Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 141 - Hooters, Tooters, and Physics Shooters

Episode Date: September 26, 2017

On this episode, the boys discover the secret animal agenda, Crendor gets an invite to Arizona, and Jesse discovers the many MANY terrible names for boobs. All this and more on this episode of Cox n' Crendor! This episode is brought to you by Squarespace. Sign up today for 10% off your first purchase by going to Squarespace.com/Coxandcrendor

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Recorded! Hello everybody, welcome back to Gox and Crendor in the morning. Hey, hi, how's it going? Hello, hello, hello. Hi, hello, good. Everything's fine. Hello, hello. You don't gotta go crazy. Hold on. All right, let me pull open my notes here. I always write down notes.

You have notes? I have notes too. Nice. We prepare. People don't think we prepare for this. We prepare. Yeah, whenever I see something crazy happen, I'm like, I gotta write that down.

That's me too. Yeah. I write down crazy stuff all the time my phone my phone notes are filled with crazy things i've seen or been a part of it's true i for some reason here's a note here's a note on my phone i couldn't tell you why i have this I don't know this is from 82417 not sure what happened on 82417 but I know I wrote down this note Choco Starlight Intergalactic Pimp I don't know I don't know who Choco

Starlight is I don't know why he's an Intergalactic Pimp Choco Starlight Choco Starlight he's an intergalactic pimp choco starlight choco starlight he's an intergalactic pimp it's one of those things where you write it down you're like i'm never gonna forget this can't figure out can't figure out why i uh why i have that uh another thing i wrote down which is it came happened this this past saturday i went out to lunch and after i was done eating lunch it was at this mexican restaurant i've never been to before but it seemed it was pretty cool restaurant

but across the street was this very very dive bar like ultra dive bar right three in the afternoon i'm feeling pretty like all right for margaritas come outside like having a good day across the street i witnessed maybe my favorite la conversation i've ever not even a conversation site an la site right a uh i don't know the full story all i know is the end of it which was a woman screaming in back into a bar from the front door yelling at the top of her lungs go get a titty job you jealous bitch. And then she turned around to leave and as she turned around to leave there were cops

at the red light and the cops were like ma'am is everything okay here? And she's like oh yeah baby it's fine you're hot nice pants and walked away. And I looked around like did anyone else see this? And no one else gave a damn. I was like, what? Not even the cops cared.

She was obviously drunk and obviously getting kicked out of a bar. And the cops were like, oh, we can't even be asked. All right. First off, how old is this woman? I want to be generous and say 50s. Okay. She could have been older. It's L.A.

I don't know. That's true. I also like that her insult was go get a titty job you jealous bitch. Like that's that is the most LA insult I've ever heard in my life. What it like? Well, we

learned that she has a titty job. Yes, obviously. I like how we're calling it a titty job. That's what the woman said so that's what we're gonna call it sounds like it'd be like a mission impossible like funny teen like the titty job so dumb so dumb so dumb uh yeah so that's that's kind of what happened to me is i got to witness some weirdness and i have no i can't tell you the ins or out of what happened but i know that at some point a woman was kicked out of a bar and her angry angry response was, go get a titty job.

That's the type of person who would write one of those Yelp reviews. I can only imagine the Yelp review she wrote, like, this no-titty-job-having-bitch-kicked-me-out-of-a-bar. Everyone in there needs titty jobs. That whole bar. Did it. Filled with no- titty jobs. That whole bar. Titty. Filled with no titty bitches. Oh, you know she's just furious. You think she's married?

I'm going to say if you're at a bar at three in the afternoon, you are not married. I'm going to go to live and say no. Maybe she's depressed because her husband works all the time. That could be it. You could be right. I judged her and say no. Maybe she's depressed because her husband works all the time. That could be it. You could be right. I judged her too harshly. She might be depressed. She's gotta go there.

He bought her the tit job. We need to stop calling it that. That's what it is. Oh, God. Uh-huh. The boob job. that's what it is oh god uh huh the boob job that's I mean that's just something about the word titty versus the word boob

both are like boy do breasts have terrible like words for them yeah we gotta come up with a new word for breasts. Like... Boob words. Like a boob word?

Why not? Like, penises have a lot of names. A lot of names. Jugs. Orbs. Gords. Elmer Fuds. Beach umbrellas.

Damn, girl girl you got them what that's that's what it says buddhas wait buddhas wait buddhas sweater stretchers that's the one uh lung protectors beach umbrellas frost detectors scooby snacks snake eyes Lung Protectors, Beach Umbrellas, Frost Detectors, Scooby Snacks, Snake Eyes, Ducks. I stand corrected. There are plenty of names. They're all terrible, though. They're all terrible. Although, Elmer Fudd's, I feel like, is a solid, solid addition.

Let's see. It's Hooters, Shooters, Physics, Tooters. Hooters, Shooters, and Physics Tutors. Hooters, Shooters, and Physics Tutors. Humpty Dumplings. Crandor, can we make a book called Hooters, Shooters, and Physics Shooters? What would it be about?

It's a collection of scary stories. Four pages. Hooters, Shooters, and Physics Shooters. that's incredible jogging partners holy grails flying saucers traffic stoppers pillows armadillos armadillos Armadillos. Armadillos? Armadillos. Rutabagas. Not even clever. Congo bongos.

Bowling pins. These are just bad now. Yeah. Bowling pins? That's not even accurate. All right. There's like a bunch of bowling pins. If your breasts look like bowling pins, that is a problem. That is a problem. Yeah, that's a problem that is a problem that's a problem yes that's

words for boobs here's some stuff i wrote down all right one of these we were walking out of a restaurant and this guy walking out of the restaurant as well was like they don't have water they just have some machine that puts out water and i didn't know what he meant that's what he said. They don't have water. They just have some machine that puts out water. But then they have water. Yeah.

That's why I was confused about it. What does he think? What does he think? Like, is he expecting bottled water? Was he expecting table service water? Like they bring in water. Instead, it was like a fountain drink thing, and he had to get water. I don't understand what his problem is. I don't know.

It's just water. Maybe he was saying that fountain drink water is bad water compared to bottled water. I don't know what he meant. Maybe he wants his water imported in a glass bottle from the Swiss Alps. The dude wants his Voss water. That's what he wants. Yeah, he wanted that, and they just poured it out a glass bottle from the Swiss. He wants his boss.

He wants his boss walking. That's what he wants. Yeah, he wanted that. And they just poured it out of the tap. The machine. Well, that's but still like his statement. They don't have water. Just walk.

At the same place. There's a table of like business guys. Probably like seven of them that had like super like five really expensive wine bottles and the one guy got up and he's like gotta make a pit stop on the way out and then he like walked to the bathroom i mean i i think that's weird but i get it at least i understand that one that guy's like i gotta go got to go pee, everyone. Yeah. Bye. I thought it was a good new terminology I can use. You get up, you're like, gotta take a pit stop.

I'm thinking pit stop would be if you were, imagine we're on the road. We're driving somewhere. Yeah. And you're like, oh, I need to take a pit stop. Because we're in the process of moving, that joke makes sense. But if you're just standing up from dinner and saying that that's just that's stupid well i guess they could be on their way out and so he makes his way over to the bathroom first i guess that's true i still think it's stupid but whatever i'm gonna start saying it

don't do that uh and then all right this is the main thing i saw a commercial for gogurt you remember gogurt i do okay now have you ever had trouble opening a gogurt before i've never eaten a gogurt i don't like my yogurt to come out of a tube okay well you're missing out and now no i'm not no i'm not if anyone else is out there have you you ever opened a Go-Gurt? All right. Yeah. All right. It's not that hard.

You peel open the thing and you squeeze the Go-Gurt in. Now. I like how you. Hold on. Hold on. You said, has anyone out there ever eaten a Go-Gurt? You paused, waited for the response that never came, and then go, yeah, it's easy to open a Go-Gurt. You responded to no one.

You were like a children's TV show. You were like, do you see where the go-gurt is? You found it. That's just what you did. Well, yeah, most people in their car are probably like, yeah, I've done that. And I'm like, okay, good. Okay, okay, Dora, keep going.

Now, have you seen the commercial for the new easy open Go-Gurt? Wow, me too. Yes, now they got this Easy Open Go-Gurt. And I was like, what's the difference? Shouldn't that just be normal Go-Gurt that they make easy to open? That's because Go-Burt is for Go-Burt. That guy's Go-Burt is for kids.

Go-Gurt is for kids is the reason why. And probably kids have a hard time opening Go-gurt is for kids is the reason why and probably kids have a hard time opening Go-gurt. Make your product easy to open. Don't just brand it as one of the types of Go-gurt you can buy. We're probably going to phase out all the other Go-gurts and now have easy open Go-gurt for all the kids and eventually

it'll just be Go-gurt again. That's stupid. New easy open tubes. It took them 10 years to make easy open tubes well technology is slow to change you're like you're like i don't buy it i don't buy it like i've seen the new iphone i don't buy it listen i don't want the new iphone is they like it's like the same as this iphone except well there't want the new iphone is they like change so we're on the same page it's like the same as this iphone except well there's there's the iphone 8 yeah there's the iphone x

and the x is the one that like requires face scanning technology and shit like i don't want that in my phone yeah i don't want that they're gonna scan you yeah that's only coming face off me i don't need that i want my face yeah you're gonna be typing in like uh how many words for boobs are there and it's gonna be like you like boobs huh well we're gonna tell the government yeah we now have your face boob liker yeah then they'll put your profile together and be like what's up with this guy be like well he likes different words for boobs like yeah we know the man likes his hooters tun Tooters, and Physics Shooters. All I'm saying is they need to rename Hooters. To Physics Shooters? Come on down to Physics.

That's the smart version of Hooters. Yeah, Physics Shooters. They just wear like nerdy outfits and glasses. I don't know. It's easy to open Go-Gurt. Come on. Look, I understand. I understand completely.

I think that they should make something that tastes better inside the actual yogurt okay it's just it's literally yo play yogurt right but it's garbage yo plays garbage it is garbage yes that's not wrong that's all i got so yesterday no two days three days ago i don't know when it happened days ago outside my outside my apartment was a little green bag of Amazon delivery I guess you know like Amazon Fresh I guess it's called yeah clearly someone had ordered something on Amazon Fresh it was just sitting there I went to go look at the address and the address was for a floor a few floors down because like you know how hotel numbers are like 1207 so that means you're on the 12th floor room 7 like that kind of stuff

that's the same thing with my apartment it's like okay well this says three so it means you're on the third floor or like you know that kind of So this guy, I guess the delivery guy goofed and it was clearly supposed to be for people down below me. But I guess he looked at the apartment next to mine and my apartment, saw our numbers, looked at the number on this thing and said, oh, well, it must be between the two of them and left it between our two apartments. Well, here's my question. What did he think was going to happen? It's like he thought he was delivering to Harry Potter. It's insane. I don't know why and it just sat there.

Instead in my mind I was like okay well I don't necessarily want to mess with this. Maybe staff or someone will find it and we'll be okay. It has been sitting there for three days. You figured someone would have been like, I don't know where my food is. I gotta go look for it.

Nope. It's been sitting outside in this hallway for three days. I'm afraid to look inside to see what they ordered because I don't want to be scarred by some molten mound of mold. I can't believe that was alliteration that just came out of my mouth. A molten mound of mold. That can't believe that was alliteration that just came out of mouth.

A mountain of mold. That's some Hooter Tooters physics shooters. So it's just been sitting there. I don't know why. I don't know why someone wouldn't look at it by now. You'd think people do, but I guess they're just, maybe they didn't. I figure someone would have stolen it already. Like, ooh,

free food. Nobody's been looking at that mountain of mold. We're all so polite in my apartment complex no one's touching it no here's the thing i bet the green cheetah was there she'd take it oh she would she would morph it she'd be like let's see what's inside here. It starts floating. And then she takes it away. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God.

I can see that happening. I bet. Whoa. Oh, shit. What if it is for the green cheetah? It could be. Oh, my God. And she just doesn't have an apartment there, but she still lives there.

And she keeps trying to get in. She moved out out years ago but she just keeps living here that can't that can't be possible sir she says she still lives here on the 13th floor there is no there is no 13th floor absolutely that's where that story goes she just appears like, The box following behind her. I love the fact that she still is a thing. I love it too. I haven't seen her in so long, but I know she's out there. I know she's out there somewhere, and I just want her to know I miss her terribly.

Although no one's put go in my car, so... It had to have been her. You know, it had to have been the green... I mean, I feel like we're pinning it on her. We have no evidence to prove that it was her. I feel like if anyone was going to stick gum in a car, it would be the green cheetah. Yeah, that's a no-doubter.

Yeah, she was that kind of lady. Never forget. Hashtag never forget. Anyway, I think it's probably time to move on to chopping up something this is krendor krendor how's that traffic out there welcome to the chap cap scoop up up in the sky with krendor i'm krendor and i'll be your chap cap today uh looking down at the traffic it uh looks like it's uh it's actually going pretty good pretty normal traffic everything's cruising right along.

It is getting darker out. The days are getting shorter, so get ready for those short days, folks. The long days are gone. The short days are here. But you know what? If you like sleeping, it's going to be some good sleeping weather. So that's always nice. I like sleeping.

Back to you. All right, Crandor. Thank you. And now let's go over to the weather desk. to you. Alright, Crandor, thank you, and now let's go over to the weather desk. How's the weather, Crandor? Weather desk is here. Hello. Hello, weather desk. Hello, weather desk.

Today's weather desk is brought to you by WAPI. WAPI 8-5-8-5-7-5 Ottawa. Ottawa. Ottawa, Ohio. 82 degrees Fahrenheit.

Feels like 85 degrees Fahrenheit. Next 36 hours, 62 degrees Fahrenheit. Tuesday, 90 degrees Fahrenheit. Tuesday night, 64 degrees Fahrenheit. 10% humidity. Wind south-southeast 2 miles per hour Fahrenheit 10% humidity winds out southeast 2 miles per hour 80% humidity UV index 0 of 10 sun 727 a.m. sundown 728 p.m. All right, there we go. And let's go to the sports desk. Crandor, what's going on the sports?

What up? Welcome to the sports desk. How you doing, what's going on with the sports? What up? Welcome to the sports desk. How you doing today? Sports, they're doing pretty well. Let me tell you about them. So right now, football continues to go. Whole bunch of stuff going on. Teams are doing good.

Teams are doing bad. Injuries galore. As for the standings, I think there's only a couple undefeated teams left, which is kind of crazy. There's the Kansas City Chiefs 3-0 and the Atlanta Falcons 3-0, and that's it. And the Falcons almost lost to the Lions, who couldn't score in the last play of the game. They were down at the one-yard line in classic Detroit Lions fashion. Also, hockey, basketball starting up.

They got hockey preseason going on. Basketball preseason's about to start. All the sports start kicking into high gear. Baseball is about to hit the playoffs, so it starts mattering after many months. So that's going to be good. Playoff teams are looking like Boston,

Yankees, Cleveland, Houston, and one other team could be the Minnesota Twins. It probably will. And then they'll probably play the Yankees for a wild card game. Intense wild card game in the National League. Washington, the Dodgers, even though the Dodgers have been

pretty shitty lately. Cardinals, or not the Cardinals, the Diamondbacks are a wild card team. Cubs are probably going to make it in, win the division because they only need one more win. And then it'll probably be the Diamondbacks versus the Rockies for the wild card team cubs are probably going to make it in uh win the division because they only need like one more win and then it'll probably be the diamond backs versus the rockies for the wild card and then we got playoff action swag town usa is that is that it then man that's all i got all right grundor yeah before we jump into our big news story of the day yes i just wanted to tell you about the fact that I received

an email from someone named Jack who says, Hey, Jesse, long time since I sent you my last crackpot email, but here's another one. Whatever you do, you have to get Crendor

to Glendale, Arizona in 2020. What? Ikea announced they're opening a new store in Arizona and not just anywhere in Arizona. Heck, not just anywhere in Glendale, Arizona They're going to build that sucker right across From the University of Phoenix Stadium

The location they picked couldn't be closer To Xanadu for Crendor Even if they tried I don't know what any of that means The shit's a Xanadu Do you know what's at the University of Phoenix Stadium? Why is that important to you? The University of Phoenix Stadium? Why is that important to you? The University of Phoenix Stadium?

In Glendale, Arizona. Phoenix Stadium. He gives other reasons why you would love it. Apparently this is a thing. Between Northern Avenue and Glendale Avenue, one of the native tribes in Arizona is building a casino. So I guess there's a casino there now? North side of Glendale Avenue is Cabela's and a Cracker Barrel. South side is an AMC movie theater.

North side is the River Arena where the Arizona Coyotes play. Go Yotes. Or Yotes. I don't know. Coyotes? Between Maryland and Bethany Avenue is the University of Phoenix, home of the Arizona Cardinals. The Ikea will be built

South Bethany home. There's condos and apartments. A great place to live if I was named Crendor. Also, it's a city full of buffets and senior citizens eating breakfast places. That's the most convincing so far.

I don't know why this is directed towards you so I don't know I'd have to leave my house just try and tell me this isn't evident for Crandor yeah there's biking and sports and Ikea and alcohol and shopping none of those things I know those combination I don't know that you like any of those together

yeah I mean here's the thing I go to ikea like once every two weeks and then i walk around and i'm like hell yeah ikea and i'm done i think arizona right it's hot as shit it's like 150 degrees every day and they're like oh we'll come to arizona it's like boiling i'm like i don't want to go there i want to be where it's temperate and i'm i feel like i'm in a room oh you mean like chicago in the winter well i mean you mean like Chicago in the winter? Well, I mean, you just put the heat on. Okay. Alright, but then you're hot

again and now you're in Arizona. Yeah, but I'm not like, I can't like touch a door handle in Arizona because your hand burns off. I get, you know what? I guess you're right. Also, the map that was sent to me of where the Ikea is going to be, the Ikea is right next to like farmland and then the

stadium is like, I just feel like there's nothing there. I'm looking down at the desert and I don't know that you would ever be happy. Yeah, you would never be happy here. This would never happen. Yeah. Well, I probably wouldn't ever leave unless there's

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All right. I like sports. I like food. I like staying home. I like electronics and video games. I like Ikea. I like uh that's about it all right if you can create a website on squarespace using the power of things quendor likes trust and believe he will take a look at it and next episode we'll talk about some of the things he saw

if you had to create a website to lure you right and on that website it was like it was like a travel brochure yeah what's the first thing it should say there's nothing quite like you there we go there we go that's it there it is to work on that we'll see you guys next time with that kind of uh we'll follow up with that i don't know what i'm saying we'll follow up with that next time and uh we will get back to it okay so let's move on to the big news story of the day big news story of the day we got some good ones here dog hoards money so she can pay for treats herself go on gutsy raccoon gives new meaning to police ride-along. Okay. Let's see.

A look inside the newly discovered city built by octopuses. All right. All right. What is happening with nature right now? We got a dog. We got a dog who's storing money. A raccoon who's living dangerous with cops. And an octopus who built a city yeah we are slowly becoming endangered species right now think about it it's only a

matter of time before this is zootopia maybe that's what the world wants maybe that is what the world wants you're absolutely right man tries to facebook shame police for bad parking it hilariously backfires i feel like it's not going to be hilarious. Anytime they say something like that, it's never hilarious. It never is. Not once. There's nothing hilarious about it. Yeah. Students Twitter plea for free birthday drinks.

Drinks. Drinks. Quickly spirals out of control. This is the problem. This is the problem. Meanwhile, we're all on Twitter and we're shaming cops and pleading for birthday drinks or whatever. Meanwhile, animals are building cities underwater. They are hoarding our money.

The real problem. Oh, my God. It's all under our noses. We thought they were pets for so long, but they've just been waiting to take over. Oh, yeah. There's that thing with the rapture. It was on Saturday. What?

I'm sorry. What? Yeah, you didn't hear that. that thing with the rapture that was on Saturday. What? I'm sorry, what? Yeah, you didn't hear that? That thing with the, you know, the rapture happened Saturday. There's this guy who said the world was going to end Saturday. Ah, okay, so it didn't. Gotcha. Yeah, it didn't end. That's not news.

That's a crazy person. Well, let's see. I'm going to pick three of these stories that we went about. All right. There's yet another doomsday date approaching with some claiming that the rapture will start on saturday it didn't the way he got to this was saying jesus lived for 33 years the name of elohim which is the name of god to the jews was mentioned 33 times it is a very biblical biblically significant numerologically significant number. Mead

believes global catastrophes will be caused by a secret planet called Nibiru passing the Earth on Saturday. The world won't end, but the world as we know it is ended. Time out. Time out. Pause. Pause. Time out. Right. One. Just cause

you say the number 33 appears or what? It doesn't even matter. It's cause you say you number 33 appears or what it doesn't even matter because you say you pick 33 out of thin air yeah then you say there's a planet if there was a planet even remotely close to earth we would see it well that's what nasa said nasa because nasa is smart this guy's a crazy person nasa and every astronomer said nibiru doesn't exist. Nibiru and other stories about wayward planets are an internet hoax. The space agency said on its website a few years ago and similar doomsday

predictions went viral. There is no factual basis for these claims. Even fellow Christians are calling out Meade. Meade's views are not endorsed by the Roman Catholic, Protestant, or Eastern Orthodox branches of Christianity. That's because he's a crazy person. the writers of the bible of his numbers at times stetzer said there were no secret numerical codes that require a profession called christian numerology god yep yep and

apparently now he was like i didn't say the world would end i said there'd be like earthquakes and hurricanes like yeah well that happens anyway yeah i love that idea of like man it's not about the earth ending it's about a new beginning and this is the beginning of the beginning and things are changing around us man like the next 20 years a lot of stuff's gonna happen you're gonna look back and be like he was right man stuff did change yep sure all right wacko i was watching that old george carlin comedy thing from like the 90s or 80s whenever it was and he was like uh talking about saving the planet and he's like really when they say save the planet they mean save humans and save me and my family planet planet will be here long

after we're gone it's like the planets went through meteors ice ages plate tectonic shifting like the sun spots it's like and we're like some plastic bags are gonna destroy it and he's like maybe the earth likes plastic maybe the earth gave humanity so that they could get it plastic and now their purpose is over. Yeah. Plastic trees. Who knows? Who knows what will happen?

Yeah. They mean we need to save ourselves. Yeah. So speaking of which, students Twitter plea for free birthday drinks quickly spirals out of control. Oh, boy. Here we go. A student in northern England appealed to strangers over Twitter to send free birthday drinks his way on Wednesday afternoon. They duly obliged, but not in the way the pair is hoping for.

Let's see. Instead of buying booze for Rory MacArthur and Nick Mathieman, who just turned 20 and 19, internet wags reportedly began sending non-alcoholic beverages to their table. They use the chains app to order glasses of milk, bottles of alcohol, free beer, fruit juice,

ice cream, crispy onions, a plate of peas, and a pot of blue cheese sauce. And Rory tweeted, what cheeky effort sent them sent him a non-alcoholic Bex and then the milk came and he said you really think you're funny don't you well that's why you kept responding to them and they were like I do think I'm funny this is not what we had in mind you sadistic wankers and there's the ice cream then there's the other that's not bad also they got a bowl of peas and

they got cheese sauce put that cheese sauce on those peas and eat that shit yeah delicious it looks like they were eating it so let's see someone ordered them a pint of beer, a bottle of Prosecco, and a Jager bomb. Yeah, that's not so bad. Yeah, it's not too bad. Considering, I think for the goof, it turned out pretty okay. Yeah, that turned out pretty all right. I would love to go to a bar and be like, yo, hey, order me drinks via the app. Yeah.

And just see what came. See what showed up at the bar. That'd be great. That'd be a funny goof i'd stream that you know what they would need is they'd like they need a thing of like here someone offered to buy this for you do you accept or deny it yeah that's what i did not otherwise like here's your 100 pizzas oh man here's the thing though If someone sent me 100 pizzas I would be living like a king I would go around to all my friends

And be like I have 100 pizzas I'd make a throne out of pizzas I'd make I'd stick it all in my freezer And in my fridge And I'd just eat pizza for like a month I'd be so happy.

That's not a punishment. That's great. They just spent all their money to make me so happy. Well, you got a point. I'd be like pizza for everyone. I'd go to all the homeless dudes down the road and be like,

hey, bro, have a pizza. Your pizza kingdom would be conquered by the octopus city. God damn it, that octopus. I'm still thinking about it. The octopus is like, yes, we've bided our time, and now soon our city will rise from the oceans. So apparently, the idea of underwater cities that are undiscovered

hasn't been as far-fetched as you might think. Turns out they're just built by octopuses. Earlier this month, scientists published a paper describing a site in Australia's Jervis Bay near Sydney where 10 to 15 gloomy octopuses live at high density and exhibit complex social interactions towards one another. Species also known as octopus tetrarchus communicate, fight, and even evict one another from their dens in a settlement formed around exposed rock patches. one another from their dens in a settlement formed around exposed rock patches. In other

words, it's basically an octopus city which biologists are calling Oclantis. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. A study collaboration between multiple scientists from Australia and the United States was published on September 1st in the journal Marine Freshwater

Behavior Physiology. Thursday, Business Insider published a video that reveals exactly what life in the Octo City looks like. first the journal marine freshwater behavior physiology thursday business insider published a video that reveals exactly what life in the octo city looks like the j wait the discovery footage of this do we have footage of the octo city oh yeah hold on can i link this here we go octo city i'm just gonna look up octo city octopus city blues is a thing octo city is look inside the newest oh huffing post octopus octopus city oh that's not a link to a video that's text hold on i'm checking it out right now oh god there's a

video study a collaboration between multiple scientists australia yeah i'm looking at it it's not really a city well they're octopuses but like it's more like i thought it was gonna look cool it's more like a mound of dirt with a bunch of octopus around it's a like i like i thought it was gonna look cool it's more like a mound of dirt with

a bunch of octopus around it's a city to them how you're right how dare we judge what they interpret a city to be how dare i yeah like the fish probably swim by they're like shit it's just a crappy bunch of like coral with dead shellfish around it that shit's gonna build up over time before you know it they're gonna have like octa brothels they're gonna have octa brothels octa casinos octropolis you're absolutely right absolutely right all right well i think that is it for us thank you so much for listening please be sure to leave a like and a comment on itunes and if you're watching us on the youtubes yeah if you're watching on the youtubes leave a comment and a like there as well thank you as always

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