Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 258 - Train Rides With Crendor

Episode Date: October 12, 2020

This week the boys return from doing what they do every week, which is find strange things to talk about.... except Jesse. He did nothing. Also two men get in a fight over almond milk and pokemon card binging is a rich youtuber thing now?! All this and more on this brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 15% off your first order and free shipping! Visit http://joinhoney.com/COX to get Honey for FREE today!

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In the morning! Broadcasting live, live, live, live, live! In 4-hour recording studio. Recording! Wake your ass up! It's Goss and Trendog in the morning! Goss and Trendog in the morning! Hello everybody, welcome to an exciting episode of Gatsby Grand Dwarf in the morning. Yeah, it depends.

What now? I mean, sometimes it's exciting, sometimes it's not exciting. Why would you throw us off like that? You could have said, today is going to be the day, it's going to be super exciting. Just being realistic, sometimes we're not as exciting as other times. I disagree. I think we're always exciting. I disagree heavily. Well, that's

a you thing. There's times where I feel like, you know, you go out there on the sports arena, and you only put up like eight points. Other times, we're like going back and forth putting up like 40 a piece you know wait so you're saying you're always putting up 40 and i'm over here just putting up eight some days no i'm saying sometimes we're both like we're both not even

we're airballing it so but you're telling me we scored 16 points a professional game that's very good i mean there's times where we both airball and we both come out of it with zero points. Well, not all of us are Jordans. That's true. But even Jordan has zero points days. Yeah, see? So there you go. Yeah, he got old

and he couldn't play baseball. So take that Michael Jordan. Take that Michael Jordan and your millions of dollars. Just like us, you can't play baseball either and worldwide globalization knowledge acknowledgement um hey how's it going it's not going nothing is going zero is going this is this was an incredibly boring week all i did was work trying to wrap up projects and finish things and things i can't even talk about so totally un-podcast worthy

things happened i'm trying to be safe trying to be good i just i miss the days when i could actually you know go out and do things well you're also very like like me doing things my doing things is probably a lot different from your doing things i believe that i just i don't know i just i'm like i i'm cooped up and i've got an energy that needs to be unleashed and i'm afraid i'm gonna unleash it in unhealthy ways like my doing things is like i go to the gym i I get, like, a hot dog, I go to Target, I go to, like, I don't know, the container store, and I wear a mask, and then I'm like, wow, I did a lot of things today, and then I go home. Like, that's my doing things. I can't, but do you even buy anything at the container store? You just go to look.

Why would I buy something? Well, sometimes I do. Sometimes I go look, and I'm like, oh, some cool stuff, maybe I'll buy something. And then the next time I go look and I'm like, oh, some cool stuff. Maybe I'll buy something. Then next time I go then I'm like, dude, maybe I need a container. Then sometimes I do. So I buy it. Do you have a secret room in your apartment that I wasn't privy to? There is.

Under the stairs. There's a big ass thing. It's like where Harry Potter lived, but it's filled with containers. Of what? What do you have to contain? Well, there's like holiday stuff there's like old video game boxes there's like i don't know it's random shit all right i mean okay yeah and then you never know sometimes you want to replace a container sometimes you just might be a little like a gizmo or Gadget, the container store. I love the container store.

It's a great store. I've never heard anyone ever say that. Ever. I love the container store. It's a great store. It is. That is something a psycho killer says. I love the container store.

It's a great store. It contains all the things that I need. Oh my God. Okay. So I had stories last week, but now I can finally tell them. Okay. Okay. So my friend, my YouTube friend Nixxiom came to visit from North Carolina.

He drove up here because he'd never been to Chicago before. And so I was like, all right, I was going to give him the Chicago experience. So I was like, we'll take the train downtown. You just, you know, you have to wear a mask now. I don't know if you wear a mask there, but you got to wear a mask here. He's like, all right. So we got on the train. We're all wearing masks.

And oh, my God. I had. Okay. So. Wow. You had to pause and brace yourself yeah oh it was quite possibly the craziest train ride i've ever been on so there's this guy maybe late 40s uh and he's just sitting on the train and he was talking because they like space everyone out now too so you can't just like i'll they like i don't know they they have better spacing on the train so like we're sitting there

and he's just talking and i don't know if he's talking to this other woman or not and she's on her like i her like airpods or whatever and she's talking and i'm like are they talking to each other or is she talking and he's responding to her but he doesn't realize they're not talking and then she'd talk and he'd say something but i didn't know if she was talking on her phone or if he's like or what's going on okay and then that was like the most basic thing that happened right right there i'm like okay whatever that story had no like, and then? You couldn't tell if they were talking?

That's it? Period? Well, that was just that part. I couldn't tell if they were talking. So I was like, whatever. So, then, oh my god. This guy. Same guy? No, a different guy.

Wait, so is that story over? A little bit. The same people will be involved in the... Okay, all right. There better be a payoff because that went literally nowhere. Oh, my God. No, there's a payoff. Trust me.

This guy comes in off the train and full blast says, what up, my racist word? Yeah, okay. And we're like, okay, by the way, this guy looks like Meth Head Eminem. Okay? Like, straight up, Meth Head Eminem. So we're just like, alright, okay, just don't make eye contact. And then he goes, yo, bro.

Like, yo, are you a royal? Or like, he just says something and the guy's like, used to be. And then they start talking. And he's like, yo, like, that shit's crazy, man. Like, I went to jail, you know? I went to jail. And he's like, starting to yell. And he's like, I went to jail because you know what I did?

I tried to steal a car. And you know what? The police were on me faster than you can believe. I was like, don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. And then he is like, what? Then he goes, he looks at the woman. He's like, what about you, sweetie?

What are you, where are you going? She's like, I'm going downtown. And like that's cool that's cool she's like let's go downtown he's like i hope it does that's where i'm going to anyway you know what i've matured i've matured since i stole that car and you know what i've done crazier shit i stabbed a guy in the neck but i got past it what and i was like yeah he said he stabbed a guy in the neck but i got past it what and i was like yeah he said he stabbed a guy in the neck it gets better then he said man but like you know when you like when you stab a guy like that shit gave me crazy dreams crazy dreams and he's like you know what but this other guy he was like yo just take some of this take some of this and you'll forget about it and so

i started taking it but i got addicted to that shit. You know what I'm saying? And I was like. I would have paid any amount of money to have been there with you. Because I know how awkward that whole thing would have been for you. Like, just. No, it was. It was.

And then I was like, I was like i was like should we should we change train cars should we just like train i don't know if we should change train cars and then i was like i got i gotta hear what's happening like i can't so we uh we just keep sitting there and he's like what about you man like you ever go to jail and the guy was like yeah i went to jail like i said 20 years ago i live up north now you know i hear the blue jays chirping i hear the cardinals i hear and he started he named like five different birds like he's a bird watcher man the man loves birds now i get it and then he was like uh uh yeah yeah, I just love birds. And he's like, that's cool, man. That's cool.

You got 50 cents. That's where the grip was. Yeah. And he's like, yeah, I do got 50 cents. All right, cool. And then he turned to the woman and he is like, yo, what about you, sweetie? You got like 45 cents or something. And she's like, no, I got family in Tennessee, though.

What? Wait, what? That's what she said. He said, do you have 45 cents? And she said, no, I have family in Tennessee, though. What do you think she thinks he said? I don't know, but then he was like, you ever live that thug life? And she was

like, I used to live it, but I grew up. And he's like, like that's cool I dated a girl she was ghetto as fuck and then I was like alright well they were like next stop is blah blah blah and I was like oh wow this is our stop let's this is where we change cars then we just change I was like oh my god

I would have asked I would be like yo this guy's got 45 cents and pointed directly at you I'm like, this guy's got 45 cents and pointed directly at you. I'm like, dude, this guy got change. I'm very happy you weren't there. Ben. I would have invited him into your life. The Chicago trip didn't end there.

So we're downtown. We're in the train station thing, right? And I'm like, all right, I'm going to go to the bathroom. Go to the bathroom. There's a man at the urinal. Okay? Like at the end of the urinal. As they tend to be, yeah.

And he's just looking at the urinal, and he's just going, bing, bang, bam. Bing, bang, bam. What? Bing, bang, bam. Is he naked? What is happening? I think he's just peeing i was i was just like all right how old was this guy i was just looking

i don't know like 40 so i was like all right you know just do it and then he goes how about those debates last night and i kind of looked i was like is he talking to me still looking at the urinal I was like nope don't not even gonna look and then he's just like how about those debates last night and he said it again and I was like I'm not gonna say anything and then he just said

bing bang bam and then he walked out he was just a fan of the debate he was a fan of the debate there's the last one was not as eventful it was just some fan of the debate. He was a fan of the debate. The last one was not as eventful. It was just some guy that was like, sir, sir, did you see that guy the way he parked? Did you see the way that guy parked, sir? And I was just like, hey, everybody, look, McDonald's. Let's walk over there.

Then he's just like, sir. I didn't even know if he was talking to us or me or whoever, but I was like, I'm not getting involved. Your inability to handle crazy people is one of my favorite attributes about you. You're like, I don't know what to do right now. I love that. The more. I mean, I know what to do. You don't interact with it.

I strongly disagree. If someone comes up to you and says, sir, he moved my car, you look at him and you say, what car? There's no car there. What are you talking about? Nope, that's, I would not do that. Oh, I would be like, oh, this guy, yeah,

he moved your car, and I'd point directly at you. So that was essentially a trip, but I forgot the one part after he said he stopped dating a girl that was, quote, ghetto as fuck because she was immature. And I was like, immature. You just tried to steal a car and went to jail. Admittedly, that was more mature than that. That was in the past. That might have been in the past.

He was dating people. Yeah. Yeah. That was a man. That was that was uh man that was that was one of the craziest trips i think i've ever had downtown well you certainly had a little adventure i didn't even have that i have no weird stories nothing happened seven days went by and literally nothing of a ridiculous nature happened. It was just work and like working out and like trying to live a normal life.

I guess that's what most people do. What a loser. Let's see. I built my Warhammer Chaos Gargan because they sent me a big Chaos Gargan or Mega Gargan. How dare you? How dare you be like, what a loser? So anyway, I built my warhammer chaos well he's a mega gargant all right he's very cool um and then oh my god so i saw sinvicta tweet and

he was like yo it was cool watching logan paul open pokemon cards and i'm like sinvicta why are you watching logan paul so i went to look and I was like, what the shit? Logan Paul bought like a hundred thousand dollars of Pokemon cards. And so apparently Logan Paul has just been opening Pokemon cards, looking for really rare Pokemon cards to sell. And I was like, dude, I have Pokemon cards. So I was watching him opening them and like, he's like, oh yeah, it's gotta be first first edition it's gotta have like a thick stamp it's gotta have like centering it's gotta have good stuff and i was like dude where are my pokemon cards so i started looking them up rarest one i got i got a blastoise holographic but it's not first edition so other like if it was first edition i'd probably get like a few thousand dollars for that thing but it's not so it's like 60 i uh and then what is what is what

is how i mean this is like what you've been doing for a long time except you did it with hearthstone which is valueless uh but also like i've seen you know aaron from the game grumps literally just open magic the gathering cards is this a thing people do now where they just open cards because like look i have way too much money i'm going to buy these cards and if I happen to get one it's like playing the lottery but you just have a lot of shit around your house now yes

but and then well magic actually sent me a bunch of magic cards and I was like shit dude this is awesome so I was opening magic cards but they don't sell for as much as like old rare Pokemon cards so I was trying to look through my old rare Pokemon cards but the only other one I have is I have like a yellow cheeks Pikachu e3 which is worth like 50 or so valuable magic card or not magic. Pokemon card. I think it's a holographic first edition Charizard that's like in pristine condition.

Valuable Pokemon. The five most valuable Pokemans. Number one is Pikachu Illustrator. It's Pikachu and Pikachu has pens and stuff. It says Illustrator. It's Pikachu and Pikachu has pens and stuff. It says Illustrator. Pikachu Illustrator. One of the earliest cards to come out of Pokemon franchise was the promotional card of Pikachu

that was given out to winners of an illustration contest in 1998. An estimated 20 to 39 copies were issued. Wow. Oh my God. Heritage Auctions sold one for $54,000 in 2016. And in 2017, an eBay seller was asking for $100,000. Next is the Charizard card.

Yeah. I think you were talking about. One was sold for $11,000. Yeah, the Charizard. $12,000 roughly. Then there's Goods. What the hell? Master Key prize card?

Given out during the 2010 card championship in Japan. Only 34 copies. Wait, so why is... Oh, the dragon-esque creature was first seen in 1999. Nearly 20 years later, a perfect 10-grade card. Oh, so basically it has to be, like, mint condition. Yeah. Pre-release Raichu.

Pre-release. Oh, my goodness. If there's, like, errors on it, like, one of them is, like, if there's, like, a bunch of inverted wb stamp airs like those are worth a lot of money because people are like oh shit it's misprinted so it's rare the n64 pokemon snap that's number five eight thousand dollars for that one card that's so crazy oh my god yeah that's why he was doing this i'm like dude do I have any thousand dollar cards So he's like no I don't

But I had hope $19.99 Blastoise $724 For that Blastoise I can't believe this is Alright I gotta look up magic So we know the number one card Baseline

If we ignore the one that was the super special one 12,000 bucks Alright so Magic the gathering Most valuable cards These I assume black lotus Is the most infamous one like everyone knows that one

Let me see What do we got here I'll go all the way to the bottom to number one I assume Black Lotus is the most infamous one. Everyone knows that one. Let me see. What do we got here? I'll go all the way to the bottom to number one. They're giving me number... The 15 most... I don't care about the 15 most valuable. Give me your top five. So there's Mox Jet.

The five Mox jewels. Great. $3,700. Underground Sea. $6,700 Underground Sea $6,000 Mach Sapphire Another one of the gems $6,100

Ancestral Recall Is the most ridiculously ugly looking card I've ever seen in my life That one is $6,500 Black Lotus The Undisputed King of Magic the Gathering Cards Yeah I was about to ask what is this Woo

It's been known to get $250,000 At auction It also goes as low as $150,000 Mama Mia That's just like a status symbol thing Like because everyone knows How valuable it is People buy's just like a status symbol thing Like because everyone knows how valuable it is People buy it just like You know the rich buy it so they can say they have it

Yeah it's definitely Yeah because the jump from the number 2 At 6500 To the number 1 at 150,000 I mean I guess that goes to the Illustrator Pikachu that was 75,000 compared to 12. Oh yeah. Interesting.

Well I just I think cards like card collecting and all that's cool but just there's so much that goes into it. It's that pristine top 10 card because like the one edge is slightly bent and the offsettering of the print is I'm just like I don't know man I don't know well we learned more than I thought we could ever possibly learn about cards but you know

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Traffic out there is going along. It is honestly just traffic, man. I mean, I don't't know people do this every day let alone every week like like how's the traffic doing oh i mean it's going along what do you want me to say you know you know like oh man there's a car accident down at the old 505 or something like you know figure it out like come on people in the olden days used to do it you'd just be like oh how's the traffic out there? You go, I don't know.

Let's go out into the traffic. Well, I guess that's why you listen to the traffic because you don't want to go out into it yourself before you leave. I don't know. There's some cars out there. Back to you. Thanks, Creditor. Now let's go over to Creditor on the Weather Desk.

How's that weather? Weather time. Weather time. Weather time. Weather time. Weather time. Sorry time. Weather time. Weather time. Weather time. Weather time. Sorry. Let's see. Do we have any weather requests for the day?

I'm sure we must. We must. Hey, could you guys do a weather report of Nothing, Arizona? Yeah, all right. Sure. Yeah. Yes. Yes, I can. Nothing is an uninhabited ghost town in eastern mohave county arizona population zero wait what mohave uh yeah yeah that one mohave all right so that means what if we go to Mojave County? I'll just say Mojave Valley slash nothing Arizona. 68 degrees tonight.

You got your clear skies. You got your low of 68. You got your winds coming in at 5 to 10 miles an hour north. All right. You got your humidity 20%. UV index 0 of 10. Your moon set is going to be 318 p.m but your moon rise can be 12 39 i don't know that's how they well that's what they want but okay

wait so the moon sets at 3 18 p.m does that even make sense moon doesn't it's the moon moon doesn't set it's just like the sun reflecting off the are you sure the moon doesn't set sure the sun reflecting off the are you sure the moon doesn't set no that's why i'm asking the setting of the moon below the horizon this is one of those things where okay right like everybody's like oh yeah the moon set everyone's like ha that guy's an idiot and then if they got asked the same question they'd be like all right what's the definition of moonrise moon set both moonrise moon set are defined as the moments when the upper edge of the moon's disk touches the horizon. Moon on the horizon is simply less visible than the sun is. In the same way the sun goes through shades of orange and deep red as it gets lower in the sky, so too does the moon. Although in this case, the moon is slightly more subtle as the moon is much less bright.

Look at you. Look at you, my friend, learning something new every day. Wow. Crazy. Wow. much less bright look at you look at you my friend learning something new every day wow crazy wow monday 100 degrees sunny uh tuesday 103 degrees sunny wednesday 104 degrees sunny thursday 97 sunny and wind friday 97 saturday 99 99 sunday 99 mond 99 Monday 97 Tuesday 96 Wednesday 94 Thursday 92 Friday 91 Saturday 90 Sunday 91 whoa cool and off there so if you go to nothing Arizona you'll you'll find nothing what were you gonna say I don't know what else you want me to say you just stop talking yeah I got nothing else to say it's still the weather what do you want me to what else you want me to say you just stop talking yeah I got nothing else to say just told the weather what do you want me to what else you want me to say you want me to talk about moon set some more all right well you're supposed to say and that's the weather yeah but normally you say a thing and then I say that's the weather but now we've the chemistry's off today right now what you made it this way just like what I was talking about earlier. You made it this way. We were knocking it out of the park.

We were going back and forth, knocking down three pointers, and now I just airballed it. You just threw it up and banked off the backboard, and now I got to call timeout. Timeout. Reset. Reset the play. Get the coach in here.

Timeout. All right. Get the coach in here. Hey, what's going on? All all right let's just drop a play all right we're gonna do a pick and roll you're gonna slide to the right all right let's try to get set the pick and if you can get open on the right side they're having terrible perimeter defense you could take it a wide open three and i expect you to make that one like you've been making in practice all right one two three break i think we're going to lose this.

With that attitude, that is why we're losing. Hey. All right, Grendor. That's the weather. Good job. Let's go to sports. Sports. Hey, welcome to the sports desk. How's it going?

I mean, it's good. Are you asking or are you being facetious? I was asking and being facetious at the same time. Excellent. So, we've got crazy sports news today. Dak Prescott had a terrible ankle injury. It was really bad. I don't know if you saw it on, like, Twitter or whatever.

You see it? No, I don't want to see it if it's that bad. Yeah, he essentially did the thing where you plant your foot and it gets rolled up on and the ankle goes one way and the leg goes the other and you're like that doesn't look right no so yeah that was bad uh i think he's getting surgery so hopefully he's all right and uh then uh in terms of the scores of sports, the Texans beat the Jaguars. Not good. 30-14. Where's Minshew?

Where is he at? Some guy sent me an image of Minshew and how disappointed he was. Damn. Minshew just wants to win. Yeah. He just wants to win. Yeah. He just wants to win. Come on.

We were on it for at least two weeks. Yeah. Now Minshew just said we made too many mistakes. Look, it's not even a real season. Now he just sounds defeated. It's fine. It's not even a real season. Yeah, it's practice season. Yeah.

Unless the Packers win the Super Bowl. That's the reason. Nah, not really. Ravens beat the Bengals 27-3. Panthers beat the Falcons 23-16. Falcons fired their head coach after starting 0-5. Raiders beat the Chiefs. I think that's the Chiefs' first loss of the season, actually.

It is. The Cardinals beat the Jets. Jets are bad. Steelers beat the Eagles. Rams beat the football team. Good fun news for the football team though. Alex Smith played for the first time since he like did some crazy

shit to his ankle and people thought he'd never play again and then he did. So good for him. Dolphins blew out the 49ers. I don't know how that happened. Cowboys beat the Giants. Browns beat the Colts. Don't look now but the Cleveland Browns

are 4-1. They're doing it. Crazy. And as of right now the Vikings are up 10-0 on the Seahawks. I hope the Seahawks come back to win because I don't like the Vikings. Over in the baseball. The Astros and the Rays are tied at one apiece over in the ALCS.

And over in the NLCS, the Braves and the Dodgers start on Monday. Monday, Monday. And then the Tampa Bay Lightning won the Stanley Cup final in the NHL. And as of right now in the NBA, it is 3-2 Lakers up in that series. And right now they are up in game six, 71-39. Oh, my God. If they blow that lead, that is awful because that's a 30-point lead. So it looks like the Lakers will probably win the NBA finals.

Damn. And that's sports. All right. What is our big news story of the day? Big news story of the day. By the way, just a heads up. People who send us big news stories of the day. I love that you send us Florida man stories, but sometimes Florida man stories are like too much.

Yes. I got a bunch of people sent me this week a Florida man story about a guy who, like the article, like the headline was funny. The headline was like, guy arrested for having all the things. But if you read the story, literally like the story is about a man who has computer filled with child porn trying to have sex with animals like all these like crazy things i'm like y'all i just don't know that that's the story for us right like it's not like uh we're trying to keep our stories not really messed up yeah like they could have a funny headline but the actual story might be crazy or like nothing where like someone dies

yeah I don't want to like yeah nothing where it's terrible we just need a like there's a difference between sad meth head and hilarious meth head yeah exactly that says you know guy on the train

guy on the train I was on hilarious meth head yeah like know the line between hilarious and really sad yeah um so i found a pretty good one i thought all right whole or almond milk fight over which is better lands florida man in jail you know what he's passionate that's that's what that is yeah he's passionate about one of the milks i don't know which milk he's gonna like what's your find out we'll find out i'm gonna say florida man 100 normal milk he's like almond milk that's for the gays i'm telling you it's gonna happen that is probably something florida man would say yeah i'm gonna i'll bet with you

i think he's gonna say whole milk all right uh a debate over milk on sunday land that a florida man would say yeah i'm gonna i'll bet with you i think he's gonna say whole milk all right uh a debate over milk on sunday landed a florida man behind bars justin anthony garcia 30 is charged with aggravated battery and a facebook post authorities wrote that garcia quote cried over spilled milk because the victim wouldn't agree that his choice of milk was obviously superior. A criminal complaint states that a deputy responded shortly after 2 p.m. Sunday to a home in Lay Acres where Garcia and his cousin were arguing over which is better, whole milk or almond milk. Wow, this is happening at 2 p.m. All right. Late start.

Their verbal argument became physical and garcia became enraged at the victim for disagreeing with him uh he then proceeded to punch him with a closed fist garcia's cousin tried to punch back but missed his face his blow landing instead on garcia's shoulder that's when he pulled a pocket knife. The victim became scared and ran away, and he chased him through the front yard. Garcia caught up with him and struck him with the knife, and then Uncle intervened at that point and was like, what the shit are you guys doing? The witness was working on the victim's vehicle in the driveway

when he heard Garcia and the victim argue over almond milk. It was not clear from the record which side of the issue Garcia was arguing in favor. How is the most important part of the story not included again? How do they not find this out? How do you not find who? How did nobody ask? When a deputy spoke to Garcia, he said his cousin,

who is the victim, thinks he is better than the whole family. Oh, the cousin's definitely almond milk kid for sure. Oh, yeah, he's definitely almond milk. And he's like, I'll kill you over this. Yeah. No one ever drinks whole milk and is like, I'm just better than you. Like, that doesn't happen. That's 100% an almond milk person thing.

That doesn't happen. That's 100% an almond milk person thing. Garcia claimed that the argument was about the pair's prior issues and that his cousin came after him with a stick. He said he was defending himself when he punched his cousin, denied using the knife. I like that really it's not about the milk. It's about prior battles they've had. Oh, yeah.

He said he liked pizza Lunchables, and I said I hate pizza lunchables. They're gross Why would I make my own little crappy pizza that you can't even cook? The deputy Found the pocket knife in his pants. He was arrested released on 200 or $25,000 bond. This was the 10th? Wait, they show that Sunday's arrest was the 10th

for Garcia. Whoa. His arrest dates back to 2004. So, uh... Yep, he's got some... He's got a track record here. I feel like 10 arrests is probably enough to get you a one-way ticket to jail. Like, maybe you're not one for following societal rules.

If 10 arrests? Come on. Come on. His most recent arrest prior to Sunday was in February when he was charged with a probation violation. I just... Oof. Oof. Oof. Maybe that does border into sad.

Although, although, who knows? I just want to know what milk he's favorite. Yeah, I just, I don't care about his, like, messed up sad life. I want to know what kind of milk the fight was over. Yeah. That's all I want to know. And now I'll never know. Based on what they're saying,

it sounds like because he called the cousin stuck up, the cousin likes almond milk. And he's like, whole milk is far superior. Almond milk tastes like almond juice. You suck. Yeah, I think we're onto something there.

I feel like we've stereotyped enough of this to realize exactly what's happening. Yeah. Easy. No doubt. All right. Well, that's it for us. Thank you so much for listening and watching.

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