Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 167 - Raco, Michigan

Episode Date: October 8, 2018

The boys are back and while they could be talking about movies like Venom or what happened to Crendor this week (spoiler: it was nothing), instead they become obsessed over a city that apparently doesn't exist. Also they learn that in Florida being naked is just fine, and you should be ok with that! All this and more on the newest Cox n' Crendor! Get 15% off your subscription at http://lootcrate.com/cox with promo code: cox

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In 4-hour recording studio. Recording. Wake your ass up. It's the Cox and Crandor in the morning. Cox and Crandor in the morning. Hello, everybody. Welcome back to another exciting episode of Cox and Crandor in the morning. I'm the guy who said of Cox and Crandor in the Morning. I'm on the side of Cox and Crandor in the Morning.

Yep, with a side of... I'm on the side of Cox and Crandor in the Morning. I'm going to bing, bing, bing, bing. I'm going to bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. It's like that frog. Remember that frog? I do remember that terrible, terrible frog. How could I forget? Those were like the pure meme days.

Those were the pure meme days. Ah, the before times. Yeah. Man. What was that frog called? Ding dong frog. Let's see. The blue frog.

Yeah, let's see. Bling frog. Crazy frog. Same thing. Crazy frog. Axel F. That's what it was. Bling frog? Crazy frog. Same thing. Crazy frog. Axel F. That's what it was. Yeah, that was terrible.

That wasn't good then. It's not good now. It's never been good. I mean, I don't know. It's got 5 million likes. Yeah, but there can be 5 million idiots in the world. There can be 5 million idiots. Well world. There can be 5 million idiots. Well, I mean, you're not wrong.

There are 7 billion people on the planet. I'm willing to bet 1 billion of them are dumb as shit. So I definitely feel like that's a possibility. Oh, my God. Some of the people in these comments, too. Someone's like, I'm still watching since I was 5. I'm 11, and I got no friends. Yeah, no, that checks out. But even then, that's like, what, six years? So that's like,

they listened to this when it was already like five years old. I can excuse kids because that seems like it's targeted at children. But if you're like, if that started with, I listened to this at five and now I'm 25, I'd have been like, you need to stop. I listened to this at 31 and now I'm 41 and I love it. I can't get enough Crazy Frog. No, if that's the case, no, I'm going to hard pass. If I ever met a person and they were like, oh dude, have you heard this song? It's called Crazy Frog.

I might get up and never talk to it. I'd get up from whatever I was doing. No matter what, if we were on a plane, I'd open the door and fall out to my death. If we were in the ocean, I'd jump overboard. If we were on a roller coaster, I would just get out. If we were in Starbucks, I'd get up and leave. At least you're willing to go that far. They're going to play that far. No.

They're going to play Crazy Frog. I'm out of here. I thought you were doing like a diner thing. Like, we got three slabs of cocks and one old crendor. Hold the slaw. Ding. No, no. I wasn't doing that.

That's what I thought. I thought that was your bit. Like, we got a guy's crendor, side of crendor. Right? No, no, no. I was just trying to like kind of mimic what you were doing. It just came out like a crazy frog. Your imitation of me is crazy frog.

Yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense to me. Say, how you doing? Man, I am doing all right. I'm trying to think what I ended up doing. Oh, oh, I went and saw Venom the other night. Oh, I heard that was bad. Um, it's not terrible.

Okay. But it is not good. I definitely can understand how some people would like it, because's some funny bits and some action bits, but there's a lot of things that do not make any sense. Let me give you an example. So everyone sort of gets the idea that in movies, if you do something early on, a good movie should have a payoff of that thing later on, right? Right. So, you know, if at the beginning of the movie, a bad guy says to the hero, like, don't lose your head. And then at the end, the guy's like, don't lose your head, and the bad guy's head pops off or some weird shit. Like, that kind of thing.

So at the beginning of this movie, this is no spoilers because it's in all the trailers for it. At the beginning, Eddie Brock, after a bunch of scenes where he gets basically shit on, he's in a bad place. He goes to a convenience mart, and it's very obvious he knows the old Asian woman who runs it. And he gets, I think, canned vegetables or something. Who knows? It doesn't matter. And at that point, a guy comes in and robs her. And he's like, give me your money, lady!

And Eddie Brock's like, I don't mess with that, I don't get involved anymore, that kind of stuff. Clearly, the payoff at the end is when he has the Venom powers, he's gonna go back there and show that guy what's what. But the movie ends, and we still haven't gotten to that scene. And I was waiting for it.

And waiting for it. So he's having a conversation with Venom, and he's like, look, if we're gonna be a hero, we've got to, like, stop eating good people and eat only bad people, okay? And Venom's like, okay, so what makes a bad person? And I was like, ah, here we go. We're going to go into the thing. So over the course of the movie, Venom as a character

does not eat anything that isn't fresh, right? Right. So, like, he won't eat cooked food. He won't eat anything that isn't Fresh right So like he won't eat Cooked food he won't eat anything that's Dead basically Which means that Eddie Brock Has to do a bunch of wacky things like jumping into A lobster tank

But at the end When in order to get him Into the convenience store Because why would he go to the convenience store if he doesn't eat Anything that's eaten right He goes to the convenience store, because why would he go to the convenience store if he doesn't eat anything that's eaten, right? He goes to the convenience store, and he's like, well, what do you want to eat? And you figure Venom's going to be like, I could go for two criminals and a larcenist. Who knows?

Larcenist? That's right. One larcenist. But instead, Venom's like, chocolate and tater tots would be good. You're like, wait, what? And then they go into the convenience mart, and of course, as they do that, the scene plays out again,

where it's like, give me your money. And you're like, okay, Venom's gonna eat this guy, right? And it happens, but it's that type of movie where it's clear the writers were like, yeah, at the beginning, he goes in there and he doesn't want to do it, but at the end, he goes back in

and he eats that dude, and that's like the payoff. But they didn't think, how do we get him back in the same convenient mart? Because he doesn't need to go there anymore. So Venom the character of the entire movie who's like I only eat fresh things and if I eat anything

that's cooked I puke and I get like really sick for some reason wants chocolate and tater tots now. It's a very like it has that is one of the least offensive moments in this movie of that caliber. There's many moments like that least offensive moments in this movie of that caliber. There's many moments like that where...

Because earlier in the movie, he tried to make tater tots because he was hungry, but Venom was like, it's not fresh, I don't want those. Oh, I see. I don't... Yeah, there's a lot of moments like that in this film where the motivations and the reasoning happen just so they can make the next scene occur. It's that kind of shit. Where it's like, oh, kind of shit Where it's like oh this would be a cool scene And this would be a cool scene

How do we get there? Just throw in some voice over lines It's like they duct tape a bunch of cool things together Absolutely There's some moments in this movie that are awesome There's some really genuinely great moments But there's also moments where Straight up it is just like.

What? Why? Yeah. And then they even do a see you in the sequel at the end. Which walking out of the movie I was like. Boy does this not deserve a sequel. But it's destroying the box office right now. So maybe it'll get one.

But yeah that was. It was entirely underwhelming. However the date that I went with, she loved it. I was like, okay. She's like, I thought it was great. I was like, oh, boy. Well, the tomato meter gives it a 32. The audience gives it an 89.

Yeah, I feel like it's one of those things that I just expected more from it And I should have gone in with zero expectations Because I think I tweeted, it reminds me of Like a late 90s, early 2000s Superhero movie Where no one involved With the actual superhero had anything to do

With the movie Just a bunch of dudes who thought it would be cool To make the movie this way It reminded me of Spawn, or the first Spider-Man movie, or some of the Batman movies. Things that

during that time period people thought would be awesome, but looking back, you're like, boy, this is terrible. This is not good. And it's just like that, except it's today's graphics and today's... Tom Hardy's an amazing actor. He's very, very good in it. But it's just very bizarre that it is, it's a movie that is one part horror movie, one part comedy, and one part, like, superhero action flick.

And it is such a weird mishmash. I was trying, I was talking with someone today about it, and I was like, I can't figure out what kind of genre it's supposed to be. And he said it's kind of like the movie Frighteners. I don't know if you've ever seen the movie Frighteners, but that is a movie that, it's Michael J. Fox, it's a horror movie about death chasing down ghosts, right? And I think Michael J. Fox either talks to the ghosts

or becomes a ghost, I don't remember the whole movie. movie but the whole point is it is both comedy and horror movie and while it's entertaining it's not what I would call a good movie but it's just like it it keeps you interested enough to see it one time I don't know that I ever go back and watch it again but yeah it's it's a very bizarre film I've never sat through anything like that in my life or i was just like what is this movie what is this supposed to be yeah huh thing is like al whenever i see uh a superhero movie i never go into it with big expectations like you said but like that's because i just expect it to be like a action uh just kind of like eh like you know i'm gonna watch them punch some stuff save some people make a couple like

one-liners and then that's that that's the attitude i should have but i think marvel has me spoiled where going into the avengers movies I always am like ready for excellence. But at the same time, I should know better because I didn't like Iron Man one or two. I thought the Thor movies were kind of like meh. Yeah, for some reason though, Captain America, I just think every movie is a Captain America movie. I love those movies. I love them like just a great deal. Yeah.

Guardians of the Galaxy was super fun. Even the second one, which I didn't like as much as the first one, I thought was a great, fun movie. But yeah, I guess I'm just blinded because DC ones, I went in and hated them. But I liked Wonder Woman. That was a surprise to me. I loved that movie. And honestly, I think Aquaman looks kind of dope. The Aquaman trailer looked, like, really cool.

Yeah, the Aquaman trailer looks great. Is that that one Khal Drogo guy? Yeah. Or Ronan from Stargate Atlantis. But that is, like, it looks good. They released a five-minute trailer from, I think, New York City Comic Con. It looks dope. It looks, they probably spoiled a bunch in that trailer, but it looks entertaining.

It looks fun. So, we'll see. That could be great. This is why, again, it's like, I don't really like getting into the lore of all the comic book type things. Because I feel like it's not super deep lore. I know people would be like, but like, you. Because I feel like it's not super deep lore. I know people would be like, But like, you know. I feel like comparatively.

Especially, like, I'm sure the comic books have better lore than the actual movies. Where they're trying to cut it down to like, A one hour, or hour and a half, two hour thingy. Clearly we are not meant to judge the comic book industry. Yeah, I'm very bad at judging it. Because I just, every one I see I'm like, eh, that was good. Like, I just, I see it once and I never want to see it again. Oh, I'm

I just, like I said, I think I'm spoiled. I think I'm super spoiled by just how much I loved Captain America Winter Soldier. I was like, that is a fucking good movie. And, yeah. I think I judge everything based off how much I enjoyed that. What else is coming out? What else is coming out?

First Man, Bad Times at the Elroy. Oh my God, that Lady Gaga movie came out this weekend. The lines to go see that movie Were great Coming out of one of the theaters were a bunch of crying women I was like what the hell happened to that movie What's it called Stars Born

A Stars Born Is a remake of a remake Of a remake of a remake I think Huh The first movie came out in 1937 Oh my god That's a lot of a remake, I think? Huh. The first movie came out in 1937. Oh, my God. Yeah. That's a lot of remakes.

The last one was Barbra Streisand. Oh, yeah. Wait, that's Lady Gaga? Yeah. Huh. She looks different when she, like, isn't, like, you know, wearing, like, the crazy outfit. Yeah, when she's not Gaga. When she's not Gaga, she looks like a human being. the crazy yeah when she's not gaga she's not gaga she's she looks

like a human being it's crazy that's crazy crazy that's crazy goosebumps to haunted halloween now there's what i'll be seeing i saw that i saw that and said krenda's gonna go see that movie no doubt look at this haunted halloween photos. Did you ever see Goosebumps when you were a kid? I saw the original series, yeah, way back when. That's what I mean. Yeah. Yeah, Goosebumps. It was like a really bad Twilight Zone for kids. Yes, but it had some really famous actors in it, which is crazy.

Did it? Like who? First off, Ryan Gosling was in it. Wait, but it had some really famous actors in it, which is crazy. Did it? Like who? First off, Ryan Gosling was in it. Wait, Ryan Gosling? Yeah, Ryan Gosling was in it. I'm trying to find the cast list. Who is Laura Vandervoort? Sounds like a real name. Vandervoort. Sounds like an evil villain.

Vandervoort. Laura Vandervoort. Oh, this is going to take forever. There's so many cast members. How am I going to find all the famous ones? Laura Vandervoort was in Smallville. Of course she was. And she was Anna in the movie Jigsaw.

Oh. But are you afraid of the dark? That was the other one. Don Cherry. Infamous Canadian legend, Don Cherry was in it. Oh my God. Yup. Amanda Tapping was in the show. Amanda Tapping, of course, everyone recognizes as the delightful major, Samantha Carter.

I was trying to think of what her... She's Samantha Carter from Stargate SG-1. Who's Booth Savage? Booth Savage worked on a movie called Canada-Russia 72. So, you know, killing it. Oh, he was in Degrassi? Next Class?

Oh, wow. I know, right? That's where Drake was. I know! That's where Drake was. A.J. Cook. How do I know. That's where Drake was. AJ Cook. How do I know AJ Cook? I don't know AJ Cook at all. She is in nothing I've ever seen.

Oh, she was murdered in Law and Order Special Victims Unit. Maybe that's why I know her. Hayden Christensen was in this show. Hayden Christensen was in this show. Hayden Christensen was in one episode. Right before, this is the last. He did an episode in 1997, maybe, I think. 1997. Yeah, Goosebumps.

He played Zane in Night of the Living Dummy 3. Huh. Mm-hmm. Oh, he was also in Are You Afraid of the Dark in 1999. Oh, there we go. Yup, yup. So this girl was also in Degrassi. Wow, a lot of these people went on to be in Degrassi.

I guess it's a Canadian thing. Was Are You Afraid of the Dark filmed in Canada? Because I feel like that's probably what happened. I think so. Or Goosebumps wasn't filmed in Canada. I think Degrassi was filmed in Canada, too. It definitely was. So all these Canadian actors was filmed in Canada too. It definitely was. So like all these Canadian actors are all in it again.

This is the problem that I have. Tara Vanessa looks like just a lovely young lady. She is definitely getting into some experimental films because in one of them, in 2012, she was in a movie called I Was a Boy and her character was named Reason. I don't know what the shit that means. Reason.

I am Reason. Okay, sure. I seem to recall like a bunch more, but Lord knows, I don't know. There's so many people listed here. I ain't got time to look through all them. There's a lot of people. Yeah, too many. Some might say too many.

I'd say too many. That's what I've been doing. Wow. Yeah. Seeing movies and looking up actors that's that's my life what have you been up to uh pretty much doing what i always did i did go uh out to eat we were next to like these people on a date and i'm pretty sure it's like a second date or a first date because there was a point where they were drinking, and then the guy was like, if I just came and picked you up on Thursday, what would you say?

And she was like, I'd probably be busy. Wow, ouch. And he is like, story of my life. And then they just like went quiet for like a few minutes, and then she had a drink but she didn't like her drink but then she like power drank through it anyway yeah i get that i'd be like i'm gonna finish this yeah it was uh it's definitely uh interesting bad date yeah but ouch man i had my chicken sandwich was pretty good i didn't care about them, I had my chicken sandwich. It was pretty good. I didn't care about them none.

I had my chicken sandwich. Yeah. And then aside from that, I've just been like being me. I really haven't done anything exciting. Speaking of drinking, I totally forgot. What? Remember the story about how when I went, this is years ago, when I was at that Overwatch party and we got drunk on George Clooney tequila?

Oh, yeah, I do remember that. I got in my mail this week two bottles of George Clooney tequila. I don't know who sent them. I don't know why they were sent, but they were. And I have them now. Wait, so you just randomly got them in the mail they're in my po box yeah and it does not say who sent them at all that's so weird yeah so i like to believe it was george clooney who was like sorry about that here get drunk on me thank Thank you, George Clooney. Wherever you're at, I believe you.

Hey, thanks, George Clooney. You're a nice guy. Yeah, or whoever sent those, but I'd like to believe it was George Clooney. Yeah, it was definitely George Clooney. Yeah, of course. He clearly listens to this podcast. No doubt. He might.

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windshield wipers, put on that, uh, the rain, rain block, and, uh, just, you know, watch yourself. It's gonna be slipping and sliding all over. It's like a slip and slide out there. But for your car, your car's going to be slipping and sliding. You don't want that.

You want traction. You want to keep going. So, I mean, buckle up, buckle in, and buy some of Crandor's Rain Be Gone. Put it on your car. It'll get rid of all that rain. Back to you. Thanks, Crandor. I don't believe any of that.

Now let's go over to the weather desk. How's that weather? Weather? It's raining out. Yeah, I feel like you just explained that. I did, but let's see if it's not raining in a random other place. All right, let's see here. Woppy.

Woppy activated. Six, four, five, three, two, three. Error. Beep, beep, two, three. Air roar. Beep, beep, beep, beep. Two, four, four, five, two. Beep, beep, beep, beep. Three. Air roar.

Two, four, four, six. One. Two. Air roar. R. A. A? C. two air roar r a a c rico michigan 43 degrees fahrenheit feels like 39 degrees fahrenheit uv index zero next 36 hours tonight rain cloudy skies periods of rain. Late, low, 40 degrees. Winds east, 2, 5, 2, 10 miles per hour.

Chance of rain, 80%. Monday, 53 degrees Fahrenheit. 100% chance, rain. Monday night, rain. Tuesday, rain. Tuesday night, rain. Yeah, it looks like a lot of rain. Tuesday night, rain. Yeah, it looks like a lot of rain.

Rarely do I do this, but I've never heard of Rako, Michigan. So I Googled Rako, Michigan. And the map was just a green field with a few roads. So I clicked on it, and literally the Google image for Rako, Michigan is just like a road and fields I'm not sure we even I don't think this is a real place It looks like it's like 10 minutes from the Canadian border It really must be Like it looks like you go down 28 then then you go up 75, and you hit Canada. Rayco is straight up in the Saltster.

What is this place? The Saltster Mary State Forest area. Saltster? Looks like it's up there in the U of P area. Yeah, it's definitely a national forest I don't know what this What is Salt What is Saltster

Salt Street No that's not street Salt Sweet Salt Sweet Anybody live or have lived Or been to Upper Michigan Tell us about Raco Michigan live or have lived or been to upper Michigan. Tell us about Raco, Michigan.

Yeah, what is Raco, Michigan is home of, let's see here. Well, not a whole lot. It is home of USFS 3153. Okay. W3366 Road. That's one of my favorites. Looks like four buildings. Okay, okay.

That I can tell. The US Forest Weather Service is there. That's nice. That's good. Oh, it is straight up in the middle of a... Wow, that is in the middle of... Why would they put a town or a county in the middle of a forest? Uh...

Well, right next door is Brimley. That seems like a city. I think I just went to Brimley. Really, it is. Hold on. From Rayco to Salt Street Marine. Salt. What is this?

What is Salt STE? What does that mean? How do you say that? I got to look it up. How do you say that? I don't know what anything is up here. It doesn't make any sense. Salt.

No one. It's abbreviated, but no one explains what the abbreviation means. What does that mean? Oh, no. The 15 best things to do in Salt Ste. Marie. You could go to the Sioux Locks. Okay. The Tower of History.

Love that one. Lake Superior State University, which literally looks like a log cabin. It looks like a log cabin. Oh, my God. I'm, like, looking through the town, like, to the east, and it is. There's a dude driving a car that looks like it's straight out of Mad Max. Again, 15 top things to do. Number 11, go to church.

Literally, holy name of Mary Church. 11 go to church literally holy name of Mary Church number 13 is the island books and crafts oh my god not even on the list is border country berries I mean listen even in the like big town over all I found is like a motel a bay mart and some some places in the United States are like

there's nothing there there's actually a lot of places nothing wow sometimes so there's one image and it says things to do games and amusement and the image is a waterfall what does that mean?

Well, you can, you know, you can waterfall it off. Roll your ass off, I guess. Roll off our famed waterfall. Wow. There is... Yeah. There's a place called Sugar Island next to it.

I feel like there's no sugar there. They also got the 10 best things to do in Brimley, Michigan, which is right east of it. And it's just fishing. Literally, they're all just fishing. Wow, this is... What is the nearest? Wow, there is... It's all state...

On the Canadian side, It is all state parks Yeah There is, the closest major town is Sudbury Which is surrounded by a national forest And then eventually You get to Toronto If you head about three states south You get to Toronto

Or Ottawa or Montreal Yeah, apparently The people up in Brimley Which which is right next where Rayco is, found glowing fluorescent rocks they are calling Euperlites. Yep, they are. Yep, they are. Brimley, known for the Euperlites. And that's the weather. I'm going to this view of Brimley.

Brimley, like right on the lake. looks beautiful, some of these houses are very very nice I would never want to live there Because this is where people get killed This is It's too quiet That's what I would say, some people are like I like how it's peaceful when there's nothing around I'm like, that makes me nervous

I'm like, you get killed here and nobody would know Yeah, I don't. You could be dead out there for months and no one finds your butt. I'm looking at this. They're right near the lake, which is beautiful. Like, you know, whatever lake that is. Lake whatever lake that is. Erie or Michigan or lake whatever.

It's all very, very nice. But, man, I wouldn't want to be out there. That's dangerous as shit. What if you have, like, a heart attack? You got, like, a 10't want to be out there. That's dangerous as shit. What if you have a heart attack? You got a 10-hour drive to the hospital. You're not making that. Yeah, no, you're done. Yeah, there's no hospital.

Brimley, there's no hospital. I'm the local hospital. John T. Doctor. You got to get your ass all the way to Saltstone Marie. That's where you got to go. Yeah. Yeah. No, thank you. Well, I guess you gotta go. Yeah. Yeah. No,

thank you. Well, I guess that's weather. Yeah, that's weather. All right, and what's going on, sports? Sports. We got ourselves another NFL day. A whole bunch of NFL action happening. We had, let me just check the writer.

The Houston Texans are beating dallas buffalo won again over tennessee i don't know how they do it uh carolina beat the giants bangles beat the dolphins the browns have won again the browns beat the ravens 12 to 9 in overtime yeah man browns two wins Two wins After not winning a game last year And only one game the year before that They are now the same record as the Pittsburgh Steelers

At 2-2-1 Yeah I can't I can't handle this This season's terrible If they would have kicked a couple field goals They'd probably be like 3-1 Or 4-0 right now

They'd be undefeated Cleveland Browns a couple field goals they'd probably be like three and one or four and oh right now they'd be undefeated cleveland browns um packers lost to the lions very sad kansas city beat jacksonville jets beat denver pittsburgh beat atlanta and the chargers beat oakland and minnesota beat philadelphia and then the other games rams won again they They're the Rams. And then Arizona beat San Francisco. Also, in baseball, the playoffs have started. Brewers already won. They swept the Rockies. They're moving on to the championship series.

Looks like the Dodgers are probably going to go, but they are losing right now. But they're up 2-0 in the series. Yankees, Red Sox tied 1-1. And Houston up 2-0 on Cleveland. All of them not what I want, but all right. Oof. Okay, well, what is our big news story of the day? Let's see.

Neighbor complain about Florida man doing yard work naked. Police say it's legal. I mean, that makes sense to me. You don't even have to convince me of that. I don't even need to hear that article to know that I agree with that. I just want to see what the man said if they talk to him. Sure, okay. I came out Sunday night to put out the trash,

and I look over, and he's bent over, winding up his hose. And I'm like, that is my view of the neighborhood, Melissa, a a neighbor told the news station he works on his car and he does it naked and everyone is called the police he's just out there doing yard work whatever he needs to do outside naked another neighbor believes the man should have some respect for children in the area kids catch the bus here it's wrong charlie s has said but please catch the bus here please say they can't do anything about it as long as the man isn't touching himself

inappropriately police can't tell the man to put his clothes on because he's on his own property I have seen people I have seen these people stand on their front step buck naked both of them and talk to a police officer the sheriff's department told me to turn my head and uh

this is what happens when you all want your personal freedom The sheriff's department told me to turn my head. And they interviewed the man. This is what happens when you all want your personal freedom. This is what it's about. Suddenly, you're pissed off when someone's naked. Well, you can't have it both ways, America. Either you got to accept a little dingle dangle in your life or accept restrictions. You can't have it both ways. It's not hurting anybody.

He's just doing his thing. Yeah, I'm on this guy's team. I agree. Let him. I assume both a husband and wife. Let him do it. They tried to interview him, but he declined. Said he's a very private person.

There you go. I get it. He should be private. Just because his privates are out doesn't mean he's not private. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Oh, here's a story somebody sent to me uh uh-huh so a man was arrested for offering two hundred thousand dollars to buy an eight-year-old at walmart uh-huh an 81 year old man was arrested after he allegedly offered $200,000

To buy a young girl from her mother At a Florida Walmart Buy a young girl What it's so bizarre Alright please continue I'm sorry He also looks Very You don't need to describe to me

I'm very well aware that he is a creep The person anyone offering that kind of money For a child very well aware that he is a creep. You don't need to... The person, anyone offering that kind of money for a child at a Walmart, you know is a creep. You don't need to prove it to me. I have to prove it to you. Yep. Yeah, no, he's a creep. That's a creep right there. There's just so much

baggage on his face. You know what he looks like? You know that meme of the mouth, the eyes, the nose that are smaller than the overall head and shrunk down? He looks like that. Yeah, he does. He looks like that meme of the mouth, the eyes, and the nose that are smaller than the overall head. He looks like that. Yeah, he does. He looks like he doesn't even know how he's still alive. Cove allegedly approached Tracy Nye and her eight-year-old who were sitting on a bench.

Nye didn't think the man was a threat at first. Then he began making offers. The first amount was $100,000, then $150,000, and then the final was $200,000. I then said, no, we have to go. Cove allegedly also grabbed the girl's arm and kissed her wrist. Oh, gross. Ew.

Using security camera footage, credit card payments, police identified him and are investigating whether he was involved in similar incidents. Probably. I'm going to go out on a limb and say an 81-year-old just doesn't decide to be a fucking creep. It's such a weird thing to have. Like, you're just sitting there, and some guy's like, 100,000. 100,000.

Did I ever tell you years ago when I was in college, I was waiting for a bus. And while I was waiting for the bus to arrive, a guy pulled up in a car and was like, hey, come on, get on in. I'll take you where you need to go. I was like, no, I'm good. He's like, come on, come on, I'll take you. I was like, no, I'm good. Thank you, though. He's like, come on.

He opened the car door. He's like, get in, get in. He's like, I got drinks and stuff. And I was like, no, thank you. You made it weird now, sir. And I turned and and stuff. And I was like, no, thank you. You made it weird now, sir. And I turned and walked away. He's like, fine, be that way. I slammed the door and drove off.

And I was like, what the shit was that? That is pretty weird. I feel like I was trying to drug me and kill me or some shit. Have his way with my butt. I don't know. I have no idea. Jesus, that is. But it happened.

And I was like, what the hell? No. Why would I get in a car with you? I think that's like, I think something happened weird like that with me when I was a kid. I remember at the grocery store

and then I remember like, I think I was like seven or something. Some like weird old man with like a mustache. This is when you find out that your parents aren't really your parents and you were raised by crazy grocery store people. I'm ready for this now it could be a dream but it could happen there's like this could have this there's like a 50 chance this happened uh and he was just

like hey how much for the how much for him and my mom was like what no i was not for sale he's like aha and like walked away part of me my seven-year-old brain or something like remembers that but part of me feels like i also dreamt it and i'm not sure yep i feel like that definitely happened to you it probably had definitely that definitely happened to you there's i believe that in heartbeat either way there's some weird people out there, everybody. And don't sell your kids. Yeah. Jesus Christ.

We gave you some tips. Don't sell your kids. Don't get in a car. Yeah. And don't trust anyone. Don't even trust us. Especially, here's the real truth. This is all with old weirdos.

The younger they are, trust them even less. Yeah. So there's definitely a bell curve of like, if they're 80, 90 years old, don't trust those people. They're like, let me, come on, get in my car. Don't trust them. Yeah. 60, 70, trust them even less. Yeah.

All right? 50, 40, do not trust those people. They are bad people. 30-20, those are psycho killers. Do not get in the car with them. But then the bell curve comes back down and you start to get to 10-year-olds. If a 10-year-old's like, get in this car!

Maybe get in the car! I don't know. Maybe you do that. If a baby's driving a car and the baby's like, come on, get in the car. Maybe you go on that adventure. It's like inside of a movie. It's like, pull up. Like, hey, get in the car.

It's like, hey, you're not old enough to drive. It's like, they said, get in the car. It's like, all right. Where are we going? Yeah, the bell curve goes back. At that point, if a baby, like if a 105-year-old's like, get in the car. Maybe you get in that car. Who knows what's going to happen?

And if it's like a 10-year-old and a talking dog, definitely get in the car. That's an adventure waiting to happen. That's like prime cartoons. It's like, we're going to the moon. And you're like, we can't go to the moon. And it's like, they start flying in the moon. I think a talking dog negates this entire thing. Because if a talking dog shows up, no matter what

the age, although still, never get in a 20-year-old's car because those people are killers. I disagree. 25-year-old talking dog, they probably got some conniving plans together. That's what I'm saying. 25-year-olds, no, don't trust them. They're evil. But 35, it's a little more trustworthy. If there's a 55-year-olds? No, don't trust them. They're evil. But 35? It's a little more trustworthy.

If there's like a 55-year-old man and a talking dog, that's going to be like a father figure to you, and he's going to take you on an adventure. The talking dog's going to be like, here we go again. Yeah. But if there are no talking dogs, don't get in people's cars! Don't do it. Just don't do it!

Don't do it. Just don't do it! Weird people, if that man had gone up to these people and was like, I want to pay you $200,000 and so does my talking dog, then maybe that story's a little bit different. But there was no talking dog, so it's not a different story. It's creepy. It's creepy and messed up.

Don't do that shit. Don't do it. It's creepy. And that's the moral. All right. Well, what a weird, bizarre way to end this podcast. I never thought I would go there. Yeah. creepy and that's the moral all right well what a weird bizarre way to end this podcast i never thought i would go there yeah well that's where we went uh thank you so much for listening to watching wherever you are but first creditor hit it with all the socials

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