Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 247 - P for Vendetta

Episode Date: July 13, 2020

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Hello everybody, it's time for Ghost on Trend Dog. Ghost on Trend Dog in the morning! In the morning! Broadcasting live, live, live, live! In 4-hour recording studio! Recording! Hit me! Wake your ass up! It's Cacks and Crendog in the morning!

Hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me! Cacks and Crendel in the morning. Sounded like you were kind of cracking, cracking at the start of that. You were like, pow. Well, I have been streaming for 11 hours. That's crazy. I didn't intend to. I didn't want to.

It just happened. This is the end of a very long day. I got suckered into, I don't know. I started the day. I'm going to wake up early, do my stream. Then maybe help Davis through a raid or two. Every raid later, I was like, oh, why did I do this? I don't know why he did that.

Everyone kept being like, come on down, Crandor. Join the raid. And I was like, I'm not doing that. Yeah, people were like, Crandor's coming? I'm like, uh... If he wanted to, he would have been here four hours ago. I was like, I hate to break it to you.

He's not showing up. I contemplated it. Then I went on a walk. And after walking through nature, I was like, man, I do not want to sit at a computer today. So I painted some Warhammer stuff. I got a couple groceries. Oh, you lived that good life.

You did a whole thing. Yeah, I worked on some, like, thumbnail stuff. Everybody's been liking the new YouTube thumbnails. That's been neat. That's great. Yeah, so, you know, well, I've been pretty productive. Got some food. Great stuff. Look at that. You're doing things. else that's been neat that's great yeah so you know well i've been uh pretty productive got some food great stuff look at that you're doing things you're like you're you're creating a channel and

growing and becoming a better youtuber and streamer and life partner and you're just doing great and i'm like all right so guess we're doing this next raid, huh? I mean, listen, I would do a raid. But when I say do a raid, I mean like one raid. Like that's, I'm capping out there. Yeah, I just wanted David to see the new stuff. So I was running stuff with him. And then my original plan was to run the first two easy raids.

And then I was like, wow, those are so easy. We'll do the next one. And then we did that one. It was like kind of harder. And I was like, all right, well,, those are so easy. We'll do the next one. And then we did that one. It was, like, kind of harder. And I was like, all right, well, that wasn't too bad. Let's do the next one. And then we did the next one, and it was a little bit harder, but, like, moved really quickly.

So I was like, okay, let's go to the last raid. And I think we were there for two and a half hours. And I was like, oh, what? I do this. Yeah, no, that's, you're crazy. I mean. Yeah, I i'm i'm a mess oh yeah i also uh i also got all my videos like sky i got like i fished with mathis so that's gonna be going up and i did like some i uploaded all the paper mario vods from my twitch that i did i could barely even play like four hours that game well. I would play four hours and I enjoyed it and I'm like, well, I need to get

off this computer now. Four hours is too much. Eleven hours, that's crazy. I haven't played anything that long in forever. My whole butt hurts so badly. I am ready to never be on a computer again and then immediately afterwards it's like,

alright, Crandor, ready to podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, I'm going to have to go make dinner. I've been like doing really good on the whole making dinner thing. Nice. Trying my hardest to – mostly because everyone I know is talking about food they're making and I got jealous. So I went out and I – the other day Alex was bragging about some hamburger he made, and I was like, fine, I'm going to go make my own hamburger, but with spicy pickles.

And so I did that. It was great. That does sound good. Oh, my God. Last week we talked about cream cheese. Yeah? Where is this going? I bought some of those cream cheeses.

So I bought – What do you mean? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean you bought some of those cream cheeses. So, I bought... Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean you bought some of those cream cheeses? I bought them. What do you think it means? Did you... You bought some...

I'm going to put the quotes around. Some of those cream cheeses. How many and what types? Two. Oh, well that... You should have said I bought two of those cream cheeses. What did you buy? I bought a chive and onion,

but the whipped one. Ooh, okay. And then I bought the garden vegetables or whatever the shit. So I was like, I don't understand. I don't understand garden vegetable cream cheese. Didn't make sense to me. But...

All right, blow my mind. What's going on right now? All right, so... Is it good? I tried it, and it's not bad. It's not bad. Well, that's not a reinforcement. I tried it and it was not garbage. Well, it tastes kind

of like green pepper, you know, like green peppers or red pepper, whatever pepper you want. It's got that kind of fresh like Yeah, I'm not a big pepper guy. You're not going to like I don't like green peppers The taste of green peppers gives me like an indigestion thing You get indigestion just from tasting a green pepper

Yes, I have like green pepper burps Even on pizza, I get green pepper burps It doesn't happen with any, any other vegetable Doesn't happen Green peppers, I literally have It does a thing to me And I can't explain it to save my life It's only green peppers

And the other pepper Any other pepper Hot whatever fine But if I did green pepper I have like a weird Gut reaction to it I don't know what it is I can't do it Green peppers I have like a weird gut reaction to it. I don't know what it is. I just, I can't do it. Green peppers, I have to say no.

Large servings of green peppers do contain high FODMAPs. I don't know what that, what is a FODMAP? You don't know what the FODMAPs are? Oh my god. No. I guess you haven't had IBS. No, I've never had IBS. I don't know what a FODMAP is. There's a diet called the low FODMAP diet and it's where you know what a FODMAP is There's a diet called the low FODMAP diet

And it's where you eat these Low FODMAP foods Which contain You can't just say FODMAP like it's a word I should know What is FODMAP Alright so FODMAP it's essentially A thing that causes a lot of gas in your system Alright

Let me find the actual definition for you That's what I wanted. Thank you. FODMAP is the acronym for a group of osmotically active, rapidly fermentable short-chain carbohydrates. It stands for fermentable oligodienmonosaccharides and polyols. Polyol? Examples of FODMAPs are lactose, fructose, sorbitol, mannitol, fructolobalobaloblo, and galactaglugaglaglugarides.

First off, there's nothing called a galactaglugaglaglugaride. I beg to differ. Look at this. I refuse to believe there's something called a galactaglugaglaglugaride. Well, I'll be damned. Yeah, you're right. Galactoligosarachnoselector. That can't be a word.

Hold on. Hold on. Everyone at home, this is the word. G-L-A-L-C-T-O-L-I-G-O-S-A-C-C-H-A-R-I-D-E-S. Galactoligosaccharides. You said G-L-A. It's G-A-L. Oh, whatever.

G-A-L-A-C-T-O-O-I-L-O-G-O-L-E. Galactotoligosaccharides, I think is what it is. Yeah. Galactotoligosaccharides. Yeah, let's see. What? Still not a word that should ever exist, but okay. What foods have galactosaccharides?

Are made up of plant sugars linked in chains. They're found in dairy products, beans, and certain root vegetables. Yeah, all right. I can buy that. All right, so the way FODMAP fodmaps work all right is these are foods that just make you gassy so things like beans things like uh you know obviously like garlic onions uh pretty much anything where you're just like oh boy i think it's gonna make you fart essentially probably has a high fodmap to it but okay so what you do is a lot of times those irritate your digestion especially if you

got the ibs so they put you on a low FODMAP diet for like a little bit you don't like stay on it and then you see how it changes your digestion and then you slowly add those foods back in and you find out which ones irritate you because like not all of them are going to irritate you but certain ones you're like ah it's the onions or ah, it's the bell pepper. See, that's my problem is it's only bell pepper. Well, yeah. And it's not even like it hurts my stomach. It's just I will have burps that taste like bell pepper and it's gross tasting and I don't want to have those burps.

That's what I'm saying. I can eat green pepper, bell pepper, whatever. I'm fine. But if I eat mushrooms and I like mushrooms, they're probably going they hit me a little hard you know interesting i love mushrooms yeah i do too but sometimes i just take the plunge and i eat them and then i'm like i had to cut back on pepperoni i can't get pepperoni pizza i have to get cheese pizza now i don't think i've had pepperoni on a pizza in forever pepperonioni gives me, like, not indigestion, but, like, my stomach late at night. I'm like, oh. That sounds like indigestion.

Why'd I eat that pepperoni pizza? I can have a cheese, and it's fine. That sounds like indigestion. It literally is indigestion. Listen, as somebody who's seen. Maybe I meant heartburn. That's what indigestion. Listen, as somebody who's seen... Maybe I meant heartburn. That's what indigestion is. What about upset stomach?

Indigestion is often a sign of underlying problems such as gastrointestinal reflux, GERD, ulcers, gallbladder disease, blah, blah, blah, blah, like bloating, heartburn, burping. Listen, I've seen enough gastroenterologists. I've had like functional dyspepsia, dysfunctional dyspepsia. No, they were like, you have functional dyspepsia. And I was like, thank God it's functional. They looked at you like, no, that's actually much worse. Obviously, I was like, this guy's crazy.

I had to see another one. And after seeing three gastros like two years ago the the one was like just keep a food diary and like some shit and i was like fine so i did and i was like wow it worked so i figured out foods that irritated me well you got it now you're doing that's uh you're doing so well they would have told you fine foods irritate you've been like oh it's pepperoni and green peppers. They've been like, there you go. Don't eat those. But it's only cooked pepperoni. Like pepperoni that's, you know, like not put in an oven is fine.

But it's when it gets all greasy and nasty. I think it might have a grease thing. I'm like, oh, too much grease. Yeah, grease will probably get you. Grease roasts my stomach. Not a fun time. Can't eat a lot of grease. Yeah, I'm not a big grease eater. I made, when I made my burger, I fun time can't eat a lot of grease yeah i'm not

a big grease eater i made i made when i made my burger i was like get out of there grease oh yeah i usually buy the like you do like the different percentages of like fat to whatever like 90 10 85 50 i usually do the 90 10 so i ain't got no gallbladder right oh i did the 80 20 but then i let the grease like i like poured it off i was like get out of there grease i do a 90 pen sometimes i go 85 15 gets my gets the you know pushing it there you got it but then you got to make a smash burger you got to smash that thing down oh my god it's good stuff smash burger yeah you smash your smash burger it's like a thin burger. Why don't you just make a thin burger? Well, because it's the whole

point. Well, I mean, that's... Shut up. That's what I was doing, but it's the smash burger because you're smashing it. Yeah, but can't you just like smash... You just like take the ground beef, you roll it up, and then you push it down with your hands and you got a patty. Isn't that the same thing? Yeah, but no!

It's not! Google it! A smash burger is different from a regular burger smash burger It's different. It's a different style burger the chain smash burger Maybe smash style burger style burger I mean it just looks like what they do like five guys I I mean it just looks like what they do Like Five Guys I don't know

What are you looking at? Or Steak and Shake It looks like a Five Guys or Steak and Shake type thing It's definitely like a Steak and Shake style burger For sure So I see They just make it really thin

See I do I love like a thin Charred on both side burger i love that i think that's delicious and so i was in on that i was doing my thing i uh put a like a uh like a hot mustard on both sides the bun then i put the burger and on top of that i put like a spicy cheese then i put spicy pickles and lettuce and I was like oh an onion. Oh Did he put the cheese while I on it while you're cooking it? Heck yes, okay good when I was done when I was done. I turned all the heat off on the stove and

Then put the cheese on it and let it sit there while I was getting the bun and everything prepared And then I pulled it off and put it on it was a perfect. It was delicious That's not bad usually I'll do like and put it on. It was perfect. It was delicious. That's not bad. Usually I'll do like the final minute I put on the cheese. Because I like it. That's what I did too. It was the final minute-ish. All right.

Yeah. Okay. Just clarifying here. Yeah, but I turned off the oven so it wouldn't like, you know, the cheese, if it hit the oven, it wouldn't become like a total mess on the grill or griddle or whatever the hell I was using. Don't you hate when you go to like a place and you get a hamburger and then they give you a cheese and it's like half melted like edges aren't melted uh that is every time

i've ever been to a fast food place ever period every fast food burger i've ever had has been the cheese is like barely melted they just threw it out the last minute i'm like cool cool cool they don't they don't appreciate the fine art making that burger yeah no way you have to you know the cheese gotta be if you're gonna get a cheeseburger melt that cheese or don't uh give me a cheeseburger yeah give me a hamburger yeah Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? I once saw a burger on, you know, if you ever come out here. Yeah. I need to take you to the window.

The window. The window is. To the wall. The window is a restaurant. Not even a restaurant. It's attached to a real restaurant, but it's called the window. And it literally just serves one style of hamburger One style of french fries and drinks

And that's it Nice, that's what I like And it's super good, super delicious Yeah, you just walk up and you're like Yo, I have a burger But I guess this is a real restaurant But apparently word of the street is the real restaurant sucks Compared to the burger window

But every time I look at the restaurant I'm like, damn, that looks good so i don't know yeah i like that we're like they make like three things now you get three things but they make them great right yeah that's all they serve so it's like a walk-up window and they're just like yeah so during covid stuff it's the only thing that's open because the restaurant isn't open. And they're like, yeah, all right, come on in. Yeah, I like that. That sounds great. Yeah, it's nice. Speaking of COVID, people were asking, and I thought I'd mention it, but I guess I probably forgot to do it on the podcast.

Our live show in August is not happening in August. We have moved it to next year sometime. We're trying to find a date. But just to be safe, we are not doing it. Even though we've moved it once already, we're moving it again! Because we had hoped August would be fine and safe, but it is in fact not the case. So we will not be putting any of you in harm's way. and we'll get back to it when we get back to it. All your tickets are still good. Hopefully we can accommodate. If you can't make it to the show, we love you.

We hope that we can refund you that money if you need be. It's all good, gang. Don't worry. Plus, you can only have like 25% capacity right now anyway. Yeah, so even if we did hold a show, most of you couldn't even come in. We'd have do four shows back to back yeah that's we'd have to stagger our shows and maybe the exact same show by show four we're like hey crendor hey jesse how's it going it's all right all right thanks everybody we're out of here that's too much for me yeah you feel like i gotta go home also remember when i joked on a previous podcast

where I was like, man, we'll spray everyone down. I'm gonna have to wear my Warhammer super respirator. Now that wouldn't even be a joke. Not even a joke this time. Now that is exactly what we would do. Come and we'd just be like, spray them down with the hose!

Just like, hey, Jesse! come and we just be like spray them down with the hose uh just like hey jesse get them good yeah it wouldn't even be a show it'd just be you coming to see crendor and i spray you down with this it's like it burns on the inside like yeah so you know it's working yeah crendor will hose you down and i'll just like pat you down with a baby powder or something It burns on the inside. That's how you know it's working. Yeah. Crandall will hose you down, and I'll just pat you down with baby powder or something. When you're done, I'll just pat you down with powder and be like, get out. Have a good day. He's like, wow, this is the best show ever.

I left cleaner than what I got here. It's like take a sip of beer. A day's work. Yeah, we give you a beer on the way out. We give you a bottle of beer on the way out. Like, get out of here. Have a good night. And as soon as you step outside, someone's like, sir, you have to throw that beer away. You're not allowed

to walk outside with it. Yeah, and then at the end of the night, Krenor and i come around to collect the bottles and get the change from that's how we get paid yeah so it turns out our august show will be happening but it won't but it won't be do not show up we don't need you there um by the way I wrote down Alright yesterday So I was thinking About art Okay so on the iPad This happened like a year ago

But I started doing it again Every night before I go to bed I draw something on the iPad And I have like a Vast array Of drawings Are you going to bring them with you to the show? Is that what you're trying to tell me?

I mean, I could do that, too, whenever we have it. Oh, all right, never mind. What were you going to actually say? I don't know. I just wanted you to analyze them at some point. I mean, it could be during a live show. It could be during this show. It could be whenever.

Do you have a drawing on you right now? Let's see. I think I might be one of them. Do you have a drawing on you right now? Let's see. I think I might have some of them. I thought you would have come prepared. You're talking to me. You're right. What a fool I am. So, it's honestly, I think they're pretty good.

But, they're also, how do i put this abstract oh no oh no i don't know that i want to see these now no i'm telling you like these are top quality top quality All right. Let's see. All right. I'm waiting to see one come through. Okay. Yeah. I think it was June of last year. So where's the- June of last year?

Well, that's when I took a picture of some of them. There's a lot more now, but I'm going to give you a preview. Okay. I can handle a preview. I'm not sure the rest of the world can, so I'm going to wait because I don't know how abstract this is. I don't want to show this to the world and you be like, well, you see, it represents the modern frailties of mankind and is also a vagina. Okay, no, they're not. I don't want you to get too abstract on me.

Like, it's a fish, but also a penis. Like, I don't need that. No, no, we're not, like, we're not going that far. All right? This is just your standard. It's not that abstract. Okay. They're just abstract for, like, me with my Microsoft Paint.

I can't wait. They're just abstract for me. I can't wait to see this photo because I imagine it's just like a house. No, they're okay. Here we go. Okay. Now, oh, my God. I got to click the button.

Okay. You all. Okay. Risk photos. What is happening right now? I'm looking for the picture. Why did you say you all? Who are you?

You all? I had to click the view all. Oh, I thought you said you all. I'm like, you all? Who is he talking to? This is abstract. Dude, there's me with Winnie the Pooh in Disneyland before the world ended. Nope, that's not it.

That's not it, Condor. That is sickest thing on topic. Everyone's waiting for my review of this. I can only keep talking for so long. January, great time. World wasn't ended yet. It's fantastic. It was all right.

It was fine. Actually, January was great. That's when I went to – I still have to make that video. I went to... I spent time in Washington, D.C. And I went to go see all the monuments. And I was like, the final place I'm going to go is the Lincoln Memorial. And when I got there, Jake Paul was filming a video. I was like, oh, this ruined the experience.

Wait, so you literally saw Jake Paul filming a video? Holy crap. Yes, I did the whole, like, I want to make the video because the whole video is me being like, I can't wait to do the Lincoln Memorial. I love it there. It's so beautiful. It's going to be amazing. I'm going to do this whole thing.

And as I get there, the video is me going, finally, we've arrived at the main event. And I turn the camera and Jake Paul's like, hey, what's up? I'm live here in one. us like oh that is a spoiler for Cox and Crandor fans only when that video hits the internet it is ridiculous yeah that is I didn't know that happened yeah that was back I was I wasn't gonna spoil it but I haven't ever made the video so I'm like yeah all right I'll get to it spoil it, but I haven't ever made the video. So I'm like, eh, all right. I'll get to it eventually. All right, so I've looked through my phone.

I can't find it on my phone. So I'm going to have to take a picture. So next week. Are you telling me that I waited for nothing? Yes. Okay. All right. But, okay okay so that'll be for next week but okay this is also related to it okay so the so when i was drawing these pictures last night i had the thought of like dude like what if someone drew a piece of art like i don't know uh van gogh right he drew a painting and then they had someone like gordon ramsay come in and add his own flair to it but only like one thing wait what yeah wait what yeah it, okay? I am thinking about it.

What makes you think Gordon Ramsay would come into art anything and be like, well, I can add to this. Wouldn't he be like, it's perfect. Only a donkey would add to this. No, but he'd have to. He had to add to it. So you're telling me we'd take a Van Gogh, give it to Gordon Ramsay, and be like, add your own flair.

Yeah. I think it's like a collaboration. Right? Between dead painters and Gordon Ramsay. Honestly, I'd watch it. Gordon, how would you improve this Picasso? He'd have to do it. He'd have to add something.

Yeah. But only one thing. All right. I'd add a main hamburger grill with some monster cheese Yeah, Blake, okay So like he'd get the paintbrush he get to choose one paint and he would have to make one paint stroke It could be like a you could make like crazy stuff He can do like one little like you would do everyone but it has to be one thing and then you'd get different people to add to different artists you could have like

uh i don't know like monet and you could have guy fia i think that goes to monet why is it just why is it just celebrity chefs though why is it just celebrity chefs, though? Krendor, why is it just celebrity chefs? There's something about celebrity chefs that I think would be... Could add to paintings of dead painters? All right, they're already like artists of the kitchen. So it's like going into another medium. I know, and sometimes you shouldn't do that.

But sometimes you should. This is not one of those times. It would only be like a one-off series. It would be for sure. They would not request a second season of this show. They'd be like, you've destroyed precious artifacts of history. These cultural works are ruined forever, Gordon. What did you think you were doing?

Yeah, but okay. But this could go for anything. Like, what if you made a video and then I got to add, like, the ending to your video? Like, it could be anything like that I would love this to happen I would love to make a video and then just give you the files and be like alright edit together oh I'm gonna give you one minute of footage you'd be like do what you want with this that's's perfect. That's all I need. Oh, no.

Oh, no. All right. This is happening. This is happening right now. This is my life. In the next week, get me one minute of footage of whatever you want, and then I'll create something. Okay, I will. I will do that for you.

I'll give you one minute of footage nice I also wrote down a quote that I thought of I think I might have been high go on I said my words are like dreams that's it That's it I thought for sure there was going to be an explanation there Like my words are like dreams They come to me when I Am not Awake I don't know I thought there was going to be something there

You said my words are like dreams Period You didn't even try to make it Period So I think what I was thinking was that when you say something that registers in someone's mind and they process it and then you pretty much forget about it. Just how like in a dream, you have that dream. You remember that dream and then you forget about it just how like in a dream you have that dream you remember that dream and then you forget about it i think that's what i was getting that when i said when i wrote it down see wait so

your initial thesis is that when people tell you things you don't pay attention to them no and you easily forget them No, you process it You remember it in the moment And then just like that You forget about it But wait, hold on I think this is just a you thing Okay

I think most people when they have conversations They remember things people say You remember if it gets brought up again No Like I remember things that people say. Well, yeah. What do you mean, well, yeah? Okay.

Now, think about a dream, all right? Let's say you had a dream. You're in the ocean doing something, and you go to the ocean. You'll be like, oh, yeah, I had a dream about the ocean. The same way if someone's talking to you about the ocean, and you go to the ocean, you'll be like, oh yeah, I had a dream about the ocean. The same way if someone's talking to you about the ocean, and you go to the ocean, you'll be like, oh yeah, Davis was talking to me about the ocean. Same thing. Okay, so you have to say words are like dreams, comma, and then explain this process to people.

Because what you said is words are like dreams period which is no explanation at all which is an insane statement without any follow-up with no follow-up words are like dreams is the madman ramblings of a crazy person it allows for your own interpretation though that's not what a quote supposed to be be. Why is that? A quote can be whatever you want. No, no, no, no. You made a statement. Words are like dreams, period, is a statement.

It's not open for interpretation. You didn't say, like, words are like dreams, question mark? You didn't do anything. You just literally said, words are like dreams. And expected everyone else to know what the hell you were talking about. Yeah, but if you would have thought about it for a long enough time,

you probably could have come to some sort of conclusion along those lines. Yeah, no, you're right. If I would have thought about it real long and hard, you're probably right. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Words are like dreams. Words are like dreams. Yeah. All like dreams Alright well we learned a lot about Us today I guess

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I'll go to chapter chapter. Hey, what's up? We're in the chapter chapter. Heading on over to the rover. Old clover. I was trying to think of rhymes. Couldn't really think of some. Maybe think of Clifford, the big

red dog, like Rover. Like a dog, Rover, and then Clover, like Clifford. So that's not a Clifford the big red dog. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking of too now. And look at that. We see Clifford the big red dog hauling down the street. He is going.

He is going. Look at him go. He is crushing cars and houses in his path oh my god those are some destroyed places Clifford you gotta slow down bud uh oh man so many lives families and

the valuables have been lost because Clifford is excited uh you ever think about that like Clifford could have just destroyed cities. I'm surprised that wasn't the whole point of the show. It's been them trying to hide that dog away like, oh no. If he gets out, this is the end for all of us.

Yeah. No, it's kind of scary. But you know what? There's traffic out there. Back to you. Thanks, Crandor. Now let's go over to Crandor at the Weather Deskk How's that weather? Weather time Weather time

Time to see The weather time Yes? Yes That was some grade A stalling right there That was good Thanks The worst part

I only stalled for half of it I just kept going Well you know what That's not the worst part. That's the best part. That is the best part. That's commitment to the weather time song. Weather time. Weather time.

Weather time today. All right. Where are we going? Where are we going, Woppy? Where are we going? W-A-W-O-P-P-A-R-A W-A-R-E-T-A-R-A Where are we going? Oh, hey. Wah, wah, wee, wah, wah, wah, wah. Be activated. Wah, wah, wee, wah, wah, wah, wah. T-A-R-A. Tarawa. Karabati.

Tarawa. Karabati. Weather. As of. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Where is Tawara Karabati? Uh, South Tarawa. Where is South Tarwara tarawa where is that tarawa is an a toll and the capital of the republic of currabadi in the central pacific ocean it comprises north Tarawa, home of 6,629

inhabitants, which has much in common with other more remote Wikipedia. Have we done this before? Have we? Is this a place that probably no one listens to us, but we've done it twice now? No. Remember when we did that other atoll? We but we've done it twice now? No.

Remember when we did that other Atoll? We had to have done these, right? No, we have not done Tarawa. Are you sure? I am 99.7% positive. Are you sure? Are you sure? I am extremely positive. These pictures looking awful familiar, my friend.

I do not remember these pictures. Are you sure? Okay. I do not. Someone in comment section prove me right and him wrong. All right, please continue. 87 degrees Fahrenheitheit fair skies 10 chance of rain through 5 p.m today 86 degrees sunny tomorrow 83 degrees 15 chance rain wednesday 86 degrees, 20% chance.

Rain. Thursday, 86 degrees, 20% chance. Rain. 86. Friday, 79. Low, 60% chance. Thunderstorms. Wind, 8 miles per hour.

Dewpoint, 77. Dew. UV index, 3 of 10. Visibility 6 miles. Moon phase last quarter. Seasonal allergies none. I don't think anyone needs to know that, Loppy. All right, he's off.

Oh, yeah. I figured after he started shouting due, we probably should turn him off. Yeah, yeah. I figured after he started shouting, Do! We probably should turn him off. Do! Yeah, try to add in some new stuff, but it's a little rusty when you get it going. I understand. I get it.

Yeah, a little rusty. A little rusty. That's the weather. Alright, what's going on, sports? Sports. Welcome to the sports desk. Today in sports, things are still progressing with sports.

It looks like sports are on track to be played in like two and a half weeks. I think baseball is even just two weeks. However, multiple Montreal Canadiens have tested positive for COVID-19 in recent days. Well, all right right here we go they don't start the longest first they got like two weeks look at that they'll be ready to go i'm sure they haven't talked to anyone uh then the nba i honestly i think the nba is like the best shot at like keeping it going because they're all like in the same area trying to like keep all the players like quarantined essentially together sure yeah but uh because i was listening to a thing on it on radio but they're also like you can't control like the people bringing in food and bringing in

stuff and bringing all the stuff so you still can't control everything but it's like as good as you're gonna get so uh still you know i guess sports are coming back so here we go uh and that's sports wow yeah i mean here we go i can't wait to see what happens yeah uh-huh all right well crendor what is our big news story of the day big news story of the day. Arrested Arizona penis man claims there are more penis men like him. What does that mean? Time out. Time out.

You can't say Arizona penis man like it's a fake. And then for him to declare there are other penis men? I don't know that I believe that. Actually, I guess there could be many penis men. What is the rule here? I don't know. We need to find out. Many believe that the infamous penis man graffiti artist who tagged dozens of spots in Arizona

was brought to heavy-handed justice by Tampa police on Thursday. But containing the spirit of penis man will be much harder than anyone would have expected. in Arizona was brought to heavy-handed justice by Tempa police on Thursday, but containing the spirit of penis man will be much harder than anyone would have expected. Wait a minute. Is this a thing we should know? Is penis man like a commodity we should be aware of? You know, let's see. I'm going to have to Google penis man.

I'm going to have to Google penis man. I don't want to Google penisis Man, but here I am. Google Penis Man. January 25th is when the graffiti vandals of Penis Man were caught on news stories everywhere. Let's see. Penis Man graffiti keeps popping up in Tempe, Arizona. Oh, someone's literally writing penis man everywhere. Yeah.

It is. Wow. It's on top of buildings. It's on signs. Apparently you tag 38 places. Oh, wow. Yeah, I guess penis man is everywhere. Okay. Alright. Okay. According to the Phoenix Times, a man named Dustin Shomer posted on Facebook Saturday morning

that he was arrested in his Phoenix condo by a SWAT team. They raided my condo and vehicle and swarmed my entire complex in West Phoenix with 25 SWAT officers and silenced assault rifle in my face, he said. He was booked on 16 counts of aggravated criminal damage, eight counts of criminal damage, and one count of criminal trespassing. All related incidents where he spray painted penis man on various buildings and objects. But as one would do. But.

Is Shomer the penis man? Oh, my God. This is this is it. The one that's been tagging spots across the state for two months and captured nationwide attention? Yeah. I don't know if I go that far, Arizona. Yeah, I don't. Nationwide?

I have not heard of this until now, and I am an aficionado of weird penis man shit. Shomer says no. He's just a follower who did a few of the taggings. Not the original, Shomer told the Phoenix New Times Monday. There are hundreds of copycats with very distinctively different

handwriting. I love that this is like V for Vendetta now, where everyone everyone V wasn't a man. V was a boss. Don't you get it? Shomer said that he heard

some people in Tempa Bar talking about the real seemingly phantom like penis man and got inspired to do some of his own. I thought it was a good message he explained. Yeah, alright. I love this guy.

I was like, I gotta get the word out. Everyone needs to know. Everyone needs to know. Maybe he took it to heart. Penis man. Yeah. He doesn't seem to be the only penis disciple as documented

by the Twitter account penis man fans no way no I'm going right now penis man fans on Twitter yep it is a thing that it is a thing there's a go fund me for the a thing. There's a GoFundMe for the dude who was arrested. There's a second wave of penis man graffiti art. There's a penis girl in Portland. Yep, I see the Portland penis girls out there. Yep.

Yeah, there are, to be fair, it looks like there are a lot of copycats. But I can't, there are many lot of copycats but i can't there are many penis man copycats yeah this person literally just admitted emmy and gasser just admitted to doing penis man she drew penis man on her front porch that is not the greatest thing to put on the internet penis man's ever... Is penis man like a thing? Oh my god. There is one that says we are all penis man.

Well, it's... It is... This is V for Vendetta. We all thought we were going to wear Guy Fawcett masks but we're really just getting around to spray painting penis man. It does say at least one new tag has been spotted since Shomer's arrest and then he said quote penis man is neither man nor woman you nor me schomer wrote on facebook we are all penis man yes this is everything i've ever wanted

this is a movement i can be a part of This is a movement I will not be a part of because I do not want to You know go to jail There's There's So in a bathroom there's a photo in a bathroom Some guy wrote penis man 2020

And someone scratched it out And wrote imagine a city where Wack shit like this Doesn't get so much love And then someone underneath it wrote Imagine a person who gets upset about penis man That is true to be fair Yeah This guy

In the UK Scratched out warning Closed circuit television in operation and wrote warning, penis man in operation. This is gone global. Oh my God. Maybe he's right. Maybe it is nationwide. This is worldwide. I didn't think I would see this many penis man spray paints

But here we are This guy took a photo with penis man Oh my god This is incredible Oh no Remember how I said it was me for vendetta Yeah This penis man fans Says Oh, no. Remember how I said it was me for Vendetta? Yeah.

This Penis Man fans says, Our official position on copycats is that they're a good thing. They help throw Tempipedi off the real Penis Man's trail. But more importantly, they show that Penis Man is more than a single individual. Penis Man is an idea, a movement. And ideas are bulletproof. It's straight up me for vendetta. It's everything I've ever wanted.

Yes, penis man. Oh my god. Oh, it's perfect. Oh, what a great story. This is... Man. This is... Not what I expected expected Not what I expected at all Someone on a stop sign wrote

Can't stop penis man Someone on a series of Porta potties Wrote penis man across them This is it's beyond us now Penis man he's right penis man's bulletproof ideas are bulletproof penis man's changing the world you know

there's some things i know and there's some things i don't know and i just don't know And I just don't know You know I don't know I don't know Alright well That is certainly it for us this week Oh my goodness

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I cannot find them. Can't find them to save my life. So upsetting. People are like, Jesse, we'll send them to you. If there's anything worse than then 10 for what is like 10 for $10 chicken snackers uh-huh I imagine it's like barely warm kind of like spoiled chicken snackers sent through the mail yeah that does not sound appetizing I want them very, but I don't want to get sick, so I'll be all right. I'll be back to New York eventually. And when I do, chicken snackers for all.

If Crendor and I ever do a New York show, we're going to go to Buffalo, New York. Why Buffalo? Because that's where I know I can get chicken snackers. We're going to blow it up. Just you wait. All right. That is it. Thank you so much, Crendor.

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