Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 195- The music I liked sucks

Episode Date: May 6, 2019

The boys are back with another episode filled with random thoughts and noncontent. Today Crendor takes his shot as an inventor and Jesse is there for moral support. Also Jesse discovers his musical tastes from 2001 were crappy. Thankfully the news will make him forget all about the bad taste of terrible music by making him think of the bad taste of terrible canned food. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Get 15% off at http://meundies.com/crendor Go to http://thirdlove.com/COX now to find your perfect-fitting bra and get 15% off your first purchase.

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It's Cox and Crendor in the morning! Cox and Crendor in the morning! Hello everybody! Welcome to the exciting episode of Cox and Crandall in the morning. Hey-o, it's time for the show. What? Hey-o, it's time for the show. I'm not going to lie, I don't know. I don't know.

Okay. Hey-o. Hey, I like how you just like shook when you Oh That's uh It's like what's his name Bob Dylan or whatever What? Here we go

What? What? What? Yeah Bob Dylan right Just like Bob, Bob Dylan, right? Just like Bob Dylan. Bob Dylan known for being, Oh, hey, yo. Oh, welcome to the show.

That's exactly what I think Bob Dylan. That's who I think of. There's got to be somebody out there that thinks that. I mean, you. You're the somebody. Well, listen. I don't know, how are you doing? Man, I'm doing great I had an epiphany this week

I was in the car First off, amazing story Amazing LA story I don't know if anyone in the rest of the world can relate to this But I was driving into the office And there was in front of me A big gray Tesla. And it tried, either it was trying to get into the left-hand lane

or the left-hand lane car was trying to get into my lane, but this big Tesla almost collided with an almost identical gray small Tesla. And the big Tesla, like, swerved out of the way into the right-hand lane. And in the right-hand lane, almost hit another small gray Tesla. It was the craziest thing I've ever... I was like, what the... The Matrix broke. Something was wrong.

It was looking at three of almost the exact same car hit each other. I was like, this is out of bounds. That is, that's like the most LA thing. Yeah, it would have been a little more normal if it was like a couple Priuses or maybe a Ford something. No, this was just straight up Teslas. So a bunch of guys with too much money almost crashed into each other. And I was like, ah, okay. Los Angeles.

You'll be hearing from my lawyers. No, you'll be hearing from my lawyers. My lawyers are your lawyers. Oh, now I know. Why don't we just all buy new Teslas? Yeah, the guy in the third car was the lawyer. He's like, I'm both your lawyers I'm suing both of you But I was in the car

And I was I think there was like a 90's radio station Or something You know the old satellite radio Which I now love Before I was like satellite radio is radio station or something on the old satellite radio, which I now love. Before I was like, satellite radio is dumb. I'm never going to use this. And then I got a free trial for a year. It was great.

I was like, oh, man, I love it. I can't go back. It just sounds better and there's so much more choices. And I was like, I can't go back. And so there's like a 90s channel or maybe it was like a 2000s channel. And so there's like a 90s channel or maybe it was like a 2000s channel. Basically, I think it was an early 2000s channel and it was playing 2000s rock. And I realized most of the rock that in 2000, 2001, 2002 that I thought was really good is garbage. It's really bad.

Almost all the songs are just like, And the music is really angsty the songs are just like, and the music is really angsty and you're just like, God, they don't even have a message or anything to say in this music. It's like, I feel the blood in my hands, and you're like, what the what? That's

actually pretty true. It's either like, I woke up today and I don't know why I feel this way But I do Or there's the version that's like I get girls and I like them And I'm gonna take a ride On them

I like girls All these songs are terrible Just bad There's just there's nothing musically good about them it's always like the same few chords over and over again and it's just them like talking about like i'm gonna go out and meet my friends and we're gonna drink till the evening ends and you're like cool this is great It's not good But it also has like My parents don't understand

My parents don't understand So I'm gonna go crazy tonight Cause my parents don't understand You're like, this is terrible This is garbage Oh man, I must have listened for about 20 minutes just like Face palming the entire time

Why did I listen to this And I guess because I was younger But keep in mind I still would have been like In 2003 I still would have been like 22 Or 21 Or something

I would have been old I wouldn't have been old But I wouldn't have been young There's nothing about my life that was like I'm gonna go out And get hookers tonight Like what? Well you're not that band That band probably did go out and get hookers that night

They probably did but why would anyone be like This is going on the album bros This is going straight on the this is going on the album bros this is going straight on the ipad definitely going on the ipad oh my god they have this new thing called the iphone it's gonna be amazing bros do you think wait do you think anyone listens to music like on their ipad well i guess like maybe if you're like playing it in your house or something. But, like, you just never see, like, some guy out in public, like, holding his iPad at the gym or something. I never. The more powerful that iPhones get, the less I see a use for an iPad.

But I guess people need them. I just don't ever know why people have. Like, at one point in my life, I had an iPad and an iPhone. It was too much. I have an iPad, but I mainly just draw on it or write notes. Yeah, I can't even be asked to do that. I can't even be asked. I'm like, I have a computer.

That's what computers are for. Yeah. Sometimes you just don't want to be at the computer. Well, then that's why you have a phone. Sometimes phones are too small. That's stupid. That's phones are not too too i am blown away by the fact that i have some friends who have i watches or apple watches iphones and ipads and i'm just

like who are you you are i have to be conducted all the time bro it's like okay to me the watch is the most useless one and i know somebody's's going to be listening and being like, I love my Apple Watch. But the Apple Watch, it feels like it's going to go with you wherever you go. But it's so small to do stuff. And then you have your phone right there anyway. So it's like your iPad, at least it's a thing you can use at home. But I don't see the point of the Apple Watch. Unless you're like maybe

like a crazy business person but even then you could probably still take out your phone i have the exact same thoughts but everyone that i know who has one loves one and so here's i've deduced and sort of like boiled it all down to the real nuggets of what i think the reasoning is okay the reason to have an apple Watch is because you're that person who always looks at their phone, be it texts or emails, and you're like in a conversation with someone or you're doing something

and you can't not look at who just texted you for five minutes. So instead of reaching your pocket, pulling out your phone and being rude, now you can be a quick rude just by glancing at your wrist, figuring out who it is, and then looking back at the conversation

I'm convinced of this Convinced of this one true fact If you have an Apple Watch, you are that friend Who is like, it's nice being with you But other people could want to talk to me Convinced of this Convinced of it That's actually pretty true, I think you're onto something with that

I know I'm onto something I watch it happen frequently. Where someone's just like, yeah, yeah, this is interesting. And I'm looking at my Apple Watch. Okay, well, that wasn't more important than you, so let's keep talking. You're like, cool, cool.

I, uh, yeah. It's, uh... Because it has nothing to do with time. It's not a time piece. You don't care about the time. It literally exists to give you a quick rundown of what is happening in your life without having to pull out your phone. It's that. Like, that's it. Or maybe you use it for, like, health stuff.

But I think that's a small minority of the actual owners. Well, I think. Oh, yeah. Like, when you run or or something it checks your heart rate and all those things yeah there's like a new feature now where it it checks your like heart rhythm or something and so you can figure out if your like heart's getting screwy that's so crazy there's like new medical stuff to it so i understand why some people wanted for that but in my experience most people or it just makes them more rude like before when they didn't have it they

would they would be in your life like, oh yeah, this is interesting. And then once they got it, now they're like, well, all I have to do is look at my wrist and either way, I don't like it. Either way, I don't like the Apple Watch. Well, I think we've hit that point where technology in general has kind of stagnated again it feels like it happens every so often like it hits a point it's like all right what else are we gonna do with the phone and it's like uh i don't know make it waterproof

uh make it slightly faster uh make the camera slightly better. And it's like, you know, it's like, when's the like next big new thing? Like, I feel like we need that now. We're at the point where we need an innovative thing. What would you consider big and new? Well, I mean, like the iPhone when it first came out was big and new. That's what I mean. Like something like that. The changes.

Well, use your brain and come up with the next new thing. What is big and new to Crendor? All right, big and new. All right, so if we go back in time, I think some of these bigger things, like iPhone, maybe like CD players, DVDs, HD television. I'm going to go ahead. All right. And I'm going to create the next big thing right here.

I'm waiting for it. Okay, what's something that people do every day? Eat, sleep, drink, drive, walk, talk to people. Yes. Yeah, okay. Now, let's say, all right, I'm going to pick one of those and take eating. Okay. All right, we need to make eating. You're going to change the concept of eating? I'm going to pick one of those and take eating. Okay. All right. We need to make eating.

You're going to change the concept of eating? I'm going to change the concept of eating. Whoa, okay. Hello, and welcome to CrenCon. Today, I'll be changing the concept of eating. Everybody likes to eat, right? You go out to eat. You cook at home.

You eat your food. You want to taste the food. You want to, you know, whatever. But what if I simplified the way you eat? Yeah, I'm not, I don't follow. Okay, well. How do you simplify the process of eating? What do you eat for breakfast?

Today, for example, I had a bagel. Okay, well, how did you acquire that bagel? At the grocery store. So you had to go to the grocery store, buy that bagel. Okay. Uh, well, well, how'd you acquire that bagel at the grocery store? So you had to go to the grocery store, buy that bagel, then go home, then make it. Well, I mean,

I bought it yesterday, but yeah. What if you hired a guy that would just go to the store, come to your house, make you that bagel, and that's it. And you had like your own personal chef cooked you everything. Those exist, though. You haven't changed anything so far.

You've just made sure that. Those exist? Personal chefs definitely exist. No, like faster, higher quality, casual, like the Uber of personal chefs. You just call her personal chef. Personal chefs exist. I don't know. Does like a Uber service for personal chefs they just call her personal personal chef personal chefs exists uh i don't know it's like a uber service for personal chefs exist i feel like a lot of people would have problems just inviting random strangers into their home to cook like here's where i keep all my knives

said about ubers like oh i think i don't know if i would want to get some random person's car yeah but your home is like you know your home once they're in you invite cleaner people over yeah but they have to oh i guess you could make them reputable yeah let's see wait uber chef they already beat you to it chef we can uberize that chef applies the sharing economy to personal chefs they already did it they. They already beat you to it. This is what I'm saying. I don't know what to do. Everything's being done already.

And the things that aren't done already, I can't think of, which is the biggest problem. All right. Come on. Come on. You have to be able to think of something. Okay. All right. What is the thing you like to do the most?

What is the thing you like to do the most? Actually, scratch that. What do you like to do the most? What is the thing you like to do the most? Actually, scratch that. What do you spend your most time doing? Sitting in a chair. Okay. How can you make that experience better? Make the chair better. How can you make the chair better?

What parts of the chair need to be better? Let's see. You can use some better back support. You can use something that makes me sit the proper way. Sure. You could use probably just like an ergo dynamic chair, right? That's what they call it, ergo dynamics. Well, here's the thing.

What's the next thing you do the most? Well, here's the thing. What's the next thing you do the most? Go walk or go to the gym or exercise. Okay. So what you need is a chair that both supports you and exercises you. Oh, shit. You need an exercise chair.

Like a recipe for disaster. All right, what's the third thing you do the most? Exercise chair, rip my legs off. What's the third thing you do the most? Eat. You need a chair that both feeds and exercises you. It'll never have to go anywhere again. You'll never have to move. If you cut a hole in the bottom of it, you can just take it to poop too.

You don't need anything. So we just need to create a chair is what you're saying. Yeah, but like a toilet. We need to create a toilet that you can game on. It's gotta be like the gamer toilet chair. We'll call it the throne. How about a gamer chair?

Not like one of those dumb DX racer chairs. Gamer toilet. Do you think that exists? Gamer toilet. Gamer toilet. Shut up. Oh, my God. They definitely do. This sucks i don't like this at all i don't like this

too fast now i don't like this at all going too fast oh this is awful what of course it's japan that did it i don't like that the toilet seat lights up. Also, that for some reason on the logo for this thing, it's a PlayStation toilet seat. Yeah, it's a PlayStation toilet seat. This only happened like a month and a half ago. I don't like this. I don't like where the world's going. A gaming's toilet tank is also outfitted with an array of hardware, most noticeably Glacier White PS4 strapped to its

front face, hanging on a hook on the left side as a headphone microphone set. I don't like this. I don't like any of this. This sucks. It's also got ergonomic pads to provide cushiony support for hamstrings and buttocks if the material is rubbery enough extra grip. Mmm, I don't like this. But you just said it's what we needed.

You know what? Sometimes we're too busy, worried about whether we could. We don't stop and think if we should. So I'm going to just be okay. I'm going to be okay. Yeah. be okay i'm gonna be okay yeah you know sometimes we just go far enough that we've gone too far yeah we just went too far we went way too far for our own good and i'm fine i'm fine we don't need to we don't need any of that we're good uh yeah so i guess that's... I was listening to music while driving in a car.

Oh, yeah. That's how we got there. Oh, my God. I was going to bring up... I was at Target, and there was this woman walking by with this guy, and she's, like, really loud. He cheated on me with her! But then she started laughing. So I don't know if that actually happened or if like it was a social experiment thing where she was just saying it

out loud to see the reaction she got and then it made me think like about social experiments and how it's just breaking the norms of society or like you wouldn't just yell something like that or like do something like that but if you did it disrupts like the whole social i don't know i think social experiment wise it's really just doing something that people don't expect and seeing their reactions right yeah social experiments are kind of dumb because it's just like yeah i'm gonna do something that may or may not be annoying or something different or something weird that goes against the norm and just study how people react. Yeah.

And most of the time it just is like a prank. Like someone trying to do something weird and like they reacted negatively towards me coughing on them. Like, well, yeah, don't do that, you dick. Well, I think sometimes it can be fun. Like I was watching Tom Green andy milanakis's stream and it was pretty funny they like met up in japan and there's this one guy and he's like oh hey it's tom green i i know you and he like kept shaking his hand but like he wouldn't let go and he was just like oh yeah and he's like i'm from sweden and the guys and tom green's like oh yeah sweden

you know ikea meatballs all that good stuff yeah i love Sweden but he like wouldn't let go of his hand and the guy's like all right uh all right and then he kept doing it and then Tom Green's like yep and then he like finally lets go and he's like all right bye and then he walks away and Tom Green's like dude that guy wouldn't let go of my fucking hand like you know he like makes it funny but like it's not just like prank bro we just like slammed the door in some old lady's face, and she thought we'd hold it open. You know? Well, yeah. I mean, there's a difference between being a prankster.

Don't even know. Just a dick. Just being an asshole and not. There's a way to go about doing funny bits without being like, yeah, and then we ran that old lady off the road. She didn't know what hit her. It was a car. What else happened to you this week? Honestly, not that much.

Was this a slow Crenn week? This was a slow Crenn week. That's like the only thing I wrote down, really. I went to the gym i walked around uh it was hot it was cold it's katie perry song i was about to say uh-huh uh yeah didn't really do much aside from finding out that my musical tastes when i was younger sucked and uh oh i helped my parents make a bed That was pretty fun Yeah they got

I didn't know my parents had such a small bed They had a full size bed Not a king queen Like a full size bed Like a bed right above a twin size bed Um I've had a queen size bed For a long time And so seeing that my parents had a smaller bed blew my mind.

I was like, what? So they finally get a queen-size bed, and they had to get a new bed frame. And so I went over and helped them build this bed frame. And you know that too many cooks thing? That's my parents. My parents are the too many cooks. They straight up, my mom will say to do a thing. My dad will be like, let me see those directions.

And he'll say to do a thing. The directions sucked. It was definitely a made in China product where the directions ended, but there were still pieces left, like big pieces that it didn't explain how to put them together. And so I was just like looking at the images. I was like, okay. That's one of those things where that's why a lot of people don't go to Ikea because you got to build everything. And some things it's like, you know, pretty all right. But other things I wouldn't buy at Ikea just because I know I'd take like 20 years to build them.

Well, it wasn't hard. Looking back, the process wasn't hard. The problem was the instructions were so crappy that my mom and dad both saw different things. So a great example is on the bed frame, there were sort of these cross divider rails that sort of support weight, right? They were designed to support your legs or your back or whatever.

sort of support weight, right? They were designed to support your legs or your back or whatever. And the way they were set up was they had two sort of downward facing prongs on the end, and the illustration would not, like

it didn't properly show you how to put them in. Because if you look, it was kind of like one of those 3D optical illusions, because if you looked at it from one angle, it was you put the metal rod on the outside, and you screwed it in. But another angle, you look at it, and it looks like it's going inside the piece,

and you screw all three together from the inside. And so they're sitting there trying to figure it out, and my dad's like, no, this is how you do it. Mom's like, no, this is how you do it And mom's like no this is how you do it And the crazy thing is it could have been either way There was no actual instruction There was no Text at all

It was literally just images and arrows And so there was no actual instruction On what to do And I was like this is insane And then pieces were missing And Like the directions, there was literally one step completely missing. Yeah. Meanwhile, all the reviews online for this bed frame were just through the roof.

Like, it's a great bed frame, so it may be great. But thankfully, you can just use your brain to figure out how it fits together. But the directions made it just more complicated it sucked yeah it's uh i don't know building shit's just annoying but i don't know i don't mind doing it as long as it's not like missing stuff like i remember i bought that uh it's like target uh table thing where it had like a drawer yeah you put a lamp on it or whatever but like part of the drawer wasn't in the thing and I was like it's got to be here but it wasn't there so I had to call their like customer service thing and they're like sir do you have the number and the thing

or that I was like I'll just not use the drawer I'll just like keep it in there and it looks like the drawer works so I've just done that For like years that's honestly With the desk I'm on right now The drawer in the middle Of this desk has No back there's no back To the drawer yeah that's I think mine is and so what will happen is

I'll put stuff in it close the drawer It'll just roll out the back I'll be like where'd that shit go and I'll just see it On the floor I'm like are you kidding me And so literally I just Remo out the back. I'll be like, where'd that shit go? And I'll just see it on the floor. I'm like, are you kidding me? And so literally I just removed the drawer entirely. I just took the drawer out. I was like, this is the most useless piece of garbage. What?

I can't. No matter what, everything falls out the back. Why would you give me a drawer with no back? I don't. I don't. I don't know. It's got to be just somebody in the factory just like forgot to put it in or something right i i don't know i don't know it seems like if you had the problem and i had the if what is a secret

society the no drawer society the backs of drawers I'll tell you what they're taking the drawers they're just burning the backs of drawers and I tell you what they got brain slugs George

George have you ever noticed how there are no backs to drawers anymore? What's it mean? What does it mean? Is this the Illuminati, George? Do you think

Chupacabra stole all the backs of our drawers, George? George? Now, you better not be joking about Chupacabras, because those things aren't going to attack you in your sleep. What? Oh, I don't know. Oh, was that you, George, or was that you? For a minute, I thought you were like, whoa, hold on.

Don't joke about chupacabras. I was like, wait, what? Anti-radar camera protection, which is why we don't have any photos or video evidence. I honestly truly believe that Chupacabra is where you drew the line. Hold on now. Do not talk poorly about Chupacabra. Better not. Oh, my God.

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Grendor, how's that? Traffic over. Oh, traffic has been kind of all over the place lately, mainly because most of the country, it either cold then hot then hot then cold It's a Katy Perry song again. I keep referencing Katy Perry, but it really is hot He kissed a girl and he liked it That's true. Also, uh I don't know if there's cars and stuff watch out on the road and the traffic

All right, let's go over to the weather desk. How's that weather? Weather time. Let's kick in the old Woppy. Woppy activated. Beep, bop, beep, beep, beep, bop, beep, bop, six, six, five, two, three. Osage City, Kansas. Osage City?

Osage sounds like the name of... Osage City sounds like the name of a Star Wars character. I am Osage City. Osage City here. A bounty hunter on the outer rim hunting Han Solo. Oh, yeah. That's it.

Yeah, that's pretty good. Woppy, keep going. Osage City, Kansas, outside of Kansas. As of 6 p.m. Central Standard Time, 76 degrees. Feels like 76 degrees. High, 76 degrees. Low, 59 degrees. UV index, 1.

Next 36 hours, thunderstorms likely. Low, 59 degrees. chance of rain 80 percent monday thunderstorms scattered variable clouds with thunderstorms especially in afternoon high 73 degrees fahrenheit monday night thunderstorms tuesday thunderstorms tuesday night thunderstorms damn i can't tell if woppy's broken or yeah kansas is about to get thunderstorms damn yeah that's a lot of thunderstorms man you know watch out in kansas you know what i miss about the summer what on those days like la doesn't have this on those days, especially in the Midwest When it's really, really, really hot

And you know that night It's gonna rain Yeah, I love those It's like a really hot, crappy day It's like, oh, the humidity But you know at night time it's gonna be like And the rain's gonna come I love those days

We don't get that on the West Coast Maybe if you go north But in LA, that does not happen here Yeah I love that too I love that it's like nice and hot And the thunderstorm comes in and the air feels Refreshed and cool Yeah it's great

The only thunderstorm that comes in is the Like whistler tip Like noise that comes off Of loud cars and the smog It's like, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop. All right, let's go to the sports desk. Sports, welcome back to the sports desk. We've got some sports news for you.

First off, let's hop into baseball. Tell you how that's been going on in the standings. Top team right now in the AL is the Tampa Bay Rays somehow. Then Minnesota. Wow, there's some random teams up here. Houston also up there. And Yankees, Cleveland, and Seattle. Over in the NL, you got Philadelphia at top

with Atlanta right behind them. You got St. Louis and the Cubs up there. But the Cubs have won six in a row. St. Louis lost three in a row. Cubs only half a game back. They played a night, so that could do the old swip-swap as well with Milwaukee. Only a game behind them.

Wow! And in the West, the Dodgers atop with the Diamondbacks. Only a game and a half behind them. Then we swap it over to hockey. St. Louis beat Dallas today. That goes to a game seven now. That's going to be a big game. That's going to be a big game.

That's a huge game. San Jose up 3-2 on Colorado. Boston up 3-2 on Columbus. And the Carolina Hurricanes swept the Islanders. While we and over in basketball in the NBA. Raptors even up the series with the 76ers. What about the Nugs? What about the Nugs?

The Nugs are going live with their pregame right now, but they're down 2-1 to Portland in that series. Blazers and the Nugs, man. Blazers and the Nugs. Blazers and the Nugs. In that series, Milwaukee up 2-1 on the Rockets, who just won yesterday. And that is the sports. Okay, Crandall, what is our big news story of the day? Big news story of the day. Big news story of the day. Hold on, let's see.

Somebody's got to link to us a pretty good story. They always do. Somebody saw Mike Diamond on a truck. I did see that. Someone tweeted us out Mike Diamond. That was pretty great. 20 Juan Savage for that tweet. Florida man claims sexual role-playing let to shoot out with deputies.

Well, we found our article. We have found it. All right. I need to know the A to B to C on this one. All right. Yeah, let's see. Also, somebody linked an article that said suspicious object leads police to shut down state street but it was just a can of chef boyardee on wheels wait what yeah uh boy are hell i'll keep that one for the story after

uh there we go okay so first up uh a florida man involved a shootout with police is asking for all his charges to be dismissed neighbors called police after disturbance between laforest gray and his wife but he said it was all part of their sexual role playing well i'm an artist not a criminal writes gray in a letter to a judge as he attempts to get himself out of jail on february 13th he took to instagram live to stream a standoff he had with orange county deputies in orange or orlando florida according to police neighbors told investigators they allegedly saw gray punching and dragging his wife by her hair oh god uh my wife and i were role-playing in one of our many adventures absolutely no crimes were committed and i certainly didn't do anything to hurt her in

our role-playing adventures we have traveled purchased specific items added other members and have acted the part in our videos time out time out what is the wife said about this i feel like we don't need to hear what he has out time out what is the wife said about this i feel like we don't need to hear what he has to say the wife is the missing piece yeah he that that does seem like we need the wife we can't just yeah this we can't just have like it sounds to me like you're about to end this article and i refuse to let you end this without anyone interviewing the wife. Yeah, that seems that's a pretty important part. Like this guy's like, yeah, we were abusive guys. Just like, dude, it's just role playing, man.

Yeah. What do you think? If she was like, yes, you know, we do get a little freaky. Then I'd be like, okay, funny story. But if not, then terrible story. One of the worst stories. All right. Also, this one popped up what you can't you can't just we're literally we're gonna cliffhanger me like that oh my god are you kidding me i gotta do it because meth smoking florida man attacks mattress in jealous

rage it's not even that long. An apparently hallucinating Florida man used a bedpost to attack a mattress where he thought a man was hiding. In a Facebook post, the sheriff's office quoted the girlfriend of 37-year-old Felipe

Oquendo as saying that he began acting erratically early Friday. The girlfriend told deputies Oquendo thought she was cheating on him with a man he thought was in the mattress. She said Oquendo hit the mattress with a bedpost, ripped it apart, and locked the bedroom door. She was able to escape and call the police.

He admitted he was smoking meth. She definitely was cheating on him. Probably. If she wasn't before, she is now. That guy sounds crazy. And now, the big news story of the day. Chef Boyardee. The suspicious Chef Boyardee cane on wheels leads Chicago cops to shut down street.

Why is it on wheels? There's boys on wheels. I don't know, but it is. A Chicago street was shut down on Tuesday after cops spotted a suspicious package that turned out to be an educational and tasty school project. The package that spooked police officers turned out to be an odd contraption, a can of Chef Boyardee ravioli and a thin green wire taped to a set of wheels investigators briefly shut down the streets uh state street and Chicago transit authority red line which ran underground a spokesperson for DePaul University which is located in Chicago told the news outlet that the design student was responsible for the can on wheels served as a prototype of a vehicle created for a class assignment. And here, let me link this for you.

I'm ready to see this. All right, here you go. It's literally just like roller blade wheels. Yeah, how do we describe this? It is straight up a can of Chef Boyardee, unopened. Unopened can of Chef Boyardee green taped to skateboard wheels or maybe roller skate wheels and then there's like a little antenna hanging out the back of it and it just is like in the middle of a road and i think those straws how is it held together i

don't there's like looks like straws but I think they might just be like wooden rods or something I don't know yeah, someone just made a little car out of shipper D why I don't know but I can under I can understand why the police would be suspicious because If anyone's ever eaten chef boyardee it is an explosive case of diarrhea Yeah, I Just put on sunglasses. I'm good. Yeah Yeah I just did that Well there you go That's a good story

We had three stories none of which had endings I just want to point out the news Sucks we had three stories One they didn't interview the wife The most important thing Two there is literally a story About like a man destroying a mattress because there was like someone cheating but not cheating and we don't even no one's

addressing the drugs that he was on no one even brings up the fact the dude was on super meth and then three there is literally an unopened can of chef boyardee and they're like well we thought it was an explosive why they think that what led? What led them to that? Did someone report it? There's things here that don't, like, did no one go up to the Chef Boyardee and be like, that's just Chef Boyardee. Like, I don't, I don't, the news sucks. The news sucks and they don't like it. News does suck.

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