Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 302 - Pineapple Jerky Problems

Episode Date: August 16, 2021

The boys are back, and this time Jesse is obsessed with a snack he ate this past week while doing a top secret thing. Crendor tries to find it for him and it leads down a rabbit hole to Whole Foods, twin nutritionists, and expensive water. Also Cox turns out to be a hard last night for some people. All this and much more on this episode of Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 15% off your first order and free shipping! Go to http://hawthorne.co and use promo code cox to get 10% off your first purchase!

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And they've got avocados on them. And we'll talk about that as well. Now let's jump into this podcast! Hello everybody! It's time for Ghost on Trend Dog! This is Trend Dog in the morning. In the morning! Broadcasting live, live, live, live, live! In 4-hour recording studio.

Recording. Wake your ass up, it's the Cax and Credo of the Morning. Hello everybody, welcome to an exciting episode of Cax and Credo of the Morning. I think that's the most normal intro you've done in a while. You know what? I'm feeling pretty normal today. I'm, you know, pretty basic. Yeah. Why is that? I don't know.

It's like the mid-afternoon. I'm awake. Things are all right. I had a pretty chill week. You know, I mean, like, you know, it's been all right. I don't got nothing in my brainium confusing the oscillation of my thoughts to my word passage. What? I was doing all right until that.

All right, see? The more things change, the more they stay the same. Yep. Like, what's a normal thing going on here did you do your like uh your who's a what's it's your who's a what's it's you know no now you're the problem no no no dude yeah you're you do your what do you call you get your coffees you do your workouts you work on your video games I did all my who's and what's today

It's all done The rest of the day is just podcasts all day That's the rest of my day So you know It's alright I would talk more about the past week But I simply can't Oh yeah that thing

Today was a great day Today was a great day Today was a fun day The rest of the week Is under strict NDA So I can't say a word But just know things probably happened And they were probably great Are we going to have to wait a long time to see those things

I think October I think Internet that's a long time yeah yeah by the time it actually happens people will be like oh my god i had no clue and here i am like wink wink nudge nudge something's happening yeah it's it's pretty far away i would say that um the the thing to remember is no matter what anyone tries to guess, they will never be close. Because they can never imagine that I would have the opportunity that I had. It's crazy, Crandor.

You have no clue. I got no clue. You got zero clue. No one has a clue. All week, people were like, what are you up to? Are you doing this thing? And I'm like, nope. And they're like, you're doing this thing?

And I'm like, what are you up to? Are you doing this thing? And I'm like, nope. And they're like, you're doing this thing? I'm like, nope. I mean, to be fair, you've essentially given us a clue by saying that it's something we would never guess. So that in alone in itself is a clue. It is a very good clue. That's true. But it's so out there that I don't think anyone would put two and two together and be like, oh, my God. Jesse did that. Yeah. No, there's no way.

Until October. Yeah. I can't say anything i wish i could trust me i wish i could but i can't every time we did one of these we're just like we did some crazy stuff this week like what do you do can't say well that's i mean that sucks that sucks it would not be entertaining which is why i'm like sorry everyone I got nothing for you. I literally have nothing for you this week. My whole week was straight up just NDA'd. Everything I did was under NDA.

And I wish I could say, although this isn't under NDA, I found a, while there, I was given a fruit leather that was pineapple fruit leather, and I've never had pineapple fruit leather before. Let me just tell you a thing. It was delicious. And more importantly, it's called solely fruit leather or whatever. I can't find it anywhere. I feel like it's a whole food thing, but I went online looking for it because I was like, I'm going to order 800 of these. I can't find it.

And Amazon was like, yeah, yeah, you can get 12 for $ dollars i was like what the no i'm good i feel like that's a rip-off so uh yeah i'm on a hunt so if you know where solely pineapple leather is oh my god i'm gonna get like eight million of those i'm gonna eat those all those all the time, Crandor. Oh my god, it was so good. Pineapple leather. Pineapple fruit leather. You know like there's fruit, it's like it's like fruit jerky. Yeah. But it's just fruit. It's all, it's just fruit.

But in like, you know, the form of one long strip. And let me tell you, it was I could eat 12 bajillion of those I'm looking here They got They got mango

They got pineapple They got pineapple with coconut They got mango with chili and salt Nah And banana Nah They also have ones where you can Get a chocolate drizzle But I feel like that's a waste

I don't want chocolate drizzle I just want that pure uncut raw pineapple I want that good stuff Just give it to me I can't find it online I've been trying to find it And everywhere I've seen it's like Yes of course we'll ship it

$86 It's just, nah. I'm all right. It's just pineapple. It ain't that big a deal. They got to sell this somewhere, right? It's got to be somewhere. It seems like a Whole Foods thing.

Or maybe like a Trader Joe's. But it definitely seems like a Whole Foods thing. Yeah, I don't think they'd have it at Trader Joe's. I feel like they'd do their own thing. They'd have like Trader Joe's jerky jam with like, you know, their own jerky. Here's the thing, I'd eat that too. So instead because I couldn't find that, when I was on Amazon, I typed in

pineapple jerky, pineapple fruit leather, pineapple fruit roll-ups. And I ordered the cheapest things of all of them that I could find. So now I have a variety of pineapple flavored things coming to my house. And let me tell you, I'm ready. I am ready to get crazy with it.

I'm going to be eating pineapple all day, every day. Watch out. Now, I did see Walmart is selling these. Get out of town. Five ratings, 3.6 stars That's because people who shop at Walmart I'm going to let you know Don't appreciate fruit leather

They can't possibly appreciate it I'm just letting you know There's something about Walmart Having shopped there Numerous times in my life I know that I wasn't ready to appreciate Pineapple fruit leather when I was shopping there. You have to grow into

it, man. You gotta grow into it. I mean, some of the people are. There's two people who gave it five stars. Where do you even see it? Here, I'll link it. I'm on this thing and I typed in pineapple jerky and it's all actual jerky. Oh, yeah. There's two?

No, this is too much. Here's the problem. What? They want $35 for this. $35 for 12 strips? That's not the point. They're not talking about the price. All right, there's the three stumps.

I bet the price comes into effect when you're like, $35? That's a ripoff. No. They say, these are interesting interesting to say the least they do taste like pineapple but there's a smell to them that is not pleasant which makes it hard to eat the texture is similar to a super thick fruit by the foot or fruit roll-up no one in my family of four particularly liked them i would not personally buy these again three stars what's that person's name their Their name is Mom of Two.

Yeah, I don't trust parents. None of them. I don't trust parents. They chose to have children? None of them. Not a fan of that. You trust your parents. Actually, you definitely

don't trust your parents. Oh, yeah, are you kidding me? They guilt trip me into stuff um then that's how i get things done yo guilt trip here's the thing they still gave him three stars but here's the one star from irena they say so so the one that was sent to me was expiring in a couple months, was not as fresh tasting as the other ones I purchased in Whole Foods with a year or more expiration date. So actually, yeah, that's more about the shipping. Yeah, it's more about Walmart. Sounds like this is a Walmart problem to me.

Also, $35 for 12 is insane. That's so much money for one fruit. Like, I get, I don't know. I get how maybe you could justify it, but I can't. 35 bucks for 12 pieces? Get out of town. I'll just drive to Whole Foods. Let's see.

Yeah, let's see if Whole Foods. I'll brave the Whole Foods parking lot where every time I've ever been there, there's always six guys asking me for money. Man, I just want to get some lunch at Whole Foods, man. I'm like, why do you need $5? What the hell? I go to the other grocery store, and those guys are asking for a dollar outside. Even the Whole Foods homeless dudes out front are like, I just need $5. Like, what the shit?

Just got to buy some pineapple fruit jerky. That's four for five. Man, I need to get in on that. Actually, yeah, they're at Whole Foods. Four for five. It looks like they're in stock in most of the Whole Foods. See, that's where I need to go.

I need to go buy a bunch of those. I need to go buy them out of stock. I'm going to go there today and I'm going to buy the four for five. All right. And I'm going to report back next week if I remember. But I think I'll remember because I'm going to buy the four for five. All right? And I'm going to report back next week if I remember, but I think I'll remember because I'm going to write it down. Whole Foods locations.

When does Whole Foods close? Because now I've got to go, but I've got stuff to do today. Oh, close to 10 p.m. I think I can get there. I think I can get there. You can do it. Oh, wait, no. Oh, is that the right? Oh, man, there's so many here's the problem

there are too many whole foods in la they're all i'm surrounded by them and they're so oh dude let me just tell you the last time i was at a whole foods i watched a woman ask a lady there if the celery water was fresh and i was watching her hold a container and then it was one stick of celery and a bunch of water and i was like what the hell am i this is too much for me how do you even make celery water aside from like letting celery soak but like there's got to be a certain amount of time you're letting it soak in there, right? Dude, I don't know. I think it's just water with a stick of celery in it. Now I've got to Google this.

Celery water. There's a very famous photo of asparagus water. If you look up asparagus water at Whole Foods, it's $6. And it says Whole Foods removes asparagus water, $6. So I guess people were making fun of them so much they removed the asparagus water. But again, this probably happened the last time I was there, which was when they were like, celery water. Dude, I can't even. I can't even find it.

There's just celery juice. There's no celery water. Well, that's because I think it's gone now. That's how long it's been since I've been to Whole Foods, I guess. But look up asparagus water and you'll literally see a photo of asparagus water. Asparagus. Why would you even want asparagus water? I don't know. Oh, yeah.

There it is. I don't know. Six dollars? That's what I'm saying. Whole Foods is a place where people Who have more money Than cents go to shop There's just like There's so many other things

That you could spend that money on that are equally Healthy but like I guess you want Water that has asparagus in it You could buy the water, buy the asparagus Make tons of asparagus Water and be just fine Yeah You could Why you would want to do that I do not know buy the asparagus, make tons of asparagus water, and be just fine. Yeah, you could.

Why you would want to do that, I do not know. Yeah, I would definitely not want asparagus water. The thing is, like, I usually go to Whole Foods once a week, but I only buy specific things. That's what you got to do. You can't buy, like, all the stuff there. You got to buy, like, usually I'll buy, like, fruit or, like, produce there. I like their produce. Even sometimes I'm like, I'll buy like fruit or like produce there so i like the produce even sometimes i'm like i don't even you know i'll buy the other produce the grocery store like if they got like a big thing of blueberries on sale i'm like maybe i'll get it but if it's not on sale

i'm like well i'm just going to the regular grocery store then right or like uh any alcohol there is overpriced never buy alcohol at all like a whole most things that whole foods are over like i said more money than sense 90 of the things that whole foods you can get other places and then and those things are more expensive there and then there's a few things you can never find anywhere else and that's probably the reason to go but you know like now i have to go to get my damn fruit jerky but like i'm not going to go in there and be like what other awesome deals can i get it's not happening usually when we have our steak night i'll get like the red potatoes there and the asparagus and stuff because it's like you know you get two red potatoes they're like little that's like it's like a dollar you know or like 90 cents time out you're telling me you buy two

small potatoes for your steak night like Like, sometimes three red potatoes. It depends. I mean, we're getting other stuff. Hold on. Is this for both you and toast? Yeah. And you share three small red potatoes? Well, it's three red potatoes, then we get corn, then we get asparagus. Okay. Okay.

We're not just eating three potatoes. I thought you were like, and then the mice children get their potatoes. Only one bit of potato for you today. You know, you get like two, three potatoes. It's like a dollar, like whatever. It's still so funny the way you say it. You got to get two or three little potatoes.

In my mind, those red potatoes are like. They go a long way. You laugh, but those potatoes go a long way, all right? Sometimes you can't even eat them all. You can't eat them... Holy shit, this is why I'm fat. I don't live in a world where I can't imagine eating three tiny red potatoes. You split that up, that's six halves.

So you got six halves. Those six halves, I would eat all six halves. You're like, well, I share them with my love. I'm like, get out of here. Get out of here. But we're all sweet. You got asparagus, and you oil that asparagus up. I would eat that too.

Put the garlic on. Put a little garlic asparagus. That's spicy. Great. I'd eat that up. Yep. I'd eat the corn. I'd eat the steak.

There would be no problem here where I'd be like, oh, that was one potato too many. Dude, sometimes they sell that. We should have gotten two instead of three. They try to sell you that packaged corn. No, no, no. You got to get the corn and the husk. All right. You get that husk corn. You crack the end off. You peel it. It's going to be fresh. It's going to taste better. All right. That's the only way to get your corn. And it's cheaper because you're paying the less to get better quality, but you got to do a little extra work.

But you know what? Whatever. Oh, here we go. Here we go. This is a good article. 25 things you should buy and avoid at Whole Foods. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Here we go. Buy Eden Foods sauerkraut. What? You want to get your sauerkraut at Whole Foods? I mean, where else do you get your sauerkraut at Whole Foods? I mean, where else do you get your sauerkraut? Don't buy the salad bar. The salad bar is like, it's one of the coolest things there.

Yeah, but if you get a salad there, it's like $10. I mean, I'm not going to buy from it. I just think it's neat. It is pretty neat. I've never been to Whole Foods and been like, I'm going to get the salad bar. I remember one time I was at Whole foods and i got the buffet thing and i was like all right and then i got a salad with it so i'm like oh i got a salad bar and it was like it was like 20 i'm like 20 like for the buffet and the salad bar thing like it's crazy never got it again this is why you this is what you should buy. Organic bok choy. Oh yeah, they have good bok choy.

I get bok choy there. What the? This seems like an article about the salad bar. The first thing is buy sauerkraut. The second thing is skip the salad bar. Third thing is buy bok choy. The next thing is

skip eggs from the salad bar third thing is buy bok choy the next thing is skip eggs from the salad bar well like you're already skipping the salad bar you don't need to be reminded why would the eggs be a problem buy pacific bone broth if the next thing is skip rotisserie chicken hold on why are we getting eggs from the salad bar? What's wrong with the eggs? Don't get eggs. It says, if you're in a pinch and can't stay away from the salad bar, there is one big no-no, eggs. Get a large egg from the bar. That means you're likely to pay well over a dollar for it. If you get a dozen eggs, it's about $3.49 or $0.29 per egg.

But they did go through the process of hard boiling that egg. Yeah, they boiled your egg for you. Yeah, they did all the work. You're paying for the time, technically. Yeah, that's how most things work. You're just paying for the time. Bone broth, Pacific bone broth. Six pack.

Get yourself a six pack of bone broth. Can't go wrong with bone broth. Okay. But I feel like you can get that at most grocery stores. Yes, literally the things they said that are must-buys so far are sauerkraut, which you can get anywhere. Bok choy, which now more days you can get almost anywhere.

Yeah. And then bone broth, which you can get almost anywhere. Yeah. The next one, skip that rotisserie chicken. Wait, why? I mean, they're like, it that rotisserie chicken. Okay. Why? I mean, they're like, it's just going to cost you more than it would to go someplace else and get rotisserie. Oh, yeah, I guess that's true.

But the thing is, this is the problem, though. This article is dumb. Businessinsider.com, this is dumb. They're like, look, we're all about lean protein, but no one wants to spend $7.99 on a whole rotisserie chicken at Whole Foods. There's also an organic one for $9.99. Competitors offer the same chicken for $2 or $3 less like Costco, who offers

an entire rotisserie chicken for $4.99. But you have to pay for a Costco membership! Yeah. That's not a steal. If you get the Whole Foods one, it says it's organic chickens. Maybe the chicken's raised better. Maybe it's a steal. Like, if you get the Whole Foods one, they said it's organic chickens. Maybe the chicken's raised better. Maybe it's treated better.

I would trust... Here's the thing. I would trust the Whole Foods chicken more than the Costco chicken. Oh, yeah, 100%. Now, does it taste better? Probably not. I bet Costco... Oh, yeah, it probably tastes like grease and...

Oh, yeah, that's probably delicious. But is it better for you? Definitely not. 100% not. Then it says what to buy. Kind dark chocolate nuts and sea salt bars. You can get those literally anywhere. You can get those anywhere, yeah.

Anywhere. Why you would buy it there is beyond me. Skip. Don't get their organic chocolate truffles. Okay. But it's like, no one thinks a truffle will improve their waistline, but these are 170 calories

and two teaspoons of sugar per bite. Alright, here's the problem. I found this article, and it says that the nutrition twins say women should get less than six teaspoons of added sugar a day and men should get less than nine teaspoons. But like, who are the nutrition twins?

And why should I believe them? You know the nutrition twins. The nutrition twins. Did they both just go into nutrition together and they're like, yeah. Or like, did one twin convince the other twin, like, we gotta go into nutrition. Like, what's the story here? And like, yeah. Or like, did one twin convince the other twin? Like, we got to go on the nutrition. Like, what's the story here?

And like, are they actually trustworthy? I'm going to have to Google the nutrition twins now. Google the nutrition twins. They have a website. Tammy and Lisey? I already know that I, oh boy, I clicked it. I, oof. Oh yeah, that's.

I'm already out. All I know is they've got they've got a shit on a like as seen on bravo cnn doctors food i'm like i don't trust them already yeah no look i was already out when i saw tammy and lisi were their names licey i was like then i clicked it and saw them and was like, and then I see like, no, yeah, they're available on TV land. Watch them on Good Morning America. I'm already not feeling this. I'm not feeling it. Yeah, no. This is like that Dr. Oz crap where it's like, yeah, if you just eat 800 pounds of organic cabbage and then add apple cider vinegar you can have good farts and you're like

why are you telling us this yeah no that was literally as i saw them i got dr oz vibe like right away that's the worst part is oh this sucks the worst part is is if you stay around on the web page long enough uh a pop-up is like three simple secrets to weight loss without relying on willpower And then the only way you can click on it Is yes I want it There is no off button And then above that is another ad that has an off button

For new relief bill Is making health insurance more affordable Then down at the bottom Is a Microsoft ad And then another pop up Is want a private session with us We can help lower weight Lower your cholesterol Reduce IBS symptoms And then another pop-up is, want a private session with us? We can help lower weight, lower your cholesterol, reduce IBS symptoms, make your body feel better today, book now.

This is maddening. You figure for people who are so popular that they wouldn't have time for private sessions, but here we are. You would think that, but I imagine they're very expensive, and that's probably why. Yeah, no, I'm good. Thanks to the nutrition twins. So that's the... Yeah, no, I'm all right. I always remember that one lady when I had breakfast years ago. She was this old woman, and she's like, I heard Dr. Oz say an almond a day keeps the health problems away.

It's some shit. I'm like, imagine everybody in the world just ate one almond. They're like, dude, I'm cured of everything. And I haven't gotten any diseases. I've done it. I'm cured. Oh, Jesus. Speaking of almonds, I'm sure there's some in this.

A buy. Bob's Red Mill Muesli cups Get your gluten free Low sugar high fiber Muesli cup Great you can get cups like that Anywhere Meanwhile I don't understand why they would be like

Don't go to the salad bar Because the salad bar is Bad Don't do that it's going to cost you too much yet rather than buy like a bag of granola or a bag of oats they're saying buy a little tiny cup of food and then pour hot water in it yeah that's insane you know what here's the thing i've been on the internet long enough to to believe firmly in my soul that articles like this are secretly – like if we scroll down to the bottom, does it say this was sponsored or paid for? Because I always see these things, especially on like TikTok or Twitter or whatever, where it's like 15 things I learned I love from Amazon.

And they're all clearly things a person was paid to talk about. Or they're just shit that links to their store so they get a cutback of it. Yes. Man, I sure love this expensive camera from the Amazon shop that you can use my affiliate link for. It feels like that's what this is because the choices they're making, they're like, don't get the organic truffles. They'll make you fat and then the next thing is we i know we mentioned not to buy from the salad bar because it's expensive instead buy a little tiny cup of muesli and uh you know waste your money on that oh because the nutrition twin said it's good on it's good on the go. So is a salad bar.

Yeah. Dude, this has got to be from the Nutrition Twins. I just kept scrolling down and it says, Skip the new chapter bone strength vitamin. A 60 count of this vitamin runs from $9 to $10 more at competitive stores, the Nutrition Twins said. If you take a couple a day, you can lose a considerable amount of money yearly. The Nutrition Twins recommend. This is just a Nutrition Twin article.

Buy sea salt popcorn. I'm not sure what popcorn is, but I know I'm not going to eat it. I know I'm not. If you can't call it popcorn, I don't care what it is. Popcorn? Popcorn. What the shit? Just three key clean ingredients.

Non-GMO popcorn, olive oil, sea salt. They just get popcorn. The fact that you're calling it pipcorn worries me. All right, back it up. This article's useless. It says skip coffee. Coffee can not only help fuel your day, but more and more research points to the massive

amount of health benefits it has and while quality is important there's no need to splurge at whole foods it's so popular that you can find fair trade organic tasty coffees just about anywhere save money all right never mind they're right they tricked me they thought i'm out time out you know how this art no this article is still crap you know how this article is still crap. You know how this article is crap? What? Again, the contradictions are insane. Buy sea salt popcorn. Remember, in this it says, with just three clean ingredients,

non-GMO popcorn, olive oil, sea salt, it boasts five grams of fiber and six grams of fat per serving. Right? Notice nothing about the taste. Then, down below, below it, Inca chips, Plantain chips. Just because there are a few ingredients in the project, all of which are recognizable, i.e. no unpronounceable chemicals or preservatives,

doesn't mean you're buying something that's healthy or even tasty. I hate this article. How dare they? That's not even like five things later. It's literally right underneath the other thing that was just saying the same thing. And they were like, you got to buy this.

This is dumb. This is stupid. Buy pasta made from chickpeas. Skip rice cakes. Buy Amy's lentil soup. Skip yogurt. Skip yogurt? Buy Amy's Lentil Soup Skip Yogurt Skip Yogurt Buy

Tomato Basil Wisps Skip Peanut Butter Bitch nah Nah They dumb They dumb for that Skip Peanut Butter Might as well ask me to skip life

Yeah I eat peanut butter? You might as well ask me to skip life. Yeah, I eat peanut butter every day. Buy high brew creamy cappuccino plus protein. What? What? Skip. See, this is when you said skip coffee, here's the problem. Right.

Up above, they want you to buy high brew creamy cappuccino plus protein. And then immediately be like, skip the coffee. Yeah. Well, I guess they're saying skip the coffee because the Whole Foods coffee is expensive. But, like, I mean, they're tricksters. They're tricking. And I don't like it. Yeah.

I hate this article. I hate this article. I thought this would be, like, fun. But I realize the people who wrote this are awful. I found they have the twin tips. All right. You want a twin tip? I do want a twin tip. Yes.

All right. Address the stress to lose belly fat. Number one, cortisol, a stress hormone, halts fat burning and increases cravings. So just stop being stressed. All right, that's number one. So to relieve stress, try deep breathing, going for a walk, exercise,

listening to music, or petting an animal. Nutrition twins. There you go. The nutrition twins. I would have never been able to figure out any of these helpful tips on my own. But luckily we had these. Thank God. Thank God they're there for us.

God, I'm so stressed. Don't be stressed to eat better. I know. I'll just go for a walk. I mean, here's the thing. Going for a walk does decrease stress, but everybody knows that. Like, nobody, I feel like there's got to be, I think the biggest thing is those people are... What about the people that think when they walk? When they go for a walk and all they do is they get in their own head.

They're just thinking about stuff and kicking a rock while they're walking. They're like, man, those people, that's not helpful to them. I think going for a walk does help relieve stress. I think they're onto something. The problem is a lot of people are stressed over things that they can't help. Like, oh, I'm going to lose my house. I'll just go for a walk. Yes.

Like, you know. I feel like that's not helpful at all is what I feel like. I feel like that entire article was so not helpful. These tips are great if you are the nutrition twins. Right. And for them, it's probably lovely. For the nutrition twins, it's probably great. Those are solid tips.

Yeah. Now, my question for the nutrition twins. What part of the nutritional intake is plastic surgery? That's at least 35% from what I'm seeing. I'm just curious. Just put it out there like of all their daily nutrition how much is plastic surgery like how much would that figure into this process uh from what i've seen it's definitely not zero just put it out there that's all you

need to know all i have to say is if you're gonna to live by like live a healthy life, I feel like they're not the greatest messengers. Yeah, you would think somebody is very like nature, nutrition, all that would just, you know, they'd be straight up like, hey, you know, I'm not doing any type of surgeries or I'm not doing any type unless they're like needed medical procedures, you know. unless they're like needed medical procedures, you know? That's all I'm saying, is I feel like, you know, they're not the greatest messengers for the nutritional, like, hey, if you live right and eat well, you can look your best,

and also get, you know, facelifts. That's fine. Are you saying the Nutrition Twins would care about their image after appearing on such shows and channels as Bravo, Chop Chop, CNN, Doctors, Food Network, Fox News, Good Morning America, HLN, Shape, TV Lane, and USA Today? I would say that, yes. I would say they're obsessed with their image, yes. Yeah, I'd probably agree. More so than actually being nutritionists, they are more obsessed with their image and fame, yes. That is what I would say.

So what did we learn here today, everyone? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I know I learned that I hate internet articles and that Whole Foods actually has pretty good bok choy. Well, there you go. That's a solid lesson. All right.

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Traffic out there is still getting crazy, although summer is kind of, we're hitting the tail end of summer, so, you know, people starting to not go as much on to the vacations and everything, so, you know, if you're going out there, still look left and right before you cross the street. Don't sneeze on anybody. And probably just social distance, even if you're fine.

Because, honestly, I like not having somebody stand right on top of me and be like, So that's probably a good thing back to you thanks Crandor now let's go over to Crandor at the weather desk how's that weather weather time I don't know why I did that. Let's see. I don't know what the hell that was. Looking through. Let's see. You got any recommendations from last week? Someone said, I still know why Crandor sounds like a cat coughing up a hairball.

It's a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. Even I don't know, dude. Let's see. Even I don't know, dude. Let's see. Weather request. Can you guys do weather for sauce, cannellones, uruguay? Yes.

The answer? Yes. Sauce, cannellones. Now, hold on. Is it spelled sauce, cannellone? Oh, my God. It really is. It really is spelled sauce, cannellone. What the hell? Sauce? The place is named Sauce? Oh yeah, look at that.

Wait, okay, I found on theweather.com I found cannellonis cannellonis Uruguay, but not sauce. No, no, no, we're going to sauce cannellonis Uruguay. It's gotta be Uruguay. It's got to be Uruguay. I found Sauce Corrientes Argentina. No, it's Uruguay. Sauce Canelones. I'm literally looking at their Wikipedia page right now. Okay, I do see it.

Certainly, a population of 6, 6 000 people it's not popping up on the weather all right let's see do you need like a do you need like a look weather.com i'm clicking it right now all right all right wait what where'd you find that if you literally type in sauce cannellones and then go to their On the side that you know how they have that like Side thing on google It says weather 49 degrees Fahrenheit 9 degrees Celsius It says weather.com you can click that link

Alright here we go Alright weather.com Click Click Wait but when I click this link It says Cruz de los Caminos it's probably the same thing it's close enough yeah it's probably close enough

49 degrees let's see right now it feels like 47 I don't know what time it is currently but it's 47 Fahrenheit 99% humidity you got 30.06 inches of pressure you got 6 mile visibility 5 mile an hour winds dew points Fahrenheit 99% humidity You got 30.06 inches of pressure You got 6 mile visibility

5 mile an hour winds Dew points 48 UV index 0 of 10 Moon phase is in the first quarter Looking at the 10 day Monday 68 degrees Fahrenheit Partly cloudy Tuesday 71 partly cloudy

Wednesday 77 partly cloudy Thursday 68 with thundershowers It's actually a lot cooler than I thought it was going to be. Yeah, I'm trying to see what there is to do in sauce events oh what is this via espanyola versus river plate montevideo i imagine this is football it's gotta be it seems like football a small city municipality in so is this person from uruguay is this like a play like what goes on there comment in the video what is there to do it's not the internet's giving me nothing to work with now when I go to the when I go to the trip suggest.com it says football matches horse racing track, football matches. I think that's about it. Here's the thing, though.

Pizzeria de Madrid is a thing. You're telling me this can't be correct. Out of the places to eat in the city, five out of six are pizzerias? That doesn't make any sense. This can't be right. This can't be correct i mean it is sauce you all right technically you're correct maybe that's what it's supposed to be

now i just went to google maps i zoomed in and i found el castillo del sauce one review one star nightclub oh my god what is that review it is claudia fly pass no comments and they just say one star that's it i was hoping for something crazy all right so this is like outside montevideo is where this place is grito jalados ice cream 4.6 that's good. Pizzeria Rustica. Actually, it's got 4.7. Oh, I bet the pizza's good. It's got some good reviews here. It looks good.

It's probably good. Uh-oh. Evelyn Avila says, La Comida Mediocre. I think I can pick that one apart. Yeah, I know. My Spanish, I get that one, yeah. You don't need to be fluent to understand that. They got Jim Nutrafit.

Also got Salon. Me Dejaron. That looks pretty good. 4.8. They got some pretty good stuff right here. Me Dejaron. Me Dejaron. Me Dejaron. Yep. that looks pretty good 4.8 they got some pretty good stuff right me di jerome me di jerome me di yep the embraria del sauce what's this place got excellent service impeccable merchandise and the best prices visit the premise to check the attention and see the offers. The best care and sauce.

Super friendly. Impeccable. I loved. Excellent. These gotta be fake reviews. Nobody would leave these types of reviews over and over. This is 100% fake. Well, that's the weather.

That's the weather. That's the weather. All right. Sports. Sports sports welcome to the sports desk we've got sports news so speaking really quick the olympics are over as we know yep did you see what china did because it is the most like of course of course that's what happened What did they do? So at the last minute I guess the last day America got one more gold medal Than China So China was like oh

Well you know All these other places that we technically don't Recognize as part of China They're actually part of China so now we have more gold medals I did not see that recognize as part of China. They're actually part of China, so now we have more gold medals. I did not see that. That does sound like a classic move. They claimed the Olympic victory by

claiming all the medals won by Hong Kong and Taiwan and Macau. That's a douche noodle move, dude. So even though the Olympic Committee said the USA took first place with 39 gold medals, they are claiming that they got 41 gold

medals because of those additional places. So, there you go. Are they allowing it? I don't know. I don't think it matters in the end. I think at the end of the day, none of it truly matters. But I still thought it

was very funny that china was like no we won i was like yeah all right you can have it yeah like whatever um so sports uh nba summer league is happening a bunch of summer league fun going on there uh just a bunch of the rookies and younger players playing. That's about it. Baseball, we're still going. Still happening. Tampa Bay in first place.

White Sox first place. Astros first place. Atlanta Braves first. Brewers first. And Giants first. NFL football started up preseason. Some big plays happening. Preseason's only three weeks

this year because they've added an extra game in the regular season. Thank God. So that's actually pretty nice. And it's just nice to watch football because I like watching football. Yeah. No, look. I get it. I like watching football, too.

It's hard to explain to people who don't like watching football why you like watching football because it seems like not a lot is actually happening. Yeah. It's very hard to explain. Like, there actually is a lot happening. The problem is, I think, with watching football is they're like, and here's the kickoff, and here's 10 ads, and here's the kickoff and here's 10 ads and here's the play and here's 10 ads. Agreed.

So, but, you know, somebody I'm like a super NFL nerd. So, I mean, I know I'm just like, oh, he's lying. They're lining up in the table. You know, that's me. But I'm excited. It lets me it gives me something to watch on sundays again instead of not watching anything i guess i don't know something good and uh yeah olympics are over but you know we got more olympics possibly coming up in like five months or six months or something

so that's pretty crazy really isn't it 2022. oh but it would be February yeah you're right yeah I keep forgetting that we're almost to September I'm like six months but that would be like December no that's false this year is slowly winding down and it's mind-boggling that we I dude what is happening last year felt like it took forever and this year feels like it's zooming by it really does yeah last year felt like two years now this year feels like either half a year already even though we're eight months in or just or it just feels like a normal year nothing like i don't think I know what normal years feel like anymore. I'm like totally just lost in time, man. I got no concept of it.

I'm ready. I'm ready. Like, I want to. We talked about this before, but I want to go back to the days where it felt like a week was 20 years. Oh, yeah. Like so much. Like so much happened this week. And I just.

Oh, right. Just what I'm saying is, how do I sneak back into a high school and pretend like I'm a student? You know what I mean? We did a story about that. You just got to, you know, read that. There you go. Word for word, reenacted. Yeah, reenacted word for word.

Uh-huh. I don't know. I remember even, like, as a kid, you're like, oh, man, the weekend's coming up. And then you'd get Friday night and Saturday and even Sunday, you'd get the morning, but then you'd have to do homework. And I'm like, God, I hate homework. And then I wouldn't do it. And then that was like the worst thing you had to worry about. You had no other worries besides that kind of shit.

For most people, we'll say there are many people who had shitty childhoods. But, you know, for you and I, most of our worries were like, I wish I was playing video game instead of this homework. I usually was playing video game instead of doing the homework.

That's part of my problem. There you go. Yeah. That's sports. Alright, G There you go. Yeah. And that's sports. All right, Gwendo, what is our weird fact that probably isn't real but is totally real of the day? I mean, this seems like a pretty real fact right here. Okay. Danes once bred a pig to look like the flag.

I'm sorry, what? Danes once bred a pig to look like the flag. I'm sorry, what? Danes once bred a pig to look like the flag. Danish flag? Wait, what? They made a pig look red and white? Like I don't understand, what do you mean? I think so, yeah. Danish flag pig. Now I gotta look up a pig. Danish flag pig. Guess what it's gotta say. In the early 20th century, those who resided in North Frisia under Prussian rule were not allowed to raise the Danish flag. But some crafty North Frisians took action by breeding a pig known as the Danish protest pig

to be red in color with a large white stripe around its belly, thus creating an animal version of the flag. As they technically did not break the law, and because it wouldn't have been feasible to ban the breeding of pigs, the Danes successfully protested Prussia. If you look this up, it is literally called the Protest Pig. Oh yeah, it is. Danish Protest Pig. I'm looking at it right now.

I totally get it. Having seen the flag and seen the pig, I get it. I totally get it. I can the flag and seen the pig, I get it. I totally get it. I can't believe that. You know what? The ingenuity of human beings to do some really utterly pointless shit is mind-boggling. Like, they were like, they won't let us raise the flag? Okay.

Let's breed a pig. Meanwhile, there's probably one pig that had, like, this stripe. And they were like, get to breed a pig. Meanwhile, there's probably one pig that had this stripe, and they were like, get to banging, pig. He's like, oh, it hurts. Keep doing it. We need every pig to look like you. They do look very happy, like very happy pigs. They do look like happy pigs.

I'm looking at a little tiny cutie pie, little piglets. They're very cute. Yeah looking at a Like a little tiny Cutie pie Little piglets They're very cute Yeah So me Yeah I mean I guess they're still around today That's very very funny I can't believe

That like It is actually Yeah A protest pig It is actually a big Thing I've never heard of this before I haven't either

Which is what makes it the right? Today you're right the Danish Here's the best part is there's a whole online community about the Danish protest pagan people Love it and guess hey that pigs still around but Prussia isn't You are so very right take that prussia take that prussia i'll teach you to to have your empire fall you big idiots uh so yeah okay crendor what is our big news story of the day utah governor spencer cox responds to voter demanding he change obscene surname i feel like this guy tried to make a youtube channel and he's having the same problems i am

i feel his pain this guy i get it a utah voter apparently has a hard time with the surname of the state's republican governor spencer cox in fact the unnamed citizen sent a letter to the Cox last week demanding he change his last name to something less obscene. But it's the governor's response to the letter that is arousing interest now. Last week, Cox posted an excerpt of the letter on Twitter with a note jokingly claiming he's, quote, really grateful for the criticism and constructive feedback he gets from the constituents

that include the face palm emoji. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Rewind. What was that word? Constituents. Constituents. Alright, sound it out. What is it?

Oh, it's constituent. There it is. What the shit? I've never heard that word before. You've never heard the word constituents? No. Those are the people you represent when you go to Congress. I think we've just learned that I played video games instead.

You're right. I didn't play any Congress games. All right. Yeah. The ballsy voter warned Cox, who was elected governor in 2020, that his reluctance to change your foul, dirty, and obscene surname, myself and thousands of other Utahns will be sitting in protest not standing until you change your highness surname to something less offensive the letter added this is

a social justice issue and we will not be denied basic human decency and warn that Utah citizens do not quote accept sick jokes to run rampant in our civil institutions. This can't be real. This can't be real. I mean, it's Utah. There's got to be at least one crazy, like, Mormon person. Of course. Some people wondered if the letter was a prank of some sort, especially because it ended in,

love a concerned citizen. Uh, I think it's a joke, right? Right, said somebody on Twitter. So did Cox at first. Uh, I thought so. I think it's a joke, right? Right, said somebody on Twitter. So did Cox at first. I thought so. My constituent affairs director thinks it's serious, he says. Cox got some sympathy from people in similar situations.

There's Kate Cox, Mike Breast, and a Steve Cox all the Cox clan coming out to be like guys it's our last name it's our last name yeah like it's the last name alright one person wrote out a suggested response the governor could send to the letter writer

dear very concerned citizen our nation survived 12 years under a president Bush person wrote out a suggested response the governor could send to the letter writer uh dear very concerned citizen our nation survived 12 years under a president bush yep you're absolutely right yeah absolutely right that's uh others jokingly sided with the very concerned citizen. So that is that is the Cox way. Look, it's not fair. We're out here doing our best. We're trying, okay? We're trying. It's hard out here

for a Cox. It's hard out here for a cox it's hard out here for a cox especially utah utah coxes yep that's what it is all right well that's it for us thank you so much for tuning in listening watching however enjoying this podcast crendor hit them with the socials. We've got socials. We've got youtube.com slash coxandcrendorpodcast. We've got the youtube.com slash coxandcrendor. That's where all the animations go up. We've got Spotify, iTunes, SoundCloud.

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