Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 319 - Tribute

Episode Date: December 20, 2021

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Hello everybody, it's time for Ghost on Trend Dom! This is Trend Dom in the morning. In the morning! Broadcasting live, live, live, live, live! Hello everybody and welcome to another episode of Cox and Crandor in the morning! Whoa, too excited there. Sometimes I get too excited and it comes out like gobbledygook. It's like... I sound like Adam Sandler in the mid-90s. You really do.

Zabadoo! Zabadoo! Welcome to Cox and Crandor! Zabadoo! Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know. Yeah, just, you know. 90s things. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know. Yeah. Just, you know, 90s thing.

Well, can I first off say my apologies to everyone who couldn't make it to the show? I gave them a drive to record the entire live show on to. And after it was over, I went back to get the drive and they were like, bro, sorry. Our pro tools crashed in the middle of the show. So we got nothing. We got a whole bunch of nothing. And it was great because there's so many good bits. Most of it way too dirty.

There's a siren coming. The police are coming to take me away from some of the bits we did. Very true, yes. The police are coming to take me away from some of the bits we did. Very true, yes. But now we don't even have evidence that we were offered a sponsorship by a lovely young gentleman and his whole family, I guess. Yeah. We even had his, I think, grandmother, retired grandmother was there.

It was amazing. It was so many good things. And yeah, it's all lost now. So sorry. I tried. I tried. But that's why there was no episode last week is because I had nothing. I had nothing.

Yeah. I mean, sometimes you got nothing. Yeah. It's just the way it is. I'm trying to think if there's anything important that happened to us That we should rehash on this episode Oh yeah I mean I know the primary things First was I hurt my neck

Oh yeah because you were there right you would know Yeah so I was Bench pressing like a few days Before and then we had to go Pick up Dan you know animator Cox and Crandor Dan from the airport because he was coming in for the live show. And I was like, all right.

So I was at the gym and I was like, I get like a couple more bench press reps in here. And I went up, I came down, and then as soon as I pulled the bar down, I was like, oh! And I felt it right up in my neck going into my upper back, and I pretty much had to have frozen broccoli on me the entire day. It was a bad time. You did sport frozen broccoli a large portion of the time I was there. That's true. Yeah.

So I was doing ice, then I alternated ice and heat, then I did heat. And now, what is it? Is it a week later? Or no, almost a week later. It's pretty good. I now have like full range of motion back in my neck. It's still like a little sore, a little stiff, but I can sleep good now. When I first got it, oh my God, sleeping was terrible.

It was like any position you'd lay in, you're like you're like oh my neck except for like laying directly on your back with your neck support it was it was terrible um so i'm you know i'm like 80 85 healed now yeah i'm trying to think what else what else do we do while i was there it was such a flash in the pan of life. We went to the museum. We did go to the museum and we saw that lady who did not buy into science. She said, I still have the quote here. Here it is.

She said, quote, you're telling me there were meteors and then mammals? I don't know, man. We were going through through there's an exhibit where you go through kind of like time and you see species from the primordial ooze all the way up to man and then it goes through every time there is a world ending calamity and extinction event right yeah and uh at one point there literally is one where it's like a video of long ago there were you know all these species but 97 percent were killed off in a mass extinction caused by global warming and literally a straight to camera like sound familiar i can't believe that that woman made it through that section.

And was like, oh, global warming. Yeah, no, I agree with that. And then got to the dinosaurs being killed by meteors and was like, however, this part I find highly dubious. I couldn't believe it. I was like, what are you even doing here? Why are you in a museum? Yeah, I wasn't too sure either actually she's just like mammals we came after the dinosaurs i don't know i don't

think so what are you talking about lady yeah and what's crazy is after that point there were um two more sections of the of the exhibit but we didn't see her in any of them, which means that was when she peaced out. Oh, yeah. She's like, you know what? This isn't for me. You know what? I saw Sue the dinosaur.

Now I'm leaving. Yeah. No, it's... I don't know, man. Meteors? Come on. Yeah. Here's the crazy thing.

I was like, yeah, no, that lady was so crazy. Mom was like, well, I don't know. How do we know it was meteors? And I gave her this look like, are you about to tell me that you're one of these people that doesn't believe in science? And she's like, I'm just saying. I was like, whoa. Oh, we're not having this conversation. I'm not about to.

I'm not about to have this conversation with you. You're telling me there are meteors and then mammals? I don't know, man. What else did we do? We watched the ASMR lady.

I love that ASMR lady. Huge fan of Luna Bloom, I think is her name. Is that her name? Luna Bloom. And she's just like hyper ASMR. A little wild. I've never seen anyone actively attack a camera as much as her. But that's my thing.

I was saying to everyone at the show, you know, ASMR is like, hi, welcome. And hers is like, okay, follow me. Follow me. Follow me. All right. Now look at this. Look at this. Okay.

And then she says, good job. Good job. Good job. All the time. And I'm going to let you know, we realize that's what I, that's why I like it. Because she's constantly like giving you affirmations of like, oh, you looked at my finger. Good job. Now stare at my nose.

Good job. And I'm like, is this what I need? Have I never had enough people tell me I did a good job in my life? Do I need to be called a good boy? Because I think that's what I need. And yeah, and I love her. And so I finally found, finally, after how many years we've been doing this, an ASMR person who's the least ASMR person who ever lived that I'm like, that's her. That's the one.

That's for me. You finally found it. Finally got it. I finally get ASMR. And that I clearly don't because it's not ASMR. Yeah. And then I clearly don't get it. Yeah, I'm trying to.

And then we went and What did we do Oh my god It was a week ago how do I not remember this We oh we watched Twilight That was the other one Ah that's right we watched the last two Last two Twilights

Cannot stress this enough ladies and gentlemen I'm still on this. I'm never not going to be on this for years after, you know, reading the synopses online of what Twilight was about. My assumption was, oh, a werewolf hits on a baby. But after having seen this movie, I'm pretty sure a baby hit on a werewolf. And I just can't I can't fathom what i watched that cgi baby was creepy as shit too it was weird baby was hitting on that werewolf that baby was directly looking in the eyes of the werewolf man and showed him their future together because werewolves can't

predict the future if i'm you know if i don't if i know my werewolves they't predict the future. If I know my werewolves, they can't. But this baby, they said, predicts the future. So the baby was showing the werewolf the future of them together. That baby was hitting on a werewolf. Not a fan. Not a fan of any. I can't. It's crazy to me.

What was that? We sat through two of those things. I was enthralled by this baby. I'm like, whoa. Wait, what? What is this CGI baby with creepy eyes doing oh yeah it was unsettling it was beyond the uncanny valley it was like in the uncanny valley down the uncanny river through the uncanny desert past the uncanny ocean and on a whole other uncanny continent. It was crazy. And then they like... I don't even get the whole where,

like he's putting his impression on the... I'm like, what the shit does that even mean? I don't understand. I don't know. At one point there was a line where he literally says to the main character, whatever her name, Bella. He's like, Bella, you know,

all those times that you were like into me, that wasn't you. That was your kid. I'm just like, I can't. I've never in my life seen anything that insane. And here's the thing. I kind of love it. It's so crazy that I'm like, ooh, greenlit

this to exist. And then they're like playing chess on their honeymoon or whatever that's all they're doing i hate that yeah no i i told i told grendor numerous times i said if this was my honeymoon if i was trapped on an island even with the person that i loved and all we had was the ocean and chess i would literally go crazy. That's all they had. Chess, sex, and the beach.

And for many people, that sounds romantic. For me, I'm like, wait, so after we're done banging and sitting in the ocean for an hour, then what? We just sit around all day and play chess? That sucks. That sucks. There's got to be other stuff, right? Like, there has to be. I mean, I guess you could go explore the jungle but i'm not getting bit up yeah i'm not that i'm on my honeymoon yeah they gotta have so they gotta have tv right they didn't have tv they didn't have t they had a boat

and a house and i guess when you own a whole island you kind of your priorities change i guess it's still pretty dumb when you're a vampire who's lived for several hundred years And you finally marry a teenager You know because that's normal Um Yep Then certainly It's fine

I like how we're complaining about that Like that's the most abnormal thing in this entire movie franchise It's uh I guess it's a book franchise into a movie franchise it's just it's a something franchise it's a something franchise and it's it's something all right not a fan that baby was hitting on a werewolf can't i'll never forget that i will never that is in my brain now And I want someone to explain it to me

Like I'm a child who I just need answers Oh yeah Then you had your crazy Uber drivers Yes, apparently Chicago The Uber drivers there are True joys I had a guy who the entire time

I would drive out to Krendor's house would just be like bro Bro traffic is terrible bro It was bad admittedly two and a half Hours to get there and it does Not normally take that long and he was Like bro if you Weren't if you weren't five stars

On here bro and I was like I'm five stars he's like you're Five stars bro he's like You weren't five stars I would Drop you off and leave bro And I was like well we can't we're in the middle Of traffic he's like uh you want five stars i would drop you off and leave bro and i was like well we can't we're in the middle of traffic he's like i'd charge you you know bro i'd charge you extra for sitting here i'm like can you even do that he's like they don't tell you but you can do that and i was like can you and then uh the entire way there he was just like let me tell you something bro this city is crazy it, bro. It's crazy.

And then we eventually got out to near Krendor's house. And he was like, oh, I know this place, bro. Behind the Wendy's is Garba Dolly's or something. And I was like, what? Garba Dolly's? And what's crazy is I told you this. And you were like, oh, yeah, I know where that is. And I was like, what? He was not lying to me? I think it was Moretti's.

Moretti's. Moretti's, Garbadolli's, whatever. Same thing. And then on the way back that night, a guy pulled up, and I went out to the car to go jump in, and in the front seat was a dude who looked like the m'lady guy,

and he was reading a manga, and he looked at me, and he goes, Jesse? I'm like, yeah. And he's like, aw, man, I thought you were gonna be a girl. I was hoping for a girl. I was like, dude, it's 2.11 a.m. That's the creepiest thing I've ever heard. Like, I was hoping for a girl. And then he's like, all right, so where are we going? I'm like, into the city.

And he's like, oh, I don't want to go in the city. Like, why? He's like, I just, I don't want to go in the city. I don't like it there. I'm like, okay. Stupid mask mandate. And he pulls up a mask. So he's already mad. Pulls up a mask. And then the entire time is like coughing into his mask. And I couldn't tell if that was his statement of like, I hate masks.

And I'm going to keep coughing until you tell me it's okay to pull my mask down. Or he actually was going to like give me COVID. I have no clue what's happening there then we start to get towards the city and he starts i don't know starts shaking he's like i'm gonna need jesus for this and he presses a button on his uh his uh radio and suddenly christmas music starts blaring and he rolls down the windows it's freezing cold he rolls down the windows. It's freezing cold. He rolls down the windows. It's like, I hear those sleigh bells jingling. And he's blasting it and singing along. We're going through the streets.

You know, it's 2-11, but it's still a Friday night. So there's a lot of people in downtown Chicago walking around. And I'm in the backseat of the car. This dude screaming like, rum-pa-pum-pum. I'm just like, no and everyone's looking at us as we're going down the street and we pull up to my hotel and it's still blasting music but luckily

there was no one outside to judge my ass and yeah he's like alright thank you I'm gonna try and get out of this town safely and not killed I'm like damn what and they drove off into the night He's like, all right, thank you. I'm going to try and get out of this town safely and not killed. I'm like, damn, what? And they drove off into the night. It was like Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer.

He's like driving down the street. And it was pretty amazing. And so that's, you know, that was pretty much our trip. It was lovely. The thing is, like, I mean, everybody has those Uber drivers. Like, I remember in L.A la i had the skyler guy remember him yeah but like i mean i guess you're right i was gonna try to defend the la uber guys but like i'm not gonna do that why would i do that i don't care that one uh guy who was literally uh talking about the top five places to go around the world and how number one is

singapore because he has all the fun there and then he like winked that uh that sounds about right he's like my wife doesn't need to know i was like uh yeah are we at E3 yet? That's like the guy I had the second night I was there who was like talking to me about education in Chicago. And I said, oh, well, I was a teacher. He's like, oh, so you know. And then he just went off and I was like really uncomfortable. I was like, oh, no. This guy has some opinions that are very incorrect.

He's like, well, you know what I mean. I was like, well, you know, as a teacher, I was woefully underpaid. He's like, well, why should we pay teachers money? They don't do anything. They're glorified babysitters. I'm like, I don't think you believe that. You can't believe that. I was like, look, yes, that's the way parents treat them For sure But a teacher's job is not

To just babysit It's to educate If their job is to babysit Teachers Trust me We wouldn't spend all They give teachers the summer off Because they have to plan lessons

For an entire year Yeah And they're like You know He's like Give them time off What do they go What do they do in the summer

I'm like working They're working He's like I don't know about that Yeah I don't know so i just sit there and be like yeah dude yeah just started green none will stop yeah it's usually the best fight i'm not gonna be those people on a dash cam on reddit it's like this person had a public freak out i'm not gonna be that person yeah it's like yeah yeah yeah it's like ah that's had a public freakout. I'm not going to be that person. It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, ah, that's what happens when the lizard men are coming out of the world. You're just like, yep, I feel it.

Yep. We've got to watch out for those guys. Now, there's another thing I wanted to bring up. Unrelated to any of the things we've been talking about. Everybody's been tweeting us the new Nick Cage movie. Oh, my God. It looks genuinely great. It does.

And I just love how it's called the unbearable weight of massive talent. It is how I feel every single day on this podcast. It's really about us, too. Agreed. The synopsis is just, an obsessive fan forces actor Nick Cage to recreate his most famous characters and scenes during a birthday

party. I am so ready for this movie in every single way. I can't even, it just looks so ridiculous and fun. I'm in, I'm in. The trailer nailed it. It's exactly what I want.

It definitely doesn't take itself seriously. I did see one comment, which was really funny, because all the comments after it were like a hard roast to this guy. This dude was like, after seeing Wally's Wonderland, I don't think this't think this is gonna be a good movie and everyone was like did we watch the same that was amazing that was what i'm talking about i feel like there are old school nick cage fans who are just like yeah well i preferred him in the rock and then there are fans who've been there the entire time it's like rock was great but so was the movie where he beat up animatronics that were actually people in outfits all of it's good all of it's good yeah it's uh this is gonna be amazing like this might be one of his best

movies because it's just all his movies compiled into one my favorite part is they went really hard My favorite part is They went really hard On the Nick Cage hair dye situation Like Normally He has He definitely went like Make it extra black

Like really like oil Oil up my hair He looks so unnatural And I love it I love it I love it Man And then for some reason they were like You know who should co-star in this

With him Pedro Pascal For sure And the fact that he seems 200% In is hilarious I love I love that I love the two of them It's gonna be great And then there's just Neil Patrick Harris for whatever reason.

As his friend slash agent, I have no idea what he's doing this film, but I love that too. I think this is going to be a truly great film. I'm excited for any random celebrity appearances. I hope they get them all. I hope they just like, bring your friends. Nick, you got friends. Bring them in. Yeah, no, I'm ready.

This comes out in April, so buckle up. Do you think we can snag a world premiere tickets? Do you think they would invite us to the world premiere? It's possible. We'd have to. Maybe if they listen to this podcast, they will. I don't think they do But

Nick Cage might but I think he'll forget Yeah He's a very important man Still I mean maybe Send him a tweet And he'll be like oh there it is The Cox Crider podcast Yeah hey if everyone wants to just harass

Nick Cage But like politely, politely harass Yeah We would love to go to the world premiere That would be pretty neat So, that's, you know, that's pretty much it Yeah, well, except for the fact Can I tell you, last night

At 2am I got a, them on my i've never had this happen before i actually went back to look because i could not find the original message i couldn't find it so either i had i stroked out and like thought i saw a thing but i have evidence of the web page that it took me to but i was it was 2.m. And my phone like started to make a noise. I've never heard before. And I looked at my phone and there was a message, not a text message, just a straight up, like a pop-up on my phone from the government. I was like, what the hell is this?

And it was like, attention, you may have been exposed to COVID-19 on December 13th with your flight back from Chicago. And I was like, what? Yeah. And it was like, click this link. I'm like,

what? And, uh, it took me to a government webpage and it didn't ask for any information. It was like, it knew me. It knew who I was. It was like it knew me it knew who i was it was like hey here's the information about this and uh please answer these questions and it

was like are you feeling any symptoms like no it was like are you vaccinated i'm like yep it's like did you get boosted i'm like yep and it's like all right well uh you need to self-quarantine and get a covid test immediately because someone on your flight has COVID. Well. I was like, what the sh? That was too, now today I had multiple recording sessions planned with people to come into the office and record. Like I was going to do a cooking thing with our dear friend Andy

and he was going to bring Frisk, who's a very good, like really funny streamer and um that's not happening and uh I was gonna film scary game squad this coming week and I don't know that that could happen um yeah lovely just truly lovely but hopefully I'll get my test results tomorrow so they're gonna I mean I feel fine either i imagine they're gonna say negative i had a mask on i'm like triple vaccinated it's just what a pain in the ass because then all my all my staff at the office leaves wednesday which means they might as well not come in tuesday and monday which means i'm behind now and i won't have anyone around till the end of the month till January

3rd everyone comes back so I'm just like cool great so basically I have two weeks of downtime because I can't get anything done in the last few days here because of this well lovely instead of doing things, you could not do things. Well, I'm just going to stream. I'm just going to play Final Fantasy and stream. I'm not going to lie. But it literally sets back everything. Like I had a video in the works and a bunch of stuff.

We were going to do Scary Game Squad stuff. I don't know that we can now. That kind of sucks. For a couple weeks, I got zero content coming out, which as a content creator is the worst. I'm in the opposite situation. I got too much content.

I got advent calendars daily. Which, by the way, still going. Some people probably like, ah, Crandor's going to give up on this or forget. Nah, dude, we're on day 17. Going into 18. we had some crazy stuff happen a couple advent calendar days uh ago did everyone love yoda yes everybody loved yoda if anybody's wondering uh day 10 and 11 features one uh the jesse cox and then day 11 features yoda

you might think it's jesse cox voicing the Yoda, but it's... Literally Yoda. It's literally Yoda, yeah. Yeah, Yoda showed up. It was great. Can I tell you, speaking of shorts and stuff, I am having a TikTok renaissance. I don't know what I did.

So I discovered some things. The first video on TikTok, no matter what you do, it sends it to everybody so you get a ton of views. renaissance mm-hmm I don't know what I did so I discovered some things the first video on tik-tok no matter what you do it sends it to everybody so you get a ton of views yeah which is and then after that it's you know it's very obvious for me cuz it's low yeah okay my first video did great and then the next five no one watch but then I was like alright you know what I clearly can't I clearly can't do this. I'm not good at TikTok.

I don't get it. And I had my first lesson in not micromanaging. So I assigned Julia, who is my lovely assistant, the pepper pots of my life. But she's also, you know, a a 20 something young kid who gets it right right and i have an editor who's just making tiktok things for me in shorts who gets it and you know so i have i have two youngins working together to create jesse cox tiktoks that's what it's called um it literally says the description for my TikTok is He's here to tell you damn kids

To keep it down That's what it is And let me just tell you Since I assigned them to it This is incredible Since I assigned them I've had, I'm going to say I don't even know what the percentage of this would be

A 30,000% increase in viewership? This is what happens when you try a TikTok versus them. Oh, here's an example. The first video I tried, it got 1,000 views. The second video got 1,800 views. The next video got 777 views. The next video got 8,000 views. The next video got 9,000 views.

The next video got 2,000 views. Then they started 45,000 views the next video got 9,000 views the next video got 2,000 views then they should they started 45,000 views 46,000 views like that you know that kind of stuff 65,000 like that so that's uh that shows you that i had no idea what i was doing and they figured it out and uh i thank them for it that just shows you that just shows you I clearly do not understand I don't know how to advertise I don't know any trends I need people to do things for me so I can just be a goof And then they make it into something good

Maybe I need to TikTok Maybe I need to attempt it to see If I can do better than you Without help Good luck. Good luck. I sucked. I was terrible.

It's like, it's on the page. You can see how bad I was versus when they started. It is wild to me how truly awful I was at it. And I was like, I don't get it.

What am I doing wrong? And they're like, oh, you got to do like this hashtags and this thumbnail and you got to do like this. People want to see this and you got to do like this hashtags and this thumbnail. You got to do like this. People want to see this. And there's a time of upload. And you got to do this thing.

And I was like, oh, my God. All right. Go to it then. Have fun. It does sound like YouTube essentially, right? Pretty much. Yeah. But it's somehow both different and entirely the same it's crazy i don't know how

to describe it it's it's like a it's it's a whole other algorithm you have to deal with which again sucks i hate dealing with algorithms yeah i mean that's probably why i wouldn't do it i say like oh i should try and then i just i just don't care enough. My demographic's like 30. I would love to see the people, your TikTok demographic of like 13-year-olds who are just over it. You know what? I like this Crandor guy. Do you have chronic pain? Let me tell you about tick tocking i saw a meme the other day that was someone you know they were posting about how what was it a billion hours or something a

billion videos some nonsense about minecraft right and everyone was posting about it especially on youtube and uh i saw a bunch of memes of people that were like when i was young these are my favorite youtubers and it was all minecraft people that i've never heard of but i looked up and they were all like clearly billionaires but uh it then had the second part of the the image was what happened to them. And every single one of them was like, vanished from the internet, arrested for illegal activities. Like, quit because he got caught with a young girl. Like, that kind of stuff. And I was like, damn.

Minecraft. Minecraft fame was something. Like, Minecraft. Even the Minecraft people we do know. A lot of them turned out to be, like, creeps. Like, Minecraft, even the Minecraft people we do know, a lot of them turned out to be, like, creeps. Oh, yeah. I mean, look at those. Look at, like, the Smash community.

Jesus Christ. I mean, the Smash community is just, again, I stand by my statement. The GameCube created a lot of weird kids. the GameCube created a lot of weird kids. If GameCube was your main console, you turned out weird. I'm just saying what needs to be said. And I'm saying, alright,

I like the GameCube, but I didn't, the thing is like, I grew up playing NES and SNES and Game Boy. So I mean, you know, I think that that set me on a good path and, you know, I avoided the GameCube. You've

defended the GameCube too much for me not to think you fall into the category of GameCube weirdo. I played GameCube when I was like, what, I was like 11. Yeah. GameCube, I don't know. I think we grew up on GameCube. It might have been the chemicals they used to make it or the games they produced. I don't know It might have been the chemicals they used to make it Or the games they produced

I don't know what it was but it created a lot of weird kids And now those weird kids Are weird adults I stand by my statement Those Gamecube people They might have played Minecraft right after I don't know I'm just saying

I will go to my grave with that thought Everyone I've met who's like a Hardcore Gamecube fan A little crazy I'm just saying It's not bad, I'm just saying A little weird Well

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There's people driving. There's people boating. They're doing everything right now. It is they're trying to get to places for Christmas. So definitely be safe because, you know, I guarantee you not all those people are safe to be around. I just mean in general. Someone's probably taking baths in rotten garbage or something. And he's like, I like the way it feels on my skin.

Don't want to be around that guy. It's just like the old 12 days of Christmas. The first day of Christmas, they give you rotten garbage. Second day of Christmas, they give you Febreze. My true love gave to me one rotten garbage. Ten. That's traffic. Back to you. You you tried it was a valiant effort thank you no actually it wouldn't be one rotten guy did it five golden rings there'd be yeah uh and some rotten garbage

on the second day of christ, my true love gave to me two Fubris. Fubris. And a bunch of rotten garbage. Yeah, we'll figure it out. Yeah, we'll figure it out. It's unimportant. Yeah. That's, yep.

Okay, now let's go to weather. Woo, weather. All right, time to go to weather weather all right time to go to weather let's go to a christmas themed weather place uh i mean there's obviously all the like christmas if they just type in christmas we'll find a bunch uh let's see let's go to christmas common england oh christmas common Christmas Common, England. Oh, Christmas Common. The Christmas Common. Oh, it's the Christmas Common. Oh, what? You what, bruv?

It's Christmas Common. It's the Christmas Common, it is. We're going to get letters. We do anyway. 42 degrees Fahrenheit. We'll be using America temperatures here. 3% chance of rain through midnight. Oh yeah, it's later there.

You got 100% humidity. 30.66 inches of pressure. That's a lot of pressure. 4 miles visibility. 3 miles of our wind. Dewpoint 42. UV index 0 of 10 with a full moon. Full moon. point 42 uv index zero of 10 with a full moon full moon let's watch out uh the 10 day he got

42 fog early got some drizzle late sunday cloudy 43 monday 43 mostly cloudy tuesday 41 wednesday 39 thursday 40 with rain, followed by multiple days of just rain and 40 degrees with a mixture of rain snow and slushy sadness or happiness. Depending on if you like snow or not.

Right, right, right. I like snow relative. I like snow it's just once there's a lot of it it's like, alright, I get snow. It's just once there's a lot of it, it's like, all right, I get it. Or if you got to drive and travel in it, it's like, ugh. But if you just sit at home, you're like, ugh. Speaking of snow, the wet form of snow, you know, rain. Boy, that was a second.

The wet form of snow. Yeah, the wet form of snow. When I was there, it rained most of the time. And then the When I was there, it rained most of the time. And then, the minute I get back, it rained most of the time here. And I just... It was free. I had to turn on the heat in my apartment. Mamma mia.

I know. And I want to state this, because people are like, it was like 40 degrees or something. No. It was 23 degrees here one night. And my air conditioning was set to go off at like, if it hits 71, no, 72 degrees, turn the air conditioning on. So I'm just freezing in my apartment. I was like, do I turn heat on? Do I?

So I went and turned the heat on. I was like, you know what? I'm just going to turn it up to like 65. That should be fine. 65 degrees in the apartment. Let me tell you, it was freezing. And then the air turned on,

I smelled smells. You know, like, the first time you eat something, I was like, what the hell's that smell? Yeah, it's like... So I probably got dosed with something. Well, when you go back and forth

between the two, it does something to you. And if you haven't turned it on in a while, it smells weird. It's just like... And it like all rusted and probably dust yeah i haven't turned on the heat in this apartment in since i moved in yeah which would be a year and a half ago haven't turned it on once it was freezing yeah it's pouring down i was i was i think i was in my bed i heard like uh i don't know if you can hear this, but I heard like a, can you hear that? Yeah. It sounded like that. It sounded like someone knocking on my window. I was like, what the hell? And I opened up the window and there's no one there. And I was like, what? So I closed the window, go

back to bed and I hear more like, and then I realized it was loud raindrops. I just haven't heard rain on my window in so long I forgot the noise. It's crazy. I was like, is it raining? And then I went to bed, woke up the next day, and yeah, it was like that. I was going to go see Spider-Man this past week, and it said that it would take two and a half hours to get to the theater because of rain. I was like, F this town.

I hate it here. That is wild. That's the weather. All right. Let's go to sports. Sports. Welcome to the sports desk. We've got sports.

First thing with the sports, we've been having NFL football like every day. Yeah, damn. So pretty much now we get the end of the season. Usually Saturday games kick in. So Chiefs Chargers played on Thursday. Chiefs won that one. Tonight, Saturday, the Patriots play the Colts. They were supposed to be the Browns Raiders,

but the Browns have had so many COVID cases that that game got moved to Monday. And then the Washington and the Eagles game and the Seahawks Rams have also had a lot of COVID things, so that got moved to Tuesday. And then the Vikings Bears play Monday nights. Now we have football Saturday, Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday. That's a lot. It is. You know what?

I'm going to be honest. If you're a football fan, there's not much on TV this week and next week when it comes to entertainment. That's true. Just because around Christmas time time everything shuts down and you know but let me tell you if you're a football fan you have a plethora of options you're doing good it's fantastic as a football fan yeah i mean if you're not i don't know i don't know what to tell you and it sucks because uh well it's good but it also sucks because the bulls we're doing great and i've been having fun watching the Bulls. I haven't watched the Bulls in like a week and a half, not just because

we were busy, but because the entire team got COVID and so they just canceled their games. But now they're starting to get better, but now other teams are getting it. Like the entire Lakers team, like the Nets. I'm telling you, it's genuinely crazy that...

It's weird who requires vaccination and who doesn't. And who requires masks and who doesn't. Like in this city, the place that I wanted to go see the movie was a place that requires both masks and showing your vaccination card. But the one right down the street from me is like, masks are fine. You don't need to worry about being vaccinated. And I was like, well, what is the... Why is there

a difference in the two? They're both the exact same movie theater company. Couldn't tell you. I feel like we should just all get on the same page and make this easier. But no one's willing to do that, and no one's willing to be like, you must be vaccinated. So yeah,

this is going to be a long ass winter. Get ready. Everyone. Well, luckily pretty much most of the players and stuff are vaccinated. In fact, the, with the bulls,

I think literally all of them were. And so, uh, the Rosen was one of them. And he just said he literally had no symptoms. Uh, he just said his symptom was boredom. Yeah, I think that's great. I think I'm the exact same, where I have no symptoms, I'm feeling fine,

but they were like, you were exposed to it. And so it's just like, I guess I'll be safe. And in case I can possibly infect a person, stay away from people. But that sucks, because, yeah, I'm like literally at home. And it is day one and I'm already bored. Right. Oh, my God. What do I do?

I got to look at these same four walls. This sucks. Yeah. So I get it. I understand. But that's like what you're supposed to do in a society. We live in a society. That is true.

We are in a society. Bit crazy. What else? Oh yeah, so then football's happening. It's a lot of football. Also, thank you, Travis Kelsey. I'm in the first week of my fantasy football playoffs, and Thursday night he got me 41 points,

which is wild. So a great start for my first playoff week. I'm hoping I win, because then I get to play against Sinvicta in the playoffs and that would be fantastic. So then... Over in basketball standings, we've got Nets at the top, Bulls right behind, Bucks, Cavs, Heat, and Hornets.

In the West, we've got the Warriors, the Suns, the Jazz, the Grizzlies, and the rest. And then over in Hockey Town, USA, and Canada, we've got Lightning and Maple Leafs at the top with the Panthers right behind. We've got the Capitals and the Rangers and the Hurricanes at the top with the Panthers right behind. We got the Capitals and the Rangers and the Hurricanes at the top. And in the West, we got the Minnesota Wild up there with the Predators and the Blues. And then we got the Ducks with the Golden Knights and the Flames right behind as well.

Alright. What's our fact of the day? Well, I went and found some Christmas facts. Uh-oh. So I'll throw a couple at you. Sweden celebrates Christmas with a giant straw yule goat. Look at that guy. Why is everything...

There's so many yule animals. There are too many yule animals. I disagree. There's not enough. Oh, my God. This guy is pagan as hell. A giant straw Yule goat? Oh, yeah.

You know somewhere there's a woman in Louisiana who's like, It's Satan. This thing looks like it definitely is evil. I love this. This thing's great. You also know that back in 1400 Sweden, some people banged under that goat. It probably happened last night. That's true, too.

Yeah, I'm all right. You'll go. It looks pretty cool. I'm a fan. He looks cool. Yeah, I'm a huge fan. I thought it was going to be like a dumb... It was a goat.

It would take your candy. Right? But this guy is just like a big goat that you know they set on fire at some point. Oh, yeah. Without a doubt. Eggnog dates back to medieval times. That makes sense. It's definitely a medieval-style drink.

Yeah. I mean, the thing is, eggnog was one of the first things I drank that gave me, like, stomach pain or gallbladder pain. I'm not sure which one, but. Yeah, I'm not a big eggnog fan. I like it, but it hurts me. Let's see. It was a, whoa. Jingle Bells was the first song played in space.

What? Why? What? Of all the songs. I don't know. They probably like Jingle Bells. You know, never mind. You know there was like a bunch of dudes at NASA with like guys from the government

and like a bunch of, for some reason, religious leaders from every religion were there. And they were all like, what can we play in space that will not be offensive to anyone? They were like, well, Jingle Bells is a classic. And it really is like non-denominational and uh you know it's uh it's like there's nothing offensive about it and like you know they had to have that they definitely did oh yeah without a doubt and our our main fact coming in here mariah carey wrote all All I Want for Christmas is You in 15 Minutes. Yeah. Not only do I know that,

I appreciate that it makes the song even better. That is pretty... That's like something I would do. It's like, we need a Christmas song. I'm like, oh, okay. Write some shit down. Everyone's like, this is the greatest song ever. Yeah.

It's the YouTube method. If she would have spent years crafting that song, no one would have cared. Oh, yeah. But she was like, she pounded it out, and people were like, that was the best thing you ever made. Yeah, YouTube. Yeah. So there's your Christmas facts.

All right. What is our big news story of the day? Here we go. Tampa Bay, Florida. A Florida man was kicked off a United flight for wearing thong underwear as a mask tells WFLA he's done it about 20 times before. A video which started making the rounds on social media this week shows two flight attendants talking to Adam Jen, who had been wearing nether garments to cover his nose and mouth while he waited for his flight from Florida to DC. One of the flight attendants could be heard telling Jen he's not in mask

compliance. You're gonna have to come off the airplane. We're not gonna let you travel. He said another passenger who had a mask hanging off his face walked up to one of the flight attendants and asked if Jen was being kicked off for wearing a mask. When the flight attendant asked the passenger to put his mask on, he said, I'm out of here. Jen told several other passengers walked off the plane in protest. Thank you to them because they saw something, an injustice, something that didn't make sense and they stood up he said i hate this i hate so much jen later compared himself to civil rights icon rosa parks who refused to move for a white passenger on a bus in 1955 it is yeah it is exact it is exact i'm glad someone said it exactly i'm glad someone finally said it.

Yeah, exactly the same. Sir, can you please put on just this mask that's extremely minorly inconvenient so that there's a chance that you don't spread your germs? This is a fucking outrage. So, yeah, you know. Oh, my God. so yeah you know um oh my god i was when i was at the airport there was a uh like a big dude walking down and he was like his mask was on his chin and he was like huffing and puffing and he was and someone said to him sir you have to put your mask up he's like yeah i can't breathe

in that and i was like bro if i can pull this off you can pull this off, you can pull this off, my dude. I literally work out in a mask and I have for like two years at this point. Literally for as long as I've been alive, doctors have worn masks all day, every day. Why would they do that? They don't work. every day. Why would they do that? They don't work.

Jen said deputies with the Broward Sheriff's office arrived and escorted him off the plane before airport security was called. Jen told WFLA it's not the first time he's used the thong

as a mask. He said he's flown about 20 times with his thong mask and he was booted off a Delta flight earlier this year. TSA requires travelers to wear masks

on commercial flights. It says under theSA requires travelers to wear masks on commercial flights. It says under the federal law they must wear masks that fully cover their nose and mouth without any vents or openings. Customer clearly wasn't in compliance with the mask mandate. We appreciate that our team addressed the issue and avoided any potential disruptions.

If this is a dude who's done it a bunch of times, just put him on the no-fly list. Let's move on. Like, it's not a big deal. I don't know why people freak out. Make it so he can't fly anymore. Easy. Done. No big deal. So that's the Florida thong mask man. Unreal.

Well, that's great. I'm glad the Florida thong mask man is finally caught. Or not. I guess he's going to Florida fly again. No doubt he will. No doubter. Alright. I guess he's going to Florida Fly again. For all we know. No doubt he will. No doubter. All right. Well, that's it for us.

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