Congratulations with Chris D'Elia - 510. The Sociopath Plunge

Episode Date: June 4, 2026

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Wayfair, every style, every home. Runk. Hey guys, welcome to episode 510 of congratulations. Shout out to Legends, Social Casino, and Sportsbook for sponsoring this episode. You know, they're great, and we're doing great. Over here, we have a good time over on congratulations. I am doing, my back is good. I tweaked it a little bit, still worked out.

You know what I did? Last week I tweaked my back, still went to work out. I tweaked my back walking to my car to go to the gym. And I go, no, we're still going. And I went, and I worked, and that was my back day. So I got through it. And I don't know if I probably messed it up a little more, but I'm very stubborn. And so I took maybe two days.

off of the gym and then I did chest. I'm going to do my legs tomorrow. My back's still iffy, but, uh, well, you know, what am I going to do? Stop?

No, I'm not going to stop. Uh, I ate like trash last night. Dude, I ate two double doubles fries, two double doubles from in and out, fries,

uh, two ice cream sandwiches, uh, half of a huge cookie. Uh, and that was at 11 p.m. Okay? That wasn't the all.

day eating. I don't know what else I ate. I can't even remember at this point, but I must have eaten 4,000 calories. Whoops. But, you know, it's a whole, whatever you call, I hate when people say fuel, but refuel kind of day thing. And so then I don't know. Everyone's been, honestly, I've been walking around. I went to get coffee today and I went to go do a workout and I went to, and people have just been kind of nice to me. What's going on? What's in the air? Is it summer? people I get a lot of compliments on this shirt this minus one Los Angeles shirt from this company Project Alliance I think that sends it to me

I want more of this one actually do they have other colors I really like the fit of this one it's got the skeletons on the back but you've sent me this one so maybe if you send me the other ones I don't know are you watching but yeah and the size is great anyway whatever

or don't I'll still wear this one and I very much appreciate it I'm not trying to but get more stuff but I am but but you know what I mean I just I get a lot of comments on the shirt and and I've been getting a lot of compliments just kind of it's kind of compliment week I think it is because people have just been like hey you look good and hey you're you're you know I get people checking out my car hey nice car you know and it's been dirty like people just are just being nice I feel like um had a great show in Nashville was so fun oh wait before I get into that went back

to the gym. Last episode, last week's episode, if you haven't listened to it, it is a monster episode. Go watch it or listen to it. It's called The Ballad of the Upside Down guy. And he, it's all about how this guy had an altercation with this guy at the gym, basically. Not even really I had one, but there was one. And I have seen him since. And I didn't he was in his own world. You know how these guys are usually just listening to music, bouncing around, rushing from place to place. He was getting on the treadmill, off the treadmill,

onto the bench, off the bench, onto the going upside down, doing stuff upside down, does literally nothing for your body being upside down like that. But he's crazy. So, and then I, and then I've been getting messages. I know exactly who you're talking about. People from the gym know, listen to the podcast, watch the podcast,

and they send me now pictures of him upside down. So I don't know who these people are, but I get pictures of this guy now upside down just at my gym, which is awesome. And I had this fantasy in my head where he approaches me like, hey man, you've been talking about me? And I just got to, I don't know, man.

I don't know what I'm going to do, you know? But I kind of can't wait for it if that happens. You know, because I'm sick in the head. Why, that's not being sick in the head. I just, you know, being positive is laborious. And I try to be positive, you know, Mr. Positive. And the negativity sometimes wins out. And that's okay.

That's what it's like to be human. But it is what it is. And that's the update from upside down guy. I'm sure there will continually be updates from Upside Down guy. Because here's the thing. If this guy's going to be making my life difficult, at least I can talk about him anonymously on this podcast for therapy. Thank you very much, guys.

By the way, I will be in Las Vegas and Denver. Get your tickets. Salt Lake City, Pittsburgh, Miami. I have a bunch of tour dates coming up here. And I'd love for you to come. Brea, California, Washington, D.C. I'm looking forward to it, dude. Louisville, Kentucky, Spokane, Washington, Tulsa, Oklahoma, Portugal, Phoenix, Phoenix.

got Phoenix. Yeah, and then I got my European tour. So go check it out. Gonna hit Vienna for the first time ever. Heck yeah, dude. Got to write new material, you know? Actually, the show in Nashville was really, that rhyme in theater, dude, is just fantastic.

And, you know, it's one of those theaters that's super old. It's over 100 years old, you know? And just it has pews. for seats, like, just different. And I'm like, so I've done it once before. And then I did it. And then this time I was like, that was probably just a great show. This time I'm going to find out, you know, sometimes you do it a venue and that's like so

good. And the next time you do it, you're like, okay, that was a good night. It's still good. But and this one was just all so good, maybe even better. I don't know. But I did my go for it tour. And then I did some new material. I was like, this wasn't so good.

I even did some new material. I closed on new material. real. So I'm just, it felt so good. It was great. And Nashville's a cool city. I would never live in that actual city because it's, it's just one of those cities. Every major city like that is just kind of its own version of dog shit, right? Like Nashville's great. The culture outside of Nashville is great. The people can be great. But it's basically Vegas, dude. When you get there. And here's the thing about Vegas.

Vegas does it right. And I'll be in Vegas this weekend. But Vegas does it right. Vegas is gaudy enough in its awfulness and it knows what it is. Right? Nothing can replicate Vegas, I don't think. They've tried to a ton of times. And now I'm not saying there's going to be casino.

Look, there's not casinos and all this shit and all that. You know, it's not. But what I mean by Vegas is the. partification or the culturalization of it. Like when you get to Nashville, you get to the airport, and there's a bunch of people with cowboy hats on invests. And those people aren't from Nashville. They're the people who are going to Nashville, being Nashville.

And that is something that only Vegas can get away with, right? Because the second you start going to a place and appropriating its cultural Now, I'm not saying it's a irresponsible or shit thing to do, but it's making it not fun, right? Like when you go to Austin and you go to the city, it sucks and you get stabbed. Okay? If you're on the lake in Austin and you're taking advantage of the, I don't know, hiking trails or whatever the hell they do, barbecue, I guess, outside of it or, family life, you know, avoidant snakes. I don't know what you do, but that stuff is the stuff that you go, all right,

Bucheroo. But like, Vegas isn't like that. You go to Vegas and you go in Vegas and you do Vegas and you maybe die in Vegas. But you do it in like a fun way. You're not going to get stabbed. You're going to die from too much X, right? or whatever they call it now. You're going to die from losing all your money and jumping, right?

You went out. You didn't get mugged in between a bar called winners and a bar called losers. You know what I'm saying? You literally did too much heroin and meth and e, or whatever they call it now, at the aria and died after you saw. splurred it, right? Right? That's, that's, that's Vegas.

And no other place, any other place is appropriating Vegas. I'm telling you, dude, they're all trying to appropriate Vegas. That's why Times Square is so shitty. You know? But whatever, it is what it is, and I digress.

You know, but Nashville was great. The crowd that came out was fantastic. People flew in. You know, that's a cool thing about those cities is they, uh, they, um, they make it a destination. and then they come to my show also.

I saw Theo there a bunch, actually. We were on the same flight, and then we were on, and then we got dinner. And he just, it was a really good time, man. We talked for like an hour plus. We caught up. I haven't seen him in a bit.

And it was just a nice time, dude. It was really nice to catch up with a buddy. He just, we talked. we talked and we we we we cried about stuff it was just nice um and i appreciate it and i appreciated him you know those conversations that you have where you get emotional and stuff because i you know i started getting emotional about stuff in my life right now that i'm going through that i haven't really touched on um on this podcast i respect for other people but and i will eventually but it's just uh you know it it uh those conversations i don't know

man. They say crying is good for you and getting it all out is good for you. And part of me is just like, maybe just close off though, you know, maybe just close off. Because we got really into emotions and stuff. And it didn't, it was nice to connect, but it didn't feel good. Why is that? I wish it felt good. Like, chicks do that. Chicks will have like a wine night and just be like, well, you know, the truth about my marriage is or whatever. The truth about, you know, whatever. And then they go, oh, gosh, that's, oh, yes, I totally. And then they feel good because they're like, you're not alone.

When people say you're not alone, you know, I was reading this book on being a good dad the other day. And one of the things it said was, hey, you got a lot of stress. Maybe you're not getting a lot of credit. You know, a lot of stuff falls on your shoulders. Just know you're not alone. Dude, am I the only guy in the world that you're not alone doesn't make feel better? I want to be alone.

It makes me sad. Others feel like this. You're not alone. That's one of the things in like AA or S.A or whatever, SLA, you're not alone. Dude, that sucks. Wish I was alone in this. At least then I feel like I'm taking a bullet instead of us all getting shot by the fire in squad. Huh? I want, that's one of those moments I want to be alone. Look, do I want to be alone watching the movie The Monkey?

No. Do I want to be alone watching Project Hail Mary? Or, no, do I want to be alone, you know, on the road in Chicago? No. But I want to be alone when it comes to my deep, dark thoughts, and also my loneliness. The last thing I want to know is someone else is lonely like me too. How fucking idiotic is that? How are we doing that? How do we feel alone, but also be lonely like someone else? That just makes me feel like a fucking idiot and sad for you.

So now I'm sadder, you know? So I'm sitting there talking with real life issues with Theo and I'm like, God, we're both, you know, got our shortcomings and issues, and it just makes me feel, you know, just tell me how good everything is, dude. Maybe I'm a fucking, you know, I'm not a sociopath. I know I'm not, but maybe I just, like, maybe I just need to take that sociopath to plunge. Just like, you know, I'm dipping my toe in the sociopath nature and just, hey, hey, sociopath. uh it's sociopath

there we go here we come you know take that sociopath plunge and just lock the fuck off oh yeah oh you're not alone

I am you're not talking shit don't know hey what you got problems like I do uh uh don't tell me take this sociopath plunge but

you know I don't know again I digress I just um It was a nice weekend. Stayed at a nice hotel. The one hotel over there is cool. I got, they have good cold root.

I was just like a pig and shit. Just swimming. Having a good time. You know, so many. What's up with Nashville and the tall guys? I'm, let me say this. Right, I'm 6'2. I don't think I'm over 6'2, although my mommy would tell me I am.

Oh, just 6'3. and she's just, but she's delusional about many things and also my height. And, you know, I'm normally the tallest guy in the room. I would say a good amount of the time, you know, if I go to a coffee shop, you know, there might be a guy as tall as me. But I would say like 70% of the time I'm the tallest guy in the room, you know. and if there's anyone taller, they're a little bit taller,

and it's one guy, right? In Nashville, I'm the, I'm the, I'm the 16th tallest guy in every room. And they're all just like hulking around, being dope. And, you know, some of them are, they're so annoying because they've got, like, fucking thick mustaches.

And it's fine if you've had it since, like, 2005, but if you just grew it, fucking shave it you know the cast from that 911 show was there too and um they were doing a rescue con convention or whatever and i met those guys because they were on the same flight we were talking rescue con

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Rescue people on TV. See, that's what I thought it might be. Like, it's not actual... Wow, look at this. A salute to TV's first responders. This is wild, dude. RescueConn, 2024. Save the New Date, RescueCon.

Rescue con, dude. So basically, like, it's a bunch of people you might recognize, or definitely people from the Midwest recognize, and also Roblo. But not... Oh, wait, no, that's a dog one. Hold on. This is an animal one.

Okay. Rescueverse. Creation Entertainment presents. Rescueverse. A salute to TV's first responders. And they were all there. I mean, it was like, you know, that like five of the actors from 911,

from one of the 911 shows. By the way, I called it, when I saw one of them, I called it by totally, total mistake. Oh, you're from Reno 911. I was like, you're on that show Reno. And he was like, nah, it's 911. I'm like, oh, yeah, shit. Because he was like, you staying at the one hotel? And I was like, yeah, he's like, what are you in town for? I was like, I'm doing a show. And I was like, you're a musician. He's like, no, I'm an actor. I hate when I get the, the famous

person wrong. You know why I hate it? Because I know people do that on purpose. Well, how do I know you from? And you're like, dude, you're at my show. You know, you know I was on undaatable or whatever the hell it was. People do do that. I do not do that. And I don't want to ever be mistaken for a person who does that. Anyway, whatever.

So Rescue Khan was there. What? You don't know any of these people? Well, yeah, because they're all on fucking, you know, it's probably people from the good doctor or some shit, you know. 911 in the rookie, right? I heard that they were going to be there. I wonder if that guy from the rookie was there. But he's cool.

He's a nice guy. Pick Greenlandtron guy. But anyway, rescue con. Check it out. It is weird to salute TV's first responders. And no real responders. Like, it's one thing if you were going to also salute the real heroes, man, actors just, they just scoop it up, don't they?

Just whatever it is, whatever the want is, money, fame pussy, you know, adoration, really, let's just say. Adoration is just, it's a drug, dude. It is a drug. But anyway, they were all very nice, and I invited them to the show. I said, if you want to come to the show, let me know I gave one of them my number, and then they never texted me. So it's all good.

So it's all good. I did see that movie The Monkey. It's terrible. want to talk about it. You know which one I'm talking about? Is Theo James the guy in it? He's good, but that movie is just so bad. He's actually really good. He's British, I think, and he does a really good American accent. I mean, just might be the best American accent. Might be the best one I've ever heard. Um, anyway, uh, only saying good things about the movie, but it's not good. I don't, you can't trust rotten tomatoes. Dude, Ron tomatoes is one of those things. It's hard not to look at

and be like, oh, oh, wow. It got 85. That's great. I want to watch it. But you've got to realize that doesn't, that isn't necessarily good, dude. It's just the, I always have to be like, okay, if this movie's not big, big, then it's only the fans or the haters voting on it. So, of course, it's going to be 85%. But my God, that movie just fucking stunk on ice, dude.

As my uncle Vinny would say about the Mets in 1990. or whatever, no, 1992, probably. Dave Magidon whenever he was on it. But yeah, and so, you know, I, I don't know. I want to see the backrooms. I want to see Backrooms. I want to see Obsession. I know that those are the two hottest movies right now.

And my God, how much. Now, I'm saying, now, obsession, backrooms, have not seen it. Okay. Both, both internet kind of vibe because backrooms is a huge internet thing that exploded. And obsession, the director is from straight up YouTube. I don't know if he did vlogs or whatever the fuck. Do you? Oh, he made the backroom stuff. So this dude who made obsession did the back, no, I'm, I'm talking about the obsession guy. I don't know what. He was a YouTuber. Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is, this is one of those things, mark my words, and dude, you're going to come back. I'm never going to get credit for this and who cares, but people are.

This is going to create the most piss poor fucking year ever in movies. It is going to ruin whatever is left in Hollywood. I'm telling you right now. Back rooms and obsession is a great idea. it's great to make it a movie. I'm glad they're doing well. Here's what happens, though. Hollywood goes,

backrooms and the YouTube director? Wait a second. What else is popular on YouTube? And before you know it, they got fucking Logan Paul directing, you know what I mean? Uh, uh, meme world.

You know? and no knock on Logan, no knock on memes, love them both. But they got their shit. And this guy from Obsession, the director, is an anomaly. Okay? This, you know, I haven't seen it. I don't even know if I like it or not, but obviously the buzz around it is great. And it's making a lot of money.

Now, the third week in, it's surpassed the first week. So word of mouth is really poppy, which barely even happens anymore. because people forget about shit all the time. But it's going to... Like, this guy might make other good movies. Like, he's got a new movie coming out with Aaron Paul. He's doing now. And that's great.

Shout out to Aaron. We love him. And I don't even know what the director's name. But he... This is going to set up, like, what are big... Like, here, here's what's going to happen? Big Internet... What? Would it be stories?

or what do we call it? Like what is backrooms? What even do you call that? Phenomenom. Yeah, big internet. Yeah, because it's not even a story. Because lots of internet phenomena. Here's the movies they'll make in the next five years.

And they're going to, and they're going to, here we go. A list. Nothing is coming up. Yeah, no, no, no, here we go. Like they're going to make, like, like, like, like, like, like, Like literally it'll turn up, turn into not, because this is too passe, but whatever the Hawk Tua is, it'll be like Hawk toa biopic. It'll be called Hawk toa spit on that thing. This summer get spunked on all over again. Hawk toa. Um, so. Yeah, it's just going to ruin it. It's like, it's like, it's literally like people don't give, um, Quentin Tune, Quentin Tarantino enough credit for ruining Hollywood. He's so good, makes fantastic movies so well that they just,

everybody copied him and then ruined it. Now you've got to watch shit like fucking whatever that one is. I don't even know. It doesn't matter. So I'm going to see those movies though. But even going to the movie theater is just like, oh, wait. Because I just finished that Project Hail Mary book. And by the way, hey,

dude, here's my review of the Project Hail Mary book, okay? For those you that don't know what that, that's the Ryan Gossing movie book, okay. It's okay. I fucking said it. It's okay. That book is fine. Nothing happened in that book that I really didn't see coming. By the way, let me just say this.

That's not the mark of a good movie. I don't like what people are like, you could tell what was going to happen from the beginning. then count that as why it's bad. So maybe I misstep there because that isn't the mark of a bad movie. But, you know, I'm assuming if the movie is pretty close to the book, in the book, I don't know about the way we didn't see it yet. I'll see it at some point when I'm sad enough. But the book, he doesn't, he doesn't die.

okay and have you seen this or read read anything about it all right so let me just explain spoiler alert even though i really it's not really it's not it's not it's all about the whole story it doesn't matter if he dies or not but he goes on a suicide mission when i found out this okay he goes on a suicide mission to save earth it's going to die because things are eating the sun just things there's a whole fucking thing called astrophage and to meba but i'm not going to say those things but i'm not going to say those because I'm going to dumb it down for all of us podcast listeners. They're things. Okay?

There's so much science in this book where you just go, all right already. Now, I appreciate a guy getting intricate into his shit, right? Like, I'll read a book about making a quilt. Isn't there a movie called How to Make an American Quilt? I don't know how I miss that. But if it's about the intricacies of quilt making, I'm all in.

I want to hear a crazy person talk about what they love. even if I don't love it. But guess what? There are so many words in science I don't know about. So that's where you lose me. Now, this whole movie or this whole book, sorry, I didn't watch a movie yet. This guy wakes up on a ship.

This is what it's about. This guy wakes up on a ship. Two people are dead next to him. He doesn't know who they are and he doesn't know why he's in outer space. he quickly comes to learn that, well, not even necessarily quickly, but like as the days progress, he's having flashbacks of what happened. He, there's some things that are things eating the sun, okay?

And he has to, and they, and he has to go to, he's like a really great teacher of science and failed at writing papers. And so he gave up and became a teacher. But somebody saw it in him to be like, you're the guy to go save the world. with these two other guys. Those other people died because they had this coma resistant gene where they were going to be put into comas

for like four years and wake up when they got to these things to help save humanity. And two of the people with the resistant comas still died because of complications. And this guy woke up and he's like having flashbacks realizing, oh, wait a second, I know all this science stuff.

I'm a scientist and it's up to me save the world and oh my god this is a suicide mission okay now you learn in the middle of the book on the back end almost from flashbacks that this dude didn't actually choose to do the suicide mission you learn that they jailed him and made him go okay now you go oh you go you go oh wow so he's not even a hero right i mean he's not even doing this in a heroic way you could say he's a hero because he still went and tried to figure it out but he was like there's no way i made my decision i'm not going they basically i don't know if they drugged him or kept him in a cell but they i can't remember but they they they they kept him in a cell and then made him go and put him in a coma and then

he woke up and they made it so he didn't remember so he was would do the task. So basically, they, uh, graped him onto the, uh, you know what I mean? Ont to the, uh, ship to save the world. Hey, oh, you don't want to save the world? Well, you're still getting fondled. Eat this. You know? So now he, he does this and he realizes, holy shit in the middle of the, of the spaceship. I'm not even a hero. I'm a pussy floating out here. I'm a zero gravity twa. Look at me. I'm pink, right? I'm a pink Mercedes-Benz emblem floating upside down somewhere in the Milky Way. That's bitch shit. Okay. So, okay, you've got this now loser out that's got to save the world. Humanity.

history, the future. In my head, I go, well, there's one way that this, this, this ends. He, oh, oh, anyway, before I say that, he gets to the point where he figures out how, because he's such a good scientist, with what he has on the ship, he figures out how to get actually to save the world and then get back to the world and, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, and be, what do you call it, and stay alive. So he's like, yes, I figured this is a lot. I'm going to do it.

Once that happened, I go, all right, he has to die. He has to die. This story is a story if he dies. Because he's a pink Mercedes-Benzha emblem floating out in the Milky Way. Okay. He's a huge hatchet wound, right? out in the, he's a, right, he's a puffed sarlac pit, out into space, floating around, okay? And he's a loser.

So he has to become a hero and sacrifice his life to make this a story. And he just doesn't. So Puss Boy still wins and saves Earth. And... Eh. But it's like... Come on, man. I read fucking 480 pages.

You're supposed to kill this motherfucker. Getting an asteroid hit him? I don't know, man. It's so... But that's not why. But the book's fine. It's just between that and all the science shit. Because people are like,

oh, you got to see the... You got to read the Martian. This guy was a fucking, like a software engineer, the author until he wrote the Martian. And then he's like, oh, I can write books this specific. and people will care. And then so we wrote this one too. And, you know, he's really good at it.

He's really good at it. But anyway, yeah, I'm going to see a movie now, I guess. I don't even really want to. Man, I'll tell you what. What is Ferrari doing, right? And what I mean is I'm talking about the electric vehicle. they made. Okay. The 202027 Ferrari loose exterior and full detail. Now, let's try to be really unbiased here. If I look at this car, I don't know it's a Ferrari. Okay. I look at it and I think,

sure, yeah, that looks like maybe one of the cooler electric vehicles. Okay. I'm not going to say it doesn't, right? Especially like in red. That's the thing. They put these jerky colors out first. This fucking baby blue or whatever the hell. This is a color from Nissan. Literally looks like a Nissan.

And so what are they doing? Because what I want to know is who's this for? Oh, oh, oh. Here's the other thing. If the car's $100, $150,000, you go, all right, that's cool. because you can still kind of have a Ferrari, be responsible, and also get it for a third of the price of a real Ferrari. This is $650,000.

Did you know that? Yeah, dude, this. This iPhone on wheels that you can sit in is $650,000. And you're like, who the fuck is going to get this? First of all, who was asking Ferrari for an electric car? What? And then everything about this is just the color they chose to show. I can't believe it. And you don't want to be like a hater, like, especially since I see everybody hating on it.

And I'm like, I want to go and I want to like it or I want to get one. I mean, no way for that money. But it's just, it's just wild. Jim, that guy, Johnny Ive, right, he did it. He was going to make the first Applecar. what you would expect from Apple. And honestly, if this came out, if this was the first Apple car,

you'd be like, oh, this is cool. But no, this is not really it, I think, Ferrari. And I want to be, I love Ferraris. I want to be, I've had one. I want to be on their side. Hey, guys, I want to take a break. Talk to you about legends. If you don't know what it is

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and remember to keep it legendary. Legends with a Z. I saw this movie. Sarat. Did you see this movie? Do you know about it? I watched it on the plane. My buddy told me to watch.

It was just an accident. Loved it. My buddy then told me to watch. What was it? Not, what was it? Oh, no other choice. Watched it. Didn't love it.

Okay. These are all foreign movies. Then my buddy said, but you got to watch Sarat. and I go, I got a flight back. Sarat was on the Delta menu. So I go, here we go. So I started watching Sarat.

And that movie is, ah, it, it's no, I don't, I've never seen a movie like it, actually. It's, it's just, it's harrowing. I watch these fucking movies on the plane where I get off the flight and I'm just like, are we even real? Like I watched shame on the plane. That's crazy. Have the movie shame on the plane. What have you got on the plane?

What if you got on the plane and all the movies were movies about plane? Like snakes on a plane, passenger 57, all hijacked shit. Argo. Is that one? No. It's about terrorism.

Just, yeah. Anyway, I watched Sarat. And there was one part of Sarat. I'm not going to ruin it for it because the movie, you should go see it, but one part in Sarat where I had the most interesting experience ever watching a movie. Moment.

It was a moment that I had. That I was thinking something about life because of the movie. And then this moment happens. And I go, wow. It's like it slapped me right in the face. So props for that movie, they made that movie. It's like a Spanish, French kind of filmed something, I don't know, both or something. But anyway, it's about a man who goes to, who has a missing daughter and he heard that she was at a rave.

And so he goes to a rave to look for her with his son. And they're looking for her. And it's all about how he's trying to get to this rave. That's this secret rave to try and find his daughter. And the background is all, the reason I think. talk about it's because it's about music. The background is all, I don't know what you'd call it. Not techno music. I don't know what you'd call that kind of music. Basically, every song in it is this. And that's it, though. I don't, I'm not doing like the hacky joke where it's like,

how come every song and techno music is boom pachka, boom, pach. I'm not doing that. It is the actual song. It goes, boom pachik, boom, pach, and they bring speakers. And as they're looking for the girl, they're like, set up the speakers. Boom, pachik, boom, and you go, who the fuck listens to this shit? But through it all, you learn that the characters, you know, have their own self-discovery through this while the music is playing. And it's a great movie. But anyway, then I looked it up and Sarat, I was like, what does Sarat even mean? I don't.

I'm like this dumb English-speaking dude. Sarat, uh, uh, sarat meaning, a definition, I guess I should put not meaning. Islamic eschatology I guess Okay, whatever This is the concept of Sarat According to belief, every individual must cross this bridge On the day Of judgment to enter paradise

The crossing the bridge is described as being thinner than a strand of hair Oh, fuck that, dude. Hey, I'll stay over here. But you won't get to go to paradise. Dude, I'm fine. What's over there? What's over there, dude? A bunch of people.

What's over there? Like, you know what I mean? What was paradise? Everyone's fucking and sucking or? Or you eat whatever you want? I kind of did that on earth for like a whole decade from 30 to 40.

Okay? Guess what it did? Nothing good. Yeah, I guess I can tell people what it's like, but who cares, dude? All those people now are in the paradise doing what they want to do fucking and sucking and eating turkey sandwiches

and just chocolate or whatever the hell they want. I did it, dude. 2010 to 2020 Have fun on that strand of hair Oh, you fell anyway So see, you fell in the fiery pit See, I would have felt there Annie fell in it fell in it.

I'm fine over here I'm fine here with the fucking What do they call them? Sun With Sun chips and the Capri Sun Who's what I was trying to think of? Capri Suns. They got Capri Sun over here, dude.

I'm fine. I don't even really like it, but you know, I'm going to stay over here with this black dude. Black dude was love Capri Sun, so maybe I'll develop the taste for it. The bridge is described as being thinner than a strand of hair and sharper than a sword. I mean, one of those is suffice, you know?

Because the thin of, thinner than a strand of hair is, well, if it's sharper than a sword, how the fuck you get across it? You know, this stuff means any bullshit, dude. Religion really could go, you know, and religion really can really, really irk you, dude. It's like, can it just live in reality a little bit? Can't they just say it's a, oh, you know what it is? A really small bridge. Nah, they got to fucking gussy it up and be like, you know, it's actually thinner than a strand of hair and sharper than a sword.

And they say the W and swore too to really fucking chap your hide. And it's like those who live the righteous life across it swiftly and safely, those who live a righteous life cross it swiftly and safely while those who are unrighteous are burdened by the sins and fall into the fires of hell below. Yeah? Or do you just have good balance?

And by the way, your feet got to be tough too. Sharper than a sword? I get it's a spiritual sense. I get it's symbolic. But so if it's symbolic then, always, always preference that. I'm sorry, reference that. So, you know, Sarat often's to refer to living a moral upright.

Like, bro, there's this last scene in Sarat where it's just like 20 minutes and you're just like, holy shit. This is what this movie came down to. Anyway, it made me think about like making a movie. You know, I got a good idea for a movie. I'm not telling. Well, I told it to your last episode, actually. about the upside down guy and how he confronts me

and then I go to sleep with his mom and not fuck sleep with fuck make love but like I date her anyway it was great what's this project 2025 is being real

it's not the page isn't loaded it doesn't load but project certified 900 page conservative conservative policy blueprint and transition by the Heritage Foundation they've accomplished over 1,000 of the 1,500 things they said. Wow.

It's a primary goal to fundamentally restructure the U.S. federal government by consolidating executive power. This is crazy, dude, placing independent agencies. Do you trust anyone? Let me ask you a question. Dude, the people who trust, and I mean any politician, any politician. I don't mean Democrat, liberal, Republican, conservative. I don't mean to be.

on a certain side here. I'm talking about Joe Biden and I'm talking about Trump. I'm talking about all of them. Okay. My question to you guys is, do you trust anybody? Because I almost don't. All right? You have to be real discerning on who you trust. You got to know, I'll tell you one thing. You got to know them. Now, I understand it's a difference between airplane food and hospital food, which by by the way, airplane food kind of had to come up in the past, you know, decade or so. But let's say in 1995, it's the equivalency. That's what politicians are. And I don't trust any of them.

So when any of them is like, we got to shake up the system because the system's bad and do it my way, I think, yeah, we do have to shake up the system. But probably not your way. Because you can't be trusted. You because of lobbyists, because you're at least a millionaire, probably a billionaire. Look at this. Placing independent agencies under direct presidential control and replacing thousands of career civil servants with political loyalists. This seems like not good, right?

Just reading that, seeing that blanket statement seems not good. Okay. And I would argue for a lot of issues, I lean more conservative than, you know, liberal. No, you know, not for everything. I'm in the middle, I would say. But look at the, whatever. It's just, I guess, you know, it's real. And they're doing it.

And I can't wait to see what happens next. Next president. And then we'll see what happens with this Pratt guy in California. look at this fucking headline James Vanderbeek's ex-wife Heather McComb gets married three months after actor's death look at this fucking headline

you read this headline and you only have one thought I don't care who you are you could be the most devout Mormon on the outskirts of Lake Moab okay you read this headline and you go

what a fucking bitch that's all you think I don't care who you are. Even Gandhi's out there like, what a fucking bitch. Mother Teresa would be like, well, that's a fucking bitch. Okay.

Karen Reeves goes, whoa, bitch. What a bitch. I'm thinking she's a bitch. Anyway. And then look at this. The late, that headline is so misleading.

How could you listen to any media? Then you read it. the late James Van der Beig's ex-wife, Heather McComb, got remarried to actor Scott Michael Campbell, she announced her Sunday. McComb shared wedding pics for her big down on Instagram. Look at when she was married to James Vanderbigh. When was she married to James Van derbyg? Fucking 15 years ago they got a divorce, right? Hey, dude.

He moved on. He had another wife with kids. kids. And they're trying to, you read this and you go, what a fuck a bitch. Look at the pictures of them together when they were younger. They look 16. Oh my God. She was married in 2010.

They got divorced. Unbelievable. And they have six kids, the new one. I mean, this is crazy. What's colorectal cancer? But, oh, wow, really? That's so curable. At the end, colorectal cancer?

I'll look it up. A what? Bad one? Well, I mean, it... Yeah, I mean, it is, but... It's been too long, Cowboy, from Disney and Pixar. Hi there, I'm... So that's the device.

Me and the toys have been working to try and get Bonnie to make friends. Well-la. Friend-made. What just happened? Lillipad made Bonnie a friend in life. 15 seconds. I was counting. On June 19th. Our time ain't over yet. Bonnie still needs us.

Come on, Bullseye. Right for us. Disney and Pixar's Toy Story 5. Only in theaters, June 19th. Tickets available now. Yeah, a disease where she tells them, it's highly curable. Wow. That's why I got my fucking, what's it called?

Colenoscopy. But wasn't he big on like no medicine or whatever the fuck? Or am I just making that up? I don't know if that's true. Yeah, I got my call. Yeah, I got the screening at way earlier. They go 45. I'm like, nah, 42, I think.

That's what I got it. While historically considered a disease of older adults, the incidence of colorectal cancer is ral. rapidly rising in adults 150. Really? It's rapidly rising. It's going on with these guys' anus. Not to make light of it,

but not that I did, but hmm. Sad, sad. Sad. And then page six doesn't give a fuck. They're just like, let's make this headline this way and make this. Everybody in the world read this headline and think, what a fucking bitch. Because nobody reads anything.

Nobody really looks into shit, except for crazy people. The only people look. looking into shit are crazy people anyway. So the whole information is all fucked up. Really, really, uh, look at this. Paraglider, uh, gets hit by a Cessna plane. Bro. I feel two things about this.

Oh my God. 44 year old woman was paragliding in the Austrian Alps. Look this. and a fucking I get footage of this these gopros are fucking on me and a plain fucking

could I mean could you fucking did she pull the shoot wow and she landed it wow thank God for the the

the the she landed on the on the backup shoot that is It's just, could you imagine being in that plane? Oh, fuck up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up. Or seeing the plane come, you probably see, don't, you're like, there's no, there's no way. You go, you know what you go, when that plane's coming to your, to you, you go, oh, you know what?

My depth perception isn't good, because it's definitely going to hit me, and that's what it seems like. But it's definitely not. And then it does, and you go, oh, dude. And me on the way down, I wonder what fucking, oh, I wonder what race was flying the plane, you know? You just want to, just let me give me. fucking let me stay alive so I know what race it did so I know how angry to be but uh dude you land that on the second shoot you go I'm rich right I mean somebody's getting a lawsuit I'm rich I'm rich that's what I think about it immediately but then when I think deeper

about it I go like this genuinely hey hey chick You're not a bird. Okay. Stay on the ground. If you're going to fly, be in one of those planes that hit you. Right? Stop jumping out. You bird?

Whoops. They get treated like a bird. Sometimes plane hit birds. Plank you need to hold chicken. Those, uh, they throw chickens. They throw chicken carcasses into those engines. But this is a Cessna. Whatever.

Yeah, it's kind of, Because I could imagine being in the plane and being like, oh, fuck this bitch. I can't get up. Ah, this bitch. She thinks she's a bird. I hit her. I hit her.

Keep flying. Don't let her get the license plate. Wow. I'm very, very props to this lady for really kind of still living through this. Because it's wild. I never knew about this. In 1987 during a live broadcast news anchor Dave Horowitz was taken hostage by a crazy man who was armed with a pistol.

About shopping by mail order. Pardon me? Pardon me? So nice. The guy with the gun. Let me see what it's it. All right. He's got a gun with that. Oh my God.

The guy's got a gun and he's like read this to the... Well, let me read this. Folks, we have son on the set who's standing here and would like me to read, to read this copy, which was just handed to me. You want to tell me your name or not? Look, I still be in an interviewer. So I'm sitting here with, I have to just still, even though his life's in a, he is so like, let me open my reporting hat on. So how did you get here? Talk to me a little bit about how you grew up.

Tell me your name. Would you like to, hey, motherfucker, read it. And Gary, where are you from? I was warned in 1981. Oh, where you from, dude? Just fucking Tom Snyder on this motherfucker. Wasn't that that got his name? Right?

Just Tom, just a late night with Tom Snyder. Fucking, Where you from, dude? Born in 1981 by someone with connections at the... I was warned in 1981. I was warned here we go. What is it? And Gary, where are you from?

I was warned in 1981 by someone with connections at the CIA to stay off the computers. that they didn't trust people on computers. Oh, dude. You know what? I'm that news reporter. And that's where I get. And I go, bro, are you fucking kidding me, man?

For this? Like, it's not like a, there's not like somebody you're trying to free? You're talking about fucking don't use computers, dude? It's 1987, bro. They don't even have games on the computer yet. I'd be shot for sure. on, Gary. What the fuck? This would be me. I mean it, too, because if you're going to get shot, you might as well go out.

When I began receiving disturbing calls from my parents, which led me to believe that something terrible was going on. I was then forced into a mental hospital in Tallahassee, where I learned that my brother-in-law had been driven insane. I go, Gary, dude, let me just, can I, for a, let me take a break about what the fuck this is right now. Okay, so, uh, let me just ask you. this. So there's no chance you're broken? There's no chance that your brain is wrong. No chance.

You're saying there's no chance. Because there's no chance because what you're doing here, you're getting a lot of prison time and you've got a gun here. There's tape of you. And another thing. Hi, we're standing outside of the now and then you're the news. In the same, what is it?

In the same manner. Oh, the handwriting is bad. And what is this word right here? Are you doctor or this looks like a prescription writing? That someone was trying to do to me. The most illegible shit. Now, read it now, now, now, do it, now. That would piss me off. Bro, I'm getting to it.

To read this copy, which was just handed to me, you want to tell me your name or not? What is it? And Gary, where are you from? I was warned in 1981 by... I wonder what he responded to it, that. Where you're from? On the outskirts of... No, no, I'd fucking read.

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