Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 212 - Captain America's Bad Day

Episode Date: September 23, 2019

The week Jesse finds himself suffering from a mysterious illness, while Crendor is suffering from being so swole. The boys also deep dive into the great candy debate raging across twitter and learn about a strong contender for Florida Man's rival. All this and so much more on an all new Cox n' Crendor! To get your 15% off your first pair, free shipping, and a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee, go to http://meundies.com/crendor Get a free pair of socks with purchase at http://stance.com/cox

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Trending in the morning. Hello, everybody. Welcome to an exciting episode of Cox and Crandor in the morning. Hey, how's it going? Oh, I'm messed up. Dude, I'm so messed up. I am. I apologize to everyone listening. This might be. I don't know what this podcast is going to be like. I'm in a haze.

Are you like, so many things have happened to you blame this on. I couldn't tell you. But Friday, I did a one chip challenge. This company sent me a one, like one death chip. Yeah. And so I ate it and it was very spicy, but I was like, that was fine. Saturday, I woke up and had breakfast at this place. And the breakfast was kind of like, I don't know, it felt a little weird.

Like something was off about the breakfast. All right. Then I went to a wedding and had some alcohol and around, I don't know, midnight, I'm driving home from this wedding and clearly I didn't have a lot of alcohol because I was driving. Yeah. But I started shaking I was getting cold And I don't know

I've never felt this way before This has never happened to me I was very very cold And I kept getting These chills So I turned up the heat in my car And it wasn't working I was still very very cold

So I got home And was like, I gotta do something. So I turned on the shower and stood in the shower. I'm going to say maybe an hour, just the hottest water possible, just trying to get warm. And I couldn't, I, I, I was shaking, just shaking and I couldn't stop. And I have no why um needless to say uh not long after I just puked everywhere I was so sick uh and today I woke up and I've just been in a haze all day and my body's just hurt I guess that's what happens when you shake violently for two hours um but I thought you're making that up because you put hashtag head on your thing it was that

was a joke that was that was me joking I thought that's gonna be up because you put hashtag Ed on your thing. That was a joke. That was me joking. I thought that was going to be one of those like, man, it's freezing out here with uncontrollable shakes. Then tomorrow you're like, shake shacks, uncontrollable shakes. No, that was just me joking around. Oh, all right. So it was like a me issue where you're actually dying on the inside. Oh, yes.

No, it was bad. I was really messed up. I was violently shaking and I couldn't stop and I had no idea why. And today someone – it might have been Kristen. Someone was talking about how like they looked up the symptoms. They were like, I think you had food poisoning, which I've never had before. That's never happened to me. And so this was an entirely new experience.

I honestly thought I was gonna I was like I think I'm dead I think this is how I go Because I couldn't stop shaking I was freezing Like I've never felt that way before I've had that The flu

But usually the flu doesn't just last Like one night Yeah Well I think it's You know Because I puked everywhere I think probably I got it out of my system

Whatever it was But like I don't know what I don't know if it was the chip I don't know if it was The But, like, I don't know if it was the chip. I don't know if it was the weird breakfast I had. I don't know if it was the wedding. It was, like, a perfect storm. And something got me.

It was at this diner place that we go to sometimes, but it was just, like, the food tasted a little strange. Like they didn't cook it all the way or something? I don't know. Like, it was good, but it just seemed a little, I don't know, maybe cold. Ah, I see. I don't know. But I just, maybe it was a perfect storm, and all of it just got me. But by the end of the night, I was done.

And all day, I've just been a mess. My whole body is just wrecked. And I, yeah, I've just been a mess. My whole body is just wrecked. And I, yeah, I don't know, man. Today we went to Grand Central Market, which is this really awesome place that I think you probably love in downtown LA. That is a bunch of different restaurants. And they're all very, very good and very, very cool. And we went down there just to get food. And I was just, I want bread.

I just want a lot of carbs in my body, something to make me feel good again. But I've just been in a haze all day. Everything about this entire day has just been awful. Every time I move, I have a headache. My legs hurt, just both of my legs. My calves, because I guess i was shaking so much they were so tense it's like i worked out my legs a bunch like everything about me hurts i am in i'm in a bad place i it sucks it sucks that's not fun well it was awful man it sucked i uh my body's kind of sore but it's because i've been uh

lifting weights so oh well yeah you're doing much better yeah i learned how to deadlift so i've been doing some deadlifts uh very fun i like deadlifts now i see why everybody likes them um so i had like a i had a personal training session and i was like i already know how to do like all the machine stuff. I want to learn some free weight stuff, mainly deadlifts. And they were like, I love deadlifts. So they showed me how to deadlift, and then I did some tricep. They'd call them skull crushers.

You hold the bar up above your head, right? Yeah, and then you bend it backward. Oh, my God. My triceps are like actual jello. My arms were shaking shaking i was like oh my god uh so it's one of those things where you realize even though you've been working out for over a year that you only work out certain muscles and then there's other muscles that are very weak still and i'm like all right well now i know what to work on now so it's like a whole

new world i mean that's how you can get big buff guys with little tiny legs. Yeah exactly So I started working those and then we did some squats. Oh my god squats will destroy and There's a couple of shoulder press stuff. So it's made us a lot of bar stuff, but then that was on Thursday So I went back today to do some more Some more deadlifts cuz I woke up after like six and a half hours. And I had to watch the Packer game, of course. So I didn't get my full eight hours.

So I was a little, you know, wonky. And I was like, you know what I need? I need to go to the gym. So I went to the gym, gave me that energy. I was deadlifting, doing all the weights, doing everything. And then I went in the sauna, got my 10 minutes of sauna heat. Some guy tried to talk to me and he was just like talking to this other guy's like so what do you do and he's like i work it and he's like yeah i wish i

could do that shit and the guy's like haha yeah huh you can tell me what he did uh well uh i'll get to that hold on okay all right i'm getting ahead i'm so sorry so that guy's already in there so he's like probably like i don't want to talk to this guy so he gets up and leaves well i i'm like this i know this guy's gonna talk to me it's gonna be great material so he turns to me and he's like hey what do you do after like minute, and I'm like, I make internet videos. And he's like, no shit. That's crazy. And he's just, to paint you a picture, he's probably like a six foot two bald.

Looks like he used to be like the cool kid in high school. And then gained a bunch of weight. And is like in the gym trying to lose it in the sauna by like oh for a brief moment I thought it was like Jason Statham but okay no uh he kind of looked like Mr. Clean all right but you know like if Jason Statham got fat yeah he kind of looked like if Mr. Clean was like 30 years older and like out of his prime. Oh, Mr. Clean. So I was like, I don't even still got it. So I was like, what do you do?

And he's like, I sell electric chargers for cars. Oh boy. And I was like, oh wow, that sounds cool. And he was like, yeah, except they're going to fire me soon. What? I was like, why are they going to fire you? And he was like, well, i want to do things my way and they want me to do things their way and i said i've been doing this 35 years i know what i'm doing and they said you don't you just go on the phones and sell the chargers and i'm like i'm a people

person i gotta be with the people face to face let me get out there with the people and they want me to be some telemarketer so you know what screw that i'm gonna do it my way they'll probably fire me that's all right i got i'll get another job and i was like oh that's cool uh i love this guy was like well you're stuck in here with me you're my therapist yeah pretty much it's like every once in a while you get that guy that just goes into the sauna just to do it it's like listen i want to be here i just want to get my like five ten minutes of heat and get out so i realized it was getting past 10 minutes and i was like starting to die in there i'm like listen but i i'm i gotta get out of here because i don't want

my blood pressure to be like 800 over 500. So it was good talking to you. And he's like, hey, good talking to you. I actually forgot what his name was. It was like Russell or Gary or some shit. And I was like, hey, neat. And then I just got out of there. Hey, neat. I love it.

He's like, hey, nice talking to you. My name is Russell. And you're like, neat. And just left. Hey, neat, nice talking to you. My name is Russell. And you're like, neat. And just left. Hey, neat, man. So that was my gym today. And then I ate a chicken sandwich, did some Warhammer, watched some football. Good day.

Sounds good. I can't watch football anymore because the Steelers suck. Oh, yeah. We can talk about that in the sports section. They are bad. Oh, yeah. We can talk about that in the sports section. They are bad. Yes. Okay. Well, trying to think of what else happened to me that isn't pain.

Oh, my God. All right. This is painful, but in a funny way. So the other day I was driving from my apartment. And where I live, during some parts of the of the year gets very touristy, right? You know, a lot of people from out of state come to like go around the area on bikes or those awful little scooters that are everywhere now, that kind of stuff. So I'm driving down the road and coming at me are four dude bros of the highest caliber on bikes. And they are in my lane, taking up the whole lane, coming at me.

Right? Yeah. They're not going the right direction. They're on the wrong side of the road. They're doing everything wrong. They're coming right at me. And, you know, I'm driving towards them. And they stop and post up.

Like, getting ready to throw. Like, just like, come at me, bro. You gonna get me? I always think of, like of a basketball player like Shaq In the paint I don't think of people getting ready to fight Oh they were just like you know They puffed out their chest

One guy like turned his head a little bit He like crooked his head or whatever that's called He looked right at me like What are you gonna do you gonna hit us And I like Drove around them I was like, what are you going to do? Are you going to hit us? And I like drove around them. I was just like, what are you doing? And they all turned to look at me just like, yeah, that's right.

That's right. What? I'm not going to run over four idiots just because you guys are acting stupid. Yeah, you better not. You better not kill us and ruin your car. What? It was such fake bravado. Like, no one in the world is going to run over four guys just because they're like,

what are you going to do about it? We run this town. We run this road. What? I'm not going to run you over. It was so simple, I just drove around them. It's like they're just looking for a fight just to feel good. Yes.

Yes. It was so weird. I don't understand that. I don't understand when people do that it's so strange to me i mean it you can see that like in school and shit like it just it carries over into their adult life it's the kids on the playground you know some kids just walking down they're just like hey where you going we have uh we have something to pick with you and they're just like no i'm just walking to get my thing they're just like no you got in our way now we gotta beat you up or make funny because that's just their uh you know

they probably got bad home lives or stress or like something and they're just taking it on someone else make them feel better to see four grown-ass adults riding their little bikes in the middle of the street and as I approached them they were ready to fight me. They were ready to fight me. For some reason I wasn't going to move out of the way because I guess they thought that they would

basically what it tells me is they knew they were in the wrong and rather than move and admit they were wrong they wanted to fight me to prove how unwrong they were. Because they clearly had to have known because they saw me coming and then got mad that I would think I had the right of way. So they better move. Right?

I don't know. I don't know. I just, there are three lanes. I just drove around them. It wasn't hard. It was so weird. I was like, all right. Some days I'm like, I'm too old for this i'm just too old especially after having food poisoning oh man

i've actually uh i've been trying to cook at home at more cook at home at more that doesn't make sense i've been trying to cook at home at more uh so like me and toaster one we make the blue aprons well we're eating out a lot so now i've been uh i'll just go buy groceries and then we just cook it up so like today made of hamburgers i made of the hamburgers so we ate of the hamburgers this is a very good what what kind of hamburgers do you have did you what'd you put on it uh usually i do a uh saute some mushrooms saute some onions and you get some of that like butter leaf lettuce and a slice of tomato and then uh cheese i like monster cheese very simple

what a simple burger yeah i don't like putting like sauces and stuff on it i can get too sugary it overpowers all the things you get like a nice onion flavor or a mushroom flavor and you get like a little like lettuce crunch and then a nice like chewiness of the tomato you know today when we were at uh grand central uh kristin got a uh shrimp burger it was crazy looking it was it was shrimp with some sort of mexican cheese that i don't know how to pronounce that looks like it's oxalquatzel cheese. Quetzalcoatl. Yeah, it was definitely some sort of elder god cheese. And then it had a bunch of, like, you know, very spicy things on it.

It looked amazing. It was wild looking. And then Alex got a 100-day aged burger. What? It was like the beef was 100 day aged What's that do though? Don't ask me I don't know how this stuff works But it makes it It gives it like a vastly different flavor And texture and

It's considered like a delicacy thing A great example is it was twice the price of a normal burger I see And so watching the two of them eat was a hilarious experience because Kristen was eating this wild shrimp thing and it was messy and she's like, oh, it's so good.

Meanwhile, Alex, he's eating his. He looks like when a person hears Beethoven for the first time. He was having moments of just, oh, oh. It was hilarious. It was watching two people enjoy something completely differently, just in different ways. Is that the place you got food poisoning from, probably?

No, that was today. Grand Central Market is amazing. There's so much stuff there. You can find pretty much anything you want. And a lot of the places there are world famous. So, yeah, I hopefully wouldn't get food poisoning there. Yeah. But the little crappy diner that we sometimes go to, definitely possible food poisoning.

I believe that. I can believe that. Yeah. Man, I don't know. That sucked. I never want to – now i'm going to be even more cautious than what i eat i'm just gonna eat pills i'm just gonna have weird supplement pills do anything else uh well my thing is every day for breakfast 90 of the time i have the same breakfast now. This is like my new yogurt. So I have oatmeal with walnuts and blueberries and a coffee.

That's it. What is it? Do you get walnuts and blueberries and put it in the oatmeal? Or is this some sort of like pre-concocted? No, I buy actual walnuts. So they got like walnut clusters and walnut whatever. And then I buy actual walnuts. So they got like walnut clusters and walnut whatever. And then I buy actual blueberries. And then the oatmeal, I usually get Trader Joe's is pretty good.

It's got like flax seeds in it. So sometimes I get that one. It's like instant oatmeal with some flax seeds. And then there's another one. It's like the maple fiber one. That sounds like grossly healthy i don't like that i don't like that like walnuts blueberries it's got flax seeds in it yeah flax seeds pretty good i like so that's like my my standard uh thing you know what it's uh it's

helped me feel good so i do that almost every day and then i've cut my bacon and eggs down to like sundaes usually so i'll do that on like a sund Sunday so I do it like once a week but even then sometimes I'm like you know what I want my walnuts so you got to get your omega-3s you know and that's like my that's like my staple gets your get some good fiber in there get your omega-3s you get your blueberry antioxidants wherever they. It's good stuff. Well, since we're talking about food, I feel like we need to do the great debate that's on Twitter on this podcast. Oh, yeah, the candy thing?

The candy thing. All right, yeah. All right, your choices. Snickers, Reese's, Milky Way, Kit Kat, M&M's, Twix. You have to lose one. Yeah. Which is the one that you would get rid of? I'll do you one better. I'll rank them.

Okay, sure. Number one. Alright. I've thought about it. I was gonna go Snickers. Snickers is a trash candy. Snickers is nougat and nuts and gross. No, it's trash Reese's number one

Reese's yes of course that's definitely number one Yeah I like my Reese's Reese's number one I'd put Snickers number two though I don't know Snickers sucks Kit Kats I'd slide into three Kit Kats are delicious Although

I'm just going to let you keep going. I'm not going to spoil it. I put M&M's at four, Twix at five, Milky Way I get rid of. All right. Number one, Reese's, obviously. Yeah. Number two, I'm going to say Twix. All right. Number three, Kit Kat. Number four, Milky Way. Number five, M&M's, because normal M&M's suck. What a wasted candy. That's what I keep seeing everybody saying. I don't think they're that bad. I think they're just really average.

That's what I'm saying. They're very average. Normal M&M's suck. All the other M&M's great. Well, yeah. Snickers, I hate Snickers. I don't know why. Maybe it's just because I don't like... When's the last time you ate one? I hate Snickers I don't know why, maybe it's just because I don't like When's the last time you ate one? I will say that I once

It's been a while, but the last time I ate a Snickers Was an almond Snickers And that was delicious Maybe I just don't like peanuts But I do like peanut butter cups But although, I don't know if that's a peanut butter Really, let's be real That's a fake peanut butter I don't know what they real. Reese's, that's a fake peanut butter.

I don't know what they put in there, but that's not real peanut butter. It's like some greasy peanut butter they got in there. The crazy thing is I've actually had real peanut butter cups, and I hate them. It's like a real chocolate with real peanut butter in it, and they taste awful. Meanwhile, Reese's is like our bootleg peanut butter, and I love it. Oh, my God. Trader Joe's dark chocolate peanut butter cups. They're so good.

They got like six packs. Pick one up. I like, what is that, 100 grand? I like those. I think those are, if that was on this list that would be my number one. I like those. I like all the ones that have the ricey bits in it. Whatever those things are called.

Oh yeah. The rice crispy texture yes yes i was about to say the cracklins but that's what it's called the cracklins cracklins uh-huh the cracklins sound like a type of like little little monsters that come to get you i thought i was thinking of like a sitcom like this week on the cracklins just like j like, Jimmy, what are you doing? I went to school and got bullied by the biker gang. The crackling. Now, you know, you're just supposed to go around them.

Keeping up with the cracklings. That's what it'd be. Yeah, I like I like those. I think the problem is, is I I don't I'm not a big like chocolate person. Yeah. So so my options here, I'm like, I really truly don't care. Now, if they put in the watermelon Sour Patch Kids, that'd be over. Those are my favorite things in the world.

I love them. They are very good. Pure sugar. I love them so much. Yeah. It's very, very unhealthy, but they're pure. That's pure sugary goodness, and it's great. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, yeah, that's pretty good. Honestly, I don't know. I can't even think of the last time I had a Milky Way. I think that's why I don't like those either. Well, Milky Way I thought were always very simple. Like, it's straight up just a Snickers, but it doesn't have the nuts. Doesn't it have caramel?

Oh, maybe you're right, but what does Snickers have? Well, I guess, yeah, you're right Snickers, but it doesn't have the nuts. Doesn't it have caramel? Oh, maybe you're right, but what does Snickers have? Oh, I guess, yeah, you're right. I think it just doesn't have the nuts. I think that's why I like the Snickers more, because I like those peanuts. Well, that's like, uh, Mounds and Almond Joy. But what's the difference between a Snickers and an Almond Joy? Well, an Almond Joy, Almond Joy

has nuts. Mounds don't. But it's also coconut. Ugh. Coconut's okay. Coconut's alright. There's like very little differences between these when you start really thinking about it. Sure. The best candy bar. What is the best candy bar?

What do you think about Butterfinger? I actually like butterfingers they just changed their formula do you know that no what like five months ago i was at walgreens and i was looking at butterfingers i was like oh hey butterfingers i remember bart simpson used to eat these yeah nobody better lay a finger on his butterfinger yeah and it was like new formula and i was like what the shit new formula so i ate it mean i don't know they must have just changed how they made it it tasted different but i was like it's all right yeah i don't know man sometimes i keep looking

the worst part is i'm looking at all these candy bars i just looked up best candy bars and none of them really speak to me i'm like all right my thing is now that i have like you know ibs and no gallbladder and gastritis like all these things i'll look at the back of the thing and be like let me check the nutrition it's like one bite is half your daily sugar and fat intake and i'm like all right i think i won't get this today i like uh charleston shoes I haven't had those in forever. Oh, I hate those. This website

says... Oh, wow. Okay, this website ranked the top 20 candy bars. Okay, what is it? Oh, this is going to be good. Okay, number 20, Almond Joy. Number 19, Butterfinger. Okay. Number 18, Heath Candy Bars, which

I always hated those. Oh, they're alright. They were just too hard. They were pretty hard. Number 17, Hershey's Cookie and Cream Bar. Gross. Number 16, Crunch Bars. You know, alright. Nestle Crunch were alright. Oh yeah, they were okay. Number 15, Payday Too Many Nuts. Not a fan.

Yeah, Too Many Nuts. Number 14, Oreo chocolate candy bar. Why is everything Oreo and cookies and cream? Get over it. What the shit's an Oreo chocolate candy bar? It's a Milka Oreo chocolate candy bar. It looks like it's Oreo. Oh, it's that brand.

Don't they make German chocolate stuff? It looks like it's definitely an out of the U.S. brand. Yeah. I've had their other chocolate that out-of-the-U.S. brand. Yeah. I've had their other chocolate that isn't Oreo. I'd rather have that. Sure. Oh, I'd rather have any foreign chocolate over American chocolate any day. 13, Hershey's Milk Chocolate Bar.

It's just the plain old bar. Number 12, 100 Grand Bar. All right. I like 100 Grand. Number 11, Andy's Chocolate Mints. What? I feel like Andy's bought their way onto this list. The only time

anyone eats those is if you are like at a restaurant and they give them to you. I hate those. The mint is... The problem with Andy's Chocolate Cream is the mint's just like, it doesn't taste real Right

Oh it's not actual Yeah whatever it is It is not mint Yeah I don't My favorite part is The description here is Andy's tiny little chocolates Might not be the biggest candy bars

But don't let their size fool you All I know is That I get turnt when I go to Olive Garden and they give me Andy's chocolate mint when I'm done with my pasta that's all you gotta know they hand them out at Olive Garden I'll take a nice mr. good bar I haven't had a

mr. good bar in 30 years mr. go wait I think I've seen oh yeah those that just it just looks like a Hershey bar. Yeah, except it has nuts in it. In fact, I think they have Hershey bars with peanuts. Isn't that literally? Yes. So they have the same thing, but branded differently. Maybe.

Maybe it's a different company. It's not. It's Hershey's. Well, I don't know what to tell you. Actually, you know what? I think they have Hershey's with almonds, not peanuts. Yes, you're absolutely right. Yeah.

That's what it is. Okay. Number nine, Three Musketeers, which, you know, all right. I think Three Musketeers is kind of lame. I used to really like Three Musketeers, but now I don't as much. It's very basic. It's like chocolate and fluff, whatever the fluff is. Yeah, I don't know what they fluff it up with.

Number eight is Take Five. I've heard of. Yeah, I don't know what they fluff it up with. Number eight is Take Five. I've heard of that, but I don't wait to take five. Yeah, I've never had a Take Five. Take Five feels you. Take Five bars have caramel, peanut butter, and pretzels. That sounds like a lot. Oh, and what? It just seems like a lot.

I don't think I've had this either. Number seven is a Clark bar. That's very old school. Yeah. Number six is Caramello. Wow, I haven't had those in forever. I like those. Those are good.

Caramello? Yeah, it's literally just chocolate and caramel. Oh, the Cadbury. And they're like in little tiny cubes, right? And you break it off. I really hate any candy that just has caramel in it. Oh, those are actually good. I like those.

You're wrong. No, I need nuts. Number five is Snickers. Snickers is just awful. I love Snickers. Just the worst. Just the worst. Nougat.

Anything with nougat in it sucks. Nougat. Number four, Twix. I love caramel, so I appreciate that. Number three, Milky Way. Wow. Look at this. Well, well, well. Number two, Reese's Cups.

Terrible list. Number two, Reese's Cups. Here's the big surprise. Number one, Kit Kat bars. Number one? I would never put a Kit Kat at number one. Kit Kat are a solid standard snack, but never number one. Yeah, like if somebody gives you a Kit Kat bar, I'm like,

hey, I'll eat a Kit Kat bar, but I'm not going to go out of my way to eat Kit Kat bars. Yeah, Kit Kat bars are not the lead. Kit Kat bars are the fun friend that does all the goofy stuff in the movie. Yeah. You know what? I feel like I might go out and for the next episode, I'm going to eat one bite of each one. I don't think you're going to do this. I think you will not do this.

I will do it. In fact, I'll do it today and I'll leave it on my desk so I don't forget. I think you won't do this. I truly believe this. You're making promises you cannot i'm gonna do it like a wine taste i'm gonna just like eat it and i'm gonna spit into a bucket and then i'm gonna give my opinion i'll have like some sort of like in between palate cleanser i don't like i don't like this even more now the fact that you're wine tasting and that's weird

that's strange well i want I got to find out. Is it just my memory, or is it actually like this? Now I have a very defined palate, of course. Of course. I mean, you're just, much like wine, you know exactly what you're talking about. How many tannins are in a Milky Way? I feel zero tannins are in a Milky Way. Although, I don't even know what a tannin is, so maybe there are tannins.

I don't really know either. I just know they make it taste oaky and dry. Yeah, tannin is what? What is a tannin? Now I've got to look this up. Have we done this before? Have we looked up a tannin? Probably.

What are tannins? What are tannins and why? Tannin is a naturally occurring polyphenol found in plant seeds bark wood leaves and fruit skins poly oh so this is like if you make a wine how much of the grape skin you're like including in the wine yeah that makes sense i see interesting and then like the so it's probably in like you know bark and oak so it's probably in like you know bark and oak so it's probably in the barrel too so you got like the grape skin you got the

barrel you got all these things kind of soaking it's pretty much just yes yes wine tannins examples are grape seeds grape skins oak which I think is crazy that you would just be drinking wood but also there's something called tannin powder which I feel like if you're adding tannin powder, you're doing it wrong.

That seems like a lazy way out. Other high tannin foods, tea leaves, walnuts, almonds, and other nuts, dark chocolate, cinnamon, cloves, and whole spices, pomegranates, grapes, and acai berries, quince, and red beans. Red beans. Kidney beans. Yeah beans. Kidney beans. Yeah.

Huh. Interesting. Today we learned. We learned something. Yeah. Because I know I tuned in to Dodger cooking stream. So whenever if Dodger's playing games, I'm like, whatever. She's playing like indie games when she's like, I'm going to cook a spicy meatball today.

I'm like, I'll watch this. And she is trying to drink wine. And she's like, I like a red wine, and this tastes like blah. And I was like, dude, I got you. So I told her to get a Cabernet. That's like a solid starter, pretty high tannin Cabernet. Now, it's no, like, super-aged barrel tannin fiesta like we had. That was an event.

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all over so you got slippery roads all over. So you got slippery roads. And what happens when you got slippery roads? You got to watch out. So watch out on those roads. Also, it looks like there's a lot of candy wrappers. People are trying the candy. They're throwing them out the window. Stop littering.

All right. Somebody's going to have to pick that up. Or it's going to meld with the earth. And the earth is going to become a big candy wrapper. And then before you know it, we're all going to suffocate in the Earth's wrapper. And that might not be fun. Back to you. That's the craziest thing I've ever heard.

Alright! Let's go to weather. It's a weather. That was a weird weather transition. It's a weather. It's a weather. Hey, let's type in... I'm going to type in some letters today. I'm going to go with... Oh boy, here we go. Let's the weather. Hey, let's type in... I'm going to type in some letters today. I'm going to go with...

Oh, boy. Here we go. Let's go F-A-R-A. Faraday, Ontario, Canada. All right. I believe this is a thing. Faraday. 74 degrees Fahrenheit.

Feels like 74 degrees. You got no UV index, but you got rain, just like we were saying on the old traffic report. You got rain late tonight. Cloudy skies, periods of rain late. 61 degrees Fahrenheit is the low. Wind southwest, west 5, 510 miles an hour. Chance of rain, 100%, quarter of an inch.

You're going to be getting wet out there. Monday, 69 degrees. The skies are going to be doing it. Considerable cloudiness with occasional rain showers. And then Monday night dropping to 48 degrees at night. Wowee, it's cold up in Canada. And then Tuesday, 62. So it's already getting fall up there in Canadia, eh?

And the dew point, 56. What is happening right now? 56 on the dew point. It's getting fall up in Canadia, eh? Fall up in Canadia, eh? Sunrise, 7 a.m. Sunset, 7.05 p.m. That's the weather.

Okay. Let's go to sports sports hey welcome to the sports desk uh how's it going oh i'm not good for the steelers but i feel like that's unimportant compared to antonio brown oh yeah so uh if anyone doesn't know know, Antonio Brown has been cut by the Patriots. It is a series of events that just keeps getting more insane to the point where... Never has anyone sabotaged their career

so recklessly. In a span of, I think, like a month and a half. It's been kind of insane. So now he's out of the NFL pretty much, unless some team wants to sign him. But he's there's like, I don't think anybody wants him. So he also tweeted a thing about how the owners something about the owners being awful and not living up to the same standards that players have to live up to.

Meanwhile, wasn't he accused of like sexual assault? I don't know. Multiples as well as a doctor saying he got farted on by him, and some other things. Yeah, he sounds like a real nice guy. In addition to many other things that have occurred. Oh, my God. So, that's something. Yeah, well, good luck to him.

Wherever he lands, maybe the XFL. You know what? If he lands at XFL, maybe he can be called He Hate Me, too. That's probably a good fit, honestly. So take a look at the sports scores. We had some stuff happen. Jacksonville beat Tennessee. By the way, I don't know if you've seen the new Jacksonville Jaguar quarterback,

but he is an actual Florida man. So his name is Gardner Minshew II. He has a mustache that looks like he's a NASCAR driver. All right, hold on. Let me show you. Gardner Minshew is not a real name. That's the name you make up when someone asks you your name when you check into a hotel and you're like, uh, Gardner, and you see like a Gardner in the corner, and then Minshew. Here's the name you make up when someone asks you your name when you check into a hotel and you're like, uh, Gardner.

You see like a garden in the corner and then Minshew. Here's the thing. He's a very handsome Florida man. Yeah. He's got it going, right? He's Gardner Minshew II. But he also 100% is, you know who he looks like? Cinnamon Toast Ken.

He does a little bit. Yeah. Here's the thing. He's named Gardner Minshew II. There are no other Gardner Minshews in his family. His dad just named him II just to do it. So his dad is the real Florida man. Yeah.

And he's actually doing pretty well. So he's kind of taken the world by storm. He's from Mississippi, so he's more of a southern man. But I think this is the guy the jaguars needed this is the real florida man they needed to lead their team yeah and by the way they won a game he's a real southern man sounds like a country song sounds like a willie nelson song he's a real southern man and uh then they they've got even more memes they got a new wide receiver named dj shark and so everyone calls him dj shark and they do the song uh so jacksonville's having fun what is happening what is happening jacksonville. In other news, San Francisco beat the Steelers 24-20,

which I think it was actually not that close because Pittsburgh had like 10 turnovers or something. It was like five. Yes, if they had actually played, they would have stomped them. They were winning for a brief period of time, and then for some reason they just suck. Yeah, they ought to stop doing that. Yeah, you're right.

So yeah, that's, they gotta stop doing that. Yeah. Yeah. You're right. Uh, somehow the drew breezeless saints beat the Seahawks in Seattle. I don't know. Uh, Houston beat the chargers, the giants with Daniel Jones, replacing Eli Manning beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. It's the, it's the Buccaneers.

Uh, they missed a game winning field goal by like three yards and then they asked jamis winston the quarterback uh what he thought and he was like five yards wouldn't meant anything and they were like yeah it would he would have won the game and he was like wouldn't have meant anything and everyone's like uh okay uh cam newton didn't play, but Kyle Allen did, and he got four touchdowns for Carolina and zero interceptions. So, hey, Kyle Allen, dude. All these random quarterbacks. Yeah, but are any of them Gardner Minshew? Because here's the problem.

Everyone else pales in comparison to him now. We on this show every once in a while pick our favorite, and I now have a new favorite. It's a good favorite. I'm going to follow his career with great interest. Yeah, he was drafted in the sixth round of the 2019 draft. So, I mean, he's a later round quarterback as well. So this could be the Jaguars' Tom Brady.

You never know. I'm excited. I'm excited for more Gardner Minshew factoids. Get ready because it's going to be weekly. If we find out that he's like Gardner Minshew owns a pack of wild snakes. I do believe there's somebody that found his old tweets and one of them was him saying, man, the women's hot dog eating contest is hot. Of course he did.

Yeah, we need to follow this guy now. Oh, man, I need to know all about Gardner Minshew. Who's that other guy we followed? Jones? Jacoby Jones. That was it. This is our new Jacoby Jones. Yeah, what happened to Jacoby Jones?

He vanished. He retired. Oh, same thing. He won the Super Bowl, though, so, I mean, he got something. Well, there's now a Jacoby Jones who plays for the Detroit Tigers. Oh, well, they're not good um and uh in other sports the lions somehow won over the eagles the jets lost to new england uh as you would expect minnesota beat oakland uh kansas city bb baltimore was a good game, the Colts beat the Falcons

the Packers beat the Broncos 3-0 Packers, loving it Dallas beat Miami Buffalo beat Cincinnati Buffalo 3-0 now I'm impressed I'm impressed, get it Buffalo yeah, go Buffalo

and it looks like the Rams are beating the Browns 2013 with the Browns in the red zone right now. The Browns could tie this up. We'll find out by the end of the show because I'll just leave it open. It'll end in like two minutes. And that's the sports. All right.

Crondor. Yeah. What is our big news story today? You're looking for a big news story today. I got your big news story of the day you're looking for a big news story of the day i got your big news story of the day i found two stories so mississippi man in captain america costume nabbed during early morning burglary attempt wait what okay so he was he was dressed up as captain america trying to break into a place. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, my favorite part is that he's in not just a Captain America suit, but one that has built-in muscles. I know. All right. So this Captain America man found himself on the wrong side of the law this week in Mississippi. David Hobbs, 36, 36. He does.

That's a hard 36. That's a hard 36. That is. I, at first glance, I looked at him. I thought he was like 65, 70 years old. Uh, he dressed up in Captainica costume was busted after allegedly trying to break into a backyard wooden shed at a home in clarksdale on tuesday around 3 a.m the shed's owner who served in the marines and worked as a corrections officer oh wait so the guy dressed up

as captain america went to marines house yes guy and wow okay uh he told tv that he ordered hobs to the ground at gunpoint and held him for police so he tried to break into a shed at a marine's house the marine just like took him down and then was like we're calling the police and he's like okay my very this is like the hell hydro version of captain america like he's like the villain version showed up and the Marine was like, no. Yeah. Oh, that's so funny. He's being held on a $25,000 bond. Hobbs has been spotted in the neighborhood before

but not dressed up as Captain America, they reported. Normally I see him. He be straggly looking with jeans and a t-shirt or something like that, a woman told the station. He be straggly looking with jeans and a t-shirt or something like that, a woman told the station. He was scraggly looking with jeans and a t-shirt.

Well, not today. He's Captain America. But here's the thing. Where's Mississippi Iron Man? Because that could be the next guy to strike. This is Civil War. He went to Florida. Maybe he's in the shed. They're having rough times. He's in the shed. He's trying to get in there to fight him So dumb

This guy looks so silly Well that is the image That we're going to use for this That's this episode's image People need to be able to see this guy This is ridiculous Well we now have Mississippi, man. The next version of Florida, man.

That's impressive. I mean, I don't know that he's as good. All he did was dress up like an idiot and try to break into a Marine. I mean, that's dumb. But it wasn't like, well, on meth, he tried to break into a Marine's house and was eaten by an alligator. Like, that's Florida, man. Even the Marine took his eight alligator pets and six of them. Like, that's Florida, man. Even the Marine took his eight alligator pets and six of them.

Like, that's a Florida man story. Yeah, but he's got fake abs, and he looks 70 when he's 36. Yeah, that's a rough 30. I can't believe he's 36. Yeah, it's – I still can't believe it. Let's see, is there... What's this? Hold on, there's another Mississippi man.

Uh-oh. Mississippi man charged after allegedly stealing century-old church bell. What? A Mississippi man is behind bars after police said he stole a century-old church bell. Investigators said the theft appears to have been fueled by alcohol. The bell was more than 100 years old. It stood at the Sandy Springs Presbyterian Church in Orwood, Mississippi. Police said it was stolen between Saturday night and Sunday morning.

Lafayette County detectives said they found the bell down the road at the home of Michael Lippert, 33. Investigators believe he was out drinking with friends when they decided to steal the bell. Church members said the bell is so heavy it would take more than one person to steal it. Remember Tommy Webb?

Do you think it's like an alien thing? How could the pyramids be made? How could he move the bell by himself? Think about it. Oh, shit. Maybe Captain America was there. He's got those muscles. He had to have been. Those aren't fake muscles.

Those are real. Yeah, because the one woman said he was scrawny. What if he got that serum and this is how he looks now? That Mississippi serum. Mississippi was scrawny what if we got that serum and this is how he looks now that mississippi serum mississippi serum is definitely just like cough medicine and soda they told a member told them it took four of us to set it back on there he had to have had some help detectives are still looking for others involved and are interviewing possible suspects

it's gotta be him there's no explanation no one else captain america the captain america of clarksdale was involved in this too. Now we have a Mississippi man. Now we have a guy. He and Tito Watts should have adventures. No doubt. This is like the expansion pack the Florida made. Yes. Oh, I like this.

And that's the news. Alright, well that's it for us. Thank you so much for listening and watching or however you enjoying this podcast podcast Crendor handle the socials we got twitter.com slash jessicox twitter.com slash Crendor twitch.tv slash jessicox

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What a nice update. That's that. All right. Well, thank you all. we will see you next time and as always to be continued