Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 108 - CoxCon Recap

Episode Date: August 13, 2015

Jesse and Crendor are back! Recapping the past week and their travels abroad, we learn of the Hugh Grant train man, Crendor's new favorite movie, and where the dead kings are.

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I had a lot of fun I had a lot of fun too That was my first time out of the United States Which is great, I love that fact And I got to experience it It was wonderful And you went to an English speaking country which is also very funny So you had a perfect time

You had a perfect time Tell us about it. I want to know your thoughts. What did you learn about merry old England? All right. First off, I learned that customs at the airport is either an amazing experience or a terrible experience. Yes. It just depends on who you get.

There's this one guy. He's like, what are you guys doing here? And they're like, I don't know. And he's like, sounds like terrorists. And then the guy we got was just like he's like sounds like terrorists and then the guy we don't know that he said that i don't know that he said that sounds like terrorists the guy we got was just like this he reminded me of like uh john oliver type guy except like even older and he's just like oh hello what are you doing and i'm like i make youtube videos and i'm here for a convention he's like that sounds like a jolly good time and he's like stamp that's that's i had that both ways

going in and leaving it was like like going in it was like hello what are you doing and i'm like uh i am here for a convention he's like all right stamp coming back in the states i walk up the guy's like what are you doing i'm like coming home he's like all right cool stamp like there was no there was zero conversation yeah that's kind of like yeah even coming back the one guy was like you bring anything with you i'm like uh it's like anything of value i'm like a headset and he's like and i just stamped yeah that's i i have never the only time i ever had any kind of customs problems when i came back from peru and i think they thought i was a drug mule like i came back from peru and they immediately pulled me aside with my bags and everything and like went through every part of the bag and i was like there's nothing in there guys it. It's just clothes. Clothes. And I didn't

have my computer on me. That's when I went to my dad to Machu Picchu. So it was literally just clothes and hiking clothes. So at that point, by the time they were looking through it, it was a bag full of sweaty clothes. And I was literally just like, guys, there's nothing in there you want to find.

He's a drug lord. They're like, we'll see about that. They had a dog. They had three. It was me in a room with multiple conveyor belts and scanners, right?

It was this huge room. So imagine at one time it was used for scanning multiple people. It was me, three guards, a dog, and like all these

security cameras focused right on me. It was so creepy and weird and I was convinced I was going to jail, but I knew I had done nothing wrong. And so, I think I told you this. One of the guys looked me up, and he

was like, Jesse Cox, have you ever been to Seattle? And I was like, I mean, yeah. He's like, well, it says here you committed a felony in Seattle. I was like, no, that is definitely not me. I have definitely not done that. He's like, really? Have you ever lived there? I was like, nope, I've never lived done that. He's like, really? Have you ever lived there? I was like, nope, I've never lived in Seattle.

He's like, well, it says here you did. I was like, I definitely have not. Whatever you're looking at, I definitely have not. He's like, you don't have any crimes you've been convicted of? I was like, nope. It was weird because I couldn't tell if he was trying to fish for information or if he was completely wrong. He's like, well, we'll see about that. He got his computer he was completely wrong.

He's like, well, we'll see about that. He got his computer and was typing away. And I was like, if you want, you can just Google me. I mean, I'm pretty sure that's all the answers you'll look for. And he's like, we'll see. Click, click, click, click, click, click. 20 minutes later, my dad was waiting outside. They wouldn't let him back in.

He got through customs. And he was like, where's my son? They're like, he'll be along shortly, sir. they could have killed me for all he knew yeah i finally came out 20 minutes later i was like well that was an experience like what they do is like i don't know i don't know what any of that was for when did they let you go were they just like all right he's good it's like after all that they all looked at each other and gave like a nod like he's cool and let me go And I was like we could have saved each other a lot of time here Like this is a giant waste of all of our time

You pulled two guys off the line Who were checking people into the country You could have just You could have just saved us all the trouble I'm sure a few actual drug mules Made it through in the time you were back here with me Whatever sure a few actual drug mules made it through in the time you were back here with me whatever uh yeah so my customs was fine that was first time i ever went through customs i was like oh

man what's this gonna be like it was okay and then uh so we we uh experienced the Cafe Nerd, or whatever it's called, their coffee. Cafe, oh, Cafe Nero? Yeah, Cafe Nerd. You were like, Cafe Nerd! It even looks like a D at the end. It is definitely an O. Cafe Nerd. Yeah, and so you had weird coffee. The minute you landed, you had weird coffee.

Yeah, I mean, it tasted like something I'd get at Starbucks. But it was English. But I mean, you know, I'm a connoisseur of coffee drinks, and it's all right. Oh, see, here's the problem. You didn't go to like, there's going to be a bunch of people who's like,

oh, that's not the coffee place to go to. There's going to be a bunch of people who said you should have gone to Pret, or I'm trying to think what the other one is with the Star. I don't remember what that one's called. The Star. I don't remember what that is.

Maybe that is Pret. It doesn't matter. There's a bunch of different ones, and everyone has their own, like, this is the best. And you're stupid for going to the other ones. It's silly. Thank God for Starbucks in America. You can only make coffee in so many ways.

Right? It's like, I'm not going to order, like, triple shot mocha wrap-a-frap dipped in butter or something. Thank God Starbucks destroyed all the competitive coffee chains because we don't have to compare. It's like, do you like Starbucks? Yes or no? That's it. We don't ask you after that. Yeah. And no one's ever like, oh, I don't want any Starbucks. No thanks. If I'm going

to Starbucks and I say, can I get you Starbucks? Most people would be like, yeah, sure. Yeah. So like everybody's either been accustomed to it or they go to like a hipster coffee shop, but that's like very rare yeah hipster coffee shops they pop up and then die instantly yeah because starbucks uh yeah so let's see that i drove on the wrong side of the road which was weird and creepy very weird very weird and uh let's see what did we do that day oh yeah that day we just like got to the place

then the next day we went to london that was cool you saw uh the dead kings i like how you explained during our panel you explained to people yeah i went and saw the dead kings and everyone was like what the shit is he talking about it is the dead kings yes we went to the abbey and he saw the dead kings yeah west minister abbey that's the thing yep that's exactly what it is

yeah they got all the dead kings they're just like this king was a giant he was six foot one yes if you have never been there the tape they give you when you walk around inside and see all the tombs and things is of Scar, Jeremy Irons from Lion King, basically guiding you through it. It's amazing. It is amazing. He's like, this is the ancestral home of the Crown of Thorns.

It's like, what? The Crown of Thorns. You know, the Crown of thorns. It's like, what? The crown of thorns. You know, the crown of thorns. I don't know. It's like, this is Lord Montague and Lord Capulet's resting places. Half of them are just King

Henry's. Yeah, a lot of Henry's. My favorite is Longshanks. He was very tall. Six feet for his time. Oh my god. It's great. I love it. I realized I would have been

like Little John in ye olden days. I would have been a giant to people. If I would have hung out with Robin Hood, they would have called me Little John. Yeah. You would be Little John. Oh, and you'd be Robin Hood. Yeah. If I would've hung out with Robin Hood, they would've called me Little John. Yeah. You would be Little John. Yeah. Oh, and you'd be Robin Hood.

Yeah. Crender Hood and Little Jesse running through the forest. It'd be great. Da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da. But, although, uh, oh yeah,

in that movie, I feel like we'd be more like the Tiger King and the Snake. The Tiger King? We would. You'd be the Tiger King. Thank you. I'd be the Snake. Take me to my palace and I'd be the Snake. No, you'd. We would. You'd be the Tiger King. Thank you. Take me to my palace and I'd be the snake.

No, you'd be the sheriff. You'd be the sheriff. No, I'd be the sheriff and you'd be the Tiger King. Like, I'm going to get that Robin. And you'd be like, oh, I'm the king. Yeah, that's more fitting. And the audience is the snake. You listening right now, you're the snake.

Perfect. Yeah, so saw the dead kings. Yep. Oh, yeah, and the world's oldest door. Oh, we did see the- England's oldest door. We saw- wasn't it like the- it might have been the world's oldest. No, it was England's.

It was a very old door. It was from the year's oldest. It was a very old door. It was from the year like 1000. It was a door. And Krendo was like, oh, a photo with a door. Once this podcast goes up, I'll tweet the picture of me by the door. It's a pretty great door. It's a pretty great door.

It is. And then we walked around in the hallways of what was basically Game of Thrones hallways. Yeah. We found Game of Thrones hallways and walked around and talked about how we were going to betray Cersei. Yeah, that was a great moment in my life. As loud as possible. People were just looking at us. It was great. Yeah, Westminster.

That was probably one of my favorite things in London. I mean, I saw Big Ben. It was great. Yeah, Westminster, that was probably one of my favorite things in London. I mean, I saw Big Ben. It was okay. No dead kings in Big Ben. No dead kings. I mean, we saw a lot of, like, groups of foreigner travelers. Oh, my goodness. That's all it is.

London is... I hear, like, just giant packs of, like, people, like, from foreign countries just in London. But, like, there was never, like, two or three of them. It was, like, 40, like, from foreign countries just in London. But, like, there was never, like, two or three of them. It was, like, 40, like, traveling. A great example is we went to go see, I hate to say this, Sherlock's house. Even though Sherlock is not real. We went to Sherlock's house. Yeah.

And the line to get in was maybe 500 little Asian kids. Yeah. And we were just like, nope, don't care that much. No exaggeration either. It was like 500 of them. It was insane. Yeah, and they were freaking out and taking photos with the guy who was like the security guard.

He's just like, all right. It had been like a field trip or something. But that's all it is. That's one thing I've learned. You go to England expecting it to be like, oh, it's not at all. Well, I guess the rest of the nation is. But if you go to London, that's not the case at all. It's not.

It's more like either touristy or like super like fashion people. Oh, everyone there was dressed like they're better than you. Even the kids. Kids are dressed like they're better than you too. Enough of. Kids are dressed like they're better than you, too. Enough of that. I'm going to punch those kids in the face. Remember that little kid? He had, like, backwards hat, the Yankees hat.

Yes. In the train station. Here's the thing. You can't hate little kids. You can't. Oh, my God. That little kid was Best Dreader. Best Dreader?

Best Dreader. His name was Best Dreader. Best Dreader? Best Dreader. His name was Best Dreader. He was dressed better than you or I have ever been in our lives. That's true. This kid was basically, he looked like a two-year-old Kanye West.

Like, he was just in, like, $500 outfit, like, what up, playa? We're like, damn. And his mom was just like, let's go. We got stuff to do. And he's just like, okay. We're like, damn. And his mom was just like, let's go. We got stuff to do. And he's just like, okay. He's like, follow along. The best part about England is the little kids. Yeah.

Little English kids with their cute little English kid accents are hilarious at all times. Like, mommy, mommy, can we go? I don't remember if you were on the train with me or when it was, but we were going somewhere, and this little kid was talking to his mom about going to New York. He was like, Mommy, I desperately want to go to New York. I was like, ah, he's so cute. And she's like, soon, dear, soon, when you're old enough to fly. And I laughed so hard because if that was an american family they'd have a kid

on the plane like three weeks old it's like hey get him on the plane we got stuff to do i wait around i don't care if he cries and pisses everyone else off i'll fight him you don't like my kid i don't like you. So, yes. And then, oh, yeah. Speaking of people on the train, there's that one guy who's like Hugh Grant. What? Were you paying attention to that? I think you were sleeping.

If it was the train ride, I think it is. I was asleep. You were asleep. Oh, my God. Okay. I don't know if I told you this. There's a guy on the train. It was him and like three women.

No, I wasn't asleep. I wasn't asleep. I remember this guy. All right all right he did not just so we're all clear he did not look like hugh grant that's what i thought trent was talking about he was a guy that was basically hugh grant from every hugh grant movie yeah so imagine the character hugh grant is in every movie that's who he was he's like what did he say he's like well hello there my pretties yeah it's just like hello darlings and she's like oh and he's like do you want to sit with your lady friends and she's like no no no i will sit over here he's like i shall take your place then and he like sat with them there's like three of them and the other one's sitting

like they're on the train and he breaks out he's like let me bring out the bubbly like champagne just appears and we're like what is going And it's like, how are your dating lives? No one's like, not too well. I'm going to be doing yoga class tomorrow. And he's like, yoga? I've just started the yoga. I can join you tomorrow if you'd like before work. And they sat on this train drinking like sparkling wine and eating little tiny finger foods.

And they were just like getting, I don't know where they were going, they were getting wasted. I hoped they were going to Coxconn. I can't wait to see Jess and Cox. Come, come my lovelies. What an enjoyable experience it would be. They like,

yes, the one girl is like, how's your dating life? And she's like, i went on a date and there was a bird and we were at the coffee shop and we walked out and the bird shat on us and i was like what what and they were like that's the british experience i want and it kept getting louder and louder they were like that's because they kept getting drunker and drunker. That's the British experience I want, Crandor. That's what I want. I don't want to go there

and see, like, 500 French tourists crowd into a bus in front of me. What I want is to see that. The experience of this dude

in, like, the tightest suit imaginable, sitting with three very British women, just being like, oh! Yeah, those were my favorite things.

That was great. And then that one, the other woman, she was like, oh, I hope I get this new job. I'm living with my parents again. They're like, oh, they know, they know.

And then she's just like, oh, you know, it's so annoying. It's so annoying living with your parents but oh you know you gotta do things i spend more money than i make this what are you gonna do here's the sad thing that sounds exactly like great experience great train what was your favorite yeah we don't have that we don't have that train experience i mean i do because like chic, we don't have that. We don't have that train experience.

I mean, I do, because Chicago has trains. Then why didn't you know what a conductor was called? The train captain. The best moment is Grendor literally just goes, Uh, train captain? I think you forgot what conductor was. I did, but train captain sounds cooler. Uh, train captain?

That sounded right. So that became a joke the entire weekend. He's the captain of the train. Train captain? Train captain. We're making it into a TV show. We were. What else did you love about the UK?

Fish and chips. You did have fish and chips. Good shit. You did have fish and chips. Good, good, good shit. Uh, and then. You never had mushy peas. I'm heartbroken. Yeah, I didn't have any. That sucks.

But you did have an English breakfast. Yeah, I had the English breakfast. That was good. Beans and toast. That was great. Basically, what you need to do is come to London for more than, like, five hours. Yeah. You need to. Literally, this was, this was Crend like five hours. Yeah. You need to

literally, this was Crendor's experience. Land, go to the convention center, go to bed, wake up, go to London for a day, come back, do the convention, go home immediately. Which is great. No. No, you need to experience the UK.

I feel like I did experience it. You did not at all. You were in London for maybe five hours. But here experience the UK. I feel like I did experience it. You did not at all. You were in London for maybe five hours. But here's the thing. What else is there to see? All sorts of crazy shit. Like what? Oh, my God.

They have a museum that's filled with all the old shit they stole from their empire, and it's awesome. There's so much cool stuff in there. I remember you talking about that. All the old ancient stuff. They have the Rosetta Stone. The Rosetta Stone. They stole it. They're like, it's ours now. Sorry. They have the Rosetta Stone. The Rosetta Stone. They stole it.

They're like, it's ours now. Sorry. Did it teach you how to speak different languages? I mean, it did. That's how we learned ancient Egyptian. Damn. Damn is right. Damn.

Knowledge is power. And then apparently the English have all the power, I guess. You know, next year. Yeah, next year. That's the dream. I, yeah, I guess. You know, next year. Yeah, next year. That's the dream. I, yeah, I had a ton of fun, and I think the convention was really cool, and everyone there had a good time.

Oh, yeah, the convention. Oh, yeah, that was the thing that happened. Yeah. Yeah, the convention was cool. We had all our panels. We ate Nando's. Nando's is good. I love Nando's. Nando's is good. I love Nando's.

I hate, I hate, you know what I've decided? British people who say they don't like Nando's are like Americans who say they don't like Starbucks. Yeah, exactly. They're just assholes. They're like, I'm too cool for Nando's. Yeah, Nando's is great. I've had better chicken. No, man, it doesn't matter.

It's still good. Yeah. It's still good. It's quick. It's good. Yeah. And it's swag. Yeah, it's super good yeah still good it's quick it's good yeah and it's swag yeah and uh yeah the convention had a lot of like cool stuff krendor basically stole the show if if you need to ask anyone krendor created a song yeah he won in cards against humanity no sam won cards against humanity right yeah sam won cards against humanity i won the He won in Cards Against Humanity No, Sam won Cards Against Humanity, right?

Yeah, Sam won Cards Against Humanity I won the bucket Yeah, you won the bucket of doom And then we all betrayed you In the end of the last game We all betrayed you Screw you for winning But I'm fine with that, I already won

And then I ate Nando's on our panel It was Sam's first panel, so he was really nervous But it wasn't my first panel, so I wasn't nervous at all And I just ate Nando's on our panel. It was Sam's first panel, so he was really nervous. But it wasn't my first panel, so I wasn't nervous at all. And I just ate Nando's on it. And Sam was freaking out. He didn't know what to do. I don't know what to do. And I was just like, mmm, Nando's.

It was great. It was great. It was wonderful. While you were doing that, I was in the lounge area with TB eating Nando's. Yeah. Yep. That was why. That's what they did.

They asked me, they're like, do you want to eat Nando's like after your panel because it's not gonna be ready and i was like will it be ready like while we're doing the panel and they're like yeah i'm like just bring it up and then i tried then i tried to get you to eat the hottest thing i could create and it did not affect you no did not even affect you things and like yeah that didn't do anything it tingled a bit that is it's heartbreaking heartbreaking i'm sure they got some like super spicy yeah we're gonna next time we're gonna i'm gonna up it i'm gonna make a panel called jesse and crendor eat hot food the panel that's it that's all it's gonna be it's me trying to get you to eat something that will make you gag didn't even like harm my stomach at all. The first day, I ate the Nando's, but I think it was just from, like, flying and stuff.

I was like, ugh. But then it, like, my stomach was just, like, came solidified. Yep. That's how it works. Yeah. Solidified my stomach. Oh, yeah. Now, the planes, I watched so many movies.

I watched American Sniper. Oh, what'd you watch? Oh, we can talk about this. Yeah, yeah. What'd you watch? I watched American Sniper. That can talk about this I watched American Sniper That's an okay movie It was okay, ending was meh Even though it was supposed to be realistic

I thought it was a meh ending Then there was Birdman I love Birdman, I think that movie is wacky as shit I love Birdman too I thought it was a great see it once And experience it and then like be like what did i just watch yes uh spoilers really quick fast forward exactly one minute if you don't want to hear the spoiler the ending of that movie is fucking bonkers like i don't know he just looks out the window and is like yay he's flying maybe

there's only there's only three things that could happen in that movie. One, he died and all that's in his head, the ending's in his head. Two, he jumped out the window in the end and killed himself. And then his daughter's like, awesome, he can fly now. Or three, he really can fly. I like to think he can really fly.

Same here. I do think that movie, it's like, F it, he can fly. No one, he can fly. F like, F it. He can fly. No one. He can fly. F it. Fucking fly. There you go. That's a spoiler.

All right. On the way back, I guess there's like an extra hour added on going back instead of going there. Because the wind pushes against you, I guess. Stupid wind. Yeah, stupid wind. And so I watched The Imitation Game with Benedict Cucumber. Cumberbatch, yes. Yeah.

You like that? That's pretty good. I thought that was good, too. I was surprised, because they never advertise it. I was surprised about the homosexual subplot. Yeah, I didn't realize that either. Yeah, I was like, oh, this is interesting. I had no clue that was part of the movie.

I was like, oh. Yeah, it was a crazy twist. Yes, I was like, oh, well. And then I watched Paddington Bear. Of course you did. Excellent movie. Nope. I thoroughly enjoyed Paddington Bear.

It had me intrigued the whole movie. Here's the thing. Paddington, he's had me intrigued the whole movie. Here's the thing. Paddington. It's in the jungle. Right? And his uncle gets killed. His uncle gets killed. And his aunt is like, I got to get you out of here.

Sends him to London. What? Yeah. So he goes to the shipyard. He sails in a boat to London. Of course. And then he meets this family that wants to take him in. And the father's like,

I ain't taking no bears. He's like TB. But over time, his heart opens and he's like, I like the bear. It is a horrible movie. Paddington just F's up their house. Destroys this house and after a while, this lady starts trying to hunt him. I think it was a...

What's her name? Kate kim uh it was a woman with uh god what was her name what movie has she been in uh she was with leonardo dicaprio kate winslet neck oh wait is it kate winslet paddington bear i can't believe we're giving the most time to this movie. It was a great movie. It was not a good movie. It is not a good movie. Her name was... That is not her name.

Her name was Chicka-Paw-Paw. Chicken Pot Pie. Uh-huh. God, where is... Nicole Nicole Kidman You were way off And not Leonardo DiCaprio At all You mean Tom Cruise Yeah Tom Cruise that's what I was thinking of

You are so silly Are you sure you even watched this movie She's trying to catch Paddington And like taxidermy him Right But her father Was trying to catch Paddington and, like, taxidermy him, right? Uh-huh. But her father was trying to save the bears.

So, at the end, they get rid of her. The birds kill her. And they do. The, like, old Scottish grandmother is amazing. She, like, outdrinks the security guard guard this movie has an old lady and a security guard having a drinking game and they're like going at it she's like let's go again and then she out drinks him and then she throws a thing and the birds attack her and take her off and then paddington goes home with the family excellent movie i would give it a 9 out of 10 so stupid so

watch Paddington and then I was like I got like 3 and a half hours left and then I was like Interstellar there it is and I watched Interstellar again I have but I wanted to watch it again because it was 3 hours long I watched the movie Chappie with Dodger oh yeah Chappie

I started watching that and I was like I don't want to watch this I watched Chappie and we both agreed Oh yeah, Chappie. I started watching that and I was like I don't want to watch this. I watched Chappie and we both agreed that we loved the fact that a robot became a South African gangsta. And it was amazing to hear a robot be like doing a swagger walk and shooting a gun sideways.

It was pretty great. I think that movie is freaking bonkers. But the first half we were cracking up. We were like, this movie is silly as balls. Then I watched Dodger watch, what's that movie with the robot girl? Robot girl? Oh, man, what is that called?

Robot girl. Yeah, with the robot. And the guy goes to test and see if she's really Sentient Oh I think I know who you're talking about I literally just typed in robot girl Robot girl movie Robot girl movie

There's a lot of robot girls Yeah yeah So Machina which is Uh like A pretty trippy movie Except the last 20 minutes are a bunch of naked women robots. And it was really uncomfortable. The fact that it's on flights, I love watching people watch it. Because there is in-flight nudity.

And the people watching it always give this look, is anyone watching me? And I'm like, yes, I'm watching you. I see what you're doing. I see what you're doing, you dirty boy. Yeah. And then what else did I watch? I watched a bunch of movies. I can't remember any of them.

Oh, I watched Tomorrowland. Tomorrowland was preachy as shit. Really? It is basically, like, this is the movie about taking care of the planet. And if you don't take care of the planet, Hulari is going to destroy it. It's like, damn it, Dr. House, why you got to be like this? And the worst part is, is the main actress, the first 45 minutes of the movie all she does is scream what's going on what's happening like the entire time you're just like oh god oh god i can't handle it

it was a bit much that's what i watched oh well like oh oh wait no the one thing i watched but i fell asleep during it that i wanted to watch the most was an Indian movie with subtitles about the like Indian Sherlock Holmes, I think. Cool. Yeah. It was great. It started out great. Like he was just like every other show.

Like he was an asshole. And like this one guy was trying, he's like, help me find my father. And he was like, okay. And he like looked through his luggage and he was like, well, your father loves drugs and whores. He's like, okay. And he looked through his luggage and he was like, well, your father loves drugs and whores. He's like, how dare you say that? He's like, well, according to this, he went through the whole thing. He's like, and you say he makes these coca leaves and well, all of his leaves are here.

So clearly he went out with his whore. It was great. It was great. And then I fell asleep because I started reading subtitles and then just passed out. For some reason, whenever I'm moving and reading, I fall asleep. Oh. And it's not physically moving. I'm talking if I'm in a car.

Well, I guess that is physically moving. But you know what I mean. My body. If I'm just instantly moving. You don't have to control the thing moving. Yeah. And I start reading, I fall asleep every time. Yeah. Oh, oh interesting it's weird

yes we learned something about you today i want to say with interstellar is like before i gave it like a c but now i'd give it probably like a b minus now that you understand you saw through you saw the movie for what it is yeah it's like i felt more engaged this time the only things i didn't like were the stupid love speech again like love is the thing that transcends time murph it's like all right i i don't know about that one i forgot the entire movie he's like come on murph my favorite part is still like when they get to the planets and like there's the one where it's like they go to the planet and, like, 50 years go by or whatever. He's just like, oh, shit.

They don't seem very phased by it. Meanwhile, they get back up to the ship and the guy's like, you motherfucker. I lost track of what to do up here. I put myself in cryo sleep for you. And then right after that, the Matt Damon scene. Look, I think he steals that movie. Yeah, that was great. I'm convinced.. Look, I think he steals that movie. Yeah, that was great. I'm convinced he steals that movie.

Those two things, I was like, you know what? I like that. So I give it a B- now. But also, Murph. Murph. Murph. I want to have a kid just named Murphy just so I can be like, Murph. Murph.

I named you after a crazy I can be like Murph Murph I named you after a crazy ass movie Murph I love how they like make it take place like a hundred years like I didn't pay a lot of attention to that at this like when I first watched now I watch it he's like like we

are considered that old man oh yeah no we're the old man yeah we're the old man in that movie. Back in my day, we had video games and food for everybody. Yes, no, that's what, when I first saw that movie, like, that's the first thing I noticed is, like, you and I are that old guy. Yeah.

Which is real. I don't have to put up with all this shit. Yeah. I'm dead. Yeah, I'll be dead. Grandkids can deal with that shit. Yeah, I don't care. I had to go eat at McDonald's.

I wonder, because if everything's made of corn in that movie, I wonder what McDonald's is like. I know. Get your corn burger. Corn burgers. Corn burger on your corn bun. Oh, yeah. In England, they call it chicken burgers.

That's stupid. It's a chicken sandwich. Chicken sandwich. Agreed. Chicken sandwich. Agreed. Yeah. All right. Well, they call it chicken burgers. That's stupid. It's a chicken sandwich. Chicken sandwich. Agreed. Chicken sandwich. Agreed. Yeah. All right.

Well, that's where we're going to leave you. This is our little recap. We're back. We will continue doing these now at a normal pace because we aren't

traveling the world. Yeah. And we will see you next time for another Cox and Crandor. And as always, I want some hot chocolate. Yeah.