Congratulations with Chris D'Elia - 478. Top Buddy and Chub

Episode Date: December 4, 2025

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Runk Hey guys, it is episode 478 of congratulations. congratulations and thank you to legends the social casino and sports book for sponsoring this episode we love you uh i am back from the dude let me tell you something man we are first of all we're recording early bright and early bright nearly bright nearly because um uh i got in the flights were all delayed yesterday and i couldn't record yesterday sometimes i fly in and i do the podcast um and i have And that's what I do on Mondays, and I couldn't do it. So thank you to Ivan Gittred of and One Fire because I had to, I couldn't do it yesterday.

And I got home and I did it today now. It is at 10 a.m., which is, you know, I don't normally record this. I think I probably recorded this early twice, three times maybe. I don't know. But what I do know is I woke up today. uh and my really excited to just be home and take calvin to school uh love doing it and it is just unbelievable how much when i woke up uh that my back just says nah dude it is we have to by the way really limit that jeremy renter sting because we just get demonetized immediately it's like

Like, it's like Jeremy Renner himself is listening to this podcast, which I know he does sometimes, but, and he just goes, no, I want the money. No, I want the, I want the $400. From the, however many views we get. But anyway, have it, Hawkeye. We love Jeremy Renner. And also, it's not him that gets it. Not even a single dollar or cent. So whatever, it is what it is.

But so we had to play a limited amount of the thing. And we can't do the whole thing anymore, which was whatever. But, you know, times are changing. But my back is what's changing. And I didn't do anything to tweak it. I mean, maybe I did a while ago. I didn't do anything yesterday to tweak it. It's been a lot of travel.

Maybe that's what it is. But I woke up and I just go, oh, no. You know? And I took Calvin to school and I started thinking about how much, what percentage of people What's a percentage of adults, let's say 30 something plus? Not 30. That still kind of feels young to me. But what percentage of adults just have zero pain?

And then I started thinking, none, right? Like, do you guys have pain? You guys have pain? Yeah. No? None? Oh, none. Okay.

So that's wild. Wow. Okay. So one of these guys in here, and there's 50 men in here. So, no, there's two. But one of them doesn't have pain. And that's wild to me. I just will always have pain somewhere.

And that's just how it goes. It will either be in my back or my shoulder or my, you know, I fell on my knees the other day like a hoe. But, yeah, it's pretty, pretty, pretty unbelievable. And then I went to get aspirin if we don't have it. Yes, dude, we don't have it. Home doesn't have aspirin. Yes, sounds good. So we, but I did have a, well, so when I, yesterday, you know, I don't know what it is about the plane.

Well, let me go. First of all, let me get, I have dates in Cleveland. I have dates in, uh, uh, Detroit, uh, come spend New Year's Eve with me, San Antonio. And then I'm also in, uh, Oxnard, California and Ontario, California, the Southern California. Oh, and I'll be in L.A. I have a show at the upstairs in, uh, it's like the 20th. or something. I can't remember where it when it is, but it's chrisleya.com, go get tickets. Go get tickets.

It's a Saturday, the one before Christmas maybe, but whatever. So I was on a plane, I just go like this. Hey, I'll watch the movies that I was supposed to see in 2011. That's just like what I do. I don't know what it is about the plane. When I'm at home at the, when I'm in the, when I'm in the comfort, of my own home, I will absolutely not watch a movie like Phantom Thread, you know, because I go, I'm too comfortable for this shit. I don't want to be watching a movie about

real drama and subtlety where I really have to be like invested in it when I'm just going to be on my couch, you know, just so sunken in my my, my couch. Watch it. I want to watch it. I want to watch something really stupid wopy. You know what I'm saying? Black phone too. Now, I never have even seen the first one. Like just a stupid, whoopey head, you know? But when I am on a plane, something is something I'm like, hey, let's download the movie shame. Let's watch a movie that I was supposed to see by 20th century Fox in 2011, starring Michael Fastbender and that woman who's not the woman from Dawson's Creek. What's her name? No. No, not the woman from Dawson Creek. In shame. Carrie Mulligan. She's not Michelle Williams.

Is Cary Mulligan British? Let's watch a movie in 2011 with two British people who are supposed to be from New Jersey by 20th century. You know what I mean? Like a real subtle movie where it just shows a close up of her face singing New York, New York, and two long scenes of Michael Fastbender running where you're just watching it and you're going, can I skip 10 seconds ahead? Still running. Can I skip another 10 seconds?

Still running. What do you're running for? Oh, it's symbolic. But so I, you know, and I did. I watched two. You know what? Here's the thing. I watched three movies on the plane because it was delayed and delayed.

And for some reason, Charlotte is a hub for American Airlines, even though why? You know what I mean? Texas, I get. Minneapolis, okay, Chicago or whatever, Charlotte? But then you go, oh, it's halfway up the coast, okay, so for the thing, okay, it makes sense. But, uh, so I'm like, I watch three movies, you know, and, and I'm like, I, I forgot one. I still, dude, I tried to remember last night what movies. I still forget one of the movies I saw.

That's just how my brain's going to be from now on. 45 year old, just forget a movie guy. Yesterday. Oh, you watched three movies? Oh, you'll remember two. That's what my brain goes. That is 100% what my brain is like right now. If I were to describe my brain, it was, oh, you watched three movies yesterday?

You'll remember two. the title, what they're about, who's in it, you'll just, it's like a, it's like a, it's, it's gone from, from your brain. That's where I'm at in my life. If I could describe some to somebody, what my life is like. Oh my, my life, my brain, this is where I'm at. I'll watch three movies and then the next day I'll only remember two no matter what, even if I try to sit and think for 30 minutes. That's who I am. But so, so I am, so I, so I saw this movie, it's some movie with Olson, whatever, one of the

Olson, the, the, Elizabeth Olson, right, who's, who's really, by the way, beautiful. I mean, just a, I don't know if I want to say classically, but her face is tremendously beautiful. and uh she plays this mary it's like mary may marlene it's a it's a bad title it's a fucking atrocious title it's three net four names and it's uh she escapes this cult and you know she it's bad it's a bad movie it's boring but i should have seen it in 2014 you know when it came out or whatever you know as one of those movies would be like you know you see it and so i didn't see it so i watched it on a plane in 2025 coming from charlotte uh and and that was a movie i remember and then another movie but the other one i put on was shame and now shame was a movie that i've always should

have i always should have seen okay because it it was it's about sex it's about a man who is a sex addict it's about sex addiction and i always was like i don't want to watch that because of how i'll probably relate to it and it's i'm and i'm and i'm and i'm going to be in the comfort of my own home watching a movie with you know what i mean uh uh who's that guy i don't know i don't even who cares just some guy that's going to be in it you know what i mean what's it matter and um so i downloaded it on the plane and i watched it and i go huh so i'm the whole time i'm i'm like i'm gonna turn this off and it's just getting i mean this movie i don't know if you've seen it or not it's so what it's like dude when you have access like this dude's a

successful guy in new york and when you have access to girls girls girls i can adore or whatever the fuck that song is when you have access to women and it's just man it is a brutal movie dude this guy's ruining his life a yes dude one splurred at a time yes dude he's ruining his life he's ruining his family's life he's ruining his sister's life he's ruining his friend's life his dude it is just fantastically hard to watch it yes and dude i I don't want to be seeing this watch the whole thing, yes. And got home, made me feel fucked up. It may feel grateful because, dude, that was my life 10 years ago.

Just, except for the, you know, there's one. Look, I go like this. This is just my life until there's one moment where he does something where I go, that's not my life. And you know what moment that is if you've seen that movie. I hope you know what movie that is. Not that there's anything wrong with it, but nush, nush, that is not something I've ever done. So if you've seen the movie at about, you know, an hour and 15 minutes in, that's the thing that I've never done.

Okay? And that's get sucked off by a guy. But it is, I didn't want to ruin the movie, but I didn't ruin the movie. It's a movie's fantastic. But one thing I didn't do is go into an underground room. that's immersed in red lighting and only muscle men where I found myself in a room and a guy pretty much just sucked me off to completion. And so I didn't do that, but everything else pretty much was my life 10 years ago.

And so, and it's wild, how raw and how just, oh man, I hate to say it, but unforgiving it is, dude. it's just wow it really makes you it really makes you look at it like i mean this guy was a menace this guy was just you know you know and um hats off dude to the director steve mcqueen for some reason that's his name even though that was a huge movie star there's always a guy named steve mclean you know which is just kind of weird that that's going to be happening there's always going to be a guy named Steve McQueen, my hand of God. Even if there wasn't the movie star, Steve McQueen, there would have been another, like,

really famous plumbing service or something. There's just always going to be, that's how you know we live in a simulation. Anyway, there's a director now named Steve McQueen, in case you forgot about the movie star Steve McQueen. And there's going to be, like, a shoemaker, Steve McQueen in the future or whatever it is. But my point is, this movie was wild, and so I took it with, It's one of those movies where I took it with me. I go like this.

Let's fold that up. Let's just fold that up, put a little bow on it. Let's just keep that in my pocket and forget about it, but not really forget about it. Forget about it, but also know that it's in my pocket subconsciously. So I'm going to be carrying it with me for a while. Go to sleep, wake up, and... Get no frills delivered. Shop the same in-store prices online and enjoy unload.

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Dogs shut up. You hear them, right? Four of them. I got four, four dogs. It's too many dogs. It's four too many, honestly. Have no dogs. Put them out.

and um so i'm watching this so i go to sleep i dream i dream about this three some i have with two women and it is not it is not good dude it is not fun I don't want to be there. And I go, what the fuck? This isn't what fun? This isn't, I've had free sums before. This isn't what it was like. And I go, this is because I saw the movie shame.

And I'm basically putting myself in that scene. Because there's a scene at the end where he's just doing the, you know, there's a difference to make. making love and like, you know, you could, the face, the face Michael Fastbender makes at the end of the movie when he's having the threesome dude, when he's trying to, when he's trying to splurr and he's just, he's literally the same faces, uh, uh, uh, Colin Firth in when he's trying to get the, the, the, the king's speech out, uh, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, that's the face that, uh, Michael Fastbender's trying to make, I, uh, and that's how you know it's good acting. And

When I get back on my Hollywood shit, you'll see me making that face all day long in characters and you'll be like, and the Oscar goes to because it doesn't matter what role I'm playing. I could be, we could be rebooting the taken movies. I'm making that face no matter what. And it's going to be, and the Oscar goes to. And the Oscar goes to Christalia for actually doing the Eitlai face, even in a movie where we didn't even know you could even think. about doing the I-L-Lai face. I-H-H-L-I.

Remember that sport, dude? And so, um, I name it something different, right? I-H-Lai? Is that what it is? High-Lai? Name it something different, right?

I don't know what it is. That's my point. Name it something different. Name it hookball or something. High-a-ly. Is-L-Lai is the name of this. sport anyway dude um name it something different it's hookball and so i mean obviously name it hook ball it's a fucking hook and a ball name it scoop ball you know fucking i halai with your

it's probably something that's like uh well we wanted to keep the integrity of the mhm so anyway what was i talking about dude if you make the light a light face dude forget it uh who's that something goes la la la la la la la la anyway uh so yeah so um i go and i'm like oh no i had this dream that i did this threesome and one of the and i was for sure one of the women and it was for sure one of the women in the movie and you know that's fucked up for her to infiltrate my my thoughts like that that sucks how could you do that and and and my and my wife was not in the bed she was in billy's room because billy was doing this new thing at 6 a.m. where he just goes he's like will feral in a step what is it

stepbrother or no what is it old school mah and then she goes in and sleeps there for a little bit but so i i have this awful this it didn't feel good and i know i know side-eyed and i know that fucking meme of the guy where goes who is it who is the guy who goes like this consequence no what is it the rap is a rapper you'll pull it up on the not consequence uh conceded conceded okay um it's that fat i know it's that face like i didn't have a like the dream it wasn't a dream i didn't splurred in the dream right but i'm just like so i'm like oh it wasn't it wasn't good it wasn't a good dream i didn't like it it made me feel bad you know and i woke up and and i'm like uh i'm like i got and then my wife comes in the room all sleepy and she's and she says i'm so sorry but i had a dream like

last night that I cheated on you with Anthony Jasselnick. And I'm like, huh? Dude. I go, really? And she's like, yeah. And I was like, I had a dream that I had a threesome. Yeah. And she was like, you did?

And I said, yeah, it sucked. And she was like, did it? I was like, it sucked. I made a joke. I said, it felt so bad after I came. But yeah, dude. So it's like hilarious. And I go, we're so married.

And then we hugged. But I'm going to, when I go to sleep tonight, I'm going to have words with fucking Anthony Jesselnik. I'm going to find him in my dreams and be like, Hey dude But yeah I don't know man

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and he's like so you You're, you know, by the way, thanks for speaking up about the Rida film. Is that what it is, Rida, Riyadh? Why can I never, ever? It's a block, dude, that city's name. It's not Rida. It's not Rihada.

I'm like a fucking Italian uncle that's just like, what's that, uh, Rida, Rida? eating a bunch of fucking Capagool eating the mortadella with just a mouthful of mortadella what's that fucking rider festival that they're doing over there the people who be had the fucking

what are they doing there? You can't even talk anything over there, right? Give me some of that. You know what I like in this? The dark horse is the pistachio. it's the dark horse in this fucking uh mortadella is the pistachio um so uh i'm i'm they're like so thanks for speaking up about this you're one of the only comedians and i was like i i was which was surprised like dude i got to tell you something i am not online i don't watch

of the videos that talk about what comedians say. I know that there's a lot of them, like, yeah, this guy said that. And he's saying this about that person. And dude, I simply, those don't exist to me, okay? I know there's some where I'm in them and I know it's like a big business, I guess. But, well, so this guy's asking me. And I'm like, okay, well, he's asking about this. Now this is going to be on one of those things or something, right?

and uh and he's asking about and i was like was that really the one of the only like i don't know that i was like there really weren't more comedians that said there i think i saw like i caught a few saying some things like you know jeff and then uh Shane you know not that they were being really outspoken about it or slamming anyone but anyway he's like uh what do you think about that so i said to him and i'm like oh yeah you know well it's kind of hypocritical for the people who are, you know, I said everything that I said on the, you know, I said, it's one thing if Sebastian Manascalco goes over there and does that because you don't think of him as a political comedian, but there's other people who virtue signal and say, you know, they're all for whatever it is, women's rights or whatever it is. And then they'll be like, oh, but what, you know, the whole clip where I said, what's the bag? I'm going to Saudi Arabia and do the thing. And so, whatever. I, I, I think that clip got some heat, but the, the, um, this guy's now asking me about it. And I'm like, whatever i'll just say it and i was like he was like yeah i think people were scared to talk about it because a lot of powerful people went to that festival and i was like wow i'm so out of that

dude i don't even think about that shit anymore so i say okay yeah uh so i just do it and then later on in the in the in the in the night in the night uh i look at my phone and there's a um i notice So I'm tagged in something on, uh, Instagram. And it's this guy who uploaded the thing. He's got like a paparazzi account. He's got like hundreds of thousands of followers. And, uh, it's, the guy's nice enough. By the way, and this is no, you know, uh, he, the guy's super friendly.

I actually, I like the guy. Um, I can't remember his name and I even asked what it was. Asshole. I'm an asshole. But, um, the caption of it was like so it was like misleading it was like chris de lea slams uh chris dula calls out and it's like it's so not what i was doing like but the caption made it seem like if you don't watch the video or even honestly if you see videos like that like sometimes the caption will color your like you ever read

Do you ever read an article about someone, and it's a negative one, and it's like, this guy sucks? And you go, yeah, this guy sucks. Let me read the article, and you read the article, and you're like, yeah, he sucks. And you're reading the article the whole time, and the end of the article, you're like, yeah, he sucks. if if they weren't so click-baity, rage-bait-y kind of titles, headlines, I'd rather, captions, you might go into the article or video with a non-feeling. And you might, it colors your opinion already.

and then when you really watch the video or you really look at or read an article in an unbiased way and you also think well this person who wrote the article is very biased obviously because they're doing what they're pushing an agenda you go like this oh i actually this is fine this isn't a this isn't a uh a thing right people make things things do it i saw a thing the other day it was like this person said that and that and i'm like this isn't even new dude there's no if nothing's going on in the world they'll make something go on in the world they go oh yeah so no news is bad news

for the you know for news no news is bad news um but anyway i just was like oh man the caption is annoying but whatever who cares honestly who cares the the older i get the more as long as i have my family and my homies and as long as i have some kind of money you know which i'm blessed dude because i can just do gigs um i'll be happy wow the shortest the shortest all time.

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Oh, no, dude. This is simply not okay. By the way, I've never seen Hamilton. Have you? Have you? Okay, it sucks. Okay, I've never seen it, and it sucks. Okay?

That's one of those things where you go, oh, yeah, but it sucks, right? And you go, you can watch it. It's one of those things that came at the perfect time, it came at the perfect time, and it caught fire and high, it sucks, right? Because is it, let me get this right, a musical about Alexander Hamilton where it's rapping by on a ship way far away from it, on a ship. When you're flying Emirates business class, sampling our range of vintage wines. From the largest selection in the skies,

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featuring for the first time the tortured poets department. Streaming December 12th, only on Disney Plus. I mean, you know, like, emancipation, a liberation, or whatever the fuck they're doing. Me, on a ship, really far away. I can still kind of hear it. Yeah, so Hamilton just, look, let's face it, sucks donkey balls. And that's fine, but you're a 45-year-old woman.

You have to like it, I get it, especially if you're poorly. Sucks donkey balls, fine, but okay, I understand. It makes you feel better if you watch this, you know, was it like a Latino guy who did it? Lin-Manuel Manuelan? Lynn Manuel Miranda writes. And he did it. and that's fine because does he play Alexander Hamilton? Yeah, all right.

So it's all dressed for a portly white 45-year-old woman to just be like, oh, I like that. You've got to go see it. And we know, and we know another thing sucks dunk balls, okay? Now, that's fine, but you're going to go see it if you're a 45-year-old portly woman. And I am, now, this podcast talks about the hard-hitting issues. Obviously, we have to talk about Hamilton because it came out 12 years ago. And we're getting into it now, okay?

But I never saw it. Sucks donk balls. And Lynn Manuel used to follow me on Twitter, and now he doesn't anymore. We probably know why. So I can say, Hamilton is for portly. And so I don't. So here's the deal, though, okay?

As good as it could have been And it's art So as much as someone doesn't like it Another person loves it It's all subjective I can't be like You know I can say it's bad all day long

Look I've never seen it dude I probably have my fucking ass I'll probably sit in I go to the third row I'll be crying by fucking minute You know 10 I'll cry in any musical though That's not fair I literally saw the musical Titanic

in 1998, no, 1999, well, it doesn't matter, and cried in the first few minutes, bro, if you don't sit at a musical and cry in the first few minutes, you ain't shit, okay? So that's not really a feat, but I will cry at Hamilton. If I go see it, I'll never see it. Now, what we have to understand is when something annoying and Hamilton is annoying

whether you like it or not it's annoying right look I love Borat it's annoying right why is it annoying mostly because of what people now do because of it all right if I have to hear another stocky you know, this was back and not so much anymore, but if I have to hear

another stocky a white dude be like, my wife, you know what I mean? On, also like, like at a fucking music festival, I'm going to lose my mind, right?

It was one of those things where it was like, if I hear another, my wife from a, so, um, so I go, all right, uh,

so like, like Pulp fiction. take Pulp Fiction. When that came out, it was amazing. And then Quentin Tarantino ruined movies because everyone thought they were making Pulp Fiction. Okay. Now, what we have here is, and this is a while after, but I guess it takes a long time to do this, but for Anne Frank. So what's this called? Is this actually called Slam Frank? Bye. Hey. no because it I know it's because it rhymes I know it's because it rhymes journal in the attic paddock of attic

no I still hear it um so there's a rap and Frank thing now which I you know how they say they're rolling over in the grave like, I don't know if they're doing that,

but they're definitely at least resituating themselves. Because this, Hamilton and Anne Frank right now, they're like this right now. In the coffin, they're like this. You know, because this is just, somebody in the comments says,

this is the worst thing ever to happen to Anne Frank. It's hilarious. And this. is exactly what I'm talking about. Hamilton must pay for their for its crimes. Exactly. So this is the,

I mean, when this hiding's over, I'll be in demand with, Hey, white ladies rush. Pro's tighter. And if survival's not the plan will be a ghost rider.

Ooh. Oh. Look now how I'll blow it up like a cookhouse getting shook down. When I show up knowing how to put down downs in a bulk to you can't put the book down. Look down on my plate because I left. no crumbs at the cooked out

because I got more game than a play ground bitch to my fucking name put the plate down and Frank dude this is basically how Brent Moore freestyles at parties

unbelievable dude unbelievable did I you have that tech bro that I sent you did I send it to you I got to watch that I got to watch that

I got you know what I know who sent it to me it was fucking it was Ryan hold on to me let me get it from him uh this is unreal the tech bro freestyle here put this on put this on the on the on the on the on the on the on the on the you know the docket or whatever because i got a i got to i got to do this i got to i got to put i got to play this the way this guy all right i just send it to you but in the meantime the aunt frank the first line

just fucking goes so hard join them it says get tickets join the movement bowel movement get the get get get tickets join the movement bowel movement um here we go when this hiding's over I'll be in demand with my pros tighter and if survival's not the plan on me

a ghost rider dude dude pro's tighter that that that to me is the heartbreaking element of the and you're telling me there's a burger element I cannot Who's that guy again?

I cannot say the word element without fucking thinking about that asshole and you're telling me there's a burger element Bill de Blasio de Blasio where's last name? Blasey Blasey Blasey I mean

I mean just and you're telling me there's a burger element. I can watch that clip, honestly, every day. Like it's fucking vitamins. Burger element daily?

What's that? Oh, like the accounts because they have the Turned it down daily. Turned it down. Jasmine is a shit. Dude,

the turnt it down. And the burger element are two bangers, bro. You know what they need to do? They need to come out with CDs. Remember how they used to do, fucking Peebo-Bryson commercials would be like,

yeah, the R&B hits of the 90s. They need to come out with the fucking viral clips of the, of the, of the, of the arts. From 2010 to 2020, all your favorites, turn to down. All your favorites. Burger Element. From Burger Element to fucking, from the year 2020.

Yeah, yeah. It's just fucking a double. disc set because the world went to shit. Coronavirus shit is getting real. The fucking, uh, what's her name? Cardi B. Cardi B is famous. Coronavirus.

Shit is getting real. Burger element. All the hits. Um, but yeah, so this is the, uh, the one I sent to the to the you guys right now let me let me pull this one up because this one is just fantastic I can't even dude I can't I I I I I we got to play this you put it on the thing okay uh where where is it where is it tech bro here it is

Restricted profile Oh, I got a fucking log in I'll just do it on my phone Great, a lot of good that did Here we go Straight up San Francisco It's like you're on a trip You got the rip

When you're hanging out with the room Like you hire the mushrooms What? Because this is what we do It's the love It's the give straight up From the God above When you're hanging with your friends

At the Amador Club Right? And when you got this It's a flash It feels like you've got this blush You're so so hot Like it's the gold brush Cause when you're here You got the AI

It's O-fly And what's A-Y Dude Why is there nobody going No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No, no no, no. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, dude. I mean, what the guy's

wearing, dude? A fucking Patagonia, dude, this guy All right, hold on, let's keep going. Your room's intelligence. That's what we come in that. Straight up. I'm sorry, intelligence. That's how we come in at.

Brent Moor and at a party. Dude, I can't. Don't ever rap tech, guys. Ever. Ever. Unreal. What did, what did, what did we do? What did we do?

What did we do? Freestyling is. oh it's oh it sucks dude you know it just sucks people are really good at it though not not not mostly not i'm and i'm not you know mostly not tech guys indian tech bros um Desvilsenji What's this? Oh Worst game

God, this is the most Japanese game How could it What the F Oh, she can't block it What? You can't hit the bell. Nice. Abuse.

Wow. You know what? This is just funny. You can't. What is this fucking game, dude? Japanese people will make games where it's like, they're like, we've got this thing that you could smash somebody in the face with. We got to make a game around this. Look, this thing is long and would hurt a little bit.

Oh, look. Look at all this extra fudge we have. It's got to, we got to, let's make a game where we put it all over people. And they fall in it. Japanese, Spikes? Oh, shit. Just a bunch of them? Oh, we got to, let's start making some rules and make sure guys fall in them.

Japanese people make a game out of anything, dude. Marbles? Oh, yeah, those should be safe, but let's put them on the floor and with crocodiles. Go. I was in Jacksonville and did my show. And I was talking about how there's crocodiles,

well, in, no, alligators, I said, in Florida. And they were all like correcting me. They were like, it's crocodiles. And I'm like, don't be a fucking dark. Okay. You know what I mean? And it doesn't matter. Okay.

Hey, alligator and crocodile, they look too much alike to be calling them something different. And I don't give a fuck. I'm not Ranger Rick. Okay? You know what I mean? But if I say, hey, there's an alligator there. And you go, I wonder if it was really an alligator if it was a crocodile. Then you, you should be.

it's just i don't know i go i go back and forth between say what you mean and also know what the other person is saying um but uh it is it is what it is what it is here Dude, I love it. Old baseball clips. Tommy LaSorda goes after the Phillies mascot. Now, this is something that it should be, honestly, allowed in baseball. There should never be... A coach going after an ump, a batter going after a pitcher, absolutely not. The manager going after a fucking mascot, it should literally be part of the game.

Okay? Like fighting for hockey. at veteran stadium and in between innings, Tommy, he's out there as a Philly fanatic as a stuffed mannequin of a Dodger and Tommy trying to get that, see, this is that Italian shit. Take on, don't take your fucking car. So the Phillies fanatic. I think that he's going to move that over now. Let me get him go.

Which, by the way. Damn, you don't make fun of me or my ball club. Damn, dude, the Philly Fanatic is the shit, huh? What the fuck is it, you know? Well, you try and do something when your 24 games out of fair play. Oh shit, slammed them so hard. blood. You got to do something when you're 24 games out of first place.

They suck. The Phillies are terrible. That's like some shit. If it was Trump, he would have shot it. 100%. And everyone would have loved it. listen we got a U-Tang song

You Know Wutang bringing Quentin Tarantino on stage I mean you know This is the most 2012 shit of all time

No no earlier You can't you all this is in the play the song You know the rules We don't want for fools Oh, I mean, dude, what is the deal with freestyling to this episode? It's hilarious how bad it sounds like right here, like right here, you know? dude we went to uh we were in uh jacksonville jasmine and we went to uh we drove to where do we go to wait no that was the second one we were in what was it for jacksville and then where

what was that what did i have this weekend jacksville and detona i was in daytona and then went to jessimio and then um the ride was so much traffic and i realize because it's sunday because it's the day after Thanksgiving. And I, we get in a car like, you know, 10 or no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It was like noon, okay. And I ate, you know, two eggs. No, I didn't eat anything. And I'm, and I'm like, let's just get to, because we've got to get to Jackson, and it's going to be an hour and a half drive. It wasn't because the traffic, there's like three lanes go in there and the traffic is just was horrendous because it's the sunday after thanksgiving and i forgot about it i guess it really is really bad to travel on that day but anyway thank god i wasn't flying so we drive up and i and i and i say hey uh we need to stop because my i i'm

so hungry that i'm i'm i'm pissed you know what i mean where it's been a while since i've been like really i hate this word but hangary i really hate that word actually and i'm not going to say it again but i was hungry and mad and i'm not going to say the word i was hungry and angry and that's it and i go yo i say to sam as i was sam and denny we got the smallest car they do it by the way enterprise come on with the SUV cona really a Hyundai cona or whatever what those things are it barely an it's not SUV if it's just higher okay just you just you just you You got to make the back bigger and shit. We couldn't fit anything in there.

But anyway. So we get to, we're driving there and I go, hey, stop at a waffle house. What is that? Waffle house? No,

no, no, no, not Waffle House, the one with the Cracker Barrel. And then Sam was like, yeah. And we drove by it. And I said,

what the fuck? And he's like, oh, I thought you're joking. I was like, no, it's good. So anyway, there's a Buckees now. And I go,

and I'm like, hey, we got to stop. I got to get something at Buck. I know Buckees, every single Buckees you go into is a, for those of you that I don't know what a Buckees is, it's a, we've talked about before in this podcast, it's a very prominent, you know, I mean, you want to say, it's one of those things, it's just a center, you know, it's got gas.

It's got ribs. It's just anything from gas to ribs, which is everything. Their thing should be from gas to ribs, right? And throw the dogs out. And so I'm like, we got to stop because they got to have something for me. to eat. You know, and I'm not going to, I don't want the beef, they got like, like four walls of beef jerky, you know, I don't know why they have so much meat there. It's a, it's a, it's a place to stop and get like, Tom's, isn't it? But instead, it's a supermarket. Whoops. Whoopsy daisy

tricked you. We're a whole supermarket. It's like that. So, and they have these a lot of times in the middle of places like driving through so so you you're pleasantly surprised that all of the shit they have even though they'd sell way too much meat and and only like meat that gives you heart attack indigent like they don't have chicken and if they do it's fried they won't have turkey they have like barbecue slathered assholes like taint They sell taint, barbecue taint. Barbecue taint. And Chili's baby back ribs.

Chili's baby back ribs. barbecue taint. And so barbecue, barbecue taint. Chili's baby back taint. Chili's baby back taint. So, um, yeah, he's tired at that. So

So now We stop in And dude Every Buckees is It's And this one Was beyond So it's so

They're so big Dude And they're Fucking Mobbed Bro? The amount of people in a buckies is like, oh my, oh my, you go, oh, this is, I'm sorry, is the world ending? Is this actually the apocalypse?

Just as a raise of hand, how many people in here are zombies? How many people are in here I've already been bitten? And they're all fat, dude, at least a little bit. And if they're not fat, they're really going to die soon somehow, right? Or they have flannels on, you know? And scabs and stuff. And you really realize, like, if you want to go, if you want to know how good looking the nation is,

either go to an airport or a Buckees. Because, you know, I'm walking around these airports and these Buckees, and I go, and I'm like, and, you know, and I don't mean to be negative. Like, I, I know sometimes I come off as negative and I'm joking in a lot of the time. And, you know, I do often, I'm very happy in my life, even though I seem like someone on this podcast who's just, you know, but I'm like, you know, I'm looking around at these people and I'm like, not one, seven. you know and and and that's fine not really a six i don't think either and then i and then i'm

looking around and i go well wait a minute what the fuck do i think i am and i'm like oh i'm ugly too did there's no way there's no way i'm the best looking guy in here there's too many people and i'm not Brad Pitt. I get it. You know, it's different for different people and certain people think certain things are, you know, in charisma counts and okay. But you go to a Buckees and you go to an airport and you have to realize one thing. You're dog shit ugly. You're you. You're ugly. because everyone in there is fucking a mess. And I mean a mess, dude. And sure, the lighting doesn't add to it

and standing next to slathered barbecue taints that they're selling. Barbecue taints that they're selling barbecue bore taints that they're selling in the middle of Jacksonville and Daytona. I on the fucking nine five on the I 10 whatever it is I nine five it's just it's so you go you look around and you go and you got that music in your head the fucking walking dead and you're next to a ceramic angel and a wall of beef.

jerky and gatorade and you go oh oh it's like the end of the six cents where you realize the guy's dead but you realize you're ugly you go oh i've been ugly this whole fucking time oh i've been a five this whole time you are not good looking as as good looking as you are step into a buckies step into an airport into Terminal C. Go ahead. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead. Now look at you, you ugly fuck pace. Thank you, guys. That was the episode.

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