Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 293 - The Gaming Commissioner

Episode Date: June 14, 2021

It's time for an all new episode and boys return with exciting stories of the past week - is what we would say if we had any. How did we get so boring?! Meanwhile Crendor has had it with every game getting remastered and Jesse just wants to know what's going down with vortexes in Arizona! All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://meundies.com/CRENDOR to get 15% off your first order and free shipping!

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How are you doing, Mario? Is everything okay? Hello everybody, welcome to the exciting episode of Gax and Creddor in the morning! Woo-wee-uh. How are you doing, Mario? Is everything okay? You find the princess yet? Okay, that's nice. No, I don't find the princess. I was just watching some E3 stuff. And, uh, you know. Games. I mean games I mean games yeah that's true I uh I was watching E3 stuff too and I realized music makes 90% of games like selling it to me when you watch a

trailer and there's no music in it and you're like what the hell is this yeah it says a lot about the importance of music in your things you're creating, I guess. Yeah. No, music makes a lot of stuff. That's why you replace music in scenes and it changes the entire mood of the scene or the game or whatever you're watching, the movie. It's like that time where they had the trailer for the Mummy movie but without music and it was just like, ah, ah, whoa! It was like, oh no, this is not good. Honestly, I'm just waiting for the Nintendo E3. I want some Animal Crossing news

and I want more Nintendo stuff. New Mario Golf? Oh my God, I'm so pumped. The things that have really impressed me were the, man, what was that, Replaced, I think was the name of the game. It was like a cool little pixely looking game. That was neat. And then I know I'm probably going to get roasted for saying this, but New Battlefield looks like super cool.

It actually does. It looks really cool. Everybody's been saying that. Everyone's like, dude, New Battlefield looks pretty great. And I agree. Yeah, so those are the two that I've been really impressed with so far. There were some other games where I was like, oh, all right right when that comes out in 2023 or whenever that'll be fun but right now you know not a lot is on my radar because most of the things that are coming out don't come out for ever that's why nintendo too i'm hoping breath

of the wild too i'd love that love me some breath of the wild and then they uh then they all talk about the mobile games there's like and here's mobile games and i'm like i just remember that one e3 we're at where we saw pele when we were like sitting in the crowd and then they're like and now minions mobile and like nobody clapped except like five executives that were like yes all right time minions yes is this what's going to make me money i think it is Alright good Yeah It was That was an experience

When Pele walked out I've never been so shocked In my life I was like They dragged this man Out of retirement We got to see him We got him up on stage

And he was like Video games And you're like No Pele No But we got to see him in person it was amazing that was wild that was wild yeah uh that's when i realized like how formulaic a lot of the thing it's like ted talks it's like they they go up there like hello and welcome to my ted talk e3 today you're

in for a treat first up we've got something that you will not want to miss out on. I hate that you do it so accurately. I hate that you do it so accurately. This isn't for us. It's for you, the gamer, sitting at home, gaming. We love gaming, but we love your money even more. Todd Howard, is that you? Like I said, how robotic it is.

Like they don't just come up and be like, you know, gaming is just really a part of us. And, you know, we're speaking here from like experience. Like we play games. They're just like, one thing that we believe in is story. And story is a part of all our lives. Because our lives are stories. It's like, all right all right neat where's the game it's such a dead-on impersonation and that is it literally could be a video called every e3 ever

and that's just it that's it yeah oh my god it's uh actually what it's kind of like ted talks in a way i guess ted talks aren't as bad as that but they're like you know they're kind of up there like what i found in five minutes was that by researching about the independent life of prebiotic life forms that i could extend the human life by a vast majority of 55 years. Now this is my TED talk. And it's like, this shit's going on. One of the craziest things I noticed is that in order to make it more, I don't know, I don't want to say dress down, but I also want to say more relatable because I don't think

that's what it is either. But everyone, for example, the Xbox conference, one of the ladies came out and her pants were held together by string, like a piece of string. And I was like, you're all millionaires. Everyone on the stage is a millionaire. Why are you dressed like this? They got to relate. They got to relate to the gamer.

Gamers don't want business suits. They want casual. I guarantee you that happened in like a business room. Like, we need to dress like the gamer. Dress down. That's the whole point is they don't understand. They're just like, this is the gamer attire, right? Yes.

Gamer attire. It's just, you know. I don't know. You know? I don't know. My $500 white t-shirt, I feel like is very relatable, right? Everyone has a white t-shirt. feel like is very relatable right everyone has a white t-shirt yeah yeah yeah yeah sure like you gotta come out sporting your like shitty t-shirt that hasn't been washed in like two weeks and it's got like pizza stains and like chocolate and just sweat

if someone did that and the first thing they said was like we've been hard at work on our game i'd be like i believe this guy i think he really has i haven't slept in three days wow i can smell him from here i've been trying to get this done for you guys for weeks that'd be amazing yeah that's not healthy i feel bad for him but like also that'd be amazing Not healthy I'd feel bad for him but also that'd be amazing That's why you're making Games now right Yeah I'm never gonna do that

I'm never gonna be like The guy who's like hey welcome to My games conference I made a I made a game this year It was pretty good I guess I haven't really seen the outside world In three months so I hope y'all

are still doing alright anyway here's the trailer it's pretty okay and if you need me I'll be eating a hoagie I like this guy you seem so relatable this guy that's right I totally am very relatable

that's what I've been doing, just watching some E3 today What have you been doing this week? Oh my god, me? I have been doing a lot of Like, in office Goodness, working around Trying to get stuff fixed up here You know, just taking care of business

Trying to make things happen Unfortunately, if you're asking If I did anything cool or exciting this week, no. I did nothing. Nothing cool or exciting happened this week. I saw nothing cool. Nothing fun happened. I just worked.

And then, yeah, at night, I went home and watched Sweet Tooth, which is a show that's on Netflix that I guess is a comic that is, you know, one of those comics that's made into a TV show. And it was pretty good. And then, yeah, I mean, that was my week. I did nothing.

I spent a week on planet Earth and nothing really important took place for me. So, you know what? Sometimes I'm doing pretty good. Sometimes I'm doing pretty good Sometimes I'm doing pretty good The important question here Did you work out? Yeah, of course That's what I was doing while watching Sweet Tooth

Alright, look at that See? I have to find something to keep me interested Now I need to find a new show Thankfully, Lupin Season 2 came out on Netflix, so now I have something else to watch. What's that? Um, it's about

a French, it's a French show that is either, depending on how you want to watch it, dubbed or subbed. And it is about a criminal mastermind who is really impressed with Lupin, the gentleman criminal and um he uses his like you know books as inspiration to commit his crimes and of course all the cops

are stumped except for one cop who's like this is lupin and he's like no that's not true there's no way that guy that's what a dumb idea that would be which admittedly very dumb but there's like a cat and mouse thing going on and the guy at the same time has his kid he's trying to like look after and his wife is trying to move on with her life because she's like you weren't a good father and he's like trying to be a good dad but at the same time he's like trying to commit master criminal crimes it's pretty good it's just uh it's like some some Sherlock Moriarty thing Um Except the main character Is the criminal the gentleman criminal

Oh I see So it's kind of like you're cheering for him a bit Like you're cheering for the criminal Yeah like so the setup is that Years ago His dad worked for a very wealthy family And they had like some Magnificent jewel And um The His dad worked for a very wealthy family and they had like some magnificent jewel.

And the wealthy family lost the jewel, blamed its theft on his father. And then his father was sent away to prison where he died in prison. And I think it's that he killed himself, but maybe he didn't. Who knows? that he killed himself, but maybe he didn't, who knows. And so this boy basically raised himself, and he used the book, the Lupin books, to get himself through life and become a gentleman, a gentleman thief, if you will. And now he's seeking revenge on the family,

because it turns out that family, spoilers, didn't you know lose or have the the diamonds and jewels stolen but they it was like an insurance scam and uh so basically his dad was like died in prison for no reason so now he's like out for revenge and so he's trying to steal from specifically that family but he like also steals from other people because he's just, like, a thief, right? So it's that kind of show. It's super fun. I like the first season.

It was a little, you know, meandering at some times. But I'm always down for a good heist. And the very first episode is super clever in how they do the heist and, like, how, you know. It's one of those things where, like, a dude is, like, so damn cool. They're like, all right, I got to see what this cool guy is gonna get up to some more you know what i mean or it's like he's so stylish and so cool you're just like damn that guy i looked easy how he ripped those people off man i want to be like that yeah that's pretty cool i like that's uh it's like a different premise i like when when people do it, like try a little mix up, you know?

Mix up? A little mix up? A little mix up. Yeah, I haven't gone through Netflix shows while working out, so I like plowed through all of the new season of Castlevania and did, you know, Sweet Tooth and now I'll do Lupin and then who knows what else. I'll, you know, Sweet Tooth, and now I'll do Lupin, and then who knows what else. I'll, you know, see what else there is. I do it with things like Loki and things that are on Disney, but Disney sucks because they're

like once a week a new episode, which is like garbage town. I hate that. I hate it. Once a week. Where's my dopamine? I can power watch. I need answers immediately. If you leave me with a cliff power watch. I need answers. I mean, if you leave me with a cliffhanger, I want answers immediately.

I don't want none of that. Like, see you in a week, you big idiots. I hate it. It's see, I watch when I watch my show. It's usually while I'm Warhammer painting. Ah, so you're like half paying attention. Really? Yes.

It's, you know, it's kind of like background, but I'm kind of paying attention. If it's something I really want to watch, then I'll sit down and watch it. But otherwise, I just kind of paint to stuff. A lot of times, I also just paint to streams. I put on Bob Ross streams. It's kind of like painting with him. I love a good Bob ross stream they're so good because he was like he actually gave me a little idea because i'm painting my my little

miniature guys right and he was like now this painting i like to think that the painting's alive and i'm talking to the painting and i'm like this is a house where this guy lives and he's like you give your paintings little stories and i was like dude you can give your like little miniature guys stories like this is you know radus, and he fought in the Great War, but then he got his arm cut off. Is this Radimus? He snipped his arm off. Radimus?

Radimus. Oh, Crandor. Is he at least a rat? Is he at least a rat? Yes. Although it would be funnier if he wasn't. Right. He just looked kind of like a rat. But he wasn't a rat.

He was just a kakai. They called him Radimus. Because he had, like, a little, like, you know, he had a little rat in him. He was a little ratty. Radimus Maximus IV. So he's also an ancient Roman emperor. Yeah. Understood.

I don't know if they had Rome and Warhammer, but maybe they did. Yeah. I'm sure the empire, you can, like, you can get a little Romey in there. Yeah. Main point being, if you can add a little character to your things you're painting, it kind of brings them to life a little bit. I find that very funny that you have Bob Ross on while you paint. Bob Ross is immediate sleep time for Jesse.

If we were together and you were like, let's watch Bob Ross, I would be passed out in the next two seconds. Not because Bob Ross is boring. Because when I was younger, I would listen to Bob Ross while he was on TV. And I would take a nap in the afternoon. And he would knock me out every afternoon. I would come home, eat a bowl of cereal, lay on the couch, and watch Bob Ross. And Bob Ross would be like, happy little trees, happy little clouds. And I wake up a few hours later, my parents would be home, like, what have you been doing all afternoon?

I'd be like, studying. Yeah, I mean, well, it's just good for, you know, you can fall asleep, but it's good to just chill out. You don't got to pay attention. It's just like you're painting with somebody. You're painting with Bob. Yeah, painting with Bob. Painting with Bob. Yeah, you know, it's a little Warhammer paint.

And then, I don't even get here. I don't even know what I was talking about. You asked me what I was doing this week, and you ended up talking about painting with Bob Ross. You rat. Yeah, that's a good point. I don't even. What did you. All right, let me salvage this.

What did you do this week? Here's the thing. I didn't really do anything either. Oh, my God. We have. You're telling me we both somehow led two very boring weeks? Um, let's see.

I went to the store, bought some new shorts. Boring. Under armor. Boring. Under armor shorts? Boring. Yeah, but they're pretty neat though. Yeah, it's boring. Um, let's see. I out boring i ate food i ate the

i ate some food um grocery store boring um god i'm running out of things so far pretty boring oh man normie living your dumb normal life doing nothing although when i was buying my under armor shorts there are these two people behind me talking and the one guy was like dude you look like shrek to the guy next to him which i found funny because we literally just talked about shrek and i want shrek. And then the guy was like, who the hell's Shrek? And he's like, you know, the big green ogre guy. And he's like, oh, Shrek. Yeah, I kind of do look like him.

I mean, it's nice to know who you are. Yeah, I do look like Shrek. You turn around, he's just a giant green guy. Yeah, he's just like a big green man. Yeah, you're right, I kind of do. I think it's funny how his friend literally is like, hey, you look like this big green ogre from the movie.

And he's like, yeah, I guess so. Maybe that's why they're friends. Yeah. Maybe they're not even friends. Maybe he just randomly went up to him and told him that. Sir, you look like Shredder. Why, thank you, stranger. sir you look like shred why thank you stranger uh let's see i played i played wow you did play well classic yeah that doesn't count as doing something though that doesn't

let me tell you what i was doing and wow all right so i have my one druid i port to moonglade with buy the pattern for ruined ar, the Arcanite Rod, because everyone's got to make it for enchanting to get Burning Crusade enchanting. Hearth back, sell it on the auction house, make like 15, 20 gold. I've made like 200 gold by doing that. It's a grade A, grade A, full foolproof playing.

And I made 200 gold. So you're doing great. In the fictional economy of a game that came out 15 years ago, you're doing so good. I'm doing fantastic. Yeah. To be fair, I'm doing better than I did back then. Well, now you know. Now I know.

Oh, by the way, they were like, did you see that E3? They were like, we're remastering Life is Strange. I'm like, that game came out like four years ago. He's going to start remastering everything? Sometimes you just got to remaster. That's like if they remastered Overwatch. I mean, that's what Overwatch 2 is, basically. Yeah, but they're not saying it.

That's like, okay, 2015 games. Let's see. What if you remastered Super Mario Maker? Call of Duty Black Ops 3? Remastered. Dying Light? Remastered. Fallout 4? Remastered. I believe most of these could be

remastered. But it's like, just remaster older games. Like, alright. What if you go back to 2010 games? Let's go back a little further. 2010 games have been remastered, though. I feel like there's got to be a point in which there's a cutoff for remastering. Skyrim would just be re-releasing and remaking all the time.

There's no cutoff point. There's no cutoff point. You can do whatever you want. That's the problem. There needs to be like a commissioner. There needs to be a commissioner of video games. He's like, alright, let me make my ruling on this. No, you cannot remaster for another six years at least.

Create something new. Exactly. There's got to be one of those. Yeah. Video game commissioner. I will be one of those. Yeah. Video game commissioner. I will be the first video game commissioner. Oh, my God. Going back and looking at some of these old games, I'm like, wait a second. That came out in 2012? Like, Diablo 3 and Guild Wars 2 came out in 2012?

Yeah, dude. What about 2013? Grand Theft Auto 5? Battlefield 4? I thought that was like 5 years ago Well Anything else at all happen in your life Before we move on

Man We really got nothing this week We got nothing this week This is the nothing Hold on Let me look up something Maybe something happened to someone else. Okay.

Craziest thing that happened this week. All right. Craziest thing that happened this week. The craziest thing, seven weird things that happened this week. All right, okay, okay. This is 2013. This is 2013. I bet it's spinning. All right, all right This is 2013. This is 2013.

I bet it's fitting. All right. All right. Here we go. A stray dog taken in by a couple has shown a desire to wear women's underwear. That's a very strange thing. All right. Good.

Good. Yep. Another strange thing that happened. A job applicant to an American fast food chain stole from the tip jar. That's pretty wild. Pretty wild. Oh my god. 2013 was a different time, I guess. Scientists in China discovered remains

that prove cats have been living off humans for thousands of years. We know that. That checks out. Yep. A Picasso worth millions, recently sold for 100 euros. I guess there was a charity offer, and I guess someone screwed up, and it was a raffle or something, and someone won for 100 euros. Huh.

A man in Florida Walked into a convenience store And tried to trade a live alligator For a 12 pack of beer That happened Alright that's newsworthy right there A house Had cake stolen out of it

Someone made a cake and left it in the kitchen A guy broke in Stole the cake Shit dude An Oklahoma man Proposed to his girlfriend while getting arrested Someone made a cake and left it in the kitchen. A guy broke in, stole the cake. Shit, dude. An Oklahoma man proposed to his girlfriend while getting arrested. That was apparently very important. Do you think they're still together? Damn it.

I've got to look this up. All right, who is the person? Oklahoma man, Justin Harrell of Elk City. Elk City, dude. Justin Harrell of Elk City. Elk City, dude. Justin Harrell, Elk City, married. Justin Harrell, Elk City, married? Question mark? There is absolutely nothing.

This man, they locked him away, and that was it. That was the end. Man, you know, I like to think he's still happily married and having a good life. Still in jail. Still in jail, still happily married. He's got some elks. He's got... They put him in a cell with elks and everything's fine.

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All right, take a look over at the ocean. And here we go. All right, we got a backup of dolphins. Dolphins are backed up trying to get to the dolphin store to buy dolphin the dolphin store yeah that's a store run by a dolphin he sells what do they sell what do they what do they what do you consider dolphin things uh i don't know i haven't actually gone into the dolphin store ah all right well yeah i mean that makes sense yeah there's no reason to but the dolphins seem to really want to go in there and the Who knows what they're buying?

Then over here. It looks like there's a bunch of boats backed up. They're trying to get to the boat store I don't know why they want to go to the boat store buy more boats. I guess does it work there? I do believe a boat works there. It's a Bodie Bodie Bodie McVie Bodie McBoatface. No, it's just Bodie Bodie I do believe a boat works there. It's a boaty. Boaty. The Boaty McBoatface? No, it's just Boaty Boaty. Boaty Boaty? I think he's a distant relative.

Right. And he's selling boats to the boats, so, you know. That's weird. That seems wrong. That seems wrong on a lot of levels. Listen, I don't question it. I just report the traffic. Back to you.

All right. Now let's go over to weather weather time let's see we've got uh people ranking shrek movies actually what do they got this person says shrek 2 over shrek 4 over shrek over puss in boots over shrek 4d over shrek the christmas special over shrek is in love shrek is life over shrek, over Puss in Boots, over Shrek 4D, over Shrek the Christmas Special, over Shrek is in love, Shrek is life, over Shrek, those official Shrek Fortnite dancing videos of DreamWorks YouTube, continued. And they're all better than Shrek 3. Okay. I mean, everything's better than Shrek 3.

What the hell did I just say? Everything's better than Shrek 3. I can't even say Shrek 3. I can't even say better than Shrek 3. I can't even say Shrek 3. I can't even say it. Shrek 3. I can't say it. Someone wants a weather request for Sedona, Arizona.

Great. Sedona, it's a place all right. Sedona. Sedona, Arizona. Sedona is a place, all right. Sedona. Sedona, Arizona. Sedona, Arizona. I'll kick out Woppy for this one. Woppy activated. Sedona, Arizona. Weather as of 311 p.m.

Mountain Standard Time. 103 degrees. Fair. Excessive heat warning. Action recommended. Execute a pre-planned activity identified in the instructions issued by Flagstaff Arizona National Weather Service. The lower elevations of Yavapai County. What is happening? Description.

Excessive heat warning remains in effect till 6 p.m. Mountain Standard Time Friday below 5,000 feet. What? Dangerously hot conditions. Daytime temperatures ranging from 98 to 108 degrees then rising. This thing is broken. This thing is broken. This thing.

What the hell? 102 degrees. 114 degrees from Monday. Who wants to go there? That place sucks. This guy's rusty. All right, I'm going to take over now. There's some heat warnings there.

Drink plenty of fluids. Stay in the air-conditioned room if you got it. Stay out of the sun. Check up on everybody. That's pretty much the warning. Now we'll take a look at the air-conditioned room if you got it. Stay out of the sun. Check up on everybody, you know. That's pretty much the warning. Now, we'll take a look at the 10-day. All right.

Wait, we got the rest of this day. I didn't even see that. We got a high of 103. You got a low of 71. You got some 11-mile-an-hour winds, 14 on the dew point, 30.09 inches of pressure, 10-mile visibility you got the uv index at a 6 out of 10 and a waxing crescent moon now this is kind of crazy look at this monday 104 tuesday 107 wednesday 105 thursday 105 friday 103 saturday 102 sunday 101 and then finally it cools down on monday to 97 so i went to this website uh and i looked up

recommended things to do in in sedona arizona with 700 five-star reviews sedona vortex tour i was like what does this mean what is the sedona vortex tour here we go explore the magic and mysticism of natural vortexes on this small group tour departing from Sedona. Traveling the region by jeep, you'll visit several vortex sites around town and learn about their history, all with the help of an informative guide. Whether you feel the energy on your skin or experience a feeling of enlightenment find out for yourself the powers of a vortex keep things simple with a small group tour limited to 15 people for a more intimate experience what do they mean by vortex vortex vortex i don't know i'll see the all right let's

check let's check the definition of vortex just to clarify. A mass of whirling fluid or air, especially a whirlpool or whirlwind. Right, but that's not what they're showing here, people standing around rocks. All right. We've got a region within a body of fluid in which the fluid elements have an angular velocity. Nope. That is an actual vortex. It's like when you stir your

coffee, your creamer into your coffee or whatever. Wait, hold on. By jeep, head into the cave. The cave? What is happening right now? By jeep,

visit the first vortex where you'll learn how in 1981, What is happening right now? But cheap. All right. Visit the first vortex where you'll learn how in 1981, medium Paige Bryant identified these powerful grid sites, which have defied explanation for years. As you visit multiple vortices, you may start to understand why people from all walks of life have traveled here for enlightening experiences.

Feel the power of each site as you hear about its history. Learn about the cultural beliefs that surround it and think about its spiritual possibilities. Discover how vortices connect Chinese medicine, American Indian lore, and New Age mysticism and hear theories about how vortices affect Earth. Keep an open mind and let loose your skeptical, academic, and adventurous sides in order to make the most of your experience and find out if the Vortices hold something special for

you. Perhaps you'll end your tour back in Sedona feeling either enlightened or just happy to have gained a new perspective on the planet. This is like when people walk on the coals or some shit. It's like one of those spiritual things. You know what I mean?

I mean, I know. Spiritual retreats. I know what you mean, but it's like, so you drive into the desert and stand around rocks, and you're like, do you feel the healing energy? It does sound like what it sounds like. Listen, there's got to be some people that are signing up for this, right? Otherwise, they wouldn't do it. This, this, this.

The reviews are great. Five stars from Alina D. May 2021. This just happened. The missed memorable part of the experience was, capital W, the medicine circle with Buddha statues. was, capital W, the medicine circle with Buddha statues. Alongside the prayer flags,

ABD, the healing walk in the vortex. Moose was the highlight of the tour. He has great knowledge and communicates wonderfully. Five stars. There's like some Google reviews for it too

my guide crystal was a knowledgeable was knowledgeable in the unique qualities of the region geological american indian history shamanism american oh wait that's the thing my husband and i did a private tour with linda how many people are working here? A lot, apparently. Wait, what? Crystal Starweaver, far beyond surpassed all expectations of our Sedona Tours sunset. I love that. Crystal Starweaver is someone's name? Crystal Starweaver. That is a Star Wars character.

That person fought Luke Skywalker at some point. Wonderful combination of historical facts, geological information, and mystical enlightenment accommodated our group of six, was in tune to the group needs, and covered a large amount of the area in four hours. We felt she cared more about our experience than her watch. Extra bonus, she provided blankets, jackets, snacks, and water.

Can't wait to come back. This one says, Richard, April 2021 Waste of time This vortex tour was a waste of time and money It is not a vortex tour As represented We could have found out the same information

On the internet There are four major vortices in Sedona We saw none of them And Boynton Canyon We pulled over on the side of the road and were asked if we felt different because of the vortex in the area. The guide said they didn't have a permit to go to any of the significant vortices, including Boynton Canyon. There was another major vortex at the airport, but we were driven up to airport and back without stopping

or given any information about the vortex there. The only good things were the visit to airport and back without stopping or given any information about the vortex there the only good things were the visit to minor to a minor vortex at rachel's knoll and the emmy tabha stupa we wasted two and a half hours of our time over two hundred dollars i don't know what anything i don't know what the hell was just said there. Seemed angry, but I don't know what was said. I'm just looking at the pictures. Like, there's some nice scenery and stuff, but then, like, mixed into it,

there's, like, summoning circles and shit. That's what I'm saying. It, like, looks beautiful, and then they're like, and now we summon. You're like like what the hell is happening right now I hope someone who's like Into like Spiritual medicine is like Don't you like a vortice is a connection

To the astral plane Where you can summon the power of Healing To unleash your Shamanic energy Into your body Yeah I hope we get There's some people feeling the energy

The photo you just sent me Looks like You know whatever you see in Star Trek Like a Vulcan And they're like Vulcan mind power It looks like a bunch of dudes standing around like We are Vulcans doing something Vulcan-y.

Yeah. They look like aliens. These people look like they would go on this tour. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, for sure. That guy. All right.

So a couple of crime daughters sent me. They're both wearing what I can only describe as kind of like hippie tops. sent me they're both wearing uh what i can only describe as kind of like hippie tops and the guy definitely looks like he still is living he still follows fish around or whatever and the woman looks like she just married him she's like well he treats my kids nice but then she adapted the like teachings of the inner spiritual yeah well she was in then she's got like teachings of the inner spiritual circle she's wearing then she's got like the super necklace and the like shirt and everything that's uh man this place is crazy sedona is definitely a wild place yeah this is but the thing is right it does again look really cool well the area is beautiful yeah The actual area is gorgeous

Yeah That's why people go there for tours and stuff And they go out to like experience I mean most of the best things in Sedona Are like hiking trails Or various tours that you can go on But uh Yeah there's also because

It's the deep desert kind of vibe There's also a lot of like, if you come out into the, into the woods, you will unlock your, your deep chakras. You're like, okay.

All right. All right. Yeah. It's a, you know, it's if you like chakras and go for it. Yeah. Go for it.

That's the weather. Go stay at a, there's like a Sedona spa. I'd go stay at a spa that's my shock oh yeah that's definitely i want to unlock the spa chakra where i'm like stick some crap in my face and let me sink in the mud oh yeah i see the spa look at that wow yeah you just uh you sit there you look at the same scenery but you got like a glass of wine or a drink and you just sound great to me that sounds fantastic that's my kind of spiritual journey yeah that's the there's something called the

enchantment resort and it's the number one hotel in sedona apparently and let me tell you view wise it looks gorgeous now you hook me up with that i want want that. Oh, my God. Yeah, and that's the weather. All right. Let's go, especially if it's like 115 degrees or whatever. That's messed up. Let's go to sports. Sports.

We've got sports. First up, we've got some hockey. Islanders beating the Lightning 2-1, going up 1-0 in that series. Golden Knights will be taking on the Canadians. That happens tomorrow or today, depending on when you're watching this or in the past. In the NBA, the Bucks tie up the Nets 2-2 in that series. The Jazz are up 2-1 on the Clippers.

Phoenix Suns, speaking of Arizona, are up 3-0 on the Denver Nuggets. So it looks like the Phoenix Suns could be progressing to the Western Conference Finals over there. And then the 76ers up 2-1 on the Hawks. In baseball, we've got some standings here. Baseball. Baseball. Tampa Bay Rays up top the AL East White Sox

atop the Central, you got the Oakland A's atop the West, you got the Mets atop the East, you got the Brewers atop the Central with the Cubs half a game back and you got the San Francisco Giants atop the West with the Dodgers one and a half back.

So, you know, 60-something games into the baseball season. We still got about 100 games to go. So we'll see where that goes in a few months. In fact, let's check on the Olympics because that's like almost a month away now. Looks like they're doing trials. And nine Kentucky swimmers qualify for Olympic trials. Oh, my God. Swimmers just go to Kentucky?

Still looks like Olympics are happening. Honestly, like I said before, I like having the Olympics on in the background. The last time the Olympics were on, I was just watching curling in the Winter Olympics stuff when I got my gallbladder out. So I had nothing to do but sit there on the couch and be like, yeah, Olympics, and then pass out, and then wake up and be like, oh, more Olympics, and then pass out and wake up. That is exactly how I feel when it comes to the Olympics.

But it's, I don't know, it's like too real. It's like, yeah it's like yeah I late at night I'll watch the late night Olympic like recap of what's going on and then I'll fall asleep to that earlier today people you never heard of did a thing and this is the recap of that thing they did and I'm like oh this is great yeah I'm down yeah it's it's like a once every couple year bob ross special if you want to fall asleep just flip it on you're like oh yeah that's that's where it's at and then you can say that you watch the olympics yeah exactly yeah i support team america and that's the sports okay

what is our big whatever thing that you've got for us today you're looking for a big whatever thing well let me tell you we've got some big whatever things around here pineapple works as a

natural meat tenderizer. Somehow I did know that. I've never done it, but I did know that. I haven't done it either, but I feel like I want to experiment now because I like pineapple. Uh-huh. And I like tender meat. I like tender meat as well.

Yeah, it's crazy. The fruit is packed with the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down protein chains. Bromelain. Bromelain. Bromelain, which breaks down protein chains, making it an ideal marinade for meats when you don't have a lot of time. But for the same reason, pineapple does not work for jams or jellies,

since the enzyme breaks down gelatin as well. The bromelain is so strong that pineapple processors have to wear protective gloves otherwise the enzymes eats away at their skin on their face and hands leaving dry skin and small sores. Oh my god. I guess, I mean, I guess we've never, you know, I've worked with pineapple

before. I guess we've never done multiple pineapples though. Yeah, well it's like when you eat pineapple, it's like, it like shreds your mouth. It's like Captain Crunch. What do it's like shreds your mouth. It's like Captain Crunch. What do you mean it shreds your mouth? Are you crazy? What pineapple are you eating? Are you not cutting it? Are you eating the outside?

No. You're telling me that pineapple shreds the inside of your mouth. Well, it's not like shred shreds, but it's like it makes it... Oh no, it's hard to describe. You're out of your mind. You're crazy. I'm not out of my mind. People, you gotta comment.

Tell me I'm not out of my mind. You're out of your... Pineapple shreds your mouth? Pineapple shred mouth. I think you're wrong. No, no, no. So, people ask, why does pineapple make my mouth bleed? Well, why does pineapple cut your mouth?

I don't know what that means. Why does pineapple make your mouth bleed? What is happening to everyone? It's what makes your mouth tingle. Like, what the hell is that? Yeah, it says it's the bromelain is what makes your mouth tingle, burn, and maybe even bleed. This is because bromelain is trying to break down the proteins in your mouth. Uh-huh.

Maybe you are the weird one. Maybe it's in the way of your mouth, and you don't eat the weird one. If I can eat lots of pineapple, I'm fine with it. We got to have like a poll Or something Like does your mouth hurt when you eat pineapple Like it doesn't I don't bleed or something like that But like it tingles and it's kind of like ah

You know Like okay We gotta just comment below Comment I don't believe this i still don't believe this i'm gonna run i don't believe this i'm gonna do a the youtube like community poll and use the use it for what it's meant for that's finding out pineapple facts and if it hurts people um i don't believe this at all oh. Last week we talked about the pear cider.

I actually bought the Angry Orchard pack. And the strawberry one was all right. The peach mango one was all right, too. The unfiltered one, though, that was the best one. Because it's not as sweet. It's a little more dry. And it tastes like a better apple cider uh alcoholic apple cider thing so definitely recommend the unfiltered angry orchard if you're gonna drink it

okay so that's my little little tip to you that's the fact of the day it's a terrible fact that's a terrible all right what is our big terrible fact terrible fact what is our big news story of the day um police mother tries karate son strips and dog steals cornbread at walmart there's a lot there's a lot to this one there's a lot going on here there's a lot also stories from 2019 but I don't care. I need to know. In a strange twist of events, a mother allegedly performed karate, a son stripped nude, and their dog stole cornbread this week at a Wisconsin Walmart. Lots of questions.

Hoping for a lot of answers. The incident happened Wednesday evening when Eau Claire,isconsin police respond to a theft call at the store the apartment said in a facebook post police found a woman identified as lisa smith 46 chasing her dog beau in the entry when they arrived and learned that son benny van what a name 25 was in the store as well. The woman allegedly arrived at the store with the pet unleashed and had been pulling apart store displays and placing them in her cart. Wait, what? So she just showed up with her pet unleashed and then just starts pulling apart the store displays being like, want to buy this one i feel like that whole sentence is out of order a woman showing up and tearing apart sort of displays is much more important than an unleashed dog at least for this story i feel like but okay i guess that's how the dog steals the cornbread he's not on a leash

she was asked to leave by staff and left the store to perform karate moves in the parking lot as one does yes in the meantime bo got a box of jiffy cornbread muffin mix and tried to leave the store well there you go you can't have a thief dog that's true um as the chaos ensued police say van went to the back of the store where he removed all of his clothing, exposing himself to customers. The man grabbed new clothes from the store and tried to run over an officer with a scooter before he was arrested. Smith was also arrested but fought with the officers. Both faced several charges related to the incident, including disorderly conduct. Online records show they were jailed Friday morning and it was unclear if they had an attorney.

As for Dog Bo, they caught him and brought him to the Humane Association. The dog was not charged. We issued him a warning for theft. Ha ha ha. Ah, these idiots. I gotta look up what these people look like. I...

Are we gonna find them? Wait! i feel like we've covered this story before what do you mean i just saw the pictures of these people and i know for a fact we've covered this story before what do you mean i'm gonna send me the photos send me the photos photos I don't here's the thing I I know I don't know this says about me but what trash be all looking alike that sort of meth head look all looks the same also I was like the witch in like Hansel and Gretel. And she just she just like she's 47. That's a rough 46.

48 now, but that's a rough 48, man. That's, she's lived. She's lived some life. I'm like 95% sure we covered this story already. Probably in 2019. I know I've seen that face. We covered this story already. Are you sure? Probably in 2019. I know I've seen that face. We covered a story.

Listen, we've done almost 300 episodes of this. Mother tries karate, sun strips, dog steals cornbread. We covered this. Out of all the stories, this is the one we've done before? You act like out of all the stories, like we would miss we've done before? You act like out of all the stories, we would miss something like this. This would not bypass us. We would be looking and be like, oh my god. In fact, I guarantee it's like one of the episode thumbnails on SoundCloud or something.

I don't believe it. 2019? No, you're making me go to SoundCloud. April 13th, 2019. I'm going to go back to 2019. SoundCloud. I'm going to go back to 2019. SoundCloud. I'm going to go all the way back to 2019. Got to go through all our episodes to find this information.

There it is. April 14th, 2019. Episode 192. Karate Witch. You even said she was a witch then? We did cover it. Karate Witch. Karate Witch. this week was so boring even the news was old Oh my god. Well, we do have an update from January of that year, 2020.

Okay, and this is an update. A mother and son arrested in a bizarre incident at the Eau Claire Walmart have been sentenced. Police were called to the store when, you know, she was doing karate. During that time, he stripped naked, blah, blah, blah. As part of the plea deal, Smith pleaded no contest to obstructing an officer and disorderly conduct. Van pleaded no contest to obstruction as well as kind of ludicrous behavior.

Smith was sentenced to one year of probation while Van got two years probation. Van is also not allowed to consume any avocado pits. There is no word on why that stipulation There is no word on why that stipulation was added.

What the What does that mean? He's not allowed to consume any avocado pits. What happened? I don't know. Why? Why can't you consume avocado pits?

What the shit? What? what the shit what a lot of people are saying it's the next super seed but that doesn't seem wise that doesn't seem wise yeah but why is he banned from eating them now why can't he eat any did maybe he like Threw that part in Just do it

I just don't I'm looking it up and seeing why Why you shouldn't A lot of people are like Oh dude you got it You can get nutrients from the pits But I'm like okay The plant toxin person

Is present in high concentrations Both avocado seeds and leaves. Known to cause toxic effects and possibly even death in a variety of animals, including cattle, horses, sheep, goats, mice, rats, rabbits, guinea pigs, and certain birds. That doesn't explain why they had to make it so he wouldn't eat them. Yeah. What the hell? Why can't he eat them?

This is like they had to put this into his prison sentence. It's important enough that they did. All right, I'm glad we came back and covered this now. I am so confused. I'm literally looking up all the things here. I can't figure it out. I can't figure it out. I can't either.

I have no idea why. It's blowing my mind. There's got to be a reason. I don't know that there is one. It might just be something crazy they said, and they're just like, fine, you're banned from eating those. That's all I can think of. i just can't figure it out i'm scrolling through all this information online and i just can't figure out why they would possibly ban him from eating it like the the

implication is he wants to eat them so much that they had to be like you gotta stop dude you gotta stop are they saying that avocados caused him to go crazy and strip naked? That's all I can think of. It's like, I don't know. It's just adding layers to this story I was not expecting, and I'm not sure I think we can handle the answers, really. Yeah, I think we got to let it stop. Let it go to the side. Let it...

I mean, the internet is saying, like, look, don't eat avocado seeds. I get it. No one should. That's why we take them out of the avocado. We've been doing that forever. But why specifically for this guy? A lot of questions. A lot of questions.

No answers. No answers. We'll never get one. Well, that is the story of this podcast. A lot of questions. No answers. But we'll be back to do it again next week. Until then, Crandor, hit them with the socials.

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