Congratulations with Chris D'Elia - 474. Racks on Box

Episode Date: November 13, 2025

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Congratulations Congratulations congratulations uh it's congratulations dude psych hoop dee remember that hoop de we would do that when we were kids chicago theater i'm going to be there uh on saturday kansas city missouri omaha and Nebraska god i wonder how that's selling i have no idea then we get into the and we get into the big time northern florida jacksonville florida dayton detona beach florida then i got cleveland Ohio and Detroit, Michigan. And then I have shows in Southern California,

Oxnard, and Ontario. And then celebrate the New Year's Eve with me, Christalia, San Antonio, Texas. And I am, well, look, man, I legit just got back from Canada. And I was in Hamilton, Ontario, which I've done before. I love the audiences in Hamilton, Ontario. Hamilton, Ontario is an absolute, well, it's, you know, look, I've been around the world now, okay?

I've performed around the world. I've been around the world, the nah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All around the world, and I, yeah, yeah. Been around the world. And so I've been around the world. And when I, pretty much America and Canada, when I'm driving through it and when I see it and when I feel it, it feels pretty, you know, I guess I would say corporate, you know, like if you look around, there's signs like Starbucks and Chick-fil-A and, you know, shell. and that's fine because we're the newest

kind of country, at least developed wise when it comes to, you know, not being a third world one. And, you know, it's fine. My point is when you find yourself in a place like Hamilton, Ontario,

you just go, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course it's like this. This is what it is. The audience is great. You know, it's about 40 minutes outside of actual proper Toronto. I went from

let's see, Syracuse and then I went to Buffalo and then I went to Hamilton and on the way into Canada it just started snowstorming. Now here's the thing about

this is when I say it's snowstorming I mean it's snowstorming but people who who live in that area, they go like this. Oh, it's not that bad. And I get, I get, I get the weather and how you can kind of climatize yourself and all that. But I, I, I, let's just eyes are eyes, okay?

Right. So if, if the snow's stacking up, my eyes see that. Okay. Now, okay, you want to not use this word storm? okay cows aren't circling around right in a tornado but but eyes are eyes okay and i saw a bunch of snow and feet are feet and what i mean by that is when you slip and fall which i did a number of times you go hmm it's a snowstorm okay so i don't want to hear oh it's not that bad you get an uber oh it's not even that bad oh it'll be fine tomorrow oh yeah well it's today

I'm slipping and falling and it's too bright because of the snow. Dude, snow blind. Your boy was snow, your boy was snow blind. So I was in Hamilton and it was a, you know, it was a good show. Snowstorm. I was very grateful with how many people actually still showed up to the show. You know, we sold about 17, 18, 100 tickets,

which is great. and a lot of them showed up so thank you you know i had friends that were going to come see me that were like uh can't make it gonna die if i do and you know apparently you're not supposed to drive without chains i don't i don't you know it was the first snowstorm of the of the of the of the season and i don't think that um having snow chains on your i just it's so weird because i was getting texts from la oh it's 86 degrees and i'm I'm just like, dude, take me back, like one of those hoes on Instagram. Take me back.

Oh, no, just go back, you know? Oh, you mean, because you ho, right? Because you're hockin? Take me back. Why? Because you want, because you need to be funded because you're hooking. All right? We've established that, right?

For some reason, we've normalized, normalized it, normalize it. normalize it. We've normalized Howen on Instagram, and that's fine. Whatever. I don't mean to get off to a negative start. I had a very nice weekend. I came home. Billy hugged me so much, and it was so awesome. And Calvin hugged me a little bit and then said, what's this Amazon package? And it was something for Kristen, probably, you know? Because she'll get like something that's $5 on Amazon instead of waiting to make a list and go to CVS. But, you know, that's just the times we live in. I was on the plane back to, yet it is hot, actually,

I put the air. I was on the plane back to, um, L.A. And, uh, I, I go, I downloaded, I go, I go, you know what? I started doing downloading shows on Netflix. And I know that that's a thing that's been around, but I, I start going, you know what?

I don't want to watch fucking Secret Life of Pets on Delta Airlines on the fucking back of someone's seat. You know what I'm saying? I don't feel like watching, you know, Maria or whatever that movie is with Angelina Jolie where she's a place of fucking... You make these movies, dude. Who's watching them?

Like, who is watching them? You ever flip pie? shit and you're like what i turn on woman from cabin 10 with kira nightly first of all kira nightly's a great actress and and and and you know she's cute and aging well but you go okay if you go dude i put on woman from cabin tan i downloaded that one okay and i'm like because you know because woman from the woman from cabin 10 sounds like a movie that's just going to be right up my alley. Because who is that woman?

What is she doing in a cabin 10? There's at least nine other cabins. There's going to be a whole casting crew. What fuck is that lady doing it around carrying 10? And it's going to be a thriller, right? It's not going to be the woman from cabin 10. The fucking, the romantic movie that comes out on, on, on, on, on, fucking, what's the Valentine's Day?

get this Valentine's Day get cabined all over again this Valentine's Day snuggle up in the cabin no it's a thriller so I download I turn it on the beginning of this movie all right first of all I don't know who watches a movie

it's so funny with these stars like you know they'll be like we gotta get this person that person this person that person nobody's watching his movie I don't think unless you're Angelina Jolie or Joaquin Phoenix or somebody who's really... I don't think people give it a fuck who's in movies, dude.

I don't really think it matters anymore. Unless it's a few guys. And Kieran Knightley's not one of them. So I get it. I downloaded... The first fucking five minutes of this movie is... Is...

I want you to watch the first five minutes of a woman in the cast. What the fuck is it called? I don't know. Woman from the cabin. The woman in the cabin, 10. And it is so boring. She basically gets a phone call and sits down and talks to somebody in her office. And they're like, you need to take a break.

And she's like, yeah, I don't like taking breaks. And it's so boring that me telling you this now makes me feel shitty. But watch it. Because it's a, are you supposed to start up with? Like, I watch Frankenstein. And I'm like, look, Frankenstein isn't really my monster. Okay. You want to pull a little bit of Dracula on it?

Okay. You know, I'll watch the mummy, dude. I've seen three or four of those Brendan Fraser mummy shits. And I've seen the Tom Cruise one. And it was fucking awful. but I'm still, I'll see it, you know? Frankenstein isn't my monster, all right? When I see, when I think of Frankenstein

with the bolts and the neck and the, oh, first of all, dude, how did they fucking get away with that, even in the 1800s? Well, no, no, I guess the 1900s was a book, right? So the book, I'm sure the book is killer. In fact, I watched a movie and I was like, I've got to read this book, won't. But I'm like, this book's probably fucking amazing. because the themes in the movie,

and I don't even say this kind of stuff, but the themes in the movie go crazy. And so I start watching them. I'm like, you know what? I'm going to download Frankenstein. I'm going to watch Frankenstein. It's three hours long. Fuck you, dude.

You think I won't watch it because it's too long? I'm going to watch it, Guillermo del Toro. So I turn it on, and the beginning of the movie is like a fucking movie where these ship got, I'm not going to spoil it, but these guys are stuck on a ship and they're like they find Dr. Frankenstein

who by the way I don't it's kind of weird that Frankenstein is the name of the doctor when the monster it's way too monster heavy to be the name of the doctor but I like that they did it

but also name it the monster right? But I get it It's, look, Mary Shelley, when she wrote it, she did it right, she killed it. She did it so right that she wrote it twice. She wrote that book fucking twice. She wrote it as a young woman, as a 20-year-old, with certain themes. And then she wrote it again decades later after she, like, lost her husband and child. And she goes, actually, this is how I want to.

And this is what I think every author should do. Update your fucking books, dude. I think that is so gangster. I think it's so gangster to write a book when you're 20 and then when you're 40 go, let me actually take a peek at that again and re-release it, dude. And that is so

because it's like, oh, you know what? I grew the fuck up. And now guess what? It's not necessarily Dr. Frankenstein's fault. He was more a victim of circumstance than just pure evil. Because I realized there is no actual evil and good in the world. It's just human, isn't it? And that's some shit a 40-year-old realizes.

Not a 20-year-old. A 20-year-old thinks there's good guys and bad guys and everything's black and white when it's actually gray. And you know it. I know so badly you want there to be some underworld, some undercurrent, some evil entity, some red being that sways you. So you could say, well, it's not truly me. It's the underworld. world. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's the devil that took me under. I fell victim to the devil's waist. Nah, you piece of shit. And it's gray. Nobody thinks that they're doing wrong. Nobody thinks they're doing wrong. Genghis Khan was like, I need to do this. I'll be, let me bust off a little bit while I'm in these villages you know i ain't that right ain't go hurt nobody that song was playing all these

fucking lighten lighten flames to fucking villages and just pillaging ain't going to her nobody dude i'd love to see a montage of that i wouldn't um but anyway such a good story that she fucking wrote it twice dude and it's a beautiful story frankenstein is a beautiful story dude you want to talk about a gorgeous story dude bring up frankenstein man and and i just mean that thematically and the whole lore right the man creates life from a bunch of men that have died and reanimates a corp, well, a bunch of different corpse in one corpse, and plays God and turns out, dude,

are you kidding me? Turns out he's the monster. Bro. When you, when you, in 1818, somebody reading that must have gone, when they, dude, when Frankenstein's brother says, you're the monster.

When you read that, in 18, 18 being as dumb as they were back then i don't mean they're dumb but they didn't you know what i mean like now audiences are savvy you know you get everything's got to be the six cents or some shit or it's got to you know but dude back then when you go you you would read that shit by candlelight and you go he's the monster and you'd literally have a connipion because you can't understand how how stories could be so beautiful you go oh he was the monster dude thematically that's gorgeous and a 20 year old wrote this and she's going to update it so i watch this movie that starts out with like just frankenstein

just tossing sailors off of a boat and i'm just like i'm in dude hey i'm in sure you know why is frankenstein british when the doctor's not yeah okay yeah you could say that why is he so strong right why does he uh why why can't frankenstein die even if dynamite is in his chest you know what i'm saying yeah you could say all that but when you're watching frankenstein directed by Guillermo del Toro you got to suspend your you know what I mean your disbelief your you're whatever it is that that's saying that a lordy guy you know and then my my brother was like yeah I don't want Frankenstein to be handsome and I go dude you don't even understanding man the doctor would pick the strong muscular dead people with the nice features that are healthy

So he would be, as handsome of a dead corpse as it could possibly be. But anyway, lest we forget. So, you know, he's tossing these motherfuckers left and right, killing these sailors. And he's just like, bring me Frankenstein. Or, yeah. And like, between him and Nosferatu, dude, I want, why isn't there a monster? And I don't mean Chucky, dude. I mean a monster that isn't just like, hey, are you fucking shitting me, dude?

Imagine a big hulking monster just tearing the shit out everybody's, just ripping penises off, you know? Just eye-gouging is his thing, right? Like he just fucking with thumbs. He's just got big thumbs that he just, eye-gap-that's his thing, his eye-gouging, right? And ripping penises. like a fucking like a like a like a a lawnmower and he and he and oh no here comes the penis ripper and he's hey guys are you kidding me and only strikes a daytime dude fuck in the comfort of your own home fuck you that's terrifying the penis ripper dude no everybody is when they made

Nosferatu. Hello. That guy really did it. The fucking It guy, right? He's just playing monsters and shit. That's hilarious. He played the guy from It and he played Nosferatu.

And then he played some movie in a fucking movie called Locked or some shit and he was just in a car the whole movie. Get me out of this. car Anthony Hopkins call me back I need to get out of this car

please in this shitty remake of a Danish film or whatever the fuck it was French, who knows? But yeah, dude, the penis ripper? Hey guys, how's it going?

Just some guy like he's Jay Leno. Hey, what's up, guys? Hey, how's going? You mind if I lawn mow it? Just fucking... No, don't rip my pants. Oh, my eyes! Just gouged your fucking eyes out.

Are you kidding me, dude? In the comfort of your home. In the comfort of your home, you fucking piece of shit. Here, let me rip your penis and fucking rope. Just, yeah, anyway, what else we got? Fuck. No, no.

Hey, what else we got? Grabbing the fucking wife by the ponytail. Yeah, look, what we got in here? We got two eyes goutting out. And I'm going to rip your fucking clean. off. Look at that. There we go. What else is going on over here? Oh, look. There. Hey, fucking rip all your penises

off. Go to fucking target. Start ripping penises off. Anyway, tonight. Uh, no, why can't that because you could really nail a movie like that and make it really scary. And I'm telling you right now, I could do

I should do it, honestly. Fuck, man. And I'm not talking about Sora. I'm talking about a well-written from the soul fucking serious, serious monster movie where the dude's voice is just, hey, why we got here? Hey, come here. Let me rip your fucking penis off. Where are you going? Tonight! Man, I got a good one here. Come here. Here. Let me just lawnmower it. There we go. I can't fucking get your eyes out. Domingoes. So, um, anyway, I, I'm the penis ripar.

It really fucking, you know, it really takes to fucking, the voice, it really takes it to another level, I understand. But if you were a real G, if you were really fucking moving, if you were real, what do you call it?

If you were really about it, if you were really about that, that real cinema life, you do it, you do it. And it'll happen eventually, and I'll be, you know, I'd be like, oh yeah, you know, you'll get the credit and it's fine but i'm just saying i said it first okay um i got a great show

for you um so uh i'm just clacking penises and i got a great show for you um let me set these penises up in my my mantle uh so yeah but anyway frankenstein back to frankinside that was the worst movie preview a movie review of all time you know uh but it's uh it was it was really good that that that that woman is in it mea goth or whatever she's really good um and then the uh the guy's good too the oscar isaac right he's good every time i think i think of oscar isa i think of fucking chris isac dude i don't like when people have isn't is a first name i don't like the first name as the last name too it'd be like if your name was bob todd

robert jim you know uh man that chris isaac song still fucking hits doesn't it have has anyone ever had sex to that song without it going to completion before it ended what a wicked thing to do say that i love you no dude he really hit on thick man you know just fucking so bad if you think about it but fucking killed it

just fucking fucking with you um all the good thing to do um so uh yeah it was it was Oscar Isaac was good

Jason O'Lorty was good what the fuck his name is But, you know, I do it. The one thing is he looked a little too clean as, as, as, uh, as, uh, Frankenstein. He looked a little too clean. Make him a little, I wouldn't see that Robert De Niro. Man, remember that fucking Robert De Niro, Frankenstein? We were just like, wow, now I'm alive.

Um, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, roar. dude um anyway it is what it is but you know you should check it out the movie you know it's a good one it's a good one good they finally made a good frankenstein movie you know um um i don't know dude i'm sorry but they got to you know what they got to stop doing you know what they got to stop doing uh making no stop showing us the robots you're making you're whoever's doing that scientists and you know what I mean like uh uh tech people who you know who fucking makes robot makers that was just say that stop showing us the robots you're making make them finish them i don't want to see a jerky fucking you know dude have you seen the

fucking what's the thing called uh neo oh dude we got to look this up Neo robot This is the fucking dumbest shit Like for real And the guy even knows it too The guy who's the There was an interview with the guy So this is a robot

Okay look you can order a robot for 20 Gs He's 56 And he's like It's like something like 60 something pounds So he's a bitch And he'll do shit for you Like You turn him on

and you're like, hey, go, you mind putting the fucking dishes away? It'll go do that. Okay? This little bitch made Neo thing. Let me bring this up here. Videos. Neo Robot. Here we go. You haven't seen this yet. Unbelievable. All right. Here we go. So, oh, we got to do that thing

where I put my, where we fix my email. Look this. My name is Bernj. And today, we're launching Neo. First of all, Ese, the guy that would do this. Ese, one of the twins from the Matrix trilogy. And I can't believe... My name is Berndt.

My name is Burnt? Hello, my name is Singed. Hello, my name is Ash. Hello. Hello, my name is Ouch. Hello, my name is Ah, and this, it's Neil. My name is Birch

And today? What the fuck is his name? Birch? He just fucking meet people with different names From a different continent That's fucking crazy, dude. What's wrong with Jim and Timothy? It's so crazy that they'll just be,

like, dude, you get your fucking Uber and the Uber guy comes on and he's like, you're like, who? Oh, here comes. Bolon, that's fine. But if Bolon's a name, why can't Bolon be a name over in fucking Virginia, you know? Bolon? What the fuck?

Neo, our humanoid for the home. Okay, so this humanoid is for the home, and it's 20 G's, okay? So you need fucking 20 racks for this motherfucker, for this 5 foot 6 bitch, right? I mean, this thing is 60 something pounds, 5 foot 6, that's nothing, dude. like this thing like my wife is 5 foot 8 and she's I don't know

1 something so this thing is a bitch dude all right if I'm getting a robot like you know and this is a hard take if I'm getting a robot dude I don't want no bitch bot dude

I want a straight up I don't want to feel threatened in my own house I'll say that But, you know, you got the switches so you could just turn it off. But like, you know, I want to feel like he's capable because I watched this dude do a video. This dude, the fucking robot do a video of putting a drink away in the, in the fucking dishwasher, took six minutes. Dude, that's only two minutes faster than me.

So that's so, so bad, okay? Right? Like, it's better than me because you only have to tell him once, right? but but but but he's basically so so so so this so this robot loads the dishwasher it takes them too long you know the charge life is bad you know the charge life is uh 30 minutes you know what I'm saying like it's got to be it's five he's five foot six 60 pounds there's no way he's going on more than 35 minutes okay so so fine

okay so then and let's just watch a little bit of this so yeah the robot nini let you live with it yeah you just now tell them let's go to this part okay I can't play that part

I pound carrying capacity so they can handle any look this to make it uniquely safe for you and your home but safe doesn't mean limited Neo's hardware comes packed with

feet okay so he goes four hours battery life and you know that's just chilling you know that's just chilling you know that's just chilling. If you make them do a chore dunzo. You only got done with half the laundry. Fucking plug them in.

God damn it. Like human level dexterity and a 55 pound carrying capacity so they can handle any of your chores reliably. We also worked really hard to make Neo's design friendly and comfortable to be around. Now this, now make no mistake. This thing is moving.

Like I'm being serious like a sexy guy. You know comes with a machine washable knit suit. Ahead and choose that you can customize to fit your style. As for using your Neo, we made the experience simple. Out of the box, the core of your experience is fully autonomous. The chores feature lets you schedule a time for your Neo to do all of your chores

so you can come back to a cleaner room and vacuuming. Okay. So there's two things to this. You can talk to your Neo to get assistance with anything from a hard question to a household task. Yeah, my iPhone does that. I ask a question to chat, but here's the thing. There are two things about this, okay? Uh, number one, it's not a fucking AI robot.

You legit, it's legitimately there's someone at the fucking Neo Company headquarters making this thing do the tasks. It can see in your house. And so, so basically you're paying 20 Gs. for some creep to just be spying on you in a warehouse like in whatever the fuck you know somewhere in you know they're in India

they pay him cheap you know whatever the fuck and he's just watching you and you're like do the chores and someone's in the in the virtual Neo miles away just like fucking bitch fine and they go okay I'll do it and then they do it they take six minutes to do one glass into the fucking washing the thing.

And then here's the other thing, dude. Hey, 20 Gs, just hire a fucking maid. Hire a real person. Hire a real person. It's cheaper and quicker. So my whole point is, stop showing us these fucking half-baked motherfucking robots. Finish it.

It's like the thing when Louis was like, went off about how people are complaining about how Wi-Fi doesn't work on the planes and I was like, you're 30,000 feet in the air sitting down, flying through fucking space, you know, be grateful or whatever this. Dude, I totally disagree with that. I love Louie. I totally disagree with that.

Because, dude, if you invent something, make it fucking work already. Do you got these guys like Sam Altman that's like, uh, yeah, uh, did Chad, PT's out, but it's going to be, yeah, it'll be, you know, oh yeah, GROC is out, but it's going to be, it's going to be a Nazi for a while, just for a while before we figure it out.

Yeah, we understand it's talking massive shit about groups of people and it's being completely racist and prejudice. And we do understand that it has claimed to be part of the third like just it's going to take a few months to level out like do it give it to us when we're ready when it's ready rather i want some guy in my house for 20 g's just creeping on me jerking off while i'm fucking watching frankenstein you can get access to all of its latest AI features to get help with tasks on watering the plants on tuesdays or something more general like tidying the house you need it will get it done at the scheduled time

if there are any chores Yeah because you're fucking the guy Will set an alarm back at the fucking warehouse I can't believe it's somebody else It's not even That's so crazy Hey guys I want to take a little break This podcast is brought to you by Legends

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what's your favorite serving of potato dude i'm not doing the potato jokes because you're out of fucking shit dude two guys in the front car and then the guy in the back car gets mad because of the whatever they just brought up this kid brought up potatoes the kid in passengers he brought a potatoes a kid in the back gets

ornery what's your favorite serving of potato dude i'm not doing the potato jokes because you're out of fucking shit they all sound the exact same per i can't even believe that's three different voices you heard if you're just listening who's out of shit what he's talking about anytime they're silence anytime something's not hilarious chris brings up fucking potatoes what don't you do you do anything to bring up potatoes or fried fries shut the fuck up my god anytime they're sweet fucking silence Dude, that's a great obsession.

This is an origin story. He's going to be Potato Man when he gets older and look for Batman. Shut up. Bro, this kind of shit, if you're a teenager, would have you die. And I get it, bro. I get it. Finally and during a break. What's your favorite kind of potato?

French fries or this or that? That's a fucking shit. stupid question though he is right what a boring fuck you know what's your favorite potato is a is an offense that does you get yo get out of the car shut the

fuck they're dying please I'm literally begging you it's either you shut the fuck up or I cut my ears off and sew them to a necklace wow I'm sick of it

my god bro why does he The way he says it is crazy. Wait, hold on. Let's the beginning. What's your favorite serving of potato? Dude, I'm not doing the potato jokes because you're out of fucking shit. The guy goes, mash.

How do you not say what do you mean to that? Even though it's so, so specific, that is a fucking... Favorite serving of potato. Dude, I'm not doing the potato jokes because you're out of fucking shit. Who's out of shit? What are you talking about? Anytime they're silent. Anytime something's not hilarious,

Chris brings up fucking potatoes. Been there, dude. I love it. I wish I was in that car. It's hilarious, dude. Oh, I like that kind of shit. Why do they all sound the same? That's incredible.

Anyway, the robot thing. Just fucking look at this idiot robot. Just fucking, just, just, just, just fucked up, dude, little bitch ass. Dude, don't make a, don't, who's taking this video from the company? It's like, oh yeah, a little leak it, leak it this one out there. Dude, just up against the window, just fighting the window. Why does that boxing gloves on, dude? Why does you have a fucking, uh, uh, pop,

hair. One of those fucking things. Just fucking look at the windows there. Just fucking jizzing, dude. Having a seizure, me, fucking, um, having a,

I mean, just having a melt, in a bow tie. Like, fuck off. Make the robot better then release the footage. You're fucking,

you always see the dude fucking kicking it, you know? Like some fucking burly Asian guy. And the robots just. And you still kind of feel bad, even though it doesn't have a soul because they, like, painted lips on it or some fucking bullshit.

It's got popple hair. And the guy's just getting his, like, just, you know, this divorced fucking father of three is just getting, taking his fucking aggression out on short circuit. It's fucking, and just pushing him with his foot. just just look it the way they get up is scary dude it's so funny

when the robot fucking gets up and faces the other way and does this like dude like he's fucking blind you know but just at the ready Oh, it's quick, bro. Oh, I want to kick the shit out of this robot. I need to get a robot.

Oh, that's kind of dope, actually. It flips on its head and stuff. I need to fuck around with this robot, dude. Honestly, straight up, I'll fuck it. I don't care. Sweetie, it's not real. You can't be mad. And I'm not gay.

It's not a guy. It's 10. He's only 60. only 60 pounds uh dude just nuts oh damn i'm trying to oh wait i got to send this to myself what's the fucking um i got to send this to myself god damn it what's my fucking phone number dude remember when you used to know your oh there we go i'm just put that there I put that in there.

You used to have phone numbers and stuff and you used to store them in your head. How am I going to tell my kids that? This is how you call someone now. What's my wife's number? I have no fucking idea, dude. I have no idea. I used to know Juan Fires number

when I was in fucking high school. I'm friends with her forever. I don't know it now. He hasn't changed. Yeah, that's crazy, dude. There we go. There we go. Yeah, come on. There we go.

Too loud. I paid for it. The best cheats I ever got in my life, I paid for it. I first started paying for cheeks. I mean, dude. Paying for cheeks. I mean, how much is that a cool Keith album from fucking 1993? I pay it for cheeks.

Dude, paying for cheeks is fantastic, dude. Also, the reason why it's so good, the reason why the best cheeks you got is from paying for cheeks is because you don't get late enough regularly, not because you're a dork, you might have swag. However, it's because your mindset is that of someone who would go on the internet and post this video. about paying for cheeks, dude. When I was going out with my ex and she was ugly. Dick! Nothing rude her, dude.

When I was going out with my ex, she was ugly. Dude, just so, just the rudest children's book. And I was working a lot. I had a job. rudest children's book and a dog spot i kicked it so you know tinder was hitting every now and then but i needed me some nice pair of cheeks some a nice nice face you know changed it completely changed it completely made it a little bit nicer by fucking changing it from cheeks to dude

man men are dogs bro you know like men are dogs like men can do that thing where it's like well let's just like fuck one more time then and no woman would women would be like I just also where did this guy download his voice this isn't come from this guy

so I could just crush crush because my girl was ugly does this guy is does this guy, is this guy advanced? You know what I'm saying? Is this the guy that we like, we, we, we, we're like, because sometimes you look at a guy like this, you go like this, ah, poor guy, but then you go, maybe he's got it all fucking figured out, dude.

My girl was ugly. I needed some cheeks. And you go, yeah, like people are concerned with like legacy and shit, you know, or like advancing the human species for what? You know, you see people like, oh, yeah, you know, carry my name on and don't, don't, don't, you know, don't embarrass. Dude, everyone winds up dead. Maybe this guy's got it all figured out, dude. She was not still, duh.

She was a duck. So I first started paying for cheeks on the page, on the, on the page. Then a homie at a job I worked out. Why is this guy so aggressive about it? Well, how come he can't just say it? Gooch the Great. Nah, the page is dumb for. You got to hit L. Crawler.

If you know, you know. If you know L. Crawler, you know that, then you know. Yeah, I don't know. A children's book. If you know L. Crawler, you know you know. And if you know El Crohn, Dr. Seuss wrote it. Dr. Seuss was syphilis, dude. I was lady two titty

Lady two titty The kids are around The best cheeks Best cheeks A hundred dollars could buy You feel me One thing led to another One thing led to another

I started paying for cheeks On 79th And rousy eye You know I'm queens The whole God people from New York Love to tell you

What fucking blocks You know That's where the best cheeks was 79th Y'all ever had them cheeks Over on 79th? right outside that fucking what's that hot dog stand

with a hot dog snap god damn man you'll go out there you'll get a hot dog that snap and then snap your hot dog in some nice cheeks man on 79 what's a hot dog place with them buns with the ones with the skins on them you know what I'm talking about

god damn that's like some shit a fucking New Yorker true and true would fucking talk about you know what You know, my hot dogs that have to snap to it. You know what I'm saying? Sound like your mother snap your fingers. Man, remind me of childhood.

Y'all go in, you'll get some fucking snappy-ass hot dogs and then fucking bury your dick in some cheeks, man. Snap your own hot dog. On 79th. Luzi I was lit with the best cheeks money could buy for the low. $100. $100.00 cheeks. And the best cheeks that I ever had,

I paid for it I pay And you can't be a real man Unless you pay for some cheques Yes bro Yes I love shit like that I really was hoping he was going to say that I love shit like that dude

I love it I saw this fucking thing on Instagram the other day And this guy who was just yoked out of his mind I mean just back acne And he looked like a fucking dragon ball z character ate a fucking dragon ball z character and he was and he was just sitting and he had his fucking arm up like this and he says uh he says if you if you don't take steroids you're a bitch and he was like any if you're a guy and you work out and you're natty

you're a bitch and i was like fucking yes dude man Make stuff up in your head and then believe it. That's the only way to have fun with life is to fucking, besides having a family and being beautiful and all that shit. But to make stuff up in your head and believe it, that's where the true joy of fucking life comes. It's alright. If you gotta pay for some cheeks, it's all right. Don't feel bad. Don't think nothing of it. It's still good. You still good. You still good if you pay for some cheeks. And they gotta eat too. Those shoddy selling cheeks, they gotta eat. They sell in box, they gotta eat. But the best cheeks I got paid for it. A fucking pervy children's book, dude. He keeps repeating himself. Cheeks I got, and I probably don't pay for a lot of cheeks.

I'm talking about I don't spent racks on box. Spent racks on box, dude. When does this video end? Is this like, is this a suicide note, dude? Racks on box. Anyway, I spent racks on box. I'm looking at the box. I'm looking at this thing on Instagram next to his peers,

Pierce Brosnan, Jif, just fucking cheersing, you know? I ain't afraid to say it. Yeah, yeah. I ain't afraid to say it and I'm not ashamed to say it. I said it so many fucking times. It was the best boxes that I ever got. The best boxes, dude. Isn't it just boxes, plural?

Best experiences, learned a lot. Learned a lot. I mean, dude, you're not thinking of anything when you're about to bust from $100 cheeks on fucking 79th, you know? What's that fucking hot dog place? called with a pee fuck is that pot hot dog got my game up when it comes to that

you know what I'm saying made some connections made some connections it's lit it's lit it's okay if you gotta pay for cheeks how can this video still be going Also, I love that there's crutches behind him. Hey, don't feel bad about it. Don't let nobody make you feel less of a person because you had to pay for some box. Sneep.

It's all right. It's all right. You're going to be still good. Always remember that. Stay short. That's just... Who is this guy? Gooch the Great?

Fantastic, dude. you're waiting a real man that's my favorite dude that's just my favorite this is a fantastic thing no we need to interview hey gooch come on the next that's what's his name uh i did poker with him paul pierce okay we didn't get gooch we didn't get gooch on the next podcast on everything Just phenomenal. This 67 thing, 6-7 thing. Is the dumbing of the world complete with this? The fucking 6-7 thing is just that ball player said 6-7 or something,

or he's 6-7? Didn't it start with him? I don't know anything about this, dude. Which means I did it. You know what I'm saying? I'm a success. I don't want to know about this shit. I so don't want to know about this shit, and I do now.

For those you don't know, 6-7 is just something that people are saying on the internet for no reason. And they try to fit it in anywhere. And this basketball game, this is like a little league basketball game. Not little league because that's baseball. I think they're girls

So she just got the 66 point free throw And now these other girls are like One more And even the announcers, no dude So she made it That's 6-7 Oh my Is that the dance? Is that a 6-7 dance or something?

I mean Why not, right? I'm not, well, well, yeah, why not? Well, because it looks, yeah, because I don't know. If you was your kid, you'd be like, oh, that's so cute. What an atmosphere. What an atmosphere the guy says. All right.

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