face. So yeah. Oh, now I get it. Just, I mean, I certainly, let me just be clear once again. I'm not accusing you of any wrong.

Oh, dude. You know, the fucking thinnest line. The thinnest line. The thinnest. line dude a fishing line i just it's a crazy we we we really live in a crazy fucking time dude and people are like okay you know there's those people that are like the time we live in is absolutely

way better than it was in the 1600s yeah okay cool i guess you don't have to worry about uh where do i take a shit or you're not going to die from scurvy because peaches are everywhere but uh you know you are you know is it better than it was 15 years ago i don't fucking know you know and every time you look up something it's just an echo chamber it doesn't matter you can look up and find facts whatever you want but i i think it's worth finding out what happened and i don't understand what the city of san francisco has refused to investigate it beyond just calling it a suicide oh saying he's so high up he's so high up and fucking absolutely pay it just thinks i don't know

dude i you know it's like we could watch that all day long i could literally watch that all day long i could i could literally just fuck god damn it i'll be in that room eating pizza God, look at this. Mr. Beast. Why? I never understood this and I never will. What's the fucking goal, bro? Once you did it, what's the goal?

Do something else. The guy, gonna blow up Lamborghinis. Gonna, okay. And now he's gonna have Mike Tyson punch him. It's the same fucking thing. so here we go I'm gonna take a punch for Mike Tyson whatever you're ready

up and he just he just fucking he just fucking lifted him up off of that and he flew out the box and just died and that's how Mr. Beast died and then Mike Tyson

murdered him And everyone still celebrated him. I'm going to take a punch for Mike Tyson. Whenever you're ready. Oh. Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay.

Dude, the other ends is hilarious. What, who the other guy? Who's the other guy? That guy's a bitch for fucking. Mike Tyson punches Mr. Beast. Mr. Beast falls down. Mike Tyson makes sure Mr. Beast is okay. And that guy makes sure

Mike Tyson is okay. Watch. Whatever you're ready. The way he... Look at that guy. Who's that guy? Who's that guy? Holding Mike Tyson.

That guy holds Mike Tyson afterwards. That was 10% of what Mike Tyson can do. And Mr. Beast folded like a balsa. He folded. like my laundry. Insane, dude. Hell yeah. Anyway, you don't, it doesn't matter if, if, if, so, okay, so I saw the Ed Gain

thing, the monsters, you know, how they made it with the Menendez brothers. And then they made it with, they made the first one was the Dahmer one. And then they started calling it the Monsters series. So now they're doing one with Ed Gain. They can make a lot of people look like a lot of people. And they try to. And sometimes it's at the detriment. Like, I don't give a fuck.

You know, Ed Gain, what was he a killer in 1920? I don't know. It's like, it's weird, though, because the way they're promoting it now is like, before Ted Bundy, before, like, it's work. Like, it's like, he paved the way. Like, what are you, like, this is serial killing. You know, it's not a fucking computer company. Ed Gaines walked so Jeffrey Dahmer could fucking murder people. Ed Gain walked so son of Sam could slit throats.

Actually, he shot people. So I guess what I'm saying is I saw the Ed Gaines thing. And what's his name plays it? Charlie Hunnam? Is that it? Hummus? and I saw Charlie Hunnam once at Pete's coffee and I was at the Pete's coffee

drinking four shots of ice four shots of espresso over ice and I hear a big loud motorcycle and it parks and then that person who's driving it riding it takes his helmet off and it's Charlie Hunnam and I go, oh, whoops, that guy, that guy, he played the part of Sons of Anarchy and now, whoops, he has a motorcycle.

I mean, it's like, that's such an actor thing. And I, you know, I'm not, no knock on him. He's cool. But it's like, that's such an actor thing to be like, so in Sons of Anarchy. and then be like, I actually ride bikes now, though. You know? So I saw him and he sat there for a little bit

and then he fucking left. He didn't even come in. So I go, that's so dope. That's like my dream to have a motorcycle and go to coffee places, just sit in the parking lot for a little bit and then leave.

I'm not at that level yet, obviously. I'm not at that level. But anyway, he's playing Ed Gaines. Ed Gaines It doesn't look anything like Charlie Hunter. Now, I don't care about that. I don't, I don't care about that.

I don't like it when they cast people, people in real life, when they're like, oh, when people are like, but he doesn't look anything like him. So what, dude. It's a story. Now, you could argue, okay, look, if Colin Farrell is going to play the penguin, well, no, that's actually not that. I'll talk about that later, but, you know, if. If, if, uh, like, it's almost annoying when they make the person look too much like the person in real life because I, you know, work harder on the other stuff. I understand there's a, there's a place for it. But here's the thing. Uh, I don't really care when somebody doesn't look like their character. The, the real life character. Most of the time, they've been making stories about people that I don't even know about. Uh, you know, you know. Now, when it comes to a, cartoon or a video game. I completely think the opposite.

Pretty much the only thing that matters is that it looks like the fucking guy. I don't care about their acting. I happen to think that 50 Cent has been good in certain things. You know, it's not like he's going to fucking play the hurricane in the Denzel Washington movie.

But, you know, this ballroom he looks like him there you go did it that's what it should be so good job dude um they just make movies that have already been made you know they don't make they make new they make some new stuff but they they don't really make big new stuff they just go yeah hulu will do it you know they go yeah Yeah. Someone will pick it up one day. Anyway, let's make a movie about, you know, that Francis McDormann would do.

How are you an actor and not trying to do Marvel movies? Like, there's guys that just don't do, like big act, like, fuck all that. Dude, I would, are you kidding me? I'd be making, I'd be making a make up new Marvel guy. I would be, Leonardo Caprio. If I were in his position right now, I'd be like, dude, make a new Marvel character. make a new comic book and then we'll make the movie

and I'll be it that's just fantastic I just I just don't know you know it is you know what's this here

oh my hey I just met you oh this guy's Religious breakdown of Call Me Maybe The I in this case refers to the Antichrist Oh

What And just meeting you means that he is revealing himself I'm I'm actually already confused But just meeting you okay i just all right well let's keep going this is the antichrist entrance doubling down into the end times and this is crazy that's the seven years of tribulation i mean dude so fucking grasping we're back in

daniel chapter number four king nebuchadnezzar goes crazy or insane for seven times for seven times he goes crazy for seven times did you guys know that dude who's the person who made this Katie Perry or no who made this movie this show sang this song Carly Ray Jepsen

she don't know shit about Nebuchadnezzar the fuck is this guy talking about he she doesn't know this guy went crazy for seven times among the beasts and he's grass oh he ate so much fucking tuna that he lives among are the two beasts of the revelation, the Antichrist, and the false prophet.

Those are the seven years of insanity. This guy's on the second line, by the way. And this is when the Antichrist is going to reveal himself during those seven years. Dude, this is the second line. But here's my number. And of course, I think it should be obvious to you. Oh, wow. Okay.

Well, I paused it. What do you guys think? If it's obvious. Is it the 666 thing or something? The Antichrist's number is. His number is 666. Hey! Ding, ding, ding, ding.

He wins, dude. But what the fuck does that have to do with it? Oh, that's it. Okay, unreal. Just the guy's unreal. We're a shirt of all time. I've never seen a shirt. This guy is basically a cartoon.

all right guys that's it we found out a bunch of stuff i'm racist and all that stuff and i'm sorry but it's a shortcoming that i have and um i i i you know i i love people i you know some people i don't love but i you know i don't mean groups people i love individual people and that's it and it has nothing to do with where you're from or what race you are uh you know and that's that so thank you very much Congratulations, motherfucking Bob, you scared, fucking, fucking. Fucker. Right on the motherfucking child for a motherfucker.