Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 214 - Rough And Ready

Episode Date: October 7, 2019

The boys return with another episode and Crendor has been up to A LOT this week. This is highly unusual! Most of it is terrible, but he's been actively terrible, so that's new! Also Florida Man wields a samurai sword over trash and the boys discover the greatest little city in the world. All this and more on an exciting new Cox n' Crendor! Quip starts at just $25 and if you go to http://getquip.com/CRENDOR right now, you can get your first refill pack for FREE. Get 23andMe’s new Ancestry + Traits Service for $79 at http://23andme.com/cox.

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Ghost on Trend Dog in the morning. In the morning. Broadcasting live, live, live, live, live. In 4-hour recording studios. Recording. Hello everybody, welcome back to another episode of the next episode of the morning. See how I'm getting lazier with it? In order to counteract. I was trying to get lazy so that I counteract your. When you're like.

But then now you're just being like. Which now I have to go lazier. Next episode is going to be like. And then I'll be like. Damn it. I can't win! I can always out-lazy you. No worries.

That's true. That's true. It'll hit a point where it's just like... And then it's just silence. Yeah, just silence for the rest of the podcast. And then one time it will just be silence. Yeah, an hour of pure silence. But we'll have some jazzy music in the back

no nothing and then halfway through it'll be like a an ad that would be some avant-garde podcasting if it was just silence then an ad and then more silence. Wow. That would be art is what that would be, I think. That would be probably not listened to by anybody. I mean, we've got a built-in audience that would at least turn it on. That's true.

They'd be like, I think it's broken. And we just have to not respond to the thousands of tweets we get. They're like, guys, the podcast isn't working. We'd be like, oh, it's working. It looks funny. We hear it. Do you not hear it? I hear it perfectly. Yeah, you have to be a real fan in order to hear what the podcast... It's a super secret episode. Only cool people

can hear it. It's like at a decibel tone where if you can't hear it, you're not cool. Yeah, it's that thing like if you're too old, you won't be able to hear the podcast. It's like that. Only we can hear it you're not cool yeah it's that thing like if you're too old you won't be able to hear the podcast yeah it's like that only we can hear it that was so funny when that tone came out remember when there was like that yeah that tone like only teenagers can hear this tone yeah yeah and uh a bunch of people that we know all listen to it and i was like oh i hear it it sucks and then people who are a decade younger than me were like I can't hear anything I'm like what did you do to your ears what did you just blasted

music what is going on oh my god speaking of ears I lost my airpods I saw your tweet what happened what you lost it again well here's what happened all right normally i've had my airpods for like a year so it's not like i just got them the other day because i use them at the gym so i'm like that that i get them usually here's my mistake because i'd go to the gym with them i'm like i'll just keep them in the car so uh one day i lost them and i was like that's weird normally i keep them here uh and then uh i was like all right well maybe i'll find them around so i you know i was like i waited about a week and i was like all right i'm gonna go buy some new ones because i can't find them got them again and i was like somebody could have

stolen these because like maybe i forgot to lock my car and i was like nah you know so i put them in like my little like glove thing like under the thing and then literally a day and a half later i look and they're gone um do you lock your car have you locked your car now i lock my car oh my god okay here's the red door well there's normally i've never had anything like stolen out of my car so i was like oh whatever and it's been like forever so i was like whatever oh, whatever. And it's been, like, forever. So I was like, whatever. So here's the other part. They didn't take anything else. Sure. They didn't take, like, the phone charger. They didn't take the, like, money in the glove compartment thing.

Those crimes are all about finding one score and running. Right? Because you don't know what. A great example is years ago when I was living a Crandor lifestyle and left my car unlocked like a dummy, someone stole my sunglasses, but they were prescription sunglasses. What they intended to do with those, I don't know, but he just like took them, left everything else in the car, but just took those.

When our office – oh, God, maybe a year and a half ago or something uh one of our lovely tenants left the door open at night on accident and someone broke in and we have all this equipment we have all this stuff and the one thing they stole was a jar full of change yeah that's that was it that's the only thing they took was a jar full of change. Yeah. That was it. That's the only thing they took. Was a jar full of change. So it's straight up just you go in there.

Figure out what the easiest thing that you personally can swipe. Use. Or like get rid of. Like sell. Yeah. And it's always something you would never. In movies and TV it's always people stealing entertainment systems. But really it's you know the

small things they can put in their pocket and they can get away with yeah and i mean it was one of those things where they definitely knew what they were doing because i was like oh i can track them and it's like no location they definitely got rid of that in like seconds like wipe this shit and i looked online like yeah you can wipe the air pod shit in like 20 seconds so I was like well why would they be able to do because your phone so when you upgrade your phone especially if you have an iPhone literally you have to go through a whole process of unfollowing or untracking your phone and you know that whole where's my phone feature. You have to go through this whole process to do that and use pins and things.

But with those you don't? That seems insane. What about if you have an Apple Watch? I don't know. All I know is people are like yep you can do it really fast. So make some prime for stealing. So now I double lock

everything. I lock, close close bolt it down uh and i guess uh that's a fun way to lose 140 dollars that sucks man i here's the thing that's why i don't invest in like i'm afraid those will just fall out of my ears. I look at those things and just normal headphones, my big old damn ears. They just like go like fall out sometimes. Those, I can't imagine doing anything physical and expecting those to stay in my head. Yeah. So now, and can you believe they didn't want like my beast, my boar men that were also there, the savage boar boys. They didn't want those from my war hammer.

That is, I mean, that's a sad thing. That's the worst part. You're right. Thank God those were there. Yeah. So those are like 50 bucks. All right. And yeah, so every time I lock my car, I'm like lock, lock, lock.

And I'm just like, everything's closed. The bolt lock. I just everything. Where was it stolen? Was it stolen at the gym again? I don't know. I have no idea. I'm like, I wish I knew.

But I definitely know that I probably just accidentally left my car locked or like I was just like, ah, whatever. Oh, Crandor. Yeah. So that's a life lesson. If anything, if anything. Lock everything. I also will never keep them in the car again if I do get them again. I went on Amazon and I was like, I'm just gonna buy some

shitty $35 wireless headphone. And there's actually ones on Amazon that are like, hey, these are pretty good for $30. And I was like, screw it. I'll just get these and then once I train my brain to bring them inside and I lock my car, then I'll be like, all right, now I can get AirPods again.

Your follies are my enjoyment. I want you to know that. Woo! I want you to know this. So that was that. And then the other thing, which is more fun is i went to uh today we golfed and then went to an oktoberfest thing very didn't you go to one last week uh yeah listen whenever there's an oktoberfest i'm ready to go okay all right uh i prepped i didn't drink

for like three or four days and i was like i'm ready for some alcohol uh so i had a beer wrapped all right if i drink every day my stomach's gonna be dead by that uh so i healed it up it was good i haven't had any stomach pains uh and so pretty much we went to this thing. We went to this the last couple of years. In the last couple of years, there were this group of old guys, and they would play an alpine horn. The German, like, oompa loompa, right?

Yeah, it's the last couple. These old guys brought the alpine horn, and they'd be like, brr, brr, brr. And the guy would be like, this alpine horn is sometimes used at, say, weddings or to call for help from the mountains or for a marriage or a funeral or to call help at a funeral. And he would always bring it up. And I'd be like, dude, this is great. And so this year I was ready.

Me and my friend were like, yeah, he's going to bring out the horn, dude. And it was a different band. And I was like what did they die because they were like oh yeah they when i heard about them last what irony that they all died on a mountain with they lost their they left their horn in the car and some guys stole it and they all died on that mountain how ironic that's crazy that's gotta be what happened because then these guys and like you you know, they're okay. A bunch of old people did the chicken dance and like, you know.

Did you do the chicken dance? No. I'm too old for that. But the old people did it. Yeah, but they're like, you know. Is there like a bell curve of too old for the chicken dance? Like when you're young, it's fine. And then you hit a certain age, you're like, no, no i'm not doing that and then it goes back the other way where

you get so old you're like all right i'm in let's go right it was like a bunch of people probably over uh i want to say like 60 and then there was like one kid that was like i don't want to be up here there's like 13 that would definitely be me at 13 and then there's like that's everyone at 13 i don't want to be here and there's like a couple uh you know like 30 40 year olds or whatever in there uh probably with their like parent or whatever doing it i was like listen my joints my joints, my joints, man. They don't even got those problems. My joints, my joints, man. So I just, I enjoyed watching, sitting there.

There's a duck outside walking around. I looked at the duck and I was like, God damn, that shithead stole my AirPods as I drank my beer and listened to tuba music. We were also sad because normally we're like yeah but then the the horn people weren't there so it's like a double whammy oh yeah you went there to drink for fun and you ended up drinking for sad and that's that's that's gonna get you every time so then my friend was like do you want to just go get cheese curds and i was like yeah i do want to get cheese curds so we went got cheese curds and we got another beer and I watched the Packers win. And then I was happy.

Yeah, I saw that. That was, look at you. Happy day all around. Yeah. So that helped. But then now I've been hydrating again because my head's like, ugh. That's been my weekend. Oh my God.

And the other thing. Okay. Yeah. Yes. The one positive. That's been my weekend. Oh my god, and the other thing. Okay. Yeah? Yes? The one positive, I'll start with the positive and then end with the negative so it's more fun. Wait, so is this not related to the previous thing? Well, it ties into my weekend. Alright, sure, yeah.

So Games Workshop has been cool. And now that I've been like, hey Games Workshop, I paint things on stream. They're like, hey, we'll send you stuff. And I was like, hey Games Workshop, I paint things on stream. They're like, hey, we'll send you stuff. And I was like, thanks Games Workshop. Old Games Workshop would have DMCA'd me and been like, you're not allowed to have any of this on stream or camera. It is our product. But new Games Workshops, like here's stuff. So they sent me the new Blood Bowl Lizardmen things. They sent me it early. And so I got to build that on stream that was really fun and then I was supposed to get orcs but my package they sent this mind you

before the lizard men and I was like oh this must be the orcs they sent me and I open it and I'm like oh it's the lizard men and then I look on my FedEx thing and it's like it's gonna be to you by the end of the day.

And I was like, alright. End of the day rolls by. It's not there. And I'm like, well. And I look and it says pending. It swapped to pending. And then that stopped and it was like, your package is in like

Kookaburra, North Carolina. And I was like, that's weird weird i don't think that's my house so uh then it was like arriving what a specific kookaburra north what a specific location okay yeah it was whatever and then i was like okay and then it's like uh arriving next week and i was like what and now it's back to where it was. And so I take it. It's probably going to get here tomorrow. They probably were like, all right, send this off.

Like, ah, shit. That was supposed to stay there. I guarantee that's what happened. I had a package. So I got two things on Amazon. They were having like some deal nonsense. And so I ordered Bathroom tissue toilet paper Right like a bulk

Thing of it I was like yeah I'll never Have to go again And then I got a Bottle of water it was sent To me last week And it says that it arrived Thursday Ain't nothing showed up on Thursday

And so I was like okay I guess I'll wait a few days Today I went to go look that it arrived Thursday. Ain't nothing showed up on Thursday. And so I was like, okay, I guess I'll wait a few days. Today I went to go look, and it says the bottled water is here somewhere, but the toilet paper, hold on, let me find the exact phrasing of this toilet paper. So on everything you order on Amazon, it gives you sort of when your order is coming, when it arrived, if it arrived, you can track your package, that kind of stuff. For my Charmin Ultra Gentle Toilet Paper, 18 Mega Rolls, refund issued. A refund will appear on the original payment in two to four business days. And then if you click on more information, it literally is like, your package was returned to Amazon because one of the following reasons.

Address format, unable to access, failed delivery attempts, damage during transit. It's just, I have no idea what happened to this thing. But my question is, it's a box of toilet paper. What could have happened to this? Like, it wasn't, what could have damaged this box? Because it's not like there was equipment in there. It's just butt wipe, right? It's not like this

is anything important. What happened? What happened to this box? Meanwhile, my water is just missing. Just straight up. It said delivered Thursday. It is super not here. I don't know where the hell it delivered thursday it is super not here i don't know where the hell it is but it is not here what the hell your box is damaged yeah what is it your box is

damaged like what's that mean yeah i don't know how does and what does How does a box of toilet paper But like it's got plastic Wrapped around it Also it's California there's no rain There's no rain here no rain happened And Amazon has a facility In state Like one of the warehouses

We can order stuff and it arrives in a day So what is the So what happened It's a mystery it's truly a mystery i'm glad they refunded me but no one told me i just looked today and was like you've been refunded i was like wait what that's so weird man it is weird they're like one of those like uh astrological like mercury grades or whatever happening? I feel like one's got to be happening right now.

I had a conversation about that the other day about mercury and retrograde. And I was like, that sounds like bullshit. That sounds dumb. Because everyone's like, yeah, if mercury's in retrograde, you're going to have a lot of problems. And so you got mercury's in retrograde like three times a year. You're telling me three times a year. Everyone's just having a bad time. That sounds like BS.

I feel like man, Mercury must always be in retrograde at this point. Apparently it means that in the sky, it looks like it's going backwards because of the angles and the distance to the sun and stuff like that. Something like that something like that so retrograde means it looks like it's going in reverse in the sky which is kind of neat like that's pretty that is kind of cool actually but uh the fact that they're like it means there's

gonna be dark times in your astrological future shut up shut up that's stupid probably gonna it's probably gonna instinctively make me buy iPod or AirPods online, and then I'll order them and they'll get lost, and they'll go right to the person who stole. What is Mercury in retrograde? Mercury in retrograde. Okay. March 5th through the 28thth July 7th through August 2nd

October 31st, November 20th Alright, here's the thing I feel like all those days You probably were doing way better than just now When you lost your damn iPod Yeah, I was So, you know It's one of those things where I feel like

You just notice it more when it happens Right? Like, when If we have a call right now and it drops And then we get back It's like, ah, what happened? But if it happens then You're like, it must have a call right now and it drops and then we get back it's like uh what happened but if it happens then you're like it must have been the mercury retrograde that's what i'm saying i don't man i don't buy into any of this stuff although sometimes again i'll read an astrology thing and i'm like i don't know if this person's watching my life but i feel like they

know everything about me yeah like i'm sure some of it can be true, but I think they definitely stretch it in order to, I would say, profit off of it or to have some sort of control over your life. What? Crazy. I don't believe that for a minute. Are you telling me people will manipulate people for the sake of monetary gain? Crendor.

Well, and it can be control. It's like, you know i don't know what's gonna happen tomorrow and then it can be like oh good things are gonna happen tomorrow and then you feel like you have some sort of control and then maybe good things do happen and you're like see it was true i definitely wouldn't go there for my life decisions no i would not but if you want to do it for fun, that's fine. Knock yourself out. Sometimes I'll go and have people do my tarot cards just for fun. I don't think

that they've tapped into a spiritual realm and they are like divining my future, but I do think they're very good at reading me and I like to figure out what they think they know about me. I think that's fascinating. I love the idea of I have a friend who she's incredible.

She does tarot card stuff, and she did me a reading, and I was like, wow, that was really good. And then just to prove that I could do it, I did it to her, and she was like, you're very good at this. And I was like, yeah, it's about reading people and figuring out what they're going through and if you know them well enough you can bullshit your way through all of you can make up all sorts of stuff and they're like it's true like yeah it is it's uh i think they did that like one of those shows it might have been pen and teller uh and their pen and teller bullshit where they would just wear really beat up clothes and everything and they'd be like, oh, you must be going through a rough time with work and jobs

or looking for a job because they're like, well, yeah, they just read that you have bad clothes on so you can't afford good clothes. But if you're in a suit and everything, you're like, oh, big CEO I see. You're in charge of something, eh? And they're like, yes, I am in charge of things. Yeah, but you can't ever say... You have to build off of stuff. So let's say if you came to me in a suit, eh? And they're like, yes, I am in charge of things. Yeah, but you can't ever say...

You have to build off of stuff. So let's say if you came to me in a suit, right? I wouldn't say, oh, you're a big boss man. I'd be like, uh, the cards say that you're responsible for many people in your life. Yeah, that's a good one.

And this one, inverted, says that that gives you a lot of stress, which is an obvious thing that definitely happens, right? You just connect A to B to C, and you're like, it gives you a lot of stress, and you're having a hard time managing that, and you're actively trying to find ways to do that. Things like that. And people are like, they know me.

I do like to take charge. Yeah, you just have to make it very vague, but also mystical. You have to add an element of whimsy. And there's something mysterious about you that people don't know. It's true. I have things that people don't know about me, like everyone. I am wearing this trench coat, and I have this fedora on. I'm wearing sunglasses with a fake nose.

Yes. You're right. Yeah. So it's definitely that. That's what I think. Well, you know what I think? What? You can get some great looking chompers.

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How's the traffic out there? Oh, Crandor, look's go. Jump in the sun, guys. Crandor, how's the traffic out there? Take a look out there. Man, traffic. I hate traffic, man. You know, it's my job to look down at the traffic and talk about it. I hate traffic. I hate traffic jams. I hate slippery roads.

I hate not being able to see on the road. I hate people stealing stuff from your car. I hate traffic. How about we just all sit at home inside and how about we just start walking everywhere again? You know, just start walking back to you. Thanks. I actually, this past week I had a bunch of meetings and it's people in Hollywood.

So from where I'm at to Hollywood, maybe 18 miles, but it takes two hours. And I'm like, you know what? Why don't we just do online conferencing? It exists for a reason. They're like, you don't want to come in? I'm like, not really. I actually would rather just do a phone call or something because I don't feel like wasting my day doing that. So, you know, it's just a 30-minute meeting.

I'd rather not. Turns out people are very understanding. All right. Let's go to the weather. Weather. We have a dog in there? Our weather reporter, Ruff Barksman. Ruff, how's it going out there?

We're going to Ruff and Ready california that's a place rough and ready rough and ready california it's uh apparently north of sacramento by yuba city uh-huh go on rough and ready cal California. So silly sounding. I can't believe this is an actual place name. This has to be like they renamed a city to Rough and Ready because they're like, ah, why not? Well, maybe it was an old mining town or an old something like a fort. Like old Rough and Ready. I don't know.

We've got to look into this. All right. Yeah, we need to find out information. Anyway, it's 62 degrees, 60 tonight. You got a few passing clouds, low around 60. Winds light and variable tomorrow, 83. Tomorrow night, 60. Then you got an 80 on Tuesday and a 49 on a Tuesday night.

Ay, ay, ay. Dropping down to a chilly temperatures out there. You know what? I was almost right. I'm going to take credit for this one temperatures out there. You know what? I was almost right. I'm going to take credit for this one. All right. What was it? Rough and Ready was founded in 1849 by a mining company from Wisconsin called the Rough and

Ready Company during the California Gold Rush. Huh. You were actually pretty good on that. Wow. And look at this. You were actually pretty good on that. Wow. And look at this. The town declared a secession from the union as the great Republic of rough and ready on April 7th,

1850, largely to avoid mining taxes, but voted to rejoin the union less than three months later on the 4th of July. I love it. They were like, we don't want to be a part of the union. Oh God, we need food and water.

Cute. Ay, ay, ay. Well, there you go. That's your weather report history lesson. Yeah. Wow. All right. Well, let's go to sports.

Sports. Hey, welcome to the sports desk. Ba-da-da-ba-ba-da-da-da-da-da-da. to sports sports hey welcome to the sports desk uh that's my new sports jingle that i'll forget next week i was about to say okay uh in football news the seahawks beat the rams the cardinals beat the bengals the bills beat the titans the bears lost to the Raiders. The Buccaneers lost to the Saints. The Vikings beat the Giants. The Eagles destroyed the Jets. The Ravens beat the

Steelers in overtime. I don't want to talk about it. Can we? I do want to talk about this. The Steelers in overtime gave the ball up. The coin flipped and rather than them being like yeah we'll take the ball they're like let them have it what yeah i don't know why you wouldn't take the ball first

in overtime well technically if you think you can hold them to a field goal i guess because they can't win off a field goal uh if but you get a chance that's like the new rule if you they get a field goal you get a chance to go down get a field goal or a touchdown i guess they thought it was a bad idea it was a bad idea i don't know what they were thinking um the patriots beat the redskins i don't want to talk about the patriots f the patriots the jaguars we don't talk about the patriots here anymore we'll never talk about them again. The Jaguars and Gardner Minshew lost to the Carolina Panthers. Sad times.

Sad times. Christian McHatton. That's okay, though. You know what? Unlike the Steelers, he'll come back. Then the Falcons lost 53-32 to the Texans. Oh, my God. 53 points. Broncos beat the Chargers, got their first win.

Packers beat the Cowboys. I need to interrupt you. I need to interrupt you. This is very important. All right. We have to go back to the weather segment. Weather. Okay.

Weather. Look, this is the flag of the Great Republic of Rough and Ready. All right. It looks like a kid made it. It looks like a kindergartner project. The Great Republic of Rough and Ready. That's what it looks like. I love this.

I love that they were like, screw America, the great republic of rough and ready. And then they just sort of like put a flag together. It looks so bad. I love it. I love it. It is pretty great. Oh, my God. That is the most American thing I've ever seen in my life.

They're just like, we can do better. Oh, my God. That is the most American thing I've ever seen in my life. They're just like, we can do better. It looks like when you're a kid and you cut out the letters, they aren't always look like that. God, I don't know if kids actually did this or not. Do you think this is a kid's project? Oh, it's so funny. But it says the Great Republic of Rough and Ready, 1850 to 1850, and it says that's the flag.

It's on Wikipedia as the flag of the country. Can't argue it. You can't. Wikipedia is unarguable. Yeah. I mean, hey, if they fly that in the battle, watch out. He's just kindergartners running onto a battlefield. We're going to get you!

Sir, do we shoot the kids? Oh, my God. There's so many of them. Run! The Great Republic of Rough and Reddy never forgets. We're coming for you. Down with America. That's weather.

And then the Colts beat the Chiefs. Wow. Big win there. Over in baseball, the playoffs have started. uh over in baseball the playoffs have started uh the Braves beat the Cardinals today to even up that series at one a piece uh actually no they lead the the series two to one I didn't realize that uh and then the Dodgers beat the Nationals they go up 2-1. And Houston up 2-0 on the Tampa Bay Rays and the Yankees leading 2-0 on

the Minnesota Twins. Sad times. I don't want the Yankees. Nobody wants the Yankees. Except Yankees fans. I mean, except for people in New York who are not Mets fans. So that's that in the sports Alright Crenner what is our big

News story of the Dwa Oh my god news stories That's right Oh my god news stories I totally Forgot them Florida man Arrested for swinging samurai

Sword at another man during a fight over trash. Go on. A Florida man has been arrested and charged with attempted murder after swinging a samurai sword at another man during a dispute over trash. Authorities announced Wednesday. The Broward County Sheriff's Office said Curtis Miller, 54, was caught swinging the sword on home surveillance. What? They're going to fight with another man over a disputed dump cart. Both men had...

Is it weird that I feel like 54 is too old to have a samurai sword? For some reason, 54 seems a little weird. Now, mind you, in Japan, that wouldn't be an issue but like a guy named curtis in florida had 54 i feel like having a samurai sword is a little weird yeah i'd uh yeah i'd probably say so um uh let's see that's my takeaway from this like a man swinging a sword at another man like I'm like, hold on. It's a little weird, your choice of weapons, sir. There are many weapons.

You chose a samurai sword? It's like we've read so many of these, it doesn't even phase you at this point. I love how that's my problem with this. I'm like, all right, if you're going to swing a sword over trash, a broadsword or a claymore would work. But a samurai sword sir you're in your 50s please not child what a weird thing to think um sure so statements made by police claim the man swung the sword in the direction of the alleged victim pod beavers beavers had arrived at the site after spotting the apparently tempting trash pile during an evening jog.

Beavers noticed Miller rummaging through the pile while stationed near an older white pickup truck. He decided to join in the digging. Oh, Curtis was the guy. I thought it was Curtis's pile. And then this dude ran by and was like oh that's a nice pile of trash but really Curtis was going through the pile here's my question does he have that samurai sword

for trash pile protection when people are like what are you doing with that trash pile he's like do you Jared challenge me in front of this trash pile is that like part of it here's the thing beavers noticed him rummaging through and then joined them. And then soon found the black heavy-duty cart.

Miller became upset when he saw the driver. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Time out. So this guy joined? He was on a jog. Saw the trash pile and said, That's a mighty good-looking trash pile. And then joined in? Yeah. So they're looking through the trash pile and said that's a mighty good looking trash pile and then joined in yeah

so they're looking through the trash pile there's a dump cart for like putting whatever you want trash into so it's literally a dump cart in a dump pretty much uh and so he found the cart believe he had the rights to the cart due to being the first one to dig it up through the garbage. An argument ensued, but eventually Beavers left the scene with the cart. Oh, but it was Curtis's trash pile. Yeah. Jogging as he pushed it home. Authorities say the man eventually noticed he was being followed by Miller and the two men confronted each other in Beavers' front yard.

Miller is said to have removed the sword from a long red sheath, lunging it in the direction of the jogger. As they struggled over the cart, Beavers then revealed that the incident was being recorded on video. Miller noticed the camera and ran away while threatening to return. The alleged victim then went inside his home, leaving the cart behind the yard. Do we have video footage of this?

Do we have video footage of this? I sure hope we do. There's got to be a video of this somewhere. Internet, find that video. We need this video. Or if the guy's out there, send us the video. We'll watch it and let people know. We won't share it with anyone. We'll just let people know

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