Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 296 - Extreme Therapy

Episode Date: July 5, 2021

The boys are back and this week Crendor is taking on some EXTREME THERAPY! Turns out that when tackling your biggest tasks, putting them off isn't the smartest course of action. Who knew?! Also a man wants a chocotaco really badly, Julia Child washes chicken, and Tatooine is not just in a galaxy far far away. Go to http://babbel.com and use promo code COX to get 3 months of Babbel for free! Go to http://canva.me/cox to get your FREE 45-day extended trial!

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Yep. Where are you at that you're echoing that way? I'm just doing it myself. Right. But in the fictional world of this podcast. The Grand Canyon. The Grand Canyon? Yep.

Reporting live from the Grand Canyon. Got my setup over here. Incredible. You sound great for the Grand Canyon. Yeah, celebrating America Day. Pretty empty though. It sounds like no one showed up to America Day.

Yeah, nobody wanted to go to the Grand Canyon for some reason. That's weird. I figured that most people would want to you would think that that i hate i hate this bitch still going i hate it uh how's your uh how how are you how are you like i don't know this week was was interesting and that i spent a lot of time cleaning up around the old apartment and taking care of stuff, trying to get chores. You know, I think I've mentioned this before to you, but I'll say it again just to reiterate. I put things off frequently.

And I'm like, yeah, I'll get to that. So this week was me just doing the things I keep putting off. So nothing really fantastic happened, but I got a lot of stuff done. Things that needed to get done got done, so I'm proud of myself. But it wasn't very like, oh, and then this crazy thing happened. And then this, I just, you know,

I got stuff done, and I was very impressed with me. You know what? I'm impressed with you, too. Thank you. Thank you so much. I'm glad I have your approval. I need to do that too because here's

the thing i was like i'm doing the thing where i keep being like i need to clean today or like i gotta organize and then i don't because i'm like well i gotta stream later so i can't do that yet i've got to make a video and then i like i end up just i do the thing where i have all these things in my mind i need to do and then i don't do anything right that's uh apparently i get that's a big thing because i read in a book when i was at the bookstore right that it's like a common thing is everyone has so many things to do that you end up doing none of them because you're overwhelmed with so many things in your head even if they're like nothing it could be like i need to walk over there and i need to make a hot dog and i gotta go uh put this picture up but you know what i'm in my bed so i'm

just gonna lay in my bed right so i was like you know what i need to do i just need to take like two three days off just not do anything like don't even go on the internet and just like clean and organize and then be like all right i'm good i'm back so i think that's what i'm gonna do this week i would love to be there for your days away from the internet. Okay, so like I tweeted. Okay. Let me pull up my tweet. So I tweeted.

By the way, you know what? I'm going to let you get away with this, but I'm not going to gloss over the fact that you said, yeah, I read in a book. Anyway, so I was at the bookstore and I read. So did you even buy this book? I was going to buy it, and then I didn in a book. Anyway, so I was at the bookstore and I read. So did you even buy this book? I was going to buy it and then I didn't buy it. I didn't read the whole thing.

I read like... You got what you needed and now you're... Yeah, you got enough for the podcast and now you're here and that's all that mattered. Some poor guy is trying to sell his inspirational help book, his get better book, and you're just like, nah, it's not for me. All right, he's no Marie Kondo, all right? I bought her books. Who is, really?

Yeah. Yeah. Marie Kondo is Marie Kondo. I mean, maybe. Maybe. Yeah, we don't even know. Yeah. She could be a cyborg, for all we know.

Cyborg? That's where your mind went? Cyborg? Could be a cyborg. She could be a cyborg. Well, I didn't buy the book, so I read those two things. I was like, it was pretty good, and then I was reading more of it, and I was like, eh, the rest of this I kind of know already or whatever.

Like, if it was more interesting stuff that I'm like, ooh, I didn't know that, I would have just bought it. Yeah, you got what you needed. You're doing all right. You should have had more crazy facts like that, even though it's not that crazy, but, you know. More're doing all right. He should have had more crazy facts like that, even though it's not that crazy. More facts I didn't know personally.

He should have investigated my interests and my knowledge. This book is for Crandor. That should be the name of the book. For Crandor. That's the book all right. I'm just going to write a book called This Book is for Crandor and be like, I wrote this for me. If you want to buy it knock yourself out that's actually a really good idea by the way not even as a joke just like i wrote this for myself i

needed to write this and then other people will be like wow so inspirational it'll just be tips like listen you gotta take a couple days to just organize everything stop delaying it all right go to that and someone will read that and be like you know what i have to take a couple days for myself so i have some good tips in there yeah sounds like it yeah anyway i tweeted uh because i don't know if you ever uh seen the kiki's delivery service the ghibli i have seen i have seen kiki's delivery service i did see your tweet yes i know what you're talking about okay so there's a there's a part in the movie where she keeps flying and she gets kind of depressed because she's delivering all this stuff. And there's a bunch of stuff going on and she can't fly or she loses her witch powers. All right.

And then she meets up with this one girl who's just like, you know what? You just got to stop trying. Take long walks. Look at the scenery. Doze off at noon. Don't even think about flying. And pretty soon you'll be flying again. Right.

off at noon don't even think about flying and pretty soon you'll be flying again right so it's like her saying like you gotta take a break and then it rejuvenates you and you're ready to go back to work and you know give it your all but i was like dude i already don't try i take a lot of long walks i look at the scenery but i don't those off at noon usually i wake up at noon so maybe that's the maybe that's the secret i'm missing out on. You'd have to adjust more than just that to fulfill the qualifications of this. Like, your entire schedule is out of whack. Everything you – I mean, I had a similar thing this week with a TikTok. This guy posted a video where he was like, hey, I just learned this or something like that. It was like, you know, I learned this thing about myself and it changed who I am as a

person. And let me just explain it to you. And he basically said like, hey, when I was 35 or whatever he said, I went to a therapist for the first time. And I said like, hey, I don't need to come to a therapist, but I'm here because I want to improve myself. You know, I'm good at, you you know i'm good at you know i'm good at my job i'm a great husband i'm a great this and this and this and everything he described

was like all these things he does and then the therapists were like okay so you're like amazing at giving your time and energy to everyone else but like what do you do for you and he was like oh and he started crying and he was like i don't know i don crying. He was like, I don't know. I don't give anything to me, I guess. And she's like, well, that's where we start. And I was like, damn. Shit, dude. Got roasted.

Yeah. I was like, all right. And then she played an air horn. She's like, boop, boop, boop, therapy slam. Yeah, got him. I think that's how therapy works. She punched him in the face and kicked him out. Yeah, she's like, get out of here. You got problems that aren't mine. Boop, she's like, get out of here.

You got problems that aren't mine. Boo, boo, boo, boo. Next week on Extreme Therapy. I'd watch a show like that. Extreme Therapy. Extreme Therapy is dangerous. Don't do that. Don't do that.

Yeah, I probably wouldn't do that. But it would all be fake. That's the fun part. Right, right, right. It would all be fake. It would be on the PLC. People afterwards would need therapy. That's true. Like, I have trust issues.

I don't. I can't go to a therapist because I got scarred by other therapists. I remember the one time I went to a therapist because I was like, you know what? I'll try a therapist like a few years ago and i was like i mean i'm pretty happy i like i like work on the internet i just got some anxiety and stuff and then they're like all right well what's something you you've been worrying about i'm like i don't know just cleaning like organizing everything and they're like well why don't you do it and i was like uh i don't know i just do other stuff instead and

they're like well would you say cleaning and organizing are important and i was like yeah and they're like so it's just as important as all those other things you're doing i was like yeah and they're like well then why don't you do it and i was like i don't know so i was like you know what when you put it that way i mean when you put it that way. I mean, when you put it that way. Yeah. So that's my plan. I'm just going to take like two, three days, just not do anything,

and then come back and, you know, start playing Total War Warhammer again. My intense work schedule of playing Total War Warhammer. Is Warhammer like your therapy? A little bit, yeah. Because you can sit down, you build, you paint. I've been doing rats now, Skaven. When you talk about Warhammer, you sound like a crazy person. I want to let you know.

I've been doing rats now, Skaven. It sounds crazy. It just sounds weird. The problem with Warhammer 2 is I just keep being like, oh, I built the lizards, now I've got to build the goblins. I'm like, now I've got the goblins, now I've got to build the orcs. I'm like, now I built the lizards, now I gotta build the goblins. I'm like, now I got the goblins, now I gotta build the orcs. I'm like, now I did the orcs, now I gotta build the rats. But I'm like, I have like a half-built army

of goblins that I still need to build, so it's like everything's half-built and half-painted, and I need to just commit to those two and be like, you know what? I gotta sit down and finish it. You can't even commit to Warhammer! I commit to it, I commit to too many Warhammer things. I'm like, I wanna paint rats because they're cool, but I wanna paint... Do paint Jeff commitment issues. What's happening with you? No

My problem is it's like okay. Here's the thing my Warhammer is like you with scheduling Okay, just don't turn this back on me. This is value. I can't just be like oh, you know what? I'm only gonna play my lizards or like I'm only gonna do one project I'm like well I gotta build rats now so you gotta do those two projects i'm like well i gotta do this the the orcs now then there's the new orcs coming i gotta do those orcs then you got too many projects yeah honest to god i was like all right so what if i just tell everyone to take tomorrow off so i can have alone time and get my shit done instead of having to manage an office. That's where I'm at mentally.

What if no one comes in and I spend my time doing anything but work? Yeah, I'm a mess. I know you've been doing Final Fantasy. Your video's doing good. You were worried about that video. I was worried about it. I'm glad it's doing great.

Apparently you do enough research and no one can question your shit. about that video. I was worried about it. You know, I'm glad it's doing great. Apparently, you know, you do enough research and no one can question your shit. So that felt pretty good. That was nice for people to be like, yeah, that's pretty accurate. I was like, oh, thank God. The next thing I want to do, oh, Crandor, I have an idea

for a video series, but I feel like it's, I'm not, you know, I'm not a big roaster I'm not like a person who goes on the internet And stirs up drama However There is a YouTube channel That I cannot stand

And it's like corporate as shit And I want to make a whole video about it And be like what is this But like I also know people who are involved. And so I don't want to just, like, start drama because they're friends who are there. And I don't want them to get in trouble for me thinking it's trash. And so I'm just, like, really sitting on it just like, I want to make this video so badly.

But I'm trying to be a good friend. And it sucks. It sucks. Let me tell you. If anything, they should be good friends and quit so that I can then make my dumb video. Really? But here we are. It's the thing is like, there's so much drama.

I just don't like drama. Drama leads to anxiety and I already have enough anxiety. It's like your scheduling thing, right? Why are you bringing it back to me again? Why are you going to keep bringing it back to me? I'm not enough anxiety. It's like your scheduling thing, right? Why are you bringing it back to me again? Why are you going to keep bringing it back to me? I'm not the problem. Here you are. No, no, no.

You got the problem here because you got too many schedules. You got too many calendars. That's true. I mean, you're not wrong about this. I don't know how he got here. You kept bringing it back to me. That's how. Well. You kept bringing it back to me. That's how. Well, you kept bringing it back to me.

Well, that's what I was trying to do. Well, then I got to bring it back to you. How dare you? You know what I like doing? I like grilling. What? How do we get here? All right, yes.

You like grilling? Yes. Yeah, there's just something about grilling. What? How did we get here? This is the... All right, yes. You like grilling, yes. Yeah, there's just something about grilling. Where you just throw some corn on the grill, or steaks on the grill, or just even vegetables on the grill. I don't know. I just like grilling stuff. Because even when you grill, when you cook inside, it gets all steamy and whatever, especially steak or something, where it's a lot of grease and fat.

When you cook outside, you know, it's just like chilling. Yeah, there is a nice quality to being able to cook outside. It feels very like back to Mother Nature-y. You know what I mean? Yeah, it is very nature. It's like you're cooking over a campfire except a very modern campfire. Yeah, except the campfire that's like in a container that you lit via charcoal and or gas yeah yeah exactly exactly just like that but there's like some big twitter thing about people being like you know what we need to stop

is grilling and i'm like what i saw that this week i saw a guy made an article that was like i actually read some of it to figure out what the hell he was talking about he's like grilling is disgusting obviously when you're grilling you are like you're unable to clean your grill perfectly so next time you grill you get your things you previously grilled caked up in there and that's gross and i was like i don't know i kind of love that yeah it adds flavor yeah i'm like i'm fine with that seems like that's delicious yeah like you get the get the flavors everything coming back and it's you know it's not like it's unsanitary you're

putting the thing at like crazy amounts of heat so it's killing all the bacteria yeah i don't know i think but i couldn't figure it out i was like this sounds like just one of those people that's angry at something else and they're like you know what It doesn't matter that my ex-wife left me. I hate grilling now. You know what? She loved grilling. And now I hate everyone who grills. Yeah, that was just dumb to me. I think it's somebody getting mad

for the sake of getting mad for no reason. Like, just let people have some fun. You want to grill? Just go grill. Yeah, I don't know. You don people have some fun. You want to grill? Just go grill. Yeah, I don't know. You don't have to convince me. People are like, but think about how grilling... Nah, it's fine.

I'm good. I don't need to tell me otherwise. I'm fine with it. Yeah. And the thing is people in their kitchens, I feel like the kitchens are just as dirty. If you got a grill that's dirty, you probably got a kitchen that's dirty then. I don't trust that even more.

I know people used to wash their chicken. You're splashing salmonella everywhere. They're probably touching the meat and touching the countertops and stuff. Just throw it on the grill. I'm sorry. People used to wash their chicken? When? When did this happen? Yeah, people used to wash their chicken

You ever heard of that? No, what the shit? Yeah, look it up, washed chicken Is that something people do still? I think a lot of older people do it They wash their, like washing vegetables? Yeah, they wash it Washed chicken

Washing raw chicken can increase your risk of food poisoning. That's the first thing that pops up. Yeah. There's like a bunch of people who do it. I think especially older people. Let's see. People are like, should you wash your chicken? Everyone's like, no.

From package to pan. That's it. That's as easy as it is. Yeah. But no, there's a lot of people they're like ah as a lot of people say to wash your chicken like it's in recipes and it's whatever but it's literally just you're just spreading salmonella everywhere what the hell yeah and i think it's just one of those outdated like old timey things or it's like

wash the chicken to get it clean when they really didn't understand how like food illnesses oh wow yeah so this actually apparently was started by julia child way back when um apparently she would wash raw chicken and explain to people who were watching because you know she was world famous and she was the one who made like cooking at home And she explained that it would Get rid of germs but It couldn't be further from the truth Turns out that it is like terrible for you

And you should not do that because like It can actually be way worse In fact it definitely Is way worse do not do it Yeah it Doesn't remove bacteria like Julia Child thought if anything It spreads the bacteria that's on the bird around your kitchen So there you go

Yeah, you learned it here first, unless you didn't Yeah, the best way to ensure that you have no bacteria on your chicken Is to cook it There you go, that's it Who would have guessed it? And you know where you can cook it? On a grill. One precaution worth taking, they say, is get a cutting board specifically for raw meat.

A plastic cutting board for raw meat that is not the same cutting board you cut vegetables on. Yeah, I guess that makes sense. Yeah, I guess that makes sense. But I feel like a lot of people don't do that. I will just take out a plate. Yeah, you just use a plate. You're going to wash that plate anyway. I'll just use a plate, yeah.

I know not to do it on the same thing as where I cut veggies, but, like, I'll just do it on a plate. It works. It's fine. Every time I handle, like, raw meat, I, like, wash my hands, like, constantly. Just like, all right, did that wash my like, alright, did that wash my hands? Okay, did that wash my hands? I ain't getting no food-borne illness.

I already got enough problems. Interesting. Apparently, they say the juice that's in the package, when you open it up, do not put that down the drain. You may be compelled to pour it down the drain, but you shouldn't. Put the package in your trash instead.

Take out the trash as soon as possible. He explains those raw juices contain pathogenic microorganisms that are harmful. They might splatter if you pour them into your sink, which leads to the same problem as washing raw meat. Who is this person that I keep quoting that I probably should give credit to? Schaefer. Something Schaefer. Schaffner. See, I was already off.

Thanks, William Schaffner. Schaffner. Donald Schaffner. There you go. William Schaffner. William Schaffner, PhD in chickenology. Don't wash your chicken It's like pox right And then

Also they say washing chicken is bad From a cooking perspective too It ruins the whole point of trying to get Golden brown crispy chicken skin Oh Why It's preventing the skin from getting Crispy and brown if you know it's preventing the skin From getting crispy and brown

If you wash it because there's too much moisture The whole point is the reason why it gets Crispy is because you're sucking The moisture out of it and if you Want the outside of your chicken to not be like goop You should not Cover it in water to start Ah I see

Man look at that we're learning a lot here. We're learning something new every day. Cheese, cheese and crackers. Wow. Golly. I remember Julia Child had a thing on Twitch. It was like a Twitch marathon with Julia Child. I believe that.

It was fun to watch, but it wasn't like a Bob Ross because she wasn't as relaxing. She was more just like, Julia Child. I believe that. It was fun to watch, but it wasn't like a Bob Ross because she wasn't as relaxing. She was more just like Julia Child-er. So I was like, what a great Julia Child-er. But I love her like drinking French onion soup. And then

honestly, everything she made looked really good though. And then she would just drink wine and I was like, dude, I want to eat with Julia Child. Just like eat good food and drink wine. Yeah, she was the person that made it so people thought they could cook at home. Like actual cook, not just like crap out of a can. I think that's fascinating that for a while, you know, people would cook at home. And then everyone just assumed a fancy restaurant was where you got your food.

So, like, during those, you know, during the war years, and then after, people just ate differently. And so she had to come back and, like, bring it back and be like, no, you can cook at home. Like, I just sound like a Sesame Street character. I mean, you know. Honestly, she probably could have done some Sesame Street voice acting. She probably was on Sesame Street, right? She had to have been. Had to.

Julia Child Sesame Street. Had to have been. Had to have been. Jewel Child Muppet Wiki. That says a lot. Well, she was a Muppet. That's like pretty much there Oscar the Grouch declared himself The Julia Child of Grouches

In episode 112 The Count said watch out Julia Child For some reason In episode 22 Like out in the battlefield Watch out The Count remarks as he works at Hooper's store, watch out the Julia Child.

That happened. She hasn't been on it. There's a person named Julia Kid. Julia Kid. And she hosts a kitchen show called The Traveling Chef. Huh. And there's Ruthie, who is a parody of Julia Child. And then

Nanny in Muppet Babies watches a cooking show similar to Julia Child. Huh. Interesting. She also, oh, the real Julia Child also performed a skit with Cookie Monster.

And in the end, this is amazing. The skit featured a vocal duet, so they sang, which is amazing. And it ended with Child pouring ingredients down Cookie Monster's mouth. What? I mean, what are they feeding? Like cookie dough? I don't know, cookies? Yeah.

Like pouring cookie dough down. You know, I mean, cookie dough's got like E. coli and stuff in it. It's like flour. Or a can. You know what? No. Yeah, like raw flour's got like E. coli. But then you cook the cookie.

Yeah, but that's why People eat cookie dough and they're like Cookie dough and they try to eat it But you can get E.coli from that Well that's why The cookie dough you can buy Or cookie dough that's in ice cream is specially made for that Yeah they like

Which is different than like The cookie you make at home Yeah Where you're like let me lick the spoon. That can actually hurt you. But also, you know, people do it anyway. It doesn't matter. Dads will never stop doing that.

I think the risks are extremely low, but it can happen. Dads will never be the guy who's like, not lick, not look, what? Not lick the cookie? Oh my god, dude. Not look, not lick, not look? What? Not lick the cookie? Cookie. Oh, my God, dude.

Have you ever seen the PBS show they do for, like, a Fourth of July? The one that's like, a salute to America. Yeah, the capital fourth that has found it. That's like, I swear, yeah, like, every, like every like my parents and like grandparents like like every old person's like the capital fourth is i'm just like they just play like a bunch of music and here's the beach boys they're all like 70 being like and then they bring out like, what's his name? Guys on Full House. John Stamos. John Stamos. Yeah.

And for some reason, everybody loves John Stamos. He's a lovable guy. I don't like John Stamos. I hate John Stamos. I don't even know that guy. I hate him. No, he gives off that like kind of douchey Hollywood, like, yeah, I am pretty cool vibe. You know what I mean?

I mean, cool is his thing. He's that guy. He's very cool. Something about him. Something about him. He does bone rituals or something. You know he does. He does bone rituals? I'm sorry, what?

He definitely does bone rituals, dude. The man is known to do a few bone rituals. The bone bone rituals. I'm sorry. What if he does bone rituals dude? Yeah, the man does it man is known to do a few bone rituals the classic bone rituals What are phone rituals? What does that mean? I don't know What do you mean? Oh, no, you can't just accuse someone of bone witchery Like you probably takes chicken bones out like his yard and does like witchcraft You know oh No, I chicken bones out to, like, his yard and does, like, witchcraft. You know? I don't know.

I was just trying to mix something up. I was just trying to accuse a man of something. Come on. Oh, here we go. He avoided a DUI charge in 2015. By bone ritual? By bone ritual. That's probably how he avoided it. And he got a DUI in Beverly Hills.

Look at that. See, I told you. He's got that little bit of Hollywood douche in him. Called it. I don't understand. Alright, it's just my vibe. I just got that vibe. and you look that up granted i'm sure you can look up like anybody and find something i don't know maybe i'm just being a little too judgmental he does have like a hollywood vibe that's true yeah plus but he's uncle jesse he's Uncle Jesse. He's Uncle Jesse.

Yeah, I mean. Wait, was he in the, what's he do now, aside from the Capital Fourth? I don't know. Sell yogurt? Wait, he sells yogurt? He did. He used to do yogurt commercials. Oh, I think I do remember that.

John Stamos, IMDB. What's he up to lately? John, what are you doing? Besides the reboot of Full House. He's on a TV short series called Royalties. I guess that's a thing. And he's on a TV series, Big Shot. I've never heard of either of those.

Probably where he does the bone rituals, dude. He was in Little Mermaid Live as Chef Luis. Oh, that's pretty good. That's yummy. That's pretty all right. Yeah, that's pretty good. You're in Little Mermaid Live. That's like a top tier.

I mean, that's like, he was the chef. And the chef. I wonder if he washed his chicken. Oh, my God. Probably not. I was going to bring up M. Night Shyamalan. All right, I brought this up on stream. Why?

I was thinking of movies, and then I thought of that. So I was talking about M. Night Shyamalan, and there's that new M. Night Shyamalan, and there's that new M. Night Shyamalan movie coming out where everybody's old, but they're young, or it makes them old. What? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, you might see that. I'm sorry. You described that movie terribly.

What is this film? It's called Old. It's called Old? Yes. It's in theaters in, like weeks two or three two three weeks a thriller about a family never a tropical holiday who discover that the secluded beach where they are relaxing for a few hours is somehow causing them to age rapidly reducing lives into a single day. Um, what?

Yeah. That's a classic Shyamalan. I don't, so what is the, like, what's the message of this film? Because I know if it's M. Night Shyamalan, it's going to be something like, don't you understand? Life is fleeting, and you must, but like, also, if you were rapidly aging, I would not be concerned about anything else. Oh, yeah. I wouldn't be, like, trying to make amends with my family.

I'd be like, what the hell is happening right now? Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I was asking people. I was like, what are the good M. Night Shyamalan movies? So, I remember I saw Sixth Sense, which I think was his first one. That one was, like, you know, good, but it was like one of the first ones he did. And it's the classic, like,

I see bad people. But then after that, like, Signs. I think Signs was like, okay. I was like, eh. Some people said The Village, but some people said The Village was like, good for parts and bad for parts, or the ending was bad. I don't know.

I can't figure out this movie. I can't figure it out. Old is unlike anything M. Night Shyamalan has done before. No one has ever seen anything like it in this tone and the way it's just, I mean, it's just like nothing else. like it in this tone and the way it's just, I mean, it's just like nothing else. I'm deciding on the minor note, how to end on a minor note. Unbreakable ends on kind of a dip, right? He goes to a dark note, that minor note at the end. The guy you thought was the best friend is the villain. The minor note sticks with you forever. What does that have to do with I don't know M. Night Shyamalan is looking to end old

in such a way as to leave the audience pondering haunting implications for the movie's conclusion so while it won't be necessarily a twist like M. Night Shyamalan is known for it will be something that torments us long after we leave the screen I don't even understand the premise of the movie or it will be something that torments us long after we leave the screen.

I don't even understand the premise of the movie. I just know an island makes people age fast. That's literally all I know. I don't understand. What other movies have you seen of his? Have you seen most of them? I've seen most of them. A lot of them are trash.

Which ones were the good ones you saw? I don't remember. Honestly, most of them, I liked Unbreakable. I thought that was super fun. I really liked, the one that I really liked was the one with James McAvoy where he had all the personalities I thought that was very good It came out of nowhere and I couldn't believe how much I actually enjoyed it

Split Split yeah That was actually great I was surprised how much I enjoyed that movie And then I don't know Signs had a few good moments But I think the ending was kind of lame

The village I thought the ending was kind of lame Basically for a while there he'd make like Fun movies that kind of had sucky endings Hmm The Lady in the Water or whatever that one I didn't like that one at all He's all over the place Definitely not the Avatar movie that was hot trash oh yeah

i heard that was the worst one oh it's so bad imagine taking an entire season of a tv show and trying to cram it into an hour or like two hours terrible it was like season the last season of game of thrones yeah pretty much yes yeah pretty much yeah no that's yeah i remember i because people were like oh it's so bad and i was like should i watch this they're like it's not it's not even worth watching like it's it's bad bad so i watched like a trailer for it no it looked pretty bad there's like it was what are you and he's like i am the avatar and i was like oh yeah this is bad they're like here come the rock the earth shapers or i don't watch Airbender.

I don't know anything. They're just like, you think they're going to do like some big earth thing and they throw like one little rock. I was like, what? I don't particularly know of anything that I'd be like, that's the movie to see. But I think Split was fun. But I don't, I mean, the reason why I love Split is because it connected to something else he made in a way that I was not expecting. I was like, oh!

So, I don't know. That's all the things I got. I'm out of topics. Great. Oh, well, you know what? You know what else, Crandor? You know what doesn't suck? Here we go.

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How's the weather? Weather time. Whoa, watches issued for Tampa Bay. We got Tropical Storm Elsa hitting the Florida and the East Coast. And let me tell you right now, it's not let it snow. It's let it rain. Great. Great. I love it.

I don't know how many times they're going to make that joke tied into Elsa. All right. Let's see. What do we got? What do we got? Let's find the last week's episode I think we got some more weather recommendations there Tatooine, Tunisia

Is there I mean, I know it was filmed there But is it called Tatooine? I think so, yeah, it says Tatooine Oh my god, it does exist It does exist Where is this? It's in southern Tunisia

Oh so it's in Africa North central Africa Alright I did not know that But now I do And here's the weather for you Oh you know what Here's what's cooler Tatooine was named Tatooine

And then it inspired Star Wars. Oh. Oh, that's pretty cool. Cool. Well, right now it's 83 degrees there, Fahrenheit, as of 2.30 a.m., because that's what time it is right now over there. It is 35% humidity, 29.89 inches of pressure 10 mile visibility dew point 53 uv index 0 of 10 and a waning crescent moon 5 15 a.m sunrise 7 30 p.m sunset let's take a look at the old 10 day

you got monday 104 mama mia uh tuesday 105 wednesday 105 thursday 103 friday 101 saturday 108 sunday 105 monday 103 tuesday 106 wednesday 104 god and it's pretty much just that and sunny every day so uh it's like being in arizona pretty much mama me that's just it's so hot that's too hot for me i'm looking i'm looking at the weather right now it's crazy that so its record high is 119 degrees and its record low which i think is hilarious is 28 yeah i mean it's one of those things where it gets cold at night in the deserts and stuff. But 28 degrees? Just 28?

Yeah. That's crazy. The world is wild. There's some places in the world where it's like negative 119. That's not true. Like negative 20. It could be. There's no negative 119 degrees on planet Earth.

Are you sure? You're making me go to Antarctica. I think that place in Russia is colder. Negative 119 degrees? No way. Uh. Oymyakon. Oymyakon?

Oymyakon is the coldest permanently inhabited place on Earth and is found in the Arctic Circle's northern pole of cold. In 1933 it recorded minus 67.7 celsius uh i was gonna say in minus like 119 there's no way that's 89.96 fahrenheit okay yeah there's no way almost 100 minus 119 that's that'd be crazy i mean that's still pretty close to minus 100 i mean it's very cold

true but like minus 100 i don't think is a thing that planet earth does yeah yeah well i mean you hit the point where a lot it just doesn't feel any different when you walk outside i mean i think it would i think it i think the difference between the minus 80 and minus 100, you would feel it. I think you would feel it. I don't think so. As somebody who lives at a place where it was literally like, well, zero one day and then minus 20 and then like minus 30. You're telling me you felt no difference in those? No.

The difference is you get colder faster. That's it. So instead of walking outside and getting colder in like one minute, you get cold in like 30 seconds. Like that's really the main difference. I mean, that's the difference. I mean, that qualifies as the difference. If the actual cold doesn't feel there, it just feels like how fast you get cold is what feels different. That's because your body's like, God, help me. Get me out of here. It probably is.

That's why I don't get when people are like well where i live it's actually worse than where you live it's like i don't want to live where you live then you know i mean it's the it's the weather ego this really upsets you that's what happens there it's like oh man it's pretty hot today it's like 90 and someone's like well here it's like 145 degrees like i don't care if it was 145 degrees, that would be, that's just like minus 119. That's not happening. I live in a volcano. Don't listen to those people.

They're crazy. I can't even go outside. I live in a volcano. That's where I'm from. Okay. I don't get it. What? A hard volcano?

Although at the same time. I'm from a volcano. I'm a molten lava man. I say I don't get it. a hard volcano although at the same time a volcano i'm a molten lava man i say i don't get it that's dumb at the same time sometimes people are like oh it's like 50 it's cold and i'm like that's cold and i'm like oh god i'm doing it so you just gotta catch yourself don't don't don't allow yourself to be taken by the weather ego monster the weather ego monster. Yes. Yeah, okay. That's the weather. All right, let's go to sports.

Sports. Welcome to the sports desk. How's it going? I mean, it's going. I'm interested to hear about the Olympics. All right, well, let's jump there first. Olympics, they are coming up on the 23rd, which means we are only about two and a half weeks

away now nice we're getting close uh we've got looks like they're still happening that's the big news they are still happening um how no cheering could affect Olympic performance. I mean, I don't know. I don't think it's going to affect it that much. If anything, it'll probably make them better. Agreed. I mean, they practice without crowds. I mean, it'll probably be more like practice, and it'll help them out, if I had to guess.

I guess? I don't know. Well, I know. So that's pretty neat. Let's check out. Oh, I told somebody I'd look up sumo wrestling because apparently there's like a big sumo wrestling thing now. What do you mean big sumo wrestling thing now? What does that mean?

I think the sumo wrestling championships, a national sumo championship coming to Dripping Springs. Wait, Dripping Springs? Where's that? I don't know. i don't know what i don't know you're talking to me like i'm like here to help you i'm two doors behind you trying to hear what you're shouting at me i don't know what's going on right now um let's see the sumo sumo wrestling oh god i lost my pad grand tournament schedule sumo wrestling tournament july 4th so it starts today in the dolphins arena and wait in in in florida i don't know where this is happening it might be japan

oh the dolphins arena maybe it means like all all right, so not the Miami Dolphins. Gotcha. Yeah. Boy, uh-oh. Sumo wrestler gets slapped with six tournament ban. Uh-oh. That's what you get for drugs? I think it's drugs. Oseki Asanoyama was hit with a six-tournament suspension

and a six-month pay cut, 50%. Punishment was handed to him after it was confirmed he had violated the association's coronavirus guidelines when he went to nightclubs without permissions. Why is that? You know what? He celebrated. Let the man have his fun. He went to cabaret nightclubs 10 times and ate out three times.

He falsely stated he had been seeking medical treatment. Oh, boy. So, pretty much he just lied and went out during all that. But, dude, imagine, like, going out to a nightclub and you, like, see, like, a sumo wrestler, and you're just like, dude, that guy could actually just destroy me. I love this version of your life where you think you're, like, going to just meet a sumo wrestler out in public.

And he's going to be like, you, I will defeat you. You're like, oh, jeez. I mean, he'd probably defeat most people. I mean, you're right. Actually, you're correct. You are, yeah. Then we got basketball. We got the NBA Finals coming up.

It is the Milwaukee Bucks and the Phoenix Suns, which I think is great because it's finally different teams that aren't like LeBron or the Lakers and the Warriors and whoever. So I'm glad. Let's go. I'm rooting for, I want the Bucks, but I wouldn't even mind if the Suns won. So I'm just, it'll be a good NBA final. And then in the NHL, the Tampa Bay Lightning are up 3-0 on the Montreal Canadiens. And I imagine they're just going to win.

So that's, Tampa Bay is probably going to win. So Tampa Bay continuing their rampage Of winning like every sport I don't know how Florida does it They just keep doing it That's a great question I've often I've often asked myself

How Florida Continues to do it What is happening to me? I don't know what's happening to you. If like in a year from now we discover that I have some weird brain thing, I want to let you know this is where we found out.

This is on this show. I often peculiarize the attempt of hockey. Over in baseball. Red Sox at the top. Tampa Bay in second.

White Sox at the top. Houston at the top. Mets at the top. Milwaukee at the top. San Francisco and the Dodgers tied at the top. And at sports. All right, Gwendolyn. What is our...

No, hold on. What's our fact? Like the fact that you stumped me with. Yes, you actually got me because I forgot about the fact. Well, well, well, well, well, well, well. Oh. Wait, am I the problem now? Am I my own worst problem?

Great. It's possible. Uh. Let's see. Let's see. Oh, my God. Your liver can regrow itself in three weeks. Pardon?

Yeah, your liver can regrow itself in three weeks. The Greeks had it right with Prometheus, it turns out. According to Greek mythology, thean was punished by having an eagle eat his liver day after day the liver would regrow at night leaving Prometheus at the bird's mercy it turns out the regenerative properties of his story are partially true

doctors have found that the liver can regrow in three weeks not one day three weeks really it's just the liver huh yeah just the liver is there do we have an answer for why the liver regrows i have to google this the liver regrow faced the ability for the liver to regenerate is central to liver's homeostasis because the liver is the main site of drug detoxification it is exposed to many chemicals homeostasis. Because the liver is the main site of drug detoxification,

it is exposed to many chemicals in the body which may potentially induce cell death and injury. The liver can regenerate damaged tissue rapidly, thereby preventing its own failure. So why don't we figure out a way to, like, get that regeneration into the rest of our body? That sounds like something I would also ask and that some scientists would be like,

these guys are dumb. why would you even ask that I mean I just Seems like an obvious question If the liver is a part of us And it is used to dealing with like all sorts of trash And it can regenerate Why is there science I imagine there has to be scientists

Working on the regenerative properties Of the liver And then Making like how do we relate that to the rest of us? Yeah, I don't know. That's a good question. I mean, I think it's a good question, at least. So if there's smart people out here, please let us know. Please let us know.

The liver can repair itself over time from alcoholic fatty liver disease. Hepatitis will not be able to heal itself from the scars of cirrhosis, though. So, essentially, you just, you gotta stop doing the things that hurt it before you go crazy. So, you know. What's crazy? All right, they're saying, what the? So, you can donate your liver. Hmm.

As little as 30% of your liver can regrow to its original volume. After you donate, your liver function returns to normal in about two to four weeks, and your liver slowly regrows to nearly its full original volume at about a year. Huh. What the hell? Liver's crazy. What the? That's fascinating.

I didn't know that. You got me. Yeah. Look at that. I got you with a weird, cool fact, random fact of the day. I can't believe that underneath all of this information is, can a liver donor drink alcohol? And it's like, no, don't do that. Why would you do that?

At least wait a while. Yeah, what the hell? Okay. That's a random fact. All right, what is our big news story of the day? Big news story of the day. Florida man attacks victim with a jar of salsa at 7-11 steals choco taco this guy has his priorities things are getting stranger every day it seems and florida man is stepping up his game this time is it is that stranger than anything else we've

covered on this show i think it's actually a little more tame than some of the things we've covered. Right? If anything, it makes sense. You've got to fight them off with the salsa, take your Choco Taco, and you run. This time with a jar of salsa and a Choco Taco at a 7-Eleven in St. Petersburg, Florida. According to St. Pete Police, a 31-year-old Latrelle Antoine Treselus, a convicted felon, attacked a customer for no apparent reason inside of a 7-Eleven location. Police say Treselus entered the 7-Eleven, began to walk around the store,

eventually opening a freezer door, snagging a Choco Taco ice cream, and began to eat it. Investigators say that's when Treselus grabbed a 15.5 ounce jar of Tostitos salsa through the jar to another customer in the store, unprovoked. The force of the throw caused the glass jar to break on the victim's back, leaving swelling, redness, and minor laceration. Tresslis walked out of the store without paying for the taco or the salsa and was charged with battery and petty theft

with two or more priors. Why not this guy was going to be like cool and he's just like a dick. Yeah. Like why? First off, you got to pay for that choco taco, homie. You got to pay for that. You got to pay for that taco. You can't just take the choco taco.

That's rude as shit. And you probably shouldn't throw jars of salsa. Yeah, don't throw salsa at people. Like if they're into that, if it's like consensual salsa throwing, sure. But on the back, in the glass, that's rude. That's rude. And then he just walked out like nothing had happened. If I was working there, I would have jumped that counter and been like,

you're paying for that Choco Taco. I can see that. You would have been like the – I would have pulled him back in. I would have been like, no, sir. No, sir. Because the only weapon he has was that salsa, and that salsa is broken. So he can't get access to the salsa now.

So I got him. I mean, that's our story. I also found the one link that said Nicolas Cage once did mushrooms with his cat. That's true. I think that's all you really need to hear I mean that's pretty much the story Yeah I believe that The best part about that Is he's like look the cat was doing it

So I might as well too Which is crazy What a crazy statement The cat seemed to enjoy it so I was like yeah I guess I'll do it Classic Nick Cage dude Classic Alright well that's it for us Thank you so much for listening and watching I hope you're enjoying this podcast So I was like, yeah, I guess I'll do it. Classic Nick Cage, dude. Classic. All right. Well, that's it for us.

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