Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 259 - This Town is Crazy

Episode Date: October 19, 2020

This week the boys return and Jesse has a strange tail to tell about the seeder side of Los Angeles. Meanwhile Crendor discovers another strange place he never knew existed and Florida man continues to be the gift that keeps on giving. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://getquip.com/CRENDOR to get your first refill FREE! Go to http://harrys.com/cox and redeem your trial offer today!

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Hey, what's going on? Hello everybody, welcome to an exciting episode of Cocks and Crandall in the morning. Yeah, yeah. Hey, what's going on? Uh, man. I didn't think that far. Uh, you were very excited. I thought today was the day. You came in excited. You weren't at all like, hello. Right? I was very, I was thrilled about that and it was all a lie.

Uh, man, it could just be the weather. It's probably just the weather. Well, that's later in the show. You can't do it now. Well, I actually know what I've been trying to do is I'm trying to start a morning routine. What does that even mean in your world? I know what it means to most people, but what does it mean to you? Okay, so when I normally wake up, I'll either do a few things.

I'll either sit in bed and look at my phone and then get up. Or I'll just get up right away and then I'll make my coffee and then I'll like, you know, kind of chill out. Sure. And then sometimes I'm like, you know what, let's see if anyone's streaming. Sometimes like Sam or Gmart, they're like streaming League of Legends. I'm like, yo, I'll play league and then i play league for two hours those are usually the worst mornings because you you play league and then you know days ruined yeah no i get it yeah i got it so i was thinking about it and i was like okay what if i like i like plan out a morning routine or something right so i looked up online

like morning routine psychology things to do when you get up in the morning the biggest things were uh like take a couple minutes just like chill out all right that's like one of them but the one i liked was like journal for five minutes where you write down the things you want to get done that day and i was like yeah i'll do that so i did that and i did it i got done like eight of my ten things i wanted to get done that day so i did that and i did it yeah yeah because when you sit there and you think about it and you're writing down stuff you got to get done you're like all right i gotta do this i gotta do that i gotta do that and then you start like checking them all off you're like hey you hey, you know what? Today feels productive.

Well, if you were to just do that randomly, you might feel productive. But having that little list you made in the morning and then checking it all off, you're like, yeah. Nice. Good job, me. You're like your own daily Santa Claus. You're making a list. You're checking it twice. You're going to find out if you were naughty or nice.

I get it. Man, I guess I was nice. I guess so. Mine would all be nice. I get it. Man, I guess I was nice. I guess so. Mine would all be naughty. I don't know. What do you do when you wake up in the morning? Oh, my God. Lately, I used to actually do things.

Now, well, all right, that's a lie. This past week, I've been 100% the entire time. But during most of COVID, I wake up at, I don't know, 8 a.m., 9 a.m., and then lay in bed for two hours looking at my phone, doom scrolling through like out of control people be like well i guess i'll make some coffee which by the way if you have it available near you there is a this isn't for you crendor because you won't do this it's already pre-ground but there is a coffee uh there's a coffee that is Coffee, turmeric, cinnamon, and black pepper It's good That's like a chai coffee It is delicious It's so good It adds a little flavor to your coffee

I was not expecting it And I saw it was on sale and I was like bam got it Then I discovered there's a Starbucks version, and now I need to try that. Do they actually have it at Starbucks? I don't know if they actually have it there, but I know they sell it at the grocery store. I don't know what variety or where. I need to discover this, but I found out. I was talking to a friend.

He was like, oh, yeah, yeah, Starbucks has that. I was like, what? And I went online, and they totally do. Starbucks has that? And I was like, what? And I went online and they totally do. So now I need to figure out where that's at because I imagine it is of an equal and probably more prevalent variety than the random bag I found for cheap at the grocery store that they were like, we're getting rid of this.

I'm like, I like it. I like it a lot. So maybe I'm the weird one. Well, I'm into it. Paleo coffee? No, it wasn't paleo coffee. It's upstairs. It's like something.

It starts with a T. It doesn't matter. It literally doesn't matter. Turmeric, cinnamon, and something else. Yeah, well, the brand of coffee. But literally, the coffee itself is coffee. It's coffee beans, and then ground turmeric, ground cinnamon, ground black pepper.

That's it. It's like a spiced coffee. It's good. I can't even complain. It's good. Yeah. I like ginger turmeric tea. I've had that.

It's good. Yeah. I like ginger turmeric tea. I've had that. I mean, I imagine it has – Actually, I was about to say I imagine it has the same flavor profile, but I know that's not true because it tastes – the coffee tastes more like cinnamon. I guess cinnamon masks most of the flavor.

But it's good. Like, it's a straight-up solid choice. I imagine the Starbucks version is super expensive, but I'm willing to go in on a bag if I can find it somewhere. No, I want to try it just to try it. Right? It's not

bad. I'm like, oh, this is a little refreshing. It doesn't, you know, it tastes like coffee, but then there's like a bop at the end, and I like that. Yeah. Yeah, I like the bop. Right? The bop is good. By the way, speaking of bop at the end and i like that yeah yeah i like the bop right the bop is good by the way speaking of bop oh my god yeah i you know this was like this is like a hit bop you know like a bop when you get hit right all right trying to explain for the people at home

like what the hell are you talking about um so this week i was going to tell you about this earlier this week but i was like i'm to save it for the podcast. All right. So I was at the gas station, which again, the famous gas station that I always go to where everything goes down and it is crazy. So I went there to get gas. And while I was waiting in line, because I'm going to get a drink while I'm here. So I go inside. Inside, checking out the wall of chips. You know, it's a gas station.

The wall of chips. Or crisps, as they're called. There was this woman who, I will say, was a complete mess. Looked coked out of her mind. Looked very drugged. I don't know. It was bad. Dressed in an overly large t-shirt.

Her socks and shoes were dirty as shit. She looked gone. But, but, and I say this as just, you know, an experiencer of the world. Gorgeous. Like, she was beautiful in a very, like, naturally beautiful. Because trust me, there was no makeup on. She looked like a mess. But she was gorgeous.

But she also, I didn't know if she was just, you know, a junkie or if she was homeless. I didn't know her at all and personally didn't care i just noticed like oh wow she's beautiful and so i got in line with my drink and then from behind me i hear the dude uh who's standing behind me turn to her and be like hey do you need any help uh anything you good and at this point you know no matter what a person looks like, I am minding my own business. You know me. You and I are like, nah, I'm just minding my own business.

That seems like a lot. This dude's like, hey, you know, is everything okay with you? Is everything all right? And she completely ignores him. And he's like, you know, you're beautiful. You're, like, beautiful. You know that, right? And already I'm like oh no oh no so i

turn around and look to see who this guy is imagine the most la douchebag you can imagine this guy it's that like it's that dude yeah it is that dude he's like you're beautiful like i know i know you're probably going through some shit but like if you want to come with me i can make you a model i promise you and i And I was like, oh, no. Oh, no. And this girl was like not even acknowledging him. And I don't think it was I'm ignoring you. Leave me alone.

I think it was like she was in her own world. She was like talking to herself about chips. And I was like, oh, boy. And the guy was like, come on, let's get out of here. Let's get out of here. And I was like here and i was like should i say something should i do something i don't like this is really weird he's trying to like usher her out the door and then another guy stops him he's like dude whoa whoa whoa leave my girlfriend alone bro and the guy was like oh i'm sorry look i was just saying she could be a model i feel like you know we can't you know if we get her cleaned up like she's gorgeous dude gorgeous and the guy was like i know he's like leave her alone and the guy's

like all right and he leaves i was like oh well you know what thank god someone else stepped in to like resolve that issue boyfriend or not whatever and the girl looks at the new guy and says who are you after the guy leaves and he's like he's like sorry i was just trying to save you from that like it seemed seemed like you didn't want to leaves. And he's like, sorry, I was just trying to save you from that. It seemed like you didn't want to go with him. He was trying to make you go with him. And he's like, God,

you're beautiful. And I was like, oh my God, this town is gross. I was in line. I got to the front of the line as he said that. And the old woman behind the counter

looked at me and I looked at her and we were like, this town is so gross. This town is the worst. And he's like, you town is so gross. Like this town is the worst. And he's like, you're just so beautiful. And I,

you know, I have a hotel room around the corner. If you want to like come over, we can get you all washed up. I'm like, you know, I can give you a place to stay for the night. And I'm like,

what is happening in this place? And so I go to turn around to be like, whoa, I don't think that's what she wants. And as I turn around, the guy looks at me and he says, he says like, none of your business. I'm talking with the lady. Like I didn't even get a word out. Like he already knew what he was doing was wrong.

He already knew what he was doing was wrong. And then, and he was like, don't say a word. And I just looked at him like, are you kidding me? And then the lady behind the counter goes, you need to get out. You need to get out, sir. And the guy was like, I'm just trying to help her. She's in a bad place. Like, you don't even know this lady, dude.

And he's like, oh, I think I do because I was in her place once too. I was like, so you're going to use her? That's so gross. And meanwhile, this poor girl has not a clue what's going on. She's still looking at chips. She's still looking at... I was like, oh, this girl is out of her mind. And so

the lady behind the counter's like, you need to go, sir. And the guy's like, I am going to go, and she's going to go with me. And the woman comes out from behind the counter in front of me and just pops him right in the face. He goes,

get the fuck out of my store, sir. I was like, it was incredible. It was incredible. The dude dropped and like crawled out the, the doors open. He like crawled out. It was incredible. The dude dropped and crawled out. The doors opened. He crawled out.

It was amazing. And the lady pulled this woman towards the counter. And she's like, all right, honey, I'm going to get you. What chips do you want? I'll get you a bag of chips and some water. And the girl was like, Funyuns. It's like the craziest voice. I was like, oh, no. Funyuns. Yes. We want Funyuns it's like the craziest voice I was like oh no Funyuns yes I was like oh no

and she um gives her the the Funyuns in the water and the woman was like honey you can have your drink for free I'm gonna deal with this and I was like really are you sure you don't need help are you fine she's like I got this I got this like So I, uh, like went to the car, started to drive away. And, uh, as I did, because the traffic there's terrible. So I had to like get out and then like back around to head back home. And I see this girl walk in the street again. I I'm still not sure if she had pants on cause she had a long ass white t-shirt and then socks and shoes. I couldn't tell you where she was headed, what she was doing with her day.

But she was sitting there with like a Coke in one hand and a half open bag of chips in the other hand, staring at the sign of a liquor store. And I was like, well, all, I'm just gonna keep driving. But I've never seen, like, first off, I've never seen someone look so down on their luck, but also be so incredibly beautiful. Like, naturally beautiful. But I've also never seen anyone

be so scummy as to pick up someone like that in a gas station twice two times in a row i was like wow what is happening in this it was it was weird dude i felt so sleazy i was like i don't i don't should i i don't i felt bad i was like should have done more? I just didn't know what to, I've never experienced that in my life. Not once. Thankfully, I guess the gas station lady has had her fair share of experiences because she was not having it.

It was great. That, I don't know what gas station. This is, this is like, this is not a normal gas station When you're here again If I can take you there You'll see It's right on this So it is on the intersection

Of It's very close to Washington and Lincoln Which is a major street It is on the street that leads directly to Venice Beach And it is on the intersection with Abbott County Boulevard, which is like a very hipster lot of pot shops

street, right? And so it is this perfect intersection of space and time where you have like the dudes from the beach who are laying out getting high all day. You have like the fact that there's an area nearby where there's definitely a homeless encampment. You have the fact that, like, it's all these, it's a perfect storm of, oh, no.

Plus, because it's near Venice Beach, it also is, like, all the L.A. dudes are around. And a lot of, you know, so you have this mixture of people who are living their best life and people who are really down on their luck and they all come together. There's times where like you can go to this gas station and all the cars getting gas will be over $80,000 cars, but in the same gas station parking lot or gas station, like, you know, driving area, there will be like six or seven homeless dudes sitting around at the bus stop or like behind the gas station like definitely doing drugs it's wild it's a wild gas station i've never seen anything like it it does have the cheapest gas in the area

though which is why i'm always there i'm no fool all i did was i googled it, and I found Wendy's Donuts and hot yoga. Here's the thing. Wendy's Donuts is on the intersection. If you go further towards the beach at Abbott-Kenney, and you see where Abbott-Kenney, it's literally right there. What? Box City. You're going down the wrong way, the other direction. Box City is the wrong way. I want to go to Box City. You're going down the wrong way. The other direction. Box City's the wrong way.

I want to go to Box City. You're going down the other direction. I just imagined a city built out of cardboard boxes. Like, welcome to Box City. You're like, oh shit, everything's made of cardboard boxes here. If it rains, we're in trouble. You ever just go somewhere and you just click around and Google maps or whatever and you're just like, wow, what's going on here? And you always find something weird.

I don't do that just that. The way I do it is I go to like apartments.com or realtor.com and go to an area that I like and I click around the houses and see what's for sale. And I'm always disappointed that it's always so expensive. But I like and I click around the houses and see what's for sale and I'm always disappointed that it's always so expensive. But I like to look. I like to see what people sell houses for. Yeah, I mean that's true. I like to see that. I just think it's fun. I'm like, oh, how much is this house?

The problem is that every time I do that I'm always blown away by what LA sells. There was a one bedroom house that was a one bedroom, it was like an apartment house. One million dollars. Oh my god.

But it was like a little tiny house. It wasn't even an apartment complex. It was just a house. But it said a house for small family. One million dollars and it was in the flight path of airplanes. I was like, so every night you hear airplanes and you're like, this every night you hear airplanes.

And I was like, this is ridiculous. One million dollars? It helps you go to sleep. You can literally buy a mansion anywhere else in America. Yes, facts. You could definitely do that. It's so messed up. I got to go to LA.

If you want to look like type in venice these are so apartments around me are the prices are all over the place but if you want to look at housing just go look up like venice beach go look up houses and you'll be blown away you'll be like how are people charging this much for this rundown shack. But because it's near the beach, they're like, $5 million. You're like, what? Who's paying for that? Yeah, first thing I just looked up, it's literally a shack. And it's $1.1 million.

Two bedroom, one bath. People think I'm joking. Then you go look at the houses and you see that they're rundown and terrible. Like, yeah, but it's a lot of money. Honestly, the people buying them are usually foreign investors who just buy

the property and never live there. Which sucks because that's ruining communities and stuff. Hey, here you go. If you want an actual mansion, it's 5.2 million. Four beds and five beds. I don't have that money.

What I want and what I can afford are two totally different things. All we gotta do is be like, you know, Jake, Logan, Paul. Right? And then open a bunch of Pokemon cards. And then get like eight Super Charizards and then sell those. You're still obsessed with that, aren't you?

You're still obsessed with the fact that the Paul brothers are just opening Pokemon cards and making a fortune. It just blows my mind they went from like disney channel to like making crazy vlogs and songs being like england is my city and then like having scandals and shit now they're just opening booster packs and growing out their beard like what the shit's going on that sounds that sounds right honestly that's i feel like that's what happens to everybody in this industry. You start off, you have hopes and dreams, and then you hit a point where you're like,

woo, yeah, money. And then they hit a point where they go crazy with the money and like drugs and alcohol and partying. Then they get like lawsuits. And then everything turns to shit. They grow their beard. They have like, I'm going into hiding. And then they just come out.

They're like, hey, guys, I'm looking at the the booster packs and now i collect like old spoons and shit i do not understand it but i wish it happened to me i would love to have that money i'd i'd be fine going crazy with a couple million yeah i wouldn't mind it. When's Twitch going to give me my contract to never leave? Where's my exclusivity? Yeah, where's my exclusivity? I'll sign you for like a $5 foot long subway coupon. I'll take whatever I can get. Yeah, man, I'll take whatever you got.

I'll take whatever you got from me. Yeah, but a million dollars would be better. Right. No, of course. Yeah. Man. A lot of YouTubers are now posting the whole, like, YouTube is no longer profitable. Right?

But there are also those YouTubers who are still making. Insane money. $40,000 a month, if not more. And I'm like, what do you mean no longer profitable? Guys, it's hard keeping up with these mansions and puzzles that I've got racking up the money. How am I supposed to afford them all? It's crazy. I'm like, you're making a fortune.

Just because you hired a team of 35 people that you have to pay now. That's your own damn problem. The editor, the secondary editor, the third string editor. That's your own damn problem. The thumbnail guy, the editor, the secondary editor, the third string editor. Yeah, that's your problem. I can't... There's so many people making these videos and now there's some people that justifiably

are like, look, I'm working my ass off and YouTube is screwing me. And I get that. But then you see people who you know are making a fortune say the exact same thing. And you're like, yo, calm down now. You need to stop this.

You need to cut this out. I know you're trying to jump on this like, I want your sympathy card. But like, nah, that ain't you. That ain't you, Logan. Yeah. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. But you know what is. It's not even a segue.

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to see who can win the million-dollar house. But joke's on them. Nobody's going to win that house. It's going to get demolished and turn into a bed and breakfast for two people who will be taking over that house on the new hit series, Venice Beach Bash Bachelorette Party 4.

Back to you. 4? I can't believe they made three more of those. Anyway, let's go to weather. Weather. I'm going to go to the weather of Vabo Bee. Vabo B? I don't know.

I was just trying to... Vabo B? I'm going to go for the weather of Vabo B? That's actually not a real place. I just made noises. Yes, no, I believe that. Someone said my hometown of Umeå, Sweden. Let's see the boys butcher that

pronunciation. I believe we have. Umea, Sweden. Let's see the boys butcher that pronunciation. I believe we have. Alright, Umea. Umea. Wait, but it's got like the umlau. Umea. How do you spell that? Um. Um. U-M-E-A?

U-M-E-A, but with a weird degree circle over the A. Do you think it's a degree circle? Yeah. Yeah. It's a degree circle. Umeu? Umeu.

Vesterbottom, Sweden. Umea? Umea. Umea. Do you think it's like, oh, Umeo. Umea. Umeo. I think it's like, oh, oh, male, male, male, our home and native land. All right. What do we know about this place?

It's 32 degrees Fahrenheit. Don't know about your Celsius. 55% chance of snow through 4 a.m. That sounds about right. Take a look at the 10-day. You got 33 on Tuesday, partly cloudy. Wednesday, 36 with rain and snow. Thursday, 42 with rain.

Friday a.m., showers. Saturday, partly cloudy. Then Sunday, 40 showers. Monday, showers. Tuesday, showers. Wednesday, showers. Thursday, showers. Friday, showers.

Saturday, showers. Sunday, showers. Monday, showers. Also, these showers, Sunday showers, Monday showers. Also, these are all like 40 degree showers. This is like some slushy rain or something. But this morning, rain and snow, intermittent, temps nearly steady in the mid 40s, and humidity 87, sunrise 741 AM, sunset 505 PM. It's, man, it's probably, and then it gets to nighttime so probably rains then freezes then rains then freezes and you just got ice everywhere so yeah

but did you know yeah that it is home to some notable athletes like bjorn ber, a beach volleyball player. So Bjorn Berg went from, like, the snowy Sweden to the beach? That's right. That's right. And Thor Törning, a retired Swedish mixed martial arts fighter. Wow. Thor Törning. Yeah. I love Thor Törning.

And also, I was also about to make fun of Anja, Maria, and all these, like, skiers, but I realized they're all gorgeous, so you win. You win. Classic Sweden. Classic Sweden. You beat me. I was like, now to make fun of all of your skiers. No, they're gorgeous.

All of them. Every last one. All right. You win. And it's right next to Nord mailing. They're mailing Nords. Ah, jeez.

It's also next to the Ume River, which is apparently it stands for Roaring River. Ooh, that's kind of neat. Yeah, I guess it means to roar. Also, apparently they have of neat. Yeah. I guess it means to roar. Also, apparently they have a giant paperclip.

What? According to their Wikipedia page, there's a giant paperclip. Why? Like a giant mountain-sized paperclip. Paperclip. I didn't find it on the Google image, so it must not be that important. Maybe it's not called a paperclip there. Maybe it's called like a... Oh, that's a clothespin.

Clothespin, whatever. Yeah. Paperclip? Who clips their papers with all those things? I don't know. Me. I don't know. Clothespin.

Who knows? It's not even under the Image oh wait no there it is Yeah they do have just a big clothespin There's like a big frozen Castle here what is this That's just you know northern Europe Oh I actually really like This clothespin because it's pinching a pile

Of dirt that's very clever That's very clever. Alright. Alright, Umeo. That's the weather. Okay, let's go to sports. Sports. Sports, we've got crazy stuff happening. Over in baseball,

Tampa Bay Rays advance to the World Series and they'll take on the winner of the Braves-Dodgers Game 7. Right now, it's tied at 2 at the end of the third. Wowee. Then over in the NFL, sad news, Minshew lost again. 34-16. This is not happening.

It's the team, dude. Darkest timeline. He's trying to will it, and they're just throwing in the trash. Broncos beat the Patriots. Titans beat the Texans. The Steelers destroyed the Browns. The Ravens beat the Patriots Titans beat the Texans The Steelers destroyed the Browns The Ravens beat the Eagles The Giants beat the football team

The Falcons beat the Vikings The Colts beat the Bengals The Bears beat the Panthers The Dolphins beat the Jets And the Buccaneers beat the Packers Which was a sad time And the 49ers are beating the Rams right now. And all the other sports are over.

Okay. What's our big news story of the day? Big news story of the day belongs to Florida man turns giant Home Depot skeleton into puppet. Okay. I can see where this is going. i have often thought of doing the same

thing there he is uh home depot's 12 foot skeletons very hot great rod commodity this halloween season and steve levy knew just what to do with his $300 decoration. Make it into a humongous wearable puppet. In a video recorded in Davie, Florida That's a Davie, Florida? There is now. He walks with a headless giant skeleton attached to his feet. Another video shows the completed

skeleton puppet perched on Levy's shoulders with a beautiful blue sky and white fluffy clouds behind the massive mass of plastic death. Let me pull the story forward. They're just trying to make this into some crazy story. He's just like, yo, what boss skeleton Yeah, he made a puppet out of

a big giant skeleton. My favorite part is that his head nestles right between his legs. It's very cool. Yeah. Then he said, I modified it, reconstructed it, and gave him a whole makeover from head to toe where it has now come to life. Yeah, I mean, it's very clever. His feet go in the feet of the thing. It's neat.

I don't know. It's not Florida, man. Any man could have done this. Yeah. Florida man had the chutzpah to do it. I'll throw in another Florida man for you. Florida man had the chutzpah to do it. I'll throw in another one. Okay. Florida restaurant owner allegedly beat up man over bad Yelp review.

Now that's Florida. All right, now we're in Florida. The owner of a barbecue restaurant in Oldsmar has been arrested after he beat up a man who wrote a bad review. Daniel Aron, 60, the owner of Georgia's Boys Barbecue was arrested for simple battery and booked into Penelope

I'm sorry, what was that? Simple battery? Simple battery. Simple battery. Whenever I hear that, I just think of an actual battery I put in a remote. He was arrested for AAA. He was arrested for AAA. He was arrested for

AAA battery. The victim had gotten multiple calls and texts from Arons threatening to beat his ass about a restaurant review. The victim appears to be... Wait, how? Was it in the newspaper? It was Yelp you said, right? Yeah, it was Yelp. Wait, so how did he find this

guy? Wait, the victim appears to be the son of Aaron's girlfriend. What? So it was his girlfriend's son who posted the bad review. Now that's a Florida story. He's like, now that's a good Florida story. My stepdad's restaurant sucks ass. Barbecue, More like Barbie Ew.

Well, I mean, that's good. I would have said Barbie poo, but it's good. Alright, we'll take it. Police said the victim went to his mom's house in Largo to talk about the threatening text. When his mother answered the door, Ahrens jumped on top of him and struck him several times. It is not known.

Arons figured out who wrote the review or how he figured out who wrote the review. Yelp says the business is being monitored. Arons is arrested on a charge of simple battery, but that's all they say. All right, hold on. I mean,

I feel like that says it all. What is this restaurant? Georgia's Barbecue. There we go. Here's the – Georgia's Boy. I just Googled it. Here's a review two days ago from Sam Chris.

Georgia Boy's Barbecue. Yeah, this place. Stopped through on my way to North Carolina. Was met with some very rude staff. Felt like I was being rushed to order like they had better plans. Finally received my food got back my car opened the sandwich and it had little to no barbecue sauce meat was dry as hell i went back in and the owner manager refused to even fix my order and demanded i get out if i

knew what was good for me never gonna come back oh my god someone, come beat me up for this review. It won't work out in your favor. I have a feeling dude's being trolled now. I don't know. Some of these are like from four months ago, too. Someone from four months ago

said, I ordered on a Grubhub before checking reviews. Chicken sandwich was pulled and it was terrible. It was unseasoned bad. Damn. Damn, dude. Look, you know, Georgia Boy makes food the way he wants. It still has three and a half stars, even with trolls.

I'm just saying, maybe we're the wrong ones. Yeah, I mean, honestly some of the pictures don't look too bad. No, like some of the brisket sandwich looks fine. Yeah. Some of the more sau't look too bad. No. Like, some of the brisket sandwich looks fine. Yeah. Some of the more sauced items, I'm like, maybe not for me. But you know what?

Sometimes that's all it is. They got some good things, some bad things. It's life. I mean, look. Established in 1992. They've clearly been around for a while. They know what's up. Yeah.

All right. Well, that's it for us. Thank you so much for listening. We will get y'all next week. But first, Crandor,, bop. All right. See you all next week. And as always, to be continued, double bell.