Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 341 - Sonic Snakes

Episode Date: June 6, 2022

Today Jesse's voice is shot, so Crendor takes the reigns! What fanciful adventures will he take us on?! Meanwhile, Jesse has become obsessed with Chili's ASMR. Yep, that's right. So you know this episode is gonna be a wild one. Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 15% off your first order. Go to http://hellofresh.com/cox16 and use code cox16 to get up to 16 free meals and 3 free gifts.

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Broadcasting live, live, live, live, live. In 4-hour recording studios. Recording. Wake your ass up. It's the next Trending in the morning. Hello, everybody. Wake your ass up, it's up next, Crendor, good morning! Hello everybody, welcome to the exciting episode of Caxing Crendor. Boy, my voice is shot, Crendor. I can't do it, I can't do it.

I tried, I got halfway through and was like, I need a drink. My throat is gone. Man, your throat is gone. That's the worst I've heard it. Yeah, I can't do right now. I can't get up high. I've been talking nonstop since about 10 a.m. Wowee.

Why? I have jury duty tomorrow, so I have to get everything I need to get done for at least today and tomorrow done today. Yeah, I see. I've just been working nonstop. And of course, it all involves talking. And so now I'm just, we're at the end of the night. I'm all kind of over it. The worst part about jury duty is that they send you a message.

Basically, the way it works here, at least here in LA, is instead of going there and sitting around, you get a message the night before that tells you whether you have to go in that day. Right. And so even if I don't have to go in tomorrow, I have to wait around tomorrow night to see if I have to go in Tuesday, that kind of thing. So basically, I have to pre-plan everything

just in case they ask me to come in. Yeah. So I may not actually have to go anywhere tomorrow but i'm on call if that makes any sense so like i can't actually do work because i have to be like available if they need me it's crazy i mean at least you got a bunch of work done i did get a bunch of work done and now i'm like what if i don't ever do that again yeah that's probably not a bad idea nope no thanks yeah well i mean i can talk about me i would love for you to talk about you what's happening in your world right now uh let's see well first thing uh i went golfing today. Whoa.

All right, Arnold Palmer. What were you up to? It was pretty good. I got some pars, and I got a couple bogeys, got some eagles. All right. Yeah, but, like, you haven't even started the question. Why? Why are you golfing?

I like golfing. Sure, but like, why golf? Like, you can like golfing, but going golfing is a whole other thing. Well, my one friend wanted to go. Is this Nick? Which one of your friends is the golfer? No, it was one of my high school friends. And so he was just, he's pretty much on the same level as I know this guy did I see his house? Was that the guy who passed you've never seen?

Whoa this friend live in Canada or something is this like no you don't know it. He's from Canada It's just the person where like I mainly He's from Canada. He's just the person where I mainly... He's like the friend of, like, hey, want to go golfing? He's like, yeah. He's like that friend. He's like, hey, we're going golfing.

It's like, well, see you next time we go golfing. I'm like, all right. So yeah, I did pretty good. I like golfing. It's just, I don't know, it's relaxing. You're out in nature. You're like ah the great outdoors uh but all right but but i hate nature well that could be a problem i got to i didn't get too far i was like on the second hole or we just finished up on the second hole And I looked down at my leg

And there was a tick on my leg That's what you get for wearing Shorts dude you gotta wear khakis Well it's like 80 degrees Doesn't matter you gotta wear those Tan khakis that's golf etiquette bro So I was just like What the shit

And then I took him off Cause he wasn't like, he couldn't have been there long because we literally just started golfing not that long ago. And I was like, all right. But then my hypochondria set in. And I was like, oh, God. You're covered in ticks now.

Yeah. What if he bit me? But I was like, if he bit me, probably wouldn't if he bit me probably wouldn't come off that easily but then i was like maybe maybe i just didn't know it and then lyme disease it's over for you i was like dude maybe i got lyme disease so i started looking into the internet oh man why did you do that dude oh no there's there's people on the internet you just get the grain scope of like i've gotten 500 ticks in my life and i or like in the last week and i'm fine and there's some guy like you know i had one tick and

i have lyme disease crippling me for you know years and i was like oh okay so apparently it takes a while for the actual disease now Now you're just going to wait there in fear. Is that what's happening to you? Well, no, it, the tick has to be like on you for a while for you actually to get the disease. And I got, so they're like, oh yeah, usually it's like 24 to 36 hours. If you don't notice a dude's on you for 24 to 36 hours, that's a you problem. Well, sometimes I guess they're like, you you know they're in like weird places like behind your ear or like on your neck or things you can't see i was lucky to where i was constantly looking down because i got to hit the ball and i was

just like what the shit the thing on my leg uh so i mean i don't even i don't have like any red bumps you know i don't got any any markings like i don't have, like, any red bumps. You know, I don't got any markings. Like, I don't have anything that shows that it was a bite. But then, near where I thought I saw him, there's, like, a freckle. And I'm kind of like, is that freckle? Like, was that there before? So now I'm, like, freaking myself out being like, oh, no. The worst part about this is I was going to be like,

Crenor, it's nothing to worry about. You're fine. But I know that if I say it's nothing to worry about. You're fine. But I know that if I say that, then you're dead. You're instantly dead. I've doomed you. So I'm just going to say, hey, be safe. Yeah. So I've learned a lot about picks today is the main thing.

I guess that's good yeah um i guess so i'm uh um i had a great relaxing time and also a non-relaxing time post golf sounds like an incredible stressful golf and that's why i don't golf that right there. Yeah. So now I've just been stressful. I've literally just been looking at tick bites being like, yeah, it's not,

it doesn't look like that. Doesn't look like that. Don't cut that. Okay. Okay. No, none of those. So I've seen a lot of tick bites.

And then I was like, I don't even know if there's like Lyme disease near me. And then they're like, Oh, Lyme disease cases on the rise, especially in your area. I'm like, okay, good. You've doomed yourself. Yeah.

This is the hypochondriac way. You just kind of look into it nonstop and then freak out. And then usually you're fine. And in the grand scheme of things, I've been fine for the most part. But then your brain's just like, dude, but this is the time. This is the time. This is when they get you. This is when they get you. You let your guard down for one day of golf, and they got you.

Now, here's the thing. Yeah. When you're on your deathbed, are you going to say golf was worth it? Not me. That's why I don't golf. Not me. I'd be like, was worth it? Not me. That's why I don't golf. Not me. I'd be like, not worth it. Not worth getting that.

You're telling me I walked on a bunch of grass for this? No, thank you. I had a good time. I don't know. It doesn't sound like you did. Sounds like you spent an afternoon worrying. Well, it's just because of the tick. I didn't expect to have a tick on me. You should always expect the tick.

I've read numerous things where it's just like, there's no need to panic even if you got bit by a tick because if the tick was removed within 24 hours, it wasn't embedded long enough to transfer the Z. But then I still, still, I'm like, I don't know. This could be one of those rare things. And then you see some guy like, yep, bit me for three hours, and I got it or something.

I'm like, oh, there it is. But that's also probably rare. But who knows how long that tick was on you? I mean, it definitely wasn't long. He could have been there from the club, hopped in on the golf club and was going for a ride. He could have been there. When you left the pro shop, he was waiting for you.

He could have been on there for an hour and a half for all you know. I mean, it wouldn't have been an hour and a half because it took like two hours to golf. We only played nine holes. Could have been on there. We were on hole two or three. Since you left your house. He definitely wouldn't have been

on me at my house he could have been on you uh and then you flicked him off and then he came back and he jumped back on you you don't know am i trying to worry you maybe maybe am i trying to give you a panic attack maybe um so yeah that's fun uh and then then yesterday we went and saw Riverdance. Okay. All right. That is, you are definitely in the Midwest. That's the whitest person thing I've ever heard.

Well, it's based off like Ireland or whatever. Sure. No, I get it. Yeah. So like. Did it still have Michael Flatterly or whatever his name. No, I get it. Yeah. So like Did he still have Michael Flatterly or whatever his name is? The Lord of the Dance? Michael Flatterly? Yeah.

Was he there? No, he left like in 1996. Well, that sounds about right. To make Lord of the Dance. Right. Yeah. But yeah, pretty much it was coming to Chicago. We wereago or like sure we'll go see it because we've like watched river dance on the tv toaster woman grew up watching it because she was

like dancing so she like a river dancer or something very similar she wasn't a like tap dance river dancer but she just did like dancing and ballet and stuff and so she liked that and then i watched it i was like oh it's pretty good i like the music i like the dance so this is like that's what it is so yeah it's perfect it's like the 25th anniversary so they're like doing the big like hey we're doing the show but with new people and so it's pretty good and it was like it was your typical crowd you'd expect of like a mixture of boomers and like millennials uh there was like some kids there that probably did dance they were like whoo it was about that it's about what i expected for the audience and then i'd say it was pretty fun i like going to. I like hearing the music and the, I don't know, I like the bass.

You like the taps when they're dancing? I like the taps. Like that? It's all in sync and stuff? Yeah, it's pretty cool. Yeah, it's pretty neat. And so that was pretty much my weekend. I like it, frankly.

I'm here for it. Thanks. You actually did some stuff. All I did this week, like I said, was try to prep for the fact that my next week is ruined. But good news, I make $15 a day. Well, that's good. I'm very thrilled about that. Well, you said you might not even have to go.

It's like standby, right? Yeah. I get a text every night that says the text then says go log in actually i may not get a text i might just have to log into the portal the web portal for the county of los angeles or whatever and see see where i'm at but yeah they tell you whether I have to and then it's like every night they tell you again so basically you just have to keep checking in which if I was an employee somewhere what a hassle that would be being the boss it's easy because I can just be like y'all figure out your work week I gotta go do this thing but if I had to work at like Taco Bell I'd be screwed what would I tell my boss although I think legally your boss has to just let you yeah I'm pretty sure they do it's not like

you got jury duty you're fired but still if I have rent to pay 15 a day or whatever the hell they're paying me ain't gonna cover that rent it's I don't know that's not even gonna cover the gas anymore to get there unless you're taking like the I don't know. That's not even going to cover the gas anymore to get there. Unless you're taking the public transportation. Even then. What's so funny is I tried to get out of it. And I said, yeah, no, I'm this guy who does videos on the internet. And they literally were just like, it's Hollywood. Everyone does a thing.

Don't worry. You still have to do it. And I was like, all right. Okay. Yeah. No, that's I think the only way is like if you have actual medical conditions or if like you're old. I was like, all right.

Well, I'll show up. Yeah, I couldn't. They allowed me to postpone it once. I was supposed to go back in the beginning of May they let you postpone it one time and then they're like alright you have to do it usually what I would do is I would like see if I'm on the standby list

and if they're like oh you gotta go then I'd postpone it but if you're not then you're like okay neat yeah I'm hoping that they're gonna not have me go in tomorrow and then not have me go in tuesday which means in theory they'll just be like enjoy your free week you know what i mean like if they don't need me by tuesday i'll be upset because thursday

is the the the summer games show and friday is i can actually go to the summer games thing And play the games that are there And I would very much not like to have to do A Friday Court thing If I can help it you know what I mean Yeah We'll see

On the bright side You don't have tics You're right I don't have tics. You're right. I don't have tics. You know what I do have, though? I do have TikToks. Oh, boy.

That was a segue. Jesse. What a segue. Can I tell you something crazy? All right. I've been obsessed with one TikTok. It has 2.1 million views. It's an ASMR TikTok.

I think it's the greatest ASMR I've ever seen in my entire life i didn't know asmr tiktok was a thing it apparently is huge all these asmr tiktokers i did not know this this this the girl that i'm i'm gonna send this video of she has like over i think she has two million let me see what is her vibe on here? Some of her videos, one of her videos has 87 million views. How is that possible? She has 2.7 million followers on TikTok. She has one video called POV, your server is salty. You want the three for $10

special at Chili's. I am obsessed with this video, Crandor. I must have watched it 10 times in a row. I am blown away. It is literally just her getting angry at you

for ordering the three for 10. And at one point she's like, when she, she's like, what can I get the little one? She goes, apple juice. The way she says apple juice, I'm blown away by. The way that she's like,

you want the, what soup? You want the soup? Like, dude, I'm blown away by. The way that she's like, you want the what soup? You want the soup? Like, dude, I'm just going to say this video. I must stress, this is peak internet for me. All right, let's see here. Hey, welcome to Kelly's. What do you want? And she's chewing gum.

Right? And she's got gum. Gump. Everything about this should be the most annoying thing in the world. And what about for the little one? Apple juice. Okay, what do you want? What the?

Three for ten. Alright. Well, what do you want to start with chips soup salad soup southwest chicken soup soup salad what's your entree What? You said steak. No. No, steak isn't on the three for ten. That's not an option. Uh-uh. Steak ain't cheap.

Oh, my God. She has like a billion TikToks, which I guess shouldn't surprise me. No, most TikTok people do. Yeah. This video cracks me up. Like, I can't stop thinking about how insane this video is. And it's literally her just being like, you got to get the two for 25 if you want to get steak. You can't have steak. Steak is not part of the three for 10.

She's like, sorry, honey. I got other tables to take care of. Like, it is insane to me this exists. I'm obsessed with it. I can't stop thinking about it. to me this exists i'm obsessed with it i can't stop thinking about it the worst part is the reason why i know all about this girl is because i went to her tiktok page trying to find another one of these i was like clearly she must have done more chili's cosplay false there are no other ones this is the one video and i am infatuated with this video all of her other content i do not care about but this video i need more chili's

role play i am obsessed with it i can't stop thinking about the chili's role play it's too much i can't believe she didn't do another one with how popular it is right plus this was done on 420 what makes it even funnier like everything about this is amazing. She has the Chili's hat. She has the girl of every waitress who's ever worked at a Chili's ever. She has the pen that's her own little bit of flair thing, but it still has the price tag on it. Everything

about this, it's the perfect video. It should be so annoying. She's chewing gum like, I should hate it. I cannot stop watching it. I swear to you, I think I watched it ten times in a row. They got you. It got me.

I feel like, I feel like Chili's roleplay is exactly my vibe. That's the kind of ASMR I'm into. Give me all the Chili. The best part is, is literally it's hashtag ASMR, hashtag chilies,

hashtag role play. Oh, it's hilarious. I can't believe this exists and I love it. Unabashedly love it. I feel like you should, you should give your shot at some sort of restaurant

ASMR role play. Oh yeah, but it's like a diner. Like, welcome to the diner. What are you going to eat? Coffee. You want it black? You don't want it with milk juice. Milk juice. We'll give you some. We'll give you fresh squeezed in there if you know what I'm saying.

All right. Anyway, what can I get you to eat? What do you want? You want the two pancakes special? Okay. I'll get you the two pancake special. You know, like that weird thing that, for some reason, there's a very big trend right now. It's like them trying to catch their breath because I guess ASMR is getting faster. And so they're trying to catch their breath. They do that like.

All right, sure. Let's be weird with it like great let's go hey welcome to the old diner where we yes it's so crazy i guess that's what the kids are into. I guess so. I mean, listen, I get the ASMR, but this is going a little crazy now. I think there's ASMR for everyone. It used to be like, pancakes, and now it's like, welcome to Chili's. How can I take your order? And I'm not going to lie, I'm kind of here for it. Whatever this has transformed into, I am all about it. I mean, I prefer the pancakes, honestly.

Yeah, well, I prefer the girl who's offering me Chili's orders. What's crazy is she also kind of like, it says it's a POV of you ordering at Chili's, but at a certain point, she completely ignores you and just talks to an invisible woman trying to order a three for ten meal. And I'm obsessed with it.

I'm obsessed with it. She's like, well, just split a steak with your man. And I'm like, wait, am I the man? You're no longer talking to me. What's up? Oh, I love this video. I can't. It is literally playing in the background as I'm talking to you right now.

Now you've listened to it like 20 times. Yeah, I mean, the volume's off, but I haven't moved this image. It is still playing over and over and over again. My For You page on TikTok is just going to be this girl's chili video. And I'm fine with it. Well, I guess this kind of ties in it's like diner i saw you tweet about the study that said people who drink coffee one to three cups a day or something were less likely to die by like 30 percent yeah um but then you said if drinking one to three cups of coffee a day is linked to

longer life then i god i i am or am i but yeah it's saying one and a half to three and a half is the the you know the point you're supposed to be at and if you're not drinking that you're not getting the benefits and if you're drinking more than that, it's going to be more detrimental. Right. So that was a joke. And I drink about two cups of coffee a day. It was a joke. Your jokes are always believable. This is like the third Twitter joke you've made. And it's like nobody thinks it's a joke.

Well, yeah, that's fine. And I'm all right with that. It's because people believe I am this wacky character. And I'll take it because here's the thing. Then when I need to be a wacky guy, I can be a wacky guy. Right? People expect the wacky. So when I show up and I'm like professional, they're like, wow, this guy's got his shit together.

It's all an illusion, bro. Plus, I decided to read the article because I was interested. Yeah, it's about moderation and just like, you know, don't overdo it. But that's everything else, right? Everything is like that. Yeah, it's literally just moderation. And then there's like sugar in a lot of coffee drinks as well. So they were saying, like, obviously a cup of black coffee or, like, something with really low sugar in it

compared to, like, a caramel macchiato is going to be bad. Like, you're going to get rid of the benefits if you're just drinking, like, 30 grams of sugar with it. Sure. I mean, that's anything, right? Yeah. You can get iced tea and then make it a sweet tea and you've ruined the whole point, you know? Yeah. I think, well, I don't know, tea's got its own benefits as well.

That's what I'm saying. Like, tea by itself is beneficial. Filling it with sugar, not so beneficial. But, you know what, sweet tea's sweet tea is great so like what are you gonna do uh i mean i like sweet pea occasionally and by occasionally mean like once a year but if you get like good barbecue you gotta get a sweet tea with barbecue barbecue if i get good barbecue this is a barber comes out ready to like i'm gonna cut your hair while you eat the meat yeah barbecue has some interesting political opinions that i'm not okay with but like it's like it's all right he does a good haircut makes good barbecue um so that was you know the coffee study. You know, again, I was fooled by your Twitter. So, not a fan of us.

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Whoa, Red Door, help me. Help me, buddy. I'm falling apart, man. I've been doing this since 10 a.m. I'm falling apart. Chapter 7 is what I meant! Let's go! Yeah, we're in the podcast chapter 7.

You know, I'm a little scared about what's going on down there. Not at the traffic, I just mean in our studio. Right, right. But, you know, I mean, the traffic, listen, it's the same as always. You know, every time I do this,

there's sometimes it's not crazy. There's sometimes it is crazy. But, like, for the most part, it's just traffic. But, again, keep an eye on our host in the studio. Thank you. Thanks, Crandor. Let's go over to Cox and Crandor in the morning. Oh, boy.

Let's go to weather. Weather. Welcome to the Cox and Crandor weather in the morning. Here we are. Welcome to the Cox and Crandor weather in the morning. Here we are. Let's see if we go to our most recent episode on the YouTube. I can take a look at weather suggestions.

Let's see. We got a couple here, although this one has higher up votes. It's for Wilkison, Washington. Every year we got hand car races in July. It's a fun little romp. We also have Coke ovens. Okay, first off, Coke ovens I imagine is like Coke is in coal. Yes, like Coca-Cola oven. Yeah.

Because I don't know about like cocaine ovens. No, I don't think Coca-Cola either. I mean like Coke as in like the blast furnace Coke. What? You know, that shit that's called Coke. I don't. It's like Coke and coal are roughly in the same like coal is carbon, but Coke is mostly water basically. I've never heard that in my life coke coke is like it's a it's a fossil fuel it's a type of fuel i've never heard that in my life

give it a google sometime i'm pretty sure that's what they mean by coke oven let's see uh three by three by three structure built. No, that sounds like Minecraft. It does say coal Coke. Yeah. Huh? What do you know? Oh, yeah, it is like a Minecraft.

There's actually a Coke oven in Minecraft. Look at that. All right. Well, today I learned something. Yeah. So, I mean, I've always thought that was, that's why I think Coca-Cola, we call it Coke, but really it's confusing at that point. My apologies to everyone who's not a native English speaker, because I imagine it must

be atrocious to learn English. Oh, yeah. Definitely. We're just making shit up as we go along like oh the coke ovens you're like oh i love coca-cola and we're like not that coke you idiot i'm an american and i still think yeah um so in wilkeson washington it's 54 degrees fahrenheit you got uh 29.89 inches of pressure five mile visibility 86 percent humidity uh four mile an hour winds 50 on the dew point zero on the uv and a waxing crescent moon uh

today you've got mail uh hey today mostly cloudy, 62 degrees. Not too bad. Tuesday, 73. Wednesday, 68. Thursday, 68 with some PM showers. Friday, you got some showers, 66. Saturday, AM showers, 65. Sunday, 60 with showers.

And Monday, 59 and cloudy. Now, you know how we often, when we do these towns, we comment on how it's a very small town. Right? Yes. This town is pretty close to Tacoma and Seattle. Right? I would say I would guess

an hour or two outside. I don't know. I couldn't guess distance, but it seems very close. It's within driving distance. But this town is so small. It, I'm going to say, has four, maybe five streets. And

it appears they only have one restaurant called the Carlson Block, which is a pizza place but the photo of it the photo of the pizza place oh whoa this is a small-ass town oh what so the four restaurants in a row are Pick and Shovel Saloon and Restaurant, followed by The Nomad, which is a coffee shop, followed by the Carlson Block, which is a pizza place, followed by Simple Goodness Soda Shop. What does the street view of this place look like? This has to be like, welcome.

It literally, oh my god. Crendor. Look at this. Look at this. This entire area looks like you went back in time. Oh my god, it does. That's wild. I love that.

I am a huge fan of that. Wow. That's like legit I love that. I am a huge fan of that. Wow. That's like legit, like super old timey. They had a landmark on here called the Red Caboose, and I clicked on a photo, and there literally is just a red caboose. It's an actual just piece of a train. Oh, my God. Oh my god What's crazy is that there's There's a photo of a woman standing next to the train

Posing with it and that makes me laugh so hard Yeah the saloon wow The saloon Is like this little tiny rundown building next to Nomads which is like a coffee shop Built out of a rundown building Next to another rundown building which is Looks like it's from All these things like when you click the um

What does that place called the I? Gotta get back to it the Carlson block When you click it look at this the first images from like 1910 The first image. That's got to be from 1910. That's not from like the other day. No, that is certainly not.

The crazy thing is when you click the image of the inside, it looks very old. But I'm not going to lie. Like that pizza with the pepperoni and jalapenos, I'm kind of digging it. Kind of digging it. It doesn't look – it looks good. It does look good. That's definitely not from Tululi, Utah or whatever. I forgot what it's called already.

Yeah. This is – I think it's super interesting. Yeah, all the pizzas look delicious. The more you scroll down, you see like the different varieties. I'm kind of here for it. Mushroom pizza actually looks like it has different mushrooms on it. It does. Oh, my God.

It's not bad. I'm kind of digging that. Here's the thing. I know how they can get away with just having two restaurants in their town because it looks like the ones they have are pretty freaking amazing. Yeah, I can't see anything else There's a fire department There's like one main road

And the main road goes into town And there's a truck Bodies repair shop And A skate park That's great The fire department These four restaurants together in a row.

The Pick and Shovel Saloon. Yeah, the Pick and Shovel Saloon, the Nomad, the Carlson Block, and then Simple Goodness Soda Shop, and then you literally drive out of town. That's it. You go past the Red Caboose, the infamous Red Caboose, and then you've left town. You're gone, and that's it. That's all there is.

That's crazy to me. Also, who goes to the Wilkinson Elementary? And that's it. That's all there is. Yep. That's crazy to me. Also, who goes to the Wilkinson Elementary? The elementary, how many kids are in this town? It's got to be like 10. Yeah. There's, I guess, people from other areas, but like surrounding it is mostly forest wow that is this place is wild yeah you would think that for the four restaurants they have they'd be like ma and paul's weird ass diner but that's not the case

they got like gourmet pizzas up in here you know what sometimes this country amazes me and the saloon have you looked at the saloon yeah they got like delicious looking tacos and stuff they got like a weird french fry nacho dip thing i'm feeling it i'm feeling it the chicken wings look on point dude even the soda shop they got some fancy drinks yeah now the pizza at the saloon doesn't look nearly as good as the pizza two doors over, so I wouldn't ask for that. But they got tater tots. I mean, I'm here for the tater tots.

They got some good other stuff. Yeah. That's crazy to me. It looks like, you know what? When you look at the interiors, you can see they definitely look old. Everything there looks very old. Oh, yeah, it does. 1970s was the last time anything was remodeled.

But with that said, none of this looks as bad as that place we looked at last time where it looked like, well, come on, come on in. Have yourself a salad that we like cut open from a package. Oh, yeah, 100%. It looks way better. Yeah. Oh yeah 100% It looks way better Yeah I would actually like I probably could do a day Like walking around this little ass town

Yeah Because you have like a focal point Like you could get breakfast At the pick and shovel Actually you get breakfast at Nomad Get your coffee You go out do your thing Like go see the i guess the caboose

and then like go to the skate park and walk around yeah and then for lunch you walk back go to pick and shovel get yourself a sandwich have a few drinks right go out come back get your pizza later than for dessert go across the simple goodness you got a day you got a day yeah that is a day i'm feeling it i. I'm feeling it. You know what? I'm feeling it. Yeah. Yeah. Although there is a place called Hops and Drops, and I don't know what that is.

Hops and Drops. Oh, a neighborhood gathering place. Hop Jacks. I don't like that. Never mind. I don't like that. No. Anyway. That's the weather weather i guess that's weather yeah

let's jump into sports sports welcome to the sports desk sports news and that's what i'm here for yep we got the uh nhl happen and the rangers are up 2-1 in that series to try and get to the Stanley Cup Finals. Although Tampa Bay did win today to make it 2-1. It was 2-0. And then in the other series, Colorado is up 3-0 on the Edmonton Oilers. Why can't I find their thing? Is it three?

Yeah, 3-0. I'm pretty sure it's 3-0. Dude, ESPN, you suck. I'm going to go NHL. Yeah, 3-0. Okay, NHL.com did it. And then on the NBA, the series is tied 1-1 between the Celtics and the Warriors. So it's going to be a pretty crazy NBA Finals

and over in baseball we've got a lot of games happening we've got the Yankees in first at 39-15 the Blue Jays second at 31-22 and the Rays 31-23 you've got Minnesota at 32-24 you've got Houston at 35-19 and you've got the Mays 31-23. You got Minnesota 32-24. You got Houston at 35-19. And you got the Mets 37-19, Milwaukee 33-23

with the Cardinals half game back. And the Dodgers at 35-19 with the Padres two games back at 33-21. And it's pretty much sports. People keep being like, do the sports for this random sport in this place. And I'm like, I don't know. I could do that. There's like maybe if some wacky stuff happens, I'll do it. But we'll see if you got any like wacky sports stuff happening.

Send it to me and then like tweet it to me or something. I might do it. We'll see. That's sports. Okay. Let's go to our fact of the day. Fact of the day. It sucks. It did not need that musical intro. It sucks.

It did not need that musical intro. It's unnecessary. Spark of the day. So, there aren't actually 57 varieties of Heinz ketchup

and never were. Company founder H.J. Heinz thought his product should have a number and he liked 57. Hint, the glass bottle on the 57, not the bottom. Oh wait, hit the glass bottle on the 57, not the bottom to get the ketchup to flow. I mean, yeah, I kind of knew that. But also the best strategy is stick a knife in it and stir it around a bit oh yeah i mean like that's just as easy if you don't want to be a weirdo slapping a bottle yeah no that definitely is the best strategy everybody's got to you got to take the

knife put in there get that ketchup out yeah yeah that's it that's you should do an asmr just doing that like yeah put the knife in the ketchup. The little Heinz 57. Well, you got to put the knife in the ketchup. Come on now. Yeah, put the knife in the ketchup. If you want your coffee, you should drink it. Only two cups a day.

It'll give you a longer lifespan. Yeah, but also eat some ketchup with your hash browns. You're going to have to get in there with a knife and twirl it around there. It's your fact of the day. All right. What is our news story? Our news story. Well, actually, one's an update to one of our things, and the other is a news story.

So we're going to do this. First, Rhode Island home that inspired the conjuring sells for more than 1.5 million all because of like some fake paranormal stuff yep and pretty much the person that bought it said i don't believe the energy here is malevolent things will happen here that will startle me but not harm me i look forward to experiencing things i look forward to experiencing things is how i live my whole life that's true love experiencing things um yeah uh now the good news story sonic workers find an absolute nightmare lurking just behind the fry machine nope i'm not i'm not i'm worried about this one i'm worried about this more than the haunted house oh boy I mean, this is real frightening. This is a thing though.

Technically, um, workers at a Sonic location in Georgia fled the restaurant earlier this month when they found something unexpected behind the deep fryer. And it wasn't the remains of some old pots. The Brunswick daily news reported that the entire staff was spooked by a snake. They abandoned shop and called the cops,

describing what they thought was a rattler. They abandoned shop and called the cops. They got Mother Goose right in this article. Which are among the venomous snakes known to call Georgia home. Lieutenant Matthew Wilson of the Brunswick Police Department told newspaper it was actually a three and a half foot long ball python, a non-venomous constrictor snake. Quote, I ended up catching it with a broom handle.

Wilson told the Daily News. Just got it where I can secure its head. Then I put it in a paper bag and carry him out. Wilson said he suspects the restaurant left its bag door open and the snake slithered in for the same reason as the customers. It was hungry and thirsty. open and the snake slithered in for the same reason as the customers it was hungry and thirsty wilson who has a ball python of his own said the sonic snake that's how he knew home with a snake loving friend i'm just shocked that this i'm shocked at this snake found a sonic i've been seeing sonic commercials for years and i've never seen a sonic drive-thru not once it's uh

i've never actually eaten at a sonic that's what i'm saying i've seen sonic commercials for almost i'm gonna say my entire life i've never seen an actual sonic not once i heard that you always get sonic commercials um before they put a sonic there as they like try to build hype eman leonon Leonard, an invasive species biologist with the Georgia Department of Natural Resources, told the Associated Press snakes are often an impulse buy that some purchases later regret. Could be somebody just didn't think through the consequences of a large snake as a pet. Some people have regrets later on, just release things. Definitely irresponsible. People who are no longer able to care for a pet should

contact local reptile rescue or animal shelters for advice and don't release them into the wild in addition to freaking out local underpaid and underappreciated fast food workers release snakes and other pets could lead to invasive species issues the majority of these animals are stressed physically depleted and unable to survive zoo check said on its website most dive starvation cold and predation so uh yeah or the snake was just like dude a sonic i haven't seen one of these yeah that snake was like what the hell is this? I've been seeing ads for weeks. That's got to be it. No other explanation.

None whatsoever. He was curious. We all are. Yeah. But now we're not. Well, I feel that. That is our big news story of the day. Okay.

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