Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 347 - The Boot Scootin' Babes

Episode Date: July 18, 2022

The boys are back and this time Jesse tries to explain to the Crendor a song he heard - and boy does he hate it. Then Jesse tells Crendor about his new phone - and boy does he hate it! Thankfully, Crendor understands his pain. Then a man in Florida befriends a gator and there is nothing wrong with it. He seems like a chill dude. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Come see us live in Chicago in August! Learn more at coxandcrendor.com Go to http://hellotushy.com/cox to get 10% off your order plus free shipping. Go to http://joinhoney.com/cox to get Honey for free!

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Hey. Hello. Hello. Hi. Hey. Whoa. Hey. Yes?

Hello. Hi. Hey. Ooh. How you doing? Hey, ooh, I don't know anymore. Really though, how you doing? I'm doing good.

I have had a terrible headache the last, I don't know, 20, 40, I don't know how long. I've been in a car this afternoon driving back to record this with you. And while I was in the car, all the music that came on, I realized that like either I got a headache because of it or because i have a headache i did not like it either way it was like throbbing in one part of my head just like a big throb and i was like oh my god i just need tylenol or something but one song came on and i realized i hated everything about it everything what's it so it's a british i guess it's a british band because they sounded kind of british when they were singing and they're called manna skin as in like mannequin but manna skin

right sure already i'm like i don't know about that the song was according to the radio i want to be your slave which already i was like i don't know about that and the lyrics the way the song goes i it's in my brain now, Crandor. I don't know all the lyrics, but I remember the beginning, and I want to let you know I hate it. I hate it. It went something like, I want to be your slave. I want to be your master.

I want to be your heartbeat run like roller coasters. Like that was it. I was like, this sucks. And here's the thing the entire song was like and it just didn't stop and i was like this is the kind of like drone on music that maybe they do want people to be slaves because this is like you should work a little faster this job doesn't pay you as much but that's okay because the company owns you it's like this sucks this song sucks ass so i uh i just went and listened to it a bit and you're right it is just that it's just it's just that and it keeps going and going and again like i said either that song caused the headache or i

had the headache and it made me hate that song even more but at that point i was like i just what happened to fucking music so i went back and i listened to like 90s on nine i was like yeah this is a good time you're hitting that point you're in that point where it's just like damn kids they don't know what it was like well that's i mean it's not true for if you would ask me a year ago what i thought of music i would have been like amazing some of the new music stuff coming out right now so good but for some reason everything that they played on the radio today i was like this sucks well i would say that part of that is because there's such a wide variety of music so when you say the music nowadays sucks.

I mean you're talking about this specific genre of like indie rock something. I don't know what it is. I mean yeah I don't know what you would call this either. This was the Sirius XM whatever like the main station is where they play all today's hits. And so it was a wide swath, but it wasn't clearly wide enough. You know what I mean? I wasn't listening to like, what is 2022 power metal? Like, where are the 2022 hair bands?

2022 power metal. What's going on with that scene? Yeah. Power metal. Does that exist is there 2022 arena rock does that exist um see my thing is i listen to my wub wubs but i get my music from podcast like the arman van buren podcast where he's just like hello it's me arman van buren from amsterdam and then it's just like here is the ricky johnson and it's like and then he's like ricky that was a great song and he's like hey thanks i made it this week

and then i'm like oh i like this one and i add it to my playlist ah i i sometimes there's a uh i when i got my car A few years back it had SiriusXM in it And I just kept the subscription because I enjoyed it So much So when I say listen to the radio that's a lie Listen to paid service radio But I love it so much

It's so much better than anything else And I really enjoy it They have a thing on there called Chill. It's like that. I was like, yeah, this is where I'm at. It's like it sounds like the music you would listen to if you're very, very high. And I'm here for it. I love it.

It's so good. Is it a lo-fi style or more like a house music type thing? I don't know what any of those words mean you just said to me. It's like music that you would hear At like a trendy spa maybe Okay Where it's like you're trying to relax But it's like But it's like relaxing

It still could be either of those Low fire house Well I don't know what that We've talked about this before I don't know what any of that means I just know that I like what I like I'm like I don't know what the hell this is called uh well i mean uh i mean you can you can listen to here's the thing uh sometimes i'll just because i don't have paid radio so i have like five radio

stations i cycle between well actually that's not true there's like a couple more because some are like talk radio or sports so i have sports talk radio and then i have like the normal state i don't even listen it's like 95 sports radio if i got talk on they're just like what's going on in sports then music there's like pop pop to uh weird polish station during the day but like crazy electric music electro edm at night uh and then there's uh the alternative rock which you know they play like your imagine dragons and your uh sure whatever like those things but sometimes yeah the 2010s yeah right but they got some new ones in there sometimes you flip through and then i got another one which is they play like the 80s 90s and 2000s so they'll just one you're listening to the like the bless the rains in africa by totoro one minute and then

the next they're playing like backstreet boys and then they're playing like britney spears or like whatever so they got all over the person that I just found the person that I was thinking of, her name is Nora N. Pure. She's, I think, a Swedish. She's the queen of Swiss-based deep house. Nora N. Pure has spent the last several years at the pinnacle of dance music. But the thing that I, you know what?

Here's what I've also just learned. Most of what is on the station that I listen to on Sir's what I've also just learned Most of what is on The station that I listen to on SiriusXM Is clearly just on SoundCloud Because all of Nura M. Pierce tracks all of her One hour shows are on All 307 are on SoundCloud

And like How do I access this How do I go you're more on SoundCloud I'm gonna send you this this is I like how I go? You're more on SoundCloud. I'm going to send you this. I like how you're like, we're more on SoundCloud. We literally have a podcast for nearly a decade on SoundCloud. You're like, how do I navigate

this website? I just don't, I mean, look, I don't use SoundCloud. I just upload. But this is, this is the like, this is her show. It's like an hour long every week, and it's like with Nora and Pure. It's like an hour long every week. And it's like, with Nora and Pure. It's like, you're listening to Purified. But it's like, I dig this.

It's where I'm at mentally. It's like, it's like, you know, chill, man. It's kind of trance-esque. What would you call this? What would you call this music? I mean, it does classify as deep house. I'd call it deep house trance. What does deep house trance-esque. What would you call this? What would you call this music? I mean, it does classify as deep house. I'd call it deep house trance. What does deep house trance mean?

What is deep house? It's... I don't know how to describe it. Hold on. Maybe the internet can describe it. House is a music genre characterized by a repetitive four-on-the-floor beat and a typical tempo of 120 beats per minute. So what is Deep House?

It's a subgenre of house music. Oh, my God. How did I find that before you? A subgenre of house music that originated in the 80s, initially fusing elements of Chicago house. What? Of course. With the lush chords of jazz funk and touches of soul music. Its origin

is attributed to the early recordings of Larry Heard, a.k.a. Mr. Fingers, including his influential track, Can You Feel It? Oh my God. Can I feel it? Where do I listen to Can I Feel It? Can you feel it? Can you feel it? Mr. Fingers. I can't

believe that's what I googled. Can you feel it? Mr. Fingers. Here we go. Here we go here we go yo yo I dig I dig mr. fingers and the background just like I just need to be put I think you're right I need to be put into some sort of trance with trance music You do I need to be just like zone me out Put me on like a bean bag Give me like a I don't know give me some weird

Illegal narcotic and a pacifier And put me in a corner and I'll be fine I'll be okay That's what I've learned about myself Trance is a genre of EDM that emerged from the British New Age music scene in the early 90s. Look at us.

1990s German techno and hardcore. Then they got hardstyle. That's the one that's like I realized that I didn't know what Nora M. Pure looks like and she looks like a mom of three. She looks like the most attractive mom at the pool.

But she's, you know, definitely still the mom at the pool. Like a DJ mom. DJ mom. DJ mom coming to you live. She does. She's 31 years old. Yeah. She just looks like a mom.

It's hilarious. But not like, you know how there's like, um, DJs and they're like 40 and they still look like they're trying to be 22. Right. This just looks like a mom. She's like, I put on my hat backwards and I'm really excited to be here. I wore a t-shirt. Maybe the scene, maybe the Swiss scene is a little bit different maybe people are a little

more chill that's true they don't have to like pretend to be cool yeah maybe the the swiss scene's different there she is by water just chilling at the beach there's one of her and like literally a t-shirt that's too big and she's just like smiling and having a good time and i'm here for that it isn't like pretentious at all. I love it. This one, she's like going scuba diving. I don't know, man. Maybe it's like a Northern European thing.

Maybe. Where everyone's just kind of a little more chill. That's possible. Maybe I'm too Eastern European. I gotta go more North. Yeah, we gotta go Northern European. I'm here Eastern European. I gotta go more North. Yeah, we gotta go Northern European. I'm here for that. I actually think it said I had like,

I think my genetics thing said I had like 8% Swiss or something. Maybe that's why I like EDM. Maybe. I was gonna mention, I told you this yesterday, but did you see my stick talk? I did see your stick talk. You're using today as a shameless promotion for it. Is that what you're doing?

Well, it's because last week I was like, I started the tick tock with cat tick tock. And then I made another one, which did better. It did twice as well as first cat tick tock. And then I made stick tock or stick tick tock. And that's gone. That's got 10.7 K. It's viral. That's going viral out there. So now I need to make a cat stick talk,

and then we're going to start flying off the shelves. I feel like you're flying too close to the sun right now. Maybe. I don't know. A stick and a cat in one video? It's too much content for you, man. We'll see. We'll see we'll see

but either way i'm i enjoy the fact that you can make 15 second videos i think i like that it is right up your alley in sort of like the very short you don't have to pretend to care for 30 minutes right or you don't have to like like well you know i gotta do a thing for for 20 seconds in order to hit no you're just like i'm in i'm out it's over yeah it's very nice that's what i was gonna bring up okay yes so first up my one thing i hate about tiktok is when you open it it blasts you with a tiktok right away immediately and oftentimes they suck yeah you just click the app it's like i'm like jesus like can we like calm down a bit?

And usually they suck. Like, there's some there's some like bad TikToks. They're just like, this is me when I get french fries at McDonald's. And they're like eating them and they're all like sitting in the car like I'm eating french fries and that's it. And I'm like, that was it. That was the whole thing. And they're like 30 million views. eyes and that's it and i'm like that was it that was the whole thing and they're like 30 million views dude there is this one girl who i i know i recognize now is one of the most famous tiktokers

ever but the very first video i ever saw of her was her literally just making faces at the camera for about 30 seconds to a song and her face would like move to the beat of the song and that was it 30 seconds seconds, 87 million views. And I was like, no. That's, no. I have been, like, writing scripts. And I have been devoting weeks of time to videos. And it's like, I got 100,000 views.

Amazing. She's like, I moved my face 80 million. Like, no, this is is unfair the world is unkind well all right here's what happened so i was just like flipping through i was like dude these suck and then i got to one that i thought was a joke i thought this was a joke at first and it was this girl that was flipping through tarot cards and she's like you've landed at the right spot destiny brought you here i'm looking at your cards It appears that someone near you is trying to move away, but you don't want them to. You don't want them to move away.

You need this video right here. I understand where you're coming from. This is the thing, and it shows that you are going to have change in life. And it had like 50,000 views and a bunch of comments of people being like, oh my God, it is me. I was like, this lady just said, you're going to have some bad stuff happen and there's like bad stuff currently happening,

but it might get better. Like that's all she said in like a really generic fashion. And people are like, wow. And I'm like, I guess there's like 12 year olds watching this. So they're probably like, oh my God, they don't understand, you know. I imagine it's one of those things where people who don't care swipe through it because it's like on demand quick content right so people

just swipe swipe swipe and so people who are immediately like nah this isn't for me swipe through it and not many people took the time to uh actually like comment and so those who did are like this is you're totally right this is absolutely correct yeah uh so that was i was just like all right cool and then well then just just a bunch more tiktoks i did not like they're just sounds like i ain't watching these i'm just making them the problem that i have a tiktok is a lot of the content is like super, super throwaway. And the ones that I stay and watch are the ones that I am most angered by.

And that's how I know it gets me. Literally, I think I mentioned this before, but because I watched her once, and I think I watched the video like eight times because I couldn't believe it. There's this woman on there who's just like, the Roman Empire isn't real. It was created by the church.

I'm like, what? She's like, all the things about Rome that you think you know, Roman coins, not real. Forgeries. I'm like, what? And she honest to God believes that for a thousand years, there was no Roman Empire. It was like a bunch of small city states.

And then the church created it as like A revisionist history And I'm like no She's like there was no Roman Empire All those things that are in Like Hadrian's Wall in England It was actually a road Not a wall

I'm like what? How did you get what? And then I'll go watch people tell her why she's wrong and then she'll respond to those and be like this person is incorrect and the reason why is because they're part of the agenda and I'm like oh my god.

Yeah, anybody that has to be like. I'll just get outraged. I'll be like how do you exist? Yeah. I mean that's a con. Anybody that has to you hit a point where they try to, they're like, this thing isn't real. And you're like, well, here's a good point that you can try to debunk. And instead of trying to debunk it, they're just like, you're dumb. And you're part of the problem.

Like, it's just that. Like, oh, okay. They're just dumb. One of the absolute craziest things I've ever seen. I was like, shut up. Please shut up And I will I will constantly

There's one guy that I follow Who like his whole thing Is just shitting on people who are idiots It's the only way I can exist On TikTok Thank god I recently my phone I'm looking at it right now

My old phone broke I was doing a brand deal and it was in the dark And I actually tripped and, my phone, I'm looking at it right now, my old phone broke. I was doing a brand deal, and it was in the dark, and I actually tripped and smashed my phone. And so I had to go to get a new phone, and when I went there, they were like, sorry, because I had an iPhone 11. I love my iPhone 11. When I was there, I picked up the iPhone 13, which is the new one, and I was like, this feels weird. I don't like this.

It's like too bulky in my hands. It doesn't feel right. It feels heavier. It has flat edges rather than rounded. It just doesn't feel good. And I was like, can I just get another 11? And they're like, let's see what we have. And they're like, we don't have any 11s.

I'm like, really? They're like, yeah, but you do have a new every two, you can get a a new phone now it's part of your plan i'm like all right i guess i'll get the 13 i guess i hate it absolutely hate it i hate i i like i'm looking at it right now the back where the camera stuff is is so lopsided that when I set it down, it doesn't lay flat. Yeah. It has like a weird angle to it. It feels bulky. It feels heavier.

It doesn't feel good in my hand. I hate everything about it. And I'm like, son of a – the only good to come with this is because I realized over the many years of having the same phone i had the iphone 11 for i don't know how many years it's been since i got that thing um i uh absolutely do not use 90 of the apps that i download for stuff and so on my new phone i this is these are the apps that i have this is where all the apps that come with it And I move them all into folders because I never use them The app that allows me to get into the office because the the office is like gates and stuff that are run through an app Reddit because I love going on reddit YouTube because I can watch YouTube uh

Twitter because then I can post things Slack for office slack the Starbucks app so I can order things. Slack for Office Slack. The Starbucks app so I can order Starbucks while I'm driving to the office and pick it up. The Lyft app and the Uber app just in case I have to use one or the other. Discord. The SiriusXM app. Audible. And that's it.

That's all I have on my phone That's all I use Everything else is removed off my I don't have anything else I have one and one third screens It's beautiful It's truly beautiful I only have two pages I don't even

I have one full page And then one top row And the top row of the second page is all the apps I don't even, I have one full page and then one top row and the top row of the second page is all the apps I don't use that I might have to use one day. It's gorgeous. It's incredible. My phone is the XS Max, I believe. What the hell is an XS Max?

The XS Max is, When did that come out? XS Max iPhone? What the hell is that phone? September 2018. So it's four years old. Almost four years old. Yeah, I don't know why they say X. I guess because X.

Oh, that's why. Because it's the X. Oh, it's the XS. Yeah, the XS. Yeah. Yeah. So I got that phone, and no doubt, this is like my favorite iPhone. And I tried upgrading when the 13 came out, and it gave me a headache.

And then people were like, you got to turn off the super motion or whatever the shit. So I did that, and I was like, I guess it's okay. But then I just paid for like, I don't even get to use one of the features that's supposed to be a selling point. And then the camera was worse. It has more cameras that, you know, obviously, like you said, you can't lay it down. And I was taking pictures with my XS Max versus the 13 and I would show people and they either couldn't tell the difference or they would pick the XS Max camera. And I was like, I'm just

returning this. So I did. Now I'm going to use that until it breaks and then I might just buy another XS Max if I can. The problem that I have is I can't return it because I got it for free. Ah. Because it was an upgrade for my service plan with Verizon. So they gave me this damn phone. So now I have this new phone, and I absolutely hate this phone. Everyone's like, bro, why don't you get a Google phone or an Android? I'm like, no, I hate those more.

I like to be able to use mine without... I know what I like. I like what I like. I'm not going to change. i've had an iphone since the iphone 3 it's not i'm i cannot it's too late for me it's i'm an adult i i'm not cool i and i'll let you know one of the scary game squad members i'll let you figure out which one has it has a uh android phone and the rest of us has iPhones. And communication with him is near impossible. When we send a group message.

It is like. Did everyone get this? Hello did everyone get this? And some people were like I got it. And some people were like I didn't get it. And it's like oh my god. So all I'm saying is. It sucks.

And I'm over it. And I should have stuck with my 11. And I would have stuck with my 11 forever. Until the damn thing broke. Which it did. And I should have stuck with my 11. And I would have stuck with my 11 forever. Until the damn thing broke. Which it did. And now I have a garbage phone that I hate. So there we are. That's the thing too with Android.

I tried Android and I didn't like it either. It felt like the phone for people that are like, I know how to customize and overclock my phone and stuff like that. And I'm like, I don't care. I just want to look at my phone and stuff like that. And I'm like, I don't care. I just want to look at my apps and email and whatever and listen to music. Half the time I'm just listening to my

AirPods on it with the gym. I just want it to be, yeah, I have my AirPods. That's the thing. I have everything that is accessories. I'm not going to go out and buy a whole new phone system and then have to deal with all the accessories. It's too late for me. It's too late. Unless someone steals

all of it and I have to start fresh. I got like five of the damn plugs. I got 80 cords. If someone comes in and takes it all, then I'll be like, alright, maybe I'll consider it. But it doesn't make any sense to me why I would. Like, it just, I can't do it.

Yeah. No, it it's the there's the the apple people the android people and then the people that just I don't know don't know what they're doing there's like the few people that are like you should give them that we way I'm like nah bro I don't need to be hacked by the Chinese government I'm all right I'm good thanks yeah like that's not true that's not gonna happen I'm like yeah okay sure no I would not trust that it's like you said I've been using the iPhone for like so long

I'm like I'm just gonna keep using it but like I prefer this one that's like four years old yeah yeah I think mine is how old is the 11 I think it's the one that came right after mine so i think it's probably three years old the iphone 11 pro which is what i had i'm looking at right now it's busted as shit the screen is super destroyed um that was 5.8 uh inches inches yeah 5.85 inches, while the 13 is 6.1.

That's why it feels bulkier in my hands. Yeah. Ah, well, I hate it. Well, I hate that. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not a... I don't think I'm a fan of the new one either, so... Yeah, no, thank you.

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Some people still doing some vacations, but, you know, it's not as crazy. It's still crazy, but not super crazy. And then I think people start school again vacations but you know it's not as crazy it's still crazy but not super crazy uh and then i think people start school again uh in like a month or something dude i haven't been to school in like oh my god it's been a long time uh i've already forgotten i think i used to start school at like early to mid-august i think it was like mid-august thank you thanks condor yeah usually august like uh I don't know.

Sometime, I think the earliest I ever started school was August 8th, I think. Wow, early? I think mine was like the 20th. Damn. You went to one of those cool schools. But even like, I think Chicago schools start like early September, like right by Labor Day.

Actually, let's see. I think, actually, no, I think the earliest might have been like August 15th. When I was in high school, we would always start, I think it was the week before. We get Labor Day off, right? In this country? Yeah. All right, good. I think it would be, we'd start the week before Labor Day, and then we'd just always have

that Monday off for some reason. Oh, I see. I seem to recall that being a thing we would do. But maybe I'm wrong. I don't remember. Maybe that's when I taught. Because I remember being in school, they'd bring us back early. We'd have to do early August.

I think. But then we'd get off in May. No, actually, when I was in high school, June. Wow. We stayed in school for a long time in my Ohio school. Wow. Yeah, you stay in school a lot. I thought, yeah, usually we'd start like mid-August, then get out like early June, I think.

Like the first week of June. It was always like June 8th or June. It was the first week of June. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Interesting. When I taught, we would start almost September and get off in May that's the difference from when I went off to college and came back

the difference is crazy I was like what happened to schooling wild that is pretty wild yeah my high school starts in the middle of August now so I think they start a week earlier than they used to interesting wowee kids gots to learn My high school starts in the middle of August now. So I think they start a week earlier than they used to.

Interesting. Wowee. That's because them kids gots to learn. Kids gotta learn. Them kids gots to learn. That's the traffic. All right. Let's go to weather.

Weather. I was scouring the comments, but I found one that ties into today's topics uh they requested weather for poles bow washington there's a festival called viking fest and the houses look scandinavian viking fest yeah here's Poulsbo, Washington. There we are. Poulsbo. Old Poulsbo. Old Poulsbo. Poulsbo, Washington. Here it is.

Woppy, take it away. Woppy activated. 65 degrees Fahrenheit. Poulsbo, Washington. Weather, today, 62%. Humidity, pressure, Oldsboro, Washington, weather, today, 62%, humidity, pressure, 30, visibility, 10 miles, wind, 5 miles per hour, sunrise, 529, a.m., sunset, 902, p.m., dewpoint, dew point 52 uv index zero moon phase waning gibbous 10 day 10 day slap that thing 10 day 74 degrees mostly sunny, 78. Sundays, 80.

Sunny, a lot of sun, a lot of 80s. That's the weather. Thank you. Did you find the Viking Fest? I did find the Viking Fest, but I have learned something. Every time we go look up festivals online, their websites always suck. Always. Oh, they do.

The Viking Fest website is like really low on information. It is pretty shit. I clicked info, and it literally is like parking information. Where to park in downtown Polkville. I want to know why they celebrate Viking Fest. Yeah, why do they? You're nowhere near where vikings are why is that why is that a thing that's happening oh yeah we click general info it's just like parking information that's it there's nothing here that tells me anything facts when where's viking fest how i become a vendor that That's it. There's got to be something here.

My favorite is, I think if you go under events and Viking Fest parade, there's an image of an old car with an old man and a Viking hat and like a young woman sitting on the car with an umbrella because I guess it's raining. And in the background is the Nordic Maid and Senior Citizens Lounge. That tells me everything I need to know about this town, about this website, about the entire event. Oh, yeah.

You know, I said this website didn't have information, but it definitely does. Now, I did go on their Facebook here. It looks like it happened in May. And it said, let's see, they got the Food Craft Booths open, Carnival in King Olaf Parking Lot. Nice. They had the Ifan Band.

Let's see, Viking Fest Road Race. They had the Washington Sacks and Wings. Let's see, DJacks and Wings. Let's see. DJ Cole and Sean Live. Sean Live at the street. Oh, man. You got to see DJ Cole. Damn.

My favorite thing is I like the fact that on Sunday from 1 to 2, they had the Boot Scootin' Babes. The Boot Scootin' Babes? The Boot Scootin' Babes were there. Oh, my God. Who are the Boot Scootin' Babes. The Boot Scootin' Babes were there. Oh, my God. Who are the Boot Scootin' Babes? I don't know. The Boot Scootin' Babes.

Oh, wait. Here's the Boot Boogie Babes, Seattle's line dance team. Boot Scootin' Babes, Washington. There's the Boot Boogie Babes, America's favorite line dance team. Nope, I don't care about that. That's got to be them though, right? Like who else? No, this is the boot scootin' babes.

Like who else is going to? I don't know. There's a lot. The boot boogie babes. It all says the boot boogie babes, but there's no boot scootin' babes. Well, the boot scootin' babes are probably local, says the boot boogie babes but there's no boot scootin babes the boot scootin babes are probably local which makes me think

they're all like 70 year old retirees well this says this says the boot scootin boogie babes so I think it's just scootins just in there it's like their middle name so they travel the country the boot scootin babes

well they're from Seattle so it checks out. They would be in Washington. America's favorite dance team. Oh, yeah, look at them dance. They're bootin' and they're scootin'. They're bootin' and they're scootin'. They're bootin' and they're scootin'. You know, I'm so happy that all these moms found a way to get outside of the house.

That's true. How many of the boot scootin' babes do you think are like, let me tell you about Goop? Oh, there's got to be at least a couple there's definitely one trying to sell goop products to the other babes right yeah there has to be there has to be there's apparently some in charleston as well oh there's boot scooting babes everywhere there's boot scooping babes in bakersfield california Reno, Nevada. Come on. Okay, I got a question. Yes.

They have teams, so they have the boot boogie babes, then there's the boot girls and the boot chicks. Nope, that's too much for me. But I don't think there's any defining difference. It's just they're just in different groups. So it's like, oh, who do you get to dance for your show? And it's like, well, we got the boot boogie babes, but you guys got the boot chicks. And they're like they're just in different groups so it's like oh who do you get to dance for your show and it's like well we got the boot boogie babes but you guys got the boot chicks and they're like ah man yeah it's in one of the july 29th through 31st they have a show at the watershed

but it says those attending to be determined should they only bring certain people only certain boot boogie babes attend are there like the boot boogie babes you want to see and then there's like the you know i'm the stand-in boot boogie babe like i'm not the i'm not the boot boogie babe i why is this at viking fest great question fantastic question um oh wait i think we found our answer to Viking Fest. So in the comments, someone said, aside from Skjaldbjörg demonstration, is there any historical Norse relevance to this Viking Fest? And someone said, Sam Davies, David Gardner, Polsbro was founded by Norwegian settlers. So every year we have Viking Fest to celebrate that

so I guess so really it has nothing to do with Vikings and more to do with the fact that like it's a town celebration yeah it's more they're celebrating that their town was founded by Norwegian settlers and boot scooting Vikings

that's what we need we need boot scooting vikings that's what we need we need boot scooting vikings which i'm pretty sure is just the techno viking i'm pretty sure that's what that is and he's just around in boots yeah yeah yeah yeah um well that's the weather desk hello um let's see sports uh nba summer league's happening that's a thing it's always kind of fun for a bit and then nobody cares uh we have the nfl training camp gonna be getting started i think week. So that's pretty cool. We have the MLB going. It's almost to the All-Star break. So they're making progress on that season.

Yankees still at the top. You got the Twins, the Astros, the Mets, the Brewers, and the Dodgers. And the big team here is the Seattle Mariners have won 14 games in a row. So if anything, I'm going to be cheering for them. Go Mariners. I don't even think they've won anything in a long time. So I'll cheer for them. Yeah.

You know what? It's about time. Yeah. I also like the Oriole Bird, the mascot for them. And then there's the Cubs, but they suck this year. So that's that. And then hockey is in the offseason as well. This is the point where now it's just a lot of baseball until the NFL starts.

I mean, baseball just goes so long. It really does. It does not stop. Baseball is like 13 out of the 12 months now. 162 games. 162 games of baseball. It makes it honestly hard to care. And then it gets to the point where they play a one-game playoff for a couple teams.

So you play 162 to play one. And then you're like, oh, I kind of care. But, yeah, when they're like, it's currently New York's in the lead in the division, you're like, there's 200 games left. Who the hell cares? Yeah, and then they lose three games all season. They make the playoffs and they lose. It's like, oh my God, they lost three games all season,

but four in the playoffs, they're out. That's it. You know, that's that. So that's it. You know, that's that. So that's sports. All right. What is our fact of the day? Fact of the day. The Australian government banned the word mate for a day. i don't believe that went over well at all it couldn't have there are probably slang or informal words that get on your nerves from time

to time particularly when you think something should be taken seriously in 2005 australian parliament took a few complaints a little too seriously and banned anyone on their staff from using the word mate while at work. Fortunately, Prime Minister... Oh, I thought you meant through the whole country. I was like, there's no way. Well, that's what they... A little clickbait title right there.

Yeah, that's what that is. They claimed that mate was an important part of Australian culture and the ban was overturned within 24 hours. Yeah, I don't believe that. Yeah, a little bit of clickbait. A little bit of clickbait there. A little bit of clickbait there. A little bit of clickbait. A little bit of clickbait there. A little bit of clickbait there. A little bit of clickbait.

A little bit of clickbait. So, let's throw in another one. Let's throw in another one there. Okay. Let's see. Star Trek's Scotty stormed the beach at Normandy. Yo, that's kind of wild. Really?

James Doohan. James Doohan, yes. Best known for playing Scotty on the Star Trek series, served in World War II with the 3rd Canadian Infantry Division as a commissioned lieutenant. He led his troop up a mine-strewn Juneau Beach as part of the Allied Forces' D-Day invasion. Later in the day, he was wounded by friendly fire

that caused the amputation of the middle finger on his right hand. He might not have noticed because during the time on Star Trek, directors did the best they could to avoid showing the injury on screen. Damn. Amazing. Amazing. I love that. I did not know that. I didn't either. That was a good fact right there. That was a good

fact. That wasn't clickbaity at all. That guy's a badass. Yeah. Damn. Go Scott. He saved the Enterprise and he saved the world. good fact that wasn't clickbaity at all that guy's a badass yeah damn go scott save the enterprise and he saved the world scotty james duey that's your fact of the day all right what is our big news story of the day big news story of the day So this one was sent to us by actually a few people. It's kind of weird because it's like three years old, but I don't care because it's a good one. And I don't think it's fake.

Okay. Florida man caught feeding wild alligator resists arrest. Quote, he's a good boy and he loves bagels. You know what? That reminds me of this tweet I saw on Twitter a while ago that I think went pretty viral. It was very funny. This woman went to a 7-Eleven in the morning and she sees a lizard next to the coffee

and the cashier's like, no worries, that's just Marvin. He likes the smell. And so then 7-Eleven replies with, oh oh can you give us the store location we'd love to check in on Marvin wink and she's like no way I'm not gonna narc on my buddy and so I just I think about that when I think about this story because it's just like dude likes bagels leave him alone he just likes bagel he's not causing any trouble the man likes bagels let him have his bagels florida man allegedly resisted arrest after being caught illegally feeding an alligator named

hank in his neighborhood pond described a 10-foot beast as a good boy and a good friend paul fortin 67 was issued a citation by the florida fish and wildlife commission over the incident in may at a pond in catriona Drive, Daytona Beach, but he was arrested by police and taken to Volusia County Jail after refusing to accept the citation and resisting an officer without violence. Fortin, who says he is a disabled veteran, told News 6 he regularly fed Hank the alligator. He's a good boy. He lets me pet him, he told the channel. He just sits there and he loves bagels. He was such a good boy he lets me pet him he told the channel he just sits there and he loves bagels he was such a good friend the alligator lover added he does sound like a good friend

the alligator lover added it's illegal it's totally illegal to do it did i know it no did i know i couldn't feed a turtle alligators yeah i kind, I kinda knew that. I don't know. Maybe I'm Dr. Doolittle. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. You know what? That seems like a reasonable response. Maybe. He was reportedly caught after a report by a neighbor led to the

FWC discovering a Facebook video of Fortin feeding the alligator filmed by himself. The FWC did not respond video of Fortin feeding the alligator filmed by himself. The FWC did not respond immediately to Newsweek for comment. In Clearwater, Florida, an 11-foot alligator crashed through the window of a woman's home and wreaked havoc in the kitchen. Mary Wichusen told the Tampa Bay Times she wasn't surprised to see an alligator in her home, but she was surprised by the response a facebook post about the incident by clearwater police department went viral neighbors began

calling her the gator lady the reptile destroyed her dining table left holes in her walls and smashed her stash of wine strangers have since left bottles of wine at her home to replace those she lost i like to imagine she goes up to him she she's like, this isn't a 74 Cabernet Bordeaux. Yeah, yeah. This is trash. In June, an alligator... Wait, are these just like, they're just throwing in alligator

stories down here? These aren't even related. I think because they ran out of actual stories. They ran out of facts about the alligator that eats bagels. They're like, other gators do wacky things too Yeah I think that's I mean do bagels Harm alligators

Like I can get it if bagels are like hurting the alligator No people just thought it was weird But it's not weird everyone loves bagels And if you don't you are worse than an alligator Is what I think this is saying Let's see hold on Reddit is here How unhealthy is it for an alligator is what I think this is saying. Let's see. Hold on. Reddit is here.

How unhealthy is it for alligator to eat bagels? I can't believe there's going to be something on this. I refuse. There is not one study on alligators eating bagels. It has never happened. Let's see. It says apparently alligators are able to metabolize carbs and farm. The alligators can put on weight from cheap feed. So, I mean, it's like, you know, people, there's cheap carbs.

You know what? Never say that about a bagel. Bagels are delicious. Cheap carbs. How dare you? That depends. We talked about bagels last week. And I will always talk about bagels.

I mean, there'll never be a time I don't talk about bagels. I mean, I like bagels, but I put on cream cheese, and I feel like you just need some fiber. If you get a whole grain bagel, it's probably better for you because you get the fiber with it. But if you're just getting the white bread bagel or whatever it is, you're probably not going not gonna be as healthy i mean i guess i'm not gonna tell you how to eat your bagels you do what you want

i'm just saying i'm the person where like i don't drink any like diet soda or anything like if i have a sody pop i usually have those little mini ones and i'll have like half the mini one i just want that taste but i'm i'm gonna drink the sugary one because like i don't want the diet you know what i mean well yeah no i understand that i'm not saying don't you know so that's what i'm saying like if you want to eat a like you know a bagel is filled with like the shitty carbs and whatever. That's fine. As long as you're not doing it all the time. It's alright. See? Look at that.

Agreed. Agreed. I look like I'm swapped over to me being on a podium talking about bagel diet and diet colas. I don't know what I'm talking about. Look, I think every once in a while you need to say, hey, just eat some sugar, baby. It'll be all right.

Yeah, sometimes. I used to drink so many sody pops. So many sody pops. I don't drink, like, nearly as much as I used to. Now, when you stopped drinking sody pops in 1953, what did you drink after that? I thought, wow, the war is over. Finally.

What a time to be alive. What a time to be alive. What a time. I used to drink two Coca-Colas a day, dude. Damn, not Coca-Colas. When did they stop making those? Two full Coca-Cola cans a day. Coca-Colas. Yeah, and now I only have half a mini can.

You used to drink two? Did you say two a day? Two, yeah. Let me tell you. I know so many people that would laugh at that statement oh yeah they probably drink like they go with like a six pack in like a night yeah what's like the colaholics it's like people drinking a like 24 pack of miller light a night it's just you know i don't i honestly don't know which is worse like i can't tell you which is worse honestly both are

so bad i'm like i don't know what's worse for you i don't know either some worse. I can't tell you which is worse. Honestly, yeah. Both are so bad, I'm like, I don't know what's worse for you. I don't know either. Some people might be like, oh, the alcohol. But I mean, you got like sugar, like straight up just sugar you're pounding down. Like, I don't know.

They're both bad. Yeah, I don't know, man. I don't know either. Well, that's it. All right. Thank you so's it. All right. Thank you so much for listening and watching. I've been enjoying this show. Crandor, hit them with the socials.

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Oh, yeah, there's a lot. So many pieces. And I sit there and like hold them together as the glue dried it was rough you're building the new one right what the giant one like the new model giant ass it has so many little pieces it's insane yeah yeah it's a big i think it was designed to it was so big it's designed to waste your time they're like, they want their money's worth. I'm like, okay, I guess. That's too big. There's some honker models out there. Yeah. I love it, though.

It's neat as hell, but it's too big. I think I spent three hours, and I'm still, I assembled the base and then his legs. That's what I got done. I'm like, awesome. Good work, Jesse. Well, at least you're doing it. Yeah, I'm trying. I'm trying. That's all I got done. I'm like, awesome. Good work, Jesse. Well, at least you're doing it. Yeah, I'm trying.

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