Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 244 - Tales of Crenkid and JessBoy

Episode Date: June 22, 2020

The boys return with an all new episode, this time traveling back to their youth. What we discover is Crendor has always been Crendor and Jesse is the worst friend ever. Also a man shoves something where he shouldn't have. All this and so much more on an brand new Cox n' Crendor!Get three months of Babbel for free with a purchase of a 3 month subscription with promo code COX at http://babbel.com

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Hey. Hey. You're about to what's up? Yeah, I forgot about that. When was that 98 That sounds about right Although it feels like a 99 thing Because it was a wild time and we were all looking towards the future

And Y2K was around the bend And we thought the world was going to end So of course what's up would probably be the thing we were into It's kind of a dumb thing think about it was dumb yes it was very stupid it was incredibly dumb and it peaked when it was in a scary movie i think oh yeah that's right and everyone was like well we have beat that horse dead yeah it was uh yeah i think it. Are you actually looking it up? It's totally unimportant.

It says Budweiser, right? Yep, it was in Budweiser commercials, and they would be, like, on the phone, like, what's that? And then, like, frogs did it or something? I don't know. Man, I want to go back to the 90s. The 90s were great. I was a spry teen, living my best life.

Actually, most of the 90s's I was a spry tween But you know what are you going to do I was like 10 in 99 Can I tell you something Oh my god I just remembered this Speaking of teens Can I tell you something crazy When I was a kid

I remember turning 13 And on my 13th birthday I had a party And one of my friend's mothers was like, well, now that you're 13, you can start acting more like an adult. And I keep thinking about that because, one, it upsets me because I feel bad for my friend because his mom sounds like a giant pain in the ass. I keep thinking about that. Like, if I was me now and I could somehow transport back into the body of young Jesse at that moment, I'd be like, bitch, what? What is your problem? What are you talking about? What do you mean?

I'm a 13 years old. Yeah, that is. What is like a weird thing to say to someone? Yeah. Even if she meant it not offensive, it's kind of like, now you can grow up. Like, what? I'm 13 years old. What the hell? Yeah.

So I always felt bad for my friend because I was like, oh, if that's what she said to me, that kid's probably getting it all the time. Oh, yeah. to me that kid's probably getting it like all the time oh yeah like i remember like i'd go to my friends houses and you knew their parents were just like you just just didn't like those parents i remember my one friend i went there it wasn't like a friend friend was like a kid from school and then they'd be like come over to my house like okay and his like dad was kind of like hank hill and he'd be like well just don't think you know what you're doing over here and then his mom was just like just crazy and she'd just be like all right guys you're gonna do your homework and uh then you can play and I'm like oh neat came over this kid's house so I could do my homework

and then we played like some video game for like an hour and she's like all right it's time to eat and there was like it was just like these really bad like sandwiches and i was like okay and then he's like uh you ever play command and conquer and i was like no and he was like oh i got the game and it's pretty neat it just came out it was like how old was command and conquer uh command and conquer 2000 all right 1995 i was older i was probably like eight or nine at this point probably more like nine and i remember he was just like yeah and then i just watched him play command and conquer and i was like can't wait to go home and then his mom would be like all right it's time to go to sleep uh soon in the hour and i was like dude this kid's going to bed like eight o'clock that's because his mom and be like, all right, it's time to go to sleep soon in the hour. And I was like, dude, this kid's going to bed at like 8 o'clock. That's because his mom and dad had to get freaky.

We don't know what's up with that mom and dad. Like, go to bed. It's 8 p.m. Yeah. Mom, I'm not tired. You go to bed. Put your headphones on. Then there's like the other friend house who's just like, I remember he was divorced.

He wasn't a divorced kid. His parents are divorced. Right, of course. Of course. His dad was just, like, a security guard for TV shows. And he just had, like, a dog. And his dad was just like, yeah, do what you want. And his, like, dog would just run around the yard.

And he'd be like, yeah, we're going to play, like, M-rated games. It's like, what a, like, this is, like, It was like such a contrast from the other kid's family. I think everyone had that one friend. At least I did. His parents didn't give a shit, so of course that was the house we always liked to go to. We ran that town. I feel bad for them,

because we'd show up and be like, all right, what are we doing today? We'd just run rampant around, go crazy, do backflips off the roof and stuff. We were wild. We were uncontrollable. It was, yeah. Everyone has that one kid who's just like, yeah, come on over. Meanwhile, looking back, it's like, boy, that was all a cry for help.

And we abused that situation. We certainly went over there and stayed at all hours and did whatever the hell we wanted to do, but okay. All right. Speaking of parties, I remember I was like, I think it was like my eighth grade graduation party or something. So it was like 2004, 2003. I don't know, one of those years.

And I remember I got Rise of Nations, and i was trying to play rise of nations and uh this was like at the party like i don't want to do any of that so like i was trying to install it and i couldn't play it and it was like call microsoft i don't want to call microsoft and then i kept trying to play it won't let me play and then my one friend's dad was like, did you download new video card drivers? And I was like, what are those? And so that was when I learned what video card drivers were. And I did, and then it worked.

And then I played Rise of Nations for days. Wait. So you were at a party, though? Well, it was my party. For what? For graduating eighth grade. Who was at my party? For what? For graduating 8th grade. Who was at your party? I don't know. It was like family and friends.

You just ignored them all to play Rise of Nations? Yeah. That's not a very Krendor thing to do. You say hi to everyone. They're like, congratulations. You're like, yeah, whatever. You just ignored your friends? Some of the friends were just like they're like their parents like forced to come and then the other ones were just like watching me play rise of

nations that is that is the saddest eighth grade graduation story ever i And I've heard one eighth grade graduation story. So, that is pretty sad. To be fair, I don't even know, like, graduating eighth grade just seems like a thing you do. You don't really have to have a party for it. We had a cookout. I remember we had a cookout. Oh my god, I'll never

Oh my god, I think my cousin had one for that, and then we played Pogs. Yes, we didn't, we looked at Magic the Gathering cards, I remember that. And then I remember that myself and three other friends and this girl that I had a crush on watched Jerry Springer Too Hot for TV, the VHS. I'll never forget that. We were like, yeah, it was great. There's like so many random weird memories you have from being a kid that don't even have to make sense. I remember Nintendo.

I was a Nintendo Power subscriber. And I remember when Banjo-Kazooie was about to come out, they sent the VHS tape. And you can see it online. If you type Banjo-Kazooie VHS, it's there. And it was literally like a 20-minute tape of... By the way, you know this is dating, so I'm talking about VHS tapes. And it was this guy being like, welcome to the world of Banjo-Kazooie. You're going to have a lot of fun in here. And then it'd be like, here's the first world.

And it's like, oh, in this world, you'll find blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then it's like, oh, in this world, you'll find blah. And I remember being like, oh, my God. And I went to my friend's house, like two doors down. And I was like, dude, we got to play this Banjo-Kazooie game. And he was like, yeah. And that was it. Yeah, I feel like the weird memories you have are different than the weird memories I have.

Mine are all video game related. Yeah, mine are all like, I can't believe we were allowed to do that. Like, I remember going to one dance When I was a kid, I think it was either 7th or 8th grade Where Oh my god Of course you didn't, which is why I remember going to a dance

And the music They played, I remember being in a circle And the music They played I guess it was like the point of the night where we're all like dancing in a circle but the song they played was nine inch nails closer now if you ever have time listener go look up the lyrics to nine inch nails closer are very very like intense we'll say it is it is not appropriate for children at all at all and i vividly remember there being like authority figures in the room

but you know we were young and they let us have our songs i suppose Except it's very funny that Out of all the songs, this was the one We were like, yeah, yay Like a bunch of little kids It's not okay, not okay at all Who decided on that song? It wasn't me, I was just there And I just, you know It had like a fun beat

I guess I don't know, I just remember it vividly like being really excited that we were all dancing like having a good time and we all knew the lyrics for some reason which is even crazier looking back but uh i guess at the time it was a popular song so we all we all knew it but it's wild that that's something that occurred I Our class was so innocent Our class man we Even the worst of us Were still pretty innocent

We were all Even when we were mean to each other We were relatively nice When you hear about the way people treat each other at schools We were relatively nice The most we gave each other were gentle ribbings But the class after me, oh my god. Students ran away with teachers.

A dance was shut down because two girls were selling themselves in the bathroom. Like crazy stuff happened. None of that. The difference between that class and my class was so insane. When I heard, I was was like what the hell is happening at that school i was like it's been a year and i went off to college and everything went to hell i think we were the only i think we were we were like the only people holding back the damn depravity our sweet little class that was like innocently singing the dirtiest Nine Inch Nails lyrics ever.

Well, on the flip side, I never went to any activities, dances. I like how you started with activities. Just I never went to activities because that seems truthful. That seems right. They'd be like, hey, you want to join a sports team or do this thing after school? And I was like, whoa, you want me to stay here after school? I'm going home. So that was number one.

I was going to stay around. Number two was any type of field trip. I'd go to field trips. But if they wanted to have like, oh, we're going to like, I think one field trip was like to see something in like St. Louis for like three days. And I was like, I'm not doing that. So for like three days and i was like i'm not doing that so i got my mom oh i tried to go on all those i loved it i loved those i know you would but i wouldn't so i got my mom to write me a thing and i stayed home and played age of empires for three days uh and then uh yeah high school pretty much the same no after-school activities i play wow

it was a great time for wow to come out right when i started high school i'm glad you see it that way i don't know how good it was for your life honestly honestly it was made better i don't know where i'd be without it and then you know that was that i was like too socially awkward to go to dances. So I was going to do those things. I guess. I wonder what would have happened if you had given it a shot. I would have been like the person standing in the corner.

Well, but then eventually I think you would have come out of your shell, right? You would have become the Crendor we know today. I would have highly doubted that one. I don't know. Like in high school and stuff, I didn't really have like friends. I had like acquaintances. Right? God,

I wish I knew a younger you. I feel like that would have been a trip. The way you describe high school, I don't know. It sounds like you went to an office every day. Like, well, you know, they're my acquaintances. They're just work buddies. You know, we eat cake together when it's someone's birthday,

and we, you know, get lunch, but I don't really see them outside of work. It pretty much was like going to work. That's what I'm saying. Why was that the case? It was school. Yeah. What do you mean? Don't say yeah.

Like, I don't understand. that is what school practically is it's like training to go to school every day i went to school every day to hang out with friends and then like maybe do some work okay but you're like uh you're like a very extroverted outgoing like funny guy right you like attract attract social stuff. Thank you for fluffing my ego. That really helps. So it's easy for you, especially when you're younger, to make friends, do stuff, whatever. Me, you know, what am I going to do?

I was just like some 14-year-old kid that lacked confidence, played video games, and didn't know how to hold a conversation. I had two close friends, and they both played video games and didn't know How to like hold a conversation I had like two close friends And they both played video games So we just talked online I never really learned how to

Treat friends well I had so many friends I would constantly move between Friend groups Because I felt like I had to give everyone enough Time so I never gave anyone Good friend time Right And so I think that at least even

today, I think I'm a terrible friend. I always try to like, you know, when people invite me to things, I'm like, I don't know. Or when people want to do stuff, I'm like, yeah, sure. And I'm like, I can't do it. Right. Like, you know, you're supposed to make time for your friends and like nourish that not nourish nourish. Yeah. That relationship you're supposed to, you know you're supposed to make time for your friends and like nourish that not nourish nourish yeah that relationship you're supposed to you know like they're your friends it's your social group yeah i'm terrible at it i'm terrible at it i don't think i learned how to like develop bonds very well i'm kind of like i have lots of friends i have lots of people i know but i'm not very good at making sure that you know if, if I need a kidney, I don't think any of these people are going to give me one. I've got no kidney level friends is what I'm saying.

Yeah. No, you, I could easily see you in high school being the kid with like, you know, you're like, oh, my MySpace friend list is maxed. I wish I was young enough to have MySpace in high school. We had AOL, dude. Yeah, but you would have been that person. Like, man, I got so many friends. You're right. And like most Myspace friendships, they were kind of bullshit.

I'd be invited to the parties because I'm friends with like the popular kids, but I'm still a nerd. So I'd go to the parties expecting like, tonight's the night. I'm going to smooch a girl. It would never happen. It would never happen. It wasn't until senior year that anyone gave a shit. And then senior year came around and I was like,

people want to press their lips against mine? And by that point it was over. I was like, already mega perv Jesse and I was like, alright, let's do this. No, it's. Yeah, that was.

Yeah, I was still. I'm always. I've always been a nerd, but I think I'm like a closeted nerd. Even when I'm with even like, you know, we go like out places. Oh, yeah. Like something gets really nerdy and I'm like, this is uncomfortable. Too nerdy for me. Yeah. Like there's certain things I'm like, I'd rather not do this in public.

Like, I'm fine watching, or like, I'm fine having a 25-minute anime debate, but like, not over dinner. No, it was like, my one friend, he was like addicted to WoW, and so he'd always play WoW, but he never told any of his friends. And that's what I remind, that's what makes me think of, like, comparing him to you. Because he was very much like, he'd go out with people, he'd go to parties, he was very much like You'd go out with people you'd go to parties He's outgoing but he would never tell people He played well He was like nope never can't let it get out Yeah it's

I'm not too obviously I'm not too concerned About that now but I can see Me being like that when I was younger Yeah it was weird It wasn't it was a weird It was a weird place to be as a young person because I don't think I ever truly developed who I was until much later. It wasn't until like during college, after college that I sort of figured out like what

was going on in high school. I guess it's supposed to be formative years, but I was wishy-washy and flippy floppy. I was, I was like, what do you want me to school, I guess it's supposed to be formative years, but I was wishy washy and flippy floppy. I was, I was like, what do you want me to be? I'll be your friend. What can I do for you? Which is a terrible thing to do.

It's, uh, well, see, I never have like problems with too many friends. Cause I've always had like just a small group of close friends, but I always like it more that way. Well, that's I think the best.

That's what I've learned is the best. Yeah. I'd rather have good people I can trust than just like hundreds of people and be like, I got to keep up with all your lives. I think that's still a problem. My mom still gives me crap. She'll be like, I saw your friend mike and he has this kids like or she'll read up about you seriously she'll read up about you or something maybe about like something toast or whatever and she'll say something to me like oh did you say

crendor did x and i'm like no she goes she's like don't you even care about your friends so i'm like i do i just when i talk to crendor we don't you even care about your friends? I'm like, I do I just, when I talk to Crendor, we don't talk about like, his dating life She's like, why not? Don't you care? I'm like, I mean, if it affects me, then sure I care, but like, if he's having fun and doing

his own thing, what the hell do I care? She's like, well that doesn't seem very good She's probably right, she's probably right I'm a terrible friend, but I'm like it doesn't really affect me i'm not dating toast so why should i care what happens i'm equally as bad because like my one friend that i've like known since i was a kid he just like had a kid like two days ago my mom was like did you see he had a kid and i was like oh i didn't know and she's like well you didn't text him and i was like did you see he had a kid and i was like oh i didn't know and she's like well you didn't text him and i was like i mean i mean i don't know we are we are two peas in a pod my friend that's what bonds us we're like we're so similar yet a powerful yin yang of difference difference yeah i couldn't my friend mike back home has like all these kids now i haven't talked

to him once about it i knew that dude for like 20 years and i was like those aren't my kids i don't care i don't gotta deal with them i think one of them is literally 17 now i haven't not once have i been interested in that kid's life i don't really care i don't know that kid yeah a lot of times like you grow up with people but then you just like you just move move apart you move away like physically and emotionally i think that's most people in high school think like oh these will be my friends for my entire life and when i see the friend groups that are like high school dudes who are still friends 30 years later i'm like boy i don't know how you did it but it seems weird yeah well it's they just live in their same bubble forever i mean you know if it's if it's working, props to them. But most people, it's not going to happen. Yeah, I'm not – it's one of those things where I try to seek out people who relate to my views on things.

And so I'll easily grow apart from people when I realize, like, oh, this person is a piece of crap. Why was I friends with this person for so long? Yeah, I have no problem banning toxicity. I'm like, oh, you're a bad person. Bye. No, I'm good. Yeah, well, that's why if you keep a small friend group, it's easy. Yeah, it's simple.

You can manage and watch them all and control them. Right, Crandor? Yes, control. It's, I can manage and watch them all And control them right Crandor Yes control It's uh I don't know it's uh I've just always enjoyed just having close Small knit groups of close I just can't I can't even deal with that

Cause like people be like Everyone's like wanting to talk to you or doing stuff And I'm just like I don't got enough time for like 10 people let alone like more than that I think that's what happens when you you know you get older you have so many responsibilities you have so many things to deal with you don't have time in the day I gotta paint Warhammer

I gotta work out I gotta go to the gym speaking of Warhammer oh my god I was doing a stream and I think I was streaming Total War Warhammer 2 and I was like man I would love an Archeon stream and I think I was streaming Total War Warhammer 2 and I was like, man, I would love an Archeon figure and I

couldn't paint it but, you know, I can't justify spending $165 on this thing but it would be neat maybe one day to try it. Some dude sent it to me in the mail. What? I don't know what I'm supposed to do with it. I cannot paint this thing

I can't do it justice It is so cool looking You saw what happened when I tried to paint one It was a big purple mess I can't possibly Paint this thing It is so cool looking I was like

I don't know if I can even take this out of the box I don't know what to do So I'm traumatized. And hopefully, maybe one day I'll just hire a painter to come in and, like, you know, make it look beautiful. Just hire someone to do it. But then it's a lie. Then I'll be like, of course I painted that. Because you know me.

Oh, yeah. I'll definitely take credit for it. I'm no dummy. Like, yeah, I painted it one hour I mean uh you know I mean uh you might as well screw it otherwise just gonna sit in the box I guess again the boxes do look kind of cool the box looks dope and the colors look amazing and I wish I it's so neat it's so neat. He has a freaking three headed dragon beast. It's the coolest thing I've ever seen.

Yeah. On my Warhammer channel I've been painting my Lord Croak and now I just finished. So now I'm like putting some basing stuff on him. So now I put some little plants and shit so he looks like he's in a jungle. Well here's the thing. Now that I

have this I have the leader of the chaos units yeah i have to make a chaos army it has to be like the wildest chaos army ever yeah but you still gotta build it i know oh it's like half a hobby yeah i'm not what if i just give the box to someone and they give me back a completed sculpture? I mean. What if I just do that? There's like on eBay and shit, people just build armies and paint them and sell them for lazy people. I just, I want to, maybe I'll find someone and do a, like, the person will come and work

with me and they'll do it. I can record them doing it and call it a life. Yeah. Put it on the internet. That'd be great. Yeah, call it a life. Yeah. Put it on the internet. That'd be great. Yeah, that's a good idea. Just put it on the internet. Make a thing out of it.

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And that's why you should jump on it. That's why they say Babel is language for life. All right, Crandor, let's go to top cover. This guy, Crandor, how's that? Traffic out there. Uh, yeah. So after learning what traffic is, we could look up, like, different words how to say trafficking. But I'm probably going to say them wrong, so I'm not going to do that.

Also, there are some... Traffic is picking up out there, so watch out. And, I mean, if you got some sort of hovercraft to hover over all the cars or your own chopper copter. That is not how hovercrafts work. That's not how they work at all. That's not my ground to stand on. That's my ground to hover on.

You can, too, if you got a hovercraft. So use those to avoid all the traffic out there or your chopper copter like me. Back to you. Thanks, Crandall. Now let's go over to Crandall at the weather desk how's that weather weather uh i went to weather.com and it says unidentified object falls to earth too hot to touch well this is our last podcast when the aliens take over i want to remember, we were here for you. Till the end. Man.

Those crazy aliens just throwing stuff at us. Yeah. Alien trash. They don't care anymore. What if that's alien trash is an earth treasure? Whoa. Yeah. I was waiting for you to add to that.

Nope. I got nothing else to add. Thee is all you get all right normally i'm the one woeing uh let's go to let's go to woe woe woe ma woe ma eastern province Leone. Okay. 71 degrees. Thunderstorms likely. Low. 71 Fahrenheit. Winds light and variable. Chance of rain 80%.

Oh, my God. What? It is nonstop thunderstorms. 86 degrees thunderstorms. 84 thunderstorms. 86 thunderstorms. 85 thunderstorms. 85 thunderstorms.

83 thunderstorms. 82 thunderstorms. 83 thunderstorms. 82 thunderstorms. 82 thunderstorms. 81 thunderstorms. 80 thunderstorm 80 thunderstorm that's so many thunderstorms back to you uh that's the weather yeah i was about to say you just want to let you you slurred your thunderstorms together yeah honestly i like a good thunderstorm i do too being in la you don't get a lot of them and when i do get them my my apartment floods. Oh yeah, that's true. You're like walls melt.

All right. What is going on in sports? Sports. What is going on in sports, you might ask? Is baseball going to be played? That's the question. No.

The answer. It will not. May not surprise you. They still have not reached an agreement. It will never happen. It's already June. Also, 40 corona cases among MLB players and staff. Yep, not happening.

Yeehaw. So, yeah, but it looks like NFL is still highly optimistic and the NHL and NBA are still moving along, even though I think a couple people had it to the Buccaneers players or something. I don't know. Listen, I don't know what's going to happen. At all. Listen, at all.

I'll be watching. Yep. And that's sports. All right, Crendo, what is our big news story of the day? Big news story of the day. I don't know. Let's see. Let's see.

Let's see. Let's see. Indian man who puts cell phone charger in penis undergoes surgery after cable gets stuck in blower. No. No. Grandeur, no. All right. I don't like this story.

Wait. I need to know more. I just don't like this story. All right. How did he get it all up his wiener how is this possible i don't know uh all right let's see an indian man went to the hospital with abdominal pain and inserted a mobile phone charger cable into his penis doctor who treated him told cnn monday man visited a hospital in northeastern India last month claiming he had ingested some earphones. What?

What? Ingested some earphones? But then the cord didn't appear despite the patient being prescribed laxatives. Oh, so he was, like, embarrassed, I think. Right, but earphones do not equal power cord. Yeah. I don't know does he not know that that the that hooter and the tutor ain't connected maybe not uh they said quote he came to us after five days and despite passing stool several times the cable not come

out we then conducted an endoscopy but still couldn't find anything his patient complained Dude, imagine getting surgery and like nothing's wrong. Imagine not being able to admit that you stuck a thing up your dick. And so you went through a surgery because of it. Rather than just openly being like, look, I like sticking things in my penis. Rather than doing that. He had surgery. You would have surgery. That's madness.

It was at the point that the x-ray revealed the man to have two foot long charging cable in his bladder. What? A two foot long charging cable inserted via his urethra the tube that leads from the venus of the bladder what two feet two feet two he would have had to cram that in there like cram it you would have to keep pushing it it uh why then I he says that I made the incision there and took out the cord which was actually a charging cable over two feet long uh if he had been honest then it would have saved us the trouble and we could have treated him sooner yeah patient discharge is fine uh do they not ask why

he did this uh the doctor said i've read the people get sexual gratification by inserting instruments through the penis this is this one such case the psychiatrist can help them be on this point yeah no that sounds about right because that i feel like if you're inserting to the point where it like disappears up in there that's a problem that's it my God. I feel like if you're inserting in general, that's kind of a problem. People like putting things inside them. I get the concept. I'm not going to kink shame it, but I'm just saying, I'm never going to do that ever.

Yeah, you're never going to catch me in the hospital with two feet of power cord inside me. It's just not going to happen. If he wants to do it, that's fine. But, you know, then you got to get it removed. Yeah, if you're going to have a kink, don't be ashamed of your kink. Also, that's part of it as well.

Yeah. Dude was ashamed that he had a two-foot cord inside him, so he went through all those surgeries for no reason. Wasted the doctor's time. Tried to poop it out. That's not how it works. Yeah. This man needs human studies like a

biology class and the ability to not be ashamed of his own kinks. Exactly. And you know what? We're not judging him. We're judging his reaction to it. Yeah, like just tell a doctor you shoved it up there. Yeah, that would have been done in a day.

You could have gotten back to shoving things up there faster. Man, the difference in stories from one week finding treasure in the Rocky Mountains, the next finding treasure shoved up your hoo-ha in your bladder. Yep. How it got in the bladder, that's so crazy. Yeah. A guy like that did it himself. Yeah, I guess.

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