Conversations with Tyler - Chuck Klosterman on Writing the Past and Relishing the Present
Episode Date: February 23, 2022How do you go about writing a book on an era that is, for many, recent history? When Chuck Klosterman set out to write his new book, The Nineties, he wasn't interested in representing it as a misreme...mbered era or forcing a retrospective view into modern ideology. Rather than finding overlooked signposts that signaled events to come, he says, he wanted to capture what it actually felt like to experience that time – the anxiety and excitement around scientific and technological progress, what it was like to be limited to a few cassette tapes or CDs at a time, the physical media and musical subcultures that would later evaporate with the advent of the internet. Though easier to research than more ancient history, complications arose when he pondered the bifurcation of his audience between those for whom the release of Nevermind is a personal memory and those for whom it's as distant as the moon landing. Would he have to explain to readers what a compact disc is? Chuck joined Tyler to discuss the challenges of writing about recent history, the "slow cancellation of the future" that began in the aughts, how the internet widened cultural knowledge but removed its depth, why the context of Seinfeld was in some ways more important than its content, what Jurassic Park illustrates about public feelings around scientific progress in the '90s, why the '90s was the last era of physical mass subcultures, why it's uncommon to be shocked by modern music, how his limited access to art when growing up made him a better critic, why Spin Magazine became irrelevant with the advent of online streaming, what made Grantland so special, what he learned from teaching in East Germany, the impact of politics on the legacies of Eric Clapton and Van Morrison, how sports often rewards obnoxious personalities, why Wilt Chamberlain is still underrated, how the self-awareness of the Portland Trail Blazers undermined them, how the design of the NFL makes sports rivalries nearly impossible, how pro-level compensation prevents sports gambling from corrupting players, why so many people are interested in e-sports, the unteachable element of writing, why he didn't make a great editor on his school paper, what he'd say to a room filled with ex-lovers, the question he'd most like to ask his parents, his impressions of cryptocurrency, why he's trying to focus on what he has in the current moment rather than think too much about future plans, the power of charisma, and more. Check out Ideas of India. Subscribe to Ideas of India on your favorite podcast app. Read a full transcript enhanced with helpful links. Recorded January 18th, 2022 Other ways to connect Follow us on Twitter and Instagram Follow Tyler on Twitter Follow Chuck on Twitter Email us: cowenconvos@mercatus.gmu.edu Subscribe at our newsletter page to have the latest Conversations with Tyler news sent straight to your inbox.
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Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Conversations with Tyler.
Today I'm here with Chuck Klosterman, and Chuck I would describe as a person who basically
has done everything.
But most notably from our point of view, he has a new book out called The 90s.
Chuck, welcome.
Hey, thanks for having me on.
I appreciate it.
I have some questions about the 90s.
What was our biggest cultural fear or worry from back then that never came to fruition?
So what was the one that never came to fruition?
Well, I mean, the easy answer would be Y2K, that was of course at the very end.
And whether or that that didn't come to fruition, I suppose, depends on if you're the kind of person who thinks, well, this is an example of them seeing a problem, diagnosing it correctly, taking all the steps of stopping it from.
happening and then having a non-event. Or if you're someone who's like, well, you know,
some countries barely did anything, had the same sort of result as we did. How come our microchips
didn't stop working in our dishwashers? It was never going to happen. So it was the event that
didn't occur. Either way, it wasn't a tragedy, but it was certainly something we talked about
for an entire year and thought about constantly and kind of perceived as sort of, you know,
the possible end to the way we understood civilization. If you go to the very early part of the 90s,
I suppose it was the idea that, well, the Cold War was still sort of kind of in its death
throws, but I think the fear was, oh, what if a suitcase bomb gets out of Russia, someone
blows up Chicago or something?
I think that was something that never came to fruition.
There's a specific thing that you kind of had in mind when you asked that question.
Well, I had the fear that Russia might invade the Ukraine, which now is Ukraine, that's come
back.
But the notion that Japan would buy up the entire world, this idea that you'd,
You had like crack babies who would become these super predators.
There were a lot of fears that in retrospect seem relatively slight compared to what we now face.
Although that is common, I think, to sort of amplify fears in the moment and then retroactively look at anything that didn't happen and sort of perceive it as, well, I guess, you know, maybe we were amplifying that too much at the time.
I mean, if 9-11 doesn't happen, we look at the attacking of the USS Cole very differently.
We look at the first attempt on the World Trade Center very differently.
Now that seems like a precursor to a plan that had been existed for this long stretch of time,
and that this was always the goal.
But if 9-11 doesn't occur, it's almost a forgotten event.
So it's really difficult.
I mean, when writing about history, but particularly history that people have lived through.
You know, the hardest thing about writing a book about the 90s I found was the kind of bifurcation
between people who remember the 90s almost like they just happened, that these things,
you know, the release of Nevermind or like Quentin Tarantino films and all these things,
that this is still the history they're living in.
And then for other people, it's no different than the moon landing.
It's just exposition about an event that they didn't experience.
How do you write a book with the idea that maybe half the eyes.
audience is going to be in category A and half the audience is going to be in category B.
It was kind of a complicated problem. Like, did I need to literally explain what a compact disc is?
I asked that myself at one point, you know, then I would be like, well, you know, when I was
growing up, I fully understood what a reel-to-reel was and what an A-track was, even though
if I didn't necessarily purchase them. But something has changed about the way time is perceived.
And I sense that you've recognized this, too. It's 10 years is different now.
than the way it used to be.
I think there's a break point.
Maybe it comes at 9-11, but since then, everything has felt weird,
and a lot of aesthetics hasn't changed very much.
Music doesn't go through phases the way it used to.
Movies intensify maybe in terms of special effects or number of superheroes,
but they don't evolve the way they used to.
The 90s, to me, was the last part of earlier history.
Well, I mean, I think it's possible very easy.
In fact, to argue that the 90s were the last decade of the 20th century,
but also just the last decade that was sort of this immutable framing of time.
One thing I talk about a little bit in the book, maybe I should have talked about more,
but I wanted to get away from, you know, seeing the past through the prism of the present.
But like, like this guy, Mark Fisher, who's dead now, had this idea about like the slow cancellation of the future.
I feel like that's one of the most profound ideas that I've come across in the last 10 years of my life.
And it seems so palpable that this is occurring, that, you know, like an example I will often use
is, you know, if you take, say, 10 minutes from an obscure film in 1965 with, like, no major
actors, and then you take 10 minutes from an obscure film from 1980, where nobody became famous.
And you show anyone these 10-minute clips, they will have no problem whatsoever figuring out which one came first.
Even like a little kid can look at a movie from 1965 and a movie from 1980 and instantly understand that one predates the other.
But if you do that with a film from 2005 and a film from 2020, again, sort of an obscure film where you don't recognize the actors, you're just looking at it aesthetically and trying to deduce which one came first and which one came second. It's almost impossible. And this phenomenon just seems to almost be infiltrating every aspect of the culture. This idea that everything to a degree now is somewhat retro. And that certain kind of natural evolutions that happened,
because culture was lost or sort of forgotten or just kind of move beyond, which doesn't really
happen now. It's like so easy to access the recent past that it all sort of becomes pushed
into the same sort of kind of gumbo or whatever. The 90s to me sort of signal the end of
when you were able to look at certain things or certain qualities or a certain vague sense
and identify it as from that period. I fear that that may be over, although I'm not sure why I fear
But why did it change? What happened? When did we sense the flip there? What drove that difference?
Well, the answer, the easy answer, or the predictable answer, or the answer anyone would give, it would say is the
internet, that the internet emerges in the 90s. It makes kind of a big jump in 95, but it's still sort of,
when you think of the internet in the 90s, it's really more of a mechanical discussion, more than a
cultural discussion. But then when you move beyond about 2001, it's kind of beyond 9-11 and you see the
introduction of social media and all these things. And just the ability that it is so easy for anyone
to instantly access something, like anything, something or anything. I mean, I use this example a lot.
You know, it's like when I worked in newspapers in the 90s, there would always be like a person
at that newspaper. Maybe they had once been a reporter. Now they're on the night desk or something.
And you would go up to a person like that and you'd be like, hey, you know, I'm trying to think of
this movie. It's like, I don't know, it was like about cars and I think there's a beach boy in
and I feel like the film burns up.
And they'd go, oh, that's Tulane Blacktop.
Like, their job was to remember kind of cultural minutia.
That is gone now because now everyone has the machine that does that,
which is, I guess, maybe personally disappointed
because it seemed like that was what my life was going to become.
Like, the person who remembered all these sort of insignificant things
and sort of remember what kind of, you know,
but that seems to be over now.
Now that it's all so available,
instead of culture having depth,
it's more like a real shallow ocean
that's very easy to wade into
and scoop up whatever you need
and it's vast
but it doesn't go deep.
Is Seinfeld still funny
and here I have in mind two points of view
one is the view that well now it's just like rude
so the girlfriend named Malva
you couldn't get away with that right
and the other view is well it's not rude enough
like now we have curb your enthusiasm
and that's really rude
and it makes Seinfeld and Jason Alexander
or just not necessary. What's your take? Is Seinfeld still good and funny? I still find it funny,
although I will admit it might be difficult for someone who experienced it first to have a real
accurate understanding of that. One thing that I have found when I talk to young people is that
they tend to like friends more than Seinfeld. They see friends almost as this timeless situation
dealing with problems that everyone goes through where Seinfeld seems more rooted in this kind of like
worldview that doesn't exist as much anymore.
So I might be a hard person to gauge that.
It does still seem funny to me.
I think the thing that matters, though, is that the tone of Seinfeld was both unlike
the culture of today, but also massively popular.
That is the thing that just kept coming up over and over again whenever I'd write about
television.
This idea that we have these events now, like, oh, the finale of Game of Thrones, the finale
of Mad Men or whatever, that seems.
seem like these points in the zeitgeist that everyone is discussing simultaneously. And yet, any
episode of Seinfeld was seen and experienced by more people, which meant that experience was just
kind of normative entertainment. It's always so tempting when you look back at any period of time
to look for sort of these strange apex moments, the outlier that sort of seemed incongruidious
with everything else that was happening and maybe seems closer to what's happening in the
culture of the present and you go like, well, this is what really mattered. I always sense that the
thing that really mattered was the things that we did not even view as having that sort of
ancillary, secondary meaning. They were just what was being consumed and sort of the ideas and the
morals and sort of like the values, I guess, within that. So like what was important about Seinfeld
wasn't that it was more kind of rude and brusque and kind of adversarial with the classic idea of
sitcom or everything is happy and everything works out. That was important. But the bigger thing was
that those ideas were just on. And people just watched them because there they were. And that
sort of sets the texture of an era more than, say, Twin Peaks or something that doesn't seem like
it fits in the time that it came. Did the golden age of American TV end after the 90s? And if so,
what happened to it? Because you have the Sopranos, why? The years differ, but it's around that
time, right? Well, I would say that there's the first golden area of television, which everybody
kind of understands as sort of a seminal period where, you know, back when television was like
it's still like a new concept. I would say the second golden age of television actually probably
comes post-90s if we're looking at the value of the content. I mean, I think that when you look at
that early part of the 21st century where you still have the Sopranos, you have the wire,
Mad Men is there, Breaking Mad.
There are these shows that probably were, for that period of time,
generally superior to what was happening in cinema,
which seemed like an unthinkable thing at the beginning of the 90s
to even assert that somehow television could be better than movies
from a critical perspective was just kind of unthinkable.
Seinfeld was a great show, but I wouldn't say the 90s were a golden age of television.
They were probably closer to the 80s.
in a lot of ways. The real jump came when shows either kind of moved away from the network
concept or even within the network concept, you could make a show like Lost, which wasn't
really like something that you would have seen in the past. What's our biggest misconception
about the 90s? I would say that one of the things that I found interesting was I am not
certain it is a misremembered period. I think that there's a caricature.
an idea of the 90s. I think in this book I kind of described it is kind of like a low-stakes
grunge cartoon kind of. And that's not perfect. But it's not radically incorrect. I mean,
the 90s are still close enough that a lot of the things I think that we project upon that period
aren't so far from the truth. And okay, when you look at like David Helberstam's the 50s or
books written about the 60s or books written about the 70s, typically,
the author is sort of pushed or maybe feels obligated to contradict the widespread perception of the period.
Like, you know, we thought the 70s were boring. Actually, there was all this tumult going on.
It's always like, we thought this and we were wrong. Someone could do that with a book about the 90s.
But I felt that that would be kind of a misshapen view of how it was. Like, my goal in this was to write a book that was not looking at the 90s,
the way we think about the culture now and sort of jamming that retrospective view into sort of a modern ideology,
but to go back and try to capture what it actually felt like to experience that time.
Like, in some ways, it's like it's easy to seem smart by looking back and finding little signposts that signal a future.
But it's also not difficult to do that.
What's much harder is to describe what it felt like to kind of hang around that signposts.
with no understanding that it had any sort of future symbolic value.
Now, the 1960s, you have the professor on Gilligan's Island, you have Spock on Star Trek.
How does the popular culture of the 90s portray science?
Well, I think with a pretty palpable degree of fear, which is not uncommon.
I mean, you look back at a Godzilla movie and it's like, you know, atomic testing is going to cause this, you know, calamities.
Frankenstein is founded on this.
In the 90s, of course, we have the, you know, the 90s, of course, we have the Godzilla movie.
this cloning of Dolly, the sheep. And that's kind of a hinge point for the way like the idea of
genetic engineering was seen. And there was just this immediate fear that genetics was going to be
used very often to reanimate things from the past, a little bit like Jurassic Park. I mean,
Jurassic Park is the biggest mainstream example. That's not really an anti-science book or an
anti-science movie, but it is that the scientists have gone too far. I did find it very intriguing to
realized that after Dolly the sheep was cloned in Scotland, like Bill Clinton was trying to
introduce legislation that would stop the cloning of a human being, that there was like,
we got to get ahead of this.
That's odd when you look at.
When you think about it in retrospect, that's an odd fear that we had that somebody would
clone humans immediately because the technology existed.
But that fear was around.
It was like a, you know, like many things in the 90s.
It was a strange combination of anxiety and excitement.
Like it was thrilling, this was occurring, and yet also seemed like the recipe for disaster.
So it was like you had to sort of embrace the idea while also stopping it.
Was the 90s the last era of musical subcultures?
And if so, why did they go away?
I think there are still musical subcultures, but they're exclusively online now.
I think the idea of the physical mass subculture is probably gone.
And, you know, and of course these are easy things to be wrong about, but part of that had to do with the fact of scarcity.
And not that the records didn't exist, but that you had to pay for him.
And people in teen culture had the limited amount of funds.
So you had enough money to buy one CD.
So you bought the cure.
And you listen to that real intensely because it's the only one you got that week.
And when you go back in two weeks, maybe you buy it.
by Sisters of Mercy or nine inch nails or something that's vaguely tied to it. And then you kind of
realize that the people who like the cure scene to shop at this place called Hot Topic. So maybe you
start shopping there. The next thing you know, you're part of this subculture because you had a real
limitation. You were limited in your choice and you were limited in the number of directions you can
go. After Napster and just with file sharing in general and then moving into things like Spotify
and Apple Music, there is no pressure to sort of.
of go down the same path over time. Like music is now a buffet and its value, its tangible value is
less. So people kind of just pick and choose and everyone just sort of creates a playlist or a
mixtape that suits their personality in specific and that fights against the idea of
creating a subculture. Because with that subculture, what you need are the people who have
shared values by default. In other words, what they decide is.
cool or uncool is not totally just based on what they think, but what their peers seem to think
and what the artists that these peers are listening to seem to think. And if you consider yourself
a goth kid or a metalhead or any of these things that happened at that time, the way your group
was perceived, kind of calcified or galvanized, the meaning of those signifiers. And that's just
not really how it is now. That's gone. Now there again, it's something I kind of miss that. I'm not
sure why I miss it. Is it just because I was familiar with it? I don't know. Like to ascribe actual
value to it's complicated. Maybe back then you were more likely to use music to signal your
personality type. So you're an indie girl who's going to go to Brown. You listen to REM, right?
You could be a deadhead. You could listen to metal. Or is now you have, you know, your Instagram
page tells everyone what you're like. So you just go off and consume the buffet. Absolutely. But can you still
be shocked today by music you hear. So when I first heard, smells like teen spirit or Sonic Youth or
my bloody Valentine, I was shocked. I'm never shocked today. Are you shocked? Well, no. I guess the short
answer is no. But that's like what you're describing in some ways, though, is really is like the
slow cancellation of the future. That music from say 1991, 92, 93, like Nirvana's Nevermind
came out the same day as Blood Sugar, Six Magic came out. You know, there was a whole bunch of records
that came out that day, had you played them to someone from 1971, it would not have seemed
even like music. I think that somebody who was into rock in 1971, who was listening to Led Zeppelin
and the early Beatles solo records and all that, you played them this music. They would be like,
well, it seems dissident. It doesn't seem songful. It doesn't seem like music at all. I don't like
the way it's recorded. It would be just really troubling. It is very unlikely that someone would
have that experience from hearing music now who had really been into music at the turn of the
21st century. It would not seem that different. It's very difficult now to create something
that isn't at least partially retro. I mean, in fact, it almost seems to be gone entirely.
Now, you grew up in North Dakota. You loved metal. You documented it for spin and other media sources.
If you were coming of age today, what would be your passion in music? What would be your thing?
What would be your at least partial subculture?
That's an almost impossible question, but a great one.
Like, it's fun to think about that, but the answer I give is going to be completely worthless.
Because if I'm coming up in rural North Dakota now, okay, so my hometown had 500 people, and I lived outside of that town.
In my hometown, there was essentially two kinds of music.
There was metal and there was country.
Like, ACDC was kind of the crossover act.
That's kind of all there was.
You know, there was top 40 music that no one seemed to care about.
And even as high school students, we seem to view as like shallow and superficial while we were listening to bands like Poisoned and Motley Crew.
So there's lots of contradictions here.
It doesn't always make sense.
But I fell into that music.
Like my brother came back from the Army.
He had a Motley Crew cassette.
He had an Ozzy Osbourne cassette.
I had been listening to like, you know, Huey Lewis and like, you know, Eddie Grant and madness and Prince.
I got this.
I just loved it immediately.
and it kind of became my whole identity for a while.
So how would that experience possibly happen now?
Like, I would be on the internet.
I assume that instead of just sitting in my bedroom,
listening to an Ozzy Osbourne cassette
and just reading the liner notes over and over again,
I would be on a computer.
And the experience of having my brother drop something off
and then leave would be replaced by someone online
that I find interesting,
sort of leading me in some direction.
I don't think that I would have the same experience with music that I had growing up in a situation where my options were limited.
Where there was long stretches of time when I had six cassettes.
That was all I had.
And I would just play them over and over and over again and think about them and see things in that music that probably didn't exist.
It seems odd to say this now.
And it seems almost crazy.
but I think part of the reason I was able to succeed as a critic was because I came from a place where I was so limited in the art I was consuming that I had to think about it differently.
You know, I didn't have MTV.
I think even if I'd grown up in Minneapolis because the people that I became friends with later in life, most of which came from bigger towns, you know, the people who seemed like me as an adult, they were the people who listened to the Smith.
and who kind of thought Guns and Roses was terrible or whatever, you know.
But Guns and Roses was the most interesting thing I had.
I would look at Axel Rose the way somebody else might think of,
I'm not even thinking of like David Byrne or something.
Like I had to get all this meaning from him.
So that really worked to my advantage, I think, as I kind of matured
and was able to experience these other kinds of art,
but still kind of working from the way it was when I kind of had nothing.
So I don't know what I would be like now.
I don't even like reading my early books because I can't relate to the person who wrote them.
So the idea of me thinking about what I was like at 13, no idea.
Why did Spin Magazine fail?
Like even I subscribed.
Well, the first thing I would say is like it started, I think, in 1988 and was still going pretty well until 2006.
So it didn't really fail.
It had a long life.
Why is it still not like a factor in the way like the music industry operates?
Well, lots of reasons.
One, magazines in general matter less.
More significantly, though, is the idea is that, like, you know, when I was reading Spin as a college student, you would read about a band like pavement, or you'd read about a band like teenage fan club, and those records weren't even out yet.
So you would be reading this review of someone trying to sort of describe what the music was and if you would like it, if it applied to you or whatever.
And then you'd wait for the record and finally hear it, and you would have had this.
whole kind of built-in superstructure in your mind over what this music was, and now you're
finally hearing it. Whereas now it would be you would hear about the band the same time you heard
it for the first time. And that kind of takes away the significance of a magazine like Spin.
I read Spin because I thought it had the best writers about music. But I would need people to
write about music if I could instantly hear the song itself. So I think that's part of it.
What made Grantland so wonderful? I appreciate you saying that. I think it
It was that, you know, they just kind of went out and got the best writers they could find
and paid them enough to do projects at other places probably wouldn't see a real demand for
and kind of let them do it.
I mean, the first story I wrote for Grantland was about going to a junior college basketball
game when I was like a sophomore in high school and it was a Native American team who was
playing and they only had six guys on the roster and three of them followed.
out and they won the game three on five. But this was a small junior college game in Wapton,
North Dakota from the 80s. There's no place to present that story to. But at Grantland, it was like,
go ahead. Like the weirder, the better, you know? From the perspective of being a writer,
Grantlin almost is like almost an unrealistic scenario, just like, we want you to be you, you know?
And as a consequence, I suppose if we really went back and we read everything that was on
Grantland, we would find a lot of junk that just kind of, I don't know, seems ridiculous now.
But at the same time, the things that people remember were the best parts.
What is it in non-American culture that you're most interested in? Canada, not counting. No Neil Young, no Johnny Mitchell.
Non-American culture. Boy, I'm a pretty American person in a lot of ways. I'm sure a criticism of this book is that instead of being called the 90s, it should be called the American 90s. I have a somewhat sort of maybe myopic view about how culture works.
But in 2008, I was a guest professor at the University of Leipzig, and I taught American studies there for a semester.
And it was in East Germany, so it was very interesting.
It was like, Germans is the main language.
The second most popular language was Russian.
So, like, I could teach a class at this university, but I couldn't mail a letter because I'd go to the post office and no one knew what I wanted.
But being in East Germany, the thing that fascinated me was talking to Germans, especially
German students about their perception of America.
And I think that the most valuable thing about traveling is the greater understanding you have of
the place you're from, from the way it is perceived.
And your natural inclination is to almost argue with these people.
I was teaching a class called 20th century pop culture.
It's the first day, and I'm walking to class.
And a graduate student just starts walking alongside of me.
And he seems like a nice guy.
And he asks me what I'm doing.
And I tell him, I'm teaching this class on 20th century pop culture.
And he's like, well, that should take 10 minutes because, like, they just perceive America as having no culture.
But it was crazy because they all loved hip hop.
And I would be like, well, hip hop is American culture.
And they'd be like, oh, no, that's an immigrant culture.
I'm like, well, not really.
That's kind of a weird way to perceive it.
But I know what you're really asking more about.
But like Asian cinema in the 90s was a big deal for me.
I discovered Hong Kong movies.
It was.
Oh, sure.
It shares my whole worldview of movies.
And I think that, to be honest, I was pretty unsophisticated in that way.
way in that I thought that I was getting deeper into culture by pursuing what I was already kind of
into. So I would see a movie like Run Lola Run or so. And I would think, oh, now I'm understanding
this thing. I was just seeing one part of it is a bunch of stuff I could make up. But I think in
reality, my interests are like domestic. They really are. There are tons of bands I liked
from Britain. But that somehow didn't seem in any ways separate from U.S. culture. Like the
Beatles seem like part of American culture.
Like Led Zeppelin seems like part of American culture.
In fact, Led Zeppelin seems more like it's part of American culture than UK culture.
I was really into groups like Pizzikato 5, like Japanese pop music.
I really like Swedish pop music.
But there again, that's something that's been so integrated into our world here.
It's almost like saying, like, I love food from other countries.
General Zoe's chicken.
That's what I love.
You know, it's like it's a form of the other or whatever that is actually a form of us.
Yeah.
Are you up for a lightning round of overrated versus underrated?
Sure.
Feel free to pass on any of these.
George Harrison, overrated or underrated.
Wow.
Well, I would say...
You've seen Get Back, right?
He's a whiner and he walks off stage.
He's not transparent.
Who would hire him?
But I don't know if any of those qualities factor into someone being overrated or underrated.
I mean, I would say this.
It is almost impossible.
to say a member of the Beatles is underrated.
Not because they are overrated,
but because, you know,
we look at their work in such a way that,
you know,
there's nobody out there saying that like all things must pass isn't good.
So I suppose if you had to make an assessment,
you could say that George's music was a little more samey
than John or Paul,
that fundamentally his songs,
a similar kind of chord structure and a similar sort of delivery pattern that all things
must pass is many versions of three good songs. So I suppose that makes him slightly overrated.
But I mean, like, I love George Harrison, so I hate to say that. But I guess if I had to pick one
or two, that's what I pick. Okay, here's a softball. Eric Clapton, over or underrated?
Well, I mean, overrated forever and now underrated because of his sort of political position
in the sense that people now have decided that not,
only do they not like him, but that somehow cream was bad and that Derek and the Domino's was
bad. So he was overrated my whole life. Like there was a long period where if you would have said,
who are the most overrated figures in rock history? I would be, well, that's easy, like Jim Morrison
and Eric Clapton, you know, but it changed so dramatically and so radically that now it's almost
as though we can't think of him as, you know, probably the most significant white blues guitar player
of all time. So I would say now he is slightly underrated, but it's his own fault.
Okay. Here's a guy in the injured list, Anthony Davis. Okay. Let's see. Is he overrated or
underrated? I would say he is probably somewhat overrated because he is often injured. He is
really more of an elite defender than an elite scorer, even though he's a good shooter. He's like,
he's a great player. He's an all-star. But I would
say that if I'm listing in order the best players in the league, I would guess I would place him
further down on the list than a lot of my peers. So I would say slightly overrated.
My local guy, Bradley Beale, over or underrated? I would say slightly underrated, but only by
the casual consumer. I think people who follow the NBA pretty closely have a relatively accurate
view of Bradley Beal. Like, he might be properly rated, I guess, among people who understand
basketball and follow basketball closely and certainly people who live in Washington. But I would
say there are a lot of people who might classify themselves as basketball fans. If you ask
them about Bradley Beale, they might not know who he is or where he plays. To me, he lacks
ambition, and that's a big no-no. So even though I think insiders know that about him, I still
put him as a bit overrated. When you say he lacks ambition, ambition to be great,
the ambition to win to become a different player?
Yeah, to be the best or be on the best team.
He doesn't seem to care, which is fine.
He might be a happier guy than a lot of his fears, but nonetheless.
Well, that's a hard thing to measure, you know, because in sports, we actually reward
people emotionally if they are obnoxious.
Like, I mean, I remember when Justin Herbert came out of college, people didn't want to draft
him because they were like, he's not an emotional leader.
Like, he'll never succeed because he's just quiet.
He keeps to himself.
Somehow, someone like Baker Mayfield, who sort of tries to draw attention, is perceived as being like more dedicated and more intense.
But it's confusing.
I mean, like, you know, I grew up.
My favorite player was Larry Bird.
And I remember being very surprised when I found out that Larry Bird was constantly talking and trash talking his opponents.
Because as somebody who was just watching at home as a kid, for some reason, I thought of him almost as a stoic person, you know.
That's how I viewed it.
because he was talking to other players.
He wasn't talking to the media.
Of the great NBA players, take something like the top 100, whatever you'd like.
Who's the most underrated of that lot?
Who's still underappreciated?
I think that this is a strange answer because he's very famous,
but I think to a degree, Will Chamberlain has become underrated in the fact that people
discount his statistics as sort of a vestige of a previous time.
But even within that previous time, the statistics,
he compiled are really unthinkable. The fact that you will sometimes see lists of the greatest
players of all time and he will be outside the top five, I think that's very weird. I don't know if
he would, you know, be in the top 100, but like there were guys like Sidney Moncrief who were
just good for years and kind of good in every way, but we would never include them sort of in this
top tier because pro basketball has also adopted this, I guess, maybe predictable, but also
kind of curious perception that winning a championship matters almost too much now.
That like if you have not won a title, you can't be classified as a great player.
And it's strange you'll watch like the T&T show and like Kenny Smith will still kind of hold this over Charles Barkley.
Like somehow that they are equal as veterans, as former players, because Kenny Smith won two titles and Barclay won none.
And Barclay's aware of it.
They've made this decision almost collectively.
this decision has been made that in basketball, because there's only five guys on the floor,
and we can kind of credit the best player as being the reason a team succeeds or fails,
winning a title has become everything.
And it sort of skews the way we understand this.
And it's why you see guys like trying to get titles late in their career, like ring chasing or whatever.
I think they believe if they can just do that, that will somehow recontextualize everything else about them.
I might say Kareem, just high total value.
high peaks and high total.
And for me, he's clearly top three.
I'm not sure he's viewed that way, necessarily.
I think that there is a camp that places him third.
But it's a camp.
It should be a nation.
It should be a universe, right?
I guess.
Okay.
Van Morrison, was he any good?
Is he any good?
Is he an Eric Clapton figure who's now hated because he opposed lockdowns?
Or was he brilliant for decades or just had an early peak?
Yeah, he did have an early peak.
He's a strange figure in the sense that he was a guy who was,
He's 22 years old and he's seeing
nostalgically about this lost past.
I think that if people who are fans of Van Morrison,
they see him as like an interesting songwriter
with a very distinctive voice.
I guess compared to Eric Clapton,
now, of course, they're tied together
because they kind of sort of share
this vaccination platform or whatever.
He doesn't seem to me as a fraction as significant
in the history of music as Clapton is.
So I guess I would still,
say a little bit overrated, I guess, yeah. But that's like taste, too. Why aren't the current
Portland Trailblazers better than they are? As we're speaking, they're eight games below 500,
right? On paper, they looked pretty good. No one thought they would win a title, but they were maybe
like the fifth best team in the West, and now they stink. What's your meta model of the Trailblazers?
Yeah, I think they were a team that sort of overachieved for a period that people didn't really
think of them as a premier franchise and we'd get into the playoffs and there was this realization
that Lillard was this kind of incredible scoring machine and the C.J. McCollum is good and they had
all these various pieces. And then it was like they hit some kind of abstract ceiling where there was
like an almost an understanding within the team itself, but also oddly with the fan base, that
they could never win a title. They could probably never even get out of the West.
And once that belief sort of became like the foundational idea of the team, it just collapsed.
And now you might as well blow the whole thing up.
So it was almost as though they were just like they kind of convinced themselves that they were just limited.
There was a limit to the success they could have.
And as so often is the case, self-awareness is what destroys you.
Like their self-awareness of their limitation was the problem.
So as you've written in the 1980s, you have the Celtics versus the Lakers.
It's one of the great sports rivalries of all time.
Can we still have sports rivalries at all?
And if not, why not?
Where'd they go?
You can have them at the collegiate level for sure.
Because, you know, part of the reason I find myself drawn to college sports more than pro sports very often is that even though the kind of person who goes to a school to play football or basketball is different than the student body, in a sense, if.
Stanford is playing Arizona or if Texas is playing Georgia, there is a sense that, like, we have an
understanding of what kind of person tends to go to those schools. And we can sort of apply it to
the players. And even though the players might be outside of that kind of world, like, they
kind of adopt those characteristics. So like the rivalry between like Michigan and Ohio
State and Auburn and Alabama, those aren't going to go away. At the pro level, though,
it will be difficult to see two teams that dynastic at the same time.
Where like the Lakers and the Celtics were clearly the two best teams in the league throughout
that period. Yes, the Sixers were good in there.
The Bucks were good in there.
The Rockets had success.
But the Sixers had to get Moses Malone in order to get over the hump to beat the Celtics.
And like when the Rockets beat the Lakers, it was an anomaly.
So like these two dynastic teams that were also completely,
different, even to just the most casual viewer. Race was part of it, but also playing style.
And also this understanding that, you know, they were on different coasts and that there was
something diametrically different about what it would be like to be a Celtic fan and what
would be like to be a Laker fan. It's hard to imagine that now. Like, if you look at the NFL,
the Patriots have had sort of this dynasty over a long period of time. And teams have kind of come
and gone. What would have needed to happen would have been like,
if the Packers or the Cowboys had had the same kind of success as the Patriots over that same period of time.
And that's almost impossible now.
It kind of defies logic that the Patriots have been able to succeed at the way they have for 20 years.
It doesn't really make sense, especially in the NFL, which is just designed to sort of allow every franchise to eventually get good and to create almost an inorganic degree of parity.
And college basketball, if so many of the good players are one and done, the coach doesn't get to imprint an identity on the franchise, players just want to signal they have upside potential to become lottery picks.
How is it that college basketball is even still worth watching?
Well, the first thing I will say is that when I think about sports experiences in my life, and I'm discounting like, oh, you know, this team I wanted to win, lost, or this team I hated succeeded.
scount like terrible injuries to people or like the death of Len bias or whatever.
When I think about things in sports that have disappointed me over the course of my life,
the decline in college basketball is probably at the top of the list.
I would say that in the introduction of instant replay are the two things that disappoint
me most about the way sports has changed over time.
And, you know, college basketball now is solely the March Madness tournament.
That seems to be the only thing, even a relatively serious college.
basketball fans care about.
And because the best players play the shortest amount of time, it is real difficult to get
a sense of what these guys are like and what the coach is trying to do beyond succeed.
I guess that is part of it.
You think of college basketball in the 70s and the 80s, and you think of like,
John Wooden and Bobby Knight and Dean Smith and John Thompson and all these guys.
You think about these coaches who had consistently strong teams and teams that had a real clear identity.
Like you could look at these teams and you would almost see when a kid graduates and a new kid is recruited, like he's the replacement for that guy, both as a position on the floor, but also is like what they would bring to the team.
And that is kind of gone now.
I mean, it's like the fact that Duke does this, I think people thought they might be like the last hold out of this.
but they are not. When Calapari succeeded at Kentucky, it sort of proved that this is the best way to build a great team.
To get the best collection of kids coming out of high school, put them together, and accept that college basketball now is more an extension of AAU basketball than high school basketball.
So if you're asking me, it's like, why is it worth watching?
It's like, well, I guess I still watch it.
But I will say this, there was a long stretch of my life where if there was a pro game on,
and a college game on, I would always watch the college game.
And now that's never the case.
Now I will always watch the pro game.
Is there too much gambling money in sports today?
Too much.
Asking for scandal, the flow of betting on professional sports is much higher than the revenue
of the sports themselves.
There's room for conflicting incentives, people selling inside information about player
injuries, referees, not quite being deliberately dishonest, but just not always looking
too hard at the fouls of one team.
and so on, relative to the flow of betting money, why should we have great faith in the process?
Okay.
So I think that officiating is the issue where this kind of does become a little dangerous and fragile.
Like one thing that sort of came out of the whole Tim Donaheith situation, you know, there was
a scandal that the NBA did a pretty good job of kind of like just sweeping away and everyone's
forgot about it.
But one of the things that came out of that was a realization that a referee can sort of dictate
the outcome of a game simply.
by calling the game straight in the sense that they don't have to create fouls,
or you know, try to look for situations where they can dictate the outcome.
They can just occasionally call traveling the way traveling actually is.
Or they can call lane violations on free throws, which they normally just completely ignore.
So it becomes almost this invisible way of manipulating the spread because they're not doing anything.
They're not wrong about anything.
They're actually just being correct in a way.
that is usually forgotten.
So there is some risk with that.
The fact of the matter is pro athletes are now compensated to a degree where it would be difficult
to convince them to throw a game or manipulate the spread, but the risk that is there
with the amount of money they're already making.
I mean, like there was a controversy about like Len Dawson when he played for the Chiefs
in Super Bowl 4.
Before that Super Bowl, there was this idea that maybe he had some relationship with gamblers.
And the fact of the matter is, in the early 1970s, what a guy was making, you could definitely see how, you know, giving a guy $10,000 or whatever could be like a legitimate amount of money.
At the pro level now, the amount of money you'd have to pay these guys to make it worth the risk is huge.
At college, harder to say.
I mean, like here in Oregon now, I could gamble if I wanted to on the Oregon State Lottery.
You can't gamble on college games.
I suppose that they would see that that's still an area of danger, that, you know, you're not.
you could convince, particularly since you can gamble on anything now.
Like, I think if somebody wanted to do this, what they would do is they would probably get involved with, like, the mid-majors and very small college teams, where it wouldn't be that difficult not only to get to a player, but to give him something that would be worth his time.
I think, though, that there was just this fear that sports might become so splintered that it could kind of recede from the culture.
And they had to find a way to keep it as popular as it ever was.
And gambling was the answer.
Because gambling makes people who don't care care a lot.
Why are so many people so interested in e-sports?
Have regular sports failed us?
What's going on there?
I think that the fact that for a lot of people,
their relationship to gaming starts so early
that they perceive it as really no different than an athletic sport,
except they were never comfortable playing athletic sports,
and this is a way to do it.
And seeing people do it at the highest level to them is not any different than watching
Liberon James.
I mean, it is strange.
My son is eight.
He will watch YouTube clips of people playing video games.
It seems bizarre to me.
It doesn't seem remotely strange to him.
When you teach writing, how is it that you teach that's different from how other people
teach writing?
I'm probably worse.
Okay.
But how are you worse?
What is it you failed to succeed at?
Well, the most.
the most important quality of writing, in my view at least, is the unteachable element,
which is voice.
You know, it's like if writing has voice, the content, I wouldn't say it's irrelevant,
but voice can compensate for a lot.
So a lot of times when you're teaching kids, like, you know, about writing, they ask
questions like, how do you find your voice?
Or how did you find your voice is something they often want to know.
And the reality is your voice exists inside of you. You just have to pull it out. You're not finding it. You're not going to find it from reading other people. In fact, my take on this is that, you know, I think of my life. And, you know, there was this variety of writers. You know, I was in high school and I really liked Dave Barry. And then I went to college and I was into Douglas Copeland. And then I was into Raymond Carver for a while. I just want to read all of this. And then it was like, oh, Michael Lainer. I thought that was real great. And then David Foster Wallace, I was obsessed with that.
but he was the last one.
And I think that you don't become a writer until you no longer want to be like other writers.
That's sort of the key.
The key is getting beyond the idea that there is some idea of what you think writing is
that you can somehow match or find or replicate.
And you just kind of go off and do your own thing that only you can do.
I feel pretty strongly about that.
But there again, it's like I'm going by my experience.
I think that you can teach mechanical aspects of writing to someone and you can make like one little jump.
You can make somebody who's kind of like a very mediocre into okay.
And you can turn somebody who's okay into pretty good.
And somebody who's pretty good, maybe you can make very good.
But to really change the experience for people consuming that work to like to take someone and say like, if you do these things, you'll be able to become the writer you want.
It doesn't seem like that's how it works to me.
So, you know, I taught her writing class and I just, I think it was kind of useless.
Because the same way, I was, when I was in college, you know, I was an editor at the school paper.
And I found that I was a real bad editor because I had two natural inclinations that were kind of dissonant.
Either I would be like, I'm going to rewrite everything in this because this is terrible.
Or I would be like, that's him.
It's her.
She gets to do what she wants.
Just put it through.
Like, it's hard for me to be that middle.
person. Because anytime I read anything, like any book I read, as I'm reading it, I'm changing
the sentences in my mind. I'm just, that's how I've always been. Now, you've put out a deck of cards
called hypotheticals, and I'll ask you one of your own questions. And here I'm quoting you.
Every person you have ever slept with is invited to a banquet where you are the guest of honor.
No one will be in attendance except you, the collection of your former lovers and the caterers.
After the meal, you're asked to give a 15-minute speech to the assembly. What do you,
you talk about? Well, the thing I always think about with this question is what is the likelihood
that the people at this banquet are going to recognize why they are there? That's never said in the
question. So I think some people hear that question and they assume they have been asked to this
event for this reason. And they're coming because they are part of this sort of weird
sorority or whatever. And then some people imagine the people are just there. They don't know
why they've been asked. They don't know what their reason, like what the relationship is to each other.
And that's usually how I think of it, that the people in this room, they don't know why they're there.
If they know each other, it's by chance and they happen to know each other in life.
So I think I would probably give a speech where I would kind of go over the trajectory of my life and discuss all of the things about the past that I regret.
And I feel like by doing that, it would somehow connect with every person there.
You're with your parents in the honesty room.
You can ask them any question.
They'll give you an honest answer.
What do you ask them?
Well, my dad is dead now.
My mom is very old.
And you know, what's interesting about that is at one point, I interviewed my parents,
just because I thought, I'm just going to ask them about their life, you know.
So I just put a tape recorder on and I asked my parents questions.
My dad loved this.
My dad talked about every detail of his life.
My mom was like interviewing Tom York.
Like she didn't want to say anything.
Like she did not want to give me a response to anything.
You know, the simplest questions.
I guess what I would ask them is like it's sort of a, I guess, a narcissistic question.
I would ask them, are you proud of me?
Are you happy with the person I turned out to be?
Because that's very important to me.
And I know they would never give me a real answer on that.
I'll always wonder that, you know?
Did they think you were cooler than Billy Joel?
Well, my parents wouldn't know who Billy Joel is.
So probably, yes.
I guess I don't really care if my parents think I was cool.
My fear always was that, you know, the difference between my life and my parents' life and their experience,
I can't prove this, but I think it's probably greater than most writers.
I mean, it's like due to the age of my parents, kind of the level of
poverty they grew up in. The fact that we were in such a rural place, they've never totally understood
anything about my career. I kind of hope they haven't read my books, but even if they have,
I don't think it would make any sense to them. Maybe the novel downtown owl might, but none of
the other ones. But yet they can also see how other people react to me. They have a sense that somehow
that I did okay or whatever, I would like to know if they feel like I made them proud or
or if it's embarrassing, you know, that I ended up this, you know, that ended up becoming the person I am.
So that's probably what I would ask them.
I know which answer I would bet on.
Crypto, does it represent the final break with the 1990s?
Well, shouldn't that be something I should be asking you about?
Because it's like, to me, cryptocurrency, I didn't know anything about it.
So I was like, well, I should kind of look into this just to understand.
And it's very difficult to understand as far as I can tell.
But I came across something, an idea that I'm wondering what you will say as an economist.
So my assumption always was that cryptocurrency, in some ways, was like, we're breaking away from
the way money used to be.
And there's a real opportunity to make a lot of money in this.
Like this is kind of a Wild West scenario.
But I came across some information that seems to suggest that for someone like me, it might be smart to look at kind of cryptocurrency.
as like a safety net?
Because in fear that the U.S. economy collapses or the world economy collapses, I mean,
is there any value in looking at cryptocurrency not as like this radical change, but as like a backup?
Early crypto prices are very countercyclical. They're like gold once had been. In more recent times,
crypto prices have become highly cyclical. That is, they move with everything else.
Now, what would happen if a big part of the world collapsed? I would say we don't know.
know. I suspect some small percentage of your portfolio should in fact be in crypto just because it
helps you diversify. I mean, I see the world as follows. Every decade to me is super weird,
but the 1980s and 90s pretended they weren't weird. The 80s pretended to be good versus evil.
The 90s pretended that good one. But when crypto comes and persists, you have to drop all pretense
that the age you're living in isn't totally weird. You have internet crypto and everyone just admits,
Like right now everything's weird.
And that to me is the fun mental break with the 1990s.
Because everyone pretended most things were normal.
And that like Seinfeld was your dose of weird, right?
Jason Alexander.
That's like a very manageable weird.
Oh, absolutely.
Some guy in an apartment in New York City cracking sarcastic jokes like whoopty-do.
The 90s, there was not the sense that culture was unraveling, which I think is a common feeling now, that crisis is not unmanageable.
Well, I mean, okay, so I have a financial advisor.
And he always wants me to take more risks.
But I always have this fear that, like, at some point, the way the economy of the United
States works, it could just sort of collapse.
And he always tells me it's like, well, if that's your concern, it's like, it's a concern
for everybody.
You can't build that into your portfolio, the idea of what happens if there's like just a
catastrophic end to capitalism.
But as an economist, what is the likelihood of the way our economy?
is built just completely hemorrhaging and falling apart.
Like, would you say there's a 2% chance of that, a 20% chance of that?
Is it always 50-50?
I don't think economists are especially able to judge that.
I am mostly optimistic and the biggest risks I worry about are at the level of international
peace.
China, Taiwan, Russia, Ukraine, right?
Big problems that I'm sure I don't understand, but I'm not sure they're going
to work out well.
I used to think, like, the countercyclical asset was to have a second residence
or savings in some other country.
But increasingly, I'm wondering if the countercyclical asset isn't the United States
and you're already, in a sense, over-invested in it.
Maybe it's parts of Florida or the countercyclical asset.
Wouldn't that be weird?
How about North Dakota even?
Not impossible, right?
Like buying land, you're saying?
There's fracking, climate change.
It could become warmer, all the better for agriculture.
I know there's nuclear silos there, but I don't really think anyone's going to attack.
You can have cheap hobbies, watch basketball, enjoy the Internet,
listen to your music till you die.
So my guess is you're more invested in the countercyclical assets than your advisor thinks.
And then you think, which does mean you can take more risk.
It's the person who lives, say, in Singapore, where if China becomes a truly dominant
Pacific power might start feeling they're screwed, they're the ones that have a hard time
truly diversifying.
You don't.
Yeah, I mean, it might be, though, just like what your personality is like.
Like, there's a certain kind of personality whose goal seems to make more money.
and my personality is like, don't lose the money you've made.
I seem so lucky to have had the things work out the way they have.
That my fear always is that in the end, I'm going to have nothing again.
That somehow I'm going to have put all this time in and done all of these things
to sort of accumulate this wealth that seemed absolutely unfathable to me for most of my life,
but somehow I'm going to end up exactly the way I started.
It's not going to happen unless you blow it through some kind of weird addiction.
But I would say like high quality real estate and cheap hobbies.
And I'm sure you have at least one of those right now.
Probably both are the best edges.
You've got them.
Take more risk.
Okay.
Okay.
And your human capital, right?
No one can touch that short of you destroying yourself or just dying.
And the more money you spend, like spending money is insuring against an early death.
Because if I hit 96 years old and I'm broke, I'm like, oh my goodness, I made it to 96.
I can at least read Wikipedia every day.
This is still pretty awesome.
Do you have kids?
Oh, you did.
Yeah, she's a huge fan of yours.
And she just had a daughter, baby girl, beautiful.
I can enjoy her for free.
I'm kind of hedged.
The real risk is premature death in my view.
So you want to do things that are fun now.
So if you like die when you're 63, you still will feel, you know, I got my stuff in,
whatever that's going to be.
And I bet you do that.
Well, that's an interesting way to look at it, I guess.
But I don't know if I look at it that way, but 63.
So I'm 14 years away.
from that or whatever. Do I even look 14 years ahead? I don't think I do. I feel like I am almost
trapped in this kind of perpetual now. It's hard for me to think about my life in the future,
but very easy to fix it in my life in the past. It probably means you should take more risk.
If you just told safe assets and we have above average inflation, you get hammered, right?
So you lose compound returns every year. That accumulates real estate.
equities, you at least have a chance of outrunning the demon, so to speak. And you can always
earn more. That's another great thing about being in your position. Until you're senile, you can supply
more labor, earn more, give talks, write more books, but, you know, consult, teach, whatever you want
to do. You're golden. Well, we'll see. We'll see. We will see. That brings me to my final
question. But first, I'd like to just plug Shuck's book, The 90s. On the cover, it's called
The 90s a book. I promise you it is a book. You turn to the inside. It's. It's a book. You turn to the inside.
It's just the 90s.
This is an excellent, fascinating book about the 90s, a decade, which also I will recommend.
But final question, what is it you will do next?
Oh, like what writing project is.
It doesn't have to be writing.
It could just be, I'm going to spend a year watching high school basketball or I'm going to, you know, listen to all my heavy metal records again.
Anything.
Your true project.
Huh.
The one you haven't told anyone about.
I haven't told anyone about.
I am just trying to appreciate the high likelihood that in some distant future, I will look back at this period of my life as the best period I had.
And I'm trying to stay conscious of that as it's happening.
Like my daughter is six.
And she still kind of likes me to like lay in bed with her and hold her hand before she falls asleep.
And sometimes, you know, that's kind of a drag or something I kind of want, you know, it's like,
look, last night, for example, I wanted to see what was going on in the football game.
And I was like, well, you know, but then another part of me is like, well, when I am dying and I'm
thinking about the moments in my life that mattered, it's probably going to be things like lying in
bed with my daughter and holding her hand in this kind of extraordinarily intimate situation, you know,
like we're so close to each other, both physically and intellectually, that if I could build a time machine,
on my deathbed, that's probably where I go back to.
So what I'm really trying to do now is try to be cognizant of the fact that all of the things
that I wanted in life, I've got them, but it's way beyond it.
Like, I don't know what you're supposed to do when your actual life has completely usurped
any dreams you had, but that's totally how it is.
Like I say, I used to read Spin Magazine in college.
So when I worked there in the early 2000s, all my friends from college was like, ah, you're
dream. You've realized your dream. And I was like, I never dream that when I was reading that
magazine. I knew somebody wrote it, but I didn't think that I could get that job. I was always thinking
if I wrote one book in my life, that would be amazing. But now I've written 12. So it's sort of like,
why doesn't that make me completely happy? Why am I not completely satisfied by the fact that everything
that I was hoping for has not only happened, but happened many times over? Because it doesn't.
It's like in some fundamental way, you stay the same.
And in some ways, I feel the same as I did 30 years ago, even though my life then I would never want to really revisit, except maybe on a vacation.
But I wouldn't want to re-experience or whatever.
So that's not really an answer to the question.
But I guess the answer is that I'm almost not thinking about what's next.
Like, I'm trying to think about what I'm doing now and failing.
There's an old 17th century French saying I'm quite fond of.
And it goes something like, things are never.
as good or as bad as they seem.
It's true.
Hey, I wanted to ask you something.
Yeah, sure.
Before I did this podcast, I wanted to kind of, you know, so I listened to your podcast with Zizek.
Oh, yeah, that was hilarious.
Are you friends with him?
It sure seemed like it in that, like, and if you are, what is it like to be with him when
he is not in a performative scenario?
I met him at that event.
I had a breakfast with him.
It was like the day before the talk.
He and I hit it off very well.
Yeah.
and just spent like three, four hours going crazy, talking at each other.
So we became friendly, but hadn't met before.
There's only one mode of engaging with him.
And for me, it was fun because he's one of the few people I've met.
You can ask him a question about anything and whether or not you agree, and often I don't.
But he has an intelligent, informed answer immediately on tap, full of detail, and he can run with it.
And a lot of times it's interesting.
Yeah, it's always interesting.
Although I think one thing that over time I have come to realize is that a lot of
A lot of his responses to things are always kind of driving back to some of these things he likes to think about.
Yes.
But like you probably saw this.
Like you recently like reviewed the Matrix movie, the new Matrix movie.
It was this really good review.
And then at the end he's like, also I have not seen the Matrix.
And that proves my point kind of.
And I was like, well, in a way it does.
It's like in a strange way, the epitome that you can look at something and have it only mean things outside of itself.
So much so, you don't even have to look at the thing itself.
I think he's underrated.
I mean, he has his cult followers, and presumably a lot of them overrate him.
But a lot of serious people don't think of him as a force.
Is as a person, truly a force, in a way not actually that many thinkers are.
So I'm a big fan, even though I really don't agree that much with him.
So am I.
But like the underrated, overrated thing, it's hard to kind of place on him.
Because in a sense, his notoriety for what he does completely goes beyond.
the vast majority of people who are like philosophers or whatever, right?
So in that sense, if you go from an individual's maybe importance to their field relative
to their notoriety in that field, I think he might be at the top of that.
Like, you know, it's just not many people, I think Cornell West maybe or whatever.
It's like you find a few people who are philosophers who are famous.
But in terms of his ideas themselves, they could be underrated because I think that his notoriety
is very often used against him.
And the fact that he'll talk about Titanic or whatever in this kind of very commercial way
builds in this assumption that these ideas must not be really meaningful as much as
they are like attention grabbing.
In some weird way, he's a little bit like Evandondo of the Lemonheads, where like
Evan Dondo of the Lemonheads was making records that people kind of made fun of and didn't
take seriously because he was so kind of overtly handsome.
Like he was good looking in an obvious way.
So there was this assumption, particularly at that time in the 90s, that if you were just like a kind of a conventionally good looking or kind of banal good looks or whatever, that made people look at his songwriting as like, kind of meaningless.
But now we go back and listen to him as a songwriter.
It's like, oh, but he was real good.
Like he was better than most.
It was like, we thought he was bad because he was handsome.
I think sometimes people think that Zizak is foolish because he's famous.
but that's not necessarily true.
His best side, I think, is his Hegelian side
when he insists that truth is to be found
in the reconciliation of diametrically opposing ideas.
And then I think he's quite good.
If he gets too wrapped up into Marx
or some of the heavier continental stuff,
sometimes I just think he is drifting.
But yeah, it's also amazing when you're with him.
How he uses his body is such an integral part
of how he thinks and talks.
And a lot of us aren't used to that.
So he sort of is hurling his whole body at you all the time and how he moves is part of his thought.
And that's a funny notion.
But I think you need to meet him to grasp him.
I mean, physicality is part of charisma.
Of course.
It's like charisma is a real thing.
And in a way, I think sometimes we put charisma into a category kind of like grit or like authenticity or something.
It's like, well, it's a thing that we throw at people when we write about them.
And it's just sort of this kind of imaginary construct.
But I have found over and over again that charisma is one of the realestine.
things in the experience of being alive.
That there are people who are different when you're around them than they are when you
see them on a screen or you read them and it changes everything.
And then there are some people who can transmit that charisma through the screen or
through the page.
And in some ways, it's just like the most attractive quality a performer can have.
You know, and the most desirable.
I guess I said like voice is the most important part of writing.
There's also like a voice to his identity.
just his being.
He's an athlete in a funny way.
Yes.
But what's weird is even the things that we're saying about him
and could be used as evidence for the criticisms of him.
It's like here I am talking about how I like this philosopher
and I'm kind of bogged down on the fact that he has charisma
that can break through a TV screen or whatever.
You know, that's not philosophy, right?
I always think when I write stuff, it's like, my goal is to be as accessible as possible.
Like my self-editing is constantly making sentences straighter and more simple and more clear.
But then you can become accessible to a fault where it looks easy to some people and it also seems obvious to people because it hits someone so directly that they assume that they thought that themselves, which in some way is the weird goal to make the person feel like they're writing the book as they read it.
But if you succeed at that goal, they're going to think you're a bad writer.
It's strange.
And you might like the book last, you know, years from now also.
Like, are you writing for your current self, your future self, even your past self you might write for?
And you've written about this issue yourself, as you well know.
True.
Anyway, it's been great chatting with you.
Again, Chuck Klosterman, the 90s, a book.
Yeah, I should probably tell you my name is actually pronounced Klosterman.
Oh, apologies.
Chuck Closterman.
But I hate telling people that because there's no oomelot over it.
I don't care.
But it's like my dad used to always say, like, well, you should tell people to pronounce your name right.
But like my son, he now goes by Klosterman.
It's really funny.
He's eight, but he's made the decision.
And you know what?
He's totally right.
Like, I've spent all this time telling people on radio hosts and stuff like that.
It's like, oh, just so you know, I don't really care, but my name is Kloosterman.
Well, if I don't care, why am I telling people?
But I just feel this obligation to do it.
I felt obligated to tell you, even though if anybody now realizes you mispronounce my name, they've listened to an hour and a half of a podcast.
It's like, what do they care now?
It's like, you know.
I face the Cowan-Cohen issue, and it's Cowan.
Oh.
People think it's Cohen.
That's what I thought.
But it's Irish Cowan.
But I'd let people say Cohen.
Oh, whatever, you know.
I guess it's strange thing about names.
It's like the most and least important thing about you.
It really is.
It's like you have a baby and you're coming up with its name.
And any name can work.
And yet the thing you do name it is going to be the one thing that's going to follow that person
for the totality of their life.
You know, it means nothing.
It's just a collection.
It could name your.
kid stick, it'd be fine. If my name was Stick, Closterman, nothing about me would probably be different.
And then part of me is like, or would it? If I had went by Charles Closterman, that would be different.
Chuck Closterman? Would I be taken more seriously? I don't know. Would I be seen differently?
Because Chuck makes it seem like, you know, I just kind of came off the football field or whatever.
It's like, I don't know. I have no idea if my life would be different if I had gone by Charles or if I'd gone by Charlie, would I be more playful?
It's often the combination of names that matters.
Like in my case, Tyler and Cowan, they're not rare, but sort of together, you just don't find them much.
So if someone combines the two, I figure they're close enough.
They could even call me Tyrone Cowan.
And it's like, well, you know, someone will think it's me.
Tyler seems like a more modern name.
Like when I only knew your name, I did assume you were younger.
I was the only Tyler in my day, like the only one.
Henry Kissinger's dog was named Tyler.
There was no other kid named Tyler.
Now it's one of the more common names.
Was that the reason you were named Tyler because of Kissinger's dog?
My father really wanted to name me Tyrone because of Tyrone Power, the movie star, whom he liked.
And my mother thought that was crazy.
And she insisted it being sort of knocked down to Tyler.
And they compromised on Tyler.
Hmm.
That's the story.
Yeah, it worked out.
Worked out, yeah.
My parents wanted to name me Fred, Frederick.
But my sister, who was three years older, couldn't say Fred.
She said, Fwed.
And even though she was only three, for some reason my parents were like, that will be a problem.
So then they named me Charles.
But, you know, I always think if I had been named Freddie, I'd been like Freddie Closterman,
somehow it makes me seem like I would get ahead of a career as a con artist or something like where I was like trickier, yeah.
Freddy is like a horror movie name.
I think you don't want to be a Freddie.
Well, now, only if it's a Y.
Now if somebody has a Y at the end.
But if it's F, F, R-E-D-D-I-E, that doesn't really seem like a horror movie thing.
On YouTube, it's all Freddie, right?
Yeah, I don't know.
It's like, when did it become more common to spell the word John, J-O-N, than J-O-H-N?
Sure seems like that.
I mean, I realize there are J-O-N John's throughout time.
But when I was a kid, every John was J-O-H-N.
Now, was that because I came from a place where everybody was Catholic and Lutheran?
Is J-O-N often used, I mean, it seems like a lot of Jewish guys named John often have J-O-N, but just younger people.
Now it seems like J-O-N is more common than J-O-H-N.
I don't know when that happened.
I think a key thing for your kid, you want your kid to be Googlable if you have any faith in them at all, right?
So you don't think they'll be a convicted criminal, in which case you want them not to be Googlable.
But if your kid's John Smith, like, who can find them?
Say you want to hire John Smith.
You want to get a date with John Smith.
You Google John Smith.
You're screwed.
Well, I think wouldn't it always be an advantage to be ungoogable, though, to have the inability for
someone to find you easily? Because once they meet you, they'll be able to find you. They'll
know other things about you. If all they know is your name, I think it would be better if you're
unfindable. That's all they know. Look, it's clearly better for you that you're findable. Someone
types your name into Amazon search, right? Your actual books come up. Same for me. More and more
areas are becoming like what we do. You don't have to be a writer, but someone hears about you and they
might want to offer you something. If you want to cooperate with people, on average more than you want to
run away from them, you want your kid's name to be Googlable.
Well, that's a good argument, I guess. That's a good argument against anonymity. That could be a
book title, against anonymity. Seems like that would sell now. You know, it's like, David Brin
wrote a book like that called The Transparent Society. I think he overlooked some of the costs to that.
But, again, at least for your kid, you want to assume, on average, your kid will be successful
like you've been. And on average, that's a pretty good guess. Well, I hope you're right about
that. You know, I hope you are. I hope people are Googling him in a positive way.
You know, your kids will have your talents on average and the talents of other parents, and that's good.
But it really is on average, though.
There's seven kids in my family.
And there are strong similarities kind of visually or our use of our hands when we talk and maybe our fundamental ideas about like money and safety and spirituality and stuff.
But skills wise, like it's pretty disconnected.
I think that on average, of course, what you're saying is true.
But I wonder, I have two kids and I'm shocked by how different they are.
You know, it seems like they should be more similar than they are.
They have the same parents.
They're having the exact same experience.
So I don't know.
But you compare them to other kids, right?
Then they look a lot more similar.
Yes.
But the way they interact with other kids is really the key difference.
Like, that is how they seem different to me.
The way they view sort of how they operate in society.
and what they want from other people
and what they want from friendships
and what they want from themselves.
I mean, what I'm saying is that like,
it's not like they're so diametrically different.
I can't believe they're brother and sister.
But they're also playing niche strategies within the family
and they'll become more similar as the age.
Absolutely.
The genes will matter more.
That's absolutely true.
The niche strategies will matter less.
I mean, definitely having kids does seemingly solve the nature versus nature thing.
It seems like nature.
Like, it really seems obvious.
But you can't tell that to somebody because now to say that somehow seems like, I don't know, they think you're a eugenicist or something.
Like you're somehow claiming that like the experience of society doesn't matter.
But I think the experience in society generally makes people more similar.
It's their nature that makes them different.
And their peers may matter more than the direct environment of their parents, especially over time.
Not at age six, but at age 14 for sure.
I think even now to some degree, more than I would have liked.
Anyway, it's been wonderful.
Oh yeah, thanks for having me on.
I really appreciate it.
It was interesting conversation.
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