Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 254 - Fast Food Friends

Episode Date: September 7, 2020

The boys return and Jesse has a story of keeping up with the Kardashians. Also Crendor wants to talk fast food. I think he's hungry. All this and the most recent champion fighting for our rights on an exciting new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://theragun.com/cox for a BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE deal on ALL TheraOne products!

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Gagstrader in the morning! Hello everybody, welcome to another exciting episode of Gagstrader in the morning! Yes! Ooh, you were like, feeling it today, hey! It took all my energy. I can tell. You're now totally, totally wasted. Yeah, I mean, I'm feeling pretty good. I'm excited because temperatures are starting to get to, like, fall temperatures, you know. Ooh, that is not the case here.

It's like 101 degrees here. Well, I'm glad I'm not there. Touché. Yeah, that's too hot for me. Yeah, it is. It's bad here. Everyone who lives in the Inland Empire here in Los Angeles is burning up. I've been seeing tweets all day of like 110, 120 degrees.

Is the Inland Empire a desert? It's part of it So the way they describe the Inland Empire There's like the west side And then there's Hollywood And then there's this sort of like Inland Empire area Which is literally just a bunch of different parts of LA That comprise sort of like the main section of L.A. that isn't the touristy stuff.

Ah, I see. Yeah. It's always hot. It's kind of like the valley, where the valley is, if it's like 90 degrees everywhere else, it's 116 in the valley, that kind of stuff. Ah, I see. Okay. Yeah, oh, that stuff sucks. It's terrible kind of stuff. I see. Okay. Yeah. Oh, that stuff sucks.

It's terrible. Terrible. Terrible. Not a fan. Yeah. No, that sounds awful. Yeah. Everyone I know who lives in the valley regrets living in the valley, but I guess they're

like, I have to for work. And I'm like, do you though? Do you have to? They probably don't have to. They're just, you know. The last time I was there I went to a dim sum restaurant Because I heard it was great

Here's the thing First off Nothing is worth driving that far Also When I got there The minute we got out of the car The heat was so oppressive It was gross

I felt like It felt like you were being weighed down by the sun It was awful I was like no thank you weighed down by the sun. It was awful. I was like, no, thank you. I do not want to do this again. No, that's the thing about the heat is if it's hot out, you can always, I don't know, stupid Matt, get out of here. Matt's lying around. What was I saying?

What was I saying? Oh, what I meant was when it's cold outside, you can just like put on layers. You can like, you know, bundle up, put on some blankets or whatever. But when it's like hot out, you're just. You can only get rid of so much. Yeah. Yeah. It starts like creeping through. Even if you got air conditioning, things will be pumping like nonstop.

Like it's not a good time. No, I actually, I'm fine with winter weather. Sometimes it's actually nice to get all cozy under covers. I think that's neat. But yeah, too hot is too much. No, thank you. Yeah, it's, I don't know. Plus the changing seasons.

I feel like when the seasons change, it's like I'm always ready for the next season by the end of the current season. Like summer at the start, I'm like, oh, my God, finally summer. Then by the end of summer, I'm like tired of the heat. I'm over it. I'm over this sun thing. Fall kicks off and I'm like, ooh, fall. There's like, you know, the harvest stuff and pumpkins. You got like the coffee, you know, that stuff.

And by the end of it, I'm like, all right, I'm done with fall. It's getting dark. You got you know all that stuff and by the end of it i'm like all right i'm done with fall it's getting dark you got coffee and all that stuff and then winter hits you're like oh shit here comes winter you got like christmas coming in you got uh the snow it's gonna start snowing and you know it's like a holiday and then by the end of winter you're like it's just slushy snow holidays areidays are over. Everything's dead. Just get bright out. And then spring hits. You're like, oh, my God, it's getting brighter. Everything's starting to bloom.

And you get some rain and everything. And you're like, woo-hoo. And then by the end of spring, you're like, ah, it just keeps flip-flopping from cold to hot. It's like nothing. It's rain. It's cold. I just want it to be hot out. And then you repeat.

Can I tell you something that I've learned about myself based on what you've kind of described? You know how in winter they have that there's the one day where it's the darkest day of the year? Oh, yeah. Can I tell you, everyone talks about how that day is really depressing and how they stay at home. I love that day. I'm like, it's four in the afternoon. It's pitch black outside. Yes, that's so cool.

I'm like out doing stuff. It's nighttime, but it's daytime. And I'm like, it's so neat. I like out doing stuff it's nighttime but it's daytime and i'm like so neat i don't know i don't know what everyone else is like huh i just stayed in bed all day i'm like why are you in bed let's go i don't i don't know why for some reason i love that day you gotta you gotta make the most of it if you sit around and let it control you man it's gonna take control but if you just get out there you damn man exercise and stuff like go do some things work on something feel pretty good yeah man you just gotta get out there just gotta get out there dude gotta get out there dude move those legs really though it's like exercise is very important really though really Really though Really though Yeah I

Can I tell ya I the other day Went and Went for like a long walk On this so around my apartment complex We have this Kind of pier area Right that goes

It stretches for miles right Around all these Ap apartment complexes there are uh walkways that go over to where boats are and so the other day i was walking and i saw i don't know if they were the kardashians but i imagine they were like they modeled their lives on them if they weren't because it was three women and they were all beautiful but in that sort of like kind of molded the way you know what i mean like it was very obvious that work had been done yeah and they were they were like gorgeous it was one of those like i need to keep my eyes forward because i don't want to be a creep. But with them, they were on their phones and I think they were trying to like charter a

boat for a day out or whatever. But with them was the most, he looked, imagine the most out of place skipper. Like he had like a pot belly and his shirt shirt only kind of went over half the belly, and he had white pants and a skipper hat, and he was smoking a cigarette. And he's like, all right, ladies, you ready to go on this cruise? I imagine the three of them showed up, saw this dude, and they're on the phone with whoever booked them this ride because they're like, we do not want to go out with this guy. He didn't even look like he should be chartering a boat. Dude looks so drunk. He was like, come on, ladies, let's get the move on.

And the three of them were just in 90% bikini, but you know like that little shaw thing they always throw over the bikinis? Ladies, you know what I mean. The whole like, I'm covering up my cleavage so dudes don't stare, but like I'm still in a bikini, you know like that little Shaw thing they always throw over the bikinis? Ladies, you know what I mean. The whole like, well, I'm covering up my cleavage so dudes don't stare. But like, I'm still in a bikini. You know that outfit? Yeah. They were all three of them were in that.

And the dude was just like, he had like a stain on his shirt. And he's like, okay, whenever you're ready. I walked extra slow past them just to see if I could like take it all in. It was incredible. I walked back around and they were gone. So I assume either they left or they went on the boat. Either way, great story. I hope it ended well.

That's probably a guy. He just used to be a fisherman. Then he like fell into like, you know, some sort of like money. Maybe won the lottery. Maybe he's got a bunch of stocks. Took off. Who knows? But now he's just living his life.

There are many boat chartering services in this area. Like the one time my dad and I tried to go fishing. And the fishing boat had like 80,000 people on it. My dad was like, no. No thanks. There were so many people on the boat. If a boat was going to sink off My dad was like, no, no thing. There were so many people on the boat. If a boat was going to sink off the coast, it would have been that boat. That boat had so many people on it that day.

My dad was like, no, no, thank you. Um, but yeah, you can like charter boats to go fishing out in the ocean. You can one day, I just want to do that. Like just get friends and like go out and bring some beer and just like sit out in the water. Like that sounds like a great day if it's just a few people. But if it's, like, a lot of people, that sounds like a pain in the ass. But a lot of people, they charter the bigger, like, I don't want to say cruise ships.

That's not right. The yachts. The big yachts that are around here. Oh, yeah. That I guess people buy and then they'll have, like, a crew, but then they never use them because rich people, you know? And so I guess they lend them out to people to rent. And there's a lot of that around here.

And so I guess that's what these women were doing is they were going to get on this boat and go out and have like a day on the water, which is fine. But Holy crap. It was, they definitely had this aura of like weird high maintenance around them. It was very obvious from far away.

Just based on the color of their outfits they were wearing, one was like a golden bikini with like, you know, like metal, maybe golden tassels, like hanging. I was like, ah, yes, this is a lot of effort was put into this. I was like, yeah, no. And then the dude was just like leaning against the guardrail. I was like, okay, ladies, whenever you're ready.

There we go fishing, yeah. You want to go out on water? Maybe you ladies take your tops off and get the sun, yes? I promise. I don't look. Like, I don't know. I don't know what was happening. But it was very funny.

Yeah, they were all on their phones, like, just yakking away. And I was like, I bet they are trying to get out of this. Oh, definitely. They definitely are. are yeah that was that was my walk that was my walk the other day it was great uh i googled charter boat fish there's a bunch of youtube videos of how to fish on a charter boat deep sea fishing is a charter boat trip worth the money party boat warning fish top 10 boat tips party warning fish yeah warning fish fish epic tuna fishing on a san diego charter boat how to party boat fishing deep sea fishing party boat

cod fishing deep sea party boat fishing florida graphic fish the ultimate best fishing boat those are the biggest ones i've seen those are the biggest ones that's for sure Graphic Fish. The ultimate best fishing boat. Those are the biggest ones I've seen. Those are the biggest ones, that's for sure. Graphic Fish. How come all these are clickbait titles? It's like a fish in a bikini. 15 of the hottest fish you'll ever see.

Graphic content warning. These are the hottest fish I've ever seen, bro. Number four is going to blow your mind. Look at the fins on that one. Yeah. Yeah, charter boat fishing. One day, one day I want to go do that. But yeah, I'll wait until

all these death plagues are over Anyway, so what'd you do this week? Man, not too much Just did my normal walking Did a couple workouts Did some Streaming Why is your voice slowly getting lower

Before you tell me this? Fading in the abyss Yeah, he was like sounds like you just have a stomach growl like you haven't eaten today night my breakfast i had my oatmeal walnuts and uh an egg wow You're killing it. That's what I eat every morning. Oh, that sounds boring as hell. Every morning? Every morning.

Nope. Hard pass. Why? Because it's boring. Every morning? Yeah. The same thing? All right, Grandpa.

Sometimes I mix it up. Like one day this week, I ate an apple cider donut. Oh, see, there you go. Now you're living life. Then I went right back. Yeah, now you're living life to the fullest. I get the Trader Joe's organic instant oatmeal with flax seeds because it's got some of the

lower sugars in instant oatmeal. A lot of instant oatmeal have higher sugars, so I get the lower one. Plus you get the flax seeds in it. Then, you know, get some walnuts. Yeah, you gotta get your flax. Then I get some walnuts from there, and then they got the crumpled walnuts, so you just grab a handful, throw

them in, and then, you know, crack an egg sunny sunny side up or over and over easy that's how i do it because you let it you crack it in the pan you cook it and you just flip it once and you let it sit after it flips for like 20 seconds maybe like 15 and just throw it in boom then i make my coffee you're living your best life. You're having a great one. Yeah. I mean, what else? I got five guys yesterday.

I haven't gotten that in a while. How's your body doing? Better than I expected. I like how that's my question for you. I have to eat five guys. Not was it good? Not what did you get? Just how are you doing physically? Honestly, it's a valid question.

The thing is, I've eaten hamburgers and stuff I made myself where I buy the meat and then you cook it and whatever. And usually, I'm fine after that. But usually, because it's like you know the fat content of the meat and you know what it is. Sure. There's like 90-10. There's, like, 85-15.

There's, like, all different types. So, like, Five Guys, I don't know what they're using. They're probably using the fatty ones. You're like, mmm, fat. And then you come back for more. Well, and then they give you the grease fries. Every time you go to Five Guys, I order the little fry, the smallest one, because they just shovel the fries into the bag anyway.

They put the fries in the cup, and then they just put more fries in the bag, and you're like, all right, I guess I'll eat them. There's no reason to get the bigger size fry. I'll be real with you. I don't like Five Guys burgers, but those fries, I don't know. I love those damn fries. I love those fries. See, I like both, but those fries, I don't know. I love those damn fries. I love those fries.

See, I like both, but I can only eat so many fries. Because, like, it's just grease, but it's like good potato grease. They got salt, and you're like, mm, but you can only eat like. Good potato grease. I only eat some, but then, you know, you still got a bag full, so I'm like, I'm not going to eat all these Yeah, I'm not I would rather just get the small fry And that's it

Like I don't need the burger from Five Guys It's just, I don't know why For some reason their burgers, I'm like I could make this at home You could, but I don't know Sometimes I just want to Pick it up and eat it Look, I get it

That's the reverse for me if i go to like get an out burger i like their hamburgers but i don't like their their fries and their fries are gross oh yeah so like i'm i'm a picky eater man wendy's i hate everything at wendy's except their spicy chicken sandwich give me that i'm good yeah like i just have different tastes Like at different places I don't want I just am a picky person When it comes to food Yeah No it's Actually yeah

Wendy's I'll get like a spicy chicken sandwich Or maybe a spicy chicken nugget But Their fries are okay And then You know They got Frosties

If you want a Frosty I guess McDonald's only exists to me From the hours of like and then, you know, they got Frosties if you want a Frosty, I guess. McDonald's only exists to me from the hours of like 6 a.m. to 10 a.m. Other than that, there's no reason to go to McDonald's. Out of all the things at McDonald's, I'd probably say the Big Mac's my favorite. You can only eat so many Big Macs unless you're that guy that eats like a Big Mac every day. I can't eat a Big Mac. Why not?

The Big Mac sauce makes me sick. How does the Big Mac sauce make you sick? I don't know Every time I've ever had a Big Mac I get sick Every time So I haven't had a Big Mac In a long ass while Cause It would always get me sick

And I just don't want to risk it So I'm like you know what I'll live without Big Macs. I'm fine. All right. What about Taco Bell? I mean, Taco Bell is trash, but like sometimes you want trash. Everyone's always like, did you know Taco Bell? It's not real Mexican food.

Yeah. I'm not going there because I'm like, man, I want some authentic Mexican food today. Yeah. You want like gross cheese sauce covering weird ass meats. I get it. So because I'm like, man, I want some authentic Mexican food today. Yeah, you want, like, gross cheese sauce covering weird-ass meats. I get it. So do I sometimes. Yeah. That's life, man.

I get it. Primarily, if you're, you know, some form of, like, drunk or intoxicated, you're like, I want to eat the Taco Bell. But, like, I've had, well, it's like plenty of actual Mexican food places. Like a fish taco, and they give you, like, the beans and the rice and, like, a little lime slice. You, like, put some in there. You're like, ooh. And then you got actual avocado. That's great.

But sometimes I want my cheesy gordita crunch. Yeah. After I work out. Sometimes you work out, you just want to eat an entire Crunchwrap Supreme and, like, a triple air nacho. That's all I'm saying. Yeah. That's all air nacho. That's all I'm saying. Yeah. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying.

What else is there? I feel like every like three months we have to bring up a fast food discussion. Well, that's because it is so pervasive in our lives, I'm sure. I mean, that's true. Most people eat fast food. There's Panda Express if you feel like really just destroying yourself hilariously there's a panda express in a shopping center and in that same shopping center are four other chinese asian restaurants all of them better but the panda

express has a line out the door every day i think that's so funny. People love Panda Express. I don't get it. Everything else there is way better. There's one of the best sushi places in the cities there, but Panda Express, man, people want to get their orange chicken or whatever the hell they sell. Yeah, they get the orange chicken and the whatever

beef. It blows my mind. I don't get it. I'm like, there's so many better options. They're like don't remember what it was. It blows my mind. I don't get it. I'm like, there's so many better options. They're like, yeah, but it's fast and it's good. I'm like, is it? Here's the thing. When I'm eating that Pan Express, I'm pretty happy.

But about five minutes after I've eaten it, I'm like, I shouldn't have done that. This is a bad choice. That is me with every McDonald's purchase I've ever made. In the minute I'm eating it, I'm like, oh, yeah. And then afterwards, I'm like, why? You get the debuff, dude. The debuff's settling in for like two hours, maybe longer. You know what?

Life would be easier if we just described everything as buffs and debuffs. It would. Yeah, man, I got that French fry buff, but that debuff comes hard. It comes real hard You get the 10 minute french fry buff Followed by the 2 hour long debuff Was it worth it? I don't know were you taking on a boss? Maybe

What about Shake Shack? Shake Shack's alright It's just expensive Um yeah Shake Shack's fine I think the milkshakes are the best part The burgers taste like any burger Anyone could make anywhere Especially after working out

I'll get a coffee shake from there Oh my god Yeah, the shakes are the best part The fries are like, whatever The hamburgers are like, whatever But the shakes are pretty dope But I don't have any reason to go I'm not going to just go there and grab a shake

I have no reason Unless it was on the way home It's just a hassle We used to have a place called The Counter And that was pretty good And then it got bad very quickly Everything in this town is so weird Where for the first couple months

It's really good And then I think it just cost too much money So they cut corners And then you can actually taste how awful it is Like, for the first couple months, it's really good, and then I think it just costs too much money. So they cut corners, and then you can actually taste how awful it is. You're like, oh, this is what Gordon Ramsay talks about. You guys are terrible now. Yeah. No, that makes sense.

They just try to – or they get new management, and they start changing everything. That happened to that Mexican restaurant I loved. Oh, yeah, that one. I was like, it's so good, and they straight up just changed the management yeah, that one. I was like, it's so good. And they straight up just changed the management and ruined the restaurant. I was like, boo. So I would drive 20 minutes to go there. That's a place I would have driven to go to.

And they straight up ruined it. Yeah. Oh, and I can't remember the last time I ate at an Arby's. I cannot either. Actually, I don't know if I've liked. I can remember. It was in college, and I went there because they had curly fries. And I had curly fries and popcorn chicken.

And that was it. That's the last time I went there. Oh, my God. I think the last time I went there. I think I remember this. Because it was the time I got pulled over by the police Dad My dad and I when we were moving When I was going to college

In New York My dad was driving In front of me I think this is it and I was driving behind And we had like stuff In the cars to move And I believe I think this is what we were going there for. I can't remember. I believe that on the way I was listening to music and I went to go

change my CD. That's how long ago this was. I went to go change my CD and I guess I was looking down and drove right past the cop and the cop pulled me over and not my dad, even though my dad was going the exact same speed and my dad had to come back he like reversed back to the cop by the way talk about what as privilege i got pulled over another car comes backwards down the highway a man gets out and goes up and talks to the cop that would not happen unless we were white as shit oh my god now that i think about that my my dad broke every law, got out of his car and was like, excuse me, officer? I can't even.

Yeah. Oh, hell no. And so after that, we pulled off and got Arby's for lunch. And that is the last time I remember having Arby's. And I think that was in the year 2000 maybe. Wowee. Yeah, that was a long ass

time ago. That's uh... The thing with Arby's is like it's, everything's such like it's so sodium filled. I feel like you eat like one sandwich you're probably getting like three days worth of sodium.

Yeah, but Crendor, they have the meats. They got a lot of meats, but it's just... Those commercials are so weird. Like, we have the meats. Like, I guess you do. What are you saying? They got meats. Yeah.

Jimmy John's has meats too. I don't know. Dude, Jimmy... I've never had a good experience at Jimmy John's. Not meats. Yeah. Jimmy John's has meats too. I don't know. Dude, Jimmy, I've never had a good experience at Jimmy John's. Not once. I love Jimmy John's. Never. I've never had a good experience. If I'm going to get a salty ass piece of meat, I'm going to go to Jimmy John's.

I've never. Every time I've been there, it has been a shitty like shitty sandwich, shitty kids working behind the counter. Like everything about it has been terrible. Every time. I can't even begin to, like, every time. What do you order? Just, like, a normal Italian sub. All right.

Did I make it fast? I don't know what they do with it. I just watch, like, the 18 kids that work behind the counter. None of them do any work. And then 20 minutes later, someone's like, here's your sub, sir. I'm like, what the fuck? 20 minutes. You're going to the wrong Jimmy John's.

I'm telling you, they're terrible. That's why there's only one Jimmy John's in all of LA. Terrible. Jersey Mike's is good. Jersey Mike's is nice. Jersey Mike's is good. I actually like Jersey Mike's more than Jimmy John's. Yeah, Jersey Mike's is good. Jersey Mike's is nice. Jersey Mike's is good. I actually like Jersey Mike's more than Jimmy John's. Yeah, Jersey Mike's, they actually like, I watched them cut that meat and stuff.

I'm like, ooh, all right then. And they're like, you want the Mike's way? I'm like, I'll take a Mike's way. And they're just like, oil and vinegar. Yeah, man. I'm like, light Mike's way. It's like, okay. They put like less of everything.

I get less oil on it. I don't want my bread drowning in grease. That's gross. I get the vinegar and then just a little oil. That's how you do it. See, that's Jersey Mike's is good. There's one near me. That's pretty good.

I like the local Euro places. There's always a bunch of Euro places. They got other stuff you can get there. Yeah, man. Now we're just making everyone hungry. I mean, probably. You fools.

You fools. Usually they have their own burgers. They make them fresh, typically. It's usually a local run thing. Yeah, it's always like... They got cobbabs they got like soup they got whatever mama

and then yeah they have like a kebab and they have like a shawarma thing and then they just straight up are just like and burgers yeah no I love euro places then there's like...

What else was there? I'm trying to think. Oh, Burger King. Burger King's ass. Burger King's trash. Burger King is trash here. It is the worst food you can possibly put in your body. That's like if you see Burger King was doing some ad campaign where they went to twitch streamers and they're like here's five dollars go buy yourself

a new bk meal or some shit but like instead of actually paying for like sponsorships they would just go to streams and be like hey here's three bucks go try the new burger king thing and people be like wow okay and then they promote it and everyone was like wow this is sketchy as shit like really scummy and I was like dude if Burger King would have gave me three bucks I would have been like dude this can't even buy me a Whopper and I wouldn't even want one so then I don't think they'd ever come back

If Burger King showed up in my stream I would have been like take your broke ass out my stream terrible food I have not had a good Burger King experience in my life. Period. Not once. Get out of here.

I haven't either. And then I would have been like, dude, Jimbo458 just gave me more money than you, Burger King. Yeah, Burger. Idiots. You're a giant corporation. Yeah. And your fries suck. They taste like cardboard potatoes.

Okay, what about Sbarro? Sucks. Sucks. No, it doesn't. It sucks. Mall pizza sucks. Mall pizza's gross. Sbarro is a solid C to B tier.

You get your mall slice of pizza. You get your Pepsi there. You're good. That's some bougie trash. No thank you. How is it bougie? That's some bougie trash. It's the bougie trash is what it is.

That doesn't even make sense. It's trash made up to look good. It's not. And they charge you mall prices. No thank you. You're just... You just don't get it. Just don't understand.

I mean, I don't know. That's all the fast food places I can think of, honestly. Great, great. We should definitely move on. All right. Oh, my God. All right. Very quickly moving past that stressful.

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know who i am anymore up here in this chopper copter or if i'm even in. I might not even be real. I think I'm underwater now with the whales. Or manatees? Maybe I'm in the chapter submarine copter. Oh my god, yeah, I'm in the chapter submarine copter. Looks like there's some whales, some dolphins, some fish. Wait, who is that? Oh god, it's the charter fishing boats up ahead. Oh god, alright turn around.

I'm tired of dealing with these people. God they're so loud and annoying and they just keep bumping into my chopper copter submarine thing. Alright, now let's get out of here, back to you. Thanks Crandor, now let's go over to Crandor at the weather desk, how's that weather? Weather. How are you looking that stuff up?

How's it going? That was the weather alarm. Yeah, right, right, right. Sure. So let's see. Let's see. Weather time. Weather time. Let's kick it over to Woppy.

WopI activated. Weather, weather, weather, Oklahoma. WAPI developing sentience, weather this or weather that. Weather, Oklahoma weather. third oklahoma weather as of 509 p.m central standard time 92 degrees sunny today's forecast evening 81 degrees zero percent chance rain high 94 degrees fahrenheit low 71 degrees degrees Fahrenheit. Rain high. Humidity 37%. Pressure 29.87 inches. Visibility 10 miles. Wind 16 miles per hour

north. Dew point 62. UV index 3 of 10. Moon phase waning gibbous. Daily forecast Monday 96 degrees. Tuesday 81 degrees., 96 degrees. Tuesday, 81 degrees.

Wednesday, 56 degrees. Thursday, 64. Friday, 73. Saturday, 81. Sunday, 82. Monday, 81. Tuesday, 81. Wednesday, 80.

Thursday, 80. Friday, 83. Saturday, 83. Sunday, 82. Two, two, two, two. Uh-huh. All right. Uh-huh. All right. Yeah.

Uh-huh. Okay, Woppy. You got to give that guy a rest. That dude's having a rough time. I did give him a rest. I don't know. He keeps breaking. I feel like we could just upgrade. Maybe I do need to upgrade.

Well, yeah. I heard the Woppy 5000 got a refit. So, you know. Yeah, I'll work on that for next week then. All right, Crandall. Let's go to sports. Sports. Welcome to sports.

Right now at the sports desk, it looks like the Milwaukee Bucks are trying to avoid elimination against the Miami Heat, 113-109. So it looks like they'll probably do it. But even then, it's's gonna be a tough climb back for the milwaukee bucks and the houston rockets beat the lakers last night uh also in nba news there's the raptors celtics tied at two and the nuggets tied at one with the clippers in that series over in the hockey town. Dallas at Vegas Golden Knights

is the Western Conference final game, which is the battle of two places that do not have cold weather, ironically. And then the Islanders playing the Lightning over in the east. So it's actually just down to one cold weather place. Everyone else in hockey playoffs is hot. As we discussed last time, all the best players move to the hot places.

It's true. Over in baseball, we got a lot of baseball stuff. We're over the halfway point. Tampa Bay in first place, 28-13. Toronto right behind them, 22-18. You got the White Sox and the Cleveland Tide in first over in the Central. Actually, no. It's so crazy to me that Tampa Bay and Toronto are like,

how is that possible? Yankees are in third. Wowee. And Minnesota. Oakland, top of the AL West. Houston right behind them. Over in the NL East, you got the nl east you got atlanta uh central you got the cubs west you got the dodgers and then you got the padres uh and then

a crazy battle for the other spots apparently they're gonna put like eight teams in the playoffs or something from what i heard i don't even know that's what they said yeah so normal normally there's four in the baseball playoffs and then a fifth team and they do like a wild card, but they're going crazy. So that should be good. Let them. Let them. Yeah.

And let them fight. NFL football starts Thursday, folks. Texans Chiefs Thursday night. It's going to be starting. I did my fantasy football draft last night. Pretty happy with it. And then rest of football starts on Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. I, for one, welcome the awkward crowd noise pumped in through speakers. speakers oh i've actually gotten used to it from other sports it's weird because like when they listen to the cubs on the radio they like pump the noise in they'll just be like and here he goes they'll be like whoa yeah yeah yeah and i'm like wait a second those aren't people that's from different game although if you if you if you actually listen to it on the radio i bet it's a lot more convincing than watching on

tv oh yeah like just blue seats in the background it's like really weird and it's uh it's funny because with baseball too the announcers don't leave like the they don't travel with the team so like for the cubs radio people they're like we're here in Wrigley Field where the lights are all off except in our booth watching on a screen so they have to they have to watch it on tv and commentate so that's kind of that's really funny yeah so yeah it should be interesting with NFL and uh of course I can't wait for the Eagles to take on the Washington football team should be a great battle over there. If you didn't know, they got renamed. I honestly want them to keep the temporary name of the Washington football team.

I think that's actually really funny. The Washington football team. The Washington football team. That's sports. All right, Crandor. What is our big news story of the day? I is our big news story of the day I got a big news story of the day for you This one's actually very fitting

With what we've been talking about Yeah go on A Nebraska man Pleads with lawmakers To rename boneless wings I think I've seen this video Yes So he's a wing nut no bones about it thanks article writing a nebraska man urged his local city council to ban the term boneless chicken wings and replace

it with terms like saucy nugs in a comically passionate plea for culinary accuracy. In a scene that could be plucked from an episode of Parks and Rec, Anderson Christensen makes the case to Lincoln lawmakers that we've been living a lie when it comes to poultry. He says, I propose we as a city remove the term boneless chicken wings from our menus and from our hearts. He tells the council. Here's the thing. At the mean, he's not his thing.

At the core, he's not wrong. He's not wrong. He's not wrong. I've said it. Boneless chicken wings are a lie. They're just bigger chicken nuggets. Yeah. That's all they are.

Yep. Covered in sauce. Yeah, covered in sauce. Boneless chicken wings. Hence, saucy nugs. Yeah. He says, quote, Boneless chicken wings are just chicken tenders, which are already boneless, he squawked. We would be disgusted if a butcher mislabeled his meat, but then we go around pretending the breast of the chicken is its wing?

In the spicy speech, Christensen proposed other terms for the classic bar snack including buffalo style chicken tenders wet tenders and saucy nugs saucy nugs great i love that name uh at one point when a member of the audience burst into laughter christiansen fired back excuse me he said his feathers were ruffled after visiting local restaurants and seeing people using the flawed descriptive term i go into a nice family restaurant i see people throwing this name around pretending everything's just fine he said i don't order boneless tacos or boneless club sandwiches i don't ask for boneless auto repair he said the foul inaccuracy should no longer fly we've been living a lie for far too long and we

know it because we feel it in our bones this guy is the hero we need in 2020 this guy gets it this guy understands this guy does get it this is and you know what here's the thing he's right he's right we got to rename him we have to yeah it's it's we need everyone at wing stop and buffalo wild wings and all the wing places to just man up and rename them. We want saucy nugs. We want saucy nugs. Let's see. Imagine if you went in and instead of saying, I'll have 10 boneless wings, you said, you'll have 10 saucy nugs.

It comes off the tongue better. Yeah. And then when you say you want wings, they know what you want. Yeah. I want chicken wings and saucy nugs. That's all we serve here tongue better. Yeah. And then when you say you want wings, they know what you want. Yeah. I want chicken wings and saucy nugs. That's all we serve here. Yeah. Yeah.

In fact, I used to get boneless wings all the time, and then I stopped, and I started getting traditional wings because, first off, they got less sodium. Second off- I was going to say, I know your reasons are healthy related. They are. And now it's like, but I would love it if you were just like, I stopped getting them because it just wasn't right. They aren't boneless wings. And it looks like Buffalo Wild Wings Twitter didn't even make a statement about it.

Very sad. That's because Buffalo Wild Wings is gone to trash. Here's the thing. Buffalo Wild Wings, they're good for two wings. All right. Here's the thing. Buffalo Wild Wings. Let's be real. They're good for two wings. All right? Mango habanero and honey barbecue. Those are it. Buffalo Wild Wings used to like, back in the day, man, you go there,

get yourself like a, I don't know, like a chicken on weck sandwich. Call it a life. Chicken on weck? What do you think the BW3 was? What the? A chicken on weck? It was Buffalo Wild Wings and Weck. Yeah, but I never...

I know that now, but I never heard BW3s up until people started saying it. And I was like, what the shit's that? Because it was called B-dubs back in the day. Yeah, B-dubs. Yeah, it was B-dubs back in the day because it was BW3s up until people started saying it. And I was like, what the shit's that? Because it was called B-dubs back in the day. Yeah, B-dubs. Yeah, it was B-dubs back in the day because it was BW3. And then they changed it because I guess they got rid of WEC. Because, you know,

I guess no one knows what WEC... I don't know what a WEC is. WEC is the type of bread. It's the... Usually a beef on WEC. It's the, uh, usually a beef on weck. It's like a western New York thing. Huh. Like, weck is, it's like a, how do I describe it?

It's, uh, it's like a kosher salt and some type of seed on top of it. Carraway seeds, I think. I think I've heard of those. Yeah. It's called a kummelweck roll, is what it's actually called. Huh. It definitely seems very German.

It does seem German. I just clicked on Buffalo Wild Wings, and they got... It's Oktoberfest. Get 9.99 one-liter steins. Try Weihannstaffner Festbier, or Samuel Adams Oktoberfest. Get $9.99, one liter steins. Try Weihensstoffner, Festbier, or Samuel Adams Oktoberfest. I actually had some Sam Adams Oktoberfest. Yeah, it used to be called Buffalo, Wild Wings, and Weck. Hence BW3.

And then they changed it for some reason. But it doesn't matter because as I look at their Wikipedia page, it shows their operating income's down, their net income's down, their total assets are down, their total equity's down. Yeah, basically, they shit the bed once they got rid of the WEC. Facts. Damn, dude. Facts. They got rid of W bed once they got rid of the WEC. Facts. Damn, dude. Facts.

They got rid of WEC, and then they became a WEC. Got them. Except for their mango habanero is pretty good. Right, right, right. But you can get mango habanero anywhere these days. That's true, yeah. But there specifically, I've had some others. Too much mango.

Too much sweetness. You want that spiciness. Too much mango. I sound like Review Bra now. Too much spiciness and not enough mango, but some have too much mango, not enough spiciness. I guess at one point they served beef on weck there. I guess they don't have it anymore.

That just sounds like a street. You take a left on beef on weck and then you go right. Take a left on weck. Go take that right over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got it. You got it. I just don't know.

So, overall, get rid of the term boneless wings, please. Yeah, that's what we're trying to say. If they do that, they'll increase their revenue. I don't know. Don't say that. All right, well, that's it for us.

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