Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 105 - The Phantom Of The Copyright

Episode Date: June 30, 2015

Jesse and Crendor discover their innate ability to update and ruin classic musicals. Also THE WATCHER!!!!

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It is the worst. Half a month to a month. I'm not fully over it yet, but I'm back. So, that's good news. And we made a change to the Patreon because I know a lot of people were like, not enough podcasts. So now it's per podcast episode. Yeah, and if you want to cap off how much

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You're a robot, Woppy. You have no feelings. Get back to work. That is what they all say. But we're back. So, my goodness gracious, last night saw phantom of the opera yes and it was a revival renewal something like it was a restaging of it so it's all the same songs but they restaged it and made it a little bit different so so i look i don't i couldn't tell you i couldn't tell you at all all i know is the people i went with were like they didn't have this and this costume was different and this happened and this

happened differently and this song had a different lyric in it so it's like if you were to read a book and then watch a movie about yes yeah but it was the same thing i mean all the songs were the same but it was like a different version of it so it it was like a new updated version. And so I had the epiphany after it was over, I should just keep making more modern versions of musicals. Like take Phantom, for example, and change it completely. So I don't know if you know the story of Phantom and the opera, but let me just sum it up for you real quick. Okay.

Ugly dude lives in basement of opera. Uh-huh. Trains beautiful girl to become star singer when she finally becomes star singer everyone notices her he gets super mad tries to bang the girl she freaks out runs away into the arms of another guy and then the dude gets angry and tries to kill everyone end of story oh all right so my version is Friend Zone the musical. And so in my story, it takes place in a high school. Look, it's going to sell really, really well.

It takes place in a high school in the musical theater department of a high school. And so the main characters are a cheerleader and her boyfriend. The cheerleader is also the lead in the play every year. Yes. And then this young girl who, let's say she's now a sophomore. All right. And all through ninth grade, she was being trained by a secret tutor to become a very good singer. All right. And so she ends up getting the lead in the musical,

which very much angers the senior girl cheerleader and her boyfriend who have been doing it forever. Right. And then because she gets the lead in the musical, the boys she's always liked, who she's known since they were very, very young, finally notices her and likes her too. All right. Well, this draws the ire of the ugly kid who's been tutoring her all these years secretly after school.

And he's like, oh oh i made your voice and i made you why don't you love me and she's like what i can't you're so hideous and so that's what she tells him because yeah he's so ugly and then it's friendzone the musical it's basically the same premise except it's friendzone the musical that's what I realized walking out of Phantom. That's the premise of that musical. The dude loves her so much and she super friendzones him. And he's like, and then when she finally kisses him at the end, he has a massive orgasm.

I don't know what the hell the stage directions were, but last night was so funny. At the end, she's like, you poor pitiful soul. And she kisses him and the Phantom like jizzes on stage. it was so it was like and like collapses in her arms like from a kiss and so yeah and so she kisses him and then she leaves him to go off with the other guy and then he vanishes like so in the end she ends up with

the guy she wanted to be with anyway and the friend zone nerdy ugly dudes like whoosh i'm gone yep well half of what you described first is sounds like high school musical the disney yeah but this is this is friend zone the musical yeah but like are you saying that high school musical is based off phantom the opera i've never seen seen High School Musical. Well, it's like, it's the Disney version, and there's no ugly people. Well, that's not how this works. Yeah, well, that's the kicker. That's the screw in the old haystack, you know? Well, maybe it's like movie ugly.

Like, she has glasses. What an uggo. You know, like that. Movie ugly. Where they take off the glasses, and suddenly she's automatically beautiful and everyone's like, oh my god. Unbelievable. I never even thought that was the same person.

Yeah, her hair's up in a bun and she has glasses and she's movie ugly. Yeah. That's like this guy. He's very, very handsome, but he has like a scar on his face. Like a little tiny scar. It's acne scars. Yeah, like Tyrion Lannister. Like a little, like he's not. That's acne scars. Yeah, like Tyrion Lannister. It's not bad.

But, you know, it's movie ugly. Yeah, I got you. So I had this idea. We could do it with all sorts of musicals. Like Cats. Cats is just a musical about a retirement home. Oh, shit.

Yeah, it's just about a retirement home and old people thinking back about their lives. Yeah, I like that. I'd watch that. And what other musicals are there? All right. Annie. Annie can be about two. All right, let's break it down.

All right, so Annie, young girl, gets adopted by rich dude. Yeah. What if we replace the girl? So it's kind of like the rags to riches. What if we replace the girl with a dog? Oh. And it's not an orphanage.

It's a pound. Oh, shit. And the dog gets adopted by a rich old man and teaches him how to love. I like it. It's like Air Bud, but without the sports. rich old man and teaches him how to love. I like it. It's like Air Bud, but without the sports. No, we add the sports into it. Yeah.

We make the sports part of it. So in the end, the dog, instead of dancing, becomes a basketball player. We're very good at this. We are very good at this. And we don't even need a major athlete to talk to the dog. We get some mediocre athlete Yeah, oh, and here's the best part. We keep all the songs all the songs are the same yeah Yep, so the dogs like oh

But we toot we tune off like one key So it's like it's a hard knock life for us so that we get copyright perfect perfect Uh-huh, uh what are the musicals are there there is? for us so that we don't get copyright. Perfect. Perfect. Uh-huh. What other musicals are there? There is... Oh, my God. And then, instead of It's a Hard Knock Life, he'll be like, It's a Hard Woof Life.

That'll help the copyright. That would. It'll add some, like, dog elements. You're so good. I know. You're so good at this. All right. What about Miss Saigon is about all you need to know about miss saigon is

is it's two hours of gibberish followed by a helicopter leaving the stage oh okay there's a helicopter this is a helicopter lands on the stage it's pretty cool other than that it's kind of like um what about uh that that one's like the... Oh, I know how we make that one better. What? Miss Saigon is in the world of cars. The world of cars. So, you know, like the Pixar movies?

Yeah, I know. They're all cars. The best part of that musical was the helicopter. Now they're all cars. Yeah, so why not take the best part and just add it to everything? Yep, perfect. So why not take the best part and just add it to everything? Yep. Perfect.

What about Wicked? In Wicked, let's see. I got it. In Wicked, there are two sisters, but one is given the power of ice and the other sets off to find her in the mountains to bring her sister back. Right. other sets off to find her in the mountains to bring her sister back right and along with a helpful snowman and a guy who may or may not have good intentions yes and a reindeer they go to save her from herself i like it boom where does we're making money now uh how about uh les miserables okay okay all russell crowe all the time i like it that's it and he's he can leave he plays every character yeah he plays every character and in the end we find out he's in an insane asylum and it's all in his head. And it's the year 1984.

Wasn't that Leonardo DiCaprio? Same thing. Doesn't matter. Same thing. Great movie. It fooled me. Great movie. Great movie.

Great movie, Leo. Great movie. See? We're so smart. We are. All right. What about Mary Poppins? Okay.

Mary Poppins? Mm-hmm. We make everything animated now but the penguins. Oh. I love it. The penguinspins. Okay. Mary Poppins? Mm-hmm. We make everything animated now but the penguins. Ugh. I love it. The penguins are real. Yeah, and nobody will expect it. Nope. They'll come just for the penguins.

And everyone has bad British accents. Yeah. Like fake British accents. Oh, super fake. Like American and British. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Arrow governor!

Wah, wah, wah, wah! Yeah. And then all the British people will go to it Just to make fun of it and be disgusted by it And be like, I went and saw that It was just the worst, but they'll still go see it Oh, the penguins are played by the penguins from Madagascar Done

Yeah Alright, alright, alright, uh, Fiddler on the Roof Okay, okay, what if The Fiddler The story is about the fiddle now. The fiddle can talk. Yes. And all the humans are silent.

So the house talks, the fiddle talks, right? A Jewish fiddle. Oh, yeah. He's like, oy vey, fiddle me. Yeah. Yeah. We're so good at this. We're so good.

All right. Just a few more. A few more. All right. Then we're so good at this. We're so good. All right. Just a few more. A few more. And then we're West Side Story. Okay. West Side Story is about real sharks versus real jets. Oh, shit. Yep.

And it's an action film now. We keep the songs. We keep the songs. Yeah. The sharks are like, I want to live in America. Right? Yeah. And they're swimming to America.

Yeah. They're swimming to America with the sharks. Yeah. They're swimming to America. Yeah, they're swimming to America with the sharks. And the jets are like, you know, jets. And they fly around and bomb the sharks. Yeah. They're trying to stop them from getting to America. Yeah. They're like dropping bombs on them.

That makes total sense. Yeah. Yeah. It's a love story between a shark and a jet. Yeah. And in the end, there's a 15-minute hardcore sex scene between a shark and a jet. Don't ask how that's done. It is super hardcore, and you know what's happening.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Wait, is Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory a musical? I mean, it could be. They listed on your musicals. But I don't think we should ever change that. Yeah, I don't think you could either. It's got everything already.

The original Willy Wonka is amazing. The new one is garbage. The original one is phenomenal. So we leave it as is. You got the fat kid eating stuff and then he eats too much. Yeah, you got the girl who turns into a blueberry. Yeah, you got the little midget Oompa Loompas. You got Veruca Salt.

Like all my favorite character. These are things that we would add to something. They've already added it. Yeah, they have everything perfect. Yeah. Daddy, I want it now. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries. That's perfect.

You don't mess with it. You don't mess with it. You don't mess with it. The Sound of Music. That's a classic. Oh, The Sound of Music is about a nun who develops a ray gun that shoots sound waves at Nazis, and she fights the Nazis in a resistance. Oh, man.

With a team of murderous assassins called the Von Trapp Children. And they take out the Nazis after the Nazis start dancing to the sound gun. Yeah, yeah. And in the end, they kill Hitler. Yeah. Yeah. And they sing a song like yeah. And in the end, they kill Hitler. Yeah. Yeah, and they sing a song like, So long, farewell, as they murder Hitler. Auf Wiedersehen, Adieu.

And he's like, Oh, no, you killed me. Perfect. I think we've done the Lord's work here today. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So I guess that brings us to Chopping Up the Sky, the crendor, crendor. How's that traffic out there? Hold on.

I wanted to refer to this thing. Nope. Too late. Oh, damn. Too late. Wait. What are we going to refer to? I was going to refer to Yellow Star Gate, which is this card I got at E3, June 19th

to the 21st in Southern California. So last weekend, I had three days of music, camping, ceremonies, workshops, artists and vendors, food and dance. What the shit are you talking about? Now, it says, take a vacation from the known and come adventure with us

in an interactive playscape crafted to offer a fun, safe, diverse festival experience. We will gather to enjoy each other through ceremony music dancing workshops and love during the summer solstice. What

the shit are you talking about? William Close and the Earth Harp Collective and the Dogon Lights are gonna be there. Is this just something someone gave you? Yeah, like we were walking out of E3 and this guy's like, here you go. Like those people hand out the cards and stuff.

Uh-huh. So, get out of here, Mosquito! Uh, Whitney, uh-huh. Uh, you know. You got all these great things. Hendy Fool and the three Rockeflerians. TV Broken and Third Eye Open.

Terracuma. Blooming Fire. You know? Diggy River. The fan favorite Diggy River. And Gumbo from Venus. All these guys are going to be there. Guys and gals.

This happened last week though, so it's... I gotta google this. I gotta make sure this is... Yellow Star. Guys are gonna be there. Guys and gals. This happened last week, though, so it's... Yeah! I gotta Google this. I gotta make sure this is... Yellow Star... Gate. I just wanna see what it is. We could've been doing the traffic right now. Instead, we are Googling Yellow Star...

Festival. Festival. That's just a bunch of, like... The Google images are just... The cards. i almost feel like this is a cult all right no here it is what the shit is this well all right now i gotta look it up too damn it all right look i i all in this i all in all in okay look at this thing look at these pictures wait this is blue stargate. Yeah but it's yellow Stargate 2015.

But why is it called blue Stargate? I don't know! What? I don't know. Blue Stargate was last year but I guess yellow Stargate's this year but it's the same thing. Why are all these people surrounding like a weird... what? I know! I don't get it! There's like a weird metal structure and they're all around it in like campers and RVs. Is this like the Area 51 like festival? All the art on this page is really weird. I know. Like shrimpy Incan Mayan people.

What the hell? I know. Oh my God. It's like they're worshiping WAPI. Uh-huh. I approve of this worship. I can like it on Facebook. I want to see their Facebook.

I don't understand. This is so weird. No, I didn't want to actually like it. You just did. Blue. They have a place called the Healing Container. I wonder how you do that. How do you go to the Healing Container? Healing container.

Yeah. Christine Anais Serpentine. Soulful is a place created by Christine Anais Serpentine. She first started this way to share her healing art and spread awareness to others by reflecting light and love and knowledge. She's accumulated and has turned into an art she practices in hope of healing others. Yeah. She's from San Diego. Right.

Sure. Christine applies various modalities from Western to Eastern traditions, such as deep tissue massage, Swedish massage, Thai, shiatsu, acupuncture, twee-na, astrology, dream work, animal totem medicine, spiritual healing, herbal remedies, mild hypnotherapy, and attuned to Reiki 1 and 2. Basically, she's just like, I'll throw something at you and hopefully it works. Yeah, and hopefully you can tie it together with some crazy shit.

Oh, no, it's all crazy shit. Ready to enter the Stargate. There's like a Christmas tree being absorbed by a spaceship. I don't, I don't know. And there's also the groove temple.

Oh, I want to go to the groove temple. Yeah. The groove temple. Erica Winterhaler, PhD is a soul energy inspirationalist. I need that to be on my Twitter profile now.

Soul energy inspirationalist. That's what he got his PhD in. She practices as a holistic doctor and spiritual catalyst to uplift you into the wisdom of your soul. What the shit does that mean? I don't know.

I don't think they know what it means the result is self-esteem and radical self-empowerment creating a change in one's beauty and order i love how on their facebook some guys like hello friends do you know if there will be a water source out there for drinking water or should we bring enough water for ourselves i know you go out there to die and someone's's like, we're going to have drinking water, but it gets hot here. I think if you can bring more than enough water for yourself, it would be great.

We'll explore the interconnectedness with all of life as we furrow into the deep, rich magical lands of our being to openly hearted sink into our natural bio rhythm. Yep.

Yeah. Yep. Exactly. So glad you brought this up, buddy. Yeah. Well, I had,

I got the card and I was like, Hey, I got the card and you were like, save it for a podcast. You probably don't even remember. Cause you were like in a fever dream. I was in a fever dream that day. Yeah.

What is YSG? What is it? Sounds like something you don't want to put in your Chinese food. It does. No more YSG. It's freaking my kidneys out, man. All right. Well, I guess now we can go to traffic?

Yeah, now we can. Now that we're spiritually cleansed. All right. Jump, jump job seven. But how's it going? Oh, mosquitoes, get out of here. Hey, how's it going? I'm up here in the chop-a-cop-a-seven-a-scop-a-cop-a-dip-doo.

And right now we're flying through. I look down and I do see that Cole Garland's down there. And he's at the blue yellow stargate festival uh looks like he did bring his water that's good because i don't think they had enough for everybody uh then if you look on the 405 down at uh charlotte florida new jersey uh you're gonna see some backup and that's really gonna really halt your uh your stargate experience if you're going to see some backup, and that's really going to halt your Stargate experience if you're flying by spaceship. I believe that Eric Jensen is flying by spaceship.

I may have also already mentioned Eric Jensen's name, but you know what? That's your lucky day. You've got to mention twice. You've got to mention twice if you did, unless I didn't, in which case, I'm sorry. I thought I did, but I don't, in which case, I'm sorry, I thought I did. But, uh, I don't even know where I am anymore. Who am I? The Stargate, man.

Whoa, maybe I am the Stargate. Back to you. Thanks, Grendor. Now let's go over to the weather desk. Grendor, how's that weather? Weather's crazy. I don't actually know what the weather is. I just said that for no reason. It could be not crazy. It could be not crazy. I don't actually know what the weather is. I just said that for no reason. It could be not crazy.

It could be not crazy. And I don't feel like doing it, so here's Woppy. Woppy activated. Alright, let's go type something into him. Uh huh. Uh... 9-4-1-0-3. San Francisco, California. Uh, okay, three, San Francisco, California. Okay, yeah. In San Francisco, California, 61 degrees Fahrenheit, partly cloudy, wind west 13 miles per hour, humidity 84%.

Tonight, 55 degrees fog late. Well, that's an ominOminous. Fog. Late. Yeah, it's got fog late. So, I mean, if you're in San Francisco, watch out for the fog. Watch out. The fog's going to be late. If you're waiting on that fog, you're going to be waiting for a while.

Thanks, Woppy. All right. And sports. Sports. Let's see. Sports news. The Golden State Warriors won the NBA Finals. That was like a week or two ago now.

Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup. Now we're just down to baseball. However, they did have the NBA and NHL drafts the other night. So if you were one of the really bad teams in the league, it gave you a little bit of hope. Just a tiny bit of hope. Yeah give you a little bit of hope. Just a tiny bit of hope. Yeah, just a tiny bit of hope. And, I mean, aside from that, we're down to baseball now.

Cubs and Cardinals are in a rain delay. And nobody cares. Yeah. Baseball. Baseball. All right. So what is our big news story of the day? I'm glad you asked.

Good. Because I'm going to ask you again. Do we have one? Hold on. Alright. I'm going to read some off for you. Oh my god. Okay. Alright. Wild goat chills with

kangaroos. Thinks he's part of the family. That's cute, but it's not a news story. Yeah. What's better than this dog at the drive-thru? Nothing. with kangaroos thinks he's part of the family that's cute but it's not a news story yeah uh what's better than this dog at the drive-thru nothing cute not a news story where are you at are you at like pet pet petsco website petco website uh no i'm on weird news uh necessarily weird those are just animals yeah it's just animals not weird uh let's see one in all caps it says bear cam is back god uh still animals still animals uh let's see runaway saw blade slices into truck barely misses driver. I mean, that's a good start.

Yeah, we're getting there now. We're getting there. Uh, let's see. Uh, that's animals. Canadian cops apologize for sordid chopper chatter. What? Well, I mean, Canadians always apologize.

There's no new story there. Yeah. They're known for apologizing. This is true. Uh, let's see. Family's no new story there. Yeah. They're known for apologizing. This is true. Uh, let's see. Family flees new house over creepy letters from The Watcher. Uh, yes, please! That's the one!

That is the one. Man, we hit the good ones now. There was also a naked couple arrested in booze-fueled joyride, and man who allegedly licked toad arrested for trespassing. That's because he was high on toad juice. He looks very high as well. All right, we need to learn about the Watcher.

Let's learn about the Watcher. It sounds terrifying, like a plot ripped straight out of a horror film, but for one family and their three young kids, the anonymous man who referred to himself as The Watcher and sent terrifying letters about the new house they moved into is decidedly real. A Westfield, New Jersey family has filed suit against the previous owners of the six-bedroom home they purchased for

$1.3 million, arguing in a court filing earlier this month that they knowingly and willfully failed to disclose the home's history. Namely, that it was the focus of the Watcher. Who's the Watcher? An individual with a mentally

disturbed fixation and claim to possession and or ownership of the home. Wait, so they don't think it's the former residents. They think it's some other dude. It's like the Phantom! It's full circle! Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. The first of the letters arrived on June 5th of 2014, less than a week after the family moved into the house, according to the Courthouse News. The letter informed the buyers their house has been subject wait has been the subject of my family for decades and that the writer had been put in charge of watching and waiting for its second coming what why are you here i will find out the letter read i asked the previous owners to bring me young blood once i know know their names, I will call to them and draw them

to sick me. To sick him? You mean seek? S-I-C. Okay. Wait, and then it's additional letters sent in the following months grew more threatening. I am pleased to

know your names now, and the name of the young blood you have brought to me. One allegedly said, Who has the bedrooms facing the street? I'll know as soon as you move in. It will help me to know who is in which bedroom. Then I can plan better. One letter asked, Have they found out what's in the walls yet? What?

When the alleged stalker's identity couldn't immediately be resolved by police, the family vacated the property and sued the prior owners. Our police department conducted an exhaustive investigation based on the factual circumstances and evidence available. Westfield Mayor Andy Skibdubski

told CBS2 at a town hall meeting on Tuesday the station said no charges had been filed in the case. They had a town hall meeting about the Watcher? Yeah. The couple attempted to sell the house multiple times, NewJersey.com reported, but the would-be buyers all backed out after learning of

the letters. The letters from the Watcher. The letters. Like, there's so many questions. Yeah, so wait, what happened? That's it. That's, whoa. Whoa, to the internet. To the so wait, what happened? That's it. That's, whoa, whoa, to the internet. To the internet. Now we gotta go to the internet.

The Watcher, New Jersey. This one says, the prosecutor's office advises anybody receiving disturbing letters to quickly call police. Yeah, they don't know who it is. Oh, shit. What? There's an article that says, What former FBI profilers, criminologists, are saying about the Westfield Watcher. Oh, shit. A watcher.

This very well could be someone who's in... Uh-oh, uh-oh. Ads are popping up. Hold on. This very well could be someone who's enjoying the impact they're having by terrifying strangers, This very well could be someone who's enjoying the impact they're having by terrifying strangers, said James Allen Fox, intern dean at the School of Criminology and Criminal Justice at Northeastern University in Boston. It makes them feel powerful. They get a thrill from it.

I mean, no shit. Yeah. If you're looking to terrorize people, why stick with one house? It makes you worry this person is mentally unstable and surely believes there's something about this house and in the walls and so forth. That sounds delusional. Or

No shit. Ghost. Yeah, or it is the Watcher and there's shit in the house. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. Wait, what? What?

My grandfather watched the house in the 1920s. My father watched the house in the 1960s. It is now my time. I have been put in charge of watching My father watched the house in the 1920s. My father watched the house in the 1960s. It is now my time. I have been put in charge of watching and waiting for its second coming. What second coming?

The houses? Yeah. You don't want to make the house unhappy. Do you need to fill the house with young blood I requested? I asked the previous owners to bring me young blood. What? Why don't they just set up a camera by where the letters are going? Or is it like in the mail?

Like are they just mailing the letter? This guy has issues, Navarro said. No shit. Like are they just saying, it sounds like a crazy person. This guy sounds wacko. Ten creepy quotes from The Watcher. Yeah.

Mm. All the windows and the doors in the house. Allow me to watch you and track you as you move through the house. It's not really creepy. I mean, that's sort of just a description of what he does. Yeah. Who has the rooms? You said this one already.

Yeah. Will the young bloods play in the basement? Uh, what? I'm pleased to know your names. You already said that one. What? Have they found what's in the walls yet? And now an ad's playing. Oh my god, I hate

websites. Oh my god, ads. I am in charge of the house. Ask the last owners to bring me blood. Really, these are quotes we've seen before. Yeah. Why are you here? I will find out. Really, nothing new.

He really only says the same things over and over again. Yeah. Well, that's fine. There's some theories on what it could be. Ooh. Yeah, what are the theories? They said, I live in a neighboring town. What are the theories?

They said, I live in a neighboring town. I've heard that the buyers want their money back and to maintain ownership of the home. If these letters have been happening for a while, there's no doubt in my mind that it would have been made public way before this. To me, this screams scam. This person says, ghosts don't write threatening letters. People that don't want the house occupied do. This person says, Someone wanting to buy the house for a lot less money scares the homeowners into selling cheap, then laugh all the way to the bank.

I mean, that makes sense. It does make sense. I prefer to think it's the Watcher. Yeah, I like to think it's the Watcher. And he's watching the house for its second coming. What does that even mean? All right, we've got to figure that out. What does that mean? I don't know. The second coming. What does that even mean? All right, we got to figure that out. What does that mean?

I don't know. The second coming of a house? What happened in his first coming? I mean, I don't know. All right. So let's say his grandfather watched the house, right? So that had to be the first coming. The Watcher?

No, it happened before his grandfather. Oh, yeah. And then he was like, all right, I got gotta watch the house because of this thing that happened. There was a movie in 2000 called The Watcher. What was it about? Um, it was about... David Alan Griffin is a cool killer. Time and time again, he chooses a female victim,

studies her for weeks till he knows her routine to the smallest details, makes meticulous preparations, using his forensic knowledge, to gain entry when she's quite alone. I mean, I guess that's it. Oh. Retired FBI special agent James Spader goes after who?

Who else is in this movie? Ernie Hudson, Marissa Tomei, and Keanu Reeves. Sounds like a great movie. Sounds amazing. Amazing movie. Sounds really good. Yeah.

Oh, my God. What if he's living in the house? Watching from the inside? Yeah. In the walls. That's what he says. He's in the walls. Oh, my God.

They got to take apart the walls. We really... I mean, they need to. They need to take apart the walls That's what he says He's in the walls Oh my god They gotta take apart the walls We really We I mean they need to They need to take apart the walls They have to Or just you know Gas it

Like it Sure yeah that too Put it in one of those Big like clown tents right Or take apart the walls Maybe If there's nothing in there Then you know it's just a crazy person

But if there is something in there Holy shit That'd be awesome That's what I'm saying. You gas the house, right? You fumigate it. You leave for a few days. You come back, and then you look in, and you take part of the walls. You just find, like,

a little dead, like, midget guy in the walls. Why does the watch have to be a midget? That's mean. How's he gonna live in the walls? Maybe he's really thin. Hmm. That's true. He could just be a very, very thin man. Or woman, no judgments.

Yeah. Oh, man, that'd be great. We need to do some research. We need to do some research on the Watcher, and we'll come back next episode. Yeah, next episode, we're going to come back. We're going to find out who this Watcher is. We need to know about the Watcher. And what's he doing?

He's been writing, he's writing letters for years and nothing's happened. Yes, so we need to find more about the watcher's letters. Yeah. Alright, so we'll do that next time. Thank you guys so much for watching. Oh my goodness, or listening. Look, uh,

whatever. Whatever. And as always, to be continued.