Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 213 - Eating Camel

Episode Date: October 7, 2019

The boys are back with another episode and this time Jesse's weekend somehow predicts the news story?! Coxstradamus strikes again! Also a review of Twitchcon and Crendor goes to Octoberfest! All this and more on an exciting new Cox n' Crendor! HoneyBook is offering our listeners 50% off when you visit http://tryhoneybook.com/cox.

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Broadcasting live, live, live, live, live. Hello everybody and welcome to the next episode of Guys, We're Getting On, everybody! Whoa, you did the weird thing now. I know, I switched it up on you. How about them, potatoes? That confused me. I'm ready. Yeah, I know, that's what I'm going for, confusion. If I leave the audience guessing, who knows what'll happen? Man, that's a great point. I don't even know what's happening at this point. I'm back from TwitchCon, and my body's like, bruh, what's the matter with you?

Yeah, even though you're going to TwitchCon, and you're like, hey, I'm at TwitchCon. Yeah, I mean, I got invited to host a thing. I was part of the Twitch Clips of the Year. It was myself, our dear friend Octopimp, and Morgan Webb, who, for some reason, I can convince to do things with me, which is crazy. I did see some of that. Yeah, I know that I had a great time. I know the audience had a great time. I don't ever want to go look at what the comments said on the video.

I imagine they were peak troll, so I'm not going to ever look at that. We had a great time doing it, and everyone there had a fun time, so I don't care what the internet says. They can piss off. The internet is a bunch of dummies. That's right, internet. I'm talking to you. Except anyone listening right now. Well, you're not on the internet. You're probably in a car or at home or like hanging out with a loved one. Yeah, you're good people.

You're the good people. The internet, we all can agree. Assholes, all of them. So yeah, what else happened to twitch conks whenever i think of twitch con i just think like you know just a bunch of streamers walking around being like do you know how big i am that's really what it is i think for me it was a lot of meeting friends. And literally one day I just hung out with friends all day and did nothing but be stupid, go get a beer. Last night, for example, Octo and I went to a place called The Lion's Share in downtown San Diego. And it is a crazy meat restaurant.

And so I had camel tacos. We had wild boar something or other. It was great. It was crazy. That was super fun. Things like that. I will find fun wherever I go so I wasn't too fussed but if you're saying to yourself Jesse that you didn't explain what TwitchCon was like there's a lot of people that had shirts with their names on the back of it. That's that's how I would describe it. A lot of people have their shirt with logo and name, and then a lot of people asking what your subscriber count was. And the downstairs exhibitor hall area was almost 99.9% geared towards selling you merch, or at least anything to help you stream.

It wasn't like video games. It wasn't like you were going there to see the next great game you can do on Twitch. It was keyboards, mice, various peripherals, things like that. And then maybe 20 energy drink manufacturers. There was a lot of energy drinks there. And I don't know their name. I'm not going to give them the shout out on this. But there was one company that the entire time was just girls dancing trying to like sell

you energy drinks like yeah this is peak peak internet culture right here so i don't know it was all right i i can see how you could go there for a day and be like i've seen it all and leave yeah that would uh that'd be me but i spent the rest of the time hanging out. I played card games. I walked around, talked to friends. It was kind of stupid. I did a dating game in a VR. Oh, Crandor.

So Sansar is this VR sort of second life-y place where people create different avatars in VR. And they go on and they do all sorts of different fun things. Right. I was invited to do a dating game. And so it was myself and three suitors who were trying to woo me with their answers on my various questions about love and things. And so when I first started, I was like, okay, this video exists. I think it might be on my channel somewhere on Twitch, which is good luck. I feel terrible because I was in a loud convention area and I had to shout.

And it probably sounds like I'm just screaming at no one. But the questions were things like, you know, if we went on a first date, what food would we eat? Things like that. And so the first person was like, we need chili dogs. And I was like, hmm, are you Sonic the Hedgehog? And everyone was like, hmm, are you, are you Sonic the Hedgehog? And, and everyone was like, no, there's no way. The next person was like, oh, pizza. I was like, are you a Ninja Turtle?

They're like, no, no, we're not trying to mess with you. This is, this is the real thing. And the last person, I don't remember what the last person's answer was. Maybe it was, they only asked two people every time, but whatever the case may be, as I'm going through this huge thing, contestant number one constantly keeps giving me Sonic the Hedgehog vibes. And I was like, are you not, are you just Sonic the Hedgehog? At the end, when everything's revealed, I chose contestant number two.

I was like, contestant number two, I think you and I get each other. Contestant number three was the avatar was like that of an actual woman. Contestant number two was like a sexy robot lady. Contestant number one, Sonic the Hedgehog. I was like a sexy robot lady contestant number one sonic the hedgehog i was like you sons they all wanted me to pick sonic the hedgehog it's like no i got this figured out there's no way i know my sonic you're not gonna rule 34 sonic me i know what's up i'm from the internet i've googled jesse the hedgeedgehog. I know things going on right now. By the way, if you want to have fun, Google your name, the Hedgehog, and see what comes up.

In fact, Google Eric the Hedgehog. I'm going to do that right now. Okay. Yep. The image is, oh, I like this one. Eric the Hedgehog, age 13, skills, bow, guitar, drums, partners, Jen, Mike, Amy, weapon of choice, sword and bow. That's all I need to know about Eric the Hedgehog. Oh, there's another Eric the Hedgehog.

Very nice. Loves to help others. Active, very intelligent, very passionate. Jesse the Hedgehog looks like Professor Oak and then Gary right next to him. Who? Jesse the Hedgehog. Oh, my God. Jesse the Hedgehog. There's, oh my god, Jesse the Hedgehog. I like how I didn't

have to type in the whole thing. One looks like Professor Oak, one looks like Gary. I like one, two, three, four, five, six in. Jesse, there's just a fat scuba diver. Do you see that? Yeah, I do see that, yes.

I think that's truly the Jesse the Hedgehog. Do you see that? Yeah, I do see that, yes I can't miss it I think that's truly the Jesse the Hedgehog Out of all of them, that's the one That's... Yeah, so now you can look yourself up Find out who you are and tweet at us Your Hedgehog persona Tweet at Crendor, your Hedgehog persona

So that's what I did It was alright A lot of shouting over loud music So my throat's a little like help me But it was fine Me and Toast went to an Oktoberfest thing And I wrote down two quotes That I heard

One of them Was a guy on a bike And the person was like What are you doing And he said and i quote i'm going to get a free donut and i'm drunk as fuck i think i've been that guy before he was so excited too um and then there's the other one was this guy and he's like i don't know he's playing frisbee or like he's doing something and he just falls down and somebody's like are you okay and he's like i'm fine but i need help and i was like hold on i like that too i'm fine but i need help

it's just he fell he's like i'm fine i'm fine but i need help i was like uh but that's the best part about going to those things you just get all the quality drunk people like that well at uh twitch con outside the convention at one point i went to a ubisoft like meet up drink fest uh one of those come play our game but we'll give you food and drinks i was like all right uh and our dear friend will was there i was like of course i'm gonna go see will so um on my way over there there were two security guards i don't know what they were security guarding but they were they were in full security guard outfit standing at an intersection just talking right and as i walk by one of them goes i'm not saying you had to frisk him but he did look a little skeezy and

i'm gonna forgive you if you let him through and i was like what is wait what does that mean where did they just come from and why do i never want to go there right i mean that is kind of sketchy i don't know he's like you know you did the smart thing not touching that guy because he looked a little skeezy but But isn't it your job? Just like, hey, I think that guy has a weapon. It's like, I don't want to touch that guy. Let him in. Yeah, that guy might have a weapon.

I don't want to touch that guy. He can stab me. This job's dangerous. I don't want to do this. That's like if you're in the NFL and you're a quarterback and it's like, I'm going to snap ball it's like i don't want the ball that guy might hit me yeah those guys could get me i don't want that there's a bunch of dudes over on the other side of the team trying to hurt me yeah it just seemed weird it was like a weird thing to walk by in here and they're like i don't know is there any like weird people you ran into at the con usually there's like couple weird people, but I guess that might be considered one of the weird people.

There were a lot of people who came in cosplay, but again, I think it's their channel's cosplay. You know how people dress up on their channel, and then because it's their channel and their viewers are like, oh yeah, it's my theme or whatever. But when you're out in public with said theme, it doesn't look like a theme yeah, it's my theme or whatever. Yeah. But when you're out in public with said theme, it doesn't look like a theme. It just looks like you're a crazy person. Right? If your whole stream thing is like, I wear papier-mâché claws and then you go out in

public, that's strange. That's not like, oh, that's papier-mâché claw, man. That's like the eight people who know who you are at the convention and everyone else is like, does that guy have paper mache hands? What the hell is, who is this? Now, to be fair, somebody's going to see that. And they're going to be like, what the shit? And they're going to look up paper mache claw man.

And they're going to find him. I'm going to say the chances of that are very, the turnover rate on that is very low. Most people are going to be like, I'm going to go get the security guards. And they're going to be like, no way. That guy's got paper mache hands. I'm not going to touch that, dude. He's easy. It's a paper mache claw, man.

That sounds like it could be a new villain for our Florida man. That's the worst villain. I can't get my hands wet or I'll lose my claws. I can't get my hands wet or I'll lose my claws. I've probably brought this up like 100 episodes ago, but I'm bringing it up again. Okay. These candles get rebranded into different scents. It wasn't 100 episodes ago. It might have been like maybe 10, but okay.

It wasn't 10. All right. It's somewhere in the middle. It's like 30. i know i wasn't having a like you know six years ago when i brought this up before it was maybe a month but okay it wasn't a month it was probably like a year ago it was probably last fall i bought more candles come to think of it it definitely wasn't okay somebody anybody find the episode where i bring up candles i don't i feel bad they're gonna realize that your life is just it's all blending

together and what you thought was a year ago was actually not that long ago at all i don't even mind that that means time's going slow as shit for me that's that's great all right anyway yes please continue with this thought well i had it again because i went to buy another like fall candle and they had one that called it was called peanut butter and jelly and i was like what's so far why is peanut butter and jelly considered a fall candle and so not so yeah wait what it smelled like and so it smelled literally the same as one of the other fall candles like i think it's called like leaves or autumn or something like that it smelled exactly the same well i guess you don't want your house smelling like jelly like imagine if your house smelled like a jam factory that would be terrible yeah but

if you buy a peanut butter and jelly candle you expect there's somebody that expects that candle to smell like jelly and that's false advertising but you also it also smelled like bread too it didn't smell like bread it just smelled like fall well can i tell you i too have been tricked by consumerism and companies being awful at the office we have one of our office mates brings in way too many oreos like boxes and boxes of oreos he loves them and just gets every single variety and we're like this is a lot of oreos my dude and he And he's like, I love them. I think they're great. Anyway, came in last week with a box of mystery flavor Oreos.

I don't know the exact name of it, but it has a big question mark on it. And I was like, all right, I need to try this. What the hell is the mystery flavor? Because you expect it to be something unique and weird and something you wouldn't know what it is. It literally was Oreos, but the cream tasted like cookie butter, like Speculoos. Oh. And it was fine.

It tasted great. I was like, oh, why is this a mystery flavor and not cookie butter Oreos, right? Yeah. And I couldn't figure out. And the whole thing was like, if you can guess what the flavor is, you'll be entered to win $30,000 or whatever the hell it was. Right. It's like, I should enter this. But also, it doesn't make any sense that this would be a secret flavor.

Why is this a secret? And then I realized maybe I'm just a California douchebag and I get what cookie butter is. And maybe because we on this podcast have alerted everyone that everyone we now know knows what cookie butter is. But maybe 90% of the rest of the country doesn't know what cookie butter is. And to them, they can't sell it as like cookie butter Oreos. They have to do mystery flavor to get people to like it. So first off, that cookie butter episode I think was like five years ago. It was.

That's what I'm saying. It was a while ago. But the whole idea is that we've educated our very highly informed and intelligent audience about what cookie butter is but the rest of the country idiots people who don't listen to this podcast just just you know this is unbiased very researched opinion idiots dumb people all right complete morons so i've went on Amazon and looked at Oreo. You can finish your thought. Oh, no, I'm good.

All right. Just insult the people who don't listen to us. So I found Oreo limited edition cookie butter sandwich cookies, and then I also found apple pie Oreos. Now, it's Oreo sandwich cookies, limited edition, mystery flavor flavor cream and that's the one that that tastes like cookie butter oh you can win fifty thousand dollars apparently wait so scroll down to where someone says what apparently these are not the same ones because these the ones that i just clicked on people said tastes like uh fruity pebbles oh what the shit oh Oh, my God.

Coming back to this. I need to get this thought in while I got it. Okay. So I tried Gushers from like a month ago. Oh, no. Yeah. They weren't that bad. Now, am I going to eat a bunch of Gushers?

No, because it's like a billion grams of sugar and it's just corn syrup in a thing. But it was better than I thought it would be. I don't. You know. all right. I disagree tremendously. What? Oh, you know what? I've been distracted.

They have marshmallow moon Oreo cookies. That sounds awful. They have peppermint Oreo cookies. All right. I need to shut up. I need to turn this off. I'm going to end up eating Oreos, and I hate Oreos. I don't even like Oreos.

I don't even like them. And I'm like, oh, look at all these Oreos. What's the matter with me? All right, anyway, Gushers, Gushers. I had to close my window. They weren't that bad. They were better than I thought they'd be. It's just a fruit snack with, like, fake juice in it.

Yeah, that's all it is. Can I ask you one question? Sometimes you want the juice. Were they all stuck together? No, they were actually pretty good. They were all like separate. All right. I guess they weren't traveling in like a 100 degree truck.

That's what everything coming to LA is. And then from last week, I went and tried all of the candies. Turns out. And your final result. Okay. Here's my final result. All right. Snickers, still good.

Still top. Twix, actually not bad. I enjoyed the crunch of the Twix. I might even put Twix at number two now. Milky Way, better than I expected. All right. It moves up to number three. Everyone hates on a Milky Way, but Milky Ways are great.

Well, I think the thing is people just haven't had one in so long that they're like whatever but now i had one and i was like dude why didn't i like this this is actually not bad so i put number three now number four i'd probably throw in the uh the kit kat and then what happened to reese's oh reese's all right reese's is one up from the milky way i still like it more than milky way but then the milky way is right after reese's and then the kit kat and then emin's. And then the Kit Kat. And then M&M's probably last because you were right. Those like plain M&M's. Like I've never been to the point where I'm like, man, I just

need some plain M&M's right now. No one. No one in the history of the world is like, I just need a bag of regular plain M&M's. No one. If you get one, you're not going to turn it down. It's a fine snack. But no one's like, oh yeah, I need chocolate with little crappy candy shells around it. No one wants that.

If I was going to eat all of those candies after tasting all of them now, I would not be disappointed if the M&M's got removed. But I'd probably be disappointed if one of the other ones got removed. Yeah, M&M's have had it good for a long time because there's so many different varieties. That regular brownish, blackish, I'm not sure what the actual color is bag i think it's brown not that great yeah not that fancy yeah so that's uh look at you following through on things i'm so proud i just forgot to bring them up in the other episodes yeah man also look at you slowly eating your way to the grave i mean here's the thing i didn't eat the whole thing. I would take like a bite and be like, and then maybe I'd take another bite and then I get rid of it.

That's my problem now is like, I want to have more than one bite. Like, you know, like that was an all right bite, but maybe I can like go back and try it again. Go to a therapy session. Like what's wrong? It's like like i just want more than one bite i don't know it's just that's what it is another bite i couldn't stop myself yeah yeah so followed up with those uh so now the next target is the mystery oreo i'm telling you i don't know i think you have to go to the grocery store. I went online with Amazon and

every review said something different. I don't trust Amazon. I don't order Oreos through Amazon anyway. I don't think I ordered much edible stuff from Amazon. Yeah, I don't think I'd ever do that, but I'll go to the store and get it.

You can try it and be like, it literally is just cookie butter. Yeah. Unless I'm wrong and the flavor you get it. And you can try it and be like, it literally is. It's just cookie butter. Yeah. I haven't had cookie butter in a long time either. And the flavor you taste is something different, in which case, I think I'm going crazy. That's also possible. Crazy for cookie butter. What the Oreo Dunkin' Donuts mocha cookies? You know, Oreos.

Here's what I'm going to say. Oreos are the M&Ms of cookies. A lot of flavors to mask the fact the original Oreo kind of effing boring. The thing is, like, two cookies are 13 grams of sugar. I'd rather eat a candy bar. It's all that cream or whatever it is in the middle. It's not cream. It's only the cream.

Nobody's going to eat just two cookies, right? That's true. Like, everybody is going to eat, like cookies, right? It's true. Like everybody is going to eat like. I don't know. There's some girl in New York on a diet who definitely just has two cookies. She's like, I count my calories. And it's like, you're doing great. You're doing great.

I would probably eat two cookies, but mainly because of, you know, my digestion more than anything. But I feel like most people. You're the Janice of Chicago. I am. But feel most normal people they're gonna eat at least four like at least four right if you're in my office you'll watch people eat an entire sleeve you're like jesus what can i say you're like i don't know what to say well you think about it like how much sugar is in a like a sody pop you know in a sody pop, you know? In a sody pop? Like 50 grams. Okay.

And how much is in two Oreos? Two Oreos is 13 grams. The ice cold truth. 39 grams in one can. So that's 65 grams for a whole Oreo package. Still better than two sodas, apparently. Well, I mean, you at least get some fiber. You at least get like 10% of your daily fiber to help get the sugar out of your colon.

I don't think that's how that works. It is how it works. Still seems like if you're putting in that much sugar, the fiber is not going to help that much. No, it's like fruit. It's like how if you drink fruit. Are you saying that the cookie portion of an oreo is the equivalent of fruit no i'm saying that it's not as bad as drinking a soda but it's still bad sure but it's kind of like fruit where if you drink like apple juice it's not good for you because it's just

sugar juice but when you eat an apple it has the fiber to help it make its way through. Otherwise, it just sits in your colon or whatever. Yeah, but have you ever had bottled Coke? Yes. It's really good. It's very good. That's why everybody drinks it, even though it's bad and everyone knows it's bad. It's one of those things.

It's like, listen, sometimes you got to say, I have a Coke. Cool. I get it. I get it. Yeah, nothing wrong with it. It's when you're drinking it's bad. It's one of those things. It's like, listen, sometimes you gotta see I have a Coca-Cola. I get it. I get it. Yeah, nothing wrong with it. It's when you're drinking like five of them a day. It starts being like, eh, maybe I shouldn't do that. It's like cigarettes.

I go through a package. Yeah. I only smoke like three packs a day now. Yeah, I only drink three packs a day. I got a problem. I've been drinking three packs a day. I got a problem. I've been drinking three packs a day, and I don't know how to stop. I remember I went to school with a kid who drank an entire case of Mountain Dew every day. I was like, why not just get two liters then?

And he was like, because I like the cans. I was like, yeah, but you'd be saving money. He's definitely on to something because the cans and the bottles and the leader they all taste different they do oh my god the other day i was at the uh labrea tar pits and there they have water but it only comes in boxes so i had to drink boxed water and that tastes different from a bottle water from plastic bottles it has it it has like a boxed water taste it's weird i've seen boxed water all over but i don't i don't think I've ever tried boxed water. It's good for the environment. The box is almost all recyclable.

So I was like, okay, sure. It just tastes like water from a box. It's weird. It's hard to describe. Once you taste it, you're like, oh, yeah, this definitely came from a box. It's the boxed wine of waters. It definitely is, except boxed wine has a plastic wrap around the wine oh yeah that's right this did not this was just straight up it was a box of water i don't know how to describe like

it tasted like boxy water yeah maybe i guess plastic like bottled water tastes like plastic water then yeah yeah i would imagine yeah so it's maybe we're just all very used to it. Tap water tastes like tap water. It has like a sort of minerally taste. And yeah, every all water. Yeah. It's how you bottle it. I mean, I guess even beers when bottled differently, like green bottle or a brown bottle, it changes the flavor.

Yeah. Fascinating. Fascinating. Very fascinating. Look at us. We're like a science podcast. You get all your science facts from us. You don't even need to listen to those other podcasts.

We told you about cookie butter. We're ahead of the curve. Yeah, we do the research. So you don't have to. Please don't do the research. Although I'm not going to eat these Dunkin' Donut mocha Oreos. No one is. No one's eating those. Except for that one guy in my office who's like i love a good

oreo like all right dude and for jaded beauty who said pricey for a small thing of oreos but they were sealed still fresh and eaten within an hour birthday party with six preteens here's the thing if that's all you need for oreos to be good sealed still fresh and by all means enjoy enjoy your mocha frap oreo cookies or whatever the hell they are yeah they were still sealed and fresh that's all that matters to me everybody everybody loves them they're just it's only the packaging that's like making people upset right right so dumb uh except this person. Disappointingly, not that great. They were okay, but nothing really special. I much prefer the original or golden Oreo to these.

Said a Kindle customer. Who orders Oreos off Kindle? Who orders anything off Kindle? That's a genius point. I don't know. I thought it was just for books. Someone, they hacked that shit. They're like, I'm going to go on my Kindle.

Instead of reading, I'm going to scroll through Amazon. Although at this point, it wouldn't surprise me if they put that feature in. But at the same time, aren't Kindles like slow as shit? I don't know. Well, maybe he went through all that trouble, spent all that time on his slow as shit Kindle, got the Oreos and was like, you know what? It wasn't worth it. Well, whatever. whatever what do i know i know something you know i know something you know how to run a small business ah just like me just like everyone else struggling with their podcasts

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The cockpit's filling up with smoke, sir. Yeah, yeah, it's filling up pretty slowly though. The candles don't really emit that much smoke. It's just right in front of my face. It just smells more like, you know, s'mores and autumn leaves. But that's all right. He'll probably be fine. Anyway, I can't really see the traffic down there. It's a little too smoky.

But if I had to figure it out, I'd say this is probably cars on the road. So back to you. Thanks, Crandon. Let's go to Crandon. The weather desk. How's that weather? Weather time. Weather time. I heard yes let's go to uh

uh historic september snow 48 inches already emergency declared where east coast uh montana whoa that's like the the east coast of Canada's south. What? The east coast of Canada's south? It's Canada's southern east coast of the south. All right. Don't think about it too much. Just keep going.

Keep going. Let's go Montana. Let's go to somewhere in montana wait montana west virginia that's not montana that's where we're going yellowstone golf club montana all right we're on a yellowstone golf club montana okay uh 22 degrees right now oh my god very happy i don't live in Montana. Feels like 16. This is like January weather. Monday, snow, 50% chance, 31 degrees. Tonight's 15 degrees, 20% chance of snow. Monday night, 15. Tuesday, 31. Let's see. What if they get, are they getting more snow soon? Is it like cold? Dude, it's like winter in said it was cold yes 31 31 35 43 35 37 42 48 41 33 34 35 37 man that sucks for montana what's like their normal weather let's see uh monthly weather montana dude like four weeks ago was 80 what's what's

it supposed to be we're fine the world the planet's fine everything's gonna be okay normally in october it's supposed to be yeah like 50s in october it's supposed to be like 60s everything's fine don't worry about it everything's great it's fine as long as you're not in montana uh so shit dude there's to be no golfing at the golf club. Unless there's like a couple of people that really want to golf in the snow or something, which could be kind of funny golf club, bro. Right on it.

Uh, bring your hacky sack. I don't think there's anyone in Montana who's like, bring your hacky sack. I'm going to judge the entire state and say there are no hacky sack players in Montana. Yeah. I don't think there are. Well, maybe one. But he probably wandered in from like Oregon. Anyone for hacky sack?

Get out of our state. So that's the weather. Okay, let's talk sports-o. Sports-o. Welcome to the sports desk. Some crazy stuff in sports. The Buccaneers destroyed the Los Angeles Rams in a shootout. They actually didn't destroy them.

It was a pretty close game. But it was 55-40. Mamma mia, 55-40. The Jaguars came back. Gardner Minshew. There's our guy. Led the comeback to defeat the Denver Broncos we backed we backed a good guy this year we definitely did this is a guy he said it was huge we were kind of backed up

at that point we got a good run the o-line blocked it and he did what he does once he gets in the secondary one-on-one he's hard to deal. I was really happy for him to get rolling. I know he's been frustrated, and it was an awesome day for him, said Minshew. Yep, talking about someone else. He's talking about Leonard Fournette, who had a career-best 225 yards on 29 carries. That's a lot of yards. Yeah, it is. Wow. I feel like Minshew helped carry that load.

Oh, he did. I saw him. I saw him make the game-winning pass, essentially. There you go. See? Big plays from the shoe. Big plays. Then the Saints beat the Cowboys 12-10.

That's a barn burner right there. Dude, Teddy Bridgewater gets the win 2-0. And then we also had Bears beat the Vikings. Cardinals lost to the Seahawks. Panthers beat the Texans. Browns beat the Ravens. That's got to feel good for Cleveland. Congrats, Cleveland.

Something's happening there. 40 to 25. Not even close. Wow. Cleveland Browns, dude. Giants beat the Redskins. Dolphins lost again to the Chargers. Raiders beat the Colts.

Chiefs beat the Lions. New England beat Buffalo 16-10. I watched the end of that game. It was very, uh, sad. Well, you know, that's what happens when you cheat every game you play. They cheated this game. They took cheap shots at Josh Allen. Buffalo quarterback took them out.

Every single time you play a game, every time you step on the field, you cheat. Everyone knows it. We let it slide, and I don step on the field, you cheat. Everyone knows it. You let it slide, and I don't know why. We should call them out on it. Call them out. You're cheaters, New England. You're cheaters. Cheaters.

Tennessee beat Atlanta, and Philadelphia beat the Packers on Thursday night. Also, Philadelphia, some cheap shots in there. That Barnett guy took like three cheap shots. Didn't even get ejected. Big loser. Everyone knows Philadelphia is the New England of Pennsylvania. Everyone knows it. Big cheaters.

But Packers also could have scored from like the five-yard line and the one-yard line at the end of the game. Let's not look internally what the Packers could or couldn't have done. They did wrap him up in the end zone for pass interference, which should have been. So that's just a big, you know, referee mess up. Honestly, it should be 4-0 right now. And then the ultimate game, Monday night, Pittsburgh Cincinnati. Hasn't happened yet.

This is going to be, God help us, Pittsburgh. We need this one so badly. Just so badly. Yeah, it's... Bengals aren't even good either. I know, I know. I'm terrified the terrible Bengals are going to somehow beat the even worse Steelers. I can't.

Yeah. Ugh, my soul. Okay, well. Yeah. And then in baseball news, the Cubs have fired Joe Maddon after they failed to make the playoffs and lost like 10 straight games. So moving on. The same guy who helped them break their supposed goat curse.

Yeah. Got them their first World Series in like 110 years or something. There you go. Chicago, baby. Yeah. It's those things where like we had no relief pitching. And instead of getting relief pitching, they're just like, it must be the manager's fault. Get rid of him.

Yeah. I would love to hear what the meatballs on the radio think about that oh they're too busy being like bears win again let's go three and one i know trubisky got hurt but chase daniel came in played well i think he should start even though like two years ago the same thing happened and then he got shit on the next week but i forgot all about that because i don't know what i'm talking about uh ride this sub meatball sub uh so that's uh that's sports all right what is our big news story of the day big news story of the day? Big news story of the day. This one's pretty big.

Police say woman bit camel's balls. The camel did nothing wrong. I like how we have to have a little addendum on the end of that. It's just like camel did nothing wrong. There's any reason why you should be biting a camel's balls but please continue if you had to ask me yesterday if there is a circumstance in which you should bite a camel's testicles i would have said no today i learned that indeed there might be a good reason i like how this writer the person who wrote this article is me basically like i could never think of a reason to bite a camel's balls until now all right go today a report from louisiana newspaper was about a florida woman who bit a camel's testicles after the animal sat on her

at a truck stop petting zoo okay everything about this is amazing so far a truck stop petting zoo i didn't even know truck stop petting zoo i all right there's layers to this one why does a truck stop have a petting zoo two why and how does that petting zoo have a camel three why are they letting people in there and why did that camel sit on this woman's i imagine face because how else are you going to get under there and bite these balls? Okay. Kaspar, the camel, lives at the Tiger Truck Stop in Gross TT,

about 20 miles outside of New Orleans, which has a petting zoo that reportedly also contains a baby kangaroo, a coati, a miniature horse, and miniature horse. That sounds like an illegal petting zoo. It really does. It does not sound... You know what?

I don't know what goes on in Louisiana. They operate on their own rules. I taught these are my animals, sir. This is my zoo, then I'm the only one allowed to pet them. Yeah. i am the this is my zoo then i'm the only one allowed to pet him yeah according to the advocate for years the truck stop has faced criticism from animal rights activists over a tiger that the owners held in captivity at the location until it died last year oh my god yep that uh that checks out it's checking out yep uh the truck stop does not hide how it feels about these advocates its facebook banner

shows an image of a tiger licking its lips next to the phrase animal activists taste like chicken according to the advocate the ball biting the dead the dead tiger really huge fan of of eating and he would be he probably was like i'll literally eat anything i'm dying over here i'm starving feed me anything and they're just you know like the the ball-biting incident began last wednesday evening when the woman's husband threw dog treats into caspar's living space the couple's dog went inside the fence then the couple who were not identified crawled under a strand of barbed wire. The man reportedly pushed Kaspar and swatted its hat at the camel. The camel proceeded to sit on the woman. Then she reacted by biting Kaspar's testicles. She said, I bit his balls to

get him off me. I bit his testicles to get him off me. Eberville Parish Deputy Louis Hamilton Jr. told the advocate, following an investigation, reportedly found the woman and her husband had provoked Kaspar. Yeah, it sounds like it. The camel did nothing wrong, Hamilton told the newspaper. They were aggressive. The camel was doing his normal routine. Authorities didn't deem the truck stop at fault because signs warned visitors to stay out of the camel's enclosure.

The camel has never been aggressive. The camel has never gotten out, never caused any issues, truck stop at fault because signs warn visitors to stay out of the camel's enclosure the camel has never been aggressive the camel has never gotten out never caused any issues hamilton told the advocate my only question to her husband was why did he throw the doggy treat under the fence and he just said i wasn't thinking i believe that i believe you that's the truest thing anyone in this story has said so far. That is, uh, this is just one of those things where, like, you really just hate everybody in this story except for, like, the camel and the dog. The camel's the only one who did anything wrong. He didn't do anything wrong.

The dude got his balls bit. Well, the dog, he was just chasing treats. Yeah, you're right. The dog, here's the crazy thing. The animals in this story are the least stupid things. Yeah. They're the only, they're just following instinct trying to get by. Meanwhile, some idiot's throwing dog treats into a camel pen.

And then they decide to go up into the pen where they're told not to go. And then they start swatting at the camel. Damn right it's going to sit its ass down on you the crazy thing is rather than like do anything normal she's like i guess i bought his balls that's how i get my husband off of me uh let's see according to a follow-up story from the advocate the camel is taking antibiotics after the bite but is otherwise fine the couple get a shot uh listen i would if that woman bit. The couple were also charged with trespassing and something else relating to the incident.

It's also been reported that the woman said she had broken ribs and a collarbone, but that she bummed a cigarette from a witness at the scene and smoked it without any apparent difficulty. Essentially, they're lying and trying to sue. Yes, I believe that. Oh yeah, no doubt. What a joyous story of a woman on camel violence. Yeah.

I wonder if one of those cigarettes that have Joe Camel, I wonder if that was the same. That would be hilarious. That would be pretty hilarious. That would be amazing. The camel would look at the camera and go, whoa, and that would be pretty hilarious that would be amazing and the camera would look at the camera and go whoa and that would be the end the ending so yeah that's a thing it certainly is all right well that's it for us thank you so much for listening and watching however you're enjoying this podcast crendor hit them with the socials we got so many socials we

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