Congratulations with Chris D'Elia - 469. When Men Were Men

Episode Date: October 9, 2025

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That was awesome. Now that's a mountain of entertainment. Paramount Wolf. Runk Hey, hey, what's up? Hey, it's a congratulations episode 469. So, guys, hi. It's episode 469. And you know what that means, dude? 469. 69 is in it. And I'm not going to say it what it is. But you know what it is. I am recording this ahead of time. So if anything new happens, whoops. I'm recording this two weeks ahead of time because I will be in Europe. So if anything new happens in Europe. So if anything new happens in meantime, don't be like, what the heck? How the heck could Chris have possibly not talked about

that? Whoops. And it's all good, though. But yeah, you know, because I will be in Europe. I will be in Oslo. I will be in London. I will be in, you know, you'd think I would memorize it by now. Amsterdam, Gothenburg, Stockholm, London. Dublin. And then I come back to I do Midland, Texas and Waco, Texas. And then I'm in Syracuse, New York, Hamilton, Ontario. Oh, wait, aren't I supposed to do Buffalo? I got a text about that. I thought I was supposed to do Buffalo. Aren't I doing, aren't I doing Buffalo? Where's the link? No, where the link at? That's what I'm going to do. Um, yeah, so I think I'm going to be in Buffalo. I don't know. Go check my website. Chrisley.com. Yay. Uh, so, it's uh it's it's it's it's on and popping and uh sign up for the patreon as well you know that's what we like doing um we we're you know we're going on the patreon and doing all that stuff um what is this that's when you have kids you just have stuff that's around you know like this thing is just going to be around um and uh my my i just got a coffee and uh hmm and i was

drinking it and my son came up to me billy the two and a half year old and he said uh gavi and i said yeah and he said um coffee and i said oh you want one and he said uh one thip and i was like all right one sip and that's it because it's not for babies they're not for babies and so he drinks it and i go it's yucky right or do you like it and he goes i like it and then he said okay well and then And a few minutes goes by, no, no, no, a few seconds go by. And he says, wham, sip. And I was like, dude, you don't bargain with me. We set up a deal and you got, you got what you got.

You understand? But, you know, it's like the economy's rough. So I get what he's doing. And I'll be in Europe. I thought I was going to be in Europe. Well, I'm in Europe now. I thought, you know what? I thought I was going to be in Europe with no credit cards.

So I have them now, I think. This is early. So what I guess I am saying is because I lost my wallet. You know what's so funny, dude? The night I lost my wallet, the night I realized I lost my wallet was the night I was going to New Orleans. Okay. And I was like, how am I going to travel? And I go, well, I have my passport.

So that's cool. I'll be fine. But where's all my money? Right? I had like, you know, $300 of my wallet. It's gone. My credit cards are gone. And I go, I guess I'll just show up, you know, to New Orleans raw.

I guess, hey, we won't, whatever we're doing in Norlands, we won't be having fun too, because I'm here raw now, you know? Not that I wanted to go to the strip clubs or anything like that, but like, what if I wanted to ball out? You know? went to the actually went to the strip club once in New Orleans when I was 20 the first time I ever went to Norlands 20 I must have been 22 23 and I was on a solo trip and I was just like I'm in New Orleans I'm going to go to the strip club went to the strip club and I just talked to the stripper for a long time and she was like I really don't want to work and I was like yeah I get it you're you're you know you're grinding yourself on men's on men's erect and I understand that and she was like yeah and she was like you want to hang out after this and I was like yeah but yeah I do but I don't know if that's a good idea because I was 22 and I was very well I was you know I was like not a man yet you know and and she was like I'll hang out with you after this if you just pay for the rest of like i would probably make like three hundred dollars i was like oh so she just basically offered to be a a prostitute which is fine you know no judgment i didn't do it and uh i always

think about that i didn't do it and and and uh why huh Anyway, then I So anyway, going back to this story where I didn't come by my wallet I was going to take my wife out before Norland this time. I've been to Norland like seven times. This time I was taking my wife out before.

And I said, I said, I said, well, I don't have my wallet. I don't know. I hope the restaurant has Apple pay. And she was like, let's just, maybe we just don't go because I don't want you to get pissed off at the restaurant. And I go, oh, man, is that where we're at? Really? We've been married for however many years, three.

And we're already, look, if you're going to get pissed off, I don't want to go. That's some crazy. That's like some, at least 15 years in. so i'm like no no no it'll be fine we'll do it it'll be fine and i we're in the we're in the car we go anyway we're in the car and we go drive to the restaurant it's like you know four seconds away and we're in the car and i'm like i'm just so pissed i lost my again because i lost my well again right and i go somewhere in the house i know it's somewhere in the house and i just can't find it and i was like do you ever get upset when you lose something

something just like such a like I'm like like I'm an alien that has been here for three weeks what is this feeling when I lose something dread um and so and so she says yeah I mean you know I guess I sometimes feel bad I guess because because you know I was like you don't really feel bad when you lose something like no I mean sometimes I'm like oh I lost something I'm like oh yeah that thing happened again and that's annoying and now I got to get it back and but it doesn't like ruin my day i said you know what i feel like and she said what i said i feel so bad i feel so bad i lost my wallet again and i feel so you know what i feel like i feel like a fucking loser and she said she said jesus christ and i said what and she says well you don't have to

beat yourself up like that. And I was like, I know, but it's like so fucking annoying. I need four things in life when I travel. A wallet, uh, my phone, you know, uh, I guess my passport and some magic mind. And I'm all out of wallet. And so, so I'm like, pissed off and I'm like I'm like kind of like I'm like doing the thing we're like you know I'm a guy and I'm I'm seething because I because the wallet is you know why dude because the wallet didn't evaporate it's somewhere and you know what I did I never let it out of my pocket so where the fuck is it okay I was in the I was I was I was I was I was so I was driving and I was at my gym I felt it in my pocket.

I did no upside-down exercises. I did no upside-down exercises. I did no swinging exercises. I did all my exercises upright. So the wallet didn't fall out. Then I called the gym. They didn't have it. Okay?

Didn't go anywhere else. So it's somewhere in my house. It's somewhere in my house. Okay, fine. So now I'm seething, but I'm doing the thing where I'm like, I can't be seething, though. It's just a thing.

You know? What about the black death? That was something. in the year 1,300. Historians agree that around 100 million people died in it.

And guess what? If that was now, a penicillin would have cured it or whatever the fuck. So we're living good. I'm in my Porsche, dude. And I'm, so I go, Chris, relax, you're going out to dinner with your wife.

It's going to be fine. Yes, you've got to go to Norland. And that's a Norlands. And that's a garbage place tomorrow but it's fine dude it's all good so i'm like all right fine fine it's fine and i'm trying to block it i'm not trying to block it out but i'm like we'll all deal with it you know i'm getting a little worried because i like i need my i need my my idea and everything i need it to get to fucking europe and all but i'm stressing myself out for no reason so we get to dinner

bro we get to dinner and i we sit down and i'm trying to shake this feeling man And it's just, it's just, it's just, life is a, life is a feeling, dude. And I couldn't get out of it. While life is a feeling sounds like some fucking bullshit song in 1995, life is a feeling, life is a feeling. Life is a feeling. I'm going to feel it all night long. Give me, give me, give me out. And if y'all go in my way.

Oh With the fucking harmonica Stupidest instrument of all time anyway Uxolite Oh cool harmonica are we on a porch In 1870 No

Get a guitar Anyway I hate guitars too. Fuck that. Get a piano. Nah, too big. Play the spoons. And so triangle. Play the triangle. And so play the synthesizer. Um, and so, you know, that fucking who's that guy? Weren't her talk. Did he do that shit? The synthesizer is when the man who created the sense that size are just losing my mind right now okay so um life is a feeling fucking the wallet so we're at the place and i'm like you know my my wife looks beautiful and she's got a such a cute dress on and i'm like let's focus on that she looked really

beautiful and uh i i sit down and it's like well lit the restaurant's fucking awesome i mean i'm not have I got to tell you what it is because I don't even want you to know because I don't want anyone going there but me. It's fantastic. And the waiter comes up to me and goes, hey, man, what's going on? I saw you met Carl Lentz and like, what was he like? Because he's a religious guy. And I'm like, oh, cool, fuck yeah. Obviously you saw my Instagram and like, just we're fucking, and I'm like, the mood's starting to change. And we sit down and the lid, it's nice. And I'm like, welcome back. I'm like, oh, they remember. This is fucking awesome. So we sit down and, um, I'm still kind of thinking about my wallet, you know.

What a fucking lunatic I am. And we're talking and I want to say, man, I just want to tell you, like, I don't know what it is, but I just feel so weird. And I want to, like, thanks for, like, bearing with me. I've just been so stressed lately and I feel like I can't disappoint anyone. And you know, when you start talking and you go, uh-oh. this oh how oh this is going to be a whole a whole night right or hey hopefully you don't wake up and start doing that because it's going to be a whole day okay so I just said I start talking about like sorry I just feel like there's people want you know as a man like I have

to like do and provide and and and and and then I and I start talking and I don't know why but maybe the wallet thing is really about like this because like you know it's symbolic of like providing and having money and i'm just i feel like a loser that i lost it dude i start fucking crying in this restaurant Unless it's angry. And now I lost my wallet. And I'm a baby, dude. You know, it was the last straw.

Me losing the wallet, knowing it was somewhere in my house, was this. And the fucking camel. And me sitting after I order this, the fucking special with the tube pasta. Just, and I'm crying. And she's like, it's a. You know, she's trying to talk me through it and shit. And it's so funny, too, because I'm so, I'm so, I'm so messed up, like, in my head that, like, when, when I'm talking to somebody and letting them know about my feelings, I'm still, like, in my head, I'm like, they better say the right fucking thing, dude. Like, dude, they better not be saying any of the wrong things, dude.

If I got tears in my eyes, dude, they better not be saying. any of the wrong things dude i'll cry more i'll get pissed and um and so it felt really good dude it felt really good because like we we we we ate dinner we connected we went home looked for my wallet more together and we just go you know what we're not going to find it and i'm going to go to New Orleans tomorrow, and I'm not going to ball out. And that's fine. Ball out! That, what do you call song?

The lock song? Ball out. That's a good album. I'm going to listen to that more. Recrecky, recognize. So, you know that part? You know that song? Recognize. And so anyway, I just had a good night even though you know what it felt like for the first one of the first times

you know how people are like wow dude that was cathartic I go cathars cathartic what's the other word of it because of catharsis catharsis that's for the birds you know get it inside get cancer later for that don't be telling me how feelings are valid or you know what I mean i don't tell me well i hear you and it must be tough for you fuck yourself you know oh is what i'm saying valid really can you just be on my side and say fuck that guy or whatever the hell i'm talking about you know yeah fuck that shit us against the world and so um i uh so i uh so i i just fucking it was cathartic though god damn it and it felt that way it really did and i didn't want it to but you know sometimes you just got to take the

l and be cathartic right um I don't know. Stop leaving savings behind at the pump. Get up to 7 cents per liter in value every time you fill up at Petro Canada. That's 3 cents per liter in instant savings plus 20% more points when you link an eligible RBC card to your Petro points. Find out more at RBC.com slash Petro dash Canada. Conditions apply. The Dane Dash thing is just phenomenal.

This is just phenomenal. Look at this. Dang Dash. I'm at the age, by the way, where I realize pretty much everybody that I think is old is my age. Like I'm, and I'm about that, I mean, like, within 10 years.

Like, I know, like, obviously he's 54. I'm 45. So he's, you know, he's not my age. But I go, Dame Dash, he's been around forever. Fuck, he's got to be old. Oh, he would be a friend, you know? So, Dame Dash wants to sue the Brex

breakfast club for defamation after chaotic interview that's great i love it dame dash attends them uh so so dame dash refuses to allow himself be the butt of the joke that that this makes it worse right this is like the 54 year old entrepreneur recently revealed that he has plans to sue the breakfast club after the chaotic interview how do you sue somebody if you did an interview with them you're right there hey they how do they defame you if you're right there. If I'm right there and you defame me, I refame myself. Hey, Chris, you know, what, what do you? By the way, what is it? Under what grounds? Is it like lying? So the Rockefeller co-founder appeared on Cam Capone News, you know, Cam Capone News, and

dished on what he believed was an intentional smear campaign. I'm suing the breakfast club, he said, but I also sent a demand letter to the Chris Brown lawyer and everyone that was in that whole circle and scene. He said, he then got into his regional, which is admittedly a bit flawed. The thing is, we on the radio, so if you say I got dirty sneakers playing or not, they can't see it, he added. Re-fame yourself. No, they're not. Look at this. Then they're going to think I got on dirty sneakers. It's going to get into the algorithm. Oh, dude. Dame has got on dirty sneakers. I don't want to hear that when I got on new sneakers. Oh, that's fan. You know what? I hope he wins. I hope he wins millions. Because this is fantastic to go to war about and then do the dirty

sneakers narrative. I used to live near Dame Dash, man. I want to, I wish I was, I wish I hung out with them. It's worth noting that the Breakfast Club shares video footage of their interviews in addition to the audio component so the dirty sneaker's narrative could be easily disproven. Wow, dude. Yeah, but what about the audio, Judge? Your Honor. What about

how if he was just in your car? Oh, shit, dude. Oh, look at this. The Harlem native also took issue with how he was treated on the show versus how conservative commentator Ben Shapiro was handled. Someone that triggers our cultural constantly, they give him the utmost respect

and they let him talk. Yeah? Well, you know, dude, that's the thing. It's like, we live in a world now where they like three people.

And it's Keanu Reeves. And, uh, that's, that's it those are the three people you know you can't see a bat can't have to go and fucking marry someone with gray hair and now he just solidified himself into the perfect man for everyone the guy makes action movies beats the shit out of everyone is manly doesn't fucking brag never does interviews and then women could hate that guy but what does he do marries a woman who's age appropriate bro keanu reeves did it also he like

secretly donated to charity and had a sister that died like the guy is just like totally you somebody you just want to hug he's dope as fuck but you don't ever really know the real person right you don't ever really know the real person like what's her name uh cardy b what you know like what the fuck

she used to drug dudes and steal their money and that's a real thing that she talks about uh what and we go, yeah, but that music. Right?

Or you forget about that, I guess. I don't know. Just be loud. I basically, I don't know. I don't even know if I'm really making any sense, but what I am saying is, it's just it's just too much this uh david de forvid case uh uh i love how some people are like he's being set up he's the guy who he's the is he a rapper or rmb singer or something i don't know

but what singer and he there was a 15 year old female body found in his trunk and his Tesla outside his house and people are like that looks like a setup and I'm like that's a crazy setup for an R&B singer you know okay so then you just you killed someone to set him up set him up with something else Oh, and so you killed someone to set them up, and you killed a 15-year-old to set him up? At least kill an elderly woman. What? Yody trying to set up this black man.

Huh? With that? Do grand theft auto. Do, you know, tax evasion. Do impersonating a police officer. do keeping your library books for too long a fucking body of a 15 year old in your trunk

in a Tesla at that where you could just unlock from the cloud it's not like we're talking about a fucking Chevelle where you need the keys or a Buick I mean this is insane dude this dude um charleston white one of the dudes that's saying he's set up he's a comedian and then you know as a comedian i get you i get it not like you have

carte blanche to do it was saying whatever but but it's uh it's pretty it's pretty he didn't do it he said Yeah. I don't know, man. It's just like, how do you, how do you? I didn't realize that David Cross is so mad about the Riyadh Comedy Festival. David Cross, dude. Look at this. I've been asked for my opinion on the Riyadh comedy festival, and rather than answer the same question 23 times, I'll just put this out here. Oh, should I preface this with the fact that I was not offered the gig, but it should go without saying that there's not enough money for me to help these depraved awful people put a fun face on their crimes against humanity? Hey!

That's a hardcore. So, okay. All right, look, look, what do you think I think? I am disgusted and deeply disappointed in this whole gross thing. The people I admire with unarguable talent would condone this to tell, I can never do this word. Totalitarian fiefdom? What is that?

For what? A fourth house? A boat? More sneakers? Sneakers sounds cool. Well, yeah. No, this is, I agree with this part right here. We can never again take seriously anything these comedians complain about unless

it's complaining that we don't support enough torture and mass executions of journalists. it is so weird right but also it's it's the government that's funding the the it is oh that's oh that's that's terrible then look this now look some of you folks don't stand for anything so you don't have any credibility to lose but my god dave and louis and bill and jim clearly you guys don't don't give a shit about what the rest of us think, but how can any of us take any of you seriously ever get?

Oh, wow! All of your bitching about cancel culture and freedom speech and all that shit. Done. Wow. Wow. They have slaves. They have slaves in Saudi Arabia? Whoa.

Oh, see, this is me. an idiot who did like i i i don't really know about everything you know i just hear stuff and then have an opinion immediately like a fucking true idiot man that is i wonder what the hell they'd say about it some of these guys wow i know it's crazy whitney is doing it is she the only woman doing it that that it for a woman to do it is wild really wild i'm i want to say well i don't know comedians are just they'll do anything do it they're such fucking yeah wow um that's crazy what is this creator of contra there's so the creator of controversial ai actress

Tilly Norwood puts out statement falling back if she's not a replacement for a human being This is hilarious The create You see this is where we're going The creator of actress The creator of actor You can create an actor

And that is I told you this was going to happen A long time ago Talent agents We're looking to sign the AI generated character you know why agents are terrible till the fact that the fucking a i actresses name is tilly norwood is so obnoxious just make it jane something you know tilly norwood dryden springhead comedian and so tilly norwood is the creation of actress comedian and

technologist Elyne van der Velden. Okay. AI tells her. So this is going to happen. This is not something that isn't going to happen. This will happen. And this lady capitalized on it and okay.

What movies is this fucking chicken? Tilly Norwood. How many movies is? I love it. She's not a replacement for a human being. Then what the fuck is it? I guess, yeah, no. I mean, cartoons.

replace replacements for but you have voices at least but how many people does it take to look i love yeah the the the actors are oh god all you need to do is to fucking hear what an actor has to say about something and you just want to fucking jump off a building who's these people that are Lucas gauge Melissa Barrera I like her she's cool and Lucas Gage is good. React to AI actress Tilly Norwood as some suggests agency boycott. Read the room. Yeah, Tilly Norwood is an avatar real life.

Jesus Christ. Following the deadlines report that several talent agencies are interested in signing Norwood. You're not signing Norwood. You're signing the fucking other person, the Vanderbeak or whatever. how are you signing a not person how are you signing how are you signing that'd be like if somebody signed jimony cricket that's a fucking cricket a cartoon cricket

agents are such pieces of dog shit dude whatever i don't care Is the technology such that it's going to go up? Is it going to come down? Do you think it's going to be just sort of an extrapolation to where it is right now? Well, I think there's a lot of smart people wrestling with that right now.

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Rayat what is it Rayad Do read It's like what the fuck dude Everybody's a piece of shit Yeah we just found out This is This is I know that this is What do you call it?

We recorded this before I went to Europe So we did just find out this So I'm sorry it's late But Bad Bunny is going to be the Super Bowl guy Correct Lightning round my that's my wife's ding i don't know why it does that but um yeah he's going to be lightning round let's move on to the lightning round correct now you'll try to say things as fast as you possibly can

why is every game show have a lightning round all right now here we go the game's fucking boring so we got to make it better where the game's been boring for 20 minutes we've got three minutes left to fill this half hour's show so let's do the real game lightning round it's like when soccer does the shootout at the end? Nope, keep playing soccer. You admit soccer sucks? Oh, no? Then why is there a shootout afterwards?

There's a tie. Oh, then soccer sucks. Then just have the game shootout. Don't change the whole game. That's crazy. Baseball goes into extra innings until it's... I don't even think extra innings should happen. It should just stop and they should go back, you know, hits counts then to the...

If it's six to six, how many hits did you get? that more hits six hit six more hits and you you win um but anyway enough with the lightning round but so what i am saying though speaking of games we just found out that football uh in um the what do you call it the super bowl is going to be bad bunny now j z i guess is the head of the of the entertainment for the super bowl or NFL i don't know whatever. I always think about lately. Lately, I have always been thinking about probably every month. And by lately, I mean for two months. So I've thought about this twice. Jay-Z, how he did the fucking, what was that one song that went, boom, dom, dom, dom, da-d-d-pamp, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, pa-p-paw.

Baskat, what if we fucking said, was he, did, uh, no, uh, oh, fuck. I, it is, uh, no, that's not, no, Picasso baby, Picasso baby, is that what it's called? Picasso baby, he says, anyway, um, the video of that is crazy. Eh, so gentrified. And, no, I understand artists go up and down and do their things and come through the valleys and peaks and whatever the fuck, you know, malice turns to no malice. Uh, he'll be back to malice at some point. But it's just like, uh, uh, is it called Picasso baby ha just type in Picasso baby

this is a bad one fire and so he's like I can't figure it out you can absolutely and I can do it in two seconds so anyway just find out what this is the Tom Ford and so it's the Tom Ford

ones whatever dude I'm done thinking about it but Picasso baby okay the music video of that is him in a like a new I guess you'd call it

modern art gallery with a bunch of white old women. Ha! Degenerate. You know, the streets. Went from fucking, yeah, a fucking deal Coke.

To, yeah, what's up? You need some. Oh, thank you for the pie you baked me. So, and also,

this is a fucking blank canvas, sold for one million. hove um so just the most insecure rapper love it and so just the most insecure rapper love it and so anyway uh oh look um uh uh oh dude did i send you the fucking mely mel rap where he's singing where he's rapping and he's like i'm 60 motherfucker dude that shit is so funny god damn it i wish you could find that it's so hard to find I thought I sent it to you guys. I'm going all over the place.

But anyway, Jay-Z did this thing, and now he picks bad bunny. Yes, last year, everybody was saying about Kendrick Lamar. Oh, what the fuck? This isn't, you know, the people who like, like, you know, old school Rolling Stones fucking white guitar or shit are just like, no, not Kendrick. And Jay-Z just goes like this. Hey, let's have a guy do it in Spanish, actually. Hove? Let's have a guy say only spent...

Does he have any English songs? Bad Bunny? Why is his name Bad Bunny? Why wouldn't his name be fucking Moll, whatever Bunny is? Why is his name in English if his name is no songs are in English? I go again, they, what's your name? Bad Bunny. Huh?

Just in the fucking, all right, guys, now let's pause. The Baltimore Ravens and the Tennessee Titans. Gaggaggaggaggagg, gag, gagg, gagg, gagg, gung, gagg. Culo! Catan linda, catan bega, kind of tini tremendo. Culo! Um, fucking bringing it back old school pit bull beginnings of it. Is it pit bull? I don't know.

Catan linda, catam bian, catan tina tini Tremengo. Culo! Uh, anyway, dude, welcome to the fucking break. Please introduce introducing the kumbia kings. Dude, so anyway, um, so anyway, uh, they're going to have bad bunny do it. Who, you know, he wears dresses and stuff and that's cool. He was in, he wears dresses and he's in Adam, Adam Sandler, too, or whatever that fucking movie's called. Happy, every Adam Sandler movie should just be called Adam Sandler.

Legitimately. And that's not even hate. Also, it is annoying how everybody talks about how he's a good guy. Oh, that's another one. Keanu Reeves and Adam Saler. Nobody talks shit about them. But every Adam Sailing movie should be named Adam Sandler. And then when a new one comes out, it should be Adam Sandler in Adam Sandler.

And if you want, you could do whatever it's about. Adam Sandler, Halloween. You know, if it's a Halloween, like that who, who, who, bro one, whatever the fuck. Halloween Hubo, whatever that one was. It should have just been called Adam Sandler, colon, Halloween. And if there's a Christmas, we'll be Adam Sandler, Christmas, starring Adam Sandler, and Nick Swartston. So, and David Spades in it, obviously. Nick Swarsman, one of my close friends love him.

So anyway, they're doing the football Spanish. And that's fine. I don't give a shit. But, you know, this is what the libs wanted. I love when people are like that. This is what the libs wanted. Oh, and this is what the libs wanted. Great.

Fuck. Bad bunnies do in NFL. Fucking libs. Katanbe Katanbe got cut What the fuck is it I used to know I got that man

Who cares But what I am saying Is we're about a year Away from Oh didn't Bad Bunny was like I ain't torn Because of ice

What? What's that? What's the bag? I hate the fucking what's the bag, dude? The bag's what? Katalinda, what's the, what's the fucking? I don't know one bad bunny song.

I'm sure I would if I heard it. I'm so, and I'm not saying this as like I don't like when people are like who's bad bunny or like whatever. I'm saying I'm the loser here. I am, I fully recognize this is me not being the cool guy.

Bad bunny is you know into the next stratosphere and I'm the older guy and that's fine and I don't know I and so um so he's just like nah I ain't performing in LA because of ice you want to do the most American thing of all time though nah what is it oh for the bag yeah will you eat apple pie during it during your concert no for the bag yeah Could we throw ice cream at your head, too? No. For the bag?

Yeah. Could we have John Mellencamp come out and do it instead? And have you be there tied up and watch him do it? Your songs? No. For the bag? Yeah. Fucking John Cougar Mellencamp, dude.

People with three names you can't trust them. I'm being dead serious, dude. You cannot trust people who go by three names. You cannot, dude. It's crazy. What the fuck do you think you are? you you're lucky we're letting you get away with two i'll just go by chris like share like those people who who go hi i'm david bartholomew loggins what no the fuck david bartholomew o loggins

you know what i'm going to name my next kid that david bartholomew ologins delia and that's just his first name those three names um catan linda kata and de venga tian temendo what's the bag just sunglasses on the whole time pit bull dude you know his cross-eyed right bumps into shit left and right um that's why he has pyro like fire in his uh stage because that's all he can really see and he just knows he just knows don't go there um so but anyway it'll be excited i can't wait till the people try to sing along to the bad bunny songs in spanish and shit at the at the a woman will never ever forget okay this is famed british actor oliver reed there has nothing

There has been nothing that has started, that has been more sexist than this first four seconds right here. Just count to four. There has been nothing. A woman will never, ever forgive a... Just incredible. First of all, look at him. Okay? It's 100% Christian bail in an outfit and a fucking makeup.

And no, he gained wait for the part. Okay? This is unreal. This guy's basically, so he's British. He basically, what, the guy, you know what this guy thinks? Fuck Sean Connery. He's a hack.

That's what this guy does. And, and here we go. A woman will never, ever forgive a man that he fucks her. Uh, what, wait, what does that mean, actually? I don't even know yet. I want to know. so bad, but I got to listen to more. A woman will never ever forgive a man

that he fucks her. So drunk. She is a receiver. He never forgives him if he doesn't. Oh, so drunk, dude. To look at somebody and then give them applause is the drunkest thing you can do. A woman will never forget

a man will forgive a man who fucks her. that's the drunkest thing you do also his collar is so high he's basically a Venus fly trap okay let's do this I'll buy that so we walk in every plant

and every regiment and every core in everything that you are the receivers you take our seed dude dude hey steer away from the word seed even if the interview is about planting. And once you get a good seed, people go, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Look after our babies and we'll go do the hunting for you. I don't believe in the death. Oh, assault. Fucking dude, when men were, this is horrible, this guy, dude. You know what's fucked up? You can't, like this, back then, people were probably just like, I mean, I know they were, they did say get away. I can see that there is a strong public argument on that. There is, and there's a passion of public feeling about the death telling here.

Do I have to, am I expected to? No, no, of course you're not expected to split out of that. Oliver, please. Oh. It's clearly upset, Kate. I'm very sorry. Oh, so drunk. Okay, just had a slash coming over here.

Sorry, but I mean, that's aggressive, it's obnoxious. Is that something you want? want to visit upon someone you've invited to your program? I think it's, I think it's unacceptable. Oliver, you've been a bore. Sorry. You've been a boar and you know you have. Sorry. Oh, dude.

You've been a boar. Does he mean boar, B-O-R-E, or does mean B-A-O-A-R? Because Oh, really? Okay. Do you really mean the sarah? Honestly, it's the best acting every time. Do you want me to go? Oh, dude. Oh, my God.

Me, when I forget my wife's half-calf, that coffee bean and tea leaf, after when I get home. That's, that's it, right here. Do you really mean this? No, he doesn't. Do you want me to go? Oh, me, right? Me after I forget my wife's half-calf.

And I get home already. And I said I didn't forget the half-calf. Do you want me to go? I'd love it if you would. I think you're an awful bully. and I think it's appalling that anybody should have to put up with it. Yeah, she's right.

Do you want me to go? Ah! It was very clear and then asked again, you know? I hate you. I'd never sit next to you if you're the last person on Earth and I will fucking absolutely kill myself if you don't leave. Do you want me to go? Yes, I do.

I think you should all. I think that's the collective weapons. Good night. Good night, gentlemen. Good night. Good night. This is the best actor in which in my life. Phillips Seymour Hoffman,

and playing a character. Oh, my. So this guy died during the making of Gladiator after getting into an onset drinking competition, despite promising Ridley Scott to refrain from drinking during production? Wow. And this dude just crushed it, you know?

he crushed it this dude was just wow wow yo he went out like the fucking point break who is it who goes out

one last one last wave fucking Patrick Swayze and he's just like probably dies but you don't know but that's how he went out Oliver Reed dude unreal Oh, unreal. Oh, dude.

Why, look, the first thing, when I put Oliver Reed in Google, the first thing comes up, why did Russell Crow and Oliver Reed not get along? Oh, dude, what do you mean? Why? Are you kidding me? Think about those two same guys in the room. That's insane, dude. That is, that would be like, that would be like, that's honestly like learning diligent. MacDermit and Dermit Milroney hate each other. Yeah, no shit! It's actually a last name, motherfucker. Dude, oh yeah?

Oliver Reed and Russell Crow hate each other? That's fantastic, dude. They both showed up and thought, well, fuck this guy. Oh, man. That is, so, what was, so, so who was he going to be on, uh, gladiator? Uh, remembering it great.

Oliver Reed lived a wildlife. Man, you could, in the 70s and 80s, you could just fucking honestly commit genocide and be like, well, we got to get him for Superman three. this is unreal unreal and you know wow so how and he lived to be fucking 70 mm-hmm

what oh 60 oh 60 yeah look at this so that's why wow I mean he looks 70 in that wow let's see his movies so who do he play in gladi so they cut him out or what oh 61 years old yeah

Wow. Man, guy did what he wanted on. I mean, he just fucking. Rosa Crow, Ro. That's an incredible fucking wild thing. Wow. You had a lyric. That Mace and Cameron show.

That apparently is very, very good. And I've never seen it, except for the clips. And I'm sure it's very good. Of course, that's such a great idea for Mason Cameron to have a fucking podcast, by the way. Like, it's crazy. That would be like if Dylan McDermott and Dolman Ronorny had a podcast. And it was called, it's actually a last name, motherfucker. My hollowing triggers. Swallow a nigger. Like a bottle of liquor.

That's gay. What did you mean? My swam. That's gay. Where's the answer, dude? Fuck! But that's when they do like, remember when the guy tweeted when the rapper tweeted, we yeah, hell yeah, we smoking penises to fucking, uh, what's his name?

Black and yellow, black and yellow. That song. Fucking banged, dude. Hell yeah, we smoking penises. Hey, guy. No, no, no, no. We're not going to. Or when Kanye was like, hell yeah, I like cock.

And he meant pussy or whatever. Hey, Kanye. Oh, that's one we should have known, huh? Dude, I'm sorry, but hell yeah, we smoking penises is incredible, dude. Hell yeah. We jerking guys. Hell yeah, we're giving OTPHs. Hell yeah, on a plane in business class.

Hell yeah, under the blanket. Under the shitty pre-COVID blankets they used to give us. We give it motherfuckers eight. We're giving motherfuckers OTPH. Fucking hand jobs. OTPHJs. That's what we're doing. Hell yeah. I'll get some. You know what? Yeah. Yes, I will get some Biscotti.

Anyway, we give him motherfuckers OTPHs. Here. I would like a club soda, please. No lime, even though you're going to bring it. Yes, thank you. Do I want a lime? No, but I know you'll bring it anyway. Thank you. Anyway. Hell yeah, we give an OTPHJs. It is the amount of times that a waiter says, what do you got there? that a waiter says, I'm going to give You like a club soda? Yeah. Lime or no lime?

No lime. Comes lime. Always. Should I be looking at this? Uh-oh. Young dog. Young dog. Yes, it was young dog.

We smoke a penises, dude. Oh, it was no homo. No homo we smoking penises. Yes, Homo. Complete homo. 100% homo. It's a tweet. Hell yeah

We fucking guys Hell yeah We romantically engaged with men Fuck yeah We're walking on the We're walking on the We're walking on The Santa Monica pier

With men holding hands And then fucking later Black and yellow Black and yellow I know that That's a different guy But I don't know One Young Thug song

You know God that's great you know those two British dudes that do the rapping those guys are dope the old dudes who are they Pete and Bass yeah those guys are dope they are dope

they are playing here soon oh I'll go they're good dude what kind of they must do do big big big shit are they big no it should be um The what?

Lodroom? What's that? They're doing in the Lodroom? 12 people. All right, guys. Thank you very much. I'm in Europe right now. I appreciate you.

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