Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 295 - Torsday and Other Nonsense

Episode Date: June 28, 2021

This week, once again, Jesse does not understand Crendor's brain. To make matters worse they're trying to come up with a new day. Why? Well that's just Crendor brain for ya! Also exorcism in Home Depo...t and international Chilis! All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Visit http://joinhoney.com/cox to get Honey for free. Go to http://getquip.com/crendor5 to get $5 off a Mouthwash Starter Kit including a refillable dispenser and a 90-day supply.

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Starting point is 00:00:24 Hello everybody, it's time for Ghost and Predom. We'll talk about that as well. Now let's jump into this podcast. Hello, everybody. It's time for Ghost on Trend Dog. This is Trend Dog in the morning. In the morning. Broadcasting live, live, live, live, live. In 4-hour recording studios. Recording. Wake your ass up.
Starting point is 00:00:43 It's the next Trend Dog in the morning. It's the Bugs on the Roof. Whoa, what was that in the morning? What was that? I'm not sure. Words started to come out, and then they weren't words. And then, like, even I was shocked by their lack of words. And I had to question myself halfway through, and then I was like, we're was shocked by their lack of words. And I was, you know, I had to question myself halfway through. And then I was like, we're moving on.
Starting point is 00:01:08 Time to keep going. You know, sometimes you just got to move on. Yeah. It's not worth it. Sometimes you think to yourself, should I redo that? It doesn't matter. It's, you know, I think it's a metaphor for life. Sometimes the words just start coming out.
Starting point is 00:01:26 Sometimes you just gotta give up and move on. They don't stop coming and they don't stop coming. I get it. Yeah. Yeah. As quoted by a great philosopher, I think it was... Smashius Mouthicus. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:37 He's a good guy. How's your week going? I just spent the last three weeks deep diving and making the most intricate video I've made in, I'm going to say, ten years. So, I'm worn out. I'm tired. I'm at home right now. So, if I sound a little different, it's because I'm in a room with giant echoey walls and a wooden table that I can tap on. So, yeah, this is where I'm at right now.
Starting point is 00:02:08 I've been in the office, I don't know, 15 hour days for the last week. My whole world was working and I'm finally done. And so now I'm going to take a well-deserved break. Thank you very much. I like how you say your whole world was working, but it feels like that's what it normally is anyway. Imagine worse. That's what I'm talking what it normally is anyway. Imagine worse. That's what I'm talking about. Oh, boy.
Starting point is 00:02:29 I can't imagine that. Normally, I plan like, okay, I'm going to go home at a certain time. I'm going to make dinner. I'm going to do this. And I consider all that to be my downtime, but it's still kind of boring, right? But, man, yeah, I had none of that. I was like, all right, well, a great example. Yesterday I got to the office at seven. My objective was to wrap up the video by six so I
Starting point is 00:02:51 could get it out on the internet. It was 1130 and I was like, well, I need two more shots and I can't get them tonight. So I'll do it in the morning. So I went to bed, woke up today at 6am, went back to the office, started working more, got all the shots I need, got the video out by noon. It was like, oh, it's done. Yeah. So then I came home and I laid on the couch and I watched a weird Alton Brown episode of Chopped where I've never seen like Chopped chefs suck but they sucked. It was crazy. Usually they make things
Starting point is 00:03:29 and it's like oh well that's beautiful but this little thing you need to tweak or this thing you need to tweak Alton Brown comes on Chopped and he's like yes I'm giving you an MRE. You have to make something out of an MRE. He's like you have to make something out of canned turkey or canned chicken. You have to make something out of an MRE. He's like, you have to make something out of canned turkey or canned chicken. You have to make something out of blood, sausage, blood soup or something.
Starting point is 00:03:51 Crazy stuff. Great. And of course the chefs had no clue what they were doing. And so, because they're all like fine, classically trained chefs and he's giving them like garbage. It was incredible. incredible there was at one point this one chef handed them food and alton's like i this doesn't seem like you this seems like you work at a hotel and you are trying to give me what you would serve your clientele at the hotel try to cook better just like roasting them roastingasting them It was incredible The one girl I thought was like Oh she's a shoo-in to win
Starting point is 00:04:29 They booted her ass out first I was like what? So disappointed I feel like I'd love a show where they take like The best chefs in the world And they give them Like the absolute craziest ingredients Like more so than what they already do
Starting point is 00:04:43 That's what this mini-series of Chopped is, I think. Where it's straight up just Alton Brown trolling people, and it is glorious. It's pretty great. Watching them open up an MRE and be like, what is this? And then them being like, that's what the military eats. And they're like, I don't
Starting point is 00:05:00 get it! It's great. Well, I mean, your video's the one where it's like well I mean what's your your videos the one where it's like Wow verse Final Fantasy right yeah yeah it's finally over I put a lot of work into it now I'm like ready to never think about that subject again like I said what I had to say time to walk away
Starting point is 00:05:19 and never deal with that again may the YouTube algorithm what be with you thank you you know what here's hoping that uh and at least at least you know pays a bill that's all i could ask for that's all i could ask for anymore like all right do what you do yeah i have no control over it once i let it out into the world i just ignore it that's how i do 90% of my video content is I just ignore it. I mean, that is kind of what you got to do after a while. You just kind of make things and you're just like, yeah, whatever happens, happens.
Starting point is 00:05:55 Yeah. You just, once you press live, you just have to accept its fate and be like, well, people like it. I don't know, but I'll just let it do its thing. And so, yeah, I've been, I've've just been at home like zonked out uh it's i'm ready to to take a long rest i may even take a nap who knows who knows what's gonna happen today it'd get crazy cron door you get crazy could get crazy you might even fall asleep i may even go to bed at a decent hour It could be wild over here I've been I think I mentioned last week About my insomnia stuff
Starting point is 00:06:30 You know what Before you mention your insomnia stuff I want to say I'm not sure if it was last week Or one of these One of the times you mentioned your weird sleeping And Just you saying insomnia right now reminded me that the day after you were you and I were talking about like your weird sleep.
Starting point is 00:06:52 Yeah, I had a dream and the dream was straight up just like I was in my room and I woke up and then I found ants everywhere. I was like, oh my God, that's so gross. Answer everywhere. And so I like tried my hardest to clean them. Again, this is a weird dream. To clean the ants. And then I went back to bed. And when I woke up again, there were cicadas on the walls.
Starting point is 00:07:15 And I was freaking out. And then I woke up from that dream. So I had a dream within a dream within a dream or some nonsense. I want to blame that on you. I feel like I don't know what any of that means. But I know like a dream within a dream within a dream or some nonsense. I want to blame that on you. I feel like I don't know what any of that means, but I know you're the cause of it. Oh yeah. I would definitely say that I'm the cause of it.
Starting point is 00:07:34 Whatever nonsense you talked me into that night, I was like, oh no, there are bugs everywhere. I woke up. I honest to God looked around my room because I thought it was so real. I thought it wasn't a dream. I was like, how are there bugs in this room? It's so clean.
Starting point is 00:07:49 How are there bugs? Yeah, that was me. Anyway, your problems? Yeah. So I always have a lot of weird dreams, but that's just, you know, we've been over that in the past. Insomnia. My insomnia. I was reading some stuff about it right so i went on the insomnia reddit as one does this one dude's like i never used to have insomnia and then i had it so bad for three weeks and he was breaking down like what to do and pretty much it was just kind of like make a routine uh you know don't all the
Starting point is 00:08:27 typical stuff you would imagine like take a shower like a hot shower so then your body temperature drops after a bit like calms you down and then the biggest one is that you don't want to fight the sleep like the one of the big things with the insomnia is once you wait whoa whoa whoa what what are you know i'm gonna let you finish but that sounds crazy what you just said what well you don't want to fight you're just like i just want to go to bed because i just sit down up as out like what do you mean you don't want to fight the sleep fight the sleep because when you're laying there you can't fall to fight the sleep? Fight the sleep. Because when you're laying there and you can't fall asleep,
Starting point is 00:09:09 you just keep being like, all right, come on. Let's go. Fall asleep. And you start telling your body to fall asleep, so you're fighting it. But that's... What? I've never in my life experienced... Even when I've been unable to sleep,
Starting point is 00:09:23 I will just close my eyes and lay there and eventually fall asleep. Well, I guess you don't have insomnia then, do you? I mean, you're right. I have this thing and you're like, I've never had that thing. Well, I guess you don't have it. Everything you, that's the problem is everything you have, all the things you have, I don't understand because I've never, like what you say to me sounds like crazy person talk.
Starting point is 00:09:45 It's like being like, oh, I ate this thing the other day. It gave me IBS. Like I ate that thing and I never got IBS. Well, maybe you don't have IBS then. All right. So what happens is you lay there and you keep trying to fall asleep. You can't fall asleep. So you get frustrated.
Starting point is 00:10:03 So it makes you want to fall asleep harder because you're like, come on, body, you're being dumb. And then you're like, we're tired, why aren't we falling asleep? We're tired. And you just keep not falling asleep, and you keep looking at the clock, and then the clock keeps ticking. And you're like, well, I guess I'm not getting a lot of sleep. And then you get up, and it just wears you down. But the way you go against that is you never want to get in that mindset. You want to essentially just get up and be like, you what whatever I guess I'm not sleeping you go back and then it the less you're worried about something the more likely it is to have
Starting point is 00:10:34 because your body just automatically falls asleep so if you're just kind of that's why if you're sitting there watching a TV show or something you'll fall asleep because your body's just like not worrying about it or anything it's like distracting your mind so it's like that's why you can listen to podcasts or whatever to fall asleep because it takes your mind off it and you're more likely to fall asleep okay i'm not gonna i clearly you've told me i can't question any of this so i just accept what you're saying oh i am but i'm not gonna do it to you because it's obvious that I don't have answers and you're not going to give them. What are your questions?
Starting point is 00:11:10 I got answers. I've got so many answers. I don't understand. Like, I can't even get into your mindset. I don't understand how you can sit there and just be like, go to bed brain, go to bed brain, go to bed me, go to bed. In my mind, I'm like, well, of course that's going to keep you awake. You're not shutting down. You're like, oh, I'm so worked up over my inability to sleep.
Starting point is 00:11:38 I'm like, well, of course. Yeah. What's the question? Why can't you not do that because it's like a subconscious thing what do you mean your brain your your brain is just like making you freak out as like a fight or flight response because your brain's just like oh my god we're not gonna sleep we're gonna feel awful tomorrow right we're gonna it's gonna be bad but if you stop doing that you go to sleep and then you wouldn't feel awful going to be bad. But if you stop doing that, you go to sleep, and then you wouldn't feel awful. Well, that's the point. How do you stop doing that when your brain keeps doing it?
Starting point is 00:12:10 It loops. Alcohol? Well, I don't know. Just offering my support. Just do drugs. People do drugs. I think you just don't experience it So you just don't understand
Starting point is 00:12:27 It's like the anxiety thing Like you might have anxiety to some extent But you don't have like You don't got some like bad anxiety I've had some bad anxiety I mean yeah I definitely don't have that But I think
Starting point is 00:12:43 I think I'm an outlier compared to the rest of society. I think I'm a problem. Everyone else I know is like, my anxiety is through the roof. Everything is terrible. And I'm like, it's all right. It's okay. I'm not too worried. Everyone's like, oh, the world's on fire and everything's terrible.
Starting point is 00:13:04 I'm like, like yeah that's happening my thing is like i only get anxiety about specific things like health or sleep or like you know whatever uh but you know some of the other things people get anxiety about i don't get anxiety about those so it's like it varies person to person but here's the thing you say that but then you're like i gotta work i gotta work like 15 hours a day like i don't do that well i think it's not anxiety for me that i have to work 15 you know a billion hours a day it's i don't know i don't know what it is. I'm not like stressed about it. It's something that I know I need to do because I'm trying to complete objectives. If that makes any sense.
Starting point is 00:13:52 And I'll be like, I gotta get it done. And until I get it done. What happens if it doesn't get done? It will get done. But if it doesn't? What if you still didn't do it? Like if, so a great example is the other day Like I said, I stayed up late
Starting point is 00:14:09 Tried to get it done, didn't get it done I was like, alright, woke up early in the morning and got it done Yeah, but what if you didn't do that? Then I'd wake up Oh, you mean like every time I say I'm going to work out And then put it off to the next day But what if you did that with your work? Oh, you mean like every time I say I'm going to work out and then put it off to the next day? Right.
Starting point is 00:14:27 But what if you did that with your work? I would still – it wouldn't like phase me. Trust me. I do that plenty of times. So if you just – if you're like this has to get done and then instead of doing that, you're like, but you know what? I'm going to do something else like play Final Fantasy or work out. And you did that for a week. Would that bother you?
Starting point is 00:14:51 It wouldn't. I mean, now, no. A long time ago, sure. But, like, I literally, you know, recently took a week off to go drive into the desert. So I'm not, like, phased by it. I think that I had to train myself or retrain myself because I think being a streamer or YouTuber, you train yourself to stick to a schedule of I need to stream every day or I need to upload every day or I need to do this thing every day and the reasoning behind it is because it's a it's associated and tied to your money and you just get it in your brain that if you don't do those things you are gonna lose out on money which literally is your job right like it's it would be the same way as i imagine if you lost your like if you worked hourly and you lost hours like how does that affect you? And so it's roughly the same thing.
Starting point is 00:15:46 But, yeah, I think, you know, after many years of that, I realized that's a shit way to live. And so I've retrained myself to not think that way. So if I don't get something done, like, you know, I said I want to get this video up by Saturday. It clearly wasn't going to happen on Saturday. So it's like, all right, I'm going to get it up Sunday. Like that kind of vibe. Where it's like, all right, you know what? I said I would. And it clearly wasn't going to happen on Saturday. So I was like, all right, I'm going to get it up Sunday. Like that kind of vibe where it's like, all right, you know what? I said I would, and it's simply not going to happen. So rather than push myself really hard, I'm just going to take time and get the shots that I want and do the things that I need and
Starting point is 00:16:16 get it up tomorrow. And that's what I did. And you know, if it hadn't gotten up today, I would have thought like, okay, well, I'm not going to upload it late at night. So I'll just do it Monday. Right. And, and that's kind of where I'm at and I'll take time off if I need it. I'm not too stressed about it. Work like at this point, isn't, um, like a stressor. It's just, I have a lot on my plate. I, my problem is I have the inability to say no. So I'll say yes to people and get caught doing 80 things and just be like, well, I said I do it. So then I just do it. Even if it's not necessarily something I'm like super excited about, but I'm like, okay, I guess, you know, I said I'll do it. So I'll do it.
Starting point is 00:16:57 That's where I'm at. That's my problem. I need to learn to say no. That's my anxiety. You know what maybe i have anxiety over the fact that like if i think i say no like i'll say no to someone they will be like i hate you or something yeah like i'll never work with him again maybe that's maybe that's the vibe because i've had that happen before i've said no and then never heard from a person again and been like ah okay so those are probably not good
Starting point is 00:17:22 people but it does. Yeah. There you go. That's probably, there's your anxiety. It's right there. But it's not like. It's probably not as bad. Yeah. I was about to say, I don't think it's as bad as anything you ever explained.
Starting point is 00:17:37 Well, the thing is like anxiety isn't in itself bad. Like anxiety has its purpose. Like when you're worrying about something, it's your brain trying to like survive being like, should I go into this building? Like, no, that's a bad idea because there could be danger in this building. So it's making you worry to protect you in a way. But the problem is when it overtakes parts of your life where you're like, this is stupid, why am I worrying about this? And you have to kind of combat your brain over it and just learn to do what you do
Starting point is 00:18:03 and just kind of be like, whatever. combat your brain over it and just learn to do what you do and just kind of be like whatever i think it takes uh a lot of failure to get to that point if that makes any sense and possibly therapy yeah i think i know i know in my life like eventually you fail enough that you're like well shit, shit, nothing's that bad. I've seen, you know, this wasn't great. I definitely think that being 29 and losing my job and having to sell everything I ever owned and then move back in with my parents only to like within a year and a half have a career in YouTube, I think is it's, it's given me perspective that I don't worry about a lot. Cause like that was rough being, you know, almost 30 and having to move back home is, is a, you know, a good old kick to the groin. It changes your perspective on life and you're like, Oh, everything's terrible. But it turned out
Starting point is 00:19:01 it wasn't, it turns out that that bad was it led to good and so it sounds like you're kind of just talking about exposure therapy in general where it's like if someone's like anxious about talking on the phone they go like therapy a lot of times they're just like well we're gonna make a phone call now but we're just gonna like pick up the phone and try to call nobody and like all right now we're gonna call me and talk to me on the phone we're gonna call like a close person then we're gonna call a stranger and talk to me on the phone. And we're going to call like a close person. And we're going to call a stranger. And you like slowly, you know, work through it essentially.
Starting point is 00:19:30 Yeah. I mean, I wouldn't do that for sharks because they're godless killing machines. But I mean, I can see that with a phone. Yeah. If I had a problem with phone calls, we should do that for post-pandemic stuff. With, you know, like going on dates with Jesse. I think that would be great By the way did I mention I had a this week
Starting point is 00:19:50 I had another fun terrible date Very bad not Something I'd write home about How bad was that It was less bad And more very awkward Because It reminded me of when I went on dates in New York.
Starting point is 00:20:07 And people were just like weird. You know, just like a weird kind of like, I don't know. Seemed like a person who hadn't spent a lot of time talking to other human beings besides her cat. Which, by the way, saw a lot of her cat. Like she went on about her cat which by the way saw a lot of her cat like she went on about her cat so much and as you know i'm not really a cat person cats aren't my thing so she would not shut up about her damn cat the entire time was just like he's what got me through it all i'm like cool great so exciting yeah you know it's one thing to like
Starting point is 00:20:45 Casually bring up your cat And be like hey it's pretty cool we got through it And then you know you move on to like other topics No That was uh every topic went back to the cat Every topic Yeah that's That's not good
Starting point is 00:20:59 I was talking about brunch that I had earlier in the day And she was just like You know what I would make myself and day, and she was just like, you know what? I would make myself and my cat for brunch. I'm like, no. Stop. Made him a little cat mimosa with some turkey. Instead of alcohol, we got like turkey juice.
Starting point is 00:21:20 Turkey juice. Oh, no. Yeah. It was, I'm going, I figured, once again, once again, let me tell you where my priorities lie. Date was over, and I was driving home, and the thought in my head wasn't like, oh, well, you know what? That was kind of a bummer, but there'll be other people. Well, you know what? That was kind of a bummer, but there'll be other people.
Starting point is 00:21:48 The thought in my head was, oh, my God. You promised everyone you had a video you were going to get done by Saturday, and you wasted a whole night on a date that went nowhere, Jesse. Nowhere. What a waste of your time, you idiot. That's what went through my head. I was like, such a waste of time. I could have been working.
Starting point is 00:22:06 Which now, thinking about it, I probably could have been done yesterday Had I actually Yeah that's what went through my head Huh Well Yeah Oh yeah how did we I was going to talk about insomnia Were you about to say how did we get here
Starting point is 00:22:23 Do we ever know You asked me a question and off I go I was talking about my insomnia and Were you about to say, how do we get here? Do we ever know? Do we? You asked me a question and off I go. No, I do, because I was talking about my insomnia and then you were like, you branched off. I didn't get to tell my insomnia thing. Well, alright. I guess it's my fault again. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:37 I was trying to fall asleep. I would either, there's like the two things. Either I couldn't fall asleep fast. I'd lay there for like an hour or maybe two hours, depending. Or I would wake, there's like the two things. Either I couldn't fall asleep fast, I'd lay there for like an hour, or maybe two hours, depending. Or I would wake up after like, I started, one of the worst things, you fall asleep and you wake up like 30 minutes later and you're like, for like no reason. That is the first time in the history of you making that noise that I know exactly what you're talking about. I have made, I've made that noise that I know exactly what you're talking about. I've made that
Starting point is 00:23:06 noise. That's the first time I get you. Yes. Yeah. So then I was like, alright. And sometimes I would wake up after like four and a half hours and be like, man, I must have slept so long. You look, you're like, four and a half hours. Alright. Then you try to go back to sleep maybe you can't
Starting point is 00:23:27 or maybe you know there's people like mowing the lawn outside so you just hear like you're like alright and then I would like fall asleep and wake up every like hour and a half be like oh there's one sleep cycle here we go again fall back wake up like up there's another sleep cycle then I'd have like some crazy dream and I'd be like oh my god that dream was crazy I should write it down and I'm like nah I'll remember it and then I'd wake up again and not remember it and then
Starting point is 00:23:51 there's a lot of that and then I was like alright so the one guy was like why don't you just write before you go to bed like write down as like a little journal thing all your like stresses and worries and whatever. So you write it all down and you're just like, whatever.
Starting point is 00:24:08 I'll worry about it later. And I wrote it out. So I did that. And I was like, all right, just do a little writing. Five minutes. And close the thing. Go to bed. And I fell asleep in like five minutes. And I woke up.
Starting point is 00:24:22 I woke up once after like four and a half hours. And I fell back asleep. And I once after like four and a half hours and i fell back asleep and i woke up like four and a half hours later i was like dude you slept for nine hours you got nine hours of sleep out of that i think because i'd been sleeping like six or seven hours my body need the extra bump you know and so uh and then i was like all right i'm gonna do this every night so i've been writing every night before bed just writing down like a little journal thing. And then I've fallen asleep in like five to ten minutes every night. And now the last couple nights, I've woken up only once, I think. And I've been sleeping like seven and a half, eight hours.
Starting point is 00:25:00 So I think I fixed it. Not bad. So I got fixed it. Not bad. Do you ever have that thing where you go to bed and you wake up, I don't know, four, four and a half hours later, and you're fully recharged? You feel great. Everything is great. And you're like, oh, I mean, I guess I'll get an early start of the day. You go take a shower.
Starting point is 00:25:23 You make breakfast. You do your whole morning routine. And then two hours later, you're like, oh, oh, why did I do this? But you're already like started with your day. So you're like, I might as well just keep going. Have you ever had that happen to you? Rarely. Usually it's because I can't fall back asleep and i'm just like whatever or
Starting point is 00:25:47 i have to get up for something anyway so i'm like all right i guess i'll just get up and then a few hours later you're like oh my god coffee and then you drink the coffee and then you're like all right and then you're like oh so yeah i know that's gonna hit so i always try to go back to sleep but then you know on the rare occasion i can't i'm just like all right here we go try to go back to sleep but then you know on the rare occasion i can't and i'm just like all right here we go getting up yeah it's like nothing helps yeah no that's i feel that that's a it's not a fun time no but it sounds like a lot of your sleep is not a fun time it sounds like you your whole body is physically afraid of sleep well i don't think so i like sleep it's occasionally if i have some bad sleep that's when it starts freaking out because then my mind starts racing and that's when it's bad once i like get
Starting point is 00:26:32 back into the groove like i am now then i'm like all right great we're going to sleep i know it'll be fine and then i fall asleep now does toast have this problem uh she's always had like insomnia stuff she'll wake up after like three hours like she's got to pee and then wake up like a couple hours later and then cat's walking around and you hear him just being like it's like freaking out running around so the two of you are like two peas in an insomniac pod is what I'm hearing. Yeah, pretty much. Interesting. So you probably feed off of each other's insomnia. Or probably just... Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, okay. But I think
Starting point is 00:27:11 I probably don't have it as bad. I think mine's a little better because I can like once I get to where I am now, I'll just like go to sleep and wake up like maybe once. That's like it. But she'll probably still wake up a few times it's the you know some people have a lot where I've talked to people they're just like
Starting point is 00:27:32 four hours a night that's all I got every night that's all I can get and I'm like oh my god I don't know how you do it like one of my friends oh my god he's just like I'm like how much do you sleep and he's like four or five hours every night and he he's just like, I'm like, how much do you sleep? And he's like, four or five hours every night. And he's done that for years. I'm like, you're crazy, dude. And he's like, can't sleep. What are you going to do? I was like, all right.
Starting point is 00:27:53 Yeah. He also drinks a lot of beer, so I think that impacts it. By the guess, but it's not helping. I know that much. But, you know, that's fun times. No, that sounds fun. None of it sounds fun. I did write down some off-topic things.
Starting point is 00:28:13 I love good off-topic written-down things. Yeah. So the other day, I was like, what if there was another day in the week? What would it be called? Oh, my God. It has to be Named after Well
Starting point is 00:28:27 It would have to So we have Friday and Thursday And all these different things And they're very like Nordic right Like Thursday And Fearsday right So
Starting point is 00:28:42 What if it was like, where would it fall? Where would this day fall? Would it be an extra weekend or would it be a work day? Whatever you want. You know what? I said Tours Day. Tours Day? No, Tours, like T-O-R-S.
Starting point is 00:29:02 Where would that fall? I don't know. Like Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Friday. No. Tours day. It's Friday, Saturday, Sunday. You can't change that. It's unchangeable.
Starting point is 00:29:15 Okay, then we'll go Monday, Tuesday, Tours day. Tuesday, Tours day. Tuesday, Tours day. Tuesday, Tours day, Wednesday, Thursday. No. It has to be like Tuesday, Tours day, Thursday. Tuesday, Thursday. Tuesday, Thursday, Wednesday, Thursday. No. It has to be like Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday. All right. Well, what's your day?
Starting point is 00:29:32 I mean, I agree that it needs to be right in the middle. Right? Okay. Yeah. So we have Monday, Tuesday. Tuesday, that needs to be Monday, Tuesday, Monday, Wednesday, Thursday. Right? Because you've got to stick with the theme.
Starting point is 00:30:03 I don't want to take Moonsday off to just complain. You've got to stick with the theme. Right? Because you've got to stick with the theme. It takes Moonsday off to just complain. You've got to stick with the theme. It's got to be like Moonsday. Or if it's a W, because it's Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. So it has to be Tuesday, Wednesday, Wednesday, Thursday. You've got to stick with the theme. You have to stick with the theme You have to stick with the theme Alright I mean
Starting point is 00:30:30 I didn't make this up It's you know I think Torsday is good Torsday is very good I just hate that you came up with it Torsday I hate that it's So it's a combination of Thursday and Tuesday Yeah I just kind of mixed it up
Starting point is 00:30:47 It just felt like it sounded right I guess there's also like Thor's day So there's like Thursday but you can have actual Thor's day But that's like pretty much the point So I feel like I don't know Maybe hold on let me look up Let me go to the internet Norway gods I'm going to go to the internet.
Starting point is 00:31:07 Norway gods. Ooh, what about, maybe Loki gets a day. Or Balder, Balday. Heimday. Balday. Ooh, Hoday. Oh, Hoday's a good one. Hoday's pretty good.
Starting point is 00:31:25 Hoday's pretty good. Ho Day is pretty good. I like that. That's my... That's Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Ho's Day, Thursday. Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Perfect. All right. Yeah, I mean... Honestly, I'll take it.
Starting point is 00:31:38 I love Ho's Day. Ho's Day is great. That's my favorite one. All right. Well, we got that down. my favorite one. All right. Well, we got that down. Done. Easy. Next thing.
Starting point is 00:31:49 We're solving problems. I overheard some people when I was eating at Culver's. I just wanted to eat at a Culver's because I hadn't eaten at a Culver's in like four years. It's like, you know what? I'll try a Culver's. This week, even though there's no Culver's around here I watched That dude review a Culver's sandwich Oh
Starting point is 00:32:10 Review bra Yeah so I feel like I was with you On this adventure Shit dude there must have been some Hose day in the sky or something It was a hose day when I watched it That's good So I You know I got a single cheeseburger and a cheese curd.
Starting point is 00:32:30 And I got a root beer. They actually got pretty good root beer at Culver's. Big fan. And? It was pretty good. So I was eating there, right? And I heard these people eating nearby. And the one person was like
Starting point is 00:32:45 coals and target are literally the same thing and i couldn't disagree more you mean from i mean i agree with you i think they are not even remotely close but i'm trying to figure out like how they meant that yeah like do Do they mean the products are similar? That's the only thing I could have pieced together. But no one's going to Kohl's to buy cards for a birthday. Yeah. Target's got everything. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:16 No one's going to go get, I don't know, both a washer dryer and the washing machine soap at a Kohl's. Yeah. Like, it's just not happening. Kohl's is like clothes and maybe like some odds and ends, like a pan or like a coffee machine or like a little thing you put on a coffee table, like a statue. Yeah. That's like it. I'm on there right now. I don't see...
Starting point is 00:33:46 You can't buy groceries out of Kohl's, but you can buy groceries out of Target. Yeah, like to me, Kohl's is mainly clothes. Yes, I think that's what most people consider it to be, yes. Plus, Target, you just go there, you look at the price, you buy the thing.
Starting point is 00:34:02 Kohl's is like, we got 50% off if you buy two or three packs of this four 50 off five pack i'm like what the shit's going on they like price it down like three times they're like this started these socks are like 70 but we cut the price by like 70 and i'm like you did not do that they literally just do that so it looks like they give you give you a great deal. But really, it's just priced like how it's normally priced. That's like this past week on Amazon Prime Day or whatever it was.
Starting point is 00:34:33 And I went to go look at this thing. I was like, oh, it's on sale. And it was on sale for $1 off. And I was like, get out of here. Yeah. The thing is, it still tricks all the people that are like probably over like 50 so i feel like if you grow up in that era you get you get mass marketed to but we've hit an era where like we've been marketed to so much we figure out all the tricks plus we work in an industry of marketing
Starting point is 00:34:57 that's true if you ever want if you ever want anyone to break it down for you we got it figured out let me tell you everyone's lying to you all the time that's a truther every like i'll look at the thing they're like oh 70 off and i look it up i'm like i can get this for like even cheaper on amazon it's not 70 off so but you know the convenience of it i'll pay the extra like two dollars because i can have it right then you know i plus i like going to those stores Just walking around I'm starting to question everything I thought I'm letting you know right now
Starting point is 00:35:29 I'm currently looking at Kohl's deodorants What I did not know they sold deodorant at Kohl's I didn't know they did either Is it only online I mean I guess But here's the thing They only sell the ones that you hear on. Is it only online? I mean, I guess. But here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:35:48 They only sell the ones that you hear on, like, the radio. You know what I mean? Like, Tom's brand or Schmitz. Or what is this? Lavender Sage, Orr's Alps. Charcoal, magnesium. You know, like that kind of stuff. It isn't, you know.
Starting point is 00:36:06 Or, like, do you want an $18 polo deodorant of course you don't but two p oh my god two people bought this gave it five stars hold on time out who was buying 18 deodorant get out of town figure it out get where's the review where's the how do i look at this review look at their review i'm scrolling it's taking me forever okay here we go Where's the review? Where's the... How do I look at this review? Look at their review. I'm scrolling. It's taking me forever. Okay, here we go. Well, there's one review that actually left feedback, and it is... Okay.
Starting point is 00:36:35 Smells good on the hubby. Keeps him dry and smelling like he has cologne on. Why not just buy him cologne? Yeah. $18? Ridiculous. That's on sale. It was $20 something.
Starting point is 00:36:54 $20 for deodorant? You've got to be out of your mind. The only people smelling it are people up in your armpit. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Maybe he just doesn't want to put on cologne maybe he just puts that on like whatever you smell you smell you know what i'm not gonna i'm not gonna shame their freak he's like get over here and smell my pits baby he's like my man i love how he smells when i get his out bitch yeah maybe that's like you're missing in your dating
Starting point is 00:37:26 life. I mean, maybe that's it. Maybe that's my problem. Damn, what a fool I am. I've always said I need polo deodorant. Now I know. Now you know.
Starting point is 00:37:41 And then the last thing I wrote down was from a song I heard. It was on one of my EDM song things. But I was like, shit, dude, this is right. And it's, you never realize you're in the moment until it's a memory. That is one of the most high thoughts anyone has ever had That's one of those things that is like so obviously true But only when said are you like
Starting point is 00:38:13 That guy must have been so high Oh yeah without a doubt But Think about it I mean I am I'm currently appreciating that it is very true It's totally accurate But it's also only something a high person would say
Starting point is 00:38:32 Yeah Only someone Three fourths of the way into a joint would be like Guys Guys Hold on That's what this is That's exactly what that is Guys, guys, guys, hold on, hold on, hold on. That's what this is.
Starting point is 00:38:49 That's exactly what that is. So, let me, here's the thing though, right? When people say like, just live in the moment, dude, just live in the moment. You can only live in the moment so much. They're like, you've got some people who just don't appreciate the moment. It's like, I can appreciate the moment, but if you keep constantly appreciating the moment, you're not even going to appreciate the moment because you're just trying to appreciate the moment so much. All right. Well, what you just said is actually the round legs of a crazy person.
Starting point is 00:39:20 It's that. The whole idea of living in the moment means you don't think about it. You just do. You don't think about living in the moment. You just live in the moment. Right means you don't think about it. You just do. You don't think about living in the moment. You just live in the moment. You don't think about doing it. You just do it. If you said to me,
Starting point is 00:39:33 if you said to me, I'm coming to LA. We're going to go get a big fat steak and then throw chicken at squirrels I'd be like alright let's do this That's living in the moment I don't know why that's what I came up with I don't know why that's what I thought
Starting point is 00:39:53 Our weekend would be I mean You know And then we'd do it and then it'd be like well that was fun And I wouldn't say Let's live in the moment The moment was happening around us And we wouldn't say let's live in the moment the moment was happening around us and we were embracing it that's living in the moment it's not far off from something we
Starting point is 00:40:11 probably would do but those squirrels need that chicken it's uh i don't know like if the thing is i'm trying to get is if some people are trying to live in the moment so hard that they're not living in the moment. Because you're constantly focusing on living in the moment when you just have to let it happen. Give me an example of this. If somebody's like, all right, I got to live in the moment. We got to make our best life now. And they're just going over the top, trying to do everything crazy. I got to live in the moment.
Starting point is 00:40:41 Dude, I got to live in the moment. They're just overdoing it. But they're not just like laying, chilling back, laying around being like, yeah, we're living in the moment dude i live in the moment like they're just overdoing it but they're not just like laying chilling back laying around being like yeah we're living in the moment taking it in well i think there's some people that overdo it there's some people who overdo everything right like the person who's an action sports junkie one day they're gonna get hurt living in the moment but also there are people who live in the moment who are like, I will eat 16 bars of candied ice cream. Candied ice cream? What the hell is that?
Starting point is 00:41:09 Candied ice cream. I thought you were going to say bars of gold. Bars of gold. Bars of gold. Either way, that would hurt coming out the other end. And, you know, you lived in the moment, and now it's a problem. Future you is a future you's problem.
Starting point is 00:41:26 That's what I'm talking about I Think people who are into Like you know crazy stuff They don't you know they Don't worry about future you Where it's like I can't move Anymore because when I was 22 I flew off a skateboard
Starting point is 00:41:36 Into a t-rex and so you Know whatever it's pretty Unfortunate when that Happens yeah I mean who Knew Jurassic Park. It's coming soon. Those are all the things I wrote down. Those are some pretty good things.
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Starting point is 00:43:29 They even have gum. And now they have mouthwash. I'm not sure if any of you are aware of this, but mouthwash has not really changed that much in 140 years. Most brands still sell big, giant bottles filled with water and alcohol. And that's why oral care experts at Quip were like, we can do better. There's got to be something else we can do for this. And so they're out there trying to give you more of the ingredients you need
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Starting point is 00:45:44 4th of July here in America. Everywhere else is kind of just whatever. People are driving around. But here in America, we got the 4th of July coming up. Hot dog eating contest. One of the staples of 4th of July. Can't wait to see that live again. I'm not going to be there live, but seeing other people there live, always a great time.
Starting point is 00:46:03 How many hot dogs are those hot dog eaters going to eat? We will find out next week. Back to you. Can I just say those people who eat hot dogs in those contests, eat them like serial killers. It's crazy. They, like, dip the bun in the water. And then they shove it down.
Starting point is 00:46:21 It's so gross. Yeah, and they shimmy. Oh, I hate it. Oh, I hate all of it. I hate that they just, like, watching them devour the hot dogs in, like, one bite is so gross on every level. Yeah. On every level. It's not even, like, cool.
Starting point is 00:46:34 Like, I've seen pizza eating contests. Those are kind of fun. I've seen. But maybe I'm missing out the fact that there's probably some dude who dunks the pizza in the water. Oh, I just hate. Oh, I hate it. Oh, I hate it. Oh, I hate soggy food in general. And so the idea that people do that on purpose makes me so mad.
Starting point is 00:46:52 Oh, yeah. No, I'm not a fan of the soggy foods either. Oh, it's gross. Well. At least they're doing it just to, like, win. Yeah, but, like, is it worth it? Did they really win? Probably.
Starting point is 00:47:09 Okay, let's go to weather. Weather. Weather. Yes. Let's see. Um, yeah, let's see. Uh, well, I'm gonna check the old thing for a weather recommendation here. Oh, here we go.
Starting point is 00:47:39 Someone said you guys need to revisit Kuwait City. Yeah, crazy stuff. And the summer summers average 105. There we go. The kids want it. All right. The kids want it. All right. Kids want it.
Starting point is 00:47:51 All right, we're going to Kuwait City. Back again, baby. Kuwait City, Kuwait. I'll let Woppy do this one. Woppy activated. Kuwait City, Kuwait. Weather, 94 degrees fahrenheit fair skies today high 96 degrees fahrenheit humidity 36 percent pressure 29.56 inches of pressure six mile visibility wind miles per hour 2.62 UV index 0 of 10 moon phase waning gibbous daily forecast
Starting point is 00:48:31 loading loading 89 degrees Monday 102 degrees partly cloudy Tuesday 103 Tuesday, 103 degrees, sunny. Wednesday, 105 degrees, sunny. Thursday, 115 degrees, sunny. Friday, 115 degrees, sunny. Saturday, 116 degrees, sunny. Oh my God. Sunday, 115 degrees, sunny. Monday, 112 degrees, sunny. Tuesday, 109 degrees. Sunny. Monday. 112 degrees. Sunny. Tuesday.
Starting point is 00:49:06 109 degrees. Wednesday. 113. Thursday. 114. Friday. 115. Saturday.
Starting point is 00:49:13 117. D. D. D. Well, you broke him, Kuwait City. You broke him. Yeah. Wafi was just doing his thing, and you broke him.
Starting point is 00:49:22 Too hot. Can I just say, I went to go look up things to do and there's a lot of things to do surprisingly a lot of it involves private aerial or like driving tours of the city which i don't even know that was a thing that you could get private tours but what i what i did see two One, there's a place called Mirror House, which apparently was the traveler's choice of places to visit in Kuwait City. It is a mirror house that's open to appointments only. And a lady who made it her life's work to make her house covered in mirrors invites you in and takes you on a tour, which is amazing. It looks not even, I can't even describe it to you.
Starting point is 00:50:10 It doesn't, it's like all mirror artwork, but it's all like cracked mirrors. So it's like, it's mirror pieces put together to form things. It's wild looking. Even the floors covered in mirrors. It's crazy. Yeah, just Google Kuwait City mirror. You'll find it. It's incredible looking.
Starting point is 00:50:28 And then nearby, less than.2 miles away, is a place called Chaco Melt. This reminds me of that time that I went to. It was myself and Alex and Davis. I think maybe Gerard. It was when we were doing Scary Game Squad in England. And we went to some place. I think it might have been Hera's, I'm not sure. But in there, there's a chocolate restaurant.
Starting point is 00:50:57 And there were these two dudes sitting there just like gorging on chocolate. And they looked, I'm going to say, I don't know, like 14, 15. And they were just, that's what I imagine is going on in this place. This Choco Melt, it looks like a place where a bunch of young kids with nothing to lose would just gorge on chocolate. I would love some chocolate.
Starting point is 00:51:21 Oh, but it does look good. Oh, I have to look away. Oh my God, it looks delicious good Oh I have to look away Oh my god it looks delicious Oh it's so angry Oh it's so angering Wait hold on time out In the middle of Kuwait City there's a Chili's What
Starting point is 00:51:36 I mean you gotta have a Chili's You know what this definitely is some sort of Hold over from you know When Americans were were hanging out. Do we still have a military base there? I don't know. Literally, it's Arabian Gulf Street, Kuwait City, Chili's. Sir, this place does not have a Chili's.
Starting point is 00:51:57 We need to change that right now. Sir, we did not come here and build a base not to have a Chili's. Do we still have a military base in Kuwait? Yeah, we definitely. Is it right next door to this? Yep. There is definitely one right next door to this. Of course there is.
Starting point is 00:52:17 Of course Americans were like, yup, yup, yup, yup. I love this review. The first Chili's in Kuwait, still going strong. Nice. Meanwhile, there are all these amazing restaurants nearby, and it's like, nope, we're going to Chili's. I mean, that's like anywhere. You can go like a city, like, wow, we're in the big city. Where do you want to eat?
Starting point is 00:52:42 They got a McDonald's. I mean, we can stop by the McDonald's. i hate that it's right next to the mirror house this house that is like internationally known and then just next door is the chilies oh that's gross i hate that it's actually three chilies there's three chilies next to it i mean just in the area because some of these people love chilies they got the american experience i guess i hate that this dude four stars nice american steak restaurant i don't know i want to like i just want to take that guy to a real steakhouse although maybe it's one of those things because it's overseas it's better Although maybe it's one of those things Because it's overseas it's better
Starting point is 00:53:24 You know what I mean That's true too yeah It is very possible Now I'm feeling the fool Maybe it is There's a place called the breakfast club Oh my god That place looks great
Starting point is 00:53:39 Five star reviews Alright we just gotta stop looking at food Oh my god it looks so good We gotta get to stop looking at food. Oh, my God. It looks so good. All right. We got to get out of here. We got to not look at that anymore. All right.
Starting point is 00:53:50 Let's go to sports. Sports. All right. Sports time. Let's see. Over in NBA action. The Phoenix Suns are up three games to one on the Clippers. They win one more.
Starting point is 00:54:05 They go to the finals. And the Bucs and the Hawks will play later today. That series tied at one. This could be a good one. I'm excited because I like all the teams in the finals. Or the Eastern-Western finals except for the Clippers. Not a big fan of the Hawks, but at least it's somebody different. I want a Bucs-Suns finals. somebody different. I want to buck Suns finals.
Starting point is 00:54:25 That's what I want. Over in NHL, the Montreal Canadiens. Why did you say NHL? NHL. The Montreal Canadiens beat the Golden Knights, and the Tampa Bay Lightning beat the New York Islanders. So the Stanley Cup is the Montreal Canadiens and the Tampa Bay Lightning. You've got Canada versus Florida.
Starting point is 00:54:50 And one of the weird, like, Canada who's like, hockey, let's go. It's our national sport. And then, like, Tampa Bay who's like, woo, we got a hockey team. All right. That sounds accurate. So I'm betting on Tampa Bay winning that one. I don't think Canada can overpower the Florida man power. Florida's got nothing to lose, ever.
Starting point is 00:55:11 Yeah, exactly. In fact, they won the Stanley Cup like a year or two ago. Yeah, they're hepped up on goofballs. They got nothing but clear skies. Yep, nothing but blue skies and golden sunshine all along the way. Over in baseball, Boston in first place with the Tampa Bay Rays, a half game behind. White Sox top to Central, Houston top to West, the Mets top to East,
Starting point is 00:55:41 Milwaukee top to Central, and the Giants atop the West. And the Olympics are going to be happening pretty soon now. Less than a month. July 23rd. We're closing in. Olympic categories. Everyone thinks about the racing ones and all the swimming. know all the like swimming yeah but like time out all right olympic categories the wacky stuff yeah these the current olympic categories how do i find
Starting point is 00:56:13 this stuff two more rows how do i find this stuff oh okay here we go so at so there's aquatics gymnastics which is like you know what, what everyone knows. Basketball, cycling, football, tennis. Football being football, not football. Volleyball, archery. And you know how they do it. They do it with like scopes and shit. That's pretty interesting. Badminton, which is hilarious.
Starting point is 00:56:41 I love that it's there. Dude, I want to see some competitive badminton. Right? Here's what I'm here for. Shooting. You know that's going to be wild. Which is hilarious I love that it's there Dude I want to see some competitive badminton Right Here's what I'm here for Shooting You know that's going to be wild Judo You know that's going to be wild
Starting point is 00:56:52 Oh yeah Table tennis That's going to be amazing Oh yeah Fencing That's going to be wacky as hell Taekwondo Wrestling is a good one
Starting point is 00:57:01 I love the rugby I don't understand rugby to save my life. I love the rugby. I don't understand rugby to save my life, but I love watching dudes without pads beat each other up. Karate. Karate. And then they have sport climbing and surfing and skateboarding this year. Oh, my God. Here's the one thing I don't know. What is breaking?
Starting point is 00:57:22 I don't know. What is breaking? Google search't know. What is breaking? Google search breaking. Breaking. Sport? What is that? It's breakdance. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:57:34 It's breakdance. They have breakdancing? It's breakdancing. Oh, my God. We got to watch that. What is the sport of breaking? Breaking, of course. I love how this is NPR
Starting point is 00:57:47 NPR, amazing Breaking, of course Is a style of hip hop dance that includes footwork And athletic moves like back or head spins The dancers are often called B-boys or B-girls Get out of town And they'll be able to compete
Starting point is 00:58:03 In the 2024 Olympics in Paris. The International Olympic Committee approved surfing, sport climbing, skateboarding, karate, baseball for men, softball for women. Oh, that's for 2020. So we don't get breaking until 2024? Get out of town. What? That would have been worth it. That would have been worth it.
Starting point is 00:58:22 Breaking, yeah. Paris 2024. Do I have to go to paris in 2024 i will go to watch this oh my god i will be there in the crowd look at this yo that's so crazy yeah um i guess this year breaking is 2024 but this year they're including Athletics What the hell is just athletics I thought that was Athletics Olympics
Starting point is 00:58:50 Olympic sport what does that mean Athletics I don't know Athletics that sounds like what everybody's doing Right what do you mean athletics Athletics sports Every time I look up athletics sports it just takes me to The whole concept of sports. All right.
Starting point is 00:59:07 You know what? Someone can tell me in the comments. I ain't got time for this. Yeah, don't do it. This is it. I ain't got time for this. I'm just excited about stuff that isn't happening. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:15 But, hey, shout out to America. All-time medal winners with 2,522 medals. Next closest is the Soviet Union, which doesn't even exist anymore, with 1,010. So take that. Mama mia. Everyone else is way far behind. I know that shouldn't matter, but in a way, now that I know it,
Starting point is 00:59:38 it definitely does. It definitely matters. We're number one. We're number one. We're number one. Okay, what's our big news story? Wait, hold on. What's our other fact that probably doesn't matter of the day? Woo, let's go.
Starting point is 00:59:59 Dogs actually understand some English. Some owners of disobedient dogs may have trouble believing this, but dogs can learn to recognize a vocabulary of about 165 words. Unsurprisingly, dogs respond best to short words as well as words with hard consonants like T or R, which may explain why they can hear treat from three rooms away. If you want to try to expand your dog's vocabulary, be consistent. For example, always call a meal dinner instead of breakfast, lunch, or supper. And don't believe the myth.
Starting point is 01:00:29 Old dogs can learn words just as well as young dogs. Interesting. So just being like, get your dinner, and they'll just know? Yeah, they probably hear like dinner, and they're like, oh. I love the way that you say dinner. They probably hear like dinner. Dinner. Dinner.
Starting point is 01:00:44 Yeah, I can imagine a dog being like, brr, dinner. Now, here's the real question. Those videos where a dog talks to people, are those real? They gotta be. Those ones where like, they put buttons on the ground,
Starting point is 01:00:56 and a dog walks up and presses like, walk, walk. Oh, yeah. Are those, I can't ever tell if those are jokes or real, because I want to believe that a dog can learn to be like, walk now. Bad owner.
Starting point is 01:01:09 Bad. Bad owner. Walk now. That would be funny to see that, but I don't know. I don't know. All right. Big news story. Big news story.
Starting point is 01:01:21 Coming in hot. Big news story. Police stop exorcism in Home Depot lumber aisle. I need to know who had the demon. Was it an employee? Was it the lumber? What was going on? I just picture walking down like, all right, I need some lumber here.
Starting point is 01:01:41 Okay, exorcism. All right, let's go the other way. And that's an exorcism. Alright, let's go the other way. And that's an exorcism. Alright, just turning my card around. Pennsylvania police claim they were called to a Home Depot on a report of disorderly people having an exorcism in the lumber aisle.
Starting point is 01:01:55 Why? The exorcism was for the dead trees and the would-be wood exorcists. Of course it was. Of course it was. Of course it was. The would-be wood exorcists were escorted out of the building, according to a now-viral post from the Dixon City Police Department.
Starting point is 01:02:15 The incident was described in only 27 words, part of a long list of the small-town department's daily log of calls. The post has drawn attention due to its bizarre quality and has been shared more than 550 times the so-called exorcism which was said to have taken place at 3 26 p.m that's a perfect time perfect time early afternoon how does a wood exorcism happen in 2021 and not a single person in Home Depot videoed this for our entertainment that's what I'm, one commenter said. Yeah, there we go. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:02:48 That person is right on the money. How are there people in a Home Depot going like, the power of Christ compels you to like wood? Here's the problem. I wonder if that happens a lot at Home Depot. What do you mean? They're just used to it. They're like, oh boy.
Starting point is 01:03:04 Wood exorcisms? Just, you know, people shouting the power of Christ compels you at, like, hardware. I don't know. That's got to happen nonstop. Yeah, they're used to it. They're like, oh, boy, just call the police again. Well, that's your thing. I mean like
Starting point is 01:03:25 There's no We don't know why they did this They just did it There were two people Who took part in the exorcism Or whatever it was And neither was charged Well
Starting point is 01:03:34 Cause they were doing the lord's work Those That was haunted wood Yeah Maybe they actually got rid of the demon in the wood Yeah maybe We don't know Yeah
Starting point is 01:03:42 Maybe they did their work And we just don't know the story. The real story is that they defeated that demon in the hardware store. And you're welcome everyone. Hey, you know what? Thanks. Alright, well
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