Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 216 - Too Many Pringles

Episode Date: October 24, 2019

The boys return with another episode filled with all the pringles based goofs you can handle! For some reason they become obsessed with the ludicrous number of flavors and take a deep dive. Also Crendor changes his twitter profile and Jesse has some questions about a pill thiefs motives. All this and SO much more on another exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Right now, Cox n’ Crendor listeners get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription at http://calm.com/COX The only way to get 10% off AND free shipping is to use promo code COX at http://brooklinen.com.

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live, live. In 4-hour recording studio. Recording. Wake your ass up. It's Trend Dog in the morning Hello everybody, welcome to the exciting episode of Cox and Crandor in the morning Uh, you sound like you're dying I'm not dying, I woke up today with like a sore throat And it was fine

And then, uh, I don't know, I fell asleep on the couch Because I'm apparently older than dirt. And I woke up and I was like, I became the green cheetah, apparently. Maybe I was the green cheetah the entire time. That's the twist. Shit, dude. You might have been the green cheetah the whole time.

I could have been. You might have been the Green Cheetah the whole time. I could have been. I could have been. If you went back at the end of this movie and you saw all those scenes of my life over again where I saw the Green Cheetah, it was just me looking at nothing. Or me dressed up as the Green Cheetah. And I just, yeah, it all fits together now. It's all the mysteries revealed. I don't think I've ever seen you and the green cheetah in the same place no one has no one has wow

i have seen a lot of people sending us mick the apple berries i have seen that that's true i saw uh some gave me a video today. I think that's the last thing I said. I haven't watched it yet. But shout out to everyone making McAppleberries. Yeah. You're our heroes. Doing the duty.

Yeah, they are. They definitely will be at some point. Man. Yeah. And then I asked the McRib people if I get a box, but they were like, no, it's just one box, and it went to you. Well, you can have as much as you want. Well, I don't know if I want anything. You can have as much as you want. What actually is in there now?

Okay, so in the box is a large selection of gift cards that get you one McRib, one gift card with no monetary value that I don't know what it is. A large selection of holiday mailing cards that say Seasons Greetings, but Seasons is spelled S-Z-N for some ungodly reason. And it has a McRib on it. Then there are two plates, both holiday themed with McRibs on them. There are two calendars, both holiday themed with McRibs. Again, like I mentioned last episode, it isn't a full year calendar. It is this bizarre calendar that ends next October. Then two flannel jackets, red flannel jackets with McRibs on them.

One of them is stained in a weird way like there's like a weird stain on it and then pins and then a puzzle like a family puzzle it is a universal one person from every i would assume color and creed is on this puzzle and uh they're all eating mcribs together and then i'm trying to think of everything else there's so many ridiculous things in this box it's wild and then there's a letter that i uh remind me to post it immediately after we do this i recorded just reading the letter and it's like thanks to the mccox and crendor the visibility of the you know it's great yeah i'm not gonna not even spoil it just it'll be on twitter it's very funny man

we should uh we should send people mcrib holiday gift cards we should send them just the cards without the gift card yeah no you don't get mcribs on us actually if we kept track of everyone who got a mcdappleberry i never mind i was gonna say we should send them a gift card but i feel like they've done enough they've eaten more than enough McRibs in their life. That's true. At this point, they probably shouldn't have any more. It's probably not healthy. It probably isn't, but they are crazy already.

Yeah, they don't need another one. That was pretty neat to see. And I guess they do have apple pie still, so there I learned. Yeah, everyone, one guy was like, it's actually pretty good. So either we're tastemakers or he has no taste. I choose to believe we're's actually pretty good so either we're tastemakers or he has no taste i choose to believe we're tastemakers i think we are tastemakers i've always called myself a tastemaker right that's i've called myself that too mostly because i

don't know what else to call the insane tastes i have yeah well it's kind of like you know how people that work at places like uh best buy it's like, hey, I'm a, they're like a retail worker, but they're like, I'm an electronics specialist. I feel like that's what that is. We're like tastemakers, but really it just means, hey, we found this thing you might like to eat. Hey, we combine things that probably shouldn't have been combined. You gonna eat that?

Yeah. Tastemakers. We put tastes together. It's like somebody's Twitter bio. I'm a tastemaker. Ew. Influencer and tastemaker. Influencer, trendsetter, tastemaker.

I always hate reading Twitter bios. Even my own. What is your Twitter bio? What did I just say? What is your Twitter bio? I'm going to your Twitter right now. What does your Twitter bio? What is your Twitter bio? What is your Twitter bio say? I'm going to your Twitter right now. What does your Twitter bio say?

Mine says YouTuber, streamer, professional nerd, and high quality non-content creator, influencer, buzzword user. Yeah, not enough. Not enough. Tastemaker you need in there. Yeah. Trendsetter. Yep, that's true. I need to fit as many as I can get in.

Absolutely. Absolutely. What's yours? Mine uses words that have never been seen before. Oh, man's true. I need to fit as many as I can get in. Absolutely. Absolutely. What's yours? Mine uses words that have never been seen before. Oh, man. Yeah. Executive producer of Moss Prom 1 and 2, WGA, Puckish Rogue, Broadcast Jockey. I feel like you can step it up as well.

Tastemaker. Let's see. Tastemaker. Wine Taster. Oh, yeah. Wine Taster. Tastemaker. Wine Maker. That's your progression miniature painter oh my god you're right you need to update it so it does all your yes you're that's

right youtuber streamer taste maker wine taster miniature painter and high quality non-content creator uh what's going on with you this week what's going on in your life oh that's a great question i don't really do a lot this week i looked up pringle flavors what why for what purpose i don't know i don't even remember i think i had a patreon thing and then somebody brought up like pringle flavors and then they were talking about like russian pringles yeah it's comrade one of my twitch viewers brought up russian pringles comrade Pringles? Yeah, and he said, uh, well he lives in America now, but he was saying like, they had in Russia like weird, it was like, what kind of Pringles were they? They were like, you know how they got like different stuff in different countries with

McDonald's? It was like that with Pringles. I'm looking at, I'm looking at what I assume are Japanese Pringles cause it's seaweed, grilled shrimp and soft shell crab. So I assume that's, that definitely an asian themed pringles yeah it's like one of the i think it was sunflower seeds or i don't know it was something like that so then i look sunflower seed pringles or no it was sunflower seed uh some sort of candy had sunflower seeds in it it's like snickers or something like that what yeah is one of those

is is crazy apparently they love sunflower seeds over there. Where is it? Sunflower seed cane. Jamon Serrano ham. What? Yogurt Pringles? Cola Pringles? That's what I'm saying.

There's so many Pringles. What? There are too many Pringles. Yeah, it is Snickers. It's sunflower seed Snickers. Yeah, that's fine and all, but have you seen the fact that there are now loud Pringles?

Loud Pringles? Loud Pringles. What are loud Pringles? Las Vegas style Pringles. What is Las Vegas Pringles? I don't know. What is a loud Pringle? Keep it down over there. Pringles Thanksgiving dinner? Turkey in a can? Pringles? Oh, I take it they're just really like they crunch loudly when

you eat them i can't be looking at this this is a rabbit hole i identified they say we identified a target segment of bold explorers who are eager to try something different in flavors and textures it's why kettle potato chips are doing well. Bold Explorers. We have identified Bold Chip Explorers. Also, this Snickers bar is crazy. What the hell does that say? Snickers? Sea? Cemetery?

What? Cemeteries. October Fest Snickers. Do you like Cemetery Snickers, comrade? Oh my god. And like cemetery Snickers comrades Oh my god and they got Beef kebab Pringles Blueberry hazelnut Pringles Bruschetta Pringles Cajun Pringles

Cheese carnival Pringles None of those sound good Cinnamon sweet potato Corn Fat free barbecue That's the worst one of all French consume Nope. Nope. Fat-free barbecue. That's the worst one of all. French consume.

I think you might mean consomme, unless French consume sounds terrifying. French consume. French consume. Fun picnic. What's in a fun picnic, Pringle? I don't know. It doesn't sound like a flavor. That's like there's a brand of chips that's called like Mardi Gras flavor

chips. None of that sounds like anything I would want. Mardi Gras flavor? That sounds terrifying. The flavor of Mardi Gras seems like it's a bad flavor. Yeah, vomit and nipples. Vomit, nipples, and BO and alcohol.

Oh yeah. The BO is what really kicks it up to another level yeah it's delicious you know right right mayo potato make you say what mayo potato gross uh gross new york street cheese dog old american circus funky mustard it's real. That might be a good one. That might be the best one. Look at that one. How the hell is that a flavor?

I like they have Pringles Garlic Butter, Pringles Mayo Cheese. Pringles. Pringles. Pringles. The goddamn Pringles. Ooh, Pringles Restaurant Cravers, Mozzarella Sticks and Marinara. Ooh. This is the most...

I clicked on the most basic website ever. It's like, Pringles has a lot of crazy flavors now, like dill pickle and ketchup. Get out of here. They're not even that crazy. Meanwhile, there's Las Vegas Spare Ribs is one of the flavors. Why Las Vegas? Pringles Smoked Salami Autumn Selection. Philly Cheesesteak.

Paprika. Funky Mustard. I see it now. What the hell? Bacon Caesar Salad. What? Bacon Caesar Salad. Pringles Los Angeles Street Barbecue Chicken.

Oh my God. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Wait. Wait. Wait.

Right. Wait. I am a stopwatch in San Antonio. Wait. Like, if you go to the actual Pringles website, they have, like, their basic Pringles up there, but none of them are, like, crazy Pringles, you know? I guess. But I feel like when you go to different countries, like, let's go to Finland Pringles.

Kima curry, Indonesian satay? Oh, no. If I go to Finland Pringles. Kima curry, Indonesian satay. Oh no, if I go to Indonesian Pringles, I don't know what I'm clicking. Chinese carnival is a flavor. Chinese carnival? What kind of carnival is that? You know, there's one called Bangkok grilled chicken wing. Oh, okay. Pringles onion blossom flavor.

Mac and cheese Pringles. Balsamic vinegar Pringles onion blossom flavor. Mac and cheese Pringles. Balsamic vinegar Pringles. What? You know what? Blueberry. Blueberry Pringles. That's the worst one, I think. That probably is the worst one.

Ooh, hold on. Maybe not. Pringles garlic seafood. Whoa, that sounds terrible. Well, that's probably popular in like Asian countries. Grilled shrimp and garlic. Pringles Grand Canyon French fries. I don't even know what that would taste like.

Grand Canyon French fries? Grand Canyon French fry Pringles. They fry them in the Grand Canyon. Fresh. What does that mean? Wait, okay. I went to Ireland's Pringles, right? And they have cheesy cheese.

They have Pringles piri Piri chicken flavor. Those are probably delicious. Roast chicken and herbs. They have rice fusion Malaysian red curry, rice fusion pecking duck with hoisin sauce, Indian tandoori chicken, and barbecue chicken teriyaki. There's one thing we need to learn from all this.

Yeah. Pringles is gross. Pringles are just like, yeah, put some flavor powder on that shit. It'll taste fine. It really is just flavor powder on like a generic chip. Yes. They're like, put salt and a bunch of other flavors together to make it taste like something. I mean.

You know, they've tapped into that kettle chip market. So they're really hitting it. You know, they've tapped into that kettle chip market, so they're really hitting it. It's like, who would buy Pringles but buy, like, the reduced fat type of Pringles? Like, that just sounds awful. Fat people would. As one of them, I know what we do. We do that shit all the time.

I mean. Well, I could eat more of them if it's reduced fat, so. I guess that's true. It's like a way of buying it and then being like, hey, it's healthier, and then you eat the whole thing and you're like, ah... But then you're like, I would have eaten the whole thing of the other one, so I'm doing okay.

Alright, that's fair. I appreciate that. Yeah, it's about moderation. Krennor, you wouldn't get it. Yeah, I just don't get it. So yeah, that's what I did this week. What did you do? Oh, man. This week, I

spent a lot of time just like going through my apartment. Just every time I think I've cleaned it enough, I'll go back through and be like, why did I think I should keep this? And then I'll just get rid of it so i'm slowly whittling down my life to less and less things and it feels good i think i have like one

get out bag or if i ever need to go on the run i got one bag's worth of stuff and i can just be out i don't know why i feel like i need that i don't know what that means about my psyche where i'm like if i ever need to just run i can but i can if i ever need to just run, I can. But I can. If I ever need to, I can just go. Yeah. I mean, I kind of get that. It feels good not being attached to that many items. Yeah. At BlizzCon this year, I'm bringing all of my Blizzard merch and giving it away.

So I have all this Blizzard stuff that I'm like, I don't... It sits in a box. What the hell am I going to do with this? That's a fair point so i'm gonna give it away to people who will probably want it more than me yeah there's like a lot of that where you just got stuff and you're like why do i got this and then you just get rid of it well some people don't just keep holding on to it forever yeah it's one of those things where at the time i was like oh i must have that thing gotta have it dude and then i got it and i was like cool i got it and

then it just sat there i'm like ah well ah, well, good thing I got that. So now I'm trying to be more proactive about like, all right, there are things that you want. Do you really want this? Is this something you really want? And so I go out of my way to, you know, if it's something awesome, I may think about it. But now I don't pull the trigger. I'm like, oh, I really want it. No, Jesse. No. What are you going to do with it? What are you going to do with it, but now I don't pull the trigger. I'm like, oh, I really, no, Jesse.

No. What are you going to do with it? What are you going to do with it, Jesse? I'm like, I don't know, brain. It just looks really cool, and I just kind of want it. And it's like, yeah, but what are you going to do with it? Where's it going to go? What space do you have for it?

Are you going to use it? Are you going to play with it? Are you going to keep it in a box somewhere? What are you doing? I'm like, yeah, but, you know, it would be cool. I can show it to people. Like, how often do people come over to your house and see it anyway, Jesse? Like, I don't know, but if they do, maybe they could. No, don't buy it.

I'm like, okay. When you say, am I going to play with it, I just pictured you sitting at a table with an action figure. Like, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. Here's the thing. That was most of my life. Let's not even pretend. Yeah, that's true. here's the thing. That was most of my life. Let's not even pretend. Yeah. That's true.

Most of my young life was like, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. Yeah. If I could get away with doing that to this day, I would. If I didn't have to pretend to be an adult for society, I would definitely be like, you can't stop me, Luke Skywalker. I will, old man.

Now fight me. Pew, pew, pew've also hit the point speaking of stuff where they've started putting up christmas stuff already yeah those people are crazy people well stores like stores are putting it up yeah again crazy people it's like there's still more than two months to go It's like a seasonal thing They feel like people I don't know I don't know what they feel like I don't get it I want to try to justify it but I can't

I feel like they want you to buy They're just like hey it's the buying season Start buying Bye bye bye Let's go Yeah but why would you What are you going to buy now? As an ornament with a dog on it

I mean that's another one of those things where so I have in one of my closets a shelf that's all Christmassy-themed like holiday ornamentation. And it always sits in the shelf, and I bring it out for like three days. So this year, I'm like, I'm just gonna get rid of it.

I'm not using this. I'm not gonna get like shamed for not having Christmas decorations up. I don't care. So, yeah. I think I'm gonna get get like shamed for not having Christmas decorations up I don't care so yeah I think I'm gonna get rid of that keep it around cause I thought like well you know if I ever have a family and have

kids one day we'll all hang this tinsel together what the hell no we won't let's be like well we got that shitty tinsel let's go buy some other stuff yeah like why have you kept that for 15 years, dad? Like, I don't know. I'm a crazy old coot, I guess.

Just wanted to have tradition. Yeah. Here's the problem. Most of it's stuff that my mom is doing the same thing, except instead of giving it away to, like, the homeless or someone in need, she gives it to me. So I'll just have boxes of stuff that she's like i found this and i figure you want it i'm like yeah cool i'll hold on to it now i gotta go through the stuff that she gave me and be like what the hell am i gonna do with this why do i have this stuff yeah it's really you don't need

a lot of stuff that's what it comes down you really don't if that's one thing i can stress to the world you really don't need a lot of stuff that's the one lesson take it away take it away from this show you don't need a lot of stuff in fact money doesn't matter send it to at cox and crendor care of jesse cox throw it at my use throw it at my stuff throw it at our stuff throw it yeah and money money is money doesn't mean anything This in this world of ours about friendship and love so far How are we gonna spend it on things that we need that we then the giveaway How are we going to spend it on things that we need?

That we have to give away? How are we going to? We got to have money. I mean, I don't want it, but I got to have it, you know? Yeah, I got to have it. Did you hear my inner monologue? I really want it. Yeah, so money's not important.

Yeah. Give us your money. Thanks. Thank you. And really, isn't that what life's about? I would love it if someone was like, God, what's the meaning of life? And God's just like, have you ever heard of Cox and Crandor? They could really use a few bucks.

Send it their way, dude. Lord Jesus. I heard Cox and Crandor's a great place to donate your money. Don't give it to me. I already have 12 boats and a plane. But they don't. And they need those things. One of them barely flies, Jesus. He barely leaves his city.

They don't even need a plane. That's why you gotta give them that money. What would they spend it on? I don't know. I don't know what they spend that money on, but it would be something weird, Lord. Something weird. Would it be 20 McRibs, 40 McRibs, 50 McRibs in a weird shape?

Would they throw a McRib party, Lord? It's possible. Would they hand out McRibs at a live show? Probably not, because that's probably a health violation. But they might. Would they all get McRibs? Would they bring McRibs for everyone? It's possible, Lord.

If McRib was in season and someone gave them the money to do so. Negative amen. Amen. That's like robot Joel. Amen. Eight men. Eight men. No.

No, robot Joel. Eight men. Let's talk about something completely different. Okay. Calm. Y'all, I want to let you know that earlier today, I passed out on the couch. Right before we were supposed to record, passed out on the couch. And not for any good reason.

Mostly for the, I had a terrible night's sleep last night. And can I tell you what I didn't listen to? Calm. I didn't have calm on. And I usually, when I do, I pass out, have a great night's sleep. It like lulls me into just inner peace. And I didn't have calm on. And I usually, when I do, I pass out, have a great night's sleep. It like lulls me into just inner peace. And I didn't have it the other night. So today I woke up, I was all like, oh, and yeah, I passed out on the couch because I

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I've got traffic out there. Hey, what's going on today? I'm just, you know, getting cozy in my brook linen sheets and, uh, listening to my calm happen. Man, it's just getting, it's getting, uh, pretty tiring when you just kind of wait, just kind of wait. Uh, control? I think he's falling asleep. Yep, nope, he is definitely asleep. Ah! He's waking up, he's woken up, control.

Where am I? You're in a helicopter, sir. Oh. There's traffic out there, back to you. Thanks, Crandor. Now let's go over to Crandor at the Weather Desk. How's that weather? Wacky weather coming at you live today. Wacky weather? With your wacky weather forecast. Wacky weather forecast. Whoa, getting ready to get wacky with the weather. Uh, let's see. Let's go to wacky.

Man, there's nobody... there's no wackies. What about whack? There's a decent amount of whacks. Wackernheim, Wackersburg, Wacken. Wackersburg, Wackersburg. All right. All these are in Germany. Wackersburg. Wackersburg, Germany?

Wackersburg, Bavaria, Germany. 58 degrees. Partly cloudy. Feels like 57. You got a high of 65, a low of 49. You got a zero UV index. Although, question. If it's in Germany, would it be Wackersberg?

Wackersberg? Yeah. Wackersberg? It probably would, yeah. But I like Wackersberg. Wackersberg is better. Yeah, yeah, of course. 65 degrees Fahrenheit.

We're not using your temperature measurements. Tonight, you got 49 degrees, 10% chance of rain. Tuesday, you got a 10% chance of rain, 65 degrees. Tuesday night, 47. And Wednesday, you got 70. So pretty moderate temperatures going all around there, and it's going to slowly start getting colder, though, into the next weeks. Watch out, Wackersburg.

You're about to have a frigid time. A frigid time in Wackersburg. Back to you in have a frigid time. A frigid time in Wackersburg. Back to you in the studio. That sounds like the name of a book. Like one of those series of unfortunate events books. A frigid time in Wackersburg. It really does. And that's the letter. Okay, let's talk sports.

Sports. On the sports desk, we had some sports stuff happening today. First off, we had football. Well, football. Kansas City beat Denver, but Pat Mahomes got hurt. Rams crushed the Falcons. Bills beat the Dolphins. Jacksonville and the Minshew beat the Bengals.

Minshew! We've got some Minshew news. So, Minsh News. Minsh News. We have Minsh News. So, Minshnews. Minshnews. We have Minshnews. We have Minshnews. It was Jaguars quarterback Gardner Minshew is known for not spending money and still drives a used Acura.

God bless him. I love him so much. Yes, I love him. Yep. Minshew continues to up his standards and quality every week uh so they beat the bengals who are still bad uh vikings beat the lions packers crush the raiders texans lost to the colts in a divisional showdown the cardinals beat the giants san francisco barely beat the redskins the titans stopped the chargers at the goal line to beat them in Tennessee.

The Saints crushed the Bears. The Ravens beat the Seahawks. And the Cowboys beat the Eagles in sports ball. Egg, hand, hand, egg, yeah. Back of the spurt. You turn into a Skeksis. Hand, egg, yes.

Yes, yes, yes. Hand, egg. And then the NBA season yes. Yes, yes, and egg. And then the NBA season is going to be starting up this week. So that's more sports to cover. So that's pretty fun. Baseball, we've got a World Series between the Houston Astros and the Washington Nationals. So interesting battle. Yeah.

And I guess people in D.C. will really care. And everyone else will be like dc has a team well overall at least it's not the yankees you're right you're absolutely right uh then in hockey if we take a look here buffalo is still atop the eastern conference somehow still doing it seven one and one You would figure in the normality of things, Buffalo should, in fact, be one of the best hockey teams. Yes. But they rarely are. In the other division, Colorado, 7-0-1. They haven't lost yet. See, again,

Colorado, you would expect that, like, this is the normalization of hockey. Next, you're going to tell me, like, every Canadian team also doing very well. They actually aren't. Ottawa. that like this is the normalization of hockey next you're gonna tell me like every canadian team also doing very well they actually aren't ottawa is uh one five and one and is the worst team in hockey so well that's because all the ottawa players went to colorado or uh the sabers they probably did yeah and all the other other Canadian teams are either good or mediocre. There's actually a lot of mediocrity

in Canada. They're right in the middle from the looks of it. That's exactly where we want to be, eh? Don't want to rock the boat. That's sports. Okay, Crandor, what is our big news story of the day? Big news story of the day coming at you right here live on Cox and Crandor.

Big news story of the day. Here it is. Big news story. Florida man thought he was stealing opioids. They were actually laxatives. Go on. Hopefully this has a great payoff a florida man who allegedly stole drugs from a pinellas county home thought he was pocketing powerful opioids but what he actually stole left him flush according to an arrest peter hans emery mistakenly swiped gentle laxatives from a residence on Lake Allen Drive in Pinellas

Park. Emory said he believed the pills were hydrocodone, a powerful narcotic, but threw them away when he realized they were something else. The bottle was labeled hydrocodone acetaminophorine. Actually contained equate laxatives meant for gentle, dependable

overnight relief. According to... I have a lot of questions about this. Also, before somebody's like, I'm already not a C-acetaminophen. Yeah, I know what to say. I was just saying it as a goof. All right, calm down. What?

Wait, what? I said acetaminophen instead of acetaminophen. And people are going to be like, you said it wrong. When really, it's like, I know what you're doing. I know what you're doing. Don't come at me.

I know you know. I'm just saying. You know what I'm saying? I'm just saying. My question is not in relation to the theft. It's in relation to the person who took these poop pills and stuck them in an oxycodone thing. Why would you do that? What was the purpose of that?

Was there another story where they were trying to trap a person? Is this like, what's that one where she tries to give the girl who wears all pink the pills that make her skinny, but actually, no, the candy bars that make her fat. Remember that? What? You know, the movie where she's like, yeah, these will make you thin. Will they make her fat? No. Mean girls.

Oh, yeah. Mean girls. Yeah, it's like that. Do you think this was a plan where this person was going to be like, yeah, man, I'll hook you up with some oxy, and then it was really poop pills, and then there was a whole scheme, but then this guy was like,

oh, here, they got that ox, like, bottles of it over there. You think? Honestly, it probably was. Like, why else? Why would it be in there? Why would you put them specifically in there? Because it's not like probably was like why else why would it be in there why would you put them specifically in there because it's not like one of those things where you're like a dude who has boner pills but then you hide them in your like aspirin thing because you don't want people to think you have boner pills this is like well i don't want people to think i have poop pills so

i'm gonna stick it in my highly addictive medicine bottle. Oh, my God. I want people to know that I'm definitely addicted to Oxy. What if they don't want people knowing they're addicted to the oxytocin or people stealing them, so they put their oxycodone in the other bottle so nobody steals them, so they can have all the oxycodone for themselves? Oh, yeah, and the poop pill bottle. Oh, that's smart.

Nobody's going to take those. Oh, that's smart. And then if they try to take them, boom, you get this guy. Yeah, but what if you bottle. Oh, that's smart. Snowy's going to take those. Oh, that's smart. Yeah. And then if they try to take them, boom, you get this guy. Yeah, but what if you have like a relative of her? It's like, do you have any laxatives? My bowels are funny after that Thanksgiving feast. You're like, of course, here you go. You totally forget and you give her one.

She's like, oh, I'm i'm soaring dear i am the turkey oh look at me i'm an old turkey woman gobble gobble gobble gobble indeed uh anyway emery his extensive rap sheet later admitted to police he did not have permission to take the pills he retrieved two of the tablets from his trash to show officers 56 year old facing several probation violation charges and 56 years old yeah 56 years that stuff is addictive if you're 56 and you're stealing pills that is man that you know that shit's addictive If that's if that's what you I gotta get my fix You figure That's like maybe halfway through their 30s You're still doing that

Yeah that's That's a no go That's an addiction if you're like I gotta get my Sweet codon ride Get my codon ride Bro ride the codon Ride the codon that'd be a great uh invincible's character first there was frozone and now there's codone my friends call me oxy call us pixar that's

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